system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Compose a list of 10 things a dog might wish for when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake.
gpt
1. A jumbo-sized bag of bones
2. Unlimited belly rubs
3. An attractive, available dog to move in next door
4. A dog food dispenser that always stays full
5. A canister of golf balls
6. The end to fleas and ticks forever
7. No more visits to the vet
8. A mound of damp dirt to roll in
9. All of his humans working from home
10. Someone to hug him and say "Good Boy!" at least every 15 minutes