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You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
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Write a silly rhyming Dr Seuss style song about Cheesy Chester, a boy who loved cheese and shared his love and passion for cheese with the world. Bad ending
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[INTRO]

Cheesy Chester was a boy from Dairyville who really, really, loved cheese.
He’d always look forward to the next time eating it, and used manners like ‘please’.

Cheesy Chester was a dairy fan, with always a block of the stuff in view.
He ate so many cheesy puffs that his fingertips were stained with an orange hue!

[CHORUS]

Monterrey, Colby, Pepper Jack, and Swiss
They sounded, to him, like pure bliss.

Gouda, White, American, and Cheddar
The magic coagulation of milk, there’s nothing better!

[VERSE]

Cheesy Chester was born and raised with some cheese in his milk bottle,
And when he was an infant, he’d eat whole blocks and waddle.

Shredded cheese was his confetti, and his cakes were made of cheese cream,
Any party he ever held was always cheese-themed.

[CHORUS]

Monterrey, Colby, Pepper Jack, and Swiss
They sounded, to him, like pure bliss.

Gouda, White, American, and Cheddar
The magic coagulation of milk, there’s nothing better!

[OUTRO]

Cheesy Chester grew big and tall, a handsome businessman.
He’d opened up businesses and capitalized on being a cheese fan.

But alas, at one of his fancy events, his greasy body dropped.
His poor arteries were so blocked that his old heart just stopped.