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Rewrite this fable but with a modern setting.

THE ASS, THE LION, AND THE COCK.

An Ass and a Cock were in a shed. A hungry Lion caught sight of the Ass, and was on the point of entering the shed to devour him. But he took fright at the sound of the Cock crowing (for people say that Lions are afraid at the voice of a Cock), and turned away and ran. The Ass, roused to a lofty contempt of him for being afraid of a Cock, went out to pursue him; but when they were some distance away the Lion ate him up.
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THE HIKER, THE BEAR, AND THE BEAR SPRAY. 
A hiker walked into a thick forest with a backpack and met a hungry grizzly bear . The bear was in an ambush position and was ready to pounce. But the moment before its claws landed it caught sight of a can of bear spray hanging off the backpack. The bear was immediately reminded of the painful lesson it learned before and did a 180-degree turn in front of the hiker. The hiker, amused by the fleeting bear, dropped the backpack and started a pursuit. No longer having to worry about the bear spray, the hungry bear turned around and ate the hiker. 