system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a short story about introducing a new dog to an existing cat in the household. Write from the cat's perspective.
gpt
It was a Saturday. I hated Saturdays. All the humans were home, and the small humans would torment me incessantly, untasked with schoolwork or ignoring it at least. But this Saturday was different. It was worse than any other Saturday. Much, much worse.
I got up to have my third breakfast for the day and realized nobody had refilled my bowl. In fact, no one was home. That should have been a sign, but I was too naive. The first sound was the car stopping outside the house, then came the screeching of the small humans—nothing unusual. But then there was this sound of the tall human carrying something big, and when the door opened, I heard a strange scratching sound move all across the floor. The smell made my fur stand up. It was a dog! We had a dog in the house.
When the humans came into the living room, the smell of dog filled the air. I was relieved to see it was a small dog so I made sure to arch my back as much as I could to show this dog just how tall I can be. I also let out a loud hiss so he knew what he was getting himself into.
But this dog didn't care. He came straight to me and licked me. He had the nerve to lick me! But I was ready. I don't keep my claws sharpened for no reason, so I extended my paw and thwacked his face to show him who the boss is in this house.
The dog bounced back playfully and licked me again! At that point, I'd had enough. I ran for the cat door and out I hopped. How dare they! This was the last they would see of me. I was off to sojourn the world, to experience new horizons. Until dinnertime, at least.