ll never be your best man again stand up g visibly m returning she s coming now look out when the music starts there s the organ beginning to bride steps out of at church door g catches a glimpse of her and takes heart organ � the voice that breathed o er that earliest marriage day the marriage blessing it hath not passed away m watching g by jove he is looking well didn t think he had it in him g how long does this hymn go on for m it will be over directly anxiously beginning to and hold on and think o the regiment g i say there s a big brown crawling up that wall with any amazement m my mother the last stage of bride comes up to left of altar lifts her eyes once to g who is suddenly smitten mad g b himself again and again little s a woman � a woman and i thought she was a little girl m a whisper form the halt � inward wheel g mechanically and the ceremony proceeds only unto her as long as ye both shall live g his throat useless ha � m say you will or you won t there s no second deal here bride gives response with perfect coolness and is given away by the father g thinking to show his learning jack give me away now quick m you re given yourself away quite enough her right hand man repeat repeat philip have you forgotten your own name g through which bride a tremor m now the ring follow the don t pull off my glove here it is great he s found his voice g in a voice to be heard to the end of the church and turns on his heel m desperately rein back back to your troop t half legal yet � joined together let no man put asunder with any amazement g with fear after blessing m quickly on your own front � one length take her with you i don t come you ve nothing to say g up to altar m in a piercing rattle meant to he a whisper kneel you stiff i kneel whose daughters are ye so long as ye do well and are not afraid with any amazement m dismiss break off left wheel all troop to they sign m kiss her g rubbing the ink into his glove eh at m taking one pace to bride if you don t i shall g an arm not this journey general kissing in which g is pursued by unknown female g faintly to m this is can i wipe my face now m my responsibility has ended better ask g as though shot and procession is out of to house where usual take place over the m at table up with you they expect a speech g after three minutes agony ha � of applause m good for a first attempt now go and change your while mamma is weeping over � the g m starts with any amazement up tearing his hair it s not half legal where are the shoes get an at ah captain done gone band all the m sword woman produce those shoes i some one lend me a bread knife we mustn t crack s head more than it is heel off white satin arid puts up his sleeve where is the bride to the company at large be tender with that rice it s a heathen custom give me the big bag bride slips out quietly into and towards the sunset m in the open stole away by jove i so much the worse for here he is now this u be than where s your horse g furiously seeing that the women are out of where the is my wife m half way to by this time you ll have to ride like young horse comes round on his hind legs refuses to let g handle him g oh you will will you get round you brute � you � you beast i get round horse s head over nearly breaking lower jaw himself into saddle and sends home both spurs in the midst of a gale of best m for your life and your love � ride � and god bless you i throws half a pound of rice at g who with any amazement bowed forward on the saddle in a cloud of dust m i ve lost old lights and off singing � you may it on his you may cut it on his card that a young man married is a young man miss from her horse really captain you are more plain spoken than polite m aside they say marriage is like wonder who ll be the next victim white satin from his sleeve and falls at his feet left wondering the garden of and ye shall be as � gods scene � grass plot at hack of the overlooking little wooded valley on the left glimpse of the dead forest of on the rights hills in background line of the captain now three weeks a husband is smoking the pipe of peace on a rug in the sunshine and tobacco on rug overhead the mrs g comes out of mrs g my husband g lazily with intense enjoyment eh at say that again mrs g i ve written to mamma and told her that we shall be back on the th g did you give her my love mrs g no i kept all that for myself sitting down by his side i thought you wouldn t mind g with mock i object ly how did you know that it was yours to keep mrs g i guessed g lit i mrs g i be called those sporting pet names bad boy g you ll be called anything i choose has it ever occurred 