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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a sad story about a clown who cant find the right sized shoes and has to settle for crocs. Use a lot of words that start with the letter C. Capitalize the letter C if the word starts with C. Make it appropriate for all ages. The story should start off sad and end in a light-hearted or silly way.
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Clumsy the Clown Crashed his Corvette in California. As Clumsy Carefully Climbed through Clusters of Cars on the Causeway, Citizens in Cars were unscathed. However, Clumsy Couldn’t fund his Cherished Candy-Cane-Colored Cherry-Clad Clown Cleats. Clumsy Cried over the loss of his Cool Clown Clogs, but then Calmly Called some Clown Colleagues for Comradery, Comfort, and Consolation. Cool as a Cucumber, the Clown Cohorts Come to Collect Clumsy in their Car. Carefully and Calmly Cruising to a Cool Company, the Coy Clown Customers Casually Consulted the Cashier. The Clerk was Concerned that Certain Costume Collections Created for Clowns were Completely Cleaned out and the Cashier was about to Close, which Complicated their Current Cause and made Clumsy the Clown Cry. The Caring Cashier saw Clumsy’s Cold and Cheerless Composition and Chose to Comp Clumsy a pair of Complementary Crocs Complete with Crazy Colorful Cloud-print and Crisp Coral Colors. Although the Crocs weren’t Custom Clothing Created for a Clown, the Colorful Crocs made Clumsy feel Confident.  