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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.
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[name]
[address]
[email address]


Objective: A permanent position as a professional Man of Leisure in a temperate, sunny climate, utilizing my natural talents and skills with my all-in acceptance of a free and roaming way of life.

Summary of Skills: I am a skilled and accomplished Man of Leisure with immense talent for creating a lifestyle in the best minimalist fashion. My methods for lounging against walls and catching shut eye at a moment’s notice are paralleled by none; I am the real deal. I am extremely self-motivated when it comes to daydreaming and avoiding manual labor.

Skills:

Lounging bonelessly: I have completed over 500 hours in this skill and would be happy to demonstrate the various poses and environments in which I excel.

Sleeping: I can do this anywhere at the drop of a hat. 

Dreaming: I am adept at imagining a great many things, always keeping any reality that could entail work to actually do anything firmly at bay.

Calmness: I always stay in the present (barring dream time and naps). The current moment is the best of everything.

Experience:

1/1/1960-1968
Dependent Child

1968-Present
Man of Leisure

References:
See attached from various other persons of leisure. Ignore the delivery devices. I ran out of time at the library on the computer, so there are many napkins and old business cards with notes.

