Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Title] This. [Body]

Output: This might be the first time I have ever laughed out loud reading a comment on MGoBlog. Phenomenal.


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Title] He doesn't [Body]

Output: You are right, Harris does not have an offer from Michigan to play basketball hear. Sounds like Hoke and co. have offered for football, but Beilein is adamant about sticking to the June 15 date of a kid's junior year before offering. As has been pointed out by a couple others above, I also think Harris would be better suited playing football in college. He has some good basketball skill, but I think his is a case of being way over-hyped coming into high school simply because he was faster, taller, and more athletic than everyone else at a young age. I think the older he gets the more his peers will catch up to him on the basketball court. At 6'4 with good speed, Harris is not an unusual guard/wing prospect for college basketball programs, but most football coaches would crave an incoming wide receiver with those measurables. I've seen Harris a few times play basketball and have not been impressed, and while I haven't seen him play football at all, I have heard very good things.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] I think the nfl should follow [Body]

Output: I think the nfl should follow its own rules. That means a 25,000 dollar fine for the team. If they can remake the rule book whenever they want why have a rulebook?


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] So you think a player that [Body]

Output: So you think a player that transfers from Florida never has anything bad to say about Florida? I find it likely that they talk just as much you just don't care to ready everything a former Florida player has to say about that program when they leave..


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The difference is one was in [Body]

Output: The difference is one was in a game with pitchers trying to be around the plate and missing hitting batters instead. This is a coach trying to intentionaly hurt a player for saying things they didn't like. Their is a difference.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Title] This. I was wondering if he [Body]

Output: This. I was wondering if he had been accepted to grad school here yet?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I root for my bracket until [Body]

Output: I root for my bracket until it is shot which doesn't usually take long. Then it is all about the chaos.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This is kind of painfull [Body]

Output: This is kind of painfull rooting for ND to save my bracket when I would rather see them lose.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] So did I. Hopefully they pull [Body]

Output: So did I. Hopefully they pull away soon.....


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I need Iowa State to pick it [Body]

Output: I need Iowa State to pick it up a bit. My bracket is shot if they go down today.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Much better d in the paint [Body]

Output: Much better d in the paint last few trips.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Air Aubrey !! [Body]

Output: Air Aubrey !!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Way to go Doyle fuck Frank! [Body]

Output: Way to go Doyle fuck Frank!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Then turn your t.v off and [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v off and stop posting.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Big two minutes hear. Need to [Body]

Output: Big two minutes hear. Need to hang tough.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Wow the refs can whistle [Body]

Output: Wow the refs can whistle wisky


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] How the hell is that now a [Body]

Output: How the hell is that now a foul


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Zack feeling it!!!! [Body]

Output: Zack feeling it!!!!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Doyle not looking good so [Body]

Output: Doyle not looking good so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He is doing ok so far. [Body]

Output: He is doing ok so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Its game time time. We need [Body]

Output: Its game time time. We need Max to step up big. I think he has it in him for a big game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] In eight seasons you have [Body]

Output: In eight seasons you have seen one play out of a timeout succeed? I am not a basketbal geniuse but I think Beilein does a pretty good job calling set plays out of timeouts. I could be wrong I haven't looked up the stats on it or anything but as a novice watching the games he seems to do pretty well.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If Walton is healthy enough [Body]

Output: If Walton is healthy enough to play you bring him off the bench to spell Spike and Maar. It could be a big help just getting those two a couple of extra minutes of rest. Wisconsin is also vulnerable to dribble penatration and Walton brings more of that to the game than Spike. But I don't think it is realistic to expect Walton to play more than 10-12 minutes off the bench in this game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Gotta love that . [Body]

Output: Gotta love that .


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Then turn your t.v/radio that [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v/radio that will save you the trouble of watching the rest of the season.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is [Body]

Output: I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is apples to oranges but I am not sure I would want my son to be famous for anything at the age of ten. I would prefer he just play ball and develop without the pressure of being compared to me already.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I agree. Remember Brian has [Body]

Output: I agree. Remember Brian has stated he is running for Regent in the next election. Is this the way someone who wants to help run the University should behave in relation to its students? Calling out a horrible idea totally fair game. "Jokeing" about ruining anyone who agrees with a idea you don't like not so much.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Would you write a sermon [Body]

Output: Would you write a sermon about one of your church members like this blog post if they had put forth a bad idea in a church board meeting? Then go on twitter and tweet out their twitter handle with the hash tag excominicate Bob Joe parishoner? When you hold young adults accountable do you do it by holding therm up for ridicule and a mob to help ridicule after your done? Their is a difference between calling someone out for a bad idea wich is fair game justr like Ace did and being a jerk Brian is being a jerk in this. Brian of bringing down Dave Brandon fame is "joking " about ruining peoples careers if they support a idea he doesn't like. This is the behavior of someone who has announced their intention to run for regent of the univeristy. Do you really think this blog post is how someone who wants to help run the university should respond to its students?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This so much this!!! [Body]

Output: This so much this!!!


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I find it funny that you [Body]

Output: I find it funny that you choose to join the site today on signing day of all days then tell us all 9 times (congrats on that by the way) to evaluate our lifes because we follow recruiting closely.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Ira saying on the radio Weber [Body]

Output: Ira saying on the radio Weber is their but he is weighing his options while waiting for his parents....


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Sam just said on the radio [Body]

Output: Sam just said on the radio that he is hearing that Weber is just getting to the signing ceremony. So people claiming his loi is in to ohio probably jumping the gun.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Love this site, great job guys. [Title]

Output: Love this site, great job


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Wants to major in engineering... [Title]

Output: Wants to major in


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Yeah he said that LTT moved his announcement date from Spring to the UA game next year or something. [Title]

Output: Yeah he said that LTT moved


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Can we sign him? [Title]

Output: Can we sign him?


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] This guy obviously likes us, I hope he committs asap. [Title]

Output: This guy obviously likes us,


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Nike thing is really helping Oregon. smh [Title]

Output: Nike thing is really helping


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] News is that Reeves will probably not announce tonight, per 24/7. [Title]

Output: News is that Reeves will


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] should be announcing today. [Title]

Output: should be announcing today.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Body] WolvinLA2 has revealed himself as my tour guide when I was a HS student considering Umich. [Title]

Output: WolvinLA2 has revealed


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Harbaugh pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. [Title]

Output: My best friend's sister's


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Because it is already posted below [Title]

Output: Because it is already posted


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Omg Bama took him he must be better [Title]

Output: Omg Bama took him he must be


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] There are dozens of different arrhythmias. Some are genetic or congenital, while others are due to degenerative changes in heart muscle tissue. He probably has an accessory electric pathway in his heart that is short-circuiting his normal heartbeat. She will undergo an ablation procedure which should simply eliminate that pathway. [Title]

Output: There are dozens of different


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] The spiral point from Mattison at 0:53 and the traditional point from Hoke at 0:58 are both pretty epic [Title]

Output: pointing


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Enjoy the day! [Title]

Output: Good luck guys


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] For CC High [Title]

Output: Live and Die


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] There were several cries of his name when they showed him after the second TD. Made my day. [Title]

Output: @ Buffalo Billiards (DC alumni bar)


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] We would do custom jerseys, but anytime a name was involved, we checked it against the current roster (the rule applies to current players only). We were pretty careful because, as the official retailer of the athletic dept., they could get in trouble if we sold something like that. That being said, i'm sure other non M-Den businesses would put the name on. [Title]

Output: Worked at the M-Den 3 years


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] possible Marfan's case [Title]

Output: possible Marfan's case


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] man Brandon is really increasing the WOW factor [Title]

Output: man Brandon is really


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I was 7 when Remy hit this kick. I went out in the backyard and practiced field goals for like 3 hours. [Title]

Output: I was 7 when Remy hit this


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I would love to be this bad and still keep my job [Title]

Output: I would love to be this bad


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Title]

Output: so what, who cares?


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] this can't end well [Title]

Output: this can't end well


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDAq5tyfk9E [Title]


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Best i've seen yet, really gave me chills [Title]

Output: Best i've seen yet, really


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Great day to be a shamrock! How does the team look this year? Pumped to see we have some kids bound for UofM -c/o 2005 [Title]

Output: Great day to wear blue and white!


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title]

Output: you get a car!


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I feel like i'm watching Iceland vs. Team USA [Title]

Output: D2 anyone?


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I had a feeling he had some Pryor knowledge [Title]

Output: I had a feeling he had some


Input: [Date] 4 years 24 weeks ago [Body] It's hard to take this kid seriously looking at the Bo/Yoda pic on the front page of QBForce.com [Title]

Output: qbforce


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Brown Tide [Title]

Output: Brown Tide


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] An old friend of mine designed the course. Pretty cool! [Title]

Output: friend designed it


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It is my goal to bike across the lower 48 within the next 10 years. I won't mind taking the time off to do it. Potential employers (and current for me) would see that as a positive that a very small proportion of society ever contemplates. It speaks to your character. I think it's common to take 1 month minimum which is still nearly 100 miles per day. Even more optimistic would be to race in the Race Across America - goes from San Diego to Atlantic City, NJ and you only get 12 days 2 hrs. Winners typically do it in 8 days. It's crazy. [Title]

Output: My goal


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I've wanted Miles here for a while. I'd love to see it. [Title]

Output: count me in


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Body] I'm glad to get that right finally. It must have been a rumor back in the day that I still remember as being "correct." [Title]

Output: Thanks


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Body] I'm pretty sure this was the 2nd Ultimate Warrior... the first one died shortly after taking over the spotlight way back when. True, yes? Weird! [Title]

Output: #2


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] Very well put! And let's not forget that an OC worth his salt can adapt his offense to the players he's got. Michigan has a terrific athlete in Devin Gardner. I hope Nuss can take advantage of Devin's talents. [Title]

Output: Indeed


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] I'd rather they play a better opponent becuase Michigan seems to play up or down to the competition. It'll be a close game. Michigan plays terribly out west. Michigan probably loses in annoying fashion. I wish I had reasons to make me feel otherwise. Still, you can bet your ass I'll be watching and cheering on my team and HOPING for something good. [Title]

Output: I don't feel great about it


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] Poop, I thought I had that right. Thanks for correcting. I'll have to check out that book as well... sounds great. [Title]

Output: Poop, I thought I had that


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] I work next door (museums annex... also to be torn down) and will also have to relocate. The reason both buildings are going is they are building another biology/science building. Ruthven will be renovated into new "pay to play" labs. This area will look quite different. [Title]

Output: new times


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Cadel seems to be riding very well this year... I think he'll be in stronger contention than he was last year. Cadel is the team leader so they'll ride for him. It could get interesting later in the race though. I have a feeling that if last year were to repeat itself, Cadel would have his team support TVG and go for the podium. [Title]

Output: Cadel seems to be riding very


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Definitely expecting an awesome Tour this year. Lots of big guns are back (though Wiggins is out again) and the course is fricking amazing. A mountain-top finish on the penultimate stage (versus the usual TT) will be very cool, especially if the GC is a close call. I'm very excited for le Tour to begin in case it wasn't apparent! [Title]

Output: Definitely expecting an


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Wow, that kid is fast. I would absolutely love it if the kid chose Michigan... but I'm with Ace and don't think we'll see him leave Louisiana for Ann Arbor. Let's hope I'm wrong! [Title]

Output: Wow, that kid is fast. I


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I just watched "An Unexpected Journey" last night! [Title]

Output: Awesome timing!


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I honestly can see them winning all of those games next year... as long as they play sound, disciplined football. [Title]

Output: 12-0


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] But man it's going to be against one of Georgia, Florida, S. or LSU. Shit, I hope Michigan has ALL of their players back and fully healthy for that one! [Title]

Output: Cap one perhaps


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Or amazing, however you want to look at it. I thought he was severly concussed after that hit. He couldn't even stand on his own. I really hope, for his sake, that there's no Tomfoolery going on with the coaching staff and doctors so they will clear him to play. In all honesty though, it's great he's been cleared as that would indicate that there's nothing wrong. I hate to see those players get hurt, no matter who they play for. [Title]

Output: It does seem odd


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] is the biggest mystery to me. I thought for sure they'd get dropped out of the rankings this week. Both Texas and WVU got their asses handed to them in both losses. The Big Ten rep is the reason for Michigan being ranked where they are... but I do NOT think those two teams should be ranked ahead of UM. Just annoying. [Title]

Output: This one...


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] These players seem to have a great focus each week. No let down against Purdue or Illinois even after each game became a sure victory. I see this game playing out a lot like last year's game at Illinois. You never really felt like Illinois would win because the defense kept shutting them down. Eventually, Michigan's offense will put up a bunch of points and put the game out of reach. Lincoln at night... I don't see that as being enough for Nebraska to beat Michigan this year. [Title]

Output: Yes, win indeed


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Body] It's already been delayed one day... and now another. Well, you can sign up for alerts if you still want to watch it live. Hopefully it'll happen within the next couple of days. [Title]

Output: Crap


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Michigan 28 Notre Dame 20 [Title]

Output: Michigan wins


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Even before this game I thought 9-3 would be about right. They do have depth back there and I think they'll turn into a good unit once again. We just have to hope they don't lose any more starters. And I'm not convinced that ND or Neb are losses by any stretch. [Title]

Output: I agree


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I used this site to watch The Game last year and it worked out well. I recommend it... it's also free. [Title]

Output: justin.tv


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I will get behind Hoke's decision either way on this one. But it bothers me how everyone is so quick to be judge, jury, and executioner. I really don't think it will be a huge difference if Fitz is not playing. I think Rawls will stand in quite well. [Title]

Output: Actually, I agree with you


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] What if this had happened back in January? Would you still sit him or would he have served his penalty during those months? And how long does it take to work off that mistake? Will he be benched because this was a recent mistake? Sitting a game is not the only penalty, that's my point. Also, I appreciate the snark and sarcasm. For the record, I do have an advanced degree from U of M... I have a LOT of pride in that accomplishment and I do feel that we as UM students and grads have a higher standard to uphold. I just don't necessarily agree with you all about sitting Fitz. Whatever Coach Hoke decides is the right choice in my opinion. As for MilkSteak, a shower will make you clean again after the victory in Dallas. :0) [Title]

Output: Someone else made a good point


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Someone that has thought this out a bit more than just saying, "We are Michigan and we are morally superior to everyone else." Thanks for that. I was beginning to think I was the only one. [Title]

Output: Wow good point


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] ever gets a DUI! I'm sure it's happened many times. Glass houses my friends. If Fitz plays, who of you will be pissed off after Michigan wins?! No one. An above poster was correct, we are not the SEC. But we are playing the SEC. Something to keep in mind. I don't see a problem with Fitz playing. He's paid a price than none of us know anything about so all the judge Judy's out there should shut up. If he sits, he sits. If he plays you'll get over it. [Title]

Output: God forbid anyone on this board...


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Then you can see boobs and football at the same time. Win! [Title]

Output: South Beach


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Newcastle doesn't hold a candle to nearly every other brown ale I can think of. And it's British. Are you too good for Amurrican burr? p.s. High Life Lite is the answer if the question is, "What beer can I drink literally all day long and not get sloppy drunk?" [Title]

Output: Boo to you sir


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] :0) It's much better than Budweiser. No rice or fillers and it's made in Ann Arbor. And their drinking den is cool too. [Title]

Output: You shut your whore mouth


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] We are better fans. Better how? Just better. And after Michigan wins, Alabama fans will be happily invited to UM tailgates. Cheers, bitches. [Title]

Output: The more important point that you make...


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Body] -1 for poor OPSEC [Title]

Output: -1 for poor OPSEC


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Plus one to you, sir, for your consistency between threads and making your reply work to both. It's a great reference, to boot. [Title]

Output: Consistency


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] so I didn't have spring break. And I'm in 10 week semesters, so my current semester is almost over. And I'm doing it in my evenings as I'm currently working full time. However, I appreciate the "out" you've provided. [Title]

Output: Not doing grad school at U of M


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I might just be able to keep not studying for a while, though I expect my want for sleep will drive me to a rush job slash mediocre project. Gotta love the apathetic light at the end of the tunnel. [Title]

Output: With your help


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Your parenthetic post script highlights an interesting question: If an emoticon is used to end a parenthetic comment, does that in fact close the parenthesis? - Deep thoughts from some guy who doesn't want to work on a crappy grad school project. [Title]

Output: Formatting Question


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] I'm samesies! OMG! [Title]

Output: Samesies


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] A double IPA from a local micro brew. If you're in NOVA, I suggest you check out Mad Fox. Worth your time. [Title]

Output: Local brew


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Thank you very much. I will look in to procuring these. [Title]

Output: Thank you


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I've been working on my scotch knowledge for a handful of years now and wouldn't mind actually getting smart on it. Might help me branch out from my comfort zone of Speysides. [Title]

Output: book title?


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I can't recall when it was, but I think it was in the second quarter; Ezeh was in a on a tackle on 1st down, solo tackle the next play, and on 3rd down batted down the pass. He totally came to play and deserves the week off from bashing. [Title]

Output: Ezeh was responsible for an entire set of downs


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I should have been more clear in my original post. My argument is that an intentional grounding should be treated as a sack. A loss of down, distance, and the clock runs. Otherwise the offense gains something they wouldn't otherwise have had if they'd gotten sacked. [Title]

Output: Clock vs yardage


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] But I believe I owe this piece of knowledge to the MGoBoard from some time over summer. Either that or wikipedia. [Title]

Output: Thank you


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Those most be Buckeye children. I heard Krampus is Brutus' cousin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus [Title]

Output: Krampus


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I'm really hoping this is a reference to "Earnest Goes to Jail" because that would make my evening. [Title]

Output: lower case "j"s


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I totally agree that bringing a variety of blitzes would help out our defense greatly. However, and please correct me if I'm wrong, hasn't one of Gerg's themes been conservative playcalling? He isn't exaclty known for his blitzes, right? At this point I'm great with the gamble of blitzing and hoping we get useful pressure as opposed to bend-fatigue-plastic deformation-break defense. [Title]

Output: Moar blitzing


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I think BG was calling for 4 down lineman because he feels that our D line would be a greater source of strength as opposed to our linebacking corp or our defensive backs. I don't think he's saying that three down linemen can't work, just that one should play to their strengths. [Title]

Output: 3-4 vs 3-3-5 vs 4-3


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] It's the Silverfox she's hunting. [Title]

Output: I don't think she's concerned with RR


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I never even heard of it during my time on campus. It wasn't until I cross paths with someone who graduated the year ahead of me in Portland, OR that I learned the game. I then played the next time I was in AA and wondered what rock I lived under during undergrad. [Title]

Output: Interesting you should mention that game


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] +1 for your avatar. Growing up my dad had to learn to do a "Grover" voice, which was awesome when he'd read "Resting Places". http://www.amazon.com/Lovable-Grovers-Resting-Places-Pictureback/dp/0394... [Title]

Output: +1


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I'd like a to a SFW pic from Boat Night. [Title]

Output: Boat Night


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] It's hard to miss "landmarks" from one's hometown. [Title]

Output: Hometown


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Why do you have the Huron lightship as your avatar? Are you from PoHo? [Title]

Output: Your avatar


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] You've got some splainin' to do. [Title]

Output: Lucy


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] of penii. That's my favorite way to pluralize it. [Title]

Output: +1 for the use


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I'm going to a wedding this Saturday where the service is at 2 and the reception is at 5. That means that I get the first half before the reception starts. I'm also planning on taking a leave of absence from the reception if it's close in the 4th quarter (which I am expecting to do). Either way, I too object to fall weddings. To make matters worse, the two people getting married are both U of M alums, but I'm quite certain that they don't even know that it's football season. [Title]

Output: How long is the break between the service and reception?


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I went to a U of M / WMU game in K-zoo while I was in school and they were handing out "Black Out" shirts with I think "Fox Sports" sponsorship on it. I'm sure someone would be willing to pay to have their advertising worn by 109k+ people. Are we willing to "sell out" like that? I'd be OK with it if that meant having a very well coordinated color scheme. As a note, I do realize the difference in magnitude between a hockey arena and the Big House. [Title]

Output: One way to offset the costs


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Were you going for the play on words? [Title]

Output: We've unfortunately gotten burned too much.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Let's just hope he's more successful than Snidely was in his dastardly deeds. Also, does this mean that Rocko Khoury and David Moosman got in his way last year? [Title]

Output: Let's just hope he's more


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] +1 for the use of "wackadoos" [Title]

Output: +1


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Given the circumstances [Body]

Output: Given the circumstances surrounding Penn State and considering some of the other issues that have popped up as of late throughout the NCAA, does anyone else get the feeling we may be hearing of other violations/cover-ups over the next year or two?


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Not really sure we need to [Body]

Output: Not really sure we need to concern ourselves with signing another DB. All I'm really concerned with at this point is Treadwell. It'd be nice to get Green as well but we can always pick up an elite back in next years class.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Being a Kent State grad, I'm [Body]

Output: Being a Kent State grad, I'm pretty familiar with Ohio (not that Ohio). They are streaky behind the arc, very quick, and athletic. They rank near the top of NCAA in steals. When their shots are dropping they can be a load. At the same time, they dont' really have a lot of height under the rim and rely almost exclusively on their guards to make plays. I'm still trying to decide whether I like this matchup. Additional Note: Walter Offutt, a transfer from Ohio (yes that Ohio), plays for Bobcats. He has had a very good year and was a regular contributor for Buckeyes as a freshman.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I was just talking with a [Body]

Output: I was just talking with a friend of mine and we mutually agreed that Ty Isaac would need to have his head examined if he doesn't choose Michigan.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] The recruits keep on coming! [Body]

Output: The recruits keep on coming! It's almost noon in Ohio and my Miller Lite is well stocked in my refrigerator.....anyone care to celebrate?


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Well he didn't have a "non [Body]

Output: Well he didn't have a "non committable" offer from Ohio, must not be very good! I'm hoping you detect the sarcasm


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] I spoke with an Ohio fan who [Body]

Output: I spoke with an Ohio fan who explained (a) Michigan's O-Line haul in 2012 and thus far in 2013 is irrelevant because Ohio garnered the top D-Line class in 2012. And (b) the commits with offers from both schools chose MIchigan because they didn't have "Commitable" offers from Ohio State. He can't seem to accept that Hoke and the UM staff have beat Meyer to the punch on several recruits (getting in early). Discussing football and recruiting with Ohio fans sometimes reminds of of talking to my 9 year old nephew.


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Title] Either he's a closet Michigan [Body]

Output: Either he's a closet Michigan fan or is simply being affable.


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Title] This is good news! We'll [Body]

Output: This is good news! We'll have an opportunity to see BWC and QWash tonight, albeit against a weak offensive front. Pipkins will need to step it up EARLY next year as we will need him in a relief role at the very least, possibly as a starter.


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Title] I like them. Looking back I [Body]

Output: I like them. Looking back I recall the stripes on the sleeves of the away jerseys. Aside from some of the finer details such as the numbers they do look much better on the players. I can only hope that the white pants are NEVER EVER worn again however. I have spoken with a few friends this week and, according to principle, I understand the reticence to accept this alternative jersey thing. In many ways I completely agree. Yet, it appears to be a vogue marketing and recruiting tool and hey, at least the three different looks we've sported haven't made us look like complete clowns (uh MSU, MD, OR)


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Title] I just spoke to a friend of [Body]

Output: I just spoke to a friend of mine who grew up in Pittsburgh. His words were "Pitt needs to fire their AD immediately." First, the moron hired Haywood without conducting a background check and thus was unaware that he had been arrested on domestic assault charges. Next, he chooses Graham over Bradley.


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Not to worry about Dymonte, [Body]

Output: Not to worry about Dymonte, love it! Maybe Urban will use his premonitions of death and dreams of players in Ohio uniforms while he fulfills his new "Dream Job" as recruiting tactics.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] WolvinLA2 has revealed [Body]

Output: WolvinLA2 has revealed himself as my tour guide when I was a HS student considering Umich.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] My best friend's sister's [Body]

Output: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Harbaugh pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Because it is already posted [Body]

Output: Because it is already posted below


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Omg Bama took him he must be [Body]

Output: Omg Bama took him he must be better


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] There are dozens of different [Body]

Output: There are dozens of different arrhythmias. Some are genetic or congenital, while others are due to degenerative changes in heart muscle tissue. He probably has an accessory electric pathway in his heart that is short-circuiting his normal heartbeat. She will undergo an ablation procedure which should simply eliminate that pathway.


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] pointing [Body]

Output: The spiral point from Mattison at 0:53 and the traditional point from Hoke at 0:58 are both pretty epic


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Good luck guys [Body]

Output: Enjoy the day!


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Live and Die [Body]

Output: For CC High


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] @ Buffalo Billiards (DC alumni bar) [Body]

Output: There were several cries of his name when they showed him after the second TD. Made my day.


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Worked at the M-Den 3 years [Body]

Output: We would do custom jerseys, but anytime a name was involved, we checked it against the current roster (the rule applies to current players only). We were pretty careful because, as the official retailer of the athletic dept., they could get in trouble if we sold something like that. That being said, i'm sure other non M-Den businesses would put the name on.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] possible Marfan's case [Body]

Output: possible Marfan's case


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] man Brandon is really [Body]

Output: man Brandon is really increasing the WOW factor


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I was 7 when Remy hit this [Body]

Output: I was 7 when Remy hit this kick. I went out in the backyard and practiced field goals for like 3 hours.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I would love to be this bad [Body]

Output: I would love to be this bad and still keep my job


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Title] this can't end well [Body]

Output: this can't end well


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Title] http://www.youtube.com/watch? [Body]


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Best i've seen yet, really [Body]

Output: Best i've seen yet, really gave me chills


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Great day to wear blue and white! [Body]

Output: Great day to be a shamrock! How does the team look this year? Pumped to see we have some kids bound for UofM -c/o 2005


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Title] D2 anyone? [Body]

Output: I feel like i'm watching Iceland vs. Team USA


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I had a feeling he had some [Body]

Output: I had a feeling he had some Pryor knowledge


Input: [Date] 4 years 24 weeks ago [Title] qbforce [Body]

Output: It's hard to take this kid seriously looking at the Bo/Yoda pic on the front page of QBForce.com


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] Brown Tide [Body]

Output: Brown Tide


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Title] If I'm not mistaken, it [Body]

Output: If I'm not mistaken, it doesn't derive from the Yip actually. The Yip was due to a player on the other team being named Yip, thus when he was handling the puck there were Yips being yelled. This comes, I believe, from an opposing coach who would make that noise during the power play on the breakout to signal a certain breakout from their zone. The students, upon hearing that noise (I want to say against Miami Ohio), proceeded to make it in an obnoxious cheer that is fun to do. That's just what I think the story is, but I don't know. I can tell you I have had season tickets since 1996, and the cheer started about 3 or 4 years ago, and it is definitly not from the Yip.


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Title] There are some ridiculous [Body]

Output: There are some ridiculous courses around Ann Arbor, but the Monster course at Hudson Mills is by far the craziest. The Monster hole is the longest hole I have ever heard of (like 1038 feet ). That shit is CRAZY. And to anyone who has never tried playing disc golf, its easy and awesome. Why pay hundreds for golf clubs and pay for tee times when you can outfit yourself in top of the line discing gear for like 40 bucks (less for not as sweet stuff). Do yourself a favor, try it


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Title] I'm sorry, but the preeminent [Body]

Output: I'm sorry, but the preeminent dynasty in American sports? They have won 4 out of 11. That isn't a dynasty, especially when two of those came at the very start of that period. They are a good team, but not a dynasty at all. If you want a dynasty look at the Patriots. What they have done is far more impressive than what the Wings have done.


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Dallas didn't actually pick [Body]

Output: Dallas didn't actually pick today, so they performed the worst talent acquisition wise


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Rhett Bomar is by far the [Body]

Output: Rhett Bomar is by far the best Senior QB in the draft. He just isn't getting the MSM media attention because he is from a small school. You may remember him from getting kicked off of Oklahoma a few years ago. He is going to be a 2nd round pick, maybe early 3rd.


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Title] They are showing the games [Body]

Output: They are showing the games that average fans want to watch. Looking at the marquee and seeing Crosby is better than Blues vs. Wings any day. The league actually is doing it right. Market the stars, bring in the crowds, then move to mass appeal.


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Actually, these mock drafts [Body]

Output: Actually, these mock drafts are pretty accurate not in specific picks, but in the areas of where people will go. Sure Taylor may not go to the Jags, but McShay feels that he is a fourth round talent, and that the Jags might be looking for a DT in that round. Look at them like a tourney bracket (albeit with over 200 games to pick), not a firm prediction of every pick.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Actually most pro-style [Body]

Output: Actually most pro-style offenses would love to have him. He was a big time recruit with NFL size and a cannon arm. Not to mention that it is not hard to offer a kid one of 85 spots on your roster if he meets these criteria. Worst-case scenario for the tea is he transfers in and takes up a scholarship for 2 years (letting him go before his 5th year). It is actually a good situation for them, he can sit for a year and learn the offense and then play for two years.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Its not a bad thing. There [Body]

Output: Its not a bad thing. There is a basic rule in the NFL, if you don't have a franchise quarterback you don't pass on a franchise quarterback. If he is smart, he will follow this rule and then use his other first round pick to get a guy to protect his new investment (a stud LT). Combined with Cherilus from last year the O-Line will be better and there will be a competent QB to run the offense.


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Minus the safety... [Body]

Output: Minus the safety...


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Actually what froze Stevie [Body]

Output: Actually what froze Stevie Brown on that play was a pump fake towards the outside reciever who was standing there like he was running a bubble screen. Stevie went to cover the pass and Coner took off. It wasn't a great play by any means for Stevie, but he was probably figuring that Cone would not run since he is slow so he covered the more likely option in his mind. You used to see that stuff in the NFL too when Vick was playing, he would throw a pump fake 5 yards past the line of scrimmage and NFL linebackers would jump to block the pass. I don't blame Stevie on that one, and if it was someone other than him people would probably just let it go.


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Warren was in a cast sitting [Body]

Output: Warren was in a cast sitting in a chair according to the radio guys. He was on the sideline though. And for the D-Line, both Martin and Van Bergen didn't play, so that is two starters missing.


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] We could hold out hope for a [Body]

Output: We could hold out hope for a Brazilian game. If you have ever watched the World Cup, you know that Brazilian games bring out all of the babes. They are the hottest nation on Earth. Maybe we could get Brazil vs. Sweden. That way you can have your tan brunettes and your glowing blondes.


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] It may not be all of ELPD, [Body]

Output: It may not be all of ELPD, but only a few officers. I know that at my small school, there is one officer who has single-handedly arrested 5 people I know on individual occasions and harassed many more of them. He circles through the college areas, but makes his living circling the big freshman dorm stopping tons of kids. I think some officers can be Steven Segal fans that want to be like their idol, but like Super Unknown said, there can be fine cops as well.


Input: [Date] 6 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Oh my god. Someone else who [Body]

Output: Oh my god. Someone else who was upset by that! I was at the Hash Bash too, and I was appalled by the number of green shirts and State jerseys I saw. It was outrageous.


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Title] I LOL'd [Body]

Output: I LOL'd


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Punctuation! Its what people [Body]

Output: Punctuation! Its what people do!


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Bummer man. I like the Ann [Body]

Output: Bummer man. I like the Ann Arbor news. They had a cool sports section and there wasn't much cooler than being mentioned in the Prep Report. I am going to be one who will truly miss them. Now the question becomes what will happen with that building downtown? Maybe more room for google?


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] His mother looks like an [Body]

Output: His mother looks like an alligator.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] It seems like every time he [Body]

Output: It seems like every time he hit someone he was intending serious pain. Looks like an animal out there.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Ya dude, its only Brian that [Body]

Output: Ya dude, its only Brian that is bad luck. Maize N'Brew has been hosting Live Blogs for the past couple. But if Brian does it not only will it make us lose, but the nation of Sri Lanka may actually implode on itself. Its one thing to lose a basketball game, but impacting world politics is not OK.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] You never know man, some [Body]

Output: You never know man, some people are terribly uninformed on the internet. And its noce to know that you think im better than that. Its nice to know someone cares...


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Umm, I dont know if this is a [Body]

Output: Umm, I dont know if this is a joke, but he does have a bastard child...


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] *Don Cherry [Body]

Output: *Don Cherry


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Yes. Once we agree on a [Body]

Output: Yes. Once we agree on a contract, which will happen in the next week. Then it becomes official, but at this point it is only a proposed game, as UM hasn't actually officially accepted.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I would like to see ND, or [Body]

Output: I would like to see ND, or maybe Minnesota. Potentially BC too, because that would be a matchup of epic proportions. The other team should be in the top 10 consistently, so as to make it a good game.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I would hate to see the Wings [Body]

Output: I would hate to see the Wings there for a few reasons. First, the Michigan part of the game would be overshadowed and it would become an outdoor Wings game with an accompanying Michigan game. I would hate to see the Big House covered in red jerseys. Second, that would make for a really long ordeal. One game in sub-freezing weather is ok, two games is about 6 hours outside in the freezing cold. Third, some of the Wings fans will only go to their team's game, so if we play first there will not be a full crowd for a while, maybe into the third period. That would suck because our boys deserve to play in front of the full 108,000. And if it is second, there will be early leavers. Fourth, I just hate the Wings and seeing their fans try to look like they know about Michigan hockey to their even dumber Wings fan friend "Hagelin is from Finland. He is really good, but not as big as I would like to see." I never want to hear one of those fake-hockey-loving fuckers talk about MY team. We have enough fans thank you, I don't need posers from the suburbs of Detroit Fifth, I don't trust non-college hockey fans to appreciate our team. They may go "Oh Michigan is good, but its not NHL hockey" which is true, but that is only because college hockey is better and more pure than that NHL drivel. Finally, not really a point but I would tailgate for this thing all day. We need to make this an event that lasts a day, not just the 3 hours in the Big House.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] They arent gonna trade [Body]

Output: They arent gonna trade him Once he gets over his little bitch fit he will be a Bronco


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Agreed. We don't need bad [Body]

Output: Agreed. We don't need bad mojo. Next year mess around if you want to, but this year all of our bases have to be covered.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] As someone who cleaned the [Body]

Output: As someone who cleaned the stadium in High School, I can say that those papers were the devil. I don't care how much info was in them, they got left behind by everyone and then the morning dew would turn them into a god damn layer of wet paper that had to be raked up. You have never been truly frustrated until you spend your Sunday morning (like 8) raking wet newspapers off of concrete.


Input: [Date] 4 hours 23 sec ago [Title] Thankfully Michigan hasn't [Body]

Output: Thankfully Michigan hasn't lost 50 scholarship players to attrition this year.


Input: [Date] 4 hours 3 min ago [Title] The Chronicles of Narnia [Body]

Output: The Chronicles of Narnia


Input: [Date] 6 hours 53 min ago [Title] That shows his bias against [Body]

Output: That shows his bias against Rodriguez. It is not uncommon for up and coming teams to get smoked in bowl games because that's the nature of it. The coach gets his team to overachieve and they get paired up with a more talented and better team in the bowl game.


Input: [Date] 6 hours 57 min ago [Title] "Not a great analyst" is just [Body]

Output: "Not a great analyst" is just about the kindest way you could have said it.


Input: [Date] 9 hours 34 min ago [Title] Serious question [Body]

Output: Are gambling sites legal?


Input: [Date] 1 day 1 hour ago [Title] Hopefully Rudock will play so [Body]

Output: Hopefully Rudock will play so well that everyone learns to spell his name correctly.


Input: [Date] 1 day 20 hours ago [Title] Mathematically speaking one [Body]

Output: Mathematically speaking one team HAS to play 8 games, I think. How is this team determined?


Input: [Date] 1 day 20 hours ago [Title] Mainly July baseball. Too far [Body]

Output: Mainly July baseball. Too far from the start of the season to be interesting and too far from the end of the season to be tense. Just plain boring.


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Title] July is the worst month for [Body]

Output: July is the worst month for sports and it's not even close. So glad to almost be through with it.


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Title] While that is entirely [Body]

Output: While that is entirely possible it is hard to imagine what kind of news involving a hospital could possibly cause a marketing director to think "oh man I need to tell my social media team to tone it down on this subject before it comes out."


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Title] Oic. I skimmed through too [Body]

Output: Oic. I skimmed through too quickly. That is odd. Otoh it is so odd that it seems like you can't make it up.


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Title] Last night at 11:30pm would [Body]

Output: Last night at 11:30pm would have been about 12 hrs after the suspensions were announced.


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Title] Probably because there are [Body]

Output: Probably because there are MSU and OSU fans who are patients if the UM health system? That part makes sense. I think the weird part is that this seems like a strange source for a news story like this to first come out.


Input: [Date] 2 days 5 hours ago [Title] We can keep joking about it [Body]

Output: We can keep joking about it but you know that in three years when they fire Del Rio Harbaugh's name will be all over the NFL media as the top candidate for the position.


Input: [Date] 2 days 5 hours ago [Title] Is it even worth it to ask [Body]

Output: Is it even worth it to ask about player/position competition, etc? They haven't even practiced yet with the coaches. How could that possibly have changed since the spring?


Input: [Date] 2 days 6 hours ago [Title] AFAIK those examples you [Body]

Output: AFAIK those examples you cited were trademarked by the individual, not their employer. This seems totally different.


Input: [Date] 2 days 6 hours ago [Title] Still seems like down the [Body]

Output: Still seems like down the road he could sue them on the basis of coercion or something if things fall apart (as has happened with every OSU coach in the last century or so).


Input: [Date] 2 days 6 hours ago [Title] We need a lawyer to weigh in [Body]

Output: We need a lawyer to weigh in on this. This seems unconstitutional.


Input: [Date] 2 days 6 hours ago [Title] Whiney underdog is Michigan [Body]

Output: Whiney underdog is Michigan State's entire identity. If they were to lose that identity they would be lost in the wilderness. He recognizes that and pushes it. The unfortunate thing for MSU is that this makes it difficult for them to recruit truly elite talent, and you can't sustain a program for decades on that philosophy. They are good right now but this won't last forever.


Input: [Date] 2 days 7 hours ago [Title] Does that mean no Bacon today [Body]

Output: Does that mean no Bacon today on 1050?


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Title] I believe it is only open [Body]

Output: I believe it is only open May-September or something.


Input: [Date] 2 days 17 hours ago [Title] What a coincidence that movie [Body]

Output: What a coincidence that movie is playing right now on AMC.


Input: [Date] 2 days 18 hours ago [Title] Now that's what I call a [Body]

Output: Now that's what I call a close encounter.


Input: [Date] 2 days 21 hours ago [Title] I kind of understand the line [Body]

Output: I kind of understand the line of thinking that basically says "you can only improve so much in one year." The thing is, we were all saying that after Hoke/Mattison took over for Rrod/GERG, I believe the rhetoric around here was "Mattison would be a genius savant if they can improve into the top 50 on defense." They finished 16th. We also said that about Urban at OSU, a team that had gone 6-7 in 2011 and was ranked around 110 in total offense, and look how that turned out. I'm not predicting an undefeated season but elite coaches can turn things around very quickly.


Input: [Date] 2 days 23 hours ago [Title] It's funny how Buckeye fans [Body]

Output: It's funny how Buckeye fans accuse US of worshipping our coach like he's a deity.


Input: [Date] 2 days 23 hours ago [Title] Beaver. But strangely it [Body]

Output: Beaver. But strangely it smelled like fish.


Input: [Date] 2 days 23 hours ago [Title] I can't stand listening to [Body]

Output: I can't stand listening to Huge most of the time, but somehow he seems to do very good interviews.


Input: [Date] 2 days 23 hours ago [Title] Okay but if you put a "solid" [Body]

Output: Okay but if you put a "solid" QB on last year's team who has a very good TO ratio, does that make a difference in our record? There is also the fact that the position coaches were massively upgraded at almost every spot. Also, more importantly, in any other season preview if you were to say "mostly the same football team" (i.e. tons of returning starters) it would foreshadow a HUGE improvement in overall performance, but for some reason for many this is somehow a bad thing. I will add, many seem to think there is no talent on this team. Look at the offer lists of the guys in the 2 deep. Most of them, if they had not come here, would have gone to places like Ohio State, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, MSU among other schools who seem to do a great job finding talent. It will take some molding but talent is definitely there.


Input: [Date] 3 days 49 min ago [Title] The old Shea Stadium. It [Body]

Output: The old Shea Stadium. It sucked. Not really much else to add.


Input: [Date] 3 days 1 hour ago [Title] I never realized that Crystal [Body]

Output: I never realized that Crystal Ballz were so strictly regulated.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The students [Body]

Output: Expect the students to get there late.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Agreed [Body]

Output: Dead on. Friends on the sideline during the game also told me that Cole ignored a punt call by his coach leading to his suspension. Also, Cole's jawing with the refs lead to his personal fouls, not sure if that was already established in this thread.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Steve Elmer [Body]

Output: Most of us remember being a little disappointed that Elmer picked nd instead of the good guys. I have family connection to the Elmer family and got the scoop. During a recruiting visit to a uofm home game, Steve was so turned off by what he perceived to be way too much student drunkeness. After that, Michigan was no longer a serious option for him. Add that to his family's religious values, it was an easy nd pick for him.


Input: [Date] 52 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Kenny [Body]

Output: A lot people are going to tell you to not to use drugs. However, when you have really good drugs, or lots of drugs, you don't need those people. Pack the bowl good tonite, we don't have to worry about bball practice tomorrow.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Izzo [Body]

Output: Get the fuck off my court


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] Please Give Points Back [Body]

Output: A few years ago....I lost 40 MGO points on a thread where I criticized B Cissoko for his off the field arrests. All of the blue bloods here were angered with my post. Let me take this opportunity to ask you this: Guess who was fucking right? Please restore my 40 worthless MGO points. Yes, I am still mad about this. Haha..................................... Another thing, I read the 300 something posts in this thread. This WLA posse sounds like a bunch of bitch ass clowns. If these were some of the guys that Brian banned, then Brian is a damn genius.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] i say [Body]

Output: I guess I was a little surprised reading the snowflakes thread with a lot of ppl more down on the M defense than I was. They gave up 23 points, 3 fgs included. Most of the game we rushed 4 guys against a 6 man O line. Few teams in the country are gonna generate a good rush off that. Our LBs looked to be 6-7 yards past the los, pretty much conceding a 5 yard ND rush. Playing with 2 deep safeties as well most of the time. NDs RB, i forget his name, had great burst, which I think ND RBs have lacked in recent years. I didn't like how we clearly telegraphed our 4 man rushes too many times. Ramon Taylor had a good game, tackling machine.My bottom line point is this was totally bend don't break game plan for the defense. With our alignments, I don't see how ppl could think the defense could do a whole lot better than what they did.


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] Fine [Body]

Output: Msu had issues of its own a few years back, with 3 mens bball players accused of a gang rape. If I remember correctly the MSP wanted charges filed but the ADA balked. I would guess the rcmb folks have forgotten all about that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] Quick mods [Body]

Output: Distract the masses by creating a new Rich Rod thread. By the time anyone realizes what just happened, it will be CMU week. Did L. Carr really leave the cupboard blank when RR took over? I am dying to know what the ppl think.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Title] ?? [Body]

Output: Jared Shanker  @JShankerESPN 20m Previewing the #Michigan BBQ, which will have the No. 1 player nationally in attendance http://es.pn/19mkn0T via @ESPNMichigan


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Fuck you [Body]

Output: Get the fuck off my court izzo. Yes, it's relevant


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Izzo [Body]

Output: Get the fuck off my court Signed Trey Burke


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Title] You buddy [Body]

Output: WolverineHistorian, he brings a dimension to the board that nobody else brings.


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Title] ?? [Body]

Output: Anyone else a little skittish that he's already been committed twice so far? I know Michigan is a far better program than Neb or Pitt. I guess I havent followed his recruitment much, but it raises my eyebrows a little.


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Yup [Body]

Output: indeed


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] thanks Rob [Body]

Output: America needs more divisive comments now more than ever. Does anyone watch First Take even? Other than 30 for 30, most programming on espn is total garbage.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Time to Loot [Body]

Output: I say we go into Madison and take the recruits we want, then we take their finest coeds and best whiskey and throw them into burlap sacks and take them home. Sorry, havent slept in days.


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Title] kenpom [Body]

Output: had Miami has the 8th best ACC team going into this game. Get the Fuck off my court Izzo- says Miami


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] BISB [Body]

Output: Thank you for your service to our community To honor you, here is a pic of a just married cow.


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] Hoke [Body]

Output: Not going to Gardner in the Nebraska game was one of Hokes greatest blunders in his time here. Possibly costing a shot in the big ten championship as the op said. However, he's made plenty of good moves here, so I can deal.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] fuck ya [Body]

Output: Dileo! Dill e OOOOOOOOO.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] meh [Body]

Output: I had her first


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Young [Body]

Output: FWIW, I live in Troy and all the buzz is Young has major attitude issues. Sure, you can be a Kentucky and overlook the attitude thing and it probably won't be a chemistry killer there. At a MSU or UofM, I think he would be poison. Edit: Young played @ Troy High before Roch


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] stream? [Body]

Output: stream? game is on MLB network correct?


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Still no Upton pics? [Body]

Output: Who have we become? Ferns, good choice brother.


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Please [Body]

Output: Can we get 70 Kate Upton pics instead? Oh, right. This is supposed to be about Ferns.


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] well [Body]

Output: someone really likes mups


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] meh [Body]

Output: I guess I am one of those ppl to think that the cover-up extended into the university and coaching staff. I think people will look @ this and say, well, we got the bad guy. I think that will be the PSU response for one. I want to see the PSU ADs (or whomever) on trial, see another jury where 1/2 of them have a connection the university. See how that plays out next. I see a whole coaching staff that perhaps knowingly sat silent along with the ADs. Could some of these kids been spared? If this ends with Sandusky getting convicted and nothing more. It's not good enough for me.


Input: [Date] 3 years 10 weeks ago [Title] Fuck Rosenberg [Body]


Input: [Date] 3 days 15 hours ago [Title] I don't think that anyone can [Body]

Output: I don't think that anyone can be ruled out, especially when dealing with type A personalities competing against other type A personalities on a daily basis. I look at a case like Verlander or Roy Halladay and wonder if the drop off in performance (from elite to run of the mill) is not due to a positive test that was never made public, because there was no second positive test. I don't think it diminishes their accomplishments since such a large portion of the league was using, but I don't think that it makes their accomplishments any better either. Did you think Andy Pettite was using PED's?


Input: [Date] 3 days 16 hours ago [Title] Steroid Era [Body]

Output: So you are just going to assume that only hitters were juicing? The guys on the bump were doing every bit as much as the rest of them.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I love my career. [Body]

Output: I sell propane and propane accessories. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I always liked to think that if I hadn't broke my ankle back in '83, maybe I would have played for the Cowboys, but then I realize that Strickland Propane will always be the place for me.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sprints [Body]

Output: Sprint Cars on a dirt track. Favorite racer of all time is Bill Elliott. Second is Dick Trickle for obvious reasons.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] My usual go to [Body]

Output: Is a bottle opener. But you can always use a lighter, or any of the other things MacGyver types use to open those bottles.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Ya don't say? [Body]

Output: IBD


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Huh? [Body]

Output: It's like the world's most poorly timed April Fool's Day joke ever.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] DeWeaver? [Body]

Output: Is this why Messiah de-committed? I think that with Harbaugh, he could make any player a good quarterback, I tell ya what. Except for probably Bobby, that boy ain't right. Now Joseph on the other hand...


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Fool me once.... [Body]

Output: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times and I would begin to think maybe I was the problem. That or my doctor.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Who knew? [Body]

Output: You must drive like my great grandmother. Denver is a two hour drive from Laramie, Salt Lake City is a 7 hour drive from Laramie, you can enjoy the outdoors in peace, and there are no big pimply a-holes like you to bug the locals. Matter of fact, when I retire from Strickland, I might just move to a place like Laramie. Almost forgot about the water.... It's great there!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm so excited... [Body]

Output: "I'm so excited for the first week of winter conditioning, to get that started. Let's find out exactly what our intent is." Anybody else go from 6:00 to Midnight on that one? There is a plan, a process, and now a leader to ensure it is ruthlessly implemented. We are in good hands again.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Title] A head coach [Body]

Output: A head coach is typically minded one way or another (offense or defense). The biggest issue I believe you are overlooking is his leadership. His determination. All reasons he has turned around three programs (two of which were historically bad football wise) and would most likely win here. No one is claiming an inherent schematic advantage, just the hope that we will actually start to "out-physical" teams instead of just talking about it.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Best Harbaugh thread yet, [Body]

Output: Best Harbaugh thread yet, followed by the worst. What the fuck was that man?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] IBD [Body]

Output: Monkey Rodeo?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] ? [Body]

Output: First it was your gut and now it is in your bones...


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Also, [Body]

Output: At least this is worthy of a new thread. Good insight. IBD Can we get some monkey rodeo?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] WTF? [Body]

Output: You even got the "old saying" wrong!


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Title] You forgot one name. [Body]

Output: Bill Cowher is the S&C coach.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Thank you [Body]

Output: For your apology. It will be taken into consideration.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Malibu's Most Wanted [Body]

Output: Malibu's Most Wanted


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] He still has one advantage. [Body]

Output: He can hear what a good team sounds like.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Not for lack of trying? [Body]

Output: This is Michigan Fergodsakes.The job requires more effort than what has been put in, obviously. So yes, it has been for a lack of trying. Folksy football coach can't coach football. Hoke has been the loudest about "expectation", and they have not been met (outside of great practices), so we will stomp wherever we please.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Tricky situation. [Body]

Output: The coordinators see the team practice all week from field level, yet they watch the film of opposing defenses from a press-box vantage point. Aesthetically, it would seem that the view from the box would give you a much broader view of the game, and making it easier to pick up tendencies, coverages, weaknesses, etc. and exploit them. Forest for the trees argument. However, if the coaches, who are WELL into their coaching careers at this point and thus, presumably well versed (though this season is becoming a contradiction to this point) in all facets of their job see the game all week at field level, wouldn't you want that same experience on Saturdays? Just my two cents, now onto reality. The obvious answer is that Nuss probably wants to call plays from the booth, but Hoke said he couldn't because he wanted to be able to communicate with him directly. No headset for Hoke = no direct communication to coordinators. I still do not understand this argument from him. Coaches throughout the country coach players very well during games while wearing a headset. Why can't Brady Hoke? Is there so much going on for him that he cannot effectively do his job with a headset on? If so, he is simply not qualified for the job.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Still being a dick [Body]

Output: At 15? Maybe the man is in medical school, or perhaps the traditional route was not suitable and that is why he has to study. Regardless, wtf is the OP talking about?


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Let me take this as an opportunity... [Body]

Output: To warn everyone here about the dangers of cooking with charcoal. Here at Strickland Propane, we say, "Taste the meat, not the heat." That is because propane is a clean-burning, odorless and tasteless gas. Enjoy the rest of your summer, and remember to step away from that bag of Kingsford if you truly want to enjoy that cut of meat.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] Belichek [Body]

Output: That is BB. 3/4 sleeves would have made it more obvious.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] You were right. [Body]

Output: Definitely Betty white. Assuming it was a bad joke like you said. My mind told me it was Marge Schott, but upon closer inspection, it is definitely Betty White.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] That is fucked up, [Body]

Output: and racist too.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Exhibition? [Body]

Output: Saw no mention on an exhibition game. Just pointing out that a high elevation does not make a game unsafe.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Wyoming [Body]

Output: The Wyoming Cowboys play home games at the same elevation.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I used to pirate music, I don't anymore. It didn't s stop for any sort of moral or legal reason, I just realized that I didn't need that many songs. I went through a phase where I needed to have every song I wanted to listen to on my phone. I would rarely listen to most of them. Now I just buy and keep around my absolute favorites and listen to the rest on the radio or something. I don't miss it, there's something great about hitting shuffle and not having to skip a lot of songs because they were just throwaways to begin with. For my all-time favorite artists, I just buy the album blindly. Figure I owe them that much. For new artists, there is most likely a legal free stream of the album somewhere on the internet so I can listen beforehand and eliminate the chance of getting burned on a blind purchase. I end up trying out a lot of new things, buying a few of them, and it works out fine. A subscription service can normally take care of the rest if you need more. [Title]

Output: I used to pirate music, I


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Do you remember that scene in The Social Network where Sean Parker tells Zuckerberg to change the name from The Facebook to Facebook? Same reason: "it's cleaner." And people dig minimalism nowadays, though I guess a real minimalist would do away with the serifs as well. [Title]

Output: Do you remember that scene in


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If they come up with a better frisbee game, will they change the name to "penultimate frisbee?" I'll show myself out [Title]

Output: If they come up with a better


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Body] My main problem with this is more a problem with modern music in general. The Victors is a classic. It has stood the test of time and will continue to. Songs now, probably more than ever, are temporary. Their use expires after some time. Go back and look at Grammy winners or nominees from as recent as five years ago. How many of these songs do you still even semi-regularly listen to? I'd guess not that many. Personally, most of my listens along these lines are for nostalgia, not because the songs are that amazing. In addition, the subject has to be about the University. Even if I love the things that are mentioned, it will always sound like they made a list of things to mention and shoved them into a song. It will be lame. It will not have been created from any actual point of inspiration. This is a big reason why "We Are ND" and similar efforts fail (in my opinion). Here's how to go about this: don't ask the university or anyone else to be in on it, just make the song and put it out into the universe. If it's really a good song and a good anthem for the university, it'll get picked up. [Title]

Output: My main problem with this is


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] The unfinished song "Hail and Unite" has united us all against the song "Hail and Unite." [Title]

Output: The unfinished song "Hail and


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] Fire Adam Weiss rally tomorrow on the Diag, let's say 6 pm? [Title]

Output: Fire Adam Weiss rally


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] In the Big House? [Title]

Output: In the Big House?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sunday was great and I'm looking forward to this season. [Title]

Output: Word.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I don't blindly hate the Seahawks, I actually don't hate the Seahawks at all. Their fans, however, I have found to be annoying and oversensitive. [Title]

Output: I don't blindly hate the


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I also can't stand a lot of the 12th man stuff, especially since a lot of people have jumped on the bandwagon recently and have only known success. As a Lions fan I feel like they're Bran and I'm Old Nan from Game of Thrones and I want to give the "Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know about fear?" speech. [Title]

Output: I also can't stand a lot of


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Body] "We can stereotype wealthy offspring as brats..." "...the working class kids are... closeminded and intolerant." Apparently you can also stereotype all low income people by sampling only your non-wealthy nephews as well. They probably don't want to try new things because that hasn't been an option for them. Part of having less money is having less options. If they are bitter about anything, it's probably because they know that there are a lot of nice things that they can't have. And the type of attitude that you displayed in this post is probably why they resent rich kids. You look down on them. I'm not saying that all low-income people are amazing people always, but come on. My parents are outliers in their families. They worked hard and earned more money, and we're not rich by any means. But that doesn't mean that the rest of my family is composed of a bunch of uneducated, homophobic, shit people. They're fucking great, but don't worry about that because they aren't the type of people you'd want to hang with anyway. Good day. [Title]

Output: "We can stereotype wealthy


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Oakland (University) is still in play [Title]

Output: Oakland (University) is still


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I actually like right now better than the 90s. There's a wider range of music being made, even if you have to look a little harder to find what you're looking for. I will agree that the good alternative radio days are over. [Title]

Output: I actually like right now


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I think you've just outed your real identity, MGlobules. Or should I say Morrissey? Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to [Title]

Output: I think you've just outed


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] In other news, Harbaugh just recommended Rosenberg's book on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/558692546294345730 Edit: never mind, it already has its own thread. Wonderful! [Title]

Output: In other news, Harbaugh just


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Here's the link in case you want to see the picture attached to the post or throw the man a like or whatever the kids are into nowadays: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628364573963889&set=o.1587104675... [Title]

Output: Here's the link in case you


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628364573963889&set=o.1587104675... [Title]

Output: Working link


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I'm imagining Snoop & Son as a TV show with the Sanford & Son theme. /bum bum bweedum [Title]

Output: I'm imagining Snoop & Son as


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I like Ballghazi. It's cleaner. /Sean Parker'd [Title]

Output: I like Ballghazi. It's


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] My hatred for them is mostly about the scandal and how it was handled and discussed by people within their own camp. There are few things in life more infurating than hearing a Penn State fan arguing over semantics, telling you about how JoePa was innocent because "he did what he was legally obligated to do." Just because he can't be indicted doesn't make him innocent. That's what we all look for in a leader, right? Someone who is willing to do the absolute minimum to save their own ass when faced with a problem? They also talk about how people are demonizing Penn State fans. They claim that it's not a Penn State culture problem, it's a college football culture problem. On paper, I have no problem with that point. There are other places where this sort of thing might happen. The flawed logic in the statement is that this bad part of the culture is more pronounced at PSU than (probably) anywhere else in the country. I can't think of another institution where the football program has been so intertwined with the overall success and culture of the school it's attached to. So yes, there is a college football culture problem, but I would argue that it's a larger problem at Penn State than most places. The last point has to do with putting yourself in their shoes. I've heard statements like "if the same thing happened at [insert school here], they'd all be acting the same way." Here's where I run into a problem. With Bo we have been fortunate enough to have an amazing coach who was beloved and had a long tenure, so we have a valid point of comparison. However, it is hard to imagine anything like this happening while he was coaching here based on everything we know about him. He's the guy who wouldn't believe it if someone else claimed that they didn't know that something was going on within their organization, so the possibility of him claiming ignorance is off the table. From what I understand, he seems to have been the type of character who would overreact to scenarios instead of underreact. I don't know what overreacting to this situation would look like, but the possibility that he sweeps it under the rug is very, very small. Bo was flawed like everybody, but institutional control was not one of his problems. My point is that even with a good point of comparison, it is so hard to put yourself in their shoes because nobody else has ever been in those shoes before. I'd like to think that I would be able to look at that big of a situation objectively, but I can't be sure because I've never had to (and hopefully never will). If I didn't turn my back on the situation completely, I think I would at least be silent about it (no 409 stickers, no chanting "Joe Paterno" at a hockey game). I don't know where I was going with this, maybe I just needed to rant a little. Look, I know that not all of their fans are bad people, just like not all Michigan fans are good people. I just think that if you're a Penn State fan and you feel like whatever you're about to say will be too harsh without prefacing it with "I don't want to be insensitive toward the victims, but," maybe you just shouldn't say anything at all. [Title]

Output: My hatred for them is mostly


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID FUCK ON THE INTERNET! [Title]

Output: MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Mike Seaver looks an awful lot like Boner. AK-47: gone, not forgotten. [Title]

Output: Mike Seaver looks an awful


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] NASCAR got its start during prohibition, so I'm not sure how that helps prove your point. [Title]

Output: NASCAR got its start during


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The rededication was against UConn the following year. [Title]

Output: The rededication was against


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 19 hours ago [Body] Nah, it was an invisible man. You can even see him push the ref down about a second later. [Title]

Output: Nah, it was an invisible man.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Sources inside Schembechler Hall confirm that they're hiring a full time DJ, who will be blasting music constantly to keep the team pumped. The DJ, called DJ Durkin (no relation to the coach of the same name), will be joined by the aspiring rapper MC Escher (again, no relation to the artist of the same name). MC Escher issued a statement, saying that he vows to "spit hot fire" over the "dope beats" that DJ Durkin will be laying down. [Title]

Output: Sources inside Schembechler


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] ...fire Jim Harbaugh. [Title]

Output: ...fire Jim Harbaugh.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] You're on your phone and you keep pressing the next word it predicts that you'll say? [Title]

Output: Let me guess...


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Body] ib4d except after c [Title]

Output: ib4d except after c


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Social justice on the internet is also about phony outrage and talking down to people. Sure, people can act like they do it for altruistic reasons, but there's also a "hey everyone, look at how socially conscious I am" vibe that goes along with it. #CancelColbert is a good example. Here's the thing: Geaux_Blue was right. The post is a bit creepy. Then why don't we just say it's creepy, downvote and move on? That's all that needs to be done. Nah, let's make him out to be a womanizing monster instead. Righteous indignation is a drug. [Title]

Output: Social justice on the


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Good luck Max. I hope he does [Body]

Output: Good luck Max. I hope he does well, but when he plays Michigan, I hope he plays relatively poorly. He's played for us for 4 years and did his time. Thanks Max.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Thank you so much for your [Body]

Output: Thank you so much for your service. And thank your brothers for their service. Thanks for sharing the article with us. It helps give me a small, small taste of what it was like for you and others who fight for us. Have a great Memorial Day and I hope things keep going well for you and your brothers in life after Afghanistan.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 1 day ago [Title] At Sapori Trattoria, an [Body]

Output: At Sapori Trattoria, an Italian restaurant in Lakeview Chicago. It's a delicious place. Was on a date and convinced my date to watch the comeback at the little bar there. Bartender was a Kansas fan. I remember telling him I was skeptical we could come back down 10, but he said he wasn't confident with any Kansas lead. He was right. I watched overtime on the screen over my dates shoulder. It was a wonderful night.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Or maybe he decided the sure [Body]

Output: Or maybe he decided the sure thing was better than holding a spot open for Brown. There's a difference between recruiting Brown, a theoretical one and done, and passing on talented players at the risk of coming up empty with Brown. If they locked Brown down earlier, he would have taken the spot. Just because a player is a 5 star talent-aka one and done-doesn't mean you pass on other possibilities out there. He recruited both Brown and Wagner with hopes of getting or or both, depending on how the situation plays out. We have one, Wagner. Beilein went outside his typecast mold by recruiting Brown, but made a judgment call to take Wagner. Probably for good reason.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] When you're rookie of the [Body]

Output: When you're rookie of the year and then follow that up with two back to back all star seasons, with one season being an MVP season, one can see how he could be arrogant. But I guess his humility, combined with his trying childhood home environment make him an easy target for fan ridicule. Sorry his knees aren't holding up. I'm sure he loves the fact that his knees can't hold up in the last couple seasons.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Thank you Brady Hoke. Your [Body]

Output: Thank you Brady Hoke. Your commitment and dedication to the University and the players has been unparalleled. I thank you for your time and shouldering the burden of leading this Team for the last four years. Lord knows it was not easy. I wish you the best going forward. Good luck with all your endeavors.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] It was a bad joke. [Body]

Output: It was a bad joke.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Great story. Thanks for [Body]

Output: Great story. Thanks for sharing. Rooting for him even more.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] WOOHOO! [Body]

Output: Congrats for Glenn. Great news! Hope he kicks ass, has a fun time, and makes Michigan proud.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It will be interesting to see [Body]

Output: It will be interesting to see if Michigan coaches use Bunting this year as a purely pass catching TE. At 6'7, it would seem he might be useful on third downs. Given his experience at WR, Michigan could flank him out and use him as a big target. Then again, we have a lot more pass catching options than before. Then again, he is 6'7.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 days ago [Title] Couple things [Body]

Output: Does he know that Thomas Gordon was Michigan's other starting safety last season (or at least started most of the games)? Also, he conveniently forgets that Wilson was dropped in and out of the S lineup just as much as any of the other starters at S. That being said, I think we can be excited about Wilson too. He has improved each year and hopefully will put together an impressive season as an upperclassman. Also, I am not fully buying the Lewis supplanting Countess hype until we see more from Lewis in fall. Both Taylor and Countess have really good speed and, although smaller, are impressive athletes. I am slightly confused as to questioning their athleticism. Any attacks over the top had to do more with them getting beat on WR routes or moves, play calls, or just height issues rather than just any old WR with decent speed blowing right past them. Additionally, Countess rarely got beat during the season. It wasn't until Locket served him (and the other corners) up on a platter in the bowl game that we could say someone was blowing past Countess. Okay article and Nick generally does a solid job, but seems more like off-season speculation than anything particularly insightful.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Gotcha. Yeah Randle is a [Body]

Output: Gotcha. Yeah Randle is a ridiculous player and athletic specimen. He was definitely bulling his way right to the basket. Going right through GRIII or around any of our bigger players we tried to match up with him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Agree with mostly everything [Body]

Output: Agree with mostly everything you said, but in regards to the UK game, so much of being bullied by them was an inability to keep their perimeter players in front of us on the defensive end. When UK's perimeter players blew past our defenders that requires Morgan or someone else to come over and defend. That allowed several UK forwards to have wide open dunk or put back attempts as the person guarding them was forced to rotate. It was a problem all year long. Hopefully defensive improvements from Caris, Irvin, and Walton on the perimeter will help keep more of the opposing team's perimeter players in front of them. That would help mitigate the defensive drop-off at the position. However, as you are apt to point out, Morgan was running the defense from his position, which Donnal will probably not be able to do this year. Might make it tougher for Caris, Irvin, and Walton to handle switches and the like. I guess we will see how it plays out. Morgan is a major loss. Hopefully Donnal can fill the void.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Although, to be fair, doesn't [Body]

Output: Although, to be fair, doesn't ESPN have the most accurate rankings and evaluations for basketball?


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] You can tell Jake Ryan has [Body]

Output: You can tell Jake Ryan has spent a lot of time under Hoke's tutelage.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] No problem amigo. Good luck [Body]

Output: No problem amigo. Good luck with the transition. I hope it goes well and you get to do some cool stuff.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Sorry, figured I would change [Body]

Output: Sorry, figured I would change it myself. Didn't think you would be on the mistake so quickly. And I concur. It would be cool to be able to keep tabs on fellow Michigan alums and what they are doing in the Metro Detroit area. Hopefully, it is something we will continue to see grow.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Oops. Forgot to make the link [Body]

Output: Oops. Forgot to make the link accessible. Try this: http://www.lsa.umich.edu/lsa/ci.indetroitlsaisonthemap_ci.detail


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Tried that. Doesn't work. [Body]

Output: Tried that. Doesn't work.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Functionally, I think Isaac [Body]

Output: Functionally, I think Isaac is a 2014 recruit at this point if he gets the RS. Nonetheless, probably means we are only taking 1 RB in this class, which is fine.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Irving? I believe he is [Body]

Output: Irving? I believe he is already on the Cavs.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] As the other posters said, we [Body]

Output: As the other posters said, we have a better chance with Roseboro. Additionally, the coaches had Roseboro ticketed as a SDE from the get go but expected Cornell to be a WDE. Once Cornell started growing into more of a SDE, maybe that changed the coaches perspective on Cornell and his abilities. It's better to focus on a guy we have a chance with versus a guy who doesn't seem to interested anymore. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Roseboro plays FB/RB on his team too which would indicate he has decent athleticism and mobility. Plus, I am sure much of Roseboro's weight isn't good weight and he will shed plenty of pounds when he enters a college strengthening and conditioning program.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Michigan's depth chart, when [Body]

Output: Michigan's depth chart, when Weber would step on campus, will (most likely) read: Junior: Green, Smith, Johnson Sophomore: Isaac and Douglas That's 5 RB's with no seniors. Granted, Michigan will probably only be taking one RB in this class whereas MSU seems to be taking two and MSU has several other RB's on it's roster too, so the numbers look relatively even. I would just hesitate to say that this development is what puts us over the top in winning the recruiting battle for Weber. It will most certainly help and might help lessen MSU's focus on Weber, but how Michigan continues to rebuild its relationship with Weber will be more important.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] I wouldn't say that's the [Body]

Output: I wouldn't say that's the most likely scenario. MSU landing Scott probably does help Michigan, but I think Michigan continuing to develop a relationship with Weber is more important. I think the effect of a school landing another recruit at the same position is overstated, depending on what the depth chart looks like and depending on whether the recruit has specifically expressed a desire to be the only recruit in his class. If we end up landing Weber, this is probably only a minor reason it happens. If Weber is feeling MSU, I wouldn't put it past him to commit there even though MSU already landed Scott.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Shitty recruiting? [Body]

Output: Have you been following Hoke's recruiting? Patience. Hoke's first full recruiting class is just hitting maturation. We should see that bounce back year you are referring to.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Slight correction: Devin [Body]

Output: Slight correction: Devin would have been a RS FR in 2011. Regardless, we played really well that year as you are correct to point out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] As others have mentioned, it [Body]

Output: As others have mentioned, it seemed like we were losing a lot of ground on most of our QB recruits. There seemed to be a lot of general interest in the 2015 class but no one seemed like they wanted to jump on board. Do you think patience and some more targetted interest at some of the remaining targets would have led to success with another recruit? The DeWeaver offer is the one that seems too soon. He seems like he has a lot of potential but with a prospect that seems to still be developing, it would seem prudent to see how he continues to develop. Maybe the situation resembles Beilein with recruits where the coaches are looking at kids who are still developing and trying to project talent and physical skills a couple years down the road. Obviously basketball recruiting is very different. Magnus, has there been any word on whether the coaches have stopped recruiting other 2016 QB's? All the general recruiting evaluations seem to keep mentioning Costello, Henry, and a few others. Does the strategy seem lock DeWeaver down early so we have a QB in the 2016 class and then swing for the fences with a higher rated prospect who could come in and not need to RS? Then we could RS DeWeaver and give him more time to develop. Just a thought.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Seth, so sorry to hear this. [Body]

Output: Seth, so sorry to hear this. You and your family have my thoughts and condolences.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Additionally [Body]

Output: He also struggled a lot in pass coverage, particularly covering TE's. I cannot remember where I was reading it, but someone in the Michigan blogosphere was writing about how offenses learned to take advantage of Ross' aggressiveness. Building on his experience from last season, hopefully he can make fewer mistakes, make a few more big plays, and continue making the necessary and boring plays that he does.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Everybody. But seriously, [Body]

Output: Everybody. But seriously, probably Henry, Lewis, Wilson, Magnuson, and Glasgow. Any of Ross, RJS, or Bolden could too. It will be interesting to see how Pipkins, Darboh, and Butt come back from injury. With the 2012 recruiting class finally becoming upperclassmen, we could see a lot. Going to be interesting.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] He had plenty of upperclassmen his first two seasons [Body]

Output: and the defense was terrible. And this defense has plenty of upperclassmen and/or guys with significant starting experience. The seconday is the one part that lacks experience, but unfortunately for us, the entire unit stinks. The defensive issues are much more than an issue of experience.Coaching is the issue.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Not so... [Body]

Output: Saban won 12 games his second year, Tressel a NT, Carr a NT in his third, Dantonio won 9 his second season, Meyer a NT in his second..great coaches win and win almost immediately. A coach needs time if he is taking a Wisconsin circa 1990(Alverez) or a school like Eastern Michigan which has no recruiting base, no tradition, no fan support. Basically, you have to build the entire program which slows the process dramatically. That is not so at UofM where you have everything you need right off the bat to win 8 games. Facilities, fan support, brand recognition, tradition...UofM is perfectly set up to be an instant winner which is why so many have issues with RichRod. He frankyl ,looks like a guy in over his head at the high major level. I think if he is to survive that he surrender the defense entirely to the new DC.Scheme, coaching staff, size of players, etc. That is the only way UofM can have a good defense under RR because he clearly has no clue what to do on that side of the ball.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Empirical evidence [Body]

Output: Yo want us to believe something that all available evidence says won't happen--improvement by UM's defense. It has, in fact, worsened over Rodriguez's tenure here. SO why then should believe that it will improve? You have to provide facts to support your thesis that it will improve. Something, anything, of substantive value.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Where is this evidence that UM will be "lots better" [Body]

Output: Offensively,yes, but defense and special teams are huge question marks. Strictly basing our opinion on evidence, one can say that UM will have a great offense, horrid defense, and so so special teams. What that translates to in terms of W's and L's is 5-7 to 7-5. In other words, mediocrity. Any prediction other than that is based on pure conjecture.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] You make a good point regarding HC establishing a tone [Body]

Output: I think that is the problem.His tone is all offense, no defense. This is evident from his decisions regarding the defense. Why in God's name would you force your assistants on a DC? You have to allow a DC to make his own hires. Why would you run a finesse defense in a power minded conference. A 3-3-5 is great for a one week gameplan, but not as your base defense. It is a finesse defense schematically which then promotes a finesse MENTALITY. If he wants to succeed here, he needs to follow Urban Meyer's plan. Handle the offense and all the other compotents of a program but leave the defense to your DC. Let him decide the scheme, assistant coaches. The only think he should worry about is penalties because they can impact the team as a whole. One certainly has to question RR's decisionmaking ability. It was he who brought in these DC's. It was he who decide to not have a special teams coordinator. These fall bac on him because he is the CEO of the operation.The makeup of the program is what HE wanted. Thus, he has to be held accountable for the results that the program produces.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] But at least UM got to Rose Bowl [Body]

Output: What has UM gained by running the spread?