system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write me a horror or psychological thriller about a common occurrence or annoyance, but make the character’s fears over-the-top and overly dramatic. Focus on the character’s tension and emotions, and give it a humorous twist at the end. Use 400 words or less and write in second person. 
gpt
You feel the water rising, and though you’re certainly not drowning any time soon, your vivid imagination pictures the horrors of the depths below. Perhaps a man-eating crocodile would emerge from the murky water, dragging you down to be the next meal. Maybe a slimy snake would strike from the smaller hole below you, and sink its fangs into your exposed flesh while you were helplessly trapped here. You feel an itch and imagine a shiny black poisonous spider slowly climbing over you, biting the most vulnerable places. 

You recall the brain-eating amoebas that you read about on the news. If the wild creatures didn’t get you, you might get all sorts of unspeakable diseases. This prison could be a petri dish of bacteria, parasites, and pathogens poised to devour, growing on your helpless trapped skin. 

Knowing your luck, your fate would probably come at the hands of something particularly nasty, like a cannibalistic carp, oversized from gorging on helpless victims like yourself. Determined not to be the carp’s next lunch, you decide to cry for help, one last time. 

“Connor”, you yell, “you left the toilet seat up again!”