U: So this is probably impossible but can you find me a 0-star hotel that offers free parking?

S: I don't have any 0 star hotels with parking available but I do have a couple of guesthouses available. Do you have a location preference?

U: No, but I would like place in the moderate price range.

S: Well, I have the Archway House that would fit your needs.  It's located in the North at 52 Gilbert Rd.  Can I book this for you?

U: I'd like to make sure the internet won't go down, does it say anything about having a stable and secure connection?
S: According to some of the reviews left by previous guests the internet was terrible and unusable.  Other guests though had no problems with the internet.