system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
I'd like you to write a short story where Superman and Batman argue about the best pizza topping when, in the end, they are called away before finishing.
gpt
Superman and Batman were enjoying a nice day off from the Justice League. Strolling around the complex together they started talking about some of their favorite foods.

"Let me tell you, Superman, nothing beats a New York-style pizza with cheese, pepperoni, and sausage. Just the right amount of toppings where you can taste them and still fold up the slice," Batman said to his pal.

Superman stopped in his tracks. "Surely you jest, Bruce. That is the most basic pizza I've ever heard of, and there isn't even a single veggie on it."

"Yeah, no veggies; that's why it's so good. What do you put on yours?"

"Well, I like broccoli."

Batman blinked a few times in quick succession. "Broccoli, you're kidding, right?"

"Well not just broccoli, I also like it with some onions and a white sauce."

"White sauce on a pizza, you're one of those guys, huh?"

"It's delicious! Trust me. There's something about how it just melds together with the crispy crust. That's another thing; it has to be crispy. Not one of those floppy New York pizzas."

"I don't even know what to say to that. You can't even fold your pizza?"

"No, of course not; who wants to fold their pizza? I like a nice cracker-style crust that crunches when you bite into it"

"Superman, my friend, that is not pizza. I don't know what that is, but it isn't pizza."

"How about this, let's fly out of here to your favorite spot and you grab two slices in your style. Then we'll fly to mine, and you give the broccoli a chance."

Batman put his hand to his chin and pondered the request. But before he could reply, an alarm sounded in the halls.  Superman, noticing Batman's flummoxed expression, gave him a nod and then they both ran down the corridor to the security room.

Reaching the bank of computers and monitors, they could see a new report of an explosion in Mumbai of a potentially alien origin.

Superman looked at Batman and said, "Well, there's no pizza in Mumbai but you better believe we're getting a slice when we're done."

"You got it," Batman replied, "Let's suit up and save the day."
