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Write a 3 paragraph short story from the perspective of Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld about going to a Yankees game and getting kicked out.
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So there I was, minding my own business with Jerry when Newman comes barging into my room like always. "Hello Jerry," he said with his devious grin getting bigger. "Listen, I got three tickets to the Yankees game tonight; you want in?" I quickly replied, "I'm in, daddio." Jerry said, "I'll pass Newman." with a condescending look on his face. That Jerry is always a life sucker.

I'm sitting in my seat next to Newman at the game when all of a sudden, a hot dog gets thrown at my head. "I'm getting attacked by weiners, Newman!" I yelled out. I turn around to see none other than my good pal Bob Sacamano. He says "How's about it, Kramer, those Yankees stink!" "You son of a gun!" I yelled out to him. The people between us started getting angry, ya know? So I stuck my hand out and said, "Alright, alright settle down now. You all aren't the ones who have $100 on this game." Newman looked at me with that 'why are you gambling' stare. I just looked at him and said, "Gotta let it ride. Giddy up!"

Bob Sacamano came down to our row to sit with us since Newman had the extra ticket. Meanwhile, the Yankees are down 9-2 in the 8th inning. I finally had enough and yelled up to Steinbrenner's box. "Hey Steinbrenner, your river water hot dogs are worth more than these bums you're paying. Little did I know, I was sitting in front of the father of the shortstop. Well, he didn't take too kindly to what I had to say. Let's just say the popcorn went flying, and the crowd was out of control! Long story short, I'm not allowed at a Yankees game until next season. 