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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a news report with Rose Nylund as the anchor reporting on a MMA Fight while she babbles on about St Olaf.
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Good evening, I'm Rose Nylund, and welcome to our exciting live coverage of the MMA fight. 

In the red corner, we have Dustin Poirier, who reminds me a bit of a young, strapping Bjorn Larson, the town blacksmith in St. Olaf. In the blue corner, we have the reigning champion, Conor McGregor, who reminds me of a dear friend of mine from St. Olaf, Olaf Olafson. He was a gentle giant, but when he got riled up, let me tell you, he was a force to be reckoned with!

Now, I remember my great-grandfather, Olaf, was a boxer. He had an incredible right hook and used to knock out his opponents in the first round. One time, he was up against a fighter who was twice his size, but Olaf had a secret weapon - his lucky rabbit's foot. He rubbed it before every fight for luck, and it never failed him. Sure enough, in the third round, he landed a lucky punch and knocked out the giant. It was a St. Olaf miracle!

Oh, the fight has started and they are really going at it. It's hard to tell who has the upper hand. Wait, Poirier is throwing some powerful punches, but Mcgregor is dodging them like a St. Olaf resident dodges questions about lutefisk. Oh my, Poirier took down McGregor with a move that I can only describe as a "hootenanny flipper." I remember once in St. Olaf, we had a hootenanny, and one of the guests tried to do a flip, but he ended up landing on the buffet table and knocking over all the pickled herring. It was a real mess, but it looks like McGregor is going to be okay.

The fight is getting intense now, and the crowd is getting into it. They're cheering and shouting like they're at a St. Olaf snowman-building contest. McGregor is gaining the upper hand. He's landed a few good blows, and Poirier is looking rough.

Oh, and there it is! McGregor landed a knockout blow, and the crowd is going wild! It's sure has been an exciting night, and I'm sure my great-grandfather Olaf would be proud of these two fighters. 

Reporting live from the octagon, I'm Rose Nylund, reminding you to always keep your lucky rabbit's foot close at hand.