system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Pretend you're a Newscaster/Reporter and your town is being invaded by aliens, your scene comes on the breaking news. Make it funny and to the point but also as if you're very serious about this invasion. The town can be called Catty Corner.
gpt


We have breaking news here in Catty Corner ladies and gentlemen, please do not be alarmed but please do listen very carefully. We are in the middle of our very first alien invasion here in Catty Corner. First and foremost, we recommend locking all of your doors and your windows. Now, we are not sure whether or not that even matters, but it's good to just go ahead and secure your home in every way you can. If you hear someone knocking at your door, do NOT let them in. I repeat we're in the middle of an alien invasion in Catty Corner, so even if your child is banging on your door, yelling at you to open it, please do not. We've been told that aliens can and will sound like your children just to get inside your house. The important thing is that you are safe, and you don't want to be sorry by opening up the door thinking it's your child and instead it is an alien. Please also be aware of having any plants outside of your home, especially gardens, we are being told now that aliens are after all Catty Corner gardens and plants, so if you have one, you need to be extremely cautious of your home and securing it. As far as face coverings, you may want to double up maybe even triple up on the mask-wearing, aliens are known to spit out toxins from their gills...eh, their lungs, uh, we are not sure exactly what they have, but they do have toxins so cover up your face out there. These aliens are not giving up, they have already broken into many businesses, homes, destroyed gardens, and even our streets. We actually have an eye on their spacecraft right now, it's in the middle of Main Street with little alien guards surrounding it with laser pointers, so do not try to come outside or even look outside of your window if you live on Main Street. If they see you they are able to hurt you, so just stay inside and stay away from the windows! 
