system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Compile a short story (no paragraph # limit) about a parrot named Fred whose owners realized "he" was a "she" when Fred was thirty-five years old.
gpt
There was once a family who owned a parrot named Fred who lived to be thirty-five years old. He was a beautiful bird with brightly colored feathers that could talk, laugh, sing, and dance. Fred was their family pet and always provided the best entertainment daily. He would repeat hilarious things said by family members and always ask for snacks. Fred would shout "Hey, Patricia!!!!" Patricia was his human mother. His favorite song to dance to was "Everybody Dance Now." When he felt like singing, his song of choice was "Livin' on a Prayer." The family adored him as well as any guests who dropped by. 

One day, during a visit to the vet for an examination regarding Fred's advancing age, a surprising discovery was made inadvertently. Fred was a female! The family was stunned. They couldn't believe after owning Fred for so long that "he" was a "she." All they could do was laugh hysterically about their discovery. As a result, they changed his name to "Fredrika" because it felt right to do so. This story brought joy to many relatives and family friends. A few years later, Fredrika peacefully passed away. Though a sad time, his family knew their memories of him would always make them smile on a bad day. 