system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write me a short story about a zombie who doesn't understand why people are afraid of him. Write in the first person. The story doesn't need an ending. The story should have a sad tone but be kind of funny.
gpt
Life as a zombie is really hard. I can't move quickly. My skin falls off randomly. I get the weirdest food cravings. But maybe the worst part of all is the loneliness. I don't really have any friends. Every time I try to make a new friend they run away screaming. And I mean, I get it. I know the stereotypes about zombies. But I swear I'm not like that. I only eat animals, no people. Okay maybe a couple of people, but they gave me no choice. Chasing me around with hammers and baseball bats. They were really mean. Honestly, probably better for everyone that they aren't around anymore.

And I mean, I guess I could hang with the other zombies. But they're such a drag to be around. All they ever talk about is brains. Seriously, you'd think it's the only word in their vocabulary with how often they bring it up. I'll be like "Hey guys, did anybody catch the game last night?", and they'll reply with a riveting response like "BRAINSSS". Scintillating conversation truly. It's truly like playing tennis with a wall. No matter how smart you think you are they always get the last word in.

I guess maybe I'm just different from other zombies. Sure I get the odd craving for rotten flesh every now and again, but who doesn't? Okay, so maybe most people don't. But that doesn't mean I'm some kind of monster. I want to engage in conversations that aren't about brains and tell jokes and go to bars and hit on girls. But I guess I'm just destined to wander alone. 