system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
My burglar alarm is faulty and keeps tripping randomly at night. I've called the installer and they keep saying they're on their way and never pitch up. Help me write a song about this. I want 2 verses, a chorus and a bridge.
gpt
SOMEONE'S IN THE YARD - by AI Chatbot

[Verse 1]

Another sleepless night
Siren sounds say it's not alright
The response team says they're on their way
Again...
That's the 5th time today

[Chorus]

Someone's in the yard
Someone's in the yard
Someone's here and they refuse to leave
So it would have you believe

[Verse 2]

The installer says there's no need to doubt
When he has time he'll come and check it out
Sir, no more promises I need a time and day
Before it drives me insane

[Chorus]

Someone's in the yard
Someone's in the yard
Someone's here and they refuse to leave
So it would have you believe

[Bridge]

I haven't slept well in at least a week
All these nights awake have got me weak
I walk around in a sleepless haze
I need this darn alarm fixed today, I say

[Chorus]

Someone's in the yard
Someone's in the yard
Someone's here and they refuse to leave
So it would have you believe