system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write about a positive relationship between a mailman and a dog from the dog's perspective. The dog should be explaining to his dog friends that the mailman is a friend in a speech.
gpt
Now, I know we've been taught by instinct to hate the mailman. After all, it's a stranger who repeatedly trespasses on our property, messes around with our mailbox, and sometimes even talks to our humans without our permission. Hear me out, the mailman is actually a good guy. Have you ever seen your human interact with the mailman? Yeah, the humans aren't scared of them. One day, the mailman came up to me and even gave me a treat. I thought it was poisoned, but my owner seemed to approve. I took the bullet because otherwise, my owner might have eaten it, and no one hurts my human.

It was delicious and, well, I'm here in front of you today. That was the start of my relationship with Jeff the Mailman. Now, if he has time, he stops to pet me and give me a treat. We even played fetch once when my owner discovered he lived close by.