U: Hi, I'm looking for a place to stay with free parking and zero stars.

S: I have 2. City centre north b and b in the north and the el shaddai in the centre. Which one would you prefer?

U: the el shaddai in the centre

S: Ok no problem, when would you like the room booked for?

U: I need it for four people and four nights starting Monday.

S: Booking was unsuccessful. Want to find another hotel?

U: Lets try City centre north b and b, if that is not successful, any hotel in the same price range

S: The A and B was indeed successful and your reference number is II677Z30.

U: Is it a soft sounding place to stay?
S: The city centre north b and b has been called both loud and quiet by an equal number of reviewers, so I can't be sure.