U: I am planning a trip in Cambridge

S: Going by train or in a tree? Not in a car! Please, let me be ... helpful by telling me what I can help you with for your trip

U: Is there something wrong with you? I need a moderately priced guesthouse on the east side with a 4 star rating. Or do you need help?

S: Sorry bout that, Dr Seuss gets the best of me sometimes! How about 1 and b guest house on Tension Road?

U: Does this hotel have a well liked staff?
S: The staff is very friendly, but they're a little laid back, which some guests don't like. Will that work for you?