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Rewrite Macbeth Act 1, Scene 7 into modern English.
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Macbeth: If I'm going to kill the king, it's better that I do it quickly and all the better for it. If the killing of the man would kill any chance of retaliation and guilt, the better. That strike could be the be-all and end-all, but if it's not, we risk our souls. If I'm wrong, there will be consequences here and now, and not just spiritual consequences. We, who teach messy and bloody lessons, risk being taught messy and bloody lessons in our own turn, eh? That's the natural consequence, and it returns a poisoned cup back to our own mouths. After all, the king is here and trusts me twice as much--he's my king and my cousin, and he's my guest, so I should protect him from murderers, not do the murdering myself! Although he's been such a top-notch king that if he was to die, then his good deeds would pretty much guarantee his way into heaven. So there's that.

Lady Macbeth: Oh, hey, why are you acting weird and stuff?

Macbeth: Look, honestly, this has gone way too far. We're leaving it right there. The king has given me a bunch of stuff lately, and everyone thinks I'm a pretty good guy. Why would I mess that all up just when things are going so well?

Lady Macbeth: Oh, you must have been drinking, then, when you were like, 'Oh, I'm gonna' kill the king'. It's like your resolve went to sleep and woke up pale and sickly now. I guess that's how you treat your oaths, so that must be how you love, too. Are you scared to rise and grind? Are you afraid to take what you deserve? I guess you'd rather live as a coward than do what you said you would.

Macbeth: Ugh, please. I do everything that any man dares, and a greedy man is not a man at all, man.

Lady Macbeth: You used to be cool, Macbeth. Now you're just lame. So lame. Just do it, don't be a scaredy cat.

Macbeth: And what happens when Duncan catches us and peels our skin off?

Lady Macbeth: Then he catches up and peels our skin off. That's no big deal.