system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a fictitious letter from a Neanderthal wife to her husband detailing a new idea she has come up with. Mention her discovery of fire in the letter. Write the letter as if she has modern language skills. Keep the letter under 400 words but use detailed description.
gpt
Dear Garrr,

I have discovered something new! I know you are tired of my ideas now, especially after I lost my eyebrows in that fire fiasco, but wasn’t it worth it? We can make our own fire now. Mastodon meat tastes so much better after it has been seared. I know you agree. You’ve put on a little weight since I figured out how to make our own fires. And you also have to agree that the added benefit of the local dire wolf pack being terrified of fire keeps everyone much safer these days.  

Anyway, on to my new idea! I was walking down the old path where the best wild strawberries grow when I heard grunting and couldn’t see where it was coming from. I forgot to bring my spear (Yeah, yeah, I know, daydreamer me), so I crouched behind a boulder and listened for a few minutes. The sound was pretty close. I finally crept toward where it was coming from, and what do you think I saw? A big hole in the ground where a giant fir tree had been yanked right out. I’m sure it happened during that wild windstorm last week. I peeked over the edge, and there was a dire wolf cub. The poor thing was stuck. I know you think I’m too soft, but I couldn’t just leave it there. 

I just took a break to give Yip some berries. I know I should have come right home, but you would not have listened, and I wanted to keep Yip safe until you understood. I set up my own camp to figure things out. It’s been over 15 suns, but I needed the time for my idea! So, here it is. Wolves can be helpful! I’ve already taught Yip how to track food, and I made him a cute pack to carry all the things I’ve been foraging. This is a game-changer! I’ll be along home soon. I’m sending this letter with Old Yag, who, contrary to what we thought, is very much alive. She just needed a break. (I can identify with that) Think about what I’ve told you. If we can get along with wolves this way, life will be so much easier.

See you soon,
Your wife, Bala