system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Can you write a dialogue exchange between the manager of a music store named Marimbus and a man named Skilmps who wants the store to sell his brand new instrument, the trumpet-tar, a fusion between a trumpet and a guitar? Marimbus should be reluctant and Skilmps should be very insistent. You should make this exchange fourteen lines long and begin it when Skilmps first enters the store.
gpt
Marimbus: Hello. Welcome to my store. How may I help you today?
Skilmps: Hi! My name is Skilmps and I have an opportunity that your store cannot pass up.
Marimbus: What is that?
Skilmps: You sell musical instruments here, but your selection is boring because everybody already knows what instruments there are. I'm here offering a brand-new instrument that nobody has ever seen before.
Marimbus: That sounds interesting. What is it?
Skilmps: It is the trumpet-tar. It's a fusion of a trumpet and a guitar. That's brilliant, right?
Marimbus: I don't know if I agree. How do you play it?
Skilmps: You have to blow into the trumpet part while you strum the guitar part. It's simple.
Marimbus: I think that this seems overly complicated.
Skilmps: Your customers won't be satisfied if you don't have one. This is a novelty instrument that will be popular all over the country.
Marimbus: I don't know about that. This sounds like something people won't want.
Skilmps: Trust me, people will want this as soon as they hear about it. All you need to do is buy these from me in bulk and you'll make a lot of money from them.
Marimbus: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Skilmps: Fine. But you'll realize what you're missing out on!