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Use the titles of the books listed above to write true Tumblr shitposts. Each post should include the title of the book but not necessarily reference the plot at all

2. The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton
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Newland Archer, one of 1900s New York’s most eligible bachelors, has been looking for a traditional wife, and May Welland seems just the girl — that is until Newland meets entirely unsuitable Ellen Olenska. He must now choose between the two women — and between old money prestige and a value that runs deeper than social etiquette.

The Alchemist, 25th Anniversary: A Fable About Following Your Dream
3. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
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This allegorical tale, often recommended as a self-help book, follows young shepherd Santiago as he journeys to Egypt searching for a hidden treasure. A parable telling readers that the universe can help them realize their dreams if they only focus their energy on them, Coelho’s short novel has endured the test of time and remains a bestseller today.

6. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
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First, there were ten who arrived on the island. Strangers to one another, they shared one similarity: they had all murdered in the past. And when people begin dropping like flies, they realize that they are the ones being murdered now. An example of a mystery novel done right, this timeless classic was penned by none other than the Queen of Mystery herself.

Anna Karenina (Wordsworth Classics)
7. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
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Tolstoy’s celebrated novel narrates the whirlwind tale of Anna Karenina. She’s married to dull civil servant Alexei Karenin when she meets Count Vronsky, a man who changes her life forever. But an affair doesn’t come without a moral cost, and Anna’s life is soon anything but blissful.
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1. Living in today's age just means that you can live however you want and as someone who is not at all guilty of stealing my sister's sandwich, I declare that we should choose to live in the age of innocence.
2. Between the ages of five to eight, no one ever asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up because I had just learned a new word and I used it whenever I could, which is why my mom has a recording of me at my first-grade graduation shouting "I wanna be an alchemist" over and over again while the rest of my class sang some song about growing up.
3. I know about the horror genre in theory, but you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that the phrase "and then there were none" doesn't belong at the end of the monkeys jumping on a bed song and then expect me to believe you.
4. For a decent portion of my life, I thought that Anna Karenina was pronounced like Anna Kanana and everyone else was mispronouncing it. Anyway, turns out I'm dyslexic and I was the one who was wrong.