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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a formal email trying to convince someone that cats are better than dogs, when they've had bad experiences with cats in the past.  Make it two paragraphs plus opening and closing, and don't mention dogs by name.
gpt
Dear Sir,

I'm writing in an attempt to convince you to change your preference regarding common house pets to cats. I know that in the past you have had many positive experiences with the other most common pet animal, the one I will not mention. I am aware that many people find them companionable, and fun to play with. Others, however, find them messy, loud, smelly and destructive. Cats are none of these things. They are clean, quiet, respectful and polite. I also understand that you have had bad experiences with cats which have made you dislike them. However, there are many cats that are perfectly pleasant to be around.

Many cats are faithful and loyal companions who will quietly seek out your company and sit by you purring while you accomplish everyday tasks. Those other pets I mentioned constantly, loudly, demand attention. A cat would never stoop to this level. Please consider these arguments and get back to me as soon as you can.

Sincerely,
A cat lover