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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a humorous letter around 150-200 words about a man complaining to his neighbor about his garden gnomes that constantly cause trouble.
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Mr. Henly,

I hope you don’t take too much offense to me writing this letter, but I absolutely must address this matter. I have noticed an increasing number of garden gnomes hopping over the fence from your home into mine over the past few days and causing mischief and mayhem. I understand they are adorable pets and many people enjoy keeping them; however, if they are causing trouble for your neighbors, Mr. Henly, I wonder if it is truly wise to keep them at all. 

I should mention that this isn’t even the first time I have spoken about this issue either! Earlier this week—on Thursday if my memory serves me—I tried to speak to your wife about the issue, but she slammed the door in my face before I could even reach the main point!

I would rather this matter not escalate. So, if you could contain your gnomes, the community will be grateful for it.

Best regards,
Your Neighbor.