system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Please write a short story about a showdown between a lobster and a crab, write in the style of a western and make it no longer than two paragraphs.
gpt
The sun rose high into the sky, it was nearly noon. The crab stepped out of the saloon with his revolver fixed to his hip, he stared down the street and caught a glimpse of the lobster entering the town. The lobster had vengeance in his eyes and his pistol was drawn.  Jumping down off of his horse the lobster yelled, 'Crab, this town ain't big enough for the both of us! 'You got that right,' responded the crab.

Quick as a flash both crustaceans raised their weapons and let the bullets fly. A moment later two crumpled heaps lay on the ground. The townspeople were delighted that these scourges of their town had both been eliminated.