system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write me a tweet in l33t speak describing frustration in slow sales online.
gpt
7h353 0nL1n3 54L35 L473Ly r p41nfulLy 5L0w. 1 w15H 7h47 7h3y w0uld 5p33d up s0 1 c0uld m4k3 m0r3 m0n3y.