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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a humorous letter as an underlying to the Dark Lord, informing members of his army that they have been selected for a "special" program. It should be around 200 words.
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To Select Members of the Dark Lord's Army

Congratulations! If you have received this letter that means you've been shortlisted to join the Dark Lord's exclusive Grand Guard! You may not have applied for this position, but you can guarantee that the Dark Lord still chose you. And we are all too aware you will be so overjoyed you won't think of refusing! 

To honor this position he has so graciously bestowed upon you, you will have to undergo rigorous training alongside the drills you currently perform. We understand how much of a privilege this is and we here at the Dark Lord's Resource Management want you to know we understand you feel too humble for the cruel, dastardly work the Dark Lord has in store for you, but we also know you are more than up to the task! 

Report at 0400 at the Pits of Despair for a debriefing followed by your first round of training. We know you won't be late! Any latecomers will become the target of today's training, and you wouldn't want to end up like Salazar, now would you? 

We're so looking forward to your participation. Happy pillaging! 

Demon Resource Management Senior Manager,
Steve.