system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write some hypothetical headlines for the greatest news developments anyone could hear. Put the entries in a bulleted list, no commentary or title, etc. condensed 
gpt
• World Hunger and Access to Clean Water are Officially Completely Resolved

• All Members of Underrepresented Communities are Fully Treated as Equals with Complete Diversity and Inclusion, and Laws to Support their Decisions

• The Cure for Cancer has been Discovered, and It’s Free Worldwide

• Mosquitos have been Eradicated

• An Effective, Safe, Easy, and Free Method of Significant Treatment to Obesity has Been Approved by the FDA

• All World Debts have been Paid Off and Homelessness Resolved, Thanks To the Voluntary Generosity of the Top 500 World’s Wealthiest

• Everyone Worldwide Has Access to Free Healthcare and Free College Education

• Child Beauty Pageants are Gone Forever