system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a story about a pirate using "ip" phonics.
gpt
Once upon a time, far across the sea, sailed a pirate named Chip. Chip was the captain of a ship, but it was no ordinary ship. The ship could flip. If the waves did rip and the winds did whip, Chip and his crew would take a trip down into the blue. The ship would tip. The crew would grip anything to be found. And they would sail upside down. Under the waves, they slipped peacefully through any storm at a clip of a knot or two.