system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
I need a memo from a cat complaining to its owner about having the same dry food all day. Include a little background story in the memo. Cat has a typical cat personality.
gpt
To Human Servant—

This is an urgent matter that has to be rectified immediately. It concerns the food in my very bowl, my sustenance.

I’ll be frank with you so as not to waste our time. I am appalled at the monotony of commercial kibble you expect me to eat! Day in and day out, my nose and tongue are attacked by the smell of dry, crunchy…can this stuff even be called meat?

My palate is from a long line of agile tigers, panthers, and lions who sought out prey with their own bare paws! Carnivore is in my DNA! There were no sounds of bags being opened and poured into a metal bowl. No crunching on cardboard. 

Now, I realize I live in a house, not the wild. I’m not a savage beast! I feel as though I’m not asking for much, so here’s my request: tuna, salmon, halibut…real meat. Fresh from the store! Kindly chop it up into little bits. I’ll take care of the rest. 

If you fulfill this humble request, you will have my eternal thanks and purrs.

— The cat