system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a review for a trip to underground cities in the hollow earth. Make the reviewer angry and make them have unrealistic expectations.
gpt
Go to the hollow earth cities they said. It will be a great new experience they said. Well, it wasn't. Let me start by saying that the artificial light was pathetic. It felt like LED lights were blasting my face all day. Don't get me started on the dust. I get that the city is carved out of rock, but come on. Can't they hire people to clean the air or something? The trip there was rather boring as well. They put no effort into making the tunnel nice to look at, and there was barely any legroom. I can't imagine these cities staying in business long term. I won't even talk about the fact that giants were living there. 