U: Hello, could you tell me if there are any 1 star lodging establishments that offer free wifi?

S: There are not any with wifi. Would you like me to checked higher rated options?

U: No, thanks. Are you sure you can't find 1 star hotels?

S: I'm sorry, I double checked but there are not any 1 star rated hotels available. Can I help you find something else that may be suitable?

U: What about 4 star hotels?

S: Yes, there are quite a few.  Did you have a particular price range in mind?

U: No. I don't have a price preference.

S: In that case, I would recommend alexander bed and breakfast.

U: Can you expect the internet to go down there?
S: The internet at the Alexander Bed and Breakfast seems to be pretty table - past guests have talked about it being fast and having no issues streaming shows.