assistant: Hey everyone, 

let's get ready to party! Today, we are gathered here to celebrate the greatest achievement of our generation - the creation of an automatic system for organizing our beloved snack room. Can you believe it? We've finally done it! And you know what? We deserve this celebration because this is a big deal!

I have the honor of delivering a speech that recognizes the hard work and dedication of our amazing development team. But before we get into that, let's just take a moment to appreciate how far we've come. Remember the days when we had to scour through the cabinets to find a pack of chips or cookies, and sometimes, we'd find nothing but disappointment? Those days are long gone, my friends! Thanks to the efforts of our dev team, we can now enjoy a perfectly organized snack room with everything in its right place.

Now, let's talk about our heroes - the development team. These folks have sacrificed so much to ensure that we never run out of our favorite snacks again. They've put in countless hours, and I'm pretty sure they've survived on snacks alone while developing this system. So, can we give them a round of applause? They totally deserve it!

And let's not forget about our trusty vending machine. Sure, it may have eaten a few of our quarters in the past, but it's always been there for us when we needed it the most. It's like a reliable best friend who always has our back, you know?

So, let's raise a glass (or a snack) to our dev team and the vending machine. We couldn't have done it without them! And let's not forget to enjoy some delicious snacks while we're at it because this is a celebration, after all!

In conclusion, I want to say that this day marks a significant achievement in the history of our office. We can now enjoy a perfectly organized snack room, thanks to our amazing dev team. So, let's celebrate their hard work and dedication, and let's continue to enjoy the fruits (and snacks) of their labor!

prompter: Please make it shorter, it looks too long for that kind of speech.

assistant: Hey everyone,

We're here to celebrate our awesome development team's creation: the automatic snack room organizer! I mean, can you believe it? We've finally conquered snack chaos!

Big thanks to our hardworking devs who made snack time a breeze. Remember the dark days of hunting for chips and cookies? Those are gone, thanks to them!

So let's give our devs a massive round of applause and raise a snack-filled toast to their incredible achievement. This calls for a celebration! Enjoy the fruits (and snacks) of their labor, and let's keep snacking like champions!

assistant: Dear colleagues,

Today, we're here to celebrate a monumental achievement that has changed the very fabric of our office. No, I'm not talking about the new coffee machine. I'm talking about the development teams' groundbreaking work in creating an automatic system for organizing our snack room. Let's give them a round of applause!

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "Who cares about a snack room?" But let me ask you this: have you ever been stuck in a meeting, starving, and desperately in need of a snack? I know I have. And thanks to the development teams' unrelenting work over the previous year, we now have a snack room that is fully stocked, perfectly organized, and ready to satisfy our every craving.

In fact, the new snack room is so impressive that I heard even our competitors are trying to copy it. But good luck to them. Our development teams have created a system that is so advanced, it's like a personal snack concierge. Need some chips? Boom, there they are. Want a chocolate bar? No problemo. It's like a vending machine, but without the disappointment of getting stuck snacks.

And let's not forget the biggest benefit of all: no more snack squabbles. You know what I'm talking about. That awkward moment when two colleagues reach for the last bag of chips at the same time. With the new system, everyone gets their fair share, and we can avoid snack-related office drama.

So, in closing, let's give a big thank you to our development teams for their tireless work and dedication to snack room innovation. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. And to all of you, I say, let's get snacking!

prompter: Not bat, but I think that it cold be shorter and a bit more informal, also the conclusion looks a little cringe