Two margarines and other domestic dilemmas! : John Shuttleworth's guide to everyday life.
Shuttleworth, John,author.
Chapter 1 The Delicate Art of Opening the Curtains -- Chapter 2 One Cup of Tea is Never Enough (Incorporating Microwave Misery) -- Chapter 3 Bad Bathroom Behaviour (and How to Avoid It) -- Chapter 4 Serial Cereal Eater -- Chapter 5 Crumbs, There's No Crumb Tray! -- Chapter 6 Ken's Kitchen Krisis! -- Chapter 7 Hey, Have You Seen My Wife? (Dishwasher Dilemmas) -- Chapter 8 Too Early for a Late (and Other Coffee Quandaries) -- Chapter 9 Let's Go Shopping! -- Chapter 10 God Bless the Fleece -- Chapter 11 Unaccompanied Lady (The Art of Lettuce Spinning) -- Chapter 12 Dining Dilemmas (Have You Seen My Wife? Part 2) -- Chapter 13 Eating Out -- the Easy Option? -- Chapter 14 Kip, Tip or Pingpong? -- Chapter 15 The Lawn Needs Mowing, but I Need a Nap (and Other Exterior Dilemmas) -- Chapter 16 Smells Like White Spirit -- Chapter 17 Two Margarines (the Ultimate Dilemma?) -- Chapter 18 You Can't Go Back to Savoury Now (or Can You?) -- Chapter 19 Toothbrush Troubles -- Chapter 20 Here Comes Midweek! (How to Escape Domestic Dilemmas Entirely) -- Chapter 21 Bed Room and Ticks.