system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a sales pitch for light up tire valve stem caps. Use the style of a hype bro youtuber doing an ad read.
gpt
In today's video, we will explore the dankest of dank, that which is truly lit. But first, do your tires light up like a party on a Friday night? No? That's what I thought, so we need to talk about light up valve stem caps. I have them on all my whips. Check this out. Look at this light. It's straight poppin B. Let me paint a picture for you. You are driving down the street and see a fine lady. Why would she look at you? What makes you different than any other shlub out there pushing a basic whip? Probably nothing. So you can either spend a whole check buying new rims and paint for your car to stand out, or you can do like I did and buy these caps. Plus they can be programmed to light up in 12 colors. Since it is LED, these things will last years. YEARS B. 