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Write a free-verse poem explaining the plot of “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” Make it as funny as possible.
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At the time of year with ghosts and ghouls
When Charlie Brown can't wait to get out of school
Is a tale that is both funny and sweet
Of the brother-sister duo Linus and Lucy

The Great Pumpkin may be coming to visit
Or Linus believes, but his friends aren’t with it
They won’t miss a chance to trick or treat
Filling their buckets with oodles of sweets

Charlie wants to be a spooky ghost
But he's a kid in a hole-filled blanket, at most
While the other children get candies and toys
Charlie Brown gets rocks and makes his iconic noise

Meanwhile, Linus and Sally have skipped trick or treat
To sit in the pumpkin patch with no candy to eat
For the rumored Great Pumpkin, they wait
But to Sally’s frustration, the squash is running late

And Snoopy, our World War I flying ace
Battles the Red Baron in a daring race
His doghouse changes into a Sopwith Camel 
Nothing is stopping this tiny mammal

And now Linus waits alone
As even Sally's going home
His faith in the Great Pumpkin is strong
Even though his friends tell him he’s wrong

The night goes on, and it seems the pumpkin is a fable
But Linus swears he'll show up next year if he's able
Charlie Brown listens to Linus’ rantings so droll
At long last, the credits roll