system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write an amusing and tactless limerick about how pineapples do not belong on a pizza.
gpt
A fellow who ordered a pizza
Wanted pineapple as it was much sweet-a
But the chef was irate
So he skipped the debate
And kicked him right in the peet-a