Input: [Date] 6 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] If seems like you bitch and moan for every single kid that might commit or has committed that isn't a 4 star. Do you not like this kid because you yourself are a great talent evaluator or because you see a single number next to their name and assume you know everything there is to know about the kid? How about instead of analyzing every kid by a single number, you start thinking for yourself and develop a much more informed opinion of the kid before you pass judgement based on the 'star rating'. For instance, what are the kids offers? What is the actual scouting on the kid? Does this kid fit our scheme? Has this kid attended recent camps? If so, how did he do? Have the coaches been able to study just his film or have they also had the opportunity to see him in person? Also, if he is a three-star, is he a low 3-star, or he is just a couple of positional players away from being a four-star? What are the kid's weaknesses? Are these things that can coached up or not? I think if you go through each of those questions and form your own informed opinion for these recruits you might find yourself not being so unhappy about the lack of stars attached to their name. End rant. [Title]

Output: If seems like you bitch and


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Heaven forbid a player wants to get paid what he is worth on the open market considering the cash cow that is the NFL. Teams don't show any loyalty to the players so why complain about players not showing loyalty to the team? [Title]

Output: Heaven forbid a player wants


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You seemed to convienantly ignore the fact that those people you listed are all freshman or sophomores and that Walton, one of those highly rated players, has been playing with a bad toe all year. Even highly rated players can't be expected to to carry a team their first few seasons, yet that is exactly what has been asked of them. It has led to a few poor outings, but one can see the improvement and continued development. So yes, the scrappy underdog narrative is appropiate for this team. [Title]

Output: You seemed to convienantly


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Drummond is well on his way to filling that role. And he was drafted ninth overall. [Title]

Output: Drummond is well on his way


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] Exactly. The people that complain about Avila are the same who think batting average and how many RBIs they have are super important to being a good hitter. [Title]

Output: Exactly. The people that


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You are aware that Kyle Kalis did something similar, except he switched from Ohio State to Michigan right? [Title]

Output: You are aware that Kyle Kalis


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] 1. I am just trying to say that Michigan isn't so stocked with proven running back talent that we can act like we are completely fine without him. Any talented guys we can add to the fold will certainly help. 2. We do not know for a fact they will get better coaching until we get a running back coach and see how they perform during a live game. Until then, we are just hoping that Fred Jackson wasn't a great coach near the end and anyone we get will have to be better. [Title]

Output: 1. I am just trying to say


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] That is all? As in that is all of the running backs on the roster next year and we may be in trouble because one is an unproven transfer, one just tore their ACL again, and the other two have been underwhelming over a large sample size? Or that is all as in, they had all these recruiting stars and all that glitters is gold? [Title]

Output: That is all? As in that is


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Just cause your user name is a guy that is a cold-hearted bastard on a television show doesn't mean you need to live up to that standard. [Title]

Output: Just cause your user name is


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Trip to the title game was spearheaded by Burke, Hardaway, and McGary with Staukas and Robinson providing support. Trip to the elite eight was Stauskas, Levert, Morgan, and Robinson. Two entirely different cores that made those runs and its not even debatable. [Title]

Output: Trip to the title game was


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Actually you can. You just can't keep turning these relatively under the radar kids into first round draft picks. Unless you are getting one and done kids routinely, losing six very talented kids in two years is very hard to overcome. [Title]

Output: Actually you can. You just


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] We made two deep tourney runs with two very different cores. I believe that discredits your Matt Painter comparison, no? [Title]

Output: We made two deep tourney runs


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You can't use experience when we are ranked behind both of those schools and #322 overall in experience. Talent-wise are we better? Absolutely. Experience. Not a chance. And sometimes those young guys take a few years to turn the corner and play consistently good basketball. Michigan basketball has been lucky to have freshman and sophomores capable of stepping up in the past two years but lets not act like thats a given. Some guys take more time. Chapman will be one of those. His top 30 ranking belies his future potential. Not necessarily instant impact. Thats okay. But if thats the case, we are left with our three guards, Spike, and a bunch of raw freshman. When those four are on we can beat very good teams. But if one or more struggle we can lose to anyone. Just give it time. This season will be a roller coaster but I expect them them to improve given Beilein's track record and probably surprising you at the end. [Title]

Output: You can't use experience when


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Except Beilein has shown he can win a lot of games with an exceptionally young roster. To expect that to be maintained every year is just ridiculous. [Title]

Output: Except Beilein has shown he


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] And your posts stem from a lack of a brain which would be an exaggeration if you didnt say the reigning big ten coach of the year is on the hot seat. [Title]

Output: And your posts stem from a


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This team lost a coin flip to a legitimate top ten tean and has beaten two solid programs in Oregon and Syracuse. If you are going to let two poor games in a 30 game season lead you to not care then I don't know what to tell you. Its within your right as a fan. But come on man. We have one of the youngest teams in the country coupled with one of the best coaches in the country. There will be progression. It won't be as sweet as the last two years but it will be eons more exciting than seeing this team under Amaker or a football team coached by Hoke. [Title]

Output: This team lost a coin flip to


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] 2013 Michigan football wasn't coached by a guy who had already won two Big Ten regular season titles or had gone to a national championship game two years prior. [Title]

Output: 2013 Michigan football wasn't


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Doesn't come close you say? So this team has played really well and lost a coin flip to a top ten team and it has now played poorly in two games against inferior competition. Experience would certainly help with this teams consistency. Oh and so would Burke, Stauskas, Robinson, McGary, or Horford. But yeah, having to play guys like Spike and Bielfeldt most of the game with no other viable alternatives has nothing to do with our performance... [Title]

Output: Doesn't come close you say?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This team has five schloarship players that aren't freshmen. Three of those are two star flyer level players and one of those has improvred to be potentiallly an all-big ten player. In the past two years we have lost five players (4 first round picks and an early second round) early to the NBA and another one (Horford) because he thought one of those guys (McGary) wasn't going to the NBA. Does that justify these two losses? No. Is this rough to go through? Absolutely. But at some point these defections along with not recruiting like the Dukes of the world every year was going to catch up. Everyone just needs to relax and be willing to tough it out with this team. There will be more heartbreakers. And there will also be reasons for optimism. In Beilein I trust. [Title]

Output: This team has five schloarship players that aren't


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Sounds like another case where the agent leaks these reports in the hopes their client (Cutliffe) gets an extension and raise. [Title]

Output: Sounds like another case


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] 1. Making a bowl game does not mean you had a good year or your team is any good. 2. If Michigan played 3 cream puffs + 1 power 5 non-conference opponent similarly to Illinois we would be in a bowl game as well. Or taken in reverse, if they played our non-conference schedule, they would too would be staying home this holiday season. [Title]

Output: 1. Making a bowl game does


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] If I were the Big 12, I would hold off on adding any additional teams and begin fighting for the college football playoff to be expanded to 6 or 8 teams. If that can occur within a reasonable time frame, they wouldn't have to add two sub-par teams and their seat at the table is then assured every year. [Title]

Output: If I were the Big 12, I would


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If I had to guess it is because Saban is so far and away the best coach in college football that it can be a turn off to see them winning or coming close to winning a national title every year. [Title]

Output: If I had to guess it is


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Its upsetting but at the end of the day how much will this loss actually swing our RPI? 4 spots? Thats a single seed line and easily overcome. I mean Kansas lost at home to TCU (approximately a comparable loss) two years ago and was only a Trey Burke miracle away from going to the Elite 8. Things are going to be okay. [Title]

Output: Its upsetting but at the end


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Dhani Jones on that travel show? I can't remember the name off the top of my head. [Title]

Output: Dhani Jones on that travel


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Body] "Everyone has an opinion, and I am no different," Carr said Thursday. "If I had a choice, I would choose Jim Harbaugh. But it will be Jim Hackett's decision, and that is as it should be." Thats literally all he said when asked his opinion on the coaching search. Maybe you need to turn off your cell/computer if thats how you are going to react when a former coach provides a rationale answer to something he was asked. [Title]

Output: "Everyone has an opinion, and


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I think you are being a bit harsh towards the OP considering you could say the same thing for 99% of the board posts since Hoke was fired. [Title]

Output: I think you are being a bit


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 hours ago [Body] Got to love spread haters and their anecdotal evidence (Rich Rod failed here!) in the face of years and years of data points that indicate its an easer and more effective offensive system to run. [Title]

Output: Got to love spread haters and


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Michigan needs to get the right coach with a system that will allow for us to win the most games a few years from now. I am fine with a less than stellar record next year if it means Michigan is set up for sustainable sucess further down the road. There are always a few bumps in a coaching transistion, and I understand the mindset of wanting to minimize those, but this can not come at the expense of hiring someone who offers Michigan the most potential once his system is in place. [Title]

Output: Michigan needs to get the


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Dear God man. You do realize that if you are playing football at a big time school, your college experience is largely going to be influenced by who is the head coach? These kids should reconsider their commitment any time a coach is fired or leaves a program. [Title]

Output: Dear God man. You do realize that if you are


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Title] ESPN power behind college sports throne?? [Body]

Output: Again ESPN trying to show it's muscle.... Great article over on USA Today questioning if ESPN is behind the whole conference realignment mess going on. I cant link but a very good read....


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I don't wanna be a "Debbie Downer"..... [Body]

Output: BUT we all have to look at this objectively and not put all the cart before the horse! Kalis is going to take his time and not be too hasty...besides according the some Miami sites they are CHOMPING at the bit to get him on campus and are pulling out their big guns!! Dunn on the other hand is the sleeper in my eyes....i think he will want to stick it to tOSU then back it up on the field. Wilson and Wormly are dark horses....a majority saying Wormly is a lock to us might need that seatbelt if he thumbs his nose at us...and Wilson who knows.


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Chaos will reign if this CC [Body]

Output: Chaos will reign if this CC comes to fruition.....AZ obiviously picked a dark horse and childhood fav....more dashed hopes and dreams on tap no matter what happens im sure!! Wish we could flash forward to next week and see the carnage on this board....GO BLUE!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] LARGEST compliance office in [Body]

Output: LARGEST compliance office in NCAA....great pick up Talcelm


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Looks to me like Borens!! [Body]

Output: Looks to me like Borens!! LMFAO!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Simply put....BAD ASS!! [Body]

Output: Simply put....BAD ASS!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Will a new coat of paint and [Body]

Output: Will a new coat of paint and better field bring recruits to Bama?? How can this not be against the rules?!?!?!?!? F*^K SATAN SABAN!!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] This is how real men play [Body]

Output: This is how real men play football!! Not in a dome and NOT IN THE SOUTH!! lol


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Clown College for Girls..... [Body]

Output: When a school starts out as a all girls school in the 50s and has an on site circus to this day HOW GOOD DO THE GRADES HAVE TO BE!! Heck look back at OTL on ESPN last year some of the best players thru the years can't even read...but are on the football team!!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Hmmmm....could be interesting [Body]

Output: Hmmmm....could be interesting if Crawford has thta kind of influence....but that could be a double edge sword since Ha Ha is all iln Dee's ear bout Bama.....


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] This would be an amazing [Body]

Output: This would be an amazing series...but anyone have a clue when they are thinking?


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] I agree with drewandblue [Body]

Output: I agree with drewandblue about the whole media empowering HS kids with the nonstop questions and honestly badgering some of them to the point of they will say anything to get the media outta thier faces. I'm sure this will continue to only get hyped the closer it gets to NSD but come on wolverine fans dont get your hopes up too much....we have a great team now and its only going to get better!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Numerous teams wanted him as [Body]

Output: Numerous teams wanted him as a DB or slot reciever. KSU, UCF and us were primarily after DRob as a starting QB. Yes i misspoke when i said no one recruited him...but only a few teams put in a HUGE effort to get him...and thank god we won that battle!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Watch out for Al Golden [Body]

Output: Watch out for Al Golden tho....for being a "lesser hire" to some of Miami alum he has ALOT of people excited and expecting HUGE changes!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] USC took KU to the wire today [Body]

Output: USC took KU to the wire today and we have much more depth and talent than USC...GO BLUE!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] WELCOME NEW WOLVERINE!! [Body]

Output: WELCOME NEW WOLVERINE!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] It won't be Randy Shannon... [Body]

Output: Well one DC gone...Randy Shannon hired by Texas to become new DC.....I like Heater as well but not sure many are going to commit with the HC job still so up in the air...


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] ..... [Body]

Output: When pigs fly.....


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] RR mentioned on Canes boards..... [Body]

Output: Granted RR was mentioned AT FIRST on many of the Canes boards but now many saying if Gruden falls thru Edsell (UConn), Hoke (SDSU) &Leach (Pirate) are leading HC search.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Great thoughts!! [Body]

Output: Im sure we have all aad emotions crashing thru us like ocean waves but DB is going to make the right decision! DB being a Michigan man thru and thru knows how our proud football tradition weaves us fans together. We are the greatest college football fans anywhere and many of us are in pain from the past 3 years, granted we ARE going to the first bowl game, but pain nevertheless. I know none of us wants a repeat of that HUGE DEBACLE with Les Miles, our fans cannot take another shot to the chin like that. All you have to do is look to the Miami Hurricane boards to see what they are going thru with the Jon Gruden fiasco....WE DO NOT WANT NEEDLESS BLATHERING OR GUESSING OR PONTIFICATING....WE WANT A COACH TO LEAD US OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF OUR DESPAIR AND BACK TO THE GLORY THAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!! GO BLUE!!! Sorry for all the caps....


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Malzahn...really?!? [Body]

Output: I know the whole Cam Newton saga is only going to drag on but who really thinks Gus will leave a potential long term BCS game program?? Many a recruit has shunned what is considered his "lock school" just to be with Gus and his offense. No way he goes to a school rebuilding for the second time in less than 5 years.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] you can listen to the replay [Body]

Output: you can listen to the replay on his online site....sorry i cant post the link damn military firewalls....


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] True... [Body]

Output: Very true but now the national is stirring the pot.... Trust me i bleed blue and we need to SMOKE the **ckeyes!!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Sorry.... [Body]

Output: Sorry bout that wish i was able to be on longer to aquire points...thats the issue when you are in a tent in the desert......


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Joe Rose Show [Body]

Output: Actually it was Herbie saying it....


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Not just Douchey Lynn saying RR fired.... [Body]

Output: Kirk Herbstreit on Joe Rose today said Rich Rod will likely fired on Monday and within 24 hours Jim will be named as Michigan head coach.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Herbstreit says RR fired on Monday..... [Body]

Output: Kirk Herbstreit on Joe Rose today said Rich Rod will likely fired on Monday and within 24 hours Jim will be named as Michigan head coach.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Joe Rose Show outta Miami....RR FIRED!! [Body]

Output: Kirk Herbstreit on Joe Rose today said Rich Rod will likely fired on Monday and within 24 hours Jim will be named as Michigan head coach. Here we go again!!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Boooooo OSU [Body]

Output: How i love the use of snake oil....... GO BLUE!!


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Joe Rose Show in Miami..... [Body]

Output: Sorry for the 2nd post but since i've lost so many points someone needs to post the previous on the main board and see what kind of reaction we get....i think burning Herbstreit in effigy is a start!! He is part of the reason we are in the current situation we are in...his HUGE Big Blue hating mouth spouting his rants and chaffing everyone.....


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Title] To be clear, I didn't mean [Body]

Output: To be clear, I didn't mean that Harbaugh will tell every kid he talks to that they'll play both ways, but if he maintains the practice of using skilled players in such a fashion, then you can bet that elite recruits will ask about it at the very least. Harbaugh doesn't have to promise anything but an opportunity, which I'm sure is all he ever promises. But it's nice to have that history behind him to prove he's not just selling snake oil to kids.


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Title] Like it or not, if he is, as [Body]

Output: Like it or not, if he is, as I stated "really productive" playing three ways there will be no stopping the early Heisman talk. Nowhere did I say he's going to win it, but the TV analysts always throw out their early hopefuls, and having UM players getting any positive talk after the past few years is a good thing. It doesn't mean he'll win it, but positive press is always good when it comes to recruiting HS kids who have big dreams.


Input: [Date] 2 days 33 min ago [Title] Peppers playing offense could [Body]

Output: Peppers playing offense (as well as defense and special teams of course) could be the greatest thing to happen for the immediate future of the program, for several reasons, none of which are likely lost on someone as shrewd as Jim Harbaugh. 1. Get the best athlete on the field that much more 2. Get the ball in his hands and watch him dazzle 3. If he's really productive, generate Hesiman buzz, which further gets UM on major networks and not bumped by garbage teams, more Jabrill-centric highlight shows, etc. 4. If he's not really productive, it still makes the defense have to game plan for him 5. It becomes a great recruiting pitch for high level athletes who wish to play both ways 6. Profit


Input: [Date] 2 days 15 hours ago [Title] Could be a little awkward if [Body]

Output: Could be a little awkward if some German person addresses him. And junior high hilarious too.


Input: [Date] 6 days 8 hours ago [Title] Sound advice, coming from one [Body]

Output: Sound advice, coming from one Dr. Kimble. The problem is that if he ran, he'd probably get away temporarily, looking like he was going to escape, only to get caught before reaching his destination.


Input: [Date] 6 days 8 hours ago [Title] It actually does work like [Body]

Output: It actually does work like that, quite often. And in this case, I'm pretty sure Urban is more than capable of figuring out a role for a guy who has (for several years) mostly done nothing but shred other teams once he's gotten the ball in his hands. You have seen Miller play, haven't you? The dude simply has to get touches and the yards will come. This new role won't be much of a transition from his old role as a dual threat QB. The only concern for OSU is his durability.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] You mean Harbaugh will make [Body]

Output: You mean Harbaugh will make this team so good that we will be forced to play NFL teams? I can see it.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I can't really agree with the [Body]

Output: I can't really agree with the underachieving part of your assessment. If he underachieved with All Conference and All American play, leading to him being a first round draft selection, then I hope we get lots more underachievers - ASAP. The asshat part is highly probable, however.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Probably not Barwis [Body]

Output: Sounds to me like he's at a Holiday Inn Express.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Over 100 posts and not one of [Body]

Output: Over 100 posts and not one of them from "I Like Burgers". HE IS A FRAUD.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Also in the UP, albeit the [Body]

Output: Also in the UP, albeit the eastern end (in the Soo), you've got the "Big C" from Clyde's and the West Pier drive in burgers. Both are very much worth a stop if you're looking for a good, and large, burger.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I think he meant Terrelle [Body]

Output: I think he meant Terrelle Pryor, who is there approximately 30-40 hours a week.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] FWIW, Chris Balas has matter [Body]

Output: FWIW, Chris Balas has (quite matter-of-factly) gone on record saying Hawkins will go blue.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Don't sell the guy short; [Body]

Output: Don't sell the guy short; he's both of those things.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Holy shit [Body]

Output: Dude has an NFL build already.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hello: Willis [Body]

Output: Hello: Willis


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Good thing there's a pill for [Body]

Output: Good thing there's a pill for that nowadays.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's only because that's [Body]

Output: That's only because that's the last time ESPN updated its rankings.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If you were a real fan, you'd [Body]

Output: If you were a real fan, you'd have left work early to do that. (says the guy with no avatar)


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] #fab30 [Body]

Output: #fab30


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Yes, but that's just her [Body]

Output: Yes, but that's just her stage name.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] He had been discussed a bit [Body]

Output: He had been discussed a bit on the Rivals board by a member who seemed to know quite a bit about him. Said member also thought he'd likely be a commit. Voilà!


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Agreed. His comments toward [Body]

Output: Agreed. His comments toward the end of the video about making a difference are so true and insightful, especially for a young guy fresh out of college.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Well he's a former Red, so [Body]

Output: Well he's a former Red, so there's always the Ohio Hall of Fame.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Well alcohol does tend to [Body]

Output: Well alcohol does tend to provide a means for some people to absolve themselves from responsibility or accountability after imbibing, so I guess it's a fitting tribute for ol' Joe.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Thanks for the correction. [Body]

Output: Thanks for the correction. Seems I should've known that, but I mainly recall a HS buddy living in Tucson and saying he was 3 hours behind when we would chat on the phone.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If he works for the Suns, [Body]

Output: If he works for the Suns, then he likely lives in AZ, which is in the Pacific time zone. So it maybe wasn't all that late for him to be awake and tweeting. He could still be a tremendous douche, though.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Not a good idea, we don't [Body]

Output: Not a good idea, we don't want our boys getting MIP's.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I totally agree. Tomorrow [Body]

Output: I totally agree. Tomorrow would be a much better day for him to commit.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I'll be quite depressed if [Body]

Output: I'll be quite depressed if that Despond Fitzpatrick kid doesn't go blue.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] I need the extra long kind. [Body]

Output: I need the extra long kind. Extra long shelf life.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Good to know we CAN have it [Body]

Output: Good to know we CAN have it both ways, at least when it comes to being miserable.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Not only am I buckled, but [Body]

Output: Not only am I buckled, but I'm wearing a Nomex suit, a cup, steel toed boots, and I have a condom on. Preemptive appendectomy tomorrow, vasectomy next week. HARBAUGH


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] Harbaugh laying pipe(lines) [Body]

Output: Harbaugh laying pipe(lines) all over America! HIS America!


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] I'm not convinced that he's [Body]

Output: I'm not convinced that he's all that worried about the accuracy of his résumé.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] I remember not long ago when [Body]

Output: I remember not long ago when I thought this would be the longest off season ever, mostly because I am dying to see a Jim Harbaugh team hit the field. Boy, was I wrong; this off season has been the best I've ever seen. We're seeing a Jim Harbaugh team (of coaches) hit a different type of field, and it's damned near as entertaining as fall Saturdays. HARBAUGH


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Or if that didn't fly, maybe [Body]

Output: Or if that didn't fly, maybe sue for defecation of cooler?


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] What's so "deceptive" about [Body]

Output: What's so "deceptive" about his athleticism?


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Or just recruit me [Body]

Output: I've got 4 years of eligibility remaining and would only use up one scholarship.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] And what was their record in [Body]

Output: And what was their record in the years before Harbaugh got there?


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Yeah he's gonna need [Body]

Output: Yeah he's gonna need an....Ace bandage on each arm, amirite?!


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Harbaugh pressure! [Body]

Output: Harbaugh pressure!


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Title] While we're at it, he didn't [Body]

Output: While we're at it, he didn't land a "top 10" recruiting class upon arrival in A2, either.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Title] All kidding aside, I think [Body]

Output: All kidding aside, I think this season will reveal that there is actually some pretty good talent on this UM football team. Those close wins will turn into 2-3 TD wins, the close losses will be wins, and the poundings will cease, possibly even turn into narrow victories for the good guys.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Title] We couldn't land Pharaoh a [Body]

Output: We couldn't land Pharaoh a few years back, so I doubt we stand a chance with Amon-Ra or Osiris.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] Awesome. I wasn't sure how [Body]

Output: Awesome. I wasn't sure how many people here were Young Frankenstein fans, but I went ahead with the reference anyway.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] Oops. Apologies. I'll [Body]

Output: Oops. Apologies. I'll accept my deleted thread with dignity and grace.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I wonder if he will feign the [Body]

Output: I wonder if he will feign the same outrage when he finds out about Caleb Kelly and the Fresno satellite camp. Actually, I really don't care what this douche thinks.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] More like "troll bama troll", [Body]

Output: More like "troll bama troll", amirite?! /slaps knee


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's Blash-ill. Or I suppose [Body]

Output: It's Blash-ill. Or I suppose one could say Bla-shill, with the "a" sound like "black".


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I wasn't aware I was "playing [Body]

Output: I wasn't aware I was "playing naïve". Oops there I go again. /s But seriously, the skepticism over exactly ONE offer/commit of an unknown player and possibly one more makes no sense to me. Is it so hard to believe that there are overlooked but highly talented players in Alabama and Florida? It isn't for me. If Harbaugh filled the roster with unranked players, all on the 2nd day of Summer Swarm, then I might wonder a bit. But that's not the case here.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] So you're saying that these [Body]

Output: So you're saying that these offered kids aren't very good players? Can you detail for us why or how you've concluded that? Or did I misinterpret your post?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Agree with all the above, AND [Body]

Output: Agree with all the above, AND the eye test. He passes that easily. Dude looks about as stout as a 17(?) year old kid can.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Onward to PA today [Body]

Output: Just checked in The Fort to see Spath saying he's never seen so many people (at the Easton, PA Summer Swarm camp). If anyone would like to check his Twitter and post the pic he took, you'll see a huge crowd of kids ready to go this morning.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] That writer did a nice job [Body]

Output: That writer did a nice job covering the camp and has several articles posted. He said that 475 kids showed up. The term "epic" is often overused these days, but I think it applies here, and probably will continue to apply to the things Harbaugh does.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] A guy on the Rivals board was [Body]

Output: A guy on the Rivals board was in AL at the Prattville camp yesterday and got lots of pics, including at least one with Coach. Needless to say his thread got stickied. But I said it anyway.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] There wasn't anything [Body]

Output: There wasn't anything detailed last I logged in. The Rivals guys are pretty busy this weekend and will post more later, per Spath et al.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The event is being held at [Body]

Output: The event is being held at Ravens facilities, so that's probably the main part of it. However, can you imagine the recruiting pull that 1-2 punch would have? Tip of the hat to Rivals' Brandon Brown (late of this site) for that tidbit.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Worth noting is that one John [Body]

Output: Worth noting is that one John Harbaugh is at the Rivals 5-star challenge and talking to potential UM signees. This can't be a bad thing.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Edit: too slow [Body]

Output: Edit: too slow


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You misspelled "misspelling". [Body]

Output: You misspelled "misspelling". Is this a good example of irony?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I saw a tweet from some Ben [Body]

Output: I saw a tweet from some Ben Bolton guy that said the camp was running 45 minutes late due to the length of the registration line. HARBAUGH


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Purely out of respect for the [Body]

Output: Purely out of respect for the rivalry, I suggest also inviting Urban to suck it.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Really? I think you're in [Body]

Output: Really? I think you're in the minority, as the majority of us find them to be incredibly titillating.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Lorenz saying "big" leads me [Body]

Output: Lorenz saying "big" leads me to believe he's dropping a hint, as in physical stature. Isn't Ben Bredeson a fairly large dude? I'm choosing to believe it's him.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Steve Lorenz tweeted that [Body]

Output: Steve Lorenz tweeted that it's between ND and UM for Bredeson. If true, I like our chances.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Do you think he ever attended [Body]

Output: Do you think he ever attended any satellite camps?


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] With a name like Garman, I'm [Body]

Output: With a name like Garman, I'm not really surprised that he's so well traveled.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Well we missed out on Berger [Body]

Output: Well we missed out on Berger not long ago, so hopefully we at least can get Fries.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Good observation. And all [Body]

Output: Good observation. And all this time the only things I thought those two had in common were their senses of humor and personal effervescence.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] double post [Body]

Output: crap


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yeah I figured that's what [Body]

Output: Yeah I figured that's what you meant. Just being a smart-ass. On a more serious note, thanks for putting this together. I do follow recruiting, and would perhaps be a bit more worried if it wasn't (A) Harbaugh and (B) the fact that his strategy seems to be to go nationwide first and see what happens. At least it has been to this point.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Exactly how many Top 300 [Body]

Output: Exactly how many Top 300 players are there, anyway?


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] Upvoted, now we need MOAR [Body]

Output: Upvoted, now we need MOAR GEORGIA.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] No kidding. Nobody can air it [Body]

Output: No kidding. Nobody can air it out like Tommy can.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Jones' Top 5 [Body]

Output: The only thing I find odd about the Naquan Jones Top 5 list is the fact that he used Notre Dame's icons to represent South Carolina.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] WTF? [Body]

Output: I thought Michigan was a no-fault state.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Get that damned flux [Body]

Output: Get that damned flux capacitor straight; that's what!


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] The 49ers are about to find [Body]

Output: The 49ers are about to find out just how devastating the loss of one man can be. No Boone = no Super Bowl. You heard it here first.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Me either. I was being [Body]

Output: Me either. I was being sarcastic with my "shocked" comment in the OP. I just think it's funny how he griped about it, but then turned around and set one up just a few days later.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Gallon and JMFR were okay, [Body]

Output: Gallon and JMFR were okay, too.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Mine is [Body]

Output: Mine is "ThouShalNotCovetThyNeigborsWiFi". (Ran out of room, hence the "Shal") I don't even have any neighbors within 1/2 mile to see it, though.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Maybe I'm not reading your [Body]

Output: Maybe I'm not reading your statement correctly, but he didn't recruit Malzone, either.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Somebody must have greased [Body]

Output: Somebody must have greased that fence or something. Or else that cat is drunk.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Don't tell Alex Boone that. [Body]

Output: Don't tell Alex Boone that. He got over the mountain without ever winning a Super Bowl. He must know something the rest of the entire NFL doesn't know.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Well that settles it for me. [Body]

Output: Well that settles it for me. I've been on the fence about this Harbaugh guy ever since last December. What a relief!


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yep, and I'm lumping all [Body]

Output: Yep, and I'm lumping all those you mentioned into the stupid people category.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I made the mistake of reading [Body]

Output: I made the mistake of reading some of the comments on the profootballtalk.com site, and unsurprisingly I once again find that the world's stupidest people are alive and well on the Internet. Seems they're thriving, actually.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] 5.4 liter Triton, yes? [Body]

Output: 5.4 liter Triton, yes?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hello: [Body]

Output: Hello:


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Retiring from modeling [Body]

Output: Does this mean she won't be hot anymore?


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Dude probably had it coming. [Body]

Output: Dude probably had it coming. I mean, what would YOU do if someone owed you a pack of Ramen noodles or some Little Debbie's snacks?


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Chuck Winters at LB in the [Body]

Output: Chuck Winters at LB in the league...wasn't he a Safety at UM? Seems that's where I remember him playing.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] OP upvoted for spelling [Body]

Output: OP upvoted for spelling "Rudock" correctly.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] I'd assume it's a football [Body]

Output: I'd assume it's a football version of the Fab 5, as in this class will be stacked. I'm okay with that notion.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Hard not to be impressed by [Body]

Output: Hard not to be impressed by his film. Looks like pretty much everything you'd want in a running back. Great get for Jimmy and the staff!


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] There were a couple of Rivals [Body]

Output: There were a couple of Rivals board posters claiming Jackson had committed this past weekend, but with nothing confirmed as of yet, I'm doubtful it's happening - at least this early in the cycle.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If you watch his highlight [Body]

Output: If you watch his highlight tape you won't see anything near Wheatley's top end speed. Dudes that big AND fast are extremely rare. Nonetheless, Davis is a powerfully built kid who excels against good competition, and Harbaugh wants him. I'm sold.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] And how fitting that a kid [Body]

Output: And how fitting that a kid named Kingston caps off a weekend trio of commits.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I saw that thread in "The [Body]

Output: I saw that thread in "The Fort" yesterday, and there were two posters claiming they'd heard Jackson himself say he'd committed. Seems dubious at this point, a full day later and nobody has any info other than a couple of random message board dudes.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] There are a couple of posters [Body]

Output: There are a couple of posters on the Rivals board saying that they met Dontavious Jackson in AA, and he told them he'd committed to Michigan as well. No confirmation from Tim Sullivan or Brandon Brown, however. Jackson is a highly rated 2016 LB prospect from Houston.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Awesome! This kid looks [Body]

Output: Awesome! This kid looks really stout as his height/weight. And he will only get bigger and stronger. Next up: his teammate Fitzpatrick? Get ready, Ace. You might be doing a lot of typing between today and tomorrow.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] And by jersey, you mean Bo [Body]

Output: And by jersey, you mean Bo Hat, khakis and UM sweatshirt, right?


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Seinfeld [Body]

Output: Seinfeld


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Awesome. I distinctly recall [Body]

Output: Awesome. I distinctly recall being at the bar/bowling alley and watching that game start to finish. Thanks for the refresher.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Fab Five [Body]

Output: Fab Five


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] He was hijacking threads and [Body]

Output: He was hijacking threads and asking about others' MGoPoints. Big mistake.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] I call bullshit. [Body]

Output: I call bullshit.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] What's even better is the [Body]

Output: What's even better is the back and forth between Harbaugh and Joe Bolden regarding who was the hammer and who was the nail in a recent drill. I freely admit that I joined Twitter JFH (just for Harbaugh)


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Awesome [Body]

Output: I recall watching that game and that whole deal with Keith and calling Matt a hoss. Classic moment, and thanks for sharing. Keith Jackson is irreplaceable.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 2 days ago [Title] That's a lot of foreplay. [Body]

Output: That's a lot of foreplay.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Dude, he was only a [Body]

Output: Dude, he was only a basketball coach, not Warren Buffet.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Impossible. That kid would be [Body]

Output: Impossible. That kid would be ejected for targeting.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Not if you're a 91 year old [Body]

Output: Not if you're a 91 year old man.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Urbz [Body]

Output: I wonder if he'd really feel a need other than trying to avoid the appearance of not keeping up. I mean, he gets pretty much get any players he wants from in-state, and he's got multiple national title credibility (very recent titles, too) for when he needs to cast a nationwide recruiting net. Either way, Jimmy clearly isn't messing around. Should be an entertaining off-season, albeit a long one.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Or anywhere else for that [Body]

Output: Or anywhere else for that matter? Also, it shows Ohio hating the Buckeyes; I'm skeptical of the accuracy of this map.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] I've read many articles [Body]

Output: I've read many articles talking about various guys "passing the eye test", so I think it's pretty common. Oddly, it seems as if the S&C coach oversees this whole eye test business.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 1 day ago [Title] How do you know the current [Body]

Output: How do you know the current players don't have the mentality he wants? Or did you mean you can't wait until he instills or develops the desired mentality within the current players?


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] No shit! [Body]

Output: No shit!


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Thanks for the info. I'd not [Body]

Output: Thanks for the info. I'd not seen all the admissions stuff. That article says he's excellent in the classroom, so it would seem like he's an ideal candidate to transfer in.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] From what had been written [Body]

Output: From what had been written before the weekend, it seemed as if he wanted to go blue, and it was just a matter of the coaches wanting to bring him on board or not. I'm hoping, like many others are, that he joins the team ASAP.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Doesn't matter what's on it, [Body]

Output: Doesn't matter what's on it, as long as you EAT LAST when you order it.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 18 min ago [Title] The best part IMO is the [Body]

Output: The best part IMO is the "WDPD" on the side of the police car.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Looks like a little white dog [Body]

Output: Looks like a little white dog to me.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Just seeing their [Body]

Output: Just seeing their cheerleaders on TV probably works well enough.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Makes me wonder if it was [Body]

Output: Makes me wonder if it was preconceived and staged in order to send a message to the players. I'm not sure exactly what the message would be, but if Jim Harbaugh thinks it's a good idea for his team, then who am I to question it?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Hey, did Jimmy give you [Body]

Output: Hey, did Jimmy give you permission to be here?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Even Jack Harbaugh had to go. [Body]

Output: Even Jack Harbaugh had to go. Hilarious!


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Oh yeah? Well I am [Body]

Output: Oh yeah? Well I am absolutely positive that I have a pornographic memory, and I challenge you to disprove that.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's because corn and [Body]

Output: That's because corn and cheese are delicious. Oh, and HARBAUGH!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] I'm not religious, but I'd be [Body]

Output: I'm not religious, but I'd be willing to pray a lot to see Peppers lining up in all three phases of the game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Well it's about time the [Body]

Output: Well it's about time the sport of baseball paid us back, you know, after that whole Drew Henson incident.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] What makes it more confusing [Body]

Output: What makes it more confusing is your avatar!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Do you mean Nashville, MI or [Body]

Output: Do you mean Nashville, MI or TN? Looks like the OP is from Nashville, MI. Crazy small world if you're both Belmont grads from the same small MI town.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] That's one of those trust [Body]

Output: That's one of those trust fund baby wolverines. They're soft, don't play with any aggression or intensity.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Harbaughmania "was" so much fun? [Body]

Output: FYI - Harbaughmania has not ended.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Well then I really failed; [Body]

Output: Well then I really failed; Costello is a QB.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I noticed that, too. [Body]

Output: While it's true that no quotation marks were used, the writer did say "he said" when referring to Costello and the slim chance he will now visit AA.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Apologies if I stated too [Body]

Output: Apologies if I stated too much from a premium site. Please delete ASAP if I did.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I was totally on board with [Body]

Output: I was totally on board with you until you added that "just French fries" bullshit.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'll consider Drevno's use of [Body]

Output: I'll consider Drevno's use of "physicality" an upgrade over Hoke's "physicalness".


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] And tough too. No pain can [Body]

Output: And tough too. No pain can stop him, neither college level nor pro pain.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Eli Stove is my Top pick for [Body]

Output: Eli Stove is my Top pick for Stuffing the stat sheet at UM in the near future.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Seems to be missing the [Body]

Output: Seems to be missing the Purple Drank.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yeah well, you need to watch [Body]

Output: Yeah well, you need to watch his game film. It's quite enthralling...Kornographic as it were.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Do you mean his magnum opus? [Body]

Output: Do you mean his magnum opus? Curious because I've only ever heard of that, not just opus on its own. Either way, I think we both agree that this was a heck of a good summary of DB the DB and his vainglorious tenure as AD of UM. Good riddance.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I kind of thought I'd be [Body]

Output: I clicked on the title thinking I'd be watching a Vine of Roy Manning.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I'm so glad your left ring [Body]

Output: I'm so glad your left ring finger executed the typing of the letter "l" in clock.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] But he has his own bible, so [Body]

Output: But he has his own bible, so how can he complain?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yep. It certainly invokes [Body]

Output: Yep, which brings Shakespeare to mind: "the Buckeyes doth protest too much, methinks."


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Title] As much as I hate anything [Body]

Output: As much as I hate anything Sparty, I can't hate anyone named Villiam Haag.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] Be prepared for an onslaught [Body]

Output: Be prepared for an onslaught of derision once a bunch more mgobloggers awake to find that you've linked chatsports.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] I didn't neg you, but I do [Body]

Output: I didn't neg you, but I do have to question your math. How did you get 87 when subtracting 3 from 89? Did I miss something?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] In the Rose Bowl pic, in the [Body]

Output: In the Rose Bowl pic, in the background on the UM sideline, wearing #84....Felman Malveaux? (FMFM) I didn't search it up, but going by memory (albeit a fading one), I think that's him. Wow, blast from the past!


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] Let's be honest here. It's [Body]

Output: Let's be honest here. It's the free golf cart rides that were the deciding factor. Who could say no to that?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Too soon, dammit. Too soon. [Body]

Output: Too soon, dammit. Too soon.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I can't poo-poo this post [Body]

Output: If anyone would know about being #2, it'd be you.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 5) HARBAUGH [Body]

Output: 5) HARBAUGH


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] A WR from a California HS [Body]

Output: A WR from a California HS powerhouse program? Yes, please! #threestarmafia


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I thought he was clapping [Body]

Output: I thought he was clapping coach. Also, pointing coach.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] So is he now mad because he [Body]

Output: So is he now mad because he was "basically called a geek right to his face"?


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] So does WD get his million [Body]

Output: So does WD get his million points back now?


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I know what you're saying, [Body]

Output: I know what you're saying, but I tend to lean more toward the idea that dumb people make themselves do dumb shit. Twitter simply gives them a platform from which to display said dumb shit.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yep, it's just another [Body]

Output: Yep, it's just another example of Sparty stupidity. The premise for their argument is laughable, IMO. They're basically saying "you and U-M suck because you're so popular and widely recognized across the entire nation." Then they'll try to say "oh it's just those that brag about the academics but didn't actually go there." Alright, so by that logic, you're not supposed to have respect or admiration for something you were never a part of? Note to self: stop admiring the pyramids at Giza, as you weren't there to build them. FTR: I didn't go to UM. Nobody in my family did, either.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Man I can't help but think [Body]

Output: Man I can't help but think there's going to be a crazy, rapid succession of UM commitments coming soon. I hope Ace has already gotten started on some "Hello" post templates or something. JMFH is an absolute machine, and I get the sense that all the coaches know his expectation is that they will bring the same intensity and work ethic each day. Fun times!


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hmmm [Body]

Output: Harbaugh may be pulling a Munson here.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Oh yeah, well I have this [Body]

Output: Oh yeah, well I have this idea for a GIF, you see. It flashes the title "IT'S HAPPENING", and it's got Coach Harbaugh's head on a jet, which launches from Michigan and flies to California. Nobody has ever made such a GIF, so how's that for an imagination?


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] While this could mean the [Body]

Output: While this could mean the door is indeed open for UM to make a big move on him, I just can't imagine Marshall won't end up at So. Cal.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I like the analogy of a used [Body]

Output: I like the analogy of a used Band-Aid when referring to Ohio State, other than the fact that I can't decide which is more revolting.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] FWIW, he did say "division", [Body]

Output: FWIW, he did say "division", not conference.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Agree 100%. Some Gangster [Body]

Output: Agree 100%. Some Gangster Disciples would bring much needed toughness to this team. Plus, Larry Foote would be satisfied.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] OP: Don't sweat your poor [Body]

Output: OP: Don't sweat your poor technique too much. A good week of practice will take care of that.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Unless you're Ace, in which [Body]

Output: Unless you're Ace, in which case another round of carpal tunnel, along with severe sleep deprivation, is pretty much guaranteed that same day.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Judging by the threads on [Body]

Output: Judging by the threads on this here board, I'd say the Harbaugh hiring adrenaline hasn't worn off much at all.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] If we go 11-2 and win the [Body]

Output: If we go 11-2 and win the Sugar Bowl, I'm going to be freaked the fuck out.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Unless he's like George [Body]

Output: Unless he's like George Costanza, in which case the shirt might be the first to know.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Of these guys listed, I've [Body]

Output: Of these guys listed, I've seen Adoree Jackson the most; that kid is freaking awesome, one of those guys that makes everyone else on the field look slow.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Sort of. Like whenever I've [Body]

Output: Sort of. Like whenever I've gambled and actually won anything.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] How'd you get that picture? [Body]

Output: How'd you get that picture? Pretty cool.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It's not disappointing when [Body]

Output: It's not disappointing when you consider us having a backfield with not only Webber, but also Issac and Northfleet.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Good for him. I hope for [Body]

Output: Good for him. I hope for great success in his future. I also hope he not only proves he's a damned fine LB coach, but that he establishes himself as an elite California recruiter, and then comes back to UM with those credentials/connections firmly in place.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I doubt it'd take that long [Body]

Output: I doubt it'd take that long for the guys ahead of him to have season ending injuries.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Would that make her the bag [Body]

Output: Would that make her the bag lady?


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Totally agree. Artavis Scott [Body]

Output: Totally agree. Artavis Scott at Clemson as well. Regardless, congrats to Mason Cole. Awesome stuff!


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Many, many UM football [Body]

Output: Many, many UM football players had big time offer sheets, including Ohio State and Alabama types of offers. We have talent on this roster. Now that Harbaugh is in charge, expect these players to realize their potential.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The only thing this tells me [Body]

Output: The only thing this tells me is that Ohio fans clearly didn't want to have to face Oregon.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] JHC = Jim Harbaugh Coach JHC [Body]

Output: JHC = Jim Harbaugh Coach JHC = Jesus H Christ Coincidence? I think not. Have you ever seen the two of them together? Exactly.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Over 118k at 6:30 PM EST. [Body]

Output: Over 118k at 6:30 PM EST. This is relevant. Why? Because Harbaugh wants to win at EVERYTHING. It starts here.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Now hopefully we get the Joes [Body]

Output: Now hopefully we get the Joes and the X's and the O's as well.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I totally agree. It's not [Body]

Output: I totally agree. It's not like only Michigan and Utah fans will be watching in earnest. Every Sparty and buckeye across the country will have his/her eyes glued to the tube for that one, guaranteed. Any little mistake Michigan makes will be used to validate their moronic claims that "Harbaugh sucks!"


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Jimmy's followers are [Body]

Output: Jimmy's followers are probably 75% Michigan State fans.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Are you planning to rent [Body]

Output: Are you planning to rent sleds? Might I suggest looking for ones with amenities such as a higher windshield and heated grips? Your mention of goggles had me wondering what kind of gear you have, and if you don't have really good gear, the features I mentioned can be lifesavers. I recall riding all night in 40 below zero in 1994, and I didn't get cold at all due to a good helmet, windshield protection and hot grips. Anyway, a good balaclava, full face helmet/shield would be good, although many guys do go with an open face and goggle combo. Goggles are less prone to fogging.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Conditions aren't the [Body]

Output: Conditions aren't the greatest for riding in the eastern UP at the moment. I'd imagine it's like that in most other traditional riding locales. While there are sleds out and about, I would advise waiting a little longer. FWIW, I'm a snowmobiling veteran of 20 years. Got out of it a few years ago, however.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Summary: he's not coming to [Body]

Output: Summary: he's not coming to Michigan


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Reel them in, Jimmy! [Body]

Output: Reel them in, Jimmy!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Is that Mr. Rogers? [Body]

Output: Is that Mr. Rogers?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] If I was granted a wish for [Body]

Output: If I was granted a wish for any UM player to make it to the NFL, no doubt I'd wish for it to be Devin Gardner.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] Clicking the "voting details" [Body]

Output: Clicking the "voting details" tab above the OP will reveal the douchebags in question.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] I hear these are selling like [Body]

Output: I hear these are selling like hot cakes in Ohio.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] 2007 Ohio State: The offense never showed up and neither did the offensive line at the point of attack. I almost lost it at the Michigan bar in DC at the end of the game. Plus, it was the end of a season that saw The Horror and Oregon--Carr's unfortunate sunset, so a lot of frustration came out. 2014 Minnesota: Concussion-gate. When I watch games on TV with friends, I'm OK. When I watch by myself...I'm yelling and screaming. A lot of yelling and screaming, a lot of pounding the coffee table, happened that game. The fact that nobody on that staff could figure out Morris had a concussion or even attempted to take his helmet away was unconscionable. [Title]

Output: Two I can think of...


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] My buddies (MSU grads) and I first thought about taking Metro from Northern Virginia, but we knew between construction and just the system's complete unreliability that it could take us almost 2 hours to get back late at night. That said, if you want to take Metro, UMD has shuttle busses that will take you to campus and drop you off near the stadium (or wherever you may are tailgating). What my friends did was drive to the College Park Metro stop, parked there (it's free on the weekends), and took the shuttle bus to campus. We ended up walking back to the Metro station from campus after the game, which ended up being a 30-minute walk (but doable). [Title]

Output: Went to the Maryland-MSU game last year


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'd love it if the university seal came back on the shoulders. They were worn on the jersey during my undergrad years. Unfortunately, the complete de-emphasis of the seal across the university pretty much means that won't happen. Note: I was not a fan of the "shiny" maize jersey options during those years (nor the use of the Colorado Avalanche lettering/numbering). But definitely bring back the script Michigan. [Title]

Output: Just my opinion but...


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Thanks...I was a big BB fan growing up watching the local Detroit channels for news. I was fairly bummed when he got canned in January 1995, but it was understandable--he just couldn't control the drinking habit. When WXYZ put the compilation of best commentaries out and the one with him railing against college football and Michigan-OSU...until the twist at the end, it was worth making that an avatar haha. [Title]

Output: Thanks...I was a big BB fan


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] One of my favorites...love the scene when they're watching the Michigan vs MSU game and Bo makes a cameo appearance on the TV screen. [Title]

Output: One of my favorites...love the scene when they're


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 19 hours ago [Body] I was at the Yerevan Republic Square (aka their ancestral Armenia homecoming) concert back on April 23 and SOAD absolutely rocked. They still have it. If the set list is anything similar to their European tour, it will be most of the stuff off their previous albums...plus a couple covers of some patriotic Armenian songs and a 3-4 part political cartoon on genocide (which is why they're doing the tour first place). [Title]

Output: I was at the Yerevan Republic


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Body] McHenry lost her cool, no question. But that towing company, Advanced Towing, in Arlington (VA), is notorious for predatory towing and I'd go far as to say they're one of the most unscrupulous companies on the planet. This article says that she may have been rightfully parked when she was towed. That said, she lost her cool and definitely should have known better and could have handled it better since now Advanced Towing likely gets away scot free. The fact she continued her tirade after looking up at the security camera was a facepalm moment if there ever was one. I know a few people that got towed by Advanced and shouldn't have, but they don't give a damn. They want your money any which way they can. http://www.arlnow.com/2015/04/16/video-espn-reporter-berates-advanced-to... [Title]

Output: McHenry lost her cool, no


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] I'm watching the Runnin' Rebels HBO documentary right now and I didn't realize Tark and Smith coached against each other in the 1977 Final Four. Both now gone. Sad day for basketball and my fellow Armenian-Americans who really looked up to Tark (and Tark was proud of his Armenian roots). [Title]

Output: I'm watching the Runnin'


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] In the interest of full disclosure (even in the danger of getting flogged on this forum): I used to work at USA TODAY in the sports department (my boss was an ex-Daily editor who initially wrote "Go Blue!" when he responded to my CV/resume for that gig). In fact, at one point there were quite a few ex-Michigan Daily writers/editors employed by the paper. If I were still there, I probably would have had to publish this article since I used to work with the college sports desk. The National sports media won't delve deep into this stuff--they only write what they can see. Like a few others have mentioned, they won't think about what the future may hold. Only that "Michigan lost out on Clark and Marshall...UCLA grabbed a whole bunch of highly-ranked players...etc." It's very superficial and I'm not a big fan of it either. But like stated before: It's all clickbait to rile up the fanbases. We know better--Harbaugh can develop these guys to play like studs. That's all there is to it. [Title]

Output: This


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Sports Illustrated put Michigan in the loser column as well. http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/02/04/national-signing-day-winne... Let's be honest: We won't know if we're a "winner" or "loser" for another 2-3 years when this class develops and shakes out. So I take these recaps with a grain of salt just like the NFL draft grades that come out one day after that's all said and done. [Title]

Output: SI also put Michigan in the loser column


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] He'll flip ya for real [Title]

Output: Jim Harbaugh will flip these recruits for real


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title]

Output: Legend of Dave Bergman video embed


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I feel like the Josh Smith signing happened because of Gores' "win now" ultimatum and the fact that Dumars had the money to spend. It was a poor signing. Darko was high on many draft boards that year and, yes, history shows that was an awful pick. But let's not forget Darko was also a primadonna who let all the hype get to his head. That hype let him think he had the right to play regular minutes each game from the start of the season. When he didn't get regular playing time under Larry Brown (another factor you have to throw in because Brown wanted Darko to play more a traditional post game instead of the inside-outside shooting big-man Euro style Darko was used to on top of the fact this was an NBA Finals bound team with a strong, tight starting nucleus already forged), he sulked. The sulking affected his attitude which affected everything else. He was talented--perhaps not at a No. 2 pick level--but it's not like the guy didn't know how to play hoops. He had a crappy attitude. I mean...look at his choice remarks after this EuroBasket game in 2007 that didn't go Serbia's way. Talented kid, horrible mindset. [Title]

Output: I feel like the Josh Smith


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Here's the link to his Youngstown State coaching bio. There's also a "mic'd up" video on the bio...embedded below. [Title]

Output: Here's the link to his


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This is from December 2011 from the 49ers' "Harbaugh Interviews" ... some very cool Harbaugh anecdotes if you click on the link. Example: A classic story – and I still have a scar on my hand from it. We were probably in the fourth grade, fifth grade. Our parents are best of friends. They were best of friends when we were young, they are still very close friends. But my dad and Jack Harbaugh are very much alike. And we were playing football in the front yard. You know, my brothers and Jim and John, and we were arguing over a call, Jim and I were. Jim and I are – I guess from our parents’ side, unfortunately – very much alike. So we’re arguing over a call, and his dad and my dad just kind of look at each other and go, ‘Damn it, that’s enough. You two fight.’ So right in the front yard, our parents had Jim and Jim square off in a fistfight, just to quit arguing about calls. And sure enough, that’s what we did. And I caught him real good. I caught him right in the mouth, cut my hand open on his tooth. Blood’s everywhere. And at that point, they broke us up. And the funny thing about it is, because the fight was called because my hand was bleeding, Jim claims he won the fight. So he had me come out when I just got back from Iraq, off of one deployment, he had me come out and speak to the Stanford team. And when he introduced me, that’s the story he tells. So that gives you an idea the kind of competitor and the fighter he’s always been.” [Title]

Output: Minnick on Harbaugh from Dec. 2011


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] In case anyone cares, I talked to a former colleague of mine from a "sister" paper of the Freep. (Full disclosure: I worked at a Gannett paper for five years on the online sports desk with at least one other Michigan alum--it was NOT the Freep). He said that Gannett, the parent company, has been centralizing page/photo/copy editing at regional "design centers" for the local papers they own (Freep, Indy Star, Louisville, Arizona Republic, etc) except for USA Today. So it's quite possible somone not in Detroit AND not well-versed in sports (which the latter has to be the case IMHO) picked the faux photo and edited the page. It's still a massive failure and ultimately falls on the Freep editors for not getting it right, but this is another sign of the downfall of the old-school newspaper business: Local papers that aren't produced locally for the sake of corporate economic efficiency. [Title]

Output: My best explanation of what went wrong


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Not only that...last I checked, you can actually run the ball out of the spread and pistol and any other spread type of offense. Heck, we ran the ball pretty well in the 2008 Capital One Bowl game vs. Florida when we went to that spread-style design for that lone day. [Title]

Output: Not only that...last I


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I hate to say it but this game could very well be M00N II: The M00M. [Title]

Output: I hate to say it but this game could very well be


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I believe it was mentioned in Three and Out that Bill Martin had Dungy on his initial wish list. The man is not coaching football again, period. [Title]

Output: I believe it was mentioned in


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Here's a link to a Baltimore Sun article that details what happened. I hope he gets well soon. Diggs was injured early in the fourth quarter of the Terp's victory at Penn State, when he took a shot to the kidney area while diving and stretching out for the end zone after a catch. Diggs was down on the field for an extended period and was tended to by Maryland’s athletic trainer before walking to the sideline. While Diggs later returned to the game and nearly scored on the Terps’ next series, the wide receiver was in noticeable pain while walking to the postgame media area after the game. [Title]

Output: My post on Diggs went up probably the same time as this one


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Bring back USF&G for the Sugar, Sunkist for the Fiesta and Federal Express for the Orange. [Title]

Output: Go Back to the future for bowl sponsors


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Body] In Manhattan to run the NYC marathon Sunday ... First beer was St. Lawrence Liquid Gold, now on the Kuka a Pumpkin Dubbel. [Title]

Output: NY beers


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I think he is based on other track records. UCLA hired Jim L. Mora in 2012 and he had last coached college in 1984 as a GA at Washington and obviously was never a college coordinator. It's worked out OK for them so far. [Title]

Output: Re Harbaugh being viable


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Body] In the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" ... and yes, it's still a cookbook. [Title]

Output: Before Jaws...he was Kanamit


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 4 days ago [Title]

Output: I'll let the gif do my venting.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Montreal's Olympic Stadium back when the Expos were around. Went to a game there in 2002. The seats were awful and you could just tell the ballpark was awkwardly converted for baseball...Not to mention the issues they had with the roof for years and the financial boondoggle it was for Montreal, among other things. [Title]

Output: Olympic Stadium


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I would rather have been in Armenia doing what you were doing (and visiting the motherland in the process) then watching the game at the Michigan bar in NYC. When you get sympathy from random Miami (YTM) fans in Manhattan ... It's bad. [Title]

Output: I would rather have been in Armenia doing what you


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 days ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] Usually I don't believe in coincidences, but this for this purpose it is...especially since I didn't make the connection that Bo indeed looks like Clancy here. I love those photos of Bo wearing those sunglasses in the 80s. Heck, I wish I owned a pair. [Title]

Output: Usually I don't believe in


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] Although I was in diapers, this has shades of 1983 with the Korean Air disaster where the Soviets shot down the airliner after it strayed into Russian air space, killing everyone on board. That all said, my only comment for this disaster can be summed up by Admiral Josh Painter from The Hunt for Red October. [Title]

Output: "This business will get out of control"


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] If seems like you bitch and [Body]

Output: If seems like you bitch and moan for every single kid that might commit or has committed that isn't a 4 star. Do you not like this kid because you yourself are a great talent evaluator or because you see a single number next to their name and assume you know everything there is to know about the kid? How about instead of analyzing every kid by a single number, you start thinking for yourself and develop a much more informed opinion of the kid before you pass judgement based on the 'star rating'. For instance, what are the kids offers? What is the actual scouting on the kid? Does this kid fit our scheme? Has this kid attended recent camps? If so, how did he do? Have the coaches been able to study just his film or have they also had the opportunity to see him in person? Also, if he is a three-star, is he a low 3-star, or he is just a couple of positional players away from being a four-star? What are the kid's weaknesses? Are these things that can coached up or not? I think if you go through each of those questions and form your own informed opinion for these recruits you might find yourself not being so unhappy about the lack of stars attached to their name. End rant.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Heaven forbid a player wants [Body]

Output: Heaven forbid a player wants to get paid what he is worth on the open market considering the cash cow that is the NFL. Teams don't show any loyalty to the players so why complain about players not showing loyalty to the team?


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You seemed to convienantly [Body]

Output: You seemed to convienantly ignore the fact that those people you listed are all freshman or sophomores and that Walton, one of those highly rated players, has been playing with a bad toe all year. Even highly rated players can't be expected to to carry a team their first few seasons, yet that is exactly what has been asked of them. It has led to a few poor outings, but one can see the improvement and continued development. So yes, the scrappy underdog narrative is appropiate for this team.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] Drummond is well on his way [Body]

Output: Drummond is well on his way to filling that role. And he was drafted ninth overall.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Exactly. The people that [Body]

Output: Exactly. The people that complain about Avila are the same who think batting average and how many RBIs they have are super important to being a good hitter.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You are aware that Kyle Kalis [Body]

Output: You are aware that Kyle Kalis did something similar, except he switched from Ohio State to Michigan right?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 1. I am just trying to say [Body]

Output: 1. I am just trying to say that Michigan isn't so stocked with proven running back talent that we can act like we are completely fine without him. Any talented guys we can add to the fold will certainly help. 2. We do not know for a fact they will get better coaching until we get a running back coach and see how they perform during a live game. Until then, we are just hoping that Fred Jackson wasn't a great coach near the end and anyone we get will have to be better.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] That is all? As in that is [Body]

Output: That is all? As in that is all of the running backs on the roster next year and we may be in trouble because one is an unproven transfer, one just tore their ACL again, and the other two have been underwhelming over a large sample size? Or that is all as in, they had all these recruiting stars and all that glitters is gold?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Just cause your user name is [Body]

Output: Just cause your user name is a guy that is a cold-hearted bastard on a television show doesn't mean you need to live up to that standard.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Trip to the title game was [Body]

Output: Trip to the title game was spearheaded by Burke, Hardaway, and McGary with Staukas and Robinson providing support. Trip to the elite eight was Stauskas, Levert, Morgan, and Robinson. Two entirely different cores that made those runs and its not even debatable.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Actually you can. You just [Body]

Output: Actually you can. You just can't keep turning these relatively under the radar kids into first round draft picks. Unless you are getting one and done kids routinely, losing six very talented kids in two years is very hard to overcome.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] We made two deep tourney runs [Body]

Output: We made two deep tourney runs with two very different cores. I believe that discredits your Matt Painter comparison, no?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You can't use experience when [Body]

Output: You can't use experience when we are ranked behind both of those schools and #322 overall in experience. Talent-wise are we better? Absolutely. Experience. Not a chance. And sometimes those young guys take a few years to turn the corner and play consistently good basketball. Michigan basketball has been lucky to have freshman and sophomores capable of stepping up in the past two years but lets not act like thats a given. Some guys take more time. Chapman will be one of those. His top 30 ranking belies his future potential. Not necessarily instant impact. Thats okay. But if thats the case, we are left with our three guards, Spike, and a bunch of raw freshman. When those four are on we can beat very good teams. But if one or more struggle we can lose to anyone. Just give it time. This season will be a roller coaster but I expect them them to improve given Beilein's track record and probably surprising you at the end.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Except Beilein has shown he [Body]

Output: Except Beilein has shown he can win a lot of games with an exceptionally young roster. To expect that to be maintained every year is just ridiculous.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] And your posts stem from a [Body]

Output: And your posts stem from a lack of a brain which would be an exaggeration if you didnt say the reigning big ten coach of the year is on the hot seat.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This team lost a coin flip to [Body]

Output: This team lost a coin flip to a legitimate top ten tean and has beaten two solid programs in Oregon and Syracuse. If you are going to let two poor games in a 30 game season lead you to not care then I don't know what to tell you. Its within your right as a fan. But come on man. We have one of the youngest teams in the country coupled with one of the best coaches in the country. There will be progression. It won't be as sweet as the last two years but it will be eons more exciting than seeing this team under Amaker or a football team coached by Hoke.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 2013 Michigan football wasn't [Body]

Output: 2013 Michigan football wasn't coached by a guy who had already won two Big Ten regular season titles or had gone to a national championship game two years prior.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Doesn't come close you say? [Body]

Output: Doesn't come close you say? So this team has played really well and lost a coin flip to a top ten team and it has now played poorly in two games against inferior competition. Experience would certainly help with this teams consistency. Oh and so would Burke, Stauskas, Robinson, McGary, or Horford. But yeah, having to play guys like Spike and Bielfeldt most of the game with no other viable alternatives has nothing to do with our performance...


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This team has five schloarship players that aren't [Body]

Output: This team has five schloarship players that aren't freshmen. Three of those are two star flyer level players and one of those has improvred to be potentiallly an all-big ten player. In the past two years we have lost five players (4 first round picks and an early second round) early to the NBA and another one (Horford) because he thought one of those guys (McGary) wasn't going to the NBA. Does that justify these two losses? No. Is this rough to go through? Absolutely. But at some point these defections along with not recruiting like the Dukes of the world every year was going to catch up. Everyone just needs to relax and be willing to tough it out with this team. There will be more heartbreakers. And there will also be reasons for optimism. In Beilein I trust.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Sounds like another case [Body]

Output: Sounds like another case where the agent leaks these reports in the hopes their client (Cutliffe) gets an extension and raise.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 1. Making a bowl game does [Body]

Output: 1. Making a bowl game does not mean you had a good year or your team is any good. 2. If Michigan played 3 cream puffs + 1 power 5 non-conference opponent similarly to Illinois we would be in a bowl game as well. Or taken in reverse, if they played our non-conference schedule, they would too would be staying home this holiday season.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Title] If I were the Big 12, I would [Body]

Output: If I were the Big 12, I would hold off on adding any additional teams and begin fighting for the college football playoff to be expanded to 6 or 8 teams. If that can occur within a reasonable time frame, they wouldn't have to add two sub-par teams and their seat at the table is then assured every year.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] If I had to guess it is [Body]

Output: If I had to guess it is because Saban is so far and away the best coach in college football that it can be a turn off to see them winning or coming close to winning a national title every year.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Its upsetting but at the end [Body]

Output: Its upsetting but at the end of the day how much will this loss actually swing our RPI? 4 spots? Thats a single seed line and easily overcome. I mean Kansas lost at home to TCU (approximately a comparable loss) two years ago and was only a Trey Burke miracle away from going to the Elite 8. Things are going to be okay.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Dhani Jones on that travel [Body]

Output: Dhani Jones on that travel show? I can't remember the name off the top of my head.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Title] "Everyone has an opinion, and [Body]

Output: "Everyone has an opinion, and I am no different," Carr said Thursday. "If I had a choice, I would choose Jim Harbaugh. But it will be Jim Hackett's decision, and that is as it should be." Thats literally all he said when asked his opinion on the coaching search. Maybe you need to turn off your cell/computer if thats how you are going to react when a former coach provides a rationale answer to something he was asked.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I think you are being a bit [Body]

Output: I think you are being a bit harsh towards the OP considering you could say the same thing for 99% of the board posts since Hoke was fired.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Got to love spread haters and [Body]

Output: Got to love spread haters and their anecdotal evidence (Rich Rod failed here!) in the face of years and years of data points that indicate its an easer and more effective offensive system to run.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Michigan needs to get the [Body]

Output: Michigan needs to get the right coach with a system that will allow for us to win the most games a few years from now. I am fine with a less than stellar record next year if it means Michigan is set up for sustainable sucess further down the road. There are always a few bumps in a coaching transistion, and I understand the mindset of wanting to minimize those, but this can not come at the expense of hiring someone who offers Michigan the most potential once his system is in place.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Dear God man. You do realize that if you are [Body]

Output: Dear God man. You do realize that if you are playing football at a big time school, your college experience is largely going to be influenced by who is the head coach? These kids should reconsider their commitment any time a coach is fired or leaves a program.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] It turned out OK, but, at the start the game there was a woman a few rows ahead of me in Section 5. She had hoarded approximately 8 pom poms and had clumped them all together so it looked like she was shaking an enormous fuzzy meatball on a stick, blocking the view of the game for many people behind her. One of said guys behind me, after the first kickoff says, "I gotta say something to her!" and convinced her that her pom pom-ing was excessive. She yielded and everyone went about their merry way. [Title]

Output: death to pom poms


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] continue to confuse me. Not only is the person in charge of the game info such as down and yards-to-go wrong nearly every time, but the lack of stats until garbage time isn't helpful. At least twice my brother noticed the video board stat guy thought Umass was going the opposite direction and ticked off the yardage in the wrong direction. Surely they can create an overlay-style system that puts one long transparent band across the bottom of the screen displaying down and yards plus stats. Then use the bottom mini video display for player stats (correct me if I'm wrong but it currently only shows Player X's name and class and hometown), and other game stats. That Sparty ranter has a good point, and in our case, that mini screen underneath the board can be better used instead of putting "DEFENSE" and "MARCHING-BAND" on it. [Title]

Output: Video boards


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Body] anyone else think the home unis looked super sharp? reminded me of the old school black/blue mix color from the 90s instead of last year's different shade of blue. unless it was just the sun playing tricks on me... [Title]

Output: happier note


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Body] It makes for a more satisfying season when Michigan climbs the polls anyway. We all know #8 was too high and it showed. Being ranked high for week 1 is often a curse for Michigan (2002 win vs. Washington the lone exception I can think of). Can't wait to see them leap back into the top 12 to 15 after the Notre Dame game. Speaking of ND, anyone else shocked they didn't somehow make it into the top 15 after winning one game? Those AP voters are losing their marbles! Or maybe it's the coaches' poll... [Title]

Output: right where we want 'em


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I don't think anyone has mentioned the '05 Rose Bowl loss to Texas. No, it wasn't a beatdown but that was a loaded Texas team with Vince Young running all over us. 2006 USC was also extremely good, and a better team than 2007 Oregon. Hope I'm getting my years correct. Even though I was young that '91 FSU game sticks out. Whew what a team. [Title]

Output: a few bowl opponents


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] 223 [Title]

Output: 223


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] yowza....almost makes me want to stop disliking her uncle's political views and use my loose connections to him to get to know her! [Title]

Output: yowza....almost makes me want


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Lock this thread down I'm scurred of jinxing everything! *runs and hides* [Title]

Output: Lock this thread down I'm


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Erin Andrews got caught in the Gatorade dousing on the field in Waco. Let's just say she looked quite amazing afterwards...she put a pic and video on Twitter. [Title]

Output: Erin Andrews got caught in


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] I enjoy Sean McDunough (spelling?) a lot but I wish they'd put him with Blackledge or or Meyer instead of Millen :( [Title]

Output: I enjoy Sean McDunough


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Don't forget about Gary "Drinkle" Pinkell! [Title]

Output: Don't forget about Gary


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] His daughter has a decent twitter account...if you want to vomit. She really loved Florida while he was there... [Title]

Output: His daughter has a decent


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Anyone besides me wondering if Adidas made crappy receiver gloves just like the jerseys and the ball slips out of their hands? I began to hope for non-gimmicky gloves that actually allow people to play football instead of just looking cool. But then again the running backs haven't been fumbling like mad, just made me wonder if Michigan needs an equipment adjustment. [Title]

Output: Anyone besides me wondering


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Apologies if this was already pointed out earlier in the thread...but, oddly, when I asked my Dad if there was an abundance of piped-in music to the point of ridiculousness, he said he didn't really notice. He sits in the corner opposite the band, so maybe in that part of the stadium it isn't as overbearing? I'm attending Nebraska and OSU this season so I'm curious to find out for myself if that's true. On TV though it is unbearable, since all the sound travels up and their microphones are like mounted on the outside of the press box so it catches it all really clearly and makes me want to watch games on mute :( [Title]

Output: Apologies if this was already


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] ...because it is. And the players don't know how to run said gimmick plays properly, so they're creating the giveaway to opposing defenses that if Gardner is taking the snap, prepare for a de facto punt. [Title]

Output: ...because it is. And the


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] All we can do is just not watch the show, I know I'm not going to. Poor choice for the game of the week, I think Auburn-LSU would have been better. Gameday is gonna have to call in the extra security strength to handle all the couch-burning and violence. [Title]

Output: All we can do is just not


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Endorse this comment. The whole problem was Dantonio acting like that was the worst thing ever said about his program in the history of the universe, and making everyone in EL dwell on it for the last 4 years. Hoke kicked his ass in recruiting for next year and MSU will go 2-4 the rest of the way just like always, and act like that's a satisfying season. Little brother they shall remain for all eternity. Keep the saying. [Title]

Output: Endorse this comment. The


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] 6 personal fouls for 90 yards' worth by my count, on top of the rest of the 11 penalties that they incurred for the game. [Title]

Output: 6 personal fouls for 90


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] The last time Gameday was at Oregon they had a pretty raucus crowd for the 10am airtime, even though they go live before sunrise. But I agree, Oregon-ASU is a lame matchup. They said on their Twitter account they were gonna go to Pullman for Wazzou's game this week until they blew a lead in their game last weeked. That would have been more interesting IMO :( [Title]

Output: The last time Gameday was at


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Ah dammit, I was ready to apply right up until I read that part about the walrus... [Title]

Output: Ah dammit, I was ready to


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Mizzou can only join the B1G if the Big 12 takes Minnesota. [Title]

Output: Mizzou can only join the B1G


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] If you were to buy the Kindle version, if you get annoyed at the lack of color just use the Kindle Cloud Reader app on Chrome, that is usually full color. Just as good as reading it on an iPad. And besides, the new Kindle Fire is coming in November so you'd be able to transfer it to that device! [Title]

Output: If you were to buy the Kindle


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Did someone go up to him and was like, "Hi Dan! How's your bod??" [Title]

Output: Did someone go up to him and


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] in the NDSU-Minn game. NDSU picked off Minnesota, ran it back a ways, the guy got tackled but fumbled the ball behind him and a teammate picked it up and ran the rest of the way to the endzone to close out the half. Minnesota is looking awful right now. [Title]

Output: Hilarious play


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Difficult to decide which team has the more terrible QB. Harris is an INT machine kind of like Drew Tate or an ND quarterback Bauserman is like on par with Steven Threet, only worse because OSU's receivers are decent and he still can't hit them or get away from pressure. If the NCAA had any sense they'd just strike this game from the record books for this season [Title]

Output: Difficult to decide which


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] notice they weren't putting the score or the downs onscreen during the highlights? Really irritating. I miss Michigan Replay too much I guess :/ [Title]

Output: small pet peeve


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] I don't think that's the right outlook. And recall RR had a comeback win over ND last year and the year before, and Wisconsin in 2008? Indiana in 2009? 4 comeback wins in three seasons is a pretty good ratio. [Title]

Output: I don't think that's the


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] if there is any noticeable differences in the experience of watching a replay on BTN vs. ESPN Classic ? I haven't watched anything on Classic in years but I just discovered I get it on my cable service. Does anyone have a preference for rebroadcasts? Does it matter? [Title]

Output: wondering


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] and making sure we weren't all being Inception'd and dreaming within a dream that we won that game, I watched a repeat of Gameday Final 'cause I missed the opening segment with our game's highlights. Denard took that game over, and our clan of receivers have earned my proverbial helmet sticker for getting their act together and catching everything thrown at them in the second half. tangent observation: I was so confused who was on the field throughout the game due to the jerseys not having names on the back. Plus, I didn't realize a few of the guys changed numbers so I was spending the majority of the defensive possessions figuring out who was making those big plays in the second half! Damn you, pizza dave! [Title]

Output: After waking up


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] ESPN really dropped the ball with that. Their big primetime game was starting and they didn't bother to bump the silly SEC matchup over to another channel? The alumni bar I was at in DC had to resort to putting the ESPN3 stream on, with no sound for a bit, until that damn game ended. I hate the SEC!!! [Title]

Output: seriously