system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a first-person introduction to a memoir by a superhero with super strength. They should say that having super strength isn't worth it and just creates more problems.
gpt
Being a superhero isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'd think the super strength would give you a great advantage in life, but it doesn't. I can't drive around town because I rip the door handles off any car I try to open. The door to my home is made out of the hardest stuff on Earth so that I can enjoy a little privacy. I also create problems wherever I go. One time, I stumbled into a lamppost and knocked it down, causing a traffic jam for a few hours.

Another day, I was at a coffee shop just trying to pour some self-serve when I broke the nozzle, pouring coffee all over the floor. I've been banned from so many restaurants, bars, and stores that I can't even keep track of them anymore. Sometimes, I think it would be easier to just be normal.