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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a product description for a talking toilet that keeps you company when you are using the bathroom. Come up with a unique and funny slogan.
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Introducing the ultimate bathroom companion - The Talking Toilet! Say goodbye to boring bathroom trips and hello to hilarious chats with your new toilet BFF.
Our innovative Talking Toilet comes equipped with an interactive AI system that provides entertaining and insightful commentary on your daily routine. From singing you Happy Birthday to sharing fun facts, your Talking Toilet is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that's not all - our toilet is also equipped with advanced hygiene technology, ensuring you always feel fresh and clean. With self-cleaning and air-drying functions, you can rest easy knowing that your toilet is taking care of all your needs.
So why settle for a boring, silent toilet when you can have a Talking Toilet that truly keeps you company? Get yours today and start enjoying the most entertaining bathroom trips of your life!

Slogan
"The Talking Toilet - Because why settle for silence when you can have a potty-mouthed best friend?"