Input: [Date] 2 years 3 weeks ago [Body] It doesn't look like there is a really good yes/no predictor yet. There are genetic tests that can be done, but they still can't diagnose ALS confidently, let alone predict the development of its symptoms. It looks like, at best, you could discover that you have an allele that's associated with higher risk for ALS. http://www.alsa.org/about-als/genetic-testing-for-als.html Im not a medical doctor. [Title]

Output: It doesn't look like there is


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] A toast to your party being a smashing success! Evan Williams on my side ... straight ... I'm poor. [Title]

Output: A toast to your party being a


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] All right Coach Belein. [Title]

Output: All right Coach Belein.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Just keep your eye on sportscenter ... he'll pop up, eventually. [Title]

Output: Just keep your eye on


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Agreed, but (was thinking about this while watching Burke crack THE NEXT LEVEL today) the Kansas and Syracuse games may go down as even more legendary to me. VCU did have a lot of hype as a dark horse, but those other opponents were giants. I like me some giant slaying. [Title]

Output: Agreed, but (was thinking


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Sweet audio lollies, that's not bad. A toast to you, newcomer. /bourbon [Title]

Output: Sweet audio lollies, that's


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Just remember that Runyan rhymes with Paul Bunyan. Convince yourself he's a giant with a big blue ox and you will never forgot. RUNYAN THE GIANT. [Title]

Output: Just remember that Runyan


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Haha the random middle finger ... hey, local celebrity is better than nothing, right? ... right? [Title]

Output: Haha the random middle finger


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] At an event with open bar - brandy old fashioneds all night! [Title]

Output: At an event with open bar -


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] No order: - Mila Kunis - my girlfriend [Title]

Output: No order: - Mila Kunis - my


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Body] This guy is good. [Title]

Output: This guy is good.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Man I'm 28 and I can actually FEEL myself falling behind modern gaming as it changes. Like ... I COULD keep up if I really wanted, but now it takes brainpower that I know I should be allocating to like ... work or something. And don't even get me started on twitter lol. [Title]

Output: Man I'm 28 and I can actually


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I went to Hope over Michigan as well. I was motivated partly by academics, and partly by personal preference. Academically, Hope is a super successful launching point for pre-med students. Many of my classmates went on to Michigan medical/dental school, and I thought maybe I wanted to do the same. As for personal preference, I just really liked the small class sizes, the personal atmosphere, and the direct contact I had with my professors. The small-scale thing is not for everybody, but I really made us of their wisdom and learned a lot about being an independent scientist. Oh, as it turns out, Hope is really big into undergraduate research. And I don't mean like you work in a big lab full of grads and post docs doing menial tasks for them - the entire system is designed to make sure you have your own project, you're the one calling the shots, coming up with ideas, etc. You're actually the most important person they have. So I fell in love with the lab, and now I'm closing in on a PhD in neuroscience. I still keep in touch with my professors at Hope via email, they want to know how I'm doing. I may even go back to Holland and give a seminar talk on my work in the near future. Basically, it worked out really well for me. [Title]

Output: I went to Hope over Michigan


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] DESHAWNA [Title]

Output: DESHAWNA


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I actually made two versions of Hoke pointing in this style ... firstly, there's the Epic Double Point: ... and then a full body point: ... which I combined with my favorite football players to use as my desktop background (click to embiggen?) [Title]

Output: I actually made two versions


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I can't help feeling like decorating this place with basketball stuff would make it feel too much like some ACC blog. I know we love our bball here, but football is our evolutionary history - it's tied more closely to how we got here, not just who we are now. Ugh, I'm having a hard time even agreeing with what I just wrote, because Michigan basketball has had a pretty great history too. Ok fine maybe I don't have any good logic, the basketball banner just seems odd to me somehow. [Title]

Output: I can't help feeling like


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I thought this photo looked familiar - I used it to make some iPhone wallpapers/t-shirts a while back. [Title]

Output: I thought this photo looked


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That article seems to have had quite the impact. OSU has had TONS of success as of late, which means that at least half of any criticism directed at them can be dismissed as mere jealousy. However, there has been SO much STRONG evidence laid against them lately indicating that their sporting culture is offensively obsessive and detrimental that I do believe it has merit. My null hypothesis is that Ohioans are really no different than us - they are so similar, right? - but I am willing to be swayed, and I do feel swayed. I truly think they're being douches. [Title]

Output: That article seems to have


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I've always thought that way too. To strengthen the argument, you can also point out that "baking soda" is clearly the correct noun form of soda. If baking soda = soda, then soda pop = pop. [Title]

Output: I've always thought that way


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] I don't understand ... so strange ... and sad. [Title]

Output: I don't understand ... so


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] While I agree with you - and actually think it's a really interesting psychological phenomenon that we have this obsession with guessing the future - I've had to accept that predictions are like 75% of what sports media does when their sport isn't presently happening. I know, I know ... "What good is predicting things anyway? All that matters is the true outcome." Yeah, but ... you try and stop them. It's like telling someone to stop blinking. If you think about your sport at all, it's natural to build hypothetical scenarios. Next you're weighing the relative likelihoods of them actually happening. And that finally leads to predictions. I think that NOT doing so takes a measured degree of conscious restraint. [Title]

Output: While I agree with you - and


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Body] His rap is bad. It's funny. And he ditched MSU to do it, which is also funny. I know people round these parts stress that we should ignore MSU and pretend they don't exist to prove we don't care about them, but lets be honest - that's hard to do when this sort of gold keeps digging itself up. And anyway, they have been pretty good at football lately, so I don't really feel like pretending that hasn't bothered me. I want to laugh at their misfortune a little, my sparty malice meter is higher these last few years than it's historically been, and they earned it. When they are well and truly relegated to nobody status, I'll stop caring. For now, I kind of hate them. [Title]

Output: His rap is bad. It's funny.


Input: [Date] 2 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I love that the Charity Bowl features 'Make Spencer Eat Cheese University' (MSECU) - if you look at the comments section, they even have a mascot & a fight song: Meats leave you bloated Grains give you turds Veggies are disgusting Go! Fight! Curds! Also of note - the fictional Miskatonic University from the writings of H.P. Lovecraft made the list of donators. [Title]

Output: I love that the Charity Bowl


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] congratulations! that's quite the accomplishment. make sure you have a celebratory beer or cocktail this weekend to celebrate how far you've come. *high five* [Title]

Output: congratulations! that's


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] That's what I was worried about! I didn't do this ... right? [Title]

Output: That's what I was worried


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I had whipped this up a while back ... but now one of these guys has left for geener pastures, & the other one is injured :/ I suck at embedding - here's a link for embiggening the banner: http://i.imgur.com/kaw0nK0.png [Title]

Output: I had whipped this up a while


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I hope our tiny eaglet grows into a fierce raptor. The bird kind, not the Toronto kind. They are bad. [Title]

Output: I hope our tiny eaglet grows


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Exactly right. Wear your colors, sure, he will notice that. But the best thing you can do for your colors is to back them up with class, grace, and respect. We can rag on Ohio all we want, because screw those guys, but when it comes to actually interacting with them, you simply have to be the best person you can be. It's just the right thing to do. [Title]

Output: Exactly right. Wear your


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Nope. Relishing the tears of the vanquished is just part of sports. It's no big deal, it's not like you're celebrating a person losing their job or falling ill. It's just sports. This is what we do - everyone wins & loses. You feel good, you feel bad. You get to dole out some pride in victory, you gotta take your medicine in defeat. You can't be too sensitive about everybody's feelings, because it's honestly not that important. It's just sports. It's better to not be a bunch of assholes, but it doesn't mean you have to carefully navigate the minefield of human emotion to avoid offending the enemy. [Title]

Output: Nope. Relishing the tears of


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Watching this tournament has made me want to go shoot a basketball, just to see the arching trajectory again and hear the sounds of the ball rattling home, swishing through the net, and (more often than not) clanking off the irons uselessly. This team has helped me regain a huge appreciation for the aesthetic of the sport. [Title]

Output: Watching this tournament has


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I need to change my avatar, I hate wisconsin now. [Title]

Output: I need to change my avatar, I


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT TO BE SAFE [Title]

Output: I'M STILL WEARING THE SHIRT


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I would say nothing & try to ninja away unseen. I'm afraid I would be more of a distraction than an inspiration. [Title]

Output: I would say nothing & try to


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I, too, am utilizing wardrobe continuity to give us the maximum probability of victory. I've worn the same shirt for each of our NCAA tournament games so far. I accidentally washed it with a bunch of other laundry before the Syracuse game & I was terrified that I screwed us, but everything turned out ok. In fact, I have watched the games in at least 4 different locations, with various other factors in constant flux - beers drank or not drank, solo or with friends, etc. I'm starting to think maybe our team is winning because they're talented and well-coached or something ... [Title]

Output: I, too, am utilizing wardrobe


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] it's ok, you won't be able to miss his future highlights on sportscenter [Title]

Output: it's ok, you won't be able to


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I can relate, my Patronus is a koala. [Title]

Output: I can relate, my Patronus is


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I like that clip in which he sets 3 screens in like a 7-second span. he's just digging space out of the defense. almost like a giant puppy. [Title]

Output: I like that clip in which he


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] It's from those AT&T commercials, which I admittedly enjoy. [Title]

Output: It's from those AT&T


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] scientist here. his work checks out. carry on. [Title]

Output: scientist here. his work


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] speaking of wizards, I feel like this craptastic photoshop of Burke & Stauskas enchanting the rock I whipped up on Saturday was eerily prescient. CHEAP SELF RE-POST. [Title]

Output: speaking of wizards, I feel


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I think it's for facebook, no? I could be wrong. [Title]

Output: I think it's for facebook,


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Not only is this poem clever & entertaining, but it's also a very complete summary of the key events in the game! Except not only did it include the things that happened, but how we all felt about it at the time. I will be able to read this years from now & remember how it felt to watch this game. [Title]

Output: Not only is this poem clever


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] wizards at work [Title]

Output: wizards at work


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I want to love this, but I'm too lazy to find the relevant videos. [Title]

Output: I want to love this, but I'm


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I think so? I'm not sure. We won, though. I feel happy. Belein = good. Edit: Ok ok I should expand a little to be thoughtful. It seemed to me like one of the biggest things Belein did well was to get Jeff Withey away from the basket on defense. We didn't always make the shot, but by pulling Withey towards the perimeter, it allowed McGary to go all McGary in the paint. Which, as we know, was huge. I guess I believe that Belein deserves some credit for getting McGary's production today. Awesome stuff. [Title]

Output: I think so? I'm not sure.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] GET THIS MAN A BEER [Title]

Output: GET THIS MAN A BEER


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] truly a noble endeavor. I abstained from posting in the game thread, but I can tell you, I did not want to believe. I was afraid of getting my heart broken if I believed. but I stayed tuned in the whole game, experienced all the frustration & agony, and then finally the unbelievable relief & bliss. I can't say I stayed optimistic. that would be a lie. but I stayed hopeful. and holy crap am I happy! [Title]

Output: truly a noble endeavor. I


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Here in Madison, I am going to drink bourbon atop a throne made of the ashes of my fallen enemies. [Title]

Output: Here in Madison, I am going


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I liked it when McGary would make jumpers in Witheys face. Yeah ... I liked that. [Title]

Output: I liked it when McGary would


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I have also played competitive soccer at a number of levels, and while I agree that the sport, in its purest essence, is a tough & physical game, I would also have to agree that the culture of professional soccer is a little bit "princess-ish". So to me it's two different things - a great game full of beautiful action that I can't stand to follow due to the terrible implementation of rules and the subsequent total corruption of the spirit of play. [Title]

Output: I have also played


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I'm so excited but I can barely watch! [Title]

Output: I'm so excited but I can


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] In all seriousness, Vincent is the man. He wasnt shaken when it happened, and he's never been shaken since. He did a great Q&A session on reddit which just illustrated his effortless badassery. He even answered a question of mine about his sick blocking, 9 DAYS AFTER I POSED IT, cuz he's that sweet. He cited his "killer instinct", which I believe 100%. V. Smith forever. [Title]

Output: In all seriousness, Vincent


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] I fucking hate this place sometimes. [Title]

Output: I fucking hate this place


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] You know, it's hard to tell. They're a relatively comatose crowd so far ... obviously there hasn't been a lot to react to. I'm with two lab mates who are local, they're basically just complaining about how terrible the badgers' FG % is. Which is legit. No particular insights, just wishing the shots were falling. [Title]

Output: You know, it's hard to tell.


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Fuck Wisconsin. - Posted from the Buffalo Wild Wings in the center of the UW-Madison campus [Title]

Output: Fuck Wisconsin. - Posted from


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Hah, fair question - I'm a PhD student at UW-Madison, so I guess I've got a little bit of academic pride at least, and I enjoy Madison. I was kinda cool with their football team, as they were in the Leaders Division, so who cares, but honestly I'm learning to hate them after this basketball season. I had to see all their stupid fans' faces outside the Kohl Center after that miracle bullshit they pulled on us, and I was mere moments away from steering my vehicle into the masses. JK I'm not murderous. But for real, I was kinda mad. [Title]

Output: Hah, fair question - I'm a


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Oh damnit this is my girlfriend. Notre Dame fan in football season, Indiana fan in basketball season, Chicago Bulls fan for NBA, Indianapolis Colts fan for NFL. I give her shit by listing my sports allegiances as MICHIGAN MICHIGAN DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT. Fergodsakes, have an identity people. [Title]

Output: Oh damnit this is my


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] PLoS Biology should be free to submit, as the "premium" journal. [Title]

Output: PLoS Biology should be free


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Yep, just like everyone else has said already, I'll echo it - really nice interview, charisma & genuine enthusiasm are a go with this one. Massive approval at this point. Looks like a great fit. [Title]

Output: Yep, just like everyone else


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Easy ... PLoS ONE was designed as an open access journal which evaluates submissions on quality of work alone, not the "hotness" of the topic. That's why it's different from journals such as Nature or Science, which have high impact factors. The trade-off is that these journals can be almost tabloid in nature - the kind of articles that get published here are cutting edge, but unreplicated. A decent proportion of these high impact studies wash out as nothing of substance - just something that garners a lot of attention at first blush. Additionally, PLoS has other "versions" of itself - such as PLoS Genetics & PLoS Biology. PLoS Biology is actually a very prestigious journal with a high impact factor - but ironically, they are obligated to not advertise that fact based on their founding philosophy that impact factor is not the alpha & omega of publication. I should also admit that I'm a big proponent of open access scientific formats, & I think it's particularly favorable for large scale studies that use a high volume of data because there are no length restrictions or limitations on how the data can be shared with the scientific community. My two cents. [Title]

Output: Easy ... PLoS ONE was


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] At least we get the entire state of Texas who aren't A&M fans who hate A&M. [Title]

Output: At least we get the entire


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I think Detroit Catholic [Body]

Output: I think Detroit Catholic Central could be considered a pipeline or a developing one at that. Wyatt Shallman, Matt Godin, walk on QB Garret Moores, and of course Mike Martin are from CC


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Title] As a Catholic, I think it is [Body]

Output: As a Catholic, I think it is completely inappropriate to take this kind of a cheap shot at anyone's religion. I don't think he would like if someone said "You can't trust the Mormons because they have multiple wives." Stereotyping people based on their religion isn't cool. And I dislike Notre Dame strongly but this is too far


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Forgive me if this is already [Body]

Output: Forgive me if this is already posted somewhere, but who is the "home" team in our game?


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Michigan is going to have a [Body]

Output: Michigan is going to have a pretty tough opponent in SC. Hopefully we can pull it together


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Going to Catholic Central, I [Body]

Output: Going to Catholic Central, I can say that this is not a representation of Catholic Schools and I don't know how this happened but it is very unfortunate.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Our game against BGSU is not [Body]

Output: Our game against BGSU is not a series right it is one and done right?


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Holy crap. We deff. should [Body]

Output: Holy crap. We deff. should not take BGSU lightly. The semis are not a series right they are 1 and done right?


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I have a final four of [Body]

Output: I have a final four of Kentucky, FSU, North Carolina, and Michigan State. And for the finals I have kentucky vs. UNC with UNC upsetting Kentucky for the championship. I know I know 3 #1 seeds is not daring but what the hell


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Turned 16 yesterday and quite [Body]

Output: Turned 16 yesterday and quite frankly wishing I turned 19 so I could drive up to Canada and get some. This loss today is still hurting and while you all have alcohol I am still punching holes in the wall. Here is to hoping we do better in the NCAA tournament


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] 214 [Body]

Output: 214


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Detroit Catholic Central won [Body]

Output: Detroit Catholic Central won the team wrestling state championship!


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Ouch man the ratings must be [Body]

Output: Ouch man the ratings must be extremely low


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I'm worried we won't win a [Body]

Output: I'm worried we won't win a single game this season


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] thank you sir a half hour [Body]

Output: thank you sir a half hour drive would be good to get my mind of this crap


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] What if we aren't old enough [Body]

Output: What if we aren't old enough to drink? I going to resort to saying Fuck over and over again and banging my head against a wall


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] This team is going to get [Body]

Output: This team is going to get eliminated in the first round playing like that. Unbelievalble


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Game over. FUCK THIS SHIT [Body]

Output: Game over. FUCK THIS SHIT


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] That's better [Body]

Output: That's better


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Should be marked as "OT" [Body]

Output: Should be marked as "OT"


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] Game over [Body]

Output: Game over


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] SHOOT BETTER SHOTS DAMN IT [Body]

Output: SHOOT BETTER SHOTS DAMN IT


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] Dylan Roney get offered yet? [Body]

Output: Dylan Roney get offered yet?


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] I Love Everyone!!!! [Body]

Output: I Love Everyone!!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] I think LTT visited Wisconsin [Body]

Output: I think LTT visited Wisconsin this weekend if that affects anything.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] OH MY GOD.... TOO MUCH [Body]

Output: OH MY GOD.... TOO MUCH HAPPINESS


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Title] If we beat OSU I will start [Body]

Output: If we beat OSU I will start to get excitied. Go Blue


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Who did we play in this game? [Body]

Output: Who did we play in this game?


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Title] On a related note: How is [Body]

Output: On a related note: How is Alabama doing selling their share of tickets? Does anyone know?


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Title] If I hear one more word about [Body]

Output: If I hear one more word about Stefon Diggs I might puke. But anyways, hopefully he does not pick Ohio. Other than that, good luck to the kid


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] No way that happens [Body]

Output: No way that happens


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] That is all. [Title]

Output: Football is coming


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] That matches the Glidden official paint color so I don't have to repaint my basement. [Title]

Output: the one


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I have an HD projector paired with a 106" screen. It's pretty impressive. Of course this setup depends on viewing area. Mine is in the basement where I can control the amount of light that in the room. [Title]

Output: Projector


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] He's a liar, a cheater, and an alleged coke head. [Title]

Output: Pete Rose is a piece of crap.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Look at young kids today. I bet you see 10 wearing UA for every 1 Adidas. That is probably a very conservative guess too. [Title]

Output: Not Sure How


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Do you really think it is hard for an athlete to graduate from any major sports program college. Come on now. [Title]

Output: Same Everywhere


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] Why cover up the best looking helmet in all of football? [Title]

Output: Nooooo


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Fuck Karma and fuck Cowboys haters. This rule is total bull shit. That was a catch. It was possessed and advanced. Running with the ball is a football move. Two weeks in a row the Cowboy's game has been marred by poor officiating. Fuck the NFL for their incompetence. [Title]

Output: Fuck the NFL


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] to watch the buckeyes lose on monday [Title]

Output: arrived in time


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] enjoy the mistletoe. [Title]

Output: enjoy


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] on espn3 it is listed as needing a password. [Title]

Output: Are you sure


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I can't believe I read that whole post. A. The head coach is responsible for all aspects of the team. B. There are good and bad people in all levels of jobs. It is apparent that we have too many bad coaches. [Title]

Output: wowsers


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Do You Really Want to Hurt Me [Title]

Output: Culture Club


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 51 min ago [Body] For someone that was at the game: Did the hit on Shane replay on the video board? How did no one with authority see a hit that was flagged and had a large crowd response? I call bullshit. [Title]

Output: Replay?


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] ah fuck it. see ya. [Title]

Output: wait, don't go


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I have watched every Michigan game from beginning to end for the last 23 years. This is the first game I have ever turned off before it was over. After Gardner came in I did not see a team that had given up but I saw a coach who had. Fuck Hoke! Fire Hoke! [Title]

Output: Personal First


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Sports are nothing but heartache but what else are we going to do, talk to our wives? [Title]

Output: Heartache


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Body] They have a proven head coach and they will improve as the season goes on. [Title]

Output: They are not Michigan


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Body] unlike Michigan OSU will improve as the season goes on. [Title]

Output: however


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Body] After today's offensive performance you want to promote Nuss? Wow. [Title]

Output: really?


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Took until a week ago to get excited... but damn, I'm excited now! [Title]

Output: same here


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Fantasy football draft 1 tomorrow, a smoker full of meat on Sunday and fantasy football draft 2 to wrap it all up on Monday. I should just call it "Man" weekend. [Title]

Output: Hells Yeah


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm eating pretzels and watching cartoons with my 5 year old daughter. She refused to watch more preseason NFL. What's up with that? [Title]

Output: it's 8:30 am


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 4 days ago [Body] it's a shame that we live in a world that cares about sexual preference. this should not be news. [Title]

Output: what a shame


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Body] 1. yes but its unlikely. 2. people who own walmart stock are as much a part of the problem as people who shop at walmart. 3. everybody's shit stinks. 4. see #3 5. the already get paid... see your student loan balance. 6. kitty, always kitty. [Title]

Output: answers


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] Lost my dad to cancer 17 years ago, and now my mom is losing a battle against ovarian cancer. This weekend she traveled 3 hours to see me graduate from the University of Cincinnati (I'm 41 and just finished my undergrad). She was skin and bones and looked horrible. Luckily she was seated about 10 feet from where I wound up sitting during the ceremony. It made my day to see the pride on her face. I'm going to miss her. [Title]

Output: Fuck cancer indeed


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] blah blah blah Culvers blah blah blah [Title]

Output: what I heard


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Body] We don't realize how much we need them until they are gone. I miss mine too. [Title]

Output: That's the thing about dads


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] it's been a tough week. I'm ready for the weekend. [Title]

Output: let's do this


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] everyone [Title]

Output: fire


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Body] Most (all) losses of the Hoke era were a direct result of Borges having his head planted firmly up his ass. [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 1 year 43 weeks ago [Body] Didn't much like it. [Title]

Output: 2005


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for sharing. you should have hired out. There's lots of "real men" out there that could have used the job. At $50 an hour it would have been worth the $75 it would have cost for assembly. /joking - don't get your panties in a bunch. /still joking [Title]

Output: good thread


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] every day something makes me want to never come back here.. yet every day here I am. [Title]

Output: every day


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] Taking my two kids to a pumpkin patch with my brother and his two kids. All are under the age of five. Once we wear them out, hopefully we can watch Ohio lose. [Title]

Output: Pumpkin Patch


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] the lady will come when you least expect it. just don't be too picky. [Title]

Output: give it time


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] one of those nerds became a sucessful ER doctor. [Title]

Output: nerds


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] used rt since they bought fanball. would like to switch to a free site that allows custom scoring and scheduling of double headers. so far haven't found one. [Title]

Output: rt


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] its not written much better than wrestling entry music but it still rocks. I know its cool to join the hate bandwagon and all, so pile on... [Title]

Output: that rocks


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Body] just finished my "budget" home theater. have a BenQ 1080p 3D projector and a 106" Elite screen. combined they were $1300. picture is great but the size is simply amazing. [Title]

Output: yes projector


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] how much longer I can last. eyelids getting sooo heavy. [Title]

Output: not sure


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] has left Cincinnati for NC. [Title]

Output: Chiquita


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] they recently announced plans to expand the stadium. [Title]

Output: stadium


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] tell that to Rutgers. [Title]

Output: right


Input: [Date] 2 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I thought it spoke well to how our work relationships really are - temporary yet cherished in retrospect. I will miss the show. Part of me always wanted a boss like Michael Scott. [Title]

Output: thought it was great


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Body] my baby won't get one and we live in Ohio. [Title]

Output: sold out now


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] too many I's in this post. [Title]

Output: yawn


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] chills [Title]

Output: chills


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] for a "friend". [Title]

Output: right


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] yuengling light [Title]

Output: yuengling light


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Michigan wins by a bunch. people celebrate. [Title]

Output: not even close


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] 69-58 [Title]

Output: Ohio loses


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] the more maize the better. [Title]

Output: hell yeah


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Viggle - you check into tv shows to earn points. then cash your points in for gift cards. songza - builds a playlist based on your mood or activity. Google music - upload your music collection and have access to it everywhere. Allrecipes - search recipes based on ingredient, cooking time, etc. email recipes and create shopping list from the recipe. [Title]

Output: apps


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Body] newer mobile devices don't support Flash. can you use youtube videos for these posts? [Title]

Output: no Flash


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] they never surprise me. [Title]

Output: espn sucks


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] It's NYC, I expect a maize out at MSG! [Title]

Output: Road game?


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] No one here cares about The Game. The only Ohio fans are transplants from Cbus. Down here it's all UK and Cincinnati basketball. [Title]

Output: Update from Southwest Ohio


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Iowa is pretty bad. [Title]

Output: I'll hold my judgement


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] just kidding. I hung on every word. Fantastic post, well done. [Title]

Output: tl, dr


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Oh wow, made him miss. Wow oh wow oh wow oh wow! Touchdown for Denard! [Title]

Output: This is me watching Denard


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] but how awesome would Pat's song, "I Love You, Beaver" had been? [Title]

Output: yeah


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I like to think that M isn't as obsessed with O as O is with M. [Title]

Output: I like to


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] power to the people! [Title]

Output: I vote for less mods


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title]

Output: "I'm 40!"


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] My Wife: "Can't we delete this OSU game from the DVR." Me: "Don't tell me my business, devil woman!" [Title]

Output: My Wife


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for the stream. I get angry when I can't see the games. [Title]

Output: Thanks


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Where Devin can throw the homerun ball, Denard can hit a homerun everytime he touches the ball. There really is no comparison between the two. Denard is a rare talent and needs to touch the ball every play. [Title]

Output: Homerun


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] you can't spell Lolo without LOL. [Title]

Output: you can't


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] 10 fieldgoals for Michigan this week. That might be a record. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] And maybe you could take a certain offensive coordinator with you for the rest of the football season. [Title]

Output: C-ya


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Lets just put flags the girls. BS! [Title]

Output: Late hit. Wtf?


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Hoke is wearing long sleaves? WTF, coach? [Title]

Output: Hoke


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] My wife is still mad that I kept her from rushing the field that game. [Title]

Output: Yep


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Close enough, anyway. [Title]

Output: Yep


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Have you ever had deja deja deja deja deja vu? [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Oh shoot out of weed I guess I will drink some beer App don't format right [Title]

Output: And...


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] UC's Nippert stadium capacity. The Big East is still a BCS conference, right? [Title]

Output: 35,097


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] it needs some nudity, other than that i liked it. [Title]

Output: needs nudity


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Body] This city is in a state of shock over the Reds' choke job. I've been telling all my coworkers that it's OK because the Tigers won and they can cheer for them now. Sadly, no one here cares. [Title]

Output: I live in Cincinnati


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Body] On my phone. Lol [Title]

Output: I can't find the ctrl key


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Didn't read all the responses, hope it's not a repeat. [Title]

Output: 63-13


Input: [Date] 2 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. [Title]

Output: idiot


Input: [Date] 2 years 43 weeks ago [Body] you do realize that WVa is not on the coast, right? [Title]

Output: ummm


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Bearcats [Title]

Output: Go


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] The Boat House is a Montgomery Inn location. Montgomery Inn specializes in over-priced, over-rated ribs. [Title]

Output: Boat House


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] or Denard dreads. [Title]

Output: or


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Body] There's cheating in college. I'm shocked! [Title]

Output: Wait


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Body] start something worth talking about instead of being a bitch. it's not like there's an abundance of topics on this board, anyway. [Title]

Output: start a good thread


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Body] You are under 30 and not an alcoholic, then drink away. If you are over 30, then you may want to pace yourself. [Title]

Output: If


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Mark May and Lou Holtz are idiots. [Title]

Output: news flash


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Too bad Dez can't go to them anymore. [Title]

Output: Too bad


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] You sir, have a bright future. [Title]

Output: You


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] 28 hour labor for our first. The first one, just doesn't want to come out. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] I thought BWC was Bo Duke? [Title]

Output: Wait


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Only one cup. No wonder I have diabetes. [Title]

Output: Oh


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 hours ago [Body] Tea Leaf Green - Raise Up the Tent I've been hooked on it for a long while. [Title]

Output: Tea Leaf Green


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 days ago [Body] Me too [Title]

Output: Me too


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Body] My kid is missing her Yo Gabba Gabba. I want my Nick channels back! [Title]

Output: Thanks Directv/Viacom


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Excellent piece, B. The fridge story was great. I know too many people that tell me how great they are, but show me very little. [Title]

Output: Nicely done


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Body] I just woke up from my 2:30 nap. Only about an hour left in my work week. [Title]

Output: Yawn


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I love boobs for no reason. [Title]

Output: But...


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Body] So you're saying there's a chance? [Title]

Output: Demar


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I would create a daily feature called "Brendan Gibbons' Brunette of the Day". [Title]

Output: I would


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Stranglehold has to be played after great defensive plays. Not the whole song, just that classic guitar riff. [Title]

Output: Stranglehold


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Am I a bad person for really liking the trashy Pam? [Title]

Output: Hmmm


Input: [Date] 3 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I'm a big fan. What a group, over 25 years of music and over 40 million records sold. hard to believe that I started listening to them in the seventh grade. I'm pushing 40 now and still jam to the Beastie Boys. [Title]

Output: Sad news


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [Title]

Output: Guilty


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] My two year old is finally singing The Victors. [Title]

Output: Beautiful


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Is what we old folks know as bush. [Title]

Output: Stuffed in her bottom


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] As an app user I hate when a post just has a link with no explanation of the content therein. All I ask for is enough to get the gist of the story. Stay within fair use guidelines, but let me know what you are linking me to. [Title]

Output: Great post


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Murray St v. Col St. Both have similar RPIs, but the rams have an SOS of 4. They have struggled against the RPI top 50 going 3-6, but do I smell an upset? [Title]

Output: Over thinking picks


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Last year, a lot of so called experts picked Tennessee. How did that work out. [Title]

Output: Last year


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Beat them inbread ignorant Mutherfockers that i have to deal with every day of my life. HaIL! [Title]

Output: Beat Ohio!


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I don't care if Purdue does it tonight, or Michigan does it tomorrow... just for the love of God, someone, please BEAT OHIO!! [Title]

Output: Beat Ohio


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Way to go mgodev! [Title]

Output: W00t!


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] We don't talk about Mgopoints around here. [Title]

Output: Shhhh


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] It's awesome! [Title]

Output: Don't care


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] don't you mean moran? [Title]

Output: don't


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] It's over. Not for the victims, but for the masses, it is over. Good bye or good riddance, I'm just glad that when this story dies that I won't have to hear about child rape every time I turn on the news. Yeah, that's right; if I don't hear about it then it doesn't exist. I just want to go back to my happy little life of denial. It sucks when bad people ruin sports. [Title]

Output: The good thing is...


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] The direction of the program makes my smile. [Title]

Output: Continued... Droid app misuse


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I've been onboard the M basketball train since before the fab five. I haven't missed some form of following a game since the internet made that possible. Finally, after a long time, the direction of the [Title]

Output: I'm with you


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Vandy/Cincy was pretty good too. [Title]

Output: Liberty bowl


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Not sure how i forgot her [Title]

Output: Moar Mila


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Not sure that I care as long as I can still gawk, but thanks anyway. [Title]

Output: Didn't know there was a difference


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Censornasty, Ohio [Title]

Output: Same here


Input: [Date] 3 years 31 weeks ago [Body] But 39. Ugh. [Title]

Output: My birthday too


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] This is the winner! [Title]

Output: Winner


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I hate posting on this droid app, although it's all I use. I can't post pics, videos or links with it. It is stifling my creativity. At least it's convenient. [Title]

Output: Mgodroid app


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Just how many passes have you thrown in the NFL? [Title]

Output: And


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I don't know why, but reading the word blouses just made me laugh uncontrollably. [Title]

Output: I don't know why


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Me = excited [Title]

Output: Me


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Yeah but I wouldn't mind being in that Sparty. Ohhh! [Title]

Output: Yeah but


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Belk is a store like macys down south. [Title]

Output: Belk


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Body] That is the word I have been using all week. Today will be GLORIOUS! [Title]

Output: Glorious


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] This is actually a smut website that talks about football. [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Heiko, Please start spelling well, "wa-ell". Thanks [Title]

Output: Another request


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] ! [Title]

Output: Bluuuuueee


Input: [Date] 3 years 37 weeks ago [Body] It was up there a few minutes ago, angry man. [Title]

Output: It was


Input: [Date] 3 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I want my own trophy! [Title]

Output: Hell yeah


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Share your login/password with the rest of us, please. [Title]

Output: Share


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] The game will be aired on BTN on Monday. I think around 4:30 IIRC. [Title]

Output: Airing on BTN monday


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Wish I was there. I love the white stuff. [Title]

Output: Wish


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] The moral and just take responsibilty for their actions and accept the consiquences. We all make mistakes, but the better people own up to them. Those that lie and deceive deserve the punishment they receive. I am thankful I had a mom and dad teach me what was wrong and and what was right. It appears that most people did not have that. [Title]

Output: We all "sin"


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] A FG would have put the Steelers up by 7, which means that a TD would not have cost them the game. [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Nope richrod would have done better than 7-5. [Title]

Output: Nope


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Body] My wife tells everyone that nothing is to be scheduled during football season. Her family all knows how it is and understands now. Admittedly they all think I'm crazy, but I'm cool with that. [Title]

Output: You need to man up


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Body] 699 [Title]

Output: 699


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Already set the DVR. My wife just shook her head. [Title]

Output: Boom DVRed


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I'm not ashamed to admit that I had to look up both words. [Title]

Output: Not ashamed


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Body] That was an odd 4:30 start. One of the worst nights of my life. [Title]

Output: IIRC


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] My first ever board topic got "Dear diary" love from misopogon. Granted, it's cheap heat, whats not to love about a go blue pumpkin, but still. [Title]

Output: Yes!


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Last year's preview was so epic that a sequel would not do it justice. [Title]

Output: That is fine


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] He's not a moron he's a morans. [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Dave Brandon also thinks Dominoes pizza taste good. [Title]

Output: Yeah but


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] We have a silent count,and we have a double silent count. But do they have a double secret probation count? [Title]

Output: Count


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I didn't read the OP, or any comments, but want to say when you have a player that can take it to the house on any play, he needs to be on the field. [Title]

Output: F that


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] That is loser mentality! They will always be little brother. [Title]

Output: No way


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] I'm sick of hearing this Mike Hart crap. Thats no excuse for the poor play on the field. [Title]

Output: Crap


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Foote recovered a fumble on the sideline, but seems like it was pretty legit. [Title]

Output: Foote


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Monoprice.com they probably don't have a michigan one, but they may have a blue case for about $2. They also have screen protectors for about $1. [Title]

Output: Try


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] A win will cause me to spraypaint "Michgan" on a random Sparty's car. [Title]

Output: A win


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Odoms and Grady - some sort of double reverse trickeration. [Title]

Output: Odoms


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] 1990, it still pisses me off, and I still argue that play with my sparty-lovin' brother. [Title]

Output: 1990


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Cincy is not really an OSU hotbed. You are more likely to find Kentucky fans there. [Title]

Output: Cincy


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] What, do all Polish people look alike? [Title]

Output: What


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Butter is delicious and deadly. Margarine, not as delicious or as deadly. [Title]

Output: I know


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] That game was a rare 4:30 start. I might be wrong... I've tried to block most of that day from my memory. [Title]

Output: If I remember right


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] His #2 bathroom is decorated in green and white. [Title]

Output: #2


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] This is super cool. Did a quick filter on 3rd downs. I knew that Minny didn't convert a third down, but they only had 3 third downs with positive yardage. That is almost as impressive as the UFR app. [Title]

Output: Well done


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] You do realize all of us don't work at taco bell, right. I live in cincy, and have a great job that I would be hard pressed to find elsewhere. Luckily, cincy is not a hotbed for buckeye fans. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] You write the most beautiful prose. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] Just think, who would Bo root for? No way in hell would he root for OSU. Not even if somehow them winning sent Michigan to the Rose Bowl. Never, ever, ever root for OSU! [Title]

Output: Who Would Bo Root For


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Is the truth [Title]

Output: This


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] I love that jug! I'm glad I have zero fear of Michigan losing it ever again. [Title]

Output: I love it


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Politics have no place in a football stadium. Not sure if this psa is actually politics, but it is trying to tell people how to think. Right, wrong or indifferent. [Title]

Output: Politics


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Borges' dad is Superstar Billy Graham? [Title]

Output: Borges' dad


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Bought one if those Miller lite keg things that you keep in the fridge. $19.99 for it. Went home and did the math and it only holds 16 beers. I could have gotten a case for $18.99. Thats 8 less beers for a buck more! I'm so stupid. Btw, would rather drink much better beer, but have to go low card to avoid a diabetic coma. [Title]

Output: I was ripped off


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] Oprah's vagina [Title]

Output: Mmmmmm


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Weird Al [Title]

Output: More like


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Has to win a championship and beat ohio for that title. [Title]

Output: Not yet


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Body] Here's the comparison photo of the old scoreboards. What an improvement. [Title]

Output: comparison


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Body] What, all fat people are jovial? [Title]

Output: What


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Body] Odd that he never lost weight after all that time. It was a mysterious island. [Title]

Output: Odd


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Body] I thought I read somewhere that with the new scoreboards that all video production would be in HD. Is this show included in that? [Title]

Output: HD?


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 hours ago [Body] Theres nothing to do here. But if you must. Avoid montgomery inn, over priced and over-rated. Walts on colerain or the bbq review on oakley are better. If you've never had skyline get a three-way. best chinese is grand china on glenway ave, best fried chicken is ron's roost on race and the best wings are at wild mikes on harrison. All 3 of those places are close to each other. If you are downtown the blue wisp is a good jazz club, carew tower has a cheap observation deck, and the river walk/sawyer point area is good for exercise. [Title]

Output: I live in cincy


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I still have nightmares of Powers fumbling late in the game when all he needed was a first down to secure the win. [Title]

Output: I still have nightmares


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Last year I was forwarded a verizon corp email talking specifically about coverage at sporting events. The email said the use COWs and COLTs (cellular on wheels and cellular on light trucks) to increase bandwidth. If I remember correctly the email mentioned the big house... I think that is why the person forwarded it to me. [Title]

Output: Verizon gets better as the game goes on


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Body] He was one of the best. [Title]

Output: One of the best


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Brandon needs to be fired. He has gone to far. [Title]

Output: F DB


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] My 2nd happy fathers day. [Title]

Output: My 2nd


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Hillbilly Jim body slammed me in a bar in atlantic city, just to show how strong he was. I'm 3 bills +. [Title]

Output: Hillbilly Jim


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I had five uncles serve active duty in WWII. My grandmother had one of the very few five star door hangers in the US. BTW, they all came home from the war. [Title]

Output: WWII


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Adidas quality is far greater than that of Nike. Nike can rot in hell for all I care. [Title]

Output: Quality


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] But I kind of like it. [Title]

Output: Unpopular I'm sure


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Godfather III was nominated for best picture. This Godfather III sucked meme is played out. That movie was better than 90% of the crap spewing out of hollywood today. [Title]

Output: Actually


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The great Sidney moncrief? He was from here and I played AAU years ago for his cousin Shelley moncrief who was still in the area. Just curious if he has any relations to people in the Detroit areas? [Title]

Output: Is he related to


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Body] i just checked it and then came to the blog and saw he wasted listed here. anyway, nothing major of course [Title]

Output: strange,


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Body] listed as #300. hes the last one listed, maybe u didnt scroll down enough [Title]

Output: actuslly swenson is


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Shane starting, I hope Shane outplays him and gets the nod and takes us to good things. I can't help but really root for the kid and his success here. [Title]

Output: While I hope we win more than


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] prefer we fill the class to the maximum scholarships available, or just take the right amount for depth and focus on 2016 kids? I ask bc depth isnt that bad in some areas, and perhaps taking a class of 10-12 now would be better then a full 16. Next year 16 spots appear to be open, and with a year of HARBAUGH maybe he has a better chance to grab that elite talent next season. Just curious what everyone else thinks, [Title]

Output: would most everyone


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Body] But this was very well thought out and nicely done. I agree that this team needs support. Fans root for their team no matter what. Hell, look the 60 years of Lions football to prove it [Title]

Output: I rarely ever post


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I have been the thinking the same thing for weeks now. It's really unfair to him and the team [Title]

Output: I agree


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Body] ive been searching, and i can not seem to find the date. anyone here know when they actually start fall practice? 51 days until the first game, so i assume we start around August 1st? [Title]

Output: when does practice start?


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Body] from Peppers school, Juwan Bushel-Beaty. [Title]

Output: the OT


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Body] thats what caught my attention...that of 21 kids, there seems to be not 1 player who is actually trending towards M? seems odd....and disheartening [Title]

Output: i agree 100%


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] U ask him why its hard to pull kids from texas, but then you never ask about what if Texas, or TTU, or TAM or Baylor offer....right now he seems to like his biggest offers, but most Texas kids are fans of a TX school so i would like to hear what he thinks about if any of those schools come on board [Title]

Output: what about the TX schools??


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Body] Dooooonnnt Caaaarre [Title]

Output: Drinks a beer....


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Body] She overheard other players telling Malik that they don't ever go to class and he won't have to either. [Title]

Output: I read that


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Body] On lattimore w his pick and then verbally said they are going to play together. So no need to get any hopes up [Title]

Output: He spilled the beans


Input: [Date] 1 year 39 weeks ago [Body] We should start recruiting A-Aron Balaky [Title]

Output: I think


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 days ago [Body] And I don't see any wines here so ill post... Popped a Redcap Vineyards Sauvignon blanc from Rutherford, napa. Now on to the Alianza made by one of the best cult wineries in napa, Araujo and the Eisele vineyard. Great stuff if anyone likes big reds that are reminiscing of an old world Bordeaux. [Title]

Output: I'm a Wine-o


Input: [Date] 2 years 3 weeks ago [Body] may have been too strong on my part, but he just seems to make plays and be around when good things happen [Title]

Output: ball hawk


Input: [Date] 2 years 3 weeks ago [Body] about Thomas Gordon already? He is a ball hawk and makes plays. i think he will be a large important part of the defense and should be the leader as well. not saying he is the next Ed Reed, but dude is pretty good and probably deserves a mention. [Title]

Output: Have we forgotten


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Is supposed to be an EE as well [Title]

Output: Peppers


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Body] that Wilkins already had left the team as well. Pretty sure it was after the season ended, could be wrong [Title]

Output: i had heard


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] didnt he leave bc he knew he wouldnt play behind all the QBs there? he Lost the job to Golson, so he left. why woul dhe come here knowing he is gardners backup w 2 years left and shane coming in and then speight. he may be better then them ( we dont know) but clearly the kid seems scared to compete and wants a starting job handed to him. [Title]

Output: Plus


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] how or where to watch it online? BTN doesnt seem to work w comcast in metro detroit [Title]

Output: Does anyone know


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Are there no QBs in the top 300 at all? [Title]

Output: No QBs??


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] said he has left the team too [Title]

Output: and dont forget Hopkins


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] on twitter McCray said he had a surgery today....everything good?? [Title]

Output: Ace...


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] the Capital One Bowl already was discussing the otehr day matchups and they wouldnt even be interested in a rematch. they want a game where fan bases are excited to play a new different school and to travel somewhere for that game. both bama and michigan fans already experienced this game in a travel situation and more than likely wont be anxious to do the same thign again. this rematch, even if plausible w a bama loss, wont happen per the $$$$$$$$$$$$ the bowls want [Title]

Output: It wont happen


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] if its not WEbb or TVH this is all just fluff.. and truthfully when there is 20+ kids visiting every weekend for games, the chance of a commit is there every time just based on odds [Title]

Output: i agree 100%


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Body] but i was all stoked to do an NCAA football league too a few years ago. we did the same thing you are doing format wise and it was terrible. we did it 1 season, all 12 guys hated it and basically it was way too difficult bc of schedules etc. good luck with it, just letting you know my experience with it was very tough. [Title]

Output: Just a warning


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Is doing it. They said expect the rosters Friday-ish [Title]

Output: GT


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] stupid job, life, kids, got in the way from my checking of recruiting news! thanks, [Title]

Output: ahhh i see now


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Body] Best of luck to Thomas! I hope to see him run wild in the MACtion. [Title]

Output: Best of luck to Thomas! I hope to see him run wild


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Body] TomVH thinks he stays out west like someone already said and he thinks he decommitted more because of Kiffin and not Nuss. Intriguing situation either way. [Title]

Output: TomVH thinks he stays out west like someone


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Body] Nadal is just on a whole other level right now with his play. You can't really fault Federer. We're just witnessing amazing tennis by Nadal. [Title]

Output: Nadal is just on a whole other level right now


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Body] I am. This tiebreak is very important for Fed right now. [Title]

Output: I am. This tiebreak is very important for Fed


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Body] Shucks. It looks like Ace will never have a 100% score on his 24/7 predictions. It's okay. As long as Peppers commits all will be forgiven. [Title]

Output: Shucks. It looks like Ace


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Body] I know this doesn't really have anything to do with the topic, but who is the guy in between Thomas Gordon and DG? [Title]

Output: I know this doesn't really


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] It's not the fact that they play the 2-3 zone that makes them tricky, it's the length of the players in the 2-3 zone. You can simulate that zone all you want in practice, but what makes them so tough is their length affecting passing lanes and causing deflections. Brandon Triche will be the shortest guy on the court for them at 6'4 and their PG stands at 6'6 in Michael Carter Williams. If I could pick one person in the country playing the college game to give Stauskas a run at a 3 point contest it would be James Southerland. If he is on, look out. C.J. Fair is a crafty player who can find a number of ways to score the ball. Keita (6'10) and Christmas (6'9) are their big guys who, once again, affect shots with their length, but both are very raw with their offensive games. It's just gonna come down to what everyone has said as soon as it was known we were advancing to face Syracuse yesterday, we have to make shots and also keep them off the offensive boards so they can't get second chance opportunites. I live on the East Coast, so I have had many opportunites to watch Syracuse play throughout the season, so this is just my non-expert opinion. [Title]

Output: It's not the fact that they


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Body] This officially made my night. [Title]

Output: This officially made my


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Whoops, typo. My english teacher would be irate right now. Thanks! [Title]

Output: Whoops, typo. My english


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] He is simply the most naive person I have and will ever encounter in my whole life. [Title]

Output: He is simply the most naive


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I thought I read when the story first broke back in September when she supposedly died that they had been dating since they were in high school. But now it's being said they met online and never met in person. I'm confused. [Title]

Output: I thought I read when the


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Alex Kozan, is that you? [Title]

Output: Alex Kozan, is that you?


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] It may not seem like NIU can win this game right now, but the longer they hang around like this, the better their chances are of pulling off this upset. FSU is very good at this. May be best in the country. [Title]

Output: It may not seem like NIU can


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I like Gruden. [Title]

Output: I like Gruden.


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] He is. He missed a tackle on Shaw on his long run. [Title]

Output: He is. He missed a tackle on


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Eh, then they would have Lattimore. It would make for an interesting game. [Title]

Output: Eh, then they would have


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] We drove right down the field on that defense... [Title]

Output: We drove right down the field


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] That 3rd down play with Rawls was an awful play call. [Title]

Output: That 3rd down play with Rawls


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] It will be absolutely critical to get a score when we get the ball to start the 2nd half. A field goal would be okay. A touchdown would be spectacular. [Title]

Output: It will be absolutely


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Just stay down, Braxton. More hits like those are on the way. [Title]

Output: Just stay down, Braxton. More


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Michigan 38 Ohio 34. [Title]

Output: Michigan 38 Ohio 34.


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] This made my day. Thank you, Heiko. [Title]

Output: This made my day. Thank you,


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Yes. [Title]

Output: Yes.


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Our 3rd down defense is just awful. [Title]

Output: Our 3rd down defense is just


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Michigan 31 Northwestern 17 [Title]

Output: Michigan 31 Northwestern 17


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] He is missing this season due to injury that happened during fall camp. [Title]

Output: He is missing this season due


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] You keep on bringing up Minnesota's 11th ranked pass D in the country. This is who they played: @UNLV, New Hampshire, Western Michigan, Syracuse, @ Iowa, Northwestern, @ Wisconsin, Purdue, and then us. The best passing offense out of all those is Syracuse. Only two teams out of nine on their schedule so far are in the top 68 in pass offense. Do you wanna know where Minnesota ranks nationally in rush defense? 81st. There's a reason why teams aren't passing on them, and that's because teams are running it on them. [Title]

Output: You keep on bringing up


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I knew as soon as DG started to perform well this past Saturday that people would start questioning Denard starting at quarterback ever again and it made me want to crawl in a hole. Devin playing well is spectacular. What that means however is that we now know we have a more than adequate backup behind Denard and then more than likely he will be the quarterback full time in 2013. Enjoy DG's performance, please. But don't question one of the all time greats of Michigan. [Title]

Output: I knew as soon as DG started


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] He makes a harder kick when he just missed the easier kick less than 10 minutes ago. Makes sense. [Title]

Output: He makes a harder kick when


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I really hope that sparks Fitz for the rest of the season. [Title]

Output: I really hope that sparks


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Sure! [email removed] [Title]

Output: Sure! you da man.


Input: [Date] 1 year 7 weeks ago [Body] just get this: http://www.teamsportscovers.com/product/101-155112 [Title]

Output: This is not creative but will save you some time and effort


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] I mentioned this in the other thread but coming with 10 or so years of live sound experience, I do not for one second believe the mic had anything to do with it. And I know MSC is a very prolific public speaker who is not at all bothered by technology. And again, if there was an echo or feedback issue, you would here it, like in this video from when Mark Harmon spoke at the Big House (he did just fine). But in MSC video from the weekend, you don't hear any audio feedback or echo. Harmon did ok: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaH6nCdJ-Q8 [Title]

Output: I mentioned this in the other


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] http://record.umich.edu/articles/u-m-statement-regarding-president-colemans-halftime-remarks Blames it on the wireless mic. I happen to be an audio engineer in a duplicit alternate life and I honestly don't buy it...unfortunately... and how is it that Mark Harmon knows how to talk normally with a microphone at the Big House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWWcbnNHr0 [Title]

Output: Official Statement from UM blames microphone


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Body] From behind the Rivals paysite, I think it was Doug Karsch's article that mentioned that Brandon was able to use his connection to Dominos eventually leading to the Nets bball team, Jay Z, etc to get to Beyonce. NASCAR was mentioned as well somehow. I've been around various UM circles enough (sorry can't be more specific here) to be pretty sure she was asked to come (as evidenced by her apology for not being able to make it) but it is not a pre-req for VIP celebs to be UM fans to be asked to help make appearances at some high profile events.... Don't ask me about some famous celebs who have turned us down..I'd violate some NDA :-) [Title]

Output: Brandon's connection thru Dominos/Nascar/Nets


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Copy the youtube link and go to keepvid.com Makes downloading a youtube video really easy. Download it as an iTunes-friendly file and sync it to your iTunes/iPad [Title]

Output: Copy the youtube link and go


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Where exactly is the BGSU student section? [Title]

Output: Where exactly is the BGSU


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] ....better be worth it. anyone know if there's a seating area most M fans are congregating in? [Title]

Output: Thinkin about trekking thru the snow to get there from AA....


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Thinking about going and would like to be near some Maize and Blue... [Title]

Output: Where's everyone sitting?


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] This is the true...and it's almost a tossup between how much I'm looking forward to the game vs. eating at buffalo joe's [Title]

Output: This is the true...and it's


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I can't post new topics so I'll just ask here: How exciting are the exhibition games? I'm thinking about bringing some people who have never been to a UM hockey game before, but I don't want to bring them to a sub-par experience. Is the crowd full? Do the students still do all the cheers? [Title]

Output: How exciting/packed are the ex. games?


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] it was when if you looked closely enough you could see a jockstrap on the field that belonged to Darius Flemming [Title]

Output: it was when if you looked


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] was classic. [Title]

Output: His bit on Molk


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] so forgive this question: Is season opener vs Mercyhurst going to be competitive? I wouldn't have thought so but it's not listed as an exihibition game so......just deciding if I should go. [Title]

Output: I'm new to the hockey scene..


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I'm not gonna try for all THAT stuff. She wants to know "what the big deal is" [Title]

Output: I'm not gonna try for all


Input: [Date] 4 years 51 weeks ago [Body] follow QBForce (the Forcier family) and michigan_fball of course. (mgoblue) Then there's um_coachrod even though Coach Rod is probably (hopefully) too busy worrying about UConn than tweeting. and while it's more bball, you can consider following umhoops (of umhoops.com blog); Dylan does some football tweeting from time to time, esp. during games. [Title]

Output: To achieve creeper status...


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Body] For elephant ears: go next to the MI Union by the Cube. Near the entrance to the MUG Food Court. [Title]

Output: For elephant ears: go next to


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Body] I hate how it messes up traffic (I have to change my commute schedule and route every day) and the few businesses I have talked to don't like it either because it actually takes revenue away from them. (Everyone gets fair food...no one gets a haircut or goes into town to get a haircut, stuff like that, etc). And I don't like most of what is for sale at art fair. But. A group I'm with makes a killing on selling parking spots :-) [Title]

Output: Double edged sword...


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Body] Actually I have tix to most home stuff :-) I did mean away, mostly. [Title]

Output: Actually I have tix to most


Input: [Date] 5 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Did anyone else wait a long time for the confirmation email to come? (I'm still waiting...a lil worried) [Title]

Output: Did anyone else wait a long


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] It's like meeting the man of my dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife...... ..and I'm a guy! [Title]

Output: It's like meeting the man of


Input: [Date] 5 years 19 weeks ago [Body] but not as much as I liked being there at Munn for the Sat game. Brian, thanks for the write up! Not to be "that creepy fan" but I was only a few rows behind you. [Title]

Output: I like all of Night's movies...


Input: [Date] 5 years 19 weeks ago [Body] ...say that Hogan and Summers "should" have a chance to play on Friday but for Hogan vs. Hunwick it'd be a tough decision "if" Hogan was fully recovered..."he's getting there" [Title]

Output: Just heard one of the coaches on WTKA


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] but just got back from the game and it was my first away game for anything Michigan. Great atmosphere, good win. Nice to stick it to the home crowd. [Title]

Output: I posted over in "M owns Munn"...


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for the ticket advice. Great game; it was my first Michigan away-game experience in any sport. My friend and I were in a mostly Spartan section (I got some looks when I kept yelling "Who cares" during the Spartan player intros...not sure what came over me, I coulda gotten a beat down =P) After the 1st period we left and joined the student section and it got even better because we could cheer and chant with a lot more freedom. Even though we were a pretty small crowd it felt pretty good to rub it everyone's faces after the win ("Sea-son's O-ver!" etc). The student section made it our own little home game; our hockey culture is a lot stronger and it was obvious tonight. [Title]

Output: Just got back from Munn


Input: [Date] 5 years 20 weeks ago [Body] How does one get tickets without having to drive to the box office an hr before gametime? Also, where are most of the UM folks at? [Title]

Output: How to get tickets?


Input: [Date] 5 years 23 weeks ago [Body] I'm not blaming him for anything. I said I'd trade that play away, within this world of make believe. [Title]

Output: I'm not blaming him for


Input: [Date] 5 years 23 weeks ago [Body] that 2008 Cap One Bowl has GOT to be worth at least 2 games! Too bad mgopoints don't count in the BCS...or..anything else in the real [football] world. [Title]

Output: I think we can do better =P


Input: [Date] 5 years 23 weeks ago [Body] "(And before you start, the NCAA NEVER comes down with the hammer on teams that WIN it all, so you can bet the records wouldn't be vacated if that was the case)." Really? Do you really think if we won the bball NC that they would not have vacated that? A part of me is glad we didn't win that game to save us the embarrassment of having to vacate a NC. (I'm a late bloomer btw, wasn't a UM fan back then, it's taken me some time to catch up) [Title]

Output: M-Wolvinerine: NCAA vacate...


Input: [Date] 5 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Yep, I originally said: I'd trade the 05 Penn State win for a win against App. Trading "Henne to Manningham!!!" for "and the kick is good" I'd trade a huge win for a SINGLE PLAY too: I would trade the 2008 Wisconsin win *just for Roy Roundtree not to have been tackled at the 1 yard line this year in Urbana* (the Illinois loss). I love Roy Squarebush but that single play and the subsequent inability to score a TD from 1 yard out on 4 tries was the tipping point in that game and the start of the downward spiral of the season. (Not the losses to Iowa or MSU, in my opinion) [Title]

Output: Yep, I originally said: I'd


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Orange Shirting [Body]

Output: Someone in the comments at SBNation site Roll "Bama Roll gets the credit.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] What? [Body]

Output: "You are just as guilty as Joe Paterno of putting football above crime and victims." I don't agree with this at all. I can't speak for who you are responding to, but that goes too far. No punishment is going to fit the crime. The leaders will likely see prison time though. I think a lot of people want revenge on PSU because the crimes are so shocking.I think a postseason ban will be the likely punishment on the program. To me that seems like the probable "compromise".


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Feb 2001? [Body]

Output: The date of the email looked funny to me. I kept hearing Mcqueary witnessed the shower incident in 2002, and that was what was reported leading up to the trial, but I looked it up and Mcqueary changed it to 2001 in his testimony. Just saying if anyone else noticed the same thing.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Relax [Body]

Output: I read it that way and laughed to myself. I'm not that anal to seriously correct people. I was just sharing something slightly humorous.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] you [Body]

Output: You misspelled chain.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I wonder [Body]

Output: I wonder if they had to check with compliance first. Only half kidding. I agree, kidney donation goes in the plus column.


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I wouldn't worry about that [Body]

Output: Space Emperor is a Michigan Man.


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] I bet bowls [Body]

Output: I don't care what the article says, I bet the end result is the Rose and Sugar Bowls are used as semis. I predict that as long as the champs of the B12, B1G, Pac and SEC are in the top 4 they meet in their contracted bowl game, there will not be seeds, so 1 could play 2 before the NC. When the conference champ doesn't qualify, they will not get into the bowl and will be replaced by the team that qualified.


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] We are not sure [Body]

Output: Where do we draw the line based on accusations that aren't charged? The Duke lacrosse case is a rare exception, but I don't think we should assume initial reports are true. Was it full corrobaration, or partial from the teammate? I don't remember the details from the article. We have questions, but we don't actually know.


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Title] The weird thing [Body]

Output: The weird thing is that he doesn't have a garage, just a circle driveway. Don't tell me that the garage is out of the picture. I don't see a garage and I am therefore sticking with the belief that a garage does not exist.


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Slightly OT [Body]

Output: I've noticed that Nebraska isn't on the schedule, I'm disappointed that there isn't a complete round robin for Big Ten play. The newcomers have a good program and should be playing the top program in the Big Ten. Hopefully that changes in the future.


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Brandon likes the spotlight [Body]

Output: A man willing to schedule Appy State seems like the kind of guy to schedule Arizona.


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Title] Good for Denard [Body]

Output: I'll admit that I was one who thought the team might be better with Denard playing more of a Percy Harvin role and Devin playing QB. Most people arguing for Devin at QB did not want Denard "benched". So I don't think that word is accurate. Credit to Denard for improving when I thought he was stagnating. I never stopped rooting for him, just questioning if he had reached his ceiling as a passer. I'm not holding my breath when he passes anymore.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Pitt [Body]

Output: The Backyard Brawl is their big game.


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] It is based on more than the MSU game. [Body]

Output: Granted fans don't have enough evidence to say Gardner should play, but Denard has been making people cringe with his passes for awhile now. The loss just opened the door for people to say what they have been thinking. People tend to stay quiet after a win, although some people have touched on it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] When the D takes away the running game [Body]

Output: When the D takes away the running game the qb needs to be able to exploit the holes in the passing game. Michigan has good receivers. Devin appears (with limited playing time as evidence) to be able to throw where he wants to, although it may or may not be the right read. Denard is like my golf game, he knows where he wants to go with the ball, but doesn't consistently get it to where he is aiming.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] As of now, BTN [Body]

Output: 8 pm, Monday, September 5.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] ND is still evaluating their options. [Body]

Output: The fact that they haven't made a decision yet, which doesn't seem it should take that long, and the reemergence of realignment has gotten me to waste time speculating about B1G things. I know, unlikely.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] T-Bob? [Body]

Output: I can't be the only one who read that as Tackle Bob Hebert, as in the position he plays. As mentioned below, Bobby Hebert to Anthony Carter was fun to watch.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] A&M isn't a cultural fit with the B1G [Body]

Output: But they do fit academically. I think it would be difficult for them to sell a move to the Big Ten with how their base has embraced the possible move to the SEC. It would be funny to see A&M on BTN while Texas still doen't have a carrier for the Longhorn Network.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] I doubt the SEC goes to 16 [Body]

Output: Although I wouldn't be too surprised. I am confident they will go to 14.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Wasn't [Body]

Output: Wasn't Penn State the biggest temporarily durting renovations? I could be wrong, but I thought that was the case.


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Title] Of the 4 [Body]

Output: Of the 4 major pro team sports, I think the baseball playoffs are the closest to a coin flip in each series and is the least likely to crown the best team as the champion. The shortened rotations and off days during the playoffs make it completely different from the regular season. The best regular seaon team doesn't make it to the World Series as often as they did prior to the expansion of the playoffs obviously. In short, the regular season doesn't matter once the playoffs begin.


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I think [Body]

Output: I think Crean married Harbaugh's sister.


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Yes, the growth spurt [Body]

Output: The growth spurt is a clue that he may be a late bloomer, and worth the "risk' of a greyshirt offer. I think Dennis Rodman was 5' 11" when he graduated high school. I know it's a different sport and I'm not saying that Clark will be a comparable athlete, I'm just making the point that some people physically mature later than others. If that is the case here, he could be a real steal.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Exactly, recruiting sites aren't everything [Body]

Output: Coaches were able to recruit before the internet, they have their own criteria. If they offer a kid who is ranked low because he didn't market himself by going to all of the camps the sites pay attention to, it doesn't mean the coaches don't think he is a better fit than someone highly ranked. Recruiting sites are for the fans. It's like complaining about an NFL team drafting someone ranked below one of Mel Kiper's favorites.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] I don't care [Body]

Output: I don't care about helmet stickers being used or not, but Michigan would not be copying Ohio State. Helmet stickers began at Miami (OH) in 1965, coached by Bo Schembechler. OSU copied Bo.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] There are [Body]

Output: There are nine redshirt juniors by my count. I would guess about four (not guessing who) don't get a fifth year and with let's say about four transfers and the 18 spots that are currently available we get 26.


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Title] All M and N [Body]

Output: Pretty easy if you remember it as Iowa plus all Ms and Ns.


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Title] This is [Body]

Output: This is the start of the three-of-a-kind trend which beats a pair.


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Title] State [Body]

Output: This is something State would do and we would all laugh at them. Sad day in Michigan athletics


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Merrill is really [Body]

Output: Merrill is really Smotrycz'ing this game


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I am rooting for Ohio since [Body]

Output: I am rooting for Ohio since the banner will probably be taken away in a few years due to Matta's dirty program


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Take it to the bank [Body]

Output: Danny O'Brien is coming to Michigan. Found out from a friend of his family


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Title] An asswhoopin campaign this [Body]

Output: An asswhoopin campaign this season would ensure that Hoke wins B1G Coach of the Year, giving him 1 more than Tressel


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Title] According to George [Body]

Output: According to George Doerhmann's twitter, the story should be up on CNNSI.com between 7:30 and 8:00 tonight.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Someone should remind all [Body]

Output: Someone should remind all these people that are saying MIchigan cant compete with the SEC that MIchigan actually has a dominating edge in the win loss columb


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Brian Cook is acting a lot [Body]

Output: Brian Cook is acting a lot like Drew Sharp... I wonder if Brian realizes that recruits are all over the web looking at the biggest and best UM blog in the country stating that Brady Hoke hire is doom. Brian is allowed to have his opinion as are the Freep writers but calling a hire doom just because he wasnt a brand name does not make any sense. Also UM needs a schematic advantage over everyone because they are playing second fiddle in recruiting? Come on its Michigan! Also lets make it known that recruiting rankings are flawed and even if you consistently have the number one recruiting class in the country, it is up to the coach to make them better. If there is no player development then the program will not reap the rewards of the so called high recruiting rankings.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] So what is Brian's solution, [Body]

Output: So what is Brian's solution, keep Rich Rod who was 15-22 in three years and 0-6 against MSU and OSU. Rich Rod obviously did not understand what Michigan was and made the program more about himself than about MIchigan. He needs to come out of his mom's basement and see the light more often


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] If he leaves then it really [Body]

Output: If he leaves then it really hurts his teammates and him leaving is all about valuing himself as more important than his teammates that he has deflected all of his personal accolades to. I am just saying that the way Denard acts and has represented himself, this decision to transfer and remain mum while leaving his teammates guessing and having to answer for him is not what UM needs with this coaching change. Denard has every right to transfer but my personal opinion on him will change if he does. Just as I felt that Ryan Mallett/Justin Boren had every right to transfer, but in my opinion their decisions exemplified what type of teammates they really were. Obviously the offense would miss Denards athletic ability but lets remember that any coach other than RR wouldnt run him 25 times a game to get his rushing yards up there. The offense was too dependent on Denard and others need to step up. Just like Tate did against Illinois and Iowa when Denard got hurt. Denard's leadership is his best quality and if he leaves someone else will step up. Just like when other leaders have left UM, theres always someone else to step up.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Are you seriously saying that [Body]

Output: Are you seriously saying that RR was an offensive genius? Maybe he was against BGSU, Delaware, Indiana, and Illinois but what happened against MSU, OSU, Wisconsin, Iowa, OSU and Miss. St? Not much. Against Iowa & Wisconsin his offense only put up points when the game was over. You are right about Hoke he's not labelled as an offensive genius, he's the head coach and is accountable for the offense, defense, and special teams. The defense and special teams were awful under RR and he attempted to pass the blame. The team might actually display a tough attitude and may actually be feared again. UM returns almost all the starters this year and will get Woolfolk back plus others from injuries on the defense. UM will be much more improved this upcoming year


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] The only problem with Denard [Body]

Output: The only problem with Denard leaving is the fact that we lose a QB and Tate is not eligible and the fact that others may see it as a way out and start transferring as well.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] It would definitely hurt to [Body]

Output: It would definitely hurt to see Denard go as he seems like a great person and a special athlete. However, lets not overvalue one player. As we have seen this year, it takes 22 players to compete on the big level. If Denard wants to go somewhere else then his heart is not here at UM and he was not the team player/competitor we all thought. he was. Michigan is built off of years of tradition and hard work by several thousands of people not one person. Tom Brady was once considering transferring but he stayed because he had something to prove. Let's hope Denard makes the same decision.


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Hoke was the associate head [Body]

Output: Hoke was the associate head coach under Carr, so he must have had Carr's trust in help to run the program. Also, Hoke knows the midwest recruiting landscape and may be able to utilize the talent-rich midwest instead of competing with the SEC in Florida. The other positivie surrounding Hoke would be his ability to bring in top assistant coaches that also have Michigan ties. This would help to unite the UM fanbase/alumni since RR's hire.


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Title] I don't think it matters [Body]

Output: I don't think it matters where OSU will get the ball at, our defense is incapable of stopping anyone.


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] After a wild 2nd, UM leads [Body]

Output: After a wild 2nd, UM leads 4-3......


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Breakfast Club [Body]

Output: If any of you get down there on Friday night, I would highly encourage you to check out the breakfast club around 7 a.m at their bars. Most of the students will be in halloween costumes and will wear these into the games.


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Might as well put Tate back [Body]

Output: Might as well put Tate back there and provide some laughable moments. He does tackle well after he throws his picks.


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Bowl Practices [Body]

Output: I think that a lot of this may depend on whether or not we can get to a bowl game this year. The bowl game will offer us an extra 15 practices which is another spring. Look at the strides Denard made in the spring with the practices. If the young defensive kids had the extra practices a bowl game would allow, then they could gain a lot more experience heading into the spring.


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Halloween [Body]

Output: At minimum, Dantonio has given me a great halloween costume. I plan to get a State jersey and wear it under a bright orange jumpsuit. Maybe for extra effect I will wear a ski mask, carry a bat, beer, and steerting wheel.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] you cant carry bags or water [Body]

Output: you cant carry bags or water into Michigan stadium but you can carry rifles


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I agree and not executing is [Body]

Output: I agree and not executing is a reflection on coaching. Lets give RR the proper time, we have made the committment now its time to stick by him and the team


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Patience [Body]

Output: Like most Michigan fans I find myself being impatient. The reason RR was hired was to bring Michigan forward in the 21st century football. Let's look at RR's head coaching history before we pull the plug too early. At Glenville State RR went 1-7-1 in year 1; 4-5-1 in year 2; 6-4 in year 3; and 10-3 in year four. At WV RR went 3-8 in year 1; 9-4 in year 2; 8-5 in year 3; 8-4 in year 4; 11-1 in year 5; 11-2 in year 6; and 10-2 in year 7. The anomoly that stands out when comparing his 3 head coaching jobs is the 9-4 in year 2 at WV other than that, the records look pretty similary. Michigan can get up to 8 wins this year although I think 7-5 is more realistic. Then with more experience on the defense next year we are looking at 8-4 then in 2012 I think will be a year where RR really turns the program from middle of the pack Big Ten back to a BCS player.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] They should never punt, [Body]

Output: They should never punt, always onside kick to maximize offensive opportunities.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] It is easy to state that this [Body]

Output: It is easy to state that this is unacceptable because this is these stats not a desirable result. However, instead of spouting off these conclusory statements, what are your solutions? You cannot just fire RR and go through another coaching hire debacle. Who is going to guarantee that Harbaugh will be coming to UM and if he does who is to say that he would not field a professional offer after 3 to 5 years.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Huge Hire [Body]

Output: This would be a huge hire for the Gophers. Mike Leach has been a winner everywhere he has been. The year before he arrived at Kentucky, their quarterback passed for 967 yards. In Leach's first year, his quarterback, Tim Couch, threw for 3,884 yards; the year after that, Couch, who lasted for only a few disappointing years in the N.F.L., threw for 4,275 yards. After Kentucky, Leach moved to Oklahoma for a single season, 1999. That year Oklahoma went from 101st to 8th in the country in offensive scoring. Its quarterback, Josh Heupel, passed for 3,850 yards that season, which was 1,700 more than any quarterback in Oklahoma football history had thrown for in a season Also, Leach learned to recruit in Texas with the high profiled recruits going to OU, UT, and A&M. With the exception of Crabtree not many of Leach's TTU players were NFL talents and he was still competing with the best in the Big 12.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] MSU did play Wisconsin at [Body]

Output: MSU did play Wisconsin at home and OSU travelled to Madison (one of the toughest places to play) at night. I do think that MSU's rushing attack is better than Wisconsin and they could beat OSU depending on where it is. Sparty will be Sparty though and lose a few games that they shouldnt


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I think we can all agree that [Body]

Output: I think we can all agree that it is going to take some time. Now I am still on the RR bandwagon and unlike some fans, I want to see him successful and strive here because I think he can (look at the progression of the offense). However, it is extremely frusterating to see him stand there and make comments like that saying Vince Lombardi couldnt fix our defense. He may not be able to but RR needs to stop complaining and start doing.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I agree with the depth and [Body]

Output: I agree with the depth and inexperience of the defense, but whose fault is that? Can we really blame Lloyd for the talent deficiency on defense. Granted Woolfolk's injury was not anyone's fault and Carr did recruit Cissoko. But this is seriously becoming an issue, the defense is not just bad; its one of the worst in the country. This is not EMU this is Michigan and the kids on defense lack the basic fundamentals, i.e. tackling and staying in their gaps/lanes,