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Can you write an email to my professor (Dr. Joplin) explaining that I wasn't able to complete my assignment by the due date because I got my finger stuck in my nose and I had to go to the hospital? Please include that it was too difficult for me to type with my finger stuck in my nose. Please let him know that I feel really bad about this (because I do... I always turn in my assignments on time so this is hard for me and I'm also embarrassed) while also keeping it brief, but professional. I'd also like to ask for an extension. Sign the email by Bethany. Thank you!
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Dear Dr. Joplin, 

It is with deep regret that I must inform you that I was unable to complete my assignment by the set due date. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. I have just returned from the hospital, and due to an unfortunate mishap, I could not type the assignment. My finger was stuck in my nose, and it made my hand unusable for typing. I have always turned in my assignments on time, so it pains me to not have been able to turn this assignment in, and I feel deep remorse over having wasted your time. I would like to ask for an extension for this assignment. I would be very grateful for the opportunity, and I would not squander it. I look forward to hearing from you, and thank you for your time. 

Warm regards, 
Bethany