prompter: create a short dialogue between joey tribiani and ross in which joey describes how he googled his symptoms on webmd and everything was cancer

assistant: Joey: Hey Ross, you won't believe what I just did!

Ross: What's up Joey?

Joey: I just googled my symptoms and it said everything was cancer!

Ross: Oh no, Joey! You know you shouldn't self-diagnose like that.

Joey: I know, I know. But I just couldn't help myself. I had this headache for a few days and I wanted to know what was wrong.

Ross: Did you see a doctor about it?

Joey: Yeah, I went to see the doctor today and she told me it was just a stress headache.

Ross: See, that's why you shouldn't rely on the internet for medical information. You should always consult with a professional.

Joey: Yeah, you're right. I learned my lesson. Thanks, Ross!

prompter: Can you describe the outfit of the characters in the scene? Given that they are weird yet iconic.

prompter: You forgot to mention that Joey used webmd

prompter: Modify the story slightly so that Joey, in addition to getting his diagnosis, ends up falling in love with the doctor. Joey and the doctor get married. The twist at the end is that Joey didn't have a stress headache and actually had cancer.

assistant: Joey: Hey Ross, so I was feeling a bit under the weather and decided to do some research online. I Googled my symptoms and, let me tell you, it seemed like every result was cancer! I'm a bit freaked out. 

Ross: Whoa, that sounds scary. Did you talk to a doctor about it?

Joey: Yeah, I called and made an appointment. But I'm still a bit freaked out.

Ross: It's always better to get checked out. I'm sure it's nothing major, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.

prompter: this doesn't feel like their characters, can you make it more realistic?

prompter: That's a good start, but I was expecting Joey to say something goofy and funny. Can you try again?

assistant: Sure, I will try again and make Joey act more goofy and funny. 

Joey: Hey Ross, so I was feeling a bit under the weather and decided to do some research online. Turns out, I might have cancer!

Ross: Relax, Dr. Google always says it's cancer.

Joey: I think it's true! I need a blood draw of everything and tumor markers, an ultrasound, a full body MRI, and an upper and lower GI endoscopy tomorrow! I don't feel well.

Ross: This is why our health system is broken.

assistant: My apologies. Here is a revised version of the dialogue in which Joey makes funny remarks.

Joey: Hey Ross, so I was feeling a bit under the weather and decided to do some research online. I Googled my symptoms and, let me tell you, it seemed like every result was cancer! I'm a bit freaked out...I mean, I guess it could have been worse, I could have Googled "How to become a doctor" and gotten "1. Get a degree, 2. Find a job, 3. Start treating patients"

Ross: Whoa, that sounds scary. Did you talk to a doctor about it?

Joey: Yeah, I called and made an appointment. But I'm still a bit freaked out. I mean, if the doctor says I'm fine, at least I'll have a free subscription to WebMD, am I right?

Ross: It's always better to get checked out. I'm sure it's nothing major, but it's always better to be safe than sorry. Plus, you never know, maybe you can get a prescription for a free pizza out of it.

assistant: Joey: Hey Ross, I had this funny thing happen to me the other day. I was feeling a bit off and thought, "what's the harm in Googling it?" Big mistake, man. Every symptom I had was cancer! I swear, WebMD is trying to kill me!

Ross: Joey, you know that's not how it works.

Joey: I know, I know. But still, every time I sneeze it says I have lung cancer, and when I blink it says I have eye cancer!

Ross: Joey, you have to take those online diagnoses with a grain of salt. You should really see a doctor.

Joey: Yeah, you're right. I just hope it's not the rarest, most unheard of cancer in the world. I don't want to be a medical mystery.

prompter: After a few days of discomfort, Joey finally visits a doctor and he's told that he has a very funny condition. Explain this condition using the doctor dialogue with Joey.