system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a comically excessive story about someone who rushes through things as quickly as possible. Keep the tone light and write it in about 100-300 words.
gpt
Every day, I wake up at 4:29 AM, a minute before my alarm goes off and bound out of bed. I shower with one hand soaping myself up and use the other to brush my teeth. Both tasks are finished by 4:35. I'm fully clothed, clean, and ready to go at 4:45. After that, I take a minute to devour the overnight oats I prepared the night before and head off to the gym. Instead of resting between sets, I do supersets and alternate between two different exercises. I feel good and sore after a one-hour upper body workout and race home. I do cooldown stretches while taking a cold shower to wash off the sweat and help myself focus. For the next eight hours, I set aside any distractions and focus fully on my work. 

My productivity puts all of my coworkers to shame, and then it's time to unwind. I have to keep up with all of the latest shows, so I watch several popular Youtube content creators and three different streaming services at once for maximum content enjoyment in the smallest period. By 8 PM it's time to get ready for bed, and I prepare my overnight oats for the next morning, do the dishes, and handle any other chores so that I can get up in as fast as possible the next day.