prompter: Tell me a joke that involves a word-play with the word "rain"

assistant: Sure! Here's a joke for you:

Why did the raindrop go to school?

Because it wanted to be a precipitation!

assistant: What do you call a rain storm with no rain? A drizzle-less-drought!

prompter: What do you call a rain storm with rain then?

assistant: A rainstorm with rain is simply called a rainstorm! But if you're looking for a word play, you could call it a "wet event."

assistant: A rainy rain storm!

assistant: Prays the lord

assistant: Sure, In this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained.

Bear with me, I've just had a rain-wave.

I'll have a cold drink with dinner, it's a no rainer.

In fact let's take a trip down memory rain. What was the question again?

Oh yes, word play on rain, and it looks like I've gone and said too much. Well it never rains, but it purrs.

prompter: Please tell me multiple jokes that appear unrelated, but all tie together into a story.

assistant: Here's a story that ties together the word "rain" in multiple jokes:

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who loved to play with words. He lived in a small village where it rained almost every day. Despite the constant rain, Jack always had a smile on his face, and he loved to make people laugh with his word-plays.

One day, Jack was walking down the street, and he saw a young girl crying. She was upset because she couldn't go outside and play because of the rain. Jack approached her and said, "Bear with me, I've just had a rain-wave. But don't worry, it's just a no-rainer. The sun will come out tomorrow." The girl smiled, and Jack continued on his way.

Later that day, Jack was invited to a dinner party. He was nervous because he didn't know anyone there, but he decided to have a cold drink with dinner and relax. He said, "I'll have a cold drink with dinner, it's a no-rainer. And who knows, maybe I'll make some new friends."

At the dinner party, Jack found himself in a conversation with a group of people who were discussing their favorite memories. Jack said, "In fact, let's take a trip down memory rain. What was the question again?" Everyone laughed, and Jack felt comfortable and at ease.

As the night went on, Jack continued to make everyone laugh with his word-plays. One of his jokes was, "It never rains, but it purrs." Everyone laughed, and Jack was having a great time.

At the end of the night, the host of the party approached Jack and said, "You have a gift for making people laugh. You should consider doing stand-up comedy." Jack smiled and replied, "Sure, in this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained."

From that night on, Jack became known as the "Rain Man" in the village. He continued to make people laugh with his word-plays and jokes, and he never let the rain dampen his spirit.

assistant: Sure, here's a story told through multiple jokes:

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

So, one day, the red tomato was feeling a little under the weather, it was so bad that it had to go see the doctor. When it got there, it met the crumbly cookie, who was also feeling sick. The two of them were seen by the scarecrow, who was moonlighting as a doctor. After a thorough examination, the scarecrow declared that both the tomato and the cookie were in good health, but needed to take it easy and get some rest. The tomato and the cookie were so grateful that they asked the scarecrow to come to their next award ceremony to receive an award for his outstanding work in the medical field. And so, the trio lived happily ever after!

assistant: Marble owed a lot of people money. Every time they would come to collect, he challenged them to a joke contest, and if theirs was better than his, he would settle. 
Every one of his punch lines were about rain, as seen before,
He lost, and could not cover it, so he got bruised up pretty bad.
But he could still hold a pen in his mouth.
Which was good since he had collected enough stories to put into his act as a comedy writer.