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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Pretend you're a wizard. Give me a spell to make myself more eloquent. I'd like some background as well.
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SPELL TO AID VERBAL COMMUNICATION

Please be aware that this does not constitute medical advice, and is for entertainment purposes only. 

YOU WILL NEED:
- One charcoal disk in a fireproof dish
- One silver or white candle, 6-8"/15-20 cm in length
- Matches or a lighter
- White sandalwood incense
- Nine clary sage leaves
- One 18"/45 cm length of black sewing thread
- One teaspoon of honey
- One cup/250 ml of boiling water

PURPOSE:
To bestow the gift of clear and persuasive speech.

BACKGROUND:
This is the magical equivalent of the Blarney stone - a magical stone in Ireland which, if kissed, is said to impart the "gift of the gab," or the ability to charm with words. Clary sage, or Salvia sclarea, the main ingredient of the spell, is said to confer wisdom as well as the gift of clarity, both important ingredients in the power of clear and persuasive speech. Used as an herbal remedy, it enhances confidence and aids perception.

The power of good speakers was recognized by many ancient cultures, particularly in those traditions whose survival depended on the skills of storytellers, bards, priests, and priestesses. The Celts particularly prized the skills of speech, and the power attributed to skilled speakers. The ability to always speak fair words and to charm any company is also said to be the gift of the fairies, or the "good folk."

HOW TO CAST THE SPELL

TIMING:
This charm is best performed on a waxing moon for the increase and on a Monday.

CASTING THE SPELL:

1. Cast a circle.
2. Light the charcoal disk and candle, saying:
   "Power of the old ones
    The high ones
    The low ones
    Power of the moon
    Bestow fair speech
    And it harm none."
3. Sprinkle sandalwood onto the charcoal disk and add three clary sage leaves, saying:
   "This I offer to the old ones."
4. Bind three leaves together with thread and place them beneath the candle, saying:
   "This I offer to the moon."
5. Place three leaves in a cup and pour on a teaspoon of honey. Then fill it with boiling water, saying:
   "This I offer to myself."
6. At the next full moon, take the bound leaves outside. Offer them up to the moon, kiss them, then cast them into a natural water source as soon after as possible.