system
You are a chatbot acting as a human, specialising in Generation. Give a response that a human will want to hear.
human
Can you write a short story about a man discovering a bird that can talk? Write it in first person.
gpt
I was just sitting on my back steps having a beer, thinking about not thinking about work. 
Then I heard this voice: "Get in my beak, worm!" 
I stiffened, and instinctively asked, "Huh?" 
"I wasn't talking to you," it replied. 
I looked around trying to figure out where the person was and why they were talking about having a beak. Finally, I realized I'd have to get up. As I got near a tree, I heard softer muttering above me, "That's alright, there are caterpillars up here."
"Who are you?" I ask. "What are you?"
The voice raised again, "Still talking to me? I'm a bird, alright?"
"Oh! How do you talk?" I looked up into the tree, trying to see it. I did kind of make out part of its featheriness. 
It turned around, and I could see it clearly, a Robin. A real Robin, like one I've seen countless times. "I don't know. How do you?"
I shrugged. "Well, I don't know. I just have never seen a talking bird before. Heard."
It looked at me with frustration, but not surprise, "So, you assume we can't?"