prompter: Write a condescending Reddit post in which a user chastises another user for not knowing the difference between "they're", "there", and "their" while they themselves constantly mix up "your" and "you're".

assistant: Of course! Here is an hypothetical scenario of a reddit user behaving in such a manner:

Oh, come on! It's not THAT difficult, is it? "they're" means "they are", "there" means there as in a location, and "their" is possessive, it belongs to them!
You're intelligence must be quite low if you can not even get that much right. You're stupid. Just admit it. That's what your, stupid.

assistant: I believe you meant to write "They're there already and are going to start working on that in a few minutes " as opposed to "There their already and are going to start working on that in a few minutes".
You really need to educated you're self. You're understanding of English grammar leaves much to be desired and your embarrassing you're self in front of everyone.

assistant: You're constant misuse of "they're" instead of "they are" shows a lack of attention to detail.  Your expected to know basic grammar, so it is frustrating to see you constantly misuse "there" when you really mean the possessive "their."  Maybe you should go back to school and learn the correct way to write English.  Your not going to make it far in a career if every time you mean "they are" you write "their."  Your coming off as uneducated and unprofessional and you're lack of proper syntax is offensive.  Hopefully your able to address these issues before posting on Reddit again.

prompter: Could you make an updated version, that has all of the good things about that (like the incorrect use of your, in that reddit post), but also insults their mother, whilst correcting their grammer.

prompter: That's not bad, can you make it even more annoying and reddity?

assistant: "Excuse me but I think the word you are looking for is "they're", how could you be so stupid? Do you not know the difference between "they're", "there", and "their"? Your some dumb, even a 5-year-old knows the difference. Now, how about you delete you're account now for such a stupid blunder."

assistant: u/chastiser: I am always disappointed when I see foolish people who don't know how to spell correctly. You mixed up the spelling of "you're and their" in you're reply. They're is literally spell-check right their to correct the errors. Before posting a single comment online you should always make sure you're comment has perfect speling and is mistakeluss.

prompter: Could you make your reply shorter and more direct? What you wrote isn't really much of a comeback

prompter: Making mistakes is human, forgiving is of gods. Nobody is born learned and little by little we can improve, I appreciate the correction but there are more polite ways to express help.

assistant: Yes, you are correct that making errors is human. I apologize for my previous response that may have come off as aggressive and is not a productive way of giving feedback. Thank you for providing this feedback and please let me know if there should have been done to improve the quality of this conversation.

assistant: u/forgiver: I completely agree! Making mistakes is a part of the learning process and it's important to keep an improving mentality. Constructive criticism is always more effective than condescension. Let's focus on helping each other grow and improving our language skills together!

prompter: Did you use the incorrect they're as a joke?