system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a humorous 140 word breaking news bulletin about a lion that has broken out of the local zoo and the precautions citizens should take, and include a few "lion" based puns.
gpt
Holy cow, or more like holy "lion!" A lion has broken out of the local zoo, and we need everyone in the area to stay vigilant as the zoo authorities work to re-capture him. Now is not the time to go for a power walk or ride your bike to get ice cream, and we'd be "lion" if we said otherwise! Keep your pets and children indoors and make sure that if you see this animal you call 9-1-1 to report the sighting. I know that it's a sunny day and a lot of you want to work on your tans, but don't go "lion" out in the sun this afternoon, it's dangerous! If you follow these simple rules until the lion is caught, we can all laugh about this zoo breakout soon.