U: I'm looking for a place to stay on the westside that offers free wifi.

S: What price range would you prefer, moderate, cheap, or expensive?

U: I don't care about the price, and the hotel doesn't need to have free parking.

S: Would you prefer one with internet?

U: Yes WiFi internet please.

S: How about Finches bed and breakfast?

U: That is fine, is it in the East?

S: No, Finches is in the West. Are you looking for a place in the East?

U: No I am looking for a place in the West.

S: When will you be staying and for how long and how many people will be in your party.

U: I need to stay 3 nights staring from Sunday and 3 people will be in my party.

S: I'm sorry, I was unable to book the finches for you. I can check in the different area or price range, if you like.

U: Can you find another hotel in the same pricerange?

S: The the cambridge belfry is also in the same pricerange would you like me to check booking there?

U: Do they mention clean bathrooms?
S: According to the reviews I have on hand for that location, the bathrooms made one guest feel uncomfortable for fear of germs.  Sorry for the bad news!