U: I have an odd request, I am looking for a place to stay with a 0 star rating.

S: There are actually 3 hotels with a 0 rating. Would you like to book one of them now?

U: Is one of them in the centre of town?

S: Yes I have one hotel and one guesthouse in the centre of town.

U: What sort of rates do they charge?

S: One is in the cheap price range and one is in the moderate price range.

U: Can we go ahead and get the cheap one please

S: I can try to book at the el shaddai for you. How long is your stay and for how many please?

U: I will be by myself and staying for 5 nights starting on Wednesday

S: The booking was unsuccessful, would you like to try a different hotel?

U: Yes, same price range.

S: Okay. I got you in at The Alexander and your reference number is UKJ7T0FW.

U: In your opinion, am I getting the best bang for my buck?
S: Despite the lack of concierge service and other small issues, the Alexander Bed and Breakfast does provide guests great value for their money.