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Write a tweet storm about sand fleas found at the beach, including hashtags.
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1/9 Sand fleas: the tiny guests at the beach whose name terrifies beachgoers! Time to shed some light on these little critters and separate fact from fiction. #FactOrFiction #SandFleaFacts

2/9 Picture this: you're lounging at the water's edge on the beach, basking in the sun, digging your toes in the sand, when suddenly something tickles and scratches at your foot! You scream and someone says "Sand flea!". #IsNowhereSafe #AreYouSureThereAreNoSharksInThisSand

3/9 Like chameleons of the beach world, these sand-colored creatures lurk in the sand and wait for night to come out to find food. They love damp, sandy areas and can be found near shorelines, buried in the sand. #SandFleaChameleons #StealthySilentFleas

4/9 Is nowhere safe from insects? But wait, they aren't actually insects at all. They are tiny crustaceans in the same family as crabs and lobsters. #TinyLittlePinchers #WhyAreTheyNamedFleas

5/9 But why are they named fleas? They are called fleas because they jump like fleas, not because they bite you like fleas do. #WeWereDuped #JumpLikeAFleaDoes #AlsoCalledSandOrBeachHoppers

6/9 Mainly found on the coasts of North America, there are 90 different species. #SoManyFleas #NorthAmericaIsSandFleaHeaven

7/9 Found around or right above the high water mark, sand fleas hide in the day in tunnels they dig beneath the sand or under seaweed washed up on the shore. Dig in the soggy sand at the water's edge and you find this reclusive crustacean. LittleSandyAliens

8/9 The fleas come out at night to search for their food, typically organic materials produced by organisms decomposing. #YummyDeadThings #TheFleasComeOutAtNight

9/9 Next time you go to the beach, dig up a sand flea or two. They don't bite and you might learn something. People in Indonesia even fry and eat them. #DigAndLearn #EatAtYourOwnRisk