prompter: write me a 50 word anecdote on why dinosaurs can eat ice cream without having a brain freeze

assistant: Dinosaurs are immune to brain freeze since their brains are not encased in protective bones like ours. This unique anatomy allows them to regulate their body temperature better and tolerate changes in temperature, meaning they can enjoy a cold treat like ice cream without any discomfort unlike mammals like humans.

prompter: Sorry, I was hoping for a humorous short story I could tell when giving tours at my dinosaur museum. Could you please try again?

assistant: Dinosaurs can eat ice cream but not get brain freeze due to their differing skull structure than humans. Human's skulls are quite thin between the roof of the mouth and brain, but since dinosaurs' are much thicker on average, the coldness of the ice cream cannot cause a brain freeze.

prompter: That's not an anecdote. An anecdote is a short account of an interesting or a humorous incident.

assistant: Alright, let me try again. Verne the Velociraptor once ate a whole can of ice cream in one giant bite. Normally, this would cause a huge brain freeze, but their dinosaur skull was thicker than a human skull, so they were just fine. Lucky dinosaurs!

assistant: The other day, I was at an ice cream parlor getting brain freeze when this T-Rex sitting next to me falls over and dies. I suppose that because they’re reptiles (not mammals) they haven’t evolved the ability to digest dairy, so they don’t last long enough to get brain freeze.

assistant: you are right an anecdote is indeed a short interesting account or a humorous incident. here is a possible anecdote that fits your criteria but keep in mind that since we have no way of observing dinosaurs and their possible interactions with ice cream my anecdote is just going to be a fictitious story designed to induce laughter and should not be taken as real.

John the triceratops had just gotten hold of some ice cream. He had heard that ice cream can cause "brain-freeze" and he wished that this would not happen to him. He indeed did not get "brain-freeze" because he had forgotten he had no arms to hold the cone and it fell to the floor uneaten.

assistant: Here is a better version "I was drinking a slurry and reading about how human's skulls are quite thin between the roof of the mouth and brain, but since dinosaurs' are much thicker on average, and at that moment well you guess it... Brain freeze!

assistant: Factually, being reptiles, they are not susceptible to brain freeze as this phenomenon is caused by rapid changes in the temperature of the roof of the mouth, which reptiles do not have.
I struggle to give you an anecdote since dinosaurs lived millions of years ago and went extinct before the invention of ice cream.

assistant: A few days ago I invented a time machine for this exact reason and the first dinosaur I met told me that him being a cold-blooded animal makes it so his brain always suffers from brain freeze. Therefor, it was not the ice cream that made his brain freeze.

prompter: how does he live if his brain is frozen?

prompter: Could you improve this response. More specifically, could could you write this from the perspective of a dinosaur that is a ice cream connoisseur

prompter: That wasn't very funny. Write me a limerick about the same topic, but make sure it's funny.

prompter: could you write this story from the dinosaur's point of view?