Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] Frazier was one of the most successfull [Body]

Output: Players in Husker history! 2 national titles, a 3rd nc game that was a missed fg from winning 3 straight and would have been 3 straight undefeated seasons! There is no doubt he has the ears of the husker fanbase and boosters/alumni! But, Tom Osbourne isn't the head coach and this isn't the days of the husker option attack. Actually, they got rid of Solich 2yrs too early as they could have waited this thing out and they would have been running the Read Option spread game better than anyone! Instead they ditched all of it, all of their old recruing grounds for Callahan! They need a head coach and assistant coaches that have recruiting cache again that can grab texas talent like they used to. Pelini, he could be a dead man walking if they don't compete for a bigten title!


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] Nd's band is what 430 members... [Body]

Output: Lots of brass, lots of music loudly...btw, my wife asked what cartoon music they were playing when they started the nd victory march....I busted out laughing cause she had no idea and was serious.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] No way Saban leaves Bama [Body]

Output: Texas will likely be open as will Usc. Also consider Saban's family, they moved from East lansing to baton rouge in 2000, to Miami in 2004 to Alabama in 06/07, I don't think the family wants to move and establish all new relationships right now........with all new unreal expectations in a building process, again. Jmho, Saban has reached the summit of coaching in college and the only thing left is the nfl and he isn't going back.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] what is the measure though? [Body]

Output: What are their measures though? IMO the measure should be for 3 types of games... #1 Biggest Rival game, what is the atmosphere or what ever the biggest game every year is.... #2 What is the normal atmosphere for a conference game, the avg game say iowa or northwestern, solid opponent. #3 What is it for the gimme games.... is the place dead or are the fans still rocking..... Pennst has the best atmosphere for a big night game, and imho that is best in the country. That said, I think Michigan's night game for ND was better than Osu's big night game for Texas or Usc... that said, Osu has a great atmosphere and nobody can deny that. I will say this, Pennst has the most fun fans in cf, I have been around them for games at Michigan and seen them at Happy Valley and they have a good time. Osu fans are just overall pissy either way... good atmosphere but man they live and die with each individual play... and their games against bad opponents that place is a tomb...and most are. Michigan #1, osu/nd environment is entirely different, namely osu... far more intense for a home game against either of these teams. #2 Very middle of the pack in the bigten for an avg home game...crowd gets loud for 3rd downs and intimidating but why not on 1st, 2nd, 3rd and even 4th down... Seriously... Osu/nd crowd is intense every play, every down....but not for the avg team.... #3 Lets never play eastern again...nobody wants that game and fans barely stand for the victors... I don't care what they say, in 2007 the attendance was not 100,000, I would put it closer to 80,000..........so middle of the pac of bigten teams here as well. Michigan, basically for Big games.... is up with Pennst, and Ohio st for best envirionments....for #2 and 3 avg about #5.... Bigten overall #1 big game environment.. Pennst, Michigan, Ohiost and Nebraska as tops... #2 avg conf opponents Wisconsin, Pennst, Ohio st, Nebraska, Michigan, Iowa in order... #3 Wisconsin, Nebraska, Pennst, Ohio st, Michigan, Iowa.... Jmo but those are the order and it changes based upon opponent... Measureing Pennst's biggest night game to a noon game for michigan against iowa is not a measurement of environment... Otherwise just compare same game situations...


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] I just quit carrying that burden.... [Body]

Output: 2011 was incomplete only because of the state yr. And, I know many will laugh because our team was no where near ready for it....but consider the fact that they were literally a couple plays from being undefeated..........Iowa was quite literally 2 plays... and Msu was the same, quite literally a couple plays.......... None of us would have thought they were ready but...from my perspective at that time it let me put the burden down of the RR era.. Also, I carry nothing from 2004 - 2006 I really didn't. From 2007 though, it felt like an eternity...like being on the ship going down and you can't fix it.....you know you have a life raft and will be fine but you can't fix it.............that was 2007-2010 for me...............


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] others [Body]

Output: Virginia, Vatech, Washington/Wazzu..Oregon/Oregon St, Cal Stanford, zona / asu and others. Best instate though is Bama, Auburn for intensity... but overall I can't think of a great instate with the competitive balance of good great programs.


Input: [Date] 5 years 34 weeks ago [Body] If I'm not mistaken, it doesn't derive from the Yip actually. The Yip was due to a player on the other team being named Yip, thus when he was handling the puck there were Yips being yelled. This comes, I believe, from an opposing coach who would make that noise during the power play on the breakout to signal a certain breakout from their zone. The students, upon hearing that noise (I want to say against Miami Ohio), proceeded to make it in an obnoxious cheer that is fun to do. That's just what I think the story is, but I don't know. I can tell you I have had season tickets since 1996, and the cheer started about 3 or 4 years ago, and it is definitly not from the Yip. [Title]

Output: If I'm not mistaken, it


Input: [Date] 6 years 11 weeks ago [Body] There are some ridiculous courses around Ann Arbor, but the Monster course at Hudson Mills is by far the craziest. The Monster hole is the longest hole I have ever heard of (like 1038 feet ). That shit is CRAZY. And to anyone who has never tried playing disc golf, its easy and awesome. Why pay hundreds for golf clubs and pay for tee times when you can outfit yourself in top of the line discing gear for like 40 bucks (less for not as sweet stuff). Do yourself a favor, try it [Title]

Output: There are some ridiculous


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Body] I'm sorry, but the preeminent dynasty in American sports? They have won 4 out of 11. That isn't a dynasty, especially when two of those came at the very start of that period. They are a good team, but not a dynasty at all. If you want a dynasty look at the Patriots. What they have done is far more impressive than what the Wings have done. [Title]

Output: I'm sorry, but the preeminent


Input: [Date] 6 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Dallas didn't actually pick today, so they performed the worst talent acquisition wise [Title]

Output: Dallas didn't actually pick


Input: [Date] 6 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Rhett Bomar is by far the best Senior QB in the draft. He just isn't getting the MSM media attention because he is from a small school. You may remember him from getting kicked off of Oklahoma a few years ago. He is going to be a 2nd round pick, maybe early 3rd. [Title]

Output: Rhett Bomar is by far the


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Body] They are showing the games that average fans want to watch. Looking at the marquee and seeing Crosby is better than Blues vs. Wings any day. The league actually is doing it right. Market the stars, bring in the crowds, then move to mass appeal. [Title]

Output: They are showing the games


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Actually, these mock drafts are pretty accurate not in specific picks, but in the areas of where people will go. Sure Taylor may not go to the Jags, but McShay feels that he is a fourth round talent, and that the Jags might be looking for a DT in that round. Look at them like a tourney bracket (albeit with over 200 games to pick), not a firm prediction of every pick. [Title]

Output: Actually, these mock drafts


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Actually most pro-style offenses would love to have him. He was a big time recruit with NFL size and a cannon arm. Not to mention that it is not hard to offer a kid one of 85 spots on your roster if he meets these criteria. Worst-case scenario for the tea is he transfers in and takes up a scholarship for 2 years (letting him go before his 5th year). It is actually a good situation for them, he can sit for a year and learn the offense and then play for two years. [Title]

Output: Actually most pro-style


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Its not a bad thing. There is a basic rule in the NFL, if you don't have a franchise quarterback you don't pass on a franchise quarterback. If he is smart, he will follow this rule and then use his other first round pick to get a guy to protect his new investment (a stud LT). Combined with Cherilus from last year the O-Line will be better and there will be a competent QB to run the offense. [Title]

Output: Its not a bad thing. There


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Minus the safety... [Title]

Output: Minus the safety...


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Actually what froze Stevie Brown on that play was a pump fake towards the outside reciever who was standing there like he was running a bubble screen. Stevie went to cover the pass and Coner took off. It wasn't a great play by any means for Stevie, but he was probably figuring that Cone would not run since he is slow so he covered the more likely option in his mind. You used to see that stuff in the NFL too when Vick was playing, he would throw a pump fake 5 yards past the line of scrimmage and NFL linebackers would jump to block the pass. I don't blame Stevie on that one, and if it was someone other than him people would probably just let it go. [Title]

Output: Actually what froze Stevie


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Warren was in a cast sitting in a chair according to the radio guys. He was on the sideline though. And for the D-Line, both Martin and Van Bergen didn't play, so that is two starters missing. [Title]

Output: Warren was in a cast sitting


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Body] We could hold out hope for a Brazilian game. If you have ever watched the World Cup, you know that Brazilian games bring out all of the babes. They are the hottest nation on Earth. Maybe we could get Brazil vs. Sweden. That way you can have your tan brunettes and your glowing blondes. [Title]

Output: We could hold out hope for a


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Body] It may not be all of ELPD, but only a few officers. I know that at my small school, there is one officer who has single-handedly arrested 5 people I know on individual occasions and harassed many more of them. He circles through the college areas, but makes his living circling the big freshman dorm stopping tons of kids. I think some officers can be Steven Segal fans that want to be like their idol, but like Super Unknown said, there can be fine cops as well. [Title]

Output: It may not be all of ELPD,


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Oh my god. Someone else who was upset by that! I was at the Hash Bash too, and I was appalled by the number of green shirts and State jerseys I saw. It was outrageous. [Title]

Output: Oh my god. Someone else who


Input: [Date] 6 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I LOL'd [Title]

Output: I LOL'd


Input: [Date] 6 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Punctuation! Its what people do! [Title]

Output: Punctuation! Its what people


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Bummer man. I like the Ann Arbor news. They had a cool sports section and there wasn't much cooler than being mentioned in the Prep Report. I am going to be one who will truly miss them. Now the question becomes what will happen with that building downtown? Maybe more room for google? [Title]

Output: Bummer man. I like the Ann


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] His mother looks like an alligator. [Title]

Output: His mother looks like an


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] It seems like every time he hit someone he was intending serious pain. Looks like an animal out there. [Title]

Output: It seems like every time he


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Ya dude, its only Brian that is bad luck. Maize N'Brew has been hosting Live Blogs for the past couple. But if Brian does it not only will it make us lose, but the nation of Sri Lanka may actually implode on itself. Its one thing to lose a basketball game, but impacting world politics is not OK. [Title]

Output: Ya dude, its only Brian that


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] You never know man, some people are terribly uninformed on the internet. And its noce to know that you think im better than that. Its nice to know someone cares... [Title]

Output: You never know man, some


Input: [Date] 6 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Umm, I dont know if this is a joke, but he does have a bastard child... [Title]

Output: Umm, I dont know if this is a


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Body] *Don Cherry [Title]

Output: *Don Cherry


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Yes. Once we agree on a contract, which will happen in the next week. Then it becomes official, but at this point it is only a proposed game, as UM hasn't actually officially accepted. [Title]

Output: Yes. Once we agree on a


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I would like to see ND, or maybe Minnesota. Potentially BC too, because that would be a matchup of epic proportions. The other team should be in the top 10 consistently, so as to make it a good game. [Title]

Output: I would like to see ND, or


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I would hate to see the Wings there for a few reasons. First, the Michigan part of the game would be overshadowed and it would become an outdoor Wings game with an accompanying Michigan game. I would hate to see the Big House covered in red jerseys. Second, that would make for a really long ordeal. One game in sub-freezing weather is ok, two games is about 6 hours outside in the freezing cold. Third, some of the Wings fans will only go to their team's game, so if we play first there will not be a full crowd for a while, maybe into the third period. That would suck because our boys deserve to play in front of the full 108,000. And if it is second, there will be early leavers. Fourth, I just hate the Wings and seeing their fans try to look like they know about Michigan hockey to their even dumber Wings fan friend "Hagelin is from Finland. He is really good, but not as big as I would like to see." I never want to hear one of those fake-hockey-loving fuckers talk about MY team. We have enough fans thank you, I don't need posers from the suburbs of Detroit Fifth, I don't trust non-college hockey fans to appreciate our team. They may go "Oh Michigan is good, but its not NHL hockey" which is true, but that is only because college hockey is better and more pure than that NHL drivel. Finally, not really a point but I would tailgate for this thing all day. We need to make this an event that lasts a day, not just the 3 hours in the Big House. [Title]

Output: I would hate to see the Wings


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] They arent gonna trade him Once he gets over his little bitch fit he will be a Bronco [Title]

Output: They arent gonna trade


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Agreed. We don't need bad mojo. Next year mess around if you want to, but this year all of our bases have to be covered. [Title]

Output: Agreed. We don't need bad


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Body] As someone who cleaned the stadium in High School, I can say that those papers were the devil. I don't care how much info was in them, they got left behind by everyone and then the morning dew would turn them into a god damn layer of wet paper that had to be raked up. You have never been truly frustrated until you spend your Sunday morning (like 8) raking wet newspapers off of concrete. [Title]

Output: As someone who cleaned the


Input: [Date] 5 years 50 weeks ago [Body] "Unleash the hell into which Barwis has turned you"? I mean, if this is an mgoblog shirt, shouldn't it adhere to the highest grammatical standards (even disputed ones)? [Title]

Output: Shouldn't it be...


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Body] To me this looks like more of a way to get rid of this than a consolidation of resources with the goal of finally getting to the bottom of USC's involvement with whatever actually went down with Bush and Mayo. The goal of the consolidation is to determine whether USC had institutional control. This allows them to waive their hands, push some paper and ultimately say "while we couldn't determine what actually went on in each of these situations, including the extent to which any coaches or assistants knew or should have known of any benefits received, we can say that during the time period in question, USC maintained institutional control and that whatever happened were isolated instances and not representative of any wrongdoing or lack of oversight by the university." Or something like that. End investigation. This will end up being a lot like the OSU "investigation". [Title]

Output: NSFMF


Input: [Date] 6 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Way to ruin this thread with a serious post. But, yeah, that thought had crossed my mind when McGuffie went down with his third. [Title]

Output: What?


Input: [Date] 6 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I think that Scout was a little slow in putting Stokes in the mix for Michigan. We're now #11 on Scout. Not that much of discrepancy between them and Rivals anymore. [Title]

Output: Better hit refresh


Input: [Date] 6 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Something like Laval is scrimmaging the entire team by himself and winning--we'll be unstoppable when he can play. [Title]

Output: 100%


Input: [Date] 6 years 37 weeks ago [Body] We get Laval Lucas-Perry starting in January. He should be at least another solid contributor. Won't help us for UCLA or Duke, though (who is also on our schedule already so we could end up playing them twice in like three weeks--we'd have to get past UCLA first, though). [Title]

Output: Don't Forget


Input: [Date] 6 years 38 weeks ago [Body] But it doesn't take place in the first round of a national playoff, where other, lower ranked teams are almost automatically still IN (woo caps) the MNC. You're basically saying that your system is good because it's no worse than what happens now? Aren't you proposing a solution to fix the screwed-up things that happen now? Your solution to discouraging cupcake scheduling is more in your plan for conference realignment and schedule restrictions than in the playoff. Playing Indiana (one more conference game) rather than Miami-Ohio wouldn't really change anything, though. You can play three cupcakes and still make it into the top 16 or whatever it would take to get an at large bid so I don't really see how your plan takes care of that either. If you want to reduce cupcaking, then the NCAA should go back to not allowing wins over I-AA teams to count in a team's BCS score. That'd be a start. [Title]

Output: But


Input: [Date] 6 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Your first round doesn't really make sense. Going by this year's standings, you'd have Florida play Bama in the first round, with the looser out of the playoffs. In your "at large" bracket, you could end up with MSU playing Ball St. with the winner advancing. So you put a 10-15th ranked team (or two) into the second round, while a team that won its division who would ordinarily fall to 5th or so after loosing its conference championship, totally out. If you seeded after the conference championship, the SEC looser would have a prime shot at an at large birth. You also in a hypothetical of hypotheticals, left out Michigan in 06, assuming that the UM-OSU game was a conference championship. I'm sure Brian's mgoplayoff proposal is floating around this site somewhere. It's 12 teams, played after the conference championships with the first round played on campus. It's probably the best one that's out there. [Title]

Output: Ummm


Input: [Date] 6 years 40 weeks ago [Body] That's what next season's preview is for. Besides, we all know the stories about turnarounds with new coaches: Saban lost to ULL last year (or ULM . . . can't remember for sure, don't want to look it up) and is currently ranked 2nd; Pete Caroll at USC; Cap'n Sweatervest at tuosu; Rodriguez at Tulane, Clemson, and WVU; &c.. You can look at all the characteristics of those teams that you want, but do any of them automatically mean that UM will follow the same path? And what about the new coaches that couldn't turn the corner (see Callahan, Bill)? Do any similarities that might exist there mean that we won't be successful in the future? You can assume that the situation at Michigan right now is completely unique and just look at the team in a vacuum: look for any signs of progress; look for any starters or non-starters that might emerge into a starring role on either side of the ball after an offseason of Barwisizing and another round of spring/summer practices. That might be a little more useful but, again, that's what the '09 preview is for. What will this site cover in August? It's hard enough to wait for a new season from January to late-August, which will probably be mid-November to late-August this year. We don't need to start now. [Title]

Output: No Speculative Content


Input: [Date] 6 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Some of the quotes from Coach Rod made me sad though, like the one where he mentioned 110,000 fans booing him. I hope that the comment was made off-the-cuff and that he doesn't really think all the fans are aginst him. Maybe we should all chip in and send Coach Rod a puppy wearing an "In Rod We Trust" shirt. [Title]

Output: Agree


Input: [Date] 6 years 42 weeks ago [Body] the "fire DickRod (LOL)" talk. Arguing for Coach Rodriguez is not stupid, even in response to something that was initially stupid. [Title]

Output: By all of it I mean . . .


Input: [Date] 6 years 42 weeks ago [Body] so effing stupid. That's right. All of it. Ranting starts . . . now! First, I'm actually kind of disappointed that Brian answered the mailbag question that inspired this insipid post as he did. As far as I'm concerned, the only appropriate answer to this question is that it doesn't matter whom any of us would have preferred or whom we now prefer. Any assessments should be off the table until at least January 2010. You can think all you want about what could have been if Pat White hadn't injured his thumb against Pitt, or if Sailboat Bill had a satellite phone on his yacht, but it doesn't make any difference. Rodriguez is our coach. His track record has proven that he is a good coach who gets the absolute most he can out of his players, but that it takes a season to get everything in order. I thought that everyone (sane) accepted that we are lacking in personnel in key positions on both sides of the ball, and that we also happen to be installing a new offensive scheme that might not even suit what little talent whe have and has proven to take a while to learn? I didn't hear anyone disagree (except sarcastically) with the genereal consensus formed here and elsewhere before the season started that this year would be, at best, irritating, and at worst, painful. Is this somehow news to some people? With respect to this specifc post, the author fails to mention a few other scenarios: that, Coach Rodriguez is, in the near future, either (a)wildly or (b)moderately successful and stays in Ann Arbor. I'm not claiming to know anything personal about the man, but it seems unfair to me to assume that he's greedy or is the Nick Saban incarnate because he left his old job, even if that job was at his alma mater. Maybe he just realized that he would always be limited, to some extent, in Morgantown, be it because of recruiting, funding, horrible administration or otherwise. Maybe, despite all of his attachment to his hometown, home state, and alma mater, that he still retains, he couldn't pass up the opportunity to coach for Michigan. Bo left his alma mater and his home state to come to Michigan. Michigan is not going to fire Coach Rodriguez no matter what happens the rest of the season. Les Miles is not going to coach Michigan Football. Accept this and move on. Almost everyone said this year could be rough, but that acceptance came with the future expectation of, to borrow a term, "ninja football". Don't act so surprised that the former actually turned out to be true and then give up on hope of the latter. [Title]

Output: This is all . . .


Input: [Date] 6 years 44 weeks ago [Body] I don't think there was any need for UM to call a timeout in that situation. They just needed to watch the ball, not the O-linemen and they certainly needed to ignore the signal of the punter. That's why in all the practice videos on mgoblue from waaaay back in August, the defensive drills were initiated by movement of a ball on a stick, rather than an audible signal. I realize that the game situation, especially 4th and short, is somewhat more intense than practice (even with Barwis hanging around), but I'm still fully blaming Thompson et al. for this one. Also, looking at the replay, it seemed to me that the punter had no intention of taking the snap because he didn't really even have his hands under center (eeeeew, balls). If everyone had just watched the movement of the football and stayed onside, Wiscy would have called the timeout and then lined up to punt for real. Also also, the line went from a 2 point stance to a 3 point stance, which is allowed. [Title]

Output: No TO


Input: [Date] 6 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Maybe the current version of maize is a little on the neon side, but it is supposed to be bright. Most "maize" shirts that people sport are pretty much orange. Rule of thumb: if your shirt (along with two others) were free for buying one shirt, don't put too much stock in the authenticity of any colors, logos, or even spelling of words associated with it. If you can't remember purchasing the shirt, look inside: if it says "Steve and Barry's", it falls into (nay, defines) this category. [Title]

Output: Right on


Input: [Date] 6 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Are you telling us that your post was rhetorical? But I wanted the quarter! You said it would be shiny! [Title]

Output: Hold on


Input: [Date] 6 years 50 weeks ago [Body] There was some moderate competition between Henne as a sophomore and post-surgury Guttierrez. Insider information at that time expressed concern over Henne's throwing, particularly in short routes (prophetic) and stated that Guttz looked generally better, more confident, and more accurate. Henne, of course, retained the starting position with a healthy Guttz alternating between holding kicks and holding a clipboard. Most just assumed that this was Lloyd staying loyal to his starter regardless of who was best. Granted, I'm not really sure if the insider information that I heard about was true--it was someone who attended several practices during camp that August and told my father directly, but I have no recollection of who it was and what experience they had in making such an assessment. Also, I'm not really sure that those rumblings took hold, except maybe within the cluster of season-ticket holders in the immediate vicinity of my father. But it illustrates a few points, some of which have already been expressed: The access is probably better, because we're more likely to know the source--it's likely to be a member of the media who have a reputation to guard . . . not always a good reputation, but a reputation nonetheless. You have to take it in context: chitownblue hit on this above, and I think it's a good point. We're looking at video clips from mgoblue.com fluffpieces and from the Michigan rivals site. Even reporters are only seeing 30 minutes of practice once a week or so. At this point in the season, the coaches are the only ones who have been around 100% of the time, and they know the players personally, including how comfortable they are with the system and what kind of a leadership role they're capable of taking, plus they're like professionals and stuff. Anumal wears the "in Rod we trust" shirt for a reason. If you look at the results of the 2005 season (don't look too hard, you don't want the person in the next cube to hear you gently weeping at your desk), you can tell that the "information" I had was likely wrong. Carr had no previous problem switching out QB's if he believed someone else is better (see Driesbach, Scott) or if he just has to give him reps to feed his ego (obvious). With Henne's general shakiness, I've got to think Gutz would have gotten a shot at some point, if he had actually shown the capability to do so. Had I any idea who the source was, I could have lambasted them for disseminating such misinfomration, but I didn't. I also could have refrained from listening to their info in the future, but how would I know (generally, I mean in my anecdote, my dad knew the guy, but still). In this context, we know where it came from, under what circumstances and we have our own, albeit limited information to keep it somewhat in check. There are also more sources so outliers can be more easily identified. So IMO, this is good, but we as educated (mostly) and enlightened (supposedly) Michigan fans just have to look at things the right way and not treat this access like crack. [Title]

Output: From what I understand


Input: [Date] 6 years 51 weeks ago [Body] Barwis + Walk-On-who-was-hurt-senior-year-but-otherwise-would-have-been-a-three-star* = White Terrel Pryor.** *I don't know if this is true. **Not true. [Title]

Output: Right, but


Input: [Date] 6 years 51 weeks ago [Body] Rodriguez did say that any rotation will be "situational", and not scripted; i.e. no set rotation a la Henson replacing Brady at the beginning of the 2nd quarter. RR said that hes never scripted rotation. The video from MGoBlue.com on Saturday showed Sheridan running the zone read option and looking decent doing so; however, although it was from the first day with pads, quarterbacks were not live . . . so it was basically meaningless but he did look fleet-footed enough to possibly pull it off. I'm beginning to feel a new wave of optimism for this season based on the possible emergence of former walk-on Nick Sheridan as the quarterback to run RR's offense. I wonder what Dex will think of that. [Title]

Output: QB Rotation


Input: [Date] 6 years 51 weeks ago [Body] This was posted by Brian last August, and as far as I know, is still valid this year: http://www.mgoblog.com/content/gameplan-correction Basically, it says that any Big Ten game that gets the ABC-regional treatment, will be broadcast on either ESPN or ESPN2 in the outer markets (i.e. Oregon). There are no Michigan games on Game Plan because they're, in theory, all available on cable. That is, provided that you are blessed with the BTN. [Title]

Output: You Should Be OK


Input: [Date] 6 years 51 weeks ago [Body] That's right. I'm not accusing you, the reader, of wishing for the maize jersey or even thinking that it might happen so just relax. I did not conduct/consult any surveys on the matter; nor did I scour the internet to conduct comparitave analysis of instances where people though it was a possibility v. those who didn't. It was a throwaway sentence and, I think, of little context to the actual point of the post: I thought there was some interest in seeing what the adidas design would look like in maize so I posted it for discussion. That's all. This was already brough up and addressed below, but I edited the post to soften the language so that maybe it's more apparent that I was just sayin'. [Title]

Output: I made it up.


Input: [Date] 6 years 51 weeks ago [Body] The 80% wasn't meant to be a prediction--I didn't say that there was an 80% chance of it happening. FWIW, I don't think the football team will wear it so I'm placing myself in the 20% (maybe more) on that end. Even Nike made a maize replica jersey so that's a definite possibility. [Title]

Output: Maybe


Input: [Date] 1 day 13 hours ago [Body] I would love a sane Northwestern game. [Title]

Output: I would love a sane


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Body] Downvoted for reminding me of such a painful memory. [Title]

Output: Downvoted for reminding me of


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] So long as Harbaugh doesn't try to run out the clock at halftime down seven, I'm not gonna boo. [Title]

Output: So long as Harbaugh doesn't


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The active molecule(s) is (are) the active molecule(s) regardless of whether they were made in a living plant or an industrial plant. [Title]

Output: The active molecule(s) is


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Body] On the contrary I had Orgo Freshman year and greatly enjoyed the challenge. If you're wondering if you want to major in the physical sciences, you might as well jump in early to see how you like it. [Title]

Output: On the contrary I had Orgo


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Threats of violence are always harmless and innocent, until they aren't. [Title]

Output: Threats of violence are


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Gravity can affect time (relativity links space and time together.) For instance, the clock in GPS sattelites have to slightly correct themselves because they're much farther from the center of the Earth than we are. Now multiply that factor by a huge number (black holes are really massive,) and you have the time dilation of being near a black hole. [Title]

Output: Gravity can affect time


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I wonder which QB Cleveland will be taking next year. [Title]

Output: I wonder which QB Cleveland


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Well I'm not voting for him again. [Title]

Output: Well I'm not voting for him


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Found the masochistic Lions fan (speaking as one). [Title]

Output: Found the masochistic Lions


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] When this was first posted I thought, "Dis gun b gud." I guess I wasn't disappointed. [Title]

Output: When this was first posted I


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Ace on vacation? Setting the over/under at 4.5 commits. Any takers? [Title]

Output: Ace on vacation? Setting the


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 2 days ago [Body] O [Title]

Output: O


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I [Title]

Output: I


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] Some things should never be said, even in jest. [Title]

Output: Some things should never be


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Well that's how you beat the press: play good D so they never get the opportunity to press. [Title]

Output: Well that's how you beat the


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Since it doesn't stop solid objects, it won't be much good at helping our passing defense. Protecting the fans from the shock wave of a Jabrill Peppers tackle, on the other hand, would be a worthwhile endeavor. [Title]

Output: Since it doesn't stop solid


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Body] How many teams can even think about hitting .500 after losing seven of the team's best players in only one year? Beilein uber alles. [Title]

Output: How many teams can even think


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Body] From what I heard about Berkley, I believe that. The STEM programs there are intense. [Title]

Output: From what I heard about


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Send in the subs! [Title]

Output: Send in the subs!


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] Why wasn't that foul ten seconds ago? [Title]

Output: Why wasn't that foul ten


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] All right pack it in guys. It's over. [Title]

Output: All right pack it in guys.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS? [Title]

Output: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] He sees a vision of himself ruining the program. He does not know what he did. [Title]

Output: He sees a vision of himself


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] It's amazing how Michigan transitioned from the best scoring outfit in KenPom history to a scrappy defensive squad. For a "system guy," Coach B has got to be the most versatile coach in the game. [Title]

Output: It's amazing how Michigan


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This Will Be Ugly But Who Cares Because HARBAUGH!!!!!!!!!!! [Title]

Output: This Will Be Ugly But Who


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Like that time he won the Super Bowl? [Title]

Output: Like that time he won the


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Hello Senior Levert? [Title]

Output: Hello Senior Levert?


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 1 day ago [Body] o.O [Title]

Output: o.O


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Most accurate kicker in NFL history? Thanks for the jinx. [Title]

Output: Most accurate kicker in NFL


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!" [Title]

Output: Did I ever tell you


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] At this point, I'm almost in favor of the team purposely tanking next week against Wisconsin in order to ensure that MSU doesn't get an outright B10 title, especially if OSU goes down today. Almost. [Title]

Output: At this point, I'm almost in


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Sadly, Clarett's troubles really only came to light after the MNC. It reminds me a little of the Mark McGwire/Sammy Sosa stuff in 1998, where everyone knew they were juicing and there was some evidence but not enough to tank them completely. But if Newton gets nailed before the season's over, I've gotta think it'd be pretty unprecedented. [Title]

Output: Sadly, Clarett's troubles


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I think having medical redshits is cause for granting players medical redshirts. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Really bummed out but I blame myself. Finally! Someone taking responsibility for the awful defense! [Title]

Output: Really bummed out


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Also, he was apparently blind until recently. Not bad production, considering. [Title]

Output: Also, he was apparently blind


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Oh please. That's like saying the QB #16 in NCAA '11 could be any random #16 in Michigan history, rather than Denard. Except for #1, there aren't that many jersey numbers that enough different big time players have worn to be able to legitimately say you're not singling one out specifically. "What, this #2 jersey? Charles Woodson? Never heard of him. This is my authentic 2008 Sam McGuffie jersey!" [Title]

Output: Oh please. That's like


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] And, hopefully, minus any Ed Martins.... [Title]

Output: And, hopefully, minus any Ed


Input: [Date] 4 years 43 weeks ago [Body] ...Or seismic advantages. [Title]

Output: ...Or seismic advantages.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Body] I don't see it happening. No matter how explosive he is, it's unlikely any NFL team would use him as a QB, except in a quasi-wildcat situation. He'll probably convert to a WR in the NFL, like Antwaan Randall El. But unless Denard converts to WR in college, I doubt he'd go in the first round of the NFL draft because he wouldn't have proven he can play WR at a high level going into the draft. So that's less incentive to jump early. Plus, dude seems like a likable, grounded guy. Graduating is probably important to him. [Title]

Output: I don't see it happening. No


Input: [Date] 4 years 45 weeks ago [Body] We've all seen the pictures. Still fun to see them again! [Title]

Output: We've all seen the


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] But is it really complete until we have Preview 2010: Preview 2011? [Title]

Output: But is it really complete


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] QB is a lot harder of a position to play, and generally the more experience the better the QB will be. RBs can come in as freshmen and do well. The QBs' experience here is better than nothing, but it's probably not optimistic to rate them higher than a 3 till they've got two full years of experience under each of their belts. [Title]

Output: QB is a lot harder of a


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 days ago [Body] Why not? A bunch of their football players apparently need representation now. [Title]

Output: Why not? A bunch of their


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 days ago [Body] I'm taking both PA and NJ, handwriting both although they allow laptops and I always did law school exams on the laptop. Based on the practice essays, you can pretty much get away with writing a single 5-sentence paragraph for each issue, and each essay has about 4 issues. So, you've only got to write about 20 sentences per essay, which is much more manageable than the word vomit law school exams turned into. I'm not too worried about not having enough time to finish the essays. [Title]

Output: I'm taking both PA and NJ,


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Body] Don't have a link because the Every Three Weekly's website doesn't have any archives, but in 2002 Brian wrote an article for the UM satirical paper E3W titled, "John Navarre Blamed for Offense, Defense, Kicking Game, Iraq, 9/11, Everything Else." That's the first thing I always think about when I see people who criticize Navarre. He had a lot of faults as a QB, but by his graduation I had become a fan of his. [Title]

Output: Don't have a link because the


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Body] Seriously. I heard he caused 9/11, the Great Depression, and the Holocaust. [Title]

Output: Seriously. I heard he caused


Input: [Date] 5 years 2 weeks ago [Body] They should erect a dome and put in a giant 90" HD screen, like at the Dallas Cowboys' stadium. [Title]

Output: They should erect a dome and


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Plus, isn't the general consensus that David Terrell would've come back in 2001 if Henson hadn't left? The run D in 2001 was pretty sick (ignoring TJ Duckett); they just lacked an offense. [Title]

Output: Plus, isn't the general


Input: [Date] 5 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Retributive justice feels nice, but would essentially fuck over LLP's future. If he wasn't able to pay for school, he'd have to drop out and wouldn't get his degree. It sucks that he's been kicked off the team, but I'm still rooting for him to succeed in life. [Title]

Output: Retributive justice feels


Input: [Date] 5 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Gotta say I'm pleased with his solid academic prospects, considering the press lately on some other, unnamed recruits. Will be nice to point to guys like Sousa to counter crap like, "RR only recruits meatheads!!1!!!1!" [Title]

Output: Gotta say I'm pleased with


Input: [Date] 5 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Yes, that's exactly it: it's a good decision for all NCAA players to quit school as soon as they are good enough to make money, be it in the NBA or overseas. Considering how insane the NBA has become with throwing money at anyone with "potential," and the fact that, at 21, Harris is considered an "old man" by NBA teams, he probably should have entered the draft sooner. [Title]

Output: Yes, that's exactly it: it's


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] http://www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-boozing-10-amazing-flask... #3 and #1 [Title]


Input: [Date] 5 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Smart OSU fans? They must be the ones without Buckstaches. [Title]

Output: Smart OSU fans? They must be


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Dilithium cannot be quantified. [Title]

Output: Dilithium cannot be


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] That's also when ND started Returning to Glory. Coincidence??? [Title]

Output: That's also when ND started


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Considering how much they locked down UT last year in the B12 championship game, their defense, at the least, was top-notch. And they have a tradition of having strong Ds. I don't imagine that'll suddenly go away. But their O will only improve if they bring back the triple option :) [Title]

Output: Considering how much they


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Step 1: Realize the echos haven't stirred for decades. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit! Return to Glory! Join the Big Ten! [Title]

Output: Step 1: Realize the echos


Input: [Date] 5 years 6 weeks ago [Body] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! [Title]

Output: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


Input: [Date] 5 years 7 weeks ago [Body] What I want to know is whether NCAA Football '11 will let you reorganize conferences. I'd finally be able to get U Chicago back into the B10. [Title]

Output: What I want to know is


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Context, sir (maybe). [Body]

Output: Say what you want about Doyel, but I buy what he's selling about the context of the Ireland/Bryant yo mama a ho conversation. http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/13345087/somebodys-lying-and-its-up-to-goodell-to-root-the-rat-out


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Make sure he signs it left handed... [Body]

Output: you know, just to be on the safe side.


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Halfway through his senior year [Body]

Output: and one of the best two plays is Denard throwing the ball out-of-bounds on a third down? Maturity? Hoke and Borges probably can't wait to get rid of him and get Morris into the offense.


Input: [Date] 2 years 43 weeks ago [Title] So now you're attributing [Body]

Output: a quote from the player to the doctor who examined him? Maybe you should just report him to the state medical board and be done with it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Or, ~4.2 yards per play [Body]

Output: because math. A full yard plus being the 71 yard pass to Gallon.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] There was no 'everybody said' [Body]

Output: Richardson was clearly better. Heisman winners don't get pulled in the 4th quarter against their main rival for being ineffective. Richardson brought the Auburn game home because Ingram was awful.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Rucker actually paid his debt to society. [Body]

Output: It's something Fitz hasn't done yet.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 days ago [Title] The real exodus occurs next year. [Body]

Output: The sanctions were announced too late for most that want to leave to catch on with another team. With graduating seniors and underclass attrition, you can expect next year to be truly brutal for them.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 days ago [Title] That'd be almost as weird as [Body]

Output: projecting B1G championships based on one summer's compsosite recruiting services rankings.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Are you under the impression [Body]

Output: that backups at USC have trouble getting drafted high enough?


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Jessica Ghawi interviewed Chris Summers [Body]

Output: I live in San Antonio and remember this girl from local sports radio. It's nice to see that Chris was a sweetheart to her, as she was just an intern doing her first interview. He also paid off a bet with a teammate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8l1gZTPoA&feature=youtu.be


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Title] what sort of line do you [Body]

Output: what sort of line do you think Desmond leads with??? 'Home for the summer from East Lansing?'


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Title] 2nd Team, no question. [Body]

Output: But over Matt Barkley? I don't think it's really that close of an argument.


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Title] I would amend your post only [Body]

Output: I would amend your post only in saying that USC Alumni are much more like U-M Alumni. Fanbases are another story. USC home games at the Coliseum are a gauntlet for opposing fanbases, and a lot of the tailgaters don't mind getting in the face and taunting senior citizens who happen to wear the wrong colors. I've seen this firsthand, multiple times.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Ohio drivers [Body]

Output: are taught by their parents. There is no formal driver's training in Ohio. It is evident sex education does not exist either.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He is an angry little elf. [Body]

Output: He is an angry little elf.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This is why I left the [Body]

Output: This is why I left the Corporate world and acquired several businesses. It is also why I replaced 85% of my salaried and hourly employees during the first year of owning any business. It is now why I have only 1099 commissioned employees outside my admin. Deliver or starve. Employers suck. Employees suck. Frankly, either create your own path or get used to it.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] My "cool story bro" with David Letterman: [Body]

Output: While waiting for a flight back from London to the US in 1995, David Letterman sat down next to me in the British Air Courtesy Suite. He had just finished a week of very highly hyped shows from London. As he was sitting down I smiled and said, "Congratulations on your shows. They turned this town upside down." His response? "Can't you see I have a newspaper in my hands? Don't bother me." He proceeded to unfold his paper and peer over it at people for 30 minutes -- never really reading it. I haven't watched his show since. His "Late Night from London" jacket he was wearing was very cool though. The only change I would have made would be to change the name on the front from "Dave" to "Asshole".


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Hard to sleep on the #5 kid [Body]

Output: Hard to sleep on the #5 kid out of Florida when the Top 4 were D'Angelo Russell, Chris McCollough, Joel Berry and Grayson Allen. Yet, all the scouting services had up to 8 or 9 Florida kids in their top100 -- just not the kid everyone in Florida who follows Florida basketball called #5. If you saw him play, you knew. If you didn't, you wouldn't.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Remember the time... [Body]

Output: .... Jimmy promised a victory at Ohio State and delivered 26-24? I remember.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Great idea. I am declaring [Body]

Output: Great idea. I am declaring that I am officially redshirting too. I'm done this year and I'll be back next season! So I'll just watch from the sidelines with no physical or emotional involvement. Wow, this feels so liberating.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm not sure what the big deal is. Bolden was [Body]

Output: I'm not sure what the big deal is. Bolden was simply expressing that our offense would be camping out at midfield until the game was decided. Next week drive the stake into the endzone.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sat right behind Steve Everitt at the 2006 UM-OSU [Body]

Output: Sat right behind Steve Everitt at the 2006 UM-OSU game in the shoe - me in my six layers of clothing and Steve in his t-shirt.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Urban would lie about lying. [Body]

Output: Urban would lie about lying.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] Unable to exercise? [Body]

Output: You can exercise plenty when the knee is immobilized and plenty more during rehab.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Living just south of Fort [Body]

Output: Living just south of Fort Myers, I had the opportunity to watch Ricky Doyle play in the Palms City tournament over the Christmas Holiday against some of the nation's best talent. Don't sleep on him. He is not Beifeldt 2.0. He isn't significantly more athletic, but his is much, much more skilled. He is the number 5 player in Florida and rated a five-star talent by Florida Hoops. Florida has some great players. Ricky has one of the smoothest softest shots I've seen from a big fella. He was matched up against a Colorado team with two Division I bigs and lit them up for 23 with zero support. Not one of his shots from the floor hit the rim. His face up game is superb. Give him space and he will bury it. Back to the basket game? Well, in Bielein's offense who really cares. Defensively, he isn't the fastest afoot, but with some work and conditioning he will be competent. Definitely not a shot blocker. Rebounding is decent, but he isn't a great leaper. Closest comparator I can think of is a 6'10" Frank Kaminsky who is a bit thicker and not quite as quick under the basket. He is a shooter who draw an opponents big to the perimiter and over time will add some defense and rebounding. Okay, I'll go there -- Pittsnogle 2.0, but a little more athletic.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Student/Alum/Did not attend: [Body]

Output: Student/Alum/Did not attend: Alum Number of previous seasons you purchased season tickets, as student or not, excluding 2014: 24 Number of tickets renewed for 2014: 2 Number of tickets NOT renewed for 2014: 0 Bonus question: Did the Nuss hire or the Penn State night game announcement sway your decision? No I renewed today, but almost missed it. I did send an email to the ticket office chastising them for moving renewal date up from May 15th to tax day (WTF I see more than enough money go out of my account that day, just stick another fork in me) and for not sending out their maize renewal envelope this year about 45 days in advance. The first notice I received was the email Tuesday notifying me I was late and had until this Friday. Not real happy with their process this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] I never received a letter in [Body]

Output: I never received a letter in the mail, nor did I receive an email prior to April 15th. I received an email late last week stating I have until this Friday to renew. In the past the renewal date was May 15th, not April 15th and I received a letter at least 45 days in advance letting me know. Seems like the keystone cops have taken over the ticket office. I planned on calling them Thursday when I return home.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] It's Columbus, get it? [Body]

Output: If you dressed up a bunch of zoo animals in scarlet and gray and called it a Ohio State football event 25,000 would show up at the shoe just so they have something to talk about at the water cooler on Monday.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] ... and designed, developed [Body]

Output: ... and designed, developed and tested in Japan. But who cares about the $100K plus engineering jobs anyways -- right? Certainly not a Michigan Engineering School graduate ;-)


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Regarding the need for a shot blocker [Body]

Output: Two Taco's please? The Real Taco Pants


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] I was at a dinner last month [Body]

Output: I was at a dinner last month and had a chance to speak to Gene Keady for about ten minutes. We talked Michigan basketball as much as Purdue basketball. I had to laugh when he said, "Can you believe what Fisher is doing at San Diego State? He must have hired some good assistants because when I coached against him he had tons of talent but didn't have a clue what he was doing."


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Play to lose? Get off my [Body]

Output: Play to lose? Get off my court!


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Tax Dollars at Work! [Body]

Output: nfm


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] Wait? Wut? It works every time [Body]

Output: Keep slapping the floor Sparty!


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] I thought Morgan was a solid, [Body]

Output: I thought Morgan was a solid, steady contributor his first 2-1/2 years until he rolled his ankle last year. His mobility was severly limited and he lost his confidence because of it. McGary stepped in last year and stepped up. Due to his back injury, McGary was suffering this year from a bit of what plauged Morgan last year. Morgan is obviously healthy and playing confident again and that is a huge plus for this team.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Less Goldie Hawn. More Kate [Body]

Output: Less Goldie Hawn. More Kate Upton.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] My guess would be Tyrone [Body]

Output: My guess would be Tyrone Wheatley Sr. and Tyrone Wheatley Jr. as a package deal. Tyrone has far greater breadth of experience than Mike Hart.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Wisconsin, year in, year out the best [Body]

Output: Wisconsin, year in, year out the best hand-checking, holding and undercutting team in America!


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] As a fanbase the Buckeyes have zero credibility. [Body]

Output: As a fanbase the Buckeyes have zero credibility. Most will lie to themselves and others to justify their idiocy. No charges have been filed because either others have not corroborated the bucknut's story or their are too many inconsistencies. Maybe the drunk bucknut just fell off his cooler and hit his own face and Lewan, in the vicinity, laughed at him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] His body is similar to Jordan [Body]

Output: His body is similar to Jordan Morgan's, but they have very different skillsets. Doyle is a much better shooter and much smoother around the rim. Defensively, Morgan is much better. That said, it is hard to judge Doyle's upside defensively as he is only 17 and he was playing against kids nearly his height, but 30 lbs lighter. I agree he will be a solid contributor. Definitely a Big Ten body. Definitely a good find by the coaching staff. If he had one or two decent players on the court with him, it would have helped him immensely. There isn't a single player on his team who would start on any decent Michigan high school program. He can't come off the floor as his team would get run, he gets all the defensive attention, and he is still averaging 30 a game.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] 2014 F Ricky Doyle [Body]

Output: Stopped by the City of Palms Classic here in Fort Myers today to take a look at 2104 committment Ricky Doyle of Fort Myers Bishop Verot High School (the host school). Ricky's team played Denver East in the first round of the tournament and was handled quite easily by 20 points. Ricky's stat line wasn't great as his teammates were clearly overmatched by the length and quickness of Denver East. However, I'll state this: He passes the look test. At 6'9" and 235 pounds, he had the most solid frame I saw today -- and I saw a lot of top 150 players. The kid can shoot the basketball. I don't recall him missing a shot. He was deadly from 10 feet and in. He hit mostly face-ups over a 6'7" kid who could jump. He also hit a really nice fade-away from about 6 feet with a couple of defenders in his face. If his teammates could feed him the ball or have drawn the defence out by hitting a few shots from outside, he could have kept his team in the game. Super soft touch around the rim. Good finisher. He had a couple dunks -- one on a rebound right under the basket and a tomahawk on three step drive down the lane. He can rebound. I was very impressed with was his ability to locate defenders and move his feet to put his body between the defender and the basket. Footwork was solid. He didn't stand around. On offensive he moved his feet and called for the ball when open. On defense he moved quite well, but was forced to clean up too much of his teammates being beat off the dribble. Hands are still a question. Denver East was all over him when he caught the ball. If he didn't catch it cleanly (and he didn't early) or if he put it on the floor down low, the ball was headed down the other way quickly. He seemed to adjust to the competition in the 2nd quarter and I don't recall but maybe one turnover in the last three quarters. Get this kid in the weightroom to add some upper body strength and give him a little time to adjust to the competition (there is none in SW Florida) and I think he'll be a very solid contributor. Closest comparator I can think of is Courtney Sims. Note: Ricky is the #5 rated player in Florida.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] The problem is symantics. I [Body]

Output: The problem is symantics. I think we all realize, but do not want to admit, when a kid says "I commit to", there is no contract behind it. The signed LOI is the binding contract; therefore, when a kid says, "I commit to" what is really meant is "I plan to commit to". When you read into this Crawford's plan hasn't changed; our plan of this kid not taking visits anywhere else has changed. Could his plans change? Sure, but why get worked up with it if he is communicating his plans with our coaching staff? Also, Michigan's rules aren't no visits, it is no visits without talking to the coaches first. Seems like that rule is selectively misunderstood by the media and used against our coaching staff to stir up more interest in recruiting. Whatever.


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] Not saying we should get Loeffler, but their situation depth-wise is as bad as it is here at some key positions on offense. They've had a lot of injuries at RB, graduated some WR's and Logan Thomas has regressed this year, making a lot of careless mistakes, worse than what Gardner's been doing. I do think there are better candidates than him. I think he'd be like a DeBord or a more innovative version of Borges, with better QB coaching, too. And that may be just fine for many people. [Title]

Output: Not saying we should get


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I think middle-schoolers doing organized conditioning and the pressure coaches face may be a bit more uncommon outside of the South, but year-round conditioning certainly is not. I think in parts of the South, you do see smaller programs emulate larger-schools more often, but something like year-round conditioning, formal and informal, has been around for a while pretty much everywhere. [Title]

Output: I think middle-schoolers


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Look at CRex's post below. It's not so simple as looking at height and weight. Denard has strong legs, but he has relatively long legs and a high waist compared to a lot of RB's. That's part of the reason he runs high and it also makes you susceptible to lower body injuries as time goes on. It's not just height and weight, it's his build/proportions and his running style. He also doesn't have a particularly large neck or trap muscles like some of these other runningbacks, either. Denard is a little smaller than Michael Vick, and even though he plays QB, you can see that he's not a big guy and he's going up against linemen and LB'ers on a normal basis and it's taken its toll. [Title]

Output: Look at CRex's post below.


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I agree about his pad level and upright running style. Even when he's between the tackles, he runs high, partly due to where his center of gravity being relatively high. [Title]

Output: I agree about his pad level


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I agree. You can point to guys like Chris Johnson all you want, but the fact is that he's not the norm. If you run a 4.2 and has had sick numbers at RB through high school and college, than yes, his size is not as much of a factor. But, most RB's don't have Chris Johnson's build, who is pretty thickly built himself if you see him in person. I remember thinking Clinton Portis was on the small side, and while that may have been true, he had more of a RB build. [Title]

Output: I agree. You can point to


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] The reason he's projected to be a WR is partly due to what other QB's have done, Denard's build, injury history, and his upside. I understand Denard was successful running the ball between the tackles, but I don't know why people are so quick to judge Denard at WR when he hasn't been playing the position very long. Whether he goes to RB or WR, he will have to learn a lot of new skills. Let the guy continue to learn and develop. Teams will probably give him some handoffs, but if he wants to grow and "own" a position, it's probably going to be as a slot WR. Kinda OT, but Denard is a guy who I could see blowing up in some capacity in the CFL, just sayin'. [Title]

Output: The reason he's projected to


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I think DC would be a better neutral site. [Title]

Output: I think DC would be a better


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] A lot of people acknowledge that he can be a good runningback for all the reasons you mention, but a lot of people are thinking from a longevity perspective as well. I think a lot of people look at his build and at what other QB's have done and say that WR is the best spot, but we've seen that he has great running skills besides being fast that would make him a potential weapon in the running game. But, there should be caution for him at RB as well, not just for durability issue, but because runningback is simply a different position, even from the running perspective. If we're going to be nit-picky, Denard does have a tendency to dance at times. His skills at RB were best observed, IMO, in the inside running game, but I do question whether he'd be an effective off-tackle runner. I think he could be effective as a zone runner, but who knows.Either way, I think he has runningback skills, but people are concerned about his longevity. [Title]

Output: A lot of people acknowledge


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] A lot of that can be alleviated with better route running skills. Part of it is muscle memory as well. He still looks to be relatively upright with his weight a bit far back away from his feet but I think as he learns how to run these routes, he will fix this. Maybe after the catch when he's reacting more, as he did as a QB, he regresses and stumbles, but I expect him to run much cleaner routes at least. [Title]

Output: A lot of that can be


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I don't think he gets to that level, either. Harvin was such a dynamic athlete in high school, especially at wide receiver, it wasn't surprising to see him pick up full-time WR so quickly. I was actually more impressed with the way he was used at Florida. But, I agree that there are certain things that Harvin has been used to at least practicing for going on 10 years now that Denard will have to pick up some of before he's anything like the natural WR that Harvin is. [Title]

Output: I don't think he gets to that


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I think Harvin is a best-case scenario. Denard is similar in that he will probably get some snaps in some sort of wild-cat/option scenario or in a jet sweep or just something out of the backfield. But, Harvin's been a receiver for a while and he just has those instincts that may be difficult for Denard to pick up. I just hope that he can get as healthy as he can as soon as possible. He's a guy who could be very effective in the right situation, but he could just as easily be wasted, IMO. [Title]

Output: I think Harvin is a best-case


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I think it has peaked as well. I think the novelty of the BCS has kind of worn off and although the playoff will breath new life into the sport, I think it'll be short-lived. I think a lot of the interest has also aligned with the increased interest in all levels of football, recruiting, and gambling. It seems like we may have peaked in a number of these areas, and if it hasn't peaked, than perhaps the rate of growth of interest has peaked and we may be plateauing soon. I think a new technological/media product will have to emerge if things are to continue on the path we've seen in the past decade and a half or so. [Title]

Output: I think it has peaked as


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I think Turgeon is a very good coach and they're on a positive trajectory. As for why we can't pack a basketball stadium, you can ask Maryland about their abysmal football attendance. Basketball is just a bigger deal there and really the main major sport that they've had any consistent success at recently. If they recruit the area better, they will be a very dangerous team in the Big Ten and at minimum, they'll be in the top half of the Big Ten for a while. [Title]

Output: I think Turgeon is a very


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I think Robinson needs to stay another year and be a centerpiece of the offense. [Title]

Output: I think Robinson needs to


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] This is a great fit for Loeffler and VT. I think this should breath new life into them offensively. [Title]

Output: This is a great fit for


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Maryland is also below the Mason-Dixon line. And since we obsess about media markets when talking about conference expansion, Woodbridge, VA is in the DC market just like the homes of people like Countess, Furman, and countless others who've either been on the team or who've we've recruited. The only reason why this nuance is brought up is because people see "VA" next to his name and all of a sudden he's a longshot Southern recruit when the reality is that he's a Mid-Atlantic recruit in the same market that we, OSU, PSU and others have had success recruiting. [Title]

Output: Maryland is below the


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I'm doubtful about Denard's prospects at the next level, but I actually think playing nickel or something might not be a bad idea. We don't know how well he can catch, although perhaps playing slot and catching some drags and outs would be feasible. But, Denard is strong and tough and doesn't shy away from contact. I think returning kicks will be his most likely landing spot, I could see the attraction to the idea of him playing corner, in addition to wide receiver. He could probably take snaps as a wild cat or at runningback, but he'd probably transition to WR over time for a number of reasons, health being an important one. [Title]

Output: I'm doubtful about Denard's


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I went to Michigan and UVA and I'm not saying that UVA would be a perfect fit, especially not culturally. I think a lot of flagship universities with high-level academics/research and good/decent sports in very nice college towns could fit in the Big Ten. And the fact that UVA has a lot of East Coasters, like a few Big Ten schools and is located in the Mid-Atlantic helps given the recent expansions. I do disagree with a number of the characterizations you made about UVA and its environs, but if you do make those characterizations about UVA, you could also make them about Penn St., Maryland, and Rutgers to a similar extent. The southern gentleman mentality you mention is probably the most significant differentiating quality between UVA and Big Ten schools. I went to high school in Fairfax County, Virginia and it was funny how when I went to UM, I was seen as a southerner, in the pejorative sense, more than anything else and my buddy who's from Montgomery County, MD was seen as a cool East Coaster, so ignorance and geographical stereotypes are alive and well in Big Ten country as well. [Title]

Output: I went to Michigan and UVA


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Stevie Brown looked like a beast when he first came to Michigan. He had a solid senior season, but he made a number of great plays on special teams early on during his Michigan career. He also seems like an overall good guy. I'm glad to see him putting together this kind of season. [Title]

Output: Stevie Brown looked like a


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I agree with you, but the year Stevie has had so far has been pretty good so far. It would have been nice to have had some Thorpe winners, though. [Title]

Output: I agree with you, but the


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] What you say is true, but the political boundary between the states actually is significant. Northern Virginia was basically a backwater while Suburban Maryland was the premier suburb of Washington DC decades ago. Now, Northern Virginia has come into its own and has become more significant than Suburban Maryland economically an and is just as livable for the most part, which pisses off longtime residents and economic development officials/politicians in Maryland. And even though Maryland had slaves, being a part of the Union and being less politically and culturally conservative has always been something that Maryland has boasted about. Even if NoVa is different, it's still tied to Richmond. I agree about Charlottesville and UVA. I don't think it's more cosmopolitan than Ann Arbor, but I think it'd fit in to the Big Ten pretty easily. [Title]

Output: What you say is true, but the


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] He may be underappreciated from the standpoint that a lot of people made Burke seem worse than he was when he was debating going pro after last season. It was good that he came back, but he was great towards the stretch last season and he only helped himself in camps during the offseason, which is what I think he would have done had he declared after last season. His size isn't ideal, but people seemed to underrate how skilled he was. Even some analysts didn't see it. So, I'm glad he came back but it was clear after last season that some people underappreciated him. Not now, though. [Title]

Output: He may be underappreciated


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I suspected something like this. Either he was coasting somehow or he knew that Wiscy would have some difficulties ahead. [Title]

Output: I suspected something like


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Sounds like my experience in Morgantown. Morgantown is crazy, especially for rivalry games. [Title]

Output: Sounds like my experience in


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Please stop repeating this myth. UVA and VT have been together for less than ten years. As long has VT doesn't remain in a dumpster-fire of a conference, than the legislature is not going to obstruct things. There are certain circumstances present in the instance where the legislature got involved. [Title]

Output: Please stop repeating this


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Is it common for the ACL to be injured along with the patella? I ruptured my patella tendon and am rehabbing it, but there's an issue of buckling and lack of stability that I fear may be ACL-related. Along with the contact involved with the injury, chronic patellar tendonitis was a big contributing factor for me. I know it's different from a dislocation, but it's somewhat related still. Thanks for this post, though. [Title]

Output: Is it common for the ACL to


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] nm double post [Title]

Output: nm double post


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Utah is a flagship school, not bad academically, has decent sports, is located in a fast growing and economically well-off state, and fits the geography. I don't think it's correct to say that no one say Utah going to the Pac-12. [Title]

Output: Utah is a flagship school,


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I dunno how it affects it, but Michigan lacrosse is on the upward trajectory either way. Michigan is a well-known brand in lacrosse-rich areas and the sport has become more popular in the midwest. I think having matchups with Maryland and having games available on the BTN will definitely help. [Title]

Output: I dunno how it affects it,


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I agree. It is a smart choice from an athletics perspective. And, for the basketball-oriented programs in the conference, I'm sure they were less reluctant about this. When we talked Big Ten expansion, I'd always thought that while Louisville wouldn't be a target for us, it would be a good get for another BCS conference, whether it's the Big 12, SEC, or ACC, which I thought was the least likely, although that was before Pitt and 'Cuse joined. [Title]

Output: I agree. It is a smart choice


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Title] In the case of the bullpen, I [Body]

Output: In the case of the bullpen, I think regression is your friend. That bullpen was/is so inordinately bad that it's likely to improve based on a random roll of the dice rather than anyone being smart or good. I'm not saying I think the bullpen will be "good" next year, and there's an argument to be made for loaded dice. But even still. That bullpen should at least rever to "slightly less horrible."


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Title] I don't know about overall [Body]

Output: I don't know about overall trends at the macro level. But as a parent, here's where I'm coming from at least. My kid's probably a candidate for football. He's huge for his age, I played and got a lot out of it through high school, and other memebers of my family have played through college. I kind of just don't want my son to play at the youth level though. *I live in a large city and have walked by the park to see the youth couches and parents encouraging tiny kids to be a little too *thunderdome* with each other. Even if the coaches are vetted and cool (like how I'm sure I'd think of you) it only takes one idiot parent that thrives on teaching their kids they are pitbulls to put a tiny kid or a sweet kid at risk. *Parents are much more litigious now at least where I live. I realize how stupid it is to give when I was a kid stories but here goes: When I was a kid, I came home from touch football practice to find out some kid kicked my little brother in the balls tha day. The next day I did what any older brother would do. I got there before practice when we played "kill the man with the ball" (it's also got another less pc name, but happily that's not what we called it). I waited till the kid got the ball and I leveled him with all my 4th grade might. The baffled kid asked why. I told him. And it was over. Now. Maybe I fall on him funny and he breaks a bone. He's got helicoptor parents: lawsuit. *Head injury problems seem to be cumulitive. This is the big one! Yes I know they are little kids. Yes I know it's unlikely they'll get plastered to the point there are visible signs of a concussion. But if it's based on all of the hits over time those count too. *I don't think youth football is that helpful in making high school and college football players.] I've seen enough kids that had to unlearn wrong stuff at that level to not think it was a great head start. I think it's entirely possible to learn football technique at the high school (or at least middle school) level without being behind by graduation. There are plenty of other sports and activities a kid can play to hone athletic ability that will help him should he ever decide to play football at those levels. ---- To me youth football is very little upside, for a few shots at a decent downside. I certainly don't disrespect the people that play or coach but I'm just hoping it's not for my kid. As a dad who played football and has a big kid, of course I think it would be cool to cheer for him doing the same thing, and I'm totally aware that not encouraging him to play at a younger age might make it so he doesn't want to play when he's older. But I'm ok with that. I have even bigger concussion concerns at higher levels, and I just want him to be happy anyway. So if not playing kid football makes him discover something else that's cool that he'll do in high school instead of what I did, that's fine too.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] This makes me feel guilty for [Body]

Output: This makes me feel guilty for spending time following sports.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] THey should invite him to [Body]

Output: THey should invite him to have it retired before the game and then hold out till the second intermission.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I will be like "I don't [Body]

Output: I will be like "I don't care," but if a bunch of people are really happy and say it's the best I'll be like "huh, great then," and then I'll go back to not caring.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] They should cage it. [Body]

Output: They should cage it.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] If you bet a lot of money on [Body]

Output: If you bet a lot of money on today's game for the team you manage. You might be pulling all stops to win TODAY at the expense of 161 other games or even player health. Thinking of winning a battle that costs you the war.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] God reading some of his older [Body]

Output: God reading some of his older tweets. He's such a piece of crap douchebag. How do people like this live with themselves?


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] But protein farts brah's! Do [Body]

Output: But protein farts brah's! Don't you even lift?


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] They banned wrongly inflated [Body]

Output: They banned wrongly inflated footballs because the SEC is trying to be like the NFL: if somone in the SEC rapes or beats someone they can talk about footballs instead. They learned this tactic from politicians.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] There are other 529 plans [Body]

Output: There are other 529 plans better than the michigan one unless a huge portion of your investment calculus is the tax break you get from paying Michigan state taxes. Even if you're going for the tax break you might be better off by first putting it into this plan for taxes and then rolling it into another state's plan that invests the money more creativly and has cheaper fees. I really like the Utah plan, for example.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] To clarify, I don't think the [Body]

Output: To clarify, I don't think the reason I've said is the only reason. I think there are multiple others ones. But I think all sports are a numbers game, and this one has some merit. Also, not teaching my kid to crap kick is something I can fix. The other stuff well...he and America are on their own for that one.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Since you're being that guy, [Body]

Output: Since you're being that guy, maybe you have some advice about a way too early soccer question. One of the theories about why the US is disadvantaged is the lack of cultrual default knowledge about absolute basics. The tl;dr version is; in Europe you might see a lot of kids "throwing like a girl" because the averge adult doesn't model it the right way, and here you have kids kicking the wrong way for the same reasons. As someone who was good at other sports but always kicked like a girl, is there a basic resource I can look at to learn to do that the right way before I teach my toddler bad habits? Moment of fatherly pride, he's in the 97% percentile for height and weight, and his motor's always running. I'd like to be helpful if he likes a sport I'm dumb at.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I think he's great that he's [Body]

Output: I think he's great that he's calling a spade a spade.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You realize he's marketing to [Body]

Output: You realize he's marketing to hopeful teenagers and not jaded adults right?


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Maybe it wasn't to be funny. [Body]

Output: Maybe it wasn't to be funny. Maybe he just you know...likes having a kid.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Their rebuttal should just be [Body]

Output: Their rebuttal should just be a concussion study.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I hit two home runs in one [Body]

Output: I hit two home runs in one inning when I was a senior in high school. They were the only two I ever hit. My dad said he wasn't sure if it was his kid who did it.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I've gotten to the point [Body]

Output: I've gotten to the point where the more character questions teams have on their roster the less I care about the team and the sport. I used to watch every Lions game, but they had that period where so many players got arrested or charged with things...I was just kind of done. I didn't even check the scores after a while and they never fully got me back. The NFL in general I have a lot of trouble with too. Maybe because I'm older now, but I just find it harder to cheer for people or organizations I don't respect. I know that teams are going to do what they're going to do anyway because "where else are we gonna get our fix?" but I think if enough people withdraw from things they feel aren't ok then it'll be harder for organizations to leverage us against each other.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I hate these posts. They're [Body]

Output: I hate these posts. They're lazy, intrusive, and don't add any discussion to the board.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The low quality of it [Body]

Output: The low quality of it actually is what makes it awesome because it feels more genuine and spontanious. The arrangement would still be great but I'd give so much less of a crap about it if it was shot by a good dp and I had to see it in an overly saccharine "Simpsons" type Dr. Zaius song format.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The basketball recruiting [Body]

Output: The basketball recruiting coordinator would mostly just stand in front of prospects' windows holding up a boom box.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Yep. We should all roll over [Body]

Output: Yep. We should all roll over and die and not think about anyting because other people get money for some of the same thinking. If someone is more qualified than us than we are of course stupid and wrong and our opinions should die in a fire.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] You are not the only one. I [Body]

Output: You are not the only one. I have nothing against the fight. I used to know a Manny fan and was actually looking forward to if it happened when I talked to him years ago. But this excitement seems more media created than "how awesome it would be to actually watch" created.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You pays your money and you [Body]

Output: You pays your money and you takes your chances.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's crazy to think of a [Body]

Output: It's crazy to think of a Wolverine infield that had both Chris Sabo and Barry Larkin.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Based on the voting, if [Body]

Output: Based on the voting, if you're looking for others to help you scream to get off someone else's blog's lawn, it seems it's you who is looking in the wrong place.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Title] So right about making the [Body]

Output: So right about making the most of your time EE. It seems like she really tried to as well. Upper Deck made a bsketball card of her. I thought that was pretty cool. http://www.upperdeck.com/corporate/news-and-events/2015-03-04.aspx


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Odd yes...but wouldn't it be [Body]

Output: Odd yes...but wouldn't it be awesome?


Input: [Date] 2 days 10 hours ago [Title] Happy B-Day WD! Ok - my [Body]

Output: Happy B-Day WD! Ok - my childhood memory was a summer on the East Coast skipping mussels and eating others on a beautiful lake in New Hampshire. Swimming, girls, fishing and horseback riding in the mountains were commonplace. I hope my kids get to do something like that as well. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] Gotta love this kids skill [Body]

Output: Gotta love this kids skill set, and he's the closest thing to his previous QB at the 9er's. I could see him tearing it up in Jim's offense whether that be sooner or later. The cream will rise and this QB competition will be fun to watch. Who knows? They might even play more than one for the opener and see who is the best under the lights. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I just bought a Prius in March [Body]

Output: And I have to say it this the best car I have ever owned by far. I drive for a living selling Spirits and Wine and I'm saving $175 a month from my previous car that got an advertised 32MPG. You won't be racing anyone at a stoplight and it takes a minute to get used to, but I will probably own a Prius the rest of my life. If you are considering a car, you should test drive one. It teaches you how to drive smarter and conserve gas, so you save more money as you learn from it. I can get up to 58 MPG in the city if I am consious of how I drive; I get 49-52 if I just drive like I used to. Best car purchase ever. I was worried about the payment, and it's covering HALF of my payment in gas savings. Booyah.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Smoked brisket [Body]

Output: And boneless BBQ Chicken thighs - yum!


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: Upvote for the use of "Taint Hammer" - that's just hilarious


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Yay new recruit! Boo Freep [Body]

Output: Yay new recruit! Boo Freep link


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: DarkWolv is the trolliest of trolls. https://www.ipredator.co/internet-trolls/


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] 〽 [Body]

Output: 1. I think it's hilarious that the Big 12 is going to take a "wait and see" approach to moving into 12 teams for their conference. How many years will it take of them getting left out of the championship before they figure it out? The committee has an easy out here because as long as everyone in the Big 12 has 1 loss they can just point to the lack of 13th game, and lack of Championship determined the last week of the season. My guess is after this year when they get left out again they will reluctantly add two. 2. I think their best move would be to add Central Florida and South Florida. Lots of talk above about recruiting help and TV markets involving footprint expansion. This would help all of that. 3. This will not be popular, but IMO making fun of Rutgers and Maryland was funny before they BOTH beat us last year. Please refrain from trying to put down teams that have come into our conference and beaten us the first oppertunity they got. I know that our return to the top of the conference will put these guys in their place, but it's like people around here forget that we were worse last year. 4. If the Power 5 Conferences move to 4 and everyone else has 16 teams, I would support B1G expansion. I don't think we need to do anything until all signs point to this and one of the 5 conferences drowns at sea.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sho Kosugi [Body]

Output: I used to watch Sho Kosugi movies growing up and still like them (although a little cheesier so many years later). On my IPad and can't embed but check this scene out from "Revenge of the Ninja" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5WBSgJaVRc


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Boom [Body]

Output: Don drops a bomb


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm not gonna lie [Body]

Output: Harbaugh eats lightning and craps thunder. Just sit back and watch the man build a dynasty. He's getting the guys he likes all over the country, and he doesn't care about your stupid ratings system. It's something they made up for fans to follow but has no bearing on reality. I am immune to all your fancy charts and graphs that support your point. How much do you wanna bet all the kids offered at these camps were busting their asses, standing out as the best of the best, and showing that they are coachable?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] I know that several people here [Body]

Output: like that we have Buckeyes lurking and appreciate their perspective. I cannot stand them and don't really understand why they go to Michigan blog sites. Hell, not only do they visit, but they sign up and comment regularly. What a sad and confused life some people lead. I will never relate to or understand their motivation. This has to be the third or fourth site they go to daily. I can't wait to beat their ass this year.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sky is falling!! [Body]

Output: I am solid in the camp that Harbaugh knows what he's doing and the recruiting services don't really know shit. I know you've got fancy charts, "empirical data" (whatever that is), and all kinds of statistics to back up how amazing Rivals/Scout/etc... are. All I know is this dude is a proven winner in College and in the NFL and those of you doubting him are being ridiculous. I could care less what some guy behind a computer who's never coached a team in his life thinks about these recruits. Harbaugh seeing and coaching these kids in person is everything. He will scour the nation to find the kind of players who fit his mold. People who will attack each day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. While some are checking the sites to see where we rank in a fictitious star competition, the coaches will be working hard to build the new era of Michigan football. Whoever Jim and his staff thinks give us the best shot will be the right guys for this team. Sit back and watch this dude build a masterpiece brick by brick.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Go Blue!!! [Body]

Output: Yet another "edge of your seat" finish. This year has turned me into a Softball fan, and it's been a really fun ride. Our Women kick ass no matter how this ends, and I can't wait to see them compete tomorrow!


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Alright [Body]

Output: Let's build a cushion here and put this team away


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Fantastic [Body]

Output: John Oliver is hilarious and so right on the money. Nobody likes how the NCAA does it's business but these guys make them look like moral pillars of justice. Sad that the big sponsors are the only ones that can really do anything, because they will just keep raking in the cash and look the other way.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] This game kinda sucks for us IMO. [Body]

Output: Don't get me wrong, it will be a bigtime challenge and an away game to boot. I just mean win or lose, national perception of the Utah program is not very good. This will be one of the toughest challenges any team has in week one (Minnesota's is even harder of course). If Minny loses, but it's a close game - the media perception will still be positive. If we drop a close one to Utah, the media (and this site) will shit a brick. I want to believe we will roll em, but I really think this is our 3rd toughest game of the season.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Aaaaahhhhh [Body]

Output: that would have been so nice. Ok still time left


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] sweet [Body]

Output: Here we come!!


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Ok time to [Body]

Output: turn the hat backwards


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I don't know about you... [Body]

Output: But I just sat there staring for about three minutes when it finished. Creepy, freaky, amazing, and so much fun to watch. I proceeded to text friends and family about it and had some really good discussions. Everything that has gone away from the books has been better in my opinion, and they are hitting it out of the park. There is so much to look forward to... Winter is coming.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Alright - [Body]

Output: Let's see some life from Bama. Can they muster some runs?


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Man, the LSU [Body]

Output: Pitcher is a hoss. Wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] That grand slam [Body]

Output: Got me up off the couch, and usually only football does that to me. These girls are a blast to watch and I can't wait for the next one. Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Boom Shaka Laka!!! [Body]

Output: Wow. That was awesome - Go Blue!!


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Gentry! [Body]

Output: I'm going with Zach Gentry to win the starting spot this fall. I have zero evidence to support that, just a hunch. I think if you look at guys like Andrew Luck and Colin K. you see really big athletes that have a cannon for an arm and athleticism to get the tough first down scrambling when you really need it. Gentry is a gigantic 6'-7" and 230 lbs as a Frosh! How big will this dude get under our weight and nutritional program? Some stats: "Gentry threw for 2,978 yards and 26 scores last season at Eldorado High School in Albuquerque, New Mexico, He also rushed for 1,057 yards and 22 touchdowns" (mlive.com). We all know Rudock can manage the game, but I think Harbaugh has something extra up his sleeve.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Ummmm... [Body]

Output: Personal Foul - on the offense -- Punching Babies - 15 yards and loss of down (I know this is not exactly what you're asking for I just think it's funny)


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Utah game - [Body]

Output: The opener is scary. I think it's our 3rd hardest game and will tell us about this team and their potential.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 3 days ago [Title] -- [Body]

Output: Dogfish Head Indian Brown ale and shots of Ridgemont 1792 Bourbon. Man, that was a long and crappy week. Time to celebrate and gear up for the Indy 500 this Sunday.