system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a parody of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” about a discouraged parent who wants their picky eater child to eat their vegetables. Write it from the parent’s perspective.
gpt
He told me, “Don’t you bring those veggies round here” 
“Don’t wanna see those carrots, make them disappear” 
Disgust is in his eyes and his words are really clear 
Please eat it, just eat it

You better try, you better eat what you can
But please don’t spit it up, just chew it little man
If you wanna be strong, better eat what you can
So eat it, but you wanna be mad


Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Starting now to feel defeated
Tells me they’re yucky and wants to start fights 
It doesn't matter to him if I’m right
Just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it)

They're so good for you, better eat what you can
If you don’t eat those peas you’re on a tablet ban
You wanna be strong, better eat what you can
So eat it, just eat it

I have to show him that I’m really not scared
He’s playin' with his health, this ain't no truth or dare
He’ll kick me, then then he’ll shout and
Then say “this is not fair”
Just eat it, but you wanna be mad

Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Starting now to feel defeated
Tells me they’re yucky and wants to start fights 
It doesn't matter to him if I’m right


Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Starting now to feel defeated
Tells me they’re yucky and wants to start fights 
It doesn't matter to him if I’m right
Just eat it (eat it, eat it, eat it)
Eat it (eat it, eat it)

Eat it (eat it, eat it)
Eat it (eat it, eat it)

Eat it (eat it, eat it)

Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Starting now to feel defeated
Tells me they’re yucky and wants to start fights 
It doesn't matter to him if I’m right (right)

Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Starting now to feel defeated (please help)
Tells me they’re yucky and wants to start fights 
It doesn't matter to him if I’m right 