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Rewrite the ending to the story of Snow White in three different ways. Be humorous and creative in the retellings!
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Snow White has been a fairytale retold thousands of times since it appeared in the 1812 original Brothers Grimm stories. However, the consensus across each retold version is that Snow White winds up saved by a handsome prince while her evil stepmother is doomed to death. 

The best-retold fairytales often have humorous elements, so here are three funny, clever, unique retellings of the end of Snow White. 

•	Snow White woke with a start, realizing that her life as a raven-haired, crimson-lipped beauty had been a dream. She sighed and ran her hands through her ginger hair, which she kept cut into a curly faux mohawk. She checked the messages on her dating app, then dragged herself out of bed to start another day as an NYC waitress. As the pigeons outside cooed, she rolled her eyes and shut the window, thankful for reprieve and peace from those godforsaken singing birds. 

•	Snow White felt the press of the prince’s lips on hers, urging her to wake from her poisoned slumber. She cracked her eyelids to get a good look at him, cringed internally, and pretended to snore. She intended to keep up the sleeping charade until the royal creeper left her alone. 

•	Snow White was always a step ahead of her evil stepmother. She had been building her immune system against poisoned apples in anticipation of what the old, bitter woman may try next. Now was her chance for vengeance while the witch thought she had incapacitated Snow White. Gathering a crossbow and a bag of poisoned apples, she set off for her stepmother’s castle, smiling to herself as she heard the clop of hooves from the passing prince. She didn’t need anyone else to save her. 