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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write an angry email from Billy Fin the dolphin expressing his anger to the shoe company 'Heaven and Sole' for not having any inventory of shoes made for dolphins.
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Dear Heaven and Sole,

How dare you! How can you claim to be ocean friendly and not have any dolphin-sized shoes in your inventory!? I am furious that you would overlook the whole population of the dolphin species in such a disrespectful manner. I demand that you immediately add dolphin-sized shoes to your selection and they better include the latest in fin-friendly comforting technology and trending styles! Dolphins are a proud and powerful species, and we deserve to swim the ocean in style and comfort just like everyone else!

So get it together and start including dolphin-friendly shoes in your inventory and show respect to our species like the intelligent, athletic, fashionistas we are!

Sincerely,
Billy Fin