system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write a poem assuming the personality of someone who has just discovered the cheesecake in their freezer has freezer burn and they're trying to rationalize eating it anyway.
gpt
Can't wait to eat the cheesecake, so delicate and light!
I'll take it from the freezer to get the temperature right.
What's that I see on my creamy dessert?
Oh, what could a few little ice crystals hurt?