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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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write an analysis of some silly fake verses in the bible that never existed and what they meant
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Arr Andbe 2:20: There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on! | This appears to be a reference in worship with rhythm and blues and everybody getting down on the dance floor!

Exclamations 11:72: When thou is angry, thou shall scream at the highest places, "Gosh darn it!" | This is a clear instruction to not use the Lord's name in vain.

Nathan 4:20: Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left-hand side. | This appears to reference passing a small mobile Dutch oven around in order to continue to eat and share food with friends.

Republican 5:12: Vote red to protect our rifles! | This is a controversial verse that leaves scholars scratching their heads. However, it is now accepted as canon within the sacred texts.

Journey 1:3: Don't stop believing! Hold on to the feeling! | This appears to be an uplifting verse that would strengthen the spirit of those reading it.