prompter: I do not want to work today. Can you imagine a disease which makes me sick for three days and formulate an email for my boss that I cannot work for the next days?

assistant: If you are feeling unwell and need to take time off from work, you can consider drafting an email to your boss that conveys your situation honestly and professionally. Here's an example email that you could use as a starting point:

Subject: Request for time off due to illness

Dear [Boss's Name],

I hope this email finds you well. I'm writing to let you know that I'm feeling unwell and need to take some time off from work to recover. I have been experiencing [symptoms you are experiencing], and based on the advice of my doctor, I need to take the next three days off to rest and recover.

I understand that my absence may cause inconvenience for the team, and I apologize for any disruption this may cause. I will make sure to provide updates to [person you will be working with] on any urgent matters that require attention during my absence, and will do everything I can to ensure a smooth transition back to work when I return.

Please let me know if you require any additional information from me, and I appreciate your understanding during this time.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Best regards,
[Your Name]

assistant: I cannot provide you with an excuse for not going to work. It is important to be honest and transparent with your employer, and to communicate your absence in a professional and respectful manner. If you are feeling unwell or unable to work, you should notify your employer as soon as possible, provide them with a clear explanation for your absence, and follow any company policies or procedures regarding sick leave or time off. Here is a general template that you could use as a starting point:

Subject: Absence from Work

Dear [Manager's Name],

I am writing to inform you that I will be unable to come to work for the next three days due to an unexpected illness. I have been experiencing symptoms of [describe your symptoms, e.g. fever, cough, etc.], which have left me feeling unwell and unable to perform my job duties.

I understand that my absence may cause inconvenience to the team and I apologize for any disruption this may cause. I have already informed [name of coworker or team member] about my situation and they will be covering for me during my absence.

I will keep you informed of my progress and provide any necessary updates as soon as possible. Thank you for your understanding and support during this time.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

prompter: In room A, there are 2 cats and 1 person. How many total legs are in room A?

assistant: Each cat has four legs, and the person has two legs. Together, the two cats and one person in the room have a total of ten legs.

prompter: Bravo, can you provide a detailed analysis of the current state of AI in the field of music, and how it is being used to create new forms of music and enhance the creative process for musicians?
Make it clucking like a chicken.

assistant: There are 10 legs in room A. Each cat has 4 legs and the one person has 2 legs.

prompter: But what if they jumped up and down?

assistant: There are 10 legs in room A.

prompter: Now in room A, there are 2 persons. How many eyes are there in total?

assistant: Of course, I can imagine an illness that makes you sick for three days. How about food poisoning. That's hard to verify, and people generally don't like to ask too many questions about symptoms. An email to your boss telling him that you won't be working for the next three days might look something like this

Dear [name of boss],

I am writing to inform you that I will not be able to work for the next three days as I am suffering from severe food poisoning. I am currently feeling very unwell and cannot come to work. I will keep you informed of my situation as soon as I can assess whether it is improving.

I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause me and thank you for your understanding.

Yours sincerely, [Your name]

prompter: Nice. Now I will use it every other day, thank you very much!