 forwarded by rob windsor windsor warthog com forwarded by shirley baer forwarded by cjwNUMBER forwarded by joe allie greenough there were four buddies golfing and the first guy said i had to promise my wife that i would paint the whole outside of the house just to go golfing the second guy said i promised my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her the third guy said you guys have it easy i promised my wife that i would build her a new deck they continued to play the hole then the first guy said to the fourth guy what did you have to promise your wife the fourth guy replied i didn t promise anything all the guys were shocked how did you do it he replied it s simple i set the alarm clock for NUMBER NUMBER then i poked my wife and asked golf course or intercourse and she said wear your sweater 