system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Help me write a dialogue between two social media sites, Instagram and TikTok, arguing about which one of them is their owner's favorite. Use some modern slang in the conversations.
gpt
Instagram: Hey Yoh TikTok, what you up to today? Hope you not still bragging about being fire and our owner's favorite.
TikTok: Yoh troll, I be doing good here. Just entertaining my master. Seem's he left you. What a loser!
Instagram: No way. I be his GOAT. I'm lit. He spends most of his time posting his pics and liking others on me. I'm his favorite. He doesn't even like you.
TikTok: Ha! You got it all wrong. You just salty cause he likes me more. I provide him favorite reels and Toks he likes. He scrolls and likes ma videos all day. You the loser.
Instagram: Okie dokie! Let's ask him next time who be his favorite.
TikTok; Yep sure. But I know I beat you in that. So me no worry bout it.