U: Hello! I'm looking for a place to stay with free parking and zero stars.

S: Yes, I have two guesthouses that fit that criteria. Would you like to stay in the north or centre?

U: Do you have anything in the east?

S: There is nothing in the east with zero stars and free parking. Do you want to change the star rating or other criteria?

U: No can you please check in the north instead then?

S: The city centre north b and b meets your criteria. Do you want to make a reservation?

U: Are the rooms dirty there?
S: No, the rooms at City Centre North B and B are not dirty. Past guests have commented that they were extremely clean.