the of in his turn his mind with pain from the greek to give them his best attention which under the circumstances was very good and coming upon the vice s s with the g s of no two he at once concluded that jones must needs be the man for the s while his own inability to understand him he set down to the same cause which rendered himself incapable of with anything else � the his g was accordingly inscribed opposite to the others making an array of approbation strong for the fortunate jones that and how jones got the english verse young man therefore obtained the and in the house to a brilliant audience of wondering but attired ladies his upon the northern lights and brown was nowhere when however the three met at some social entertainment shortly afterwards and the bonds of official reserve had got relaxed the following conversation arose � why said the vice to no three did you and your brother professor there put a g opposite to that insane of mr jones s v no three who was as usual among the had to himself before he could reply so no two anticipated him why you put a g yourself mr vice you know you did a sir sir responded that in a contemptuous tone i thought it sheer madness i put a q sir � a q for meaning that i could not for the life of me understand what the young man meant and that was how jones got the english verse places double tt h is it that stands to the streets of london who is it that in so many cases in answer to the solemn question name this street i suppose it is some assemblage whose heads being laid together are said to constitute a board a board of works is it good then all i have to say with respect to that august body is this that it is not a board of works of the imagination its total want of originality in is most remarkable victoria but above au form its round of ideas not less signal is its perfect indifference to the of the second word or � street and place are with it terms a short cross street gets the name of road equally with a great outlet from town most of its are double rowed streets running up hill after all i am not sure if i should not the charge of want of imagination for in some of these there is a comic character which if designed would considerable powers in that special line the great mystery however is as to the of double we have everything and everywhere why must there be in every province of london a full suit of � street place terrace road � when a of or even would be so refreshing now who is this who is thus permitted to confer street immortality is his own name is he a native of or eager to honour the place of his birth or does the repetition of the word spring from some special devotion of his for a member of the royal if the first may her gracious majesty the queen be pleased to listen to the prayer of a thousand and grant him permission to assume by letters patent the names and arms all the public houses are called arms of or anything else if the second let do her duty and fetch her devoted son from london creating him town mayor or what she will he has made himself ridiculous enough i am sure to have the very highest honours that any town can bestow if the third let him temper his loyalty with discretion for he loves not wisely but too well the duke of while he lived was a most innocent prince why being dead should he be made thus the writer of this brief but paper is one of his many victims i live in one of his double and suffer accordingly tired and exhausted i leave the house of lords or after a prolonged debate or the city after a financial meeting of partners or the law courts after a wearisome case or messrs and s after eleven hours work as manager � for what matters my social since there is no position in life double in one or other of the � and crawling into a cab i my direction and fall asleep i am awakened by the of the in a totally unknown region the princess of china could scarcely have been more shocked and astonished upon finding herself in the apartment of prince now then sir what s your number asks the impatient i lift the little trap door and enter into my good man what is this place i want to go to veiy distinctly well and ain t this here one on it is the of the over again i am right but so also the nothing therefore remains but to another on em by keeping my eyes about me and my finger on the trap door i may now possibly arrive as it were by telegraph at my right destination but should i once into security i get into another region of double and all the work has to be done over again the therefore to whom i do not wish to apply any epithet me of a part of twenty pounds a year of unnecessary cab hire he does not actually get the money it is true but it is so much tribute paid to his i have not a very high opinion of his sagacity and even think it quite probable that he may be returned to every afternoon as soon as the business of the board is finished but i do not believe he is so as to live in anything himself one s own messages and visitors and and are 