system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a rhyming story about a not-safe-for-children Dr Seuss character who never made it to children's books
gpt
Blastin' Betsy lived in a faraway land called Warville, and she was friends with a funny fellow named Orville,
She loved to blast everything that she could, whether it was explosives, dynamite, or even fortified wood.

Those in her village thought she was a little perturbed, for all of her pranks were a little too absurd.
She'd blast for fun, joy, or for revenge. She didn't think she was insane, but maybe a little unhinged.

Pyromaniac was an understatement, she loved to blow up everything, and when her fiance broke up with her, she blew up her diamond ring.
"Everything's coming up explodey!" her catchphrase she'd proclaim loudly, she'd blast her way through life, and did it proudly.

C4, dynamite, hand grenades, and rockets, every explosive known to Warville would be found in her pockets.
With a cackle, she'd arrange her loadout, all explosives unfurled, her final goal was an apocalypse, to blow up the whole world!