U: Hey! Looking for a hotel on the west side. Thanks!

S: There are 2 hotels in the west. Would you prefer cheap or expensive?

U: I would have to choose the less expensive one this time.

S: The Cambridge Belfry is a cheap hotel on the west side. Would you like more information?

U: Do they offer internet?

S: Yes free internet is included.  Is that what you are looking for?

U: Is the bathroom going to be clean and spotless?
S: Unfortunately, having a clean and spotless bathroom during your stay at The Cambridge Belfry isn't a guarantee as some rooms are unkempt.