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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a short letter and response to a gardening agony aunt from a person that is trying to grow 'Audrey 2' from the Little Shop of Horrors in their back garden
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Dear Gretal the Gardener,
I recently bought a plant from an old Chinese plant merchant near Skidrow. It came with instructions to plant in an area with full sun and acidic soil with plenty of drainage. I'm not really sure how to describe it, the only way I can think of it is as a sort of aggressive lily or slightly flaccid amaryllis. I have found a nice spot in the garden, and initially, it seemed to be doing well, however, after just a short time, it has started to wilt. Could you please help?
Yours with hope,
Wilted Wendy

Dear Wendy,
From the description offered by the seller, this may well be a variety of the well-reported 'Audry 2' exotic plant species. These are fascinating plants that, if kept in check, can be a delightful and colorful addition to any sun-soaked border. The merchant was right to point you toward well-draining soil, as they do not like having damp feet. They require a lot of nutrients to keep going, though, so make sure you offer it plenty of plant food, at least weekly, when watering around the roots. Occasionally it will want animal products delivered through what looks like its mouth at the top of the plant, and you can either prick a finger to provide some blood or, if you prefer, catch small animals and insects to feed it. Be very careful, as this is an invasive species that can spread uncontrollably if allowed to. If it gets big enough to start talking, then it is best to take some small cuttings and really work hard to prevent any unfortunate and excessive bloodshed.
Good luck, and do let us know how it goes!
Gretal the Gardener