You begin looking at an artistic hanging rug. Turn to the right and progress through the open double doors. Once you are out of the double doors, take the first double doors on your right and head up the stairs, heading left when the stairs split in two. Continue all the way up the stairs, and you will see to your right, a circular table and the hall of knobs and knockers. Move to the right of the circular table and observe that I was not being rude, but merely mentioning that there is a hall that is lined with decorative doorknobs and doorknockers set into little blocks of wood that are suspended from... I guess a wooden railing of some kind. Anyways, turn to the right, you should see a mirror. Approach the mirror until you can clearly see your delicate tripedal form, and the newspaper on the left of it that says 'CURRENT'. The framed newspaper that says current... I wonder if it's the current edition... Anyways, once you're there and have... Well, once you've recovered from that terrible pun, you're done. If you do recover. I would understand if you don't.