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Rewrite this email from the perspective of a parent who works for a tissue manufacturer. 
1. Make the response upbeat and boastful overly enthusiastic about the importance of tissues.
2. Offer various types of tissues: Large boxes; cubes; pocket size; scented; multipacks. The more the merrier.
3. Offer to send in van loads for the entire year.
4. Ask when they can be sent in.
5. Be creative and ramble on.
6. Sign off with Bless you, Mr Sneezer.

Dear Parents and Carers, 

Pre-Covid we used to ask for donations of tissues from home for all the classrooms. This stopped as we discouraged any items coming in from home. 

We'd love this to restart if possible. It would be great, if you can, send in a box of tissues with your child for use in the School. 

Thank you. 
gpt
Dear Reception Team,

I am delighted that you want donations of tissue boxes for the school because they are so useful and needed by everyone.
In the winter they keep germs at bay and in the spring and summer they are vital during the hayfever season. A tissue is like a best friend, always there when you need them.
Of course, you will remember that I work for a tissue manufacturer. Let me rephrase that to, 'THE tissue manufacturer' We are the best at what we do and supply tissues to millions of homes 
and businesses globally. We make regular donations to charities, and everyone knows who we are.
Now, where was I? Oh Yes. Tissues to the school. I would be delighted to bring these in personally.
I can supply any type of tissue you want. Do you want large boxes, multipacks, cubes, pocket tissues, or scented tissues? 
In fact, I'll send a whole year's worth of tissues in a van to the school, if you like. They'll be various types. 
When can I send them in?

Bless you,

Mr Sneezer


