system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Write me ten tweets that sound like they were written by Elon Musk. Some should be funny and it's ok if they are self-deprecating. They can be jokes about him not wanting to be a CEO. Make them a little unrealistic.
gpt
1. I believe AI is the future.

2. I fired all of my employees so I could hire them again with better benefits and pay, that was my plan the whole time.

3. I do not believe in PR disasters, I am the boss of this Tesla castle and I make my own rules. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

4. You can do remote work if you can fly yourself to work by remote control.

5. Mars is the next Earth, that's why I intend to make it livable before I destroy it.

6. See me on the next Joe Rogan podcast, I promise to do nothing controversial!

7. I hope to become famous someday, I think I'll get there.

8. I use Twitter for business purposes only, but the attention is nice too.

9. Jack Dorsey is a great CEO. I definitely couldn't do a better job.

10. I hope one day to fuse with a computer. That is on my bucket list.