system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write an original free verse poem from a cat’s perspective of a dog.
gpt
Big paws and bad breath
You are such a mess
You belong outside where the wild things are

You jump on everyone
Drool everywhere and have gas that could knock out a cow
The humans love you, and I don’t know why

Because your fur is everywhere 
Drool all over the windows
And you bark all of the time

They should love me more
All I do is sit and purr
I even kill the bugs in the house

Cats will always be better than dogs
You may be man’s best friend
But we are a woman’s best friend 