system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a two stanza limerick about a disgusting, smelly soccer player.
gpt
There once was a skilled soccer striker,
Who wasn't that much of a wiper.
With finesse and with speed
He'd score every lead,
But his shorts looked like a muddy hitchhiker.

His dribbling was truly sublime,
But the team had enough after time.
For with all his techniques
He was nothing but streaks
And his pants looked like part of a crime.