system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Come up with a conversation between a man and a mime, where the man is trying to tell the mime about the bad day he is having, and is looking for advice. The tone of the conversation should be humorous given that the mime does not talk.
gpt
Man (1)/Mime (2)

1: (Sits on the bench next to 2) 
2 (Stands still, as if frozen in carbonite)
1: I'm having a rough day, bud.
2: ..........
1: Yeah, exactly.
2: ..........
1: I was hoping I could bend your ear for a bit.
2: ..........
1: Thanks. Well, here it goes. I got laid off from my job today.
2: ..........
1: Yeah, I know, bummer huh? 
2: ..........
1: Well, it was because someone ate my sub sandwich that I was leaving in the lounge refrigerator for later today. I found out who ate the sandwich and yelled at her a little too much and ended up getting called into the boss' office and was fired. Needless to say, that bummed me out.
2: ..........
1: And that's not all. After I packed up my desk, I found that my stapler (not the company's stapler) was missing from the top of my desk where I always keep it! I loved that stapler, it was a beautiful red stapler that I brought from home because the staplers in the office weren't as good quality as mine.
2: ..........
1: Well yeah, of course I was upset! I mean, it was a nice stapler!
2: ..........
1: Anyway, on my way home, I decided to get another sandwich from the store and come here to eat it on this bench. And then I saw you were here and I decided to talk with you. What do you think? Am I a lost cause?
2: (Still frozen in carbonite)
1: You mean I should just look at the bright side of life, enjoy my sandwich and have a nice walk home while I contemplate what next to do?
2: ..........
1: Wow, that is great advice! Thank you so much, Mr. Mime, I appreciate it!
2: ..........