Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I think he is a little bit [Body]

Output: I think he is a little bit crazy. There are a lot of people who fake energy and enthusiam and I can see people being put off by it. I generally assume people who act like that are fake and trying to get something. In Harbaughs case, i'm totally buying in. I think his energy will be just what the program needs to get back on track. We need a little bit of crazy at the moment. I literally can't believe the video I'm watching. I can totally see a guy like that make you want to run through a brick wall if you are playing for him.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I believe that a lot of [Body]

Output: I believe that a lot of people fake enthusiasm and would do some stuff that we see Harbaugh do to help sell their brand or get what they want. However, in his case I have no doubt it is 100 percent genuine. His brain is clearly wired different than almost everyone on the planet and it probably the highest compliment I can give someone. You can see why he is so successful but could probably wear people out. The guy is simply a legend.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I like the idea of adding a [Body]

Output: I like the idea of adding a guy with elite speed. He could end up lining up at a lot of different positions which appears to be something Harbaugh is looking for. In my opinion Michigan has been lacking in the elite speed/athlete department for a long time.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] That was probably my favorite [Body]

Output: That was probably my favorite episode ever, and it rivaled some of my favorite movies. The last 30 minutes were just amazing.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Is this muppet worthy? [Body]

Output: Is this muppet worthy? Personally, I feel it is.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] I actually agree with you. [Body]

Output: I actually agree with you. Pretty much everyone in Michigan dislikes him but I still remember him calling the game with Tate at QB vs. Notre Dame. He is a pretty solid announcer.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] Solid episode, but this whole [Body]

Output: Solid episode, but this whole season has felt like they were building to something. I keep waiting for Ramsay Bolton to die. It better happen soon.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] I'm ready to watch Ramsey [Body]

Output: I'm ready to watch Ramsay Bolton die an incredibly horrible on screen death.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Water is probably [Body]

Output: Water is probably wet.....Seriously though, we waited 4 months for that. That was the least most conclusive thing I have ever read.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] That may or may not be true, [Body]

Output: That may or may not be true, but whatever he is doing it seems to work. It makes me physically ill, but he gets almost anyone he wants. If he is cheating, they can't seem to catch him or put blame on him. Who cares if final fours get wiped out years after the fact. It doesn't hurt him at all. I've got some serious sour grapes right now.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This sucks, I was starting to [Body]

Output: This sucks, I was starting to believe he was picking the good guys. It is time to commence drinking. I'm sick of basketball recruiting.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I don't disagree with the [Body]

Output: I don't disagree with the decison to put him on medical, but it is really going to sting if we miss out on Brown and Williams. It sounds like we had or have a realistic shot, but if we end up with nothing and additionally Austin's playing career is over it is a very unfortunate turn of events.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If we fail to get Brown or [Body]

Output: If we fail to get Brown or Williams it is really going to make me feel even worse about putting Hatch on medical. It will be totally unnecessary if we end up with an free scholarship next season.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] I suspect Coach B and Austin [Body]

Output: I suspect Coach B and Austin discussed this possibility before he ever stepped foot on campus. He gets to stay on scholarship and still be apart of the team. I'm glad he got some minutes last year so that there will always be a record that he did play for the Wolverines.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I didn't neg you but the last [Body]

Output: I didn't neg you but the last thing I want to see happen is Hatch transferring. I'm fine if Hatch takes a medical hardship, but if the choices were keeping him off medical hardship or transferring I would just keep him on scholarship. The last thing I want happening is that young man transferring to another university


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I have no insider information [Body]

Output: I have no insider information whatsover but am confident we would make room for one of them if either of them wanted to come.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] It totally agree with you. I [Body]

Output: I totally agree with you. I really have confidence in our coaches to mold the running game. I expect it to be well above average by the end of the year. The RB's averaged 5.4 YPC last year according to the article. They were tremendously improved last year and I expect them to be even better this season. It is a luxury having a lot of guys coming back even though it will be a different system.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Title] DV cases are often resolved [Body]

Output: DV cases are often resolved through MCL 769.4a which is a type of of deferred sentence resulting in a dismissal assuming the Defendant does well on probation. I'm curious as to why the case wasn't resloved in this matter. It might be because Frank Clark had already received HYTA treatment in Circuit Court for the theft. I've been a criminal prosecutor for 10 years and there aren't more difficult cases to prove than domestic violence cases.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I would take the over. I [Body]

Output: I would take the over. I have a hunch we clean up on the in state talent this year.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think most kids are going [Body]

Output: I think most kids are going to have the opinion that something like this will never happen to me and that's why it keeps happening. How many of these stories have we had over the years involving Meyer or the SEC. I know I sound jaded, but it just doesn't seem to make a difference. Kids still end up lining up to play for the same coaches that are always alleged to be involved in shady practices.


Input: [Date] 4 years 1 day ago [Body] Awesome post as usual. I need to make it to one of the Cincy area games. I forgot we had that many from Cincinnati. [Title]

Output: Thanks Tim


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 days ago [Body] He's doing great so far and I hope it translates into on field performance. I find it funny that he likes the media about as much as he does ohio. [Title]

Output: Love This Guy


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Body] I laughed out loud a couple of times. Illinois and Minnesota were my favorites. [Title]

Output: Great Post


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I don't like the uniform much but I like the idea behind it. One nice byproduct is that it garners attention (the good kind) and more people will talk Michigan football in June. Maybe catching the eye of a couple of talented defensive linemen that have yet to commit wouldn't hurt. [Title]

Output: I don't like the uniform much


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I thought this would happen due to Tom's updates. This is great news along with Strobel. Guys that are on the fence better reserve a spot or they'll have to go elsewhere. [Title]

Output: Awesome


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Can giant douchebags cross the border? [Title]

Output: Could be something else


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Best thread title ever [Title]

Output: Best thread title ever


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That would be cool but I think they tried that a couple of years ago with probation/eligibility and it wasn't executed well. I used Michigan and had a couple of incidents over 4-5 years but a friend of mine playing with a SEC school (imagine that) complained about it being a huge pain in the ass. He lost several players for random amounts of games due to academics and off field issues. Maybe they'll try again in the future. I'm not sure why but EA loves to drop features and bring them back years later claiming they are "new". I'm still waiting for the play editor to return. Having Denard with full dreads and 99 speed/acceleration will ease the pain slightly. [Title]

Output: That would be cool but I


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I don't really care for it but they will still have the best helmets in the country to balance it out. [Title]

Output: I don't really care for it


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] This is insane. I can't wait to see what happens next. Anybody see a signed TP pimp cup on Ebay yet? [Title]

Output: This is insane. I can't wait


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Seems like a good choice versus playing outside. Lets hope Michigan can turn the house that Peyton built into the Big House south. [Title]

Output: Seems like a good choice


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That's nice. Maybe it should also have a line about being a colossal douche but I guess you would have to be to even consider coaching there. [Title]

Output: That's nice. Maybe it should


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Just go away Jimmy. Have fun coaching at Backwater U. God I hope ESPN doesn't sign that smarmy bastard. [Title]

Output: Just go away Jimmy. Have fun


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I watched it earlier today and it was just as painful as the first time. Maybe they'll show this game to the players as an example of how not to play defense. [Title]

Output: I watched it earlier today


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Nice. Maybe ESPN could print out a couple more issues for the rest of his small, evil body so we could have a life sized dart board for our walls. [Title]

Output: Nice. Maybe ESPN could print


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Great video. Even dogs are smarter than tsio fans. [Title]

Output: Great video. Even dogs are


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] This just keeps getting better [Title]

Output: This just keeps getting


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I really hope a tv ban is not in the punishment. I'd hate to miss a second of the upcoming beat downs. [Title]

Output: I really hope a tv ban is not


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I didn't think today would get any better. I'm glad I was wrong [Title]

Output: I didn't think today would


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I really forgot how good they were at every spot. Did the first d lineman in the backfield get to eat first? [Title]

Output: Great Video


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I can't believe the bastard resigned but I'm enjoying it [Title]

Output: Love This


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Love the last pic with Bennie. [Title]

Output: Nice


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] Check out www.operationsports.com. They have 2011 and 2012 rosters for 360. [Title]

Output: 360


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] Taking one of the coordinator jobs sounds interesting. Looks like they've made improvements to tackling and defensive player movement this year as well. No more warping defenders to slap down passes....hopefully. [Title]

Output: Sounds Cool


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I agree that ND is a bitter rival but I guess some fans don't agree. All the close games over the years have made it even better. [Title]

Output: ND


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] Nice to hear what an uninvolved coach thinks about the Michigan coaching change. I don't know if I've heard anything bad about Mattison from his colleagues. I live in KY and the UK football team is the neglected child of the university. The basketball team is constantly getting media attention even during football season. It's kinda sad. The coaches are polar opposites. Joker is down to earth and a real person and then you have Calipari the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Well maybe a close second to Tressel. [Title]

Output: Joker


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I don't think Sparty will even come close to their record from last year let alone a NC. [Title]

Output: Ridiculous


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I have fond memories of the man child pushing people around the low post. He looked 34 when he was a freshman. [Title]

Output: Shocking


Input: [Date] 4 years 12 weeks ago [Body] If he works as hard as he plays he'll be a star. [Title]

Output: Nice


Input: [Date] 4 years 12 weeks ago [Body] We need both of them and they have the approval of a Wolverine. I really like what Ricky said about Hoke also. [Title]

Output: Package Deal Please


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I thought the same thing! [Body]

Output: I thought the same thing! "We have camps where we can teach kids football...but we don't tell anyone that we have them!"


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Man you must have been [Body]

Output: Man you must have been blessed with the positivity of a dog who has just found himself completely surrounded by raw steaks and bare legs. Or maybe you have been imprisoned in a black hole for the last half decade? What is your secret? The rest of us have been grieving the state of this program long before we heard Jay Harbaugh's assessment of it. :)


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Small point of fact for [Body]

Output: Small point of fact for future reference...no advertisements on the Beeb. Mandatory TV License from each household pays for it.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I envision Harbaugh, on his [Body]

Output: I envision Harbaugh, on his first trip to Lansing, giving every team member a stake and instructing them to drive it wherever they deem most appropriate.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I don't watch Olbermann, so [Body]

Output: I don't watch Olbermann, so thanks for posting that. Wow, he didn't pull any punches. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how anyone, no matter how blinded by loyalty, could think the 409 stickers were appropriate. I worked in an organisation whose main leader was found guilty of similar crimes. After legal proceedings, the organisation was - rightfully I believe - found innocent. But I felt sick about what happened, still feel sick and am still trying to do what little I can to help with the damage that was caused. I guess I figure that's how most of us would respond, so the "409" response is seriously doing my nut in. I don't get it.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yeah, I just don't get it. [Body]

Output: Yeah, I just don't get it. I'm a pretty balanced person who can usually see multiple sides to an issue. I know there is lots of controversy over what may or may not have happened on campus or on the football program's watch. But how pride can be the natural response of being found institutionally innocent in a situation like this or how an instituion feels a 'public boast' is at all an approporiate response is beyond my comprehension.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Real Question [Body]

Output: In the vain of why does our coaching staff do so many things that don't make any sense. Hoke has said before that he never eats before games. How much does this affect his decision making ability? Seriously. I wonder if he subconsciously knows the reward of food is there even if the reward of a win isn't. So the win doesn't matter as much.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] real conversation [Body]

Output: Nuss: Hey Coach, you know they are trying to beat us, right? Hoke: Ummm (blank look) Nuss: I mean, they are not just playing against themselves like we are Hoke: Well, I was aware, but not f... Nuss: So, they are trying to figure out what we do and exploit our weaknesses. Like this for example, now they are going up tempo on your defense Hoke: Timeout!!


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Lewis is a genius! Knock the [Body]

Output: Lewis is a genius! Knock the kicker out of the game. Good strategy for Big Ten!


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Title] But are we entertained? !! [Body]

Output: But are we entertained? !!


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Title] the game is not pretty [Body]

Output: but I still wanna live forever I don't care!! Nothing like seeing a Big Ten advert over and over to cheer you up. /s Anyone else watching on btn2go?


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 min ago [Title] it does seem shallow at [Body]

Output: it does seem shallow at first, but I can see how it could play a part. Sometimes when you have worked long and hard to achieve something and you realise you are not going to achieve it (insert most of the football goals the team has had for the last couple years), everything else seems to not matter either and you make stupid decisions.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 27 min ago [Title] What do I do now that I [Body]

Output: What do I do now that I realise sending my 'thoughts' out to people is condescending? I don't believe in a Supreme Being that has ordered the universe in such a way that He hears my prayers and they matter. But I strongly believed that somehow my thoughts could go out from my conscious self and settle on another person in such a way that benefited them.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Exact thoughts I had after [Body]

Output: Exact thoughts I had after reading the presser. I really, really want to keep liking Hoke, but you are entering some stage of delusion when you continue to defend yourself against attacks that were never leveled at you because you cannot grasp the real issue. It is possible to work harder and work smarter. And at this level of competition you must be able to do both.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] Nope, this is him. He sent [Body]

Output: Nope, this is him. He sent me a birthday card last month.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] ...and that's the main reason [Body]

Output: ...and that's the main reason it ain't happening. It makes sense. I can't remember the last time something surrounding the football programme happened because it made sense. Now if you want to talk making cents...


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I don't understand taking a [Body]

Output: I don't understand taking a timeout to decide if you are going to challenge. Why not just challenge if you are going to burn a timeout anyway? Am I missing something?


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Did Harrison Ford eat loads [Body]

Output: Did Harrison Ford eat loads of Twinkies and become a head referee?


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] one of these kids is doing its own thing [Body]

Output: high integrity high character probable mild concussion


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hate to be that guy...but I'm [Body]

Output: Hate to be that guy...but I'm tired of all the typos! "There was a lot of time, a lot of effort put into all of it so that we could cover up everything that had to do with the incident." /s


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think you are angry because [Body]

Output: I think you are angry because you feel like people are saying the main issue is the concussion when you know that's not true. But most people are not saying the main issue is the concussion! People are saying that the main issue an incompetant administration who will not admit when they have made a mistake but lie and try to cover it up...and the concussion is just the latest example.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Aw forget it. Posting isn't [Body]

Output: Aw forget it. Posting isn't helping me. Just hold me Brown Bear!


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Title] And for my final attempt at [Body]

Output: And for my final attempt at therapy without starting a new thread... (again I like Hoke, but think he's denying the reality of the situation) I would like to ask Hoke the following questions: 1. Explain the difference, in your mind, between responsibility and accountability. We all know you are responsible for coaching the team. A quick look at your job title and salary demonstrates that. But what we don't understand is what you mean by being accountable for your responsibilties. 2. We know you like to look at the tape before voicing gut reactions to the public. So after watching tape over the last 12-18 months, point to one area of the team where you can use some sort of measurable criteria to verify improvement.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I really wanted Hoke to [Body]

Output: I really wanted Hoke to succeed. Like many of us, I like the guy. And I don't really want to spend a lot of time spouting off about how stupid he is because I don't think that's true or really helps. He is a great position coach...great at teaching DL technique and great at motivating and recruiting to the brand. He does have a strategy and I think it was farily obvious early on in his tenure that his strategy was "if we make the OL and DL dominant, we can win football games." We can agree or disagree whether, correctly implemented, this strategy actually works or not. But what I think is painfully obvious now is that he cannot see the whole game in real time. And to me that is number 1 on the job description of a head coach. This is never going to happen, but I think the best case scenario is Hoke - out of his love for Michigan - becomes the DL coach and Michigan hires a new HC. Those players loyal to Hoke would stay and we would retain one of our best recruiters to all that is Michigan football.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It's too late guys. Dantonio [Body]

Output: It's too late guys. Dantonio is already ahead on his kickstarter for "Keep Dave"


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] ...said by the guy who cannot [Body]

Output: ...said by the guy who cannot possibly figure out the complexities of mgopoints. Hint: you get points by contibuting things to the blog that others find beneficial. you lose points by doing the opposite. If you look at that little number under "joined" you will get a brief glimpse into your current performance in this area.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] META: Each new board post [Body]

Output: META: Each new board post must begin with code letters that correspond to the stage of grief in which the poster finds himself. For reference: D = Denial (eg. we are still young) A = Anger (eg. Fire 'x') B = Bargaining (eg. If we can finish with 'x' number of wins...) Dp = Depression (eg. I can't care anymore) Acc = Acceptance (eg. Michigan, and the Big Ten for that matter, are irrelevant. But it gives me more time to focus on my other hobby of painting rainbows and pink unicorns!)


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I haven't re-watched the tape [Body]

Output: I haven't re-watched the tape and I don't plan on it. Man, some of you guys are real gluttons for punishment! But to me it seemed like Gardner stepped up into trouble multiple time last night. I don't blame the guy for not feeling protected in the pocket. And yes there were many times when there was no pocket. But it seemed like I remember a few times when he didn't bail, but stepped into pressure. Was i seeing things?


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 days ago [Title] Verlander usually takes at [Body]

Output: Verlander usually takes at least an inning to get going. I think for him, the start is mightier than the pen.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 days ago [Title] I think Devin can audible. [Body]

Output: I think Devin can audible. But I'm still confused and would love to know the truth. I distinctly remember a back and forth last year from a Borges presser where he said Devin had permission to audible. It seems like Devin doesn't necessarily agree. And does anyone else remember shortly after Denard went down how it seemed Devin was calling a load more audibles than Denard ever did? And they seemed to work? So why did they seem to severely decrease over last season?


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Well, they were a 3 seed. [Body]

Output: Well, they were a 3 seed. Kansas was the 1 seed.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It's incredible how out of [Body]

Output: It's incredible how out of touch people are with this. Just spewing nonsense because they saw the media say he was a jerk. Producing is basically the rap equivalent of playing your own instruments and he only used autotune mainly on 808s and heartbreak. Which was more of an artistic choice than a necessary one. It's like wearing a wig because you want crazy blue hair instead of your standard blonde hair, rather than wearing a wig because you're bald.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Haha, ok dude. Your ear for [Body]

Output: Haha, ok dude. Your ear for music is so much better than every other person in the world that analyzes music for a living and every other casual fan. Kendrick Lamar is a fantastic artist and GKMC was an amazing album, but until he makes 5 more albums similar to GKMC he's not on Kanye's level yet. Section 80 was a solid album as well but I didn't appreciate it as much as others. There were some great songs on it, but I felt it was more inconsistent than GKMC.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Kanye has made one of the [Body]

Output: Kanye has made one of the most critcally acclaimed albums of this century in My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. You not liking him doesn't make him a shitty artist. Not to mention The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation, 808s and Heartbreak, Yeezus, Watch The Throne, and Cruel Summer. The guy has been putting out amazing music his whole career. Personality aside, he is one of the best rappers of this generation. That is undeniable whether you personally like him or not.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] If I recall correctly Burke [Body]

Output: If I recall correctly Burke was the only one to show up to that game. Assuming you're talking about the blowout in his sophomore year.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Making crappy radio hits was [Body]

Output: Making crappy radio hits was forced on him by Atlantic Records. Even T&Y wasn't supposed to come out. If Anonymous didn't threaten Atlantic Records another radio/poppy album like Lasers would have been released. Lupe has released stuff like his first two albums you just have to search for it. With that said I don't even see anything making him a hypocrite. He doesn't "Dumb it Down" except for some songs on Lasers, but even that album has some pretty meaningful songs. Listen to All Black Everything and State Run Radio and tell me that album is crappy radio hits.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The same way we struggled [Body]

Output: The same way we struggled despite being up by 15 with 2 minutes left.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The sideline has been doing [Body]

Output: The sideline has been doing that all season, at least for home games. Most defensive third downs our sideline has been jumping up and down waving towels.


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] Well the worst team has a 25% [Body]

Output: Well the worst team has a 25% chance of getting the first pick. So 3 out of 20 isn't bad since it should theoretically be 5 out of 20.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Stream? [Body]

Output: Stream?


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] I seriously did the same [Body]

Output: I seriously did the same exact thing last night.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Subs, it's going to be crazy. [Body]

Output: Subs, it's going to be crazy.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] When did it happen? After the [Body]

Output: When did it happen? After the clutch 3?


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Did he actually say that? [Body]

Output: Did he actually say that?


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] But McGary didn't actually [Body]

Output: But McGary didn't actually step on the baseline. That was a blown call.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Not one mention of Spike [Body]

Output: Not one mention of Spike going off for 17 points in the first half for #13... Instead we get to read about a tattoo Pitino got.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] You mean 3 points higher? [Body]

Output: You mean 3 points higher?


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Is the Gardner couldn't feel [Body]

Output: Is the Gardner couldn't feel his left arm thing due to the weather or an injury?


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] "That would have been the [Body]

Output: "That would have been the icing on top of the cherry on top of the sundae" That's an interesting layout there, sir.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Got him. [Body]

Output: Got him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Every time Burke tried to get [Body]

Output: Every time Burke tried to get in the lane Siva would hand check. Every. Single. Time.


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Title] We should be 3-3 right now as [Body]

Output: We should be 3-3 right now as much as we should be 6-0.


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Title] Forward progress, he didn't [Body]

Output: Forward progress, he didn't go back under his own power.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] Sanchez was money in the [Body]

Output: Sanchez was money in the playoffs last year. Way to use a decent sample size to decide whether someone's clutch. You sound like ESPN after Lebron misses a game tying shot.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] You have your seasons mixed [Body]

Output: You have your seasons mixed up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] It took a while to get going [Body]

Output: It took a while to get going and we never got to do all the different types. The normal, slow, and fast were the only ones the happened.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] The "H" section refused to do [Body]

Output: The "E" section refused to do the wave.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] MSU, OSU, Nebraska, and [Body]

Output: MSU, OSU, Nebraska, and Northwestern all had offenses the were based on running the ball too.


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Title] . [Body]


Input: [Date] 6 days 4 hours ago [Title] Sam Webb has been out of the [Body]

Output: Sam Webb has been out of the loop for the last six months and is quickly losing value as an insider. Everyone else seems to be in agreement that Nuata is more or less done to Georgia and Upshur just canceled his announcement so he can go visit FSU again. This is all bad for Michigan.


Input: [Date] 6 days 4 hours ago [Title] Hope he is good. In video [Body]

Output: Hope he is good. In video posted his handles don't look great and quality of competition seems lacking but if Beilien likes him then hopefully that is good enough.


Input: [Date] 6 days 21 hours ago [Title] The list of successful [Body]

Output: The list of successful players who are also successful coaches is pretty short. Being a good player doesn't mean being a good coach.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 hours ago [Title] luckily for michigan the big [Body]

Output: luckily for michigan the big ten is a pretty easy conference. So starting 2-2 doesn't kill the season.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] Said on missing out on Hill. [Body]

Output: Said on missing out on Hill.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] One of the greats and [Body]

Output: One of the greats and greatest of all time is two completely different statements. Brady is one of the greats but isn't the greatest of all time. Both are true statements. But of the QB's listed Brady might have had the most help of any of those guys for most of his career. Elite defenses for the first half of his career, one of the best coaches of all time, his best year included maybe the most physically gifted wr of all time, etc.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Last time I checked Brady [Body]

Output: Last time I checked Brady didn't win any super bowls playing for Michigan and the Patriots don't play in Detroit. I get liking Brady but he didn't cement his legacy as a great qb while at michigan.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Always a great way to land a [Body]

Output: Always a great way to land a recruit when it is because osu doesn't care because they think they can get better players but whatever he seems good so I'll be happy if he ends up here. Peoples-Jones is about as close to a must get as any recruit could ever be. In-state 5 star who is probably a top 10 player in the country with two parents who went to Michigan at a position of extreme need where early playing time isn't a bad sign. If he goes anywhere else it is a problem.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Montana was better, Marino [Body]

Output: Montana was better, Marino was better, Manning was better.He may be tied for the most accomplished quarterback but he isn't the best. If you had the oporutnity to draft every qb at their prime brady wouldn't be the first one taken. It is that simple.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] lol at Brady being the [Body]

Output: lol at Brady being the greatest of all time.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] I'm saying we also do shady [Body]

Output: I'm saying we also do shady shit. Clemson has had a clearly better last decade of football.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Hey guys, hate to burst your [Body]

Output: Hey guys, hate to burst your bubble but so does Michigan.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Biefeldt is gone because if [Body]

Output: Biefeldt is gone because if he is getting more than 5 minutes a game we are not beating good teams. It is that simple. The bar is set higher than what he can provide.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] Shocking that the pre-season [Body]

Output: Shocking that the pre-season national championship favorite would be the most talented team in an otherwise shitty conference. OSU might take like 5 players from the rest of the conference combined as starters. They probably have the most talented player at every position on the field in the big ten. Doesn't mean we can't beat them, but they are the better team on paper and most likely in reality also.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Man people are getting so [Body]

Output: Man people are getting so salty about this. They had hundreds of things on sale over the course of the day including some desirable stuff over 50% off. Sure things sold out but that is because they had a lot of people interested. They sold more stuff than black friday so clearly enough people found things they liked. It also caused walmart and bestbuy to also put things on sale, between those 3 places you could get most items on sale for most of the day. How is that bad? Amazon never has and never will do a 20% off everything sale and anyone expecting that was bound to be disspaointed. Prime is an amazing deal between the free movies and free 2 day shipping plus random deals throughout the year. Not sure why people are so upset at Amazon for including things like diapers in their sale rather than just putting up fun toys. If you were stocking a kitchen or had a baby yesterday was great. Not every sale is about getting a new tv.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That tweet is a stupid [Body]

Output: That tweet is a stupid response. No way is saying UA is a threat to Nike next year. UA barely existed when current high school seniors were born so Nike still being liked better isn't shocking. But UA's growth has been pretty big and they are just entering the shoe market now and have Steph Curry to market it. They also have Spieth signed to a 10 year contract in golf as well and a bunch of baseball players including Bryce Harper. They've done a really good job of getting in on big young stars for marketing purposes and that will pay dividends. Plus with Notre Dame, Auburn, South Carolina, Maryland, Northwestern, etc they have a pretty good toe hold in college athletics for being a still young company.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] While we are at it other [Body]

Output: While we are at it other annoying things from uva. Wearing ties to football games and pretending to ignore that the University of Maryland has the largest mall in the country, not UVA.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Stop saying grounds. Its a [Body]

Output: Stop saying grounds. Its a fucking campus. Also when I was there for a model un conference in high school we went to the white spot and it was pretty good. Plus as the only predominatley black school at the conference we found it funny in a "uva frats have been known to make their pledges but on black face and pick cotton and they have a restaurant called the white spot" sort of way."


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] If you can get it do FIOS [Body]

Output: If you can get it do FIOS build your own package and do the sports packages, that is what I do. If not anything but comcast is the way to go.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] Thats not really true for [Body]

Output: Thats not really true for graduate schools. In state tuition (as in just straight tuition) at michigan $26,367 for in state $27,867 for out of state. You save a whopping $1,500 a year. Harvard on the other hand is $57,200 so going to public school over private might make financial sense. As far as I can tell Georgia in state is a litte over $19,000 for in state. My guess is people aren't making the decision to stay in state in Georgia vs going to Michigan because of $7,000 a year but maybe I am wrong.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] According to US news which is [Body]

Output: According to US news which is whatever but an easy baseline OSU is the 18th best public school in the country and Georgia is the 20th, not a huge jump there in terms of the actual academics he will receive while there. Florida and Texas A&M are also in the top 25 of pulbic schools (which is all that really matters here, if it was strict academic rankings, Stanford, Duke, Northwestern etc would be top 10). Plentyt of schools in the sec are in the same academic grouping as big ten schools.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] This matters when we actually [Body]

Output: This matters when we actually get a recruit they want from there. This thread is going to look bad when Gary is at Auburn and Peoples-Jones is at Bama.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] When I found out UGA had the [Body]

Output: When I found out UGA had the #4 graduate program for public administration it was surprising to say the least. Girlfriends family is all from Georgia so it will probably be on the list when I'm applying to public policy/public administration schools.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] And Harbaugh. Michigan fans [Body]

Output: And Harbaugh. Michigan fans don't get to talk about dui's.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Maryland basketball has one [Body]

Output: Maryland basketball has one of the largest arenas in the country, has the largest student section in the country, is in one of the best recruiting parts of the country and has a top 15 program history. Sure they aren't great at football but Maryland adds a lot of value on the basketball side. Maryland sports also won 7 big ten championships this year, the most of any school. Maryland is also located in the 4th largest metro area in the country (Baltimore/DC), is a well respected research institution, has access to the library of congress, etc. The only reason Maryland was a bad addition is if the only thing you care about is football. I just think its funny that people love the Nebraska addition when literally the only positive thing they bring is football.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] How is using sling tv an [Body]

Output: How is using sling tv an argument right now? People who argue that unbundling will cost more are projecting that the landscape will change as well. When unbundling does occur netlfix will either cost a lot more, cease to exist, or only have seasons that are old on it because stations will get more propietary and host things exclusively on their websites for their subscribers. Same thing with hulu. Sling tv exists in the current market, nothing about its pricing model is helpful for determining how much ESPN would cost in an unbundled world because ESPN doesn't need to charge sling tv customers $30 to remain viable in the current market.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] None of you guys have clearly [Body]

Output: None of you guys have clearly ever visited a caps message board. He gets more flak than he deserves but I don't know a single Caps fan who thinks he is worth the money you guys just paid. Of course knowing Caps history he will probably end up in the hof.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sucks for the wings that he [Body]

Output: Sucks for the wings that he shows up small time all the time in big games.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sounds like Harbaugh fucked [Body]

Output: Sounds like Harbaugh fucked up and did something dumb. If you are going to do what he did just don't do the interview. Being petty always makes you look bad.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yes it was worth it. Sports [Body]

Output: Yes it was worth it. Sports teams make a city feel nice, they aren't actually drivers of economic growth and now the city has millions of dollars to spend on other things rather than a stadium. Seattle's economy is doing just fine without the sonics, so yes not spending millions to keep them with a project with no roi was the right call.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I have three kids under the age of three. I take them to sporting events. However, I wouldn't go if I wasn't in a private suite. Then again my shoes probably cost more than your house. [Title]

Output: I have three kids under the


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] That Urban Meyer is such a cock block. I wouldn't be surprised if his recruiting of power backs that Michigan wants are part of his strategy. What the hell is he going to do with another power back ? [Title]

Output: That Urban Meyer is such a


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] He's not a big loss at all. I wouldn't have offered him anyway. 25 catches for 356 yards isn't very good considering the level high school football played in MN. I didn't even play college football and had over 200 yards recieving in one game. I'm better than him. LOL! [Title]

Output: He's not a big loss at all.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] What's women's basketball? I've never heard of it. [Title]

Output: What's women's basketball?


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I've been listening to people discuss why Michigan is vulnerable to a upset. The consensus is that they are small and not very deep. When Michigan faces a good perimeter defense they struggle to score. I'm not sure about Ohio's depth, but they are small as well. I think Michigan wins against the Bobcats. [Title]

Output: I've been listening to people


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Can someone create a maize helmet with blue stripes, and a white face mask. That would be a bad ass Nike combat uniform helmet. I'd appreciate it if someone would utilize their skills and share. [Title]

Output: Can someone create a maize


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] It's all over twitter that he's stated that he's committing to M today. EXCELLENT!!! [Title]

Output: It's all over twitter that


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but Alabama has a lot more NFL talent than Michigan. I truly believe Hoke will have Michigan ready for a national title run in year four. I don't see Denard doing much against Bama. Say what you want about Sabans off the field tactics, but his teams play hard nosed, disciplined football on the field. I' m thinking Bama will handle Michigan similar to how they have handled PSU last year. I hope I'm wrong. Too many of you are being homers and not taking the emotion out of your predictions. Let's face it Bama has great coaching and great players. Michigan is getting there, but their not at that level yet. [Title]

Output: I don't want to burst


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] "Our athletes, on the other hand, work 40-50 hours a week for the school, and they don't get anything except what the other kids get and don't have to work for it". They get free tuition and all the perks of being a athlete. Academic help, trips, free meals before games, and I'm sure there's more. The NCAA needs to change some of their dumb rules and allow the colleges to provide more essentials for them. I don't think giving them cash would work. The star athletes would demand more and essentially college football would be the NFL. [Title]

Output: "Our athletes, on the other


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Hoke and his staff had nothing to do with it. Come on RR at least acknowledge them doing a good job. [Title]

Output: Hoke and his staff had


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I was joking! Meyer has won two national titles. One would think he's more professional than that. [Title]

Output: I was joking! Meyer has won


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I think that McCray and Meyer had a plan in place to embarrass Michigan. That's why Meyer never offered McCray. Why wouldn't you offer one of the best LB's in the country especially if their dad was former team captain? Look for McCray to get his offer from OSU and then decommit from M. The perception would be that Meyer always gets who he wants. [Title]

Output: I think that McCray and Meyer


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I was at a conference at State College, PA. While watching Michigan play at Purdue in the bar at the conference center/hotel there was a group of WVU fans in there drinking. They must have been there for some sort of conference as well. They were upset that the WVU game wasn't on TV and they were forced to watch the Michigan game. They were rooting for Purdue. Here in Pittsburgh there are alot of WVU alumni and they like Michigan as about as much as they like RR. That being said many of them do seem to take some pride that RR is from WV. They will criticize him, but they will kind of stick up for him if a Michigan fan criticizes him. One WVU fan I know told me that Hoke was winning with RR's players and he doesn't think Hoke is that good of a coach. I didn't want to argue with the guy because it's important that we are friends because of our work relationship. I wouldn't under estimate the WVU fanbase negative attitude towards Michigan. I've heard a couple of them complain about Beilein as well. They said that they hated how he didn't coach his players to offensive rebound instead had everyone get back on D. They said his teams didn't play physical and didn't crash the boards. They say it in a polite way and don't act like jerks, but I can tell inside they don't want to see Michigan do well. [Title]

Output: I was at a conference at


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I was listening when Bill took that call too. I believe it was his wife’s grandmother, but that’s still kind of crazy. What do you call Buckeye fans that never attended OSU? Wolverine fans are referred to as Wal-Mart Wolverines. I have no problem being a Wal-Mart Wolverine because Kate Upton is one as well. Can someone come up with a good nickname for these types of Buckeye fans? [Title]

Output: I was listening when Bill


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Duuuuuuude! That would be sweet man! [Title]

Output: Duuuuuuude! That would be


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Who cares about Canada? Besides Yzerman didn't go to Michigan and since you mentioned Canada it could be considered political. You do understand that Obama wants the USA to be like Canada right? A weak military and a civilian population that depends on government welfare. This thread should be deleted. [Title]

Output: Who cares about Canada?


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] The dude is ranked 44th in rivals top 100. Besides Morris he would be the highest rated player in the class so far. Why are some of you acting like he's some 2 star recruit from the upper peninsula? [Title]

Output: The dude is rivals 44th best


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Remember how some folks on here were saying that Hoke wasn't a strong finisher? Apparently, that critique didn't change his recruiting strategy. That really surprises me. I figured he would have waited about a week or two before NSD to offer any scholarships. That way he could be considered a strong finisher like Urban Meyer. [Title]

Output: Remember how some folks on


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Texas recruits every position like this. They get mostly 4 star and always a few five stars. I would think that Texas has to be by far one of the most disireable coaching jobs in the country. The city of Austin is awesome. They have unlimited resources and it has to be the easiest job as far as recruiting goes. The food is great the women are hot. I think Texas needs a younger more energetic coach to take the program up a few notches. It will interesting to see who replaces Brown. [Title]

Output: Texas recruits every position


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] PSU will be fine. They have the facilities, tradition, and a massive following. Having a younger and more energetic coach should give the program that shot in the arm that they needed. Once the Sandusky trial is over the negative press will go away. I hardly hear anything about it anymore. [Title]

Output: PSU will be fine. They have


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Even more impressive if you consider strength of schedule. http://www.teamrankings.com/ncaa-basketball/ranking/strength-of-schedule... [Title]

Output: Even more impressive if you


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] It's all about eating in moderation. There are plenty of over weight vegetarians. You can drink three fortys of malt liquer, eat a large cheese pizza, a bag of doritos, and be a vegetarian. There's nothing wrong with eating fish, chicken, beef, turkey, pork, or any other kind of meat. Besides fruit and vegetables have pesticides and herbicides on them. I would suggest organic if your concerned about the chemicals and additives. I'm 6' and weigh about 190lbs. I do workout five times a week, but nothing extreme. I drink alcohol and eat what I want. I just do it in moderation. I'll have two pieces of pizza and a salad instead of six pieces like in high school. I'll have just one cheeseburger instead of three. I do make a effort to eat a apple everyday and at least one big garden salad with low fat dressing. 6 to 8 oz of meat and some veggies is a good, healthy meal. [Title]

Output: It's all about eating in


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I would have been the next Barry Sanders, but when dad got sick someone had to milk the cows. [Title]

Output: I would have been the next


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] So would your girl! [Title]

Output: So would your girl!


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] I might sound like a sore loser, but I'm not disappointed at all. I think our future at OL is bright. So bright I have to wear shades. [Title]

Output: I might sound like a sore


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Yes, because you never know what's going to happen between now and signing day. I would think that after Hoke addresses depth that there would be a couple of scholarships left for best available talent. [Title]

Output: Yes, because you never know


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Hoke rules! [Title]

Output: Hoke rules!


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] I can hear the Ohio fans down playing this by saying "we didn't want him, or he would have chosen us". I bet Hoke gets their attention when Michigan rolls them in the shoe. [Title]

Output: I can hear the Ohio fans down


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] It's about time we get some good news on the recruiting front. This is getting ridicoulous! [Title]

Output: It's about time we get some


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] The spread was part of the problem, but as we all know there was more than one reason he failed. The offense actually was pretty mediocre against ranked teams. I believe the offense only averaged around 16 points a game against ranked teams in 2010. I think a spread offense like Meyers will be more suited for the Big10 style of play. The SEC is a power conference and his offense worked when he was at Florida. However, if you don't have a good defense I don't like your chances of winning either conference. I think RR is a good coach and good man, but can we please stop with the excuses. If Carr would have supported him, or if Bill Martin would have gave Jeff Casteel more money is getting old. You could make excuses for almost every coach that has been fired. If Illinois would have paid more money for assistants and built better facilities Ron Zook would have won more. We'll see how Casteel does at AZ. There’s a reason he has only worked at WVU as a DC. The Big East is horrible. The worst defense in the history of Michigan football shut down the Big-East champs in 2010 for crying out loud. RR failed at Michigan because it just wasn't a good fit. He wasn't willing to adapt to the players he inherited and Michigan isn't going to be patient when they have unlimited resources. [Title]

Output: The spread was part of the


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] This is a great story, and [Body]

Output: This is a great story, and kudos to Hoke and Denard. But to your point, if the wins/losses trend (statistic) persists, the future BJ Youngs will be wearing green and white asking for Leveon Bell autographs.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] This is false, my uniqname [Body]

Output: This is false, my uniqname was 8 characters during my time from 2005-2010. I vaguely remember a limit, but it was certainly more than 7 characters.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] May I also add, why do [Body]

Output: May I also add, why do non-revenue athletes deserve such lavish facilities and special treatment (on top of free tuition) that the other 98% of students at the University don't receive? Plenty of students participate in extra-curricular activities that don't produce revenue for the school.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You do realize that [Body]

Output: You do realize that non-revenue athletes receive this level of support due to the price gouging tactics of Dave Brandon? When the future donors dry up due to his mismanagement of the customer relationship with students, alumni, and fans, watch the world class support of non-revenue sports dry up. They won't be able to afford it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] You Are Insane [Body]

Output: I'm sorry, but you are either extremely naive or insane if you think you can find 5 tickets for less than $200 to the biggest game of the year. The issue with Crisler is that there is an extremely limited number of seats (around 13k) relative to the demand to attend this game. That means scalped tickets, whether StubHub or outside Crisler will stay inflated. Besides, the empty seats you saw during the UM v. Purdue game (the home one that took place several weeks ago) were likely in the student overflow sections. Meaning those tickets were sold and the ticket holders did not show up. It's not like there are blocks of unsold tickets out there, especially this year. If you really want to go, pony up the cash on StubHub. If you want to be cheap, no shame in staying home and watching on CBS. Besides, it probably wouldn't be wise to bring small children to a game that will have such a rowdy and intense atmosphere. Break them in with a Northwestern or non-conference game.


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Weishar [Body]

Output: I have no insight on where Weishar is leaning, or if Michigan would need him in the 2014 class. However, I went to school with Weishar's cousin (a Michigan graduate). I know that he has been in this kid's ear for years about Michigan and they visited Ann Arbor together this past fall. Take that for what it's worth, but I wouldn't think that he is an ND lean as suggested above.


Input: [Date] 2 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Beyond Pathetic [Body]

Output: You know your social life is pathetic when you go on MGoBlog to brag about getting a girls number after seeing Les Mis (with your dad). Seriously, don't you have a friend you could call. You sound like a 15 year old going on his first ever date. (FYI, I don't have a problem with the thread. I just think your "Cool Stroy Bro" comments about meeting girls at the movie reflect poorly on you. Please make some real friends.)


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Probably Not [Body]

Output: More likely comes from having an unreliable walk-on kicker who burned them early in the season.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Also [Body]

Output: WMU had 4 wins on the season, not 3. Perhaps just the UMass - WMU result was wrong or maybe there are other games with the wrong result.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Data Issue? [Body]

Output: Not sure where you're getting your data, but Western Michigan defeated UMass (in a blowout actually, 52-14). Might want to double check some of the results in your data set in order to get a more accurate metric.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I understand the math [Body]

Output: Yes, Champions for Charity makes a very small profit. However, you do not have visibility as to what makes up the operating costs that take up at a minimum $25 of a $32-36 entry fee. Salaries for CFC employees are likely built into that cost considering their business model Perhaps our AD believes that he can use existing resources (people already on salary, stadium resources, etc.) so that the margin funneled to charities will be much larger.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Read Brandon's Comments [Body]

Output: It sounded like Brandon's decision to cancel the race had more to do with Champions for Charity's "for-profit" status than anything else. However, I would not be surprised if his comments today about hosting their own race were damage control due to backlash yesterday. I had read on a separate annarbor.com article that CFC takes approximately $25-30 of the $36 entry fee for costs and profits, while the remainder is funneled to the charities. I'm sure Brandon, as egotistical as he is, believe Michigan could manage the race and donate a higher percentage to charities. Anyways, it will be interesting to see how this plays out. For what it's worth, the CFC representative claimed that they offered to let the Michigan AD manage the race.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Associate athletic [Body]

Output: Associate athletic director Dave Ablauf, who handles media and communication for the department, said the run no longer fit into the department's charitable mission. "Really the decision in the end came down to our external focus," said Ablauf. The department announced last monththat it would begin partnering with the Special Olympics of Michigan for community service efforts. The first event of that partnership is the "Polar Plunge" at Michigan Stadium on February 23, 2013. That partnership, Ablauf said, has become the department's priority. Ablauf said the run had become "a very challenging event... to fit into our stadium." "We have our own private rental program, we're doing stuff with the special olympics and we have a lot of things we do now in the that stadium," Ablauf offered.


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] ok coach [Body]

Output: The rest of us will discuss because it is interesting


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Wrong [Body]

Output: They're protecting Denard from being targeted in the future. Do you really want other defenses to know the exact injury Denard has?


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Cool Story Bro... [Body]

Output: Cool Story Bro...


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Don't understand your [Body]

Output: Don't understand your criticism of fans not sticking out these games. Weather was miserable and wet. It was tough even with rain gear and ponchos. I don't fault State or UM students for leaving early this week.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] You do realize that the NCAA [Body]

Output: You do realize that the NCAA has a rule that coaches can't talk about recruits that haven't signed a letter of intent, don't you?


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Relax [Body]

Output: 3 weeks ago half of you thought the Tigers would miss the playoffs. Just one Verlander start away from the ALCS. Just hope Valverde isn't called on in the 9th.


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Lloyd Brady Sighting [Body]

Output: Anyone else notice the one and only Lloyd Brady taking center stage in the photo included with the e-mail.


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] no offense to Denard [Body]

Output: but Matt Scott would likely start over him at Arizona. Don't forget the limitations RR had in 2010 with Denard. The 2010 offense struggled to score in the last half of the year.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Bad luck. You didn't deserve [Body]

Output: Bad luck. You didn't deserve that, but take it as a sign from above that grown men shouldn't be wearing jerseys, especially Adidas/ Dave Brandon fusion atrocities.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Bloomington [Body]

Output: Not sure what time the game is this year. If there is time, I would suggest making the few hour drive to Bloomington that night. Much better nightlife/ town at IU in Bloomington than West Lafayette. Nick's bar in Bloomington is fantastic. The W Lafayette bars (only maybe 4 of them) are geared towards college kids.


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Really [Body]

Output: Were the Yahoo! comments a little out of line? Probably Are you being ridiculously oversensitive to a sarcastic piece of writing? Yes. I'm really sick of this politically correct crowd. If you don't like what someone writes, stop reading their work... and certainly don't link their work and give them more page views.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body]

Output: Does he really speak to them? From the sounds of it, he justs texts and tweets them. I agree, if he wants more credibility, he should reveal his identity.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Aquaman, Chet [Body]

Output: Please no twitter/facebook/text stalking of any of these potential guys until after a committment is made. Don't want some creeper scaring them off last minute, badgering him for an interview.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Confused [Body]

Output: Are recruits scared off by the guys we already have or is this just a matter of getting in too late? This one puzzles me because the kid is from Ohio, friends with Kalis, and would have a much friendlier depth chart at Mich. Also, the fact that he previously committed to BC means it likely isn't a weather thing. Oh well, on to the next one.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Perhaps [Body]

Output: Perhaps you shouldn't bug these recruits every other day looking for a quote. As nice at is to have new content, it honestly doesn't clue us in on new information. Frankly, if this turns off Armani to Michigan...well, I think we have our scapegoat.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 23 min ago [Title] It doesn't sound like he's [Body]

Output: It doesn't sound like he's missing the point. His pictures directly refute your repeated certainty that this is a new development.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 27 min ago [Title] I'm mostly just still [Body]

Output: I'm mostly just still confused why anyone thinks that any brightening was an Adidas development. I'm currently looking at a late era Nike t-shirt that is basically the same color as a current Adidas one, and no it's not faded, I never wear it. People were already complaining about this 10 years ago.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It's not really true that [Body]

Output: It's not really true that there's never a good reason. If someone is being drastically underpaid compared to their results, an early extension can be a good idea. Like with Trout.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I genuinely don't understand [Body]

Output: I genuinely don't understand why people are still going with the slow decline thing when more than half the lineup is younger than 26. They might not be good, but turning into the Phillies didn't happen.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Pretty much every national [Body]

Output: Pretty much every national baseball-focused outlet has criticized the Cabrera deal. Not that they really ended up being correct given salary inflation and the fact that he's still performing. Maybe he would have been a tiny bit cheaper and gotten one less year if they waited, but that's about it.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] They did offer an 160 million [Body]

Output: They did offer an 160 million extension to Scherzer, that doesn't really scream unable as much as they ultimately decided not to. In a world in which an unremarkable and average pitcher like Rick Porcello gets an 80 million dollar deal, the Tigers contract situation isn't that bad.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Wow, Deep take millennial Tom [Body]

Output: Wow, Deep take millennial Tom Friedman, you're so wise. It's so amazing how nobody has ever noticed before that young people like buying prestige products and that they believe they can see through marketing. Nobody in the history of retail has ever taken advantage of that.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 2 days ago [Title] A total collapse of cable [Body]

Output: A total collapse of cable just means that content producers that have ad friendly products like sports will hold out for more network money. They won't just keep doing what they're doing now and making the product available everywhere. Ultimately the only thing that will be hurt is consumer choice, which is hilarious.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Title] You're right. they also do [Body]

Output: You're right. they also do one of two clap cadence cheers.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yes, shout "you suck" and [Body]

Output: Yes, shout "you suck" and jiggle your keys like a true American.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I'd much rather people in the [Body]

Output: I'd much rather people in the US adopt those things for other sports because they're good and fun.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Why do you even watch sports [Body]

Output: Why do you even watch sports when you so clearly have no idea what you're even looking at?


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The only reason anyone likes [Body]

Output: The only reason anyone likes the 1989 uniforms is because they're the 1989 uniforms. Using a logo in the spelling of a name is amateurish and terrible to begin with, but also using different fonts and offset sizes looks especially sloppy. And white block M's, really? Nobody would call that 'uniformz' if a modern design did it so prominently?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This blog already has its [Body]

Output: This blog already has its blow up where the proprietors banned anyone from making critical comments about them. Have we forgotten that already?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I don't understand why [Body]

Output: I don't understand why everyone is taking one sentence from the daily comparing it to The Victors as gospel truth. It sounds more like something to play when the lights go down for basketball intros or pregame football while the band is walking back around the field. They use modern music in these spots anyway, what would be so terrible about having something unique? Even if this way of going about it seems self serving.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Yeah, just keep playing Seven [Body]

Output: Yeah, just keep playing Seven Nation Army on repeat instead. Seems like the daily missed the point of what this song would be for. I mean, I get the whole "no piped in music anywhere at all ever" thing, but if it's going to happen, having something that isn't jock jams and isn't In the Big House isn't the worst idea ever.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] (deleted double post) [Body]

Output: (deleted double post)


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Except you're the only one [Body]

Output: Except you're the only one engaging in class warfare by describing college students and the mostly young population downtown as 'rich.' The fact that there are actually people like you out there who think it's a mistake to invest in the only area of Detroit that's actually adding population in 40 years is such a huge problem. Cities need tax revenue to be functional. For that they need taxpayers. I'm sorry that you hate that. There's absolutely an argument to be made that the suburbs should contribute more to regional transit, but that's not remotely what you're saying.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Your furry avatar is stupid, [Body]

Output: Your furry avatar is stupid, and "off sides" isn't a thing.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] They don't care, they sold [Body]

Output: They don't care, they sold out their name and website for page-clicks and advertorials a while ago. Forbes "contributors" are little more than unpaid bloggers fishing for traffic.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] The problem isn't trading [Body]

Output: The problem isn't trading prospects, it's trading prospects for garbage. They just lost two of their only decent trading chips for a pitcher whose middling production they could get from basically anywhere else.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] The idea that 'NFL Executive' [Body]

Output: The idea that 'NFL Executive' is a position that requires moral respect is utterly hilarious.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I don't know why you're so [Body]

Output: I don't know why you're so passive aggressive about this not being allowed. There's plenty of evidence that your attitude being totally insufferable isn't delete-worthy.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Do you have any thoughts that [Body]

Output: Do you have any thoughts that aren't milquetoast both-sides-do-it catchphrases? Just curious if there's ever a chance of you saying anything actually interesting.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] What are you rambling about. [Body]

Output: What are you rambling about. It's only politics if some sort of conspiracy theory payoff is involved? They're kindered spirits. It's not that complicated.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Actually, it's more like [Body]

Output: Actually, it's more like people deploy 'zero' or 'nothing' depending on the situation. Which is frankly pretty stupid. Yes, we don't use it, but nil is objectively a better term.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Way to lift your premise from [Body]

Output: Way to lift your premise from an ignorant and moronic Keith Olbermann rant.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] Yes, because Ann Arbor [Body]

Output: Yes, because Ann Arbor and the area of Michigan where a large percentage of the student body hails from is located nowhere near franchises for all the major professional sports.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Really? Especially ours? [Body]

Output: Come off it man.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Get off my lawn. [Body]

Output: EDSBS has one of their "Michigan Man" posts joking about this subject, but judging by most of the comments here it's actually an entirely accurate analysis.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Given the circumstances [Body]

Output: Given the circumstances surrounding Penn State and considering some of the other issues that have popped up as of late throughout the NCAA, does anyone else get the feeling we may be hearing of other violations/cover-ups over the next year or two?


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Not really sure we need to [Body]

Output: Not really sure we need to concern ourselves with signing another DB. All I'm really concerned with at this point is Treadwell. It'd be nice to get Green as well but we can always pick up an elite back in next years class.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Being a Kent State grad, I'm [Body]

Output: Being a Kent State grad, I'm pretty familiar with Ohio (not that Ohio). They are streaky behind the arc, very quick, and athletic. They rank near the top of NCAA in steals. When their shots are dropping they can be a load. At the same time, they dont' really have a lot of height under the rim and rely almost exclusively on their guards to make plays. I'm still trying to decide whether I like this matchup. Additional Note: Walter Offutt, a transfer from Ohio (yes that Ohio), plays for Bobcats. He has had a very good year and was a regular contributor for Buckeyes as a freshman.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I was just talking with a [Body]

Output: I was just talking with a friend of mine and we mutually agreed that Ty Isaac would need to have his head examined if he doesn't choose Michigan.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] The recruits keep on coming! [Body]

Output: The recruits keep on coming! It's almost noon in Ohio and my Miller Lite is well stocked in my refrigerator.....anyone care to celebrate?


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Well he didn't have a "non [Body]

Output: Well he didn't have a "non committable" offer from Ohio, must not be very good! I'm hoping you detect the sarcasm


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I spoke with an Ohio fan who [Body]

Output: I spoke with an Ohio fan who explained (a) Michigan's O-Line haul in 2012 and thus far in 2013 is irrelevant because Ohio garnered the top D-Line class in 2012. And (b) the commits with offers from both schools chose MIchigan because they didn't have "Commitable" offers from Ohio State. He can't seem to accept that Hoke and the UM staff have beat Meyer to the punch on several recruits (getting in early). Discussing football and recruiting with Ohio fans sometimes reminds of of talking to my 9 year old nephew.


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Title] Either he's a closet Michigan [Body]

Output: Either he's a closet Michigan fan or is simply being affable.


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Title] This is good news! We'll [Body]

Output: This is good news! We'll have an opportunity to see BWC and QWash tonight, albeit against a weak offensive front. Pipkins will need to step it up EARLY next year as we will need him in a relief role at the very least, possibly as a starter.


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I like them. Looking back I [Body]

Output: I like them. Looking back I recall the stripes on the sleeves of the away jerseys. Aside from some of the finer details such as the numbers they do look much better on the players. I can only hope that the white pants are NEVER EVER worn again however. I have spoken with a few friends this week and, according to principle, I understand the reticence to accept this alternative jersey thing. In many ways I completely agree. Yet, it appears to be a vogue marketing and recruiting tool and hey, at least the three different looks we've sported haven't made us look like complete clowns (uh MSU, MD, OR)


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Title] I just spoke to a friend of [Body]

Output: I just spoke to a friend of mine who grew up in Pittsburgh. His words were "Pitt needs to fire their AD immediately." First, the moron hired Haywood without conducting a background check and thus was unaware that he had been arrested on domestic assault charges. Next, he chooses Graham over Bradley.


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Not to worry about Dymonte, [Body]

Output: Not to worry about Dymonte, love it! Maybe Urban will use his premonitions of death and dreams of players in Ohio uniforms while he fulfills his new "Dream Job" as recruiting tactics.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] I think the nfl should follow [Body]

Output: I think the nfl should follow its own rules. That means a 25,000 dollar fine for the team. If they can remake the rule book whenever they want why have a rulebook?


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] So you think a player that [Body]

Output: So you think a player that transfers from Florida never has anything bad to say about Florida? I find it likely that they talk just as much you just don't care to ready everything a former Florida player has to say about that program when they leave..


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The difference is one was in [Body]

Output: The difference is one was in a game with pitchers trying to be around the plate and missing hitting batters instead. This is a coach trying to intentionaly hurt a player for saying things they didn't like. Their is a difference.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This. I was wondering if he [Body]

Output: This. I was wondering if he had been accepted to grad school here yet?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I root for my bracket until [Body]

Output: I root for my bracket until it is shot which doesn't usually take long. Then it is all about the chaos.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Title] This is kind of painfull [Body]

Output: This is kind of painfull rooting for ND to save my bracket when I would rather see them lose.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Title] So did I. Hopefully they pull [Body]

Output: So did I. Hopefully they pull away soon.....


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I need Iowa State to pick it [Body]

Output: I need Iowa State to pick it up a bit. My bracket is shot if they go down today.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Much better d in the paint [Body]

Output: Much better d in the paint last few trips.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Air Aubrey !! [Body]

Output: Air Aubrey !!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Way to go Doyle fuck Frank! [Body]

Output: Way to go Doyle fuck Frank!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Then turn your t.v off and [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v off and stop posting.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Big two minutes hear. Need to [Body]

Output: Big two minutes hear. Need to hang tough.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Wow the refs can whistle [Body]

Output: Wow the refs can whistle wisky


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] How the hell is that now a [Body]

Output: How the hell is that now a foul


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Zack feeling it!!!! [Body]

Output: Zack feeling it!!!!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Doyle not looking good so [Body]

Output: Doyle not looking good so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] He is doing ok so far. [Body]

Output: He is doing ok so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Its game time time. We need [Body]

Output: Its game time time. We need Max to step up big. I think he has it in him for a big game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] In eight seasons you have [Body]

Output: In eight seasons you have seen one play out of a timeout succeed? I am not a basketbal geniuse but I think Beilein does a pretty good job calling set plays out of timeouts. I could be wrong I haven't looked up the stats on it or anything but as a novice watching the games he seems to do pretty well.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If Walton is healthy enough [Body]

Output: If Walton is healthy enough to play you bring him off the bench to spell Spike and Maar. It could be a big help just getting those two a couple of extra minutes of rest. Wisconsin is also vulnerable to dribble penatration and Walton brings more of that to the game than Spike. But I don't think it is realistic to expect Walton to play more than 10-12 minutes off the bench in this game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Gotta love that . [Body]

Output: Gotta love that .


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Then turn your t.v/radio that [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v/radio that will save you the trouble of watching the rest of the season.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is [Body]

Output: I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is apples to oranges but I am not sure I would want my son to be famous for anything at the age of ten. I would prefer he just play ball and develop without the pressure of being compared to me already.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I agree. Remember Brian has [Body]

Output: I agree. Remember Brian has stated he is running for Regent in the next election. Is this the way someone who wants to help run the University should behave in relation to its students? Calling out a horrible idea totally fair game. "Jokeing" about ruining anyone who agrees with a idea you don't like not so much.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Would you write a sermon [Body]

Output: Would you write a sermon about one of your church members like this blog post if they had put forth a bad idea in a church board meeting? Then go on twitter and tweet out their twitter handle with the hash tag excominicate Bob Joe parishoner? When you hold young adults accountable do you do it by holding therm up for ridicule and a mob to help ridicule after your done? Their is a difference between calling someone out for a bad idea wich is fair game justr like Ace did and being a jerk Brian is being a jerk in this. Brian of bringing down Dave Brandon fame is "joking " about ruining peoples careers if they support a idea he doesn't like. This is the behavior of someone who has announced their intention to run for regent of the univeristy. Do you really think this blog post is how someone who wants to help run the university should respond to its students?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This so much this!!! [Body]

Output: This so much this!!!


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I find it funny that you [Body]

Output: I find it funny that you choose to join the site today on signing day of all days then tell us all 9 times (congrats on that by the way) to evaluate our lifes because we follow recruiting closely.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Ira saying on the radio Weber [Body]

Output: Ira saying on the radio Weber is their but he is weighing his options while waiting for his parents....


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sam just said on the radio [Body]

Output: Sam just said on the radio that he is hearing that Weber is just getting to the signing ceremony. So people claiming his loi is in to ohio probably jumping the gun.


Input: [Date] 5 days 23 hours ago [Body] Wut [Title]

Output: Lol


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Beau Bishop is the absolute worst. I can't wait until JMFH shuts him up. [Title]

Output: Common man is at least good for a chuckle


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I live in Columbus and I come here to get away from those idiots. [Title]

Output: Can we please stop talking about buckeyes?


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] when you don't have a mastery of grammar. [Title]

Output: It's kind of hard to argue academic arrogance


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Seventy-some teams make bowls. Can I argue we're probably worse than seventy teams? Probably. And we're probably going to lose to the rest of the probable bowl teams on our schedule, and I will probably be drunk and surly during each of those games... Probably. [Title]

Output: Is the argument that we only lost to probable bowl teams?


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Body] Standard Naval Activities All *Fouled* Up. [Title]

Output: SNAAFU


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Body] Once you hit Clare, you know you've made it. [Title]

Output: God's country


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I've lived in Columbus for the past 9 years, and for the most part, it is good natured ribbing. However, I would never put anything on my car or wear Michigan gear to a restaurant. Aside from drunks flexing for their boys, anyone that would do something dispicable wouldn't do it to your face. Like I said, most people are cool, but it only takes one coward to key a car or put some "fromunda" cheese on your steak. That being said, the Convention Center and Arena district is a great place to hang out. The Arnold is a cool event and great for people watching. Be sure to check out the North Market and tsio campus is a short drive up High Street if you want to see what people not smart enough to get into Michigan look like. Go Blue and keep Louisville weird! [Title]

Output: Columbus residents


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] They are ridiculously expensive. COTA busses are notoriously unreliable. There is plenty of cheap parking for the Schott, but you have to ride a shuttle with all of the osu mouth breathers. [Title]

Output: Cabs in Columbus


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] Perhaps I'm just biased because I live in the belly of the beast, but ohio fans are just so insecure. They're the pretty girl that needs to tear everyone else down. And their obsession with Michigan (the state and school) borders on psychotic. MSU fans are just the desperate, drunk girl who'll do anything for attention. [Title]

Output: ohio by a mile


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Body] This year's point guard class isn't particularly deep, and his size and raw talent make him very desirable. However, with the looming lockout, it doesn't seem that any team would throw first round money at what some would deem a project. The young man has a tough decision, and I hope he is getting solid advice. As far as the team goes, I live in Columbus and I saw Trey Burke play a couple of times. He's very fast and will be a great distributor, if not scorer. His Godfather (another M fan in Cbus) told me that he was ready to sign with Cincy. Ultimately, he decided a Michigan education was too good to pass up, even if it meant backing up Darius for a year or even two. [Title]

Output: The worst vice is advice


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I hope Hoke will amend his schemes to fit his players, then recruit his "type" of player. I think that was what's his name's biggest mistake. If the players like him, that is good enough for me. [Title]

Output: At the very least...


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Globally recognized... there is a reason we get such a large population of students from Asia and other world regions. [Title]

Output: Globally recognized... there is a reason we get


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 10 min ago [Body] I had both. What I liked the best was the hard ass head coach and the more laid back assistants. Best of both worlds. Obviously you don't want someone who won't help you improve regardless which style you like. [Title]

Output: I had both. What I liked the


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] That's really awesome and a great idea! [Title]

Output: That's really awesome and a


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Body] He didn't commit to Iowa soooo... Id say that's why he's not injured [Title]

Output: He didn't commit to Iowa


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That was fun.. There needs to be stuff like this. [Title]

Output: That was fun.. There needs to


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That's really interesting. Is there anyone else doing something similar for the students? I would have qualified for this myself [Title]

Output: That's really interesting. Is


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 hour ago [Body] 20k tops [Title]

Output: 20k tops


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It's Awesome that you say that here but you negged his post... I hope it was on accident. [Title]

Output: It's Awesome that you say


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Congratulations to both of you! It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine! [Title]

Output: Congratulations to both of


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] It's a win/win for both sides. If after his treatment there is a chance he can play football again just having the opportunity to play could be the driving force for the guy to do everything he can to rehab as quick and as effectively as possible. He now has a goal and is setup for success. [Title]

Output: It's a win/win for both


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I laughed out loud and scared my dog who then started barking cause he was startled. Up vote on the way [Title]

Output: I laughed out loud and scared


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Like everyone said, it depends on the degree. UofM as a whole is the better school though. [Title]

Output: Like everyone said, it


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] In that case neither would being 4th. ...wait [Title]

Output: In that case neither would


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It were wrong? [Title]

Output: It were wrong?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] There are photos of Jim and video of his parents here. Pointless post is pointless. [Title]

Output: There are photos of Jim and


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] That's how you get ants?! Go blue! [Title]

Output: That's how you get ants?! Go


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Winner! [Title]

Output: Winner!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I usually pull out my alumni association card and ask "where did you go to school?". [Title]

Output: I usually pull out my alumni


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 hour ago [Body] I used to love chess, played quite a bit in drafting class in high school! [Title]

Output: I used to love chess, played


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] Allegedly... [Title]

Output: Allegedly...


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I am not sleeping at all tonight!!! For the love of God, where are the muppets? [Title]

Output: I am not sleeping at all


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] Getting really tired of seeing this crap. Someone ban this guy... It's pathetic [Title]

Output: Getting really tired of


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Go BLUE! [Title]

Output: Go BLUE!


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] His dumb dude? That's a weird thing to say... " 're " really goes a long way. [Title]

Output: His dumb dude? That's a weird


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Love that, that's some skill and ability there. Catching with your off hand like that is very difficult! [Title]

Output: Love that, that's some skill


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Shut your dirty little mouth [Title]

Output: Shut your dirty little mouth


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I was thinking the same thing :) [Title]

Output: I was thinking the same thing


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] You know she's good if she's gonna play at UM :) However, anyone know if the school has invested any of that endowment to cloning Romero yet? ;) [Title]

Output: You know she's good if she's


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 22 hours ago [Body] What if the team practiced hard? Oh wait [Title]

Output: What if the team practiced


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Michigan still owns space.. Love it [Title]

Output: Michigan still owns space..


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Unfortuantely [Body]

Output: When you lose a game 1-0, you are not awarded a goal scored in the post-match results (US: 2, 2, 0; Ghana: 1, 2, 2)


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Jones v. Muntari [Body]

Output: From what I saw of the replay there was no "accidental boot to the head" -- Jones raked his foot over the Ghanian's skull. If you watch the altercation again without a pair of "The Refs Hate Us" glasses on, I'm pretty sure you will see the same. If you honestly just want to become disentangled from another player there are much quicker ways than dragging your cleats all the way up a guy's back and over his head: such as just drawing your knees towards your chest. The (American) football equivalent to this is when you're in a pile and push yourself up but (oops!) you find that an opponent's head is between your hand and the ground; you push yourself up anyways. These sorts of penalties are almost impossible to detect by a referee who has a whole game to watch. After all, the motion almost looks natural. So maybe Muntari deserved to be sent off, but frankly Jones deserved a yellow himself for essentially kicking a guy in the head, minus the kicking motion. Overall I thought the ref called a poor game, but don't think for a second that Jones wasn't responsible for inciting a bit of rage from his opponent -- I'm sure that's exactly what he was trying to do.


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Aren't they more like [Body]

Output: Aren't they more like Harvard? The Crimson... what? Edit: Ah I see that Cardinal actually refers to the color too. All this time I figured it was just the bird. Suddenly it makes more sense.


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Title] UofM v. Hopkins could turn [Body]

Output: UofM v. Hopkins could turn into a pretty big deal for you Baltimore folk I suppose. :-)


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Seriously [Body]

Output: Couldn't have been more on edge the entire game. I totally can't believe we won but there's nothing in my life that could make me happier than I am right now. GO BLUE!!!


Input: [Date] 5 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Perceived Loudness [Body]

Output: Great pull on the perceived loudness. This is something that physiologists and physicists study quite a bit, actually. The concept is simple: there's a finite amount of data that nerve impulses can actually carry. At some point, a sensory input will become overloaded and the brain will see the same signal--whether by amplitude or frequency of nerve firing--from bright and brighter or loud and louder. To an extent, this is a safety mechanism. This doesn't even get into attenuation. If you hear loud noises for an extended period of time... they won't sound loud anymore.


Input: [Date] 6 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Men's Golf [Body]

Output: Brian! How about a shout out for the Men's Golf team?


Input: [Date] 6 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Afternoon Delight [Body]

Output: Yes Yes Yes furthermore... Gandy Dancer brunch >> all other brunches De Facto (non-Zingerman, non Main Street) List. Eve, Jerusalem Garden, Cafe Zola, Casey's, Afternoon Delight, Blimpy's, Fleetwood, Godaiko, Habana And this doesn't even touch all the great brew-pubs.


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Line of Sight [Body]

Output: Brian- What about interior linemen being shorter to provide the QB with a better field of vision? Not to mention decrease the chances that a low/sidearm pass ricochets off a (teammate's) helmet or flailing arm.


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Michigan is probably behind Ohio in the hunt too [Body]

Output: I've already seen a ton of Drake's quotes expressing his great respect for urban and coombs and that a visit will be scheduled there very soon. I have almost read nothing in that respect concerning a visit to Michigan. Which has me very concerned because lately there have been a lot more recruits from Michigan other than Damon Webb and Drake Harris expressing great interest for Ohio. For example Cass tech RB Mike Webber already has OSU as his leader. MSU may be falling on their faces right now but Ohio is sweeping into Michigan very hard now.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Do you think [Body]

Output: Do you think Alabama take him back after the way he left them? I mean I guess it would be like us taking Dawson back sans the retarted tattoo.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Ritch is a nice guy [Body]

Output: But I think if Bama loses we may have to see them again in the Capital One Bowl. Not saying we would lose again but I'd much rather play another team. Although, I wonder how Gardener would fair in a rematch?


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Wish I could start my own thread on our underdogs [Body]

Output: Recently, I went through some of our less popular commits (Hurst, Stribling, Hill, Dukes,and York) and I am astonished by our ability to notice and lock down talent. I recommend the mgo-community go and check out some of those players senoir highlights. Especially Hurst, his film is unreal and I am VERY VERY glad we snapped him up. http://www.hudl.com/athlete/336860/highlights/2511384


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Im sure Channing is gonna get [Body]

Output: Im sure Channing is gonna get his third star but the question is if he is worthy of being a four star. I honestly don't care because the coaches are sold on him, but I know he as a player would appreciate that accolade. Also what was the official update on his injury?


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I really wish spell check was [Body]

Output: I really wish spell check was built into this text boxes my bad lol


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Basketball [Body]

Output: As much as I will miss the Wolverines storming to the field, watching them storm out on the court has been just as satisfying so far.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Interception [Body]

Output: Channing is great at positioning himself for impact plays. Underthrown but he is a playmaker.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] No he isnt a legacy player [Body]

Output: No he isnt a legacy player but I feel he falls into that genre because his family ties to the NFL. A lot of coaches sons have done well anyways though. I though Kugler had a brother that played college ball though, which I think makes you a legacy player in a way. I guess legacy may not be the right word but those strong family ties go along way in preparing a player.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Who was discussed [Body]

Output: I missed the broadcast but who was actually discussed that caused this major bias on the *buckeye side of things. I am on Wolverinenation and Tom often has to fend off of the stupidity of buckeye nation.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] This kid really softens the blow [Body]

Output: Of loosing Gareon Conely. Another phenomenal athlete picked up by the coaches. I expect to see him all over the field today.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I love that about our Michigan teams [Body]

Output: Whether it is basketball and now football, there are quite a few legacy players. We have seen how being a legacy kid has paid off for player like Hardaway and GRIII, really hoping this logic transfers to football.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I hope UCLA wins [Body]

Output: NOT a fan of Nebraska but for the B1G I think they could handle UCLA in the Rose bowl