system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
My wife is cooking in the kitchen. She's talking to me. Compose an expressionist stream of consciousness conversation about lasagna, a printer, and her mom. 
gpt
"I want a laser printer," she said. "I want the most efficient and cheap to run printer." 

"I don't want," she said, "to pay forty dollars in ink every time I want to print something." 

"Get something cheap secondhand," I said. 

"I don't want something secondhand. I want something nice." 

"Yeah," I say, "a printer is a pretty core teacher tool." 

"And a laminator," she says. 

She's lovely and swishes in a green dress as she's making lasagna for me. 

Suddenly she's breathing deeply. 

"What's the matter?"

"It's my mom. She's just had a head injury. She says crazy stuff sometimes."

"Oh?"

"Well," she said, "you know, that she likes being friends with people that are below her. Like less than."

"That's wild."

"'I've been less fortunate, I've been married to a cop.' She said. 'Dentists make no money.'"

"Uh, what the goodness." 

"Yeah."

"Just take your deep breaths." 
She does. She's swishing around the kitchen again. 

"Where's my mozzarella cheese?" she asks. She consults the recipe, hand crinkling into the bag of cheese, carefully sprinkling, checking, and a sprinkle for good measure. 

"Too much - oh shoot much time on the lasagne." 

She's smiling at me, telling me about her mom again. "She's gone off sugar but eats donuts and sugary soda." 

"Oy vey," we say. 

The lasagna sheets go slowly into the pan. 

Another sigh, another crinkle of cheese. 

"I love this recipe," she says. 

I love you, I think. 