The guy's guide to dating, getting hitched, and surviving the first year of marriage /
Crider, Michael R.
Cambridge, Mass. : Da Capo Press,
c2007.
Introduction: Men are from bars, women are from Versace -- Finders keepers -- The maiden voyage -- Puppy dogs and ice cream : the nauseating days of baby talk and "no, I love you more!" -- My parents, my nervous girlfriend, and masturbating astronauts -- Open mouth, insert foot -- Pop goes the question -- Lotta ching-ching for the bling-bling -- The game plan (aka: plotting your own demise) -- Like a cartoon penguin in a monkey suit -- The gift that keeps on giving until you exchange it for something you really want -- The lost weekend -- It's a nice day for a white wedding (with apologies to Billy Idol) -- The reception : booze, the bride, and blue balls -- The honeymooners -- And in this corner -- Settling down : the slow and inevitable crawl to "happily ever after".
Man-woman relationships.
Dating (Social customs)
Marriage.
Men