system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a short story (about 8 sentences) about a sentient piece of gum who got stuck on someone's shoe and use four exclamation points.
gpt
It was a dull life, being a piece of gum. Joe had been stuck on the corner of the pavement for who knows how long, and all he could do was watch as people go about their lives. But one day, a man hurrying to work walked right over him, and Joe got stuck on his shoe! Oh, the exciting day he had! Joe got to travel with the man to work, feeling the cozy feel of the carpeted floor in the corporate building. Then, the grainy wood of the man's apartment. All of these textures made him shiver! The man took his shoes off, not noticing he was there, which meant that Joe would be able to have another exciting day tomorrow! 