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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Create five humorous situations in which famous boxing announcer Michael Buffer might use a variation of his loud, hype-inducing catchphrase, “LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!” in his humdrum, everyday life. Keep the word count to 300 or less.
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1. It is a beautiful, warm summer day, the birds are chirping, and the grass is green and growing tall. Michael is excited about going outside to do some yard work, and he wants the world to know it by walking outside to declare, “LET’S GET READY TO MOW GRASS!”

2. Another of Michael’s favorite activities to do on a lovely summer day is to visit his local farmers’ market to purchase fresh produce directly from the growers. Ah, the thought of those sweet apples and oranges gets him all in a tizzy, and everyone knows to expect that he will walk in, take a basket, and exclaim, “LET’S GET READY TO BUY FRUIT!”

3. Michael may be a celebrity, but he still has to run errands like the rest of us. When he goes into the lobby of his bank and finds a long line of people who look annoyed or bored, he knows exactly what to say to excite and energize the customers, announcing, “LET’S GET READY TO GET CASH!”

4. Something many people don’t know about Michael is that he is an avid reader. Any Sunday afternoon, you’ll find him at the library. Even in cases where he knows he shouldn’t, sometimes he just can’t help himself, as he does every time he goes into the library and announces, “LET’S GET READY TO READ BOOKS!”

5. Michael, like many of us, has had his ups and downs in the romance department. It’s hard to imagine why someone might find a relationship with him to be unappealing. When he goes out to the club, he knows how to hype up the crowd, as he steps up on a chair and bellows, “LET’S GET READY TO FIND LOVE!”