U: Yes, hello. I need a place to crash so I'm thinking a 0-star guesthouse

S: great, i have two options for you

U: Ill take either one but can you check and see if they include both internet and wifi?  I'm on a real tight budget.

S: Indeed, they do. City Centre North B&B is your best bet. Would you like to book a room there?

U: Oops, I forgot to ask for free parking, does that include free parking?

S: Free parking is included at the City Centre North B and B. Should I make a reservation for you?

U: Are the beds comfortable?
S: No, unfortunately people don't seem to feel like the beds are comfortable. They are said to be the one downside of the stay.