system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Come up with a mission statement and a value statement for a neighborhood watch group that was just formed after an argument over someones dog pooping in someone elses yard.  Keep it formal, though.
gpt
Mission statement: This group hereby accepts the mission of promoting a healthy and sanitary neighborhood through the practice of monitoring and accurately documenting all occurrences of pet excrement on any private property.  We aim to encourage responsible pet ownership and create a sense of accountability throughout our neighborhood.

Values statement: We are led by the tenets of community, respect, sustainability, integrity, and accountability.  By promoting these morals, we want to foster a sustainable and collaborative community that cares about the happiness and well-being of everyone.