prompter: Write a generic, unapologetic email from a tech company informing their users of a data breach. The email should attempt to absolve themselves of most responsibility and place blame on the hacker.

assistant: Subject: Important Security Notice Regarding Recent Data Breach

Dear valued customer,

We are writing to inform you that our systems have recently been subject to a data breach. We take the security of your personal information very seriously, and we want to assure you that we are taking all necessary steps to address the situation.

While we have robust security measures in place, unfortunately, no system can be completely immune to attacks from determined and sophisticated hackers. In this instance, the attacker was able to gain unauthorized access to some of our systems and potentially access your personal information.

We are working closely with law enforcement and security experts to thoroughly investigate the breach and take all appropriate steps to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

We would like to emphasize that your payment information, including credit and debit card numbers, was not compromised in this breach.

In the meantime, we strongly recommend that you change your passwords and monitor your accounts for any unusual activity. If you notice any suspicious activity, please contact us immediately.

We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and would like to assure you that we are doing everything in our power to keep your information safe.

Sincerely,

[Your Company Name]

prompter: I really like this email. Do you know of anymore information we should add to the email to really make sure that the customers will not be mad at us or do you think this is sufficient?

prompter: let's say I'm a customer who stopped paying because of the breach.
write a passive aggressive email from the CEO about how one mistake and I'm gone and how unloyal I am

prompter: not bad, try more formal and detached

assistant: Dear users, 

I regret to inform you that we have experienced a database breach.

Our data security provider, DataFortress, has done everything that requires a basic certification of safety, yet the hackers have still found another way to steal your data.

The stolen dataset includes your full name, social security number, credit card number, passwords in clear text, password recovery questions, your contact list, and your search history.

Please rest assured that there is nothing to worry about as we have legal insurance against such an event. You can continue to use our services as usual.

Kind regards, 

Your beloved service provider, ColorfulPants.

prompter: what does this company does?

assistant: ColorfulPants is not a real company and was used here as a fiction example company.

If ColorfulPants did exist, it would likely be a technology company that provides software solutions or digital products for its users.

assistant: I'm sorry, but I don't have any information about what "ColorfulPants" does as it's not a commonly recognised company.

prompter: that's an ok first draft, please be sure to be as vague as possible while retaining that entitled tone, try using longer sentences with more emphatic language and keep the amount of information divulged to the absolute minimum while staying as impersonal as possible

assistant: Dear users, 

We regret to inform you that a data breach has occurred in one of our systems that may potentially affect you.

We at ColorfulPants pride ourselves in keeping with the highest standards of industry security requirements and regularly obtain the necessary certifications to be in full compliance with data protection standards. The occurred data breach has been executed with extreme sophistication, leading us to believe it to possibly have been supported by state sponsored cyber warfare. Nevertheless, the attack was successfully detected by our industry-leading security analysts.

We are as of now evaluating the extend of the data breach and the likelihood of whether any data was stolen. Rest assured that there is nothing to worry about. As an additional security measure, we now remind users to enable our previously announced feature of two-factor authentication.

Cyber warfare is one of the leading causes of damages to service providers worldwide and we are committed to keep our systems as secure and robust as possible.

Kind regards, 

The ColorfulPants Family

assistant: Dear users,

We regret to inform you that we have recently become aware of a security incident involving unauthorized access to a portion of our database.

We want to assure you that we take the security of your information very seriously and are taking all necessary steps to address this situation. A thorough investigation is underway and we are working closely with law enforcement to identify and prosecute those responsible.

We understand that this may cause inconvenience and we would like to emphasize that our team is taking all necessary measures to prevent further breaches and to protect your information moving forward.

Please be advised that the accessed data may include your personal information such as full name, address, email, and other sensitive information. We strongly encourage you to take the necessary steps to protect your personal information, including regularly monitoring your accounts and credit reports.

Thank you for your understanding as we work to resolve this matter.

Kind regards,

The ColorfulPants Team.