Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] fyi...espn3 carries all abc/espn games on demand...pretty nice site [Title]

Output: fyi...espn3 carries all


Input: [Date] 4 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Point taken, but I'm pretty sure we would all be pleased if UM scheduled CO for a home non conference game [Title]

Output: Point taken, but I'm pretty


Input: [Date] 4 years 50 weeks ago [Body] I believe the defense will make strides similar to the strides taken by the offense last year. Another year in the system and some young talent that was recruited to play the system should pay dividends. [Title]

Output: I share the optimism


Input: [Date] 4 years 51 weeks ago [Body] For a team that relies so heavily on the spread option, it concerns me that a qb would not understand the importance of physical training. A year of treatment for a banged up shoulder should have taught him that. I dont know how serious the work ethic issue is, but chances are that if a team leader is bringing it up in a big ten presser...then it actually is a serious issue. Lets hope he takes comments like that as a challenge and steps up to prove everyone wrong. [Title]

Output: For a team that relies so


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] On days when we're not playing Iowa, they have become my second favorite team. This is perfect. Could anyone imagine the Michigan news stations putting something like this together to support UofM? [Title]

Output: On days when we're not


Input: [Date] 5 years 9 weeks ago [Body] +100 points...one of the top UM football photos ever [Title]

Output: +100 points...one of the top


Input: [Date] 5 years 13 weeks ago [Body] agreed...they remind me of Michigan...they're just not as successful. They win in traditional fashion, have coaches with class and seem to have great 'student' athletes. [Title]

Output: agreed...they remind me of


Input: [Date] 5 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I personally think we could have used better strategy a few years ago...The NFL thought our speed was just fine. [Title]

Output: I personally think we could


Input: [Date] 5 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Poor english, but good point(s). Our athletes were always high quality under LC. [Title]

Output: Poor english, but good


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] make sure the stick is on fire...I think the situation calls for it. [Title]

Output: make sure the stick is on


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] nothing we can do now except drink and do nice things for little old ladies...anything to get some positive karma flowing our way. God I hope spring ball shows some improvement and gives us some hope.. [Title]

Output: agreed


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] i feel like my balls were just smashed with a bat... trying to remain positive...EVERYTHING can only get better from here [Title]

Output: i feel like my balls were


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] The sports gods hate us right now...bad karma...I'm going to drink a 5th [Title]

Output: The sports gods hate us right


Input: [Date] 5 years 21 weeks ago [Body] My only complaint is hearing pam ward's voice...I almost stabbed my ear drums. Other than that...good video...ready for the spring game. [Title]

Output: pam ward....what was i thinking


Input: [Date] 5 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Is our society really at a point where there is such a thing as "sex addiction"....come on!? I understand there are temptations for superstars, but seriously! I'm an addict too...I guess I have a problem... [Title]

Output: Tiger is a poop


Input: [Date] 5 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I see your point with the 'winner' analysis; however, the list of great players you mentioned reflects more upon labeling the coaching staff as winners. [Title]

Output: I see your point with the


Input: [Date] 5 years 26 weeks ago [Body] perfect analogy [Title]

Output: perfect analogy


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Body] offense was not even close to top five [Title]

Output: I drank the TCU koolaid too


Input: [Date] 11 hours 46 min ago [Body] This isn't "Major League" [Title]

Output: Yeah,


Input: [Date] 1 day 15 hours ago [Body] That's a cool display but I'd like to see it with the period-specific jersey in each case. They're going to have to swap out the Adidas ones anyway. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: That's a cool display but I'd


Input: [Date] 1 day 15 hours ago [Body] I would go in between or below the boxes to restrain the font size. We don't need to return to the halo fiasco. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I would go in between or


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] That's disappointing to hear because the ATS coupe is probably the best-looking car GM has delivered in a long time. [Title]

Output: That's disappointing to hear


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] My buddy had the Corsica, which was the 4-door, grandma version of the Berreta. [Title]

Output: Ha!


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I've always got LRB in here. [Title]


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Hill is wearing Chuck Taylor's. I'd love to see MGM try to get the players wear Chucks for those games. They'd probably have to put up some ridiculous insurance policy is case half the team sprains an ankle or suffers shin splints during the game. [Title]

Output: In the full photo


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] this is how I remember, or prefer to forget, those years. [Title]

Output: Not to disparage the efforts of Bison Dele, but..


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Did you watch Michigan in the 2010 Gator Bowl or 2013 BWW Bowl? [Title]

Output: Did you watch Michigan in the


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] It's looking like the Tigers are going to get the short end of the stick on the Devon Travis for Anthony Gose deal. [Title]

Output: It's looking like the Tigers


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Better than the Grant Hill-era teal & maroon horsepower uniforms. [Title]

Output: Better than the Grant


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] E.g. MSU perfectly timing their double A-gap blitzes on Michigan for the last 5 years. [Title]

Output: E.g. MSU perfectly timing


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I would guess all of the equipment and apparel design decisions for this season were in the can before Michigan inked the Nike deal. Michigan will probably just get really terrible customer service from Addidas for the remainder of the contract. [Title]

Output: I would guess all of the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Sam McGuffie wants to know if Viramontes can hurdle anyone or do standing backflips? [Title]

Output: Sam McGuffie wants to know if


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Except when he was going by "Big Baby Jesus." [Title]

Output: Except when he was going by


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] You can order a Seltzer either from a pressurized bottle or lapel flower. [Title]

Output: Clown suites beverage options


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Coaches are allowed to run workouts with the basketball team during the summer or is it only the freshmen? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Coaches are allowed to run


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Had plenty of reserve stored up. Plus, he was expecting donuts. [Title]

Output: Hoke


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] That lasted all of 5 days? Kids these days and their short attention spans. [Title]

Output: Seriously.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] #91's resume also included Kournikova at the top of her game - tennis and otherwise. [Title]

Output: Don't forget


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Is also wider than an American football field. [Title]

Output: CFL field


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Do not rent 1401 S. State next year. [Title]

Output: Note to self:


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] JH: Yeah, Grange is good.The Raven's Club has a cool vibe. Have you even been to Cracker Barrel, Mario? [Title]

Output: JH & Batali


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This is their 28th uniform change since 1999. http://uniformcritics.com/football/college/louisville-cardinals/ [Title]

Output: 28!


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Papa John's pizza sauce. [Title]

Output: Needs more


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Because his parents named him after the cognac. [Title]

Output: Remy:


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] But not necessarily. When the whole Harbaugh-khakis thing got started, it was reported his wife hated them. And then this surfaced: http://deadspin.com/photo-evidence-of-jim-harbaugh-buying-walmart-khakis... [Title]

Output: Possibly,


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] Cool story, bro. [Title]

Output: Cool story, bro.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] They thought it was Women's World Cup? [Title]

Output: They thought it was Women's


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Body] So, HGH has less effect on horses than humans? [Title]

Output: So, HGH has less effect on


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] people would be very calm and supportive if RR managed to cause Michigan to lose Denard to a transfer to Illinois or something after RR's departure. This is beyond delusional. [Title]

Output: Yes, I'm sure


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] in the pro style offense doesn't mean that they could have done much better elsewhere. In 2010 Denard did historic things that no one had ever done before in the history of CFB. Presumably, he could have done the same or better in a similar system in subsequent years. [Title]

Output: Just because they did fine


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] People would have been equally pissed if it came out that RR told current spreadlike commits or near commits to drop M and go elsewhere in the Big Ten...they would not be praising his straightforward helpful nature as many are doing with Carr here. Also, didn't Carr allegedy offer to help current players transfer when RR was announced? Not too sure people would have been happy about RR doing the same. [Title]

Output: The logic still holds


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] if everyone praising Carr's advice would have the same conclusion if it came out that RR lobbied Denard, Molk, Gallon, Smith, Dileo and others ill-suited for the new offense to transfer to another team in the league that runs a spread? I realize we are talking about starters vs. a backup but the logic still holds - you could make a strong case that these players' talents would be put to better use at another school. My opinion is that Carr should not have been involved in the decisionmaking process and should have referred all questions to the new coach. [Title]

Output: I wonder


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] any particular reason why I lost something like 600 points last night? I don't see a points chart anymore so just curious... [Title]

Output: So,


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] If GERG lined up Mike Martin in a rush LB position this website would be getting Bad Gateway errors from the amount of people logging in to freak out. [Title]

Output: Let's be honest here


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] M v SDSU is considered a top non-conference game? Is the non-conference schedule for the rest of cfb THAT bad? I mean, Michigan is basically playing a MAC game - I get that it's somewhat interesting due to storylines but I would hope this wouldn't make a top 100 list of cfb games to look out for on a national level. M v ND will be much much more important and interesting. [Title]

Output: Wait, what?


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] take a look at last year's early list of visitors: http://mgoblog.com/diaries/spring-game-visitor-list Lot of local kids but a lot of not local kids too. Pasted list below, non-Midwest bolded: Yes WR DeAnthony Arnett OH LB Percy Johnson OH DE Bryan Baird - Said he will probably be there, not positive. OH DB Greg Brown (commit) MI DE Brennen Beyer MI CB Delonte Hollowell (commit) MI OL Anthony Zettel FL RB Demetrius Hart (Mom coming too.) FL S Dallas Crawford - Yes. This is a big one for Michigan. FL WR Sammy Watkins - Yes. Also big. MD DT Vincent Croce - Yes, as of now. TX RB Jarrell Oliver (same school as Stonum, Herron, Woolfolk) NJ LB Antoine Pozniak - He's coming with the "Top Prospects Family." Je'Ron Stokes dad is the founder of Top Prospects Family. NJ ATH Miles Shuler PA DE Deion Barnes - 6-foot-5 and 225 pounds. Same school as current wolverine Je'Ron Stokes, and his brother Malik Stokes. NJ LB Andre Hodge - Top Prospects Other Top Prospects Family - Ronald Butler, Tyron Stevens, Lamar McKnight No IN OL Tony Springmann GA WR Justin Scott FL DE Anthony Rabasa PA DB Kyshoen Jarrett - No, as of now. Family might decide to come, but no for now. OH S Ron Tanner - He has baseball. OH DE Robert Mincey - No, he'll be at Toledo. No offer, not sure if he'll get one. OH DT Kevin Williams - He'll be at Nebraska, for their spring game. He was recently at Michigan for one of the practices. It seems like it's down to Nebraska and Michigan. He'll make his choice shortly after the 17th NC LB Kris Frost - No. His family waited too long to buy tickets, so they were too expensive when they went to buy them. He's NOT going to Auburn's spring game over Michigan's, he's going to Auburn's because it's only 6 hours away. He figures he might as well go somewhere, if he can't make it to Michigan. They are trying to find another time to make it up. AR QB Kiehl Frazier (2011) - No for the spring game. I spoke with his father, though, and they're really excited about Michigan. He said they DEFINITELY plan on making a trip to Ann Arbor. They really like Coach Smith, and are excited to see Michigan. NJ WR Damiere Byrd - Track Meets Maybe MI RB Justice Hayes is going to try to make it. Not positive yet. OH TE Ray Hamilton - There's a "strong possibility" that he'll be there. Not definite. OH OL Aundrey Walker - Doesn't know for sure yet. It's still a possibility. OH WR Shaq Washington - Going to try to make it. He doesn't have an offer, but Michigan is one of the few schools he's hoping to get an offer from. He thinks he fits the offense really well. OL Matt Frazier - Didn't end up making it to practice the other week. He fell ill, and couldn't make it. He's either coming for the spring game, or one of the early games of the season. Most likely a game, though. [Title]

Output: Agree generally, but


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] to exclusively recruit from the midwest now. Don't get me wrong-there's plenty of talent here-but everyone on this list is midwest except for one NJ guy. I hate not seeing a single Texas, California, Florida or southern state kid represented. I'm sure someone will come up with some defensive comment here. I'm sure we haven't stopped recruiting elsewhere entirely, but I'm not seing too much interest coming back our way so far. [Title]

Output: It's sad that we seem


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Just make generalized comments about every possibility and they are bound to be right about some stuff. Those that want to believe these illiterate folks will point to the things he got "right" while skeptics will continue to point out the spring hype that turns out to be dead wrong. [Title]

Output: This shit reads like a horoscope


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] the NCAA has the power (or enforcement mechanism, if they somehow possess the power) to regulate which subscription services coaches wish to buy on their personal computers with their own money. Coaches will simply subscribe on their own and not through the university. I don't see how this changes anything. [Title]

Output: I seriously doubt


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] How can Hoke and Mattison POSSIBLY afford 9.95/mo on their paltry salaries? I can see the first amendment to their employment agreements involving drawn out negotiations on this issue. [Title]

Output: Oh noes


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Hoke is going to create an MGoBlog screenname and start asking for paywalled information? I will be suspicious of any future "Any Updates on Zeke Pike?" threads. [Title]

Output: Does this mean


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Twitter is stupid. [Title]

Output: and this is why


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] the sizes DO run small [Title]

Output: daaaaaang


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] his comments reference an impending commit from Max Bielfeldt. [Title]

Output: I'll go optimistic and assume


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Why even have practices then? "Player X, you've put in the most effort, know the playbook and consistently perform the best in practice. That's why we're going to play Player Y over you." What kind of message does this send? Player Y shouldn't see the field until the players in front of him that earned the spot in practice fail to show up in games. Think Demens overtaking Ezeh - it was clear we needed to try something else. [Title]

Output: Disagree


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] (not the good kind) and I can't shake it. It's one thing to prefer a scheme over the other, but you must respect all schemes...especially those that have the propensity to win national championships left and right. This, taken together with the "basketball on grass" comment re: zone blocking do not fill me with confidence. Any fucking scheme can work with the right personnel and coaching - yes, even the 3-3-5 in the BIG MEATY BIG TEN. I wonder how he'll react to the "gimmicky spread offense" the first time we get positively shredded by a team running that scheme. It's bound to happen. I'm finding comparisons to Bielema here that I don't even want to think about. [Title]

Output: Hoke's comments fill me with dread


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] This is his schtick: Trash ~80% of high school recruits. It's a pretty safe bet that about this percentage will never become more than mediocre, role players or backups. Speak from a position of total authority because hey, you watched 3 minutes of youtube highlights and that's pretty much all you need to see. When a few of the 80% of the players you trashed become big time players be sure to loudly admit your mistake and how you are pleasantly surprised and happy to be wrong. (wow, he's so objective and even the experts miss a few!) Inexplicably pump up a few low-rated players here and there to show that you really evaluate these guys (e.g., Cox). In the face of all evidence to the contrary (player never sees the field, practice reports that player cannot grasp playbook or has a bad attitude) maintain that you are smarter than the coaches. When you finally get one right about an unlikely contributor that breaks out (e.g., Minor), be sure to bring it up any every available opportunity for the next several years. Do not mention the reasons that the person was not initially a big contributor (better guys graduating, injuries, playing poorly in practice, fumbling, etc.). [Title]

Output: First time meeting Magnus?


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I am SHOCKED to find out that recruits might question the longevity of the current staff! I mean, where on Earth would they get the idea that Michigan is the type of school that would fire a coach so quickly? Especially defensive coordinators - it's clear that defensive coordinators come to Michigan knowing that they are here for the long haul. [Title]

Output: My goodness,


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] coming from someone making such an impossible leap of logic. No one really cares when he said the quotes; the quotes do not mean a damn thing regarding his early entry into the NBA. [Title]

Output: Pretty funny


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] quotes be used to justify a theory that the references to future success, trying hard and dealing with difficulty deal point to his impending entry into the NBA? Let's try this - read the quotes from Morris that say he is coming back. Until you see something definitive that suggests otherwise, there's no need to speculate. We have word from the man himself. [Title]

Output: And why couldn't these


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Having Manny back would have made this great team even better. Everyone appears to want to ignore everything Manny was good at and instead focus on his "attitude issues" for which there is little evidence to support. You don't think THJ would have developed better slashing skills learning from Manny? You don't think having Manny out there over Stu is an upgrade? You don't think having another person with decent ball-handling skills and excellent quickness would help the team? You don't think having another person as a threat to drive and get to the rim helps the team? You don't think Manny's quickness and length would have been great in zone defense? Are you forgetting Manny's ability to hit clutch 3s? Did you forget his drive and dish skills? How about his ability to draw fouls and cash in at the line? Do you really think it would have been detrimental to have a, you know, senior on our basketball team? I understand that he wasn't an outspoken leader but his senior presence would not have been a problem for the team. [Title]

Output: You guys are nuts


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] rebounding performance of the season? I've watched every game this season and this one is pretty close. I guess our D against Purdue was worse but man...we look so so so terrible. [Title]

Output: Worst defensive and


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] in our losing drought. Just terrible. I thought we had finally gotten over that thing where we decide to not show up whatsoever for 10 minute stretches. [Title]

Output: We look like we did


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Because we look like shit. [Title]

Output: well, I hope we win the play-in game


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] appreciate it [Title]

Output: Thanks all


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] at work. [Title]

Output: I don't have access


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Any streams going out there yet? Since it's on ESPN I'm assuming there has to be SOMETHING out there streaming the game. Like most people, I'm at work and do not have access to ESPN360 by the way. [Title]

Output: Might as well start this one early...


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I was laughing so hard I had to close my office door when I read this OP. I'm sorry, but if BILL CUNNINGHAM is your last bastion of hope to inject some reasoned analysis into this investigation then OSU is hopelessly, irretrievably screwed. The thought of this - I just can't stop laughing. [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Globally recognized... there is a reason we get such a large population of students from Asia and other world regions. [Title]

Output: Globally recognized... there is a reason we get


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I had both. What I liked the best was the hard ass head coach and the more laid back assistants. Best of both worlds. Obviously you don't want someone who won't help you improve regardless which style you like. [Title]

Output: I had both. What I liked the


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That's really awesome and a great idea! [Title]

Output: That's really awesome and a


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Body] He didn't commit to Iowa soooo... Id say that's why he's not injured [Title]

Output: He didn't commit to Iowa


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That was fun.. There needs to be stuff like this. [Title]

Output: That was fun.. There needs to


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Body] That's really interesting. Is there anyone else doing something similar for the students? I would have qualified for this myself [Title]

Output: That's really interesting. Is


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Body] 20k tops [Title]

Output: 20k tops


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It's Awesome that you say that here but you negged his post... I hope it was on accident. [Title]

Output: It's Awesome that you say


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Congratulations to both of you! It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine! [Title]

Output: Congratulations to both of


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It's a win/win for both sides. If after his treatment there is a chance he can play football again just having the opportunity to play could be the driving force for the guy to do everything he can to rehab as quick and as effectively as possible. He now has a goal and is setup for success. [Title]

Output: It's a win/win for both


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I laughed out loud and scared my dog who then started barking cause he was startled. Up vote on the way [Title]

Output: I laughed out loud and scared


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] Like everyone said, it depends on the degree. UofM as a whole is the better school though. [Title]

Output: Like everyone said, it


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] In that case neither would being 4th. ...wait [Title]

Output: In that case neither would


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It were wrong? [Title]

Output: It were wrong?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] There are photos of Jim and video of his parents here. Pointless post is pointless. [Title]

Output: There are photos of Jim and


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] That's how you get ants?! Go blue! [Title]

Output: That's how you get ants?! Go


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Winner! [Title]

Output: Winner!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I usually pull out my alumni association card and ask "where did you go to school?". [Title]

Output: I usually pull out my alumni


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I used to love chess, played quite a bit in drafting class in high school! [Title]

Output: I used to love chess, played


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Allegedly... [Title]

Output: Allegedly...


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I am not sleeping at all tonight!!! For the love of God, where are the muppets? [Title]

Output: I am not sleeping at all


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Getting really tired of seeing this crap. Someone ban this guy... It's pathetic [Title]

Output: Getting really tired of


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Go BLUE! [Title]

Output: Go BLUE!


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] His dumb dude? That's a weird thing to say... " 're " really goes a long way. [Title]

Output: His dumb dude? That's a weird


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Love that, that's some skill and ability there. Catching with your off hand like that is very difficult! [Title]

Output: Love that, that's some skill


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Shut your dirty little mouth [Title]

Output: Shut your dirty little mouth


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I was thinking the same thing :) [Title]

Output: I was thinking the same thing


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] You know she's good if she's gonna play at UM :) However, anyone know if the school has invested any of that endowment to cloning Romero yet? ;) [Title]

Output: You know she's good if she's


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] What if the team practiced hard? Oh wait [Title]

Output: What if the team practiced


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Michigan still owns space.. Love it [Title]

Output: Michigan still owns space..


Input: [Date] 2 min 28 sec ago [Title] Shades of Bo chasing down [Body]

Output: Shades of Bo chasing down Anthony Carter to the bus station. I always liked Joppru. He was a solid tight end and I rarely ever remember him dropping a pass. I wish he was thrown to more often but Marquise, Braylon and Ron Bellomy were doing good things of their own.


Input: [Date] 7 hours 15 min ago [Title] I fully believe I have the [Body]

Output: I fully believe I have the power to jinx a few games if I make predictions. (Yes, I'm one of those fans.). So no predictions from me...for the greater good. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 7 hours 46 min ago [Title] I've been to a few Iowa games [Body]

Output: I've been to a few Iowa games at the big house and I was surprised to hear their fans chanting, "Let's go Hawks!" during the playing of the national anthem, which I thought was a dick move. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 9 hours 55 min ago [Title] That was the game where the [Body]

Output: That was the game where the ref used an index card to measure whether Michigan had a first down or not. Only in South Bend. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 11 hours 49 min ago [Title] Or they start out bad, lose [Body]

Output: Or they start out bad, lose every QB to injury, start the water boy and he throws for 500 yards and 6 TD's.


Input: [Date] 12 hours 1 min ago [Title] How badly do you have to f*ck [Body]

Output: How badly do you have to f*ck up to get a one game suspension at OSU? Did they kill somebody?


Input: [Date] 14 hours 10 min ago [Title] The thing I remember most [Body]

Output: The thing I remember most about those insanely bad defenses was how often they waited until 3rd and long to show how truly bad they were. 3rd and 15, give up 20 yards. 3rd and 20, give up 35 yards. 3rd and 17, give up 25 yards. Never a Michigan defender within 15 feet of the receiver. Iowa converting a 3rd and 30 into a easy 50 yard touchdown. It was such an agonizing, hair pulling, wanting to bang your head against the wall experience. I started to wonder if the football GODS were punishing me for all the complaining I did over Jim Herrman's defenses. Boy did they kick my ass. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 day 11 hours ago [Title] I wonder what he's up to [Body]

Output: I wonder what he's up to these days. He seems to be one of those former players who has disappeared off the face of the earth. I felt the same way about Elvis Grbac until Harbaugh had him talk to the team a few months back. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 day 23 hours ago [Title] I'm still blown away that the [Body]

Output: I'm still blown away that the conference would even allow such a thing to happen in the first place, Dave Brandon or no Dave Brandon. In the last 40 years, no B1G team has had to travel to a rival's stadium two years in a row. That's unheard of in the modern era. Granted, because of the number of teams in conference, there have been instances where there have been two straight (non-rival) meetings at one stadium but it was always evened out. For instance, we played Minnesota at the Metrodome in 2002 and 2003 and we played them at the big house in 2004 and 2005. In the 80's, we did a similar pattern when we played Iowa. Why the crap is there no effort to even out this thing with Sparty? I was never a fan of Dave Brandon and I'm glad he's gone. But did he really have the power to fight that?


Input: [Date] 2 days 9 hours ago [Title] Because the league providing [Body]

Output: Because the league providing the balls would make too much sense.


Input: [Date] 2 days 9 hours ago [Title] Agree. I'll take Army, Air [Body]

Output: Agree. I'll take Army, Air Force and Navy over the MAC schools or 1-AA schools any time. Navy was a pretty common opponent during the Schembechler years. It's also the only time you'll hear the big house crowd cheer for the opponent. During pregame of the Air Force game a couple years ago, it was weird to hear the cheers but at the same time, it made sense. You're not going to boo the Air Force.


Input: [Date] 2 days 10 hours ago [Title] I kind of like the thought of [Body]

Output: I kind of like the thought of a wall of honor...or something along those lines. But I'm with you on honoring over retiring...except when it comes to Harmon. It just didn't feel right to see his number brought back. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Title] I should have pointed out on [Body]

Output: I should have pointed out on the kickoff against MSU, A-train finally gets brought down just a few away from a very dejected looking Nick Saban at 2:27 in.


Input: [Date] 3 days 13 hours ago [Title] Ironically, Oregon State was [Body]

Output: Ironically, Oregon State was also the home opener for Harbaugh his senior year. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 13 hours ago [Title] I know I'm in the minority [Body]

Output: I know I'm in the minority but conferences should have no more than 12 teams. And get off my lawn. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 days 11 hours ago [Title] 1999 against Wisconsin at [Body]

Output: 1999 against Wisconsin at Camp Randall. David Terrell ran it 50 yards for the score. It was run to perfection.


Input: [Date] 6 days 7 hours ago [Title] If you give me your email [Body]

Output: If you give me your email address, I can email you the entire Ghost Busters halftime show and wave. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 days 9 hours ago [Title] I love how excited the crowd [Body]

Output: I love how excited the crowd is to do the wave in 84. I have an old Detroit News article on the 85 Notre Dame game (Harbaugh's junior year) and it mentions that the first half was a total snoozer. The only entertaining thing being the students several failed attempts at starting the wave. Had the newness of the wave already faded after two years? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 days 9 hours ago [Title] That's kind of impressive [Body]

Output: That's kind of impressive when you also factor in that Cook had a superior defense and better OL to work with than Rudock. Rudock's stats behind a horrible OL ala-Michigan are already a pleasant surprise. I'll honestly be shocked if he isn't the starter this Fall. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 hours ago [Title] Rece is probably the best [Body]

Output: Rece is probably the best possible replacement for him. I always liked him. Plus, he gets bonus points for calling us Meeeechigan ala Ufer. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 13 hours ago [Title] RB [Body]

Output: RB


Input: [Date] 1 week 13 hours ago [Title] I got highlight reels for all [Body]

Output: I got highlight reels for all but three of these players to help make your decisions. QB -


Input: [Date] 1 week 13 hours ago [Title] WR [Body]

Output: WR


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] That video from 77 is [Body]

Output: That video from 77 is amazing. I envy anyone who got to experience THE GAME during the Ten Year War. So many times where both teams were ranked in the top 5 and battling for that Rose Bowl or no bowl. OSU marveled in dickish behavior like they do now (trying to rip down the banner, Woody taunting the crowd, Woody punching TV cameras, throwing sideline markers.) Give me a time machine and I'm going to that 77 game. I'd love to see what the campus was like before and after. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Tennessee/Oklahoma?? And the [Body]

Output: Tennessee/Oklahoma?? And the winner getting an edge on the national title race? The Vols went 7-6 last year. I'm completely lost. Also questionable is Nebraska/Miami. 25 years ago, great. 2015, not so much. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Going in knowing what we know [Body]

Output: Going in knowing what we know about Rudock is a little more comforting than the combo of Sheridan and Threet. But I'll knock on wood just in case. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] That was a good read. I'm [Body]

Output: That was a good read. I'm kind of disappointed that this is Harbaugh's first game. Even with the pieces Utah lost, it's going to be very difficult to win there. I'm not expecting us to be world beaters in year one but winning the first game to a hopeful start of a new era would feel pretty amazing.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] I kind of agree but the [Body]

Output: I kind of agree but the original title of the book was, "The rise and fall of Michigan Football," which many found a little too depressing. Now that we have Hackett and Harbaugh, you can say "return" in regards to them. But I'm sure many others outside the program will find the title to be very Notre Dameish.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] With "Three & Out," I read up [Body]

Output: With "Three & Out," I read up until the night before RichRod's first game but couldn't go any further and relive the countless horrors. So I mailed the book to my uncle in California. With this one, I'm going to read through the whole thing, because of the epic light at the end of the tunnel. Not just the hiring of Harbaugh but Dave Brandon's exit. Although, I'm still kind of in shock mode that Harbaugh is our head coach. I fear sometimes that I'm going to wake up and it's still the week following last year's Minnesota game.


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] the content in this thread has nothing to do with UM being a sleeper pick this year. Possibly the best thread jack ever. [Title]

Output: Thread needs a new title


Input: [Date] 2 days 9 hours ago [Body] What do you mean by trading up? While Navy and Air Force have decent to pretty good teams, Army has been awful at football for a while now. [Title]

Output: Trading Up?


Input: [Date] 2 days 11 hours ago [Body] Everyone wants to utilize the best players as much as they can but they when someone gets hurt on special teams, it's 'why are they playing special teams'. [Title]

Output: It's the old catch-22


Input: [Date] 2 days 11 hours ago [Body] if you're implying that the man wearing #7 is Harbaugh, but that's more then likely Rick Leach. [Title]

Output: Not sure


Input: [Date] 3 days 10 hours ago [Body] That was lost before Nebraska went to the Big 10. When the Big 12 went to 2 divisions Nebraska and OU were in separate divisions and didn't play each other every year. They still played each other now and then but the annual rivalry had ended. [Title]

Output: Nebraska-OU


Input: [Date] 3 days 13 hours ago [Body] If Harbaugh brings UM back to what we all hope will be a consistent Top 10-15 program, it'll be interesting to see what happens with tickets. The last few years it's really been a no brainer to just go stub hub/secondary market for tickets. If we start seeing matchup's like #12 MSU vs #6 UM or #3 OSU vs #5 UM in the big house, secondary prices are going to be through the roof. Even the less marquee games will see their demand increase. [Title]

Output: It will be interesting


Input: [Date] 6 days 8 hours ago [Body] Used to see it every now and then back in the day but you never see it now. [Title]

Output: The Quick Kick


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Body] I think you make some valid points but Bo's health issues also played a role in him stepping down as Head Coach. [Title]

Output: True but


Input: [Date] 6 days 14 hours ago [Body] While true that he has more return yards than those people, he also has waaaaay many more returns than the people you mention. Number of kickoff returns: Norfleet - 94 Derrick Alexander - 27 Anthony Thomas - 31 Amani Toomer - less then 27 Martavious Odoms - 54 Ty Wheatley - 31 Todd Howard - less than 27 Stanley Edwards - less than 27 [Title]

Output: Return yards


Input: [Date] 6 days 14 hours ago [Body] in one of the book's on Bo (can't remember the title, I'd have to check when I get home) Bo told a story about Bear Bryant. It was late in Bryant's coaching career and Bryant told Bo he essentially didn't have the fire in him to coach. Bo asked him why he didn't just quit. Bryant's response was along the lines that there were a lot of people whose jobs at Alabama were because of Bryant. When he (Bryant) stepped down all his assistants would have to find new jobs and more then likely a new coach would replace most of, if not all of, the office personnel and a lot of the suppot staff. [Title]

Output: Bear Bryant


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 hours ago [Body] Gardner's 2013 season is one of the best passing season's a QB has ever had at UM. Gardner's 2013 passing stats are all over the single season records and most of them are near the top. Now, if you said Gardner was broken by the end of the 2014 season, I'd agree 100%. [Title]

Output: I don't know


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] the next head coaching job the other guys got wasn't at one of the premier football schools in the country. [Title]

Output: I'm guessing


Input: [Date] 1 week 15 hours ago [Body] What game did Brady not start in 1999? [Title]

Output: 1999


Input: [Date] 1 week 15 hours ago [Body] getting the UM job after Bo retired was his Mulligan because his head coaching stint at Illinois didn't exactly set the world on fire. [Title]

Output: One could say


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] on this blog about the play a year or two ago with interviews of Moeller and Holtz thrown in. If I remember correctly, there were 3 different options on the play and it was up to Grbac to decide which one to call when they got to the line. [Title]

Output: There was a fairly big write up


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I think that's a fair question but at the same time recruiting highly ranked recruits is only half the battle. Developing them to be good college players and utilizing those players to maximize their strengths is the other half. I think most of us agree that Hoke and his staff weren't that great at the latter. [Title]

Output: Hoke's eye for talent


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] If you're eligible for a 5th year, your first 4 years are essentially a tryout to see if you'll be granted a 5th year. Harbaugh wasn't here for these guys first 4 years so all he had was film to see what they did in games and then in spring practice to see how hard they work, attitude, coachability, etc. [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] before you got to the early 80's when Clemson won the NC. [Title]

Output: You must have stopped checking


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] but the 1991 ND game (Grbac to Howard). I'd also throw in the 1978 OSU-UM in Columbus. Tied 0-0 at halftime and then UM comes out and dominates the second half to win 22-0. I'd also put the '84 Miami (FL) game on the list. Also, one of the most dominating performances I've seen between matchup of Top 5 teams - the 1997 PSU game. [Title]

Output: Maybe I missed these


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] was a recruit in the 2005 class and was getting plays called for him his freshmean year. While I doubt he would have supplanted Henne as QB, had Bass not gotten hurt I'm guessing he would have been getting a lot of reps at QB in 2007 when Henne went down. Should Carr maybe have tried for a more a high profile recruit in 2006, maybe but Carr was pulling him some pretty highly rated QB's everry couple of years. [Title]

Output: Antonio Bass


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] In 1968 I'm not sure how much their SOS played into it. By the middle of October the AP rankings went USC, OSU, PSU. The top 3 went undefeated the rest of the way so you had a #1 vs #2 matchup in the Rose Bowl. In 1969, PSU was #3 heading into late November and wikipedia says "November 29 #3 Penn State which won at North Carolina State 33-8, had been considered for the Cotton Bowl Classic, where the Southwestern Conference champ (Texas or Arkansas) would go. Before Ohio State's loss, however, the players had voted to accept a bid to the Orange Bowl, because they preferred going to Miami instead of Dallas, even though the Nittany Lions went to the Orange Bowl the previous season and defeated Kansas 15-14.[3] Certain to move up to #2 regardless of how the Texas-Arkansas game came out, Penn State unexpectedly had passed up a chance to go up against the #1 team in the nation.[4] So in 1969, PSU had only themselves to blame for not playing Texas in the Cotton Bowl in a matchup of what would have been #1 vs #2. 1973, yeah their SOS probably didn't help them. [Title]

Output: PSU undefeated years


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] is supposed to be pretty strong winds all day. Part of the British Open has always been luck of the draw with regards to weather on Thurs and Fri. [Title]

Output: Saturday


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] the US Open at Pebble Beach where he was the 54 leader and then shot something like 80 on Sunday. McDowell ended up winning it that year. [Title]

Output: Don't forget


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Once Texas has the Mexico and China markets locked down, their deal is going to massive. [Title]

Output: Texas deal


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] That's interesting about the blurry vision cause looking at the replay's, Kolesar came real close to stepping out of bounds. [Title]

Output: Blurry vision


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I think it has more to do with Molk and the oline. Denard lined up next to Fitz in 2012 but Fitz didn't have anywhere near the same success as he did in 2011. [Title]

Output: Respectfully disagree


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] what you're saying but it's not Fred's fault he was the running back coach on some of UM's worst offenses. Fitz was a beast in the second half of 2011, and then the oline cratered in 2012 and 2013. I'm not saying Fred is without fault but there were a lot of other problems going on with the offense that were probably out of his control. [Title]

Output: I kind of understand


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Marting hired Beilein. [Title]

Output: Got Beilein too


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Neither Auburn or Alabam were interested in Rackwon McMillan out of Georgia? According to Rivals the #1 inside LB recruit in the 2014 class? Neither Auburn or Alabama were interested in Vonn Bell? 5* DB out of Georgia in the 2013 class who Rivals ranked as the #4 safety in the country. Neither Auburn or Alabama wanted Joey Bosa? 4* defensive end from Florida who Rivals ranked as the #4 defensive end in the 2013 class. Neither Auburn or Alabama wanted Michael Hill? 4* defensive tackle who rivals rated as the #1 recruit in South Carolina and the 10th best defensive tackle in the country in the 2013 class. At least according to rivals all these guys show offers from Alabama and Auburn, and in Bell's case he visited Alabama, but all went to OSU. [Title]

Output: Really


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Either Gus hasn't been playing attention to OSU's recruiting or there's a good amount of 4 and 5 stars from the South that didn't interest Auburn and Alabama. [Title]

Output: Interesting


Input: [Date] 9 hours 45 min ago [Title] Is Cole for sure staying at [Body]

Output: Is Cole for sure staying at LT considering his height? I know he played exceptionally there last season considering he was a true freshman and undersized, but if Newsome or LTT really come on next year, the best line may have Cole on the interior with more tackle sized players outside.


Input: [Date] 1 day 14 hours ago [Title] My reading of the situation [Body]

Output: My reading of the situation is the kid went and tried to hide it. He didn't tell the coaches he was going and told reporters not to let the info out. Similar to Pharaoh Brown visiting Oregon a few years ago without telling Hoke. I see nothing wrong with pulling a scholarship because of that, the commitment is a 2 way street.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] Not sure why he couldn't stay [Body]

Output: Not sure why he couldn't stay on to graduate from Michigan then do the 5th year transfer without sitting out. Get the Michigan degree and another year of football if he thinks he's healthy enough.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] I think it's an 11 year deal [Body]

Output: I think it's an 11 year deal with a 4 year option Michigan can exercise if they like. I've seen the 4 year option in a couple places and it seems that's the only way the 169 number makes sense when it's about 10 million per year.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] For anyone who wants to make [Body]

Output: For anyone who wants to make the best burger you've ever had at home, I suggest trying out a sous vide burger. Great guide on how to make it here and you don't need any special equipment to make it. Just a cooler, a zip lock bag, a thermometer and a really hot surface to sear it on(like a cast iron pan). You get a burger cooked all the way through exactly the temp you want it, a nice charred outside, and it's easy to make a lot the same temp without over cooking or constantly watching the grill.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Because it's not that good? [Body]

Output: Because it's not that good? Sure their burgers are greasy but the just don't have much flavor.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] One of my favorite lines from [Body]

Output: One of my favorite lines from The Wire, and very true.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Looks like you may be right. [Body]

Output: Looks like you may be right.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] What has Morris done to even [Body]

Output: What has Morris done to even earn being called an okay QB? For someone whose biggest asset is his arm, any time he has tried to throw more than 10 yards down field the pass is either an interception or nearly an interception.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] The rule that doesn't exist? [Body]

Output: The rule that doesn't exist? It isn't actually a rule, similar to the idea of not ending a sentence with a preposition. http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/can-i-start-a-sentenc... http://grammarist.com/grammar/conjunctions-to-start-sentences/ The would of, could of, should of crap is really annoying, completely incorrect, and immediately makes me think of the writer as uneducated.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] After the word "would", using [Body]

Output: After the word "would", using "of" makes no sense. And what I don't get about Cook being projected as a 1st round pick is the fact that he has a 58% completion percentage, which definitely won't cut it in the NFL. I don't see how he's NFL starter material, at least not for a few years which would make him at 2nd or 3rd round pick up.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Not saying it will happen, [Body]

Output: Not saying it will happen, but Harbaugh has shown a willingness to switch QBs midseason and if he feels they provide an equal chance to win this year, he could switch Ruddock for Gentry or Morris.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] So how long until the [Body]

Output: So how long until the boosters get to this guy and pay hush money?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'm hoping the biggest [Body]

Output: I'm hoping the biggest improvement is the OL for Rudock. Iowa's OL was not good, if Drevno can get them to be above average the YPA should go up without any improvement from Rudock.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I don't think it will be [Body]

Output: I don't think it will be losing, but just look at SF where Smith was doing fine and he gets replaced by Kaepernick after going down with an injury for a game. Not saying it's going to happen, just that I wouldn't be surprised if someone overtakes Rudock during the season and starts. Unlikely for MSU, but the next few games would be a great time to get a new QB good experience. Ruddock can't be the future since he's only got a year, so if someone else is equal to him, it makes more sense to start them.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The OL at Iowa was bad, [Body]

Output: The OL at Iowa was bad, similar to 2013 Michigan with 2 NFL players and others not very good at all. Which makes it all the more impressive.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Could definitely see him [Body]

Output: Could definitely see him losing the job midyear if Harbaugh thinks Gentry or Morris is the future.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The drop in INTs from 13 to 5 [Body]

Output: The drop in INTs from 13 to 5 is a really nice improvement. He won't be a QB picking apart defenses and winning games on his own, but he should take care of the ball, and be as good as the OL and running game allows him to be. My biggest concern on offense is the WRs without any real threats.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The Xavier Kelly recruitment [Body]

Output: The Xavier Kelly recruitment seems wierd. The three schools with crystal balls, Nebraska, MSU, and Oklahoma were all left off his top 8. Then since he released that list every pick has been Alabama. Is there actually news that he favors Alabama or is everyone just picking them because they are a good bet after suddenly showing up on the top 8?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's my hope for him, a [Body]

Output: That's my hope for him, a Stevie Brown type role.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Any reason her sister didn't [Body]

Output: Any reason her sister didn't follow her to Michigan?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Interesting, I thought MSU [Body]

Output: Interesting, I thought MSU and Nebraska were the major competition and they aren't on there. Unfortunately he just got a ton of people picking Alabama for him on 247 so that doesn't bode well.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Every major newspaper puts [Body]

Output: Every major newspaper puts unflattering stories below the fold or buried a few pages in. And it wouldn't be the first time that this blog has bumped an unpleasant story down with pictures of Denard or something.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Because the 247 composite [Body]

Output: Because the 247 composite rankings basically do all that, so it's repetetive. The major feature was averaging out all the sites to find a composite ranking instead of having to look at rivals, espn, scout, and 247. Might be nice to have a simpler version that just lists the recruits brought in from around the conference, kind of a B1G recruiting roundup once a month or so.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Our alumni do have more [Body]

Output: Our alumni do have more money, they also have better things to do with their lives than slip Benjamins to 19 year olds for playing football.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He's saying we heard the same [Body]

Output: He's saying we heard the same about Auburn as Michigan, not as OSU.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The scary lack of speed on [Body]

Output: The scary lack of speed on offense makes me hope we see some of our secondary players deployed as WRs on a few plays a game.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Realize that a lot of coaches [Body]

Output: Realize that a lot of coaches when they meet their wives are not raking in 6 figures. In their 20s, these guys are QC coaches or grad assistants. Or they are coaching at the HS level. They are lucky to be making 75k at that point. It's not until they reach the position coach at a power 5 school level that they break into 6 figures.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Isn't that the same thing [Body]

Output: Isn't that the same thing Harbaugh is doing?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] You can downvote to cancel [Body]

Output: You can downvote to cancel out the upvote, I deserve it for the ugly formatting. It looked fine in preview then didn't work at all.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Title] As a straight man, I [Body]

Output: As a straight man, I agree.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Have people really never [Body]

Output: Have people really never heard of rick-rolling? Not that it's appropriate for the board, but I'm amazed at all the confusion


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Do you honestly think you'll [Body]

Output: Do you honestly think you'll get an answer more quickly this way than you would with Google?


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] His ESPY speech was [Body]

Output: His ESPY speech was phenomenal. To those that haven't watched it I highly recommend that you take 15 minutes today to do so. Link


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The strategy whenever Donnal [Body]

Output: The strategy whenever Donnal and Bielfeldt are in the game should be to foul, foul, and foul some more. Their big men cannot shoot free throws and Donnal/Bielfeldt are way overmatched


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] We're going to need to hold [Body]

Output: We're going to need to hold serve in these types of games to make the dance this year. I don't expect us to beat the top third of the big ten on the road, but we really can't afford to lose at home or on the road to middle of the pack and below teams


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The question probably [Body]

Output: The question probably shouldn't be "what works in the Big Ten," but rather "what works against Ohio State."


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Quit drinking and go to bed [Body]

Output: Quit drinking and go to bed


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Thing is, this isn't even [Body]

Output: Thing is, this isn't even about owning up to a mistake. They simply need to state that their sources got it wrong.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'm surprised you actually [Body]

Output: I'm surprised you actually devoted the time to write an article while watching season 3 of the Wire. Pretty sure I watched that season in like 2 days


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's crazy to think this [Body]

Output: It's crazy to think this means no from Harbaugh. But at the same time it's also pretty unlikely that a deal is "in place" as some reports have suggested if we are indeed still contacting multiple other established head coaches


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Title] So now we have threads that [Body]

Output: So now we have threads that don't themselves link to senseless bullshit, but threads predicting the existence of future threads that link to senseless bullshit. Isn't CC season just wonderful?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Downvoted for clickbait [Body]

Output: Downvoted for clickbait


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Minnesota [Body]

Output: Minnesota this year for me. The writing may have been on the wall starting with Notre Dame/Utah, but the optimist in me was willing to chalk that up combinations of good defenses, a young offensive line, and Gardner being irreparably broken from last year. But with Minnesota, it became exceedingly obvious that Hoke simply can't keep up with what's going on on the field, and further that his players simply haven't developed anywhere near the rate of our competition.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Quit drinking and go to bed [Body]

Output: Quit drinking and go to bed


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Title] As others have stated, the [Body]

Output: As others have stated, the first thing I would do if I were you is to determine the specifications of your laptop (mainly, amount of RAM and number and type of processors). Without this information, possible solutions range from simple and cheap (installing an antivirus, adding more RAM) to expensive (buying a new machine because your hardware sucks), to complicated (reinstalling the OS if you don't have a copy)


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Does Win8 really routinely [Body]

Output: Does Win8 really routinely operate out of swap? We like to poke fun at Windows developers (Microsoft in general) but I can't imagine designing an OS that either doesn't realize when it's swapping or decides that routinely swapping is a reasonable thing for every day user activities (browsing, itunes, etc)


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Stiil feel like "WE ON" fits [Body]

Output: Stiil feel like "WE ON" fits John Beilein Michigan more than any other 2 word phrase possibly could


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's a simple, well-defined [Body]

Output: It's a simple, well-defined gender neutral phrase. Relax


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I for one consider the [Body]

Output: I for one consider the clueless mother-in-law to be a very good methaphor for the Brady Hoke experience


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Title] That Levert gif is probably [Body]

Output: That Levert gif is probably my favorite gif of all time. And that is saying something given my more-than-frequent viewing of this blog


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It it really surprising how [Body]

Output: It it really surprising how bas he's been. On the plud side I'm alsmost as surprised at how good Lewis has been on the other side


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Outstanding [Body]

Output: Outstanding


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I think you just tricked me [Body]

Output: I think you just tricked me into posbanging you....


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] What's the issue with booing [Body]

Output: What's the issue with booing 18-22 year old kids who are effectively given hundreds of thousands of dollars to play football? I generally don't boo - period - at games, but I don't see the issue with booing people who are paid to put a product on the field to entertain the fans.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] "He's pretty much the only [Body]

Output: "He's pretty much the only thing that kept this program afloat for any time during the last 7 years." Absolutely true, but not because of his throwing ability


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Agree with Elwood. The vision [Body]

Output: Agree with Elwood. The vision has improved significantly. Now he just needs to know when to put his head down and pick up the extra 2/3 yards when the big play isn't there


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I feel the exact same way. I [Body]

Output: I feel the exact same way. I shut the game off, took a shower, and went and had dinner with some friends last night, not even thinking about the game. Even 3 or 4 years ago there's no way I could have done that after a loss, let alone a loss like yesterday's.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Gardner has no confidence, no [Body]

Output: Gardner has no confidence, no mechanics, and is missing open receivers almost every time he drops back. I hate to be dramatic but we have to see if shane can give us something more


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Serious question: what's more [Body]

Output: Serious question: what's more enjoyable? Games like this, or games where we lead teams like indiana 35-28 at halftime?


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] right now it is projected to [Body]

Output: right now it is projected to be overcast with light showers so plan accordingly


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Michigan lost to Appalachian [Body]

Output: Michigan lost to Appalachian State in week 1 a few years ago in case you forgot, and we ended up beating the defending national champs to close out the season


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] sorry i know some people are [Body]

Output: sorry i know some people are into soccer Im just not, I apologize. Sorry for being a dick


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] sorry that was rude i know [Body]

Output: sorry that was rude i know some people are into soccer Im just not. Sorry for being a dick


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] yeah i stopped at soccer [Body]

Output: yeah i stopped at soccer


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] No, completely OT [Body]

Output: No, completely OT


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I don't think he's sick, he [Body]

Output: I don't think he's sick, he always sounds like that and I'm not sure why.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] My observation is we just got [Body]

Output: My observation is we just got thrashed


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Positives? Team 133 just got [Body]

Output: Positives? Team 133 just got thrashed on both sides of the ball. Only positive I can think of is that game is over and all we can do now is take care of business in the next 11 games.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Why hate on Mary Sue Coleman? [Body]

Output: Why hate on Mary Sue Coleman?


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] None of us bet 3 million [Body]

Output: None of us bet 3 million dollars on Michigan to cover the spread


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Alabama fight song stuck in [Body]

Output: Alabama fight song stuck in my head


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] we played them to a 10-7 [Body]

Output: we played them to a 10-7 ballgame in the second half


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] denard seemed like he threw [Body]

Output: denard seemed like he threw to his primary receiver almost every time, and if not he just threw a long ball up for grabs


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] yeah why would we schedule a [Body]

Output: yeah why would we schedule a primetime game after an 11-2 season including a Sugar Bowl win??


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] we may lose this game, but 1 [Body]

Output: we may lose this game, but 1 and a half years ago we gave up almost twice the amount of points to a mediocre SEC team, so the defensive improvement is definetely there. Someone earlier said this defense is worse than the defense two years ago, not true at all


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I dont have enough points but [Body]

Output: I dont have enough points but can someone start a thread about the shirt ohio state made about showering at penn state?


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] great video, thanks for [Body]

Output: great video, thanks for sharing


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] 36-33 in overtime [Body]

Output: 36-33 in overtime


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] sounds like it will be a good [Body]

Output: sounds like it will be a good christmas for you and your family, congrats. How bout Charles? Jordan (Kovacs)?


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] A lot of these arguments are [Body]

Output: A lot of these arguments are going to be for nothing because Fitz is NOT going to start against Alabama, unless the judge somehow finds him innocent.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Denard will run wild Bama D [Body]

Output: Denard will run wild Bama D will be stunned UofM by 3


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Probobly the best hype video [Body]

Output: Probobly the best hype video I've seen posted here. Looks like a video put together by ESPN or something, very impressive.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] these videos never get old [Body]

Output: these videos never get old


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] If the charges have been [Body]

Output: If the charges have been dropped, his suspension should be reduced, what is the issue here?


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] I was just joking, my sense [Body]

Output: I was just joking, my sense of humor doesnt go over well on this board


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] if i was out of state i [Body]

Output: if i was out of state i wouldnt be attending many home michigan sporting events


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] im in state [Body]

Output: im in state


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] what do you mean? [Body]

Output: what do you mean?


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] how much is A LOT? [Body]

Output: how much is A LOT?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It was clearly going to clear the yellow line without the fan interference. Seriously, what in the flying fuck is going on with replay reviews this year? There have been quite a few calls that should have overturned. The only thing that I can think of is that the replay ump is protecting his fellow umps, by letting some of these calls stand. [Title]

Output: Punch the idiot ump for not overturning on replay too


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Game ending double play was the perfect example of that. JD should have been looking for a pitch up to at least get the tying run in, instead he stupidly swings at a pitch low in the zone on the very first pitch. He should have elimated the low pitch as something he would not swing at before even going to the plate. There is a reason why this team is somehow is at the top in OBP( which actually could be higher if they took more walks) and BA, but in the bottom half of the AL in runs scored. They are just awful at using their heads at the plate, with regards to situational hitting. The added speed is going to waste, because they don't do the little things to scratch out runs. Hate to say it, but barring a move or two at the deadline and V-Mart turning into last year's version, the window might have already closed. [Title]

Output: The Tigers are just not an intelligent team at the plate


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The Wings actually have more scoring chances than TB, they have played far better today than in game one. [Title]

Output: Have we been watching the same game ?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It is strange to say down 4-0, but the play has been pretty even today in terms of chances. In game one the Wings didn't look like they belonged on the ice with TB, despite the win. [Title]

Output: Actually feel better about this series after today


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Body] They have carried the play at times, unfortunately one of those strange games where the scoreboard tells a different story. [Title]

Output: They have played much better


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Body] How the hell did the Red Wings get an extra penalty out of that? TB started the whole thing. [Title]

Output: That is fucking bullshit


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] Under the law they have, whether he pulled the trigger or not didn't matter. Admitting he was there was actually a idiotic move on the part of the defense, given that fact. [Title]

Output: All the prosecution had to prove is that he was there


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Body] the same officials from the title game against Louisville. Is that true? If it is, what in the fuck were these jokers doing near another title game? [Title]

Output: Somebody in the other thread said these were


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Are they really the same ones, who officiated the title game against Louisville? If so, they have possibly cost two teams national titles. They should have been nowhere near a title game after the previous one. [Title]

Output: Didn't catch the names of the officials


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Even with the question marks and the improvement of the Sox, they still have the most starpower in the division. The Royals lost some key pieces, and the Indians will still have the same flaws they had last year. The combination of Cabrera, Martinez, Martinez, and Cespedes could be the best 3-6 in the game and will be very difficult for opposing pitchers to deal with. The one and two combination of Price and a healthy Anibal Sanchez at the top of the rotation, regardless of what happens with Verlander is still top notch. I think non-Tiger fans underestimate Sanchez, the guy was the ERA champion in the AL two years ago. The bullpen, Verlander's performance/health and other question marks like the leadoff spot against righties might keep this team from reaching it's ultimate goal again, though. [Title]

Output: Tigers should still be the favorite in the division


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The foul that was called on the wrong Louisville player and should have fouled Hancock out of the game was arguably even worse. [Title]

Output: True


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Body] 16 free throw attempts to 2, and 13 fouls to 5 seems pretty slanted. Looking at the box score it looks like they outplayed or at least matched Wisconsin in most areas, shot a higher percentage and made more field goals. Like I said I wasn't able to watch, so I don't know if the officiating was as one sided as it appears, but I would hate if a team with as much heart as this one had their NCAA dreams ended, due in part to bulllshit. [Title]

Output: Was not able to watch the game


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Body] 1. Stanford was an absolute wreck before Harbaugh arrived, even a great recruiter would not be able to walk into that place and bring in top 10 recruiting classes. Stanford's recruiting classes in 2009 and 2010 (after he had established himself) were both significantly better than anything Stanford had brought in prior to Harbaugh arriving. Before arriving at Stanford he was also not on most people's radar as a great coach, that is clearly not the case this time around. Given the fact that Hoke and his staff were able to bring in a couple of top 10 classes I think you are being somewhat delusional, if you don't think a guy with Harbaugh's pedigree and his staff can't do the same. 2. You can win with any style. Harbaugh didn't have Alabama like talent at Stanford either, but that didn't stop him from going 12-1 in his final year. Offense regardless of what a team runs still ultimately comes down to execution and having a good gameplan. Acting as though a defense can't slow down a spread offense with a good gameplan and execution is also silly. You are also assuming that Harbaugh is more rigid than he actually is, his teams at Stanford while being heavy pro style also utilized some spread elements and SF was also one of the first teams in the NFL to start using the pistol. Harbaugh is not Hoke, his staff will call the game in the manner that it takes to win. 3. If he wins more games than the previous two HC's here none of that will matter. Winning solves everything. I am also not sure where you getting that he wore out his welcome at Stanford to an unfathomable degree, he left for he thought was a better job. Do you really think Stanford would not have wanted him back? He led them to a level of success, which was a pipe dream before he arrived [Title]

Output: Counterpoints


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Saying Miller didn't win a title is little disengeous when he quarterbacked a team that went undefeated and would have played for the national title (and been favored), without the sanctions. [Title]

Output: Was going to point that out too


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Mariotta statistically had a good day, the difference was Ohio State's offensive and defensive lines controlling the run game. Maybe from a injury standpoint there might be an advantage to having a bigger QB, but I don't think it is a requirement to match up against physical defenses. Having a physical RB and o-line is what matters for combating a physical defense. [Title]

Output: The difference in the national title game wasn't QB play


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] 59 total tds to only 6 turnovers is ridiculous. That is the best ratio in the history of college football. Regardless of how QB friendly Oregon's offense is, it's not like just any QB could put up those numbers. Arm strength isn't everything, if it was the Tim Couch's and Ryan Leaf's of the world would not have been NFL busts. Intelliegence and decision making can make up for not having the best arm strength. I am not sure how he will turn out, but he has the intelligence to learn a more NFL oriented scheme. [Title]

Output: I don't care what system he was playing in


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] They needed am everyday guy who could hit 1 or 2 ( Aoki for example, who played with KC last year) and help in the bullpen. They still have time to get bullpen help, though. [Title]

Output: Exactly, this team didn't really need more free-swinging power


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Because if they don't that outcome would be a moot point since there is no way that Greene can offset the loss of Scherzer. Once again, we are back to the same conclusion, that this team at best is not any better than last year's team that wasn't good enough. [Title]

Output: Are you assuming they resign Scherzer?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Scouts had him pegged as fringe major league type of guy, who most likely would only stick in long relief. Not a surprise that is what he turned out to be. They absolutely did not get enough Fister. [Title]

Output: Krol was never a valuable piece of that trade in the first place


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Speed isn't the only component. Neither guy get's on base at a high enough clip to be a great option. Gose doesn't hit for a high enough average and Davis rarely walks. Not to mention Kinsler being a huge question mark, considering how awful he was offensively in the second half. [Title]

Output: Gose and Davis are not ideal 1 or 2 type of hitters


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] There is no way that losing Scherzer (assuming he isn't resigned) and Porcello from the rotation will lead to this being a better team next year, even with the addition of Cespedes, Simon, and a hopefully healthy Iglasias Not a fan of Cespedes at all, free swinger to the bone on team that already didn't take enough walks last year. He had an OBP lower than Hunter's last year. Complete one trick pony at the plate, all or nothing. His defense is really the area that will provide a significant upgrade over Hunter's production from the last two years. They still haven't done squat to bolster the bullpen, assuming Simon and Greene are in the rotation. As others have said you give up valuable trade pieces in the Simon trade for a journeymen, who fell apart in the second half of the year last year.They still don't have a legitimate number 1 or 2 type of hitter either, Kinsler was awful in the second half of the year last year, and neither Davis or Gose are 1 or 2 type of hitters. Barring any significant move (resigning Scherzer or James Shields) I don't see how anybody could argue that this team has gotten any better and they weren't good enough last year. The window may be shut at this point. [Title]

Output: Not a fan of this offseason so far


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Do you really believe all of those teams were faster, stronger or more talented? [Title]

Output: They lost seven games


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] SF doesn't have to fire him in order for him to consider UM. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh could resign if he doesn't like the trade options


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I really don't see issue some people seem to have with Les Miles and his age. If Les is still passionate about coaching I don't think his age should be that big of a deal. I would prefer Harbaugh like anybody else, but Les is a good back up option with a track record of success if UM doesn't land Jim. Edit: This commented was directed at Brody's posts earlier in the thread about not wanting Miles due to his age. [Title]

Output: Bill Snyder of KSU is 75


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The reality is the Tigers may need to overpay for Victor if they have to, because otherwise if they lose him and Scherzer they are simply not going to be a contender next year. The window will shut on the Tigers if they lose both of those guys,and don't replace them. [Title]

Output: Do not understand the comments in this thread


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Nowhere near the rocking house that it was in the ND UTL game. Understandable, given the circumstances. [Title]

Output: Somewhat dead


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The coaches not so much. That is the important distinction. [Title]

Output: Still standing with the players


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] When you have QB who can't move and protect himself from big hits, I don't see how that isn't dangerous. Same thing with Morris and his ankle, even before the concussion. [Title]

Output: Disagree


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] About fucking time, idiots. [Title]

Output: Finally switched


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Go fuck yourself, ESPN. [Title]

Output: Still on both stations


Input: [Date] 9 hours 45 min ago [Body] Is Cole for sure staying at LT considering his height? I know he played exceptionally there last season considering he was a true freshman and undersized, but if Newsome or LTT really come on next year, the best line may have Cole on the interior with more tackle sized players outside. [Title]

Output: Is Cole for sure staying at


Input: [Date] 1 day 14 hours ago [Body] My reading of the situation is the kid went and tried to hide it. He didn't tell the coaches he was going and told reporters not to let the info out. Similar to Pharaoh Brown visiting Oregon a few years ago without telling Hoke. I see nothing wrong with pulling a scholarship because of that, the commitment is a 2 way street. [Title]

Output: My reading of the situation


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Not sure why he couldn't stay on to graduate from Michigan then do the 5th year transfer without sitting out. Get the Michigan degree and another year of football if he thinks he's healthy enough. [Title]

Output: Not sure why he couldn't stay


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] I think it's an 11 year deal with a 4 year option Michigan can exercise if they like. I've seen the 4 year option in a couple places and it seems that's the only way the 169 number makes sense when it's about 10 million per year. [Title]

Output: I think it's an 11 year deal


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] For anyone who wants to make the best burger you've ever had at home, I suggest trying out a sous vide burger. Great guide on how to make it here and you don't need any special equipment to make it. Just a cooler, a zip lock bag, a thermometer and a really hot surface to sear it on(like a cast iron pan). You get a burger cooked all the way through exactly the temp you want it, a nice charred outside, and it's easy to make a lot the same temp without over cooking or constantly watching the grill. [Title]

Output: For anyone who wants to make


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Because it's not that good? Sure their burgers are greasy but the just don't have much flavor. [Title]

Output: Because it's not that good?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] One of my favorite lines from The Wire, and very true. [Title]

Output: One of my favorite lines from


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Looks like you may be right. [Title]

Output: Looks like you may be right.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] What has Morris done to even earn being called an okay QB? For someone whose biggest asset is his arm, any time he has tried to throw more than 10 yards down field the pass is either an interception or nearly an interception. [Title]

Output: What has Morris done to even


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The rule that doesn't exist? It isn't actually a rule, similar to the idea of not ending a sentence with a preposition. http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/can-i-start-a-sentenc... http://grammarist.com/grammar/conjunctions-to-start-sentences/ The would of, could of, should of crap is really annoying, completely incorrect, and immediately makes me think of the writer as uneducated. [Title]

Output: The rule that doesn't exist?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] After the word "would", using "of" makes no sense. And what I don't get about Cook being projected as a 1st round pick is the fact that he has a 58% completion percentage, which definitely won't cut it in the NFL. I don't see how he's NFL starter material, at least not for a few years which would make him at 2nd or 3rd round pick up. [Title]

Output: After the word "would", using


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Not saying it will happen, but Harbaugh has shown a willingness to switch QBs midseason and if he feels they provide an equal chance to win this year, he could switch Ruddock for Gentry or Morris. [Title]

Output: Not saying it will happen,


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] So how long until the boosters get to this guy and pay hush money? [Title]

Output: So how long until the


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm hoping the biggest improvement is the OL for Rudock. Iowa's OL was not good, if Drevno can get them to be above average the YPA should go up without any improvement from Rudock. [Title]

Output: I'm hoping the biggest


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I don't think it will be losing, but just look at SF where Smith was doing fine and he gets replaced by Kaepernick after going down with an injury for a game. Not saying it's going to happen, just that I wouldn't be surprised if someone overtakes Rudock during the season and starts. Unlikely for MSU, but the next few games would be a great time to get a new QB good experience. Ruddock can't be the future since he's only got a year, so if someone else is equal to him, it makes more sense to start them. [Title]

Output: I don't think it will be


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The OL at Iowa was bad, similar to 2013 Michigan with 2 NFL players and others not very good at all. Which makes it all the more impressive. [Title]

Output: The OL at Iowa was bad,


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Could definitely see him losing the job midyear if Harbaugh thinks Gentry or Morris is the future. [Title]

Output: Could definitely see him


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The drop in INTs from 13 to 5 is a really nice improvement. He won't be a QB picking apart defenses and winning games on his own, but he should take care of the ball, and be as good as the OL and running game allows him to be. My biggest concern on offense is the WRs without any real threats. [Title]

Output: The drop in INTs from 13 to 5


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] The Xavier Kelly recruitment seems wierd. The three schools with crystal balls, Nebraska, MSU, and Oklahoma were all left off his top 8. Then since he released that list every pick has been Alabama. Is there actually news that he favors Alabama or is everyone just picking them because they are a good bet after suddenly showing up on the top 8? [Title]

Output: The Xavier Kelly recruitment


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] That's my hope for him, a Stevie Brown type role. [Title]

Output: That's my hope for him, a


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] Any reason her sister didn't follow her to Michigan? [Title]

Output: Any reason her sister didn't


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Interesting, I thought MSU and Nebraska were the major competition and they aren't on there. Unfortunately he just got a ton of people picking Alabama for him on 247 so that doesn't bode well. [Title]

Output: Interesting, I thought MSU


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Every major newspaper puts unflattering stories below the fold or buried a few pages in. And it wouldn't be the first time that this blog has bumped an unpleasant story down with pictures of Denard or something. [Title]

Output: Every major newspaper puts


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Because the 247 composite rankings basically do all that, so it's repetetive. The major feature was averaging out all the sites to find a composite ranking instead of having to look at rivals, espn, scout, and 247. Might be nice to have a simpler version that just lists the recruits brought in from around the conference, kind of a B1G recruiting roundup once a month or so. [Title]

Output: Because the 247 composite


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Our alumni do have more money, they also have better things to do with their lives than slip Benjamins to 19 year olds for playing football. [Title]

Output: Our alumni do have more


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He's saying we heard the same about Auburn as Michigan, not as OSU. [Title]

Output: He's saying we heard the same


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The scary lack of speed on offense makes me hope we see some of our secondary players deployed as WRs on a few plays a game. [Title]

Output: The scary lack of speed on


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Realize that a lot of coaches when they meet their wives are not raking in 6 figures. In their 20s, these guys are QC coaches or grad assistants. Or they are coaching at the HS level. They are lucky to be making 75k at that point. It's not until they reach the position coach at a power 5 school level that they break into 6 figures. [Title]

Output: Realize that a lot of coaches


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Isn't that the same thing Harbaugh is doing? [Title]

Output: Isn't that the same thing


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] You can downvote to cancel out the upvote, I deserve it for the ugly formatting. It looked fine in preview then didn't work at all. [Title]

Output: You can downvote to cancel


Input: [Date] 8 hours 9 min ago [Title] What's your most average day [Body]

Output: What's your most average day ever? The day in which everything more or less happened pretty much as you expected it would with no surprises?


Input: [Date] 8 hours 32 min ago [Title] The old Cleveland Muni [Body]

Output: The old Cleveland Muni stadium and it's not even close. Old, smelly, shitty sight-lines and everybody in the place seemed to be drunk and want to fight. On second thought I think I just described myself.


Input: [Date] 8 hours 36 min ago [Title] Look who's here! [Body]

Output: Taking time off to mingle with the great unwashed I see... /s


Input: [Date] 10 hours 5 min ago [Title] Maybe..... [Body]

Output: The thing is with Mke Leach talking this could very well be a goof and not seriously what he thinks. He does tend to have a pretty good sense of humor.


Input: [Date] 12 hours 3 min ago [Title] Yeah you sure dont want to [Body]

Output: Yeah you sure dont want to lose to Virginia Tech that's for sure. Losing to them, even early in the season, will probably end any hope they'd have of making the playoffs. Oh wait. Nevermind.


Input: [Date] 12 hours 17 min ago [Title] Same reason we prefer shitty [Body]

Output: Same reason we prefer shitty beer & hamburgers my friend. Marketing.


Input: [Date] 12 hours 45 min ago [Title] WTF? [Body]

Output: This is disgusting and shameful even for OSU. "The Holocaust song, called “Goodbye Kramer,” whose lyrics haven't been previously disclosed, includes lines about Nazi soldiers “searching for people livin’ in their neighbor’s attic,” and a “small town Jew…who took the cattle train to you know where.” It was written to be sung to the tune of the 1981 Journey hit “Don’t Stop Believin’.


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Title] That's fantastic WolvinLA. [Body]

Output: That's fantastic WolvinLA. Nice house, pretty wife and good looking grill. Good job!


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Title] I'm only asking this WD [Body]

Output: I'm only asking this WD because I know you'll know via the well-known Superbooks. Have we ever had a LB wear #3?


Input: [Date] 1 day 12 hours ago [Title] FWIW I personally dislike the [Body]

Output: FWIW I personally dislike the concept of retiring jerseys. While I think the entire Legends Jersey conept was screwed up in implementaion, it was nice seeing #21 back on the field again. And I look forward to seeing #1 on a stud WR just like I'd like to see #2 on a great DB. I'm reminded of the great players of the past whenever I see somebody wearing a particular number (sorry all #7's are compared to Ricky Leach in my brain) and I don't see why we'd want that to end. I don't want us to go all New York Yankees so incoming players have to wear numbers like 61.5 or something cause everything else is now considered "sacred." Put a wall of honor or something up on the luxury boxes if we want to honor somebody (like Charles) further. But leave their numbers available for subsequent generations.


Input: [Date] 1 day 13 hours ago [Title] I would strongly encourage [Body]

Output: I would strongly encourage anybody in the DC area to attend if you are able. These "roadshows" are a great opportunity to hear Brian speak (he tends to be a bit more candid when it's not in writing) and you'll meet a lot of your fellow MGoBloggers in person too.


Input: [Date] 1 day 13 hours ago [Title] Why doenst anyone ask Roger [Body]

Output: Why doenst anyone ask Roger why HE refused to turn over his own cell phone during the Ray Rice "discipline" investigation? Why were the rules and presumed guilt different for the commish than for Brady? Look this witch hunt is fueled largely by jelousy from other teams over the Pats success and their desire to knock them down a peg or two. The two owners pushing the hardest for this to be upheld are Irsay (drug addict) and Bisciotti (who lobbied HARD for the Rice hand slap). What's even more galling are the various "NFL Insiders" who are pushing the party line that Brady MUST have done it, why else would he destroy his cell phone, who are nothing more than paid shills for the shield. Journalistic integrity and those pesky facts be dammed. Good for Tom to come out swinging and swing hard.


Input: [Date] 1 day 15 hours ago [Title] I think Witz57 is bang on. I [Body]

Output: I think Witz57 is bang on. I coached youth football for over 10 years with my two older boys but knowing now what I know about the cumulative effect of concussions I am NOT letting my 10 year old play until he's in 7th grade. That's five years, more or less, of reduced exposure to hits but also reduced exposure to learning so my guess is it's doubtful he'll want to play when he gets there and that's ok with me. The rest of your points: coaches, crazy parents, etc are also right on the money as well. Great post.


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Title] It's up [Body]

Output: Take it from somebody who knows. Changing of avatars is not an easy process around here. Unless your WD. And in that case you simply get your graphic design team to do it for you.


Input: [Date] 2 days 10 hours ago [Title] The uniforms I like (all [Body]

Output: The uniforms I like (all white) were worn in 73-75. Those teams went 28-3-3 and outscored their opponents 978 - 273. Can we change back to that? Is that solid enough for you?


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Title] Let's see...... Starting [Body]

Output: Let's see...... Starting going to games in the early 70's when my brother was in dental school. Went to all games between 78-81 when in school and then again from 1987 to 2013 when I had season tickets so I guess the exact number would be a shit-ton. Or maybe a fuckload. Not sure exactly because I have to substract some bowl games we lost that I went to.


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Title] From your mouth to Bo's ears [Body]

Output: I'll turn into WD for a day if they actually do bring these back. I've been wanting to see them again for a long, long time.


Input: [Date] 2 days 13 hours ago [Title] Fastest Car 1/4 mile: 1965 [Body]

Output: Fastest Car 1/4 mile: 1965 GTO That car had a 389, tri-power, 4 speed and a 4:11 rear end. I had to shift out of first at 28 MPH and the top end was only about 100 or so but man oh man did we get there in a hurry. My 4 year old daughter at the time didnt like to ride in it because when I shifted "her neck got hurt" from the car sitting down and then exploding forward. And if you've never hear the sound of full throat Poncho tri-power you havent really lived. Fastest Car Top End: 2009 Cadillac CTS-V Offically listed at 580 HP but rumors said GM purposively under rated the HP as dino tests showed it well over 600 which is legitimately insane for a sedan. The car was supercharged (no spooling lag when you stomped it) and the power band was in the 50-130MPH range. I loved when dudes driving their hemi Challengers rolled up and wanted a go. All they saw was the tail lense of that Caddy as you literally had to hold on to something as it accelerated past 100. I think Car & Driver claimed the car could bump 200 MPH but my balls werent big enough to see that number. Fastest I got the car up to was 150 and my toes still curl thinking about that ride. Slowest Car: My wife's 2012 Mazda CX5 No power whatsover at any speed and in any circumstance. And the whine of the 4 banger when you floor it can only be described as annoying. To make matters worse she has personal tags "JillJoy" (her name) and a big "Inshapemom.com" sticker across the back window. I can tell you that when I have to drive it the looks I get from dudes passing me are priceless. You can see the dissapointment (and subsequent laughter) when they realize it's a guy driving the car and not a chick.


Input: [Date] 2 days 14 hours ago [Title] Stockholm Snydrome [Body]

Output: Stockholm Snydrome


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Title] I noticed Michigan was [Body]

Output: I noticed Michigan was playing a team wearing red and white called "Wisc" that was a big W on their helmets. Who the hell is that?


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Title] Boy truer words have never [Body]

Output: Boy truer words have never been spoken. Or have they? Chocolate. But then the color orange and my Chevy truck were not all that they seemed to be now are they? And for that I thank her.


Input: [Date] 4 days 7 hours ago [Title] Common....who among us can [Body]

Output: Common....who among us can honestly say they haven't set fire to a family members garage because they wouldn't have sex with us? I know I'm sure not throwing the first rock in that particular glass house.


Input: [Date] 6 days 15 hours ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: York comparing Tomsula (who just might be the dumbest person I have ever had the pleasure of watching being interviewed) to Steve Kerr (who might be one of the brighest minds in the NBA) is nothing short of hilarious.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 hour ago [Title] Dennis was our version of this [Body]

Output: Lots of hype - lots of flash but sadly, not much in the way of production. Seemed like a good dude, I join others in wishing him well


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 hour ago [Title] Cause I grew up in Pontiac. [Body]

Output: Cause I grew up in Pontiac. Actually I forgot the Lions-they would be ahead off the Wings on my list and right behind the Browns. Lived here in Ohio since 87 but I'm I Michigander at heart.


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Title] 1. Michigan football2. [Body]

Output: 1. Michigan football 2. Michigan basketball 3. Cleveland Cavs basketball 4. Cleveland Browns football 5. Detroit Red Wing hockey 6. Detroit Tigers baseball 7. Michigan woman's softball 8. Michigan hockey 9. Jeff Gordon NASCAR


Input: [Date] 1 week 9 hours ago [Title] Adidas not cool you say? [Body]

Output: Well MY generation loves, loves, LOVES us some Adidas.