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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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I would like you to write a blog post from a dog's perspective titled "Essential Tips for Getting Your Human to Pay Attention to You". The author is Bella, a golden retriever who has written a book called "How to Train Your Human".
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Essential Tips for Getting Your Human to Pay Attention to You

Welcome everyone! It’s Bella the Golden Retriever, author of "How to Train Your Human". Whether you have a new human in your life or you have had the same human for a long time, training is important to ensure a happy life for both of you. Today I will share some tips to get your human to pay attention to you while they are working on their computer. Whether they are working from home or talking to another human, it’s important to be able to get their attention when you want it. So, grab some treats, and let’s dive in! Here are some tips:

1. Try putting your head in your human’s lap and looking at them adoringly. If you are a smaller dog, you can put your paws on their leg or jump into their lap if there is room. This will almost always guarantee a pat on the head or, sometimes, a kiss. Often, humans will tell you that you are "such a good dog" or that you are "so pretty"
2. Go and get your ball or any toy that you like to play with and drop it at their feet. This will not always get your human to play with you, but it will sometimes work if they are ready for a break.
3. If you have a cat in the house, it is always a good idea to initiate a play session, causing the cat to tear around the house while you chase it. This will distract your human and get them to pay attention to you.
4. Barking or whining is always an option, but often this seems to irritate the human, which should be avoided if possible. However, sometimes it is necessary if they are not responding to other cues.

There you go, my furry friends! Remember to use positive reinforcement; this is a powerful tool in training and will encourage your human to repeat desired behaviors in the future. You can reward your human in many ways, including something as simple as a kiss on the hand or lying at their feet. Stay tuned for more articles and helpful tips on rewarding your human for good behavior, and be sure to subscribe to my newsletter!