Zombies for zombies : advice and etiquette for the living dead : the world's bestselling program for the recently bitten /
Murphy, David P.,1955-
Heard, Daniel,ill.
Naperville, Ill. : Sourcebooks,
c2009.
Includes filmography: p. [235]-239.
"A parody"--Cover.
"Completely revised and updated since the containment zone disaster"--P. [4] of cover.
Who moved my brains? : the provo virus and you! -- The 14 habits of highly effective zombies : etiquette and behavior -- The courage to medicate : your pharmaceutical options -- Interlude : tales from the horde : terror at Lake Romney -- You are who you eat -- Reboot camp : exercise and you -- You can heal your post-life : care and grooming -- Interlude : welcome to Scarlet Shores! -- Change your clothes, change your post-life : America's next top zombie -- The koma sutra : wake up your sex life! -- What color is your unitard? : the dead can kinda dance! -- Interlude : tales from the horde : black meat -- Tao te cha-ching! : a wealth of spirituality in the post-life -- The road less shambled : get on with the future -- Brain soup for the soul : gut-warming tales of success -- Post mortem.
Includes filmography (p. [235]-239).
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