system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Can you write the intro to a speech I'm giving next week? The speech is for a fundraiser for an art organization that helps kids. It should be funny and grab peoples' attention.
gpt
I have a question for you all. How many of you think you can draw better than a 3rd grader? Raise your hands.
What if I told you that there are children of all ages who are getting art lessons and they can probably draw better than those of you with your hands up? You people with your hands down, you're brave to admit that you might not be as good of an artist as a bunch of kids! 

My name is [name] and I'm here to talk to you about [art organization] and why it's great that a bunch of children have the opportunity to become great artists at such a young age. Whether you can draw or not, this is a great opportunity to support something amazing and fun for kids. 