text,feeling
20 min break in all day meeting  hope to be on my way by 3pm,0
@jadedownes whats sup?,0
redoing work is THE most depressing thing iv done all year   swainnyyy needs a hug,0
Ok have to run a few errands ..BBIAB,1
@sunflower_seeds oh  well I WAS CONCERNEDED.,0
"Argh - BBC's Moto GP coverage is being presented by Charlie Cox, the bloke that even Top Gear Aus had to drop. Recommendation indeed",0
Just realized have been comparing the Indian (40 degree) and UK (20 degree) summer the past few days --  10th person today,1
"Star Trek was sooo good, but are we suprised? No. Hanging out in Caroline's room now. Listenin to some sweet tunes.",1
I wish tomorrow would be better,0
@evienyc A mad genius with balls. hahaha Let me know how that world thing turns out for you! I'm taking notes.,1
@souljaboytellem http://twitpic.com/2vo2s - looks wickedd  xxxxxxxxxx,1
With farah on a bus stuck in traffic,0
@dchest а еÑ?ли на улице промозгло и дождик капает?,1
Sleep... Now! Tomorrow mosdef CANNOT be a lazy day. I'm craving El Pollo Loco.,0
BC Election...It is quite sad that there isn't a candidate worthy of the title of Premier,0
"@DawnRichard the cut looks nice  lil blurry tho, not tryna be funny but it lowkey looks lik ur sittin on da toilet u look very unhappy lol",1
"Not so good workout 2nite.  A healthy dinner for the most part, but whipped cream accidentally spilled all over the strawberries. Bummer",1
"Just uploaded PICS in facebook, friendster, myspace etc..  Hope u guyz like them!! ily guyz!! Keep on supporting!! Rock on!!",1
Good morning everyone!!! I'm so tired!   want to sleep but the school will begin in 30 minutes...,0
going to hot spain soon,1
@jasonmitchener I'm doing pretty well  starting drivers ed tomorrow wohoo!,1
Both sons have stepped up to go to the airport. They are lovely and I take full credit for training them!,1
"@MonaMinx that's what Sundays are for  Aw our man's tweets earlier, so so sweet. And honest.",1
seen tv and trying to study(how bad is that,0
"30 years doing this, and I'm still scared to death about my new course at DAA going live!",0
@angel9293 hahaha whateva it was a special moment for me  lol,1
"sunday funday.....hahaha, we will see how today turns out. Watching back at the barnyard, haha.",1
@LENNDEVOURS I need to do the same... rain has given me a good excuse!  Tomorrow hopefully it will rain too!,1
Feels Shitty!!!!,0
"@laurawrsaurus yeah... in the 1st, i thought the ending was forced,... turns out all the books miss out on fights/deaths/love scenes etc",0
doesn't have to work tonight. i'll be down by the pool all day if you need me.  come join if you want!,1
co: It's a bad time for cartoons.,0
@KitiaraTomsen my girl is in tears im making her stay home.,0
@muteme I know! I could hear it all the way here. Talking about ear blasters,1
is waiting for pizza...!!!! Hungry! no food in the house and HATES storms!,0
@wormdance really sorry for my disability to help you,0
"@littleisis I absolutely WILL call you tomorrow, though. I feel bad for not knowing more about the accident.",0
Just seen our new CRM software made with Ruby on Rails. Absolutely great! Soon available in beta,1
Got a late start. Im good now,1
"@ddlovato have a safe trip in South America  have fun, &take loads of photos! You'll do great! Better than that....AMAZING! Love you!",1
@Anime81 I'm sooo disappointed. No gay cartoons.,0
"she wants her nails painted black, she wants the toy in the cracker jack. she needs to feel that fire",1
@tammymcmullen I love it! Tell @alliemcmullen she looks beautiful,1
Gym time.....geez I don't want to go.,0
"one month 'til smoking ban, roughly one month since i quit, can now watch http://bit.ly/W6EE6  without flinching",1
@kryptongirl I may or may not have just watched Twilight ... again,1
went to see Romeo & Juliet at the ballet last night...tonight is a 50's diner style party!  Happy Friday all! its going to be a hot one! x,1
Thinking most of us are superficial 4 REAL!!,0
@ess_tee_you k done! I will start figuring out what day! Mmm BBQ... @chrismusina ps you're coming! Then u can meet the alien,1
I now have 666 followers,0
The last damn row in the plane.,0
@KarlaHeartMusic happy birthday to karla  (yesterday),1
"Yes! Only a few more hours until I get Lines, Vines, and Trying Times!",1
@mileycyrus you saved my life. you taught me life lessons. yet i've still never met you/gotten a reply  i love you miley,0
@jabrand  #cloudcamp?  First I've heard of it!  Have fun!,1
@aciel my two months thing maksudnya tuu flu ama demam. Sakit kok periodik gini,0
@3OH3pfr #Starstrukk - I'm excited,1
liz just left  aww it was so good to see her.,0
@Scotacon You levelled without me?,0
"Dang, the guy was sentenced to manslaughter and only got five yrs for killing his wife  boooo",0
Give me thunder and lightning! please,1
@juhidee119 i'm just tryin to eat less..not that i eat much..i just gain weight with every bit of food i get into my mouth,0
Tip: don't leave a box of Krispy Kremes near your cat- if it's senile it may just get them confused for a litter box and wee on them.,0
"hey, wow.. i havent update twitter for a while.!  sorry everybody.  well.. haha.. playing restaurant city on facebook..",1
"@chelseawheeler tehe,me too,not hungover though,just very tired&lazy lol.I had a great weekend thanks.And my cousin had a baby boy yest",1
Nights alone and unable to see are the worst..  @RachelGodwin I figured that out AFTER I looked them up!,0
orange ball was so much fun! got to meet a bunch of really cool people,1
@stylegallery I'll tell him what you said.,1
@TheSelenaHomez yes! I have been waitin a long time for this,1
"dammit. my dad got home late from work and missed the car auction  all hope is not lost though, i will get a car eventually...",0
Morning everyone. I just lost my job. What now???,0
ew i HATE bananas! but i LUV banana bread!,1
"@tomlazar looks pretty similar in goal to zest.releaser. Tagging, uploading to pypi. Couple of differences, of course  Looks fine.",1
Oh man! I jus got home  i miss my friends and cedar point already,0
@shawnhawaii is so crazy! Loving it! So lovely seeing you.  if I can find you I will. #LMFAO,1
desperately wants long hair again,0
@rkartha Damn man!! I was looking forward to meet up with u  Will send live updates,0
Ye Olde computer keeps crashing.,0
i'm sad because everyone says i've changed... tear  LMAO,0
Off to brunch with friends!,1
@Dieharddinorawr Omg. Lol that just got me excited all over again.   seriously..... Need to book flights. :|,1
each of us are embarking on an adventure & i'm kind of scared but its a high i could get used to.,1
@vpyp you just want to see how to mould your hair to be more Spock-like right....,1
@ambellina fell on my ipod 1 too many times skating last summer,0
I wanna see Harry Potter so bad.,0
is procrastinating. I'm in a "don' wanna" mood.,0
It's raining at seaworld,0
@msbaraja I haven't posted them yet...,0
@ToTheNthDegree awwr,0
3+ hours of Sims 3 gameplay down the drain. Crash...,0
Special Agent Charles Carmichael is born  #chuckmemondays #chuckeu,1
"isss in topeka, kansas and leaving back for texass tomorrow morning",0
has a tooth/gum ache   I never get them very random,0
Oww  my foot hurts,0
just changed her primary photo.,1
"doesn't it just suck when you think you're cool, then u try and DM someone, and it sez "not following u".  fucking busted.  ow",0
90210 season 2! can't wait,1
Just biked 5 miles with mom.. now have a nice glass of pino by the pool,1
@shannonstacey All apps were supposed to be 3.0 ready by the release date....they all had advance notice  that sucks though!,0
@fireflies_uk I'm glad it's not just me then. I was worried I'd be lynched there  #bgt,1
In Taiwan now. I miss Jami,0
"Your expectation is the seed for your manifestation." - sneak peak quote from next issue of Miracle Times..... coming out soon!,1
chillen at home. hw suck...,0
@blurtit wow thanks! You're like the oracle!,1
@KSLbbruce It was sarcasm.  E-bay is so last year.  I was really browsing Craigslist for a sweet deal on construction paper.  No luck.,0
I am so hungry,0
@TORNADOHUNT Please ask TWC to REMOVE that distracting swirly graphic near the bottom of screen during your live shots!  Thanks!,0
@theslimstrument thatz the goal. And thanks.,1
FML....i hate hospitals!! 5 hours and counting,0
@Rayshull You're prob right.  I remembered she sold of of the 2.,1
@simonvreeman gaaaaaf thanks!,1
"Before you buy any cellphone like LG, please do a simple search if that phone can sync with your PC/Mac",0
"@TheBellaShow damn that sucks  Just got home already in the bed...went out last night, so I'm chillin...",0
"@iLaurenStevens I don't have a TV in my room right now, and Klara is watching a movie in the living room.",0
@isfan we have a huge family reunion  I wish I could! I need a few clones... @JCHutchins could you help?,0
My heart hurts.who does this bitch thiiiink she is? Wait why do I care?? I don't!!!!!! But I do,0
Somehow I managed to get my flight bumped up early enough to make it to game 1... and I was able to keep my first class seat!  Woo hoo!!,1
"@DeniseCDyer If I do, I don't have time to get it together.  Thanks though!!",0
rainy outing for 2 consecutive years. It's becoming a standard now. Hehe!,1
@KourtneyKardash duh! Of course I've been watching,1
<--- TRES excited!! We bought a baby fig tree today @RichtersHerbs . No hibiscus or Meyer lemons though,0
Deker thinks this site is stupid... i don't care. and he's still a sweetie,1
"@TysonBo Whilst he's out, try digging 'I Love You' into the lawn. It'll make a lovely surprise when he gets home",1
@XxbbydevlxX " addison"!!!!!!! The guy i like....,0
W u know what do to when u see good pics  i will be waiting...tho nothing will replace half nekkid rob as background on fone,1
Overslept!!! Need "pick me ups",0
Bad weekend! recce of next weeks 20km bike race route but asthma attack after 4km and no inhaler. Bad brick today  not a happy bunny!,0
"@dementedpuppet Have you read Majestrix's Hell series? It's not the same kind of twisted as Beyond, but it's fairly warped.",1
@heysteph OMG OMG OMGGG STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO CUTE!! i want a mukmuk and quatchi hahah OMGG. i want to see it too,0
@ono14991 same here.. but why you hate Leona?,0
"@gordymarshall BTW, be thankful you have roadies. While packing up after our gig, I whacked myself in the head with my mic stand. Ouch!",0
"Seriously missing my Sem friends right now. You guys rock!      Also, Rhubarb pics are up.",1
"Just watched the movie Wicked at Jimmy's... I thought it was good, everyone else says I am not allowed to pick movies anymore",0
"@libbyoliver Thanks Libby, and you!",1
life is veryy good right now,1
"Just had the best salsa. Homemade salsa: Fresh roma tomatos, onions, garlic, jalapenos and lime, blender. Just amazing, Try it sometime",1
http://twitpic.com/5cpz8 - I am the lozer,0
@bangz03  omg i luv my converse!,1
@Jeanise  I was going to say let's go to lunch...,0
I am watching reruns of The Game on BET! I am still sad that they made that decision regarding the show. It was the best thing on CW!,0
@fallenstar_ I was just stalking your facebook... am I not cool enough for a message in the sand?  Haha.,0
@vmarinelliRVA Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it.  I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he's better soon,0
Woo Birthday In 2 Weeks!  It Was So Hot Today! Tired Workin On Ma Nans Back Garden All Day..&& Watched Drag Me To Hell Yesterday!! SCARY!,1
Furniture designs and exploded axons done by Friday? maybe throw in a mini model too? no problem...,0
@vickytcobra seems you woke up at pretty much the same time as me  except i went to bed at 11.30 so i definitely got more than 3 hrs sleep,1
Bon fire tonight. Beaching it tomorrow,1
My wifey still asleep.,1
@seanhtaylor Vote twice.,1
Thanks guys   Hopefully the derby charms will all be ready by the tournament.  Need to make a stripey sock out of silver now...,1
@tommcfly http://twitpic.com/3l9e5 -  Gio and you are so sweet together,1
"Goin to ma cousins soon, there dog is soo cute",1
"@jforjessy LAME!! just eating, smoking weeds, and guitar-ing. ALONE!!",0
"@idangazit Yea yea, I did search...looking in the wrong place  but thanks",1
My 4th of july is soo much more fun when i don't get fireworks. i get glow sticks instead.,1
getting bitten by mosquito in office,0
@freddytaul thank you sir.,1
I have a knot in my back,0
"@LmfaoJENN not nice  ... plus im only 3 inches tall, so it would be hard for you to even see me dance",0
"Urgh. Been playing my game for about an hour and my computer decided it needs to restart,before i could get a chance to save.",0
needs sleep. can't remember the last time i had a decent sleep  http://plurk.com/p/rcy88,0
Intermission  the show is great so far.,1
@notthewinner At least it wasn't on your birthday. @mslibbyj made sad face for her baby bird.,0
Had a lil fun last nite  goin to work...,1
@beeboo and now you work for twitter?,1
I CANT FRIGGIN WAIT FOR THE HILLS SEASON FINALE ON SUNDAY! but i dont want it to be Lauren's last episode....that makes me sad,0
@RepubliCofFun well he could be veteran pop culture reporter on Max channel couldn't he?    what about it @maxmarkson? speak to Walshy!,1
totally fixed my computer.     @nickforbes when is it?,1
Watching the Magic about to lose,0
@angelsab I've stopped watching cause I feel embarrassed for NSW  wtf is wrong with them?,0
Trying to sleep but my legs are twitching and I can't stop moving them  .,0
"@nomes2 Done!! Sorry! First I only had the people there, slowly letting more in  lol",1
"@dannybyrd Agreed m8, it's ruthless out there",0
@suitechauvhan girl my room is sooo messy its crazy.. im doing well tho.. im just working on some stuff..,1
I couldn't be more exhausted. I wish I was capable of driving home to my own bed,0
@laurasap Still Learning... But Always Want To Rock! Whoot! hehe  LOL,1
@64Colors Congrats again guys. You two rule!! Now when are we gonna get pics.,1
"@JayLink_ nitey,nite  party later with u",1
"@Markkyg.. Twitter is awesome, its hard to get use to but in time you will love it",1
woo new Rancid album has arrived and @fthc has finished recording his next album! although boo I have meeting as lead developer off sick,0
@abossy Ur PA afternoon sounds so nice-perhaps I'll join u sometime!,1
Seriously I NEED to clean. This place is a sty. Why can't I focus??  If I don't clean NOW I won't be able to write soon.,0
@Mongrel61 Dr. Faith will bring some TLC across the miles,1
"@KimKardashian Kim, my hair has been long like yours my entire life and i cut it in December and i totally regret it. Think it through.",1
"@SkydiveHistory That would be nice. Crappy weather today, though. And my favorite DZ closed, and the closest one is a couple hours away.",0
"demi is going on tour, taylor is going tour, miley is going on tour, & jonas brothers are going on tour, with the guy i think i <3. : ...",0
@CSI_PrintChick Hiya that's sweet that you are really CSI   I thought it was just your tweet name...,1
No work again  ...  I guess I'd better seize the day eh?,0
is really sunburnt after spending four hours on the beach  it really hurts,0
@bne7 acme sucks anyway.  I would shop there if they took me back,0
@isityouorme yea .. we went to san mateo for this othe all u can eat sushi place. not as good as Fuji's but still tasty.,1
@Jakesmom02 ouch ouch,0
Scalin hurts like a mofo. I hate the dentist omgg - no cavities tho,1
Mom's are supposed to be invincible. They aren't supposed to get sick.,0
The time has come to change everything.....Excited abt the new coll bt sad abt getting seperated from family and friends  :S,0
I've answered most of the DMs but I am close to maxing out so check your DM boxes,1
@thecraigmorris c'est moi  merci... I have done big rock candy mtn w/ Vo live,1
I want to go pick up my check but it's raining,0
@AricaD23 yayyyy for twitter,1
"@wbaars i thought its a varient for violet , sorry",0
"@jtimberlake hey justin, really appreciate you putting up all the snl skits, but they're not internationally accessible! can't watch them",0
@mahhriahh i don't  its my homepage though.,0
"@docmarvy oh, mistake ;) you are not following me",0
"my dad played me, but proved to be actual competition.",1
The intertubes are clearly blocked today. Having awful trouble doing anything,0
@itsgenesis Congrats mama! Can't wait to see it!,1
@petabridges glad you are having nice weather. Only 45F and rain here,0
So I've been sleeping. Woke up. All sad. I'm scared @BenWay08 will dump me cus I'm moody as all hell,0
Been looking into Quaker schools for Cian since meeting someone who teaches in one. None near us tho,0
@discoterie you're always eating i h8 u,0
ugh.. I came to work an hour early again.. hate this,0
@MattGhere I see more Justin Timberlake than Michael Buble.  but both are quite fine so your good either way XD,1
@amyvampradio i understand,0
can u tell im bored at work  lol,0
"dear my friend m-johns, what the hell r we doing here?",1
"afternoon peeps motogp qually has started at Jerez, very excited",1
@Nowhere2Hide No Problem,1
Early @ work. A bit starving. Gonna have Sausage McMuffin and Hash Browns.,1
Back from the allergist what an afternoon,0
i need friends,0
Harry Chapin sings CATS IN THE CRADLE Live  http://bit.ly/p2L08  Take the time NOW!  Love your Kids always!  Balance Ur life Please!,1
@NevaLucas Apparently the pictures are from the series LOST-Google and you'll find video of the scene. Someone is really sick to do this!,0
Needs a friend to share my stories with,0
I'm going to street warriors today,1
"@neilhimself congrats, from the girl on your right.",1
@mindsrleathl  Thanks and I will let you know when the vid is up.,1
eurghh my iPod's gonna die  im gonna have to take my lead to school and plug it in the computer!!,0
My uniform lady told me that I was fat today  time to go on a diet! (after dinner tomorrow),0
trying to work out bloody twitter mobile,0
@CaitlinPorter: good job,1
http://bit.ly/12xzTj  updated,1
Still cleaning up the Casa after it being broken into today  Fuckers!!  http://tinyurl.com/lvzoqs,0
Saliendo a san cristóbal,0
"Photo: Yay, first copy of Edge has arrived. Slightly bent though  http://bit.ly/1apkV1",0
:taylor:elena: made my day  hanging with kenzie tomorrow (:seeing zach for sure tomorrow night,1
SUCCESS! Am cleaning out the Dillon's at 21st and Rock of their rhubarb inventory.  Strawberry rhubarb pie is gonna happen.,1
@astynes I luffs spicey food.,1
Got soaking wet feet from walking home from work,0
working at #vkgebouw today. we have an intern at #narb now... crazy stuff,1
ONE. MORE. DAY. going to hang out with caty harrison and andre when they get out of school,1
"Souths win! 80th minute , bored tonight!  something to do?",0
@rawree  I'm sorry about your friend.    {{{{{{{{{{rawree}}}}}}}}}}}}}  big hug to you.,0
is awake. Early airport call...guests are flying home today,0
@ashsimpsonwentz Hi. do you has your personal myspace.com///,1
I want to get out of here before that guy comes back and chops off my hands.,0
@IronstoneMuseum WorldMark owners who come to Angels Camp and vicinity definitely like to visit you!,1
Hungry! I want food. No more snack at home  - http://tweet.sg,0
@meeshfelt News feed overload only happens when you try to read all of it.,1
omg this book is so sad,0
"I really ought to get up, but I'm havin trouble doing so! I'm so tired  hope everyone else is ok today xx",0
"i feel like i didn't sleep a wink last night. oh, and i missed the mighty boosh!",0
http://twitpic.com/5esph - Looked a bit messy and unhealthy...But I love guacamole,1
ready for the world!,1
Yeaa look it up,1
sum1 follow me...im fed up of bein stuck on 42followers,0
@sarahjoybrown your tweet just confused me.,1
"ok, so now I want a blackberry..... I'm gonna miss my touchscreen phones though",0
not making much $$ trying to make people Laugh is a hard JOB to do and I am very good at it but mean  %^&*@**#%  out there  - MEAN !,0
@DonaldHardyCRS don't worry someone will get you,1
@mileycyrus i miss someone too  aw that is suck!,0
My hubby is the best!,1
@mikkkey20 Yeah whoa. poor @dannygokey  what is wrong with people!? seriously!,0
@fossiloflife LOL me and ragging @daaku.No way,1
@BrodyJenner if u watch the hills in london u will realise what tourture it is because were weeks and weeks late  i just watch itonlinelol,0
Lost a battle with the couch....phone has been blowing up,0
"@craigsbeardwax LOL, Megadeth,",1
"@GeneSzumowski Gene!    Hey, darlin'!  I'm good! How are you?",1
@thenlesley it isn't a very pretty day out  what are we gunna do?! Amanda j has the day off as well!,0
FYI- i finished studying for 4hours today  yay!,1
@WalkinSpAstic Email.,1
"@ItsNeet Awesome. I bookmarked it. No definition on nudge, though.",0
@maxsummers btw Kindle vs iphone is a trick question - since there's a Kindle app for the iphone,1
@dougiemcfly dude your hair is hot...just like you,1
@adamjackson I'm loving my AC.,1
"Following all my followers again, how are you? thanks for following  x",1
@tinchystryder  good luck! ;) cant wait to hear all these new tunes! keep them coming darlin cos we love them! n we love you!  x x,1
"@JShipp Yep. I was allowed the pink, but still got vetoed on the black",0
"Big shout out to all my followers  Im getting there, slowly but surely! Patients is the key !!",1
@LAFYgrapevine there were also music and commercial breaks that took up a lot of time.  thanks for trying !,0
@_squeekss // haha yeahh,1
Heartbroken. We move out of our office next thursday and i just found a ridiculously cute boy that works in my building  fml.,0
Totally bummed - the plant/tree Ive had for less than two weeks is already dying!!!  halp! Ps: I <3 christina  http://tinyurl.com/ow4nfu,0
Morning everyone.. Off to conference. Totally killed my eye today in basic mascara wand in the eye. Literally. Slipped. Ouch,0
I was just asked to be an abercrombie model,0
@teeahhurie sure you can watch twilight with me,1
@JonesBeach_1988 I want a free gallon of milk,0
BOYS confuse me...but I refuse to give up,1
yay!! Bella is having the puppies. But poor thing is having trouble  it's her first time.,0
Thinks Brooklyn Center should be closer to here. I miss my huni,0
blaah got a lot of editing to do. I need a more comfy chair  I want to lay down and work. Boohoo.,0
just got out of the pool and is feeling fine,1
"@IceAngel85 Yeah, hence me putting "I know it's subjective"...",1
heading to the beach,1
@EpicureanJourny You're very welcome!    #followfriday,1
Downstairs with the kids for less than an hour and I'm already starting to get shrieky  I hate when I let them press my buttons.,0
"@tweenkle77 I haven't seen a cigar bar here in ages  I understand the banning smoking in public places, but they closed the smoke bars too",0
@cheekiuk yeah fingers crossed,1
"@huong_vietnam oops sorry, your message didn't display in "home".  haha that's an old story huh?  pls see the link in ur direct message!",1
"Very happy to be free for a week!!! Sun, Sea and Surf for me all the way",1
@a_my_ would chat hon but am just off out  soz xxx,0
@taylorswift13 Do you have your swim trunks? And your flippy floppies? Flip some burgers 'cause I'm at Kinkos flipping copies.,1
@Spitphyre Hey! Absolutely!!  Yep! Followed some of the #twpp and enjoyed you gals having a good time,1
No bball today,0
In Scottsdale and maybe never going home,1
(@pupiartist) These ASPCA commercials make me wanna cry  ahww where's molly I need a hug from a fuzzy face ...,0
"@kewlrats Cool.  I'll reimburse you via paypal   If you're the EIC, what character can I be?",1
spring is nice  will apply to first place that has outdoor office facilities,1
beloved Nanaapple is sick,0
@fli_c oh no - did I write that in the t&c? "beware spooky updates?",1
@RoryConstant I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
http://twitpic.com/7ivq1 - taken with my blackberry.,1
Anybody wanna go to the mall?,0
""No one is following me, because i'm just an average person  " OMG how wrong is that, you are a very very special person, believe me.....",0
http://twitpic.com/694cy - @XChadBallX thanks  can't wait for the show,1
@Eemma http://twitpic.com/2aa0m - So this is where you're getting the $$$ for the island,1
why do people go to europe anyway,0
@RealHughJackman the movie is awesome i saw the midnight show in Vancouver,1
we are tanning  check us out on youtube!! same name as our account,1
...thinks that emily hooper is the bomb diggedy,1
@natashax3 cuz im trying too get my Twittascope but it wont load,0
@treyrey86 Good luck finding your wallet!,0
;( noooo! why? things are so complicated if I spelt thy wrong idc,0
No launch. NASA sucks. Share the pain with at @Schingler @bethbeck @toddicus,0
"@smanjunath I remember you telling me once this same thing holds true "what we think, we become"",1
exams this week = not a good week. but only 2 days left.,1
hanging out with @sabarvisu2467 and @justALTNOY,1
Had to say goodbye to my mac for awhile because it's sick,0
Just recorded Better Together by Jack Johnson  Putting it up on my music myspace right now,1
@souljaboytellem http://twitpic.com/6e0ex - Lookn fresh Soulja Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!,1
"lol , playing guitar haha, YAY i love my guitar",1
my phones stuck in a radio loop; i can do everything BUT text till i disconfigure the damn loop,0
@CHLOEandBOO LOL. i'm glad someone got to enjoy my little moment of stupidity/genius....,1
I'm going to cyprus today... But i don't have any money.  oh well i guess i'll get mom to get me something.,0
In the last 6 minutes and 56 seconds my queue position has dropped from 12 to 11 - extrapolating that out isn't pretty,0
@Panqueque i wish i actually could have made it there,0
my dear???DO NOT KILL ME! i will clean it up! but the watch&the ring..err.. you can spill coffee in my car too if u feel better this way!,0
twitter has been getting pretty boring  thats sad (,0
@meanchineseguy JEALOUS!!,0
is in the middle of listening to PICpodcast and it's pretty funny. I'm so jealous!,1
I'm off to bed  Goodnight all.,1
"@raksha thanks, dear! i miss you too!!! and, i'm about to send something out to the chapter that you will probably also love",1
@CarrieLHall Have fun house hunting with your Mom!,1
"Oh my i am def slackin, i didnt do ma bday countdown for today!!!! 7 days to go....21 is quickly comin",1
@anthetheridge cool I want one!! Going camping in Keswick with the girls and kids soon,1
On the way to meet my long lost twin friends for a Thai lunch.,1
"@hayles Yeah, I hate those the most too",0
just waking up!!! my piercing is sore...musta slept on it!!!,0
bahahaha to pete<33 goodnight twitter world!  jamies not here this weekend; so i shall be sleeping in! goodnight; again!,1
The last Jonas Brothers live chat made me real excited for LVATT.,1
Still at the airport waiting for my flight out of NY! Can't wait to go HOME!!! I miss my cat Kasper,0
@KayJayMusic good for u,1
"So tired been shopping since half 9, wat a work out, headin to match now",1
@heyitsnicolee i didnt wake u up,0
@sickkid1972 We have a small summer house just by the lake. Our paradise!,1
hi from Italy. love you,1
"@bccarlso mom and I just got in a fight, go figure...also I'm still bummed about my whole job situation.",0
@KristinaaG aww i'm sorry about that,0
@JennyJS hehe  now i can send him tweets all the time,1
is going to see how this twitter works,1
we'll be together ♥,0
"@titia07  i actually found out about the song through a good charlotte fanvideo on youtube, i instantly fell in love with it",1
@xbllygbsnii ooo :$ times it at?,0
starting lemon detox tomorrow. going to do it for 12 days  be skiny for saturday night.,1
http://twitpic.com/7jnde - my poor car... and face.,0
"@AlexAllTimeLow So was the one on Absolute Punk not supposed to be there? If so, sorry I listened illegally.  I feel dirty now.",0
what a effin weather.. n i forgot my umbrella @ home. damnit. hopin that it'll stop l8er on. less than 3 hours 2 go..,1
i kinda wana go to the Hello Kitty thing next month! nt bcz i like it bt bcz i wana laugh at it and make fun of it!!,1
@acroamatic Where did everyone go?,1
@Kelly_McFLY33 No what they actually did the nurse regonised me.Well my back is SO SO sore and i can hardly walk  :\  wby ?  x,0
"@hoanghuynh n?u ch?i neogeo th� t�m MAME Emulator ?y, ch?i ?c nhi?u tr� h?n",1
Sometimes I wish I could wish upon a star! And wish for peace in these world.,0
in a horrible mood  im so tired but i cant sleep!   2 days! wtf!!  i really want to sleep,0
"@DarkPiano LOL..yes., it is.  Glad to hear you are wonderful present. Enjoying the moment?",1
"Yeah get ur facts straight, thanks gio",1
is finding it hard to get the hang of twitter,0
@JustCindy_   I don't know. I'LL BE REALLY BORED !,0
Its good news week.,1
"Teaching my 4.5 yo Shafi to read. He's making such a progress, he just read the whole sentence! I'm so proud of him",1
all plans cancelled today. Nenek hospitalised,0
"@DjDavidVargas i really do miss it  this is the first time i havent come !!! if i would have know about the parade, i woulda come!",0
@sbksha doesn't help,0
im excited for tommorow  ugh my allergies are killing me.,1
it's a little late for guitar...i'll just count this as a lullaby.,1
Ack! The poker gods are not with me tonight,0
I have to go grocery shopping and pay rent!!!,0
@trent_reznor Congratulations.,1
The raisins turned my face red  Guess I'll stop now lol.,0
Wow a cloudy rainy Monday... I hope my day doesn't mirror the weather. Oh @andrewbrooks1 you are to funny my friend.,1
"drinking coffee, watching the news, missing my OR 9 & my Dr",0
"I mean, I can't believe that  - not @jameshart",1
@Supermodel4real My sissy poo!!,1
@JaneFonda Break a leg tonight! My household is pulling for you.,1
@TweetaRican hey mama how was the vacay?,1
"@peterbromberg My French isn't better I guess, so I watched the German dubbed version.  Maybe there's a Engl. subtitled version out there.",1
"@nkotblvr god, I wish I had the money!!!!",0
"@tbush With that kind of money, though, you could brand a turd. Hmm. Actually, just realised that's what a lot of the industry does",1
missing all nighter campfires with the friends,0
@VampireKat you not goin to eat me right?,1
i feel awful! I can't breathe and my nose is stopped up. Ughhh kill me now,0
"@Lizzlizz I'm at work at the mo, but will ask my flatmate when I get home tomorrow , and will mail you",1
N33DZ to return his H&M padded mini dress  whatever if it did fit I would have puny narrow shoulders and my head would look huge ; ),0
Wish I had a friend who tweets as much as I do,0
Late night :/ wanted to get to sleep way earlier but got caught up. Got myspace ads set up for all shows @ me if you see any ads!,1
@cookio  are you going to remove me ?,0
@KoiFishSushi yeah...that's understandable,0
Looks like beach day! going to enjoy some nice ocean breeze,1
trish it closed.  i'll go back to your room! haha,0
@HDOLLAZ lol shut up...nothin here at work sleepy  tired just wanna go home,0
@emalyse Good morning. So I wasn't the only one who listened to the birdsong channel,1
@iziaee Thanks  I downloaded it from youtube.,1
"had my frapaccino! wooo CHOCOLATE CREAM, now i guess its  bk to revision  loool",0
"@nitinsgr  i am probably visitng North in August / September - Amristsar , golden temple , can always join",1
@JGDemas Good morning sir.  Happy Anniversary,1
@starbright31 Me either. I don't like it here outside of the loop!,0
"is having a picnic in Alexandra Park today, the weather is LUSH and i have the friends with sandwiches for it",1
Just got home after dropping off @mstwixted Had a wonderful Saturday.,1
Sun is beginning to set here. Becoming so lonely.,0
is tired but cba to sleep,1
"just woke up, i am so lazy  been practicing playing little housewife on my day off though.",0
my car just died. Shit i have a tear,0
today is a good day  cant wait to see family from oklahoma tomorrow : D,1
@MamaSeal and like in real life i had no kids  or a husband,0
@jiangqiu Is it then rude to sunbathe while she's working?,1
munching away at some delicious smartie chocolate. Had too much,0
In philly with trio<3,1
@ home listening to 30h!3's dont trust me lol im wearing a lil black dress with tights underneath HAHA ironic!,1
@demi_lovato_rox your welcome  follow4follow??^^,1
"Baked potato, fruit juice, crysanthemum tea, and yoghurt",0
Ahhh! The new Sonny with a Chance starring Selena Gomez is TODAY!,1
searching for "ba da" on bing.com does not result in a hilariousness,0
Is at home being bored ass hell . Sucks being home alone &;+  without Jarred  ;;  watching ( Runs House ],0
Spending the day in bed. geez I hate being sick,0
"@larainefan ...so I guess I did find something interesting  I hope she lets me put my feet up, too.. . lol",1
"@m_callahan Hey Marissa! It's Sara  Did you get my facebook msg? I hope you can reply soon! Anyways hope you're doing well, xo.",1
@UndiscovedStar no drinks.. just achess...  and u hung up on me earlier!,0
@PiNkPrinCeSa I'm cool but mad I gotta go 2 work on a beautiful day like this,0
Baby steps to achieving the goal. I wonder if I have it in me.. I'm so impatient,0
Hi Sweetheart @ Donnette  how are you chick-a-dee ?,1
"@BrumGPA They came on at 20 past last week in Manc. My last train was at 11:10 aswell, was sooo worried",0
"im watching 'La Rosa de Guadalupe', its very nice, tho its sad too  poor girl man. =/",0
"dont think i can go too miley, have no money whats so ever",0
Photo: getitgurl: This picture is gorgeous. This is what my summer will consist of  :/ http://tumblr.com/xz01t4k4w,1
need to study but i hate studying...finals tomarrow dn tuesday then school over,0
"@iamjonathancook daaa da dooo, cant waittttt",1
"@mnrmg, that is a pretty fun song I have to agree",1
@zackXcore go join a military project i'm sure they'd help you out,1
big brother is  absoloute shit this year,0
"Happiness is when what everything you think, you say and you do comes in harmony",1
On the phone just got some bad news,0
@SIYA_ I miss you too boo! I been here a week and no siya or Klee,0
"wait, we have a new one? #gokeyisabigot #gokeyisabitch #gokeyisadouche. jeez, wank is too hard to keep up wtih",0
@alexis919 my hubby called him! He never calls me...,0
Back from my trip  Am already suffering from Sinai withdrawals.,0
@selenagomez selena what time you leavin? Or are you gone already? Please come back soon or else ill cry myself to sleep everyday,0
@zinedistro hey we don't stock notes and errata. why don't we stock notes and errata?,1
eating a slushi slushy raspado whatever you call them hahaha,1
....sun eat hours!,0
"man, @liloshawntell hurts my feeling.she knwo i be having her back....",0
@MarvetBritto your words of inspiration are definitely a GREAT way to start my morning   Thanks,1
Just got in from Ruby Tuesdays. I'm Ms. $ saver. If u like Ruby Tuesdays here's a buy 1 meal get 1 free coupon  http://lnk.ms/08kXH,1
Why must I wear my heart on my sleeve??,0
@FrankieTheSats when do we get to see the video? I cant wait I love you girls... I have everything singed! Cant wait to see u on the 24th,1
Testing Twitter on my mobile!,1
@LadyMillzzz #ughettowhen the mom and her daughter both has 4 kids and shes only 19  lmfao,1
@Jonfann  blahh its boiling here,1
@xCaityKinzz Thanks for the follow friday too,1
@joannalovesyou1 lmao jack and alex were cuddled together last night,1
"just woke, btw, you can be veeeery hungry when you haven't eaten in more then 12 hours + you get a terribel headache",0
@gypsyjr that's awesome! I have a hard time watching the behind-the-scenes stuff. Feelings of jealousy are overpowering.,0
@EspreeDevora What are you trying to measure? Maybe I can help if I know more about your specific need.,1
@gaylondon Oh No. I'm going to post it ASAP. Promise,1
Really can't be arsed to go to work today,0
@hebyo im on my phone and not allowed on computer,0
@gulpanag http://twitpic.com/7hblm - You are looking great in those glasses.,1
@whataBREE oh and I checked the weather again and it said mid 60's tomorrow,0
Trying to convince former Bonny RPers to set aside their skepticism about last night's awesomeness and give this another go. Failing.,0
"@Phoole we got to the Kenilworth Arts Bldg around 330 and saw Chloe, but not the installation - she'd just disinstalled it",0
"@fredelliot My coccyx has many a battle scar from bakers toilets, PLUS my feet are too big to fit on the steps",0
"didn't get to drink, but got wingstop!  were such losers sitting on saturday night... drinking and eating! lol.",1
@vaxen_var THANKS!!!,1
Facebook giving me problems tonight.  I can't upload pics from the service tonight!,0
@drpdavzgrl  hey lady..,1
My taste in music is so weird that the Genius feature in iTunes hardly ever works.,0
@__BellsCullen__ *Laughs* I sawww! I was listening to it  I was gonna prop it butchano.,1
"@durvivor That may be, but a good photographer can get a great picture from a 4.99 disposable from CVS  It's all about knowing the camera",1
Thank you for the private messages and direct messages of wishing me a Happy Birthday! Who'd know I would still get excited about my BD!!,1
Went to the American Embassy today to get my visa,1
@lovelyjubblyyyy Thanks  same to you if your doing it,1
we arrived in Vancouver! My feline did arrive in one piece lol now I just have to make sure he doesn't eat everything in the motor home,1
@ddlovato oh my?! im not  unless u can giveee mee free tickets C:,0
"Boring Man eating his apple early again. Maybe he's not sleeping, has no time for breakfast, making him hungry. Problems with his wife?",0
"@sharetheview We all are, but its really unfair we can't do that",0
"@mayeemayee 1995. that was the time I met @updharmadown too, when @eanmayor had his red hair highlights.",1
@alexisamore we are ok mi amor!!! my poor colombian mama is scared out of her boots..,0
Hardly any work for me today   @AijaBerry what's so bad about windows 7?,0
I'm on break  eating luxurious food from marks and spencers,1
Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak.  Miss my boyfriend   but I love vacation.,0
"Awake , and still sick , thank god today we have the day off",1
"@sanuzis Let's go 3/3! Banks, auto makers, and now the medical industry...",0
@4Kiley The rush is here & my face hurts I'm smiling so much!!!!!  Must tell u my dream honey;),1
@UzamakiJ Sorry for responding so late  Got a bit busy in studio Thanks for the song info too Our notes are weak even when music's strong!,0
@DwightHoward you guys did great this season. and ur still MVP in my book,1
Also new blog post from my Saturday beach adventure http://tinyurl.com/ccwvpd,1
"even ones i've already seen.  i better try to sleep, i guess. i'm not too tired though. and i feel like i should mention... TWILIGHT! <3<3",1
@ANGELOFMUSIC172 pretty good! really excited 4 nxt month 4 the show & my b-day! that's so great...hope to get to meet u!,1
Just found out that one of my favorite Discovery shows from last season is not being renewed...both angry and disappointed at Discovery,0
@mandiem i'm staying with a friend who lives in Beachwood Canyon.  She has been living there for the past 4 years... can't wait!,1
Just left my daughters soccer game!  Jackie,1
Had a damn VISION last night...planning the takeover today. Music and booking all day. This summer is about to get sooososo serious,1
has to go back to jury duty in 4 hours.,0
@Hend_Jumaa Good afternoon kids play time,1
Up eating like the fat shit I am,0
"I KNEW IT! Welcome back, Rove, lol. Loved PeteSpace",1
about 2 go pick up report cards... please hold for applause,1
Wore my cute carousel horse ring last night & the horse fell off the band. Couldn't find it.  RIP http://tinyurl.com/nutcdh: Wore my cu..,0
i need to swallow some cocaine to numb my throat,0
Already feel like I worked TWO shifts and there is 8 more hours to go.,0
IM IN CHRISTCHURCH!! its cool as and it has some really pretty buildings and sights,1
@dchan77fr Big hugs and lots of positive vibes coming your way,1
@whawhing i keep on straing at my PC if i have nothing to do.. dats d reason y my eyes hurt.. i think i shouldnt stare too long..,0
Damn pizza...why do you have to be so good? Now I have to kill myself with 4 workouts this weekend,0
@fi69urgh i feel your pain  i get a hangover from going to bed late with or without alcohol .so what fandabbydosey stuff u doing today ?,0
@djsamhouse http://twitpic.com/6fb76 - lookin good lol,1
I'm feeling seriously ill today and the drilling is giving me a bad headache,0
wants a Wacom Tablet.  http://plurk.com/p/12e8f2,0
@MilYenAire only tweets about tv...,1
Why I started my day with campaign against #IE6  ?,1
@mannny me too!  haha i take it your watchin it on hbo?,1
@JaneeTMB I know my flight is delayed. Wanna come home,0
I need a friend  haha,0
Awe you suck!  night Luv ya <Live~Laff~Love>,0
have dream   !!!,0
@TomTime Not having luck playing TS3?,0
"had a really awesome,perfect,funny, ... day yesterday with @_pimpin ... ich liebe dir schnegge  ... ♥",1
Does not appriciate getting depressing texts about alex rowe leaving the band. I love him,0
@laurentess  he's my love!,1
Chamomile tea + hot oatmeal + someone who loves me = I feel much better now.,1
is enjoying receiving rsvps,1
cheesecake factory gift certificate came,1
Bought a kayak,1
"lavei toda a louça do final de semana.e vou viajar com a mamãe  i am happy,in spite the earache",1
"everybody go get accounts on LastFM and add me (Suspect108), I'm lonely",0
"Can't believe Cutner is dead on House! Sad day.  in Santa Rosa, CA http://loopt.us/ORPL3A",0
And neither can I  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7srmu,0
BLACK MAY for Tamils all over the world,0
@Impala_Guy http://twitpic.com/7k854 - Oooooh i´m feeling really bad now my cowboy,0
@soccerchic032 Why do you Dislike ppl... I'm ppl... Do you  dislike meh???  I'm Sad now,0
"Sad, sad news about David Eddings.",0
"@ILUVNKOTB  Last time I wore jeans and a nice halter top but since it's July in Denver, I think that I'll wear something cooler.",1
Ace of Cakes,1
@jjjuussttiinn i see you have gotten caught up in the craze also  roflrofl.,1
"Just got home, tired "Shocking!"...singing the Greatest hits of the Queens & Tom Jones on my way home...now i'm losing my speaking voice",0
Going to bed. Missing out on all the parties cause i gotta work.,0
Watching a doco about Pianos & thier makers. Making me wish I had access to my piano again,0
"@djkester For sure!  I hit the river at 5:30 this morning for pics then drove to the top of town, snapped a few and enjoyed a latte.",1
"good day, everyone",1
Is sooo happy @carly_hall got twitter,1
My new tattoo hurts! But it's b-e-a-yoooo-tiful! Now gonna watch some Eddie Izzard while I lie on my stomach.,1
i should have received my headphones today  ...,0
Hasn't had a good cup of coffee in a while,0
sexy people do sexy stuff,1
"Want to reinstall anyway, but can't find my Leopard disk.",0
just got back from the driving range now heading to the bowling alley... this week is kickin my ass and its only Tuesday,0
Prom Tonight. Whooooooooooo... Hahaha. Had a blast. It was fun.,1
@ohsnapbianca HAHAHAHAHA get one :> yea me too! but i still like changing it,1
Good day  I hope it stops raining tomorrow.,1
"@raytoro hey Toro, when are you (MCR) gonna let us hear a new album?",1
@mitchelmusso i love your new song "HEY" loved it!! oh and love your hair too,1
@Harishk Naaaah ... no chance of that today.. have a lot of work to do,0
PS-Brokeback Mountain fucking sucked.,0
"@areonlee yeah, i watched it on anytime  good show, sorta funny",1
and on top of that I miss my viejitos... I wish they were still around  may they continue to r.i.p,0
going to surf at rockaway beach,1
Is feeling good after going to the gym,1
@ElNacho oh no! why?,0
"owww god, drop by 2  75. articledashboard.com",0
@tom_warren I r jealous,0
@sixxxhole Thanks Spence!! No problem!! Thanks for coming through to support!! Glad you guys had a good time!! See you in the studio!!,1
@alanscottevil I got that part   But are they ultra-right Israeli groups (eg Chasids) or ultra-right Americans (pro-Israel Republicans)?,1
One year ago today I was getting ready to head to the hospital for my 10am surgery  Funny but it doesnt feel like its been a yr!!,0
@kalebnation noo im going to miss the live chat im at a baseball game!,0
Taking the shuttle to my car. Can't wait to be on my way home,1
Totally slept funny and my shoulder/neck are killing me now (adding to the random pain from last week). Need a massage...!,0
@kjm001 I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
having the best times of my life with berkmuz  i know u won't understand what i mean and you'll never find out.. whatever ))),1
@HayleaJay thnx a lot,0
"WOW. Its dead week so soon?? AHHH, don't think I'm gonna sleep much this week.   ..... 2 finals on Saturday",0
aahhh chimiiiiiii yesss!!! the best part of my night so far !,1
not letting anyone get me down  tired of taking on other people's pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!,1
Is really happy that she has her very own laptop but is really sad that her sound doesn't work,0
"- Totally unsuccessful trip to the library, there were no seats available and no where to plug my Mac in  Sat in the Kilburn Building now",0
MAN i Fucking lost my ipod,0
At the awards with my girl!,1
Woohoo auto hide of the dock for the win! Now I can play WoW and twitter without opening something else by accident!,1
I am hitting the sheets.. another day of work and softball tomorrow! what a life! I love my fiance,1
@AnniJB happens to everybody... i think  i had also this really... not handsome guy  and he was so stupid also,1
"Today, I had a beautifuuuuuul day with my best friends in the cinema  ,Night at the Museum II is an amazing movie ;)",1
@MRSCANTZ can i get the key? I'd love to hear your material!,1
Happy 33rd Bday to my husband!  Maybe dinner at the Ram tonight.,1
SAT tomorrow...,0
I'm excited that @kingofkrump is a judge tonight on #sytycd...but that means no krump either.....,0
Yay for twitterberry,1
is back in Cairns. Brisbane temperature was so much nicer,0
"Bosch hydropower hot water systems suck. Spiders love em & my brand new one cost an extra $150 to clean out, not covered by warranty",0
@skoutz now that's what i'm talking about! not only can you cheer...you've got cartwheels in ya too...IMPRESSIVE!!  Love you!,1
@Remy10k noooo still here! moving to the gold coast on the 4th of august... very sad about leaving,0
it's damn lonely isolated in my room  stupid homework,0
@Antigone sorry to hear that  Your family is strong and I'm confident this will just be a temporary setback.,0
Just woke up and can't figure out where everyone is.,0
is damn sick...my head is literally blowing,0
@2timechamp14 hahahaha!!!! for sure!!!  I like del taco.,1
work work work then off to the cards game,1
"I want the ham sandwich now, but diannaaaa is making me play pokemon.",0
Omg. Im going to be carless... NOOOO!,0
@MartinezMayra I got u at work when I go buy one u know ima get u one,1
Heat  Daily Lunchbox: U.S./Israeli Tension Flares:  Whew. Just a few more hours to go before the weeken.. http://bit.ly/As1HF,1
Off to date night!,1
@aibiwashere oh gawd! I remember when I used to love the WWF,0
im sad this is the last day  @asot400 !! glad I caught every sec,0
Worried about my kittycat....don't think he'll be with me much longer  (he's almost 19),0
just had to take a 140 question test.  now in class.  bye bye spring break.,0
@MetaMal beer o'clock is my favourite time on Friday!,1
i just got some food for the chipmonk that lives outside infront of my patio,1
Off to do singing on Rock Band,1
"Its 11:30, I'm at a bar in Detroit Lakes, and I just wanna go to bed",0
Still at the cousin party with @rawdreego and @excitor562  awesome!,1
@eliiiiza It was a Tuesday-free day today,1
omg if u want a tan use coco butter if u DNT want a tan coz ur black dnt use coco butter in heat plus a bee stung me and insects wnt me,0
"Everythings up & running, except mysql replication.    Lulz!",0
Sad i couldn't get my tongue pierced....and i miss my bf...,0
"@Tomyboombotz It sucked balls, thanks for asking!",0
@mishacollins OK it finally worked and I voted for you... ahem... and Jim,1
Got 4 pages done yesterday...none today.,0
@JoeFrancisBS checked those things they seem fine.i can her that obnoxious noise when i open a new window but nada from the internet,0
@TopBear @sinterbear there are pictures of my ex in your IBR photo stream!  awesome,1
@ryanfray we do what we're best at...,1
"@TimothyH2O night, love.",1
says gtg grocery time  http://plurk.com/p/ytjq9,1
@vivienfrance You have to make a big breakfast at least once a week! At least that is what I try to do,1
Just thought up a short story exercise that sounds like fun for me.,1
@ojdancingboy  i'm going to the airport with you. you just need to let me know all the flight info.,0
"@richardsonaimee umm okay,, i'll ring you later on tonight  ily xx.",1
"@deanlemon that sucks  If you get tickets, can I go with you? Yeah? Thanks.",0
"@treacherousd well, i will put it on the top of my list for things to do this summer.. does that make you feel better",1
up early to go diving and i'm cold already,0
Running on 2 hours of sleep I'm dying seriously,0
Getting ready for another fun night!! So many awesome girls arriving today...yay!!,1
"Tweet Tweet Tweet, bored heaps",0
This awesome eBay stuff ends tonight!   http://bit.ly/ImwUy  #ebay,1
"Lame, the power has been out a few hours. Still waiting for it to come back on.",0
"Going to bed, at 7pm. What? It's not like I need to pack for Nashville or anything...",0
@ERiiiN NCIS marathon for the win!!!,1
"@stevenstiefel damnit, i have comcast",0
i need more followers!!!  xx,0
@w1ll hehe will do soon I hope. Lately every sunday I woke up late,1
ohh....   dear Aviator I dont think ill be able to save you any      sorry     again,0
"GOD, I want my memory back. I need it. Please.",0
Happy Mothers Day to all!  Enjoy!,1
Fathers day is over rated,0
@MattIRBSURF I'm so sad your phone broke!!!!,0
"@MaggiePlusPlus will do, catch you on the next one. Looks like indy code camp reg is closed.",0
@lessia_ann they hurt like a BITCH ! My face is the size of a watermelon..like litterally no joke.,0
@lovemarguerite oh i saw a preview for the movie that's being made from that book! so sad,0
@JonasBrothers thanks For Following Me  x,1
At cpk with my chums. My stomach is definitely ready to consume some bbq chicken pizzaaaa. Oh and the strawberry lemonade is pretty good,1
"@Franklero Actually, now that I think about it. Fanta kicks both Coke and Pepsi's ass",1
No =(  but i've done it a couple times  @TADforum,1
"Thanks for wishing me luck, guys  I'll let you know how it goes",1
@trvsbrkr hello!!!!GREETINGS TO PERU,1
@ChernSan have fun!  Yakitori dinner next week?,1
So sad I couldn't get into the Incubus show last night  Looking forward to July 13th tho! Incubus is the best live music I've ever heard!,0
"i'm realllly tired for some reason...hm...so, yea, i'm going to bed. niight twitterworld.",1
: What a fabulous night! Hope I can have good rest.....,1
in class and i am so bored it is not a game,0
@twilightfairy hey thats cool!! Congratulations,1
@Les_Lie yep we went...and i got a really cute game for T and i to play  i saw some nice toys 4 u!!,1
I love baking when it's rainy outside,1
"@SherryFowler smaller the better, means more time with the guests, especially at the parties...plus Chris knows us already",1
@selenagomez Sell...everything okay? Yu sound kinda upset,0
I WANT A REPLY FROM @TomFelton !,0
ay bay bay's @HellyGrace & @angelesrguez love ya girlies <3 PEaCe OuT,1
@billycoover I'm so proud of you!,1
Weekends are never long enough. School until eleven then off to Mew Jersey for Beth's graduation. SENIORS LAST WEEK!,0
@JBMovies yes yes! I still like to remember when it was fun to use "new tech" rather than having to use it or it becoming a standard.,1
@zobeats Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip,1
I can't find Pisa,0
@wallewhoa i dont have my favorite red hoodie at hand right now,0
That made my night.,1
"@JONASBROTHERS @ASHLEYTISDALE GO BUY THEIR CDS, BOTH OUT TODAY. GUILTY PLEASURE AND LINES VINES AND TRYING TIMES.",1
Arsenal Chelsea on Sky Sports but Mrs CT's watching Wizard of Oz on TCM,0
@LiZAmtl Did someone really get a Jordan reply? LOL,1
@popscoyote LOL. Ok let me know.,0
On the rooftop floor. Theres a gym I climbed but sakurity wouldnt let me go down the slide.  shit's craaazy!,0
Just screwed over my friend on online diplomacy when all I wanted to do was screw over the others.,0
I think Lindsay Lohan nicked my watch last night.,0
"@MaheshKukreja ALL gr8 info, & especially liked the last 1, don't give up!",1
@Colee_16  well I at least will come bug when you pack & trust I will come visit you especially for the summer I have nothing better to do,0
It's raining. I hope there's no school tomorrow!! Pleassee.,0
so happy i got home before this bad storm  #squarespace,0
6am in hamburg now.. boss gonna wake up and prob skype me soon.,0
@marinemajor Have a safe flight from Best of Carolina Mama and Mountain Man. So much boogie boarding here.,1
is listening to Musiq Soulchild.,1
@Makavelis mhm,1
@mpaguaga lol. i was wondering if u ever gonna realize u were in the pic.,1
Why do women wear revealing out fits then lok at you to say WHAT!!!! WTF cover up then and i wornt fcuking look at your tits,0
"i'm pretty sure it would be awesome to be real life friends with @kristenstewart9. because she is awkward, like me.",1
really not in the mood to do work today  its hard to get started,0
"bought some very healthy vegan meal replacement stuff, "natural plant-based formula" tastes like dirt",0
"still at work, it's going to be one of those long days again..  No complaining - Easter is here, business going well..",1
@thagift im still the main chick right?,1
getting my rear bumper repaired and wont have a car until thursday,0
@AgingBackwards hi! thanks  i love saturdays  how r u?,1
@mollyallison ahh  yall are making me so sad,0
Another beautiful day out today!! Going to go shopping then go for a tan!!,1
I couldn't go to #velocityconf  so I spent all day hacking on #puppet and redoing my nagios module. data abstraction FTW!,0
In Gulf Shores visiting the family!   Everyone's here!,1
@amf7  Parents suck.,0
Thinking about creating a list of things like a bucket list but if I start now completing the list I better make a really long one,1
@guiloureiro nayaraperone@gmail.com,1
@khrisu It goes SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....,1
@theasianbunny i've been sick for like..three months.  i just feel like crap all the time now. :/,0
"The bus was late, so I'm late for yoga  I need to check if they changed the frequency",0
"#inaperfectworld dr's would understand chronic pain & tolerance to pain medications & treat pain ADEQUATELY! Yeah, I'm dreaming...",0
@snookie because you're followable. Halah.,1
Taylor leeefftt.  Soooo sadddd. Gahhh! What time does the MTV Movie Awards come on toniiiight??!!,0
"@ScreamLoud14 Ahh your so lucky your getting our Friday.  i've been pretty good! how are ya? no, i don't have aim.",0
Oh sad I can't even get Sims 3 for Mac yet.,0
I need @tommcfly to get in twitter!!! come on wake up!!,0
swasti's birthday today! happy birthday to my little sis,1
Got stomachache,0
"@Crazy4Crystal Goodnight to you! Glad you explained the name change, cause I was like 'who is this?'",1
@JENTSYY oh what happened??,1
Getting ready to send my youngest off to spend the night with Mamaw!,0
@NewReporter wish I was in the area,0
no tweeting after 72 hours solid marking   listening to DJ Uakari's new mix and thinking about MCA,0
http://twitpic.com/7nwiu - visited a friend some years ago... want to go there again and stay there,0
@maryalmighty Same.,0
"@arian_marie gosh I miss Jerz, i moved up here w/ my soilder hubby! How was sandbar? Jerz likes 2 act all cool but they know they love u!",1
I feel like a 90 year old woman...exhausted before midnight on a Friday night,0
My paycheck is over $100 short this week  My sick time didn't go in. FML,0
tiiiiired...need to start revision today,0
""You're no longer David Webb, from now on you'll be known as Darth Vad.. Jason Bourne." Bourne Ultimatum was cool",1
"Tai Pae dish thingy for dinner was yummy, but I think it made me a little sick.  The Pineapple in it was delish, though.",0
@HaleyRobyn i cant give rides that late that far,0
"woke up this morning, realized the 10 i bought has been stolen",0
Updating the new freeroll script,0
@ASilverDream she is a little piggy and eats whatever the weather - food is her weakness,0
Working until 9 PM on the last day before Memorial Day/Birthday weekend. Poo,0
is sorting jelly beans,1
@DarkBelle home from a night out with Kim. every single time she wants to hang I think it'll be like old times & I'm ALWAYS disappointed.,0
"yep, cracked windshield. + no monies! will that tent at meijer fix it? or no cause it's already starting to crack?",0
@JulieeM awh yeah i know.  today they are playing all the episodes that has came on. And there is gonna be a new one coming on tonight.,0
@LockwoodKatie yes please,1
@MKNELL Hi! I'm helping out Morgan twitter for JB,1
@peacefulkitty now I am craving corn tortillas....none here  not up to making them today! some cheddar on a hot corn tortilla sounds yum,0
@shannon_rae damn!!! I am going floating that weekend but in oklahoma  i have 3 wks vacation in september and im coming down! Tattoos!,0
"Perimeter Mall Apple store: http://bit.ly/nhAP quick diagnosis, but no in-store vid card swap  should be a 3-day turnaround.",0
@Shorty5555 on YouTube it's so funny,1
@webbtech I'm sorry to hear that,0
Why it gets so difficult when I try to change finally ?,0
@LilianRM ash,0
"Alive & Kicking! My iPhone is back! Worst thing updating apps, reinstalling jailbroken apps and re-enter passwords, some missing contacts",0
"@yoko71 okay., thanks again..",1
@got2luvsushi Hey sushi! How ya doin' today? I am fine but bored....,0
"with my babygirl, Alexis. goin to adventue land.  tireddd.",1
Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!,1
I've decided I like working at home...sometimes.,1
@JPFROGGY97 I am great actually. It's good to hear from you. I want that commercial that I did with you guys still  How are you? Take care,1
"pushing UbiquitousLanguage pattern to new heights=> my specs are in Danish, I speak English/French/Spanish. fine 'GennemførClass' it is",1
"Listening to @hillsongunited and @TheElmsOfficial , about to flip on some @israelnewbreed soon.",1
Leaving jay's  work at 6,0
@javajudd Argh - no kindle version!    Will check it out.  Thanks.,0
I'm out twitter junkies. I have to babysit in the morning.,1
"Dinner eaten, ribroast overcooked, choclate fondant was crap! No sauce inside  Now dyeing my roots, then paint toenails, what a life, lol",0
yay i just found out im getting my braces of on the 12,1
@xoVince pssht! i miss u! u don't respond to me,0
Workout went well. Been at my desk with coffee in hand for about 45 minutes now. Got good news: boss is working from home.,1
HAHA I DID IT AGAIN  --jackiee,1
"@arnhdgs It was "Werewolves and Lollipops" and it was hilarious. I saw Gaffigan,once but will have to find those other two. Thank you!!",1
Cleaning aquarium. Must repopulate due to recent fatalities.  I miss all the bright colors!!,0
@theashleytaylor  back to square one of break up recovery,0
"trying to keep my mind off the books I din't get to buy, and won't be able to read to prepare for my classes on Thursday.",0
Momma always said life is like a box of chocoate you never know what you get,1
@ra1ne yea  so glad you liked it!,1
@alejandralei i dont think i can cause its my cousins birthday party,0
"New week, new adventures",1
"@faabianne so am I. it's coz I fell asleep in the living room last night, so, you know... the couch is not as confortable as my bed.",0
@Emilystweet  But we can for free then? They need to put in an update where the app will stay open so it doesn't log you out! :/,0
Kobe at Disneyland today... Aww I wish I was going today instead of tmrw!! Darn!!,0
LOL @ me - goodbye with a smiley face,1
no netball training. its raining,1
@rahulrakesh hahah... treated by my Ex boss,1
Such a crazy night last night. Happy Birthday Ana aka monster & Greg aka retard my present to you is not letting you die or get arrested,1
@stu_d0gg i went over my limit lol its ur wifey! i made this just 4 u lol my im is thebajanvixen  im on,1
Just cracked it,1
I feel like a bear stocking up food for this battle  LOL.,1
"morning all! i'm off today, so i wke up at 630! not fair",0
is wondering how do you update plurk through cellphone bah?  http://plurk.com/p/rooj4,0
my picture isn't working  sad face.,0
@lilyroseallen   thats bizzar! toky wow,1
I think I divulged too much information about how I feel about someone to that someone I'm scared I fucked it all up. Way to go me,0
on twitter and facebook at the same time hehe,1
@xneedlesnpins aww,0
I hate Harry Potter with a passion but these are hilarious!..................,0
@whatyoudeserve ahhhhh what the hell! i hate you for that,0
"Numbing has gone, feel really sore now, when i open my mouth i can feel my stitches tug",0
@lovebrijones  its with city colleges so ive been here from 1045 and prolly wont leave netime soon,0
Missin my family....,0
@peterfacinelli I don't like this. Twitter isn't team carlisle,0
@J_Rhodes Loving your clip babe! Well done  Heheh... Aww I don't think I'll make it to Dallas this time,0
is now watchng the sleeping dictionary..awesome!!!,1
"Oof. Finished the 80 page catalogue. Not fun, mad rush, and design input not valued.  I get the feeling I need to move on, but where?!",0
@mileycyrus hallo mily i iam a little too,0
"Early morning run & hoping to exorcise these head cold demons. Wait, wouldn't that be exercise these demons?  Ha! An exercism. I'm a geek",0
"is off to camp in the deep dark woods: deer burgers, canoeing, cards, softball, and lots of campfires!  cant get any better than that!",1
@connymouse well...we have sunshine but it's a little bit chilly outside cause of the light wind. but in the office it's hot,0
bm dia twitters,1
@crhisitne - i;m playing literati. you?,1
Beer delivery,0
"@peaceluvamber i tried to stop by your job and surprise you to say hi, but you weren't comin in til 8 and it was only 5",0
My pics back  Only took 2 hours haha,1
Still not quite sure about Twitter   I feel I have more interaction with people on a certain other site.,0
Off the plane... On the 2nd train now...so far so good!! Gosford here we come,1
"My 1st day on TWiTTER! Going to kick back at home, cause its rainin here!!",0
I have no idea why I was so surprised that my phone recieves calls??? Freaking out. Apparently I'm sick,0
@asmith91 Ahhhhh you're so funny. We should hang out again soon,1
got new clothes today,1
"@joedearman yes, I liked it too.",1
@jgrace Share the love!,0
Sick at home today.This is much worse than a Monday at work,0
@philupyourmind cant,0
Im in science!! very boring,0
looks like a lazy afternoon,1
1st train is at 0720. What a service,0
"(@Keppler) Note to self, review your tweets before pressing send. There is a big difference between 'by' and 'buy.'",0
"Kindle DX.. for it to work in Australia, need EVDO network and credit card support. Telstra and visa smells it? or I got to move...",0
"@DC_Zol might need to look for something stronger, have a good day despite it tho'",1
@MyCheMicALmuse i'm sorry hun.  are you still gonna take the classes?,0
Happy Mother's Day x3 ..Mum? I love you,1
Fixing my uberrr lagging Blackberry! Lots of apps to reinstall,0
@ClaireOlivar  i have a full moon. butt.,0
"is up, has been up all night, suffering from Insomnia...Hopefully I can be productive today with no sleep.",0
@angiece I love chasing pavements.  On my Ipod too actually.  Head heavy   I must be hungry.  Lol,0
@iheartrachael NO he isnt hahaha. John wouldnt give me jake's number,0
I was freaking out that I missed the shuttle landing but then I saw it was scrubbed for today. Ha  anyway today I get to see @melstarr!,1
They killed CORNBREAD!!!!  http://bit.ly/3PCl7R,0
"@smackthis cuz we'd be the only ones here in the building *nudge nudge, wink wink*",1
"Back from a week's holiday in Peak District, highlights: Real Ale and Sunsets http://tr.im/mQWz and an iPhone wth internet access",1
At the plaza  bout to head home gotta clean all day at btree tomorrow http://yfrog.com/13ys1j,0
@fiascowines oh oh oh are you offering to send ducks!  I love love love confit duck,1
hate my thighs  alcohol=kilojoules=fat,0
@kborders thank you! this might even inspire me to start a petition.,1
HOME!!!! haha....had LOADS of fun...we went to Pizza Hut and I had the littlest pizza EVER haha...no Pics though!  xx,0
@NinaDi mazinga is on 8th and vermont. yes! wednesday... mga afternoon. im anticipating a killer hangover that day eh.  txt me 3109207769,1
@takemyyheart24 wooo!  i don't have any money on iTunes  but i'd buy it if I could.,0
I just fell addicted to "Mass Effect" but I've no time since I should be learning,0
http://twitpic.com/6a0xs - Made by one of my favoriteist person in the world. She's not on Twitter though,0
@EricsTXGal I want that shirt!,1
I wish ABC would bring back Dirty Sexy Money,0
"@mrpunkjess hehe, you were the first person I thought to call for my vista issues last night",1
really does not want to go to the dentist tonight,0
@Boy_Kill_Boy IDFK!  Everyone's ignoring me.,0
@Debs1302 I got my current job from a message on the TESS opinion forum. Interviewed 3 weeks after starting at the school as well,1
"@ifelicious yes,  david attenborough has been regaling me with his whale stories tonight",1
"Dawn's first light kisses the sky outside the windowpane; I'll try to get a few hours rest. Good night/morning, All! Be back soon.",1
@aligibb thank you!! I texted Brigette about tomorrow. She didn't answer  I want to go. People are joining Twitter!! NOOOO,0
@nancyadoresjon no i didn't. u don't care. only care if jon gets his & he wasn't even asking for any!!! booo nancy!!!  LOL,0
@MissDiaz_ @InkBlue Bumubwelo lang po.,1
These are the days I live for... we were made for each other,1
I HAVE THE BEST DAY WITH YOU TODAY  http://twitpic.com/79aai TE AMO MI "RULOS SEXIES",1
@19fischi75 holy crap! twitterland is really slow tday!,0
Omg! Way too much sun today!,0
grr. why is it sooo hot.. they pools too cold to go in,0
"@drewseeley did I told everybody I HATE living in Argentina? Well, I DO. Wanna call you Drew!",0
is realllly sick!,0
"home from school! yay, ovver it  i feeel sick! itwont go away",0
@miscellaneaarts I don't need smallness/portability. I need to see what I'm doing!,1
@mknisely watched that last night--what do you think? Total chick flick,1
@ShareenaRed Spoken like a true girl!! Yes Terry go for the pretty one,1
@fullysiq - welcome to twitter!,1
"@symphnysldr i love you, mitchel & mason",1
"Okay, fixing to head to the other side of the world for a bday party for my cousin tonight.  Y'all have a good one!",1
at home on aim talking to connor,1
oops... LOL  Well hopefully the party will help them forget their situation for a while,1
Signed up to attend CILIPS conference (Branch Group Day) in June - a summer of library conferences - yay!,1
@tashatwilight ooo that wud scare them,1
Yay! work was great,1
@jpadamson  What happened?,0
"@Dame_Kelz Well, my brother pushed me into a wall today and I bashed my big toe on the wall and it really hurts",0
watching Oprah and so shocked to learn about these huge amounts of garbage in our oceans,0
Apparently doggie warts are like chicken pox - going to get them taken off Monday so I can be around other dogs again,0
@bobbiandmike I think you should wear a lovely,1
And you shared it with us?! NOW I WANT 1 TOO! *pout* > @GodFirst08: I cannot get "banana pancakes" out of my head! It's making me hungry.,0
@fluffysucks You're back! Missed those tweets (in particular the quotes).,0
Mom doesn't want me to come up and buy her dinner for her 80th. Rodeo week and swine flu scare.,0
@Yaman09 It's reallly annoying.,0
@colbertobsessed sorry,0
im so sad studying far away from home..  so so so sad.!!,0
If u don't know who @beimaejor is by now... just turn on ya radio.. That's what u call a super producer!! Good job babe,1
Who am i kidding. He's gonna say on.....    yay tears,0
"@thezunicorn and that's how it should be, playa",1
been up editing all night and just realized i have a meeting at noon,0
"@egumm I know, right?? Non-believers must be taught! Lol",1
@mileycyrus why are you feeling a little  ?? can i help you?? i know i'm just a fan. but i'm a person 2 and i like help people love u M.,0
It's 2am and still not feeling sleepy... Everyone arround me are snoring...,0
http://twitpic.com/7g97s - Eyes Swide Shot: Eva Herzigova & David Gandy! We had a great time,1
Loves lying in bed listening to the rain,1
@chiropractic i double that #junegloom,0
Going to see Chelsea and Chuy...TOMORROW!!!!!,1
@iuwii I don't have internet either,0
@Javamonkey What IS a Hum Bao?,1
too-->all have a nice week  there are no news on the other side of the planet ! best regards from Austria Harald,1
@jehan_ara Oh these kids are amazing - they are very talented  and have great potential :  http://bit.ly/Fe15N,0
In BBE 5000... last class of the day! Whoot whoot! Waiting on this call.. I really hope my brother didn't get a long sentence,0
@AverageMistake haha lol. We're getting over-excited cos we found Robert Pattinson >.<,1
@eugeneadu I think she in Zurich now..i gues.I saw Bee may 3rd!Saw Brandy May 9th and @solangeknowles and @jadeofjades ima C may 19th,1
@spyderbyte That sucks for Jay  It's $15 for a one day pass right now.,0
"@TickleMeJoey NICE PICTURE JOE haha, i loved, rio rocks",1
"@MuesliLove we all had our moments with them. is it wierd to want them back? I think I will recreate them, I want my escape life again",1
Poor Egypt.  Lost a hard fought game on a PK in stoppage time.,0
Finally done with school!!!!!! Graduate on the 27th and can't be happier....I've got my Masters and I'm done with school forever.,1
@thescript. R on mtv hits  miss them,0
Off to dream world! Just hope the clowns and carnies stay away for one night,1
Just eaten a rather nice Chinese takeaway. Yum!,1
@mjlaw i'm a ninja-tized gangster.  be jealous.,1
"I'm back, can't play the 360 as someone is watching Hockey.",0
"@jewelsmyfav Phoenix where are you?  Good news: I got a BB...well, technically its in the mail so I don't have it yet! LOL",0
"@slkdjfod thank you!  I wish I knew how to twitpic, but you can check ou the pics on Facebook",1
"166 pages in my second IT course book to go, woohoo",1
Just took a blue transformer  now to transform! Assend!!!!,1
got him a few little things at Archimage. he is a happy creature.,1
@Tougelabs yeah they dont make titanium anything anymore.  i miss TiBooks (titanium powerbooks),0
I Have Just Been Told That What I Saw Was The Space Station! So Guys.....IM NOT CRAZY!! YEEAAA,1
with my sister,1
@Bigdubz Why thank you Big Dubz.,1
@lesley007 good mornin,1
@wyrmis: It is making me feel really stupid and impatient.  I have done a few but hope to focus on it tomorrow.,1
"@lindaray64 um, those are my videos.",1
Fly with me - Jonas brothers,1
Final cut crashed and deleted all my captured footage... thats 6 hours down the drain,0
"OK, quite worried about the Jo-boy now. Hasn't been seen since weds apparently. Aw man",0
Saturday : Hollys House!      Sunday: Recovering! ;)  Monday: Revising!     Tuesday: EXAM!   Afternoon off tho! ;) =],0
@Boogaloo1 You are good!!! Wished I had your motivation!! I bloody need it!!,1
@bmthofficial awww i could've been there,0
im worried about my brother  he went to berlin on friday/saturday and hasnt let any of us know if hes okay ((,0
Body aches all over.  i'm growing fatter. Been eating alot lately - http://tweet.sg,0
"@snoewhite26 Darn it, you caught me! Just kidding!  how about just fangirl, leave off the crazy part lol",1
Heading to senior breakfast  hopefully its yummy yummy good,1
@TheEllenShow I strongly believe you should have Mr. Mitchell Davis on that fine television show of yours.,1
@Mareeclo lol i can stay up late now  although i do have to get up early tomorrow but WHATEVS,1
Just drew and colored a beautiful sunflower...,1
@TheRealReggieB damn u sick 2..aww man. This shit is gettin crazy! I'm 3days in,0
omq hella worried for my younqq moneyy fam n tdash,0
@maddie_brady foster for BROOD!! it is all bassets  or ring dog! i would foster for ring dog but casey doesn't like pitty heads :-/,1
I'm watching the Tallest Children in the World thing on TLC. I love it,1
i am so bored and tired i cant get to sleep,0
Just got back from lunch... Back to work  5 o'clock better get here soon,0
OMG !! Only just discovered spotify..shithot,1
"@levarburton Congratulations on 4 months not smoking.  I just recently hit 6 years, and I'm so grateful.",1
@mlhemen it's my myspace pic.,0
@TheeArmada ahhh! you just made my day! haha. i only live like an hour from houston and i haven't gotten to see you guys in concert yet.,0
@myfriendamy yep esp when you asked if you could pick them and they told you you could!! lolz you have to promote al lacy hahahaha sorry,0
"@ikrastev Carmen Electra rozk too, but no one is talking about",0
"Okay, just blocked 2 of my first followers because they were spam dudes  Thank's god there's twitter !",0
@yeshenia sounds like a good idea,1
@Keao Hey I've heard of that! Glad it worked for you.,1
@purplefrogcat wow.. purple leopard skin.  fieeerrceee..,1
@_peachie that girl from top model would love youuu lolol,1
Fahh it's Lykk 5 in the avo && I Juss Woke upp haha !! Went 2 a Awesome Party Gawtt soo wasted I don't Remember anythingg muchh bhaa,1
@starryjuly Oh it's ok! Pay me with cake then. I am waiting,1
is really annoyed at some1. Cant wait till saturday,1
"forth time being pulled over this week, tenth time in less than a year... a little annoyed",0
"@cry123sni Whatever it takes, just do your thing. It feels so great when ppl start to notice it. I don't really see it, but other ppl do",1
@simplydance well you should talk to me,1
@taylorswift13 Could you please send me a message! You are amazing!,1
"First day back at work since last wednesday, Iv only just realised how much I fuckin hate my job",0
@davidhaskoll oh man! Is that the 1st of 3? Can't wait for wed!,1
"Blueberries! I could pick 'em all day. The perfect food, makes me believe in God",1
just got up from  a nap  and now im waiting for nolan to come over and go to cheer with me,1
@B_JIZZLE  Hope You Come.,1
burned the shit out of my thumb cooking breakfast,0
"@BeckyBuckwild you should add me, i love you girl!",1
it's gonna be a busy day. I spend the weekend with my boyfriend so I have to beautify myself & pack the whole wardrobe. U know how it is.,1
Doing awful clients   F*** lame clients. I'm so proud that you have already read the other book. Look at you go!!,0
tel com a vivis,1
"B and  C in Science, grades may go up though",1
@Avril0407 Just over for the Barry M thing and thought I'd make a proper mini break out of it,1
@CherylH77 ah ok... ta,1
"is really, really bored... I guess I will go to bed",0
My sister's coming to visiiiiiiit!!! =D Going to have a pique-nique I think and go to the funfair  Hurrah!,1
@DAChesterFrench hey!!  i can't wait to interview you guys!!,1
"I hate losing my burts bees. Like seriously, it's devastating every time",0
@soulpowr G'morning...,1
ewwwy i just bit into a bad strawberry!  pfffft pfffftpfffft ! for fear of doing it again i've had to toss them all out,0
bored to death.. i'll be stuck with my facebook addiction for the next couple of days..,0
"I really want 'Sims 3', bad.",0
"laying around at home with @ruschpup, who is having the worst allergies of his life right now.",0
"@mileycyrus woow!! you read our replies  can't wait to see you here in Brazil, Miley!! You're awesome!",1
Playing with my new Iphone,1
@PerezHilton @acidkisses sooo jealous if anythink mine are hiding more n more  bad times,0
@Miss_Melbourne got name from the brochure. too bad he's taken  i think he got ur txt cos he was smiling after the interval hehe,0
hello world! it´s saturday morning and it´s very cloudy outside!! *BAD*  why can´t the sun shine on me?? ;),0
"@fadilnet -- lol, I don't think I'd ever be that defensive... lol.  Oh yeah, totally... I'm good thanks, voice is coming back...",1
"@UpYourBracket aahh I wish I could but I'm going to have a shower now and I think Callum's coming over in a while, then revision  gaaaay!",0
"i think i made a  mistake talking to ex on skype video chat, old wounds, i am too emotional for my own  good...i miss her",0
"I aqm having a bad Couch, My sore throat won't go away....",0
"woahh, im like so tired. mrrrhhh,  twitter on my phone doesn't work",0
Just found out my beloved doggie is in early stage kidney failure.  I'm very sad.,0
finally got some answers,1
I was quiet lately around here.The reason is : http://www.ninjalyzer.com ! Released yesterday ! Yes ! more here : http://twurl.nl/xn8hr0,1
"There is only one SmileyRose, all of you others are just 'copy cats'.",1
I want to go to the Jonas Brothers show here in Brazilll,0
Another gorgeous day. I may have a go at the garden. Am sunburnt from yesterday. Ouch!,0
soooooooo sleeeeeeepppppy! excited about probability of new job just not ecstatic about its location but work is work back to e quay,0
@juliancarter I still lived  (ex 4 large cans a day RedBull drinker here),1
"i think i love friendly fires. there tour videocast is so funny, looking forward to seeing them next tuesday yay",1
@WaleDC thewordisyou'llbe at Harper's Ferry onthe8thhereinBoston. Ilookforwardtotheperformance. Hope you don't pull any 'Waynebows'.,1
I broke my husband by being sick after the pregnancy  I broke our lives,0
"is going to bed, not even with a kitty-cat, just a blanket. What a night.",0
@daniesq oOoOo I'm gunna have to get that  is it available ota?,1
@khyron65 lol stop biting my style!  I'll be sure to come over and ruin it for you. HAR!,1
Thats cool @MirandaBuzz I want to see the MTV MOVIE AWARDS tomorrow but here in Mexico I can see it the next friday,1
I lunged and squatted until my legs had a seizure THEN I FELL OVER!!!@lipodoc is trying to kill me!! (training day 2),1
@callunax nope. still at sister's but wanna be in bed,0
@30SECONDSTOMARS YES as #marsiscoming,1
watching the sounders game,1
@Kaitydid4 ohhhh i did!  they were yummylicious!!,1
We had an argument. But when he kisses me... Fuckin... nothing else matters. Oh boy. gotta go back home. im sad without my love,0
"@nataliieasdf haha, good luck with yours  ugh, im not even sure how im supposed to do portaits . fml ):",1
Just built the Ikea towel rack and corner shelf she bought for the bathroom.,1
I'm in the Starbucks with a cup of coffee   http://yfrog.com/ehhmyj,1
@STO_MAC nah im not mad at u....luv u too,1
has been serverly lacking inspiration today - and thus not made a video  and will not be hosting SCS's tonight. Sorry x goodnightx,0
can't get any of her friends from hotmail on her twitter  LOL,0
I want my own bed,0
Wishing last nights game was just a nightmare,0
@cbusmom I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,0
@meyerweb if it ever comes (Camino 2) I gave up waiting a *long* time ago,0
#mcfly - can everyone please keep voting as many times as you can http://www.musiqtone.com/  They deserve this!!!! do it for our boys,1
@AshleyLTMSYF Ash follow me! pplz!,1
@benoliver999 Thanks for the recommendation  ^J,1
Flickery Vision - Tune!! Going To The Husbands To Paint Soon  xx.,1
"Juust woke up from a sweet text message, and an ant bit my toe",0
cramming for the oral paper presentation on Wednesday...,0
Really hurt my left wrist in the night and it's still not getting any better,0
@markhundley  I have those "bald moments" too,1
@debibeaz ill see u later for fondou. I think i spelled that wrong.,1
Shit night. want john  where is he?,0
"I need a job  on the bright side, I am now making a new CD",0
@Allieandra DON'T DO THAT can't you see i don't have much cake left???,0
"misses her old head, and her old face, and her old fingers, and her old legs.",0
"@CammieJ2010 yeah na, it's cool. i already had a look through who you're following and added them  so are you feeling any better??",1
@cindy_wu and you will,1
@davidarchie oh you are going to get ATTACKED by 6th graders! lol,1
"forgot my IDs, Noe's sheets for daycare, and to sync up my new album to my iTouch.  This isn't a promising start to the day",0
#exam today,0
"@mariaaanne dude, we have the same  dinner!!! HAHAHA sakto! wooo sarap! with patis!!! hahaha",1
@TJSullivanLA I hope it has tips for preparing in case your pet is not extremely bright in general. Thx!,1
is having a financial crisis.,0
@mileycyrus please reply to me im a huge fan its my dream to talk to u please reply  do u like my back ground? lol,1
Woke up at 4:30 for school.  I miss Spring Break already .,0
Working until 5 then having a girls night!!!!,1
pain...so off to bed i go,0
"@dannywylde lol. I've had ppl draw an paint me, but I have never had them let me keep the pic",0
@shaunnaxox I really want to know why we have to wait so long for @JBFutureboy 's song!,0
IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow.  Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT,1
Just got ruled at Wii bowling by wife & daughter while waiting for lunch to finish cooking.  Whatever will I do?  Oh yeah...eat lunch!!,1
@aliasgrace Sucky or Good - depending on how you look at it.,1
The clouds are hiding the sun. It's very chilly. Fog is all around. It's a beautiful day.,1
@Mixboy2105 ever thought of coming to subang instead for lunch? I'll buy you Fried Laksa. Yum!,1
feeling sooooo gross  but ready to party on down tonight!,0
"I will be contacting my 2600th follower to send them an official capt'n crunch whistle, I'm geeky like that",1
Editing video in the van. I'm a little hungry and depressed that I didn't see Up yet.,0
"I just left the club, my hair is now offically f*cked up  lol",0
"I love that #robotpickuplines is the top trending topic. I love Mythbusters!  & in that same vein, I'm going to see Star Trek tonight?",1
is alllll alone,0
@amymacdonald1 awww come on it was a little bit funny,1
everyone try to get #moosemonday on the trending topics (please retweet),1
@debt_unsecured : I highly recommends you join www.m2e.asia You can earn money from free shareholder by dividends. Even you do NOTHING!,1
anyone suggest anything to do after lunch today? in northern ireland and weather not good  x,0
@coy0te no orange sweetie x nice that your happy,1
"@uhlikemonsters You'll need my home address now tho, I'm just here for another week. I'll DM it to you",1
three days left in Spain,0
won tickets to see the jonas brothers (: ...but of course I can't go,0
DAMMIT THIS DEVIN GUY IS IM-ING ME  HE ALWAYS CALLS ME BABY N SEXY  HE CAN GO BURN IN HELL..,0
@csharpzealot hehehe you're giving me ideas,1
Betdaq down  so I can't see where the kiwis are at the moment but they came in to 9.6 from 10 since this morning on Big Blue.,0
@sweetnicki thank you sweety,1
Wants to touch telescope boy,1
"@EmilyMarieox eeee! i'm so happy you finished it  it's amazing isn't it? it was really awesome, a little hungover but not too bad haha...",1
@JUMPINSOUNDS @CocaBeenSlinky did a really cool thing with a bubble video that might be worth looking into too,1
is creating a TweetDeck column especially  for #coktup tweeps,1
@wini_mini Me cachis,0
"@TheRaeRae Ok, I will pick you.  Congrats! You've won a signed copy of Barracuda by Mike Monahan. Pls DM me with mailing info.",1
@thedailysurvey hello guys. can you play Love sex Magic for me. need to jumstart my sleepy afternoon at work.,1
And..... working on homework,0
Wishes she was going to Colorado with my family today,0
is gonna have to clean my room!!!!!!!!!!!   ( I hadn't cleaned it 4 a long time),0
@stacey79 that sucks - I'm still hungry and sucked down my food.,0
Ok @lilmisslexi I'm so bored! All alone,0
"Dammit, I left my iPod (and headphones) at home. Waaah. I need my music",0
@sarahteaa its too cold to wear shorts! and i brought my stockings to camp so they're dirty too,0
"@Maffyewww yes, and what not.",1
why am i still up. Great now I have to shower and go to class.,0
ok guys so ive nt been active on twitter all this time...but after ptu2 i caught on to it as well...so welcome to me,1
is UPSET because her chicagoans don't love her anymore and don't skype  ok j/k but I want updates and apartment pictures pleeeeeaaaasse,0
"@mileycyrus Heyy , Are you ok ? you're looking well",1
@UniqueOnDeck why?!?,1
John is gone  It's officially after noon...I'm having a beer.,0
@mk1993 Absolutely nothing,1
"now we are playing loteria.. lol.. juwan: 3, Maggie: 2, me: 1 lol",0
"playing ps2, the passion of mine",1
keeping the people aboard Air France flight 477 & their loved ones in mind...so sad,0
Will this day ever end....,0
I have a bottle of butterscotch vodka and can't drink it  Flu meds and alcohol do not mix *sigh*,0
*yawn* i have a bad headache,0
oh so bored...stuck at home,0
"Wow, David Carradine, holy crap. That's sad.",0
Ouuuuuchhhh...my legs are SO sore,0
Watching This Morning and deciding what to do with myself today. Think I'll keep searching for that elusive job!,1
Well I missed that opportunity,0
@elran24 thanks. His mom wants to be BFFs- Better than her hating me though  she may be vicariously having her wedding too- aahhh!,1
@Bluebee3 ok  now only if they had did "Dirty Dawg" on this tour...LMAO!!!!,1
@greekshow I am literally obsessed with Greek  I can't wait until 6/8 new episode!! AHH!! Lol.,1
BMTH ROCKS  || ♫ No need for introductions ♫,1
@TaylorKarney Weird is what i am hahaha,1
"Still not done, but got the entire bedroom done with the baby awake! Please someone tell me tomorrow wont suck",0
It's a little rainy - but still heading out to hopefully catch that self-defense seminar.  Tee hee hee.,1
@fearstrikes You're very welcome  Those are the addicting ones. Should keep you busy for months!,1
"@josie_barnes lol, it does sounds very pleasant, I think I may need a lunch appointment too!",1
feels fat. eating fast food for dinner for the past 3 days is not a good idea.,0
It occured to me that I think my biggest problem is I don't have any kind of reliable support system.  Insert suicidal thoughts,0
"2:30 i dont wanna go to bed cuz then i wake up and school is next day  i only have mon, tues, and half of wed. left then summerrr yay",0
@FollowJocelyn sorry it fell off  you can try duct tape like she suggested or bandaids...,0
finally got my WOF. now i have no money,0
"@BradTheBear @CTRICKETT I'm just havin a Cup-a-Soup, got no food in!",0
@o_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!,0
wat the eff? my ipods randomly started working again  - wat the eff? my ipods randomly started working aga... http://bit.ly/sk14j,1
Finally home and it's 2 am. I am beat. And I've been coughing all day.  Nighty night.,0
@kristylentz  yesy. I wish everyone could just come with me!,0
@B_Nerdy Naw...I threw it to the floor cuse Lefty told me to close the freakin door behind me.,1
@Jonasbrothers ....so excited about the premier of "Fly With Me" Watch it everybody,1
"@mungotwyford oh I'm not going anywhere... There staying with me at my place here in Honolulu. I WILL take hugs any time, though",1
"Don't know why, but its quite a stressful day today.",1
@Pepperfire oops I guess I shouldn't have LOL'd sorry,0
I said selfless acts of goodness provide the geatest karmic result but win wins are ok,1
"@LB_sweetpea No, I'm not doing 5* in Toronto. Just regular crappy seats but I'm excited!",1
@BreBabyIzBadd i see that,0
"@benyacobi hahaha! Also, someone told me once not to watch the music vidoes-it clouds your judgement, don't you know!",1
"Good Knight, my tweeties!  Tweet Dreams",1
"Ill be back in a sec going home from school, feel so ill, but then coming back in",0
trying to figure out why I stayed up so late to watch the CAVS lose!!!!  .... again!!!,0
"Temporuns this morning. Uh, I have lost quite a lot of stamina in the last couple of weeks. Not good.",0
On my way to de weedstick... Let's see if its nice at bloomingdale,1
@robsteadman Nearly 31 and 28 months.   How old are you Mr S?,1
i hope everyone who doesnt follow me get ass herpes and dies,1
Yay waiting on UPS to pick up my iPhone then I get my new one,1
"@plexer nooo i hope not! actually, crash was suspiciously close to RC release... win 7 beta now blue screening on boot",0
I'm scare  God pls give me strenght to keep movin' on..,0
@CassieFX has earache,0
@granniv Why thank you!,1
@JonathanMaberry yep... really enjoyed them,1
@dabossman555 yay! it saved!!!!!!!!! whooo! okay... i'm gonna try see if IM works,1
ICC getting shirty with Voda in India    http://ow.ly/e7TJ,0
"@dweissinger Yeah, *something* like that.",1
"@Meganfriend @damonfriend is sleeping right now, lol",1
"@illutic asymetrical  and it;s fab, I love it",1
"@snuffleupagous You are right.  Considering I am only following you and my favorite Ghost Hunters people, I need to get more friends",0
todayyy =D dammnnn whats good  hahahaha   i think its time to initiate ;),1
In the gym my trainer is killing me,0
Can't wait to go out of town tomorrow with the family.  it might be my moms last trip.,0
Ok headin home to beautiful Concord! Don't forget to make it a great day and keep it tuned to 95.7 YOUR WOLF!!!,1
@gemmak500 It's amazing how many couples you see when your only one  Head up chest out sit up straight.....you are loved xx,0
"listening to "going crazy" by natalie. paulit ulit lang. ugh, i miss him so much. really.",0
@BrianMcnugget Really liking that song. I have a thing for Irish blokes so thanks for the link,1
"It was supposed to be sunny today! Talking about global warming and they can't predict next day weather? Shit, no visit to the ZOO",0
@jonasbrothers http://twitpic.com/7gowf - today is may 15? omg someone is stuck on time hahahahah JUNE 15 YOURE CRAZY,1
exhausted and sick,0
I miss my bbbyy  Just sayinn.,0
@angelabelle ohh yeaaaa haha. Dodgers fireworks was better!!,1
Ugh.. Going to play the u18 girls in the effin rain!,0
What happened to the the Netflix insta-watch top 50? Now I don't know what to watch.,0
i am so bad,0
@MaggieeRineyy ooo be careful.. you'll end up where i am  poor! lol,0
Jess is here,1
Kayak.com hasn't been finding me the best deals lately   Just found better deals on Virgin and JFK for a flight on their own site.  Hrm.,0
@videosawyer me too I am not liking it at all,0
I want to learn how to play guitar!!,0
"@g33kski11z @Blmoyer I would be kicked out of the military... i can never be on time, for anything",0
I can't even drink none of this shit because I'm driving!,0
i remember that somebody was hug me through sunshine last fall,0
@mdd360 sorry guys I meant fathers day is tommorow,0
"@crazilazigurl amazing, same here! i can't wait for the movie  i hate that we have to wait a while now for new #Heroes!",1
Yay i got dismissed from lab,1
fuck. Jus found out the homie fell off the 4th deck @ bart the otha day & died... Literally fell 2 his death fuck fuck fuck..,0
@nayajoye @MissJS_Diva I wanna be @ the pool,0
LMFAO 'JAI HO' omggggggggg that was sooooo funny hahaha but ohhhhhh  i want both siavash and benazir in they're badass!,0
@TamekaRaymond THIS IS SO TRUE CHICA! WORDS OF WISDOM,1
@marwilliamson Hi Marianne! L?ve You Honey! Lori,1
"@QuenofCrazzy He got back for the second report, though",1
"@agraceless I'm going!    Joking.  I went through a bag of Starbursts today, too!  Freaking amazing.",1
i think i have an eye infection,0
"Its 12:30 at night, and my room is SOOO HOT!!",0
last night aka taylors birthday was goood,1
@heyyitskate can't go after lunch  going hunting,0
"Bored, making a mothers day card",1
@SkylarkingClare and DMs back at you again! (sorry there are so many of them...) hope you're having a lovely day.,1
#fsck'ing 2TB  I don't like UFS... I want #slimnas for #freenas 0.7,0
@2fyne4u if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
"Alright everyone, I am off to bed. Goodnight. Tomorrow I will post pictures of my spore creatures from the creature creator",1
going to play Wii,1
"@Reformare  thank you, God willing, I'd be very grateful for your prayers, that will add another ring to the bullseye",1
Just booked a trip to VEGAS for 4th of JULY yeeehaaa...ok now back to paper!!!,0
@pato_30stm oh yes my dear...that's life,1
my face is sunburned,0
why am I locked in @ work when the weather is so glorious,0
http://twitpic.com/7zwlp - The scary swastika-buttoned jeans I nearly bought earlier today,0
@cauliflowerkid you broke your foot?! My feed has been so consumed by #iranelection that I never even saw that tweet  <3333345678,0
"It was supposed to be sunny and nice today. Instead we had Rain, Wind and HAIL... HOLY!",0
@countingcrows just arrived in Bournemouth wahoo wahoo! Can you play Round Here plz? Wahooooo! I'm  a tad excited!,1
I am a #realdoll,1
@khali_blache 'Kay.,1
on my way too los angeles for the offspring breed audition! wish me luck,1
I'm going to the aquarium  today eek,1
@CandiceKei hahahah. yeahh. omgosh i feel so bad for the Cook family right now!,0
shaun to win britins got talent,1
I hope I don't fail Econ. and not graduate,0
Is it bad that i miss revision im sooooo bored lol got till september off,0
"by the way, CONGRATS @Lakers !! im sure pau is so happy right now",1
"@theblondone i almost typed that line, but i decided on this one instead!",1
"@Teaslydale I'm sorry! But it's so sunny!!! Granted, I am doing school work. But still! Good luck with your tech!",1
@asliger http://twitpic.com/5owgt - i like it! i want a mark 5d  now thats a beast! but im just going to start at the bottom. ahah,1
@themarsvolta http://twitpic.com/6otuw - That's my wallpaper,1
@vjgade Exciting  What kind of business?,1
"Cant sleep, Just got dumped by that boy i love  x",0
"@manwong  i hated all the people at the milan airport, at night i was sweating my arse off and the mosquitoes ATE me!! hating it here...",0
Sleepless... phone interview in hours,0
@ChicagoMaine twitpic of the cutie,1
"@nicolechen oh my, thats awful",0
Kiri is back straight in the finals defeating Sufi & Natasha. what a twist by Raghu,1
"@tankgrrl it is now, it wasnt at the time  seems like I was reset to 0 as well... not sure im even up to start again",0
@gabysslave cool... maybe you can coach me,1
More to plurk than twitter,0
/ happy mommy's day,1
just ate dinner... at 11pm. And now I'm in bed thinking about stuff.,1
I. Want. To. Go. Home. Now.,0
"@Dribb keep on smiling, even tho you have loads of essays  Day 2 of Summer Term @ School.... argh .....",0
@takisoma if you were my kid you'd be so grounded!,1
"Shoppin with maria, bout to meet up w/jean & stef & go to Northpark-- the Rodeo Dr of Dallas",1
Summer reading,0
listening to radio 1 as  didnt get tickets  and i live in swindon (gutted).  excited to hear ne-yo and n-dubz though.,0
I missed taking a ride with someone in a R8 today... awwww...  *sniff*,0
"@tommcfly hey! tom,good day for you",1
@belletrist9 LMAO girl your tweet feed is all replies.. just like mine xD i love it. so glad you like it!! can't wait to see pics,1
Y IS IT SO COLD UP HERE?!?!?!? omggggg state college!,0
geting twitter to work,1
Unfortunately the camera lens has a scratch so it needs to go back.,0
"#smbmsp @justrobyn thanks for seeking me out!  Oh, and have a nice walk today on us",1
"@b1nce dude, I've been spending the past week re-teaching myself visual basic   i can call anyone anything i want at this point haha",0
Live Mesh Remote Desktop is less than impressive  Why does it take SO long to connect?,0
last day of school !!! crazyy. im gonna miss EVERYONE. life will never be the same- alotta my friends are going to diff. high schools,0
"At the crescent with heather, catching rays. Gareth has turned up, hmph",0
i wish the myspace picture downloader thing was faster! grrr,1
@kathy_moore I got to taste @thefoodgeek's pies last weekend  Highly recommended.,1
it's not really working out  i'll have a look later when i get home.,0
"Ugh, Im SO bored.",0
Still obsessing over the jonas brothers... Don't think this is ever gonna go away  I really want to let it go but just cant,0
"Check out my current artwork, "The Apostles Series" @ http://www.thea-rtist.com/?page_id=106. Feedbacks are welcome on my webpage. Peace!",1
Ethiopian women give me low self-esteem.,0
eff u allergies!! stay awayyyy pleaseeee  i wanna enjoy my time here! not sneeze myself into the next millenium.,0
"@thegeekchic wow. You're much worse off than I am. I only have a 70lb monster, and she usually only eats once a day. I might luck out.",1
"Also, Sun eve cinema was nearly empty for Star Trek. My first time ever seeing ST on the big screen, despite 18 years of watching it all",1
Its a new day with a new way of thinking...I'm DONE!!..I'm welcoming New beginnings along with prosperous change,1
@Kamper That looks like a cool game.,1
"@WarrickDunn Oh, one of your teammates is going to be my step-brother  How hot is that? Fmr. 'Nole fball and vball family, haha xoxo",1
@CrystalPosey All hail the mole.  That has a nice ring to it.  Can I be deputy hedgehog?,1
Eating  and trying to understand 'hitched or ditched'   :S,1
"@AirRock Umm ok dork, why not use her discount and get her one from there...   opps",1
"wow, sure is pourng again",0
I hope Clare and Katie are up for the pub...been nearly a week,0
"@Agent_M ah. knowing microsoft, they could probby do it, but would want to charge way too much extra for it",0
@sammijo66 if it's only a paper I'd suggest: a) a pigeon b) a message in a bottle c) other/don't know,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY... AVRIAL CLOUD I LOVE YOU... EXPECT A CALL... AND  PLEASE DON'T CUSS ME OUT ABOUT YESTERDAYS CALL... PLEASE DONT...,0
can hear fireworks... but can't see them,0
@rikerjoe LOL not too much.  but it is all worth it! How have you been??,1
@rgoodchild link doesn't work Rachel,0
"@saintwillsher As I typed that, I was thinking something like that and was hoping no one would pounce on it. Git.",1
"projects #3 and 4 are cut and being pinned... Lance is off tracking down a coupler for the paint sprayer, we had the wrong one",0
@BrodyJenner that's the part of celebrity that sucks! I'm so sorry you have to feel that way,0
Ugh. Filing and paperwork are the words of the day.,0
JBnoys expected Paranoid at number 1.. ano kaya feeling nila ngayon?,0
Going to bed. So gonna have to drag myself out at 5am  Goodnight all,0
SATie so close!!! Yet I want it to never come...,0
"Is a shower too much to ask for? Just spent all day getting sweaty, no shower",0
"@missashleyn I'm from big city-Toronto, but learned through travelling for speeches just how small small towns can get!",1
"@matmusto - Oh, you should come visit me in Miami?  Haha, miss you mat.",1
"@trent_reznor that you have been able to stay sober as well,",1
@shannonminion HAHAHAHA. it's a jonas joke  tis funny!,1
"was thinking of having a relaxing weekend not working, but alas I have homework  must get my analyses done before my durban trip tuesday",0
"Dad is doing ok, on a liquid diet now. At least it's more than only IV! What a bad way to spend Father's Day!",0
@tbsnewagain it sounds soooo good! I can't wait for the albuuum :] How are you guys? Please come to Finland,1
Whoo  yay finally i can tweet.,1
@aamirica no im not  Im gonna have to wait til tomorrow and its driving me crazy!!!,0
Can't wait for lunch with friends to plan ze veekend,1
"@BlokesLib  Hey,  my twitter went down again...but I'm baaacckkk....no, I doubt you would complain.",1
@zerojay With TweetDeck you can put a filter in your 'all friends' feed/column... so goodbye spymaster.,1
@clocsen might have to look then,1
@DJKidFamous whyyyy  i thought we was goin sumwhereeeee too!! lol,0
@Maverickpcs  and yes netflix it's like christmas every 3 days. All it does is give me what i want and no disappointment,1
Welcoming our last rider,0
Currently animating several videos.,1
Incredible tool for song identification. Perfect for people like me who don't have a memory for artist/song names   http://twurl.nl/5cgjiz,1
@XLoubyX Can you do that??!! My dad is bare stingy too I shouldhave watched it last night,0
overhearing a colleague talk abt someone passing away...v young..who was So full of life..givesmethecreeps. thoughts of my mortality...,0
"Coffee, and apple pie.",1
I Think Twitter Hates Me  Sad Dayz,0
@wreckedonyou Youre always swamped with school stuff. Poor kristina,0
"@LessThanItTakes That's what I thought, too, but it's def. changing image size & ratios.",0
@arysongs "otitis" ...  OMG! That is terrible ... poor ears,0
At the beach till 6 o clock  then sunbathing in the garden all day 2moz... This is the life!,1
@SapphyNo1 Big thank you's for the follow!!!!,1
@501seed Thank you for the felicidades,1
This is not looking to good for the Cavs,0
Picture below: POWER TO THE PEACEFUL!,1
http://twitpic.com/6t2ya - I'm getting this next week. Just can't wait. Kety Perry is so pretty! xoxo,1
@TeamCyrus do YOU have the mobilephone number of miley?I have lost her number  Now i am very sadly.,0
going back to grams house. sad its geos last day,0
Got my last two assignments back finally! Two A's and I have passed the year,1
In need of alcohol. Lucky it's a bank holiday weekend! Beer O'Clock,1
"If you cut me I suppose I would bleed the colors of the evening stars.You can go anywhere you wish cause I'll be there, wherever you are.",1
@llcooljew Poor dear. Your fellow busty mavens have been there.  What gym do you belong to? PEAC?,0
"@taylorcookie When you come home, can we learn the Hoedown Throwdown? Please?",1
"@Jeanetteix i think my phone hates me..  it got your previous tweet, but not the one @ me, weird...",0
@PaulLasaro wow thank you very much.....though not much can go wrong from under the duvet...just off to bed,1
good evening   lasagne is cooking and about to make the salad but would rather be chasing ghosts,1
"@JessieMalakouti listenin back to my vids of you at wolverhampton, amazing, big fan  gutted i didnt meet you when gatehangin",0
is back in the house after a day of bathin on the beach...Fwarrr tis boiling out there  xxx,1
@Lankku  I was dumbstruck when they asked me to do that at Gatwick..,1
Very excited that lipstick jungle is on in a bit,1
@craaazymeaaah Hmmm. The 412 one.,1
@vBSetup That's awful to hear. Hope he'll get better real soon. Road rage FTL,0
"@garkbit No idea how that thing works - I put my own ID in there and it recalculated with me in 10th place, didn't see you though",0
"@RyanSeacrest Nope, not you. Sorry.",0
I'd love to tweet all day today but I have work to do that must get done so I'll tweet when I can. God bless everyone!  #tcot,1
i really wanna meet @ddlovato @mileycyrus @jonasbrothers and @taylorswift13,0
"I'm making a Get Well Soon card for a little boy with the Swine Flu. It's so sad, he's only 8 years old I think",0
Dont forget that Saturday is #underapound day  http://140characters.co.uk/,1
gonne make me ready for todays shoot,1
You can be a sweet dream or beautiful nightmare... either way I DIDNT wanna wake up from you,0
i didnt had enough sleep. *bangag* i hope monday will make me feel happy and kilig again!,1
Chemistry is over!! Thank gawd for that! Now I can relax...,1
Drawings are done... now I gotta do an order for this stuff...,0
@MistaFuture I'm hella mad. My dad didn't wire the money like he said he was supposed to,0
@amb3r23 awwwwww u jelly ? ! Don't be ! Lol you'll be cool like me one day,1
@gorjuss Happy Anniversary to you and Mr G,1
H&M raised their prices,0
"@youngsy79 Yeah, its all cloudy and crappy here now",0
@EDDIEKLIVE Wish I could see you in NL...the soul is ready but the body aint strong enough yet  Hopefully next time!,0
is going to buy the yoshitaka amano artbook for FF,1
"@rachaelmayxo i know, i am sweating alive outside. ooh, yesss please!  i'm free weds afternoon, all day thurs & fri. whens good for you? x",1
@ekwOnn I wanna watch heroes season 2!!!!,0
"im in pain, shit",0
"@wh17m4n damn, it's been a long time since I've had an onion loaf",0
Can't wait till Monday  Wish me good luck on my quest 2 buy Miley Cyrus concert tix!,1
@suupatrout before I travel to Australia,0
"7am...no sleep = FAIL, maybe I'll just stay up and then be bored all day and sleep once I can't stay up anymore.",0
@piratecsibi Heeey whats good with you,1
@DozyAngie Yeah Angie! Counting! I'm totally missing tweets from the concerts! All that adrenaline! Nice! Looking forward!,1
@may170779 I've just said that on RWAP... he's lush,1
angels and demons is so hard to get into.. not like twilight where i fly through it in a day! ughh reading tho,1
@amiecoggins ur a babe. hehehhhee. and were coool  lol,1
"@KristinFOD ok, so what did you do??/ I tried refreshing.... not working.... this is not my day....",0
Back from Cedar Point.,0
@supereddie2000 Glad you like it. I try to answer questions about blu whenever I can.,1
Brian Lake has played the 'help @troyjh 's dreamteam out' card at the tribunal and gotten off.,0
@mollismare kath and i aren't going veronica didn't tell you?  do you know how to ixe skate?,0
@larryhudson that depends what ones they are,1
"@gforcedave: Didn't understand your tweet...  Btw., I got a Profire 2626 from M-Audio, fantastic! Will compare it with my E-MU 1820m.",1
@justtakenotes He has a very good name then,1
"@saikano1 its 10:13pm here now, i think that means it will finish at 3am.....with work tomorrow...not going to happen  #asot400",0
@Katne yes  You're the expert on Italy... I'll follow you!  x,1
missing someone rite now <3,0
"@vulcansmuse I don't wear shorts either. Or flipflops for that matter...but that's a dance thing. Regardless, we are awesome",1
@ScottGiorgini  I remember that song! The year hubby & I got married..,1
@kiannabanks lol me either I miss my boo  I think I should fine a backup boo lol,0
@bluechargedlife So glad I got home super-drunk last night... killed 2 fat spiders climbing up my walls,0
Someone stole my Garmin out of my car last night while it was right under me in the carport.....thats not scary or anything....   Bummed!!,0
"@modulista naw, good thing my boss thinks twitter is a bit weird, he'll never join us in this wonderful twiterverse!",1
im burnt  but its worth it!!!,0
@sowrongitsjason LMK how it goes! I can't watch it,0
Titanic ? ok well i cry every single time at the end of the movie,0
@josiahplatt working on the marriage black belt ninja skillz.  thanks!,1
@swiftkaratechop No one is making you watch it. sukey = sookie.,1
@SidCity Dude can I use  that? Thx!,1
Looking forward to Spence coming home.  Listening to some of the @Advance09 messages to catch up on what I missed,1
I'm missing good seats for paramore for prom!!!,0
@stigsbf I know.you had no choice.,1
"New blog, new studio space  http://www.how2drawacupofcoffee.blogspot.com",1
Need to send my Kodak Zi6 Camera to Kodak for repairs or a replacement. Darn thing just hasn't worked correctly from day one.,0
@anbpharmd2b No your right.  NOT bad at ALL!  LOL,1
Can the love of a pet truly replace the love from others??? I think mine does,1
the fam comes today & i graduate from the university of arizonaaaa tomorrow! it doesnt get better than this,1
Watched Yes man and The Terminal. both nice movies,1
it's already morning....I was having a great dream.,0
apprentice finale  i'm so looking forward to it,1
"@maxyRO uhm.... I use orbit(chewing gum), but it becomes addictive  Still, it is a way to get the yawning away(or else others will yawn 2)",0
bridesmaids' gowns design decision almost done,1
screeching weasel is in austin tomorrow but it's already sold out!  gat damn it!,0
Just came back from Tamaras baby shower! I am going to miss her when she goes away,0
Twitter's being lame and won't post my twitpic of Gucci and I,0
"@TreeinCally My server went down earlier again, just came back. I'm in FB now, will look for add requst",1
wow...."yeah...i'd like that.",1
"@paulmason10538 Hi, back from hol and this?  but as yer saying, good to get it over and done with. I rather enjoyed the pkg when I got one",0
@achyna yeay! Okay,1
loving summer,1
"@samahsharif i'm really sorry, i hope you're not mad   who's being blunt? xx",0
@Ubisoft i'm so excited! Have to finish the first one now,0
Good morning...  Getting ready for work,0
"wish I had a different voice right now  Then again, when do I NOT wish I had a different voice?  Jenifer Holiday would have been nice....",0
"@rabble I know   And others shouldn't even be mentioned on that paper. In any case, it's unbelievable to read that stuff.",0
Eek! Traffic jam! No movie tonight....,0
Being in Hayward today made me really miss the penthouse,0
did not find Taste of Charlotte or the ride on the lightrail to be the enjoyable experience she expected.,0
@isawahill kind of bummed though not going to lie,0
@boewie that sure is an awful video. Poor girl  #iranelection #iranrevolution #gr88,0
@Aw_Re_ya_2_ im from Queensland Australia  wbu? xx,1
@alchemission When do you come back to the states? I'm sure you're excited to start the press circus... I mean circuit.,1
@twnklmnr cause I'm awesome LOL took it in El Cajon area course to Kaiser,1
"@lpfmfan lol, I'm not keeping him. My parents are completely against keeping him so it's a lost cause",0
Edward &Rachel are so lame.,1
@jimmycarr 8 out of 10 cats in HD! Sweet! The susan Boyle/virgin joke tickled you....,1
@smelly88 haha.. i will..  XD,1
Woke up with a pounding migraine.,0
@martinpribble thanks for the #ff! Bummer about the hip pain...is it getting any better?,0
Laying in the ER trying to figure out what is wrong with me!,0
Happy June to everyone!,1
Mom is in town for one more day,0
1 of the stray cats that we take care of has a stick stuck up a nostril & won't let us come near to get it out. She can't eat with it in,0
Applying for an apartment,1
bedddddd. I'm not tired thouhgh hahahahahha,1
"@robzhealthy Thanks, that was very interesting!  I tried on my swimsuit today and am a little concerned.",1
@AshleyDarr I'm doing the same! Go coffee!!!,1
Going on a walk with my grandpa ^^ lol. It's like 100 degrees outside!,0
i'm in the common room bored as usual. Miss gordon,0
@enterbelladonna I will miss you,0
@bjorker  How many mg is 4 advil anyway? I'm right there pushing the limits with you. God bless Advil.,0
thinking of what I'll do when my bestfriend moves away,0
@silvarafire Why did you stop from Saturday night?,1
Yeah 91 parking lot at 3am!!!  accident,0
"Waking up at mid-day, when you thought you'd woken up at 5 isn't too shabby. o_O",1
@lizwhite23 Sheri was there when you were once,1
is hard at work making a review for his Art History test tommorow.,0
@jareason my laptop was being used last night to watch movies,0
@EmsySinclair  I need to sleep but im scared about waking up and feeling worse,0
too excited about going to the Bay tomorrow!!,1
@awmitchell in many cases they arent part of ours either but ideally this one will stay nice looking,1
@ddlovato its so good.. he was so tallented,0
i wwant some fred perry gear,0
@Mevsyou well we love it equally as much when you're here,1
PRAYS it will stp raining soon,0
@aneel WolframAlpha is so slow that its not solving any problem for me right now,1
Bailando con alex! Y gozando!  Dancing with alex and having a great time!,1
@iamgaberosales in a while,1
@randomgal - depends on if you like twitter or not,1
Maddy is off with her mommy. Back to the hospital,0
@semibold I would bring you some in a heartbeat if you could have them.,0
"@geraldinepang I'm adapting well in my first year in poly. Me too! But you're looking as great as usual, judging from your pictures",1
I am feeling really sick to my stomach,0
"@yourrockerchic ahhh, okay, i'll be main stage most of the day and prolly miss her again",0
im gonna miss my bff awww   have a safe trip mwahhhh,0
ninja sushi for lunch but dominicks was out of sour gummy worms,0
"@sara_elizabetth i know  i cant wait till monday, but im kinda scared",0
@omgmcd yeah. she lef tnoe. she has to get allergy shots. ha poor girl.,0
Rain and looming deadlines are making me think I'll stay home tonight.,0
"@ameeface I don't know a great deal, actually D: Ohh, you might like Zen Habits that I've been reading  http://is.gd/M54u",1
Family bike ride in park abandoned a few hundred yards in - daughter refused to ride new bike! Missed out on pub lunch,0
So sad... First nice day outside and of course I'm working,0
hanging out with @mightbparanoid,1
really bored.,0
tummy painnnn  boo. this sucks.,0
Hell yeh ending up at the same bar as my sister.,1
just woke up...bought yesterday new shoes  green the colour of hope,1
"I dont care HOW ill i am tomorrow, i HAVE to go to work. I NEED the money.",0
so much for "getting over it all"... took three huge steps backwards today,0
I'm desperately looking for a diamond 3D heart necklace from London's Topshop that was on sale like 2 months back. Can't find it now,0
"Parsley stalks don't have a lot of strength and integrity, i found this out the hard way - they've been blown to buggery",0
Roller Coaster Tycoon = bleck. Going to Olivia's party later.,1
@mattdoyle welcome to my world.,0
"shelly has to go to physio now  i want to be better so i can run again, damn navy x",0
"@vixen37 LMAO, I do tend to get in a very, very bad mood whn they lose.  I'm not a bad loser, it just makes me sad",0
"I forgot my password to twitter  it took me 2 days to remember. Alright, Well were starting rehearsels soon so "Tweet" me with questions!",0
@insuranceboy Hello - and a good morning 2 u! where did r sun go?,0
"i know ..."never give up&stuff" ... however, (sometimes/often?) why i actually practise that much, mmmm ....",0
"is in the theater waiting for Up! Sooo excited, but disappointed that they didn't give away some free stuff.",0
blowing nose and drinking heaps of water,1
no more tweets to @shaunjumpnow wonder if im flooding his @replies as much as he is my homepage?,1
"@Miss_B_Having Getting tired. Half hour to go before driving home.   Good to see you though, perked me up a bit. ;-) XXXX",0
Im at work again Lmfao the weather is gorgeous here in birmingham shame i cant be out in it but i feel good today so i dont mind,1
"Lisa has left the building ,(almost)... about to meet an old friend for a long walk. It is truly the little things that make me happy",1
@Big_Quilz Yeah...  ...Lol,0
I'm tired. Just... so tired.,0
Its raining. Why the sun isn't shining  I'm so bored,0
Not happy about having to drive mom's car for the next couple of days till my car gets worked on.,0
Ooh they're playing "under the milky way" by the church at four n twenty,1
@thehush suppose to buy new shoes but no offer.. bought some groceries intead,0
@TESKELLY its not here,0
Really good weather today. Hmm...   ? http://blip.fm/~5h0da,1
@georgevalencia I wont be.. But I see you tomorrow,1
"@LizAnjos @andreanjos I can picture/hear it, and it makes me happy  ... even though you are both collectively an asshole.",1
@vprincess number 2. I like the thin lines! it's more modern!,1
@mahyuni  we get to know T100 better with you around. seriously!,1
@shyvsclever I've been counting down,1
@asdavis10 lmao sorry  I am so freakin sleepy and I'm still kicking ass,1
i officially feel like shit. im going to take a nap or something. all these tears getting on my keyboard arent makinf it better.,0
Tunnel last night...total funtimes! Feeling a bit fuzzy today tho,0
well ok then - the steamed crabs will work as well - i'll be there,1
it is so HOT!!,0
@Pallekenl  it does take up a lot of space. 6 GB.  I have a big hard drive. i hope it doesn't kill my computer. michelle would be really,0
@Samproof Black Russians makes me think of a "white russian" and this movie quotation: "that rug really tied the room together.",1
"is angry! I missed the Brothers & Sisters SEASON FINALE b/c all the main broadcasting channels (3, 5, 6, 8, etc) went out on ALL the TVs.",0
"@perezhilton She answered it poorly -- but unfortunately, I didn't hear any boos from the audience, only applause   Very depressing ....",0
think my puter has a virus,0
"@ponet U are just TOO fun!!!I can just tell that you are going to do something really great.I have a lot of energy, but you have me beat",1
@jengroover You are most welcome - it was a great interview!,1
A bird just landed on my head. Twice!,0
"@starafar i lie, it was after 25 seconds, quickest goal in fa cup final history.",1
@JohnnyMarines aww well the best buy ppl told us that if we had no bracelet we weren't gonna see you guys  ..glad you loved chicago though,0
Oh yes I have,0
@Randi_Wade me too...but no where is open here,0
@Court146 I was totally going to suggest cupcake hangs last weekend!! But you were all tied up with seaworld  meh.,0
"@pickmynostERIL Yes, they look less like Mom&Dad and more like celebrities.",0
@Tinascarlette  may she r.I.p she in a better place that's for sure!,0
"@LillyLyle There are restrictions on the types of picture you can take, apparently",0
@timmetry it's when you text a friend banana and they call you and say that they ran their car into a lake or something else as severe,1
it's so cold outside  what happened to "summer",0
"@jpSanPedro i know the feeling!! good luck tom, hope the show goes great",1
"@mistii yea :-P well going to bed now, knackered. Night",1
@hipsterrunoff u will never lose me,0
"@mariloutheclerk I did not, because I have been told you're not supposed to call 911 & I didn't have the number on me that u are to call",0
2 things. 1. im just over 2000 twit updates Wo0T . 2. wathcing king of the hill about the cowboys FUCK THE COWBOYS!  lol,1
Would it be bad to call out of work?  Especially seeing as I am out Wednesday & possibly the rest of the week because of dental surgery.,0
getting ready to dye my hair colors  weee! but first need to dye it black again. la la la. so i guess colors can come later.,1
So i'm awake at seven and I've got a mother headache.,0
"Annoyed about this weekend. Never studies enough, very stressed out",0
"@paigemurphy_ Heyy  ermm, it varied but on average 8-10 x",1
loves listening to moon river - louis armstrong when she is going to bed,1
"Morning all!! Feel pants, have hardly slept",0
Oh and helped up this super pretty girl; if came and thanked me again just now; too shy to introduce myself  hope to see her again,0
"Lmao @angelayee: Today seemed like a great day, until I got a chain email that warned if I deleted it I could die  Pls don't send me those",0
@AIversonBabe  I saw that on FB!  I want my kiiiiiit!  I want an airbrush kit sooooo bad! Saving up for it,0
@BUGZY9 hahaha your an idiot! i dont want a pirate!  i want ... ahhhh fuck it i want a big ice cream cone! haha cookies n cream!,0
@carolilah im takeing regents too,0
"i am so creeped out. like, i see any more roaches i will probably go home tomorrow. i keep looking at the ceiling.",0
Kiss your mother today.  My first Mother's day without Mom,0
yeah still bowling like doo doo,0
"@jamesdurham That is cool! Mine does, also but my son is still too small for the family class",0
Oh rainy days. So breezy. I want to go jog in the rain.,1
@thegreatjapo @maryk3lly thanks for joining!,1
okay.... i still haven't finished the essay. This sucks,0
Boris Kodjoe.... what a specimen,1
Blahhhhh. Why can't college just be over already?!,0
@happyslip I want free tickets!  Please. lol,1
@ home with mom and dad  just goy here from the mall,1
"heh, first time i used the google-send-mail-cancel feature. nice  ... wonder how often "google" gets mentioned per day",1
@Willie_Day26 Garsh when will you ever be living it up in ATL? Doesn't matter anyway I won't be 20 til August.,0
"@andyroddick I must be your biggest fan, right after your semi final in Queens I rolled my ankle during practice  bring on the ice",0
Good bye everyone.. Won't see u or talk to u in a week..... I'll miss y'all,0
"@GlitzyGloss Hello!! sounds very good, you can count on me, I follow you!!!",1
I went to the Pussycat Dolls concert!!!! what a fantastic show!!!! I really enjoyed today.,1
Yessssss. I finally got into my old myspace. Which had been hacked into by some stupid heffer since 2007! Finally! Lol.,1
@x__claireyy__x  HMV picturehouse Edinburghhh  wristbanded though lol!,1
regrets getting the chocolate croissant instead of the almond croissant at milano.,0
"@ff3725 She must be able to tell we're reprobates, despite your endorsement. She sounds pretty smart!",1
WHAT the hell is going on! is NKOTB NOT coming to Australia now,0
*flop* back after going out to bag #geocache GC1QR2R nice hide.,1
@Jonasbrothers except yours? The Escapologist by Sugarlum Fiary  Love You.,1
ate 80% dark chocolate. love it more than milk chocolate now. part of my healthy regime.,1
@danielleish I miss you!!,0
@ujm s/successed/succeeded,1
"listening to "just a dream" by carrie underwood on my ipod. Trying to fall asleep, night",0
@princegohard u ddnt comment aabt my twicture,0
@itsjordanbitch It looks delicious,0
.....Did NOT enjoy being stuck on the M25 at 2am however!!,0
"@MarkOfRespect Oh I'm sure, but we can't base our society's values on worst case scenarios. Happy to agree to differ tho",1
@cchastain Good morning,1
I can't wait to get my @mitchelmusso cd. going to target tomorrow and i'm gonna buy two!,1
lots of sunbathing i now have tan lines and i love it,1
@rollingcherry really? crap... i can never sleep when it's fullmoon.,0
ok..later everyone...have a blessed day,1
Graciously accepting Madina Lake posters. I only have 1,0
Ugh. Dad's car is a piece of shit.  LOL,0
@grittyyas hope you are having a good time!  missing you terribly over here.,1
May the 4th be with you  #starwarsday,1
"@mistress_amy i'm trying to find a free one, but so far it looks like it would cost 5 bucks",0
@bethdonald i know...,0
@michhh12 Ahh thank you! Yep! I'm soooo excited!,1
Going to krystinas today,1
@iwouldprefer how long??,0
I DESERVE THE BEST...HE IS OUT THERE WAITIN FOR ME...WE JUST GOTTA FIND EACH OTHER..,1
@katiegb_78 Oh God... I don't even want to think about it. :'( Don't know how I'm gonna do this... less than 2weeks left!,0
@beatbutcha ahhh.. nooo  dont eat the cute lil squirels  actually... fuck it! lets feast!!!,0
Dude I swear someone got a hose and sucked all the gas putt my car,0
"@jonhickman Ah yes, my punnage is a seemingly impossible fusion of subtle … yet obvious",1
not faaairr....anais has twitter on her phone  lol,0
@scheru @SudokuBear sure!  Sounds like a good plan,1
"Morning people. Thanks for following. I will only be around when @wendywitwoo is twitgagged though, which can be quite often apparently",1
@dawizonline my pleasure,1
thank you notes,0
"Happy Friday!!!!  I hope all are doing well....the darling son (5) has decided that we should have a cookout - happy, happy, joy, joy",1
He surprises me with the things he forgets. Sometimes it's convos we've had three+ times. It's like he had a stroke of sorts. Disturbing.,0
suddenly craving chik-fil-a and their special house sauce... thanks a lot  @geoffreykutnick,0
senior saturday in the morning,0
@AaliyahLove69 cute panties! love the belly chain & necklace,1
"Getting ready for school, good mood already",1
Watching VH1..the last days of Left Eye,0
"@bethlayne You're welcome Beth, and thank YOU too  Love this place..... !",1
"@rocksmyworld Oh cool, that link worked.  Thanks!  Love your photos.",1
"Turning on some loud music, opening every window, every door. It is summer right?",1
@Linze_Lady awww poor waldo    thats hilarious & really sad! ha,0
@VitalNorwich bury ring any bells?,0
"Will Davison 2nd, I'm happy with that.!!!",1
Just been treated to a hot chocolate by the PM. Totally unexpected,1
"@dancingLight I wasn't born yet, so um, not mine. You were so cute. I'll raise you my cowlick pictures",1
"@StrayTogether @swingtastic I guess I missed the #tworgy , huh?    Oh well, maybe later.  ;-)",0
@JackiePurnell Nice to meet you. Bio looks interesting  Will enjoy tweeting with you.,1
"@KlownDogg in a way it was good some parts were kind of scary but it was mostly loud and freaky is the best way to describe it, not great",0
@kaitlynnoelle evry1 else has probably been to lots if themm,0
doushite kimi wo suki ni natte shimattandarou. . .  haru haru~! still love that song months after of it on repeat,1
"Working on job application. Happy , and can�t wait to meet you again   you are wonderful hun <3",1
"fun day, fun night.",1
"Replaced couch, watched Sounders, catching up with friends over a drink. Great day except T and @AmesPratt are at home",0
@glossymom Challenging yes. Altitude sickness is the worst feeling ever! I wanted to kill myself on Everest. lol. I have bad shins too.,0
Touched down safely in HK  - http://tweet.sg,1
@BitchNotAPerson great  I hope many people out there do that too,1
@Jason_Manford oh good man!! Can't have spagetti on toast without cheese!...... & low fat.....very healthy  you're putting me to shame lol,1
servin em up,1
@jumpman85 I know it sucks,0
"@S_Dierwechter I'll post it when it's done, right now it's still pretty rough.",1
wopwop for diversityyyy  <3 shauns till too thoughhh,1
"worked on a song this morning and nothing saved...  .... Also, the paramore concert is so loud i can hear it from my house.",0
Time for tea  thankyou @libbyaj http://twitpic.com/7h9rm,1
@bradshorr Good grade! I think I failed; won't work through our firewall.,0
@grapesoda no one will answer me. haha i am unloved,0
@Playboy leaving California always stinks  it's so pretty there. Can't imagine leaving the mansion tho.,0
5pm and no call,0
i'm in the park learning to drive a car,1
I only have to look at ms elseas face for five more days  woaa two years with that woman was TOO MUCH!,1
@MissGoogle I love ars electronica and its concept,1
"@jamestinniswood Check out his album, it's grand. Ah of course! - I'm a big fan of that Ernie song, had a screenshot as my Facebook photo",1
"@AlexanderMcNeil Not yet, need to get them now. Didn't manage to get them for the ICA gig",0
Refusing the wake up,1
@ChamBasa whyy? what's wrong?  ><,0
"@Rinkel Thanks, I'll try that",1
"@yogadeals we will see if he will continue, but i think he likes the mental challenge?? also i instruct him and we practice at home",1
"ahhh, i got my mum to put deep heat on my sore muscles, and now it's buuurning",0
@mickrogers http://twitpic.com/69gqp - Nice view... Italy's such a beautiful country!,1
@tommcfly But did you liked the food?Haha,1
@Paul197 there's a simple customizable setting in the Develop module,1
I miss my baby even more now since we so far away frm each other,0
yummm.. Lucky Charms,1
@fishshark  I thought you meant to ask "Is it funny where you are?",1
@Killa4 Aww. I think just spending time with her will be special.,1
"@Laryllan @aanneeB i think m. means it for real, i mean he's dumb! And she ?! they're insaaaaaane  @lenaaileen you are MY lilime!",1
"@littledoodles maybe they were trying to cannibalize each other, and got stuck, haha!",1
"@patiokitty brrr cold shower!! I've only experienced that once in my life and it was brutal!! I think I will try the tea, or maybe coffee",1
@gone2dmb Hi Denise! Thanks honey! It took me six years! But I'm so happy now...,1
My car won't start coz it's having battery problems so I had to cancel my plans with Cher.   I'm so sorry Cher!,0
mornin twitties... up making ringers lol.. till its time to get ready for church,1
I am having a Happy Mother's Day  The kids are now asleep and I am reading a new book. I love my life,1
@ddlovato we love you too Demi,1
@lonnybreauxjr cuz no one wants to see it with me,0
"ahh, fuck, time to get ready for rowing...In the rain",0
@Jo6789 hehe cool  ArcGIS 9.3.1 is a good release. Some nice features. Not much at desktop though.,1
@jearle aaah I love Munchy Boxes,1
@DivasMistress yes! I saw that answer! you do A LOT! But I bet it's SO nice to be your own boss! I'd love to work that way someday,1
@adamcoomes thx for following adam!! hope we have much fun here. welcome and good day,1
woke up with a very sore throat  feeling whiny!,0
^O^ Angel hugs back to you too @annenina45 ^O^,1
@gijsbregt there you go,1
@yoonkit you didn't got it: Someone said that they need to re-search more,1
So... I lied yesterday... I did upgrade my iPhone software. ...and TweetDeck (for iPhone) keeps crashing on me.,0
@sophcourtney Too right Soph when you get the hang of it you can teach me  ( its ruth by the way,1
"@wfavero Nah, just goading @SarahGreasley for the heck of it.",1
This is BS!  Its 3am and I'm just tossing and turning in bed. I can't sleep for the life of me!  Guess I'll be a wreck tomorrow,0
"#liesgirlstell I'm not hungry, you go ahead and order.",1
http://twitpic.com/8002s - Asdaa Aswell How Exitingg  Part Of The Wal*Mart Family x,0
The recycler is disgusting,0
poor Stefan still not connected or configured,0
Wife and kids have made it to San Antonio...almost to Corpus!  Praying for safety the rest of the way.  Guess I'll watch the game alone,0
Summer storms rolling around #Cayman but no rain yet here in West Bay,0
@fake_vyvyan yep,1
Feels good & productive to work europe hours... quiet & peaceful at night,1
@haylsnail Hahahaha oops.... It's just some of your last few tweets have been kinda emoish,1
@cooterdonnie I wish I worked Friday so I could have Saturday or Monday off  F'ing nutmeg.,0
omg maddie in holby is dead. Gutted. loved Nadine lewington and really wanted Maddie and Clifford to get together,0
Sad the house deal fell through....Now we move on....keeping fingers crossed,1
I don't like completing performance evaluations   Don't like this time of the work year.,0
@chriddycent why? because of writing such great and deep lyrics? i cant see the point.,0
haha noo internet was playing up couldn't get on it,1
"@jessemccartney http://twitpic.com/6fqtw - man,..wen u do it..it makes even more better..2 cute",1
Gonna go take a showerrr    Going to the lake today to swimmm ♥,1
@denisburns @davidpaullyons YES!!! Outlook messes up more than 2Gb of archival stuff,0
"It sucks to know that wherever I go, that there's  a 98% chance that I'm the fattest person there!",0
Working away on google appengine. trying to get it to talk to the calendar api. thought it might be easier but not,0
@mollydotcom poor you,0
FRICKEN SHIT HELLA FRICCKKEENNN JHEW;FH;WEOHFCAWCEWAFC SIGH Just... expression my feelings,1
I did it... I'm doing something! On my way to tha store..,1
Twittering. I guess,1
@_Michaela IT WAS AWESOME!! but guess what,0
@mistygirlph ...and a very pleasant and wonderful Sunday to you too!,1
my only concern is if breeding that bottom may cause some difficulty with chicks bumping into it.  other than that they look fine HTH,1
Kickin it with my poodle  http://myloc.me/1XnD,1
@eh44 Thought you would finish painting doggies when you painted the best?,1
@DivinaE  if you like 2 laugh..have a good time..follow me..its just that simple,1
@uncouthamerican Well I'm staring out over a car park. I have no garden.  I HAVE NOTHING wahhhhhhhhhhh,0
@fivetwo what you no bout mirror over there lol,1
@taylorswift13 Hey Taylor! Your awesome and i love you.,1
@liangry I'm gonna buy one too,1
...[Scene*]This summer will be amazing...POF is my best work as a young writer...can't wait to take my creativity further,1
"Oh how I love Lauryn Hill! in of all places Alamosa and LaJara, CO?!  ;)",1
trying to belong when no wants you to is like the saddest thing of all.. i felt it again today.. i hate it.. I'm really sad right now..,0
just shared a good laugh with a co-worker,1
@th3maw I know - I'll read ALL your  tweets and not just the last one,1
hmmm...first outlook 2007 crash on windows 7 since RC install a few weeks ago & i haven't turned off my laptop since! Not bad going,1
"Nice Morning - some browsing, some work on the rewards #magento module. I think its going to be a good one",1
is ill despite the zillions of antibodies that (as she now knows after studying biology for ca. 2429 hours) whizz about in her body. fail,0
@Mpieters vodashops don't even know that an iPhone comes in White.,1
That was fun  heading to slo in a few hours,1
I feel like throwing up!,0
""Ojos que no ven coraz�n que no siente..." Good shit.  Also, go Cavs, let the Lakers kill you.  And wonderful performance my kids made!",1
"@rhitgirl If you ever need a quiet place to study, my door is always open and my roommate is always quiet",1
@PlugWonDeLaSoul & u sold out Fri - so unfortunately no!  The live band concept sounded brilliant-no doubt it was-next time eh!,0
i just submitted an application to vh1's tough love,0
@tommcfly fan mail fan mail yes? yes? yes? hahah,1
@hollywoodintern I won't b @ my church 4 the next 3 Sundays,0
done downloading Jack,1
"Everyone ok, just a couple of dented panels, nothing serious. Just spent hours I didn't really have sorting it out.",0
@lynnrapata OOOPs - don't need 4th book after all - library is now holding copy for me - have all that I need - thanks for loaning me 3,1
Five guys  hahah what a crappy paying job...there better be cute boys that work here. Or at least fun girls!,1
What a beautiful dutch blue day it is! Time to battle it out for a bike.,1
"@helenbrawn Glad to know you, Helen.  They are sure a lot of fun, aren't they? Except for this particular morning, that is",1
@dmodee Yes. Yes I am thank you very much!,1
@meleahrubino Why did you fall off the face of the earth?,0
"@NoelMu Isn't Party Down a pretty great show? I hear the finale is fantastic, too, but haven't had time to watch it.",0
Getting dirty texts!!! Verry dirty texts  someone wants me ovr I see....too bad I can't make it,0
Im so sorry Jeffree  I hope you get better <3!,0
"@LaurenBarnholdt It hasn't quite made enough money yet. Let them try to make Rowling's advance back, will ya?",1
"@michaelowenhill ahhhhhh, for that error Sir, accept my aplogies!",1
Needs new headphones... Mine have just started crackling,0
I am about to cry and throw up if I don't find my ring in about 2 minutes,0
"@joshlopezphoto i do!! thursday at the middle east upstairs, 8pm! if you can't make it i'm in town until Monday morning.",1
Dear new followers... for some reason twitter is not letting me follow you back. I'm still trying....,0
"Blasting FOB at 1,000,000 decibels with the windows open on a hot summer's day = good times.",1
It's going to be a loooooooong day!  And not in a good way ;),0
Avril Lavigne - Slipped Away ; Rest In Paradise Great Grandpa. I miss you terribly.,0
"Just sittin here thinking about him, He amazes me  Lets just hope it stays that way cause like i told reza, ill just go lesbian lmao",1
Feel like absolute utter crap. Damn this cold if mine!! Go away,0
says because you are beautiful like a flower  http://plurk.com/p/110kmy,1
@margaretcho what happened to your show it was the hightlight of my life,0
"Godd morning tweeters! I'm early today, thought I'd sleep a lot longer..",1
She was such a little star,1
@syncer i couldn't tell the difference...,0
@mtaram thanks,1
@JessicaSain maybe Paris will be better the second time around - just don't go down any red light district streets this time.,1
@thehothits fly with me is from night at the museum 2  just so you know.,1
@rivastarr your fuckin killing it in our hometown bra  great toooooooooooons,1
@brooding_soul I had a great weekend. Thanks for asking  Did you finally get all settled in?,1
"@teenystweeting A fave tv show on DVD?  Bought my mom True Blood Season One on DVD and she loved it.  She's a tv fanatic, though",1
why the ef is my cell bill so high... shyyyyyyyyt   xx,0
Dang--I just checked my sent DMs...and a lot of the messages I wrote yesterday never went through...,0
"@ElliottChisholm hey babe good luck, hope you win!!! Sorry I won't be able to get there in time",0
Stairrods in Surrey.,0
@astynes Ag no... sorry Ambs  ***HUGE HUGS****,0
doghouse pa rin  http://plurk.com/p/tq007,1
i seriously need to give up smoking,0
@gangstamittens  I'm about to as well... Almost bye bye time,0
@mankyroo whenever they next tour u shud go c them live  there amazin mcfly love them,1
gonna watch step brothers w/ my step brother ha ha . . . I wish I was seeing miley cyrus right now,0
just signed up here,1
@Kriscolee  can that count as a carb and a protein for me???,0
"Just talked to my grandma, she isn't doing too good",0
"@RealAudreyKitch oh haha I was like awe  ..gut good lol cause I thought you seen my pics on myspace.nvm I'm dumb,lots of love 4 u xoxo",0
@HarajukuBeauty I kno!!!!  But what's been up wit u mamas?!?!,0
school's out and it's time to party,1
@Zaira317 well I saw it coming months ago. Still sucks. Less then 2 weeks before we move in.,0
"This is my mom's jam...I like it too.  This is a great song, unfortunatly the video doesn't do it justice  ♫ http://blip.fm/~7dksa",0
@Ljsbg30 aww I'm sorry ur alone  miss u,0
@QueenBecky Awwww Katie!  She was a pretty legendary cat age!  Poor Becky,0
no NBA game to watch tonight.  It's been some great games though.,0
"@Killa4 Heeey, dude, thanks for the follow!",1
"It's a bloody cold office, my knees r aching!!!  #fb",0
wow!  today is my birthday!!! YIPPEE!!! thank you for all the people that wishes me today...,1
I think I know what causes my migraines! I found a cause for my illness!,1
"At Mill's End Cafe, enjoying the beautiful day while getting hw done. Mayan mocha is excellent. Good rec from @scribedevil's better half.",1
i feel..... ignored. i have nine followers. YIPPIE. i shall follow scotty and nige eh.,1
Wondering why no one talks to me on Twitter?,0
@iHollee so.. i feel bad for you. hackers suck bum,0
"@Seargee HAHAHA, I'll be uploading on the next few minutes.",1
Enjoying "Spanish Sol" the new summer flavor for my Keurig and watching Out of Africa for the millioneth time,1
@logansutch http://twitpic.com/5tgxo - this is actually amazing  your such talented artist! you should of put a picture of all of mcfl ...,1
shoutin out to Kitty Kat   !!!,1
Ran out of cold and flu tablets. Thought I was getting better. No such luck  stupid sinus headache.,0
@randomzan I wanted to get my face painted,0
Sold my ticket. Woohoo... Oh...,0
Trying not to have too much tonight w matt because im meeting prince harry tomorrow! Ahhh VIP! MLINA,1
"@PlanetComicon haha, yes! I'd love to put that up there!  Are you going to start a 2nd show a year by any chance? ;) I had too much fun!!",1
@plutosangel i have rataouille as my wallpaper ever since  i saw the movie. i love the attention to detail in the movie. My fave too!,1
http://twitpic.com/4wz7p - I really miss my puppy,0
@biochick2011 it's cold here  it may be sunny out but i can't go out,0
@hannahsophiax hehehe I knew you'd be converted,1
@cheltyl hahaha love to eat!  are u still cooking a lot?,1
@PerezHilton that didn't work,0
@cutestkidever I can't see any hosts either,0
Cache got another package from UK...this time from her ninong michael (job's friend).  tenk u sooo much!,1
@alexisamore  Lime Gatorade and 2 alleve with some tobasco will knock it out. I didn't figure u 4 an opera fan,1
WOOOOOOOO AWEBO!... nadrei rublev esta en youtube!!!! veinte vidoes but it's worth it por verla... ma�ana ya se que hacer,1
@MariaGalea haha yes i did twitter XD what r u doing? im doing maths *grr*,0
@PriJain that is just too sad and horrible...,0
A-ha - Foot Of The Mountain på #platekompaniet MP3 og #wimp allerede!  Wimp: http://is.gd/12uSm / PK: http://is.gd/12uTY,1
"Every time I turn around, something's just not right! Just might be Paranoid!",1
HAHAHA . online again ! at last  .. bored,0
"field trip day with the campers tomorrow   aka easy day for us! heading to all american gymnastics, then softball games if not rained out",1
@db0y8199 How mean ..And u didnt even offer to get me one before u did..I see how u roll,0
I'm nervous... I hope I get in... this could be a costly mistake... more like procrastination and assumption...,0
Well that was a wonderful surprise,1
"going to Reading again, which sucks, but I'm confident of getting everything nailed today",1
@screaminfamy LMFAO i can soo imagine you singing backstreet boys lmao. i was in pe making fun of yoga,1
I'm a complete idiot,0
Why are most of the top Robert Pattinson twitters suspended?,0
Morning all! I think im coming down with something (AGAIN) and iv lost my voice,0
I won't be a teenager anymore,0
I love 80's songs now  lml,1
@mdwillbefamous Hi! I also read up a~l~l Harry Potter books,1
man I thought somethin was fina go done she didn even get mad. dang I wantd see him get murderd but I got let down,0
welcoming the storm,1
@Maestro thanks bruh that means a lot really! i was only disappointed cuz i wanted to play more!! really had a blast last night,1
@Nessyjayne  - Good luck ness-staaarr?. i'm TWWEEETINGG (for once)!!,1
"@carolinejjordan ooh cheer up, ull go out when u leave work!  im going out with my mum today,will have some fun thinkin of u, alright? :b",1
@RenishaSoFly i lovvveee cold stone,1
"Coming back to Bournemouth in a few hours, hopefully weather is better than it has been at home",0
my skins is all owwy.  im not going out in the sun again.,0
Wish me good luck. Really want my Sure Sild,0
Good luck with the baby  sooo tired and so much todo tomorrow,1
"Just woke up, I hate how my emotions make me do stupid things without thinking.. makes me want to slap myself...",0
"what did i do wrong? but we dont meet in these days... dont do this by ur own standard, it hurts me so much... so i cant believe ppl!",0
"Nope.  Not discharged, yet.  Maybe next week.",0
I wish I could take pictures,0
Morning everyone!  Another sunny day!,1
"@wwwbigbaldhead Can't wait for the release.  I'm guessing, by the photo placed on MySpace, that I will have to watch you die?",0
Good morning 5am. Alisa awake multiple times as she is so itchy,0
apparently i have tennis balls as lollies.... Go the lolly shop. Starting to read pride and prejudice and zombies,1
@seanarcher205 lol...i will!!  Thanks! Let me know how it goes,1
@Megan_Graham22 That is so exciting!!! Are you counting the days?,1
@gol612 @dwightpierre hi gol!  Tamara and I miss u greatly. Anything special for your birthday? We can't make it to visit   be well,0
@lehmo23 Ribena made with hot water and lemon juice and a little honey. In the same boat & it's worked a treat for me - good luck!,1
Up with Susan Boyle!,1
"@delustre Yeah, that's the main thing. Things are kind of falling apart though.",0
Introducing another MAS voice on twitter: @MAStravel  Watch out for travel-related tweets from this account!,1
"@natneagle How did you do it?  I really need to take about 20 lbs off....it's so hard to get the motivation, though",0
"Is it weird to say I miss nursing my baby?  I'm so sad and,quite frankly, feel a little rejected",0
@Woth2982 u can usr our room . Vanessa said it was ok,1
@DuppyConquerah we got pita chips and hummas and a huge bottle of wine! What kind of beer does jon like? See u around 3,1
WTF I've waited allcday and shehasbt texted. Hmmm?,0
today was great! came back from the fair w sara+stella. urban underground was ehh -> but i saw ry  he's the best !,1
Awww...Jay Leno looks sooo sad that this is his last Tonight Show...   Why couldn't the networks leave well enough alone!,0
just hanging out w/Tobi - he is soooooooooo CUTE,1
@anieszkaa i couldnt move this morning. i was in so much pain  you know how i didnt have the energy to do anything yesterday? yeah it just,0
"@garethjcampbell I will let you know  haha wheyy and now apprentice, kate and yasmina i don't watch the apprentice i'm afraid :/ BNP SUCK!",1
So damn tired! Another long day trw!,0
"MRI: can't tell the size of the tumor anymore, so they'll operate based on the iodine locator. Also I go home the same day",1
"I've been thinking about coding a virtual desk on which I can stick virtual post-its, to emulate my irl desk without the irl clutter...",0
@KeralaHoliday I ain't planning on doing the same with Steve waugh's book,1
Just spent a good portion if the night crying,0
really needs a friend right now and wants to cry,0
i miss shelby,0
@egillhardar Congrats on your new job  Good luck!,1
I want to go to the jonas brother concert ...  I have  no money  sucks for me,0
i didn't get to get my anti histamines coz i spent all my money on other stuff. pretty stuff nonetheless,1
"guys who responded, cant answer because twitter berry not working.",0
my cat Bono is missing,0
Good Deed for the Day: Gonn stop at the Senior Citizen Center and invite two ol'Gals to the Race Track tomorrow,1
debating the Taste of Forsyth activity.  Rain is predicted for all afternoon.,0
@daisyx Why thank you!   Just trying to make Friday go faster... LOL!,1
Finally going to bed! All work & no play made Nyce a dull boy!,0
@danalash... oh and wats plans for tonite? i dont know wat i wanna do!!! sigh,0
"Sadly, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here has survived the preliminary cuts for my summer watch-list. Oh how I miss the Nuggets...",0
Driving to Richmond on <4 hours of sleep.   it's going to be a long day.,0
About to loose at monopoly with Peter,1
@ambeRRubarth,1
i'm addicted to this life!  ? http://blip.fm/~3xnbe,1
doesnt want to go back home,0
Mmm homemade berry and banana smoothie.  Be jealous.,1
"Its a new day! Close ur eyes, take a deep breathe, appreciate your loved ones and take your time to hold Him close",1
I think I may take a break for a while and go on the sofa with my swollen leg and knee  I want to work but that's impossible today!,0
@_Chelsea_Marie wow u might have bad days lately ...  Sorry... Where are you workin ?,0
"One year later. Light-years ahead." - Wonder what's in store for the masses,1
"@mike_wood No problem, Mike! You deserve it!",1
Pissed. I got chocolate on my skirt.   *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*,0
"@Castle03 thanks sexy! btw got your cheque, danke.",1
@Stargazer67 <blush> See you tonight!,1
i'm not feeling great again.  finally watching the mtv movie awards even though i should be sleeping. story of my life!,0
wishing I was going out with the favz tonight  have fun for me!,0
jacked up my knee on my run yesterday..... sweet......,0
"morning twittz, don't you highly dislike drama in the morning? i sure do.. ughhh no time for that tho, got an exam to pass! pray for me.",1
I'm so down. no more Keeping Up With The Kardashians,0
@IanRobinson test your webcam,1
"FML!!!  So tired, so tired.",0
can't believe I got carded last night... and on my birthday too haha   thanks everyone for all the bday wishes... xox! #fb,1
We lost again at G Arena..   I'll play again later ",0
"I have to say I'm gonna cry, 'cause our report is perfect!!!ha!!We are the best group, maybe the reason is that we love to eat",1
going see UP today!  So excited.,1
"#KevinJonas  according to oceanup, its kevin jonas day today! he's amazing",1
seaweed,1
@roboppy: Woot! for the cascading cardigan.  I actually splurged on getting one of each color of this top: http://tiny.cc/pZ8JG,1
@BigToneOfMojoe the flyer is crazy but they spelled my name wrong  i don't know why my name is like onomatopoeia to some people,0
"@alethe here the concept of social order not yet. dog eat dog. tomoro not count. everyone dispensable, esp those below u economically",0
"Y'know, I don't think I've ever seen Bon Jovi live! I had tix for a show in June '89 but it was the same day as my HS graduation.",0
Everyone needs to follow @peterfacinelli ... everyone,1
AWS not so much a hockeystick as a rocket straight up  #fowa,1
connection not good too much intruption  #ASOT400,0
Home from work! Same again tomorrow!,0
"Well ladies, need to get ready for work, crap!",0
I need 2 stretch my back hurts,0
@gigiamk30 its raining tomorrow and friday here,0
"I hurt my leg.  I'm immoble, it's depressing",0
"My mom said that if I want to get a phoone with unlmt web browsing, then I can't go to PAX. I guess that means no phone for me",0
@nessh09 Im ok not sleeping to well though   .,0
goodnight everybody!!! my long weekend is finally over!!      workin tomorrow!,0
Argh.  Twitter won't load.  I can't read tweets past 4 hours ago.,0
Having my brand new super WOW Plasma A/C (YES THEY EXIST) installed! Cool and high-tech,1
Cause I'm just that fucking stupid.,0
@qilrahim happy 29th months anniversary babe!,1
Weekends are to short!,0
"Good Morning Twitterverse! BUSY day! First up, Grandparents' Day at Jacob's school.",1
i finished my dinner. im a good girl,1
got a new mac charger... it doesnt work,0
Why does the sun hafta rise so friggin earrlyy,0
queria que esse telefone tocasse...,0
@taco_bell why did you remove the 7-layer nachos,0
@jenniphillips u only hv 140 characters on twitter nt enuf 2 list all the prayers u need today,1
oh man - allison was robbed on 'america's next top model' - teyona won - she's really cute too but i really thought allison would win,0
Is going home late today after tiring loooooong day of work.....,0
the hills season finally tomorrow yes!!  Going to miss seeing LC on the show,1
"@LinzWhit that sounds like me, literally, every morning. (except minus redbull and plus coffeeeeeee)",1
I know it might not seem like a lot but for the second highest 82 page views yesterday on my blog! I am so excited,1
"is gutted Sarah's leaving her, and shes going to be allllll alone tomorrow",0
@Composure_s0n you better save me some!,0
@VickiLuvzMcFly Don't be nervous just do it! You'll feel better.,1
"Pray for me! I really need to buy my books for MA11, LIT13, and ES12! Pls, oh, pls don't let our LS bookstore be so crowded!",0
"Husband gone,oldest daughter gone,mmmm what to do with the twins muwhahahahah!!!!!!!!  XX i know lets have a party",1
"I have a fever, I have to go to the doctor today",0
but there is never going to be a season 2  #hiddenpalms,0
"The roof, the roof is on fire! Well...we have a barbeque and some fruit salads on our roof - awesome if you just have awoken",1
"Don�t want to wake up when I have those amazing dreams! Want to dream again, just jump right in to where I was and continue..",0
cant wait til my sister gets house of the dead for wii,1
"@kevinfelixchan: My dad rented the penthouses/apartments to some artists (gallery, studio) and a family. Won't be free until 8 or 9/09",0
Have i told you how much i LOVE not sleeping,0
"If you live in the area, I'm giving a FREE Pepperoni Pizza & a dozen of FREE chicken wing dings to our 10,000 th follower!!!",1
On my way to my last dance show 3 hours long. Excited. End of the year but cant wait till nxt year. Busy day today.,1
@HelloEli no answer,0
"I am seriously thinking about getting an iPhone, think i'm going gadget crazy again! They line up on my window judging me.",1
@ColetteHighFive I CANT SLEEEEEEP,0
you know jesus was way cool  ? http://blip.fm/~5hans,1
has just spilled boiling tea all over my hand - GRR that really hurt,0
@garciacesar hahaha yeah they just aired the new twilight trailer,1
@mileycyrus Good morning Miley! I hope you have a great day,1
@IshSoWavy87 im done wit the liquor i think wit out the P was mad ---> hope my show not over... again,0
@SkydivingWizard We still got it during Sam's Town though & he was married. I think it's that Dave's not feelin it anymore. Poor Brandy.,0
@therealscoob AWW cherberry BABE! WISH U WERE HERE,0
"Good morning! Off to breakfast w/ the family before political study  & editing. Monday's work starts today  Need Bible study today, also.",1
I finally watched Marley & Me and omg,0
I love pop corn! chillin with the dogs eatin' pop corn and watchin' tv,1
I'm usually very good about rebooting my PC every Monday morning before starting work. I didn't today and I paid the price.,0
is bored at work..,0
@JustCindy_  Me,1
is going to play badminton tmr! yay!,1
Made it to SF in record time. Still tix left for Jenny Lewis! Hooray! Worth the risk  I hope Zach likes it.,1
@foxycoxy hey.... r u calling us capetonians bizarre! *hurt feelings  *,0
@emilyosment http://twitpic.com/7f4v6 - hahaha (: im the same but with juice boxes,1
perfectly blind.. perfectly bliiiind. this song is stuck n my head  side note insomnia is a bitch  i got class n the morning,0
"@christinarnia I was looking around and there's a facebook group about Tori's boyfriend Alex, who died a few days before her. It's so sad",0
going to the "Sparklefeast" tonight xD and finally watching the NEW MOON trailer!!!!!,1
not yet sleepy  now watching: Ang Spoiled [BUBBLE GANG] haha! it's a replay!aww.,1
kinda wishing i could send the 4th with @leahpope...,0
i was so excited because it said that we the kings were following me.. but it was just some stupid place for free ringtones,0
"@Beaniebanks urgh, work? thats no fun",0
Watching "American Mall",1
"@edustarling pelo que entendi, no Planalto, ás 15:30!",1
@poots Well Brock House is in for a happy day then - your banana bread is legendary!   (Nick a bit off the end and send it in sliced!),1
Great week lined up... plans at last! Big week for K's qualifying dives. Bring it on,1
@Canucklehead_ca Aw Mate!!  Just saw this.  Really sorry.  Really...,0
glad to be back...,1
"Why do people think that I'm making them to feel isolated?  Why... if people are turning against me, fine...",0
"Boss out on vacation till July. Now I'm in charge GR8 2 have power, but responsibilities SUC",0
Programming note: BBB Specialty at 8:15 on Sundays is cancelled tomorrow. Cathy is down with a bad flu.,0
"art creates meaning   @DaleAnnePotter all the meanings of a TREE: growth, strength, protection, stability, deep rooted, out reaching...",1
Damn! I wish I had a @fring compatible phone!  Anybody to fill my wish-list? ;),0
i cant believe this woman talked me into getting a different hairstyle...real talk though...i have no clue of what to do with my hair,0
Good morning/afternoon! Hope everyone has a fantabulous day!,1
"Ugh, back in Oklahoma. I definitely did not miss the humidity.",0
@Joyxy hope not for tomorrow too,1