system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Pretend your Scrooge McDuck and write your own informal will giving away your possessions.
gpt
My name is Scrooge McDuck. I am currently of sound body and mind while writing this will. In the event of my death, I'd like to leave my earthly possessions to my relatives.  I'd like to leave all my properties divided equally among my nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie. I'd like to have my gold buried with me in my casket, or I would like to be buried directly in the gold in my vault at the bank, whichever is cheaper. I would like to leave all my planes, helicopters and other aircraft to Launchpad. I'd like to leave my automobiles to Donald Duck. All other possessions should be auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the funds then being added to my gold stash where I am buried.  