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Hi. I'm adopting a kitten from the animal shelter and could use some advice. Write a post that talks about the best way to help my 6-week-old kitten feel comfortable in her new home. Please give me some good ideas and put a cute kitten joke in between them. She's kind of small so keep that in mind.
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What do you call a kitten bowling league? The Alley Cats.

Prepare for your kitten's arrival in advance. On the day you bring her home, have a bowl of water and a bowl of her favorite kitten crunchies waiting. Try to get the same kind of crunchies and wet food she had at the shelter. Be sure a litter box is in the same room but on the opposite side and well away from her food and sleeping area. And speaking of rooms, pick one that is quiet and kitten-proof with a place for her to hide. Remove all objects that could potentially hurt her like hair ties, string, electric wires, rubber bands, anything sharp, etc. 

What song do kittens love to hear? "Mice Mice Baby."

When you're at the shelter ready to bring her home, protect your kitten by transporting her in a cat carrier. Ask the shelter if you can keep the blanket she had in her cage while she was there. The blanket will smell like her and help reduce her stress. Be sure to use the seatbelt to secure the carrier so it can't tip or rock during the journey home.

Why are young kittens bad at making decisions? They become so purr-plexed.

When you're back home, set the carrier in her room and open the carrier door. Don't try to coax her out or, worse yet, drag her out. Give her time to get used to her new environment. Your kitten will come out when she feels it's safe. When you're both in the room together, remember to talk to her in a kind and soothing tone. Let her get used to her new surrounding and you. It's also a good idea to read a book or play on your phone and let her be. Eventually, she'll come over to you and investigate who you are. If you want to pet her, try scratching her behind her ears which is something most cats love. It won't take long for your kitten to learn she can trust you and that she is safe around you. 

Why was the kitten sent to her room? She was in a bad me-oud.