system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Rewrite. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Rewrite this reply as a kind and gentle response to a question from a child.

It’s getting really tiresome the fuckwittery on display in some of these questions. If you’re from England you call yourself English. Likewise if, like me, you’re from Scotland you call yourself Scottish. If you’re from Spain you call yourself Spanish. That’s kind of how it works. Why is it so bastarding difficult for people to understand?!
gpt
This is a common question. Basically, if you are from England you call yourself English. If you are from Scotland, like I am, you call yourself Scottish. It's very similar to how if someone if from Spain they say they are Spanish. It can confused people, but it's not too difficult to understand. 