# It's Only TV...but I Like It

It's Only TV... But I Like It is a comedy celebrity panel gameshow about television. It originally aired on BBC One from 3 June 1999 to 23 August 2002. Its presenter was Jonathan Ross, and the regular team captains were Julian Clary, Jack Dee (series 1 only), and Phill Jupitus.

## Overview

The teams played through various rounds in order to gain points. Whichever team had the most points at the end was declared the winner. If both teams had equal points at the end, then the result was declared as a draw with no tie-breaker played.

### Rounds

There were various rounds played throughout the series, including:
* TV Trivia – In this round, each team is shown three clips which have a tenuous link to a moment in television history. It is up to the teams to try and decipher the link.
* Bad News or Are You Sitting Down? – Here, the teams are shown a clip from a TV show, but the clip is paused before a piece of bad news is delivered. The teams must guess what bad news is. Programmes varied in this round from soaps like Coronation Street and EastEnders to crime dramas such as The Bill or The Sweeney, period dramas such as Poldark or Martin Chuzzlewit to children's programmes like Pingu, Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder and Noddy.
* Here's One I Made Earlier – Inspired by the long-running BBC series Blue Peter, the teams are given ingredients to a real Blue Peter "make", and asked to come up with what they think the presenter made out of them.
* Channel Hopping – In this round the guests make their way into the TV screen (in reality, an elevated section of the stage behind Jonathan), and the team captains don special earmuffs to block out any noise. The captains also have a remote control to choose one of five TV programmes, which the guests must mime along to the theme tune in order for their captain to guess the programme. From series 2, this game was played in every episode, having been in half the episodes of series 1. From series 3, each captain would have a pair of earmuffs decorated to look like a certain television programme.
* Opportunity Knockers – The teams are shown three clips of performers on talent shows such as New Faces, Opportunity Knocks or such programmes, and are asked to guess which of the three acts is still performing today. One such clip showed a teenage Toni Warne who in 2012 became a contestant on The Voice.
* Granny Knows Best – The teams are shown a montage of elderly people describing a television programme in an obtuse way, and are asked what programme they are talking about. If they guess it correctly from the first montage the team are awarded five points, but if they don't then they are shown a second montage where the clues become easier but the point value decreases the more clues they get.
* Masks – Where the team dons blindfolds and the opposing captain applies masks to the blindfolds of the opposite team, all of whom are faces from the same TV programme. The team then has to ask questions to the opposing side to guess who they are wearing masks of, mainly using yes-or-no questions. The teams could also occasionally score bonus points for guessing the character or personality on their mask.
* Dubbing - Each team is shown a clip of a television programme such as One Man and His Dog, The Clangers or Wildlife on One, but without the sound. The teams then provide a new dub over the clip (usually the team captain providing the narration while the guests provide incidental noises or additional commentary). Shown to the audience, but not the teams, is a list of five words related to the clip. Points are awarded for every word on the list that the teams get correct.
* Aliens – In this round, the teams are shown three aliens, one of which appeared in Doctor Who. The teams then ask the aliens questions as to their identities before voting on which is the real alien. Points are awarded for guessing correctly.
* Wine Tasting – The teams are given a wine to taste (which had appeared on Food and Drink) and are asked to guess what the presenters said about the wine. Points are awarded for each correct description. In one variant of this round the contestants are asked to taste a beer, in this case the beer in question was Weihenstephaner.
* Let's Laugh at Foreigners – The teams are shown three acts performing at a Eurovision Song Contest, and are asked which act got the lowest points.
* Are You Being Serviced? – The teams are shown a clip from a sitcom, usually Are You Being Served? after which the round was named, and the clip is paused before the punchline is delivered. The teams have to guess what the punchline is.
* Charley Says – Based on the Charley Says series of public information films, the teams are shown a public information film which is paused before the message is delivered. The teams have to guess what the film's message is.
The show always ended with a quickfire round with the teams on their buzzers. The three quickfire rounds were:
* Catchphrase – Played in series 1, the teams simply had to complete the unfinished catchphrases read out by Jonathan.
* Who Said That? – Played in series 2 and 3, Jonathan would read out a line of dialogue from a TV programme and the teams have to guess the character or person who said it.
* Quickfire Trivia – Played in series 4, this was a straightforward round of quickfire trivia questions, also incorporating catchphrases and identifying two TV personalities morphed together into one picture.

## Return

The show returned on 5 March 2011 for a special during the BBC's 24 Hour Panel People in aid of Comic Relief 2011. The show's former team captain Jack Dee hosted with Ulrika Jonsson and Charlie Brooker as team captains. The guests were David Walliams, Danny Wallace, Tom Deacon, and Penny Smith.

## Episodes

The coloured backgrounds denote the result of each of the shows:
    – indicates Julian's team won
    – indicates Jack's/Phill's team won
    – indicates the game ended in a draw

### Series 1 (1999)

| No. | Episode | First broadcast | Julian's guests | Jack's guests | Scores |
| 1 | 1x01 | 3 June 1999 | Ant & Dec and John Thomson | Caroline Aherne and Antony Worrall Thompson | 15–6 |
| 2 | 1x02 | 10 June 1999 | Fay Ripley and Barbara Windsor | John Challis and Neil Morrissey | 15–17 |
| 3 | 1x03 | 17 June 1999 | Leslie Ash and Bill Tarmey | Patsy Palmer and Rowland Rivron | 22–19 |
| 4 | 1x04 | 24 June 1999 | John Leslie and Wendy Richard | Sarah White and Richard Whiteley | 21–14 |
| 5 | 1x05 | 1 July 1999 | Wolf and John Inman | Mark Lamarr and Trev & Simon | 13–13 |
| 6 | 1x06 | 8 July 1999 | Nigel Havers and Lorraine Kelly | Jayne Middlemiss and Tim Healy | 30–11 |
| 7 | 1x07 | 15 July 1999 | Leslie Grantham and Carol Smillie | Leslie Phillips and Jamie Theakston | TBC |
| 8 | 1x08 | 22 July 1999 | Ainsley Harriott and Melanie Sykes | John Noakes and Les Dennis | TBC |

### Series 2 (2000)

| No. | Episode | First broadcast | Julian's guests | Phill's guests | Scores |
| 9 | 2x01 | 24 February 2000 | Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Adam Rickitt | Ulrika Jonsson and Leslie Phillips | TBC |
| 10 | 2x02 | 2 March 2000 | Davina McCall and Dean Sullivan | Esther Rantzen and Max Beesley | TBC |
| 11 | 2x03 | 9 March 2000 | Anna Ryder Richardson and Angela Griffin | John Sergeant and Noddy Holder | TBC |
| 12 | 2x04 | 16 March 2000 | Shane Richie and Gloria Hunniford | Alice Beer and Jack Docherty | TBC |
| 13 | 2x05 | 23 March 2000 | Shaun Williamson and Donna Air | Norman Wisdom and Meera Syal | TBC |
| 14 | 2x06 | 30 March 2000 | Keith Chegwin and Amanda Holden | Peter Davison and Suggs | TBC |
| 15 | 2x07 | 6 April 2000 | Oz Clarke and Kirsty Young | Fern Britton and "Handy" Andy | 8–17 |
| 16 | 2x08 | 13 April 2000 | Boy George and Charlotte Coleman | Esther McVey and Phil Daniels | TBC |

### Series 3 (2001)

| No. | Episode | First broadcast | Julian's guests | Phill's guests | Scores |
| 17 | 3x01 | 23 February 2001 | "Nasty" Nick and Lisa Rogers | Claire Sweeney and Ainsley Harriott | 16–12 |
| 18 | 3x02 | 2 March 2001 | Richard Blackwood and Valerie Singleton | Gail Porter and Graham Cole | 11–10 |
| 19 | 3x03 | 9 March 2001 | Dermot O'Leary and Liz Smith | Linda Barker and Richard Whiteley | 16–15 |
| 20 | 3x04 | 16 March 2001 | Patrick Kielty and Keith Duffy | Vanessa Feltz and Jeremy Spake | 23–12 |
| 21 | 3x05 | 23 March 2001 | Ralf Little and Gaby Roslin | Emma Noble and Rich Hall | TBC |
| 22 | 3x06 | 30 March 2001 | Jim Bowen and Philippa Forrester | Tricia Penrose and Fred MacAulay | TBC |
| 23 | 3x07 | 13 April 2001 | Rowland Rivron and Linda Robson | Doon Mackichan and Les Dennis | TBC |
| 24 | 3x08 | 20 April 2001 | Craig Doyle and Jilly Goolden | Michelle Collins and Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen | 15–15 |

### Series 4 (2002)

| No. | Episode | First broadcast | Julian's guests | Phill's guests | Scores |
| 25 | 4x01 | 28 June 2002 | Joe Mace and Jennie Bond | Terry Wogan and Ainsley Harriott | 19–19 |
| 26 | 4x02 | 5 July 2002 | Ian McCaskill and Myleene Klass | Lucy Speed and Richard Blackwood | 8–9 |
| 27 | 4x03 | 12 July 2002 | Vernon Kay and Debra Stephenson | Angela Rippon and Jo Brand | TBC |
| 28 | 4x04 | 19 July 2002 | Barbara Windsor and Keith Harris | Carol Smillie and Adam and Joe | TBC |
| 29 | 4x05 | 26 July 2002 | Ed Byrne and Angela Griffin | David Dickinson and Steven Pinder | 17–15 |
| 30 | 4x06 | 2 August 2002 | Cannon and Ball and Gina Yashere | Patsy Palmer and Stuart Hall | TBC |
| 31 | 4x07 | 9 August 2002 | Roy Walker and Katy Hill | Diarmuid Gavin and Nicholas Bailey | TBC |
| 32 | 4x08 | 16 August 2002 | The Krankies and Goldie | Coleen Nolan and Gary Beadle | TBC |
* ↑ Harris was accompanied by his puppets, Orville the Duck and Cuddles the Monkey.