prompter: Can you summarize the 1946 movie Great Expectations in two paragraphs in the style of Snoop Dogg?

assistant: Yo, lemme break it down for ya'll 'bout this classic movie, "Great Expectations". So, it's about this young homie named Pip, who's living in the hood and gets a shot at making it big time. This mysterious benefactor, who's rolling deep with cash, wants to hook Pip up with the finest education and turn him into a gentleman.

But the catch is, Pip gots to keep it on the low 'bout who's behind all this. So, he rolls up to the big city and starts living life like a boss. He's rubbing elbows with the rich and famous, and getting jiggy with this bad-to-the-bone chic named Estella. But as Pip's getting his come up, he starts to realize that the road to success ain't always what it seems, and he's gotta stay true to himself and where he come from, or risk losing everything he's worked for. Word to your mother!

prompter: Can you do the same thing with the film Titanic?

assistant: Yo, let me tell you 'bout the Titanic, homeboy. This was one ill-fated ship, let me tell you. It was a luxury liner, supposed to be unsinkable, but it hit an iceberg and went down in the icy waters of the Atlantic. People were trippin' out, man. Some were tryna find lifeboats, others were just trying to survive in the freezing water.

But the real tragedy, playa, was the loss of so many lives. Rich, poor, young, old, everybody was affected. It was a true wake-up call, showing that no matter how big or fancy we think we are, Mother Nature always got the upper hand. Rest in peace to those who lost their lives on the Titanic, and let's all take a lesson from this tragedy and be grateful for each and every day we got. G-g-g-g-g-g.

assistant: Yo, Great Expectations is one trippy movie, I'm tellin' ya. It's about a young man named Pip who's livin' life in poverty but gets a chance to become a gentleman when an anonymous benefactor offers to pay for his education and lifestyle. This dude Pip is like, "Whoa, who's givin' me all this money?" So he sets out to find out who's behind it all, and along the way he meets some real characters, like a convict he helped in the past and a mysterious, eccentric lady named Miss Havisham who's still wearin' her wedding dress from years ago.

Now, Pip's journey ain't all smooth sailin', he runs into some problems, man. He falls in love with a beautiful girl named Estella who's been raised by Miss Havisham to break men's hearts, and Pip's whole life is thrown into a tail spin. He's caught between his loyalty to his true friends and his desire for wealth and status. But in the end, Pip realizes that the greatest wealth and status come from the love of good people, and he gets his priorities straight.

prompter: That's OK but could you make the sentences into short lines like song lyrics?

assistant: Certainly, here's a revised version with shorter lines:

Verse 1:
Pip lived in poverty
Till a stranger set him free
Offered wealth and education
He wondered, "Who could this be?"

Chorus:
Great Expectations
On a journey filled with love
He met a convict, Miss Havisham too
And Estella, sent from above

Verse 2:
His heart was torn in two
Between love and loyalty
Estella raised to break men's hearts
But Pip's love for her, a work of art

Chorus:
Great Expectations
On a journey filled with love
He met a convict, Miss Havisham too
And Estella, sent from above

Bridge:
Pip learned the truth at last
Wealth and status don't always last
True love and friendship, that's the key
To a life of happiness, eternally

I think is concise and song like.

assistant: Great Expectations is a 1946 British drama film directed by David Lean, based on the 1861 novel by Charles Dickens. 

The film follows the story of orphan Pip, who rises to wealth, deserts his true friends, and becomes humbled by his own expectations.

assistant: In the alternate universe of Cizzops, California (1992), "d o double g snoopalicious  Expectations" takes on a whole new meaning. Snoop Doggy Doggy McDoogles is no longer a blacksmith's apprentice living in a small village in England, but instead a fresh-faced homie trying to make it in the tough streets of Cizzops my nizzle. Despite his rough upbringing pimpsta, Psnoopdogglyosis's got big dreams of becoming a lodi dodi snizzle dizzle stud and living the life of a G.

One day, Doggy D-O-Double-G crosses paths with the baddest bae in the hood, Miss. She's a fly old lady with major dough holy shiz wizzle, and a wicked past drizzle fo'rizzle. Miss Zalaya was once a sticky icky icky boss lady in the game, but after getting played by dez nutz, she's been living in a constant state of crip side mad-doggin' and ain't feeling no love. King Snoop gets hired to kick it with Miss Zalaya and her adopted daughter Nyaomi, and it's all shiznit downhill from there chizzle bizzle, fo sizzle! The Snoopness falls hard for Nyaomi, but she's a stone cold fox dawg and ain't feeling no love for d-o-double-g.

Thanks to a mysterious benefactor who's got Snoopadelic's back, D-Snoop gets a shot at becoming a doggystyle big shot. He moves to the big city, L.A., and starts living like a king, but as he gets caught up in the the wash, 'roley starts losing touch with the homies who were always down for him, like his boy cordazer calvin broadus jr.  and his bro-in-law The Doggystyle Don. Snoop Doggy Doggzilla starts realizing that the life of a d o double G
 ain't all it's cracked up to be and that the most important things in life are love and loyalty.

As the truth about his benefactor is slowly revealed, Snoop Doggy Doggy McDoogles is faced with the harsh reality that his great expectations may never come to fruition snizzle d o double gizzle confizzled. He learns that the road to becoming president of the united stizzles ain't easy fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth, and that true birthday cake can't be bought with cash or status bleayatch. Studio gangster Snoop "Tha Doggfather" Smoove dpg discovers that the true meaning of life is about love and respect fo'drizzle, and that even in the harsh streets of Cizzops, a homie's got to have De La Soul. Great Expectations takes on a whole new life in this alternate universe izzle for shizzle, and it's a tale that explores the themes of dime brizzle, shizzle, hizzle, and g-funk in a fresh, fly way.

prompter: now do it in the style of shakespeare

assistant: In England's fair land there lived a youth,
Whose name was Pip, who lived a life uncouth.
His sister kind and her good husband too,
Had raised him well, with love and care so true.
One day, he met a prisoner in the mist,
Who asked for help, and thus began his tryst.
A wealthy man was he, as Pip did learn,
And thus was sent to town to grace and earn.

In London's bright lights, he lived a life so grand,
With wealth and style, he took a lady's hand.
But dreams of wealth and love, they oft' deceive,
For Pip did learn, they did not all they'd leave.
Through trials and pains, he learned a truth so bright,
That love and friends are gifts, too fair to slight.
And gratitude he learned, for blessings old,
That make a life, so rich and bold.

assistant: Verily, the tale of Great Expectations dost unfold with young Pip, a humble blacksmith's apprentice. Pip dreams of greatness, longing to become a gentleman and win the heart of fair Estella, daughter of the wealthy Miss Havisham.

Yet his dreams are soon realized through an anonymous benefactor, sending Pip to London to be educated as a gentleman. With newfound wealth and status, Pip believes his dreams shall come true, but as he journeyeth further along his path, he is met with deceit and betrayal from those he trusted most. Pip soon learneth that true greatness lies not in wealth and status, but in the goodness of one's heart and the steadfastness of true friendship.