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Rewrite this paragraph so that it sounds really snobby and snooty, like a wealthy, high-class woman who looks down on "poors" wrote it. Like this is a recipe for poor people that she doesn't like. She's rich, so she doesn't eat food like this. She just eats kale and nuts, lol. Thank you!

As the recipe only calls for cottage cheese and optional extras, you can enjoy it as a quick, high-protein snack or even a refreshing breakfast. Who would have thought of having ice cream for breakfast? Begin with the simple base and layer it with granola and freshly cut fruit to make parfait-style healthy ice cream breakfast. If you have kids, they will think you’ve gone crazy, and that it’s a special day when you hand them a bowl for breakfast.  
gpt
SOME types of people--not me--prefer cottage cheese ice cream because it makes them feel like they're eating ice cream for breakfast, which is crude and childish, but I digress. I suppose that some of us never grew out of that childish "I wish I could have sweets for breakfast!" mentality. In any case, this cheap recipe requires only a few ingredients that one can buy at their local Shop 'n' Save or another low-class grocery store. Children may like this recipe--I don't know what parents would give their kids this much sugar in the morning, but I suppose that not everyone has a nanny to cook for them. Adding clean ingredients, such as granola and fruit, make this dish healthier if one can afford them.