system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Come up with the voiceover for a commercial advertising a new prescription drug designed to treat patients diagnosed with the fictional disorder "Cheetos syndrome". Make the tone of the commercial seem serious, but make the content silly and humorous.
gpt
Feeling down? Feeling a little cheesy? Feeling like the crunchiness of everyday life will never end? Get Cheetoza. Cheetoza is for those who suffer from the disorder "Cheetos Syndrome," a debilitating disorder that affects hundreds of thousands of people around the world. Symptoms of Cheetos Syndrome include:

- Cheesy, orange fingers
- Orange gums and teeth
- Spontaneous shouting of the phrases "It ain't easy being cheesy!" "It's the cheese that goes CRUNCH!" and "Ooohh...dangerously cheesy!"
- Dressing like a furry cheetah while wearing sunglasses indoors

If you or anyone you know suffers from symptoms of Cheetoza, consider talking with a doctor.

* Disclaimer:

* Not for use by children under the age of 12 or senior citizens above the age of 70. Call your doctor if you have any of the symptoms of Cheetos Syndrome, as this may not necessarily be indicative of Cheetos Syndrome but may indicate a more serious condition. Discontinue Cheetoza if you experience any of the following symptoms: a strong desire to eat corned beef sandwiches with a side of french fries, the sudden ability to play basketball at a professional level without previous training or experience, superhuman sight or hearing, invisibility, or spontaneous combustion.