system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write me a newspaper report from the day after Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, reporting on the events of the incident.
gpt
Yesterday, an egg only identified as Humpty Dumpty reportedly fell off a wall. According to eyewitnesses, he was smashed to pieces. One witness, who spoke on condition of anonymity, "All, I could see was Humpty sitting on the wall. Next thing you know, he had a great fall." Reliable sources tell us that all the king's horses and men were called upon to assist, but despite their best efforts, they failed to reassemble Humpty Dumpty. He was subsequently rushed to the nearest Egg Repatching Unit. Efforts to reach Mr. Dumpty or the king's horses and men for comment have been fruitless at this juncture.