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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Compose an Amazon product review for a shrink-ray gun.
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Five Out of Five! Buy this item!

It has been about a week since I received the Acme Shrink-Ray Gun that I purchased here from Amazon. I was a little hesitant because all of the reviews here are so glowing. It makes you think that some of them might be fake! I am pleased to report, though, that this product is well-deserving of its high marks.

I’ve been having some issues with ex-boyfriends going on social media and trashing me. It is so obnoxious. They say things like "She’s a weirdo," "Stay away from her," and "She talks about revenge all of the time!" And clearly, that’s not true! I talk about soap operas sometimes, too.

My first purchase of a shrink-ray gun from Amazon was a disappointment. If you look at the reviews for the Widget Company Shrink-Ray Gun (my alias is @uwillpay), you’ll see that this was a far inferior product. The degree of shrinkage on that gun was a low 75%. I’m sorry, but an ex-boyfriend who's 2 feet tall is still way too big—are you with me? I donated it to charity. It was like a kid's toy or something.

But the Acme Shrink-Ray Gun far outperformed the competition. When I waited in the shadows at Jerry’s house until he came outside with the trash, the Acme Shrink-Ray Gun got the job done! Jerry shrank from 6 feet to one inch. I’m serious, this is a great product! Well, of course, I did zap him again, and he’s probably riding on the back of a flea right now or something. But he’s not on the internet trash-talking me anymore, and that’s the main thing. You get true peace of mind with this product.

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