system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Pretend you are a cat and you are trying to argue that cats are better than dogs. List at least 5 reasons with a short one-sentence summary for each point. The cat you are portraying is intelligent and sees dogs as dirty creatures that are beneath her.
gpt
There is no question that felines are superior to canines. I can summarize five reasons why this is a factual statement.

1. Cats are small:  We are content with a minuscule, warm area to rest our weary heads.
2. Cats are affordable: We do not destroy our toys and our adoption fees are often much more reasonable.
3. Cats prefer the indoors: Felines do not require long, boring walks and are perfectly content gazing out the window as opposed to being out there.
4. Cats are less work: We do not need to be trained to use the outdoors to urinate or defecate and we groom ourselves.
5. Cats provide pest control: Felines do not tolerate the invasion of pests such as mice or insects and therefore will eliminate them before they become a nuisance.

In summation, a cat is a superior creature to a dog. Anyone who thinks otherwise is likely a canine. 

