system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a short story about a heist in which the recipe for a hamburger is stolen. Give the story a twist and limit it to 5 paragraphs.
gpt
They had been planning this for months. They knew the place had a security system, guards, and automatic alarms. They knew the exact location of the vault, where the most valuable secret in the world was kept. They knew the risks, but they also knew the rewards. They were going to steal the recipe for a hamburger.

They entered the building at night, disguised as janitors. They made their way to the basement, where the vault was. They hacked the keypad and opened the door. They saw a metal box with a combination lock. They entered the code they had obtained from a former employee. They opened the box and saw a piece of paper with handwritten instructions. They grabbed it and ran.

They escaped through a back door and got into their getaway car. They drove away, laughing and cheering. They had done it. They had stolen the recipe for a hamburger from McDonald’s. They were going to sell it to Burger King for millions of dollars. They were rich.

They stopped at a gas station to celebrate. They bought some snacks and drinks. They opened the paper and read the recipe. They couldn’t believe their eyes. It said: “Ingredients: beef, salt, pepper. Directions: shape into patties, grill, serve on buns.” That was it. That was the recipe for a hamburger. They had been duped.

They realized they had wasted their time and money on a worthless piece of paper. They realized they had risked their lives for nothing. They realized they had been fooled by a clever prank. They realized they were idiots. They threw away the paper and drove away in silence. They never spoke of it again.