system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Rewrite. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Rewrite these inspirational quotes in a pirate's voice.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. ―Chinese Proverb
Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it. Sauté it. Whatever. MAKE. —Joss Whedon
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.” ―Theodore Roosevelt
We dream of having a clean house, but who dreams of doing the cleaning?
You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours.” ―Herb Brooks
gpt
Ye should know, the best time to bury this coffer one fathom deep was 20 years ago. 
Pillage it, plunder it, scuttle it, flog it. Whatever. Heave Ho!
Keep ye eyes on the spyglass, matey and ye sea legs on the ship.
Me dreams of having a clean deck, but who dreams of swabbing?
Ye were born to be a pirate, ye were meant to be on this clipper. This booty is for ye.