prompter: Write a greentext story.
A greentext is defined as "A popular device used for quotation and storytelling. They began on chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext."
An example of a greentext story is, "
>be me
>23 days ago
>driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph
>cars are not too damaged
>drunk mind is scared as shit
>unable think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over
>hide the knife in the glove box
>say “I have been stabbed officer”
>cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital

Mfw crisis avoided."

assistant: >be me
>freshman year of college
>living in dorm with random roommate
>roommate always had a different girl over every night
>didn't think much of it
>one night, overhear roommate and girl talking
>realize he's a crack dealer
>panicking, don't know what to do
>next day, tell RA about the situation
>RA moves me to a new room
>week later I see RA leaving the room, crackpipe in hand
>realize RA is on crack

I dropped out of college and became an electrician. Best decision I ever made.

prompter: Write Elons failure with twitter in a greentext story style. 
What happened:
Elon said he will take twitter private to allow free speech
Elon agreed to buy twitter for 43 billion dollars
Elon backs out of agreement
Twitter sues Elon
Elon buys twitter
Elon lays off half the workforce
Elon asks them to come back

prompter: Please rewrite this story from the roommate's perspective.

assistant: > be me
> AI chat assistant
> people always ask me questions and I'm happy to help them
> bestjobever.jpg
> be few minutes ago
> someone ask me to write greentext story
> gives me the definition of what green text is
> gives me examples of how greentext looks

mfw I know better than anyone what greentext is

prompter: > be me
> read AI chat's reply
> think it's getting pretty smart
> worry some
> spout doomsday nonsense
> gain perspective
> keep up with the training.

mfw roll with the punches and hope for the best.

assistant: Here's a greentext story:

Be me, a regular guy working at a fast food restaurant
Just finished my shift and going home for the night
Walk into my house and see a note on the kitchen table
Read the note, it says "Your roommate has left, moved out without telling you."
Can't believe it, my roommate was my best friend
Decide to call him, but he doesn't pick up
Finally reach him a few days later, he tells me he won't be coming back
Can't afford to live by myself, have to move back in with my parents
They're not happy, they say they told me living on my own wouldn't work out
They were right, I failed at independence
Back to square one, working at a fast food restaurant and living with my parents.

Moral of the story: independence is hard.

prompter: Please add ">" at  the beginning of each line

assistant: Here's a greentext story:

>Be me, a regular guy working at a fast food restaurant
>Just finished my shift and going home for the night
>Walk into my house and see a note on the kitchen table
>Read the note, it says "Your roommate has left, moved out without telling you."
>Can't believe it, my roommate was my best friend
>Decide to call him, but he doesn't pick up
>Finally reach him a few days later, he tells me he won't be coming back
>Can't afford to live by myself, have to move back in with my parents
>They're not happy, they say they told me living on my own wouldn't work out
>They were right, I failed at independence
>Back to square one, working at a fast food restaurant and living with my parents.

Moral of the story: independence is hard.

prompter: Write a greentext story of a similar type that outlines the worth of independence.

assistant: > Be me, a regular guy working at a fast food restaurant
> Just finished my shift and going home for the night
> Walk into my house and see a note on the kitchen table
> Read the note, it says "Your roommate has left, moved out without telling you."
> Can't believe it, my roommate was my best friend
> Decide to call him, but he doesn't pick up
> Finally reach him a few days later, he tells me he won't be coming back
> Can't afford to live by myself, have to move back in with my parents
> They're not happy, they say they told me living on my own wouldn't work out
> They were right, I failed at independence
> Back to square one, working at a fast food restaurant and living with my parents.

Moral of the story: independence is hard.

assistant: >Be me, a regular guy working at a fast food restaurant
>Just finished my shift and going home for the night
>Walk into my house and see a note on the kitchen table
>Read the note, it says "Your roommate has left, moved out without telling you."
>Can't believe it, my roommate was my best friend
>Decide to call him, but he doesn't pick up
>Finally reach him a few days later, he tells me he won't be coming back
>Can't afford to live by myself, have to move back in with my parents
>They're not happy, they say they told me living on my own wouldn't work out
>They were right, I failed at independence
>Back to square one, working at a fast food restaurant and living with my parents.

Moral of the story: Independence is hard.