prompter: Write a short story about how Adder, a man with the power of teleportation, films a YouTube prank video wherein he asks people for a fist-bump and acts awfully hurt afterwards, kneeling on the floor and groaning in pain, then teleporting away as though he disintegrated into oblivion.

assistant: Adder adjusted the small camera strapped to his chest, ensuring the angle was just right for capturing his next YouTube prank video. He was known for his creative and harmless pranks, but this time he had something even more unique in mind. With the power of teleportation, Adder planned to ask unsuspecting strangers for a fist-bump and then pretend to be hurt. The twist would be his grand finale, where he would teleport away, seemingly disintegrating into oblivion, leaving his victims utterly bewildered.

Adder surveyed the bustling city park, full of people enjoying the warm sunshine. He spotted his first target: a middle-aged man sitting on a bench, engrossed in a book. Adder approached the man, his adrenaline pumping with excitement.

"Hey, man! How's it going?" Adder said cheerfully.

The man glanced up, clearly surprised but intrigued by Adder's energy. "Uh, good, I guess," he replied.

"Awesome!" Adder exclaimed. "Wanna give me a fist-bump?"

The man hesitated for a moment before obliging, tapping his fist against Adder's. Instantly, Adder fell to the ground, clutching his hand and groaning in pain. The man's eyes widened in shock, unsure of how to react. Just as he leaned in to check on Adder, Adder vanished, teleporting a few meters away, hidden behind a tree. The man stared at the empty space, jaw dropped in disbelief.

Adder couldn't help but chuckle quietly as he watched the man, who was now scanning the park, looking for some logical explanation. Satisfied with his first reaction, Adder set off to find his next unsuspecting victim.

He spotted a group of college students lounging on the grass. He approached the group, his heart pounding with excitement.

"Hey, guys! How's your day going?" he asked.

The group looked up, puzzled but entertained by Adder's sudden appearance. "Pretty good, man," one of them answered.

"Mind giving me a fist-bump?" Adder inquired, holding out his fist.

The students exchanged glances, shrugging their shoulders. They took turns bumping fists with Adder, and as the last student connected, Adder collapsed to the ground, howling in pain. The students gasped, taken aback by his sudden distress. But before they could even react, Adder vanished into thin air, leaving them dumbfounded.

Peeking from his new hiding spot, Adder reveled in their bewildered expressions. He repeated his prank a few more times, teleporting away each time and recording the reactions of his victims. Their confusion and amazement fueled his enthusiasm.

Finally, after a long day of filming, Adder returned home, eager to edit and upload his video. He knew this prank would be a hit, and he couldn't wait to see the reactions of his YouTube fans. As he pieced together the footage, he laughed out loud, knowing he had created something truly unforgettable.

prompter: How the comment section of the video would look like?

assistant: Here are some fictional YouTube comments from the video:

* First
* This prank is so fake those "student" actors are terrible you can even see the greenscreen
* Like if your still watching Adder in 2023!
* Adder's a big guy but it looks like that fist bump is extremely painful... for him. 
* r.i.p in piece adder
* Omg so good prank 😂😂😂
* fist bumps can't melt steel adder lmao

assistant: bishopbro23: yooo dude! that prank was awesome!

the daminion: that prank was ok, please do more!

adam: lol this prank sucks

calamari981: any more pranks? this one was fire frr!

assistant: A man named Adder approached me one day asking to film a YouTube prank for his channel. I was hesitant at first, but eventually agreed after some prodding from my friends. We decided that we would go downtown were there would be a large amount of pedestrian traffic so Adder could get more reactions out of unsuspecting strangers. As per usual I brought along a camera crew just in case something exciting happened or if Adder wanted to document the process.

Once we got downtown, it didn't take long for us to find someone for him to prank.  The target was an older lady who was headed to the supermarket for her weekly groceries. After positioning myself a safe distance away, I pressed record and nodded at Adders to signal we were ready.

Adder walked up behind the woman politely excusing himself before bumping fists with her. Unfortunately, she failed to meet his expectations by not responding enthusiastically enough, instead she brushed past him like nothing had even occurred and continued on her way.  He feigned falling to the ground, letting out fake cries of agony while clutching his wrist.  Everyone was looking towards him with concern.  He began slowly walking backwards while still looking defeated, when all of sudden he vanished, leaving nothing behind. The crowd erupted in gasps immediately after, believing what they saw as real.  All the while, the old lady didn't notice a thing.  I then let the crowd know right away it was part of prank so that no one felt unsafe or scared.  When they realized they were being tricked, many left upset muttering obscenities under their breath.

In all honesty, I thought this stunt went better than expected.  Sure everyone wasn't pleased with what unfolded, but those are usually the ones Adder wanted targeted anyways.  Despite failing to prank the old lady, as far as I can tell, this experience helped grow both mine and Adder's online presences tremendously!

prompter: Give me another way Adder could prank someone using his teleportation ability.

assistant: Here is another prank Adder can pull with his power:

1. With another person in a room, Adder should pretend to see something weird and ask the other person, the victim of the prank, to look outside the window.
2. While the other person turns to look, Adder should quickly teleport outside and walk into the person's view outside the window.
3. Before the person realizes what's going on, teleport back, pretend to not know what's going on, and ask them if they saw Adder's doppelganger.

assistant: Adder could approach a friend or coworker and offer to teleport them to a nearby location, such as a coffee shop or restaurant. He could instruct the person to close their eyes, count to ten, and then open them to find themselves at the destination. However, when the person opens their eyes, they find that Adder has disappeared, leaving them standing alone on the sidewalk. After a moment of confusion, Adder could suddenly appear from behind a nearby tree or wall, surprising and bewildering the person. Adder could then reveal that he has the ability to teleport, leaving the person amazed and possibly even laughing at the unexpected prank.