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Will you please write a funny story for kids about poo? Kind of like the book, Everyone Poops by Tarō Gomi but with more of a plot. It should be between 200 and 275 words. I want it layed out page by page (15-20 pages total.) {Page Number}:{Text}

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1: Not everyone poops every day, but everybody does poop. Did you poop today?
2: Sometimes, it feels great to poop, and sometimes it can be a little uncomfortable. 
3: Some poop is green, some poop is brown, and some poop is black. Poop can be different colors, and that’s okay! 
4: Some poop is small, and some poop is big; in fact, poop can be any size at all! 
5: Poop is natural. Animals do it, people do it, and even your grandpa poops. 
6: But you should never touch poop, yours or anyone else's. And that’s because poop has germs that can make you sick. So make sure it stays in the toilet! 
7: You can poop in the morning, in the afternoon, after dinner, or even in the middle of the night. There’s never a bad time to poop! 
8: But after you do poop, you have to wipe! And that’s what toilet paper is for. 
9: After you wipe, throw that toilet paper in the toilet. 
10: Stand up, pull those pants back up, flush, and head over to the sink. 
11: Maybe you stand on a stool, or maybe you can just stand on your tip toes. 
12: Turn on the water, grab a little soap, and then wash your hands.
13: Don’t remember how to wash your hands? Don’t worry! There’s an easy way to remember!
14: Wet. Soap. Scrub. Rinse. Dry. That’s all there is to it! 
15: Now, you can poop, wipe, flush, and wash your hands. 
16: You’re good to go! 