system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write a funny social media post asking people to help locate a runaway Ermine Stoat named Ernie. Also, create a story about how he escaped his enclosure and house.
gpt
Hi everyone! Calling all friends and neighbors to be on the lookout for our Ermine Stoat named Ernie. He is white with black tips on his tail and ears. Ermines kind of looks like a ferret, but he's not as long. Ernie is a carnivore, so if you see him please offer him some tasty crickets or something until we arrive.

While we were gone for the day, Ernie seems to have figured out how to undo the latch on the top of his cage using a precarious ladder of habitat terrain to reach it. Once free, he looted the house of all the best snacks (without touching any of the healthy ones) and didn't even have the decency to place the recyclable waste in the correct bin. Evidently, he fancied himself a bath and upon finding the restroom, was drawn by the fresh breeze of the open window. The best we can figure from our shredded shower curtain is that he climbed up it, balanced on the pole, and lept out to the tree outside. Where he is now, we have no idea.

Please let us know as soon as you see something that may be him. Thank you!