system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a story that includes a line of dialogue that says, "Well, that escalated quickly." Also, use the term "snapperhead" in the story. Make it a one-paragraph story.
gpt
Once there were two men playing checkers while sitting on the porch of an old country store. Storm clouds rolled in, and one of the men commented that it looked like it was going to rain. "That's what dark clouds usually mean, Snapperhead," said the first man as his black checker jumped the other man's red one. A sudden flash of lightning filled the air with electricity as a nearby pine tree split, its branches falling precariously close to the porch and leaving the men scrambling backward in their chairs. They pushed each other aside as they rushed inside the wooden screen door of the store. The clerk at the counter stated, "Well, that escalated quickly," as thunder boomed overhead and rain suddenly gushed forth from the sky as if God himself had turned over a giant water bucket.