Input: [Date] 3 days 7 hours ago [Body] If Harbaugh brings UM back to what we all hope will be a consistent Top 10-15 program, it'll be interesting to see what happens with tickets. The last few years it's really been a no brainer to just go stub hub/secondary market for tickets. If we start seeing matchup's like #12 MSU vs #6 UM or #3 OSU vs #5 UM in the big house, secondary prices are going to be through the roof. Even the less marquee games will see their demand increase. [Title]

Output: It will be interesting


Input: [Date] 6 days 2 hours ago [Body] Used to see it every now and then back in the day but you never see it now. [Title]

Output: The Quick Kick


Input: [Date] 6 days 7 hours ago [Body] I think you make some valid points but Bo's health issues also played a role in him stepping down as Head Coach. [Title]

Output: True but


Input: [Date] 6 days 8 hours ago [Body] While true that he has more return yards than those people, he also has waaaaay many more returns than the people you mention. Number of kickoff returns: Norfleet - 94 Derrick Alexander - 27 Anthony Thomas - 31 Amani Toomer - less then 27 Martavious Odoms - 54 Ty Wheatley - 31 Todd Howard - less than 27 Stanley Edwards - less than 27 [Title]

Output: Return yards


Input: [Date] 6 days 9 hours ago [Body] in one of the book's on Bo (can't remember the title, I'd have to check when I get home) Bo told a story about Bear Bryant. It was late in Bryant's coaching career and Bryant told Bo he essentially didn't have the fire in him to coach. Bo asked him why he didn't just quit. Bryant's response was along the lines that there were a lot of people whose jobs at Alabama were because of Bryant. When he (Bryant) stepped down all his assistants would have to find new jobs and more then likely a new coach would replace most of, if not all of, the office personnel and a lot of the suppot staff. [Title]

Output: Bear Bryant


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 hour ago [Body] Gardner's 2013 season is one of the best passing season's a QB has ever had at UM. Gardner's 2013 passing stats are all over the single season records and most of them are near the top. Now, if you said Gardner was broken by the end of the 2014 season, I'd agree 100%. [Title]

Output: I don't know


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 hours ago [Body] the next head coaching job the other guys got wasn't at one of the premier football schools in the country. [Title]

Output: I'm guessing


Input: [Date] 1 week 10 hours ago [Body] What game did Brady not start in 1999? [Title]

Output: 1999


Input: [Date] 1 week 10 hours ago [Body] getting the UM job after Bo retired was his Mulligan because his head coaching stint at Illinois didn't exactly set the world on fire. [Title]

Output: One could say


Input: [Date] 1 week 19 hours ago [Body] on this blog about the play a year or two ago with interviews of Moeller and Holtz thrown in. If I remember correctly, there were 3 different options on the play and it was up to Grbac to decide which one to call when they got to the line. [Title]

Output: There was a fairly big write up


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I think that's a fair question but at the same time recruiting highly ranked recruits is only half the battle. Developing them to be good college players and utilizing those players to maximize their strengths is the other half. I think most of us agree that Hoke and his staff weren't that great at the latter. [Title]

Output: Hoke's eye for talent


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] If you're eligible for a 5th year, your first 4 years are essentially a tryout to see if you'll be granted a 5th year. Harbaugh wasn't here for these guys first 4 years so all he had was film to see what they did in games and then in spring practice to see how hard they work, attitude, coachability, etc. [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] before you got to the early 80's when Clemson won the NC. [Title]

Output: You must have stopped checking


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] but the 1991 ND game (Grbac to Howard). I'd also throw in the 1978 OSU-UM in Columbus. Tied 0-0 at halftime and then UM comes out and dominates the second half to win 22-0. I'd also put the '84 Miami (FL) game on the list. Also, one of the most dominating performances I've seen between matchup of Top 5 teams - the 1997 PSU game. [Title]

Output: Maybe I missed these


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] was a recruit in the 2005 class and was getting plays called for him his freshmean year. While I doubt he would have supplanted Henne as QB, had Bass not gotten hurt I'm guessing he would have been getting a lot of reps at QB in 2007 when Henne went down. Should Carr maybe have tried for a more a high profile recruit in 2006, maybe but Carr was pulling him some pretty highly rated QB's everry couple of years. [Title]

Output: Antonio Bass


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] In 1968 I'm not sure how much their SOS played into it. By the middle of October the AP rankings went USC, OSU, PSU. The top 3 went undefeated the rest of the way so you had a #1 vs #2 matchup in the Rose Bowl. In 1969, PSU was #3 heading into late November and wikipedia says "November 29 #3 Penn State which won at North Carolina State 33-8, had been considered for the Cotton Bowl Classic, where the Southwestern Conference champ (Texas or Arkansas) would go. Before Ohio State's loss, however, the players had voted to accept a bid to the Orange Bowl, because they preferred going to Miami instead of Dallas, even though the Nittany Lions went to the Orange Bowl the previous season and defeated Kansas 15-14.[3] Certain to move up to #2 regardless of how the Texas-Arkansas game came out, Penn State unexpectedly had passed up a chance to go up against the #1 team in the nation.[4] So in 1969, PSU had only themselves to blame for not playing Texas in the Cotton Bowl in a matchup of what would have been #1 vs #2. 1973, yeah their SOS probably didn't help them. [Title]

Output: PSU undefeated years


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] is supposed to be pretty strong winds all day. Part of the British Open has always been luck of the draw with regards to weather on Thurs and Fri. [Title]

Output: Saturday


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] the US Open at Pebble Beach where he was the 54 leader and then shot something like 80 on Sunday. McDowell ended up winning it that year. [Title]

Output: Don't forget


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 19 hours ago [Body] Once Texas has the Mexico and China markets locked down, their deal is going to massive. [Title]

Output: Texas deal


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] That's interesting about the blurry vision cause looking at the replay's, Kolesar came real close to stepping out of bounds. [Title]

Output: Blurry vision


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I think it has more to do with Molk and the oline. Denard lined up next to Fitz in 2012 but Fitz didn't have anywhere near the same success as he did in 2011. [Title]

Output: Respectfully disagree


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] what you're saying but it's not Fred's fault he was the running back coach on some of UM's worst offenses. Fitz was a beast in the second half of 2011, and then the oline cratered in 2012 and 2013. I'm not saying Fred is without fault but there were a lot of other problems going on with the offense that were probably out of his control. [Title]

Output: I kind of understand


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Marting hired Beilein. [Title]

Output: Got Beilein too


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Neither Auburn or Alabam were interested in Rackwon McMillan out of Georgia? According to Rivals the #1 inside LB recruit in the 2014 class? Neither Auburn or Alabama were interested in Vonn Bell? 5* DB out of Georgia in the 2013 class who Rivals ranked as the #4 safety in the country. Neither Auburn or Alabama wanted Joey Bosa? 4* defensive end from Florida who Rivals ranked as the #4 defensive end in the 2013 class. Neither Auburn or Alabama wanted Michael Hill? 4* defensive tackle who rivals rated as the #1 recruit in South Carolina and the 10th best defensive tackle in the country in the 2013 class. At least according to rivals all these guys show offers from Alabama and Auburn, and in Bell's case he visited Alabama, but all went to OSU. [Title]

Output: Really


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Either Gus hasn't been playing attention to OSU's recruiting or there's a good amount of 4 and 5 stars from the South that didn't interest Auburn and Alabama. [Title]

Output: Interesting


Input: [Date] 1 week 23 hours ago [Title] Um, you don't know what [Body]

Output: OP, you don't know what you're talking about. Williams and Pomona are, by almost any standard, top-ten colleges. (US News ranks them both in the top five.) Academically, they're on par with the top Ivies, and their acceptance standards are among the highest in the world. The whole "declining enrollment" thing doesn't really apply to these schools. And, anyway, the broader decline in college enrollment isn't about quality. it's about cost. Private colleges are more expensive than public ones. In a recession, guess what happens? Also, your logic is bizarre. So these tiny little colleges, with their relatively small endowments, are buying off Forbes? But the huge top-flight universities, with their massive endowments, are helpless lambs?


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] People who do something this [Body]

Output: People who do something this stupid and ugly deserve to get trampled. And it's pure animal cruelty.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Wrong. This was well before [Body]

Output: Wrong. This was well before the Internet devastation. Look it up. He's loathed in those cities. Also, why do zillionaire a continually give money to those who need it least? How about giving money to parts of the school that need it more?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Sam Zell absolutely decimated [Body]

Output: Sam Zell absolutely decimated two of the country's greatest newspapers: the Chicago Tribune and the LA Times. He's notorious. Just another rich asshole trying to buy a legacy.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Sorry but that kid is [Body]

Output: Sorry but that kid is obviously a major tool.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yeah, but what's in this for [Body]

Output: Yeah, but what's in this for me?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] God bless a man who got rich [Body]

Output: God bless a man who got rich by selling sub-primes.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] They have a good coach that's [Body]

Output: They have a good coach that's beaten m twice. And Harbaugh can only do so much in his first game.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] OP: So you're not even going [Body]

Output: OP: So you're not even going to mention the source of your information about Ole Miss? We're just supposed to believe you?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I wouldn't pretend to know [Body]

Output: I wouldn't pretend to know how things will turn out for Shane. I'm cautiously optimistic. The one thing that did strike me, while watching his limited playing time, was that he seemed smaller and more slight than the average gun-slinging pocket-passer type. Is this perception accurate? Or no?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] You need to go to Iowa and [Body]

Output: You need to go to Iowa and Indiana. They're both great. Indiana is so old-school, you can enter the stadium at any time, day or night. And Iowa has a great atmosphere. Both towns are great, too. One warning: at both schools, I've never seen so many falling-down drunk students on game day.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Chances harbaugh doesn't [Body]

Output: Chances harbaugh doesn't reveal the starter till opening night? For strategic reasons.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] No intelligent person [Body]

Output: No intelligent person suggested the interview would impact anything. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I love how people argue that [Body]

Output: I love how people argue that noon games let them do stuff around the house but later ones don't. The games are the same length at any time. You still have half a day either way. What a ridiculous and lazy argument.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Nobody plays big noon games. [Body]

Output: Nobody plays big noon games. Even in November. You do realize the NFL plays deep into the winter and nobody seems to mind? Noon games are relics. And very few people like them.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Noon sucks. Too sleepy and [Body]

Output: Noon sucks. Too sleepy and subdued.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The screaming highlighter [Body]

Output: The screaming highlighter color could only be preferred by teenagers. The team has historically worn, maize (albeit in marginally different shades) because that happens to be the the intended color. Which also looks better.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Cavs will still find a way to [Body]

Output: Cavs will still find a way to lose.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It may surprise you to learn [Body]

Output: It may surprise you to learn that the media doesn't publish stories based on whether they're convenient for the program.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] That's the rationalization [Body]

Output: That's the rationalization fans always use.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Seriousy, dude? Another [Body]

Output: Seriousy, dude? Another thread on this inane topic? Really?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I see your point. But mostly, [Body]

Output: I see your point. But mostly, I think, when you determine to attract as much attention as harbaugh does, you're also going to invite more scrutiny. Every little negative thing will be noted. That's just the way it goes. And it's not unfair.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Nick's online chats are [Body]

Output: Nick's online chats are particularly bad. He offers no new information or insights and basically just says "only time will tell" to every question. He's lazy and not terribly insightful. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I don't think you understand [Body]

Output: I don't think you understand how journalism works. You think they should just sit on their hands and not report a player's allegations -- even after asking M for comment? If this were Bama, I bet you'd be the first guy accusing ESPN of a coverup.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yeah. Only a dumbass like you [Body]

Output: Yeah. Only a dumbass like you would make this a partisan political issue.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Agreed. This is a lousy [Body]

Output: Agreed. This is a lousy precedent. Great lesson for the players.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yes. They fit the profile and [Body]

Output: Yes. They fit the profile and have a certain old-school glamour about them.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Gee, this isn't a stale old [Body]

Output: Gee, this isn't a stale old chestnut or anything. Let it go already. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] No. The coaches already know [Body]

Output: No. The coaches already know we'll have a few medicals and a few fifth-years who won't be back. So they haven't over signed. They're under no obligation to inform us of the current roster numbers.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Correct. It's so early in the [Body]

Output: Correct. It's so early in the cycle, things haven't had a chance to shake out. Inevitably, at least a few of these kids will go elsewhere -- ones that get late offers from their local team, or ones worried they'll get buried on michigan's depth chart.


Input: [Date] 1 day 4 hours ago [Body] Under Hoke, starting was not an indicator of being successfully developed. A lot of guys who started and got regular PT were criminally underdeveloped or misused. Others were criminally underdeveloped or misused and didn't start or get PT. Put another way: Almost all of the guys on the team were criminally undeveloped or misused under Hoke. Still, 22 of them had to start. [Title]

Output: Under Hoke, starting was not


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Body] Was an elite RB in high school, if memory serves [Title]

Output: Was an elite RB in high


Input: [Date] 4 days 10 hours ago [Body] I think it's ridiculous and Corley should commit to Michigan [Title]

Output: I think it's ridiculous and


Input: [Date] 5 days 23 hours ago [Body] That there's a market for loudmouth ignorant pricks like Cowerd is one of our greatest indictments as a species. [Title]

Output: That there's a market for


Input: [Date] 6 days 20 hours ago [Body] Harbaugh eats pieces of shit like Cowerd for breakfast. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh eats pieces of shit


Input: [Date] 6 days 20 hours ago [Body] Whoa, Graham Brown is deep in la campagne. I'd love to see what that guy's life looks like. [Title]

Output: Whoa, Graham Brown is deep in


Input: [Date] 6 days 20 hours ago [Body] I honestly can't think of anything better to in your 20s. Play a game. No pressure. Semi-celeb status. Make a nice check. Live in France. Laissez les bons temps rouler, mon ami. Profitez de cet occasion. [Title]

Output: I honestly can't think of


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 hours ago [Body] Wow, so you REALLY don't like the Pistons [Title]

Output: Wow, so you REALLY don't like


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 hours ago [Body] Okay, last post because this is just too ridiculous, and I can't help myself. I don't have an opinion on Nick Baumgardner as a writer. I know his name, but couldn't say much more about him. I have a lot emotionally invested in the principle of rationale thought. My point is simply that it's an interesting and relevant fact that he is an MSU fan. As a consumer of media, you should make an effort to know as much about your souces as possible. If you can't understand that, fine. God help 'Merica. [Title]

Output: Okay, last post because this


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 hours ago [Body] I totally agree with you that there are "quite a high number of 4-star guys that haven't panned out yet," and it bugs the hell out of me and was my major reason for wanting Hoke gone. For me the question last season during the Great Brady Hoke Coaching Inquisition was why? It seemed like for the people who supported Hoke (and there were many, many people on here in that camp until about November), the argument boiled down to: By some stroke of unbelievable chance occurrence, all our 4-star guys just didn't turn out to be good at football. The alternative argument was that something, apart from individual player capacity, had infested our program, affecting all players, on average. [Title]

Output: I totally agree with you that


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] It's helpful to know that a writer who covers my favorite team is a fan of one of our main rivals. This isn't an interesting detail to you? Bias infuses all writing, whether overtly or implicitly. Implicit bias often manifests simply in what one chooses to write about, what is considered news. You seem to have a lot emotionally invested in this particular issue. [Title]

Output: It's helpful to know that a


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] Because context matters [Title]

Output: Because context matters


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] I think it's fine to be skeptical, but I disagree with your diagnosis of the problem. You think the reason that all of our top prospects (that 95% of FBS would kill to have) have underperformed is that they all somehow just turned out to be dumb football players? [Title]

Output: I think it's fine to be


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] I understand your trauma, and it's not your fault. There's no excuse for how fundamentally our talented recruits have underperformed these past years except for (a) coaching or (b) program "culture." Both have been, or are being, remedied. Things will make sense again shortly. [Title]

Output: I understand your trauma, and


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] Didn't know this. Thanks for sharing. [Title]

Output: Didn't know this. Thanks for


Input: [Date] 1 week 22 hours ago [Body] Still waiting for Merica to get over that hump! Been waiting 20+ years now. [Title]

Output: Still waiting for Merica to


Input: [Date] 1 week 22 hours ago [Body] By what metric? [Title]

Output: By what metric?


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Maybe he could have finished his career here [Title]

Output: Maybe he could have finished


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] It's silly to criticize this "practice," because the practice of evaluating and making decisions about personnel and direction happens in every single organization when there's turnover in leadership. Every time. Harbaugh was just up-front about it. And it's silly to criticize Heitzman for feeling "bummed." No matter how hard-working you are, it's inevitable to feel "bummed" when you have be evaluated. Nobody likes having to prove themselves, even if you know you're good. All premeds, even the smart ones, hate taking the MCAT. It's a bummer man. Now, quitting to avoid being evaluated... [Title]

Output: Silly


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Fewest [Title]

Output: Fewest


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Bonnie Raitt covered this as her encore when I saw her at the Ryman Auditorium and it was magic [Title]

Output: Bonnie Raitt covered this as


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] IBD. Already posted: http://mgoblog.com/diaries/mbb-entire-2017-top-50-announces-michigan-wil... [Title]

Output: Already posted


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] I am utterly perplexed that anyone would willfully listen to this person [Title]

Output: I am utterly perplexed that


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Compared to what? [Title]

Output: Compared to what?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Seconded [Title]

Output: Seconded


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Everybody in the stadium and the world except for Djokovic's family wants Fed to win. Cmon, Rog. One more for old time's sake! [Title]

Output: Everybody in the stadium and


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] CMON ROGER!!! [Title]

Output: CMON ROGER!!!


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] Strong contribution, brophus. [Title]

Output: Strong contribution, brophus.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] On the app, this thread title is cut off at "forward written by..." When I first read it, I finished the thought with "Harbaugh!" and laughed. But it actually is written by Harbaugh. If we made a photoshop thread of Harbaugh, 25% if the images would be true. [Title]

Output: On the app, this thread title


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Austin Daye = summer league mvp every time [Title]

Output: Austin Daye = summer league


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] After listening to that interview, Harbaugh seemed to answer the questions like he would any interviewer. It appears to me that Harbaugh didn't want to respond with specifics to the questions about how he is coaching the team. Also, it seemed like Harbaugh felt that Cowherd was rediculous to assume that Harbaugh would use the interview to show how he would sell Michigan to recruits. In my opinion, It was more about the questions Cowherd asked. Harbaugh seems to love to share generalities such as: how he enjoys building relationships with recruits, loves coaching, and loves the University of Michigan. I can't remember ever hearing Harbaugh discussing specifics with what he would say to recruits for recruiting or specifics for how he coaches the players, other than with enthuisiasm unknown to mankind. That interview was bad because of Cowherd. [Title]

Output: Maybe I am wearing my Michigan blinders ...


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I think you meant to say, "you probably are NOT suited for a Jim Harbaugh program." [Title]

Output: If that is how you make like changing decisions...


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I may be of a different opinion than some people on here, but I feel it is a good idea to do one year scholarships, especially at schools like Michigan where there is so much scrutiny on high performance. So many fans complain about the team not meeting expectations, and sometimes kids just don't turn out to be as good as people thought. The kids should be rewarded for their ability to play. If this was the norm, then there wouldn't need to be grey areas regarding unnecessary medicals. You would just discontinue the person's scholarship if they are not good enough to play. In this instance, the kid can go to a different college and be able to play if they are in fact good enough to play at a lower level. We put such a big emphases on winning at the highest level and sometimes it is in fact coaching that needs changed. However, when coaching is not the cause, to have the ability to replace an athlete with another more suited for your level of play would be more beneficial. [Title]

Output: I tend to think the one year scholarships are a better idea.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I sure wish we would hear some good news about quality wide receivers being highly interested in our program. I feel like we are in such a down period with the quality of our receivers. Also, has anyone heard any news about possible wide receiver 5th year transfers? It seemed like there was talk going on about that possibility, but the talk stopped. Is there even any possible quality 5th year receiver seniors still looking to transfer? [Title]

Output: Wide Recievers


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I am wondering if Sansa is dead? She jumped off that wall that was hundreds of feet tall. All the good characters have something bad happening. Also, I have had friends that read the book say that Arya became a bad ass. I loved that scene where she killed dude, but that was all we got =(. I hate how she became blind. This episode left so many cliff hangers. [Title]

Output: Is Sansa Stark dead?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I don't think it is really considerate to tell others that they are idiots because they don't share your opinion though. I am mixed about Lebron. I feel like he does some incredible things and then he misses shots he really shouldn't. You can say it is great defense all you want, but he was missing open shots and even missing quite a few free throws tonight. I never seen Michael Jordan do that, especially when it mattered in an NBA finals series. Lebron is a rare physical speciman and a great athelete. I just don't know what to think sometimes when watching him play. He is a pretty spectacular player though. [Title]

Output: I think everyone has to right to their opinion


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I was feeling bad for the dragon getting the spears stuck in him. I am thinking if the dragons are going to be able to help their "momma" rule the kindoms, they will need armour built for them. [Title]

Output: I was sad for the dragon.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That was a great episode! My heart was beating hard for the last 10 minutes. I kept thinking don't let Jon Snow die. I wonder if we will even see Bran this season? [Title]

Output: Loved It


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I am like the others that have posted about Dayton. I have not found any bars that are Michigan friendly. I typically call around to see what bar is willing to show the game on one of their televisions. I normally watch the games alone at home because I am too busy yelling at the television. I think it would be great if we could get a group of people who live here in Dayton to meet up and watch games together. The one thing I don't like about going to a bar to watch the games is the volume tends to be down on the Michigan games so you can't hear the broadcasters. I occasionally meet people who are Michigan fans while out and have noticed more lately now that Harbaugh is our coach, which has been a welcoming change. [Title]

Output: Michigan friendly bars in Dayton


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It feels like it has been forever since we have had an elite offensive skilled player at wide receiver or runningback. I miss the days we had spectacular play from those two positions. [Title]

Output: I wish we could get an elite offensive skilled position player


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I would have loved to hear someone ask if they have tried Jabrill out on offense. [Title]

Output: Jabrill Peppers


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] I don't mind if it is Nike or Addidas. I think the Henne and Denard football Jerseys both look really sharp. I think the Nike shirt shown at the beginning of the post looks too bland and boring. That is just my opinion though. [Title]

Output: I like the brighter yellow too.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I just don't understand what a life long M fan means to some people. I live in Dayton, Ohio. If I had the opportunity to play for Michigan, there would be no decision. Also, he lived in Michigan his whole life and had the opportunity to not only be coached by Jim Harbaugh but also Tyronne Wheatley. This makes no sense to me. I don't care how good OSU is. Fandom makes no sense to me. [Title]

Output: Wow I agree 100%


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Body] How is it great coverage when the defensive players are hanging on the receivers? I guess because they don't get called for pass interference that it is great coverage. [Title]

Output: This announcer is an idiot


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I hate living in Ohio and seeing all these positive posts from my friends. Not to mention, hearing all these positive comments from my parents. I should be happy for them, but I hate Ohio State. [Title]

Output: I hate living in Ohio


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I am hoping this game does not affect any chances we have of flipping Weber. [Title]

Output: I am not sure if this was thread worthy


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Is there a place to report things like this for investigation? [Title]

Output: Who should this be reported to for investigation?


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I wanted the Ducks to win before, but now I want them to win more than ever. I actually was torn about this game. I didn't want either team to win and am happy to see Saban so distraught. [Title]

Output: I really want Ducks to win!


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I don't see how TCU or Baylor playing one less game gets in over Ohio, with the way Ohio closed out the season. Big Ten may not be as good as some of the other conferences, but I believe it is better than the Big 12. Plus, if Ohio doesn't go into the playoff, chances are they win their bowl game. If they get in, they can at least lose to either Bama or Oregon. I am rooting for Oregon all the way. [Title]

Output: I don't like Ohio either, but ...


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Anyone else think Oregon's win last night was more impressive than Alabama? I can't stand listening to these commentators. I hope Oregon wins this National Championship. [Title]

Output: Oregon


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] My mother was telling my visiting cousin how crazy I am when watching Michigan football. I told her actually I have lost a lot of my passion this year and am kind of numb when watching them. I hate how bad the program has become. Even the sugar bowl we won a few years back seemed like a gift. It definately did not seem earned. [Title]

Output: This is so true...


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If they score here, we might want it to go into overtime. I don't see our offense doing much. [Title]

Output: If they score here...


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Body] That coverage was not tight! [Title]

Output: Why are the corners playing so off?


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Anyone know why Johnson was taken out? Taking him out makes zero sense. He is by far a better running back than Smith. Even last week, when Smith was in, he did not run that good. [Title]

Output: Johnson


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Stop yelling YOU SUCK! [Title]

Output: Can the University get an announcement to the students?


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I don't think you can blame the defense. First of all, they have our offense to prepare against. Second, they are on the field most of the time because of our offense sucking so bad. Lastly, we need a new head coach. [Title]

Output: Defense.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] That throw was really bad. [Title]

Output: Terrible throw!


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Defense!!!!!!! [Title]

Output: Defense!!!!


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It makes not sense why we run the ball every time on 2nd and long. We should be doing screen passes or something to get some of the yardage back. [Title]

Output: Why are we running it on 2nd and long?


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It makes no sense why we run the ball every time on 2nd and long. We should be doing screen passes or something to get some of the yardage back. [Title]

Output: Why are we running it on 2nd and long?


Input: [Date] 1 hour 12 min ago [Body] Only one way to solve this. Bring the bbq to New Jersey, Clippers style. Is it a violation if Jay Harbaugh camps out at the Gary House until Signing Day? [Title]

Output: Only one way to solve this.


Input: [Date] 8 hours 24 min ago [Body] The NFL has made a huge mistake by making this about Brady not cooperating by giving his cell, vs the actions of cheating. I can't understand why the pundits don't realize how much stronger that makes his case. According to the NFLs interpretation of the CBA, he's required to hand over personal property to his employer when an investigation is ongoing. This is the same as the NFL suspending Brady for not allowing NFL investigators to search his car or house (which I think everyone would side with Brady is overreaching). But if he's not guilty, then why not let them go through your house Tom? Look at your bank records Tom? Where is the line? If your employer asked for your cellphone, would you give it? Probably not. What if they then punished you for that? You'd sue them. [Title]

Output: The NFL has made a huge


Input: [Date] 12 hours 57 min ago [Body] The question is, where is the line drawn. The media are so quick to assign blame to Brady for not giving his cell phone records, but what if the NFL had demanded to search his home or his car? Would people think he's guilty if he said no? According to the NFL, they have the right to suspend him because he won't let them search his phone, but the same logic applies, they could have suspended him if he didn't let them search his home too. It's just that the media wouldn't have been as pro-NFL if they'd asked Brady to search his home and Brady said no. [Title]

Output: The question is, where is the


Input: [Date] 15 hours 31 min ago [Body] I think the only think he has left to do is take off that yellow watch. [Title]

Output: I think the only think he has


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] The phone destruction doesn't really matter. The phone was used between Nov 2014 and March 2015 (or somewhere around there). The key date isn't the day it was destroyed, it's when he started using the phone. The texts the nfl's whole case is based on are from October 2014. There's a good chance, the texts they want were destroyed in November 2014. That's how far Brady went to cover this up. He went back in time and destroyed his old phone BEFORE he got the new phone he destroyed in March. That's a good coverup. [Title]

Output: The phone destruction doesn't


Input: [Date] 1 day 6 hours ago [Body] Nice thing about this outcome for Brady is that he has very little to lose by challenging this in court. Goodell is practically begging him to do it. The question is, will the players decide to fight this issue more vigerously in the next CBA, or will going to court become the accepted route of appeal. [Title]

Output: Nice thing about this outcome


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Body] I've never understood retiring football numbers. The players with retired jerseys are great, but what about players like Woodson who aren't retired? There's too many players to retire jerseys and even though it's reserved for once in a generation players, when you have 136 years to pick from, that's a lot of generations. Plus, it's not like Michigan is going anywhere. [Title]

Output: I've never understood


Input: [Date] 1 day 10 hours ago [Body] Kids loyalty program? Sounds quite ominous. [Title]

Output: Kids loyalty program? Sounds


Input: [Date] 2 days 16 hours ago [Body] I don't see Nebraska leaving the B1G to go back to the Big12 at this point. Any team joining the Big 12 has to overlook the tilted field towards Texas and the Longhorn network. Also, IIRC, they don't have any TV network outside that, so Nebraska would be turning down guaranteed B1G network money to be second class to Texas in the league. The Big 12 will have to poach from the smaller conferences for sure. [Title]

Output: I don't see Nebraska leaving


Input: [Date] 6 days 23 hours ago [Body] No matter how you view the Rich Rod years, I think everyone can agree this was a highlight and one of the best stories in Michigan football history. [Title]

Output: No matter how you view the


Input: [Date] 6 days 23 hours ago [Body] Reese's small issues: Reese's pieces? Or the mini peanut butter cups? [Title]

Output: Reese's small issues: Reese's


Input: [Date] 1 week 9 hours ago [Body] It's too bad he was surprised and even bummed out that he had to "tryout" for the new coaches, but that's life. That said, I can understand the sentiment that he probably saw the writing on the wall, knowing that he wasn't going to make it, and I can also sympathize that he would have been in better shape if the coaches did have a history of seeing him in practice for four years. That said, I'm sure harbaugh looks at every day as a tryout, for everyone. That's part of his nature. The specific 5th years have to tryout is probably only going to be for this year. Next year, I'd imagine guys won't even get the chance to tryout. The decision will already have been made. [Title]

Output: It's too bad he was surprised


Input: [Date] 1 week 21 hours ago [Body] Vancouver is an awesome city. I can think of worse places to be a pro athlete. [Title]

Output: Vancouver is an awesome city.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I never noticed just how much the Horseshoe looks like a toilet bowl. Striking. [Title]

Output: I never noticed just how much


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Oregon 2007. The hammer thing pissed me off, but Oregon executing the Statue of Liberty and the fake Statue of Liberty plays in the same game just was too much. [Title]

Output: Oregon 2007. The hammer thing


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Hide your cooler. [Title]

Output: Hide your cooler.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] And full of Rage! [Title]

Output: And full of Rage!


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] the vet: that place was a dump. no redeeming qualities. awful. old shea: WTF? a ballpark that overlooks a parking lot. orange railings in your way everywhere and if that's not bad enough, planes fly over all the time. new shea: really? still in the flight plan, gimmicky outfield, just not what it should have been for the money. old yankee stadium: this place wasn't that great, unless you're a yankees fan. maybe the new stadium is better. [Title]

Output: the vet: that place was a


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] On the team websites, they list the 5 players to watch for each team. For Japan, one is a 46 year old defensive lineman. Hard not to root for a 250 pound 46 year old DL. [Title]

Output: On the team websites, the


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] He said few players make it to the NFL, not no one makes it to the NFL. If you're going to the schools you listed, you're almost certainly not going to the NFL. You go to Michigan, Stanford, USC, ND, you have as good of a shot at making the NFL as anywhere AND you get an education that takes care of you if you don't. [Title]

Output: He said few players make it


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] No more cte means healthier former players. As a fan it's hard not to like that players (especially college kids) may have some treatment someday that helps mitigate the long term brain damage they might face from playing the sport we're obsessed with watching. [Title]

Output: No more cte means healthier


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] If he can't win the job and he leaves, best of luck to him. But I think he stays even if he doesn't start. With any luck, there will be plenty of garbage time this year for him to play if he's the backup because Harbaugh. [Title]

Output: If he can't win the job and


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] The marshmallows were awesome, but some people went too far (ie. coins in the marshmallows), and they would eventually glomm together into a disgusting mush, but they were soft and when there are hundreds of marshmallows flying around the student section, it looks pretty amazing. It's hard to not get fired up at a Michigan game, but the marshmallows made it even crazier. Plus, I think this might have been popular beyond Michigan. [Title]

Output: The marshmallows were


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I think Rudock will probably come into camp and win the starting QB job, but hopefully Morris makes it a good fight. Ultimately, Morris doesn't have to start this year. He's only a junior and he might benefit from being a backup. Regardless, I think he has a great year next year. [Title]

Output: I think Rudock will probably


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] A lot of the hatred from Michigan fans comes from an old incident where he plagiarized a popular Michigan blog and then whined when they called him out on it and acted like he had done nothing wrong. http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2006/03/espns-colin-cowherd-borrows-m-z... [Title]

Output: A lot of the hatred from


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Pluto also lacks elite speed. His 40 maybe out of this world, but he doesn't have SEC speed. He could try to walk on somewhere, but scouts agree he's too small to get a scholarship offer. [Title]

Output: Pluto also lacks elite speed.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] To be fair, both ESPN and the weather channel have strong online presences. I'm not sure how much that dampens their loss of subscribers, but if weather.com is putting the weather channel out of business, then they're still making money. ESPN.com is probably making a lot of money for ESPN. It's the TV providers getting squeezed, and no one feels bad for them. [Title]

Output: To be fair, both ESPN and the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] 6 months? Wait, when did Auburn get involved? [Title]

Output: 6 months? Wait, when did


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That's essentially the excuse Jim Tressel initially used to not punish players at OSU. [Title]

Output: That's essentially the excuse


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Jimbo clearly didn't pay attention to the details of this latest incident. Dalvin Cook punched a woman OUTSIDE a bar. I'm not even sure he violated any FSU team rules at this point. [Title]

Output: Jimbo clearly didn't pay


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison. [Title]

Output: Nain Rouge


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Well crap. I can't read apparently. [Title]

Output: Well crap. I can't read


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares. [Title]

Output: I'm referring to the


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak. [Title]

Output: Then there's this


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic. [Title]

Output: That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home. [Title]

Output: Explained in this article


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened. [Title]

Output: It wasn't really an attempt


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Zingerman's is overrated. [Title]

Output: Zingerman's is massively


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.). [Title]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Double post. [Title]

Output: Stupid mouse


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument. [Title]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No. [Title]

Output: Give it up


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district. [Title]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Body] People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack [Title]

Output: Uniquenames are hit and miss


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] This was the Blue Water to Port Huron. [Title]

Output: It wasn't


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore. [Title]

Output: It's still said


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Body] But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self. [Title]

Output: Someone else can better explain this


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Body] There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked [Title]

Output: As someone who was a student pre and post renovations


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely. [Title]

Output: It shouldn't matter, but it does


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place. [Title]

Output: I won't shit on him for lowering prices


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It's in Flint. Link. [Title]

Output: 3:00 PM


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket. [Title]

Output: I'd add one other thing


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate. [Title]

Output: You want an actual rebuttal?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one. [Title]

Output: Except it's not


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing. [Title]

Output: Hey Dave


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] As of about five minutes ago. [Title]

Output: It's over 10,000


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Body] H/T 11 Warriors [Title]

Output: This remains one of the best things ever posted


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked. [Title]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back. [Title]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Body] A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else... [Title]

Output: Possibly quite long?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Good luck. I love the Bay [Body]

Output: Good luck. I love the Bay Area. To each his/her own I suppose! I can't do winter anymore. Won't even visit back east between September and May! I drive to Tahoe a few times during the winter and see the snow, then drive back. That's enough for me! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Toys R Us [Body]

Output: As someone who negotiates real estate deals for another box retailer, we have been waiting for the Toys R Us boxes to come on the market and I would bet that this will accelerate that process.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yes it is amazing. Will [Body]

Output: Yes it is amazing. Will never leave if it is up to me! Cost of living and taxes are high but employers make up the difference and it is worth every dollar to me.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Understood. My wife and I [Body]

Output: Understood. My wife and I have relocated 4 times since I graduated in 2003 and started my 1st job. We don't have kids so that makes it easy. However, I got a significant salary bump and a better job each time. I'm done moving now as we are settled in on the west coast (SF Bay Area) at a company I love that has great future opportunities and $$$. To move across the country for a pay cut and no job for the wife seems crazy to me. The only way it makes sense at all is if the career track in this position leads to something that wouldn't be possible at your current job or moving up would happen much more quickly.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Sounds like you need to negotiate the salary. [Body]

Output: If the company wants you they shouldn't ask you to take an 8% pay cut to move across the country, especially when your wife has a career as well. Will they at least pay to relocate you? This sounds like a loser to me and I'm not your wife.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 1.) Director of Real Estate [Body]

Output: 1.) Director of Real Estate for Fortune 500 retailer based in SF Bay Area. 2.) 2008 Mercedes E350 and 2014 E350 for the wife. 3.) No pressure. McConaughey voice-"I just like them."


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] On the west coast now, too [Body]

Output: On the west coast now, too early for bed! Not too late to start drinking though.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Actually, they built the [Body]

Output: Actually, they built the basketball arena on the land where the football stadium was. There were huge issues with traffic and parking that were creating issues in Oakland (part of Pittsburgh where Pitt is) that were causing problems for the university and the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center (now the largest employer in town and a cash cow for the university). I personally believe the athletic department made a choice at that point that going "all-in" on basketball was the right move and football was a losing battle. It was a great on-campus stadium in an urban environment. As someone who watched games there as a kid, I was very sad when it was demolished and replaced with a cookie cutter, boring basketball arena. This was a football stadium with a great deal of history that was demolished without a second thought. I guess this is what happens when your college is in a pro sports city.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Thank you Mr. Beeks. As [Body]

Output: Thank you Mr. Beeks. As someone who grew up in Pittsburgh and lived in Cleveland for 3 years (thank god I got out 3 years ago) the thought of comparing Panini's to Primanti's made me throw up in my mouth. Primanti's is the original and if you have ever tasted both, you know Panini's is trash. GO BLUE!! Also, the Burgh is awesome. Signed, A Michigan alum from the BURGH.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Excellent! We needed a [Body]

Output: Excellent! We needed a Nigerian replacement for Obi Ezeh. Hopefully Mario will have better luck on the field and match Obi's class off of it.


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] UNACCEPTABLE!!!! [Body]

Output: UNACCEPTABLE!!!! /s/ Seriously though, would be nice to have one dude with some kind of track record.


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] What makes this even more [Body]

Output: What makes this even more interesting is that Dr Phillips is not some destitute small town with no resources. Orlando people can correct me if I am wrong but this high school probably isn't even that old and the area is not low income.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Okay, sorry for posting. [Body]

Output: Okay, sorry for posting. This is why I rarely post. Apparently this was worse than: "Darius Morris=Butterfly" and "Are Players allowed to cheer/chant." At least I have a sense of humor! Let's see if I can get down to zero points in a single day! Thank you all for your support.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Sorry about lack of [Body]

Output: Sorry about lack of paragraphs. Typed on Blackberry and there were spaces in there when I clicked save.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Excellent point. I think [Body]

Output: Excellent point. I think there would need to be a one-time right to terminate for cause say around 12/1/2011. If the university does not terminate, Rich can't be terminated due to anything from this specific NCAA investigation and must be bought out like any other coach at that point.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] I am not a lawyer but [Body]

Output: I am not a lawyer but negotiate commercial real estate transactions for a living. Not sure about coaching contracts, but often in leases the only items modified on an extension are the dates and possibly the rents by amending the current contract. You do have the option of doing an entirely new agreement, but typically this is not done since the vast majority of the language would stay the same.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] I like to picture Denard with [Body]

Output: I like to picture Denard with angel's wings singing lead for Lynrd Skynrd with an all angel band, and I'm in the front row hammered drunk.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] I was there too. Have been [Body]

Output: I was there too. Have been to a few games there. The worst part for me was the replays on the scoreboard. They almost NEVER showed damn replays!!!! A great play would happen and the scoreboard would be showing some fool with a Halloween mask for the 20 seconds before the next play!!! That was really pissing me off.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] You are correct on your second point... [Body]

Output: Please post your checking account information ASAP and the funds will be available tomorrow morning.


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] If you don't see improvement [Body]

Output: If you don't see improvement in 500+ yards against the #4 defense in the country and a young defense that held its own for much of the game, you need to watch a bit more closely. Iowa is a very good team. If not for the -4 turnover margin (OUR TEAM IS YOUNG!!!!), we would have had a great chance to win.


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Interesting, but I think [Body]

Output: Interesting, but I think Michigan winning affects our ability to recruit more than OSU losing. Recruits like winners, if OSU loses but we lose more, we are not improving our standing with these kids. We need to prove that our program is on the upswing and that we will be competing for championships. I think Coach Rodriguez has Michigan on the right track and it seems that the recruits are starting to recognize that. Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Go F yourself. Root for [Body]

Output: Go F yourself. Root for another team. /not sarcasm/


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Agreed, I don't think anyone [Body]

Output: Agreed, I don't think anyone in the country has the combination of talent and coaching that we do right now as a unit at the QB position.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Title] What "route" is Mallett [Body]

Output: What "route" is Mallett running? They switched him to WR? Didn't think he had the speed for that.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Title] BOOM ARI'D [Body]

Output: BOOM ARI'D


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Better Question [Body]

Output: Why schedule games against great 1-AA teams? Delaware State, fine, UMASS/ASU no thanks.


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Good one man. North campus [Body]

Output: Good one man. North campus was always odd to me. I was a freshman in 1999 and was one of maybe 20 Black people in Couzens. I went up to Bursley and all of the other Black people were up there. This was especially true of the kids from the Detroit public schools, I don't know if they all decided to put North Campus as their first choice for housing or what, but I never understood why anyone would want to live up there.


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] +10,000 [Body]

Output: +10,000


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] This was just terrible. Yes, [Body]

Output: This was just terrible. Yes, it is Brian's blog and he can do what he wants but I can also comment that this is probably the least entertaining thing I have read on mgoblog while refreshing this page 60x a day for the last few years. That said, I can't wait for the UFR to come out today! Thanks for your work Brian! I will drop a few bucks into Beveled Guilt if you promise to end this series now!


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Seriously dude, this is on [Body]

Output: Seriously dude, this is on the front page and an Mgoboard post titled "Vlad Gone?" Thanks for enlightening us further.


Input: [Date] 2 days 20 hours ago [Title] I've had a couple of classes [Body]

Output: I've had a couple of classes with the guy, and I can say he's 100% the kind of guy you want to root for. Really kind, polite, smart, and responsible. Makes an effort to introduce himself to everyone and contribute in class, and takes things more seriously than most non-athletes I've seen. And not in a "good by athlete standards" way either, he would have no problem being a top student without the scholarship. Anyway figured I would share since a lot of times what you see of these guys on TV isn't really how they act in person. Jehu's a great dude.


Input: [Date] 6 days 21 hours ago [Title] Double post [Body]

Output: Hasn't happened to me in years, I promise!


Input: [Date] 6 days 21 hours ago [Title] Always thought he was [Body]

Output: Always thought he was immensely talented as a returner, even though our awful special teams never let him truly show it. He'll light it up in D2 and I wouldn't be surprised to still see him try out for an NFL team when he graduates. Best of luck to the guy


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] I'm really into role playing [Body]

Output: I'm really into role playing games, and I spend a lot of time playing and prepping games, which includes a lot of creative writing. I was raised on D&D but recently have gotten really into Star Wars: Edge of the Empire. I'd be curious to know if there's anyone else into RPGs on this board, you would think not but you never know. Other than that I work out a lot, and alternate between being into different activities like running, boxing, etc. Those figures look great, by the way. That's another hobby I want to pick up, once I have the money.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 2 days ago [Title] There's correcting poor [Body]

Output: There's correcting poor grammar, and then there's that....


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 2 days ago [Title] booooooo [Body]

Output: hissssss


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Can't even blame them, to be honest...


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Working on some Oberon right [Body]

Output: Working on some Oberon right now, also just got some Goose Island 312 and finally found a place that sold a München Helles import (Campus Corner, believe it or not...). Good stuff.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Everybody saying he couldn't [Body]

Output: Everybody saying he couldn't have contributed on returns because of his poor stats in the past don't understand just how bad our blocking has been on returns the past few years. Kid was elusive as hell, and with better blocking (read: any blocking) I think his stats would be a whole lot different. That all seems to be a moot point if he was dismissed, though.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Good lord. Have the refs [Body]

Output: Good lord. Have the refs supply the game balls if it's that big of a fucking deal. Not that that will happen of course, because the NFL doesn't care about the actual rules as much as they do pandering to public opinion. Good grief...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Went to California once, [Body]

Output: Went to California once, in-n-out was hyped more than anything else on that trip and quite frankly it was only "meh." Five Guys is the shit.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Something something hotcakes [Body]

Output: Something something hotcakes in Ohio...


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Cool dude. [Body]

Output: Congrats.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] My thoughts? [Body]

Output: Those maize and blue chairs in the third photo look quite uncomfortable.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Hmmm.... if only there was a [Body]

Output: Hmmm.... if only there was a way to express said agreement without going through the trouble of writing a comment... some sort of "upward tally" perhaps. No no, that could never work. (I kid, I kid)


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] One big difference to my [Body]

Output: One big difference to my understanding: In rugby, you can give up an extra yard or two without any major consequences. As such, players are much less likely to go for the head-first "big hit" that stops the ballcarrier in his tracks. In football, an extra yard or two can make all the difference, and players are taught to tackle as such. Not to mention that rugby has its own major concussion issue going on right now. I wouldn't exactly look to that sport to model after.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Good lord. I cannot for the [Body]

Output: Good lord. I cannot for the life of me understand why people are so emotionally invested in talking politics on a sports blog. I agree that that post shouldn't have been locked - it should have been deleted. Yeah Harbaugh was tangentially involved in the whole thing - that doesn't make it an appropriate subject for a sports blog. If Harbaugh told people to go out and vote, should we have some huge discussion on the relative merits of the presidential candidates? Hell, this is a UofM sports blog, and UofM is a public university (i.e. part of the state of Michigan), maybe we should have a "Thoughts on Governer Snyder" post stickied on the MGoBoard? The first post about his tweet was toeing the line as is. This past post pretty clearly past it in my opinion. The No Politics rule is a damn good one, as evidenced by what happens in every single goddamn political post on this blog. If you want to talk politics, you can very easily go elsewhere to do so.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Did you... did you read the [Body]

Output: Did you... did you read the post?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] It's an amazing album. GKMC [Body]

Output: It's an amazing album. GKMC was, for me at least, one of the all-time greats, and I wouldn't quite say the same thing about Butterfly (yet anyway). But it's still amazing. "u" had me in tears. Hearing Pac on the outro made my jaw drop. I'm just gonna repost my reddit comment on the subject: It really is an immensely dense album. Unlike GKMC it doesn't really have one unifying theme, but many - black culture, self esteem, the "pimping" of rap artists and black culture generally by America.... If I had one bone to pick it would be that the meaning is so convoluted at times that it doesn't always land as well as I feel it should. There are some songs like u (Kendrick's best in my opinion) and Blacker the Berry that are just so raw and emotional, they're incredible. But there are others on the album that left me somewhat underwhelmed, if only because they were so difficult to decipher. This isn't necessarily a bad thing - having more to digest can be good too - but it does detract from the overall feel at times and for me it's the difference between a 9/10 and a 10/10.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] If that album made you feel [Body]

Output: If that album made you feel on top of the world you weren't listening very closely. No offense.... Outside of "i" the bulk of the album is depressing or at the very least darkly political.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I like to think I had a big [Body]

Output: I like to think I had a big role in that one :D


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 42 min ago [Title] Much as I really want to say [Body]

Output: Much as I really want to say "go for it, have fun"... if it were me, I would definitely feel out of place. The student section is full of rowdy 18-22 year olds, and as a student myself I can't say I see many adults there. If you can just own it and have fun in that sort of environment then absolutely go for it, but if you have hangups about standing all game and getting some weird looks from drunk students, those are probably legitimate hangups. Just my $.02


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] 3:05 was nice too. He looked [Body]

Output: 3:05 was nice too. He looked good in this video, it's nice to see that he still has that great arm he came in with, despite how bad he looked the past two years. I still think his biggest challenges are going to be decision making and consistency in his throws, which we obviously can't glean from a video like this. Still, he looked good.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Kicked off isn't the same as [Body]

Output: Kicked off isn't the same as having their charter pulled, which is done by their national fraternity and not UM. To answer your question though, they have not gotten back on campus yet (though they tried and failed this year).


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sure, if Calvin Johnson was [Body]

Output: Sure, if Calvin Johnson was a great but not game-changing WR and Reggie Wayne was a 24 year old all star...


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] KG's reaction makes it [Body]

Output: KG's reaction makes it awesome, staged or no. Edit: Is there an echo in here?


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Fair enough and like I said I [Body]

Output: Fair enough and like I said I agree with all of you. Just figured I'd share since it's relevant.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I heard from a sorority [Body]

Output: I heard from a sorority member affected that they did basically the same amount of damage last year that they did this year but were never kicked out or reprimanded, and the going theory is that Treetops only invited them back so that they could kick them out and sue them later. I'm 100% of the belief that this was ridiculously immature behavior and those involved deserve whatever punishment they have coming... but I do believe at this point that Treetops (which is going through a bankruptcy) is just trying to make a buck off of them.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Nope, try [Body]

Output: Nope, try again. http://www.mgoblue.com/collegesportslive/?media=489841


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Name: Nunya [Body]

Output: Name: Nunya Business Affiliation with UM: Born and raised in Ann Arbor, current undergrad at UM. Dad, mom, and grandfather all went to Michigan. Dad and grandfather both taught at Michigan. Claim to Fame: Had the same middle school gym teacher as Jim Harbaugh (Mr Lily at Tappan!) Friend Who Needs To Stop Snooping On My Account: Eli


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] I don't understand why [Body]

Output: I don't understand why someone insists on commenting this at the beginning of every single thread. It looks like this is going over fine. Keep it to yourself.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] Lol I'm not a huge fan of [Body]

Output: Lol I'm not a huge fan of everything WD posts but this hate is out of control. ITS A MESSAGE BOARD PEOPLE! Chill and move on with your lives! Lol


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] https://twitter.com/themden/s [Body]

Output: https://twitter.com/themden/status/570998255594524674 Lol don't hate


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 37.8x better, if we're really [Body]

Output: 37.8x better, if we're really doing the math. 1% better every single day is 1.01^365, not .01*365.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I never realized how much I [Body]

Output: I never realized how much I needed to see this until now.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] A friend of mine is on the [Body]

Output: A friend of mine is on the "Board of Directors" or whatever and she messaged me asking to "endorse" it on facebook, etc. I don't understand why they can't just give up.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] A lot of this contributer's [Body]

Output: A lot of this contributer's articles read more as stream-of-consciousness than anything else http://www.michigandaily.com/opinion/02marriage-values3


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The daily puts out a ton of [Body]

Output: The daily puts out a ton of content, and a lot of it is trash. Not excusing this article, but just saying that if we're going to post all of the ridiculous stuff they publish we're going to need a bigger board.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The irony of people calling [Body]

Output: The irony of people calling the characters in the Onion articles stupid is just too much...


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I don't know guys, JJ Watt [Body]

Output: I don't know guys, JJ Watt was a 2-star and he's great so I think stars are stupid and I don't understand them and I hate them and let's get rid of camps and recruiting services and coaches need to recruit based off intangibles alone since they're the most important and I want players who have the "it" factor and not someone who some stoopid "expert" says is good at "technique" or is "athletic"


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Big 12 commissioner Bob [Body]

Output: Big 12 commissioner Bob Bowlsby [told CBS] there is “almost a uniform acknowledgment that there’s kids in college that don’t have any interest in an education and don’t have the proper education to take advantage of an education.” Bowlsby said freshman ineligibility would have a “profoundly positive effect” on football and men’s basketball by easing the transition from high school without the distractions of competition. Uhh what? Because the one thing that keeps freshmen athletes from being good students is running around for 3 hours on a Saturday instead of sitting on the bench for 3 hours. How does that make sense? Freshmen who were ineligible would still practice nonstop, still be on the team, still socialize with football players, still have access to an academic support staff that does all of their work for them, and still be at schools that hey often have no business being at adacemically. So what does this solve?


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Title] One word [Body]

Output: Why?


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Your interpretation is [Body]

Output: Your interpretation is correct. Like, know their ABC's, but quite literally need people to help them read material presented at an academic/legal level.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That any fan base outside of [Body]

Output: That any fan base outside of maybe Stanford or Northwestern prides their sports teams on their relative academic rigor is laughable. We take kids who are dumb as bricks so long as they can play football, same as OSU, same as MSU, same as Middle Tennessee State. Our school as a whole may be superior but it's silly to think that extends into athletics. Source: Good friends with an athletic trainer. Some of our players literally cannot read.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Thats what I thought too, he [Body]

Output: Thats what I thought too, he runs exactly like him.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Didn't Harbaugh take 2 QBs [Body]

Output: Didn't Harbaugh take 2 QBs per year at Stanford? I wouldn't assume that taking Peters would preclude us from recruiting Costello as well (though it may make it harder to land him).


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] But how will these videos [Body]

Output: But how will these videos help my kids get into college?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Same. I almost had to retake [Body]

Output: Same. I almost had to retake 7th grade since I had 0 work ethic at that point, never really got into extra curriculars in high school, and am now on pace to graduate with honors. Kids have to grow at least in part on their own. My parents, thankfully, encouraged me to pursue my strengths and didn't freak me out about what I was doing "wrong."


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Lol also love that you [Body]

Output: Lol also love that you upvoted this post after the first four down votes to make it look better... keep it up pal


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] ahhhhhhhhhhh SEE YA [Body]

Output: Jesus H. Know when you're beat.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Maybe it has less to do with [Body]

Output: Maybe it has less to do with teaching people not to be offended by assholes, and more to do with teaching people not to *be* assholes.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I like it. You don't hear [Body]

Output: I like it. You don't hear people say things like "faggot" or "that test raped me" on campus very much anymore and that's a good thing. Campaigns like this are a part of that.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I grew up in A2 recently and [Body]

Output: I grew up in A2 recently and never felt the pressure TBH. Sure people stressed about getting into schools, but UM was nothing unique in that regard. A2 schools are top knotch and send about 25% of their graduating classes to UM (and many to better schools), so I think people sort of knew that if they took care of their business in HS they could get in. Then again I wasn't one of the people who got rejected so I may have a biased perspective here.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] "Never has a coach been so [Body]

Output: "Never has a coach been so perfect for a fanbase-the same inferiority complex, taking offense at everything no matter how innocuous, the anger always just below the surface" Unlike you, whose anger is very well above the surface right now.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Good for him. I liked Brady [Body]

Output: Good for him. I liked Brady and still do, and this is a great opportunity for him. If they were still on the schedule I'd be a bit squeamish, but seeing as how we won't play them in the forseeable future I can just wish him the best.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Whatever dude. Notre Dame is [Body]

Output: Whatever dude. Notre Dame is a great school, and coaching there would be an awesome gig for anyone - awesome facilities, high salary, plus he gets to stay with his buddy Aaron Wellman. Now that they're off the schedule I don't see an issue with it, we did fire him after all. It would be crazy to let a rivalry get in the way of a career opportunity like that. I still love the guy and wish him the best. Hopefully he can return to Michigan in some capacity in the future, maybe as DL coach in a couple of years once Harbaugh has established himself.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I think having a fiery guy as [Body]

Output: I think having a fiery guy as HC and a nice guy as your position coach would work a lot better than the other way around, as the last couple of years should have taught us.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Surprised nobody mentioned [Body]

Output: Surprised nobody mentioned the Turbo Tax commercial. 2nd one off the bat and was hilarious imo. Plus, it actually made sense with their product.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Only thing I can think of is, [Body]

Output: Only thing I can think of is, if you had say a 5 mil buyout, at the very least it would be another 5 mil to go to a new coach if Harbaugh ever left. But once again I get why you wouldn't have it in. If I was trying to seal the deal with Harbaugh I would just be trying to get to the finish line as quickly as possible, I wouldn't want to get too hung up in the small stuff like this.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I've thought that second [Body]

Output: I've thought that second point re: the buyout for a while. Harbaugh is going to have NFL callers every year from now until he retires. If he ever wants to go back, there will be multiple teams willing to pick him up and pay his buyout, whatever it is. I can see why they wouldn't bother with one.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Thats not... a real place. [Body]

Output: Thats not... a real place.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I think as people become more [Body]

Output: I think as people become more intellectually aware of the politics of income inequality, they start to see it more in day to day life, especially at a place like Michigan where it's such a big political issue. It's become a much more hot button issue of late especially. It wouldn't surprise me if most of the people saying that they never noticed it went to school a decade or two ago, whereas I think if you asked a UM student today if their financial background has impacted their experience they would say absolutely. I think it says more about today's political climate than anything else.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It's not like [Body]

Output: It's not like people walk around with a sign displaying their financial status. You've clearly never seen a Canada Goose jacket, then...


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] See my sig. It was early in [Body]

Output: See my sig. It was early in the fall of 2012, and after a night of smoking a friend and I decided to head from South Quad to the Union for some 2am Wendy's. When we got there, it was just us and two other students in the entire dining hall. Being the sports-nut that I am, I quickly identified them as none other than Trey Burke and Caris Levert, both also trying to get their late-night Wendy's on. We got in line right as they were finishing up their order. After paying, Trey asked the worker there if he could have some extra ketchup packets, but for some reason the worker refused. My friend and I quickly stepped in, offering to share some of our ketchup packets with him. In return however, we said that they had to promise to make the Final Four. They smiled and agreed. And the rest, as they say, is history.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] As a recent resident of South [Body]

Output: As a recent resident of South Quad (12-13), unfortunately this tradition has faded away. For us it was just a "who can pull the fire alarm the most in one night" competition. No snowballs or anything.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Give me a fucking break. If [Body]

Output: Give me a fucking break. If Harbaugh does this to a 4* OSU commit it's just "good recruiting."


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] I'm sorry, but this is [Body]

Output: I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. Just think of how many times a group of people tackle the ballcarrier and, in falling, someone's head hits someone's knee. With helmets on, that's a non-issue. Without? You're talking about concussions and potential skull fractures (which used to happen all the time before helmets!). Those sorts of events happen every down in a football game. Don't forget that the game of football was almost outlawed due to so many people dying before we introduced modern helmets and safety measures. Someone can come along and correct me on the exact history of it since I'm no expert, but I feel like helmets are used as a scapegoat for concussions when they actually do much more good than harm.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] I don't find this funny at [Body]

Output: I don't find this funny at all.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This is really the question. [Body]

Output: This is really the question. $30k is just a number: what does it mean for you in this specific situation? I had to pick between UM (in-state) and NW. My choice was to get a degree from UM and graduate debt free, or take out some loans for NW. Considering that, there was just no debate - I went to UM, and haven't looked back. If you have the money such that you can graduate from either comfortably without debt, it's another story.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Damn dude [Body]

Output: Got em.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Title] He's going there as an [Body]

Output: He's going there as an assistant, in case that's unclear to anyone who doesn't want to click the link.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I can't argue with your [Body]

Output: I can't argue with your pre-2000 list, but I'd probably give the 2000's to Kanye. 2010's I think has to go to Beyonce at least so far.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] UMichClass2017 offered his [Body]

Output: UMichClass2017 offered his input in a measured and respectful manner, and you responded like this. Who's the douche again?


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] Who says JJ Watt didn't [Body]

Output: Who says JJ Watt didn't actually say that?


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] I'm shocked people can even [Body]

Output: I'm shocked people can even make enough sense of the OP to comment on it. No link, no background info, no sentences with less than 5 grammatical/wording errors.. it's a mess. Edit: Well the OP seems to be cleaned up grammar wise, either that or my brain malfunctioned when reading it initially. Either way, if the story being referred to is this one, it sounds like an upset parent greatly overreacted to a perceived slight and got kicked out as a result. I don't see much of a story outside of politics-bait.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] wat. [Body]

Output: wat.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Indy was thoroughly [Body]

Output: Indy was thoroughly demolished regardless of the inflation of the balls, but that's beside the point. Cheating is cheating, and should be punished. Especially for repeat offenders.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] He made five NBA players in [Body]

Output: He made five NBA players in 2013. Big difference.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] You might want to change the [Body]

Output: You might want to change the title. My aunt had angry cats fired at her, it was a very traumatic experience.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Seattle wins 34-31 Colts win [Body]

Output: Seattle wins 34-31 Colts win 35-28


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Jackson, Ohio [Body]

Output: Jackson, Ohio


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Thailand and the Phillipines [Body]

Output: Thailand and the Phillipines are (thankfully) very different political situations. A better comparison for our sake would be a country like the Netherlands or another European one, where the government is more up to the task. Legalization doesn't guarantee regulation, but it makes it a hell of a lot easier. How often do you see people selling illegally home brewed moonshine anymore? How many marijuana dealers do you think will exist in Colorodo in a few years? I think you'd see a similar effect here. Child prostitution is its own issue that could then be dealt with independently of legal prostitution.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This is an NFL [Body]

Output: This is an NFL staff. Correct me if I'm wrong, but every single position coach has experience in the NFL, as a coach or in this case as an assistant. Have to guess this will help in recruiting, no?


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Title] How would that not be [Body]

Output: How would that not be impermissible benefits? I personally don't think it should be an issue (the players should be able to take gifts from whoever they want imo), but that must technically be against the rules right?


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] Only in that Stanford's [Body]

Output: Only in that Stanford's actual head guy is technically called the "Kissick Family Director of Football Sports Performance" http://www.gostanford.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=30600&ATCLID=208167726 Sounds like he could be second in command?


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] You have my vote, but just [Body]

Output: You have my vote, but just because I don't like the RCBM-ness of having pictures of naked girls all over the place. It's not what the blog is about and it's a little creepy in my opinion.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I don't know why people are [Body]

Output: I don't know why people are brushing this off like there's no way it will happen. People say that since Moeller's issues were only off the field, we're fine having him back. How does that make sense? Wouldn't someone with off the field issues but a good team be exactly the type of person you wouldn't want back? Hoke is well respected throughout the Michigan community, and boosters loved him throughout his coaching tenure right up until the end. As evidenced by JH's press conference, we aren't going to shun him and let his name fall into obscurity like with Rich Rod. I definitely could see him back here as an integral part of the community in the future.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Thanks for the stupid hat [Body]

Output: Thanks for the stupid hat picture Brian, I needed that.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] With a pretty easy schedule, [Body]

Output: With a pretty easy schedule, we should be favored in every game except for MSU and OSU I would think. Assuming we win one of those at home and drop some other game, I'd say 9 or 10 wins is most likely going into the postseason. Like Hoke's first season, this sets up very nicely for a good first impression.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think they're both just as [Body]

Output: I think they're both just as good and I'd be happy with either. I'd guess that it will be up to Durkin and not Harbaugh, but who knows what that will mean. If you think he's a 4-3 guy because that's what Florida is running, keep in mind that Muschamp likely had the final say on what that defense ran. I personally would like a switch to a 3-4. With more and more speed on the field in a typical CFB offense, it wouldn't hurt to switch out a lineman for a linebacker. It's not a big transition from the 4-3 under we run either.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Looks like April [Body]

Output: Looks like April 11th http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/football-spring-game-be-april-11th


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] Odd that we're still looking [Body]

Output: Odd that we're still looking at OL coaches. Hopefully Drevno still works with the OL exclusively in practices. The idea of him plus one more coach working with the OL is great, but if we're just bringing him in to run the offense and not so much to do day-to-day OL work, that makes me a little bit uneasy.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] Well that's a silly [Body]

Output: Well that's a silly overgeneralization to make. Fred Jackson coached RBs and they were bad, so let's just not have a RB coach then if they're all so terrible!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Jim and I had the same middle [Body]

Output: Jim and I had the same middle school gym teacher, 30 years apart. That's my #CoolStoryBro


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Unremarkable presser but who [Body]

Output: Unremarkable presser but who cares, we got our guy!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'll start us off: Jim [Body]

Output: I'll start us off: Jim Harbaugh wired up on the Stanford sidelines for the 2011 Orange Bowl: Mic'd up in London with the 49ers: Harbaugh on Michigan: Etc: WolverineHistorian's tribute "Jim Harbaugh is Coming Home" - a hype video for the occasion Stanford seniors on Harbaugh before his move to the NFL And your moment of zen:


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Title] He knew exactly what he was [Body]

Output: He knew exactly what he was doing. Watch it again.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Generally they'll give you [Body]

Output: Generally they'll give you some goodies at the stadium in exchange for cash donations, too. Like posters and things like that. But yeah, admission is free.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Title] God, I hope he's really in [Body]

Output: God, I hope he's really in this. It might be silly, but part of me thinks he might be taking this opportunity for a stable couple of years before heading back to the NFL. If he's truly convinced himself that he's best fitted for the college game and is in it for the long haul, we could have an all-time great coming to Ann Arbor.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I get the feeling the Raiders [Body]

Output: I get the feeling the Raiders *think* they are still in it, and the NFL reporters are getting their info from that organization and not actually from Harbaugh.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Gregg Henson doesn't know [Body]

Output: Gregg Henson doesn't know shit and him pulling Harbaugh to UM out of his ass before anyone who was actually plugged in was confident enough to call it doesn't change that. "Nothing against Michigan, it's a great school but I have no interest in going there no matter who the head coach is." -Josh Rosen


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The amount of confirmation [Body]

Output: The amount of confirmation bias and outright hostility towards negative reports around here is really getting excessive...


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Title] If he's in, that would be a [Body]

Output: If he's in, that would be a great hire. Not only as a DC, but as a potential in-house replacement for Harbaugh should he jump back to the NFL at one point. Not to get ahead of myself of course....


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 days ago [Title] "Football is not fun when you [Body]

Output: "Football is not fun when you lose. That's a heartbreaking thing. Then there's a new week and new opportunity. I definitely get happier and happier as that new opportunity approaches." Full quote. It's not about us. Unless you have your tinfoil hat on.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Title] That Harbaugh and 49ers will [Body]

Output: That Harbaugh and 49ers will part ways in the 48 hours after the season ends. If Harbaugh says that's bunk, do we accelerate our timetables or what?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Title] On the other hand... I'm sure [Body]

Output: On the other hand... I'm sure Harbaugh has talked to people about loving Michigan. I'm sure he has also mentioned that he wishes he didn't have to deal with some of the locker room issues present in the NFL. People put that together with the fact that he's a previous college coach and that is how they come up with "Harbaugh is 90% to UM." I don't think that anyone really knows anything at this point. It's just an echo chamber of speculation.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I heard Jim Harbaugh once [Body]

Output: I heard Jim Harbaugh once dated someone named Jim Harbaugh.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Seems to me that this is what [Body]

Output: Seems to me that this is what happens when there is a metric fuckton of interest in a story, and an equally major lack of any real info. I feel like this entire drama has just become an echo chamber of insiders without much info bouncing around ideas that they heard earlier in the process from other insiders, getting louder the entire time. I wouldn't be surprised if he was 100% in or 100% out at this point. As Brian said, one group is going to look very silly.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Uhhhh, yeah? Exactly that? [Body]

Output: Uhhhh, yeah? Exactly that? Would you really hide that from one of your best friends, who is also a UM insider?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] They said there was only [Body]

Output: They said there was only enough room in the coffers to offer Harbaugh a 1 year deal, but instead as we will soon find out there was enough money for 8 years! Seriously though, Happy Hanukkah everybody, Harbaugh or no.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I can't decide whether I want [Body]

Output: I can't decide whether I want Harbaugh to come here to see all of the NFL analysts lose their minds, or see him go somewhere in the NFL to see this board lose it's collective mind. Cool your jets guys.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Upvoted for H(arbaugh) [Body]

Output: Upvoted for H(arbaugh) bracket graphic


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Has Football Scoop said [Body]

Output: Has Football Scoop said anything accurate about this coaching search, ever?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's one of the most [Body]

Output: That's one of the most Bleacher Rerport articles I've ever seen. And I mean that in a bad way.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] Could he be saying no because [Body]

Output: Could he be saying no because he wants the job but knows that Harbaugh has already agreed to take it???!!1/!11/??!???!?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] Doesn't mean anything one way [Body]

Output: Doesn't mean anything one way or another. The likelyhood of him coming here is the same after this comment as it was before (still approximately 0.0% chance imho).


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Whaaaaat? Strikes me as a [Body]

Output: Whaaaaat? Strikes me as a pretty big indictment of Alvarez if two separate successful coaches have jumped ship in lateral (at best) moves.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I took "not relevant to [Body]

Output: I took "not relevant to Michigan" as "not relevant to Michigan's coaching search." As the one guy Michigan is guaranteed to not hire after firing Brady Hoke, Brady Hoke is irrelevant to our search. No idea if that's what he meant though.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'll take a stab [Body]

Output: Because it took him six years and a team that starts something like 15 seniors to put together a good record? And because of those other five years he mostly won 6/7 games, getting beaten down by every non-awful team that came his way? I get that he's done more with less than a lot of the guys out there, but his coaching record seems to be much worse than that of Harbaugh or Miles. It's a down year for coaching changes and we could certainly do much worse, but I'm not on that train just yet. He reminds me of any number of mediocre coaches who's name comes up after one good year, only to slip back into mediocrity the next.