system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
I want a story, in the form of 4 haiku, about trying and failing to solve a programming problem and eventually asking on Stack Overflow, only to have the post closed and marked as a duplicate. You can ignore small grammatical errors for the sake of the structure of your haiku.
gpt
Code is bug-riddled
So many errors in there
What did I do wrong?

Run my debugger
Step through my code line by line
Can't find the problem

Google for answers
Nothing I find seems to help
Deadline is looming

These are drastic times
Make post on Stack Overflow
Marked as duplicate 