I must of not fully understood what you meant... damn tired redditing


Kraft is the wrong kind of ass though. Even the generic stuff is better than kraft.


Fair enough. Taking a break can be good. I wish you the best of luck.


I think the longer the ass hair is the less I want it on my desk


Thanks this was a cool article. The Shedd means a lot to me as it was where I went the first time I met the love of my life


i meant what i said.


Haha I’ll try and avoid it. Nowhere currently on my list is in Alabama


Before their votes are immediately and indiscriminately rejected.


I’m sorry to hear you’ve been cheated on.. but you’re free ! Makes it easier for NC if they found a new FP


Stay right there, I’m gona try it right now and report back


If she's in the habit of not looking she may have done this before.


Should be /r/me_irl


An imaginary god won't make you feel better, that's right, just the one true Living and Eternal God of Great Mercy who loves you.


Nope. A mamzer is someone who was born from an adulterous affair between two [NAME]. You're 100% [NAME] though!


Read the rules. Coming in here screaming “Muh [NAME]!” is spam.


[NAME] getting injured definitely didn’t help.Mou’s first Chelsea team was on a whole other level defensively


Because men are weak/stupid enough to let them.


Same. I played it handheld yesterday and was amazed how smooth it looks and plays 😱


Just to set up for a bigger failure story in the coming days. I think the guys at epoch times are working extra hours this weekend.


you say that because you think [NAME] is innocent


Yes, that’s pretty much it ! Thank you, I will, it’ll just be a week or so before I get there.


USC had 4 guys commit 2 fouls in the first half. This might become a war of attrition.


Which means his lifestyle is unsustainable. Look at the house and the cars. Even renting he’s just racking up debt pretending to be a millionaire.


Yay, congratulations! :D


I've definitely erected something in his honor but idk about a statue


What do you do for work?


You're going to seriously regret this in a few years.


Save those texts, call the cops, restraining order and no contact. You need to do this for you and the baby.


Of course you have to play your cards right, but having good cards can really help you. It’s all about tact.


Because learning another language is cultural appropriation. This people are pathetic.


Srs glad she's going to stop cancering herself


Sounds fun to be around her....Jk:)


I can, but not that kind.


Where’s the joke? I can’t even figure out why someone would laugh at this.


It’s a shame there is no sound lol


Wait, are you complaining about the second hit? Dude, you were totally within range. That was one of the least questionable hits I've ever seen


Ok thanks ❤❤


..and it's awful. What a waste of money.


RED ALERT RED ALERT


i was agreeing with u/sixstringersoldier guess my analogy wasnt clear


You did. But I’m not arguing with a bunch of troglodytes. Have a nice day.


Both good and not so good, but mostly good! You should DESTROY HER. NOBODY NEEDS TO TAKE UP THAT MUCH SPACE ON THE CURB.


It was so frustrating seeing him overthrow people every week. I hope he makes that a point of focus this off-season.


BRISCOE WITH THE DIME AGAIN


It was just for a short gag


You wanna tap a foetus? Descusting.


Our local ESPN radio will play commercials for games that happened the previous week all the time. So amateur.


I had a big omnibus edition. It was great, but a good 4-5 inches thick!


I'm pretty sure most "pick up" artists in Asia pay the girls.


Ah yes of course, how could I have been such a Horseshoe crab!


[NAME] IS SO CUTE WITH THE "MINE" SdgksadGDKLSG:


I was in Buckhead waiting to celebrate in the streets. Ugh. [NAME] freakin [NAME].


AKA great!


I need a loop of [NAME] falling lol


sometimes it feels like a lot of characters are like that, but only when I fight them


Yes! Tell us E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G! She’s horrible but also very entertaining!


I am just saying in general, in any situation. Work or not.


Can you give a source for that? I'd like to understand better.


Beautiful play by [NAME]. Dude gets better every game he plays.


[NAME] hits centre mass more often than a world class sniper. It's a fairly impressive.


Should've gotten a prenup.


> [NAME] survives in car accident "[NAME] is good!" > [NAME] dies in car accident "[NAME] is mysterious!


You can be gone for several months and they won't care, nor even notice.


When my [NAME] is crying...


Interesting ideas and has a strong argument against postmodernism


#welcome to Doordash lol We all quit Doordash


Coincidence vs correlation vs causation


I think you didn't read the whole post. Go to the eye doctor.


Fuck me, that is good.


It was balanced by also adding relics , you could have some pretty cool variations in your games if they added a system similar to both !!


Yay twinsies! SAHM here too, in the midst of summer holidays at the moment. It's rough.


I don't know how you get over the survivor's guilt after something like that.


You are entitled to live your life the way you want to. I never said you weren't. You really are just disappointing.


26>27 confirmed


Watched Split. Good but got a little spooked. Unbreakable last night, Glass tomorrow hopefully


I'm not ready, I'm not ready, I'm REALLY not ready.


I was so happy for cowboy


The Homestead Crater is fun. I also like the Crystal Hot Springs!


forget new buildings, i work at the chase plaza building and am a little bummed that seagram tower made it but this didnt.


No it's not. I'd bet his biggest crime was being an introvert. Low-inhibition psychos never seem to lack for female companionship.


Doesn't answer the question about who is going to pick the low hanging fruit though!


[NAME] was right! Best lipsync so far! That should be a double shantay and holy crap I think [NAME] may have just become my favorite queen!


Our games against San Fran always seem to have amazing finishes


These questions tell you'll be a fantastic dad! Don't sweat it too much and make sure you enjoy it. They grow up quick :)


enjoy it and happy New Year!! I was at the cheesecake factory yesterday with one of my kids.. had a blast


For real though, TurboGraphix16 was pretty cool. They had some neat games.


No its not, a AGM can do damage in excess of 15m$.


I'm not assuming anything, I've stated products that I know we produce in sufficient quantities.


Handing a dead kid back to the parents and hoping they won't notice before you can high tail it. That's a bold move [NAME].


you have zero evidence that anything in this story is fabricated. your blind cop hatred just really, really wants you to believe that.


[NAME] and [NAME] together for multiple games composed entirely of 3 on 3? This is a dream come true.


Also thank you for the link.


Actually mommy needs to grow up and manage her own feelings.


[NAME]? Nah, that's him in the background. The idiot with the leaves is [NAME]. It's always fucking [NAME].


Go with [NAME] brah


Found the selfish and shitty anti-vaxxer in the thread. How many of us have to die before you get your fucking kids vaccinated?


Oh no she was only 17 years old and 11 months she's just a child!! Videos kinda cringy though I guess but not because of that


That's amazing! I love this kind of thing. Birds flocking. Fireflies synchronizing.


I disagree. Every starting receiver [NAME], [NAME], and [NAME] will have over 1k yards on the season while [NAME] cracks 2k.


We are so predictable at the moment that [NAME] doesn't even have to spy on us.


Massive overlap. I have been vegan for 10 years and anti birth around the same time for the reasons you note.


But some people are not on that subreddit, he is just reminding all the people in the [NAME] faction


Wow that’s one way to get out of it for a while 🤔


Liverpool FC and Jacksonville Jaguars (Sorry, my kids were born here)


Just look at the picture


9/10 our managers side with us because if they don't we get angry at them. The guestomer will never be coming back but the employee will


No it’s ok. How does [NAME] feel about his mom hovering? Are there plans to move out or is this a permanent thing?


Oh nice. What lvl on Siege?


Fuck yeah, I eighteenth this.


I love [NAME] and [NAME] we are so lucky


I'd take Florida winning it all this year, just so it's not Bama/Clemson 5


shucci a lil BITCH


Same to me. But she has a handicapped placard but drives [NAME] and herself. WHY?


No tweets from [NAME] since 10:30pm EST... twelve hours ago at the time of this writing. Oh, he must be having a GREAT time.


Still, it’s legal weed. Sorry, sad [NAME] here..


and she finished that leg of the race without getting eliminated! It was kinda impressive.


It has its moments, that's for sure.


Ugh sucker punch


Man, what a great post Edit: wow! Thanks for the kind, gold stranger!


We've always been at war with Eurasia what are you talking about?


Spam this dude with happy birthdays


Is there a reason you said yes but then did not?


Is this worth watching? It comes off like its glorifying the guy and kinda puffy.


Teams got some fire tonight. I like it.


9-3 in first straw vote? i was not aware of that.


Wow, pulling her by her hair and throwing her on the ground doesn't exactly say "respect me" in any way.


Go check out the Secondary Bill of Rights It's a good start for unionizing


thanks [NAME], very cool! i’m just gonna off myself tho. brain hurty juice hurty my brain too much


Ha, I thought it was about [NAME].


I think some people don't understand that they don't do him any favor by putting too high expectations on him.


Not starting it at that temperature is a great way to drain your car of an ability to start. Pick your poison.


My friends thought I was asexual


several illegal wars? You seen much combat?


Ours go insides and zones random isles.


Bran flakes is your friend. Low in calories, and best ‘motivator’ to use the toilet


What happened next?


too much internet


A guy tried to do this in France after the French Revolution. Did not go well.


This looks sick


[NAME], you’re 12. Go do your homework instead of trying to be edgy on the Internet.


Wtf. And then we wonder why people think DnD players are a bunch of fucking creeps. Sucks that you had to bear witness to such sadness.


It wouldn't surprise me if they were paid crisis actors


I teased him about being an off center unicorn lol


Pulp Fiction is fucking amazing


Thanks [NAME]! <3 #9


I feel like it's the 90s when everybody wanted to make a record label


I don't think abortion is murder, but it's factually way less easy to disprove than the earth being flat.


Yep happening to me all the time at my college. Fuck everything


I LOVE your glasses! I have the same color but a slightly different shape but yours really suit your face! Also I'm jealous of your hair 🤷♀


Yes. So instead of getting a decent meal catered, he goes to the cheapest places possible.


He also does not care much for his mother because she knew Dr. [NAME] was lying. Just your typical leftist bully who hates his family.


Oh my god, zero-calorie Gatorade is a thing ^(i don't care how many chemicals are in it if its zero-calorie)


Thank you, I love Heart and Zeppelin and haven't seen that till now.


Everybody betrayed [NAME] [NAME]. I'm fed up with this world.


Avoid Blount St and Martin Luthur King or risk death. I’m not kidding.


I bet they're the kind of teacher that says something totally wrong and then power trips when one of the kids calls them out.


Loved this book


I really wanted him to be wearing cowboy boots, but will still upvote for those rain boots!


Good minutes from bayless


Yeah it is getting strange. I've even been talking to a right wing poster for the last few days who is terrified of her.


Im fine with complaining. A little surprised he's complaining without playing or even reading the patch notes since they were released.


Go Leafs Go


This is amazing and exactly how I feel about him. I love [NAME] and [NAME] but this is why Nuge is my favourite NUGE IS HUUUUUUUGE


Passed a CR England driver last week who had his phone mounted in the middle of his windshield with video playing. Blatant retardism


now when I'm off work I completely forget it exists, I love it


My day was ok, I’ve just been watching YouTube and on twitter.


I don't know about that. Old Liz managed to earn around $90k over the past couple of years.


Removed? Damn no respect.


Idk if I skimmed over it 3 times or what, it doesn't say why he did it. But I guess we'll never know?


Yes, we did.


Luckily I never got sucked into Overwatch, because I know if I had I would definitely have an unhealthy amount of playtime racked up.


So glad for him, he's such a good man and deserves everything good


Satire? He asked hopefully, yet with deep pessimism in his heart.


No. [NAME] is the clear #1. But [NAME] could go first round


This is funny, although... Some people just can't take a yolk.


congrats, [NAME]. you played yourself


Makes me want to break out my 'learn to use my SLR properly' resolution again.. more time commitment tbh. Great shot.


When the player is reasonable with his demands and the team is reasonable with their offer, magic stuff can happen.


I love this trend.


Thank you for the clarification.


We are like the douchebusters!


Wow, really? I hope this kind of event doesn’t happen that often.


Problem is we don't have much else of value. [NAME], [NAME], [NAME]. We have to hope [NAME] likes THJ.


People with the power to enact laws to stop an issue, complain about the issue - More at 10


I'm crying. Their faces 😂🤣😂


trust me, that's an unnecessary edge in this league. Also, it's not like the projections on Yahoo are much better for most players.


Shadowbanning me isn’t good policy either


Not sure if [NAME] or [NAME]


Agreed, but I can't believe the bottom of the barrel just has double French doors opening into the foyer of yet another barrel.


Bulls medical staff misdiagnosing again, what else is new


> but [NAME] shut her up see this is why we love [NAME] so much


Doesn't matter if we stop, everyone else will do it. You're telling a whole world looks don't matter, yah good luck.


This isnt a excuse. It affected their start last yr also.


Tonight's attempt at installing gib on ceiling ended with me in tears, damaged gib and still 2/3 of the ceiling left to go. FML.


Did the goat enjoy it?


He’s doing this to get some of that lawsuit money


I like it when a sub's name matches what I say when I see its content.


It's mostly what kids are enjoying at the time. I know I associate Minecraft with my little brother would watch cringey Minecraft YouTube videos all day


That [NAME] missed layup is haunting me right now.


He has become that which he swore to destroy!


It is physically impossible for [NAME] to get bad skins.


Bagel Bites?! Blashphemous! Pizza rolls or die. (All joking aside, welcome! And Bagel Bites are freaking delicious)


Not this sub’s fault the ((([NAME]))) is full of idiots


A bad pun can be a real pick-me-up


EXACTLY. Not only is it incredibly important, but it's incredibly **fun** as well.


Congratulations! As a fan of impulsiveness and craziness, I could not support this haphazard mayhem more. Best of luck to you both.


They see me rollin’.....


It’s cool lol, no hard feelings


...Stuffed Crust **Piz**zah...?!


I love it that they're filming this with a phone or something


average good singer


[NAME] was struggling against the taller Sixer's guards, got swatted on a lot of drives too even with [NAME] out with injury.


I won’t but if I tell him to have a threesome didn’t I open the door for him to cheat


Most likely it’s not a tumour since cancerous tumours aren’t usually painful. You still should go check it out ASAP.


T-shirt and basketball shorts


Her body, her space. If she was uncomfortable, then he should be respecting her.


I was jumping the same gun but decided to do some googling just in case. Glad I did :)


[NAME] is lining up for West Ham, holy shit im excited to see this play out


A volley into a header. Just wow. The skills.


Not only your boyfriend thinks you are hot, Iike your haircut😉


My new favourite bromance


here's where the map completely breaks" "also centurion has safe heavies" like really lmao


I can't unsee it now. I wish I could, I love magic


They react bad because they've been indoctrinated to see capitalism as the only way that works. Even if they're social democrats.


yeah violence shouldn't be your goto first option, but the people who pretend words are meaningless sounds are stupid idiots


At least we've always got other people here who understand.


Noted thank you.


They didn't have a "bullpen" when they won the WS or when they went to the ALCS last year. They will get by as always


It’s insane how [NAME] hasn’t been carded yet


“I don’t need no more sisters, I got enough last year” *cut to shocked mid drag faces in the werk room*


Apologies, sir


Right, seafoam. High of 16c today! There are always nudists at the beach, it seems. Not many, but a few hardy ones!


I love tropical weather, it's the endless ocean and moving ship (I have bad vertigo).


No wonder crime is going up if these morons are in charge.


That one little girl with her jersey, nearly jumping out of her own skin to get a high 5 is adorable.


£20 per child?! That is ridiculous! You can’t buy much of anything for that! I am furious on your behalf!!


Me too thanks!


Gross. She did is so cruel ever. Document this report to cops against her.. And Disown/cut cruel family is best gift.


That's awesome man. Keep it up bro. Glad to see there's some people out there that still care about others


*fingers in ears* LALALALALA EVERYTHING'S FINE. Check out [NAME] twitter feed for similar attacks. r/Alberta is definitely slightly left, but distrust of [NAME] is spreading.


That's still a fucking insane number. 70% is goddamn insanity, and the only reason you're alright with it is because you're unaffected.


Baths, especially after the gym. Fresh flowers in the apt. Emotions are pretty cool too.


LMAO me too! Just give us the life sentence and be done with it 🤣


Toy department hype! So hard to keep from using caps!


She's as tall here, in giant heels, as [NAME] is without shoes so I'm betting on not tall.


You called [NAME] a defensive player of interest. I don't know that logic is in this topic.


I think this guy might be a [NAME]. It's hard to tell these days.


In this regard, how are babies different from neighbors?


Cars- with my dad


Red Line guys are awesome. The Chicago office is going to be infinitely better than te New York one. So much for ditching the whole city thing.


great ideas!


I think you and I think alike. Sometimes I wish I knew less of history... because ignorance can be blissful


Don't bother, redditors hate Israel


Oh [NAME].


Neither are sleeping adults, so it's ok to kill someone as long as they are asleep.


Yup, my greatest fear realized.


Blade and Soul looks terrible, IMO. Way way way too much saturation and bloom. Great post, OP!


#SHOCKEEEEEEEEEEEER!


I was already taking a break from basketball this season, but I think this really put the final nail in the coffin. This team is hopeless.


Next level up to termination.


Ok that makes sense. Im familiar with the term.dog whistling, just havent seen ot attached to globalists.


Too much time am running for it


Sorry, but isn't this a little too obvious? As the old saying, the early bird catches the worm.


Didn't expect him to land back in the championship, although mears was much more unlikely


Uh, she was [NAME] girlfriend. She broke up with him with that text.


Because [NAME] is a free agent after this season so he could just leave when this season is basically a lost cause for us


Go slowly and don’t pressure yourself but rake advantage of some adult company for an evening out if the opportunity presents itself. Best wishes


[NAME] is just another millionaire taking advantage of dumb people.


YES please! I would love to see this map back in game! So many good memories


What a cringeworthy load of kak this is. Wow I have no words.


hay guyz let's all hang around in a chat room about old pictures and masturbate in a circle with smug looks on our carb bloated faces


He's hilarious


??? Like a duck on a June bug?


keep spinning that hamster wheel


Oh... I read that the fedora made her sweaty... I can't imagine head wear making someone moist. But hey, there's something for everyone.


this is magnificent


I've always thought it was weird that they keep their hard drive on the left.


Running a company will be the same disappointment. Your problem is unsolved.


You really went in to detail, and with valid points. Δ


Also, on my phone this didn't show up as a "cross post". Sorry!


How the fuck is that not ticketable.


Did anyone see the ladies sitting behind the Hawks' bench?? WOW, like smoking hot.


because the cops dont have the manpower to chase after every schmuck who orders small amounts...


The most important part of a sacrifice is the innocence of the victim. (Even we [NAME] belive that). The unborn are the most innocent.


“Your friends dead because [NAME] has armor.....and a big fuckin sword!”


[NAME] and [NAME] at crunch time. I must be dreaming!


He’s close. Flip [NAME] to fish for [NAME] Then go out and get [NAME]


[NAME] was pulling a knife on [NAME].


Isn't it the same thing? Or at least equally bad?


Same. Even while not on my period I have lower back pain


Good thing the lions no longer run a true 4-3


Happy day! Five years from now you will be a top ten player in the NHL.


You read the body, right?


The word ‘rap’ was created by a guy who couldn’t pronounce his C’s. Fact.


please fire this fuck head im tired of losing games because of our power play


Got home from helping my friend move and turned it on literally just in time to see [NAME] score. Let's go Knights!


is that [NAME] fucking [NAME]


But it's still....the geographic location of Arizona haha.


I did it. Dont really regret it tbh. Less people hassling me


Tru tru still a little suss, doesn't drake [NAME] [NAME] brown n potentially groomed a model at 16? Dudes dodgy af


Well I hope it works out lol. We really need help in that department


Yes you can start working. Just use those bags, but don't bother with the prompt on the dashboard.


He really likes racism


No, absolutely not. How bout if you have more to lose you be more careful about not breaking the law.


It ruined me, too. D:


Beautiful Work! You take doing [NAME] work quite literally:)


10,000th franchise win (against Boston) was cool, also 2017 ALDS game 4 (my only playoff game ever)


Those are still huge numbers for a guy that can’t even take a free throw without double clutching his shot.


Awesome!!!


The woman types like she isn’t a native speaker of English. Which worries me immensely.


I mean, OP is consenting and asking for it, it's better to let them be


Even he's tired of marriage.


Honestly, these are probably things you should have thought about before telling your husband you wanted to separate.


But they're this close to breaking new evidence of Russian interference!


I feel retarded because i laughed


As a teacher it would be lovely to eat lunch in this room instead of where i do. GTAGE


I enjoy it as well, there's dozens of us!


Yeah maybe but when you are like 'cool, no worries' and actually mean it your chances with another girl dramatically increase.


I’m sorry that happened to you but it’s I can imagine I know if it was me I would forever feel Guilt.


**Zigzagzigal-type Balance Suggeestions** - I feel like you are flying, why not get into a war with China who, because they had no alternatives.


I’m just not sure why he thought I’d find it attractive, it deserves an attaboy at best


Bullying impacts brain


Thanks for saying that, but yeah: you really need to do something about your boy there. He’s not right.


Where is this video on Doesn't seem to be on any of the pages I loaded.


Poor [NAME]. Give him some Enfamil. He will feel better soon.


That was brutal.


while her other suitor looks like a decent guy, looks good, trying to be a good bf.


Speak for yourself. Our defense crumbled under incompetency despite the talent they had to work with.


YOU BUNCHA BASTARDS" is one of my favorite quotes hahaha


Glad you had fun!! Did you all, ya'know? Did you all make plans to see each other again soon?


That looks like a fun group


damn i’d love a transboy to be my prince charming


Nah, according to OPs limited post history, he's a pedophile.


It’s horrible for me, way worse than your situation. Be Glad that you aren’t me


Thank you. For some reason I thought it had been released in all markets.


Why is [NAME] still getting minutes? He is probably the worst player on this roster.


This made me laugh.


Even after the initial testing? Thank you!


They're both made by [NAME], and they're both hilarious.


Lmao the UBI is just the powers that be making sure they don't have a revolt on their hands once their program of economic alienation reaches a head.


Mine would have bought it to me.. then turned away when i went to retrieve the ring *NO TAKE!.. ONLY THROW!*


ok thanks alot :), just extremely weird VAC bans are less harsh than throwing for Skins. lol


would I be correct to refer to this as "pop feminism?" I think we're talking about the same thing when I say that.


You're a bit of a wet wipe aren't you?


Tbh I don’t hate either sport I just find them both silly. Especially soccer when Players fall intentionally to pretend to be hurt


If you read sub rules, you would know you can't post here.


She births the antichrist and has to fend of the demons trying to abduct her baby


Great anime though. [NAME] awesome.


Lets see if [NAME] cares about playing hard in [NAME] return to LA. I think we can win if our players actually play hard and care.


Hers are just terrible. I’ve seen the look great on other people.


Manipulation of a persons enviorment while denying they are doing it in order to make the victim appear crazy.


SHE is a MA’AM. and yes very


:) this made me smile. I laughed so hard at the blinker fluid part. You and [NAME] are proof that not all heroes wear capes.


Makes sense, but I imagine if they wanted the land that badly theyd just buy it off him


Just eat it after. Lol. Im kidding, but it would honestly be the best recycling option. Not that anyone is going to do it.


I’m glad I had a few margaritas before I read this


I'm a sexworker and trust me, plenty of us love our jobs an our work.


are you fcking serious sis


Beat me to it. Just because the news makes it seem like there is a pandemic of school shootings, it is exceedingly unlikely to happen.


So [NAME] is still on the block and hoping [NAME] can nominate someone else.


Snorting them might be what kept her from having a lethal overdose, snorting benzos is pretty much a waste as most of it barely absorbs.


For fun!


sorry for the dumb question, but where do the pagers get their signal from? Are there still emitter around or do cellphone towers this job now?


There's a crocodile who's not hungry. Pissed off but not hungry. "Get the f--- off me!


In all seriousness, glad you're all okay and that you shared this awesome story. Congrats btw.


I'm not to proud of them right now. I'm mad at them ☹☹ But big ups!!


Wow. My first comment here (I think) is met with hate! Ouch!


Someone being kinda mad is undoubtedly better than someone having their tongue ripped out


No, they don’t. No morning after pills/contraception pills are free, even at the clinics


why does he look like [NAME]


Yeah but everyone dies so that makes no sense lol.


I feel terrible but I do this too, or watch obese people doing mukbangs


*[NAME] playing the world's saddest tune on the world's biggest violin.*


I can help.


So THATS how he got the room for that backhanded top 10 nhl goal...


It’s always about sentience. We already generally restrict abortions about the time fetuses are believed to start feeling pain.


whyyyyy !!!! ughhh


Glad you are resting better, and as for your friend he deserves the brownie points.


If we were in the same city we could've hung out. Happy new year to you. You're not alone in being alone.


[NAME] is so goddamn good


Can't believe the IDF official account posted a doctored image clearly knocked up on paint in 30 seconds


Ok what other characters is her gameplay similar to?


And I also appreciate you.


Even without the age thing, going after a coworker over a crush has a 9 out of 10 chances to end badly.


ESPN said [NAME] doesn't deserve to because he should have the Pistons playing better and shouldn't be on the outside looking into the playoffs right now


Happy Cakeday! I met my partner of 6 years at a London [NAME] meet-up 🤩


Alexa this is awesome play eye of the tiger


Thanks! There are so many resources available. Thank you for telling me about one that actually helped you


THERE IS NO LEFT PHILANGE


this has been an issue ever since, they already know and don't seem to care


ya lol i’m not here to depress myself more than i already am


I feel like [NAME] will have a great bounce back game tonight


Exactly. That's why I'm watching his videos as well. ;)


Why do all the animals look terrifying oh god oh fuck


If you think steamed hams is unexpected anywhere on Reddit, then I got news for you


Wow you’re cool


Don't worry - there's only one barely known movie to his credit. Pretty easy to avoid.


I just don't know whether to believe if this is achieveable at this age.


I'm going to try and have this mindset ... I wanna eat slower


Yes that would've been so much fun! You can only imagine my shock and disappointment...


These folks have surpassed


Sadly they aren't in control. [NAME] is and he'll always do the worst possible thing.


He did. Dems would have filibustered and you need 60 votes to force one to end.


Would love to see them both in the same side


Oh look, it's wr2! *proceeds to get fucked*


Welp, the GOP's removing their last appeal for me.


Worst radio ever.


Sorry for late reply Rosetta is an actual name, it is different than Noctis, Rosetta doesn't hit you like a cricket bat when you hear it.


I can only imagine the mud butt that comes with a bowl of DQ chicken and DUMPlings


if he is strong, he won't need to quit job


Is she hot tho


[NAME] are already in negotiations for a licensed game about shaving and toxic masculinity.


Where exactly is the irony? His name is not [NAME], and the title, bio, and picture contain no related jokes.


Two recent


This dude is acting like python is hard smh


Ok maybe I should watch Tangled


Only all the time. As of a few years ago it’s been impossible for me to do it, which is discomforting to say the least.


Oh no, the horror. Look, a pause! Let's start CPR! Those nurses, probably


Teacher: "ok guys, put your phones down (and definitely don't send me the link)


He loves it.


Exactly my point, he was tearing up the U23's but hasnt been able to push on with the first team chances he was given.


Ah thanks. Well hopefully he can do better with [NAME].


You realize everyone sees you REEEEEEing all over the place right? You can act nonchalant all you want but obviously youre one salty sea dog


Only a couple of weeks? Gotta bump up those numbers bro those are rookie numbers :D


Be free!!


Thank you for your reply. It gives me hope, and I will your previous post in a bit.


[NAME] knocking [NAME] out. Somehow, I didn't expect the brainwashed soldier to betray the kids.


no wonder i never noticed because i skip the pilot everytime i restart the series


Interested in Carlton stuff.


Oh [NAME]....


Thank yoooouuuuu ❤


What the Fuck?


The goodest human


Oh. That's an... Interesting username. :


I thinks he's the leader of one those Turkish backed rebel groups. He was accused of raping the wife of one his soldiers and screwing prostitutes.


They fetishize our oppression. Different day, same tune.


[NAME] never suited up for a Dodger affiliate.


I suppose it's better than [NAME] eating while drooling.


You're pushing me to adopting irrational and nonsensical beliefs! dogs are cats now!


Lilo and Stitch is one of my favorites. I really want to go buy a stuffed Stitch to hug now.


Honestly i have no clue. Just got my feelings hurt by the mean things he was saying to nurk and wanted to cyberbully him in response


Thanks, it was no effort at all.


Looks like your hormones are not working properly.


I only use freedom units, sorry.


If you read the comments above I mention my sources.


I'm afraid if I have a awful time or something like that I'm going to get worse..


Thank you, really. I always thought so, but it’s nice when other people see it too.


Leave [NAME] or [NAME], only one of em.. replace one with maybe [NAME]


Be safe.


Oh great now Soda is screaming again just what I needed.


True, and so sad to see. Somewhere along the way, the governing of a country my mutual consensus turned into a national sport with 2 teams.


I always thought the GNT version of 10:14 was amusing. Intelligent people talk sense, but stupid people need to be punished. Proverbs 10:13 GNT


My favorite is this gem where [NAME] told [NAME] to stop whining and there is no election rigging..two weeks before the election


You're welcome! Happy New year!


lakers bout to get KAT fucked now


I passed the aftermath of this wreck on the other side of I-20. What a tragedy.


See [NAME] this is the problem, I don’t know if you’re talking about cutting people in half or halving the population


Sodaman going sicko mode


It’s probably down to low player base.


Except it destroyed 76% of America's scooby snack production. May Shagster have mercy on us all.


yeah certainly shouldn't feel this way but i do now :/


Amazing notes. Posts like this is what make us feel that we are not alone in our struggles.


Oh thanks I didn’t pay really attention haha


A demonstration of a product or technique. Destiny 2 base game is a demonstration of its actual content. Now, what is the definition of an opinion?


This must be where [NAME] got his alias from.


I was thinking that as well after I posted. Some nasty stuff settles on ceiling tiles.


Nope I’m not exposing my kinks to Reddit 😂


Amazing, my friend 🙏


You have the bear mask?? :D it is glorious!


it’s a sensitive topic and she probably took it as if smelling bad lol. i’d just avoid saying that


I think the best way to think of the age is that [NAME] is 17, [NAME] is 19 and [NAME] is 20.


I'd prefer it that way than the alternative reality in which [NAME] knows where I live.


We invest in other countries, in 250, 500, and 1000 lb bombs. Look at all our investments fruition's!


I love democracy, that's why I hate antidemoratic institutions like the EU.


Thank you [NAME].. Another disaster you created.


I’m sorry :(


Thought I was the only one who noticed that ....


The joke doesn't even have anything to do with the song.


I like Brown Sugar


Of course it can be charity. If the rent is lower than the market rate, the difference is charity.


Because [NAME] was definitely pregnant with both a boy and a girl when he got on. Yup.


Yeah I was citing the wrong statistic here. Thanks for posting this.


Is that listing not supposed to be a joke?


Glad those underprivileged West Loop kids will finally have something nice to take advantage of.


Been saying this shit for years. Sorry not sorry


This momentum control by the refs is killing us, and we're letting it


Corporate and corporatist is the new "CTR shill" over in /r/politics. Found a trollbot


That's a shame. Well good luck


Hope your friend is okay.


Damn *fabulous*!


thank [NAME] that period is over, pretty sure the lightning had like -89 shots that period


That’s not what I said, but ok.


Not even if I worked there, would I attend her meet and greet


Wow good on you! I hope to have similar progress this year. How’d you do it?


Look! More complaining about people complaining, thus compounding the issue! What a happy little circle-jerk : ) You guys will never stop.


Medical interventions that are undertaken to save the life of the mother, even if the result is the death of the fetus, are morally permissible.


I love the thing. My jeans get all loose feeling after I wear them awhile. I feel skinnier when my jeans fresh.


He looks like bob saget


I really love watching this one more than the goals.


As if any of those words mean anything other than "give me what I want or I'll socially shame you!


Wasn't that just a mass shooting? Or am I thinking of another college massacre?


...Oh my


I’m afraid it will eventually go that way.


I've been expecting that forever edit: gave up on that one


Completely understandable. Maybe mom should book flights a little bit farther in advance next time though!


I don't think I'll ever love anyone or anything as much as I love a nice cyst pop.


OK. That is really weird.


He would probably just treat the situation like A$AP Bari’s.


what a crazy ride


brah the usps loses a few billions each and every fiscal quarter. they are totally insolvent and entirely dep3end on tax payer money.


Lucasfilm never once said he was ancient or all powerful. [NAME] did, but that was an actor trying to build up hype for his character


I regret that I have but one upvote to give for your post. Very powerful.


You don’t see a parallel between the two scenarios?


Most do, some are more reactable than others, like warlord and kensei, some are ridiculous like shinobi or conq or uncharged sb from warden


The US version of The Office isn’t even the best version of The Office, never mind the best comedy ever.


good to know. thanks!


Good read man, sounds like a crazy time, its the worst vomiting red in front of ramdom people lmfao 😂


Cuck you're implying I'm vulnerable and submissive??! Hahhhaaaaaaa. You're the cuck here, the young incel loser


Insipid shite so far. We look mid-table.


Bless your heart.


He's not the issue... They'll never see her coming at them!


Nice of them to come check on you.


Me when I distract the last zombie so my friends can work on the Easter egg without starting the next wave


happy birthday dude!


That's what I thought, but upon closer inspection it's missing the Ontario shield of arms.


Yup ^ If it isn’t working now, it won’t work later. He needs to grow up, and you need to move on!


Thanks! Itll take some getting used to for sure but I'm excited to move on.


You had sex with multiple different people on acid? Lucky mf


Modernity bullies [NAME] lmao he cries.


Got any evidence that he did? Yeah. Neither did anyone else. You leftists are really too gullible for your own good.


This is actually one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen. Good post op


She just likes to fight, don’t worry about her. She crazy!


I wonder if these little creatures with their big bulgy eyes ever poke themselves in the eyes accidentally.


I'm familiar with his generation. Weren't many folks that had it that good.


Shocking isn’t it


About a 30k vote difference with over 2.5 million votes cast.


[NAME] blows. Be happy she’s gone


I agree with you, but you know, sharia *is* sharia, which I find a tad more frightening


I came here to tell you that this wins this sub and I’ll never be able to finish reading it.


WELL SHE SPECIFIED CONSERVATIVE! NEXT!


Still haven’t lost 3 in a row, Still haven’t lost after leading after 2


Sooo...Kyle is jealous of LVP's Queen Bee status.


Put that back where it came from or so help me...


It was more of a sarcastic ‘lol yeah right’. Nothing funny about wanting to harm my cat or control my life.


Indeed. This episode is for me the best one officially. I'm scared for the finale


>more money than you I seriously, *seriously* doubt that. >doing something before this guys are outta the country Prove it.


Idk what dumbass downvoted you, somatotypes are bullshit lol


Those refs were terrible, god damn. GG Buckeyes, it was much closer than the score suggests.


*[NAME] misses his spot* "GAATT" in case u dont know what im talking about


Water bottle works 100%. Canteen im not sure


Is it survival? If so I'd love to join!


Idk why anyone would think PMing abusive messages is above the law on reddit.


Ballroom Blitz. Thank me later.


He came flying out of nowhere for that. I was impressed.


Who should read?


I've been waiting years to see them (specifically [NAME])!!


The caption is kinda stupid, but I like the photo.


leave bro- this is the exact type of behavior mine displayed.


The content is a rambling mess.


Which is why I'm glad he turn around as he did. xD Still is both scary and funny if you look at it from a different light


That thang juicy


I am happy to receive constructive advice. If someone is short, or not constructive, I will react to it.


Oh man I was being facetious It annoyed me so much


I'm so jealous. I'm in NYC for a year and the lack of King Cake is giving me actual depression.


Can't even put on dress pants now without turning back and checking for my parents.


I was mocking the original thread that this was taken from. Like I've said over and over through this comment thread.


Good luck! If you do need to get her, you just gotta fuse together a Bicorn and a Jack Frost.


omg lke ikr


haha, actually haha


that was the part that got to me first. ouchie.


I used to think smh stands for 'somehow' until I finally googled it. smh


So Much Feeling in One Picture , Great Love It :)


I get you...


Oh wow!!!


This is pretty bad advice. Do not use dreams own encryption. And do not use things such as igolder


stuff is incredible on fried chicken


Except [RELIGION].


Thanks for sharing! I can so see me taking the scraps when he inevitably is having a good day and reaches out. I will resist!


Sadly I know lots of peeps that would find this dude hot. He has that LA 90’s Persian chic thing going for him


Your comment from exactly 40 days ago was, “Your mom.” I wouldn’t recommend you eat your words.


I wanna pull a Squints from Sandlot if she’s around the pool, holy hell


you fucking moron


Saint and Eagles was the only interesting game.


Maybe you should fatshame him and see if the results will come full circle.


That’s where he collected pebbles and hid them in the carton become part of that same alias I used.


I'd be more than happy to indulge this toothache.


I’m surprised they find toothpaste still


>I clearly have no fuck I clue what I'm doing hire someone


Most GH now is fake. The real stuff is exorbitantly expensive.


I have a feeling [NAME] wasn't innocent in that fight. Not that it's ok, but I instigated shit too. They are on drugs.


People love him on Yelp:-)


Careful, he's a hero


I agree with all of this except for [NAME]... he wasn’t really all that bad of a guy, [NAME] needs to take his spot.


Dude. This is exactly what happened to me. I hope you’re doing well. Hang in there.


but it's the music that really sets the mood


I'm looking at that scene like a tribute to TWAU2's demise


He missed out on a golden kid. You should be proud of yourself, congrats!


That's wonderful! As you're learning to accept and love yourself as you are, so will your followers! Don't give up and good luck!


I love you [NAME]!


That would be cool too!


He thought that was a good idea...


oh wow never heard of that in my life sorry


“I was half a virgin when I met him!” —[NAME]


Don’t know why I didn’t think of that..but hey thanks, hero!


Sorry guys, accidentally sold 10,000k


It’s starting to sound like this season of The Bachelor.


the socially weak kid who is also: - neurotypical - not too short - not too ugly so basically a normie


Get through Hartford by 7 AM or you're going to assume you've died and gone to hell.


Sometimes all you need is to know someone else has been there and believes you can do it too. You got this. Keep it up!


I try and avoid that entire mall. Hahaha


>>So “let them eat chips”? [NAME].


It feels like it plays worse tbh


I'm know Ashtabula. I'm from Lorain. That's cool that the company got bigger though.


they can't come through the port" He's obviously never seen The Wire


Doesn’t... doesn’t it take more time and work forging a signature and lying than just.. delivering the package at the front door?


Yes, I know, I read the article, thanks. I'm not sure why you're quoting that, it doesn't change anything I said.


“I am on the verge of exploding in my pants” “Hehe you’re cute :)” -her


Yes dude, exactly them who didn't call the pi that would have ended the game.


Yet when you decided to fish for validation by sending someone nudes, you chose the masculine, handsome, man.


r/rantsfromretail would also like this.


Sure! You had my curiosity; now you have my attention...


I also love Dallas Observer's Concert Calendar by day:


Looks extra creepy in light of the recent revelations about his campaign.


In all honesty no slip shoes do actually prevent slips like 99% of the time. This guy just seems to be the unlucky minority.


Seriously? That’s so frustrating. It was [NAME] time to go, some of these “fans” are disgusting.


Can’t wait for this match


thanks for answering!


I seriously don’t get how these refs allow everything to go in the first half, but the slightest touch is a foul in the second.


I love your username


This post is amazing. Definitely starting to see good days and life just kept improving after my Nex. Thank you for this


Ok my apologies then!


Glad it was helpful!


And that’s assuming all your organs are in good condition, if you smoke or drink heavily you are likely losing lots of value.


Im looking for this, but I predict a 3-1 win to barça. I really hope [NAME] doesnt bore me


What is that exactly?


I guessed that but I’ve never seen a bun like that


Ahh going to bother me I remember it. Let me do some research!!


It’s indicating his uncles death wasn’t a accident and he died for a specific reason such as conspiracy


You have nothing to lose by going to the police now. They may help with the restraining order, shelter, etc.


Well the. Today I stand correctly informed. Thank you


How is Canada going?


> Then and only then might you receive ~~a tip~~ **whatever change we have leftover from our grand expenses.**” FTFY. Sadly.


you can use your inhuman orang-utan strength to tear them from limb to lim thats an option


Thank you [NAME]


Just called, only one left, it's on hold for some fella named [NAME].


And then everyone clapped and the teacher got on his hands and knees, begging to be spared from your superior intellect.


I watched the Lego thing with my 7 year old cousin and I was surprised at how quickly I became invested in it.


The monster!


Good for you, maybe some day you'll come to an understanding of each other but familiarity breeds contempt.


Just eat your goddamn vegetables, [NAME]!


[NAME] damn it [NAME]!


you beat me to it. Take your fucking upvote


>It's not that I care Every reply now is you crying about being downvoted lol


This is great, thank you


Everything. Everything is wrong with being hypocritical.


Oh yeah, thanks, sorry for the confusion, good thing someone called their bullshit :)


I'm so happy for you and so, so, so proud of you. It's HARD to talk to your doctor about this stuff.


That really doesn't make much sense, the return couldn't have much to do with it.


Yeah, I don't think I'd get along with /u/77096, either.


Being a [NAME] is no different from being a [NAME]. Both have caused genocides. I hate how our society only focuses on one though!


Constantly worrying about her and not feeling pleasure without her presence could be. You need to talk to a therapist.


Out of curiosity, what will he be working on and how is it different from your role?


Do you mean commentaries on the stories?


I wonder if the formal letter from the psychiatrist will help if cops just decide to shoot her first :(


the into is the real cringe - good find!


I’m a girl too :p also highly unlikely but appreciate the sentiment


Except his opening move is 1.f3.


Yeah! We should have given him justice by believing in claims with no merit! Yeah. Btw. [NAME] raped me 30 years ago! Get him!


Good for you for sharing... It must of been very very hard... Good luck in yr journey


Had no idea, they refused this type of deal in the past with other companies.


Weren't the first set of reworks called updated movesets and major balance changes?


I knew it would be easy to trigger /r/movies peace out homies


I had one of those... my cat broke it.


Shame the 'all in' doesn't apply to managers. He has hired some duff managers over the years.


We got 6 (: She had us carry them out for her. There were some interesting items in the car.


link jp's "answer" too coward! coward! coward!


BUT GUIS I THOUGHT [NAME] WAS PRO GUN? This should put the final nail in anyone still foolish enough to think that.


The ruling class doesn't care. Their only goal is to plunder and loot the country for their own financial gain.


I like putting myself in the girl's shoes so I love romances.


It most likely isn’t foreshadowing. [NAME] sings, and the song has [NAME] name in it.


Sorry you are still being messaged by ugly guys, that must be really tough, you are brave for still using the site sweatie


Lol I understand the sleep issue. I’m CIO for a small financial trading startup, so I’m always on call no matter what.


Please boycott them! I'd love some shorter queues.


The brick details actually look good. Everything else - ehhhhhh.


Tough scene for [NAME]


I know it's easy for me to say because it wasn't me but money is money. We can always make more. Really sorry dude.


Got married so I don't have to worry about it.


I had a crush on this guy ever since I saw him as the mad hatter on OUAT.


Funny enough, I'm a Braves fan from CT whose main football team is the saints... So I don't like this post one bit.


I wish someone would do this for me.


Thank you!!!! for being one of the sound minded people here.


I use Firefox with my 5 extensions and one tab, 400MB of RAM being used. I use Chrome with the same conditions, a whole fucking gigabyte.


I think that was [NAME], but I'll see if I can confirm that.


Let's go get you a Paunch Burger burger, soak up some of that toxin.


if you have a problem with it, don't take your kid to see the story time show. PROBLEM SOLVED!


Sorry. But I think I DO have a right to an opinion broseph...


This is fantastic. Great work! [NAME] looks adorable and the little finger framing action from [NAME] is an excellent touch.


I'm finding it hard to distinguish "discuss the merits of conspiracy theories" and "debating" those theories.


Catholicism did start out as a cult of [RELIGION] at first until it rose to prominence in the world


My brain is exploding!


Nice work!


A reminder that >![NAME]!< unironically likes the Emoji Movie.


o.o I want to be able to drop 30k on presents. [NAME]: Sounds fun.


Haha this the best [NAME] answer to this question. Right to the point. <3


Sending you warm wishes :) <3


That’s what really kills me - thinking about this from our daughter’s perspective. Thank you for this. ❤


I live in those unfortunately


The fact that you think like this is terrifying.


Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry


Yeah, sorry I don't know British or Canadian.


I'm just living through you as you use shower comebacks in real life. Glorious...


There are 649 voting MPs, so some were absent (or abstained??)


Looks like I found my wife's account


U dumb.


[NAME] damn it, I knew something was wrong, oh well.


How ignorant do you have to be to not understand that [NAME] IS NOT ALT-RIGHT. HE PREACHES COMMON SENSE THAT NO ONE APPARENTLY ADHERES TO CLEARLY.


I agree, it was approaching my bedtime but will do so today, thank you.


If you are still trying to lose weight you could post it with a comment about how you found it an inspiration to drive you forward.


What logic justifies $33 that would not also justify $5000?


They're not going to read their UserVoice anyways. It's a PR stunt.


You were shot by a Vigilante!


Thanks! I appreciate the kind words :)


Lol don’t act like you care if you aren’t willing to back it up. Cheers


Imagine is the other kids parent pulled a [NAME] on em.


The reductionism is the only thing these feeble minds comprehend.


That made me laugh and if my mum’s mind was still here she’d laugh too!


I'm really excited for this. I loved the sense of adventure / danger in Sunless Seas.


She's chill and is somewhat careful of her surroundings..


You’ve got the slight shit-eating grin of a long-tenured predatory priest with immunity due to inside dirt on the bishop.


It's practically non existent. Im mostly afraid to initiate a hug because I'm afraid I don't know/forgot how to hug.


Follow up — are the Adidas sized to wear over pads?


It's sad that nearly everything seems ok as long as [NAME] told you to do it.


Ohhh, thank you for correcting me 😊


Food is wonderful


Lol your adorable, thanks for the humor


Who the fuck is that?


Yeeaah, I know you're homeless and all but apartments are actually really boring. My most beautiful memories were all made outside in nature.


The happiest of birthdays to you, [NAME]!


Imagine ur mom doing that I’m crying


I AM THE GOLDEN GOD


wow I think you've really got her now


Bones were found in the Dassey burn barrel too, yet [NAME] is not even a suspect ?


Home field advantage is barely a thing lmao also I hate the Patriots, you're just being an idiot.


Way braver than me. Hope you have a great night. Cheers!


**SHOW SOME CRYING FANS YOU COWARDS**


Yes, you should speak with an attorney.


Your brain is confusing itself. Try not to think about it too much. It's.. real weird to consider.


You have too many background processes running then. This shouldn't give you a single more frame on proper setups, think about removing some stuff.


You're FUCKING JOKING


Oh that sucks good luck man


Problem is, it is Bantam and younger. I can teach breakouts easy enough and I don't need a panicked D zone to do it.


Tbf I don't think you can get much snakier than wishing for someone's pet to die


When will he get that pesky hood under control— oh, it’s looping


I’d say it’s rare, but never?


if you look closely, the joke is people fighting on the internet for literally no reason


I would love to know the Governor'sr's response to that line!


I'M MOTIVATED!


I love how debt can now fully destroy hum after this move


A supposedly professional article banging on about gammons and insulting people's appearance. Not an impressive display of journalism, just a pathetic blog designed to preach to the choir.


Wise people don’t equate wise with any political orientation . Wise people know there are bozos screaming on both sides.


He is [NAME]. That's the twist this soap opera needs!


People on the internet take shows too seriously. The average fan is not like that


Happy birthday [NAME]!


He really likes Babylon 5


[NAME] was arrested for lying and obstruction, to FBI not collusion, calm down lmao


Just kidding man 😂😂


Oh thats weird. It opens the google maps app installed on my phone so i dont have that problem.


Hope that helped. :P


i thought it was very coincidental that i was listening to 808’s while doing this bullshit and that this question popped up unexpectedly. made me smile


I just changed my status and didn’t have it show up on the feed to draw attention. Those within my circle of friends already were aware.


was it a serious injury? like bleeding on the brain? If so then it could be legit.


That’s an early contender for title of the year 2019. Bravo.


Best rapporteur ever? [NAME] and [NAME] from Outkast.


Welcome to freedom! It takes time but you will be stronger than ever! Stick to NC, I cannot express how essential this is!


You expect me to believe that [NAME] and [NAME] have so many things in common but are different people? Must be the same person.


Coq was great man...


I always thought he was a student that took school too seriously (when I was younger of course)


Fake Fans in hiding now haha


Yes that was abuse.


I love this post so much. Really drives the point home and made me laugh!


Im on an SNRI, desvenlafexine, and it has honestly been life changing. I have zero side effects from it, whereas SSRIs made me worse


1k followers on Twitter. Seem to have no sponsors. Not looking good


Look up normal in a dictionary and stop being offended over a word like the speech police.


I’m sorry if I hurt your fragile ego, you should get off the internet lol


Best summary of the situation right here.


Is that program reciprocal for the University of Minnesota? If so, that's pretty cool.


Obviously the super sisters will save her.


Thanks I don't know why it didn't load for me on my phone.


I don't think we've seen his full potential yet. With [NAME] we have, he can be really good. It's just rare nowadays...


But they did they say excited to bring their current roster to Columbus...


He had to say, "But alas" which makes this soo funny.


Men are disadvantaged literally everywhere.


I think that you might just need to wait a little for the right significant other to show up


To this day, I get nervous reading anything with [NAME] name in it


Then why can't we claim a fetus on our taxes?


I love the wire, never sad any thing bad about it just that it's from two decades ago


I REALLY love martini glasses. But not this much.


We need some old school evil empire moves, sign [NAME] NOW!


Very nice!! I love your art! What journal is this? I love the texture on the pages.


Lol...I was thinking the exact same thing.


It also looks like it left an indented welt. He took it well, but I think he was in pain.


I know a dozen local school administrators. What the hell are you talking about?


I caught that little tidbit too. Very unbiased. Very factual.


Happy to not only have the same birthday as him, but to also have a ball he threw into the stands after the middle of the 9th inning.


You sick fuck it has heads and arms we can’t eat that.


I have no friends.


thats adorable aw


Loving the things you do is a good start. it's easier than loving yourself, but it slowly leads into it.


I got an unsolicited text from wal-mart earlier today and I almost went into orbit. Spam texts are completely unacceptable.


Wanna trade lives? I'd gladly take normal height with hair and have the same experience.


[NAME] the only one who’s still part of the organization here


[NAME] damn you're dedicated.


I know it’s perfectly cooked but something just grossed me out about it. Oh well


I am so upset for you and your family. She knew what she was doing, which makes this even more horrifying.


Can't believe people like this actually exist.


He was transgender or wanted to be as well. Super rare case in a few ways.


Shut yer mouth libtard and get yer MAGA on! /s


Yo, was that NDP leader [NAME] on the sidelines?


Good job!


This is a weird thing to be concerned about.


This length of hair looks so good on [NAME]. And [NAME] does have a glow...slow down on the booze and pasta ladies 🙃


He is not actually trying to watch child pornography, he is simply trying to shock and disgust the reader


No, it's still up. It was in the comments, though, not the text itself.


Of fucking course it is...


I wouldn't count out Scotland in the quarters. They're playing well and have given the US headaches in the past.


Didn’t intend for it to be, just having a bit of fun because the dog was ironically let loose.


I mean, yes. But in terms of real dollars, they will still pay a lot more taxes than before.


Had surgery at 3mnths old to fill a pinhole in my back (spinabifida) Cutting myself after some severe postpartum depression


> its exactly the opposite of what I do to get a girl in the mood This is super creepy


You're a man sleeping with a man. Ok.


Yeah she really didn’t. It’s prob for the best even though it’s tough right now. Thank you


[NAME] as a Giants fan and [NAME] as a [NAME], I think I need this


>he's also super handsome *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*


I wish to be apart of them one day


She just missed her shot at a champagne douche.


The perfect response thou.


Good. Now all that is required is that people don’t show up.


Yeah, that’s what I meant. My bad.


I.E. dictatorial control of foreign countries for the purposes of resource extraction.


Life will always get better regardless of ones situation or condition or whatever, life will indeed get better. It might take a while but it will.


I see lotsa [NAME] I’m proud


this is probably one of the top 5 most legendary copypastas from this community - I’ve always loved this one


Yeah that's where my eyebrow went up. The liability issues alone would make it a non-starter.


Just the fact that people constantly use words like "incel" to demean people proves that society is getting worse than it already is.


*wrap* happy birthday


LOL...love nagy shock-faced


At what point in your life did you realize you weren’t into it? (I’m also not into it)


damn, i always get in on these too late


okay I just checked and OMG IT's SO TRUE (mostly) I really am a [NAME] <3


I'm NoT LiKe ThOsE oThEr DeSiS.


[NAME] and [NAME] are the only reason to tune in at this point. Happy birthday!


he wanted to piss off his neighbor next door that yells at people fir walking in his grass.


Ya, he’s a lot better. If someone maxes dlo that will be the new [NAME] contract.


i would not vote for him


Two are close friends of mine one of which has not been higher since October to December 2016.


Thanks a lot. That will give me some things to google.


That...felt good...can I cry on your shoulder?


That fact that sub has so many subscribers hahahahaha


Thank you so much! That’s a helpful list with a great variety!


I have but she wont listen.


I like [NAME] so far, but I know I'm alone in that.


What was it?


you can't damage anything other than on foot players right now, no turrets, no vehicles, no objectives, it has been bugged since the december update


I assume so, in some form. I also hope they show us more up close of their big city as barely shown in some episode I forget.


That's why you stand holding your card in one hand and tapping it on the other, to make it obvious you're impatiently waiting


If I told you, that would defeat the purpose of censoring. Let's just say it's clearly libellous.


Hidden underneath everything else.


You don't know that, he might have been stocking up on ketchup packets


Lmao. Dude, I was thinking the exact same thing.


I think it’s a physical comfort preference having to do with the cut/shape, rather than an aesthetic preference.


uh, i don't see the correlation between tons of rape and murders in Georgia and the rich needing to be taxed more, but i do agree.


Thank you so much! ♥


Push me to the edge. All my friends are dead.


This is the most early 2000s thing ever. I love it.


The third was fun with the [NAME] & [NAME] banter, but my vote still goes to S1 for being mostly faithful.


Hi Game Grumps? This is [NAME], we want to do a cover with you, just [NAME], not [NAME].


Just got back from Orlando to Chicago yesterday. I have a good feeling about this one!


I have no idea what you’re talking about, so do you have carpentry experience and/or background in engineering?


I'm tall but no one is attracted to me, because I'm ugly, I have a big nose and ears.


I love the idea of a farm school. I'd totally do that if I could.


I don't think my town has a market.


Thanks haha. I really do feel sorry for my friend here... At least the group he accidentally asked is pretty much all furries


Could be using a library?


She's hot.


I do that on my boyfriend too haha, super soft and makes me feel safe! Maybe we are all crazy


[NAME] so good. What a gem.


Ugh I have to hope the god damn Leafs win tonight, what a world it is we're living in.


That depends. Do you have 4 legs?


Lol not your picture mate


I'd like to think [NAME] is joking, r-right guys?


It didn't take me any longer than the first, and I feel uncomfortable now


I have been to my GP and let college know, I have started some meds but they won't kick in for a while


challenge him to a bout of fisticuffs.


Thank you and CONGRATS MAN!! I listen to podcasts too when I get ready! Greatly helps with the negative thoughts. Glad we did it!!


Ditto. I never pay attention to who’s posting comments I disagree with. What difference does it make?


You need to tell the poor girl it was you not her lol


From a movie point of view, [NAME] works much better, with [NAME] as their adopted kid. [NAME] dating [NAME] of course.


She’s a good person who stands up for people not like her, and they can’t stand that.


Get better photos!


They wanted [NAME] to be in the cameo and both to wish her happy birthday as specified in the order


What a stupid stretch lmao.


You crush them up


Meanwhile, in a certain discord


DmC fans love DMC 5 the fuck this is what i just don't understand we don't pick DMC or DmC WE LIKE BOTH there are no sides


This has been well used. Thank you for your service Sir.


Peace be with you


Claims to be "against sexist [NAME] bros" Hires a sexual abuser as her top advisor


[NAME], like people making minimum wage are worried about 10% off at their Walmart.


Have fun with that nos canister!❤


And they could have kids... yeah sorry. I’m dumb


hey at least you've got a friend group chat


It is SO gross, I despise him and think he's a gross predator.


*hugs my teddy bear and starts crying*


I am impressed with how fast he located the position of the camera, that takes real skill inside Amway..


r/choosingbeggars boy is it frustrating yet hilarious


Well I mean this game is so stupid in a lot of ways tbh


My bad, sorry. I kicked a pebble on top of that mountain.


Claims natty right... but who knows


Blizzard was working with Activision long before Hots. I'm afraid its too late now, to divorce.


People are very keen on this aspect. I’m not trying to tell anyone this problem is insurmountable. Just that making reasonable assessments is important.


Thanks. I unlocked them 5 min ago. Just placed them in front of driving tanks and killed some infantry with the MG‘s.


Lawful VS chaotic


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you win the internet today 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂


And how did that turn out for [NAME]?


Yeah I was more poking fun of the fact he won the NHL leadership award last year.


you are delucional.


WWF/WWE had/has been on TV in the UK since the early 80s. And we certainly like a drop of beer. We don't tend to have disposal tables so much


yeah, [NAME] is who i was talking about :( love her but soon as she starts talking about baby stuff, i'm out


I Like [NAME]


Go back to bed, grandpa


Is your friend a carny? It’s okay if they are in just curious?


Actually they will reveal that they never were friends in the first place.


YOU BLEEPING NEED ME! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SUB GREAT WITHOUT ME!


You know they are happy to see him. Yeah, he's not the most impact over all this work in the HOF but to start somewhere...


There are quite a number of things we do in modern life that are not sustainable over the short term.


Oops, accidentally fed the troll. Ah well, we all gotta eat. Guess I'm feeling charitable. 😉


A reason to play the game every 3 month?


Needs to justify her position with her world-class counter negotiation skills...


Awesome. Glad to hear it


[NAME] I wish that was me


I walked 500 miles and then I walked 500 more, you can’t relate to my pain 😤


surprise surprise! cbs loves this phony old wannabee


I don't even understand stuff is going on, I just laugh and hope it's at the right time.


Wow calm down


Do it, and then post pictures. We're all counting on you!


That Moment when you suddenly find yourself in a 3 minute starring contest


Who else thought [NAME] looked stunning last night


I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go with what he said about an hour ago. Unicorns. He just ruled out any sort of


What does his family say? Grandparents? Has he seen a doctor?


That's the system we have in the UK


So pure I'm smiling :)


Im surprised those ebrats who tried to steal your step daughter's board didn't complain to the mom about it.


Wonder what the sub’s average age is.


Shocked we didn't take him back and plunk him in the minors.


I mean, if you are inclined... Just mind not to screw the campaign up for the other players.


You mean you wouldn't want to be a transhuman cyborg alien experiment? That's not very cash money of you, my friend.


You're right my bad, I am just trying to find out what it is.


Ah thanks 👍🏻


Update: All is well with the old man. Thanks for letting me vent in a "creative way.


If they didn't want the wheels to be stolen, they shouldn't have made then so easily stealable!


Just happened to me lol


[NAME] is getting very unhinged I almost feel bad for him at this point


I mean I like the park and I was surprised by that poll too


Define abuse. People can down vote as they see fit but it doesn't mean it has to ruin your day.


All I saw was [NAME]


Yeah no more concussions in Madden now. Only non head related injuries occur.


It’s really sad to see


Funny.. I mean real funny looking.


Translation: "I have no argument so here's a rude comment".


Oh my [NAME]...


Well I wish we could all get along too.


It’s crazy that people know this and yet rake [NAME] over the coals for not wanting to talk to [NAME].


This is in vaucluse ?


Right. I am more focused on the length of the relationship vs their age.


This is good. What is it?" "Es carne de burro." "Heh, my name's [NAME].


Cannot confirm i don’t see any dictatorship yet


Wouldn't mind if it is [NAME]. Girl's got fire.


Cool. Good call on the passport. Our plan is to make a stop on the way from thr airport. Im suee some are open late.


I'm so afraid to weigh myself. I'm gonna have to do it soon though 😭


I hope you like it-


Hey, we all love South Park friend.


Shout out to all the homes putting in work on the at marvel/dbfz


Would anyone actually pay close to $100? And how difficult would it be to do this?


Wasn't there some sort of human Cylon orgy in The Plan or am I misremembering? Because I have bad memories of [NAME] and sexytimes.


I’m as terrified of Mr. [NAME] just as much as any sane person but I don’t think we should *burn* him...


Well now I am super pumped! [NAME] I hope AA doesn’t disappoint us


They are still trying to get him conditioned. That's why.


movie sucks do yourself a favor and watch the Infernal Affairs trilogy they bastardized


What’s a matter? I thought you liked faces.


It's just sad; she was just nice and normal before she messed with her looks


I dated one for about a month, and just one or two dates with a couple other guys.


And the purse tacos!! Need that midday snack!


I feel a little sad for her. That she thinks the only options or something to do is having kids. Fuck her tho.


Sounds good to me.


BITCOIN SEND MONEY INSTANTLY (waits 6 months to get money and still praises site)


I'd like to see it set during the [NAME] conquest of China, That'd be cool


When they say shoot your shot that’s not what they meant


accept no substitutes


What a goal


i am aware...


No worries. I'll look into this for sure.


This didn't happen in the US


So good.


You. Are. Awesome. Also, congratulations on the baby!!!!


He was pointing out that they use the stadiums themselves since the football field itself is universal.


That’s typical Wigs. Hot one game, cold the next three.


Looks really good! TY! Will watch it tonight


Yes but the way she does so at the moment, with makeup and bracelets are a bit uncomfortable for her, she says


OK, thanks I'm gonna delete it and post it in another sub reddit.


They shout it near the end. Listen for WAAAAAAALLLLLL


I like it!


Happy New Year.


Shame our government can't progress as fast as the infrastructure.


Sounds like there is market demand for this service. Some innovative rideshare company should take advantage.


I would cheer hard for a Cyborg win in that tourney.


This right here is the kind of father I want to be. Thanks for that.


Any chance you have a bank account information you want to share?


I am not at all familiar with the gibbed audio extractor but I'd have to imagine those lines are in the Citadel DLC files.


Go get ‘em!


I wonder if NBCSN allows for the crowd to take more of the sound space


I find this super relateable, I had no idea others felt the same way.


Yeah, your initial question was just an innocent little query.


That day was incredible.


They made the same few songs over and over again. Problem is I love those songs so I'm not too bothered. Personally love them.


Nice. Thanks for the original.


Where is that damn SaLt LiCK


Thank you.


Nets well run? Should I being bring up the trade?


Well, that one time, I was very constipated...


..how is he not? better == good


Just be supportive and listen. Maybe do something that would make her happy like a favorite chocolate


Leafs would have won this game if it wasn’t for that bullshit overturn.


My aim in battlefornt 2 is pretty good = navy seal, elite unit


The [NAME] trade to get [NAME] wasn't too shabby either.


He was skinnu guy all his life, untill that transformation.


The next year: Well, sequel time already, huh? Welcome back, I guess.


I mean he is cleay doing *something* right.


Makes sense. Interesting perspective.


[NAME] doesn't do nihilism. She's war ravaged. Ergo she has to recover.


Just got home from work, do we really have 4 goals on 8 SOG?


Upvoting simply for the (Eli = )


No known gold medals


>doesn't make a border wall ineffectual. As ineffectual as the TSA is, at least they can't be defeated by a simple ladder.


Yeah I don't think [NAME] even had to move his hands for that one. [NAME] and [NAME] also destroyed the precision QB challenge too.


And pampered chef too, iirc it wasn’t a MLM (product) when it started


Hah, much appreciated! :)


The sun will probably rise tomorrow.


Sucking [NAME] pecker! They're no respect for your dignity! Suck it!!!!


TD: "You cant just call everyone you dislike a nazi!" Also TD:


Not one bit surprising, yet also not really a men’s rights issue


Oh haha I didn't see that!


He gives political answers to political questions. He's still interacting with the public unfiltered and I can't imagine any CPC Prime Minister ever doing similar.


You'd think that's a simple game mode they'd have had from the start... I would have loved that.


How dare you not find domestic abuse funny! /s


it's funny how conservatives always say that leftists get angry over everything when conservatives get angry over a starbucks cup or a brown man existing


Aaaand everybody got diarrhea. Thanks dummy


Of course they dropped the ball; that’s what you do on New Years Eve!


The parallel to the mistake you're making is so apparent I no longer believe you're discussing this in good faith.


She's stealing his award with her claw


I don't remember the taste, but someone on my strange addiction tv show ate her late husband's ashes and described the taste.


I hope they meet someone who changed their name to Dad


[NAME] deserves appreciation


i appreciate your response! you are totally right... i gottA get out of my head.


I make it a point to toss it real loud in the QMOS bin so they see where the shit goes, [NAME].


Man a 29 year old broner can't beat a 40 year old pressure fighter, broner sucks


Burn through ALL THE DATA


Some, I assume, are good people.


Sometime before people got wealthier when the kids needed to do this


YES! I LOVE Olaplex :)


Are you interested in hearing from men and women?


I hired someone who previously worked for Dunkin when I was still in my old store. She worked one shift and ghosted on us.


I will. Thanks!


I feel that this happens to the entire cast it any major reality show.


How can someone reply without contributing anything meaningful to the conversation.


Lol what can you even say you meant to say? “Sorry auto correct meant let’s do SOCKS”.


Yep, unprepared for first period, forgot my pants while wandering around the school, etc. Been teaching 5 years and I still get these dreams


Wait, did they get married at the detention center? Why is she exiting with a bouquet?


Welcome home, and welcome to the front lines!


A good psychiatrist could do wonders for him


Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


She's gentle the mum says even tho the kid is stomping on a dolls head ye more like insane


Not out of a trash can though, surely? That'd be disgusting.


Thank you. I needed to hear this. Currently kinda spiraling pretty bad


Surely, you can't be serious!


Surely a ferry could be more cost effective and fun than that.


So many of [NAME] haters dismiss his top 10 stat placement. Never understood that.


Looks sick actually.


This comment killed me. RIP in pieces.


Oh jeez!! I didn't know! I retract my message.


I felt it once, then I quickly realised I was horribly mistaken when someone better came. There's no such a thing as "the one


Videos on YouTube bout this it's old


Thanks for recording a video message with AntiRivet like 3 years ago for me. Hope everything is going well.


I thought I was the only knicks/browns fan on this sub! That's cool. But yeah I love hearing him and clyde do broadcasts


After 3 sacks today, “Are you not entertained?” -[NAME] probably


You’re right. With IDs coming temple desk workers will look an awful lot like TSA workers.


I'm already aware of a lot of things I need to fix, but Im just trying things out atm. I would appreciate any and all feedback.


Gawd but [NAME] is a bitch.


I'll be honest - I just want new stories. Not prequels. Doing things in the past are just too limiting with storytelling.


I've bet you've never even met an immigrant.


The complexity of the killie boo boys is fascinating


As a biologist lol. What about hermaphrodites?


This should help, especially 3.1: too: New Year and best of luck in reaching your goals!


Yeah I regret ever moving to Leduc. It's one of the most backwoods, proud-to-be-ignorant communities I've ever seen.


I’m guessing you don’t take bad news lightly. I’m sorry bud :/


Hahaha I know this one, thank you SORTED boys!


It’s pretty clear UBI is not going to actually Make the character interesting. We should stop deluding ourselves.


> their personal choices and clothing are distinct from their legislation and policies. This has got to be a fucking joke. What universe do you live in?


[NAME] forgot leg day


That was fun


this is painful


Why not touch them? then don't shove people out of lifts. that's hardly civil. just WAIT and let people get off.


Enjoy trading a potential superstar for the worst guard defender in the league.


Doesn't look like any 12 year old I've ever seen.


The guy on that wouldn’t let [NAME] touch his own boat


She was! Her “Breathe” was phenomenal.


I've never seen a more adorable tumble


I'm am L O L ! Beautiful! Use that brain. It's a good one. ~toktomi~


For goodness sake give [NAME] a rest. After the last game he said he was so tired from running so much.


Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for sure. After I get my Cadians and Lizardmen finished up I'm gonna start looking into Bolt Action


What a great read, its interesting to look at things from that perspective.


It's like that just before you enter the matrix. Keep at it


She’s beautiful! 💙


Finally some good vibes in this sub, im happy for you man!!


They're on the list, still have a few of these to knock out


*Trust the plan*


That kid checking to see if he was still wearing a helmet made me laugh.


because it’s funny


It’s a joke...


Slurps big gulp. “Food chain bro”


Thank you, I'll try my best. At least i'm not binging while i'm here.


Out of curiosity, is this notion backed up by any evidence?


There's a bit of room between "not loving sub-zero temperatures" and "never going outside.


It really do be like that


Suffer? I’d say that’s an interesting word to use. Hopefully they are replaced by automation.


Uncle and niece? Man nooo noo


It look like so much then I realized that I don’t leave my house


the left platform is idealist and they don't like anything that gets in the way of the dream of the iddal


I haven't defended trump whatsoever, you're completely missing my point


Trier [NAME] chemistry looking nice


Just looked them and and found the perfect one for him thanks!


I love this and him. What a good dude.


This is the greatest analogy


Bahaha I wish! I copied and pasted it off the internet but yeah that’s some serious research


Oh what a day! What a lovely day!


I think it looks great


I love you, 125.


Plus in total I ended up consuming near 1,500mg because I threw up early in the night and tried to redose


You guys really took this loss well. I'm stunned at how not-salty you minor leaguers are taking it. Totally not full of excuses and what-ifs.


cool vid! but


That's some bitchy whore


I remember them looking very happy. I loved that they were there and seemed very happy about what was happening.


I just don’t like him 😂


Don't forget [NAME] 3 whole days as an esthestician (or however it's spelt).


U get an updoot from one sad person to another


You Libs. alhave you heads so far up you arses it isn't even funny.


AHAHA I’d love that dream but replace him With [NAME] 😂 or Arizona


I like watching old shows and movies and seeing old brands and how the logos and stuff changed.


yep I wasn't aware I could claim my rec purchases too. thanks


Oh yeah, not planning on it this month. Haha. Just getting psyched for my first summer in the PNW!


Gives me physical pain thanks


Don't the [NAME] generally accept inerrancy? It was the universal position of the Church Fathers.


Soon: Mass death of pink-skinned Aussies.


Yeeeaaaah, move out and keep showing off the clam.


We gotta throw the whole world away


Unfortunately, on the stupid official Reddit mobile app it doesn’t work. I miss my Android and Reddit Is Fun app


There you go, the familiarity was nagging at me


It gives me a weird feeling as someone not named [NAME]. It's a very heeby jeeby inducing phrase.


2.5%? That not so great for [NAME].


Last 30 seconds where [NAME] and [NAME] were silent to listen to the crowd gave me chills. Such a fun game and team! Aho is my dad


Good luck don’t get discouraged you can do it!!!


I'm with you. Let's this together.


Sadly, it was not


Celtic das really are a different breed. If this is how they react to one loss, our next title is going to be fun.


As a PPD mommy myself, you're my [NAME]! Thanks for this... Thank you for reminding me how amazing us mommies truly are!!


Lmao all these othr trades happened so I think it's a silly marketing ploy.


I live in southern Ohio and my WV based phlebotomist was literally was just telling me about this today,


Yea I guess I did. I forget how popular the bulls brand is overall. I just hate when people call others dumb because they talk/tweet in slang.


Being in a 3 person friend group fucking sucks sometimes m8 I feel like the least loved a lot of the time


Actually that's the wrong guy. The guy you're thinking of is in prison now facing life. This guy sucks just as bad though..


Haha the death and suffering here! Haha he had kids! Haha he was a philanthropist! Haha you might be a sociopath.


I appreciate you being open about it. So I'm assuming you accept that the things you listed don't make you a woman, right?


1. Left tiddy 2. Right tiddy


I’m anti theist. That’s as supportive as I could have gotten. Haha


What did the dyslexic atheist insomniac do last night? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog


Don't be coy were talking about the active ingredients here not the plant itself.


I remember when I saw [NAME] cut off his leg with a Saw in a bathroom


Weird. It always makes me horny.


I would assume that it would be sexually frustrating for the woman.


They as in men lol


I love when you get the text afterwards - my last donation apparently saved a life in Cairns! Really cheered me up actually.


How did they respond? You can't leave out the best part.


I think the downvotes are coming from Mavs lurkers who are pissed we didn’t give them [NAME] unprotected first


[NAME] a real one. Anyone who don’t know his background should check out his interviews.


Wow, I read that years ago, but I didn't realize it was about Narcs.


Get him back -- as in figure out what went wrong and see what you can do


Thanks! I ordered some and let them know I'm traveling so I think I'm pretty set


You stole an Instagram meme? For shame


Why did you have to one up this article in your comment?


No I didn't take it that way. My apologies if my comment appeared to be taking a shot at you.


Theesomes won't make someone monogamous more open to solo stuff.


Imagine what kinda bitter person you'd have to be to seek out that sub anyway. You've basically lost as soon as you in there.


Honest to [NAME] make it stop, it's old news at this point omg.


Surprise, [RELIGION] article says [RELIGION] is wrong. Also, we don't worship the same [NAME]. They added [NAME], who is not [NAME].


Just forget about it and act like it never happened. It’s not the right way but it’s what I do.


I am sorry but you have to accept your reality. Thare ain’t nobody here who can help you on this problem. Just call 병무청 ASAP


I wish people like this would die in massive flaming wrecks


Makes me want to go shit on the doorstep of 540 Hampshire Street (Good2go HQ)


This video doesn't even show the shoes he was wearing...


Praying yea hope so


lol wow missed that, it stays


We don't do that here


One of the scariest things about being in a cult is that you don't realize you're in a cult.


Mother knows best.


I bow to the mighty OP, this is perfect


I was expecting “little boys pants would always be ‘half off’!” But that would be in r/unclejokes


Tailoring is a god send and honestly not all that expensive, typically.


I’ve made the same exact comment before It’s mind boggling


That weighs heavy on the heart, I’m so sorry for your loss


Wait so the aboleth only kills you if you dont do what the dm says


spit on them when they do it


100% feel for you. I may be exaggerating slightly but still it’s all these little disadvantages that we get put at because of this ping.


Disturbing =/= awful. Its incredibly well done by a professional. I feel like this sub is more for unintentional awfulness, not purposeful shock value/ theatrical makeup.


Oh my god, I'm so glad this wasn't just me. I thought my YouTube was broken!


you have to admit- it's kind of exhilirating to know that we are part of the pinnacle of human evolution.


Fuuuck, brutal


Maybe next time if you have 20K CAD keep it in actual bank instead of a crypto exchange.


Damn this was deep. Hope the best for you and you could really turn this into a short story or something of the such.


Those teeth ain’t ever coming back


Seems like it’s very hard for her to laugh... I think it may physically hurt her face.


Lol. It's funny cause people might do it.


That's all good, thanks for commenting.


my favourite kind of cookies.


[NAME] lost her guitar canonically


how eloquently put


be your own goth girl


He lives in Russia. This is not the best thing to make public in that country.


Its often not like they can fight back or, hell, remember the treatment to give them bad rep later on


ahah I hadn't even thought of it until the scenario I mentioned above, so dont feel too bad.


(apparenlty) a lawyer sending incriminating text message to a paralegal. this has to be really bad lawyer...


Pro? Everyone does is and that makes it even more rude.


You consider 15-17 year olds people too!?! Thanks, i suppose!


They're all bad enough to be lumped in to the same category? You either have very high standards, or none at all.


Ignorance is bliss


> no one wants to smell like a goat. HA! That's amazing. I love it.


Chuckle worthy. It's funny. There's at least structure to set up the punchline.


Good sense of humor!


You have terms where the other person can't hang out with someone of the opposite sex? How is it gaslighting?


Wow, I just googled it and holy shizz that's an insane difference.


Not if he signs it. And he has made statements that contradict the 2nd amendment in the past.


Left beer outside so I could make a cool picture for reddit. Please give karma.


In that case the bottom queens would probably not learn the lyrics


Sweetener is full of bops! Wish she would release another single from it.


Okay idiot, well it seems right wingers can't tell the difference between strawman and reality then. Thanks for confirming it douchebag.


State = good Anarcho-capitalism = bad Have fun getting taxed.


good luck!!


Well fuck. Just glad to get the point outta that


My biggest pet peeve is blown saves.


I hate watching [NAME] play I can tell before he steps over half when he’s gunna shoot or pass. His BB IQ is atrocious


Hope for the best but still work as hard as we can.


Last time I tried to post, my post was deleted because I didn't have enough karma, wasn't even that long ago...


That they don't work for everyone doesn't mean they are a scam.


Guys. I think OP blew burns in college and wants to feel better about it.


Neon carrot is amazing and great for your body.


My favorite is they didn't have time to eat healthy. Wut.


Keeps going tho. Kids got heart


They will never find your body... MORE beautiful than all of your loving friends you wonderful person!


Do I need a reason other than: he hands out $100.00 bills to would-be voters?


No, the ECJ made unilateral A50 revocation subject to good faith use, not as a tactical tool to gain a better deal.


She's probably increased in usage now cause people want the wins for that Bastet skin lol


I would’ve gotten the “oooh lights!” look from the truck if I’d tried that


4th qrt over 10.5 looks reasonable, play-offs teams usually try the hardest at the 4th


I would like to say that I see plenty of people in their young adult life that are still incapable of living on their own.. lol


Aw poor kid. At least he has a bomb-ass name. Too bad he probably doesn't remember it anymore.


Just said so casually...lol!


Laughed my balls off


Lol, thank you for my first upvote and for contacting the mods.


To bad we aren’t getting [NAME] vs [NAME] and [NAME] literally burning it down to close out mania. But man I love this belt.


I killed you in VR once. I loved it.


Women can't do wrong you fucking mansplainer


Ahh damn! Gotta pay attention to that, never even knew!


Get the app - has your combat record and recent match stats..don’t understand the problem.


Somebody should make this a smaller video to share it around, this poor kid is going through a lot.


My favourite book, the writing is beautiful. Very much a precursor to 1984.


> I don’t understand the boot-licking mentality Calling it in 5 years. That's your future AP.


Meanwhile Monokuma: Everything is free if you just become the blackened and get away with it


Lol what are you smoking


The dude with the eyepatch is fitting.


Ahh didn’t know that. Thanks!


I only know of [NAME], but she's said there are others.


This is so good!!


I’m sorry about your pup. At least between the two of them she won’t be neglected? I just feel badly for you.


Lol!!


[NAME] in drag.


It was a few years ago now, I’m afraid I don’t have it or I would.


[NAME] ONLY WANTS STUPID VERONICAS AND STACIES AND NOT US, GAYS RISE UP


[NAME] seems to be trying to get the foul over making the 3 a lot this season.


I'm disappointed in you too.


She doesnt mind! I'm her favorite person!


I prefer boyfriend over partner any day lol


Ok 🤷♀ I believe in you, you can do it.


That's a good step that can't be attributed to him because he didn't do a damn thing about it.


Takes one highschool music class and thi vs their a genius for knowing who [NAME] is the image.


i do not like the dollar store [NAME].


Hot dang, this almost makes me want to go to the dentist.


I feel like they would look at one of the Spurs assistant coaches if they were to part ways with [NAME]. That or maybe [NAME]


Well that's an awful superpower to have. Maybe you could fix [NAME] tho.


My first thought was how bloody your hands are when your downed, You turned Blood and Gore off. Good man


Great, now I look dumber than I normally am


Don't forget the price increase. They made sure to keep that promise.


Then he should have had his head up. This is hockey, not figure skating. Great hit! I miss that kind of contact in the game.


no do not destroy [NAME] pope and glorius god emperor will cry :((((


They were really supportive!


I feel so stupid. I’ve never made the connection between [NAME] refusing to play for SD and [NAME]


Not making many new NYC fans: "I'd rather live in Auschwitz than NYC"!


He's not a believer, so he doesn't see what he did as wrong.


Starting field position does not affect dvoa


u/RedOnTheRail you slime!


Which totally makes it less funny for a person like me who has never seen this before, and laughed.


Sharing with 3 other people was the worst part of hospital for me, fine in the daytime but at night I was barely able to sleep.


That's great to hear. I hope you get it, and have many years with that job.


The fact that this dude spent a good hard several working hours to get fake internet points from strangers tho


One of my favourite [NAME] moments


thanks for sharing.


love u too


What changed that you think it's not as bad? They didn't do anything to the map unless I'm forgetting something.


“Touch me again and I’ll kill you.” I’m low key blown away that The Last Boy Scout even *made* it to Australia.


“Bahahaha” Isn’t that a quote from the Raving Rabbids?


ehhhh I don't think so. iirc [NAME] was responsible for that Russian embargo and he's the reason why AKs are so expensive now.


LEATHAL PAPERCUT BRINGING THE BANTZ


wow. I think you've done all you can.


Congrats on quitting my man. [NAME] speed in your recovery.


Well I just love it when my Squad Leader puts the order on the Opponent's starting flag for the whole round while we lose everything else.


What happens if you do this with bleed applied?


A hug? Lol, shugos new hugs look alot more fluid and faster. Get ready to eat more


oos? im new lmao my rep is only 32


I'm glad none of you are GM


The timing of the run


Do not diddle kids


**Lost** children. Issues we face today are likely fabricated from the bottom up.


I was trying to think of a better player to pick on..... couldn't lol


1 5v5 goal in 2 months is not good anyway you spin it. But pleasure being downvoted by you, enjoy believing in WAR


How did I not know this?! That show is so good.


If that's true OP, you've lived quite a sheltered existence.


Wow. I didn’t realize a simple medical term like obesity judged a person’s laziness and intelligence. 🙄


This is a bad post and you should feel bad for being the author


His video is definitely against the rules.. He literally asks people to spam oh yeah yeah everywhere


Please go to youtube and leave a comment and share :) Happy new year!!!


The healing feels intermittent. I accomplish and then relapse to why did I stay. Why did I even say yes when it was always there...


That is hot af dude!


[NAME] isn’t a rocket scientist. I was surprised about the Thailand thing tbh I did expect it to be true haha.


Then they will complain about it being cold in the winter.


Here you go. Just search your username for the respective platform.


It doesn’t look like the opening is wide enough unless you turn the plate sideways. Crazy way to present food


Lol i highly doubt it. A third grader did that photoshop job


I have a coworker that had a similar problem... turns out she needed surgery to clear out her sinuses. Once she had the surgery things improved significantly.


Sounds like a man child, why don't he get it.


She is smiling in the picture and, to add insult to injury, seems pregnant in the video....


Yay! Mine’s Cymbalta and Lamictal with a dash of Ativan lol


Not all men harass women, but enough of them are that all women have *been* harassed by men.


PUT THEIR BLINDFOLDS BACK ON!!!


This does not sound like a good situation for a child at all imo.


This thing happened a couple years back, still haven't gotten back into the working world. Though, I appreciate the support.


Trust me no one getting caught but this dumb MF


They keep thinking #ThotAudit is going to take off. 😂


Had to ask a co-worker from Beijing, she confirmed.


I guess. I'm going to try getting in better shape, and just socialize more.


I'm gonna say break it off and expect them to date at some point. So prepare for that one. Sorry bud, good luck!


Yeah, at this point I just keep of off anything remotely related to what Im playing/reading, its just too easy with the internet these days too be spoiled


This must be what blasphemy laws felt like in the Middle Ages.


I appreciate it!


Suffering from success...


It shouldn't surprise you, since you're here.


Okay this meme is getting old now.


Puts me to sleep. If I want to watch a bunch of dummies be dysfunctional and commit crimes I'll watch Always Sunny.


A little weird but I guess it's wholesome.


As per, they’re being slammed on social media. Their response and justification of it being from seven years ago is contrary and lame.


Of course. Just know that I know that you know you're a liar.


That was informative. Thank you.


[NAME] playing sloppy


That's really good!


The current way Boba works doesn't warrant his removal enough. [NAME] isn't technically broken, the way the target system works is.


Someone else suggested netrunner which is a card game like MtG.


Probably it is a lot less memorable for those rich guys since they eat this type of stuff so often it stops being a special experience altogether.


Calm down. What the hell. I just tryed to tell you that there MEIGHT be a different side to that story.


Report her to the police. Physical threats are a no-no.


This is so scary but true


Honestly scared to see what happens


So wrong. Most every denomination believes they are the only ones who are doing it right and everyone else is going to rot in hell.


Lol. Ill try but its just not fun anymore. Haven't dashed in 2 weeks. Busy day job now so no extra time for shenanigans


I guess I am totally alone but I am really enjoying the audiobook and haven’t had a single complaint. I’m half way through now


lmao it's true. I'm cracking up about it.


U guys are super cute together.


Just show her highlight videos on YouTube from the past 2 seasons.


I mean, that’s great, but would you start dating someone you didn’t think was attractive initially?


I believe furloughed feds still have health insurance benefits so you're not wrong on that PSA.