system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write a poem about my dog, Tifa. She is a mini Dachshund that wiggles slightly when she walks. Mention that she is fast, but that she also has an adorable face that lets her get away with a lot. Add in a reference to Lady Gaga’s song, “Born This Way.”
gpt
I’ve got a little dog
Who’s got the biggest bark
Not too much of a bite
But that’s not what won my heart

She wiggles while she walks
And runs with speed but no grace
I often can’t stay mad at her
Especially with that adorable little face

“How did she get so small?” the kids would ask
When I took her out in the neighborhood
I told them that “she was born that way”
Lady Gaga gave a wink, and then they understood

This little dog is quite the find
She has charms like no other pup
She gets away with an awful lot
And I’m the one that cleans it up

But she loves me like no other
And to her, I feel the same
She’s the littlest mini Dachshund
And Tifa is her name