Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] New Glarus Spotted Cow - a classic 'round these parts. Had a big week of surgery in the lab, weather couldn't be better. If you can, make sure you sit outside for a bit & enjoy the sunshine. [Title]

Output: New Glarus Spotted Cow - a


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] My money's on the mantis. I know, I know, the hornet has venom, but I don't care. Mantis just look sweet. Plz update me on the winner. [Title]

Output: My money's on the mantis. I


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] Congrats man - guess you're gonna have to change your username huh? jk jk [Title]

Output: Congrats man - guess you're


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] Has New Holland been making some good stuff lately? I used to drink their beers all the time when I went to college in Holland, but it's been a while and I haven't kept up with them. It's pretty impressive to hear them being compared to Bell's and Founder's now. [Title]

Output: Has New Holland been making


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] Ah, sorry prof - would love to go run with you but I can't make it out there. I did the Madison to Chicago Ragnar Relay in June, and I think I'm still recovering from the devestation I did on my legs! My team was down a man, so my buddy & I ended up covering his miles in addition to our own, coming in just north of 30 miles apiece. I had never run farther than 10 miles in my life, so ... it was an adventure! But I managed. Good luck out there, have fun. [Title]

Output: Ah, sorry prof - would love


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] No drinking yet, just working in the office. Maybe later! [Title]

Output: No drinking yet, just working


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] I'd agree with that 100%. It's pretty silly for him to even be chirping up. In the words of the Dude (directed towards Mark May), "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole!" ... except Mark May might also be wrong. [Title]

Output: I'd agree with that 100%.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] To be fair to Mark May, discrediting his opinion based on his failure to previously behave in accordance with his own stated position is a logical fallacy towards hypocracy. Just because he was formerly a terrorist doesn't mean his views on Johnny Football are immediately dismissable. Instead, we should dismiss Mark May on account of his views being stupid in and of themselves, which they totally are. [Title]

Output: To be fair to Mark May,


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I need to do this before I come all the way home from Americas Dairyland for the UM/ND game. [Title]

Output: I need to do this before I


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I am so proud of drawing that Brady Hoke Epic Double Point. May it be used for eternity. I must have a HTTV. [Title]

Output: I am so proud of drawing that


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] She looks like the reanimated corpse of a stripper. [Title]

Output: She looks like the reanimated


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] As an exploration of thought, what consitutes a "good" or "bad" fan? What makes one fan "better" than another? Is someone who is "more" of a fan a "better" fan? I think a good fan is simply one who is loyal to their team and shares in the emotions of victory and defeat. You could say that someone else is "more of a fan" if they delve into the depth charts, recruiting, coaching strategy, etc. But I don't think that really makes them "better" in any actual sense - they're not digging into the excesses of sports nerddom for anybody's benefit but their own, right? They are just one person in the stands on game day, and they can't cheer any louder than the next person. Sure, they can discuss the intricacies of two tight end formations on an internet message board, but again ... once it's football saturday, who cares? Now you know I wouldn't argue that there is no value in being a sports nerd, or a super fan or whatever (I mean ... here I am), but one part of enjoying being a fan is sharing the experience with others. You aren't going to be a good fan by being elitist and dividing yourself from others, you'll only be missing out. TL;DR - don't be a turd. [Title]

Output: As an exploration of thought,


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] It doesn't look like there is a really good yes/no predictor yet. There are genetic tests that can be done, but they still can't diagnose ALS confidently, let alone predict the development of its symptoms. It looks like, at best, you could discover that you have an allele that's associated with higher risk for ALS. http://www.alsa.org/about-als/genetic-testing-for-als.html Im not a medical doctor. [Title]

Output: It doesn't look like there is


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] A toast to your party being a smashing success! Evan Williams on my side ... straight ... I'm poor. [Title]

Output: A toast to your party being a


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] All right Coach Belein. [Title]

Output: All right Coach Belein.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Just keep your eye on sportscenter ... he'll pop up, eventually. [Title]

Output: Just keep your eye on


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Agreed, but (was thinking about this while watching Burke crack THE NEXT LEVEL today) the Kansas and Syracuse games may go down as even more legendary to me. VCU did have a lot of hype as a dark horse, but those other opponents were giants. I like me some giant slaying. [Title]

Output: Agreed, but (was thinking


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Sweet audio lollies, that's not bad. A toast to you, newcomer. /bourbon [Title]

Output: Sweet audio lollies, that's


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Just remember that Runyan rhymes with Paul Bunyan. Convince yourself he's a giant with a big blue ox and you will never forgot. RUNYAN THE GIANT. [Title]

Output: Just remember that Runyan


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Haha the random middle finger ... hey, local celebrity is better than nothing, right? ... right? [Title]

Output: Haha the random middle finger


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] At an event with open bar - brandy old fashioneds all night! [Title]

Output: At an event with open bar -


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] No order: - Mila Kunis - my girlfriend [Title]

Output: No order: - Mila Kunis - my


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] This guy is good. [Title]

Output: This guy is good.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Man I'm 28 and I can actually FEEL myself falling behind modern gaming as it changes. Like ... I COULD keep up if I really wanted, but now it takes brainpower that I know I should be allocating to like ... work or something. And don't even get me started on twitter lol. [Title]

Output: Man I'm 28 and I can actually


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I went to Hope over Michigan as well. I was motivated partly by academics, and partly by personal preference. Academically, Hope is a super successful launching point for pre-med students. Many of my classmates went on to Michigan medical/dental school, and I thought maybe I wanted to do the same. As for personal preference, I just really liked the small class sizes, the personal atmosphere, and the direct contact I had with my professors. The small-scale thing is not for everybody, but I really made us of their wisdom and learned a lot about being an independent scientist. Oh, as it turns out, Hope is really big into undergraduate research. And I don't mean like you work in a big lab full of grads and post docs doing menial tasks for them - the entire system is designed to make sure you have your own project, you're the one calling the shots, coming up with ideas, etc. You're actually the most important person they have. So I fell in love with the lab, and now I'm closing in on a PhD in neuroscience. I still keep in touch with my professors at Hope via email, they want to know how I'm doing. I may even go back to Holland and give a seminar talk on my work in the near future. Basically, it worked out really well for me. [Title]

Output: I went to Hope over Michigan


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] DESHAWNA [Title]

Output: DESHAWNA


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I actually made two versions of Hoke pointing in this style ... firstly, there's the Epic Double Point: ... and then a full body point: ... which I combined with my favorite football players to use as my desktop background (click to embiggen?) [Title]

Output: I actually made two versions


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I can't help feeling like decorating this place with basketball stuff would make it feel too much like some ACC blog. I know we love our bball here, but football is our evolutionary history - it's tied more closely to how we got here, not just who we are now. Ugh, I'm having a hard time even agreeing with what I just wrote, because Michigan basketball has had a pretty great history too. Ok fine maybe I don't have any good logic, the basketball banner just seems odd to me somehow. [Title]

Output: I can't help feeling like


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I thought this photo looked familiar - I used it to make some iPhone wallpapers/t-shirts a while back. [Title]

Output: I thought this photo looked


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That article seems to have had quite the impact. OSU has had TONS of success as of late, which means that at least half of any criticism directed at them can be dismissed as mere jealousy. However, there has been SO much STRONG evidence laid against them lately indicating that their sporting culture is offensively obsessive and detrimental that I do believe it has merit. My null hypothesis is that Ohioans are really no different than us - they are so similar, right? - but I am willing to be swayed, and I do feel swayed. I truly think they're being douches. [Title]

Output: That article seems to have


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I've always thought that way too. To strengthen the argument, you can also point out that "baking soda" is clearly the correct noun form of soda. If baking soda = soda, then soda pop = pop. [Title]

Output: I've always thought that way


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I don't understand ... so strange ... and sad. [Title]

Output: I don't understand ... so


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Body] While I agree with you - and actually think it's a really interesting psychological phenomenon that we have this obsession with guessing the future - I've had to accept that predictions are like 75% of what sports media does when their sport isn't presently happening. I know, I know ... "What good is predicting things anyway? All that matters is the true outcome." Yeah, but ... you try and stop them. It's like telling someone to stop blinking. If you think about your sport at all, it's natural to build hypothetical scenarios. Next you're weighing the relative likelihoods of them actually happening. And that finally leads to predictions. I think that NOT doing so takes a measured degree of conscious restraint. [Title]

Output: While I agree with you - and


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] His rap is bad. It's funny. And he ditched MSU to do it, which is also funny. I know people round these parts stress that we should ignore MSU and pretend they don't exist to prove we don't care about them, but lets be honest - that's hard to do when this sort of gold keeps digging itself up. And anyway, they have been pretty good at football lately, so I don't really feel like pretending that hasn't bothered me. I want to laugh at their misfortune a little, my sparty malice meter is higher these last few years than it's historically been, and they earned it. When they are well and truly relegated to nobody status, I'll stop caring. For now, I kind of hate them. [Title]

Output: His rap is bad. It's funny.


Input: [Date] 2 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I love that the Charity Bowl features 'Make Spencer Eat Cheese University' (MSECU) - if you look at the comments section, they even have a mascot & a fight song: Meats leave you bloated Grains give you turds Veggies are disgusting Go! Fight! Curds! Also of note - the fictional Miskatonic University from the writings of H.P. Lovecraft made the list of donators. [Title]

Output: I love that the Charity Bowl


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] congratulations! that's quite the accomplishment. make sure you have a celebratory beer or cocktail this weekend to celebrate how far you've come. *high five* [Title]

Output: congratulations! that's


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] That's what I was worried about! I didn't do this ... right? [Title]

Output: That's what I was worried


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] I had whipped this up a while back ... but now one of these guys has left for geener pastures, & the other one is injured :/ I suck at embedding - here's a link for embiggening the banner: http://i.imgur.com/kaw0nK0.png [Title]

Output: I had whipped this up a while


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I hope our tiny eaglet grows into a fierce raptor. The bird kind, not the Toronto kind. They are bad. [Title]

Output: I hope our tiny eaglet grows


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Exactly right. Wear your colors, sure, he will notice that. But the best thing you can do for your colors is to back them up with class, grace, and respect. We can rag on Ohio all we want, because screw those guys, but when it comes to actually interacting with them, you simply have to be the best person you can be. It's just the right thing to do. [Title]

Output: Exactly right. Wear your


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Nope. Relishing the tears of the vanquished is just part of sports. It's no big deal, it's not like you're celebrating a person losing their job or falling ill. It's just sports. This is what we do - everyone wins & loses. You feel good, you feel bad. You get to dole out some pride in victory, you gotta take your medicine in defeat. You can't be too sensitive about everybody's feelings, because it's honestly not that important. It's just sports. It's better to not be a bunch of assholes, but it doesn't mean you have to carefully navigate the minefield of human emotion to avoid offending the enemy. [Title]

Output: Nope. Relishing the tears of


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Watching this tournament has made me want to go shoot a basketball, just to see the arching trajectory again and hear the sounds of the ball rattling home, swishing through the net, and (more often than not) clanking off the irons uselessly. This team has helped me regain a huge appreciation for the aesthetic of the sport. [Title]

Output: Watching this tournament has


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I need to change my avatar, I hate wisconsin now. [Title]

Output: I need to change my avatar, I


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT TO BE SAFE [Title]

Output: I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I would say nothing & try to ninja away unseen. I'm afraid I would be more of a distraction than an inspiration. [Title]

Output: I would say nothing & try to


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I, too, am utilizing wardrobe continuity to give us the maximum probability of victory. I've worn the same shirt for each of our NCAA tournament games so far. I accidentally washed it with a bunch of other laundry before the Syracuse game & I was terrified that I screwed us, but everything turned out ok. In fact, I have watched the games in at least 4 different locations, with various other factors in constant flux - beers drank or not drank, solo or with friends, etc. I'm starting to think maybe our team is winning because they're talented and well-coached or something ... [Title]

Output: I, too, am utilizing wardrobe


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] it's ok, you won't be able to miss his future highlights on sportscenter [Title]

Output: it's ok, you won't be able to


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I can relate, my Patronus is a koala. [Title]

Output: I can relate, my Patronus is


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I like that clip in which he sets 3 screens in like a 7-second span. he's just digging space out of the defense. almost like a giant puppy. [Title]

Output: I like that clip in which he


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] It's from those AT&T commercials, which I admittedly enjoy. [Title]

Output: It's from those AT&T


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] scientist here. his work checks out. carry on. [Title]

Output: scientist here. his work


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] speaking of wizards, I feel like this craptastic photoshop of Burke & Stauskas enchanting the rock I whipped up on Saturday was eerily prescient. CHEAP SELF RE-POST. [Title]

Output: speaking of wizards, I feel


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I think it's for facebook, no? I could be wrong. [Title]

Output: I think it's for facebook,


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Not only is this poem clever & entertaining, but it's also a very complete summary of the key events in the game! Except not only did it include the things that happened, but how we all felt about it at the time. I will be able to read this years from now & remember how it felt to watch this game. [Title]

Output: Not only is this poem clever


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] wizards at work [Title]

Output: wizards at work


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I want to love this, but I'm too lazy to find the relevant videos. [Title]

Output: I want to love this, but I'm


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I think so? I'm not sure. We won, though. I feel happy. Belein = good. Edit: Ok ok I should expand a little to be thoughtful. It seemed to me like one of the biggest things Belein did well was to get Jeff Withey away from the basket on defense. We didn't always make the shot, but by pulling Withey towards the perimeter, it allowed McGary to go all McGary in the paint. Which, as we know, was huge. I guess I believe that Belein deserves some credit for getting McGary's production today. Awesome stuff. [Title]

Output: I think so? I'm not sure.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] GET THIS MAN A BEER [Title]

Output: GET THIS MAN A BEER


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] truly a noble endeavor. I abstained from posting in the game thread, but I can tell you, I did not want to believe. I was afraid of getting my heart broken if I believed. but I stayed tuned in the whole game, experienced all the frustration & agony, and then finally the unbelievable relief & bliss. I can't say I stayed optimistic. that would be a lie. but I stayed hopeful. and holy crap am I happy! [Title]

Output: truly a noble endeavor. I


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Here in Madison, I am going to drink bourbon atop a throne made of the ashes of my fallen enemies. [Title]

Output: Here in Madison, I am going


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I liked it when McGary would make jumpers in Witheys face. Yeah ... I liked that. [Title]

Output: I liked it when McGary would


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I have also played competitive soccer at a number of levels, and while I agree that the sport, in its purest essence, is a tough & physical game, I would also have to agree that the culture of professional soccer is a little bit "princess-ish". So to me it's two different things - a great game full of beautiful action that I can't stand to follow due to the terrible implementation of rules and the subsequent total corruption of the spirit of play. [Title]

Output: I have also played


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I'm so excited but I can barely watch! [Title]

Output: I'm so excited but I can


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] In all seriousness, Vincent is the man. He wasnt shaken when it happened, and he's never been shaken since. He did a great Q&A session on reddit which just illustrated his effortless badassery. He even answered a question of mine about his sick blocking, 9 DAYS AFTER I POSED IT, cuz he's that sweet. He cited his "killer instinct", which I believe 100%. V. Smith forever. [Title]

Output: In all seriousness, Vincent


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] I fucking hate this place sometimes. [Title]

Output: I fucking hate this place


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] You know, it's hard to tell. They're a relatively comatose crowd so far ... obviously there hasn't been a lot to react to. I'm with two lab mates who are local, they're basically just complaining about how terrible the badgers' FG % is. Which is legit. No particular insights, just wishing the shots were falling. [Title]

Output: You know, it's hard to tell.


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Fuck Wisconsin. - Posted from the Buffalo Wild Wings in the center of the UW-Madison campus [Title]

Output: Fuck Wisconsin. - Posted from


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Hah, fair question - I'm a PhD student at UW-Madison, so I guess I've got a little bit of academic pride at least, and I enjoy Madison. I was kinda cool with their football team, as they were in the Leaders Division, so who cares, but honestly I'm learning to hate them after this basketball season. I had to see all their stupid fans' faces outside the Kohl Center after that miracle bullshit they pulled on us, and I was mere moments away from steering my vehicle into the masses. JK I'm not murderous. But for real, I was kinda mad. [Title]

Output: Hah, fair question - I'm a


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Oh damnit this is my girlfriend. Notre Dame fan in football season, Indiana fan in basketball season, Chicago Bulls fan for NBA, Indianapolis Colts fan for NFL. I give her shit by listing my sports allegiances as MICHIGAN MICHIGAN DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT. Fergodsakes, have an identity people. [Title]

Output: Oh damnit this is my


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] PLoS Biology should be free to submit, as the "premium" journal. [Title]

Output: PLoS Biology should be free


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Yep, just like everyone else has said already, I'll echo it - really nice interview, charisma & genuine enthusiasm are a go with this one. Massive approval at this point. Looks like a great fit. [Title]

Output: Yep, just like everyone else


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Easy ... PLoS ONE was designed as an open access journal which evaluates submissions on quality of work alone, not the "hotness" of the topic. That's why it's different from journals such as Nature or Science, which have high impact factors. The trade-off is that these journals can be almost tabloid in nature - the kind of articles that get published here are cutting edge, but unreplicated. A decent proportion of these high impact studies wash out as nothing of substance - just something that garners a lot of attention at first blush. Additionally, PLoS has other "versions" of itself - such as PLoS Genetics & PLoS Biology. PLoS Biology is actually a very prestigious journal with a high impact factor - but ironically, they are obligated to not advertise that fact based on their founding philosophy that impact factor is not the alpha & omega of publication. I should also admit that I'm a big proponent of open access scientific formats, & I think it's particularly favorable for large scale studies that use a high volume of data because there are no length restrictions or limitations on how the data can be shared with the scientific community. My two cents. [Title]

Output: Easy ... PLoS ONE was


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] At least we get the entire state of Texas who aren't A&M fans who hate A&M. [Title]

Output: At least we get the entire


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Body] For a quality shop to shoot that hood, with sanding, priming, and all, over $1000.00. I had a hood shot for a caravan, aftermarket, already primed and payed $650.00. [Title]

Output: Painting is not cheap.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] That guy in the center of the line, what do you call him?....the hiker of the ball(that's what my wife calls him) so we'll say the hiker. He had one leg. That big guy over him(my wife calls him the fat guy over the hiker) so we can go with that, ran around the hiker all day long. That blew up what us more educated fans call the running game. It was so bad that the back up 'hiker' came in the game for one series, couldn't get it done, and then quit football. If you base our offense on what you saw in the Sugar Bowl, you must be a Spary Troll, or my wife. So what is it? My goodness, some people. [Title]

Output: Typical fan........


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] He's not having a press conference. He's going to let the coaches know the day before, and just let it get announced the next day. I guess if you are behind enemy lines, you probably need to adjust your game plan if you're going to the enemy. [Title]

Output: He's not having a press


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] But at this level he's getting away with it. He won't at the next level. But most of what I see in the tape is him running 'by' the block. You can only really assess him by seeing game film when the competition isn't a team that you build your highlight film from. [Title]

Output: We agree.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] If he gets good coaching applies to DPL kids, not these power house Catholic schools. He probably gets good coaching. When I saw St. Eds, Kettering Alter, etc. play, they are fundamentally sound kids, with basically college staffs and facilities. So when you see a 4 star kid from a school like this, vs. a 4 star kid from say, Cass Tech, I always believe the Cass Tech kid has the higher ceiling. That isn't a knock on the schools like Cass and Coach Wilcher, they just don't have the funds or support to run similiar programs. That being said, this kid does run around most blocks, and why shouldn't he? There isn't enough here with him taking on blockers to know. I'm assuming our coaches have seen game film, and not just highlight clips, or at least I would hope. [Title]

Output: Remember the school he attends....


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] because espn and Adidas will make sure his postion is known. It's still sad he chose to take this issue up. He had many ways to speak about JoePa to honor him, and this was a bad road to take. [Title]

Output: I have a feeling they will....


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] try and protect the PSU brand. You would think Knight would have seen how that worked out for him. If he sincerely doesn't see what Paterno did to fail these children, I feel sorry for him. If he did it for economic reasons, I feel sorry for his company, because it will have negative repercussions on the brand. Sure, suck up to Penn State, and piss off the rest of the country. Seems like a bad plan. [Title]

Output: That's what Paterno did....


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Here it comes. And a seasoned guy doing it. [Title]

Output: Better duck.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Two of those DE's are never moving inside. And they need tackles, not guards. Two of the OL recruits they got last year will never make this years roster. So it's not silly, it's reality. They are counting on Dodson and Diamond, and they may wiff on both. Ever see a right guard try and play left tackle? Look at the moves they are making. But hey, take two running backs, good for them. [Title]

Output: Maybe you should check the depth chart.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] They are desperatlely thin on OL numbers, especially given the fact that a couple they took last year were stretches. They also are thin at DB, listening to them, and I am not seeing many of those. They have a more DE's than can play on the field, and I believe took two last year. Throw in an extremely overrated DT, and I'm not that impressed. It's almost like Meyer came in and said I know what we need, but we are just going to swing for the fences with 5 star guys, and figure out how to convert them to OT at a later date. On signing day, we will be back in front of them, on paper and on the field. [Title]

Output: I wouldn't trade classes.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] end up at Notre Dame, that would be one way. I'm not sure that's what the OP meant, just trying to answer your question. [Title]

Output: Well if all three


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Never posted a link here, but this is a non-paywalled 247 article that says Elmer has a leader. It also sounds like he may be looking to end this sooner rather than later. Elmer doesn't state who the leader is, but you can probably figure it out, with all the other info out there. http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Article/Elmer-Has-Silent-Leader-40273 [Title]

Output: Well I'll give this a shot......


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Another board today says we are in his top two. If you have seen film of both Dunn and Garmon, would you take either, or, in your opinion, is one considerably better than the other. [Title]

Output: So how about Garmon.


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Not one is relevant. NOT FUCKING ONE. So you click on it, and into the second page all you get is snarky comment after snarky comment, and a bunch of bitches bitching at bitches. It's a complete waste of time, and it would be fun if any of it was clever, but none of this is. That's why you get a down vote. Not pissing at you directly, just trying to let you know why this type of thread gets hammered. This board used to be fun. Now it is just full of ......well......you see. [Title]

Output: Read posts on the thread.........


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Body] When asked where Morris will be ranked next year, Scott said he wasn't sure, but that he would be a top 10 guy this year. That makes him a five star. [Title]

Output: Scott Kennedy doesn't think so.


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] If they didn't think this would hurt recruiting, this should seal the deal. Wow is all I can say. [Title]

Output: what a shot to the nuts...........


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] The ND Scout guru says Northwestern is the school of choice, and I believe him. So good for him. Go get a fantastic degree, but I'm guessing no free tats!.....we never had a chance. [Title]

Output: Well,


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Then why did you ask. It is quite obvious to even the stupid people. Oh, I get it, to be a dick. Good thing you have been chasing ambulances since 1984, and not doing real law. What a prick. What part of telling a person not associated with a case facts about the case is difficult to understand? Man you law types are pretty smart. No wonder why I have negative points, can't tolerate assholes like you. [Title]

Output: Then why did you ask. It is


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Maybe, just maybe, just spitballing here, he respects his fucking parents, and follows in their footsteps. Maybe his dad isn't a pimp, nor his mom a cock sucking whore, and he follows what they belive, which happens to agree with the chuch they FUCKING FOLLOW!.. Nothing better than a bunch of 25 year old azzholes with no kids on this blog telling us how to raise kids. None of you are 5 feet from what your parents did, you just don't realize it. 'My parents gave me freedom",,,,,,,,,,,,fuck you they did. You're still just like them, they hope. [Title]

Output: Maybe, just maybe, just


Input: [Date] 4 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Cause yor are a stealing bastard. Just let us know. You can't scoop them all. [Title]

Output: So do you have a Scout or Rivals gig?


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] So now we know. You are a Madden freak, and you never played the game. Good for you, how about you write another diary about all the rest of the things you know nothing about, like being a good fan, a good father, a good Christian, or a good human being. Any questions?? "I hope RRod gets a job, comes back into AA, and kicks our ass!!" Your quote. [Title]

Output: You know little about a lot.


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] This is the same guy that hopes that RRod gets a job, and comes back into AA and kicks our ass, just to show us we are all wrong, and he is right. Hitler could coach Michigan, and Jesus could coach the other team, and I'm screaming for Michigan. Not this dude. What a dick. Like I said before, go follow him wherever he goes, you are not needed here. [Title]

Output: The OP is a dick.............


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Since we all seem to be getting wrapped up in this type of offense debate. Think Jim would have kept the OC we had, and just gone away from his pro-set? We are supposed to not like Hoke because he won't run the spread, and most here would seem to be much happier with a JH hire? Maybe I'm confused as to my reasoning for not wanting Hoke, and readying myself for the plunge off the ledge. [Title]

Output: What would Harbaugh do?


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] By Les. However it played out last time, I think he wanted the job, and for whatever reason, didn't get it. I'm sure his people are following this closely, and know that Hoke is not going to be a popular choice with the fan base. By letting this leak, he lets all of us know that if his coming back home goes sideways, it is DB's fault, cause he would have taken the job. I'm sure Mr. Brandon is getting plenty of heat now from the old school guys to bring a Bo guy in. Well played Les! [Title]

Output: No, it's a great move....


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] They may allow you to keep them, but while you are in school you can not sell them. AJ Green got a 4 game suspension for selling a bowl jersey for $1000.00. Not allowed. It is still the property of the University. [Title]

Output: They may allow you to keep


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] I don't think they were just signing cocktail napkins. Reports are that they were signing OSU garb, which belonged to the University. All of their gear is supplied by the University, and needs to be returned when they are done, including shoes, gloves, jersey's, all of it. To sign a pair of cleats, and trade them away is theft, and from what I have heard, they have recovered some of these items, with players signatures and numbers on them. We'll see what the NCAA chooses to do. Didn't Alabama get clipped pretty hard for 'Bookgate? [Title]

Output: It's seems like this may become a bigger issue.


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Like this couldn't fit in one of the other three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! threads? What a loser. How is dorm life going? Wow, just wow. How the standards have fallen. [Title]

Output: Like this couldn't fit in one


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] If you can't take the time to read the board, before posting your shit, than fuck off and die. Really. You are not needed here, you mindless fuck. Thanks for trying out. (signed, all the RRod lovers.) (you are about to be in the minority, and getting told to fuck off, you losers.) [Title]

Output: If you can't take the time to


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] According to the other 3 threads, you may be correct. Yipee that your mom had you, or we would all be without this crucial news, already reported three times!!!!!!!!!!! God bless you and your momma. [Title]

Output: According to the other 3


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] -1,000,000 Come on. How ignorant can you be. Has been posted 3 times. But good for you, glory hog. [Title]

Output: -1,000,000 Come on.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Man, that stuff is prime. [Body]

Output: Man, that stuff is prime. How the hell did we fall into that kind of fortune? Best cheese dip I've ever had.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'm not necessarily [Body]

Output: I'm not necessarily disagreeing with that assertion, but if you actually read the case you cited, you can see that the employee was a fuckup. That's why she was fired. Her Facebook post may have been the final straw, but no court would have given her damages or found a wrongful termination in that situation.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Eating Crow? [Body]

Output: All right. Who actually finished the article? Because Kawakami is still making lame excuses: "Second reaction: This is everything… EVERYTHING… the 49ers could’ve wanted from this situation, and it does surprise me that Harbaugh would hand it over to them just like that. Jed York and Trent Baalke wanted no part of Harbaugh after Sunday, and undercut him all season, but now, because he’s leaving on his own to go to college… instead of firing him the 49ers… Don’t have to pay Harbaugh the $5M he has left on his contract or even worry about trying to trade him; Won’t see him in the NFL–and especially the Raiders–for at least a few years; Can even spin it that they wanted to keep him but he left them for a monster deal from his alma mater." Yeah, who wouldn't believe that?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Stop giving Owosso folk a bad [Body]

Output: Stop giving Owosso folk a bad name


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Right now it depends on who's [Body]

Output: Right now it depends on whose source you listen to.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yes it is. [Body]

Output: Yes it is.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Must be, I don't get it [Body]

Output: Must be, I don't get it either.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] I think its a play on [Body]

Output: I think its a play on mixtape. I guess the knicks are doing a similar thing with knickstape.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The dragonmead brews are [Body]

Output: The dragonmead brews are actually beers and not meads. I believe the Final Absolution is a Belgian Trippel, around 8-9% ABV.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Man, I think you guys should [Body]

Output: Man, I think you guys should google Todd Graham. He sounds like a flake and a bit of a scumbag.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Why not? It would help the [Body]

Output: Why not? It would help the team's "toughness"


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He coaches good pass [Body]

Output: He coaches good pass protection, I'll give him that.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] It's like neither team wants to [Body]

Output: It's like neither team wants to win.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] On the bright side, Ryan is [Body]

Output: On the bright side, Ryan is killing it today.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I for one think it's neat Dr. [Body]

Output: I for one think it's neat Dr. Seuss has turned his talents to designing football uniforms.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Will's a good man. Gave me [Body]

Output: Will's a good man. Gave me the biggest tip I've ever gotten about a year ago at the bar.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Sensitive or not, name [Body]

Output: Sensitive or not, name calling is for children.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Chesson is a special teams [Body]

Output: Chesson is a special teams stud.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Upvote for the rarely [Body]

Output: Upvote for the rarely utilized sex with animals argument


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Of course it did. 162 [Body]

Output: Of course it did. 162 baseball games vs. 16 football games will do that. It doesn't mean baseball's the more popular sport.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 2 days ago [Title] 3 and out on his first [Body]

Output: 3 and out on his first possession, and he found out he's not going to be able to run away from NFL guys.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Good point. After all, Hoke [Body]

Output: Good point. After all, Hoke and company have really been awful at the whole recruiting thing ever since they got here . . .


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41 [Body]

Output: Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41 in the video.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] I don't believe thats how it [Body]

Output: I don't believe thats how it works. If the kid gets a scholarship, it'll have to count against the football team. This rule prevents teams from giving a bunch of guys "track" scholarships to free up more football scholarships. If the kid wants to play football at Michigan, Les will be paying his way.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Upon deep investigation [Body]

Output: Upon deep investigation, I have concluded Bill McCartney's dead wife Lyndi McCartney and Lloyd Carr's current wife Laurie McCartney are not the same person. Guess we still don't know the whole story.


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Don't listen to them. I [Body]

Output: Don't listen to them. I didn't go to any proms, and I've never regretted it once. I had plenty of friends who went and plenty who didn't, and to be honest, the ones that did really don't think too much of it now (5 years later). I think it may be that proms are just not as big of a deal as they were for the older generations. On the other hand, if you think you can get laid then go for it!


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Remember kids: If you can't [Body]

Output: Remember kids: If you can't afford tickets or don't have rich parents you're not a real fan.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Sam Dekker was a 5 star, [Body]

Output: Sam Dekker was a 5 star, ranked by rivals as the 13th player in the nation. His offers are because he committed so early. http://sports.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/basketball/recruiting/player-...


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] The record for made 3 [Body]

Output: The record for made 3 pointers in a game for a Michigan player is 9 by Garde Thompson vs. Navy in 1987. Glenn Rice is number 2 with 8.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Not about what it seems to be [Body]

Output: I agree with some of the other posters. This likely isn't about Freshman eligibility. I think, like all things in college sports recently, it's about protecting the enterprise and the cash flows. This is a defensive move intended to head off the anti-trust and anti-competitive landslide heading their way. They are trying to bolster their claims of amateurism and educational mission by this cosmetic rule. I really doubt Delaney cares about anything other than protecting the massive inflows of cash he is generating.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Michiganders [Body]

Output: Join the clan called michiganders with the blue and yellow flame shield


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Title] M getting back [Body]

Output: Coincides with UM's return to relevance. Once Izzo stopped getting every player in the State he wanted, the team return to historic norms. Izzo's greatest move was showing up as UM got massive sanctions leveled


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] cause? [Body]

Output: Maybe the more interesting question is: Can this be used as the basis of a for-cause firing that precludes the 3m buyout? If Brandon is destroying the State's property (Email) in order to circumevent the FOIA, could the University fire him for cause? I presume his contract allows him to be fired for violating the law, which would mean no buyout. IT would be interesting for any MgoLaborLawyers to chime in


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Regular trip [Body]

Output: This plane has been to Monterey 3 times in the last 2 months; the first of which was Sept 5. Seem highly unlikely they were courting Harbaugh before the ND game...


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 7-6??? [Body]

Output: 7-6 would be a massive upgrade to what we are in for this season. This really feels like 2-10 or 3-9


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] discoverable [Body]

Output: Aren't Regent meetings subject to FOIA requests? You'd think, on a matter like this, they'd do everything in their power not to have to release a formal transcript of their discussion. I'd imagine this is being done in a series of small calls to defeat state requirements on having formal meetings with notes. That takes time. I doubt they are just ignoring this. edit: anything under 5 members doesn't need to be recorded Sec. 1.04. Quorum A quorum for business will be five voting members of the board, participating in person or by conference telephone or video conference.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Potentially simple explanation [Body]

Output: Another possibility: The Regents, et. al. have reached the end of their rope with Brandon the way the rest of us have. They have stripped his decision making authority while they try to work him out of the job. They can't deal with Hoke until thy address the AD issues. It may be that they are busy calling lawyers trying to figure out how to can DB without owing him alot of money -- that can take some time.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Oj's son did it [Body]

Output: His son did it. It's why the gloves didn't fit. The evidence is actually pretty compelling that the son is guilty.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I would like to rewatch glengarry glen Ross [Body]

Output: B/c I need my Lemon fix and this site is not doing it for me right now.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I grow organic California lemons [Body]

Output: Happy to eat one and ship one to Brian so that he doesn't have to buy a crappy lemon. My Mgoblog lemon tree:


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Lemon! [Body]

Output: Such a weak lame excuse! Eat the lemon and get over it. Your stubborn pride is damaging this site's reputation. Bolden started = lemon eating.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Ban? [Body]

Output: Can we ban this bozo yet? -87 points in one day


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 3 days ago [Title] PSU O-line [Body]

Output: The Penn State o-line looks like our circa the MSU game last year


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Jabrill [Body]

Output: When did Jabrill become a RS sophmore?


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 6 days ago [Title] kudos [Body]

Output: I think this is a great way to help pay for a site I get so much enjoyment out of. Thanks for sharing


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 5 days ago [Title] ND vs. B1G [Body]

Output: The real humor here is that the only way a Prof would leave a research university (e.g. a B1G school) for a small private undergraduate focused institution (e.g. ND) is if they didn't make tenure. This guy would be a B1G reject teaching at ND.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Boston, MA - Sweet Carolines [Body]

Output: Sweet Caroline's is the consumate Michigan bar. They even sell Michigan beer mugs on game day which they hold during the week Sweet Caroline's http://sweetcarolinesboston.com/ 1260 Boylston Street Boston, MA 02215


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Title] cam newton comparison [Body]

Output: I think the Cam Newton comparison is more about staying one step ahead of NCAA investigators. There's no point in staying in school if you're not going to be eligible...


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Title] The ivies are not using a [Body]

Output: The ivies are not using a strict formula to grant aid; there's considerable lattitude in the makeup of the financial aid package (Grant vs. Loans). I had friends that were offered 100% student loans from one school (i.e. no grant) and a 66% Grant/33% Loan package from another -- needless to say they took the grant offer. There are a few quotes I can remember from the Cornell Daily Sun from football players that were something like, "I'm only playing the sport b/c it helps me get a much better aid package than I would as a regular student" I think this is the norm at the ivies. For a guy who claims that his family has no real means of support (like Arnett), you'd assume he'd qualify for 100% Grant and could walk on through this mechanism...


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Title] drop ND? [Body]

Output: Does Michigan follow up by dropping ND to create space on their schedule for the PAC-12 team? If we could get USC to do the same thing, this would get interesting...


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Purdue/Minnesota started gopher quest [Body]

Output: I think Gopher quest only really got going after they were drubbed by Purdue (who, at the time, was presumed to be the 2nd worst team in the B1G -- Until OSU helped them out). If purdue could go up on them by 28, the sky was the limit for gopher quest. Indiana hasn't had anything so historically bad, just normal bad. Would be interested in the results of gopher quest if Iowa didn't exist....


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Title] also got it [Body]

Output: Downloaded at 9:15 PDT. It's good reading so far


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Iowa [Body]

Output: Iowa is looking pretty weak against Indiana. Who'd have thought that Purdue would look like our toughest opponent over the next three weeks?


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Purdue on pace for a 96-0 win [Body]

Output: That game last week looking a lot less impressive now


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Name of that Formation [Body]

Output: There seems to be some joke going on with the name of the 2 QB formation. Does anyone know what they actually call it? Hoke got pretty annoyed when asked about it


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] If we're doing the stay classy thread [Body]

Output: this thread on bucknuts is particularly disturbing http://ohiostate.247sports.com/Board/121/does-anyone-know-where-Bauserman-lives-4338071/1


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Toledo [Body]

Output: Toledo going all Lane Kiffin on OSU


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Doesn't make up for being in Lincoln [Body]

Output: Still doesn't make up for being stuck in Lincoln for 4/5 years


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Body] We are 2-11 vs Ohio State in the past 13 years and 1-5 vs MSU the past 6 and expected to lose to both again this year. I think it's already started. [Title]

Output: Start hammering us?


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] from a smart head coach. Beilein didn't originally anticipate this staff would start churning kids out to the league after 2 years. He doesn't want to get caught with a bare roster again. And as much as we all get caught up in the recruiting hype because we see the instant impact it has in bball, it is unrealistic to think that we are going to real in a 5 man class full of studs. Most of the elite kids aren't recruitable because one way or another they are getting something we won't offer. There will still be plenty of scholarships available but not we also have a good base of kids who should be here to fill out the roster, like spike, and possibly overlooked kids who can really blossom under this staff, like Caris. Who by the way was a May committ. [Title]

Output: Not desperation just smart roster building


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] I know in response I'll just get called a clost sparty because that's how the world of tough internet guys works but the idea that the only reason they are a force on defense is because they cheat is beyond ridiculous. Coaches areamongst the most competitive people in the world. If MSU's schemes and defenders weren't elite and it was just clutching and grabbing every other school would be doing this. It's like the people that try to say Beilein and company aren't elite and we just jack 3s, Give credit to coaches who are elite at what they do. It's embarrassing to try to make excuses instead of tipping your hat. [Title]

Output: I love the in denial Michigan fan


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] like the seniors on the d-line did in 2011 and I'll believe [Title]

Output: Show me the seniors on the o-line that can play


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] they hadn't weakened the starting rotation while also not upgrading the bullpen. Good news is the division is embarrassingly awful and the tigers have elite talent so they will easily win it and from there the playoffs are a crapshoot and they have verlander and scherzer to potentially ride to a ring. But they need to add some bullpen pieces and sign stephen drew after the summer draft or find a ss elsehwere for the whole defense/baserunning upgrade to really show from last season in my opinion. [Title]

Output: I would agree if


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Body] but it becomes tricky because if players can take money from boosters then recruiting becomes even messier than it already is. Sign here and we guarantee a booster will buy your autographed picture fo x dollars [Title]

Output: I think players should be able to benefit


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Body] Hope it's not us [Title]

Output: One unlucky 1 seed is going to get OK State on their 8/9 line


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I've been stocking that for good memories a lot recently. Watched sweet 16 Kansas game last night. I appreciate it man. [Title]

Output: It's my fault


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Body] Is 100% healthy every season except Izzo's? [Title]

Output: I thought it was common knowledge every team in the country


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Body] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoXFMCio-pc&list=PLX1ZyQ98pEQCLLMT3leZTG... [Title]

Output: 2012 Buckeye game


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Body] If this is how you honestly feel about the best basketball season the program has had in 20 years I feel extremely sorry for you [Title]

Output: I didn't realize they hang banners for "getting nothing"


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] in football when the other team has the ball at midfield with time for one play left because it isn't how you would normally defend a play. Interesting idea but I don't agree. [Title]

Output: That's the equivalent of saying you can't play prevent defense


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] I mean we gave one up to them last year in the 4th quarter when that was pretty much the only way they could come back and score [Title]

Output: No fake punt fear in the special teams section?


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] posted that they told campbell they were full at wr after not knowing who he was which amused him and the only interest they had in scott is at db [Title]

Output: Mods on rivals


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Still seems weird you wouldn't know about a recruit that talented but it's not like they suddenly forgot why they were there. They wanted to see if Cole was solid or if there was still a chance. [Title]

Output: They weren't there for Campbell


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] For the MSU game. But that can't be right either because there can't be 39 days in between the opener and MSU. It has to be a multiple of 7 [Title]

Output: It says 141


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Good early win over ND 26-22, tough win on the road over Wisconsin, terrific comeback down 10 at Penn St in the 4th, Brady to Quise with about 5 minutes left to beat OSU, OT win over Bama for our only BCS win, not bad... [Title]

Output: 1999


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] anyone is on the hokey pokey bandwagon here except in a "screw you we aren't going to sink to the level of the freep and other quasi michigan fans who actively tried to get RR fired" sort of way we all want michigan to win big, this seems like a win medium move but whatever we'll see how it goes [Title]

Output: I don't think


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I made the same mistake because i didn't trust rodgers staying in if he got hit again. Even better i ALSO had freeman on my bench as an option and went kitna. [Title]

Output: Ha


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Harbaugh [Title]

Output: Don't Forget


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Going to be back. Not my personal feelings it just makes no sense for DB not to announce he is coming back while all the speculation builds and recruits jump ship. And if DB is too dumb to realize that then we have a whole new set of problems. [Title]

Output: He's Not


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Rooting one way or another since at this point i am confused and can rattle off a lot off good reasons to keep RR and a lot of good reasons to bring in Harbaugh. But isn't it pretty obvious that DB wants Harbaugh? It doesn't make any sense not to say RR is staying if he wants him to stay. Either he wants Harbaugh but doesn't know if he can get him or he knows Harbaugh is coming but they didn't want to blow things up before Stanford's first big bowl in over a decade. [Title]

Output: I'm Not


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Can we please stop using national titles as the criteria by which to determine whether you are rooting for a change or want RR to stay. We won a title in 97. That was our first in 50 years. We are not a powerhouse program that rolls of national titles left and right and we never have been. We need a coach who can consistently compete for big ten titles Whoever that is is who we need whether you think that is RR or Harbaugh but to say you don't want Harbaugh because that will condemn us to going 9-3 and 10-2 all the time but never 12-0 is just stupid. I don't know if you have been under a rock the last 3 years but i would kill for 9-3 right about now. [Title]

Output: National Championships


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] RR doesn't emphasize the game or understand its importance. I just think he is fully aware of how outmatched we are and that it would have a negative impact on the kids and the program to go into these games shouting off about hating OSU and having to win this game and then get blasted. [Title]

Output: I don't think


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Is a moron. Everything he has said in the past 5-10 years I remember ever accidentally hearing him speak is stupid. I am amazed he can monkey a keyboard well enough to cobble together columns that would be embarrassing for an 8th grader to turn in. I don't think Tressell is concerned about coaching a specific way to beat us and make sure RR doesn't get fired. It's not like he was struggling before RR took over. Things like that really make me scared to live in a world where people like that are allowed to do anything that would possibly influence people. I don't think I am overstating that. [Title]

Output: Caputo


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] It's based off current standings and MSU hasn't had its off week yet so they have a half game on OSU and Wisc and Iowa at 5-1 compared to the 4-1 conference records of the other 3 [Title]

Output: It's based off current


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] beats Iowa then Wisc and OSU will go to the BCS and sparty can enjoy their one breakthrough year landing them in the capital one bowl [Title]

Output: If OSU


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] The week of THE GAME also features Oregon-Zona and Auburn-Bama [Title]

Output: Not That Many Choices This Week


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] It would be embarrassing to give an extension to a guy who is 13-19 in 2+ seasons at a school used to competing for conference championships. If you are saying it still leaves the out to fire him after the season then what is the point? A lot of recruits will decommit if he is fired even if the quasi 2 year extension made them feel better right now. And if you believe he can turn it around with help from a whole new d coaching staff then the move is simply to not fire him. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] The defense is terrible and RR seems like he may have been a step behind in realizing that and addressing it in recruiting as he focuses on the offense. If Brandon doesn't think RR can turn the defense around he should fire him. If he does then he should keep him. But please don't waste time trying to make the argument that RR should have tried to run an offense he is not familiar with, with 2 bad QBS, a terrible O-Line, no WRS and no healthy RBs. That 2008 offense was going to be terrible regardless, and in case you hadn't noticed, Michigan is averaging 35 points a game and 30 in Big Ten Play. Offense is not the problem. [Title]

Output: Seriously?


Input: [Date] 2 days 22 hours ago [Title] Oh and drinking Big House [Body]

Output: Oh and drinking Big House Bourbon tonight.


Input: [Date] 2 days 22 hours ago [Title] The summer between my [Body]

Output: The summer between my freshmen and sophomore year in college at BGSU a group of us stayed in town for the summer which turned out to be a blast. Work and then start drinking. Plenty of trips to the lake as well. That was a fun summer.


Input: [Date] 4 days 4 min ago [Title] No I wouldn't trade places. [Body]

Output: No I wouldn't trade places. The thought of being an underdog for the next few years is exciting just for the thought that we can beat osu and relish in the fact we beat them when they are at the top of the college football world. Plus fuck urban Meyer.


Input: [Date] 4 days 10 min ago [Title] I have heard good things [Body]

Output: I have heard good things about Not you fathers root beer. But that has been from people I don't consider having great taste in their choice of adult beverages. Is it worth it?


Input: [Date] 4 days 16 min ago [Title] I would say I have a tie for [Body]

Output: I would say I have a tie for worst job. In high school I worked for Meijer a cart pusher. I only worked during the late fall through February and it happened to be a winter in which snow and ice were common. That sucked. I also did lawn care (weed control and fertilizer) for about 18 months. Summers outside for 9 hours a day is tough plus the guy was an asshole. He also owned a grass cutting company so he would throw us technicians on a crew to avoid paying us more ot than he should have.


Input: [Date] 5 days 1 hour ago [Title] Michigan footballRed [Body]

Output: Michigan football Red Wings Packers Michigan lacrosse and NCAA lacrosse Michigan hockey Michigan basketball Tigers


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Title] I think it depends on your [Body]

Output: I think it depends on your logins cable subscription. I would think fox sports one would be pretty generic on most cable packages.


Input: [Date] 6 days 23 hours ago [Title] Apple TV. I have Apple TV and [Body]

Output: Apple TV. I have Apple TV and have cut all cable. I found I have to download the fox sports app on the iPad and then use AirPlay to mirror on the tv. I am using an AT&T login in the Toledo area.


Input: [Date] 1 week 20 hours ago [Title] It was painful and I thought [Body]

Output: It was painful and I thought it couldn't be worse. Then The Horror happened and I realized it could be worse.


Input: [Date] 1 week 23 hours ago [Title] This. I remember texting my [Body]

Output: This. I remember texting my buddy who was at the game and he wasn't even being an ass. He actually felt bad for me. That was my low point as a fan. Losing the national championship in hockey a few years back was slightly embarrassing as I was with a group of my parents friends and I yelled a lot of things at the tv. My mother should have washed my mouth out with soap.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Only thing consistent is my [Body]

Output: Only thing consistent is my 47 brand Michigan hat. I wear it anytime I go out on an occasion that allows. The thing is destroyed the color is not even close to navy and the bill is torn all along the front. The wife has given up hope on replacing it.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] Big house bourbon. Aye at the [Body]

Output: Big house bourbon. Aye at the chop house for the first time tonight. Steak was best I have ever. Sides were nothing special. Also had a knob creek on the rocks there, also a first for knob creek. I see why I cost more. Pretty smooth. Also ate at the jolly pumpkin and had the bam which wasn't something I would get again, too sour for me. I like something crisper.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] This is pretty cool. Going [Body]

Output: This is pretty cool. Going to have to pick one of these up.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Wife and I are traveling up [Body]

Output: Wife and I are traveling up for the day tomorrow. I have heard the parking is a bitch. If we get there in the late morning will I have trouble finding parking or should I just plan on being shuttled in?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It is unique it its flavor. [Body]

Output: It is unique it its flavor. This is my second bottle, first one was a few months back. Have to tried bulleits?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Big house bourbon. Given its [Body]

Output: Big house bourbon. Given its great name it isn't terrible but not great. A slow burn on the backend.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Second. [Body]

Output: Second.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I am assuming you went to [Body]

Output: I am assuming you went to sfs. What class were you? I am '06.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] We thought we were better [Body]

Output: We thought we were better than we were. I went to Toledo Saint Francis de Sales. We have won two state titles, one in the 80's and the other in 2001. We were always above .500 but when I went there we were in the Toledo city league with all the public schools which we mostly cakewalks. When we would play central catholic, saint johns Jesuit or whitmer (technically Washington local not Toledo school district) we would typically lose. One problem is that we had a long time head coach, who was great, but became very complacent season to season. Recently the private schools created the TRAC with the better athletic schools in the area, we have since become terrible and get our ass kicked by almost everyone. Again we had a long time head coach that was a great coach but since he stepped down it has been difficult to fill the role. I think they are one their third or fourth head coach since 2007. Previously we had two in the previous two decades or something. Go Knights!


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yes. Nebraska was a near [Body]

Output: Yes. Nebraska was a near perfect fit for the B1G. They seem to have a great fan base and from what I have heard a respectful fan base.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Happy Father's Day everyone. [Body]

Output: Happy Father's Day everyone. We had to celebrate last night as my parents are picking my sister and brother-in-law up from the airport from their honeymoon. We got my dad a new gas grill. Basically we gave him money and he will be picking one out. But he desperately needs a new one. My wife got me (twins I have are too young still to really make anything than scribbles on paper) a basket filled with my favorite snacks, a few new books and a new Mud Hens shirt.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Congrats to him. This is the [Body]

Output: Congrats to him. This is the most excited I have been during a off season in a long time. Harbaugh has brought tons of excitement to the fanbase and program.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Flying dog raging bitch [Body]

Output: Flying dog raging bitch Belgian style ipa. Really like this beer a lot.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I agree with this. Everything [Body]

Output: I agree with this. Everything I have bought that is Adidas is larger than it should be. Granted I have not purchase a large amount of Adidas gear but I don't have this problem with Nike. My Nike sweatshirt fits perfectly whereas my Adidas is baggy.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Women's hockey for sure. [Body]

Output: Women's hockey for sure. Would like to see a ncaa skiing event. No idea that was sponsored by ncaa.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 1 day ago [Title] HmmmmmmmI thought I was the [Body]

Output: Hmmmmmmm I thought I was the only weasel around here. Whatever. Go Blue!!!!!


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 1992 Mercury topaz. It was a [Body]

Output: 1992 Mercury topaz. It was a gift from my grand parents. I totaled it as a senior in high school. Auto seat beats were great.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] Perfect. [Body]

Output: Perfect.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Similar scenario for [Body]

Output: Similar scenario for myself Twins and wife all have a cold so kids went to bed by 8. Wife followed shortly after. Hockey on the tv all night and I won't get judged for all the drinking until tomorrow.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Goose island ipa and dogfish [Body]

Output: Goose island ipa and dogfish head ipa. Michigan basketball not in tournament so flipping between wings and hockey.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Don't compare this to the molestation of children. [Title]

Output: Don't compare this to the


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Not a fan of his personally, but this attack holds no merit. Here is a bit of context for that incident: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/lilwayne.asp [Title]

Output: Not a fan of his personally,


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Now if they could just fire him from ESPN entirely and tell him to take Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith with him. [Title]

Output: Now if they could just fire


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Well to be fair they did commit to play football for a tomato, so they can't be that academically inclined. [Title]

Output: Well to be fair they did


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] This is sort of a cool story bro moment, but I actually met Cam Gordon once and chatted with him for about ten minutes or so. I was very impressed by him as an individual. Seems like he really has his head on straight. [Title]

Output: This is sort of a cool story


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Your self righteous indigination is ridiculous. Get over yourself. [Title]

Output: Your self righteous


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I wouldn't mind this option at all. He's already been running an offense that will be similar to what Harbaugh is looking to install and even if he doesn't win the quarterback competition he would at the very least push Shane Morris to realize his potential. [Title]

Output: I wouldn't mind this option


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 18 hours ago [Body] I would love to see this, but it would be tough to pull him away from USC. [Title]

Output: I would love to see this, but


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] As a USF alumni who was on campus at the time I can tell you that the incident was an excuse not a cause. It was blown way out of proportion and it was more because of people higher up having a personal dislike for Jim Leavitt and eyeing Skip Holtz. That single decision has destroyed the program and hopefully Taggart can bring some credibility back. With that said, I would be beyond thrilled with Jim Leavitt being on Michigan's staff. He is a fantastic coach who has produced results everywhere he has been. [Title]

Output: As a USF alumni who was on


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Body] To be fair that was a football play and both players were moving quickly. He was punished for it by the flag, and will likely get a fine, but a suspension would be ridiculous. He has no history of head hunting and it was likely just a simple mistake. Raiola on the other hand has a reputation for scummy behavior (ex. diving at legs during a kneel down) and blatantly tried to injure an opposing player after a play. Raiola has no excuse for his behavior. [Title]

Output: To be fair that was a


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] No, you are just a prick. [Title]

Output: No, you are just a prick.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] So because the Lions weren't playing well it's ok that the referees were incompetent? This is an argument I see frequently to defend bad calls and it makes no logicial sense. [Title]

Output: So because the Lions weren't


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Yeah, I mean it's not like Michigan has a coach on staff right now that has been here since the Stone Age or anything right? [Title]

Output: Yeah, I mean it's not like


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I want some. [Title]

Output: The drugs you are on...


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He is a Browns fan. He is hoping Denard does well, but not so much so that the Jags beat his team. [Title]

Output: He is a Browns fan. He is


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Arizona has beaten Oregon twice in a row, so much for losing 9 of 10. [Title]

Output: Arizona has beaten Oregon


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 days ago [Body] Are you from Michigan? It's a widely held verbal tradition for people in Michigan to refer to institutions as plural or possessive when it doesn't exist in the actual name. Ex Walmarts, Kmarts, Meijers, Krogers . [Title]

Output: Are you from Michigan? It's a


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] I don't know who this Bo guy thinks he is wearing that "ugly thing", he needs to get on board with the brand and stop ruining Michigan tradition. [Title]

Output: I don't know who this Bo guy


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] I did but I am on my phone so I can't post any right now. He was really friendly and was joking around with everyone. I am still through the roof that I got to meet one of my childhood heroes. [Title]

Output: I did but I am on my phone so


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I'm sorry but this is wrong. I mean no disrespect to the women who serve our country, but to say there is no difference in their physical abilities is just false. I say this as someone who comes from a family where women have served in the military many times, and while I respect their service I wouldn't want any of them sitting trying to carry me out of a firefight. [Title]

Output: I'm sorry but this is wrong.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] I don't think the trade itself was the issue so much as how Joe D used the cap room generated from the trade. Picking up AI's expiring contract was a smooth move. Using the money he freed up to sign Gordon and Charlie V however was the big problem. [Title]

Output: I don't think the trade


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] Easily one of the best Hip Hop producers of all time. Dilla was so far ahead of his time. [Title]

Output: Easily one of the best Hip


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] I think Gardner compares pretty fairly to a sophomore year Vince Young who was frustratingly inconsistent until he exploded in the Rose Bowl (make it stop). [Title]

Output: I think Gardner compares


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Body] Their CEO gets over 650k a year. The charity itself spends only about a quarter of it's money on research and treatment. I will not give a dime on my money to them. [Title]

Output: Their CEO gets over 650k a


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Body] As someone of Czech heritage I would love to visit my ancestral homeland and watch some Michigan football at the same time. Since I know Dave Brandon is reading this comment; make it happen. [Title]

Output: As someone of Czech heritage


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Body] I think it's the difference between playing at home and on the road. [Title]

Output: I think it's the difference


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Body] This is why we need upvotes back. [Title]

Output: This is why we need upvotes


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Man, that stuff is prime. How the hell did we fall into that kind of fortune? Best cheese dip I've ever had. [Title]

Output: Man, that stuff is prime.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm not necessarily disagreeing with that assertion, but if you actually read the case you cited, you can see that the employee was a fuckup. That's why she was fired. Her Facebook post may have been the final straw, but no court would have given her damages or found a wrongful termination in that situation. [Title]

Output: I'm not necessarily


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] All right. Who actually finished the article? Because Kawakami is still making lame excuses: "Second reaction: This is everything… EVERYTHING… the 49ers could’ve wanted from this situation, and it does surprise me that Harbaugh would hand it over to them just like that. Jed York and Trent Baalke wanted no part of Harbaugh after Sunday, and undercut him all season, but now, because he’s leaving on his own to go to college… instead of firing him the 49ers… Don’t have to pay Harbaugh the $5M he has left on his contract or even worry about trying to trade him; Won’t see him in the NFL–and especially the Raiders–for at least a few years; Can even spin it that they wanted to keep him but he left them for a monster deal from his alma mater." Yeah, who wouldn't believe that? [Title]

Output: Eating Crow?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Stop giving Owosso folk a bad name [Title]

Output: Stop giving Owosso folk a bad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Right now it depends on whose source you listen to. [Title]

Output: Right now it depends on who's


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes it is. [Title]

Output: Yes it is.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Must be, I don't get it either. [Title]

Output: Must be, I don't get it


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] I think its a play on mixtape. I guess the knicks are doing a similar thing with knickstape. [Title]

Output: I think its a play on


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The dragonmead brews are actually beers and not meads. I believe the Final Absolution is a Belgian Trippel, around 8-9% ABV. [Title]

Output: The dragonmead brews are


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Man, I think you guys should google Todd Graham. He sounds like a flake and a bit of a scumbag. [Title]

Output: Man, I think you guys should


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Why not? It would help the team's "toughness" [Title]

Output: Why not? It would help the


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He coaches good pass protection, I'll give him that. [Title]

Output: He coaches good pass


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It's like neither team wants to win. [Title]

Output: It's like neither team wants to


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Body] On the bright side, Ryan is killing it today. [Title]

Output: On the bright side, Ryan is


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I for one think it's neat Dr. Seuss has turned his talents to designing football uniforms. [Title]

Output: I for one think it's neat Dr.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Will's a good man. Gave me the biggest tip I've ever gotten about a year ago at the bar. [Title]

Output: Will's a good man. Gave me


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] Sensitive or not, name calling is for children. [Title]

Output: Sensitive or not, name


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Chesson is a special teams stud. [Title]

Output: Chesson is a special teams


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Upvote for the rarely utilized sex with animals argument [Title]

Output: Upvote for the rarely


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Of course it did. 162 baseball games vs. 16 football games will do that. It doesn't mean baseball's the more popular sport. [Title]

Output: Of course it did. 162


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 2 days ago [Body] 3 and out on his first possession, and he found out he's not going to be able to run away from NFL guys. [Title]

Output: 3 and out on his first


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] Good point. After all, Hoke and company have really been awful at the whole recruiting thing ever since they got here . . . [Title]

Output: Good point. After all, Hoke


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41 in the video. [Title]

Output: Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Body] I don't believe thats how it works. If the kid gets a scholarship, it'll have to count against the football team. This rule prevents teams from giving a bunch of guys "track" scholarships to free up more football scholarships. If the kid wants to play football at Michigan, Les will be paying his way. [Title]

Output: I don't believe thats how it


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Body] Upon deep investigation, I have concluded Bill McCartney's dead wife Lyndi McCartney and Lloyd Carr's current wife Laurie McCartney are not the same person. Guess we still don't know the whole story. [Title]

Output: Upon deep investigation


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Body] Don't listen to them. I didn't go to any proms, and I've never regretted it once. I had plenty of friends who went and plenty who didn't, and to be honest, the ones that did really don't think too much of it now (5 years later). I think it may be that proms are just not as big of a deal as they were for the older generations. On the other hand, if you think you can get laid then go for it! [Title]

Output: Don't listen to them. I


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] Remember kids: If you can't afford tickets or don't have rich parents you're not a real fan. [Title]

Output: Remember kids: If you can't


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] Sam Dekker was a 5 star, ranked by rivals as the 13th player in the nation. His offers are because he committed so early. http://sports.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/basketball/recruiting/player-... [Title]

Output: Sam Dekker was a 5 star,


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] The record for made 3 pointers in a game for a Michigan player is 9 by Garde Thompson vs. Navy in 1987. Glenn Rice is number 2 with 8. [Title]

Output: The record for made 3


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title]

Output: I see the resemblance


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If we beat Rutgers, then Hoke is one step closer to make Michigan Bowl Elgible. [Title]

Output: If we beat Rutgers, then .....


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] Drinking Coffee, and wishing all in Wolverine country a very Good Morning,. [Title]

Output: Good Morning


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] I have to say that the current Michigan team is not a typical team where the stats and odds pointing to go for it on 4th down. Heck, since touchdowns is such a rarity in three games played, Michigan has to get points however and whenever it can. Therefore, going for the FG is the correct thing to do. [Title]

Output: Not an average team.


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Another year of collegiate ball will make him a better NBA player. Simply put...another year to hone his skills where he is deficient. Should he go into NBA this year, he will be a rookie riding the bench, and has very little opportunity to improve his skills. Given another year, he will be fighting to save his seat on the bench with the next group of rookies. An given another year, there may be no more room on the bench for him. Regardless, we have to wish THJ the best of luck in prusuing his dream to play in the NBA. Go Blue. [Title]

Output: I disagreed


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Stats are misleading as you have evidenced. However the perception as displayed by the by by the various draft rankings are real, and will influence the various NBA teams in the order they are drafting. THJ needs to improve the "perception" for the draft, and that can only be done by returning another year. He won't have the chance to improve his NBA game by sitting on the bench. Given another year, he will compete with another crop of rookies for his seat on the bench. And given another year, he may even not have room on the bench for him. For this year, if there is a possibliity of going in the second round of the NBA draft, where there is no gurantee of a longer term contract, THJ should not even consider entering the draft, I believed that his real motive of going into the NBA draft is that he always dream of going to the NBA, and he was never a Student Athlete, but an Athelete Student. He simly did not like studying, and/or struggle in his studies. He is now pursuing something he likes to do, and that is Basketball. So it is time to say good luck to him, and we will move on. GO BLUE! [Title]

Output: Stats are misleading as you


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Practically all those rings in the 1K to 9K ranges are called Salesmen Samples. Theyare the samples/duplicates of the actual rings given to the specific players. Actual player rings worth a whole lot more, but 90K is way too high. [Title]

Output: Ring Pricings


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] I totally agreed with you. I will go as far to predict that he will eventually have a nothing career in the NBA. At best....possibly a couple of years on the bench, and then possibly the Euorpean League. As a player in college, he was very good. There are flashes of brillience, but not a consistent performer. Should he go pro, he won't have the chance to get better. After another year on the bench, he has to compete with new rookies for a spot on the bench. That bench gets real short real fast. Still best of luck to him pursuing his dream playing for the NBA. Go Blue. [Title]

Output: THJ's career prediction


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Obviously, THJ going pro is not of family financial hardship...I personally think that he is a Athlete Student and not a Student Athlete. He does not like the fact of hitting the books. If one likes basketball over studying, then one has to quit school and follow your dream to the NBA. Good luck to the young man. Go Blue. [Title]

Output: Student Athlete vs Athlete Student


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] It's simple....Returning another year is an opportunity to hone one's skill, making one a better player, thus a possible better draft position. THJ current draft statust is low first round at best. If the possibility of going into the second round with the no gurantee of a contract, then that should be one's incentive to stay in school just to get better. Of course he could be a "athlete-student", note not "student-athlete". If he was a athlete first,,,, and student second...then i cna understand why he would want to go pro.....simply stated...he simplydoesn't like to study. Regardless of his decision......we will wish him the best. Go Blue! [Title]

Output: Stay in school OR Going to the NBA


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] From my perspective, a team's success will be measured by coaching and the play of a proven PG plus a very good Post man. Obviously our last year's success was Trey our PG. We still have the Post man for the new season. I would like to see a PG who can handle the ball and drive to the basket more, and when the defense collaspe on him, then he should be able to stop on a dime to shoot accurately, or dump a pass to anyone around the basket. Stop and think about it. When the game National Championship game was close at the end, the UL PG's made the plays, attacking from the high post screen/picks, and scored and pull away. I cannot stress enough on the importance of proven PG play. As for coaching, I like to see a strategy to screen the man defending our point guard, so he has more immediate options to attack the basket without a defender in front of him. If you don't screen out the defender, the PG will first have to beat his man, before he can attack the basket. GO BLUE! [Title]

Output: Point Guard play


Input: [Date] 5 days 10 hours ago [Title] I've had a couple of classes [Body]

Output: I've had a couple of classes with the guy, and I can say he's 100% the kind of guy you want to root for. Really kind, polite, smart, and responsible. Makes an effort to introduce himself to everyone and contribute in class, and takes things more seriously than most non-athletes I've seen. And not in a "good by athlete standards" way either, he would have no problem being a top student without the scholarship. Anyway figured I would share since a lot of times what you see of these guys on TV isn't really how they act in person. Jehu's a great dude.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Double post [Body]

Output: Hasn't happened to me in years, I promise!


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Always thought he was [Body]

Output: Always thought he was immensely talented as a returner, even though our awful special teams never let him truly show it. He'll light it up in D2 and I wouldn't be surprised to still see him try out for an NFL team when he graduates. Best of luck to the guy


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'm really into role playing [Body]

Output: I'm really into role playing games, and I spend a lot of time playing and prepping games, which includes a lot of creative writing. I was raised on D&D but recently have gotten really into Star Wars: Edge of the Empire. I'd be curious to know if there's anyone else into RPGs on this board, you would think not but you never know. Other than that I work out a lot, and alternate between being into different activities like running, boxing, etc. Those figures look great, by the way. That's another hobby I want to pick up, once I have the money.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] There's correcting poor [Body]

Output: There's correcting poor grammar, and then there's that....


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] booooooo [Body]

Output: hissssss


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Can't even blame them, to be honest...


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Working on some Oberon right [Body]

Output: Working on some Oberon right now, also just got some Goose Island 312 and finally found a place that sold a München Helles import (Campus Corner, believe it or not...). Good stuff.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Everybody saying he couldn't [Body]

Output: Everybody saying he couldn't have contributed on returns because of his poor stats in the past don't understand just how bad our blocking has been on returns the past few years. Kid was elusive as hell, and with better blocking (read: any blocking) I think his stats would be a whole lot different. That all seems to be a moot point if he was dismissed, though.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Good lord. Have the refs [Body]

Output: Good lord. Have the refs supply the game balls if it's that big of a fucking deal. Not that that will happen of course, because the NFL doesn't care about the actual rules as much as they do pandering to public opinion. Good grief...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Went to California once, [Body]

Output: Went to California once, in-n-out was hyped more than anything else on that trip and quite frankly it was only "meh." Five Guys is the shit.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Something something hotcakes [Body]

Output: Something something hotcakes in Ohio...


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Cool dude. [Body]

Output: Congrats.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] My thoughts? [Body]

Output: Those maize and blue chairs in the third photo look quite uncomfortable.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Hmmm.... if only there was a [Body]

Output: Hmmm.... if only there was a way to express said agreement without going through the trouble of writing a comment... some sort of "upward tally" perhaps. No no, that could never work. (I kid, I kid)


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] One big difference to my [Body]

Output: One big difference to my understanding: In rugby, you can give up an extra yard or two without any major consequences. As such, players are much less likely to go for the head-first "big hit" that stops the ballcarrier in his tracks. In football, an extra yard or two can make all the difference, and players are taught to tackle as such. Not to mention that rugby has its own major concussion issue going on right now. I wouldn't exactly look to that sport to model after.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Good lord. I cannot for the [Body]

Output: Good lord. I cannot for the life of me understand why people are so emotionally invested in talking politics on a sports blog. I agree that that post shouldn't have been locked - it should have been deleted. Yeah Harbaugh was tangentially involved in the whole thing - that doesn't make it an appropriate subject for a sports blog. If Harbaugh told people to go out and vote, should we have some huge discussion on the relative merits of the presidential candidates? Hell, this is a UofM sports blog, and UofM is a public university (i.e. part of the state of Michigan), maybe we should have a "Thoughts on Governer Snyder" post stickied on the MGoBoard? The first post about his tweet was toeing the line as is. This past post pretty clearly past it in my opinion. The No Politics rule is a damn good one, as evidenced by what happens in every single goddamn political post on this blog. If you want to talk politics, you can very easily go elsewhere to do so.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Did you... did you read the [Body]

Output: Did you... did you read the post?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It's an amazing album. GKMC [Body]

Output: It's an amazing album. GKMC was, for me at least, one of the all-time greats, and I wouldn't quite say the same thing about Butterfly (yet anyway). But it's still amazing. "u" had me in tears. Hearing Pac on the outro made my jaw drop. I'm just gonna repost my reddit comment on the subject: It really is an immensely dense album. Unlike GKMC it doesn't really have one unifying theme, but many - black culture, self esteem, the "pimping" of rap artists and black culture generally by America.... If I had one bone to pick it would be that the meaning is so convoluted at times that it doesn't always land as well as I feel it should. There are some songs like u (Kendrick's best in my opinion) and Blacker the Berry that are just so raw and emotional, they're incredible. But there are others on the album that left me somewhat underwhelmed, if only because they were so difficult to decipher. This isn't necessarily a bad thing - having more to digest can be good too - but it does detract from the overall feel at times and for me it's the difference between a 9/10 and a 10/10.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If that album made you feel [Body]

Output: If that album made you feel on top of the world you weren't listening very closely. No offense.... Outside of "i" the bulk of the album is depressing or at the very least darkly political.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I like to think I had a big [Body]

Output: I like to think I had a big role in that one :D


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Much as I really want to say [Body]

Output: Much as I really want to say "go for it, have fun"... if it were me, I would definitely feel out of place. The student section is full of rowdy 18-22 year olds, and as a student myself I can't say I see many adults there. If you can just own it and have fun in that sort of environment then absolutely go for it, but if you have hangups about standing all game and getting some weird looks from drunk students, those are probably legitimate hangups. Just my $.02


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] 3:05 was nice too. He looked [Body]

Output: 3:05 was nice too. He looked good in this video, it's nice to see that he still has that great arm he came in with, despite how bad he looked the past two years. I still think his biggest challenges are going to be decision making and consistency in his throws, which we obviously can't glean from a video like this. Still, he looked good.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Kicked off isn't the same as [Body]

Output: Kicked off isn't the same as having their charter pulled, which is done by their national fraternity and not UM. To answer your question though, they have not gotten back on campus yet (though they tried and failed this year).


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Sure, if Calvin Johnson was [Body]

Output: Sure, if Calvin Johnson was a great but not game-changing WR and Reggie Wayne was a 24 year old all star...


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Title] KG's reaction makes it [Body]

Output: KG's reaction makes it awesome, staged or no. Edit: Is there an echo in here?


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Fair enough and like I said I [Body]

Output: Fair enough and like I said I agree with all of you. Just figured I'd share since it's relevant.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I heard from a sorority [Body]

Output: I heard from a sorority member affected that they did basically the same amount of damage last year that they did this year but were never kicked out or reprimanded, and the going theory is that Treetops only invited them back so that they could kick them out and sue them later. I'm 100% of the belief that this was ridiculously immature behavior and those involved deserve whatever punishment they have coming... but I do believe at this point that Treetops (which is going through a bankruptcy) is just trying to make a buck off of them.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Nope, try [Body]

Output: Nope, try again. http://www.mgoblue.com/collegesportslive/?media=489841


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Name: Nunya [Body]

Output: Name: Nunya Business Affiliation with UM: Born and raised in Ann Arbor, current undergrad at UM. Dad, mom, and grandfather all went to Michigan. Dad and grandfather both taught at Michigan. Claim to Fame: Had the same middle school gym teacher as Jim Harbaugh (Mr Lily at Tappan!) Friend Who Needs To Stop Snooping On My Account: Eli


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I will also try to make it down to help in Detroit. It's amazing everything you do for the communities. [Title]

Output: I will also try


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Next time you are in Flint for a project I'll be glad to come out and assist in anyway. #EATING Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Next time you are in Flint


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] My reading skills are off due to stress family health issues. But my first comment would still be true as Ryan was playing in 2013. Won't happen again. [Title]

Output: Today is just a bad day.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Cannot edit from mobile device. Missed for 2013 class. Please disregard previous comment. [Title]

Output: Sorry


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Ryan Fitzpatrick of Harvard scored a 48 on the wonderlick test so he would be highest and he's currently on the roster of the New York Jets. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Ryan Fitzpatrick of Harvard


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm really curious as to how this will affect their APR, I remember a couple years ago Connecticut was banned from post season play for a year because of a low APR. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I'm really curious as to how