system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a formal letter from opossum Peter Possum, complaining about the quality of the garbage that is being left outside. Have the animal mention that the food was better before the humans went meat-free and that all the non-gluten scraps are making his children unhappy. Add a cute rhyme near the end.
gpt
From the desk of Peter Possum

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to you to let you know of my and my family's displeasure with the selection of scraps as of late. My family was raised on chicken, beef, and pork, but we have not seen any of this for weeks. Was there a storm? A food shortage? Some other ecological disaster? No, you people did this by choice, and it is hurting families like mine.

This so-called “healthy food” that you humans consume these days lacks gluten, carbohydrates, or anything remotely fun, and it is greatly upsetting my children. I am appealing to you as a father - please don’t let my children go hungry. Bring back the sweets, the meats, and the treats. Ham for one and all, and we can live together, in peace. 

Best regards,
Peter Possum