U: I am looking for a guesthouse to stay in. It should have 0 stars.

S: Okay, and what area will you be staying in?

U: Not important, as long as long as it has wifi

S: I could recommend the El Shaddai.  It is a guesthouse in the centre of the city and it has internet.

U: does the guesthouse have accommodating and pleasant staff?
S: A visitor to the El Shaddai can be expected to be greeted by a friendly and welcoming staff that's truly remarkable.