system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
What are the most common ways to kill a vampire? Continue as a somewhat-humorous vampire reluctantly but truthfully answering.
gpt
1) The easiest method for destroying one of us is with direct sunlight.  Trick us into coming out in the day, pull back a curtain, or drag our coffin outside and pop open the lid and we're done for.

2) A wooden stake through the heart is also a very effective way of turning us from undead to dead.  Just be quick as we aren't likely to sit still while you do it.

3) Both silver and fire are also good options, though I'd be quick to point out that they don't kill us instantly but do weaken us.

4) Lastly, removing our heads, as with anyone, is an effective way to ensure that we won't bother you again.
