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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a funny advertisement for a water park (WavePlace) that recently got bad press from someone who found poo in the wave pool. Make sure to mention the poo.
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It’s hot out there! And if you’re looking for something fun and refreshing to do with your family this summer, come on down to WavePlace! 

With rides and entertainment for children of all ages and their parents, too, WavePlace has everything you need for the perfect summer day. 

As well as having a ton of fun, you can feel safe knowing that our facilities are cleaned on a daily basis, and our staff is always on the lookout for any unhygienic issues that need assessment.

So you can be sure that if we see anything, let’s say some poo, we will remove, clean, disinfect, and get you back to enjoying the rides at WavePlace in no time at all! 

Come on down! Have some good clean fun! 