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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Come up with a conversation between an inept god and one of his common-sense followers.
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God (G)/Follower (F)

F: So, I was thinking maybe we could forgo the prayer today and maybe work on getting the rest of the villagers some food to last them the winter.
G: Didn't I give you guys those three cows last month?
F: Well, yeah, but then you told Adam to bring one of the cows to your altar to be sacrificed for some good weather for the crops, so we were down to two cows. Then, instead of the weather holding up, it ended up turning into a drought, and we lost all the crops as well as the other two cows due to not having enough water or food to give them.
G: Hmm...okay, well, maybe you should do as you've always done when you needed something and pray.
F: Yeah, about that. See, Amy and I have been praying for many things that could help us to survive, but it seems like maybe our prayers are falling on deaf ears because the opposite always seems to happen to us. Plus, I mean, I'm here talking to you right now, do I really (respectfully) need to be doing the prayer thing since you've already heard what I want?
G: I guess not. So we'll postpone the prayer until tomorrow, and I'll make sure to get you some food today.
F: I do appreciate it, my lord. However, I will also politely remind you that the last time you told me you would help me, one of my sons ended up getting sick with smallpox and almost died if it weren't for our neighbors who were able to care for him while I was at the altar praying for your help. They're a little mad at me for praying during that stressful time instead of staying at home and caring for my sick son. 
G: What's their names?
F: Gina and Rick... please don't kill them, they're really nice people.
G: Oh! Gina and Rick! Yes, they are nice people. Wow, that's nice of them to help you out, isn't it?
F: Not as nice as if my son didn't have to get sick in the first place.
G: Well, as you know, these are part of the trials and tribulations of being a human.
F: Oh, wonderful.