Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] You can sure as hell bet that [Body]

Output: You can sure as hell bet that if I was to get expelled due to a sexual conduct case that I'd have some "family matters" to handle with my parents. Was he telling the whole truth? No. But why did he need to? People need to just chill out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] 16-19-1 overall 6-6 in [Body]

Output: 16-19-1 overall 6-6 in conference Went 2-1 in the series at Illinois. They've only played 9 home games (5-4)


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Current student. The only [Body]

Output: Current student. The only really "nice" things I commonly see players with are expensive headphones. I also know of many players that live out in Ypsi in order to save cash. I'm not saying that bag men aren't happening, I'm just saying that its not like I'm seeing players rolling to class all blinged out and stuff.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] The CAAD 10 is a hell of a [Body]

Output: The CAAD 10 is a hell of a bike. An aluminum rocket ship. I'd love to have one all dolled up with Sram Force for a crit bike.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] A cycling thread! I'm really [Body]

Output: A cycling thread! I'm really looking forward to Roubaix this year. Unfortunately I won't be able to watch it live since we have a crit at Notre Dame on Sunday, but I can't wait to watch a recap and/or follow the live text feed. I'll be pulling for Phinney HARD as I always do with the Americans, but I just don't think he's the winner of a monument quite yet. As far as favorites go, I like Fabian. I'd love to see Spartacus and Boonen (or any of the OPQS guys) duke it out. I just love how the classics bring out the badasses of the peloton.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Just had to do this in [Body]

Output: Just had to do this in Linguistics 111 last week (2nd semester senior woooo). Nailed me to the MI area, which is spot on.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Oh god I hope so. Him getting [Body]

Output: Oh god I hope so. Him getting out of college ball would be great for the game as a whole.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] The last few seasons were meh [Body]

Output: The last few seasons were meh to me and at times frustrating becuase some episodes wouldn't advance the story at all, but at that point I was in way too deep and had to keep watching. I loved the earlier seasons so much that I just had to see it through and find out how he met the damn mother. That being said, I didn't like the finale. We've been leading up to him meeting the mother for years now. Going through relationship after relationship to find "the one". Then in the span of 15-20 minutes they just throw her away and he goes back to Robin. What the hell? It took us so long to get here and Ted finally found his love then boom, she's gone just like that? Really cheapens the whole relationship IMO. I guess I should have seen it coming, but I would have content with a "happily ever after" scenario with the mother ending with them being old and playing bridge or something (would have pulled from an old running joke). And what is up with them being unmarried for 7 years? Seems like a very un-Ted like thing to do. Oh well, its over now.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] They're reaching out to [Body]

Output: They're reaching out to graduating seniors too. I got an email saying that I could be put on the season ticket list for $100 rather than the usual $500.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] He's not saying that we [Body]

Output: He's not saying that we couldn't beat them, he's just saying he doesn't want to deal with the fallout of every State fan talking crap about it from now to the end of time should they win.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] http://howdovaccinescauseauti [Body]

Output: http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/ ^Good read. Please actually click the link before you downvote.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Having flashbacks to when OSU [Body]

Output: Having flashbacks to when OSU hit that half courter in the BTT to win. I still remember that like it was yesterday.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Not really though. Missing [Body]

Output: Not really though. Missing the front end of that 1 and 1 sucked, but we're 11-13. They're 10-12. Really good for both teams.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Dakich getting the love, [Body]

Output: Dakich getting the love, right after a great celebration following J-Mo's shot.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Except our helmets are [Body]

Output: Except our helmets are actually cool.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] $295 + tuition [Body]

Output: $295 + tuition


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Point taken. [Body]

Output: Point taken.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Yup. Really sucks to go 4 [Body]

Output: Yup. Really sucks to go 4 years without missing a minute of any game, deal with the mess that was GA, and then see a plan that actually makes sense installed right as we leave.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Grabbed a Founder's Oatmeal [Body]

Output: Grabbed a Founder's Oatmeal Stout Nitro at WoB earlier. Following up with a Right Brain CEO Stout. Mmmmmm stouts.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] They're apparently all over. [Body]

Output: They're apparently all over. I heard an ad for one in Kentucky last weekend. It was conventiently located next to a WalMart. I bet there were some high quality ladies (and clients) in there.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] I suscribe to this [Body]

Output: I suscribe to this newsletter.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Currently racing bikes for [Body]

Output: Currently racing bikes for the club team here (road and cyclocross). We just had our first race of the season this past weekend down in Kentucky and had a great showing. In high school I played football (left tackle) 2 years till I got a nice avulsion fracture in my pelvis and decided that was enough for me since I'd be at risk to do it again. Basketball 1 year since I got cut my senior year. Baseball 1 year and golf 3 years. Was decent at everything, but not really stellar at anything. The highlight of my high school sports career was dropping 19 points including 5 3 pointers in the first YMCA high school league game after getting cut.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] You don't. [Body]

Output: You don't. That's for Brian. (and maybe other site leadership?)


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] If I had a dollar for every [Body]

Output: If I had a dollar for every time I was asked if I followed MIchigan F Ball on Twitter via the jumbotrons in the last few years I'd be able to afford tickets the rest of my life.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] An hour is no exaggeration. [Body]

Output: An hour is no exaggeration. Before Notre Dame we waited outisde our section in the stadium for over 45 minutes without moving. This doesn't even count the time we waited outside the stadium. We got to the stadium an hour and a half early and almost missed kickoff. Student GA is an absolute joke .


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Glad to see some other [Body]

Output: Glad to see some other Chvrches fans on the board.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] All I can think of reading this thread [Body]

Output: N-N-N-Napa know how, Napa know how.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Except we didn't have a true [Body]

Output: Except we didn't have a true general admission becuase you can't sit wherever you want. And they aren't the best seats in the house since they're still stuck towards the endzone. And if you get there too early you can get stuck in the low rows where you aren't in the front, but you're still too low to see anything not happening right in front of you. And one basketball game =/= several saturdays throughout the fall.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] I couldn't care less about [Body]

Output: I couldn't care less about wifi, but it really would be nice to have phones that actually work. Even more so now that there is general admission. Trying to coordinate who is where with your friends is damn near impossible at this point, which could actually be hurting how many people show up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] They're ranked. I think being [Body]

Output: They're ranked. I think being ranked 21/351 qualifies them as better than mediocre.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Eh, they certainly didn't [Body]

Output: Eh, they certainly didn't help matters. Had all the momentum and within 5 and then boom, 6 points on questionable calls (especially the and 1 called on Horford). Now we never should have been in this situation in the first place if we played a whole game of basketball, but its still frustrating to have calls like that at your own place.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Refs gave Wisconsin 6 points [Body]

Output: Refs gave Wisconsin 6 points in a critical time. We could have easily overcome this by not shitting the bed for the whole first half, but its still frustrating.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Fuck that. 10 seconds and [Body]

Output: Fuck that. 10 seconds and that guy was laying on Robinson's back.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] If the player has to look at [Body]

Output: If the player has to look at the ref to know if it was a shooting foul then it probably wasn't a shooting foul.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Wisconsin bitching after [Body]

Output: Wisconsin bitching after every call is getting really old.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Turning this off at half time [Body]

Output: Turning this off at half time unless we make a run. I'd rather go the library than watch this.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Kamisky is coming over the [Body]

Output: Kamisky is coming over the top on just about every rebound, but damn we are giving up too many offensive boards.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Sorry to be that guy, but... [Body]

Output: Sorry to be that guy, but...


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Choco milk tonight. Gotta [Body]

Output: Choco milk tonight. Gotta stay in after going out and spending way too much money on Thursday and Friday night. Those nights included a few Left Hand Milk Stouts (nitro), a Wells Banana Bread Beer, an Arbor Brewing Faricy Fest Irish Stout, a Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, a Fort Collins Chocolate Stout, and a Guinness. I fancy myself a good stout.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] Meijer is usually where I end [Body]

Output: Meijer is usually where I end up buying my beer as its easy to grab when getting groceries. Hiller's over in Arborland has a pretty good selection too as far as a grocery store goes. A decent selection of bombers that you can't get at Meijer, as well as some different 6 packs. Don't really remember what their prices were like since I usually end up buying different stuff every time.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] I remember wanting a pair of [Body]

Output: I remember wanting a pair of T-Mac 2 shoes so badly when I was younger.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] "Quicker than he looks" Its [Body]

Output: "Quicker than he looks" Its becuase he's white, isn't it?


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Well, the good news is that I [Body]

Output: Well, the good news is that I don't think we could play any worse, yet we're up still.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] The Daily is clinging to this [Body]

Output: The Daily is clinging to this story. The original article got an insane amount of page views so I imagine they're going to ride this horse till its dead. Then start beating it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Also, insert bit about the [Body]

Output: Also, insert bit about the attrition of RR's classes that we haven't seen from Hoke's classes. It's been covered on the front page quite thoroughly


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] 2014 is going to be a small [Body]

Output: 2014 is going to be a small class, which won't get rated super highly becuase, well, its small.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, we've sucked at [Body]

Output: Yeah, we've sucked at basketball since we switched to Adidas. Oh, wait.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Folks we have a winner. [Body]

Output: Folks we have a winner.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Foul a guy hard with 1.8 [Body]

Output: Foul a guy hard with 1.8 seconds left down 5. You are an asshole.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Straight up tackling not [Body]

Output: Straight up tackling not flagrant?


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Fouls are 7-2 this half. [Body]

Output: Fouls are 7-2 this half. Seems legit.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] JB Telling the official [Body]

Output: JB Telling the official what's up. Love it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Dakich, shut the fuck up. Bo [Body]

Output: Dakich, shut the fuck up. Bo Ryan, sit down.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] "Oh shit, Michigan is running [Body]

Output: "Oh shit, Michigan is running away with this! Let's call fouls!" Horford's arms were straight up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Fucking Bo Ryan man. I can't [Body]

Output: Bo Ryan, man. I can't stand him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] How does that even make [Body]

Output: How does that even make sense? If he caught it with his foot on the line then how could he have possesion? The ball is dead the moment he touched it if he was out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] I was REALLY hoping that GR [Body]

Output: I was REALLY hoping that GR III was just going to say fuck it and posterize that Wisconsin guy.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Or you know, we could just [Body]

Output: Or you know, we could just not bring that debate up on this board right now.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] This thread is bad and you [Body]

Output: This thread is bad and you should feel bad too.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Fun game to watch there at [Body]

Output: Fun game to watch there at the end. I thought Appling got some arm on that potential game winning layup, but no way a ref ever calls that in the situation.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Reminds me of this video. [Body]

Output: Reminds me of this video. Language NSFW


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] tehehe. He said get it hard. [Body]

Output: tehehe. He said get it hard.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Maybe he'd get a short sleeve [Body]

Output: Maybe he'd get a short sleeve winter coat made.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] These whistles are starting [Body]

Output: These whistles are starting to get a bit out of control. Crawford fell down and Horford happened to be in the area, so it was a foul. Come on.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Still winter break. Not all [Body]

Output: Still winter break. Not all students are here.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] As of 1:30AM University of [Body]

Output: As of 1:30AM University of LSU is still trending on twitter, for the record.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] How can he just not return to [Body]

Output: How can he just not return to class until a coach has been found?


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Stanford's band looks fun. [Body]

Output: Stanford's band looks fun.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Well that was a Sparty No if [Body]

Output: Well that was a Sparty No if I've ever seen one. Holy cow.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Blame Adid......err...Nike? [Body]

Output: Blame Adid......err...Nike?


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Exactly. Here are some year [Body]

Output: Exactly. Here are some year to date (through Q3) numbers of tests administered by the US Anti Doping Agency by sport: Track and Field: 1648 Cycling: 1283 . . . Curling: 62 Ice Hockey: 42 Football: 4 Baseball: 4 Now there is independent testing going on by the NHL, NFL, and MLB, but still. Its a wonder how you always hear about the cyclists and track stars getting caught, but the amount of testing is immense.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] +1 Dr Pepper is my go-to [Body]

Output: +1 Dr Pepper is my go-to mixer with spiced rum.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] 99 Bananas and chocolate [Body]

Output: 99 Bananas and chocolate milk. Don't judge me, its delicious.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Owosso here with power, but [Body]

Output: Owosso here with power, but I'm pretty sure a majority of the city doesn't. The real hassle is trying to pick up my grandparents from the airport. They were scheduled to land in Lansing, but got redirected to Toledo. Still trying to figure out how we're going to get them home and/or if their flight will take back off for Lansing at some point today.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Honest question, is it legal [Body]

Output: Honest question, is it legal to slap the backboard while the ball is still on the rim?


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Yes. [Body]

Output: Yes.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Foul on Spike for [Body]

Output: Foul on Spike for passing. Wait, what?


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Ok. Spike got straight RUN [Body]

Output: Ok. Spike got straight RUN OVER and THAT was a foul on Max? Pish posh.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Finished off my last New [Body]

Output: Finished off my last New Belgium Trippel, so it looks like its time for Koolaid now since its the ony flavored liquid left in the house.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Yeahhh I don't mean to be [Body]

Output: Yeahhh I don't mean to be that guy, but Brian talked about this on the front page a few days back.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] My response: [Body]

Output: My response:


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Meh, I know chains are the [Body]

Output: Meh, I know chains are the devil to many people, but if I want to get an over priced burger then I'll just go to Burger Fi where they I can also get a beer and they'll put maple syrup on my bacon and egg burger. And their fries are better.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] I'm still mad at ISU for [Body]

Output: I'm still mad at ISU for chanting F_ck McGary. I mean I wanted ISU to win to make our loss to them look better, but I'm still pissed at their fanbase.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Started with a few shots of [Body]

Output: Started with a few shots of Sailor Jerry, then went with a Rochester Mills Milkshake Stout on tap at the bar, A couple shots of fireball ended the night. And I just made the mistake of texting my ex, so at least I've got that going for me.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Came back drirnk from a party. Cooking a 2 year [Body]

Output: Came back drirnk from a party. Cooking a 2 year old hot pocket. #senior #KateUpton


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Don't. They'll make you [Body]

Output: Don't. They'll make you totally un-aero. I learned the hard way.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Totally understandable. As I [Body]

Output: Totally understandable. As I was submitting it I was like ehhhhhhhh this probably won't stick, but I felt it was worth the try anyway.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] I tried. I made a "Posbang [Body]

Output: I tried. I made a "Posbang Thread Appreciation Posbang Thread" It lasted less than a minute and got deleted :( It was probably for the best though.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Nain Rouge [Body]

Output: There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Well crap. I can't read [Body]

Output: Well crap. I can't read apparently.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm referring to the [Body]

Output: I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Then there's this [Body]

Output: "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost [Body]

Output: If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Explained in this article [Body]

Output: Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] It wasn't really an attempt [Body]

Output: It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Zingerman's is massively [Body]

Output: Zingerman's is overrated.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Because if I had a kid (and I [Body]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.).


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Stupid mouse [Body]

Output: Double post.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Your PS line makes no sense. [Body]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Give it up [Body]

Output: The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Grosse Pointe South is fine. [Body]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Uniquenames are hit and miss [Body]

Output: People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It wasn't [Body]

Output: This was the Blue Water to Port Huron.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It's still said [Body]

Output: But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Someone else can better explain this [Body]

Output: But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] As someone who was a student pre and post renovations [Body]

Output: There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It shouldn't matter, but it does [Body]

Output: I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I won't shit on him for lowering prices [Body]

Output: Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 3:00 PM [Body]

Output: It's in Flint. Link.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'd add one other thing [Body]

Output: See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You want an actual rebuttal? [Body]

Output: Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Except it's not [Body]

Output: I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hey Dave [Body]

Output: If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] It's over 10,000 [Body]

Output: As of about five minutes ago.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This remains one of the best things ever posted [Body]

Output: H/T 11 Warriors


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yes, but if the band alone is [Body]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yes, because Michigan really [Body]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Possibly quite long? [Body]

Output: A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else...


Input: [Date] 15 hours 39 min ago [Body] Jehu going with the Dhani Jones look. Niiiice. [Title]

Output: Jehu going with the Dhani


Input: [Date] 16 hours 29 min ago [Body] So... what ever happened to that turkey? Still harrassing people? Did he wander off? [Title]

Output: So... what ever happened to


Input: [Date] 16 hours 30 min ago [Body] Breaking: Media struggles to find narratives in casual Q&A [Title]

Output: Breaking: Media struggles to


Input: [Date] 22 hours 57 min ago [Body] What in the hell are they basing that off of? The star ratings these players had when they were high schoolers? [Title]

Output: What in the hell are they


Input: [Date] 23 hours 38 min ago [Body] That's absurd. For Michigan to get any votes at all is nothing but homerism by somebody and to put Michigan State outside of the top 10 is a denial of what they've done over Dantonio's tenure. [Title]

Output: That's absurd. For Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 day 11 hours ago [Body] You think this team has as many as 16 guys that will be NFL players? STOP IT! Just stop! I really hope you don't talk this way in public or to other fanbases in any way. This is such a homer's perspective that it makes me embarrassed. [Title]

Output: You think this team has as


Input: [Date] 1 day 17 hours ago [Body] Minnesota mopped the floor with Michigan in Michigan Stadium last year. Why would you think that Hoke would go into Minnesota and win? I don't know much about BYU. Maybe mark BYU or Penn State as a win if the team doesn't stumble too bad. I guess they're kinda like toss-ups. [Title]

Output: Minnesota mopped the floor


Input: [Date] 1 day 18 hours ago [Body] So which of those games do you think would be wins under Hoke that I have as losses under Harbaugh? [Title]

Output: So which of those games do


Input: [Date] 1 day 19 hours ago [Body] He didn't do better than that with his choice of Devin Gardner and Shane Morris at QB last year. [Title]

Output: He didn't do better than that


Input: [Date] 1 day 19 hours ago [Body] @Utah L Oregon State W UNLV W BYU L @Maryland W NW W MSU L @ Minnesota L Rutgers W @ Indiana W @ Penn State L Ohio State L 6-6 [Title]

Output: 6-6


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] There are 59 D1 teams. 16 get into the tournament. That's 27% so a comparable would be finishing ranked in the top 34 for football (27% of the total 128 football teams). There was one year in Carr's tenure that they didn't finished in the top 25. Michigan hockey has basically been playing the equivalent of Carr's worst year for the last 3 years. [Title]

Output: There are 59 D1 teams. 16 get


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Go into the wilderness? Michigan hockey has already been in the wilderness for 3 years. [Title]

Output: Go into the wilderness?


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] That's true, but I felt pretty neutral about the Adidas apparel, so I guess just count me among the few un-hyped. [Title]

Output: That's true, but I felt


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] This is pretty much the most lateral move possible. I'm expecting to be entirely underwhelmed by any changes that are made while the masses go bonkers because it's Nike. [Title]

Output: This is pretty much the most


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Just the difference between arc vs arch [Title]

Output: Just the difference between


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Even what we consider good hockey markets have gone through terrible attendance when their teams are really bad. Chicago and Pittsburgh did. That being said, after years of futility Florida has some good young talent there and made a playoff push late last season. They seem to be on the upswing. If their attendance isn't up next season I'm not convinced they'll be able to hang around too much longer. I know that the placement of these teams relies heavily on TV markets and that's why Quebec City isn't a shoe-in to get their team. It's not a new market. Everybody there already watches the NHL. I hope they get a team again though, because I have no doubt they'll be just like Winnipeg. Smaller market, but incredibly passionate fans. [Title]

Output: Even what we consider good


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] "Why not here, and why not now?" The argument that literally every team in the country can use to say that this is their year. That's not a reason. That's a pep talk. Half the teams on the schedule before Oct 17 had better years than us last year. I don't know what they're all returning/losing but I do know that we're not looking impressive with what we're bringing back. I'm not into the idea of convincing myself Michigan is going to undergo a 1-year miracle turnaround. If it happens, great, but why the hell would you be so delusional as to expect it? [Title]

Output: "Why not here, and why not


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 22 hours ago [Body] So, you're saying our top 2 receivers are 2 seniors who have combined for 848 career yards and our starting RB is a senior with 370 career yards. I can't even imagine why expectations are low, right? [Title]

Output: So, you're saying our top 2


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] Our starting quarterback is either a guy Iowa benched last year or somebody with little to no game experience. Nobody can say who our #1 running back is, nor our #1 wide receiver. What makes you think this will be a good team? Edit: Damnit. Replied to the wrong comment. [Title]

Output: Our starting quarterback is


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Previous bracket champions: Columbus Blue Jackets for Greatest Hockey Fanbase Arkansas Razorbacks for Greatest College Sports Program Charlotte, North Carolina for Greatest Pro Sports City Thanks, bracket battles. We're all learning so much from this. I hope Ole Miss wins this just to emphasize the absurdity of it. [Title]

Output: Previous bracket


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] What a hack. That's embarrassing. [Title]

Output: What a hack. That's


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The camo/zubaz TCU unis are a goddamn atrocity, and nobody would be saying otherwise if they were made by Adidas. [Title]

Output: The camo/zubaz TCU unis are a


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Somebody got on the internet and said we suck? Oh noooooooooooooo! [Title]

Output: Somebody got on the internet


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] So... everything from the late 90s? I think your nostalgia is showing. [Title]

Output: So... everything from the


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Ugh..... [Title]

Output: Ugh.....


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I just realized that I absolutely HATE what this means for what our hockey jerseys could become. Nike has an affinity for dye-sublimated stripes that don't continue around the whole sleeve, fake lace collars, and weird squared-off collars. See: Minnesota, Michigan State, or the previous Olympic jerseys. [Title]

Output: I just realized that I


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Google will own everything by then. If you ain't wearin' Google unis, you're soooo 2016. [Title]

Output: Google will own everything by


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'm going to get super vocal at complaining about everything Nike, in the interest of both parity and parody. [Title]

Output: I'm going to get super vocal


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] As a hockey guy, this makes sense now. [Title]

Output: As a hockey guy, this makes


Input: [Date] 8 hours 58 min ago [Body] . [Title]

Output: Kiss my ass


Input: [Date] 12 hours 31 min ago [Body] Repulse the monkey [Title]

Output: Feel the chi........


Input: [Date] 13 hours 40 min ago [Body] Not quite as frequently as last year. Can someone please verify this ? [Title]

Output: I believe yes but


Input: [Date] 13 hours 44 min ago [Body] Random question but has anyone ever read Skips book on the early 90s Cowboys. I heard it's a decent read and it doesn't feel like the TV persona of skip writing it. This is just what I've been told by a few people though [Title]

Output: skip


Input: [Date] 14 hours 39 min ago [Body] Even most Hopers agree that Calvin parties are 10 times better [Title]

Output: Hope parties suck


Input: [Date] 17 hours 6 min ago [Body] But aren't we doing the same thing in a way? [Title]

Output: Yep Selected history I know


Input: [Date] 19 hours 9 min ago [Body] But we also just have 1 outright conference title since 1998 [Title]

Output: I know this comment may take some heat


Input: [Date] 1 day 16 hours ago [Body] I feel like half of the people in this thread don't understand how betting works [Title]

Output: I'm sorry but


Input: [Date] 1 day 18 hours ago [Body] I was in Vegas a few weeks ago and Michigan was 30 to 1 odds on the strip but 80 to 1 odds at the Golden Nugget downtown. This 100 to 1 odds must just be on an offshore betting account ? [Title]

Output: Odds


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Body] Surprised nobody had mentioned it yet [Title]

Output: This


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Body] You lay that bet down in downtown Vegas . You won't find that good of odds on the strip. . I was there a few weeks ago [Title]

Output: Make sure


Input: [Date] 4 days 10 hours ago [Body] For the mgovidoes of camp to come out daily once camp starts! [Title]

Output: Thanks for posting. I'm real excited


Input: [Date] 4 days 17 hours ago [Body] Harbaugh gave him the classic "you really just asked that" look [Title]

Output: That was a really dumb first question


Input: [Date] 5 days 5 hours ago [Body] When the NFL stopped the ESPN show Playmakers from going past one season despite great ratings because it hurt their image . That kind of was lame. [Title]

Output: Remember


Input: [Date] 5 days 7 hours ago [Body] He sucks ass. I could see Brad going with Bruce as the closer in the foreseeable future at least [Title]

Output: Definitely not Feliz


Input: [Date] 5 days 14 hours ago [Body] Every year we think they'll drop because of talent they lose and they're still very good . I am interested to see how no narduzzi affects them tho [Title]

Output: To be fair to sparty


Input: [Date] 6 days 16 hours ago [Body] How long it's been since once could say that about a Michigan team. Probably 2006 would be it, but even before that, one would have to probably have to go back to the 90s [Title]

Output: It's been quite sad


Input: [Date] 1 week 16 hours ago [Body] But many people, such as myself, think the biggest question on this team is "playmakers" in the offensive side so I am very much for JP playing some offense. [Title]

Output: I am too


Input: [Date] 1 week 19 hours ago [Body] I was in Vegas a few weeks ago and found a downtown casino that had Michigan at 80-1 odds to win the NC. Put 10 bucks down to win 800.. They were 30-1 odds on the strip. [Title]

Output: I'd be a lot richer if that occured


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Sorry dude but that was pretty funny you thought he didn't get in. I bet he gets Close to 100% of the votes like Randy Johnson did. [Title]

Output: lol


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] He got into it with The Huge a few months back. Huge is kind of a tool but Moss started poking fun of Bill's kids which I thought was way out of line. [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Although part time , it was the worse and I only lasted like 7 weeks before I quit [Title]

Output: Dining hall job


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] HERD gone for good http://scores.espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13314040/colin-cowherd-no-long... [Title]

Output: update


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Ludington is still pretty big. Love that it's on the beach and you can booze will watching games. [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Drake Harris was at the Ludington Macker a few weeks back. Talked to one of his friends and he said Drake is feeling 100% healthy. [Title]

Output: Fwiw


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] He blocked me within seconds too last December. I've kind of grown to not dislike him though since despite coming across like a slime ball [Title]

Output: Haha


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] x200 [Title]

Output: (Insert mgoblogger hating Herd comment here)


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] 1. Michigan football 2. Detroit Tigers 3. Michigan Basketball 4. Detroit Pistons 5. Detroit Lions 6. Detroit Red Wings 7. Atlanta Braves 8. Calvin College basketball I root for the Lions, but just never will get invested into the Lions even if they were to start going deep into playoffs. [Title]

Output: Mine


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] It's just the city of Muskegon itself, not including the beaches, and when comparing to other beach towns is kind of "blah" so I also would agree with what your friends told you assuming they meant that . [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Hoffmaster State Park is family friendly and a solid beach. Nice dune to climb too. Wippie Dip is a nice stop for ice cream near by after a day at the beach. [Title]

Output: Muskegon has some nice beaches , though


Input: [Date] 1 day 14 hours ago [Body] Boy this news really gets me hard *sarcasm* [Title]

Output: Boy this news really gets me


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I think we may have a narc in our presence. [Title]

Output: I think we may have a narc in our


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Body] How many points for a "dickweed"? [Title]

Output: How many points for a


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This is still going on? You can tell that it is definitely sports offseason. [Title]

Output: This is still going on? You


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Does he know how to play American rules Football? [Title]

Output: Does he know how to play


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I mean isnt this how sparty has been recruiting for the past 5yrs? [Title]

Output: I mean isnt this how sparty has been recruiting


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] I believe it is pronounced "Pine Knob" [Title]

Output: I believe it is pronounced


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] chicken wings [Title]

Output: chicken


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Creeper.Van.Originals. [Title]

Output: Creeper.Van.Originals.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Body] yes! Russell Athletic! [Title]

Output: yes! Russell


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Body] A certain consonant at the beginning of this thread title would make the feeling of this thread change dramatically. [Title]

Output: A certain consonant at the beginning of this


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Carrots, because they're delicious [Title]

Output: Carrots, because they're


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] sports! [Title]

Output: sports!


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] cheers [Title]

Output: cheers


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] indy wolverine, are you a unick? [Title]

Output: indy wolverine, are you a


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] cubs had to demote him for two weeks for an extra year of being on contract [Title]

Output: cubs had to demote him for two weeks for an extra


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] was there tonight, figure the tigers will have about 84 wins this year [Title]

Output: was there tonight, figure the tigers will have


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Are you giving out girlfriend patches? [Title]

Output: Are you giving out girlfriend


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Money>heart [Title]

Output: Money>heart


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Ok [Title]

Output: Ok


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] SR!!! [Title]

Output: SR!!!


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] nice [Title]

Output: nice


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Body] NIT, grrreat... [Title]

Output: NIT,


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I still think Bryce Petty will be the best QB in the class. [Title]

Output: I still think Bryce Petty will be the best QB in


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] it was the titties, but those got taken away :( [Title]

Output: it was the titties, but those got taken away


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Body] going to the game, got an extra hour of bar time. [Title]

Output: going to the game, got an extra hour of bar


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Passing on Trey Burke comes to mind. [Title]

Output: Passing on Trey Burke comes


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Well this afternoon I have two interviews back to back with the same company. Afterwards, I will be swangin and bangin all night! [Title]

Output: Well this afternoon I have


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] 45 [Title]

Output: 45


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] #slownewsday [Title]

Output: #slownewsday


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison. [Title]

Output: Nain Rouge


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] Well crap. I can't read apparently. [Title]

Output: Well crap. I can't read


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares. [Title]

Output: I'm referring to the


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak. [Title]

Output: Then there's this


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic. [Title]

Output: That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home. [Title]

Output: Explained in this article


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened. [Title]

Output: It wasn't really an attempt


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Zingerman's is overrated. [Title]

Output: Zingerman's is massively


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.). [Title]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Double post. [Title]

Output: Stupid mouse


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument. [Title]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No. [Title]

Output: Give it up


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district. [Title]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Body] People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack [Title]

Output: Uniquenames are hit and miss


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 3 days ago [Body] This was the Blue Water to Port Huron. [Title]

Output: It wasn't


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 4 days ago [Body] But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore. [Title]

Output: It's still said


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self. [Title]

Output: Someone else can better explain this


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked [Title]

Output: As someone who was a student pre and post renovations


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely. [Title]

Output: It shouldn't matter, but it does


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place. [Title]

Output: I won't shit on him for lowering prices


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] It's in Flint. Link. [Title]

Output: 3:00 PM


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Body] See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket. [Title]

Output: I'd add one other thing


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate. [Title]

Output: You want an actual rebuttal?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one. [Title]

Output: Except it's not


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing. [Title]

Output: Hey Dave


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] As of about five minutes ago. [Title]

Output: It's over 10,000


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 1 day ago [Body] H/T 11 Warriors [Title]

Output: This remains one of the best things ever posted


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked. [Title]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back. [Title]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 2 days ago [Body] A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else... [Title]

Output: Possibly quite long?


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Angell [Body]

Output: Why would the president want to BET on the AD candidate?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I probably agree with what he [Body]

Output: I probably agree with what he is trying to say, but he shouldn't have said it. This is kinda what got him in trouble a long time ago when he was a HS coach in Michigan. If I remember correctly he basically said intercity athletes are poor and stupid so we shouldn't expect any more out of them. In my mind, that is the WRONG answer. What players he chooses to select or any other coach for that matter is his choice. Stanford doesn't accept kids that don't meet academic standards and they do just fine.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yup, this stuff may all be [Body]

Output: Yup, this stuff may all be garbage but....1)we are obviously both reading it because there is nothing else going on in UM football right now and b) I'd rather have our guys trending up than down. I'm just saying....


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] I have never understood why [Body]

Output: I have never understood why anyone care how much money the athletic dept makes. Do you really think it matters. Will 4 million less per year really effect the performance on the field? I could care less how much money they make. It's not like they will lower ticket prices if they make more money.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] I think Title IX put an end [Body]

Output: I think Title IX put an end to unlimited FB scholarships. You can only have so many Womens badminton teams.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] I may be wrong, but I think [Body]

Output: I may be wrong, but I think that limit already exists. SEC teams just take 35 commits and figure out how to get down to 25 before the Aug 1 deadline.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 1 day ago [Title] What about British Knights [Body]

Output: BK used to be really in with the kids....or FUBU. FUBU would make some sweet unis.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] Hibbitts > Donnel [Body]

Output: From what I can tell in the videos Hibbetts looks like a much better all around bball player than Donnel did in HS. Despite being a few inches shorter, he sure plays taller on the inside, handles the ball better and shots better. I wonder if the coaches haven't told him something about a possible opening in the future.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Title] most schools bowl payouts are split with the [Body]

Output: most schools bowl payouts are split with the conference. they get the same amount whether they go or not.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] relax [Body]

Output: relax


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] OSU [Body]

Output: Motta is a little (ok alot) over rated too.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I think the point is that the [Body]

Output: I think the point is that the SEC wants the NCAA to make it a rule so that their conf rule doesn't handcuff them.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Only one, unless something else happens [Body]

Output: nt


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Tell that to Terrelle [Body]

Output: Tell that to Terrelle Pryor. However, I think he was a higher rated FB prospect than a BB prospect, but I believe he was at least a 4* in both.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Motta sucks [Body]

Output: Guess I don't much care because Motta can really recruit, but he is an aweful coach so even with good players they aren't too scary.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Alex Boone is a tool [Body]

Output: According to a USA Today article, Alex Boone is quoted in the HBO feature talking about how the players hated Harbaugh because he was too Gung Ho. Sounds like sour grapes from a fat ass Bucknut that can't let it go.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hatch [Body]

Output: Really don't want to rehash a topic that has been covered ad-nauseum, but no matter what anyone says on this board a medical scholarship for Hatch is still a definite option.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] Ok, I know I'll get negged to [Body]

Output: Ok, I know I'll get negged to death, but why in the world does everyone keep thinking Hatch won't get a medical scholly. I know Bielien loves him, we all do. But Bielien is being paid to win and Hatch will not help the team win bball games. Giving him a medical scholarship and letting him be a student coach while getting a full ride is certainly not a mean thing to do.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Brady [Body]

Output: Named my Chihuaha puppy Brady in 2011 when we got him. Obviously, not the best choice. Most of the family now call him F.P. (fu*ky puppy). I just tell people we named him after Tom, not Hoke. My older dog is named Bo.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Ok, so the question now is [Body]

Output: Ok, so the question now is when do we get the next Austrailian kicker. This is a good start, but we should obviously be getting Aussie kickers more often.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 1 day ago [Title] you mean "cal" as in [Body]

Output: you mean "cal" as in calipari?


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] David Brandon says [Body]

Output: David Brandon says 108,000


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Re: Bobby Knight [Body]

Output: While Bobby Knight may have been a bit gung ho (to say the least), calling him "dirty" is way unfair. He typically got more done with less than almost any coach in America. Except for his temper, he is one of the best coaches ever. I would highly doubt that he knowingly allowed any recruiting shenanigans.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I love how Clark Kellogg says [Body]

Output: I love how Clark Kellogg says that most of the deficiet is due to OSU playing like crap not because UM is playing well. Good job doofus.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] What tournament are your [Body]

Output: What tournament are your talking about? Seriously, doubt they will ever wear something like that. David Brandon is gone you know?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Beckman is 10X better than [Body]

Output: Beckman is 10X better than Ferentz. He has only had 3 years to try to turn that tire fire around. Ferentz has been screwing Iowa up for going on 16 yrs.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I bet the staff told Costello [Body]

Output: I bet the staff told Costello that Peters' committment may be coming soon.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] A lot of schools have screens [Body]

Output: A lot of schools have screens that are larger than Michigan Stadium, but to my knowledge no one has TWO screens larger than Michigan Stadium. Which is a big deal if you are directly under a screeen or at the far end. Another benefit at Michigan Stadium is that we show no advertising on our video screens. Ohio has decent size screen, but 1/3 of the screen (as well as vast areas of the stadium) are covered in advertising. What benefit for the fans is having a huge screen covered in car dealership adds.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] In games against Iowa, Wisconsin, and Penn St, we were down less than two touchdowns with plenty of time left. Ask Iowa if the game was "in the bag" when they were up a single score with 10 minutes to play. Or ask Wisconsin if the game was over holding a 10 point lead with over half of the 3rd quarter to play. Again, in many of the games, MSU, Iowa, Wisconsin, we had opportunities to score early, but were stopped by ourselves - as my earlier post mentions: Lewann penalties, Denard int's in the endzone etc. Very few defenses have stopped with any sustained success this season. Or really none for that matter. But you probably wanted to fire RR the moment he and Rita showed up in A2. [Title]

Output: You couldn't be more wrong


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Against Iowa, our offense dominated all day. The only thing that stopped them was Taylor Lewann Penalties and turnovers. We out gained them easily though whether we were up or down. Against MSU we had at least two (maybe three) first half drives that should have ended in scores but did not - two picks and a missed field goal. Again, not exactly evidence that our offense struggled. Finally, against Wisconsin, Denard over threw an otherwise certain 65+ yard first half touchdown, but not because Wisconsin was too good defensively. I would say that we move the ball fine against any team any time, regardless of game score or clock. However, as a young team, we have displayed a remarkable affinity for drive-ending mistakes. The only team that stops Michigan's offense is Michigan's offense. [Title]

Output: I'll try this


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] We can not take pages from Notre Dame and Nebraska by firing our coaches every three years and not allowing them time to build a program. It would be one thing if RR had success with Carr's players and continued to do worse with each recruiting class, but clearly his worst year was year one and the progress our offense has made cannot be denied. As frustrating as the defense has been, the whole program will be set back another half decade if Brandon let's RR go and tries to bring in a new coach with a new system. The proof is there people, and the defense will come around. [Title]

Output: Do Not Blow Up This Offense


Input: [Date] 5 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I thought Forcier should have been in for the final drive strictly for his command of the 2 minute offense, but at the same time Denard earned a chance to play it out after his previous drive. No time for second guessing it now anyway. Besides, you never know on what snap he might just take it to the house. 5 turnovers in a two-score game is the story, but I don't feel bad about last nights loss at all. I think a tune-up game at home against Delaware St will get us back on track. [Title]

Output: On the Forcier/Denard thing


Input: [Date] 5 years 45 weeks ago [Body] While watching on TV, it looked like the ball sailed right in front of Matthews' head. If he had been anticipating the pass, it would have been an easy reception. However, it looked like he didn't see the ball until it crossed his field of vision and by that time it was too late. That is just my opinion based on the angle of the play as captured by the TV camera's. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 5 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Was just on ESPN talking about the whole ordeal, and he might as well have been reading Brian's blog verbatim. It was good to see a former OSU player in front of the Columbus skyline saying positive things about Rodriguez and basically discrediting the whole story. Rosenberg = worse than OSU? [Title]

Output: Kirk Herbstreit


Input: [Date] 5 years 47 weeks ago [Body] that is all about Rosenberg's clear disdain for RR. http://michigan.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=982287 [Title]

Output: here's another link


Input: [Date] 6 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Check out this kid for a possible comparison. He was a true freshman at Colorado last fall, out of Columbus, OH, and ended up having some huge games for the Buffs. He's a tiny little 3-star back that got virtually no looks from anyone in the Big10, including OSU, despite growing up in the Bushole. He also ended up outplaying Darrell Scott, who was by most accounts, the number 1 RB recruit in the nation last year. No one knew who he was until he went wild on WVU in an early season game last year, but he definitely made a name for himself here in Colorado. [Title]

Output: Rodney Stewart (or Stuart)


Input: [Date] 6 years 10 weeks ago [Body] On the very last kickoff return, I half expected him to throw up a Heisman pose. [Title]

Output: Desmond?


Input: [Date] 6 years 11 weeks ago [Body] This is a great work. I thought this was one of the most interesting pieces I've read in a while. It definitely explains why I always feel like I'm in heart attack mode when any of my teams is up in the fourth with some time left; I've been trained to think that it is a losing equation. [Title]

Output: Awesome


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Body] I have to keep telling my self that because I got admittedly too excited watching Tate hitting those passes. Is it September yet? because I am ready to wash off the stink of 3-9, and that kid looks like he has the talent to do it. Again, trying not to get overly pumped on a few highlights from a scrimmage, but I think it's safe to say we may have player at QB this year. That's gotta be worth a few extra wins (say Toledo and Northwestern) right there. [Title]

Output: Spring Game, it's the spring game!


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] He'll add some much needed depth and leadership to the position. Although he hasn't played football at the college level, 4 years of Duke basketball probably thought him a thing or two about team work and poise. Hopefully he won't start because I'm anxious to see Tate go at it, but if he's an athlete and a competitor he should be an asset to the bench and the locker room. Tate seems like a confident kid, so I don't think this will bother him too much, but admittedly I don't know the kid personally to make that call. In any event, if we have the scholarship available to give away this season, I don't see the downside of using it for a single season. As long there isn't any internal strife over it, I think it will do more good than harm. Also, I'm a desperately optimistic UM fan, so I have to imagine it will work out. [Title]

Output: the upside...


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I know your tickets cost more, but don't forget it's the University's football team. If the student population were to petition successfully for a night game, I would say nuts to you old timer. Have another beer and try to stay up past halftime. If the fans from PSU, LSU, OSU, FLA (esp FLA) can handle a night game, there's no reason UM fans can't. Or is it some weird thing were people in Michigan have to work early on Sunday mornings? [Title]

Output: I know your tickets cost


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I've been going to Michigan games all my life, and I love certain aspects of the Big House (like no advertisements), but it tends to be pretty lifeless. Not just quiet, but sort of a dead calm, as if everyone is always waiting for the bottom to fall out or the earth to end. I have been to many other stadiums for ncaa games and nfl games, and the Big House is definitely more like a monastery than a rock concert. Now I understand you don't want actual rock music, but that should be the environment the stadium strives for: loud, raucous, excited and intimidating. It's kind of embarrassing to see 100,000 people so quiet and still sometimes, and nothing is worse than being told to "sit down" during a big play - No, you stand up!. Even Ryan Field (NW) is livelier than Michigan Stadium, and it only seats about 12 people + the band. I'm just saying we can do better, without getting tacky or classless about it. [Title]

Output: Some of the Comments are funny


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] says the home state of such great cities as Toledo, Youngstown, Cleveland, and Cincinnati. I'll give it to you, Columbus is a good cowtown by today's rustbelt standards in the midwest. But as someone who is a C-Bus native, I feel perfectly happy to rip the city, as I could not move away soon enough. And for the campaign, it probably would have generated more goodwill and less negativity had it just said something positive about OSU or referred directly to the 42-7 ass kicking we were handed in November. Instead, it was just a pure dig at one of the best Schools in the country, with one of the most prestigious football programs in the history of the game. Goodwill in a small market is one thing, but there was a lot of outrage among Michigan fans. By my estimation, it may still be have the largest living alumni base of any university in the nation - if that's no longer the case, it's still a shit load of influential people. All and all, not a good move, as proven by the fact that it is coming down asap. [Title]

Output: Yeah Douches...


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Fact: I grew up in Columbus and feel that OSU fans are by and large assholes who focus on little more than OSU football. Fact: Not every Columbus resident is a football loving nut-job. Therefore, it is inaccurate of me to say that the whole city revolves around nothing more than football. However, it is also accurate for me to say that most of the people I know from that town are Buckeye football crazy and can be pretty ruthless if you don't fall in line. Therefore, I am speaking about my personal experience. My experience in Columbus may not be the universal, but what I found. Do you see how that works? I can make a judgment off an experience that I had, however, it may not be true all the time. That does not make my experience or opinions on the experience wrong. [Title]

Output: okay then let me try one more time for you...


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] that maybe casting a judgment over all Columbus area residents is probably inaccurate, but based on my experiences, I will believe what I stated previously. That's all. [Title]

Output: no, I am admitting


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] definitely the best in sports. a lot of my best friends are OSU fans, season ticket holders, psychopaths, etc. I mentioned the counter only because I have seen frequent references to that number from OSU fans on ESPN blogs, facebook pages, emails, or wherever. It was to illustrate how often the average OSU fan thinks specifically about one game: a lot. [Title]

Output: cherish the rivalry


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] that I'm 6'4" and weigh 245lbs (read, a very small individual). But that was kind of my point, people are going to run-off at the mouth under a veil of anonymity. The guy shouldn't be surprised to see a remark that is not entirely based on fact - it happens! [Title]

Output: did I mention


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] did my sweeping generalization of Columbus really offend you that much? Or surprise you rather that someone would do such a thing on an internet blog? Yeah I said it, and I meant it. Maybe it's not true, but I will believe it till the day I die based on what I know. Try not to get your panties in a bunch. [Title]

Output: geez, your sensitve


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] talking to you cfaller. wtf, jesus right back at you man. [Title]

Output: was not


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] but it's sort of the topic of the discussion here, thus I am focused on it for now. The rest of my day will probably be spent enjoying our blue skies and sixty degree days. Have fun in Come-blow-us, Ohio. [Title]

Output: I don't know if you've noticed


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Thank you Bronxblue. The ad is not awful or offensive, just low brow, OSU style humor. [Title]

Output: "It seems sophomoric to me"


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] you spent one day in Denver, and one guy gave you some crap about the wings, and you scale that to a major city wide marketing campaign dogging the wings? Nope, sorry dude not the same as a lifetime of experience. Not the same at all. Yeah, people here hate the wings, but I have never seen an advertiser rip the wings in order to booster customer loyalty. People here probably wouldn't fall for that shit. Face it, Columbus is a one trick pony man. I'm sorry you made the poor life choice of moving there. Perhaps you would have been better off doing some crack. [Title]

Output: a day


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] a michigan fan? perhaps you've been lucky so far, but just give it some time. It really is unbelievable how they covet their football team. growing up there was pretty miserable, and that was during the cooper years - my last football season living in Columbus was 2000. [Title]

Output: are you openly


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] it's not so much an offensive ad, as much as it is a commentary on the city's fixation with the rivalry. For instance, I don't think I've ever seen a similar ad in here in Denver, say giving a cheers to Lane Kiffin and the Raiders for being so terrible. Especially in a season when the Broncos themselves weren't that good. Basically, most large cities are identified by more than a single sport or rivalry. In Columbus, that is not the case. You know they have a newspaper counter on the Dispatch website that counts the number of days since Michigan last beat OSU. Most OSU fans could probably tell you what that number is without having to check because they really care that much and think about it pretty much non-stop. But from the MM perspective, it was definitely smart advertising. [Title]

Output: to be clear


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] what part of my rant was ill-informed? Do you have better information on Columbus? Did you grow up there as a die-hard Michigan fan? As a 6 year old kid, did did adults tell you that Michigan sucked and about how this was OSU's year to beat the snot out of "that school up north?" Ill-informed? I don't think so. Perhaps better informed was what you meant to say. [Title]

Output: also


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] spelling lessons on the internet, thanks buddy! [Title]

Output: spelling lessons on the


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] in the shadow of the whore's shoe. went to high school down the road at upper arlington and my parents still live there. The worst time of the year is xmas, because that is the only time I have to go back. anymore stupid questions? [Title]

Output: born and raised


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] what a pathetic town columbus is. Over 1 million people in the metro area, and the life of every individual in the city revolves wholly around the football team. There is no culture, no class, and certainly nothing else to look forward to. They have to pick on Michigan right now because they no longer matter in the national scope after three straight bowl losses and a schlacking at USC. As someone who grew up in that toilet bowl excuse for a city, I can honestly say that no proper thinking person would allow themselves to live their by choice. However, Buckeyes probably find it hard out here in the real world, so they stick to their disgusting little bubble that we call columbus, and I used to have to call home. They are really the worst people in the world. [Title]

Output: This just shows


Input: [Date] 6 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Who was counting on Threet to lead us this year? I wasn't. I was hoping to hell that Forcier would be the starter from the get go. If September rolled around and Threet was still taking snaps, I don't know if I could stand to watch. Now I finally feel like I have something to look forward to. Yeah, it would be great to have him on the depth chart, but he was a placeholder, not the future. So, let's move forward. [Title]

Output: I just don't get it.


Input: [Date] 6 years 23 weeks ago [Body] how quickly everyone forgot how bad our qb's were last year. I'm actually pretty glad that there is zero chance of sitting through another year of Threet while a young qb develops. Get the guys in there and let'em go - sometimes true freshman qb's work out (see Chad Henne). All I remember from last season was watching other teams and thinking, "God, if only we had that quarterback." And it wasn't just watching elite teams, it was almost every team - KU, USF, Tulsa, Boise, anyone... If Brian is right and Threet was not a naturally confident kid, did we really want him running the team? Imagine the impact that must have had in the huddle. No wonder Odoms couldn't hang on to the ball, he probably never expected it to get there in the first place. Don't we want a guy that knows he'll deliver game after game. I think that was what our team missed last season the most. [Title]

Output: I can't believe


Input: [Date] 6 years 23 weeks ago [Body] but really, he was a 20 year old who was a first time starter. There's a big difference between the two. The bottom line is, Threet was never going to win a game for us. Maybe we got lucky three times last year when he didn't lose the game for us, but he was never going to be a go to guy. At least Forcier and Robinson still have that opportunity. I'd rather go with an unknown then proven failure - no offense Steve. [Title]

Output: He was sort of freshman last year


Input: [Date] 6 years 23 weeks ago [Body] While you never like to see transfers, this certainly doesn't worry me so much as it offends me. You would like to see kids staying regardless of playing time, especially someone who's already sort of a journeymen. However, I had no confidence in Threet's ability, and he showed zero improvement throughout the season. The interceptions were pretty bad, but the fact that he repeatedly dropped the ball for no reason killed me. Any time he took a snap and didn't hand off immediately, I cringed and watched the play with one eye closed. Again, it stinks that he doesn't want to stay on the practice squad, but we can't do much worse with either Forcier or Robinson - and both will likely be much better. [Title]

Output: oh well


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] >Seemed like the wheels kinda [Body]

Output: >Seemed like the wheels kinda fell off the Hoke bus once he left. I was thinking that as well


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I for one believe that the [Body]

Output: I for one believe that the defensive side of the ball should get the greatest attention. Our current woes vs. Ohio State stem largely from a decline on that side. We have not shown any ability to outscore them which seems to be the current approach in the NCAA these days.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Somethings up [Body]

Output: This feels even worse than when the Lions went 0-16. It just feels like the team has no life or spark to them. We are getting killed in the Big play department, getting killed in special teams and field position batle. Something is just not right with this team to fail in such epic fashion. I said something at the game Saturday how I could remember when the 3rd Quarter I could almost always count some positive momentum coming out of the lockerroom....now it is the complete opposite. I certainly think it is more on the coaches than the kids. As much as I want to see some heads roll and changes made I wonder what is best for the kids. It's not fair to put them thru any of this. There just seems to me there are some still deep issues with the team we are unaware of.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 4 days ago [Title] My first thought about [Body]

Output: My first thought about halfway thru the game on Saturday was for them to STOP doing whatever they do to prepare for road games and try something else....anything!


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Interesting I read looking [Body]

Output: Interesting I read looking back at the 1996 and 2005 seasons were both disappointments and in both 1997 and 2006 Michigan had new coordinators for both offense and defense. The two best years the team has had the last 20 years. In 1996 Fred Jackson and Greg Mattison were in their 2nd years as coordinators and were replaced by Jim Hermann and Mike Debord respecrtively. In 2006 Mike Debord took back over for Terry Malone and Ron English for Jim Hermann. This gives me some hope for next year. I was also looking back at Al Borges success at UCLA and Auburn, his two longest stays. After McNown left the UCLA offense nosedived and what happened at Auburn is eerily similar to Michigan's prediciment. I don't think they need to replace Mattison but do think they need to find an up and coming OC from say a MAC school and inject some new life into the offense. I think mentally the offense is just beat down and needs a change.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] What about the defense?? [Body]

Output: What about the defense??


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Let's not forget that the [Body]

Output: Let's not forget that the 1997 team had Chris Floyd in the backfield to help pick up blitzes. I think it's safe to assume that Michigan may see a steady diet of Blitzes. I think it may be unfair to put all the blame on the O-Line. They are also rebuilding the FB and TE positions after the R-Rod years.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] My husband and I will be there (both Michigan grads) with our son and a friend (juniors at U of MN). We are going Friday night -- probably will be at BWW or Stub and Herb's before the game. On Saturday night, the local Michigan alumni association is hosting a get-together at 5:00 at BWW, fyi (just outside Mariucci). [Title]

Output: Will be there


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Adam, please make sure you ask Hoke at the next presser if Brian should eat a lemon or not. [Title]

Output: Important Question


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Body] a tech savvy person needs to grab the domain name eatalemon.com just in case we need it in the future. [Title]

Output: To do Item


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Can we develop some sort of compromise, like he just eats the inside of the lemon and not the rind? (But he must eat it by itself, not as part of a drink or food item) People can suggest compromise ideas and Seth seems to me to be a reasonable and rational person to be the one to decide what is fair after reading everyone's ideas. I will personally donate $100 to Mott if the lemon is eaten. If we go rind and everything, $200. Maybe $250 because I think that is the number that my husband's firm requires to do a match, so it's potentially $500 to Mott. Just a thought. Get the Alumni Association to be involved and put it in their next newsletter - if the ALS bucket challenge raised 100M+, maybe we can do some sort of significant number to Mott. Thanks to LongLiveBo for the Mott idea. (I think it was him). [Title]

Output: A couple of suggestions


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Can we develop some sort of compromise, like he just eats the inside of the lemon and not the rind? (But he must eat it by itself, not as part of a drink or food item) People can suggest compromise ideas and Seth seems to me to be a reasonable and rational person to be the one to decide what is fair after reading everyone's ideas. I will personally donate $100 to Mott if the lemon is eaten. If we go rind and everything, $200. Maybe $250 because I think that is the number that my husband's firm requires to do a match, so it's potentially $500 to Mott. Just a thought. Get the Alumni Association to be involved and put it in their next newsletter - if the ALS bucket challenge raised 100M+, maybe we can do some sort of significant number to Mott. Thanks to LongLiveBo to the Mott idea. (I think it was him). [Title]

Output: A couple of suggestions


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I'll start. I have a unique set of qualifications: I am an overweight, out of shape 53 year old housewife, who is nearly blind and has had 3 knee surgeries, including ACL reconstuction when I was 16 that evidently didn't work because a Dr. told me 5 years ago that I don't have one in my left knee. I think this would be a true test for our OL. [Title]

Output: Here's my idea


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 4 days ago [Body] western suburb of Minneapolis (Not that I've been able to read it - husband immediately grabbed it from me) [Title]

Output: Got Mine on Friday


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] I'm trying Merry's Irish Cream in the coffee (cheaper) and it's pretty good. Passing the time while waiting for a 5 hour carpet installation. Not sure how sober I will be this afternoon..... [Title]

Output: Me too!


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] New basement carpet currently being installed after June 21 flood (basement had to be drain tiled and a sump pump installed, thus the long delay) [Title]

Output: Happy Friday indeed!


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] So enjoyed watching you over the entire year. You were great! Heads up high! Go Blue! [Title]

Output: Thank you guys


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I worked there from 80 - 83. The stories I could tell............... [Title]

Output: I was your waitress


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] My son just received his Michigan acceptance email. [Title]

Output: A little bit of everything


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I was a waitress at Rick's from '80-83 (yes, I am old) and have seen it all. It was a blast. [Title]

Output: The stories I could tell.....


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] We moved here from Ann Arbor in 88 after being born and raised in MI. Very great place to live. I think you will be happy here. I agree with a lot that psonda wrote. I would focus a search on Uptown or if you can afford it, new condos, lofts, etc. that have been built along the Mississippi River in downtown Minneapolis. The con of Uptown is that you usually don't get an indoor parking space and you have to move your car around constantly during our snow emergencies. I'd try to look at places in Mpls where you have a garage spot below the building. You'd be within walking distance to Target field and lots and lots of great bars and restaurants and the Guthrie Theatre. You would also be near the light rail line where you could easily get to the airport. I personally would not do North Minneapolis, but as someone mentioned above it is an up and coming area in some part, but be very careful if you go that direction. Stay South Mpls, Uptown or downtown. The Mac-Groveland area of St. Paul is nice, as are many places near Grand Avenue in St. Paul. Mac-Groveland would be more residential and you'd need a car - our transportation system is not that great here. Grand Ave, depending on the area, has tons of great bars and restaurants. The ring suburbs (Blaine, Roseville, Burnsville) are for young families and restaurant chains, don't do that now. We live in Minnetonka but we're 50 with 2 kids. If I were your age, I'd head right for Uptown where it's the really happening place or downtown Mpls with a condo on the river. Lyn-Lake is a fun area as well but I'm not sure of the housing situation there. [Title]

Output: Some thoughts


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Stop grilling the steaks. Hot dogs for everyone. [Title]

Output: Someone call the cooks


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Body] #tigerblood Actually, I have a marg in hand. [Title]

Output: duh


Input: [Date] 4 years 24 weeks ago [Body] 17 year old crashed the car into a snowbank on the way to his ACT test this morning (probably 2K in damage). Still got there on time, good for him. Then, drove the wrecked car home and got a speeding ticket (his first). He's a good kid so it's hard to figure out how to handle this. [Title]

Output: Lots and lots of wine


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] was my husband's freshman year. He was just telling me the story of that day. He lived on a floor with a bunch of the football players (he was an Honors student) and they spent the whole day outside in the snow playing football. He said that the Florida players were having the most fun. [Title]

Output: 1978


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] So much advice, so little space. I have a 21 year old and a 17 year old, so I can say for certain that you should enjoy the early years because it gets really hard when they are teenagers. Oh, and before you know it, they're all grown up and you wonder where the time went. Again, congrats and have fun! [Title]

Output: Congrats!


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] (I was wondering if someone would mention that). I'm going to leave that to my husband tonight. (Honey, if you're reading, be ready!) [Title]

Output: No, it wasn't


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I went out for a trip to the liquor store (and, OK a massage too) and it looks like I missed all the fun while I was gone. [Title]

Output: Congrats FuManBlue


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Congrats to you. Know what you've been going through. My daughter is waiting to hear from Chem PhD programs any day now and it's been killing her. Best of luck to you! [Title]

Output: Great News!


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Domino's Pizza is the current ad splashed all over this site for me. [Title]

Output: I hate it that


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] 1. Glen Mason 2. Tim Brewster /jk [Title]

Output: My neighbors


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Thanks Coach. Good luck to you and your family. I am sure you will do well with whatever is in your future. [Title]

Output: Thanks


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I just learned what a car bomb was on Saturday night when my husband and I were out and saw the bartender make one and we asked what it was. Pretty funny. I thought I knew my drinks, but this somehow passed by me. We promptly ordered two. [Title]

Output: Funny you mention that


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] that Tim (via the LiveBlog today) said that it's a week. Thus, the speculation was that there'd be an announcement next Wednesday. [Title]

Output: I think


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Maybe you won the Internet today? [Title]

Output: Well done


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] and some beers. [Title]

Output: Lots of tequila


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Our daughter will graduate from there next week. She loved it there. It's a very, very different school than Michigan as I'm sure you know. It's a very small, liberal arts college with kids who are very smart and a little quirky. The class sizes are really small and you get to know profs really well. She doesn't regret her decision one bit. She's had the time of her life for the past 3 1/2 years. (She turned down Michigan's Honors program (too big of a school for her) and some other "big name" schools, large and small, to go there). My advice: You need to really visit the school to make sure that you will fit in with the personality of the type of kid who goes there. Mpls/St. Paul is a great area and if you can, you really need to visit. [Title]

Output: Macalester Answer


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Body] >Seemed like the wheels kinda fell off the Hoke bus once he left. I was thinking that as well [Title]

Output: >Seemed like the wheels kinda


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I for one believe that the defensive side of the ball should get the greatest attention. Our current woes vs. Ohio State stem largely from a decline on that side. We have not shown any ability to outscore them which seems to be the current approach in the NCAA these days. [Title]

Output: I for one believe that the


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Body] This feels even worse than when the Lions went 0-16. It just feels like the team has no life or spark to them. We are getting killed in the Big play department, getting killed in special teams and field position batle. Something is just not right with this team to fail in such epic fashion. I said something at the game Saturday how I could remember when the 3rd Quarter I could almost always count some positive momentum coming out of the lockerroom....now it is the complete opposite. I certainly think it is more on the coaches than the kids. As much as I want to see some heads roll and changes made I wonder what is best for the kids. It's not fair to put them thru any of this. There just seems to me there are some still deep issues with the team we are unaware of. [Title]

Output: Somethings up


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 4 days ago [Body] My first thought about halfway thru the game on Saturday was for them to STOP doing whatever they do to prepare for road games and try something else....anything! [Title]

Output: My first thought about


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Body] Interesting I read looking back at the 1996 and 2005 seasons were both disappointments and in both 1997 and 2006 Michigan had new coordinators for both offense and defense. The two best years the team has had the last 20 years. In 1996 Fred Jackson and Greg Mattison were in their 2nd years as coordinators and were replaced by Jim Hermann and Mike Debord respecrtively. In 2006 Mike Debord took back over for Terry Malone and Ron English for Jim Hermann. This gives me some hope for next year. I was also looking back at Al Borges success at UCLA and Auburn, his two longest stays. After McNown left the UCLA offense nosedived and what happened at Auburn is eerily similar to Michigan's prediciment. I don't think they need to replace Mattison but do think they need to find an up and coming OC from say a MAC school and inject some new life into the offense. I think mentally the offense is just beat down and needs a change. [Title]

Output: Interesting I read looking


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Body] What about the defense?? [Title]

Output: What about the defense??


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Body] Let's not forget that the 1997 team had Chris Floyd in the backfield to help pick up blitzes. I think it's safe to assume that Michigan may see a steady diet of Blitzes. I think it may be unfair to put all the blame on the O-Line. They are also rebuilding the FB and TE positions after the R-Rod years. [Title]

Output: Let's not forget that the


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Michigan should aim to be the best public school in the nation. I think UVA and UCLA have passed us in recent rankings and we've dropped to page 2 on USNews (which like it or not holds clout over hs seniors). Over 6,000 students is HUGE; it was a record 5,000 when I enrolled a decade ago and the dorms were crowded. President Schlissel, cut class sizes and return Michigan to its rightful perch as the best public Ivy in the nation. [Title]

Output: Michigan should aim to be the


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Body] the technology on this site is almost unbearable, at least we finally got the hd iphone app to use [Title]

Output: the technology on this site


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I love 2 halves in college bb, the first sets up the tempo and game strategy for the second, and they both feel relevant. 4 quarters reminds me of boring NBA games where there's almost no reason to watch the first half [Title]

Output: I love 2 halves in college


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Would rather we spent more supporting the current teams and bring home more NC's [Title]

Output: Would rather we spent more


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Brandon Minor. Without injuries and a burned redshirt, he probably would've put up an insane season opposite Denard. [Title]

Output: Brandon Minor. Without


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Body] is the Joe always this dead? [Title]

Output: is the Joe always this dead?


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] 6 is the perfect number. It rewards the top two teams and excludes 2 loss teams. The NFL playoffs area so much better with 6 on each side than 8 like the NBA [Title]

Output: 6 is the perfect number. It


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] chipotle mayo [Title]

Output: chipotle mayo


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 1 day ago [Body] What ever happened to parity in college sports? The same group of teams win the actual championship every year in college football and basketball. [Title]

Output: What ever happened to parity


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Why so much hate for Wisconsin? They are not a traditional power and are succeeding without one-and-dones. Seems like a team to root for if there ever was one. [Title]

Output: Why so much hate for


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] You can win and get invaluable experience too [Title]

Output: You can win and get


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Brian Cook, ladies and gentlemen. [Title]

Output: Brian Cook, ladies and


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] AMEN. Can't stand this pablum studios have been giving us for some 10-15 years now. [Title]

Output: AMEN. Can't stand this


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Body] https://m.youtube.com/?hl=en-GB&gl=GB#/watch?v=5163pfq4xAg [Title]


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] i dont think you can make that argument, though he was arguably the most exciting [Title]

Output: i dont think you can make


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] need to get a punter like that [Title]

Output: need to get a punter like


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] thanks for volunteering! [Title]

Output: thanks for volunteering!


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] but he can develop more in the nba [Title]

Output: but he can develop more in


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Too soon to say who doesn't look promising [Title]

Output: Too soon to say who doesn't


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] why is accessible seating against the glass at Yost but not at other arenas? [Title]

Output: why is accessible seating


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] yeehah [Title]

Output: yeehah


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Hoo ah! [Title]

Output: Hoo ah!


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Great win last night! [Title]

Output: Great win last night!


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Scaling with traffic is a solved problem as of 10 years ago -- that this site actually "upgrades" capacity instead of using an auto-scaled service like Amazon Web Services or Heroku is pretty unbelievable. [Title]

Output: Scaling with traffic is a


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm using MGoBlog HD, not sure why anyone would still be using the old app. [Title]

Output: I'm using MGoBlog HD, not


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Same. TomVH's stuff at ESPN has really sucked, even when he was only covering Michigan [Title]

Output: Same. TomVH's stuff at ESPN