my mind long ago about it c the i s suddenly returning indignant i say they re letting in all sorts of people � and so on � at that other door can t that sir this ain t the other door � you should speak to them about the i s well i have � and they told me to come here i general amidst which he in disgust a small office boy with a strip of paper tied with red kin i see sir a moment sir alfred ain t in this court � he s engaged in another case the o b is do � it s important � you better in i tell yer send in a message for yer if that ll do the o b says it doesn t signify and young artful thinks he ll in and spend his dinner hour there � but he don t l the m m has been examining his card under a i say i ve just found out that it wasn t please wait that mr wrote on my card � it s admit a general of incredulity first w w to second w w ingenious � but a trifle transparent that eh his friend smiles the m m roused do you mean to suggest that i � he first w w oh not at all � i was speaking to my friend here on the threshold of but you really must allow that if any preference is shown at it should be given � and of right � to members of the bar chorus from the other yes they ve stood here nearly as long as you have you must wait your turn like the rest of us no ere we ve got as much right to go in as you if ta wants you admitted over our heads let him come and let you in himself if � j one goes in first it ought to be � well it ain t much consequence gentlemen for i can t let none of you in at present the m m with suppressed rage wonders if it is worth while to mention that he happens to be a himself and wishes to enter for t ie serious and legitimate purpose of collecting material for an essay he is on the abuse of cross examination to t ie nineteenth century on reflection thinks he had better not as the crowd in court is again clear the way there court rising � counsel coming out ah this is mr the white and all now we shall see they regard the m m with triumph mr passing out and the m m why my dear mutton won t they let you in here come along with me he passes his arm through the m m s walks with him to tlie other door murmurs a request for his admission and the next t ie m m is safe in the haven of his desire the other looking after him well of all the brazen impudence they are swept aside by t ie of emerging counsel spectators c and re to find the doors as closed against them as ever the threaten to write to the law times on the subject and are regarded with admiration by the rest as of popular rights boat race day the reader will kindly imagine that he has crossed bridge and is being carried along by a stream of towards the banks are already occupied � it still wants half an to the time fixed for the start � by a triple row of t te more patient and prudent spectators on t te left of path various more or less shady characters have established their and are doing t best to the first shady character over a coloured board with a revolving and not index three to one any colour you like fairest game in the world tm a tm a pop it on you two � a couple of shop boys � pop it on in was your colour � and it if a cap sure enough m a this time try it again t do blue s your fancy this turn my lord and green it is good for ever i twenty can play at this game as well as one don t be afraid o yer luck � ave another go red did you put your on and it s again � and you lose the pass on � with empty pockets fairest game in the world second s c who has been conducting a confidence from a and egg box well i you re all satisfied and if you ain t � candidly � it don t make no difference to me for i m � these premises is down fur alterations he gets off the shoulders the egg box and in search of fresh a now all you who are fond of a bit o fun and amusement jest you stop and invest a penny in this little article i am now about o boat race day to to your notice to make yer in the and practice of in the small space of five seconds and a and i think you ll agree with me as it ain t possible to become an expert at a smaller expense than the sum of one penny ere i old in my and a simple little machine of a small sheet of in a gilt frame i ve been five and forty one times never been bit by a mad dog in my life and all these articles have been thoroughly before leaving the factory therefore you ll agree with me you needn t be afraid o catching the they tell me it s nearly died out now � and no wonder with a cure for it � but this article is a certain remedy all you ve got to 