prompter: Give me a script from the opening scene from a reunion show for Seinfeld but have Larry David act as himself in the opening scene.

assistant: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld. Larry David walks into the café and heads straight to the counter. He orders his usual coffee and sits down at the booth.

LARRY: (sighs) It’s been a long time since I’ve been in this place.

Jerry enters the café and walks over to Larry.

JERRY: Hey Larry, what brings you here?

LARRY: Just grabbing a coffee, but I heard about the reunion show and I figured I’d drop by.

JERRY: (smiling) I’m glad you did, it’s not the same without you.

LARRY: (chuckles) Yeah, I’m sure it’s not.

The camera pans to Elaine and Kramer walking in, and they approach the booth.

ELAINE: Hey guys!

KRAMER: Hey, what’s going on here?

LARRY: Just catching up with an old friend, (gestures towards Jerry) and enjoying a cup of coffee.

KRAMER: (excitedly) I heard about the reunion show, I’m so pumped!

ELAINE: (smiling) Me too, it’s been too long since we’ve all been together.

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it’s going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as the group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

prompter: Rewrite that but make it slightly shorter (60% of the length)

assistant: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld. Larry David is at the counter. He orders his usual coffee.

Jerry enters the café and walks over to Larry.

JERRY: (smiling) Hey Larry, I’m glad you came. It’s not the same without you.

LARRY: (chuckles) Yeah, I’m sure it’s not.

The camera pans to Elaine and Kramer walking in, and they approach the booth.

KRAMER: Hey, what’s going on here?

LARRY: Just catching up with an old friend, (gestures towards Jerry) and enjoying a cup of coffee.

KRAMER: (excitedly) We heard about the reunion show, we're so pumped!

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it’s going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as the group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.

prompter: can you write a scene of the big bang theory in the style of shakespeare

prompter: Your rewrite didn't shorten the text enough. Please make it shorter still.

assistant: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Larry David walks into the café, orders coffee, and sits down at a booth. Jerry enters and joins him.

LARRY: I heard about the reunion show and thought I’d drop by.

JERRY: (smiling) Glad you did.

Elaine and Kramer walk in and approach the booth.

ELAINE: Hey guys!

KRAMER: What’s going on?

LARRY: Catching up and enjoying coffee.

ELAINE: (smiling) Me too, it’s been too long.

The group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

assistant: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld.
Larry walks into the café, orders coffee and sits down. Jerry joins him.

JERRY: What brings you here?

LARRY: Heard about the reunion and figured I'd drop by.

Elaine and Kramer enter, approach the booth and start chatting.

KRAMER: I heard about the reunion show, I'm so pumped!

ELAINE: Me too, it's been too long.

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it's going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as they chat and laugh.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

assistant: INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld. larry david and jerry seinfeild are sitting in their booth. 


JERRY: Long time no see! What brings you here?

LARRY: Just grabbing a coffee, but I heard about the reunion show and I figured I’d drop by.

JERRY: (smiling) I’m glad you did, it’s not the same without you.

LARRY: (chuckles) Yeah, I’m sure it’s not.

The camera pans to Elaine and Kramer walking in, and they approach the booth.

ELAINE: Hey guys!

KRAMER: Hey, what’s going on here?

LARRY: Just catching up with an old friend, (gestures towards Jerry) and enjoying a cup of coffee.

KRAMER: (excitedly) I heard about the reunion show, I’m so pumped!

ELAINE: (smiling) Me too, it’s been too long since we’ve all been together.

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it’s going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as the group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

assistant: (Scene opens with Larry David sitting in a couch in a TV studio, holding a script)

Larry: (looking at the script) "Seinfeld reunion show, huh? I don't know about this, feels a bit like a trap."

(Jerry Seinfeld enters the stage)

Jerry: "Hey Larry, how's it going?"

Larry: "Oh, it's going. You know, just trying to figure out what to say in this reunion show."

Jerry: "Don't worry about it, just be yourself. That's what people love about you."

Larry: "That's the problem, Jerry. Myself is a grumpy old man who's always complaining."

Jerry: "That's why it's perfect. You'll fit right in with the rest of us."

Larry: "I suppose you're right. But what if it's not as good as people remember? What if it's just a letdown?"

Jerry: "Come on, Larry. We're the Seinfeld gang. How can we be a letdown? Let's go out there and make some TV magic."

Larry: (sighs) "Okay, let's do this."

(They walk to the stage, ready to start the show)

Jerry: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Seinfeld reunion show! I'm Jerry Seinfeld and joining me today is my old friend, Larry David."

Larry: "Hello everyone. Let's just hope this reunion is better than my last reunion."

Jerry: (laughing) "We'll do our best, Larry."

(The camera cuts to the live audience, cheering and clapping)

Announcer: "And with that, the Seinfeld reunion show is underway. Stay tuned for more laughs and memories from your favorite characters."

prompter: Make it funnier.

assistant: Here's a sample script for the opening scene of a reunion show for Seinfeld featuring Larry David as himself:

(The stage is set with a table and chairs in a coffee shop setting, reminiscent of Monk's Cafe from Seinfeld. The audience is cheering and applauding as Larry David walks onto the stage.)

Larry: (smiling and waving to the audience) Hey, how you all doing? (sits down at the table)

(The audience continues to cheer and clap)

Larry: Alright, alright, settle down. So, what brings us all here today? (pause) That's right, it's the reunion show for Seinfeld. (sighs) I never thought I'd be doing this, but here we are.

(Jerry Seinfeld enters the stage and sits down at the table)

Jerry: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Larry: (smiling) Hey Jerry, it's good to see you.

Jerry: Yeah, you too. So, what do you think of all this? (gestures to the set and audience)

Larry: (skeptical) I don't know, Jerry. It's a little weird, don't you think? I mean, we were just a couple of guys writing jokes for a TV show.

Jerry: (laughing) Yeah, but it turned into something bigger than either of us could have ever imagined.

Larry: (laughing) I guess you're right. It's just strange to be back here, you know?

Jerry: (smiling) Well, it's going to be a fun night. Let's enjoy it.

Larry: (smiling) You're right, let's do that. (to the audience) And thanks for coming, everyone!

(The audience cheers and claps as the scene ends)

prompter: Pretty good, now write it in a way that doesn't break the 4th wall.