system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Can you please write the plot of an original episode of the show Columbo? It can be bare bones, less than 300 words. 
gpt
A wealthy businessman named Boris Peters kills his chauffeur, Miles Vance, because he found out about Boris funding an exotic pet smuggling ring. Boris cuts the brakes on the limousine in the morning, then spends the day with his wife for an alibi, calling Miles from the country club at 4:45 to pick them up and take them home since they’re both a little tipsy. But on the way, Miles has a fatal accident, when trying to brake going down the hill to the club.

Of course, Columbo suspects Boris right away, but he has to prove it. To do that, he interviews Boris’s wife who says that Boris has phone conversations late at night in his office, which he forbids her to enter. The police uncover the people he’s calling, and Columbo realizes that Miles must have figured out the packages that Boris was always having him transport. But the real evidence is when Columbo finds the imprint of a pair of snippers on a sheet of paper in Boris’s office. 
