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write an outline of different intake levels of caffeine from the perspective of caffeine carl who loves caffeine
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Hi there! I'm Caffeine Carl.

I love caffeine. Caffeine is love. Caffeine is life! There are so many forms of it. I can't get enough! Sometimes it makes me all dizzy and such. But man, the rush of being fueled is like nothing else!

Let's start with the basics and move up from there. Hahah. I get giddy thinking about all the forms of caffeine. Let me make another pot, and we'll get started!

• Trace amounts (0-10mg): decaffeinated coffee or tea. These will still have a tiny bit, but maybe 5% of the caffeine of a cup's worth. I never drink this stuff!
• Baby mode (10-20mg): chocolate and tea. Both of them contain some morsels of caffeine, it's true. Those sensitive to the stuff should probably stay away. Who knew a Hershey's bar could give you a buzz?
• Startin' to feel it (20-60mg): black teas, chai, and a few others. Not as strong as the old bean juice, but might do something for ya! This is the kind of stuff I drink when winding down for the day. Haha!
• The real stuff (70-150mg): coffee! Pretty much a baseline of measurement for caffeine with 80-120mg of caffeine per cup. It's about the same in serving amounts for espresso, iced coffee, Americanos, and lattes.
• Harder. Stronger (150-230mg): stronger coffee! Coffee, such as the way Starbucks brews it, is made with less water and will have more caffeine. Also, cold brews (the ones you sit in the fridge overnight) will be around this range too. Yum!
• Kickin' and Screamin'! (250-400mg): the strongest energy drinks will reach this. For example, a 24 oz big can of Monster will have 240mg! A 16 oz can of Bang Energy is 300mg as well! Now that'll be a rush!
• Carl's Choice (400-500mg+): Kaffn8 Liquified Caffeine contains 300 mg in only 1 oz of drink! Take 1-2 of these and you'll be livin' fast! It probably will cause you some nausea, headache, or dizziness. But I love livin' life like that, baby! Bring on the energy!