Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Great. Another thread saying the exact same thing. Which isn't even accurate. [Title]

Output: Great. Another thread saying


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] A monkey can just record what M says at pressers. Talented reporters -- like the ones at this site, for instance -- break news and or challenge the party line. She just reports what the brass allows her to report. Nothing more. Never goes under the hood. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: A monkey can just record what


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Angelique is a stenographer. She virtually never breaks news or challenges authority. She just reports what she's spoon fed. Wojo is good, though. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Angelique is a stenographer.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I love how at every opportunity he places Franklin's name alog with Harbaugh, Meyer, and Dantonis. As if anyone outside of State College ever puts Franklin on that level. Nobody does. And so far Franklin has shown nothing. [Title]

Output: I love how at every


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] I'm guessing the first thing he'll want to jump on is M's shortage re the sort of big nasty OL's he likes. [Title]

Output: I'm guessing the first thing


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This blog would have a cc thread for any of our rivals. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: This blog would have a cc thread for any of our rivals.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yeah. It wouldn't be at all insulting to hoke if he were asked to come sit for a photo with the guy who replaced him. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Yeah. It wouldn't be at all


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It's highly unlikely that M will have to pay SF anything. By most accounts, NFL contracts are restrictive only re the NFL. A coach can quit the NFL, and therefore his NFL contract, at any time, without penalty. It's unlikely Harbaugh's contract prohibits him from leaving for the college ranks. I'm not sure such a contract would even be legal. [Title]

Output: It's highly unlikely that M


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Why would he hire Wheatley as OC when he's never been anything more than a RB coach? Just because he once played for Michigan does not make him qualified. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Why would he hire Wheatley as


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Thank you for saying this. It's unbelievable that people care who makes the uniforms -- especially since it's the school that makes the ultimate call on what it will and won't wear. And at this point, post-Brandon, it seems unlikely the school will venture too far from the traditional looks. As long as the team improves, I'd be happy if Underoos makes the uniforms. [Title]

Output: Thank you for saying this.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Dude, this was posted yesterday. Cumong. [Title]

Output: Dude, this was posted


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Double post delete. Sorry. [Title]

Output: Double post delete. Sorry.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Dantonio, Narduzzi and the rest of MSU's defensive staff have been together for a long time. By now, presumably, they're all pretty much on the same page. I wouldn't expect a huge dropoff. But here's hoping I'm wrong. [Title]

Output: Dantonio, Narduzzi and the


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Given Harbaugh's strong emphasis on tight-ends, you'd think Clark would be thrilled. [Title]

Output: Given Harbaugh's strong


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I don't believe any coaches strictly abide by this purported "honor code." It's totally fine to keep recruiting players who've given verbal commitments elsewhere. Commits are fair game until they sign or say "please stop recruiting me." [Title]

Output: I don't believe any coaches


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Hard to say what our decommits will do. Generally, though, Harbaugh's arrival would no doubt have a sensational impact on this recruiting class. He's one of the true coaching rock stars. He'll pull at least a few big recruits. Also, given his reputation with QBs, don't be surprised if he makes a serious run at one of the most coveted QB recruits -- to go along with Malzone, presumably. (Given that M has no established QBs, I could see Harbaugh taking two this year. Yes, it's a small class. But all coaching changes bring attrition, and this class could easily exceed 16). Four of the top QB prospects -- Rosen, Town, White, Browning -- are from California, where Harbaugh's reputation looms especially large. All four are committed elsewhere. But here's guessing at least one of them would return Harbaugh's calls. [Title]

Output: Hard to say what our


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Trade impacts chances in no way. Harbaugh can leave the nfl whenever he wants. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Trade impacts chances in no


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Body] They need to bite the bullet, do the right thing, and blow this team up for draft-picks. Maybe keep Drummond and build around him -- if he's willing to be the anchor of a total rebuild. Which he may not be. Beyond him, they really have a bunch of replaceable and poorly matched parts. Monroe is good but not great. And he doesn't want to be here anyway. [Title]

Output: They need to bite the bullet,


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Body] By most accounts, neither of those schools wanted him ahead of the guys they ended up hiring. [Title]

Output: By most accounts, neither of


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] Yup. And it's not as if Schlissel can control Harbaugh's thoughts and actions. Schlissel acted surely. He put a (hopefully, evidently) competent AD in place. And the AD has ample money to offer Harbaugh. The rest is out of Schlissel's hands. Also, if we're to glean anything from comments made by botth Schissel and Hackett, it's that M has limited its candidate-pool to coaches who haven't taken "short-cuts." That's a bold statement -- especially if they hold true to it. We'll see. [Title]

Output: Yup. And it's not as if


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] His apology seemed unnecessary. M has allowed in athletes with substandard grades. Some of these students have no doubt struggled. The recent graduation rate is great. But M, like so many other schools, has frequently steered students down the ol' General Studies/Kinesiology path. Neither is necessarily bad. But they tend to be the paths of least resistence, academically speaking. I assume a brilliant educator like Schlissel, having reviewed everything, had reason to come to his initial conclusion. He simply thinks M could do better on this front. Which is true. His apology, I'd imagine, was mostly a diplomatic one. [Title]

Output: His apology seemed


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] I think he's been terrific so far. Speaks the truth. Isn't another drone. Has his priorities straight. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I think he's been terrific so


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] If you're the sort of person who commands 6-7 million, then you're the sort of person who notices the difference. Nobody gets that salary by accident. [Title]

Output: If you're the sort of person


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Yeah. Wrong. All impartial media watchdog organizations deem Fox by far the most inaccurate and biased major news organization. It's not even close. And there are plenty of respectable organizations. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Yeah. Wrong. All impartial


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I believe Feldman. I can't imagine Schlissel was okay with $48 million. And I wouldn't blame him. It's ridiculous. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I believe Feldman. I can't


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Well, if we learn that he's strung along his alma mater simply in order to leverage a better NFL deal, there would be reason to feel at least some resentment toward him. Business is business. But, dude, it's your school, man. [Title]

Output: Well, if we learn that he's


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yeah the OP's question definitely necessitated its own thread. Because it's so different from all other salary threads. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Yeah the OP's question


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I want Harbaugh as much as anyone. But for M to pay that much would not reflect well on the school. It's unseemly. Let Alabama do that. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I want Harbaugh as much as


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I do love when jocks hold press conferences to say they're not going to do something. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I do love when jocks hold


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 5 days ago [Body] In terms of overall college experience and quality, I can't imagine going from Michigan to WVU. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: In terms of overall college


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] No, I think that's how readers of this blog will feel. Most outsiders assume Harbaugh is a long-shot. There are plenty of high-caliber candidates out there. If Michigan lands a Miles, Stoops, or Mora, the hire will be generally praised. [Title]

Output: No, I think that's how


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Michigan doesn't need to "freeze" its few remaining recruits. Hackett said the coach will be hired by the beginning of the year. Recruits won't be doing much in the meantime. And there's no need to make a hasty hire just to satisfy the whims of a few recruits. That would be incredibly short-sighted. Make the best hire, not the fastest. Think long-term. [Title]

Output: Michigan doesn't need to


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Stoops would definitely be a home-run hire. But I haven't seen any substantial evidence that he's available. A bunch of columnists have suggested that he should go to Michigan. But nobody has indicated that he's among the candidates. [Title]

Output: Stoops would definitely be a


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Dantonio's yearly salary isn't actually that high. He made a higher figure last year due to performance bonuses, etc. [Title]

Output: Dantonio's actual yearly


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] You're seriously an idiot. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: You're seriously an idiot.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I find the whole thing about Mormon coaches feeling uncomfortable outside of "Mormon" states to be a little presumptuous and false. Yes, I'm sure some Mormons prefer to stick close to "home." But Mormons live all over the place. In fact, doing so is encouraged by their church. So I think non-Mormons jump to conclusions about their desires and priorities. Consider also that Mormon schools/state schools are probably just more likely to hire Mormon coaches. Just saying. [Title]

Output: I find the whole thing about


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Don't you think it would be odd if M didn't endeavor to cover all its bases and protect itself? It would be pretty reckless to just sit back and assume JH is coming. Relax, dude. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Don't you think it would be


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It's really simple. Get an exciting coach and exciting recruits follow. Happens every time. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: It's really simple. Get an


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] He had to call the cops to get his girlfriend to leave? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: He had to call the cops to get his girlfriend to leave?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Gil Brandt is such an ass. He's the guy reporters call when they need somebody to say something quotable. He's been out of the game for a while. He's not a viable source. Go back and look at how many inaccurate statements he's made over the years. Just loves to seem relevant when he isn't. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Gil Brandt is such an ass.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Gil Brandt has long been one of the biggest windbags in football. He talks to anyone who calls himself a reporter. And he hasn't been connected in years. [Title]

Output: Gil Brandt has long been one


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] This is no biggie. We've got a handful of promising and fast receivers on deck. I'm excited to see what Harris, Ways, and Canteen do next year. [Title]

Output: This is no biggie. We've got


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] But what do his owner and GM think? [Title]

Output: But what do his owner and GM


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Main plus of Stoops over Harbaugh would be that each season wouldn't involve endless questions re whether he will jump the nfl. Stoops would be here to stay. That counts. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Main plus of Stoops over


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] He beat Bama in a bcs bowl last year. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: He beat Bama in a bcs bowl last year.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Wow. A guy on reddit said this? Really? You have to post every random comment on every random board? You're really that credulous? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Wow. A guy on reddit said


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] If they land Harbaugh, blue-chip recruits will immediately come running. He'll be fending them off with a paddle. Totally worth it. [Title]

Output: If they land Harbaugh,


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Nebraska is nowhere near as good a job as Michigan. Florida is. But they're about even. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Nebraska is nowhere near as


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] You're so misguided, it's funny. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: You're so misguided, it's funny.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It's a public school. USC is private. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: It's a public school. USC is private.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Dungy is an old bigot who got rich by branding his "integrity" Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Dungy is an old bigot who got rich by branding his "integrity"


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Pinkel is not a guy that the fan-base would consider a cool and exciting pick. He's okay. But nothing to celebrate. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Pinkel is not a guy that the


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Pretty much every published list of potential candidates has included Mullen. [Title]

Output: Pretty much every published


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If it's a top coach no one has mentioned, my money's on Mora or Richt. Both run good, clean programs. Both have pro-style philosophies. UCLA can't match the money we'd provide. And GA has gotten stale for Richt. [Title]

Output: If it's a top coach no one


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Title] lol [Body]

Output: I actually went back and added the 10 month thing after I typed it and then read it. I figured it was only a matter of time before someone added this. My dad always told me dirty minds think alike.


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Title] pillow pet [Body]

Output: My 10 month old daughter loves the pillow pet. It is very soft and easy for her to grab and play with.


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Leaving work early today [Body]

Output: Did a lot this week at work, so I'm leaving early today. Heading to Akron in the morning to see the in-laws. Get to take my 9 month old to the kiddie pool tomorrow. While she is going to enjoy it, I can't help but think of the kiddie pool as the "pee-pee" pool. Immediate shower after!


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Live in Lexington [Body]

Output: I live in Lexington and work for UK. They have already turned over cars and burned couches for the last two games, so win or lose couches are going to burn again tonight. They need to come up with something better.


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Title] In 1993 [Body]

Output: In 1993 I was in basic training in South Carolina. My drill was a UNC fan and he knew I was a Michigan fan. The morning after the game he comes in to the barracks and says, “Private lexgoblue, your boys lost, AND they can’t count. DROP!” I had no idea what he was talking about. I did so many pushups that I lost count (and still had to go do muscle failure PT). I did not see what really happened and why I got smoked until a few months later. When I was accepted into Michigan a few years after that, this was one of the first things that popped into my head. Chris Webber…you got me smoked…sigh.


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] What about the gambling aspect? [Body]

Output: The basketball tournament also has a large gambling history associated with it, so people who would never watch a college basketball game are filling out their brackets and tuning in. Not all the bets are for money either (sadly my wife has bragging rights this year). Would a four team football playoff (or eight) generate even close to this kind of attention?


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Mitosis and anal sex [Body]

Output: During a lesson on mitosis, I had a student ask me if a girl could get pregnant through anal sex...his cousin, who was also in my class, then proceeded to ask him if he had eggs up his ass. Hell, even I had to laugh at that one.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] Me too. [Body]

Output: This is how I found mgoblog too. I can't believe it has been that long.


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Title] My wife [Body]

Output: My wife (and Charles Woodson)


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Simulacrum [Body]

Output: I believe the term you are looking for is simulacrum (the copy of a copy). Just had to get my nerdiness in.


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Major problem here in KY [Body]

Output: My wife was treating a patient who had previously broken her arm several weeks ago. The woman came into the hospital trying to get more pain meds but was refused. The patient stepped out to go smoke and used the curb to rebreak her arm. Desparate act of a highly addicted, desparate woman.


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Lexington [Body]

Output: I'm driving from Lexington, KY to Akron to pick up my father-in-law and then heading to AA. It will be about 8 hrs in the car.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] New Wolverine Coming [Body]

Output: I found out yesterday my wife and I are having a baby. Posbangs all around!!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] My Concern [Body]

Output: Emotion. Coming off of such a huge emotional game, I do worry about the team's emotional level not just for the game but also during the practices this week. This is when the coaches and team leaders need to step up and keep the young players focused. I wouldn't be surprised to see M come out a little flat at the start of the game, but I fully expect this team to find their focus and relentlessly score on Purdue.


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] Vinopal [Body]

Output: Vinopal's stop of the RB at the line on 3rd and 1. Huge play.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Amazing!!! [Body]

Output: My voice is gone! It was worth it!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Dantonio [Body]

Output: It is nice to see Dantonio back on the sidelines again.


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Pigskin Picks [Body]

Output: Maybe I wasn't completely crazy for picking NW over MSU in Pigskin Picks. Long way to go though.


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] PSU [Body]

Output: As much as I want to get a better feel for Penn State for next week, I don't know if I can stand to watch them play Minnesota. Zzzz.


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Position Swap [Body]

Output: "Position Swap" sounds like something you'd find late night on Cinemax.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Braylon Conundrum [Body]

Output: I remember two distinct things about Braylon on campus: 1. When he was with the track team, he always parked his SUV on the sidewalk just outside the indoor track. This to me was an "athlete of privilege" thing that he was allowed to get away with just like other high profile athletes. 2. He took his time to sign a small stack of programs for me that I gave out to inner-city high school kids. It was an amazing gesture. I'm conflicted about him.


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] VT "Special" Teams [Body]

Output: I usually associate VT with good special teams. They are playing "special" tonight.


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Ugly uniform contest? [Body]

Output: If this is an ugly uniform contest, I think it would be a tie. My eyes hurt.


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Let's Go Blue! [Body]

Output: Let's Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Title] 7-5 [Body]

Output: 7-5


Input: [Date] 5 years 13 weeks ago [Title] My wife. [Body]

Output: My wife was a two time All American on the UM track team. I have all kinds of funny stories about her, but I would like to stay married.


Input: [Date] 5 years 14 weeks ago [Title] How about the Market Square [Body]

Output: My seething rage after Michigan's last Alamo Bowl appearance has clouded my memory (stupid Sun Belt officials) but I seem to remember having some fun at the Market Square (El Mercado). It's about 10ish blocks from the riverwalk, but not as crowded. Some of the stores were selling junk but not all. Great food there as well.


Input: [Date] 5 years 16 weeks ago [Title] I prefer Woodford as well [Body]

Output: I have a bottle at home with my name engraved on it (gift from the in-laws). Once in awhile I like to say, "There's a bottle of bourbon at home with my name on it!"


Input: [Date] 5 years 16 weeks ago [Title] How about [Body]

Output: The Victor (and just call him Victor)


Input: [Date] 5 years 19 weeks ago [Title] In Lexington [Body]

Output: I have been in Lexington for almost two years. Last year we had some furniture delivered to our house and I started talking to the delivery guys about UK basketball. They both said they don't care if there are any violations as long as UK wins a national championship. MANY people here think the same way.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Not sure I get your point. By definition, all 5th years have redshirted. Why does it matter whether the redshirt was for injury or otherwise? Also, how do you differentiate between injury and not - physically unable to participate in 12 games, 8 games, 2 games, 4 practices...? [Title]

Output: Not sure I get your point.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Turnovers can also be an effect of winning and losing, not just a cause. If you are losing and time is becoming a factor, you might start calling riskier plays and embrace a higher likelihood of turning the ball over. Conversly, if you're winning, you might call more conservative plays with a lower probability of turning the ball over. [Title]

Output: Turnovers can also be an


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] This inflation thing must be really bad - price changed $5 between when you typed the subject vs the comment. [Title]

Output: This inflation thing must be


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Maybe, but baseball's all-star game is still better than any of the other sports. [Title]

Output: Maybe, but baseball's


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Bison is good and is relatively lean. The downside of Bison (in my experience) is the burgers tend to crumble (perhaps this is because they are lean?) [Title]

Output: Bison is good and is


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] This implies the person to which you were responded is much less intelligent than average as the betting lines are set by the average money being spent not some super insightful guru. [Title]

Output: This implies the person to


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Not "head west to Nebraska" but rather "head to west Nebraska" (as in go to the westside of the state) [Title]

Output: Not "head west to Nebraska"


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Sizist [Title]

Output: Sizist


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] Rudock it. [Title]

Output: Rudock it.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] Heard that Stallman has great hops - like a kangaroo. [Title]

Output: Heard that Stallman has great


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Trying to ascribe motivations to actions? You guys are making it way too hard. If you like the person/institution they did it for the right reasons, if you don't like them then it is clear evidence that they are, in fact, evil. [Title]

Output: Trying to ascribe motivations


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Now I feel really bad that I added that last line. [Title]

Output: Now I feel really bad that I


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I well written reasoned response, but hit much broader point than I made. My only point was cutting (getting rid of them because they are not good enough at football) someone the day before NSD is not really different than cutting someone after. I didn't say that someone was actually cut in OSUs case, nor did I comment on whether the circumstances in OSUs case were (or were not) appropriate. [Title]

Output: I well written reasoned


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] You're mixing the particulars of the OSU case into what was supposed to be a general statement. If a kid is cut (that is let go simply because he wasn't good enough at football, regardless of the official reason) so to make room to add another kid, it shouldn't matter that timing of that occuring. I DID NOT SAY that OSU cut the kid, nor did I say that the medical was inappropriate. You seem to be defending against assertations that weren't made. Oh yea, and get off Urban's dick. [Title]

Output: You're mixing the particulars


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Hard to say whether this was done to make room on the team or because of a medical issue. But, wouldn't it be nice to have better scholarship rules so that incentives aren't created for pushing guys off the team. [Title]

Output: Hard to say whether this was


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Your moral high ground comment in combination with an avatar that appears to be a bottle of booze next to a college football helmet struck me as funny. Not really sure why. [Title]

Output: Your moral high ground


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This was covered early, but I think back dating incoming players only helps in the 25/year restriction. My understanding is Pipkins leaving doesn't impact this. [Title]

Output: This was covered early, but I


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I don't buy the timing implication that it would be okay to cut him before signing day, but not after. If you're cutting someone to make room for someone else, why should it matter whether the new person is officially in the fold or not. [Title]

Output: I don't buy the timing


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] We had a carom off one DE recruit yesterday but hit this one dead on. [Title]

Output: Carom


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] He'll have to transfer back first. [Title]

Output: He'll have to transfer back


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] 2 out of 3 Ron Johnsons prefer Michigan. [Title]

Output: 2 out of 3 Ron Johnsons


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Never heard that one, but I always liked the one about Sisyphus who flew too close to the top of the hill only to roll down. [Title]

Output: Never heard that one, but I


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] 5star by Kornblue relative to others kickers, not a 5 star on Rivals... For all football players. [Title]

Output: 5star by Kornblue relative to


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Another bad eucalyptus trip? [Title]

Output: Another bad eucalyptus trip?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Funny, I thought it referenced curling. [Title]

Output: Funny, I thought it


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Maybe yelling is his normal voice. [Title]

Output: Maybe yelling is his normal


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] And what's the fun in that???? #failurefixed [Title]

Output: And what's the fun in


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Being that he is a big dude, my only concern is that on one of these trips, he might get the airplane seat next to me. [Title]

Output: Being that he is a big dude,


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The urban myth is when Wilt Chamberlin was ased "How's the weather up there?" He would spit on the asker's head and say "It's raining". [Title]

Output: The urban myth is when Wilt


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Body] How do transfers and walk-ons who you want to give a scholly count? [Title]

Output: How do transfers and walk-ons


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Well, the original post says [Body]

Output: Well, the original post says "principal," so go be that guy to the OP


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This doesn't pass the smell test [Body]

Output: I don't post much, but I'm reading these comments and I really want them to be true, but they just seem "off" There is the claim that this has been an agreement in principal for nearly a month. A month ago, Michigan had just beaten IU, had 3 games left, and a potential bowl game. Do we really believe that the decision to fire Brady Hoke was done before the Northwestern football game? How does that even line up with when Brandon was "resigned" and Hackett took over? If this were true, that the agreement was done in principal for nearly a month and that a week ago, it was a done deal, then the entire speech by Hackett about swim lanes and doing due diligence and all that was all just a bunch of bunk, because a deal was already done according to this.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Why not [Body]

Output: put a different QB in the game? I'm thinking what Hoke is meaning to say is that the ref told him that even if he did call a time-out, then DG would still have to sit a play...which is completely wrong, but there you go. Thing is, there are about 5 QB's on the roster. Any one of them could've run out there and did a hand-off or you could run a direct snap to the RB. I mean, if you're just wasting a play, then go ahead and waste it. Then once he found out that he could call a time-out, but Morris was already out there, then...call a time-out. There's some more dumn logic right there, "Well, the ref finally told me i could call a timeout and get DG back in the game, but I looked out there and saw Morris ready to go and said, screw it." Is that what an intelligent football coach sounds like these days?


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Right! There was a rumor [Body]

Output: that he had died and then he came back. Makes you wonder...


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] saw Ben Bredeson at the spring practice [Body]

Output: no way he is 6' 5" 275. I'm 6 4 and he was shorter than me. Nice to see the staff at WWE is in charge of these heights and weights Still, he did get an offer, so there must be something there.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] ran it before, but skipped it this year [Body]

Output: We always go down and tailgate for the spring game. We get up early in the morning and it's a full day of drinking. Drink and tailgate before the practice, then head to AA and hit the breweries. Makes it kind of tough to get up the next morning and run 5k. Were there bands and stuff playing along the side of the course? In years past, there were several performances being done as you ran along. Thought that was kind of nice before. I have noticed that the bottleneck is always there with this race and it was hilly in the past. Did they run the same course as before? Most 5ks get sorted out by the first quarter mile. In the past, they even had signage out to try to seperate the faster and slower walkers/runners, but most ignore them. When I did run it, it took about the entire first mile to get sorted out. That's rough. I usually just treat this as a fun run and don't worry about my time. You can wait however long you want to start, though, as your time doesn't start until your feet cross the starting line. Considered waiting in the past, but haven't actually done it. I like a nice, flat course to try for PR's and such I ask, because a couple of us are considering running this in the future, but we'd really have to tone down our spring practice day festivities. DId they use the actual banner this year or was it a mock banner? In the past, they used a mock banner, because they wanted to reserve the actual banner for gamedays and such. I really wish they had this race another weekend. We have an hour drive and that makes it kind of rough to drive down and back for the spring practice and then come back to AA the next day. I don't want to get a hotel room just to run this race.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] People would really pay money for a [Body]

Output: football signed by Hoke? What? is he a legend or something? Don't get me wrong. I like Hoke and all, but I'm not dying to get a football signed by him. Is anyone else?


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] 2pm time stinks liked the [Body]

Output: 2pm time stinks liked the noon start wonder why the change?


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] i dislike both teams [Body]

Output: but I do love watching OSU lose


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Hi everyone [Body]

Output: Go Blue!!


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] nevermind [Body]

Output: now, it's magically working. Odd


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] I click the green arrow [Body]

Output: but nothing happens.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] so i tried to posbang [Body]

Output: and I can't I tried reading FAQ and emailing twice, no response... is there some secret to this? Thought I'd save this question for a thread like this.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] thanks for posting early, [Body]

Output: I wouldn't have checked later and it would have been too late. I forgot to watch the bball game thursday, because no helpful posters posted early game threads...


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] If he wants to look tough, [Body]

Output: he can wear one of those M logo Carhartts


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Are they going to have the 6 year old [Body]

Output: as a guest to breakdown the Michigan O? Then Brady can come on and say "They're wrong!!"


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] so what is his fake 40? [Body]

Output: They might run a fake field goal


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] so sick of seeing this [Body]

Output: They keep saying that Purdue used up all of their scholarships and that is the ONLY reason that GR3 chose to go to Michigan. Has he said that? Why would it be so hard to believe that Michigan could beat out Purdue? Yeah, I know Dad went there, but sons don't always go to the same school as their dad. Is anyone else sick of seeing this?


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] How long does it take [Body]

Output: for a Verlander or a Cabrera to finally pull someone aside and say, "You've gotta get this guy out of here. I'm tired of wasting myself only to see this bum pitch like that."


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I don't know [Body]

Output: anyone that loves Valverde. Of course, they want him to succeed, because if he fails, the Tigers lose. That doesn't mean that anyone loves him.


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] We don't KNOW [Body]

Output: that it's weed. THere could be anything in that cigarette. Come on.


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Oh Boy! [Body]

Output: a fat guy giving out "free" donuts. Remember, nothing is "free" when you're paying these prices for tickets. Just what the people of MI need is more donuts. They should be handing out carrots or something.


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] That block was awesome [Body]

Output: but i really loved the dunk near the end, too. I understood what it meant!


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] awesome! [Body]

Output: I immediately set it as my background Thanks!


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Sorry about your situation [Body]

Output: but thank you for sharing and thanks to everyone else for sharing their insight into the problem. I found this post very educational and will be on the look out and I am not naive in any way whatsoever. I've almost got pulled into 2 scams, myself. Someone mails you a postcard talking about something to sell you and then they start asking for personal information and wanting you to pay with a credit card over the phone. I had already given a ton of information without even thinking and then as I started to read off my credit card #, I got this weird feeling in my gut. I then simply said, "On 2nd thought, I don't want your book. Never contact me again and delete my information from your server." The person on the other side didn't even try to talk me out of it. I got a simple, "OK" and then they hung up. They knew I had wised up at the last second. The thought that went through my head was, "Wait! I'm going to give my credit card # to this complete stranger that contacted me." Beware of deals where they contact you. If you go out and seek something, it's one thing, but if they contact you with a deal...watch out The 2nd one was when this company left an empty vial on my mailbox offerring a free water testing. I knew my water wasn't that great, so thought, "hey what a wonderful oppurtunity." I filled up the vial and put it back on the side of my mailbox just like the card said to do. A couple of days later, I got a call telling me how horrible my water was and that hey wanted to send a guy out. I said, "OK" and this guy comes out and tests my water again and wants to sell me this filtration system. As soon as he asked me for my credit card information, i started having this weird feeling. People need to trust this weird feeling. It is your brain telling you that something is wrong. I picked up his card and walked over to my desktop and typed his company into Google. The entire first page was filled with entries of scams related to this company. I calmly picked up my phone, took a pic of the guy, and told him to get out. When I took the pic of him, he had this look of horror on his face. Then he packed up his stuff and left. I never contacted the authorities about it The first one with the book, i put in google, too and it came back with scam entries. Thing about a lot of scams, they have already got some other people and they've talked about it on the internet and it will show up on google. Before making some purchase like that, it's good to google it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] "The Zone" does exist [Body]

Output: I've been in it many times. When it happens to me, it's usually when I'm shooting a rifle. Everything falls away and you're just going through the motions and hitting everything. Nothing else matters right then and there. You just cannot miss. I don't think it has anything to do with luck or momentum. Many people have discussed having this feeling. When Trey took the shot, I didn't think it was going to go in. Even after the shot went in, I figured it was going to just be another gut shot to us Michigan fans and either Michigan would find a way to lose or Kansas would find a way to win, I didn't cheer until Kansas missed the final 3 pointer and the last seconds ticked off the clock. Then I jumped off my couch and started screaming. It was a strange feeling, from the opening tip until the very end, I thought Michigan would lose the game and was just surprised at the end. This happens to me sometimes. As Michigan inched closer, I just started to get more and more irritated that they would actually tease me into making it close instead of just comfortably losing by 10.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] A lot of sports are rigged [Body]

Output: in Order of how rigged, I can list some 1) NBE (National Basketball Entertainment, not NBA) 2) Boxing 3) WWE wrestling 4) NFL football I can't believe this is still being questioned. The NBA has been rigged for years. Several people have come out and revealed this, but the NBA administration finds a way to discredit those individuals. I'm just surprised that they players act surprised anymore. They already know what's going on. They could even be implicit in the fix as far as I'm concerned.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Who's Horton? [Body]

Output: I just don't see JB using those guys at the 4/5. There's no perimeter threat in those 4 players. I think he likes his 4 to be a perimeter threat. We might WANT him to play that line-up, but I don't think we'll see it that often.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] I've seen Irvin compared to [Body]

Output: Eric Gordon I like that comparison even more.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] doubletake [Body]

Output: I thought you wrote, "if there was more brain in our diet" HaHa


Input: [Date] 2 hours 24 min ago [Body] I think Ed is good but I definitely miss Karsch. He was able to put the fact that he went to MSU behind to be a great interviewer and analyst for Michigan. [Title]

Output: I think Ed is good but I


Input: [Date] 2 hours 52 min ago [Body] It makes Debord seem like an ass but you've got to be ready for the games with uptempo offenses and staying on the field. You've got to build an endurance rather than babying them or you're not going to play well when you're tired in the 4th quarter. [Title]

Output: It makes Debord seem like an


Input: [Date] 8 hours 21 min ago [Body] We better get some damn good players. If we get a bag of balls for him I'm not going to be happy. [Title]

Output: We better get some damn good


Input: [Date] 9 hours 6 min ago [Body] Huge tells MSU people to shut up when they're being obnoxious so he gets points from me even though his act is terrible. [Title]

Output: Huge tells MSU people to shut


Input: [Date] 9 hours 34 min ago [Body] Our 2010 team didn't have much talent either but got much better in 2011 just by being in position. I expect the same kind of improvement in offense as we had in the defense with this coaching staff. I don't expect us to be blowing people off the ball but I think you can start to see some more big run plays and less interceptions. We can make a big improvement if we do those two things. [Title]

Output: Our 2010 team didn't have


Input: [Date] 9 hours 38 min ago [Body] When we won the big ten in basketball the first time the analysts picked us to finish at the bottom of the big ten due to the previous year being bad and losing DeShawn Sims and Manny Harris. Bottom line is you've got to see a few games first to know what you've got. [Title]

Output: When we won the big ten in


Input: [Date] 9 hours 44 min ago [Body] People are always overly cautious during a coaching change if you look at our last transition. When you have Harbaugh, a bunch of games bungled away last year by the coach, a majority of our players returning for the first time in years, and MSU and Ohio both at home, you're bound to be a little undervalued. [Title]

Output: People are always overly


Input: [Date] 9 hours 52 min ago [Body] We now have a better coach than them anyways. Their coach is going to be an ass regardless and we can't play games in July. [Title]

Output: We now have a better coach


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Body] In basketball we've had the success and our recruiting has gotten worse from the days of us getting Mitch McGary or Derrick Walton. In football, we did fine last year recruiting with a coach on the hot seat. Butch Jones, James Franklin, Charlie Strong, and Brady Hoke had great first year classes. Why can Harbaugh not after being on tv late in the NFL playoffs for the last 4 years? [Title]

Output: In basketball we've had the


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Body] You need players too to win as well as coach. I'm sick and tired of recruits we have been in on in basketball spurning us to go to Kentucky and Duke and those schools winning championships. If the same thing happens in football as our miss rate has been higher than I can ever remember at Michigan for this class, they'll wind up at places like Alabama, Florida State, and of course Ohio State. Guess which teams were in the playoffs this year? Guess which teams have won the last three championships? Even your poster child for recruiting not mattering in MSU has a losing record to Ohio State and has never played in a NCG. Lets cut the bs and realize we need the best players coming in to win. [Title]

Output: You need players too to win


Input: [Date] 1 day 8 hours ago [Body] A guy offered by Uconn, Syracuse, and Air Force. How's it going to go when he faces Ohio State's secondary who's three deep has been offered by everyone in the country. [Title]

Output: A guy offered by Uconn,


Input: [Date] 1 day 8 hours ago [Body] What's happening with recruiting that we're getting whipped like this? We had three highly regarded TEs in three classes with a defensive line coach in Hoke and now that we have a highly successful NFL coach at that position we have nobody at the TE position who wants to play here. [Title]

Output: What's happening with


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Body] This is where DD proves his worth. We better get some good pieces for Price. Hopefully in the bullpen. [Title]

Output: This is where DD proves his


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Body] Football will never leave the top spot in America even if less people are playing it. It's the Super Bowl vs. the MLS championship. [Title]

Output: Football will never leave


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Body] Hiring Mel Peason and getting the big ten to have MSU play twice in a row in Ann Arbor are the only 2 things left. [Title]

Output: Hiring Mel Peason and getting


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Body] Yeah. Things like fan relations are important to being AD but if he hired Schiano and we signed Nike for 1 million a year he would be just another AD. [Title]

Output: Yeah. Things like fan


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Body] That looks more like Thad Matta to be honest. [Title]

Output: That looks more like Thad


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Body] Are we now the big ten big ten network facebook page who posts something about Urban Meyer and Ohio State every day? So far this week, they've posted about a butter statue of Urban, a dummy prank, Cardale Jones tossing a boy into a pool, is Urban Meyer the best coach in college today, and breaking down reigning national champion Ohio State's qb options. [Title]

Output: Are we now the big ten big


Input: [Date] 2 days 10 hours ago [Body] I'd definitely take him but I'm not sure that it would look good for us to take someone denied by another big ten school but it could be non academic related. [Title]

Output: I'd definitely take him but


Input: [Date] 2 days 11 hours ago [Body] Agreed. Hopefully we can still get Bridges if he wanted to go here. Hopefully we don't get too complacent as other big ten teams are starting to get better recruits and lose our foothold in the league. [Title]

Output: Agreed. Hopefully we can


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Body] Looks like Dantonio is making space after cutting ties with a recruit a few days ago and this. [Title]

Output: Looks like Dantonio is making


Input: [Date] 3 days 25 min ago [Body] Best case: We win every game by 50 enroute to a national championship while Urban Meyer leaves for Utah State. Worst Case: We lose 77-7 to UNLV and go 0-12. Jabrill Peppers breaks his ankle on the first series against Utah and is out for the season. Jim Harbaugh leaves coaching to open a Culvers and we hire co-head coaches of Rich Rod and Brady Hoke. [Title]

Output: Best case: We win every game


Input: [Date] 3 days 29 min ago [Body] I wonder what the Spartan reaction to this is. If Michigan let him back on the team, they would be crying foul. [Title]

Output: I wonder what the Spartan


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Body] Agreed. Women are qualified enough to coach football but it's going to be hard to find a female who has the experience to do it compared to sports like baseball or basketball where there's a female equivalent in playing it. [Title]

Output: Agreed. Women are qualified


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Body] Also, if they did it like in past years, the line for Harbaugh might end in Saline. [Title]

Output: Also, if they did it like in


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Body] I wish the adults could still get autographs and go but the ebay people ruin it for the genuine Michigan fans. [Title]

Output: I wish the adults could still


Input: [Date] 4 days 9 hours ago [Body] 90 percent of Ohio is rolling farm lands. It's no surprise that they are what they are without another college team and such a big state. [Title]

Output: 90 percent of Ohio is rolling


Input: [Date] 4 days 11 hours ago [Body] I think 2015 was a pretty terrible recruiting class on par with 2011 but 2014 was a relatively good class that just had only 16 players bringing it down. [Title]

Output: I think 2015 was a pretty


Input: [Date] 4 days 12 hours ago [Body] August 8th: Upshur announcement day [Title]

Output: August 8th: Upshur


Input: [Date] 4 days 12 hours ago [Body] I'm not sure he has a huge dislike for Urban Meyer. He just has a huge ego and a need to be a dick to everyone possible at all times. [Title]

Output: I'm not sure he has a huge


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Title] At least you're acknowledging [Body]

Output: At least you're acknowledging the casual sexism, even if you're attempting to dismiss it. Looks like the "feminists" are slowly winning you over.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Well, it's on Good Morning America [Body]

Output: Well, it's on Good Morning America, so hopefully this is going to move the needle a bit, at least to clarify what the sideline staff actually did and did not do.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Brandon's Corporate Culture [Body]

Output: I'll say it again--Michigan was proud to get the former CEO of a pizza company whose immediate ad campaign under new leadership was 'Our product is the worst in the country, but we're working on it.."


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Gravity's Rainbow [Body]

Output: Honestly, GR is the paradigmatic Pynchon novel, plus the banana breakfast scene is one of the greatest in 20th century lit, let alone his own oeuvre.


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Criteria for this list... [Body]

Output: Seems like most of the texts on the list are there for their style, and I'm not sure the pure aesthetic style of the Bible speaks even to many of the people who read it regularly.


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Title] No offense, but... [Body]

Output: I've never read a single article on this blog and thought "wow, that reminds me of DFW," even though I really enjoy the writing. More like Vonnegut, honestly, with the insight, playfulness, sharp changes in subject. No one will ever sound like DFW again, and 1) that's good and 2) I really wish he were still alive and writing. Or just alive, not to be selfish.


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] World Football Leagues [Body]

Output: The point made about (non-American) football leagues is true only to a certain point. For example, the Premiere League does not have a playoff, yet clubs work hard to finish in the top four so they qualify for the European Champions League, which is a tournament. Most (all?) football clubs compete in many tournaments in addition to the competing in the league in which they are based--ask Wayne Rooney if he'd rather win another Premiere League title with Man U or win the World Cup (or ask any footballer a similar question), and he'll say World Cup, a tournament. This has me thinking, why not have the teams who finish the regular season at #1 & #2 play in a bowl for the NCAA title right after the regular season, and THEN start a BCS championship tournament? Best of both worlds--clear regular season champion, then a tournament, plus the possibility (likelihood?) that different teams will win each, thus allowing the arguments about what team is actually *best* to continue forever?


Input: [Date] 5 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Agreed, but,,, [Body]

Output: why re-post her picture here?


Input: [Date] 5 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Just wanted to applaud the [Body]

Output: Just wanted to applaud the David Foster Wallace reference in the title...new to the site, absolutely love it.


Input: [Date] 2 hours 24 min ago [Title] I think Ed is good but I [Body]

Output: I think Ed is good but I definitely miss Karsch. He was able to put the fact that he went to MSU behind to be a great interviewer and analyst for Michigan.


Input: [Date] 2 hours 52 min ago [Title] It makes Debord seem like an [Body]

Output: It makes Debord seem like an ass but you've got to be ready for the games with uptempo offenses and staying on the field. You've got to build an endurance rather than babying them or you're not going to play well when you're tired in the 4th quarter.


Input: [Date] 8 hours 21 min ago [Title] We better get some damn good [Body]

Output: We better get some damn good players. If we get a bag of balls for him I'm not going to be happy.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 6 min ago [Title] Huge tells MSU people to shut [Body]

Output: Huge tells MSU people to shut up when they're being obnoxious so he gets points from me even though his act is terrible.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 34 min ago [Title] Our 2010 team didn't have [Body]

Output: Our 2010 team didn't have much talent either but got much better in 2011 just by being in position. I expect the same kind of improvement in offense as we had in the defense with this coaching staff. I don't expect us to be blowing people off the ball but I think you can start to see some more big run plays and less interceptions. We can make a big improvement if we do those two things.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 38 min ago [Title] When we won the big ten in [Body]

Output: When we won the big ten in basketball the first time the analysts picked us to finish at the bottom of the big ten due to the previous year being bad and losing DeShawn Sims and Manny Harris. Bottom line is you've got to see a few games first to know what you've got.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 44 min ago [Title] People are always overly [Body]

Output: People are always overly cautious during a coaching change if you look at our last transition. When you have Harbaugh, a bunch of games bungled away last year by the coach, a majority of our players returning for the first time in years, and MSU and Ohio both at home, you're bound to be a little undervalued.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 52 min ago [Title] We now have a better coach [Body]

Output: We now have a better coach than them anyways. Their coach is going to be an ass regardless and we can't play games in July.


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Title] In basketball we've had the [Body]

Output: In basketball we've had the success and our recruiting has gotten worse from the days of us getting Mitch McGary or Derrick Walton. In football, we did fine last year recruiting with a coach on the hot seat. Butch Jones, James Franklin, Charlie Strong, and Brady Hoke had great first year classes. Why can Harbaugh not after being on tv late in the NFL playoffs for the last 4 years?


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Title] You need players too to win [Body]

Output: You need players too to win as well as coach. I'm sick and tired of recruits we have been in on in basketball spurning us to go to Kentucky and Duke and those schools winning championships. If the same thing happens in football as our miss rate has been higher than I can ever remember at Michigan for this class, they'll wind up at places like Alabama, Florida State, and of course Ohio State. Guess which teams were in the playoffs this year? Guess which teams have won the last three championships? Even your poster child for recruiting not mattering in MSU has a losing record to Ohio State and has never played in a NCG. Lets cut the bs and realize we need the best players coming in to win.


Input: [Date] 1 day 8 hours ago [Title] A guy offered by Uconn, [Body]

Output: A guy offered by Uconn, Syracuse, and Air Force. How's it going to go when he faces Ohio State's secondary who's three deep has been offered by everyone in the country.


Input: [Date] 1 day 8 hours ago [Title] What's happening with [Body]

Output: What's happening with recruiting that we're getting whipped like this? We had three highly regarded TEs in three classes with a defensive line coach in Hoke and now that we have a highly successful NFL coach at that position we have nobody at the TE position who wants to play here.


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Title] This is where DD proves his [Body]

Output: This is where DD proves his worth. We better get some good pieces for Price. Hopefully in the bullpen.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Football will never leave [Body]

Output: Football will never leave the top spot in America even if less people are playing it. It's the Super Bowl vs. the MLS championship.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Hiring Mel Peason and getting [Body]

Output: Hiring Mel Peason and getting the big ten to have MSU play twice in a row in Ann Arbor are the only 2 things left.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Yeah. Things like fan [Body]

Output: Yeah. Things like fan relations are important to being AD but if he hired Schiano and we signed Nike for 1 million a year he would be just another AD.


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Title] That looks more like Thad [Body]

Output: That looks more like Thad Matta to be honest.


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Title] Are we now the big ten big [Body]

Output: Are we now the big ten big ten network facebook page who posts something about Urban Meyer and Ohio State every day? So far this week, they've posted about a butter statue of Urban, a dummy prank, Cardale Jones tossing a boy into a pool, is Urban Meyer the best coach in college today, and breaking down reigning national champion Ohio State's qb options.


Input: [Date] 2 days 10 hours ago [Title] I'd definitely take him but [Body]

Output: I'd definitely take him but I'm not sure that it would look good for us to take someone denied by another big ten school but it could be non academic related.


Input: [Date] 2 days 11 hours ago [Title] Agreed. Hopefully we can [Body]

Output: Agreed. Hopefully we can still get Bridges if he wanted to go here. Hopefully we don't get too complacent as other big ten teams are starting to get better recruits and lose our foothold in the league.


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Title] Looks like Dantonio is making [Body]

Output: Looks like Dantonio is making space after cutting ties with a recruit a few days ago and this.


Input: [Date] 3 days 25 min ago [Title] Best case: We win every game [Body]

Output: Best case: We win every game by 50 enroute to a national championship while Urban Meyer leaves for Utah State. Worst Case: We lose 77-7 to UNLV and go 0-12. Jabrill Peppers breaks his ankle on the first series against Utah and is out for the season. Jim Harbaugh leaves coaching to open a Culvers and we hire co-head coaches of Rich Rod and Brady Hoke.


Input: [Date] 3 days 29 min ago [Title] I wonder what the Spartan [Body]

Output: I wonder what the Spartan reaction to this is. If Michigan let him back on the team, they would be crying foul.


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Title] Agreed. Women are qualified [Body]

Output: Agreed. Women are qualified enough to coach football but it's going to be hard to find a female who has the experience to do it compared to sports like baseball or basketball where there's a female equivalent in playing it.


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Title] Also, if they did it like in [Body]

Output: Also, if they did it like in past years, the line for Harbaugh might end in Saline.


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Title] I wish the adults could still [Body]

Output: I wish the adults could still get autographs and go but the ebay people ruin it for the genuine Michigan fans.


Input: [Date] 4 days 9 hours ago [Title] 90 percent of Ohio is rolling [Body]

Output: 90 percent of Ohio is rolling farm lands. It's no surprise that they are what they are without another college team and such a big state.


Input: [Date] 4 days 11 hours ago [Title] I think 2015 was a pretty [Body]

Output: I think 2015 was a pretty terrible recruiting class on par with 2011 but 2014 was a relatively good class that just had only 16 players bringing it down.


Input: [Date] 4 days 12 hours ago [Title] August 8th: Upshur [Body]

Output: August 8th: Upshur announcement day


Input: [Date] 4 days 12 hours ago [Title] I'm not sure he has a huge [Body]

Output: I'm not sure he has a huge dislike for Urban Meyer. He just has a huge ego and a need to be a dick to everyone possible at all times.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison. [Title]

Output: Nain Rouge


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Well crap. I can't read apparently. [Title]

Output: Well crap. I can't read


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares. [Title]

Output: I'm referring to the


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Body] "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak. [Title]

Output: Then there's this


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic. [Title]

Output: That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home. [Title]

Output: Explained in this article


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened. [Title]

Output: It wasn't really an attempt


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Zingerman's is overrated. [Title]

Output: Zingerman's is massively


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.). [Title]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Double post. [Title]

Output: Stupid mouse


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument. [Title]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No. [Title]

Output: Give it up


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district. [Title]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack [Title]

Output: Uniquenames are hit and miss


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This was the Blue Water to Port Huron. [Title]

Output: It wasn't


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore. [Title]

Output: It's still said


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 5 days ago [Body] But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self. [Title]

Output: Someone else can better explain this


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 5 days ago [Body] There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked [Title]

Output: As someone who was a student pre and post renovations


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely. [Title]

Output: It shouldn't matter, but it does


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place. [Title]

Output: I won't shit on him for lowering prices


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It's in Flint. Link. [Title]

Output: 3:00 PM


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket. [Title]

Output: I'd add one other thing


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate. [Title]

Output: You want an actual rebuttal?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one. [Title]

Output: Except it's not


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing. [Title]

Output: Hey Dave


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Body] As of about five minutes ago. [Title]

Output: It's over 10,000


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Body] H/T 11 Warriors [Title]

Output: This remains one of the best things ever posted


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked. [Title]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back. [Title]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else... [Title]

Output: Possibly quite long?


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] friend designed it [Body]

Output: An old friend of mine designed the course. Pretty cool!


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] My goal [Body]

Output: It is my goal to bike across the lower 48 within the next 10 years. I won't mind taking the time off to do it. Potential employers (and current for me) would see that as a positive that a very small proportion of society ever contemplates. It speaks to your character. I think it's common to take 1 month minimum which is still nearly 100 miles per day. Even more optimistic would be to race in the Race Across America - goes from San Diego to Atlantic City, NJ and you only get 12 days 2 hrs. Winners typically do it in 8 days. It's crazy.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] count me in [Body]

Output: I've wanted Miles here for a while. I'd love to see it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Thanks [Body]

Output: I'm glad to get that right finally. It must have been a rumor back in the day that I still remember as being "correct."


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] #2 [Body]

Output: I'm pretty sure this was the 2nd Ultimate Warrior... the first one died shortly after taking over the spotlight way back when. True, yes? Weird!


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Indeed [Body]

Output: Very well put! And let's not forget that an OC worth his salt can adapt his offense to the players he's got. Michigan has a terrific athlete in Devin Gardner. I hope Nuss can take advantage of Devin's talents.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] I don't feel great about it [Body]

Output: I'd rather they play a better opponent becuase Michigan seems to play up or down to the competition. It'll be a close game. Michigan plays terribly out west. Michigan probably loses in annoying fashion. I wish I had reasons to make me feel otherwise. Still, you can bet your ass I'll be watching and cheering on my team and HOPING for something good.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Poop, I thought I had that [Body]

Output: Poop, I thought I had that right. Thanks for correcting. I'll have to check out that book as well... sounds great.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] new times [Body]

Output: I work next door (museums annex... also to be torn down) and will also have to relocate. The reason both buildings are going is they are building another biology/science building. Ruthven will be renovated into new "pay to play" labs. This area will look quite different.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Cadel seems to be riding very [Body]

Output: Cadel seems to be riding very well this year... I think he'll be in stronger contention than he was last year. Cadel is the team leader so they'll ride for him. It could get interesting later in the race though. I have a feeling that if last year were to repeat itself, Cadel would have his team support TVG and go for the podium.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Definitely expecting an [Body]

Output: Definitely expecting an awesome Tour this year. Lots of big guns are back (though Wiggins is out again) and the course is fricking amazing. A mountain-top finish on the penultimate stage (versus the usual TT) will be very cool, especially if the GC is a close call. I'm very excited for le Tour to begin in case it wasn't apparent!


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Wow, that kid is fast. I [Body]

Output: Wow, that kid is fast. I would absolutely love it if the kid chose Michigan... but I'm with Ace and don't think we'll see him leave Louisiana for Ann Arbor. Let's hope I'm wrong!


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Awesome timing! [Body]

Output: I just watched "An Unexpected Journey" last night!


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] 12-0 [Body]

Output: I honestly can see them winning all of those games next year... as long as they play sound, disciplined football.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Cap one perhaps [Body]

Output: But man it's going to be against one of Georgia, Florida, S. or LSU. Shit, I hope Michigan has ALL of their players back and fully healthy for that one!


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] It does seem odd [Body]

Output: Or amazing, however you want to look at it. I thought he was severly concussed after that hit. He couldn't even stand on his own. I really hope, for his sake, that there's no Tomfoolery going on with the coaching staff and doctors so they will clear him to play. In all honesty though, it's great he's been cleared as that would indicate that there's nothing wrong. I hate to see those players get hurt, no matter who they play for.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] This one... [Body]

Output: is the biggest mystery to me. I thought for sure they'd get dropped out of the rankings this week. Both Texas and WVU got their asses handed to them in both losses. The Big Ten rep is the reason for Michigan being ranked where they are... but I do NOT think those two teams should be ranked ahead of UM. Just annoying.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Yes, win indeed [Body]

Output: These players seem to have a great focus each week. No let down against Purdue or Illinois even after each game became a sure victory. I see this game playing out a lot like last year's game at Illinois. You never really felt like Illinois would win because the defense kept shutting them down. Eventually, Michigan's offense will put up a bunch of points and put the game out of reach. Lincoln at night... I don't see that as being enough for Nebraska to beat Michigan this year.


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Crap [Body]

Output: It's already been delayed one day... and now another. Well, you can sign up for alerts if you still want to watch it live. Hopefully it'll happen within the next couple of days.


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Michigan wins [Body]

Output: Michigan 28 Notre Dame 20


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I agree [Body]

Output: Even before this game I thought 9-3 would be about right. They do have depth back there and I think they'll turn into a good unit once again. We just have to hope they don't lose any more starters. And I'm not convinced that ND or Neb are losses by any stretch.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] justin.tv [Body]

Output: I used this site to watch The Game last year and it worked out well. I recommend it... it's also free.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Actually, I agree with you [Body]

Output: I will get behind Hoke's decision either way on this one. But it bothers me how everyone is so quick to be judge, jury, and executioner. I really don't think it will be a huge difference if Fitz is not playing. I think Rawls will stand in quite well.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Someone else made a good point [Body]

Output: What if this had happened back in January? Would you still sit him or would he have served his penalty during those months? And how long does it take to work off that mistake? Will he be benched because this was a recent mistake? Sitting a game is not the only penalty, that's my point. Also, I appreciate the snark and sarcasm. For the record, I do have an advanced degree from U of M... I have a LOT of pride in that accomplishment and I do feel that we as UM students and grads have a higher standard to uphold. I just don't necessarily agree with you all about sitting Fitz. Whatever Coach Hoke decides is the right choice in my opinion. As for MilkSteak, a shower will make you clean again after the victory in Dallas. :0)


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Wow good point [Body]

Output: Someone that has thought this out a bit more than just saying, "We are Michigan and we are morally superior to everyone else." Thanks for that. I was beginning to think I was the only one.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] God forbid anyone on this board... [Body]

Output: ever gets a DUI! I'm sure it's happened many times. Glass houses my friends. If Fitz plays, who of you will be pissed off after Michigan wins?! No one. An above poster was correct, we are not the SEC. But we are playing the SEC. Something to keep in mind. I don't see a problem with Fitz playing. He's paid a price than none of us know anything about so all the judge Judy's out there should shut up. If he sits, he sits. If he plays you'll get over it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] South Beach [Body]

Output: Then you can see boobs and football at the same time. Win!


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Boo to you sir [Body]

Output: Newcastle doesn't hold a candle to nearly every other brown ale I can think of. And it's British. Are you too good for Amurrican burr? p.s. High Life Lite is the answer if the question is, "What beer can I drink literally all day long and not get sloppy drunk?"


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] You shut your whore mouth [Body]

Output: :0) It's much better than Budweiser. No rice or fillers and it's made in Ann Arbor. And their drinking den is cool too.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] The more important point that you make... [Body]

Output: We are better fans. Better how? Just better. And after Michigan wins, Alabama fans will be happily invited to UM tailgates. Cheers, bitches.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] 47 [Body]

Output: 47


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] While in line at a store once [Body]

Output: While in line at a store once near Christmas, a woman was with her son, placing toys on the belt to be rung up, then looking at her money, adding the next toy, until she hit what she could afford. My wife and I handed her the cash in our wallet outside of the store. I don't recall the amount, it was just heartbreaking to watch someone so close to broke spending their last of their money on their children's Christmas.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] You are sadly [Body]

Output: You are sadly mistaken.....hoodie.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Considering how terrible [Body]

Output: Considering how terrible their colors are this could be a lot worse.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I bought a pair of season [Body]

Output: I bought a pair of season tickets through the site sheet also.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 4 months isn't long for [Body]

Output: 4 months isn't long for getting stabby. I know an individual who caught 5 years for that.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] To rip your own cd's and [Body]

Output: To rip your own cd's and dvd's is not illegal. To share them or download content you don't own, is illegal.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I think you meant "for" their [Body]

Output: I think you meant "for" their disposal.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] Mine will occur any day now. [Body]

Output: Mine will occur any day now. My wife is officially 40 weeks pregnant today.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Living in Columbus, I will [Body]

Output: Living in Columbus, I will dole out a "Go Blue" and the smart haters will add a "Jackets".


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] It's like they're hoarding [Body]

Output: It's like they're hoarding the worst QB's in recent history.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 2 days ago [Title] It was 1997 and the car was a [Body]

Output: It was 1997 and the car was a primer black 1983, imported by Dodge Colt that I paid $100 for. I sold it for the same price to a friend and shortly afterwards, while in mid-turn, the passenger-side front tire broke off at the studs.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 2 days ago [Title] They left the car in the [Body]

Output: They left the car in the street.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Then how about we play a game of [Body]

Output: CharDeeMacDennis?


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Milk, milk, lemonade... [Body]

Output: Milk, milk, lemonade...


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] LOTRThe HobbitKill Bill [Body]

Output: LOTR The Hobbit Kill Bill


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] He's still cashing checks and [Body]

Output: He's still cashing checks and in the league on a team that makes the playoffs and was a year removed being in the Super Bowl...albeit that may change soon if Payton finally hangs up the cleats.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] I love the mic'd up stuff but [Body]

Output: I love the mic'd up stuff but you usually just get snippets. I catch Inside he NFL for some of the in the game footage. You're right about Welker not getting it though, but he's doing alright in Denver.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Archer! [Body]

Output: Archer!


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] As a time machine? [Body]

Output: As a time machine?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Don't like them. It disrupts [Body]

Output: Don't like them. It disrupts the clean lines of the helmet.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I read a tweet from a 14 year [Body]

Output: I read a tweet from a 14 year old who posted an image on instagram of the contract with JH's signature which was a screen print of a snapchat on reddit. /s


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Are we a Men's Gymnastics [Body]

Output: Are we a Men's Gymnastics school then? Just kidding, I still support all of our teams. This is just one of those "huh?" losses.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Ah, young grasshopper, you [Body]

Output: Ah, young grasshopper, you have much to learn.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 1 day ago [Title] These days it [Body]

Output: These days it is... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ain%27t


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] I'm glad that I'm not the [Body]

Output: I'm glad that I'm not the only one who can't stand folks of his ilk on the board. Pompous and delivers unnecessary and sharp barbs at casual posters. This board is rife with folks who just want to tear others down.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's unfortunate that [Body]

Output: It's unfortunate that allintime23 doesn't live up to Voltron is Handsome's standard of blog posting. What a dick.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Tuscaloosa Dumpling anyone? [Body]

Output: Tuscaloosa Dumpling anyone?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Like Therapist from [Body]

Output: Like Therapist from Squidbillies?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I've got family members who [Body]

Output: I've got family members who do this sort of thing. I cringe every time but they don't have nba money...hell they don't have rent money but somehow seem to be able to have the occasional "band" to fan out.


Input: [Date] 5 days 20 hours ago [Body] I'll answer the question for you - no charges were filed. [Title]

Output: hey smartass


Input: [Date] 5 days 20 hours ago [Body] unless charges are filed, it's her word against his. There may be some compelling evidence, but these are allegations, not charges. This is a criminal allegation, handled by police. It stayed as an allegation.No charges were brought against either of these players. The dismissal from the team is a judgement call, made by the person making that judgement. But that does not make any sort of legal judgement, which is the judgement which matters most. It's reprehensible that a person on the football team would even be in a situation where this was alledged, but I'm really sick of this things being thrown around without the full context of the situation (a lack of charges being brought) [Title]

Output: can we stop this bullshit


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Williams? Swarthmore? Pamona? lol. And don't give me this "they're great schools!" nonsense. These Forbe articles are nothing but an open hand from Forbes to have these smaller schools get advertisement and for Forbes to get some back door money - enrollment at small liberal art schools has been in decline since the last recession. Gee, I wonder why? They're paying to have articles/rankings written like this so they can try and reverse the declining enrollment. [Title]

Output: this shit is laughable


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] In order for us to move the contract needle in 14 years, it may need to be a tick (Nike) / tock (somebody else) to get these big bumps. It will be interested to see what college football looks like in 2031. [Title]

Output: From a game theory/negotiation standpoint


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] why not here, and why not now? Also, who are they lining up against that has you worried so much prior to October 17th and the last Saturday in November? Do we not have the coach that can actually take talent and develop it? Is the talent and coaching we face outside of two Saturdays really better? In my estimation, it's not. Last time I checked, our current guy has done that better than anyone else in the country. [Title]

Output: everybody has to start somewhere


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] which is not based on any forward looking realistic projection. Yes, the past was bad. Really bad. The talent _is there_ though. The coach sucked. He was a talent and food black hole. If you don't think there will be a marked improvement from the WR group (admitedly, it wouldn't take much) then I would love to hear your thoughts on how Harbaugh must be coachspeak bullshitter with respect to his comment on how he expects this group to compete for a national championship. [Title]

Output: tired of the defeatist bullshit here


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] with a guy who couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag. Look, there's a reason why Harbaugh said he's looking to win a national championship this year and it's not just coachspeak - the dude knows the hand he has relative to the schedule he's playing; he knows it can be done. [Title]


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Rudock is good. Not great, just good. He actually limits his mistakes and has shown he can thread the needle in the few moments that Iowa asked him to that, which wasn't nearly as often as it should have been, because Iowa. WR 1 - Chesson WR 2 - Darboh RB1 - Johnson No I don't know the future, but based on what I've seen/heard, that's what I'm going with. [Title]

Output: have you not read brian's posts or watched the tape?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Utah is missing some key personnel where we would definitely benefit from - for our passing game to work on Game 1, we definitely need some help there. And we got it - Ruddock + their two CB's graduating/replacement CB being dismissed from the program. BYU - tough, but at home. Offense/Defense should start hitting their stride by this game. Oregon State - win UNLV - garbage. Maryland - might be difficult, but we have a talent/coaching advantage. It's the Minnesota/PSU games that are a bit tricky - playing at night in Happy Valley is never easy. But their OL (still) sucks. We can win that. sparty - hand to hand combat ohio state - war if we can break through and beat sparty, this team gets a huge shot of confidence and is entirely in control of their destiny. And anything can and does happen in games against ohio state. [Title]

Output: I don't see the OOC part as being very tough


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] lol at them thinking Michigan won't be great this year. Uh, guys - Utah is very much looking like a win since their two CB's aren't there/new DC. msu game is the fulcrum - we win that, and it's for all the marbles when osu comes to town. I like our chances at 10-1 going into that game (I assume we will lose a fluke game on the road, psu or minnesota) Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: lol at them thinking Michigan


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Golden era was late 90s/early 00s ABC College Football. God, I miss those days. I can still hum the theme music. [Title]

Output: yep


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] In 17Mbit from Comcast in MPEG-2. BTN is usually 12-14Mbit. WXYZ Detroit broadcasts in 12mbit. It may be marginally higher, but not by much. [Title]

Output: I get ESPN


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] my girlfriend and I pay $50/month for 25mbit down/5mbit up Comcast internet, and $40/month for the TV service via the Slingbox. So $90 total. I never have to chase down a low bitrate stream, I watch things in 720p @ 60fps, it's legal, and half the price ($180) of the comparable package for other services. [Title]

Output: $45/person


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] similar thing here - I've got two Slingboxes at the 'rents place with 20mbit upload. Sister lives in Chicago - we pay them $40/month each, capping their bill at $100 (total bill is $180) Slingbox ftw. [Title]

Output: yep


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] has ESPN and ESPN2. No BTN though, probably will never have BTN (BTN exists solely to suck money from basic cable subs in footprint) - https://www.sling.com/package [Title]

Output: Sling?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Nike uses different materials for their high end stuff, idiot. Or did those busted adidas jerseys not make that clear for you? How about I prefer not to wear ugly adidas shit that also happened to me made of shit materials? [Title]

Output: go f-yourself


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] hockey has been pretty bad. [Title]

Output: hockey has been pretty bad.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] if we have a choice in our consumption habits (last time I checked, I do), why wouldn't I prefer to wear the better apparel? This is why I stopped buying Michigan gear a few years ago. Why spend another dollar if I can wait until Michigan signs with Nike again? [Title]

Output: more along the lines of not liking an incompetent apparel maker


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I kept some nike t-shirts/polos. But they're getting a bit worn in the eight years since nike has been Michigan's apparel provider. But thanks for playing wrt to the sarcasm. [Title]

Output: good news


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] There is no argument, it's known. Adidas is just inferior from a design standpoint with respect to Michigan apparel, material composition, and overall construction- it's ugly. But in a broader sense - why nike is a $90 billion dollar company by market capitlization and adidas is $14 billion? Same reasons. [Title]

Output: There is no argument, it's


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It's a big deal because Adidas is 2nd best, Michigan is not. When you're wearing your teams gear/logo, and you're among the enemy in the workplace, you want to feel like you have best stuff (after wins and losses of course). Adidas made garbage - just pure garbage. Nike makes some nice stuff. I think because Brian lived in A2 and is largely immune to the sparty coworkers, it doesn't seem like a big deal, but it matters to a degree. You want the best team with the best apparel provider. Play good, look good, feel good. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: It's a big deal because


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] We should be able to pass on these guys all day. [Title]

Output: Will be a good first test for whomever starts at QB


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The maize piping though, not a fan. But it's pretty thin, so it's not that bad. [Title]

Output: Those are pretty good


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] 1) Cotton hoodies/crewneck sweatshirts that say 'Michigan Football' in our normal font with a swoosh. It is amazing how adidas screwed up the most basic designs by trying to be edgy. Classic is timeless. It sells. Don't mess with it by adding extra stripes or other nonsense. Make high quality basic pieces, and let the kids eat up the more exotic stuff. 2) You'll notice the first word for #1 begins with 'Cotton' - I looked at Tenneesee's athletic apparel site (http://shop.utsports.com/) and was disappointed to see that many of the hoodies/crewneck sweatshirts are polyester. Polyester sucks. If I'm going to drop $60-70 on a hoodie, it better be made with at least 70% cotton. 3) These home jerseys - use the same design from the 1995 season; Subtle, classy. Only those looking for the M could see it. Use the 1999/2000 away jersey (but move the swoosh to the left shoulder- Do these three things, and I could live with a 'uniformz' jersey they wear once a year during a night game. Harbaugh! [Title]

Output: A couple things


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Very pumped that Michigan is back with Nike. Let the good times roll. Now let's win some damn games! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Very pumped that Michigan is


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Raback it. [Title]

Output: Good enough to lead us to 10 wins


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] could be better for both parties if they terminated it immediately. [Title]

Output: exactly


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] perfectly valid question. i have a few t-shirts with with holes in them, but i'll be damned if I spend another dollar on adidas. [Title]

Output: shut up


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] The current deal with Adidas (somewhere between 4-5 mil?) is rumored to be what Nike is willing pay us. Essentially matching what we're currently getting. So to terminate the adidas deal and forgo adidas paying us for the 2015-2016 season, and having nike pay us instead for the 2015-2016 season; there would be no intreruption in cash flow in this scenario. Of course this would all be contingent on adidas willfully opting out of the contract as well - I don't see that happening. They are going to milk sales for all its worth this last year if Michigan Football/Basketball have big years. That is they see fans holding off on purchasing gear when it's announced (please god let it happen) that Michigan will be going back to Nike. [Title]

Output: not as far fetched as you may think


Input: [Date] 11 hours 22 min ago [Body] I lol'ed [Title]

Output: I lol'ed


Input: [Date] 12 hours 39 min ago [Body] Strange 7 years with my pc that I built and no issues and no viruses ever. Weird what happens when you know how to take care of something. Macs finally became good once they started using PC based parts instead of the garbage apple use to make only for their computers. College was hell in 02 using Mac based systems. Constantly crashing and losing vital projects from random shutdowns. [Title]

Output: Strange 7 years with my pc


Input: [Date] 12 hours 45 min ago [Body] That couldn't be more wrong.. Please name what made it light years ahead? Also if you wanted the look of a Mac on a PC you can easily get a skin and make it identical if that is such a big issue [Title]

Output: That couldn't be more wrong..


Input: [Date] 17 hours 45 min ago [Body] Wasn't so much that they couldn't move the football on osu those years I think in 2 of the years we had 8 turnovers in the red zone? [Title]

Output: Wasn't so much that they


Input: [Date] 1 day 17 hours ago [Body] To follow up to this it was hoke's brutal coaching that lost us the msu and Iowa games that year. Both games he tried forcing denard under center for the majority of the game and expected him to pass so much instead of keeping us on the shotgun spread the majority of the game. [Title]

Output: To follow up to this it was


Input: [Date] 3 days 3 hours ago [Body] they haven't shown much because our coaching the past couple years has been horrific.. and non-existent.. They just need a line to hold for more than 3 secs so the QB can actual throw the ball.. Still can't believe we rushed for 350+ yards against maryland and lost.. or about 100 other reasons we lost games we never should have. [Title]

Output: they haven't shown much


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] They lost mariota yes but msus secondary is horrible and they lost their best player. The best wr msu has is burbridge and he has done nothing thus far in his career and they don't have much returning at Rb. The only plus is their o line should be good. Oregon will still score a lot of points [Title]

Output: They lost mariota yes but


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Our offensive line did lime totally diff against osu last year as even Chris speilman said we were pushing around osus front easily.. Then Drake tore his acl [Title]

Output: Our offensive line did lime


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] The corner house on the end of my neighborhood has a rock painted with osu logo.. I have a feeling come fall it will get painted [Title]

Output: The corner house on the end


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Listening to Hawkins on Sirius I'd imagine this is the only coaching job he will ever have again. I know now why he was such a bad coach after listening to him [Title]

Output: Listening to Hawkins on


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] And yet rich rod stomped their ass with a freshman qb and a back up Rb.. Yet we aren't expected to compete..? The oline and Gardner single handedly lost us that game last year.. If the oline can hold to a mediocre level we should run all over them and I don't think our defense is going to give up more than 20 pts to them [Title]

Output: And yet rich rod stomped


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] He robbed someone at Knife point.. [Title]

Output: He robbed someone at Knife