system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a haiku about puppies from the perspective of someone who loves puppies. Then, write another haiku about puppies from the perspective of someone who is allergic to puppies.
gpt
Cuddles and kisses 
Furry fluff from head to toe
Nothing is better

Sneezing and coughing 
Rubbing at my itchy eyes
No puppy cuddles