English: I broke into the storage buildings of a renaissance fair and stole a shawm. I was unable to play it and the bacteria on it made me vomit.
Klingon: HejwI' vIrur; yoghan yupma' polmeH qachmey vI'elpu' 'ej Sam vInIHpu'. vIrIllaHbe' 'ej mu'emmoH lerupDaj.