system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Brainstorm. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
I am writing a completely fictional book about the first five presidents. I want to change their last names to something similar but funny. Please give me an idea for each. I don't need anything other then the names listed.
gpt
I can help you with that! Here are some fictional names for the first five presidents:

1. George Washingmachine
2. John Adamsapple
3. Thomas Heiferson
4. James Madatson
5. James Monroeyourboat