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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a small story in three paragraphs about Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom going grocery shopping in New York City.
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Mario decided he'd eaten enough mushrooms and flowers to last a lifetime. He was craving something new in his life. Peach's cakes only went so far. He told his brother Luigi that he was going to take the express pipe straight to New York to get some real Italian food. Luigi gave him some gold coins and told him, "Get some penne pasta for me, bro!" Mario nodded and in the pipe he went. When Mario came out of the pipe, he quickly dusted off his pants and walked towards the Italian market. His eyes were wide, and his mouth was drooling when looking through the window. Mario looked at the gold coins in his pocket and said, "Let's-a go!" The cannolis looked heavenly, the lasagna looked immaculate, and the pizza was to die for. Mario got a huge cart and stuffed it to the brim. His food pile was taller than he was! 

He then went in line to pay. The cashier was astonished at how much food was on the belt. After all of the food had been rung up and bagged, the cashier softly said, "That will be $320, sir." Mario reached into his overall pockets and whipped out some gold coins. The cashier looked confused and said, "We don't accept gold here, sir." Mario's face immediately turned pale and he looked like he was going to weep. The cashier then looked at Mario's face and said, "Wait a minute, aren't you Mario? The guy who saves Princess Peach all the time?" Mario slowly nodded his head. The cashier then smiled and said, "This one is on the house Mario, keep doing what you're doing." Mario let out a big "WAHOO!"

Mario carried home 11 bags of groceries through the express pipe back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi couldn't believe how much he had brought back. Luigi helped Mario put all of the groceries away. Altogether, Mario had bought 14 different types of pasta. But he still managed to forget Luigi's penne! Whoops!