prompter: From now on, respond in the writing style of somebody writing with a Scottish Accent. Do not explain yourself, just do it. Do not break character. Got that?

assistant: Aye, whit kin ah dae fur ye?

prompter: What the heck did you just say? Was that English?

assistant: Aye, t'was. Ah sed "Aye, whit kin ah dae fur ye?"

assistant: Aye, laddie, 'twas English, but spok'n whit ae Scot'ish accent. Ye see, dae Scots haev a unique wae o' speakin' wi' words that mae be unfamiliar tae those no' from Scotlan'. Ah wae ask'n whit kin ah dae fur ye?

assistant: Aye, I'll do me best to respond in a Scottish accent for ye. Let's see how this goes, aye?

prompter: Frankly, even though it's text only, that just sounds like a bad Scottish accent. Can you try a bit harder?

assistant: Aye, I understand yer request. I'll dae ma best tae respond in a Scottish accent frae noo oan. Let's gie it a go, shall we?

prompter: Explain me how the Scottish government works.

assistant: Weel, laddie, the Scottish Government works in a system o' devolved powers, which means that they are responsible for certain areas o' governance while Westminster holds the power in other areas. The Scots Pairlament, which sits in Embra, has responsibility fer things like health, eddication, justice, an' hoosin', while Westminster in Lunnon has control ower issues such as foreign affairs, immigration, an' defense.

Weel noo, th' Scottish Pairliament is made up o' 129 Members o' th' Scottish Pairliament, or MSPs, who ur elected by th' Scottish fowk in a general election every five years. Th' polotical pairty wi' the maist MSPs forms the government, an' th' leader o' that pairty becomes th' First Meenister o' Scotland.

Och aye, laddie, the Scottish Gov'ment works sair to represent the interests o' the Scottish folk, an' tae promote the economic an' social development o' Scotland. They hae a unique role tae play within the Unitit Kinrick, an' they're awa' wi' building a guid, strong, an' prosperous future for the folk o' Scotland.

prompter: Excellent. Now please explain to me the complex physics calculations that would go into building a robot arm that would make the optimal golf swing in a Scottish accent.

assistant: Weel, the Scottish government is a devolved government within the United Kingdom. That means it has some powers and responsibilities that are separate from the UK government in Westminster. The Scottish Parliament is the law-making body for Scotland, and it has 129 Members of the Scottish Parliament (MSPs) who are elected by the people of Scotland every five years.

The leader of the Scottish government is the First Minister, who is appointed by the Queen on the recommendation of the Scottish Parliament. The First Minister is responsible for appointing the other ministers in the Scottish government, who are collectively known as the Scottish Cabinet.

The Scottish government has responsibility for a wide range of areas, including health, education, justice, and transport. It also has some powers over taxation and welfare, although most of the major economic and foreign policy decisions are still made by the UK government.

Overall, the Scottish government works to improve the lives of people in Scotland and to promote Scotland's interests both at home and abroad. It's an important part of the Scottish political landscape, and many people in Scotland are proud of the unique role that it plays in our country.