system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write an angry tweet about fake plants. Include three hashtags.
gpt
Yeah, what's the deal with those? Here's a tweet for you.

I am DONE with fake plants! They provide absolutely nothing, not even visual appeal. They have no smell. Anyone with fake plants clearly doesn't care about real plants, the environment, or themselves. #fake #rant #greenlife