English: If you're bored, you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. It's free, and the cops can't stop you.
Klingon: poH Dal DaSIQchugh, mInDu'lIj tISoQmoH ghIq tera' qaw DajIrmoH 'e' yIjal! DaDIlnISbe' 'ej DumevmoHlaHbe' ghan'Iq.