system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write a poem about the injustice of putting pineapple on pizza. The poem should be at least five lines.
gpt
WHO DARES put pineapple on pizza?
WHO DARES put pineapple on pizza?
A fruit with some sauce,
Makes one man a bit cross,
The bitter sentiment,
A delivery predicament,
WHO DARES put pineapple on pizza?