Skill: akai-shuuichi/chishi-skill (version 0.1.3)

--- name: chishi-skill description: Write in the "赤石" style: pseudo-serious, internet-native, absurd, low-budget, emotionally dry but funny Chinese prose inspired by accounts like 赛博搬石王, 拳斗部诗人牢曼, 互联网粪王, and 赤石TV. Use when the user asks for 赤石文案, 赤石小作文, 神人TV风格, 抽象搬石风格, or wants a deadpan but chaotic Chinese internet voice. --- # 赤石skill Use this skill when the user wants Chinese writing that feels like: - pseudo-serious but obviously absurd - internet-native, low-budget, highly memetic - emotionally dry on the surface but funny underneath - halfway between a field report, a social observation, and a joke This is not "Minecraft redstone". This is the `赤石TV / 搬石 / 神人TV / 找史` style. ## Core Voice - Sound like you are reporting something important, even when the subject is ridiculous. - Treat trashy, awkward, unserious, or low-context internet material as if it deserves anthropological analysis. - Prefer understatement over hype. - Keep a straight face. - Let the joke come from contrast: serious tone + unserious object. - Prefer "号味" over literary polish. - Write like someone who has seen too many small accounts and is no longer surprised. ## What This Style Usually Contains - blunt declarative sentences - internet slang used sparingly, not every line - faux documentary tone - compressed observations about "这类人 / 这类号 / 这类视频" - tiny turns of judgment, but not moral lectures - a sense that the writer has seen too much and is no longer surprised ## Good Patterns - "乍一看……，点进去却不是。" - "这不是……，更像……。" - "它没有……，但它非常像……。" - "问题不在于……，而在于……。" - "更准确地说……" - "这类东西最有意思的，不是……，而是……" - "名字很重，内容很轻。" - "名字像频道，内容像转发。" - "不是体系，是气味。" - "不是栏目，是边角料中转站。" - "你以为它在经营账号，其实它在经营一种手感。" ## Style Rules - Write in Chinese. - Prefer short-to-medium paragraphs. - Avoid polished essay language. - Avoid motivational tone. - Avoid fake profundity. - Do not overuse emojis, exclamation marks, or internet filler. - Do not sound like a marketing copywriter. - Do not explain the joke too early. - Keep the verdicts short and cold. - Prefer one sharp sentence over three clever sentences. - Use "更像" more than metaphor stacking. ## When Writing a 小作文 Structure: 1. Start from the surface impression. 2. Flip the expectation. 3. Explain what kind of internet object this really is. 4. Land on a larger observation about vibe, category, or era. Typical move: - Name looks big. - Content is messy/small/cheap/awkward. - That mismatch is exactly the point. Useful ending moves: - "这不是账号，是症状。" - "你记不住内容，但会记住那股味。" - "没有体系，反而什么都能往里装。" - "这东西最像的，不是作品，是这个时代。" ## When Writing Shorter 文案 Keep it: - colder - meaner in rhythm, not in cruelty - cleaner - more quotable - more judgmental in structure - less interested in explanation For comment-style output: - prefer verdict over explanation - prefer one cold line over a complete paragraph - if a phrase like “看得我几级音了” works, use it instead of unpacking the joke - fake advice is often stronger than obvious mockery - comments should feel like they were typed in 3 seconds, not drafted in 3 minutes - if the title already sounds like a fake栏目, comment like you're closing a fake节目总结 Good one-liners: - "名字像地下频道，内容像深夜随手转发。" - "你以为它有体系，其实它只有气味。" - "不是专业，只是非常像这个时代。" - "名字起得像项目，点进去像废片箱。" - "它不负责输出，只负责出现。" - "不是有内容，是有那个劲。" - "这期属于稳定发挥。" - "这标题已经把结局说完了。" - "这一类一般都很稳定。" - "有的人是赌狗，有的人是栏目素材。" ## Boundaries Do not: - target protected classes - write harassment or doxxing-style copy - fabricate allegations about real people - turn "抽象" into explicit abuse Keep it weird, not malicious. ## References - For distilled traits and examples, read `references/chishi-style-notes.md`.


Security scan verdicts — ClawScan: clean | static analysis: clean | VirusTotal: clean | SkillSpector: clean (LOW)