system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a text message thread between a dad and his 7-year-old son in which the son reveals that the dad has forgotten him at the grocery store. It should be comical. Start with small talk before the big reveal. The labels should be "dad" and "son" and the son will initiate the conversation. The son's text messages should include slang and acronyms appropriate for his age group. The conversation will end with the dad trying to bribe the son into not telling his mom what happened.
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Son: Hey dad where r u?
Dad: What do you mean?
Son: Where r u at? I'm looking for you.
Dad: I'm right here on the couch. Come downstairs.
Son: Dad?!
Dad: ...yes?
Son: Ure kidding right?
Dad: No, the game is on. What's going on with you??
Son: Dad!!! I'm waiting in aisle 4 for u just like u told me to. Did u really leave me at the store? does this mean I'm homeless?? Should I call Mom?
Dad: I knew it was way too quiet in the car. Sit tight, I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Dad: Don't call your mother! It's fine.
Son: I'm texting her right now.
Dad: Delete it...I'll make it worth your while
Son: ok, I'm listening lol.