by ninetyninenine | 2025-11-01 18:54:40+00:00
>Not within the topic’s layer of abstraction. I can see you put a lot of thought into this, and if you were writing in a vacuum it might even be interesting, but discussion relies on context…

You keep invoking “context” as a shield for avoiding substance. Context doesn’t change semantics. Arithmetic faults, null dereferences, and contract violations are not “configurable conventions” no matter how much pseudo-philosophical varnish you apply. Calling fundamental runtime behavior a “configurable convention” is like claiming gravity is optional if you talk about it at the right “layer of abstraction.” It sounds deep until anyone with an actual engineering background reads it.

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>Right. A bug, not an exception. Overloading the use of exception data structures and associated control flows does not imply that there is an exception in concept, just like using an error data structure to represent an email address[1] does not imply that you are dealing with an error in concept. It’s just an email address.

Your “email analogy” is nonsense. The fact that something can be misused doesn’t invalidate its conceptual role. By that logic, if someone writes int banana = "hello", integers stop existing. Exceptions are not defined by their container type. They are defined by the runtime condition they represent. The fact that you have to keep insisting otherwise shows you have no grasp of the operational meaning of exceptions beyond the syntax of throw.

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>Right. A bug, not an exception. Again, just because you overloaded the use of a feature intended for dealing with exceptions for other purposes does not mean that you have an exception in concept. Just as an email address does not become a conceptual error just because you put it in an error data structure[1].

Repeating the same broken analogy doesn’t make it coherent. You keep hammering at this contrived misuse like it proves anything. It doesn’t. It’s a straw man. Nobody is arguing that misusing the mechanism redefines the concept. You’ve constructed a toy example where you intentionally misuse a type and then triumphantly point to your own confusion as evidence. This is the intellectual equivalent of setting your keyboard on fire and declaring that typing is impossible.

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>Right. A bug, not an exception. I sense a recurring theme here. It is clear now that you’ve undeniably confused exceptions (data structure) with exceptions (concept). You obviously missed a lot of context so this may come as a surprise, but we were talking about the concept of programmer error. Data structures used in an implementation find no relevance here.

You’re projecting your own confusion. You can’t even decide which layer you’re talking about. One moment you say exceptions are “data structures,” the next you say the data structure is irrelevant. You wave your hands at “concepts” but those concepts are precisely instantiated through those data structures. You don’t get to discard the implementation layer when it undermines your argument. Pretending the runtime’s behavior is irrelevant to the “concept of programmer error” is a convenient way to avoid admitting that bugs and exceptions are related manifestations of the same fault system. You’re not clarifying categories; you’re just renaming them until they stop overlapping.

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>As bugs and exceptions are different categories within the broader concept of programmer error, you could equally say “In practice many bugs are how bugs announce themselves”. How, exactly, am I to grok that? I honestly have no idea what to make of that statement.

Of course you don’t. The problem isn’t the statement; it’s your refusal to recognize that categories can overlap without collapsing. Saying exceptions often announce bugs is perfectly coherent: bugs are latent causes, exceptions are how those causes surface at runtime. Your confusion stems from trying to turn mutually informative categories into mutually exclusive ones. It’s the same error a freshman makes when they insist that “rain isn’t weather because weather causes rain.”

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[1] The Error("foo@example.com") example doesn’t reveal deep insight; it reveals that you can misuse syntax. That’s not philosophy, it’s just bad code.