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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write an 80's hair ballad about my love for my hair straightener.
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Verse 1:
When I wake up in the morning
To the bathroom sink, I go
Trusty straightener in my hand
To tame the frizz before I go
The only way to start my day
With sleek and shiny hair

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Verse 2:
Any time I'm feeling down and blue
I know exactly what to do
Heat up that straightener, plug it in
Glide it up and down my hair
Like magic, the job it does
It knows how to make me feel good

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Bridge:
Oh baby, it's not just a tool
To me, you're so much more
You are a part of me now
And I'll never let you go

Chorus:
Confident and beautiful, it's the way I feel
My love for my hair straightener
It's as strong as steel
My hair has a shiny seal
I'll never let you go
My hair straightener, oh how I love you

Outro:
Here's to you my trusty straightener
May you never break or fail
I rely on you from day to day
To make my hair slay