Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Also because [Body]

Output: Our convoy's got wings.


Input: [Date] 5 years 8 weeks ago [Title] Fuck Jim Joyce [Body]

Output: Congratulations to Armando Galarraga on an amazing game


Input: [Date] 5 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Pardon my douchy-ness, [Body]

Output: but can people please learn how to spell our head coach's name?


Input: [Date] 5 years 10 weeks ago [Title] In other news... [Body]

Output: water is still wet.


Input: [Date] 5 years 11 weeks ago [Title] I approve [Body]

Output: of this video


Input: [Date] 5 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Uncharted [Body]

Output: If you're looking for PS3 games, then you have to play Uncharted 1 and 2. Bar none, the best games on that system. Infamous is a good choice, Fallout 3 was great, and Little Big Planet is a fun party type game.


Input: [Date] 5 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Those are nice [Body]

Output: but personally I always was a fan of the road jerseys with the M's on the side.


Input: [Date] 5 years 12 weeks ago [Title] I just went from 6 to Midnight [Body]

Output: I just went from 6 to Midnight


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] He was pissed after the game. He shook a few Thunder players hands and then stormed off. [Title]

Output: I tried to talk to him tonight


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I seen the Shock play Thursday night. talked to the team to look at Gallon when he was cut last year. I know they watched the Indiana game highlights. However, that is as far as it went. [Title]

Output: I seen the Shock play Thursday night. talked to


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I think it is pointless that we are debating him having to talk. This thread is as pointless as his media day. I do not want to go to work at a certain time every day, but i do it. The only social disorder he has is an unnatural compulsion to grab himself in public. I [Title]

Output: I think it is pointless that


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Perfect cross section of Oregon's fanbase. [Title]

Output: Perfect cross section of


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Deflating balls equals better running game? Didn't Blount have like 15 rushing TDs in this game? How did 2psi gash the Colts defence on the ground? [Title]

Output: Deflating balls equals better


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 19 hours ago [Body] I miss RichRod. [Title]

Output: I miss RichRod.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] Would we be worse off had he fired GERG and kept RR? [Title]

Output: Another question


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] Grants for the medical department far exceed the budget for the athletlic department. True for Michigan. [Title]

Output: Grants for the medical


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] admitting taking money. Easy Bowl ban for this years team. Want to talk about how cool you were when you broke the rules. Everyone else after you suffers. ASSHOLE!!! [Title]

Output: Former players


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Body] DG is the first (and only) 4000/1000 QB ever. It would be cool to watch though. [Title]

Output: Dare I say...


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Body] "I gave 3-2 for Oxbow in my Elmer's glue poll" [Title]

Output: "I gave 3-2 for Oxbow in my


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] With Kerry King being a world known poisionous snake breeder, I always thought that he would end up getting bit by something harmful. I have seen SLAYER in excess of 30 times since 1989. A horrible loss to the entire musical community. R.I.P. Jeff Hanneman. Gary Holt will now join as a full time member. Also sad because that means no new Exodus albums either. [Title]

Output: With Kerry King being a world


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Denver really screwed him trading him to the one place he was guaranteed to fail. [Title]

Output: Denver really screwed him


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] When you recruit idiots... [Title]

Output: When you recruit idiots...


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] If you joined this site a few days ago and only have 20 points, you don't get to decide what threads should be deleted or remark on why content was posted in general. BTW Thanks Swan Flu for the post. I will pre-order the vinyl. [Title]

Output: New Rule:


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] This is the most frustrating Michigan football has made me since the high octane aerial assault we held back until Lloyd Carr's last game. What that offense could have done had they opened the flood gates from the start. [Title]

Output: This is the most frustrating


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Two to go [Title]

Output: One case down


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] T. Pryor walks into a car dealership. No Joke here it just cost them a #1 ranking in the BCS this week. [Title]

Output: T. Pryor walks into a car


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I feel for those who are color blind. They can't make heads or tales of that crap. Use your words espn. [Title]

Output: I feel for those who are


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Congrats to Felix Baumgartner for making all other Redbull stunt attempts look stupid. Sorry Travis Pastrana and Levi LaVallee you will have to make other plans for new years eve from now on. [Title]

Output: Congrats to Felix Baumgartner


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] The only offensive performance that will be talked about is that of Denard and Michigan destroying ND. [Title]

Output: On the same night as Arizona Vs Oregon,


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Hail!!! [Title]

Output: MGoBlog


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] "Michigan is 2-1 against Alabama. 2-0 against Florida. 20-5-1 against current SEC teams. 7-3 against SEC in Bowl Games. Playing Alabama is tough, but nothing new for Michigan." [Title]

Output: "Michigan is 2-1 against


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Sports talk radio out here in Portland says they have heard nothing and should be taken as just twitter rumers. Just passing the info. [Title]

Output: Sports talk radio out here in


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Body] One word... Utah. Anything can happen. [Title]

Output: One word... Utah. Anything


Input: [Date] 2 years 52 weeks ago [Body] Damn Buckeye anyway... I just wish it was a Michigan Man that got to stick it to Hitler. [Title]

Output: Damn Buckeye anyway... I just


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] My friend and his wife used to babysit Chael Sonnen when he was a baby. I don't thing he would remember them though because he was to young. [Title]

Output: My friend used to babysit


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title]

Output: Happy Great 4th


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I guess I don't understand why Ford's ceremony is not against Air Force. He was commander and chief after all. [Title]

Output: I guess I don't understand


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Tonight... The whole damn liquor cabnet!!! [Title]

Output: Tonight... The whole damn


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Body] "I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long Overdue The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through To All The Mothers And Sisters And the Wives And Friends I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The End" [Title]

Output: "I Want To Say a Little


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Hating Sheldon Plankton is like hating Wil e Coyote. [Title]

Output: Hating Sheldon Plankton is


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] I will wait until after the tourney to decide. [Title]

Output: I will wait until after the


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] This part of town is around Washington's campus and is no was the worst part of town for hills. The entire PacNW drive like this with a few inches. I lived in Seattle for 2 years and now live in Portland for the last ten. Two inches is in fact "snowmageddon". Yesterday my son's school was called off at 3:30 am with about 3 inches of snow. It was 45 degrees and slush by 8:30am when he would have gotton on his bus. Snow was completely gone by 10am. [Title]

Output: This part of town is around


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Agreed with both. 000webhost.com is a good free hosting site also. Only use GoDaddy if you one of those scum bags that like to buy domain names out from under people and try to sell it back to them for a large profit. [Title]

Output: Agreed with both.


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] "Points. We don't need no stinking points" Oh wait yes I do. [Title]

Output: "Points. We don't need no


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Can I have obscure coaches nobody else is looking at for $500, Alex? [Title]

Output: Can I have obscure coaches


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Silly me I thought this was going to be a thread about Photoshop. [Title]

Output: Silly me I thought this was


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] two spicy bites with just cheese from 7-11 [Title]

Output: two spicy bites with just


Input: [Date] 3 years 31 weeks ago [Body] Frank Costanza: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! [Title]

Output: Love this quote


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Please don't. I can't handle that while eating my Whopper with cheese. j/k bwgrudt1484 [Title]

Output: Please don't. I can't handle


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Body] It has a whole Miami/FSU feel when they opened the season, played in a bowl game and opened the next season against each other a few years ago. [Title]

Output: It has a whole Miami/FSU feel


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Body] This is a lock [Title]

Output: This is a lock


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I get it this is the real friday night drinking thread [Title]

Output: I get it this is the real


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Horrible black coach = horrible coach = try something new [Title]

Output: Horrible black coach =


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] 504 Gateway Time-out Today this is a pretty thing to see [Title]

Output: 504 Gateway Time-out Today


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Great bar but I have yet to make it down there for a game. I don't like to be moble when I drink at 9 am. [Title]

Output: Great bar but I have yet to


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] "So 47 seconds ago" -- guy in AT&T commercial [Title]

Output: "So 47 seconds ago" -- guy in


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] because Jim is a douche. [Title]

Output: Jim is nothing like his brother


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Sometimes a team off a bye week and jacked up for committing cheap shots and felonies is to hard to overcome. [Title]

Output: Sometimes a team off a bye


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] The announcers will confuse Sparty for South Florida at least on air twice. Michigan 49 South Florida... I mean Little Brother 10 [Title]

Output: The announcers will confuse


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Maybe? [Title]

Output: Maybe?


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Only given up 21 points in the second half all year. That is music to my ears [Title]

Output: Only given up 21 points in


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Michigan 45 Northwestern 10.2 Just to keep up the average. [Title]

Output: Michigan 45 Northwestern


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I would like to see a replay of the preseason game and have Tom sitting on the ground like a kid throwing a tamtrum. This time having the game watched by 200 million world wide(or some crap like that) [Title]

Output: I would like to see a replay


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title]

Output: Best business card EVER!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I am sorry but I thought maybe a sparty got arrested buring the game. This thread was WAY different than I initially thought it to be. [Title]

Output: I am sorry but I thought


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I see Denard throwing to Devin throwing back to Denard with a wall of blockers like Navarre against Minnesota when Breaston(I think) threw to him. [Title]

Output: I see Denard throwing to


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] SURPRISE!!!! I love it so far [Title]

Output: SURPRISE!!!! I love it so


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] 70-7 Michigan Denard has a 200/250 day in three quarters Devin will have 150/50 in the fourth [Title]

Output: 70-7 Michigan Denard has a


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] 45-21 Michigan We have 750 yards of offense with 450 rushing. [Title]

Output: 45-21 Michigan We have 750


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I will split that tab with you. [Title]

Output: I will split that tab with


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] your going to get wet either way why bother with the extra layer and stink less [Title]

Output: your going to get wet either


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Florida will never allow FSU or Miami to join the SEC. [Title]

Output: Florida will never allow FSU


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Body] Good it was creepy. It looked like Iowa's version of "Want some candy little kid?". [Title]

Output: Good it was creepy. It


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Body] Did you push Tate that far back in your memory already? [Title]

Output: Did you push Tate that far


Input: [Date] 4 years 1 day ago [Body] About as stupid as Lou Holtz making the Jet's sing "rah-rah" songs. We know how that turned out as well. [Title]

Output: About as stupid as Lou Holtz


Input: [Date] 4 years 1 day ago [Body] I hope he recovers fine. Bike riders in Portland are assholes on the road. I'm just sayin'. Except the chick that rides around town naked. She is cool. [Title]

Output: I hope he recovers fine.


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Body] In the Pacific NW, I don't think we had one than a day over 85 all year. And I spent that day in a cave. [Title]

Output: In the Pacific NW, I don't


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Don't forget about H.H. Holmes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes [Title]

Output: Don't forget about H.H.


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Take a trip back to those early days http://wayback.archive.org/web/ [Title]

Output: Take a trip back to those


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Body] any boy band or Disney/Nick creation [Title]

Output: any boy band or Disney/Nick


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] There comes a time when a comedy skit runs way to long and is no longer funny. This is not one of those times. [Title]

Output: There comes a time when a


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I think he was thinking of this TP who has nothing but time to study . http://www.hawkeyesports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/pryor_terrance00.html [Title]

Output: I think he was thinking of


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] How many jerseys does it take to get a lawyer on retainer? [Title]

Output: How many jerseys does it take


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] College. There ended up being way too many classes I was expected to attend. [Title]

Output: College. There ended up


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] My Girlfriend woke me up because she just read it on tmz on her phone. [Title]

Output: My Girlfriend woke me up


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] He should feel dumb for staying and not going into the NFL draft. Oh wait he should just feel dumb in general. [Title]

Output: He should feel dumb for


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] That is a total fake. We don't use Nike. [Title]

Output: That is a total fake. We


Input: [Date] 4 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Leroy "The Turtle" Hoard [Title]

Output: Leroy "The Turtle" Hoard


Input: [Date] 4 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I am pre drinking for Drinko de Mayo. [Title]

Output: I am pre drinking for Drinko


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Why does Delaware State have another open date to fill? [Title]

Output: Why does Delaware State have


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Body] this post was a much better read. [Title]

Output: this post was a much better


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] "Still, the fuck-you comment was totally uncalled for. Get the fuck off my court." You can't be preachy with about the "fuck you" line with a signature like that. Just sayin' [Title]

Output: "Still, the fuck-you comment


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I will take the one who went to Michigan for 500 Alex. [Title]

Output: I will take the one who went


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] HOLY BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPIN BEEP OF A MUTHABEEPER BEPP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPING GAME!!!! [Title]

Output: HOLY BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPIN


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I hear you can buy your own off shore site real cheap these days at http://www.casinosforsale.info/ [Title]

Output: I hear you can buy your own


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Must see TV [Title]

Output: Must see TV


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Body] I got about a third of the way through it when netflix stopped on my ps3. I spent the last hour messing with settings and scouring forums to get it to work. I just gave up and came to Mgoblog for some good news. And what do I see but someone talking about the title I was just denied. This coincidence is funny to me. I will have to finish it in the office. [Title]

Output: I got about a third of the


Input: [Date] 4 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Without having him enrolled I would feel dirty wearing that hat. [Title]

Output: Without having him enrolled I


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] If you have an extra hundred to put down on a 100-1 shot why not bet them. [Title]

Output: If you have an extra hundred


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Lets just sum it up as the only one to do it as a defensive player. [Title]

Output: Lets just sum it up as the


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] New slogan idea. "Trash it is not just for Goodwill anymore" [Title]

Output: New slogan idea. "Trash it


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I liked this but it would have been for quarters on the sidewalk if it was not on a 12 string. [Title]

Output: I liked this but it would


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Not the best but I still like: kerry king No Sleep til Brooklin eddie van halen Beat It david gilmore Sorrow any song by Vio-lence Every Alex Skolnick solo all those cats that plays solos for King Diamond These are just a few... [Title]

Output: Not the best but I still


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I lost my Grandmother last year. So I understand and feel for you and your family's loss. [Title]

Output: I lost my Grandmother last


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I had a friend post some of her photography from her studio on her facebook page and they snatched one of her shots. It ended up in an ad for some going back to school ad. She learned that lesson hard because she cant really sell that image anymore. [Title]

Output: I had a friend post some of


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] USC already offered him a scholarship. They like having offers to preteens. [Title]

Output: USC already offered him a


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Is Les really the name that is going to unify Michigan fans? I think we would be better off if we hired a great DC. Plus we might have our recruiting class in tact. Just sayin' [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I believe the leak from his interview was that he acted like he invented the game of football. Which is PC for "he was an asshole and talked to the staff like they were stupid. " [Title]

Output: I believe the leak from his


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Miami didn't hire him because they thought he was an asshole and talked to the staff like they were stupid. Just sayin' [Title]

Output: Miami didn't hire him because


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Gruden on a recruiting trip. "you know I once had two teams in the same super bowl.". Who wouldn't buy into that? [Title]

Output: Could you imagine


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Sarcasm noun 1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed cut or give pain [Title]

Output: Posted from Funk and Wagnalls


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I really wish we could do something to get people talking about Michigan Football. We need to get our marketing department on this one. I just don't think we are getting the coverage we deserve. Maybe something will happen before spring ball. [Title]

Output: Posted from smoke signals


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] TCU hated the cleates they were forced to wear in the Rose Bowl. They were slipping all over in the first half. Athletic tape helped in the second half by covering the smooth parts under the shoe. Lets not be subject to that. Or Pro Combat Unis [Title]

Output: TCU hated the cleates they


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] ...on a mutha f@#kin plane. [Title]

Output: ...on a mutha f@#kin plane.


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Remember he turned down Alabama. And our first choice was a guy who can't manage a clock and loves Louisiana. Then was that guy who has done nothing for Rutgers in the last three years either. MSC wanted the guy who gets a very talented unit to underachieve like clock work in Iowa. RR was a little naive, and WVU was a little to bitter at the start of his time here. I think he has done amazing things here with the offense. I am also scared for the next few years if Hoke comes here. Gardner might be a good QB in his style and Hopkins might work, but most of the rest of the team is not. I also understand JH is not coming back on some white horse and bringing the whole 1985 team with him. As many as 2 NFL teams will want him in his back yard. He might become the Mike Montgomery of Football, 3 high profile jobs and never have to move. If RR does go away, I would like us to go after Chris Peterson or Steve Sarkisian. I was one of the people that loved Lloyds 2007 Cap Bowl offense, but was pissed by it at the same time wondering why it didn't happen the whole year. Remember "Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust" can't even beat TCU these days. [Title]

Output: Remember he turned down


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] He may be a tool but it was Harris' fault Randy got fired. The kid regressed into a turnover machine. Next year with Golden and Morris at qb look for the canes to be a top 20 team next year and a bcs team the next. I would love him to come and be our DC. Plus the guy can recruit and do it the right way. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Sorry Jimmy is taking the Niner job so he doesn't have to move. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Unemployment. And I am RR fan. [Title]

Output: Describe this game in one word.


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Watch yo shit bitch this be mich state. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Yeah the 2006 team lived this story. The world called it no rematch. We called it BS. [Title]

Output: Yeah the 2006 team lived this


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] stellar. love it. [Title]

Output: stellar. love it.


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] How about you turn MgoBlog back into a hobby and not your whole life. [Title]

Output: How about you turn MgoBlog


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] "Wait til you see the matching hand bag" [Title]

Output: "Wait til you see the


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] Coach who might end up with 8 wins for us Vs. a coach that can get 8 wins that will bolt for the NFL in 3-5 years. I vote no change in head coach [ X ] i vote be no better off in 3 years [ ] [Title]

Output: Coach who might end up with 8


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Almost missing my flight at Ohare because I was selected for a random search. When I was in the box the guard that selected me whispered to me the oly reason I was in the box was because I was wearing a Michigan sweatshirt and if I was a buckeye fan I would be on my plane by now. [Title]

Output: Almost missing my flight at


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] If a Labron screws over Cavs fans and ESPN isn't there to broadcast it, should I care? [Title]

Output: If a Labron screws over Cavs


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Exactly why the hell should we care what a Texas newspaper says about a coach in San Diego wanting to go to Ann Arbor. [Title]

Output: Exactly why the hell should


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Let's do one position at a time. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] What do we need a TE for in RR spread? I love Koger BTW. [Title]

Output: What do we need a TE for in


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title]

Output: I spent 5 minutes with it


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] The U and the Gators are actually going to combine their programs. They will become the University of Miami-Florida. Lee Corso and Lou Holtz will co-head coach this new mega program. They will also use their two new infinite eligibility waivers and get Tim Tebow and Ray Lewis to come back and play for ever. [Title]

Output: The U and the Gators are


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Was that the 40 inch dash? [Title]

Output: Was that the 40 inch dash?


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Why is Michigan looking for a new coach? News to me... [Title]

Output: Why is Michigan looking for a


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I am not saying to do it, but I think Omar needs to be bitch slapped. [Title]

Output: I am not saying do it


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] You hear that DB. If you have heart we get Hart. Horrible pun I know. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] How about "Drunkie McPuncherpants"? Can you tell I am not a Harbaugh to Michigan fan? [Title]

Output: How about "Drunkie


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I think Campbell. He will realize that he only has two years left to prove his hype. He will lobby to go back to defense and work hard this off season and come back a beast. [Title]

Output: I think Campbell. He will


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Hope he doesn't get hurt in the first game again. [Title]

Output: Hope he doesn't get hurt in


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I about spit coffee over my monitor over the "what no lube" panel [Title]

Output: I about spit coffee over my


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] It worries me that this is our first road game after 5 home games. [Title]

Output: It worries me that this is


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] When you announce to the world you want the #1 jersey you don't get to drop passes and still be in contention. Yes he has more time to earn it but, it wont be wearing it next year. Braylon missed the easy catches that didn't mean much. He stepped up when the team needed him to do so. That is why he had the #1 jersey. [Title]

Output: When you announce to the


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I believe it when Herbie says it is so. [Title]

Output: I believe it when Herbie says


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] The only tweet I would respect if it came out is if Braylon came out and tweeted "Roundtree's lack of focus on saturday shows he is not yet worthy of #1 jersey." That would be the truth. [Title]

Output: The only tweet I would


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Yes and that choice is Chris Peterson. BTW Harbaugh is a douche who bashed Michigan just a couple years ago. We didn't forget Jimmy. [Title]

Output: Yes and that choice is Chris


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Correct me if I am wrong but they are both among the 120 teams in division 1 football. Then why can't they play for a national title. Isn't that segregation? They need to create a nonBCS national title if they can't play in the bigger kids title game. [Title]

Output: Correct me if I am wrong but


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Willingham was a genius for winning at Stanford also. We all know how his next two jobs went. [Title]

Output: Willingham was a genius for


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Hey don't lump TMZ with all of those untrustworthy media type out their. TMZ broke the Farve text messagegate 8 months ago, and because it was TMZ it was dismissed. They don't have the best tactics but are more honest than all the rest. Besides Harvey is a lawyer. [Title]

Output: Hey don't lump TMZ with all


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Jimmy has got a $70,000 bathroom. Why on earth would he leave that? http://sportsbybrooks.com/stanford-coach-harbaugh-gets-70000-bathroom-25772 [Title]

Output: Jimmy has got a $70,000


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] 1210 [Title]

Output: 1210


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Scott Dreisbach or D. Brown [Title]

Output: Scott Dreisbach


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I wouldn't say we lack killer instinct, but our redzone offense lacks something I think the phrase it is lacking is the ability to go up by two touchdowns, Purdue was the first B10 game where we did this. A two touchdown leas take huge amounts of pressure off the defense. Look at the best defenses in the NFL, when they have a two TD lead they love to take chances and send wild blitzes to force the offense, who is already off of their gameplan, to make mistakes. Our offense could have helped our D more by being smarter with the ball in the redzone. As this group grows, they will make fewer young player mistakes in the redzone. So what it is lacking "Killer Instinct".  [Title]

Output: I wouldn't say we lack killer


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] If we can just keep from being down by more than 19 at the half and we will be just fine. [Title]

Output: If we can just keep from


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] The student announcers in this broadcast were painfull to my ears. The team looks good against that high school team level competition though. [Title]

Output: The student announcers in


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I guess east coast bias is real after all. [Title]

Output: I guess east coast bias is


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Lets not forget Tebow had Hernandez, Harvin, Murphy, Cooper and the good Pouncey at center. Demps is good. Rainey is still feeling effects from stalking. This Poucey is in the wrong position. And the OC doesn't seem to know the play book. And no fullback playing QB equals must see TV. [Title]

Output: Lets not forget Tebow had


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] What is the record for having 5+ turnovers and winning for a season? [Title]

Output: What is the record for having


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Not to mention that USC v Arizona is the ABC game. [Title]

Output: Not to mention that USC v


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I dont like automatic bids, but without them ESPN would push for an all SEC bowl year for the BCS. [Title]

Output: I dont like automatic bids,


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I don't care if it is 67-65 at halftime. As long as we end up with one more point in the end. [Title]

Output: I don't care if it is 67-65


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I think she is going to fill her suit when she sees this huge jump in views. [Title]

Output: I think she is going to fill


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Yeah the rest of us rabble rousers just suck I guess. Thanks for making the rest of us enjoy posting on this site. I remember my first drunk post. It didn't go so good. Of course I went the other route than kissing most of the main posters and mods asses. That is just me though. [Title]

Output: Yeah the rest of us rabble


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] As a paster you should find Mr Newtons actions even more offensive than the rest of us. [Title]

Output: As a paster you should find


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] If your offense plays as fast as they can it keeps the D from subbing. You really want to keep the ball on your hash when you play this fast to make it evern harder for the D to sub. You reap the rewards in the second half. Look at any Oregon tape from this year. This is their MO. Fast and close to their side. [Title]

Output: If your offense plays as fast


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Wait didn't we just drop 67 on the 12 ranked defense for points per game. Who care about your debate. Just start swinging and if anyone is left awake force them to love RR. "I don't get mad. I get stabby!" -- Fat Tony [Title]

Output: Wait didn't we just drop 67


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Here is one more assumption for you. Your a douche. I"m assuming. But I think I am right. [Title]

Output: Here is one more assumption


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Duh...........................................................................!!! [Title]

Output: Duh..........................


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Rich Rod= Family Values [Title]

Output: Rich Rod= Family Values


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] It's never over as long as there is ...freep. [Title]

Output: It's never over as long as


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Lane Kiffin. We could be his 17th team in 17 years. Honestly, how much damage could he do in one year here? Yes, this is a sad attempt at humor. [Title]

Output: Lane Kiffin. We could be his


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] when everyone who could return kicks and punts for us are doing wind sprints up and down the field with the offense scoring so fast and the defence chasing people all over the field. We don't have anyone left to do the job other than Gallon. Basiclly. [Title]

Output: when everyone who could


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Us = some. Them=Less [Title]

Output: Us = some. Them=Less


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] The whole cabnet... [Title]

Output: The whole cabnet...


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] 525. Plus or minus 100. [Title]

Output: 525


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I think I heard Herbie just say Les Miles is our new coach. He has insiders so I tend to believe him. [Title]

Output: I think I heard Herbie just


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] My two cents. I am tired of everyone's opinion of RR but those who have the power to ACTUALLY fire him. They have the only opinion that matters. [Title]

Output: My two cents. I am tired of


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Please resize your STUPID pic so it does not cover the rest of the effin site please. Who today doesnt understand Height/Width ratios for images? [Title]

Output: Please resize your STUPID pic


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Is talking about MSU getting exposed any different than assuming we will "truly struggle" against a team we play against in several weeks? Just wondering. [Title]

Output: Is talking about MSU getting


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] 48-10 Penn State kickes a field goal to end the first half. To close the gap to 28-3. But Michigan rolls. [Title]

Output: 48-10 Penn State kickes a


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Use mapquest to find local tavern. When that fails to work on T-Mobile then call a friend to give you directions to local tavern. When that fails on T-Mobile then use it to barder with local whino to be your guide to local tavern. I am not a fan of T-Mobile as you can see. [Title]

Output: Use mapquest to find local


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] ILVTOFU Not a sparty plate but is a funny plate otherwise [Title]

Output: ILVTOFU Not a sparty plate


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] It funny when they have the same unemployment rate as its namesake in Michigan. They should change that first. [Title]

Output: It funny when they have the


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I am right there with you Louie. [Title]

Output: I am right there with you


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] TMZ covered this phone message story 6 months ago. More proof that TMZ is the only honest reporting left in America (even if you don't care about celebs). [Title]

Output: TMZ covered this phone


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] How new is this 25 year old rule because the oldest player in college football history was Tim Frisby. He was 39 when he played receiver for University of South Carolina. [Title]

Output: How new is this 25 year old


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Yeah but most of that was in one game against Boise State who had a 4 td lead and he almost brought them back. IIRC they ended up only losing by 3. [Title]

Output: Yeah but most of that was in


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I still hate Oregon. I hated Mike the Molester (No he never touched me) he was a douche when he was their coach. I hate the fans out here the have this sense of entitlement without ever doing anything. One thing I have to remind Duck Fans all the time is Michigan has more national titles than Oregon has 2000 yard passers. They have 7 guys do it for 10 times and we all know we have 11 championships. PS Chip is not as bad [Title]

Output: I still hate Oregon. I


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Torrents...? I know not these torrents you speak of. [Title]

Output: Torrents...? I know not


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Nanny for the James family. [Title]

Output: Nanny for the James family.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] If Alexander didn't get hurt that season, he doesn't win. FWIW [Title]

Output: If Alexander didn't get hurt


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Here is why I think you are wrong. If you are forcing a defensive player to hold back a hit the defensive player is going to get hurt. Players get hurt when they get lazy on a play. So you would like a db to get suspended because a reciever dropped his head (instead of his shoulder) when getting ready to get hit? Take the Jackson hit from sunday. The db was in proper form for the tackle. Jackson dropped his head in the path and out goes his lights. Should a fine (or suspention) be given to him for sound fundimentals. I am not a psysics major, but I did play football. You are tought to get you head across the ball and drive through the ball carrier. That is how you stop him from getting the first down. Lets not put all the players in dresses because a reciever doesn't know how to lead with his shoulder instead of his head when going into a hit. I'm just sayin' [Title]

Output: Here is why I think you are wrong.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] A lot of the time helmet to helmet contact happens when a reciever braces for the pending hit. His actions make him lower his head. The defender is already making his move to put his head across the body of the ball carrier. And then the reciever's action put himself in harms way but the penelty is given to the defense. The offense has way too many advantages as it is. Now if the defender leaves his feet doing his best Ram Man from Masters of the Universe impersonation, then yes something should be done. [Title]

Output: This is dumb...


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] So was that small groups class. [Title]

Output: So was that small groups


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Writers are happier talking about a negative story (how hot RR's ass is) than a truly remarkable story like the rise of Denard. [Title]

Output: Writers are happier talking


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I got drunk in Frederick MD this summer. We met some old friend of my girlfriend at a tapas bar. My girlfriend made a deal with me that she would pay for the dinner if I would pay for parking. We knew parking would be less than dinner, but her cost was $140. Parking ended up costing me a whole dollar. [Title]

Output: I got drunk in Frederick MD


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I hate the early games. Being so drunk by noon on the west coast is not right. Even I can see the problem there. [Title]

Output: I hate the early games.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] The only thing I could see being an advantage of being the home team in this game is the video rights. However, people a lot smarter than me worked up the deal so I am sure it is what Michigan can deal with or the game wouldn't happen. [Title]

Output: The only thing I could see


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] "Caught him standing like the house by the side of the road." Mr Ernie Harwell [Title]

Output: "Caught him standing like the


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I agree. It is one loss. How soon people forget we all agree that next year will be our year. So a loss or two not that big of a deal. Rich will be our coach for a quite a while so get used to it. The only thing Brandon needs to do is give RR an extention after we beat Iowa so we don't have dumbass threads like this one turned into. [Title]

Output: I agree. It is one loss.


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I about did a spit take when I heard him say that. So many of these guys don't even listen to themselves speak. [Title]

Output: I about did a spit take when


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Why did the MSU athletic department decide to change thier football field from natural grass to field turf? To keep their cheerleaders from grazing at half time. [Title]

Output: this one is old....


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Mr Steele was on Dan Patrick before the season and said we would win 9 games this year and play LSU in the Gator bowl. [Title]

Output: Mr Steele was on Dan Patrick


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] There was a sparty one earlier. [Title]

Output: There was a sparty one


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I think it is funny that Kirk Cousins is 59th and behind QBs out for the season. [Title]

Output: I think it is funny that Kirk


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] If some one else has put their sim card in the phone and using it the phone can be tracked by AT&T but they wont give you that info with out the cops asking for it with a sepenia. It can be found without moble me installed. They just cant give you the info due to privacy issues. [Title]

Output: If some one else has put


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Quest field or Husky stadium are open not retractable. FYI Edit: Safeco would be a disaster like the Emerald Bowl [Title]

Output: Sorry


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] If the Beavers win this game look for a bunch of future Boise State opponents to do the same. If they lose then look for the laundry department to ask for raises. [Title]

Output: If the Beavers win this game


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] She likes him. [Title]

Output: She likes her some Jake Ryan


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] 22 minutes TOP = 42 points. That is all that needs to be said. [Title]

Output: 22 minutes TOP = 42


Input: [Date] 4 days 3 hours ago [Title] I agree that we need more than 4 [Body]

Output: I think the ideal number is either 6 (with two teams on a bye the first round) or 8 teams. I don't see them expanding it any further that that. 64 teams is just plain insane.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Well, He is a good Catholic boy [Body]

Output: Well, He is a good Catholic boy


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] No! [Body]

Output: No! We don't like him so he must be a horrible coach, an abusive/neglectful father and has a tiny penis!


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 2 days ago [Title] there should be a law where that motto [Body]

Output: Can only be spoken by Tim Allen in his home improvement voice


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I wasn't aware Oregon State [Body]

Output: had a womens football team


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] surprised no one has said [Body]

Output: Jordan Kovacs


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] A buddy of mine lived in an [Body]

Output: A buddy of mine lived in an apartment building with a lot of stoner tenants in college. His Wi-Fi name was DEA Enforcement Van 1. That was before they changed it to "I can hear you having sex apartment 6"


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] nope not all of us [Body]

Output: I prefer Adidas


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] i guess I'm the only one [Body]

Output: but I prefer Adidas, not just the color. I never understood the clamor for nike... For all the UNIFORMZ complainging they still looked better than that pro combat crap. To me it always seemed like People complained about something/things that were going to happen anyway... we were going to be bad in 2008/09/10 regardless of who our apparel contract was with, and we were going to get stupid special uniforms regardless of whether it was Adidas or Nike. As far as the UNIFORMZ go, I've always thought of Adidas as the lesser of two evils. I just feel like Adidas got the contract at the wrong time and have gotten a bad rap for it. Maybe I'm wrong, just one man's opinion. /soapbox rant


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] 12 million page views in December [Body]

Output: 12 million page views durring It's Happening!... Harbaugh


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I actually liked Le Chiffre [Body]

Output: He certainly wasn't the best Bond villain, but doesn't belong on this list in my opinion. Seriously I doubt anyone would be smiling much if caught in his position. The only issues I see with him as a Bond villain is that he has more of an air of desperation about him. Also his intimidation factor stems from nothing about him but the organization for which he works. He's not the scary boss of a multinational criminal organization, he's a broker for one.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] friendships died that way [Body]

Output: My parents enforced the no Oddjob rule when my brother and I would play. So I was always Trevelyan and he was Natalya or Xenia. Proximity mine matches were the shit


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm fully aware that the [Body]

Output: I'm fully aware that the standards are different than those within the legal system, within that policy there is room for exactly the response outlined above. Suspend the guy from university grounds and functions until such time as he's proven to be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. You can still work within the universities standards without jumping to expulsion immediately. "Students, faculty and staff found to be in violation of this policy will be subject to discipline up to and including termination, expulsion or other appropriate institutional sanctions; affiliates and program participants may be removed from University programs and/or prevented from returning to campus." It looks, however that in this case the student in question removed himself from the university making the argument moot with regards to this specific case. Had this been the actions of Stanford I would argue that the previously suggested response (suspend him then expell him pending a preponderance of evidence) is a far more appropriate response. Imagine a scenario wherein someone is falsely accused of rape; the standard response would be immediate expulsion without allowing due process.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] ok, so then he gets suspended [Body]

Output: Pending a trial where he ends up being found guilty. If he was caught red handed there ought to be enough evidence to prove his guilt and he would then be expelled- but after due process. That's how this is supposed to work.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] saw that [Body]

Output: in his defense the book is phenomenal... probably the only good thing Rosenberg's ever written.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] lol wayne [Body]

Output: Is that like Rick Rofl, Jason DeRulol, or LMFAO?


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] And the girl from 4E? [Body]

Output: And the girl from 4E?


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Der Witz ist auf Sie, Ich [Body]

Output: Der Witz ist auf Sie, Ich habe keine Freundin!


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The Deal is Not Done [Body]

Output: Sources are saying Oakland is still in play


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] yeah right [Body]

Output: I'm pretty sure mistiming, poor decision making, and Rob Ninkovich were the reason for Luck's low completion percentage.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] "Did you just call me black? [Body]

Output: "Did you just call me black? Because the last time I checked the proper term was AFRICAN AMERICAN!" "But Turk lets me call him chocolate bear" "Who the hell is Turk!?!"


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I dont know why this is as funny to me as it is [Body]

Output: But I lost it when I saw this


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Douchtonia? [Body]

Output: Really?


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Title] haha [Body]

Output: it's like heartburn but stronger, shiftier, and faster!


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Title] depends... [Body]

Output: on where you set the bar for racism...


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Still need official word on Harbaugh [Body]

Output: Still need official word on Harbaugh... BREAKING NEWS: Michigan confident they got their guy after press conference... Oakland is still in play /joke...IknowitsNTHarbaugh


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I read that wrong for a second [Body]

Output: read that as Fred Jackson... almost had a heart attack


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yeah I heard them too [Body]

Output: freaking nuts. pardon the pun... or don't, f*** it!


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] duly noted [Body]

Output: its not the first time this ducking thing has led to a misunderstanding


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Punch the idiot ump for not overturning on replay too [Body]

Output: It was clearly going to clear the yellow line without the fan interference. Seriously, what in the flying fuck is going on with replay reviews this year? There have been quite a few calls that should have overturned. The only thing that I can think of is that the replay ump is protecting his fellow umps, by letting some of these calls stand.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] The Tigers are just not an intelligent team at the plate [Body]

Output: Game ending double play was the perfect example of that. JD should have been looking for a pitch up to at least get the tying run in, instead he stupidly swings at a pitch low in the zone on the very first pitch. He should have elimated the low pitch as something he would not swing at before even going to the plate. There is a reason why this team is somehow is at the top in OBP( which actually could be higher if they took more walks) and BA, but in the bottom half of the AL in runs scored. They are just awful at using their heads at the plate, with regards to situational hitting. The added speed is going to waste, because they don't do the little things to scratch out runs. Hate to say it, but barring a move or two at the deadline and V-Mart turning into last year's version, the window might have already closed.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Have we been watching the same game ? [Body]

Output: The Wings actually have more scoring chances than TB, they have played far better today than in game one.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Actually feel better about this series after today [Body]

Output: It is strange to say down 4-0, but the play has been pretty even today in terms of chances. In game one the Wings didn't look like they belonged on the ice with TB, despite the win.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] They have played much better [Body]

Output: They have carried the play at times, unfortunately one of those strange games where the scoreboard tells a different story.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] That is fucking bullshit [Body]

Output: How the hell did the Red Wings get an extra penalty out of that? TB started the whole thing.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] All the prosecution had to prove is that he was there [Body]

Output: Under the law they have, whether he pulled the trigger or not didn't matter. Admitting he was there was actually a idiotic move on the part of the defense, given that fact.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Somebody in the other thread said these were [Body]

Output: the same officials from the title game against Louisville. Is that true? If it is, what in the fuck were these jokers doing near another title game?


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Didn't catch the names of the officials [Body]

Output: Are they really the same ones, who officiated the title game against Louisville? If so, they have possibly cost two teams national titles. They should have been nowhere near a title game after the previous one.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 31 min ago [Title] Tigers should still be the favorite in the division [Body]

Output: Even with the question marks and the improvement of the Sox, they still have the most starpower in the division. The Royals lost some key pieces, and the Indians will still have the same flaws they had last year. The combination of Cabrera, Martinez, Martinez, and Cespedes could be the best 3-6 in the game and will be very difficult for opposing pitchers to deal with. The one and two combination of Price and a healthy Anibal Sanchez at the top of the rotation, regardless of what happens with Verlander is still top notch. I think non-Tiger fans underestimate Sanchez, the guy was the ERA champion in the AL two years ago. The bullpen, Verlander's performance/health and other question marks like the leadoff spot against righties might keep this team from reaching it's ultimate goal again, though.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] True [Body]

Output: The foul that was called on the wrong Louisville player and should have fouled Hancock out of the game was arguably even worse.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Was not able to watch the game [Body]

Output: 16 free throw attempts to 2, and 13 fouls to 5 seems pretty slanted. Looking at the box score it looks like they outplayed or at least matched Wisconsin in most areas, shot a higher percentage and made more field goals. Like I said I wasn't able to watch, so I don't know if the officiating was as one sided as it appears, but I would hate if a team with as much heart as this one had their NCAA dreams ended, due in part to bulllshit.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Counterpoints [Body]

Output: 1. Stanford was an absolute wreck before Harbaugh arrived, even a great recruiter would not be able to walk into that place and bring in top 10 recruiting classes. Stanford's recruiting classes in 2009 and 2010 (after he had established himself) were both significantly better than anything Stanford had brought in prior to Harbaugh arriving. Before arriving at Stanford he was also not on most people's radar as a great coach, that is clearly not the case this time around. Given the fact that Hoke and his staff were able to bring in a couple of top 10 classes I think you are being somewhat delusional, if you don't think a guy with Harbaugh's pedigree and his staff can't do the same. 2. You can win with any style. Harbaugh didn't have Alabama like talent at Stanford either, but that didn't stop him from going 12-1 in his final year. Offense regardless of what a team runs still ultimately comes down to execution and having a good gameplan. Acting as though a defense can't slow down a spread offense with a good gameplan and execution is also silly. You are also assuming that Harbaugh is more rigid than he actually is, his teams at Stanford while being heavy pro style also utilized some spread elements and SF was also one of the first teams in the NFL to start using the pistol. Harbaugh is not Hoke, his staff will call the game in the manner that it takes to win. 3. If he wins more games than the previous two HC's here none of that will matter. Winning solves everything. I am also not sure where you getting that he wore out his welcome at Stanford to an unfathomable degree, he left for he thought was a better job. Do you really think Stanford would not have wanted him back? He led them to a level of success, which was a pipe dream before he arrived


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Was going to point that out too [Body]

Output: Saying Miller didn't win a title is little disengeous when he quarterbacked a team that went undefeated and would have played for the national title (and been favored), without the sanctions.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The difference in the national title game wasn't QB play [Body]

Output: Mariotta statistically had a good day, the difference was Ohio State's offensive and defensive lines controlling the run game. Maybe from a injury standpoint there might be an advantage to having a bigger QB, but I don't think it is a requirement to match up against physical defenses. Having a physical RB and o-line is what matters for combating a physical defense.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I don't care what system he was playing in [Body]

Output: 59 total tds to only 6 turnovers is ridiculous. That is the best ratio in the history of college football. Regardless of how QB friendly Oregon's offense is, it's not like just any QB could put up those numbers. Arm strength isn't everything, if it was the Tim Couch's and Ryan Leaf's of the world would not have been NFL busts. Intelliegence and decision making can make up for not having the best arm strength. I am not sure how he will turn out, but he has the intelligence to learn a more NFL oriented scheme.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Exactly, this team didn't really need more free-swinging power [Body]

Output: They needed am everyday guy who could hit 1 or 2 ( Aoki for example, who played with KC last year) and help in the bullpen. They still have time to get bullpen help, though.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Are you assuming they resign Scherzer? [Body]

Output: Because if they don't that outcome would be a moot point since there is no way that Greene can offset the loss of Scherzer. Once again, we are back to the same conclusion, that this team at best is not any better than last year's team that wasn't good enough.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Krol was never a valuable piece of that trade in the first place [Body]

Output: Scouts had him pegged as fringe major league type of guy, who most likely would only stick in long relief. Not a surprise that is what he turned out to be. They absolutely did not get enough Fister.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Gose and Davis are not ideal 1 or 2 type of hitters [Body]

Output: Speed isn't the only component. Neither guy get's on base at a high enough clip to be a great option. Gose doesn't hit for a high enough average and Davis rarely walks. Not to mention Kinsler being a huge question mark, considering how awful he was offensively in the second half.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Not a fan of this offseason so far [Body]

Output: There is no way that losing Scherzer (assuming he isn't resigned) and Porcello from the rotation will lead to this being a better team next year, even with the addition of Cespedes, Simon, and a hopefully healthy Iglasias Not a fan of Cespedes at all, free swinger to the bone on team that already didn't take enough walks last year. He had an OBP lower than Hunter's last year. Complete one trick pony at the plate, all or nothing. His defense is really the area that will provide a significant upgrade over Hunter's production from the last two years. They still haven't done squat to bolster the bullpen, assuming Simon and Greene are in the rotation. As others have said you give up valuable trade pieces in the Simon trade for a journeymen, who fell apart in the second half of the year last year.They still don't have a legitimate number 1 or 2 type of hitter either, Kinsler was awful in the second half of the year last year, and neither Davis or Gose are 1 or 2 type of hitters. Barring any significant move (resigning Scherzer or James Shields) I don't see how anybody could argue that this team has gotten any better and they weren't good enough last year. The window may be shut at this point.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Title] They lost seven games [Body]

Output: Do you really believe all of those teams were faster, stronger or more talented?


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Harbaugh could resign if he doesn't like the trade options [Body]

Output: SF doesn't have to fire him in order for him to consider UM.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Bill Snyder of KSU is 75 [Body]

Output: I really don't see issue some people seem to have with Les Miles and his age. If Les is still passionate about coaching I don't think his age should be that big of a deal. I would prefer Harbaugh like anybody else, but Les is a good back up option with a track record of success if UM doesn't land Jim. Edit: This commented was directed at Brody's posts earlier in the thread about not wanting Miles due to his age.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Do not understand the comments in this thread [Body]

Output: The reality is the Tigers may need to overpay for Victor if they have to, because otherwise if they lose him and Scherzer they are simply not going to be a contender next year. The window will shut on the Tigers if they lose both of those guys,and don't replace them.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Somewhat dead [Body]

Output: Nowhere near the rocking house that it was in the ND UTL game. Understandable, given the circumstances.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Still standing with the players [Body]

Output: The coaches not so much. That is the important distinction.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Disagree [Body]

Output: When you have QB who can't move and protect himself from big hits, I don't see how that isn't dangerous. Same thing with Morris and his ankle, even before the concussion.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Finally switched [Body]

Output: About fucking time, idiots.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Still on both stations [Body]

Output: Go fuck yourself, ESPN.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 42 min ago [Title] Keep it coming [Body]

Output: Keep it coming


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Harbaugh is everywhere [Body]

Output: Even with a private jet, that must be exhausting.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This sucks [Body]

Output: Walton was finally playing as if he'd recovered from the toe injury, now this. Hope he gets better soon


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This team showed their hearts [Body]

Output: Proud of this team. We could have won it in the regulation if the foul on Walton had been called.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] time for him to retire [Body]

Output: time for him to retire


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Bernadette Marlen Teeley [Body]

Output: who's the tall lady Bernadette Marlen Teeley? I couldn't get any info about her AA and world champion.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] Wish him the best [Body]

Output: If this is true, I wish him the best. I'm truly grateful for what he's done to the program the last two years, especially playing out of position while we all know his talent is more suited to 3 and his future in NBA is 3.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] agree he'd be a huge get but [Body]

Output: agree he'd be a huge get but not a must get. As long as we have coach Beilein, we'll be fine in terms of recruiting talent.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] U mean one game further, [Body]

Output: U mean one game further, right?


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Best dancer [Body]

Output: This dude is the best dancer ever.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Great article [Body]

Output: It still hurts to see Morgan rolling his ankle. For those of you who'll watch the game in Chrisler Center, please show Morgan our deepest appreciation.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Thank you, Jordan Morgan! [Body]

Output: OP covered it pretty well.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Michigan outfit store in NJ? [Body]

Output: I'm also travelling to UConn this weekend. Does anybody know where i can find Michigan outfit for preschool girls in NJ? thanks.


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: No. i don't know why this question is even asked, show some confidence in our coach


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Just typical B1G officials, [Body]

Output: Just typical B1G officials, nothing special


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Title] No GR3 360 dunk? [Body]

Output: Seriously, Brian, how can you not talk about the 360 dunk?


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] Does anybody know where i can [Body]

Output: Does anybody know where i can buy tickets for the NIT games in MSG? thanks.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Best of luck to Ricardo [Body]

Output: This sucks. Thanks for what you've done for Michigan football Ricardo.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] michigan wins [Body]

Output: Michigan 20 Nebraska 10 yes


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] second this. [Body]

Output: second this.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] i need this [Body]

Output: i didn't really pay attention to what THE KNOWLEDGE had said, but after what happened during the last couple of days, i really need this.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Mike Wilbon can suck my dick [Body]

Output: Mike Wilbon can suck my dick


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Title] same here [Body]

Output: For a second, i was like WTF


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] sparty got what they deserve [Body]

Output: sparty got what they deserve


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] If SMU beats UH [Body]

Output: will they both be ranked ahead of us?


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] WTF [Body]

Output: WTF


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Not trolling, just stating facts [Body]

Output: So it is indeed classy to call other people obscene names? I think not. If you have a problem with my statements, have at it. But you attacking me personally is classless. Additionally, I'm not trolling Christianity - I'm merely stating facts. Tebow interwined his religion with football, which is why both subjects are relevant here. If you like Tebow, fine. I personally think he was a great college player and an awful NFL qb. But acting as though his consistent invocation of his faith and football are mutually exlcusive (or irrelevant to this discussion) is disingenous.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] "His Christian fan base" [Body]

Output: I said "his Christian fan base," not the entire Christian fan base. I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think Tebow's outspoken faith didn't play a pivotal role in the support he received as an NFL qb.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Classy [Body]

Output: Class act you are. I'm merely pointing out the folly of commenting on someone's character when you don't know them. Relax.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Do you know him personally? [Body]

Output: Do you know him personally? How can you say he's a "good person" without actually knowing him? I think a lot of the vitriol towards Tebow stems from the irrational support he received as an NFL qb from his Christian fan base in spite of his horrible play.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Really? [Body]

Output: 6 games, really? Care to make a wager on that? With our talent and JH in the fold 8 wins should be the floor. As noted in a recent diary, our talent far exceeds all of our opponents (minus OSU).


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Title] 'Bama [Body]

Output: This image always comes to mind when I think of Alabama and recruiting.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yes, yes we would [Body]

Output: Yes, yes we would.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] 4 star [Body]

Output: Composite: 4 star, No. 80 overall, No. 2 TE


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Real name [Body]

Output: No gimmicks


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] State by state [Body]

Output: In short, the public sector version of this will vary state by state. This may make it easier for some public school players to unionize than others depending on their location.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Private Sector vs. Public Sector [Body]

Output: It's important to note that because the University of Michigan is a public school, it is subject to the public sector labor laws of the state. These laws can be very different from those of the NLRA in the private sector. A state employment board (MERC in Michigan) would have to decide that athletes are employees based on the state laws (the PERA in Michigan). In Michigan, all the recent political animus towards public sector unions leads me to believe this would be a pretty tough sell.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] Stupid [Body]

Output: Yes, only after the red and blue did it get stupid...


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Thanks, Ollie. [Body]

Output: Thanks, Ollie.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Awful [Body]

Output: Those look awful.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Not sure if this was meant to be sarcastic, but it made me laugh.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Fair [Body]

Output: That's a fair point.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Slow [Body]

Output: He's also a very slow man. Garrett has been destroying him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Kein? [Body]

Output: Melvin Kein? (Sp)


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Didn't look like it [Body]

Output: Didn't look like it. The corner over there got sucked out of his zone, looked too skinny to be Peppers


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Picture [Body]

Output: That would explain why he isn't in the group pic, thanks.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] This [Body]

Output: This please.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Harris [Body]

Output: Does anyone know Harris's number?


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Lololololol. Goooooood luck with that Texas…


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Choice [Body]

Output: Gardner chose to honor Tom Harmon by wearing his #, he was not forced to. If Gardner wanted, he could have finished his career donning #12. As long as players can choose, I see nothing wrong with our teams honoring legends of the past. It's really the best of both worlds.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] In a word, [Body]

Output: No.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Cyborg [Body]

Output: He's not a cyborg, he's a baby. He just overreacts to any sort of injury, making people think it's more serious than it actually is.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Come on [Body]

Output: Oh come on, give the guy a "break."


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] LeVert [Body]

Output: LeVert is razor thin. Homeboy needs a sandwich.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Boom [Body]

Output: Goes the dynamite!


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Spelling [Body]

Output: Attendance*.


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] Start hammering us? [Body]

Output: We are 2-11 vs Ohio State in the past 13 years and 1-5 vs MSU the past 6 and expected to lose to both again this year. I think it's already started.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Not desperation just smart roster building [Body]

Output: from a smart head coach. Beilein didn't originally anticipate this staff would start churning kids out to the league after 2 years. He doesn't want to get caught with a bare roster again. And as much as we all get caught up in the recruiting hype because we see the instant impact it has in bball, it is unrealistic to think that we are going to real in a 5 man class full of studs. Most of the elite kids aren't recruitable because one way or another they are getting something we won't offer. There will still be plenty of scholarships available but not we also have a good base of kids who should be here to fill out the roster, like spike, and possibly overlooked kids who can really blossom under this staff, like Caris. Who by the way was a May committ.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] I love the in denial Michigan fan [Body]

Output: I know in response I'll just get called a clost sparty because that's how the world of tough internet guys works but the idea that the only reason they are a force on defense is because they cheat is beyond ridiculous. Coaches areamongst the most competitive people in the world. If MSU's schemes and defenders weren't elite and it was just clutching and grabbing every other school would be doing this. It's like the people that try to say Beilein and company aren't elite and we just jack 3s, Give credit to coaches who are elite at what they do. It's embarrassing to try to make excuses instead of tipping your hat.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Show me the seniors on the o-line that can play [Body]

Output: like the seniors on the d-line did in 2011 and I'll believe


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] I would agree if [Body]

Output: they hadn't weakened the starting rotation while also not upgrading the bullpen. Good news is the division is embarrassingly awful and the tigers have elite talent so they will easily win it and from there the playoffs are a crapshoot and they have verlander and scherzer to potentially ride to a ring. But they need to add some bullpen pieces and sign stephen drew after the summer draft or find a ss elsehwere for the whole defense/baserunning upgrade to really show from last season in my opinion.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] I think players should be able to benefit [Body]

Output: but it becomes tricky because if players can take money from boosters then recruiting becomes even messier than it already is. Sign here and we guarantee a booster will buy your autographed picture fo x dollars


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] One unlucky 1 seed is going to get OK State on their 8/9 line [Body]

Output: Hope it's not us


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] It's my fault [Body]

Output: I've been stocking that for good memories a lot recently. Watched sweet 16 Kansas game last night. I appreciate it man.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] I thought it was common knowledge every team in the country [Body]

Output: Is 100% healthy every season except Izzo's?


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] 2012 Buckeye game [Body]


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] I didn't realize they hang banners for "getting nothing" [Body]

Output: If this is how you honestly feel about the best basketball season the program has had in 20 years I feel extremely sorry for you


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] That's the equivalent of saying you can't play prevent defense [Body]

Output: in football when the other team has the ball at midfield with time for one play left because it isn't how you would normally defend a play. Interesting idea but I don't agree.


Input: [Date] 1 year 39 weeks ago [Title] No fake punt fear in the special teams section? [Body]

Output: I mean we gave one up to them last year in the 4th quarter when that was pretty much the only way they could come back and score


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Mods on rivals [Body]

Output: posted that they told campbell they were full at wr after not knowing who he was which amused him and the only interest they had in scott is at db


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] They weren't there for Campbell [Body]

Output: Still seems weird you wouldn't know about a recruit that talented but it's not like they suddenly forgot why they were there. They wanted to see if Cole was solid or if there was still a chance.


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title] It says 141 [Body]

Output: For the MSU game. But that can't be right either because there can't be 39 days in between the opener and MSU. It has to be a multiple of 7


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] 1999 [Body]

Output: Good early win over ND 26-22, tough win on the road over Wisconsin, terrific comeback down 10 at Penn St in the 4th, Brady to Quise with about 5 minutes left to beat OSU, OT win over Bama for our only BCS win, not bad...


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: anyone is on the hokey pokey bandwagon here except in a "screw you we aren't going to sink to the level of the freep and other quasi michigan fans who actively tried to get RR fired" sort of way we all want michigan to win big, this seems like a win medium move but whatever we'll see how it goes


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Ha [Body]

Output: I made the same mistake because i didn't trust rodgers staying in if he got hit again. Even better i ALSO had freeman on my bench as an option and went kitna.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Don't Forget [Body]

Output: Harbaugh


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] He's Not [Body]

Output: Going to be back. Not my personal feelings it just makes no sense for DB not to announce he is coming back while all the speculation builds and recruits jump ship. And if DB is too dumb to realize that then we have a whole new set of problems.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I'm Not [Body]

Output: Rooting one way or another since at this point i am confused and can rattle off a lot off good reasons to keep RR and a lot of good reasons to bring in Harbaugh. But isn't it pretty obvious that DB wants Harbaugh? It doesn't make any sense not to say RR is staying if he wants him to stay. Either he wants Harbaugh but doesn't know if he can get him or he knows Harbaugh is coming but they didn't want to blow things up before Stanford's first big bowl in over a decade.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] National Championships [Body]

Output: Can we please stop using national titles as the criteria by which to determine whether you are rooting for a change or want RR to stay. We won a title in 97. That was our first in 50 years. We are not a powerhouse program that rolls of national titles left and right and we never have been. We need a coach who can consistently compete for big ten titles Whoever that is is who we need whether you think that is RR or Harbaugh but to say you don't want Harbaugh because that will condemn us to going 9-3 and 10-2 all the time but never 12-0 is just stupid. I don't know if you have been under a rock the last 3 years but i would kill for 9-3 right about now.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: RR doesn't emphasize the game or understand its importance. I just think he is fully aware of how outmatched we are and that it would have a negative impact on the kids and the program to go into these games shouting off about hating OSU and having to win this game and then get blasted.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Caputo [Body]

Output: Is a moron. Everything he has said in the past 5-10 years I remember ever accidentally hearing him speak is stupid. I am amazed he can monkey a keyboard well enough to cobble together columns that would be embarrassing for an 8th grader to turn in. I don't think Tressell is concerned about coaching a specific way to beat us and make sure RR doesn't get fired. It's not like he was struggling before RR took over. Things like that really make me scared to live in a world where people like that are allowed to do anything that would possibly influence people. I don't think I am overstating that.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] It's based off current [Body]

Output: It's based off current standings and MSU hasn't had its off week yet so they have a half game on OSU and Wisc and Iowa at 5-1 compared to the 4-1 conference records of the other 3


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] If OSU [Body]

Output: beats Iowa then Wisc and OSU will go to the BCS and sparty can enjoy their one breakthrough year landing them in the capital one bowl


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Not That Many Choices This Week [Body]

Output: The week of THE GAME also features Oregon-Zona and Auburn-Bama


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: It would be embarrassing to give an extension to a guy who is 13-19 in 2+ seasons at a school used to competing for conference championships. If you are saying it still leaves the out to fire him after the season then what is the point? A lot of recruits will decommit if he is fired even if the quasi 2 year extension made them feel better right now. And if you believe he can turn it around with help from a whole new d coaching staff then the move is simply to not fire him.


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Seriously? [Body]

Output: The defense is terrible and RR seems like he may have been a step behind in realizing that and addressing it in recruiting as he focuses on the offense. If Brandon doesn't think RR can turn the defense around he should fire him. If he does then he should keep him. But please don't waste time trying to make the argument that RR should have tried to run an offense he is not familiar with, with 2 bad QBS, a terrible O-Line, no WRS and no healthy RBs. That 2008 offense was going to be terrible regardless, and in case you hadn't noticed, Michigan is averaging 35 points a game and 30 in Big Ten Play. Offense is not the problem.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It was clearly going to clear the yellow line without the fan interference. Seriously, what in the flying fuck is going on with replay reviews this year? There have been quite a few calls that should have overturned. The only thing that I can think of is that the replay ump is protecting his fellow umps, by letting some of these calls stand. [Title]

Output: Punch the idiot ump for not overturning on replay too


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Game ending double play was the perfect example of that. JD should have been looking for a pitch up to at least get the tying run in, instead he stupidly swings at a pitch low in the zone on the very first pitch. He should have elimated the low pitch as something he would not swing at before even going to the plate. There is a reason why this team is somehow is at the top in OBP( which actually could be higher if they took more walks) and BA, but in the bottom half of the AL in runs scored. They are just awful at using their heads at the plate, with regards to situational hitting. The added speed is going to waste, because they don't do the little things to scratch out runs. Hate to say it, but barring a move or two at the deadline and V-Mart turning into last year's version, the window might have already closed. [Title]

Output: The Tigers are just not an intelligent team at the plate


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The Wings actually have more scoring chances than TB, they have played far better today than in game one. [Title]

Output: Have we been watching the same game ?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It is strange to say down 4-0, but the play has been pretty even today in terms of chances. In game one the Wings didn't look like they belonged on the ice with TB, despite the win. [Title]

Output: Actually feel better about this series after today


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] They have carried the play at times, unfortunately one of those strange games where the scoreboard tells a different story. [Title]

Output: They have played much better


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] How the hell did the Red Wings get an extra penalty out of that? TB started the whole thing. [Title]

Output: That is fucking bullshit


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Under the law they have, whether he pulled the trigger or not didn't matter. Admitting he was there was actually a idiotic move on the part of the defense, given that fact. [Title]

Output: All the prosecution had to prove is that he was there


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] the same officials from the title game against Louisville. Is that true? If it is, what in the fuck were these jokers doing near another title game? [Title]

Output: Somebody in the other thread said these were


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Are they really the same ones, who officiated the title game against Louisville? If so, they have possibly cost two teams national titles. They should have been nowhere near a title game after the previous one. [Title]

Output: Didn't catch the names of the officials


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 31 min ago [Body] Even with the question marks and the improvement of the Sox, they still have the most starpower in the division. The Royals lost some key pieces, and the Indians will still have the same flaws they had last year. The combination of Cabrera, Martinez, Martinez, and Cespedes could be the best 3-6 in the game and will be very difficult for opposing pitchers to deal with. The one and two combination of Price and a healthy Anibal Sanchez at the top of the rotation, regardless of what happens with Verlander is still top notch. I think non-Tiger fans underestimate Sanchez, the guy was the ERA champion in the AL two years ago. The bullpen, Verlander's performance/health and other question marks like the leadoff spot against righties might keep this team from reaching it's ultimate goal again, though. [Title]

Output: Tigers should still be the favorite in the division


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The foul that was called on the wrong Louisville player and should have fouled Hancock out of the game was arguably even worse. [Title]

Output: True


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Body] 16 free throw attempts to 2, and 13 fouls to 5 seems pretty slanted. Looking at the box score it looks like they outplayed or at least matched Wisconsin in most areas, shot a higher percentage and made more field goals. Like I said I wasn't able to watch, so I don't know if the officiating was as one sided as it appears, but I would hate if a team with as much heart as this one had their NCAA dreams ended, due in part to bulllshit. [Title]

Output: Was not able to watch the game


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Body] 1. Stanford was an absolute wreck before Harbaugh arrived, even a great recruiter would not be able to walk into that place and bring in top 10 recruiting classes. Stanford's recruiting classes in 2009 and 2010 (after he had established himself) were both significantly better than anything Stanford had brought in prior to Harbaugh arriving. Before arriving at Stanford he was also not on most people's radar as a great coach, that is clearly not the case this time around. Given the fact that Hoke and his staff were able to bring in a couple of top 10 classes I think you are being somewhat delusional, if you don't think a guy with Harbaugh's pedigree and his staff can't do the same. 2. You can win with any style. Harbaugh didn't have Alabama like talent at Stanford either, but that didn't stop him from going 12-1 in his final year. Offense regardless of what a team runs still ultimately comes down to execution and having a good gameplan. Acting as though a defense can't slow down a spread offense with a good gameplan and execution is also silly. You are also assuming that Harbaugh is more rigid than he actually is, his teams at Stanford while being heavy pro style also utilized some spread elements and SF was also one of the first teams in the NFL to start using the pistol. Harbaugh is not Hoke, his staff will call the game in the manner that it takes to win. 3. If he wins more games than the previous two HC's here none of that will matter. Winning solves everything. I am also not sure where you getting that he wore out his welcome at Stanford to an unfathomable degree, he left for he thought was a better job. Do you really think Stanford would not have wanted him back? He led them to a level of success, which was a pipe dream before he arrived [Title]

Output: Counterpoints


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Saying Miller didn't win a title is little disengeous when he quarterbacked a team that went undefeated and would have played for the national title (and been favored), without the sanctions. [Title]

Output: Was going to point that out too


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Mariotta statistically had a good day, the difference was Ohio State's offensive and defensive lines controlling the run game. Maybe from a injury standpoint there might be an advantage to having a bigger QB, but I don't think it is a requirement to match up against physical defenses. Having a physical RB and o-line is what matters for combating a physical defense. [Title]

Output: The difference in the national title game wasn't QB play


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] 59 total tds to only 6 turnovers is ridiculous. That is the best ratio in the history of college football. Regardless of how QB friendly Oregon's offense is, it's not like just any QB could put up those numbers. Arm strength isn't everything, if it was the Tim Couch's and Ryan Leaf's of the world would not have been NFL busts. Intelliegence and decision making can make up for not having the best arm strength. I am not sure how he will turn out, but he has the intelligence to learn a more NFL oriented scheme. [Title]

Output: I don't care what system he was playing in


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] They needed am everyday guy who could hit 1 or 2 ( Aoki for example, who played with KC last year) and help in the bullpen. They still have time to get bullpen help, though. [Title]

Output: Exactly, this team didn't really need more free-swinging power


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Because if they don't that outcome would be a moot point since there is no way that Greene can offset the loss of Scherzer. Once again, we are back to the same conclusion, that this team at best is not any better than last year's team that wasn't good enough. [Title]

Output: Are you assuming they resign Scherzer?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Scouts had him pegged as fringe major league type of guy, who most likely would only stick in long relief. Not a surprise that is what he turned out to be. They absolutely did not get enough Fister. [Title]

Output: Krol was never a valuable piece of that trade in the first place


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Speed isn't the only component. Neither guy get's on base at a high enough clip to be a great option. Gose doesn't hit for a high enough average and Davis rarely walks. Not to mention Kinsler being a huge question mark, considering how awful he was offensively in the second half. [Title]

Output: Gose and Davis are not ideal 1 or 2 type of hitters


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] There is no way that losing Scherzer (assuming he isn't resigned) and Porcello from the rotation will lead to this being a better team next year, even with the addition of Cespedes, Simon, and a hopefully healthy Iglasias Not a fan of Cespedes at all, free swinger to the bone on team that already didn't take enough walks last year. He had an OBP lower than Hunter's last year. Complete one trick pony at the plate, all or nothing. His defense is really the area that will provide a significant upgrade over Hunter's production from the last two years. They still haven't done squat to bolster the bullpen, assuming Simon and Greene are in the rotation. As others have said you give up valuable trade pieces in the Simon trade for a journeymen, who fell apart in the second half of the year last year.They still don't have a legitimate number 1 or 2 type of hitter either, Kinsler was awful in the second half of the year last year, and neither Davis or Gose are 1 or 2 type of hitters. Barring any significant move (resigning Scherzer or James Shields) I don't see how anybody could argue that this team has gotten any better and they weren't good enough last year. The window may be shut at this point. [Title]

Output: Not a fan of this offseason so far


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Do you really believe all of those teams were faster, stronger or more talented? [Title]

Output: They lost seven games


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] SF doesn't have to fire him in order for him to consider UM. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh could resign if he doesn't like the trade options


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I really don't see issue some people seem to have with Les Miles and his age. If Les is still passionate about coaching I don't think his age should be that big of a deal. I would prefer Harbaugh like anybody else, but Les is a good back up option with a track record of success if UM doesn't land Jim. Edit: This commented was directed at Brody's posts earlier in the thread about not wanting Miles due to his age. [Title]

Output: Bill Snyder of KSU is 75


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The reality is the Tigers may need to overpay for Victor if they have to, because otherwise if they lose him and Scherzer they are simply not going to be a contender next year. The window will shut on the Tigers if they lose both of those guys,and don't replace them. [Title]

Output: Do not understand the comments in this thread


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Nowhere near the rocking house that it was in the ND UTL game. Understandable, given the circumstances. [Title]

Output: Somewhat dead


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The coaches not so much. That is the important distinction. [Title]

Output: Still standing with the players


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Body] When you have QB who can't move and protect himself from big hits, I don't see how that isn't dangerous. Same thing with Morris and his ankle, even before the concussion. [Title]

Output: Disagree


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] About fucking time, idiots. [Title]

Output: Finally switched


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Go fuck yourself, ESPN. [Title]

Output: Still on both stations


Input: [Date] 5 days 7 hours ago [Title] But PeeWee was told he could stay on scholarship [Body]

Output: though medicaled. He transferred because he wanted to play, despite the UofM staff telling him it wasn't advisable medically. As for believing it's "basically impossible to be to remain academically eligible and not get your degree in 4 years given that players also attend summer sessions." Isn't it true that lots of guys choose to spread out their classes and take less credits each year so they can do well academically despite all the athletic demands on their time? Of course that assumes they get that extra year to work for their degree.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Was thinking it was a rear-view Barbie Doll [Body]

Output: Very long-waisted torso with tiny waist and hips.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Are those guys not really All Big Ten [Body]

Output: Are those guys not really All Big Ten because the Big Ten really has.... Wait. How many teams are there now? Pedants obviously have no place in the New Big Ten-or-More.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Who else feels really old [Body]

Output: reading WD agonizing about feeling old?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Wash-ing Keith-ton... [Body]

Output: Shifting syllables along with positions?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Yes. And possibly going back [Body]

Output: From great article about his background, current life and future plans (well worth reading) in MLive article linked below in mgo.licio.us (oh, okay-- here too): This month, Morgan will play for the Orlando Magic in the NBA Summer League in Orlando. He hopes to land in the Las Vegas Summer League, as well. He's a long shot to earn a regular-season roster spot in the NBA, but that dream isn't dead. If it doesn't happen, he's comfortable heading back to Italy for another year. Two engineering degrees and the great work of his foundation promise he'll be comfortable doing something useful wherever he goes.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Another couple dos: [Body]

Output: 1. Wear sunscreen. 2. Tell Harbaugh to wear sunscreen. Please.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Pharaohs are mere humans! [Body]

Output: These guys are both Egyptian Gods and Saints! /not religion


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Michigan tradition [Body]

Output: (see: Elliot Mealer.) Good to know it applies even to athletic injuries.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] He'd already visited Ann Arbor with a classmate [Body]

Output: and he was told he should come to their Prattville camp so they could evaluate him further. Apparently they liked what they saw. And he liked what he'd seen of Michigan, so he pulled the trigger (with an enthusiasm unknown to... well, more known now).


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] And that's the kind of kid we can get excited about [Body]

Output: The diamond in the rough we watch proving all the doubters wrong. (See linked article above mentioning guys Saban thinks aren't big enough for linebacker.) And who wants to play school as well.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This quote seems pretty relevant to this thread [Body]

Output: Secondly, Harbaugh looks like the rebel going against the big, bad SEC, and that's appealing to the kid Saban isn't recruiting because he's too short to play linebacker. Harbaugh won't get the player who grew up wanting to play for Alabama or Auburn, but he'll get the one who wants to try something different or prove he was worthy of an SEC scholarship. A good read.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Gosh. I feel so old and out of touch. [Body]

Output: In my day, the guys with big tattoos hung out with motorcycle gangs and didn't have actual parents (or at least wouldn't admit to it). The guys in the parents' basement wore dingy T-shirts and sneakers (not to be confused with athletic shoes or trainers, which were a bit too new-fangled to find their way down to the basement). Or so I'm told.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Title] And no comment from the commentators [Body]

Output: Guess the networks can't use that protective mini-delay used for most live events due to the gambling?