system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
I'm hosting a developer meetup and I'd like to open with a joke. Can you help me write 5 jokes related to programming or web development?
gpt
1. Why are front-end developers such bad communicators? Because they don't know how to express themselves.
2. I want to tell you a joke about recursion, but first, I have to tell you a joke about recursion.
3. Why did the spider learn Javascript? Because he wanted to be a web developer.
4. My back-end developer friend didn't understand the joke I told him about front-end developers the other day. In fact, he didn't know how to react.
5. I started a business ironing newspapers, and it went bust in 1 week. Apparently, that's not what they meant when they told me WordPress is a lucrative skill.