system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a silly short variation of the three little pigs fairy tale, only with the houses made of stickers, mud, and jail bars
gpt
Once upon a time, three little pigs decided to build their homes using unconventional materials.

The first little pig built his house using stickers. He collected all kinds of stickers, from sparkly stars to funny animals, and stuck them all over the walls of his house. It sure looked beautiful, but it wasn't exactly sturdy.

The second little pig decided to use mud to build his house. He gathered mud from a nearby pond and mixed it with some straw to create the walls of his house. It sure wasn't the most beautiful house, but it was solid.

The third little pig had a bit of a strange idea. He decided to build his house using jail bars. He found some old rusty bars and welded them together to create the walls of his house. It sure wasn't the most welcoming house, but it was secure.

One day, a hungry wolf came along and saw the three little pigs. He licked his lips and approached the first little pig's house made of stickers. He blew and blew, and the stickers flew everywhere, including on the wolf! He cleaned and pawed the stickers off himself while the first pig ran away to the other pig's house.

Next, the wolf went to the second little pig's house made of mud. He huffed and puffed, and the house shook before collapsing. Mud flew in all directions. Now, one thing about little pigs is they don't mind getting dirty. However, big bad wolves are quite particular about their appearance. He preened and cleaned to get the mud off his paws and fur while the two messy little pigs ran away to the third pig's house.

Finally, the wolf came to the third little pig's house made of jail bars. He blew and blew, but the bars didn't budge. The wolf ran away, vowing never to mess with pigs who build houses out of stickers, mud, and jail bars again.