Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Body] We didn't have relatively few. Last year we had 4 all B1G and this year we have three. Considering there are 12 teams and only 26 spots, we had a good amount relatively. [Title]

Output: We didn't have relatively


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Body] The 2011 team ran the ball pretty well. They also won a big road game against Virginia Tech. [Title]

Output: The 2011 team ran the ball


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Body] How is there a lack of demand if the tickets are still over 100 dollars? There have been a few Michigan games were it was difficult to give student tickets away. [Title]

Output: How is there a lack of demand


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Body] It's supposed to be amateur athletics. Players who wish to be paid according to their free market value you can try to do so elsewhere or lobby the NFL to drop their ridiculous restrictions [Title]

Output: It's supposed to be amateur


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] He could still get a pay raise by leaving. If texas offers him 15 million a year, he turns them down, an they offer their second choice 7 million a year, Alabama would only have to pay him 7.1 million. [Title]

Output: He could still get a pay


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] Doesn't the BWW pick before the Gator this year? [Title]

Output: Doesn't the BWW pick before


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] What are you talking about? Pretty much every coach hired into the league is a former coordinator/assistant. UW and Colorado hired coaches from weaker conferences(though petersen is a much bigger name that any MAC coach). Arizona and WSU took chances on disgraced offensive gurus and ASU hired Graham. UCLA snagged a twice fired former NFL HC. [Title]

Output: What are you talking about?


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] Amazon's CyberMonday site is pretty sweet, especially for electronics. I pretty much just checkin on the deals on it all day. There are/were some really cheap TVs if someone is looking to pickup a second TV for their bedroom or something. [Title]

Output: Amazon's CyberMonday site is


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] Most of those guys appeared compotent and to not struggle starting next to other veteran players. Schofield looks terrible this year and many people are saying Lewan actually isn't that great. How many times in Michigan history have we had this many young guys playing side by side on the OL/TE/FB positions? [Title]

Output: Most of those guys appeared


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] Set for years? Isn't Guiton a senior and Braxton a sophomore? [Title]

Output: Set for years? Isn't Guiton a


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] So we can lose the extra practices? [Title]

Output: So we can lose the extra


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Yeah they don't usually lose to less talented ND, Nebraska, Iowa, etc. teams almost every year. God bless you man, hmmmmmmmmm, [Title]

Output: Yeah they don't usually lose


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] It is one thing if talented underclassman beat out multiple more experienced players for a starting position. Michigan has three young guys right next to each other on the interior that are pretty much playing their by default. [Title]

Output: It is one thing if talented


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Or we win out, they lose in the CCG, and we go to a BCS bowl while they go to the Outback bowl or something. [Title]

Output: Or we win out, they lose in


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] He had won an NC with LSU but not many would have said he was the best coach in CFB in 2007. [Title]

Output: He had won an NC with LSU but


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Did watch FSU in 2011 when those "veterans" were playing for the first time? They went 8-4 with losses to Virginia and Wake Forest with a defense that was more talented than ours. [Title]

Output: Did watch FSU in 2011 when


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] If your avatar pic is of yourself you need to stop dressing like an ass. Drives me crazy. No headset. You look like an idiot. You look like a 3rd grader whose parents bought him clothing a size to big because they didn't care about how it looked and he would someday grow into them. Also, I don't know why you 'quoted' toughness and your puns are week.* *no. [Title]

Output: If your avatar pic is of


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Yeah Michigan never performs well at home. [Title]

Output: Yeah Michigan never performs


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] They both had *a freshman starter. [Title]

Output: They both had *a freshman


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Young OL can contribute. However, the odds that 3 young OL playing adjacent to each other against the best D in the country on the road are going not play terribly are pretty low. [Title]

Output: Young OL can contribute.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Body] i hope the 6 words are 'HAIL AND UNITE HAIL AND UNITE' [Title]

Output: i hope the 6 words are 'HAIL


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] hail and unite hail and unite fight fight fight the university of michigan is out of sight hail and unite hail and unite fight fight fight the mighty wolverines have all the might [Title]

Output: hail and unite hail and


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] my guesses were pretty much in line w/ that. [Title]

Output: my guesses were pretty much


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] i had some wild ass guesses that i was going to post, but for some reason i felt like an asshole writing them down. [Title]

Output: i had some wild ass guesses


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] She's getting paid in Campbell's Chunky Soup. [Title]

Output: She's getting paid in


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Jay Harbaugh has a degree from Oregon State in Sociology. Ignore if I misunderstood what you're saying. [Title]

Output: Jay Harbaugh has a degree


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Jerome Bettis sat next to me on a plane and said we're totally getting Pryor!!!! [Title]

Output: Jerome Bettis sat next to me


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Body] holy crap i can't believe the 49ers fired harbaugh to pretty much hire this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NE370YvRnU [Title]

Output: holy crap i can't believe the


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Between Durkin, Zordich, Tom Sims (who Brian mentioned in passing in a Searchbits), and Marrow, it seems Harbaugh is hellbent on having really strong Youngstown connections. [Title]

Output: Between Durkin, Zordich, Tom


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Haha come on man give me some credit. I know the difference b/w Mike Hart and Tyrone Wheatley - my favorite Wolverine EVAH. This guy posted in a couple of threads in the days after Harbaugh was hired. Said he knew Wheatley,and based on their personality differences (I took that to mean coaching styles), he didn't think Wheatley was interested in working for Harbaugh. I'd dig out the comments but I'm too lazy to do it. [Title]

Output: Haha come on man give me some


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I'm confused. There's been a dude (I assume) on the boards that's been swearing up and down since Harbaugh was hired that he knew Wheatley on some level and that this wasn't happening due to differences in their personalities or something. [Title]

Output: I'm confused. There's been a


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Body] i bet this sounded way cooler in your head [Title]

Output: i bet this sounded way cooler


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Body] schefter just said on NFL insiders that "the Pendulum has shifted to Michigan and him going back to college" [Title]

Output: per board 5 aka edge o' the internet


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Haha A+ troll job [Title]

Output: Haha A+ troll job


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I pack my suitcase with myself but I'm already gone I cringed myself with that atoning hell, but I'm already gone! I cleanse myself with vitamin health but I'm already gone I saw it rising on the horizon and I saw it fall. When but Harbaugh fever is falling all over you, Believe But Harbaugh fever's fallin' all over You believers and lovers In a breath In a black bowl I found a broken skull now I'm already gone. You can write my whole life down in a little book when I'm already gone. I started shaking and my heart breaking, my belly crawls, But Harbaugh fever's fallin' all over You believers and lovers When I'm a ghost, I see no reason to run, When I'm already gone! If it wasn't taped you could escape this song, But I'm already gone [Title]

Output: Kurt Vile - Harbaugh Fever


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Is my memory getting hazy or was Killer actually murdered by RDT? [Title]

Output: Is my memory getting hazy or


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] enjoy - http://www.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=tmccanna12&user2=Michiga... i've been checking that website like 20 times a day since the andy moeller text stuff surfaced. from what i can tell, some of the posters w/ inside info are rekker, rockie, spirit, and paul. yesterday, that paul guy was inisinuating that the 2 parties had signed a memorandum of understanding or something, and rockie was posting emails he got from some high powered real estate attorney that works w/ athletes. i don't know how real any of this stuff is, but it's fun reading it. [Title]

Output: enjoy


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] i took eecs 280 in winter '02 w/ jim eng and mary lou dorf. my gsi was some dude from kentucky named jeremy, i think. it you like programming, take it. also, take 281. i'm an EE who ended up becoming a software engineer and have always regretted not taking 281. [Title]

Output: i took eecs 280 in winter '02


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Body] BREAKING: It's difficult to see, but Michigan is two feet below in this picture. pic.twitter.com/pKHycROmoa — Zoltan Mesko (@ZoltanMesko) December 18, 2014 [Title]

Output: BREAKING: It's difficult to


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Body] harbaugh supposedly texted andy moeller on thursday saying it was 'time to get the band back together' and that they were 'on a mission from bo'. [Title]

Output: harbaugh supposedly texted


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] google 'mgoblog rockie harbaugh moeller'. open the cached version. profit [Title]

Output: google 'mgoblog rockie


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] found it using your info. thanks. and holy hell, 'very edge of the internet' was an understatement. [Title]

Output: found it using your info.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Really bummed I missed out on this wild rumor. [Title]

Output: Really bummed I missed out on


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Earlier this afternoon, the MICHIGAN MAN was drowned in one of Hackett's SWIMLANES [Title]

Output: Earlier this afternoon, the


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Body] it's a sad day when a comment like this isn't +1000 [Title]

Output: it's a sad day when a comment


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Michigan needs a new Hoke with Jim Harbaugh [Title]

Output: Michigan needs a new Hoke


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Body] and if he's not you can always have him fired [Title]

Output: and if he's not you can


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I really hope Harbaugh likes his chang chang with a little ching in it. [Title]

Output: I really hope Harbaugh likes


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] Holy crap. I specifically looked up the "each day we work" sketch on youtube last week because watching the minnesota game reminded me of it. [Title]

Output: Holy crap. I specifically


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Does this mean Gregg Henson might have more credibility than Ace Williams? [Title]

Output: Does this mean Gregg Henson


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Body] In terms of the US public schools, how are some of the rankings so different from US News? UVa at 141? Also, what makes Michigan higher than UCLA and Cal on this list, but lower on the USNWR rankings? [Title]

Output: In terms of the US public


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I wonder how different this preview/everyone's expectations would be if the starting OL was announced as Magnuson-Bosch-Glasgow-Kalis-Braden. That would at least have indicated a couple of things maybe went right in the offseason. [Title]

Output: I wonder how different this


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 5 days ago [Body] congratulations to doug karsch on his second shirt. [Title]

Output: congratulations to doug


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] So confused - where are all the Dantonio emojis? [Title]

Output: So confused - where are all


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] '00 grad here. i guess i'm the only mustang on mgoblog who hates that school and town. [Title]

Output: '00 grad here. i guess i'm


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] Now we just need Kevin Saunderson to chime in. [Title]

Output: Now we just need Kevin


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] I'd say that's a legitimately cool story. [Title]

Output: I'd say that's a


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] Why do you think Wheatley would leave a job in the NFL for the same position at the college level? He has more than some (perceived) undying allegiance to his alma mater to worry about at this stage of his career. If we were to offer him added responsibility, I'd get it. But he's early in his career, why would he pretty much want to resign himself to being an RB coach for life like his former mentor? Usually guys that become OCs or HCs move from position to position. The move would maybe make sense for Mike Hart. But what has he done to distinguish himself other than graduate from Michigan? I don't mean to attack you personally, but I see these names thrown around a lot by Michigan fans. [Title]

Output: Why do you think Wheatley


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for chiming in, but I totally deserved that one. [Title]

Output: Thanks for chiming in, but I


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] How epic and awesome did you this seem to you while you were dreaming it up? Sometimes it's best to just sleep on your idiotic ideas. [Title]

Output: How epic and awesome did you


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] FYI - inappropriate does not mean "not interesting or funny in any way shape or form". [Title]

Output: FYI - inappropriate does not


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] Wouldn't the obvious choice be Bloombren from Stanford b/c of manball? He also happens to coach their interior line. Aside from him, anyone from the TAMU offensive staff. If it worked against Bama and the SEC, I don't buy that it won't work in the Big Ten. Obviously never going to happen though. [Title]

Output: Wouldn't the obvious choice


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] Why Loeffler, besides his Michigan connection? I don't know the details about what he's dealing w/ at Va Tech, but statistically, that offense isn't very good. I know he was dealt a shitty hand at Auburn, but he didn't do much there. His 2011 Temple offense finished 63rd in the country. [Title]

Output: Why Loeffler, besides his


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] I wash myself with a raaaaaaaaag on a stick [Title]

Output: I wash myself with a


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] haloscan flashback! f1!!!1!1!rst! [Title]

Output: haloscan


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] I didn't realize Iowa State was the team from the Basketball Diaries. Wait till Swifty finds out. [Title]

Output: Oh shit I guess they were


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Body] When was the first time Jared Sullinger struck? Also, who are the repeat offenders your title was referring too? [Title]

Output: When was the first time Jared


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Body] Are there any blackout restrictions on BTN2Go? [Title]

Output: Are there any blackout


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Body] Vining and driving doesn't seem like the best idea. [Title]

Output: Vining and driving doesn't


Input: [Date] 2 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Ha...I clicked on this thread just to see if someone would bring this up. It's funny, with each successive release of NHL '9X, the timing for the move changed slightly, but you always knew it was there and that it was only a matter of time before you figured it out. I remember I once beat the St. Louis Blues in NHL '97 25-1 because of that move. [Title]

Output: Ha...I clicked on this thread


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Come on now, no love for the Kids in the Hall? [Title]

Output: Come on now, no love for the


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I bet you've bought a lot of Monster brand cables from Best Buy. [Title]

Output: I bet you've bought a lot of


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] For someone who purports to be from among cyborgs, you know shockingly little about technology. [Title]

Output: For someone who purports to


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] For a while I thought I was reading a Penthouse Forum letter. [Title]

Output: For a while I thought I was


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Not always the safest bet long term, but my friends and family back in Metro Detroit tell me that the big 3 are staffing up like crazy. [Title]

Output: Not always the safest bet


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Don't know if I communicate well, but I'm an embedded software engineer who majored in EE so I like hearing this. Also, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you work for Smiths Aerospace (or whatever it's called these days). [Title]

Output: Don't know if I communicate


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] The ahtletic department should make the switch to American Apparel already [Title]

Output: The ahtletic department


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Is he calling in from Bugaha or a Car Phone in the 'Nati? [Title]

Output: Is he calling in from Bugaha


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Ding-Dong! Hello! My Name is Elder Mone! [Title]

Output: Too obvious?


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Spiderland! [Title]

Output: Spiderland!


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Let's not forget about this little gem from last year - When Crean explained that his brother-in-law volunteered to moonlight as a student manager for the night, a smiling Harbaugh hollered from the back of the room, "I wanted to contribute in some way." Then when Crean was asked if he was concerned Harbaugh was a Michigan spy, the ex-Wolverines quarterback shouted, "Hell no." Reading things like that, his earlier comments, and his seeming (maybe because of my total ignorance on the matter) lack of a relationship with Michigan's AD makes me wonder if he really gives a fuck whether we accept him as a "Michigan Man" or not. [Title]

Output: Let's not forget about this


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Someone should torture Tommy Rees to get to the bottom of this. [Title]

Output: Someone should torture Tommy


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] You will never find her. She is one of ze disappeared ones. [Title]

Output: Leenay Kekau


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] What makes you so sure this is in the cards? Aside from a power run game, what does the Gulf Coast Offense share with Harbaugh/Shaw/Hamilton's multi-tight end pro-style looks? In case this sounds snarky, I'm asking because I honestly don't know. [Title]

Output: Stanfordizing


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Festivus is the 23rd. How can you not know this? [Title]

Output: Festivus is the 23rd. How can


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I'd actually say he's been groomed by 3 great coaches (Leach, Holgerson, Sumlin), and maybe even a 4th if you wanna stretch it (Bill Belichick). I guess I can let go of that tiny glimmer of hope that he'd somehow find his way to Ann Arbor if we ever told Borges to hit the bricks. [Title]

Output: I'd actually say he's been


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Sack total drops to zero when only considering players not roided out of their minds. [Title]

Output: Sack total drops to zero when


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Back up the Brinks truck on Kliff Kingsbury. [Title]

Output: Back up the Brinks truck on


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] David Simon of the Wire fame is also a Maryland guy, FWIW. I guess the take away is that if you want to create a fairly well received HBO show, you should go to school in College Park. [Title]

Output: David Simon of the Wire fame


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Fuck all of you, I am Avery Queen. [Title]

Output: Fuck all of you, I am Avery


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] 99+ responses and not one use of "Wasteland"? Come on...I thought mgoblog was better than that. Nice to see someone from the tri-cities (Garbage City-Stinkster-Wasteland) making it big. [Title]

Output: Disappointed...


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Second game this year we've failed to score a touchdown. Just sayin. [Title]

Output: Second game this year we've


Input: [Date] 2 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Stephen Wolfram just blew a load of cellular automata after reading that list. [Title]

Output: Stephen Wolfram just blew a


Input: [Date] 2 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I've noticed that people who say stuff like this have yet to enter the real world. [Title]

Output: I've noticed that people who


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] It would. That's why I wanted to know if it was intentional [Title]

Output: It would. That's why I was


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I was under the impression that Brian didn't think he would be granted the redshirt. [Title]

Output: I was under the impression


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Was listing DG as a RS-So a typo or did I miss something? [Title]

Output: Was listing DG as a RS-So a


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] So you're telling me I can't retire on my 90-91 Skybox Olden Polynice card? [Title]

Output: So you're telling me I can't


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Body] This is cool and all, but will it let me murder Nicole Brown Simpson using Troy Smith? [Title]

Output: This is cool and all, but


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Long Live the New Flesh [Title]

Output: Long Live the New Flesh


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Judd Apatow has nothing to do with Old School. That was Todd Phillips. [Title]

Output: Judd Apatow has nothing to do


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] The FXB first floor bathroom is hands down the best on North Campus. Atleast it was in my day. I used to really look forward to leisurely post-lecture/discussion dumps in the last stall. This was especially true on Thursday afternoons because that meant I could not only read the Daily, but the weekend guide insert (can't remember what it was called) as well. My foot was always asleep by the time I was "wrapping up." [Title]

Output: The FXB first floor bathroom


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Yeah, and I'm fuckin Lanny Laserdisc. [Title]

Output: DJ Blu Ray?


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I just wanna be different so I'm 100% in support of this legislation. [Title]

Output: I just wanna be different so


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Chicago South Suburban Catholic School kid...not getting my hopes up on this one. [Title]

Output: Chicago South Suburban


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Russell Crowe's house, duh. [Title]

Output: Russell Crowe's house, duh.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I was just going to login to tell the OP to go to Edzo's. Word of warning, they have Hot Doug's style hours, I think it's only open until 4:30 on any given day. Get the truffle fries and the nutella shake. If you don't like either, go to North Shore hospital and have your tongue replaced. [Title]

Output: I was just going to login to


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] I'd like to see a trick play where DG lines up as a slot receiver and then motions into the backfield and then Denard motions to the slot and then Gallon motions to the QB spot and then when they hike the ball Gallon pitches it to Denard who then tosses it to DG on an end around who then finds Roy Roundtree riding some kind of majestic ninja rocket up the sideline for the easy touchdown except 1.2 seconds after the ball was hiked some huge ass 6"4 MLB come in and annihalated the play. [Title]

Output: I'd like to see a trick play


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Got that pandemic! [Title]

Output: Pandemic!


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Any truth to the rumor that Steve Everitt and Kyle Turley are going to wrestle in the parking lot after the game? [Title]

Output: Any truth to the rumor that


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] I vote Western Michigan, Ryerson University, Malcolm X College, and Capella University to the Big Ten. [Title]

Output: I vote Western Michigan,


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] If there was a big breasted bimbo somewhere in the image, I'd swear that was drawn by Frank Miller. [Title]

Output: If there was a big breasted


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Out in the garage ORV Bullet holes the size of matzo ba-! [Title]

Output: Out in the


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] You're thinking of Warren Buffet, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, perennial member of the Forbes Richest People. [Title]

Output: You're thinking of Warren


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] You can accuse me of a lot of things - being unfunny, not being clever, having dandruff - but please don't accuse me of plagiarism: http://mgoblog.com/diaries/10-bold-predictions-upcoming-season [Title]

Output: You can accuse me of a lot of


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I stopped. I got sick of my feed getting flooded by John Smith Eden Prairie, MN offered by Northern Illinois John Smith Detroit, MI offered by Eastern Michigan John Smith Chicago, IL offered by Ohio University [Title]

Output: I stopped. I got sick of my


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I thought I was the only one calling him Sugar Shane Morris in my head. [Title]

Output: I thought I was the only one


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] 8-8 10-6 9-7 5-11 1-15 16-0 [Title]

Output: In loving tribute


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Body] I wouldn't read too much into it. I remember Kevin Newsome and Bryce McNeal actively recruiting for us at 7-on-7 events during that brief window they were both committed to us. [Title]

Output: I wouldn't read too much into


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 days ago [Body] I just don't know man...I get have this sneaking suspicion with regard to Elmer that things will be humming along nicely between him and us, and then bam, out of the blue (green?) he's going to wind up committing to State. Not going to get my hopes up on this one. [Title]

Output: I just don't know man...I get


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Body] You need to watch more sports. [Title]

Output: I think you misspelled your last name


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I won't buy it until Dandy Don chimes in. [Title]

Output: I won't buy it until Dandy


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] What gives. We already have a mascot. At least according to the writers of the hit 1980s sitcom, The Hogan Family Jump to the 3:25 mark, unless you want to learn more about the subplot involving Sandy Duncan being setup on a blind date. [Title]

Output: What gives. We already have a


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] But is it worse than getting Munsoned? [Title]

Output: But is it worse than getting


Input: [Date] 4 years 12 weeks ago [Body] The Velvet Touch? [Title]

Output: The Velvet Touch?


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I swear I once read somewhere that Tie Domi was recruited to Michigan to play football. Okay, from the man himself - http://www.tiedomi.com/?page_id=8 He was "scouted" by Michigan in football...whatever that means. [Title]

Output: Recruiting Acid Flashback or Reality?


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] It just couldn't be a DT thread until someone brought this up. [Title]

Output: It just couldn't be a DT


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Dear Jim, I have recently learned that ################################### ############# ####### ############ ################# upon which they were deported to ###### ###### #################### inside of a car trunk ###################### Big Ten Championship rings with cocain residue ########################## My father was a Janitor for ## years at ################# didn't perticularly care for ####, ####, ####, or Canadians. I may also be in trouble because I let ####### take pictures of my ####### while they both ####### in the back of a conversion van. ######### ####### ########## ##### ####### ########## Mike. -------------------- Dear Mike, thx for the heads up !! go bucks !! - jt [Title]

Output: Dear Jim, I have recently


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Body] They taught me that sometimes you just [Title]

Output: They taught me that sometimes


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Is that firetruck just parked there to go off when they score a TD? [Title]

Output: Is that firetruck just parked


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] You're getting your abs confused. [Title]

Output: You're getting your abs


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Wait, there's recruiting next year too? I thought after this past signing day, we never had to worry about it again. [Title]

Output: Wait, there's recruiting next


Input: [Date] 4 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Yeah, it sucks that we're getting all these "middling 3* players" instead of Jake Fisher, a 3* player. [Title]

Output: Yeah, it sucks that we're


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Title]

Output: Hello


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Let your nuts hang [Title]

Output: 1...2...3...


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Why is everyone so down on us getting Fisher? I thought all the Sparty insiders thought he was going to wind up picking Michigan in the end. [Title]

Output: Why is everyone so down on us


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] If I had to guess I'd think that dude was talking about Raymon Taylor switching from IU to Michigan. [Title]

Output: If I had to guess I'd think


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] So this is what it feels like....when doves cry. [Title]

Output: So this is what it feels


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Eric, I did not mean to marginalize you by refering to you as "that spookers guy". For that, I apologize. Would Martin be the worst hire in the world? Probably not. I wasn't saying that at all. I just don't see it happening. There's a hilarious section at the end of the first freedarko book (The Macrophenomnal Basketball Alamanac) that lays out all the "Myth of the Next..."s floating around in the NBA. For instance, the Myth of the Next Gilbert Arenas is that any unheralded two gaurd drafted in the 2nd round will blossom into Gilbert Arenas. There are definitely many "Myth of the Next"s that have engrained themselves into the heads of NCAA football fans, and I think one of them is the "Myth of the Next Tressel" - an unheard of coach will rise from the lower ranks of NCAA football and take a once powerful team back to former glory. Maybe Chuck Martin can fulfill this promise (in retarded movie terms, maybe he is "The One"). But I don't think that's going to be for us to find out. [Title]

Output: Eric, I did not mean to


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] It's the return of the Chuck Martin mafia! EDIT: Jeez, it's scary how similar this is to '07. Maybe this spookers guy, who I've seen mention Chuck Martin in around 20 posts, wasn't around then. But dude, give it a rest. There were a ton of people clamoring for Chuck Martin to get a fair shake the last time around too. And just like last time, it's not going to happen. There's about as much chance of that happening as there is of Bill Parcells getting an interview. [Title]

Output: Run for the hills


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Do people have a problem with Miles because of his character? Or do they honestly thing he's not a good coach? He's once again led his team to an 11 win season, I don't think his coaching chops can be questioned. Sure, he's done some strange things in-game, but he still wins a lot. Also, I really do think it's important for the next coach to have significant Big Ten/midwest ties, which Les does. As for the age thing, I think people are making too big a deal of it. If you really want a return to the old Michigan stability, let him coach here a few years, get a good coach in waiting, and hand over the reigns when he doesn't have it anymore (easier said than done, I know). If you don't want him to be coach because he's sleazy, that's another thing. [Title]

Output: Do people have a problem with


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I have no problem with Harbaugh going to the pros. So that is not why I will root against him. However, I will root against him because he seemingly cock teased us only to use our love for him as a bargaining ploy to get a bigger pay day somewhere else. I thought he was a fool when he said it, but maybe Mike Hart was right all along. [Title]

Output: I have no problem with


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] My biggest fear is that we're going to end up hiring our version of Derek Dooley. [Title]

Output: My biggest fear is that we're


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I heard it's down to LSU and Alabama because of family values. [Title]

Output: I heard it's down to LSU and


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I remember Matt "The Diesel" Deary from his time at WDFN, back when I used to listen. Never knew the origin of his douchey nickname, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that it was self anointed. He was there for ages and never moved past the update desk, whereas guys like Greg Brady and Matt Shepard kept getting more and more air time. All he was good for was reading off scores and providing a few snarky comments per show. It's sad to see him stooping to his level, as mgoblog is clearly much more relevant and a more reliable source of information than the shit sports radio station he works at. Also worth nothing that he's a proud Clevelander, so probably not a huge Michigan fan. [Title]

Output: I remember Matt "The Diesel"


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Here's the defense http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZMrrggyG3o [Title]

Output: Perhaps more importantly...


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I saw the best football mind of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging himself through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz [Title]

Output: I saw the best football mind


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] ignore [Title]

Output: Double post


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Where's the veal pen with all their hilarious atomic bomb clips and "this will not end well"s? [Title]

Output: Where's the veal pen with all


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] If Jim's really interested in job security, he should apply for this Calibration Engineer job at Bosch. They're a private company, so they never lay people off. Title: Calibration Engineer Req Number: 15051 / 30014332 Location(s): Plymouth MI For 100 years, Robert Bosch LLC has set the standard for quality and innovation in North America. Bosch is known worldwide for developing and manufacturing the best in automotive parts. Major Job Duties Include: * Calibration, Verification and Validation of ABS/TCS/ESC Brake Modulation Systems. * Technical interface between customer and internal technical project teams for ABS/TCS/ESC Brake systems. * Evaluation of the customer specifications and coordination of tracking system within technical project teams. * Coordination of test vehicles and necessary test equipment to perform tests. * Calibration of ABS/TCS/ESC Brake Modulation Systems (in vehicle testing). * Participation in vehicle test sessions in different locations (summer and winter). * Project handling and project documentation according to specified processes. * Performing release procedures (verification and validation) for ABS/TCS/ESC software for different sample stages as well as final production software. * Customer support and meetings on a daily basis. Minimum Job Requirements Include: * Bachelor's Degree in Engineering (ME or EE). * A minimum of 2 years in automotive or control systems * Knowledge in automotive techniques, vehicle dynamics and control theory. * Experience with planning and conduction of tests as well as evaluation of test results. * Strong verbal and written communication skills necessary. * Vehicle driving experience (willing to learn operating a vehicle at the physical limits). * Team oriented working style. * Flexible, in order to participate in test sessions in different locations (in and outside of the U.S.). * Past experience dealing with OEM customers strongly preferred with strong negotiation skills necessary. Okay, so he doesn't have a BSME, automotive controls experience, or knowledge of vehicle dynamics, but with a bit of a fudged resume, I think he can at least get his foot in the door. Plus, the Stanford name and Michigan undergrad degree won't hurt at all. [Title]

Output: If Jim's really interested in


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] So what you're saying is, Harbuagh isn't coming here due to the coaching uncertainty. [Title]

Output: So what you're saying is,


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Can someone provide a link to that post from earlier this year where some dude hilariously said that everything would be telling? I can't even remember what the hell the topic was, he just listed every possible action and said it would be telling. EDIT: I think it had something to do with Jonathan Hankins [Title]

Output: Things that are telling


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Every damn CC post has some variation of "this will not end well" as its first reply. The veal pen needs new material. [Title]

Output: Every damn CC post has some


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Thank you for refuting this in that oh so special mgoblog way. [Title]

Output: Thank you for refuting this


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Let's burn down the Rivals' servers to make sure this never happens again. [Title]

Output: Who's with me?


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Harbaugh wants to coach his damn strong football team. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh wants to coach his


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] So I guess I'm the only one picturing Jim Brandstatter at an Olive Garden. [Title]

Output: So I guess I'm the only one


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Time to can Beilein and bring in Harbaugh. [Title]

Output: Time to can Beilein and bring


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I heard Fred Jackson describe Rawls as a cross between Darren Sproles and Jim Brown...but faster. [Title]

Output: I heard Fred Jackson describe


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I know that's supposed to be a compliment, but it sure doesn't sound like one. [Title]

Output: I know that's supposed to be


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I remember reading somewhere that GERG wanted to try him out at OLB. That's a bit of head scratcher after watching his highlights at MLB. [Title]

Output: I remember reading somewhere


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] As a strong willed CEO, there is only one logical thing for David Brandon to do - sell Michigan football to ArcherDanielsMidland's polymers division. [Title]

Output: As a strong willed CEO, there


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Inquiring minds would like to know RE: Coach Redhead - does the carpet match the last name? [Title]

Output: Inquiring minds would like to


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Factoid of the day - Robert Gregory's gaurdian LeAlan Jones just ran for U.S. Senate as a Green Party candidate (but only managed to get 3% of the vote). He's probably most famouse for making this - http://soundportraits.org/on-air/ghetto_life_101/ - at the age of 13. Really entertaining if you're into that sort of thing. There's even a reference to a toddler Gregory in there as he talks to his sister about being a teenage mother and raising a kid on her own. EDIT - my bad, Gregory isn't the kid in the documentary. Still worth a listen IMO. [Title]

Output: Factoid of the day - Robert


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] There's something to this. Having the ability to coddle (for lack of a better word) 4-5 star talent comes with the territory when you coach at a place like Michigan. RichRod has failed miserabley at this so far (Warren, Cissoko, Campbell, Turner, Vlad). I mean, honestly, I'd venture to guess that most players in the Rivals 100 have a bit of an ego, and many of them show up to campus not working as hard as their teammates because they think they're the man. It's kind of hard not to when you're 17 years old and guys like Sam Webb and Allen Trieu are sniffing your jock on a day to day basis. Yeah, you want players who "play like their hair is on fire", but you can't do that at the expense of scaring away talented players. [Title]

Output: There's something to this.


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] The secondary isn't the only problem on the defense. Sure, the inexperience of our DBs paints a part of the picture, but to bury your head in the sand and say that the defensive coaching has nothing to do with this melt down is asinine. [Title]

Output: The secondary isn't the only


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] If Brandon decides to keep RR around, we'll find out just how different things are under RR as compared to Lloyd when we see what kind of treatement he gives his flunky drinking buddies at the end of the year. I mean to argue that some kind of change isn't needed on the defensive side of the ball at this point is just fucking ridiculous. [Title]

Output: If Brandon decides to keep RR


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Interesting tidbit - Robert Gergory's gaurdian, LeAlan Jones, is running for US Senator from Illinois on the Green Party ticket. [Title]

Output: Interesting tidbit - Robert


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Call me crazy, but I seem to remember either Rivals or Scout saying that he'd be a better fit for OT than DT at this level. I know for sure that was the case for Joseph Barksdale, so maybe I'm getting my wires crossed. [Title]

Output: Call me crazy, but I seem to


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Based on nothing whatsoever - I hereby nominate Chris Wormley for the 2012 Marvin Robinson/Ricardo Miller/Dee Hart Michigan Fanbase Crushed Star Rating Expectations Award. [Title]

Output: Based on nothing whatsoever -


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I'm really bummed we lost to State and Iowa. I thought that maybe there was some magical way to go 8-4 or 7-5 without actually losing a game. [Title]

Output: I'm really bummed we lost to


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] later (obligatory) [Title]

Output: insanity


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Randy Wise ads on WTKA always remind me of this: [Title]

Output: Randy Wise ads on WTKA always


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] It was RoJo. [Title]

Output: It was RoJo.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I never thought the day Charles Burrell looked down at his feet and saw he was at the Rose Bowl would come. I might be proven wrong this year. [Title]

Output: I never thought the day


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I'll hold off on the panic until Dandy Don chimes in. [Title]

Output: I'll hold off on the panic


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Whoa, you had me guessing til the end about the identities of team A and B. Have you considered writing mystery fiction? [Title]

Output: Whoa, you had me guessing til


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] I think GERG probably hasn't even heard of Isaiah Bell because he doesn't spend enough time on Rivals or mgoblue.com scouring the fall roster. I mean, why let what you can learn watching someone in practice get in the way of making wild ass assumptions based on internet player profiles? Let's start a letter writing campaign or circulate a petition. [Title]

Output: I think GERG probably hasn't


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Dear Kellen Jones, Please be Linebacker Jesus. [Title]

Output: Dear Kellen Jones, Please


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Someone find out when the last time Obi went to see an optometrist was. [Title]

Output: Someone find out when the


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] I don't know, I wouldn't put much weight into something some dude from Orlando wrote in a question to ESPN's Big Ten blogger. But that's just me. [Title]

Output: I don't know, I wouldn't put


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Body] So are Swiss Federal Institute of Technology - Dearborn students allowed to buy tickets to Swiss Federal Institute of Technology - Zurich football games? [Title]

Output: So are Swiss Federal


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Body] Why the hell do Minnesota residents get such a steep discount at UW-Madison? It's not like they don't have their own decent state school. [Title]

Output: Why the hell do Minnesota


Input: [Date] 4 years 46 weeks ago [Body] I'm surprised Allen Gant hasn't been given a star rating yet. I thought he was one of the marquee players in the 2012 class, and accordingly, was very well scouted at this point. [Title]

Output: I'm surprised Allen Gant


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Haha, awesome. [Title]

Output: Haha, awesome.


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] This is the first Saturday I actually found myself watching the BTN's gameday analysis over ESPN's. What it comes down to is, I can tolerate shilling for Rotel over Home Depot. [Title]

Output: This is the first Saturday I


Input: [Date] 4 years 48 weeks ago [Body] When the hell did Plymouth and Salem become separate schools? I always remember it as Plymouth-Salem and Plymouth-Canton. I don't recall a stand alone Salem school. [Title]

Output: When the hell did Plymouth


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Body] I thought this post was going to be about parking tickets in Chicago. [Title]

Output: I thought this post was going


Input: [Date] 4 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Everyone relax, Woolfork and JT Floyd are the projected starters. We'll be fine without this Woolfolk guy. [Title]

Output: Everyone relax, Woolfork and


Input: [Date] 4 years 51 weeks ago [Body] Nothing beats the Magic Stick. And nothing on earth could be worse than the Majestic. [Title]

Output: Nothing beats the Magic


Input: [Date] 5 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Maybe it's because I went into a state of arrested development at the age of 14...but I still find Beavis and Butthead hilarious. [Title]

Output: Maybe it's because I went


Input: [Date] 5 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Have a little faith in Mike Judge. [Title]

Output: Have a little faith in Mike


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] See my comment above...Dan Gilbert writes all of his memos in this retarded font. [Title]

Output: See my comment above...Dan


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] According to a friend who used to work at Quicken Loans, this is Dan Gilbert's favorite font. He uses it to write all of his official memos and training documents. [Title]

Output: According to a friend who


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] it's good but it's no nash bridges. [Title]

Output: it's good but it's no nash


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I'm talking about players just flat out not making it to campus. also, i'm not saying it hasn't happened here and there, but i can say that having this many players not make it to campus from a single class is out of the ordinary. that is all. [Title]

Output: I'm talking about players


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I've been following recruiting since '99 (not to go all Pat Caputo on you). I've never seen anything like this happen before. [Title]

Output: I've been following


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] The only way that story could have been worse is if you swapped Atlantic City for Vegas and Gallagher for Carrot Top. [Title]

Output: The only way that story could


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Yeah totally non-patriotic and non-American too. I'd venture to guess that it's borderline non-constitutional. [Title]

Output: Yeah totally non-patriotic


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] This thread is golden. Thank you oh kind stranger from Michfanin, Wisconsin for helping me kill the last 40 minutes of my day. [Title]

Output: This thread is golden. Thank


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I got really nostalgic looking at that list. NHL '95 and '98 are classics, IMO. I wanna say '98 was the first one that had 3D game play. '95 I just love because it was the one that got me hooked. I could have bought the damn game 3 times over with the amount of money I spent renting it over and over again from Mammoth Video (my eventual minimum wage alma mater). [Title]

Output: I got really nostalgic


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] http://www.zkact.com/Bio-Wax.html [Title]

Output: the man himself


Input: [Date] 5 years 7 weeks ago [Body] If you like true crime books, you should check out "I heard you paint houses." It's a memoir by the guy who purports to be the killer of Jimmy Hoffa. Also, my all time favorite true crime book has to be "Mr. Untouchable" which is Nicky Barnes' memoir. Really entertaining read. [Title]

Output: True Crime


Input: [Date] 5 years 9 weeks ago [Body] but is it for the reason we think? [Title]

Output: but is it for the reason we


Input: [Date] 5 years 10 weeks ago [Body] I didn't realize Elijah Mohammad was alive and posting on mgoblog. [Title]

Output: I didn't realize Elijah


Input: [Date] 5 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Man, back in the day they didn't even check the tickets. Now of course, they have scanners to make sure tickets are legit. I went to the '03 OSU game, after selling my real ticket, with a ticket for the Houston game that had the word VOID stamped all over it. [Title]

Output: Man, back in the day they


Input: [Date] 5 years 12 weeks ago [Body] "you couldn't catch me in the the streets without a ton of reefer; that's like malcolm x catchin the jungle fever" "the smooth criminal on beat breaks; never put me in yo box if yo shit eats tapes" "i used ta watch CHIPS now I load gloc clips" [Title]

Output: Some of the best lyrics ever


Input: [Date] 5 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation [Title]

Output: Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I just went over my sister's house. Her husband runs the RF cable that goes into their cable modem into a TV tuner. This allows him to get local channels plus a few basics like ESPN, ESPN2, Comedy Central, etc all while only paying for internet access. Obviously, it's not HD quality, but still. Apparently, Comcast is pretty open about the fact that you can do this. [Title]

Output: I just went over my sister's


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I think you can get MLB TV on the Roku HD for like $15.99/month. [Title]

Output: I think you can get MLB TV on


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I have cable right now but I'm really trying to get out of it's clutches. Sadly, I know this is all a pipe dream because my wife will not tolerate life without "Cleanhouse" and all those bullshit Bravo shows. [Title]

Output: I have cable right now but


Input: [Date] 5 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Have you been watching Death Comes to Town? [Title]

Output: The Gentlemen Of Leisure


Input: [Date] 5 years 25 weeks ago [Body] i took neither of those courses. the pre-reqs were enough to scare the living shit out of me. i gotta say, the pre-req for eecs 427, eecs 312, was probably the hardest class i took. eecs370 wasn't that bad, but the exams were fucking way too hard for their own good. my roommate took eecs 427 our senior year and i hardly ever saw the kid. and i too have heard that we're one of the only schools to offer such a class to undergrads. back in the day (pre tech bubble bursting), people claim that intel would come in and essentially hire entire design teams from that course. [Title]

Output: i took neither of those


Input: [Date] 5 years 25 weeks ago [Body] EECS 373 was a living hell for me. Professor Brehob, who I'm assuming still teaches the course, proudly stated that he thought it was the hardest undergrad class at Michigan. I did terrible in that class. The funny thing is, I design microprocessor based systems for a living now haha. [Title]

Output: EECS 373 was a living hell


Input: [Date] 5 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I laughed out loud at that one. Sharmuta = whore in arabic. [Title]

Output: I laughed out loud at that


Input: [Date] 5 years 28 weeks ago [Body] What about that stud DB outta Ampipe, PA - Stefen Djordjevic? Any chance we can snake oil him away from Cal Poly? [Title]

Output: What about that stud DB outta


Input: [Date] 5 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I always imagined Jeff Bridges as the Judge. [Title]

Output: I always imagined Jeff


Input: [Date] 5 years 30 weeks ago [Body] It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be [Title]

Output: It makes no difference what


Input: [Date] 5 years 30 weeks ago [Body] blood meridian [Title]

Output: blood meridian


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] How about Eric McKnight from FGCU? [Body]

Output: Just announced he would not return and is graduating. Would definitely fill the shot-blocking need discussed this week. Might be a stretch to get him in academically, though.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Much Appreciation and Understanding [Body]

Output: I discovered this blog more than 5 years ago and it has become a standard part of my day. What Brian and the rest have developed and delivered is unique among any blogs, sports or otherwise, that I have encountered. Their efforts are very much admired and appreciated. Brian's recent frustration is understandable. This season has altered the blog significantly. The overwhelming amount of commentors who choose to share their opinion on any and everything has cluttered the site and made it utterly depressing and nearly pointless to read. In the past, there was an unspoken understanding that any posts and comments should add value to the discussion - either with information or well thought opinion. Now, it's just off-the-top, emotion-fueled drivel, and very angry, depressing drivel at that. As you age, you begin to understand the long-view of situations in life, and learn to accept the immediate moments and not overreact. There are far too many posters who are interested in being heard and sharing their immediate emotion in every moment. In the past MGoBlog - this immediacy only happened during the Live Blog, not in the forums. Now, all forums are mini-live blogs - repeditive, emotional, caught in the moment with no thought or perspective. Change needs to happen. Only Brian can decide what it will be. Charge us. I will gladly pay. Reintroduce the point system. I will gladly participate. Whatever it takes to allow the valuable part of this blog to return to its higher position. I look forward. Go Brian and Go Blue.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] My Cool Story, Bro! [Body]

Output: FGCU has been my adopted #2 for five years now. So much so, that my family and I travelled on the team charter to and from Philadelphia last weekend. Their coach told me before the pairings were announced that he hoped to play Georgetwon in Philly, because it could become a home game for FGCU if they stayed close. In seven days, this group of kids and their confident coach have captured the nation's attention. Now, I have to try to figure out how to raise a million dollars to keep him here. All suggestions welcome.


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Title] I'll be flying [Body]

Output: with Florida Gulf Coast to Philly tomorrow for their game with Georgetown. Excited to tell the A.D. and President that once we start the football program the B1G is ready to welcome them with open arms.


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Love Denard but [Body]

Output: AC was a three-time All American and generally considered one of (if not the) best college Wrs of the 80's. The electricity he brought to the Big House equalled what Shoelace has given us these past four years. Denard joins the list of my all-time favorites but he doesn't quite reach the rarefied air that AC did.


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Correct you are [Body]

Output: Dallas Crawford, Watkins teammate, was a near lock to head here and that opened up an opportunity for us to get Sammy, but it was never really more than a passing fancy.


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Well said, Outsider [Body]

Output: I think we all have to take the larger view. Our lines performed much better than we assumed, which gives reason for confidence heading into the B1G. Denard will come back from this. We'll be fine.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I'm feeling a 3-1 win [Body]

Output: not ready to shut down the WC hopes just yet.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] As someone who was fortunate enough to know Cliff Keen [Body]

Output: and understand what he did for the university, it saddens me to see his tribute go away. I hope the university finds another way to continue to honor a man who did so much for so long for Michigan.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Thankfully missed watching the game [Body]

Output: due to son's Pop Warner game. Just saw the highlights. We looked great. I'm going to pretend the other 150 plays looked the same.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] The first of 15 weeks [Body]

Output: of agonizing over who to start on my pretend teams. Yay!


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Made my contribution [Body]

Output: Shared the effort on my social feeds. Small contributions by many people can make big changes. Proud of you, Tay!


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Terlato Shiraz-Vigonier [Body]

Output: In the Atlanta airport. Lube for a late night flight.


Input: [Date] 3 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Just finished an agency briefing for Harley-Davidson [Body]

Output: Good news - they loved it. Bad news - it means a week in Milwaukee. Worse news- figuring out how to break it to the wife. Fifth trip in 2 months for a non-traveling job.


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Title] How can you be both an Eagles [Body]

Output: and Redskins fan? Is that you, Donovan?


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Title] This is just way too familiar [Body]

Output: Control then give up the cheapies.


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] How ridiculous is Bertuzzi? [Body]

Output: I'd say I was amazed but I've seen it to much. Plus perfect timing. Left time to finish UTL on BTN.


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] I'm amazed how my knee-jerk dislike for Bama [Body]

Output: Lessens every time Roll Tide contributes to this blog. Please don't let a centered, well-rounded and reasonable Buckeye fan appear here. I can't bear the thought.


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Obviously you haven't watched Bizarre Foods [Body]

Output: And realized that Andrew Zimmer loves to dress up on Buckeye weekends.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] After last night, it's obvious [Body]

Output: That no one in The Dayton area has been trained to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Hey, my adopted school [Body]

Output: FGCU lost twice all year - beat Michigan State and a few other majors - and got a 12 seed. Life ain't fair and neither is NCAA seeding.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] forgot that the [Body]

Output: /s has to be included at all times


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Why does their have to be so much math in college hockey? [Body]

Output: It makes me regret my English degree more and more.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Actually Burke reminds me more of Isiah Thomas as a [Body]

Output: college player except Isiah was surrounded by monster talent as a freshman and sophomore at IU, something Trey will get to experience next year. Very similar penetration and control of the floor.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] This sets the stage for at least two this weekend [Body]

Output: possibly more. Couple that with two BTT wins over Ohio and Sparty and another W over ND would make for an excellent continuation on the "greatest weekend" trend, wouldn't it?


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I think this move turns the Rams [Body]

Output: into a very good team for the next few years. Love RG3 but Snyder and the Skins are no place to start a career


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I'd be perfectly happy with two wins [Body]

Output: and a 2 seed. Heck, I'd be happy if they left us a 3 as long as we get the two wins. #BeatOhio


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Rogue Dead Guy Ale [Body]

Output: At a youth flag football game on a 75 degree Florida winter night. Life's good.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Ballast Point IPAD [Body]

Output: To match the internal bitterness I'm feeling right now.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] Noooooo! [Body]

Output: Never saw it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] link? [Body]

Output: link?


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Don't hockey players remove [Body]

Output: Don't hockey players remove their helmets and gloves to intentionally deal blows to heads? Isn't that something that happens every game? And it's not like it's in the run of play.


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Not saying he shouldn't be [Body]

Output: Not saying he shouldn't be suspended, but didn't this happen in hockey like 15 times in the past 3 days?


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Seriously though the NBA is [Body]

Output: Seriously though the NBA is for criminals


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Title] THUGS! CRIMINALS! ALL NHL [Body]

Output: THUGS! CRIMINALS! ALL NHL PLAYERS!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Not to take anything away [Body]

Output: Not to take anything away from this as an admirable action, but why does every single mention of the NBA on this blog have to reference how despicable the league and/or its players are? You don't have to like the league, but those of us who follow it closely know that there's no reason to think most players aren't by and large good people.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] 1.) Sport Management at [Body]

Output: 1.) Sport Management at Michigan is essentially a business degree. Almost a third of the people in my classes are pre-law, and plenty go on to work for financial firms that have nothing to do with sports. Not that working in sports is even something to sneeze at. 2.) Sports movement is not a major that is offered... Maybe they meant Movement Science? Most of those kids are pre-med.


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Ok this is just inaccurate on [Body]

Output: Ok this is just inaccurate on a number of levels. For one, the assertion that players, particularly point guards, in the NBA don't have "developed" games is ridiculous. The NBA is loaded with loaded with point guard talent right now, and to suggest that Chris Paul and Deron Williams aren't "developed" is nonsensical. For two, I wouldn't even consider Jeremy LIn an "all-around" player. I want to take nothing away from his accomplishments because what he is doing is truly sensational, but dude has flaws. He shot well this past game, but he has a funky shot and it remains to be seen whether or not he can be a consistent jump shooter. He gets most of his points via penetration to his right, and is definitely not ambidextrous yet. He also very much relies on his size and athleticism. He's not Derrick Rose or Russell Westbrook, but he's also much bouncier than say, Steph Curry and way stronger than a Nash. His 6-3 200 frame allows him to absorb contact in the lane and he has the hangtime and strength to finish tough layups. D-Mo has the size but is not as quick or athletic as Lin (and is even more right-dominated). In conclusion, Lin is plenty fun to watch, and so far looks to be an excellent player, but he's not really a revelation stylistically, and shouldn't be used to bash the NBA.


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Not stupid. [Body]

Output: I took a flier on him after his first game and let's just say it has paid off.


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Title] This seems downright [Body]

Output: This seems downright reasonable


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Title] The majority of people don't [Body]

Output: The majority of people don't hate Tim Tebow and I hate how the media paints that picture


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I hear LA is home to some of [Body]

Output: I hear LA is home to some of the finest Cambodian breast milks


Input: [Date] 3 years 37 weeks ago [Title] With Baits unexpectedly [Body]

Output: With Baits unexpectedly closing in addition to the scheduled East Quad closing next year, Northwood I-III will be almost entirely freshman next year.


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Based on how Stanford has [Body]

Output: Based on how Stanford has looked this season and their schedule, I wouldn't be surprised if they go undefeated and I highly doubt ND beats them.


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Well, looks like Pitt and [Body]

Output: Well, looks like Pitt and Cuse to ACC are official according to ESPN bottom line, and potentially UConn and Rutgers to follow.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] The MLS is certainly growing, [Body]

Output: The MLS is certainly growing, largely because they are being smart about where they are expanding (unlike the NHL). Seattle, Philly, and Portland have all been great examples, and I guarantee Montreal will have great attendance when they enter the league next year. That being said, the gains the league has made is often overstated. The most spacious NBA and NHL arenas only hold at most a little over 20,000, and the majority hold fewer than that. Many MLS teams now have their own stadiums which hold about that, but their attendance numbers are skewed by the Sounders and a little by the Galaxy as well, who play in larger venues (although they are also a little negatively skewed by the Earthquakes, whose stadium only holds 10,000). Attendance by percentage of capacity still lags behind the NBA and NHL, and I bet there are certain teams in those leagues who could sell out 25,000 most games if they had the opportunity. Soccer is really only as high as the second most popular sport in Seattle (behind football) and Portland (behind basketball). In most places, it's still lucky to be fourth, if not fifth (I'm not including NASCAR). I think soccer will pass hockey on a national scale within the next thirty years, but the MLS still has a ways to go if it's gonna rival basketball or baseball.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] If I had to guess, it would [Body]

Output: If I had to guess, it would be because some people enjoy it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Argh [Body]

Output: Argh


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Lions aren't really [Body]

Output: Lions aren't really struggling with attendance, #2 in the league in new ticket sales and even last year ended up selling out 7 of 8 home games, hell I think the Monday night is already sold out for this year. Hype was not solely on Leshoure's shoulders. That being said, I'd rather a bigger back than Hart. I'm ready for Hart to quit pro football to join the Michigan coaching staff so he can take over for Hoke.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] The Tigers don't have one [Body]

Output: The Tigers don't have one game left against the Red Sox, Yankees, Angels, or Rangers. This schedule should get them to the playoffs regardless. Once the playoffs start, the Tigers are way overmatched anyway.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Maybe if they were in any [Body]

Output: Maybe if they were in any other division, but since EVERYONE in the Central has a negative run margin, it's probably not a big deal.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I love hip hop but I know [Body]

Output: I love hip hop but I know some people who don't like it simply because they prefer singing. It's gonna be hard to convince those people regardless of how quality the song is. It's super annoying when people attack the genre because of its perceived simplicity, but ultimately people are entitled to their opinion. I hate pretty much all rap on the radio, but passing judgement on it/people that like it is really just as bad as people twho dismiss the entire genre. To each their own, negative opinions are unnecessary IMO.


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Title] I also follow USF. Grew up 5 [Body]

Output: I also follow USF. Grew up 5 minutes from campus though now I go to Michigan.


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 days ago [Title] Word is the main target is [Body]

Output: Word is the main target is Johnathan Joseph http://www.prideofdetroit.com/


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Title] You'll be fine, I had similar [Body]

Output: You'll be fine, I had similar grades and test scores, coming from out of state and this seemed higher than average. Out-of-state can get really interesting with these weird GPAs. I know in my county in Florida, there is no limit to how high it can go. Our valedictorian graduated with a 6.6 GPA, hard to compare that.


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Title] Depending on how committed [Body]

Output: Depending on how committed you are, you can vote, then delete the app, then vote again as many times as you please.


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Did you really just... insult [Body]

Output: Did you really just... insult my user name?


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Thank You. The NBA isn't [Body]

Output: Thank You. The NBA isn't going anywhere, the sentiment of this board is not the national sentiment. Basketball is still much more popular than hockey nationwide. I don't understand why people on this board feel the need to bash it so often, I was really hoping this thread would be a place where NBA fans reflect on what the lockout would mean. But of course we just get attacks full of negativity and subtle racism, not sure why I should have expected better.


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Title] I like the NBA. At times 100% [Body]

Output: I like the NBA. At times 100% effort is not given through a long regular season, but in my perception, for the most part to say they are not trying is not accurate. People are entitled to their opinion, but I for one am incredibly saddened by the potential of losing a season when the league had such momentum.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] Why are you late? [Body]

Output: Why are you late to my "How Not to Surrender Even Though You Are French" Seminar??


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] GPA [Body]

Output: I equate high GPA with greater maturity, guess I'm wrong. BTW your avatar is my favorite on the board. well done!


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Question [Body]

Output: Does anyone else find it difficult to reconcile what these guys did with the fact that SAM had the highest GPA of all the fraternities on campus? (And BTW the greek average is slightly higher than the all campus average.) They deserved to have their charter pulled. Their actions are a stain on the reputation of every Michigan student and alumni. I feel like the SDTs kind of got shafted though if their worst crime was standing around and watching it happen. I find it hard to believe they could have done much to stop it once things started getting out of control. Maybe they are refusing to name the chief perps out of some sense of friendship. They have to know who the ringleaders were.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] I like Varsity and consider this [Body]

Output: IN my opinion Varsity is quite decent as fight songs go, nowhere near the victors of course, BUT it is probably better than 1/2 or more of other schools primary fight song and its only our secondary song. I can think of less than 10 fight songs from other schools that are clearly better than Varsity IMHO.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] Going way back [Body]

Output: I loved Front Page Sports Footballpro '98 for the PC. I continued to play it for years and found it to be much more realistic feeling than Madden or the several other games I tried. Not a college game per se but I created my own rosters so it worked as such. Lot's of fun designing plays with the play editor. Only thing was you couldn't make it run any sort of option play, any sort of handoff or pitch had to be programmed into the play.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I Think [Body]

Output: That would be Vinnie Testeverde.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] uniformz [Body]

Output: Most un-orgegonish uniformz. Bad ju ju for the ducks?


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That was [Body]

Output: Awesome.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Love 'em [Body]

Output: We had these when I was in school and I loved them. It was especially cool at The Game when both teams had a season full of stickers on their helmuts. It seems to me though that the buckeyes have cheapened them. It used to be that only 1 or 2 players would have buckeys on both sides of their helmuts, now it seems like everybody has their entire helmut filled up. They should be hard to get. Bo didn't think of them as taking away from "The Team" but as another way to motivate.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] But.... [Body]

Output: What about Quanzbaugh?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Pictures? [Body]

Output: I'm sure those of us who live out of state would love to see photos. Curiosly this phenomena has not spread to Chicago.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] My list [Body]

Output: In: 1) More band music, less piped in muzak 2) Helmet Stickers 3)Maize Pants 4)Free Beer Out: 1) Frequent piped in music (some is OK) 2)Uniformz 3)Legends Jerseys 4)Empty seats


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] my sources: [Body]

Output: Sources have indicated that JH is bringing this man with him from California to fill the S&C position.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] "Houston.... [Body]

Output: The Eagle has landed"


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] misleading [Body]

Output: Oh, I thought this was going to be a video of girls in skimpy bikinis or something like that to get my mind off of CC. This just gets me thinking again about football==HARBAUGH==football==HARBAUGH. Thanks but not much help.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Smokescreen [Body]

Output: I am 99% that Brian is in SF and Sam is just covering up for his earlier mistake in leaking this clue. How do I know? I want it to be true so it must be right??


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Title] OMG IT'S HAPPENING.GIF [Body]

Output: Do you know how much it costs do get a last minute airfare right before Christmas? Brian's been tipped that there is going to be a press conference and has gone to cover it and get an interview with our new coach. Based on absolutely complete speculation and the fact that Brian is there I predict the press conference is no later than Monday.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] But... [Body]

Output: Big problem I see is his season won't be over until maybe days into January. Not sure if we want to start recruiting that late with a non big name. Would he even consider leaving his team before the first ever college playoff? Kind of doubt it. Would Urban let him stay as interim OC through the playoffs? Don't know about that either. Seems like a potential big problem with him. Otherwise I like him.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] But... [Body]

Output: Those who stay will be champions.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Game of Thrones [Body]

Output: Next time you watch Game of Thrones please note that Hodor is actually saying "HARBAUGH!" over and over in his deep Northern Westerosian accent. He can't think about anything else either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxjw-w-V5k4


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] spread opportunity [Body]

Output: buy Michigan @ +900 and sell "any other NCAA team" @ +1000. That's just stupid.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I wonder [Body]

Output: I wonder if Hackett's search firm has a statistician to consult with? Probably not.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: No.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Not Happening [Body]

Output: The ONLY way Pat will leave NU is if they fire him. He is not interested in coaching anywhere but at his alma mater. He loves Northwestern. If they did fire him then it's kind of obvious that we would not be interested at that point.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Game Theory [Body]

Output: I believe that Brian is technically correct in game theory terms, but I agree more with the posters who point out the psycological reasons why this may not be the best strategy. If you go for 2 on your first score and don't make it (statistically < 50/50?) Then you are still down 3 scores and you haven't really accomplished anything. If you kick the one then you are only down 2 scores + hope. FWIW I have been watching football for a long time, and as far as I know coaches have always advocated and opted for going for 2 later rather than sooner. This doesn't mean that they have necessarily been right all these years, but maybe there is a method to their madness. IMHO there are a lot of more legitimate things to criticize Hoke about.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] think DG has a boo boo [Body]

Output: After forcing myself to watch these replays again I'm pretty convinced that Gardner has some sort of sholder/arm injury he has been trying to play through. His attempts to throw long are few and horribly short. His throwing motion seems worse to me than last year. At first I attributed this to Nuss trying to change his mechanics, but it could also be caused by an injury. He seems to be floating his passes most of the time. I was alarmed by this against Appy State even though he had only one incompletion, nothing had any zip on it. He also seems to get worse as the game goes on, which could also be explained by an injury being irrated by making throws or getting hit. This could also explain some of his apparent hesitation if in the back of his mind he is uncertain if he can make a given throw.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] dumb response vs smart response [Body]

Output: Q: Coach Hoke, would you like to be head coach at the University of Michigan? A: Yes! Please Yes! I would crawl from California to Ann Arbor to get the job. vs. Q: Jim, would you be interested in coaching in college at your alma mater? A: Absolutely Not. Not interested in coaching in college and the weather is better in California. Q: Jim, what if we offer you $5mm a year? A: No Thanks, Q: How about $8 million? A: Done!


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Welcome to the board [Body]

Output: Dave? Dave is that you??


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Peppers [Body]

Output: M defense on field first, forces punt. Peppers returns punt 67 yds for TD. I recall Anthony Carter did this the first time he touched the ball in his first game as a freshman.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It was my bachelor party in [Body]

Output: It was my bachelor party in Puerto Rico. My buddies and I went ape shit. Always remember that shot


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The problem isn't the coaches [Body]

Output: The problem isn't the coaches it's the injuries, that's why our team is exhausted at the end of the 2nd. When a shooter loses his legs he's worthless. We need Walton back asap


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I Dont Believe it [Body]

Output: I Dont Believe it


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Thank you [Body]

Output: Thank you for this thread. :)


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] What?! [Body]

Output: Our new Special teams coach is Antonio Alfonseca!?!?!?!


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Math major's view [Body]

Output: So Math 217 is not that difficult I took it 6 years ago. I assume they teach it the same way. They basically teach you 3 different ways to solve the problem using matrix algebra. I would caution you on 426 and make sure you took 425. 425 is fairly easy and 426 is a much bigger jump. Also avoid 525 and 526 like they are Schiano, those are the classes where you learn nothing and get 1 of 8 questions right for an A+. Good luck!


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Optimistic [Body]

Output: I am as optimistic as the next guy but you can't rely on the recruiting stars to tell how good they will be this year. Just a thought.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] grammer [Body]

Output: i dont now y their r sooooo meny grammer nazis in this bored


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] It's got to be [Body]

Output: Lane Kiffin


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] This [Body]

Output: This


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Downvote [Body]

Output: That is all


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Close [Body]

Output: I believe he said: "Crabtree. Don’t open your mouth about the best or I’m going to shut it for you real quick!”


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Schadenfreude [Body]

Output: Let's hold off on the schadenfreude until after the game.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Desmond [Body]

Output: Did you guys see Desmond calling out Borges!?!?


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Aaron's Bubble Yum [Body]

Output: Aaron's Bubble Yum


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] No way [Body]

Output: I'm sure the NCAA will take this super seriously. /s


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Blocked punt [Body]

Output: Dymonte did have the blocked punt.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Is it weird [Body]

Output: Is it weird after reading heiko would be counterpunt I got goosebumps!?!?!? Thank you Ken for your years of service.


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] Broken [Body]

Output: Something's broken here man


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] Yes [Body]

Output: I'm sure that's what happened to Darboh. Damn you Hoke and your landscaping stairs. /s


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Nope it's [Body]

Output: #MitchMadness


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Denard on one knee touchdown celebration [Body]

Output: Does anyone have the image of Denard on one knee after a touchdown. If you know the image and can take out the background so I just have an outline of Denard celebrating his touchdown it would be very helpful


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Agreed [Body]

Output: Seth, I have to agree with you. This is a great way to get a more indepth look at the best players in the conference. Also your team is going to win, Kawann Short is a stud


Input: [Date] 2 years 52 weeks ago [Title] Red wine [Body]

Output: A very nice Ribera Del Duera.


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Title] RDT [Body]

Output: RDT glad to hear you are coming back with regular recruiting updates. You have been sorely missed. G-rod


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Also at 9:01 [Body]

Output: Also at 9:01


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] 6:49 of the Video [Body]

Output: 6:49 of the video you get to see Hoke wearing a headset back in the day! He has the same look on his face as he does now when the line doesn't get there soon enough


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Notre Dame schadenfreude [Body]

Output: Can someone look up the link of the Notre Dame announcers before the last drive where they say Denard is "not a good thrower"? Can't find it and my fiancé doesn't believe me. Thanks ahead of time


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Notre Dame [Body]

Output: I think we need to focus our votes on Notre Dame. Not only was it an amazing comeback but it is already ahead of Ohio State.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Sorry [Body]

Output: Sorry guys he took it down because it was leaked...


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Who cares. ...... [Title]

Output: Who cares. ......


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Try some of Bell's planet series if you can get your mitts on it. Best they have brewed in a while. [Title]

Output: Try some of Bell's planet


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] First, why would you want to take a flyer on an NFL guy who doesn't have a college pedigree? Especially after what we have been through the last seven years. Secondly, the likelihood of John leaving the NFL is slim [Title]

Output: First, why would you want to


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I knew it was over when the clapping ceased. Sigh [Title]

Output: I knew it was over when the


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] This sum"s up my feelings on the subject exactly [Title]

Output: This sum"s up my feelings on


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for making the pain go away..... if only for a few minutes [Title]

Output: And this is why i F*****ING love you Brian!


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] True words have been spoken. [Title]

Output: True words have been spoken.


Input: [Date] 3 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Pandoras box is now open. [Title]

Output: Pandoras box is now open.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Devin isn't going anywhere and Parker is a small child... [Title]

Output: Devin isn't going anywhere


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] "The Weight" by The Band [Body]

Output: "The Weight" by The Band


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It's depressing that a [Body]

Output: It's depressing that a podcast with Mandel and Snyder isn't in like the top 40% of most obnoxious pairings of CFB pundits.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] He threw (way) more pitches [Body]

Output: He threw (way) more pitches than anyone else for like 5 straight years. Leyland murdered his arm.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 30 min ago [Title] He has acquired all the [Body]

Output: He has acquired all the information necessary to return to Rigel to inform the bug people of our weaknesses.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Yeah, Kesler's a Michigan [Body]

Output: Yeah, Kesler's a Michigan native, but went to OSU and rooted for them originally to be a spiteful dick to his friends, who were M fans. Dude is an asshole.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] They have Perry and Kesler, [Body]

Output: They have Perry and Kesler, which should be enough for anyone.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Salary I think. Hagelin [Body]

Output: Salary I think. Hagelin already made more and is an RFA.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] I dunno, the subject of the [Body]

Output: I dunno, the subject of the spoiler was in tonight's episode. I wouldn't be surprised if that character has their arc play out in season six.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Well, her body double does. [Body]

Output: Well, her body double does. That was a lot of digital trickery.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] There's one more. ADWD's [Body]

Output: There's one more. ADWD's epilogue.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Less of an issue when you [Body]

Output: Less of an issue when you don't drink.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Yay noon games! Since I'm a [Body]

Output: Yay noon games! Since I'm a student again and going, I want noon games to maximize my other football watching opportunities.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I am genuinely disappointed [Body]

Output: I am genuinely disappointed that GIS "Princess Peach Dad Jeans" does not give the image I was looking for to post here. Rarely does the internet fail me like that.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The remarkable thing I never [Body]

Output: The remarkable thing I never quite realized before I watched this yesterday was how Sham was basically even with Secretariat for the first minute and then Secretariat puts on the after burners and by the end they can barely keep Sham in the same shot. That horse was ridiculous.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] In the show, Stannis wouldn't [Body]

Output: In the show, Stannis wouldn't do it as he's been characterized. Like even ignoring the moral calculus and the whole his brother rebelled against exactly this kind of nonsense things, the one redeeming feature they've given Stannis is that he loves Shireen. AND even ignoring that, he's a stickler for the rule of law and he just created a succession crisis in the case that he wins, because HE HAS NO HEIRS. This plot is so stupid, which is a bigger sin than the whole "expect the very worst thing to always happen on this show (except to Dany who will get bailed out by dragons)."


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This is relatively simplistic [Body]

Output: This is relatively simplistic view of what happened to the middle class. A lot went into it. Trade deals certainly, changing tax policies, decaying infrastructure, reduced union representation, the rise of the service economy, most things requiring a college degree at the same time tuition costs skyrocketed putting people behind for owning a home etc, rising medical costs, and I think swinging the benefit packages more towards the high end is naturally going to lower the amount available for the average worker. Lots of contributors. Another problem that is related to the plight of the middle class is the sort of general decline of meritocracy, where a multiple failure like Dave Brandon keeps failing upwards into positions of power. There was always a good ole boy network but it seems to me there's a general lack of accountability if you're powerful enough (politicians and bankers being the obvious examples here). Agree on short sightedness being a major problem. As for the political point. I think reducing that to a purely partisan thing is mistaken. I agree more with say, Warren Buffett than Charles Koch, but I don't want either of them to be able to finance entire presidential campaigns. It limits access and what viewpoints politicians hear, and that's a problem and yeah, that subverts democracy and replaces it with plutocracy. Also populism is not strictly left or right wing, it's just populism. It's an appeal to the masses that they're not getting a fair deal because of those other people. The other in question could be business interests (usually lefty), academia (right), or more toxic insinuations (the famous Atwater quote). That's all populism.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Well, damn. We should be the [Body]

Output: Well, damn. We should be the overwhelming favorites next year, so there's that.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 5 days ago [Title] They throw until their arms [Body]

Output: They throw until their arms fall off. Ritter threw every pitch in '05.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Kinda funny that in what, 11 [Body]

Output: Kinda funny that in what, 11 innings they've really only hit one ball hard off of Wagner... and that was tonight's double play.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sucks for whoever was the [Body]

Output: Sucks for whoever was the last guy on their roster.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 5 days ago [Title] She's not getting ahead and [Body]

Output: She's not getting ahead and so is more consistently getting in trouble. Though I agree, she really only made one mistake after Haeger had a great AB. The double was also a superior piece of hitting. That said, Wagner totally jammed her and has been dominant since she got in on Friday.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] We played pretty poorly and [Body]

Output: We played pretty poorly and barely lost to an extremely good team that's defending their national championship. Loosen up and believe they can win like they did the last two innings and we're in solid shape. Hopefully Wagner starts and continues to dominate.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] No, it's not. With nobody [Body]

Output: No, it's not. With nobody out if you're not sure it's defensible to stay. She should have seen the SS's back and been sure so it was a mistake. With 1 out you go 100%. With nobody out you can play it a little safe and count on Sweet to put the ball in play. Also, we should credit the Florida shortstop with a very good play. Susalla hit that ball hard.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Damn. Sierra's gotta score [Body]

Output: Damn. Sierra's gotta score there. Now we have to beat Haeger twice, probably.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Dragonglass is just obsidian [Body]

Output: Dragonglass is just obsidian (volcanic glass).


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Nah, there are a bunch but [Body]

Output: Nah, there are a fair number but not all that many. The only other one explicitly mentioned on the show (I think) is Heartsbane, which is the Tarly family sword. Sam's dad thought he was too much of a coward to ever wield it which is why he got sent to the Walll. DVD extras mentioned a couple others. They're basically family heirlooms that most of the prominent Westerosi families have. Except the Lannisters, who lost theirs because one of Tywin's ancestors went to investigate the Doom and never returned. So they stole Ice and melted it down.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] In this episode she learns [Body]

Output: In this episode she learns that a dude is selling fraudulent life insurance and Jaqen has authorized some harsh assassin-y justice for that crime.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Brienne's wandering is about [Body]

Output: Brienne's wandering is about two things, which are related (and a third thing, probably): 1) Just how awful the War of the Five Kings was for the smallfolk 2) Establishing why the Sparrows are suddenly a big movement with enough power to basically seize control of the church and then imprison the Queen and Queen Mother. and 3, probably) Show us the Hound is still alive and part of the movement towards the Faith. It shouldn't surprise anyone if he's the Faith's champion against Zombie Gregor and finally gets to resolve his whole arc. Or die horribly freeing Cersei, depending on how the Giants did when Martin was writing that section of Winds.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] They know the ending, as he's [Body]

Output: They know the ending, as he's known the ending for 20 years or so. It's how to get from A -> B that he struggles with. And as not a huge fan of this season + casting news indicating they're going back for a bunch of plots from AFFC/ADWD that they ignored this year like the Greyjoys and the Kingsmoot and Victarion's fleet, the show is as well. But more importantly, Septon Meribald is getting cast, so that's pretty awesome.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Jon having plot armor in that [Body]

Output: Jon having plot armor in that fight was a little obnoxious as well as anonymous bad ass Wildling women not fighting back because zombie children and her death being foreshadowed super, super hard. Otherwise easily the best episode of the season, though I still don't think it's anywhere near the quality of the first three seasons.


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Weird thought [Body]

Output: Im completely against changing our helmet but I was thinking how sweet would a chrome maize and blue helmet just for one game would be. I guess it would kind of be a shiny metallic maize and blue. Want to hear your thoughts?


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Rough times [Body]

Output: I feel for the kid. Its times like these you remember are time on earth is short! Football suddenly gets put on the back burner. I hope football become his outlet and inspiration to move forward.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] gross [Body]

Output: what is wrong with people. I am usaully open to some pretty borderline comedy but this is not funny. Even 10 years from now its still not funny. I would hope someone lost there job for this. stay classy michigan!


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] close calls [Body]

Output: fair or foul, Its just upsetting that its 2012 and we have plenty of technology but still cant figure out close calls. I know thats just baseball but the tigers always seem to be on the wrong side of close calls. owell football season is almost here and im getting pretty excited


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] No complaint [Body]

Output: Not sure why these uniforms are so bad? I can think of 1000 thing worse things to complain about. Like the price of gas or why Michigan state fans suck but really these uniforms are not that bad!


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Agree [Body]

Output: Love both wallpapers you did but a Vincent smith #eating or #guns would be awesome


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Nice work Jim [Body]

Output: Man this guy has been through alot in the last couple years but in tough times you get to see a persons true character. He has shown he has sincerity and true emotion. As much as i didnt care for him after the blown call, he has shown he is a great person. Nice work Jim


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] offense/ defense [Body]

Output: I wonder if the msu offense can stay on the field for more than three downs. you have to think if the stuggle to move the ball down the field, that puts the defense on the field for longer periods of time. If this is the case guaranteed they dont end up with a top 25 defense let alone a top 5.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Please fail crimson tide [Body]

Output: I'm getting really excited for this game as I'm sure we all are. I hope are team enjoys the time in a pretty cool stadium. However I hope the practice will get rid of any distractions before the game. Final score : Michigan 28 Alabama 7 book it!