Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If they come up with a better [Body]

Output: If they come up with a better frisbee game, will they change the name to "penultimate frisbee?" I'll show myself out


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] My main problem with this is [Body]

Output: My main problem with this is more a problem with modern music in general. The Victors is a classic. It has stood the test of time and will continue to. Songs now, probably more than ever, are temporary. Their use expires after some time. Go back and look at Grammy winners or nominees from as recent as five years ago. How many of these songs do you still even semi-regularly listen to? I'd guess not that many. Personally, most of my listens along these lines are for nostalgia, not because the songs are that amazing. In addition, the subject has to be about the University. Even if I love the things that are mentioned, it will always sound like they made a list of things to mention and shoved them into a song. It will be lame. It will not have been created from any actual point of inspiration. This is a big reason why "We Are ND" and similar efforts fail (in my opinion). Here's how to go about this: don't ask the university or anyone else to be in on it, just make the song and put it out into the universe. If it's really a good song and a good anthem for the university, it'll get picked up.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The unfinished song "Hail and [Body]

Output: The unfinished song "Hail and Unite" has united us all against the song "Hail and Unite."


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Fire Adam Weiss rally [Body]

Output: Fire Adam Weiss rally tomorrow on the Diag, let's say 6 pm?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Title] In the Big House? [Body]

Output: In the Big House?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] Word. [Body]

Output: Sunday was great and I'm looking forward to this season.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I don't blindly hate the [Body]

Output: I don't blindly hate the Seahawks, I actually don't hate the Seahawks at all. Their fans, however, I have found to be annoying and oversensitive.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I also can't stand a lot of [Body]

Output: I also can't stand a lot of the 12th man stuff, especially since a lot of people have jumped on the bandwagon recently and have only known success. As a Lions fan I feel like they're Bran and I'm Old Nan from Game of Thrones and I want to give the "Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know about fear?" speech.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] "We can stereotype wealthy [Body]

Output: "We can stereotype wealthy offspring as brats..." "...the working class kids are... closeminded and intolerant." Apparently you can also stereotype all low income people by sampling only your non-wealthy nephews as well. They probably don't want to try new things because that hasn't been an option for them. Part of having less money is having less options. If they are bitter about anything, it's probably because they know that there are a lot of nice things that they can't have. And the type of attitude that you displayed in this post is probably why they resent rich kids. You look down on them. I'm not saying that all low-income people are amazing people always, but come on. My parents are outliers in their families. They worked hard and earned more money, and we're not rich by any means. But that doesn't mean that the rest of my family is composed of a bunch of uneducated, homophobic, shit people. They're fucking great, but don't worry about that because they aren't the type of people you'd want to hang with anyway. Good day.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Oakland (University) is still [Body]

Output: Oakland (University) is still in play


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I actually like right now [Body]

Output: I actually like right now better than the 90s. There's a wider range of music being made, even if you have to look a little harder to find what you're looking for. I will agree that the good alternative radio days are over.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I think you've just outed [Body]

Output: I think you've just outed your real identity, MGlobules. Or should I say Morrissey? Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] In other news, Harbaugh just [Body]

Output: In other news, Harbaugh just recommended Rosenberg's book on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/558692546294345730 Edit: never mind, it already has its own thread. Wonderful!


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Here's the link in case you [Body]

Output: Here's the link in case you want to see the picture attached to the post or throw the man a like or whatever the kids are into nowadays: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628364573963889&set=o.1587104675...


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Working link [Body]


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'm imagining Snoop & Son as [Body]

Output: I'm imagining Snoop & Son as a TV show with the Sanford & Son theme. /bum bum bweedum


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I like Ballghazi. It's [Body]

Output: I like Ballghazi. It's cleaner. /Sean Parker'd


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] My hatred for them is mostly [Body]

Output: My hatred for them is mostly about the scandal and how it was handled and discussed by people within their own camp. There are few things in life more infurating than hearing a Penn State fan arguing over semantics, telling you about how JoePa was innocent because "he did what he was legally obligated to do." Just because he can't be indicted doesn't make him innocent. That's what we all look for in a leader, right? Someone who is willing to do the absolute minimum to save their own ass when faced with a problem? They also talk about how people are demonizing Penn State fans. They claim that it's not a Penn State culture problem, it's a college football culture problem. On paper, I have no problem with that point. There are other places where this sort of thing might happen. The flawed logic in the statement is that this bad part of the culture is more pronounced at PSU than (probably) anywhere else in the country. I can't think of another institution where the football program has been so intertwined with the overall success and culture of the school it's attached to. So yes, there is a college football culture problem, but I would argue that it's a larger problem at Penn State than most places. The last point has to do with putting yourself in their shoes. I've heard statements like "if the same thing happened at [insert school here], they'd all be acting the same way." Here's where I run into a problem. With Bo we have been fortunate enough to have an amazing coach who was beloved and had a long tenure, so we have a valid point of comparison. However, it is hard to imagine anything like this happening while he was coaching here based on everything we know about him. He's the guy who wouldn't believe it if someone else claimed that they didn't know that something was going on within their organization, so the possibility of him claiming ignorance is off the table. From what I understand, he seems to have been the type of character who would overreact to scenarios instead of underreact. I don't know what overreacting to this situation would look like, but the possibility that he sweeps it under the rug is very, very small. Bo was flawed like everybody, but institutional control was not one of his problems. My point is that even with a good point of comparison, it is so hard to put yourself in their shoes because nobody else has ever been in those shoes before. I'd like to think that I would be able to look at that big of a situation objectively, but I can't be sure because I've never had to (and hopefully never will). If I didn't turn my back on the situation completely, I think I would at least be silent about it (no 409 stickers, no chanting "Joe Paterno" at a hockey game). I don't know where I was going with this, maybe I just needed to rant a little. Look, I know that not all of their fans are bad people, just like not all Michigan fans are good people. I just think that if you're a Penn State fan and you feel like whatever you're about to say will be too harsh without prefacing it with "I don't want to be insensitive toward the victims, but," maybe you just shouldn't say anything at all.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID [Body]

Output: MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID FUCK ON THE INTERNET!


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Mike Seaver looks an awful [Body]

Output: Mike Seaver looks an awful lot like Boner. AK-47: gone, not forgotten.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 3 days ago [Title] NASCAR got its start during [Body]

Output: NASCAR got its start during prohibition, so I'm not sure how that helps prove your point.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The rededication was against [Body]

Output: The rededication was against UConn the following year.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Nah, it was an invisible man. [Body]

Output: Nah, it was an invisible man. You can even see him push the ref down about a second later.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sources inside Schembechler [Body]

Output: Sources inside Schembechler Hall confirm that they're hiring a full time DJ, who will be blasting music constantly to keep the team pumped. The DJ, called DJ Durkin (no relation to the coach of the same name), will be joined by the aspiring rapper MC Escher (again, no relation to the artist of the same name). MC Escher issued a statement, saying that he vows to "spit hot fire" over the "dope beats" that DJ Durkin will be laying down.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] ...fire Jim Harbaugh. [Body]

Output: ...fire Jim Harbaugh.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Let me guess... [Body]

Output: You're on your phone and you keep pressing the next word it predicts that you'll say?


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 4 days ago [Title] ib4d except after c [Body]

Output: ib4d except after c


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Body] Until he wins a title I imagine Buckeyes would reserve the middle spot for Tressel. After all, he was sacrificed for the program's many sins. [Title]

Output: Doubtful


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] "Why these people can't let go and do something else, I don't know. They're locked in a prison of their own devising, being miserable about the state of the blog while they make it worse by constantly complaining about it." You (Brian) described your relationship with Michigan Football almost identically before the Ohio State game. Interesting (but probably meaningless) parallel, [Title]

Output: Familiar


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Body] Though the Bear Jew is world reknowned for his toughness and dietary ingenuity (prepare for lots of salmon and berries o-line!) his off-season conditioning program of hibernation has yet to produce optimal results in strength gains. The fact he would refuse to coach on Shabbat might also be an issue since The Game is still scheduled for Saturday before sundown. Despite his limitations, he would most likely maul the Free Press press corps at his first presser . . . only if they're kosher though. He at least merits an interview. [Title]

Output: Politely Declines


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] I'm so numb, I didn't feel anything. I'd hoped the win would bring back that loving feeling. Nope. Nothing. [Title]

Output: I think I need help


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Body] tasteless, offensive and in no way appropriate. Given the response MGoBlog gave on Twitter to another Michigan blog that RT'd an insult to Michigan that contained a reference to PSU/Sandusky, I can't imagine the life of this thread will be a long one. [Title]

Output: More like


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] Those of you with DirecTV (myself included) will not be able to use ESPN3 to watch the game. Of course if DTV and ESPN recently struck a deal that someone wants to point out, I'll stand (happily) corrected. [Title]

Output: Correct!


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 day ago [Body] More like Every Three Weekly. [Title]

Output: E3W


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Body] When Nike was in the picture they sold Tom Brady Orange Bowl throwbacks (with Brady on the back) and I bought (pre-scandal) a 1989 Rumeal Robinson throwback with the name on the back. Now I wish I could remove his name from the jersey . . . [Title]

Output: I wouldn't think so


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] First he's crazy, you can't guard against that. Second, maybe of equal importance, I believe he is a former golden gloves champion. Two great reasons in my opinion to stay far out of his way. [Title]

Output: Why I'm afraid


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] 15 years gone and he STILL has great abs. The whole thing is a bit strange. When Dre left Death Row the relations between he and Tupac were less than ideal to put it mildly. . . Odd to read that Dre was the driving force behind this, strange how death/time changes feelings (no judgment). [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] but I hope the Spartans lose in the first round and Izzo weeps like a willow. [Title]

Output: Thanks


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I left the practice of law to work in the music industry (on the business side), which had always been my goal. Night and day in terms of happiness. [Title]

Output: Music Industry


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Weirdest thing happened, I got a job I actually like/love and suddenly I no longer spend all day on mgoblog. [Title]

Output: Thanks for noticing


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Don't curse my birthday. [Title]

Output: Remove the Curse


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Body] that Kovacs rubbed dirt on his injured knee; the ultimate Gritty McGritterson cure. [Title]

Output: Someone frogot to tell Brian


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Over under on the number of "Tom" signs next year in Ann Arbor (do we need Jamie Mac to make it official)? By that time any Tom reference would have to be a 1%, no? [Title]

Output: Signs for next year


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] How could they hand down a punishment without reviewing all the different angles? As MSU is proving, it will take at least a few weeks to glean anything from rather obvious replays. [Title]

Output: Shameful


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Well, unless you're a *5 recruit. [Title]

Output: Don't enter the raffle


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] the current timetable makes sense. I can imagine a situation where Harbaugh wants to finish this special season with Stanford and not leave before the bowl game and DB doesn't want to fire RR and leave the program in limbo for a month with people speculating "WHY HAVEN'T WE HIRED ANYONE YET?! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! WHY IS HARBAUGH STILL IN CALIFORNIA?!" DB's actions, to me, say the decision has been made and Rich Rod will be let go but he can't announce the new coach until early Jan. and rather not leave an empty void at the top for a month. [Title]

Output: If Harbaugh is the man


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] sadly I missed it. As you were. [Title]

Output: Good reference


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] that pimp hand is let going to let you stay the night? Hell no! You won't get any cuddling either and you'll like it! [Title]

Output: You think


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] are different. You don't tough out a concussion like you might an ankle sprain. As someone who suffered a few concussions in a short period of time that left me unable to read or think clearly for months, I can tell you that you only go back when you're ready to go full-bore. Limited action can still have wide-spread negtive effects such as exacerbating current symptoms or causing even more concussions if you aren't fully healed from the previous incident. With concussions you're either ready to go or you aren't, there is no middle ground. [Title]

Output: Head Injuries


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Body] UNBELIEVABLE! [Title]

Output: EMF agrees


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] he really must have enjoyed that trip to Boise last weekend. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] contributed their two cents to Beveled Guilt Brian could afford to personally pay the new defensive staff's buyouts. [Title]

Output: If everyone


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Asked JoePa is he uses viagra to look at cheerleaders. [Title]

Output: Viagra


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] that is neither hear nor their. [Title]

Output: C'mon guys


Input: [Date] 4 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Just said the cupboard was bare for Brian Kelley when he took over and they need to recruit better athletes. [Title]

Output: Lol Robert Smith


Input: [Date] 4 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Don Johnson for the win! [Title]

Output: AWESOME!


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] Anyone else find it odd that this post is about Meyer/Harbaugh and all the comments are about Dantanio and how obsessed MSU is with us? Seems the other way around to me. [Title]

Output: Anyone else find it odd that


Input: [Date] 1 day 7 hours ago [Body] Completely agree. Forcing a wild animal to live its life in a cage for our amusement is a huge turn off. [Title]

Output: Completely agree. Forcing a


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Body] My favorite comment in a long time. [Title]

Output: My favorite comment in a long


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I feel like i'm missing something here. Your blood boils when OSU fans vacation in Michigan but you're a MIchigan fan living in Ohio? [Title]

Output: I feel like i'm missing


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I actually scrolled down to see if anyone remembered Salute your shorts. Donkey Lips is such a great name. [Title]

Output: I actually scrolled down to


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Is it really Harbaugh finding gems or is it just lazy recruiting sites slapping generic 3 star labels on anyone they haven't seen who commits to a major university? [Title]

Output: Is it really Harbaugh finding


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'd take 2 mins with Upton and 8 with JH. [Title]

Output: I'd take 2 mins with Upton


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I went to Mons once and the first stripper on stage had a piece of toilet paper stuck in her ass. Never went back. [Title]

Output: I went to Mons once and the


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I agree with you on that. Anything citing California and finances together should be taken with a grain of salt. That's just 1 article out of many though that reach the same conclusion. [Title]

Output: I agree with you on that.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Well sure. If someone was sentenced to death, escorted outside, and then shot the death penalty would be insanely cost effective compared to life in prison. Unfortunately the death penalty is part of the legal system. [Title]

Output: Well sure. If someone was


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Forbes also did a study and has a pretty good numbers rundown. On my phone so can't link. [Title]

Output: Forbes also did a study and


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Death penalty trials alone cost an average of 1 million more than trials seeking life in prison. Then factor in like an average of 44 (I think) appeals per death penalty case as opposed to single digit appeals for life in prison cases. Then housing death row inmates is at least twice as expensive as lifers and it adds up pretty quickly. [Title]

Output: Death penalty trials alone


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'd like to preface this statement by saying I fully support the death penalty but it's been proven that the death penalty is a much larger burden on taxpayers than life in prison. [Title]

Output: I'd like to preface this


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] SoA is so good if you enjoy uncomfortable violence. Plus the casting is spot on with every character. [Title]

Output: SoA is so good if you enjoy


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to finally see SoA. The episode when Opie died was the most shocking episode of TV I can recall. I spent days trying to convince myself it wasn't real. [Title]

Output: I can't believe I had to


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 5 days ago [Body] My inner child hopes his nickname is "P". I'll see myself out. [Title]

Output: My inner child hopes his


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I would love for it to be DPJ. Fingers crossed. [Title]

Output: I would love for it to be


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Body] As far as I know they approved a change where they will be able to start doing satellite camps starting in 2016 and that's only if they are unable to get them banned across all conferences first. [Title]

Output: As far as I know they


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I would go with Levi Strauss if it meant these threads would stop. [Title]

Output: I would go with Levi Strauss


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Winner! [Title]

Output: Winner!


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Did he ask you to take a seat? [Title]

Output: Did he ask you to take a


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Damn that's a perfect gif [Title]

Output: Damn that's a perfect gif


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Anyone who has read the comics care to explain how this would even be a fight? Wouldn't Superman kill Batman whenever he wanted? The powers between the 2 isn't comparable. [Title]

Output: Anyone who has read the


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] MGoBlog: Overreacting to every single uniform change across all sports since 2004. [Title]

Output: MGoBlog: Overreacting to


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I was more shocked to see this wasn't an Mgrowold post than I was about the uniforms. I actually think they look alright. [Title]

Output: I was more shocked to see


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] So because he left Iowa where he had to compete with 1 QB and came to Michigan where he has to compete with 47 QB's he "doesn't have any fight"? [Title]

Output: So because he left Iowa where


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Did bubbles return the favor? [Title]

Output: Did bubbles return the favor?


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I had to Google who that was. Hilarious. They could definitely be related. [Title]

Output: I had to Google who that was.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] I completely agree. Everyone talks about Peppers, probably deservedly so, but Lewis is my favorite Wolverine right now. [Title]

Output: I completely agree. Everyone


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] 1. The Other Guys 2. The Hangover (before they ruined it with part 2 and 3) 3. Tommy Boy 4. Billy Madison 5. Office Space [Title]

Output: 1. The Other Guys 2. The


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Leon's dad posted this tweet earlier today: "to all schools left recruiting L3 if you feel there is someone better or you will settle for a comit do what's best 4 ur team games r 4 kids " Not sure who it is directed towards. Could be us, could be USC, as "rumor" has it they sent a bunch of coaches out to visit Max Redfield while LM3 was on his OV. [Title]

Output: Leon's dad posted this tweet


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] TVH says the coaches are looking for one more LB in addition to Ben & Mike. That being said, my guess is going to be Levenberry. [Title]

Output: TVH says the coaches are


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] How many more scolly's does Ohio have to give out this class? I like how they currently only have two OL commits [Title]

Output: How many more scolly's does


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] If you love something, let it go. If it was meant to be it will come back to you. . . [Title]

Output: If you love something, let it


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] In regards to Treadwell, what do you think happens? He's narrowed down to five. He's visited Ole' Miss already & by all accounts hasn't said anything to the effect that they are his leader. MSU has never been talked about as a threat. He has yet to visit OU & OkSU. Where do you think he ends up? Could it be that he doesn't want to pull a Conley/Dawson and wants to take his time with his decision? I'd rather he do that then half-heartedly commit and subsquently break his commitment. I think that we are his leaders and will continue to think that until I see something that truely shows otherwise. [Title]

Output: Don


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Can you refresh me, ar these new alligations and issues related to Miami, or the same ones that have been talked about for a while now? [Title]

Output: Can you refresh me, ar these


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] VSB, just observations made by Lorenz and some others. Point being, if Dawson hadn't committed so early before he knew what was out there, we'd def be in the hunt for his services right now. As it is, the team and Dawson have "mutually" parted ways. What LaQuan and Green are doing is better for all parties involved. [Title]

Output: VSB, just observations made


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I'd rather have Green and Treadwell take their time and be sure about their decision than have a situation like Dawson or potentially Conley. I feel really bad for David as it looks like our staff initiated the split and now, if he decides he doesn't like UF or any other SEC teams the door is no longer open for him. [Title]

Output: I'd rather have Green and


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] In it,ESPN pushes the SEC on him, disgusting [Title]

Output: In it,ESPN pushes the SEC on


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Who is the third team? [Title]

Output: I didn't know he had a third team he was considering,


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] over to 11warriors to see how they spin it. . . [Title]

Output: over to 11warriors to see how


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I'm from Greensboro as well, hence the mis-spelt username [Title]

Output: I'm from Greensboro as well,


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I don't think this needs any shooping at all. . . it's a masterpiece of OHIO Femaninity! [Title]

Output: I don't think this needs any


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Stupid Napolean Dynamite look-a-like [Title]

Output: Stupid Napolean Dynamite


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] LTT told 247 he's recruiting a WR, RGB, & LB to go to Michigan, and he's confident they'll all commit? [Title]

Output: You see where


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Not an alum either, but I am gonna fill out the application. Is this ok? [Title]

Output: Not an alum either, but I am


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Body] 83-70 MIchigan [Title]

Output: 83-70 MIchigan


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Hows your view from that Ivory Tower? [Title]

Output: Hows your view from that Ivory Tower


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] With Jake Ryan having pretty much locked down the Sam spot, no matter what Mattison says about competition, I feel like he would be a good fit at the Will. He has the speed to protect the edge. i see him in the same mold as a Jonas Mouton. Very athletic linebacker who could be devastating on the blitz but hopefully better in coverage because of his background at saftey [Title]

Output: With Jake Ryan having pretty


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Sorry for the scare. More just wondering what's going to happen with a player excpected to be stud who fell of the map. [Title]

Output: no no no


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Lions for the ship [Title]

Output: woot


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] I have a skewed perspective because i go to school in pittsburg but i can stand listening to these damn yinzers talking about their beloved Stillers [Title]

Output: Steelers fans are the worst


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] They are master choke artists and i dont know how they became "americas team". That always pissed me off [Title]

Output: agree with the cowboys


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] They don't because they generally don't get caught for everything and they dont want to get their school in any more trouble. Look at what happened to Clarett he didn't even give details and he is hated in columbus [Title]

Output: They don't because they


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] I like a lot of what they do. They take sports and look at from different angles. I find that most their stuff is more interesting than any sports illstrated article. Another place i enjoy is the ESPN commentary section. I enjoy reading about everything involved with sports off the field. [Title]

Output: I like a lot of what they do.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] I wouldn't read into the family man comment as much. He could be commenting on the family environment a bunch of recruits have to mentioned with Michigan. I also could be a shameless homer looking for reason he'll come here [Title]

Output: I wouldn't read into the


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] In other bad OSU injury news. Apparently Scott McVey is about to get sent to St. Saban soon for his like third torn labrum. Source is a kid i play football with who went to St. Iggy [Title]

Output: In other bad OSU injury news.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] is that his younger brother is named tim [Title]

Output: The fucked up part


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] i go to school with a kid who played with both of them and he said Mcvey tore his labrum for a third time and is probably going to end up getting sent to St Saban soon. he also said that jake ryan didn't even start his junior and ended up getting huge before his senior year. [Title]

Output: Mcvey is done


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] With as much as the D has improved already the thing i am most excited about is Big Will. he had a couple of plays where he looked like a 5 star potential NFL dt. With this coaching i think he's just going to get more consistent and will be one of the best players on the defense by the end of the year. [Title]

Output: With as much as the D has


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Body] i read the title as "beer gone, need some help." i opened this thread expecting a much more dire situation that i found [Title]

Output: why did


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I can totally understand not commiting. If i was getting recruited i would definately wait and take all of my official vistis. They get to go party at college schools while everyone is basically sucking their dicks telling them how good they are the whole time. Who wouldn't want to do that. [Title]

Output: I can totally understand not


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I always loved watching Navarre run [Title]

Output: I always loved watching


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I know its fucked up but this is how oversigning happens. [Title]

Output: I know its fucked up but this


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] i've got a hat signed by the entire 2001 michigan basketball team. My cousin got it signed while he was in the hospital and when he passed away i got it. [Title]

Output: i've got a hat signed by the


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] all of you complaining about the rioting are dumb. Have you ever been to a riot. Shit is so much fun. I was in pittsburgt when the Steelers, or stillers depending on how yinzer you are, won and it was awesome. Yea some shit got broken and some couches burned but it was one of the most fun things i've ever done. I was pissed when the steelers didn't win this year. we had the lighter fluid ready and everything. so...whos in for a riot after we win the MNC and the final four this year [Title]

Output: all of you complaining about


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I am down with the snuggie dress code. They may be the most ridiculus looking thing ever but there is nothing (nothing!!!!!!!!!!!) more comforatable than a snuggie. [Title]

Output: I am down with the snuggie


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] At this point my expectations are so low it doesn't matter how bad they are I won't get angry when i see some douchebag in ten years who thinks it looks sweet but everyone knows its still disgusting [Title]

Output: At this point my expectations


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] they should give your program stat points for how your are precieved by reuits and in general than can be earned and taken away by achievemnts and add a risk factor to the recruit. all recruits don't reach the potential and having too many high risk kids on your team increases the rick factor for all of the kids [Title]

Output: they should give your program


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] you know how most stories start to get old after a couple weeks like the brett farve thing, This is the exact opposite its like watching 24 but getting three episodes a week. I can'r wait to see how this ends [Title]

Output: you know how most stories


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] its a herp within a derp. We must go derper [Title]

Output: its a herp within a derp. We


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] The death penalty idea is fucking retarded and there are two main reasons. First the NCAA realized that they killed an entire program and have basically stated that they will never do that again. Second they got caught with a legitimate payroll while on probation for having a legitimate payroll. They were the most arrogant cheaters on the planet even after getting caust. tosu may have been cheating forever but they've been smart enough, until this point, to not get caught. but thank god for Ray Small. i'm going to send flowers to his funeral when some crazed bucknut kills him [Title]

Output: The death penalty idea is


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] enough to have the rain break my car. My car is a beater and the threads on the gas capped have rusted out and the rust clogged the drain on my gas tank and it filled my tank with water. it was bad when i knew that i had a quater tank when i got to work and almost a half a tank when i left. ( tried to leave). [Title]

Output: i was unlucky


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] there saying hey look were good at football and if your not in the top 15% or so you can still make bank [Title]

Output: Thats the point


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] the best part of the whole thing is that shane Morris got the Qb mVp even with Zeke Pike there. Glad to see we have DG replacement all lined up [Title]

Output: the best part of the whole


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] i concur [Title]

Output: i concur


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] 83-70 MIchigan [Body]

Output: 83-70 MIchigan


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Hows your view from that Ivory Tower [Body]

Output: Hows your view from that Ivory Tower?


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Title] With Jake Ryan having pretty [Body]

Output: With Jake Ryan having pretty much locked down the Sam spot, no matter what Mattison says about competition, I feel like he would be a good fit at the Will. He has the speed to protect the edge. i see him in the same mold as a Jonas Mouton. Very athletic linebacker who could be devastating on the blitz but hopefully better in coverage because of his background at saftey


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Title] no no no [Body]

Output: Sorry for the scare. More just wondering what's going to happen with a player excpected to be stud who fell of the map.


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Title] woot [Body]

Output: Lions for the ship


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Steelers fans are the worst [Body]

Output: I have a skewed perspective because i go to school in pittsburg but i can stand listening to these damn yinzers talking about their beloved Stillers


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] agree with the cowboys [Body]

Output: They are master choke artists and i dont know how they became "americas team". That always pissed me off


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] They don't because they [Body]

Output: They don't because they generally don't get caught for everything and they dont want to get their school in any more trouble. Look at what happened to Clarett he didn't even give details and he is hated in columbus


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] I like a lot of what they do. [Body]

Output: I like a lot of what they do. They take sports and look at from different angles. I find that most their stuff is more interesting than any sports illstrated article. Another place i enjoy is the ESPN commentary section. I enjoy reading about everything involved with sports off the field.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] I wouldn't read into the [Body]

Output: I wouldn't read into the family man comment as much. He could be commenting on the family environment a bunch of recruits have to mentioned with Michigan. I also could be a shameless homer looking for reason he'll come here


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] In other bad OSU injury news. [Body]

Output: In other bad OSU injury news. Apparently Scott McVey is about to get sent to St. Saban soon for his like third torn labrum. Source is a kid i play football with who went to St. Iggy


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] The fucked up part [Body]

Output: is that his younger brother is named tim


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Mcvey is done [Body]

Output: i go to school with a kid who played with both of them and he said Mcvey tore his labrum for a third time and is probably going to end up getting sent to St Saban soon. he also said that jake ryan didn't even start his junior and ended up getting huge before his senior year.


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] With as much as the D has [Body]

Output: With as much as the D has improved already the thing i am most excited about is Big Will. he had a couple of plays where he looked like a 5 star potential NFL dt. With this coaching i think he's just going to get more consistent and will be one of the best players on the defense by the end of the year.


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Title] why did [Body]

Output: i read the title as "beer gone, need some help." i opened this thread expecting a much more dire situation that i found


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I can totally understand not [Body]

Output: I can totally understand not commiting. If i was getting recruited i would definately wait and take all of my official vistis. They get to go party at college schools while everyone is basically sucking their dicks telling them how good they are the whole time. Who wouldn't want to do that.


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I always loved watching [Body]

Output: I always loved watching Navarre run


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I know its fucked up but this [Body]

Output: I know its fucked up but this is how oversigning happens.


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Title] i've got a hat signed by the [Body]

Output: i've got a hat signed by the entire 2001 michigan basketball team. My cousin got it signed while he was in the hospital and when he passed away i got it.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] all of you complaining about [Body]

Output: all of you complaining about the rioting are dumb. Have you ever been to a riot. Shit is so much fun. I was in pittsburgt when the Steelers, or stillers depending on how yinzer you are, won and it was awesome. Yea some shit got broken and some couches burned but it was one of the most fun things i've ever done. I was pissed when the steelers didn't win this year. we had the lighter fluid ready and everything. so...whos in for a riot after we win the MNC and the final four this year


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] I am down with the snuggie [Body]

Output: I am down with the snuggie dress code. They may be the most ridiculus looking thing ever but there is nothing (nothing!!!!!!!!!!!) more comforatable than a snuggie.


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Title] At this point my expectations [Body]

Output: At this point my expectations are so low it doesn't matter how bad they are I won't get angry when i see some douchebag in ten years who thinks it looks sweet but everyone knows its still disgusting


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Title] they should give your program [Body]

Output: they should give your program stat points for how your are precieved by reuits and in general than can be earned and taken away by achievemnts and add a risk factor to the recruit. all recruits don't reach the potential and having too many high risk kids on your team increases the rick factor for all of the kids


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Title] you know how most stories [Body]

Output: you know how most stories start to get old after a couple weeks like the brett farve thing, This is the exact opposite its like watching 24 but getting three episodes a week. I can'r wait to see how this ends


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Title] its a herp within a derp. We [Body]

Output: its a herp within a derp. We must go derper


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title] The death penalty idea is [Body]

Output: The death penalty idea is fucking retarded and there are two main reasons. First the NCAA realized that they killed an entire program and have basically stated that they will never do that again. Second they got caught with a legitimate payroll while on probation for having a legitimate payroll. They were the most arrogant cheaters on the planet even after getting caust. tosu may have been cheating forever but they've been smart enough, until this point, to not get caught. but thank god for Ray Small. i'm going to send flowers to his funeral when some crazed bucknut kills him


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title] i was unlucky [Body]

Output: enough to have the rain break my car. My car is a beater and the threads on the gas capped have rusted out and the rust clogged the drain on my gas tank and it filled my tank with water. it was bad when i knew that i had a quater tank when i got to work and almost a half a tank when i left. ( tried to leave).


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title] Thats the point [Body]

Output: there saying hey look were good at football and if your not in the top 15% or so you can still make bank


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Title] the best part of the whole [Body]

Output: the best part of the whole thing is that shane Morris got the Qb mVp even with Zeke Pike there. Glad to see we have DG replacement all lined up


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Title] i concur [Body]

Output: i concur


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Muzzy Mauler +1 [Body]

Output: Can never have too many Muzzy Maulers


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Official Rutgers Profile [Body]

Output: http://www.scarletknights.com/basketball-men/coaches/rice.asp They got a few things right: "The Rutgers Athletic Center has enjoyed a renaissance as one of the most difficult places to play in all of college basketball." "Rice wasted little time making his mark during his initial campaign in 2010-11." On a more serious note: using fear and abuse to motivate breeds resentment. The main flaw with this tactic is that the players will only do as much as he tells them; no player would ever go the extra mile for him, like they would for a Hoke or a Beilein. These players are still kids, and Rice's actions suggest that it's more about him than about the players.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] B's [Body]

Output: Maybe if I enjoyed having swarms of bees around my ankles at all times, then yes.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] The Decades [Body]

Output: Hooray for keeping the streak alive of having a Wolverine appear on the cover, for every decade NCAA Football has existed. Thanks to Denard, we're safe until the 2020s #meaninglessfluff


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Uh, yes they did [Body]

Output: Ulnar nerve injury?


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] And a 3rd coach [Body]

Output: And one to ward off hexes


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Campbell-Hecklinski Deathmatch [Body]

Output: Hecklinski talks to HS coaches about recruiting, gets cut off by Dantonio, idly sits there. Campbell talks to HS coaches about recruiting, gets cut off by Dantonio, opens up a can. Campbell 1, Hecklinski 0


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] James Brian Hellwig [Body]

Output: Not to be a Debbie Downer, but James Brian Hellwig, aka the Ultimate Warrior, spews a lot of bigotry in his post-wrestling career. Here's an example that I find inexplicable, considering how I used to root for him as a lad (WWF came to Bedrock aeons ago).


Input: [Date] 2 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Bebop y Rocksteady [Body]

Output: I just noticed that their guts are like night and day. Scroll your way back up if you need visual proof.


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Title] The grass is greener [Body]

Output: ... until you reach the end zone


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Ariel Shot [Body]

Output: Here you go


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Title] The Victors [Body]

Output: I did what any senior would do in that situation: I went upstairs to retrieve my instrument, and let The Victors (not "Hail to the Victors") rip joyously through the house.


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Nice People of Nebraska [Body]

Output: Nice fans deserve a nice coach. He doesn't bite - ask kitty.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Challenges [Body]

Output: You my friend, refer to the MMB's challenge sequence. Band members are challenged every game to earn a spot in the performance block - not everyone in the band performs on the field. Because it would take forever to have 20+ ranks march/play through the full version of "The Victors," they trim it down to the part where the band performs the lock step (high step).


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Borat anybody? [Body]

Output: Sure her performance won't merit any Grammys, but at least it didn't draw the ire of her audience. Borat, on the other hand...


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Title] SHH! [Body]

Output: WE MGOBLOGGERS DO NOT TALK ABOUT POINTS! ... wait a minute.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Lack of Strong Graduate Programs [Body]

Output: While Notre Dame's undergraduate programs consistently rank among the nation's best, the same cannot be said about its graduate programs.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] I think we possibly might have probably met [Body]

Output: I'm not trying to sound creepy, but I think we indeed have met (assuming your avatar is you). Did you catch a game-winning pass for said local sports team in AA in 1979?


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Depression Center = Discouraging Title [Body]

Output: I don't know about you all, but if I'm a high-profile athlete, I would not want people to know that I attend a place called the "Depression Center." Words such as "depression" and "mental health" carry a negative connotation; instead of seeing it as an opportunity to better your life, many see it as confirmation that something is wrong with you.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Alter-ego orgy [Body]

Output: No problem Magnum, I'll finish Fred's idea: something about that guy's aura screams pedophile.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] On an unrelated note [Body]

Output: I'm not trying to sound creepy, but I think I may have met you (assuming your name is Nate and your avatar is you). Are you a manager at a local business in AA?


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] "Northwestern Man" [Body]

Output: He's a true Northwestern Man in every sense of the words.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Frosh [Body]

Output: Guy hasn't even finished his first year of high school...


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] 30-year anniversary [Body]

Output: Do you think he'll guarantee victory down in Columbus in 2016?


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] No laughing at work? [Body]

Output: I'm curious to know what your work environment is like. Mime's cannot laugh out loud at work. Are you a mime?


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] "no apparent reason whatsoever." [Body]

Output: "no apparent reason whatsoever." What are you talking about? Narduzzi placed a bounty on the steering wheel.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Dick's Last Resort [Body]

Output: Sometimes I wonder whether Blimpy Burger takes a page out of Dick's Last Resort (the establishment where they intentionally insult you).


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Golfing [Body]

Output: Does this count towards the Pontiac Challenge Cup?


Input: [Date] 10 hours 14 min ago [Body] adidas' last big f*** you before you go...well played. [Title]

Output: adidas' last big f*** you before you go...well


Input: [Date] 20 hours 35 min ago [Body] I hope I'm wrong but I could see this playing out. Shane loses to Jake and decides to transfer at the end of fall camp so he has two years of eligibility somewhere else. It definitely benefits him for not having a redshirt year if he would decide to go somewhere else. He would still have a hell of a competition for the starting job next year with four people who will know the playbook as well as he does. [Title]

Output: I hope I'm wrong but I could see this playing out.


Input: [Date] 20 hours 42 min ago [Body] I'm going with Ty Isaac. He hasn't had the opportunity to show off what that gigantic body can do. [Title]

Output: I'm going with Ty Isaac. He hasn't had the


Input: [Date] 2 days 17 hours ago [Body] Some kind of seafood soup that I had in Venice Italy at a mom and pop restaurant. [Title]

Output: Some kind of seafood soup that I had in Venice


Input: [Date] 2 days 19 hours ago [Body] Purdue [Title]

Output: Purdue


Input: [Date] 3 days 16 hours ago [Body] And this is where I become a terrible human being and hope people like that fail at all things. [Title]

Output: And this is where I become a terrible human being


Input: [Date] 3 days 23 hours ago [Body] The number 1 jersey should never be retired. Its tradition for the best wide receiver. Desmond Howard's 21 was messing up that tradition the last couple years. Hell Braylon Edwards did the most damage with him wanting to help pick who gets to wear it over the last decade and a half. [Title]

Output: The number 1 jersey should never be retired. Its


Input: [Date] 4 days 14 hours ago [Body] Put them on the press box. [Title]

Output: Put them on the press box.


Input: [Date] 4 days 23 hours ago [Body] So you're telling me there's a chance there won't be any helmet stickers? I'm keeping my fingers crossed. [Title]

Output: So you're telling me there's a chance there won't


Input: [Date] 6 days 40 min ago [Body] If the B1G is going to add teams wouldn't they do it before the huge TV contract negotiation that's about to go down? I hope they don't I'd like to play Wisconsin sometime this next decade. [Title]

Output: If the B1G is going to add teams wouldn't they do


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] I don't mind them I think they're alright. [Title]

Output: I don't mind them I think they're


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Lets face it, two of the ND games are conference games on there. That schedule could sure kick them if the teeth though. [Title]

Output: Lets face it, two of the ND games are conference


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Uncanny X-Men [Title]

Output: Uncanny


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Hit or miss on some of these but I'm a fan of Cal's. [Title]

Output: Hit or miss on some of these but I'm a fan of


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Holy shit there's a lot of hate in this thread. I say take the names off. We like when our team keeps to its traditions. Same thing. [Title]

Output: Holy shit there's a lot of hate in this thread. I


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] yeah I came in this completely thinking it was about a different Magnus... Not so much about touch the banner. [Title]

Output: yeah I came in this completely thinking it was


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] that's great news. I hope he doesn't contribute to the Big Ten Network though. [Title]

Output: that's great news. I hope he doesn't contribute to


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Mr Hackett can I have some of that Nike money? http://media0.giphy.com/media/ZyNQFqZLFUhr2/200w.gif [Title]

Output: Mr Hackett can I have some of that Nike


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I agree with the news reporters that it eats more like a raccoon than a dog. I don't understand why its so far fetched that a new species might be discovered. New species are discovered in the rainforest and ocean all of the time. So this one went under the radar for quite a while. [Title]

Output: I agree with the news reporters that it eats more


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I hope he stays patient. There's a long list of other quarterbacks ahead of him. There's a really good chance that he won't see the field until his redshirt junior year if O'Korn pans out. [Title]

Output: I hope he stays patient. There's a long list of


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I picked the current maize, but could we get any more of a bias poll by labeling it "official maize" on the selection? [Title]

Output: I picked the current maize, but could we get any


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I want 6 and that is all. [Title]

Output: I want 6 and that is all.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It would actually bring back a lot of historic rivalries. [Title]

Output: It would actually bring back a lot of historic


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I really just want him to be the permenit AD. Retirement is overrated Mr Hackett. [Title]

Output: I really just want him to be the permenit AD.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Many of us do not feel that there's a problem with the highlighter maize. [Title]

Output: Many of us do not feel that there's a problem with


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I don't mind it, its just jabs from a rival. Its to be expected. If the tables were turned we'd all be loving it. [Title]

Output: I don't mind it, its just jabs from a rival. Its


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] As an individual that shares your same stature I feel your pain. [Title]

Output: As an individual that shares your same stature I


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I too have this shirt and wear it from time to time. [Title]

Output: I too have this shirt and wear it from time to


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] You are correct that's what I was saying. [Title]

Output: You are correct that's what I was


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It might be history but history doesn't always look good. [Title]

Output: It might be history but history doesn't always


Input: [Date] 1 day 15 hours ago [Title] but are you wearing khakis? [Body]

Output: but are you wearing khakis?


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] Bruce Madej told my Sports [Body]

Output: Bruce Madej told my Sports Media class that Moeller would've been retained if Bo was in town to cut off the media firestorm, but alas Bo was on vacation.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] or that catch at the wall for [Body]

Output: or that catch at the wall for Buehrle's perfect game


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Well they do have a club [Body]

Output: Well they do have a club football team now (hey that can apply to both the NFL Raiders and the Golden Grizzlies!)


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] Computer science At least I'd [Body]

Output: Computer science At least I'd be a coding slave with a decent job than a marketing/business major with a not so great job.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] People assume that time is a [Body]

Output: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, It's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...stuff.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Man that would be a slap in [Body]

Output: Man that would be a slap in the face if Rudock chose a Horizon League school to be QB of their club team over a D-1 blueblood like Michigan


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] What if the stickers are [Body]

Output: What if the stickers are solid blue so they blend into the helmet? :O


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I know the logistics would be [Body]

Output: I know the logistics would be hell on short-notice but I feel the B1G Regular Season Champ should then host the B1G Playoff. Make it an actual goal to win the reg. season, or at least host the following season's playoff.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] ...I'm gonna buckle up just [Body]

Output: ...I'm gonna buckle up just in case this leads to a commit watch somehow


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] If Red's gonna stay one more [Body]

Output: If Red's gonna stay one more year like Bando mentioned, then I kinda hope Larkin declares for the Griffins that way his growth won't be stunted and can help the Wings sooner.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Y'know all this heartbreak [Body]

Output: Y'know all this heartbreak could be prevented if we could JUST FUCKING BEAT PENN FUCKING STATE EVER


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Had this been the first bad [Body]

Output: Had this been the first bad year of missing the tournament, I can side with the Red defenders but no, this is year 3 of mediocrity. Love the man and what he's done but it's time for Michigan Hockey to progress forward. Time to evolve.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] His heart does, his [Body]

Output: His heart does, his hands/fingers/wrists do not


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Social media gives a public [Body]

Output: Social media gives a public platform to people who should not have one nor deserve one in some cases. It's been around long enough though that recruits should know its the nature of the beast. If you don't want it, make your account private. If they rule out a school because of what moronic lunatic fringe part of that school's fanbase tweeted them, then they were looking for an excuse to exclude that school anways.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title] SEC Buckeyes gonna Buck I'm [Body]

Output: SEC Buckeyes gonna Buck I'm sure our coaches will move forward at some point but I hope they have the class to sell recruits on the program/school, not sell themselves and make promises about staying.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Woooooo!! Open the [Body]

Output: Woooooo!! Open the committment floodgates! *dusts off gif*


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Very frustrating and very [Body]

Output: Very frustrating and very typical, can't say I'm surprised


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I have a bad feeling this [Body]

Output: I have a bad feeling this year's Wisky will be last year's PSU and we inexplicably lose to them despite their god awful record.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It'll become relevant again [Body]

Output: It'll become relevant again once The Game decides who is going to the B1G title game on a yearly basis


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Now if each box contained [Body]

Output: Now if each box contained $1,000 inside.....


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Think its only fair that [Body]

Output: Think its only fair that LeBron buys Beats for all the other 127 schools


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Bill Goldberg *Jackhammers [Body]

Output: Bill Goldberg *Jackhammers Urban Meyer and Spears Mark Dantonio*


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] screw PSU and screw us for [Body]

Output: screw PSU and screw us for losing to PSU that's my opinion of it so far


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] OSU is gonna get theirs and [Body]

Output: OSU is gonna get theirs and we're gonna get ours. Sure we might lose a couple H2H recruiting battles but both schools have scooped up big talent simulataneously in the past. It's MSU, PSU, Wisky, Neb who should be concerned.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Just think of it this way, [Body]

Output: Just think of it this way, OSU and MSU are doing the heavy lifting to rebuild the B1G's cred in the nick of time for us to exploit it to our full advantage when Harbaugh brings us back to relevance :D


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Title] read the comments to the main [Body]

Output: read the comments to the main tweet for a good laugh, provided by both Raiders and Buckeye fans (who are perfect for each other)


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Drew Sharp will probably [Body]

Output: Drew Sharp will probably write something like "yeah Harbaugh's here now, but every year he'll have the NFL knocking on his door, causing a major distraction for Michigan. Is the distraction really worth it? No." then I wipe my ass with it because it's Drew Sharp


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Title] 1st and Goal: The [Body]

Output: 1st and Goal: The Corporatization of Tradition and the Rebellion Against It


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] I would like to suggest 4:03 as an alternate for "most 80s screencap". [Title]

Output: I would like to suggest 4:03


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I think that's the effect of the frequent posting of the bear video. [Title]

Output: I think that's the effect of


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] I always thought it was the "C" that needed the most help. I can at least hear the "H". The best I can think of is freshman year, when I saw a bunch of the guys on my floor of markley repeatedly looking in then running away from this room. Turned out to be a bat, so I helped one dude steer it into a clothes basket, and when a girl and a dps officer blocked my way into the lobby, all I could think to say was "uh, I have a bat." She got this horrified look on her face and moves out of the way. Just don't get what's so scary about bats if you got your shots and have nothing against modern medicene. [Title]

Output: I always thought it was the "C" that needed the


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Body] That was beautiful. [Title]

Output: That was


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It seems like a slight to bears, but I suppose I must support this. [Title]

Output: It seems like a slight to bears, but I suppose I


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This is a fair point that I see few posters making. Can't blame players for supporting their staff, I just hope they can come to appreciate the fan's point of view, too. [Title]

Output: This is a fair point that I see few posters


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I agree wholeheartedly. Point #3 is especially significant to me because of the way people have been trying to argue that this is just about losses, and that very serious personal harm to one of the players is being misused on a "witch hunt". Thank you for expressing this so well. [Title]

Output: I agree wholeheartedly. Point #3 is especially


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yeah, how can these commenters be claiming player safety is their #1 priority? They must be lying or stupid. I mean, we need to hold internet comments to a certain standard. [Title]

Output: Yeah, how can these


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Should that be Utah in the first paragraph instead of Miami? At first I thought you were referencing last week. [Title]

Output: Should that be Utah in the first paragraph instead


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Did you copy the HenneChart for Golson from another post? You have the opponent as Northwestern. [Title]

Output: Did you copy the HenneChart for Golson from


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Why hasn't 80s guy been used as a "visual approximation" kind of picture for Brandon? I love that episode. [Title]

Output: avatar


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 3 days ago [Body] This made me think "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" like on a claymore. I would love that kind of joke if it didnt take up too much space. [Title]

Output: This made me think "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" like on a


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 hours ago [Body] Haha, yeah there's no chance in heck I would've got that reference. Sorry Ace. [Title]

Output: Haha, yeah there's no chance


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 hours ago [Body] That sounded a little out-of-place. I mean usually there's not a lot of casual swearing going on here, right? I know sometimes its kind of appropriate in extreme situations (the horseface thing for example) but not for calm-mood-preview-type-stuff. It just jumped out at me for some reason, but I enjoyed the read otherwise. [Title]

Output: That sounded a little out-of-place. I mean usually


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 hours ago [Body] Nevermind, sorry, I have it now! Also, I appreciate you guys releasing it in a convenient digital form since I don't have kindle or the like. [Title]

Output: Nevermind, sorry, I have it now!Also, I


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 day ago [Body] If I did the draftkings deal to get a digital copy (procrastinated too long on the kickstarter, apologies) should I have heard something by now or are the lists of emails still coming in and it will take some time? I don't mind waiting, I'm just worried I signed up incorrectly somehow. [Title]

Output: On a related note...


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Body] Is that a Michigan shirt at 3:23 in the second video? [Title]

Output: Is that a Michigan shirt at 3:23 in the second


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Body] I enjoy these, but am having a little trouble following whose pick it is in the late part of the post where the names aren't written. [Title]

Output: I enjoy these, but am having a little trouble


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Body] Intentional? I don't think so, but kind of hope it is. Council Member Brian Robb said he hopes "we can just put this behind us." [Title]

Output: Intentional? I don't think


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] I am kind of conflicted on this as well. Happy that the AD might be getting the message that they've gone way too far. Sad that this seems to be the only way to get a reaction. [Title]

Output: I am kind of conflicted on this as well. Happy


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Body] Jake Roh? Craig Roh, right? similar sounding names do confuse me a lot... [Title]

Output: Jake Roh? Craig Roh, right? similar sounding names


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Body] Post Widebody sounds like he could be in the basketball version of Space Mutiny. [Title]

Output: Post Widebody sounds like he could be in the


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] Liberate Gratis Sausage Distributor! [Title]

Output: Liberate Gratis Sausage


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] Free hot dog man! [Title]

Output: Free hot dog


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] That's a peaceful name if I ever saw one... [Title]

Output: Pax Pacioretty?


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Body] I recommend setting ESPN to maximum adblock. [Title]

Output: I recommend setting ESPN to maximum


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Body] I think you had pretty solid reasoning for everything, nice job. The burned redshirts that are the "easiest" to criticize are that way to us because of information we have now. They were still tough decisions, but would sound way more reasonable without knowing say, how few snaps Morris would get or how much pressure Taco would generate. [Title]

Output: I think you had pretty solid reasoning for


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] Tiberian Sun was my favorite of the Command & Conquer series. ....maybe I should just start with "I'm a fan of the Command & Conquer series". [Title]

Output: Tiberian Sun was my favorite of the Command &


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] Alright my internal debate is settled... and I would like to see the post that gets that gif as a reaction. [Title]

Output: Alright my internal debate is settled... and I


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] Does that little face with the arms up mean palms-up or palms-down? Can't tell if it's a guy shrugging or doing a little dance. [Title]

Output: Does that little face with the arms up mean


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Put me in the Beilen [Body]

Output: Put me in the Beilen apolgizing category. It sure looked like he was saying "I told those guys to back off on those last few possessions, my bad", rather than, F-you for running up the score


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Taste like Bud Light to me, [Body]

Output: Taste like Bud Light to me, but the extra kick makes it worth it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Can't condone the white [Body]

Output: Can't condone the white whine, but I also am feeling Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] This is going to sound hugely [Body]

Output: This is going to sound hugely dickish, but Ace I believe the coach from Massillon is Jamey Palma not Jerry Palma. I know this is something that 99.999% of readers could give a sh** about, but I know the dude personally and he is a really good guy and great coach, I'm sure he would love to know about the mention.


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I can't either, but who the [Body]

Output: I can't either, but who the hell wants a rematch of a horribly boring game? I can't argue LSU-ALA, but I would much rather see LSU-OSU, as I think most of the country would. If it's not LSU-OSU, I'm going to occupy the BCS!


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Bitter like a sweet, sweet [Body]

Output: Bitter like a sweet, sweet jar of Sugar!!!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] That would make me go ape if [Body]

Output: That would make me go ape if I was a State fan, but seeing as how I am the opposite of that, it is a dream scenario!


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] If you were a State fan [Body]

Output: If you were a State fan you would be pissed, however, it was the right call, and probably could have been a 15-yarder. Course, I'm sure you're not a State fan, so we're all good!


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Some "little beers" 43 and [Body]

Output: Some "little beers" 43 and heavy cream. don't knock it until you try it (and it will knock you on your ass if youf fuck with it too hard).


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] for those who haven't seen it [Body]

Output: for those who haven't seen it and have had an xmas ale or 2... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kwF-TvMi_Q


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] I can see the argument of, [Body]

Output: I can see the argument of, try the 2 now so you know what you have to do, but I'm watching the game and was thinking, "you're Cal, extend the game, keep your team into into it, and keep within 1 score." Obviously it worked out, and there are certainly times where I would go for the 2 in that situation, but in this one, kick it!


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Am I the only one that is [Body]

Output: Am I the only one that is nervous as shit about next week. I know we should be favored, but it feels so much like 2001 when OSU was average at best, and we shit the bed. Don't get me wrong, I love our chances, and I will be losing my voice screaming on Sat. from my living room, but Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I just want it to be here!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Great thought. I had to go [Body]

Output: Great thought. I had to go look that up, figured there was a WR in there somewhere in the last 20 years, but shit, it really does only go to QB's and RB's.


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] 3 of the top five lost, I [Body]

Output: 3 of the top five lost, I can't remember crazier shit happening. I know I'm in the minority, but this is why I love the BCS, cause all these upsets are huge deal. If there was an 8 or 16 team playoff, a lot of the losses would be...oh well, that's okay, let's gear up for the playoff.


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Agreed, Wisky 2008 was nice, [Body]

Output: Agreed, Wisky 2008 was nice, but a fluke from a terrible team, this is a statement that we are back. We are back, we are back, we are back. We've got Hoke back.


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] Totally embarrassing. Pull [Body]

Output: Totally embarrassing. Pull your starters, put in your 4th stringer, run off tackle 4 times in a row, fine, but take a knee 4 times in a row! That says, we feel so sorry for you, we don't want to embarrass you anymore. These are D1 athletes, on a full ride. Probably in the top 1% of football players in this country. I know it's Ole Miss and probably will never have the talent to get revenge, but boy would that burn my ass up!


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Title] I would have to see it again. [Body]

Output: I would have to see it again. Didn't seem as bad as some of the other calls.


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Many factors, but one real culprit [Body]

Output: Refs sucked, howeva, reason Mich loses: Mich Iowa TO 2 0


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Title] i think anyway we can improve [Body]

Output: i think anyway we can improve our own resume is important. There are going multiple bubble teams from many conferences, plus with a head to head win, you would think if it came down to us vs. clemson for one of the final spots we would have the edge. Plus, F-Duke!


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Does he get anything from the [Body]

Output: Does he get anything from the FUPA society of america?


Input: [Date] 4 years 22 weeks ago [Title] 9-9 in, by all consensus, one [Body]

Output: 9-9 in, by all consensus, one of the toughest conferences, 20 wins, they're in in that scenario. I also think the committee would look very favorably at the last 12ish games and the close loses to very good teams.


Input: [Date] 4 years 23 weeks ago [Title] I think the reality is that [Body]

Output: I think the reality is that we are a bubble team, the national media just doesn't recognize it yet. As most others are saying, 2-1 in the final 3 plus 1 BTT win and we're likely in. 1-2 in the final three and it's hello NIT (Which is pretty respectable imo)


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] I think we need quality over [Body]

Output: I think we need quality over quantity at this point. If a player the staff thinks highly of can fill an open schollie, then bring them on, but don't just fill the class to have it full. What good is a schollie spent on a player who most likely won't contribute for 4-5 years if it can be used on a player next year that POTENTIALLY can contribute in year 1 or 2. IMO, that is what it really comes down to, potential.


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] I love all the fluff and am [Body]

Output: I love all the fluff and am starting to become a hoke-a-maniac, but it is all going to come down to W's and L's. Get Mich back to national power=hero, stumble through 3 or 4 mediocre seasons=goat. Let's all hope for the former.


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] between the lines [Body]

Output: From Tom VH's cryptic messages combined with the material out of Oregon that he is verbally committed but wants to announce it on his own, I have serious doubts about him going Blue. I guess we can alway hope!


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] It can't get much worse [Body]

Output: As a Cleveland Browns, Indians, Cavs and Michigan fan, I have not had a whole lot to be excited about lately. I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much, but things do seem headed in the right direction, how long will it take to get there, that is another question.


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] teaser [Body]

Output: this better not be a teaser like the outside of the pants rub i had at the bar last nigh. Fisher would be a great get (retain?) for this staff and the team


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Title] kickers [Body]

Output: I am right there in hoping with you, but that is it, just hope. Kickers are an odd breed, just look at the NFL, the elite of the elite end up going into a funk and getting cut or not re-signed only to sign on with another team and become elite again. Bottom line, kickers are about as sure thing as not getting herpes from a $20 hooker...you just never know.


Input: [Date] 4 years 26 weeks ago [Title] PT [Body]

Output: I can only hope that his PT goes down. Not that I want it to, he is one of my favorite wolverines, but if his PT is declining that means that we have more talent playing on the field, which ultimately the most important thing. I do hope that he still significantly contributes in some way.


Input: [Date] 4 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Advice [Body]

Output: I know that you are getting a lot of advice, but much of it seems to be inaccurate. I am a Physical Therapist and Athletic Trainer, (I know that makes it sound like I am bragging, but I assure you I am not, I just want to qualify my comments). It his highly unlikely that this is plantar fascitis as you would have significant pain when first standing up, not worsening pain with exercise. IMO the folks who are talking about your shoes and arches are the most likely correct. However, it is virtually impossible to tell without looking at your feet especially during gait. You could try 'gellin', but I really doubt that would be effective. An excellent first step would be to try a different pair of shoes. It blows because they are expensive, but it may cure your pain right away. If that does not work, you may need to look at custom orthotics but this would need to be evaluated by a certified orthotist and again expensive. If you are going to continue to attempt to play, a gradual warm up is essential. Stretching can help also, but recent studies have shown the warm up to be more important. Take this advice for what it's worth


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Niles was trying to move to the Wolverine so if they could get both Benton Harbor and Niles to make the move than that'd be ideal for both school. [Title]

Output: Niles was trying to move to


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm a 90's kid but MASH is still by far my favorite TV Show when I was growing up. Another great one was the West Wing. [Title]

Output: I'm a 90's kid but MASH is


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Those were shows I watch when I was a little older but still a "kid" [Title]

Output: Those were shows I watch when


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This is a great movie, while the actual physical abuse is not good the tough love and tough teaching pushed the drummer to be exceptional and that is only way truly great talents can be made. Being coddled will do no one good. [Title]

Output: This is a great movie, while


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It's so sad when players like Simon are "mad" because a coach made him work hard at practice or called him a "pussy". Football is a mans sport and if hard work and a coach yelling at you is too much than that is pathetic and you don't deserve to play the game. Grow up and be a damn man. People in our country are truly becoming soft skinned and weaker as the years go by. What's this guy going to do when a boss yells at him for messing something up in the "real" world? Cry and put on a 6 hours bitchfit on Twitter? If I was an employer and heard of this so called man attacking his coach like he has I would never hire him. If you have a problem you sit down face to face with that person and work it out, you don't act like a child and cry to the public on Twitter. Football is not a game for the weak minded people and Simon has proven to be one of those people. [Title]

Output: It's so sad when players like


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 hour ago [Body] The only dog I've had was a Golden Retriever that we had gotten when I was a 2 year old. That dog was the most energetic and loving dog and took care of me as a kid whenever I was sick or hurt she was right by my side. As a little kid that dog wore me out faster than I could her. In my opinion if you have a kid, even if you don't, a GR is a great dog to have. My beautiful dog lived to be 16 years old and the bond me and her built was so strong I don't think I had ever cried as much when we had to put her down. [Title]

Output: The only dog I've had was a


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] I understand people aren't a big fan of all the bowl games but two things. 1. You don't have to watch all 42 games so why complain about it?? And 2. Football at the college level is fun to watch for many people so the more game the better. I for one, which is just my opinion, would much rather watch two 6-6 teams face off in a bowl game where many kids are playing the last game they will ever play than watching NFL games. Not to mention there are rarely games on Sunday anyways so you won't miss out on any NFL games and still be able to watch most of the college bowl games. [Title]

Output: I understand people aren't a


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Did this man just grow a pair and call out the SEC????? Good for Delany. [Title]

Output: Did this man just grow a pair


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] Yea I've been wondering the same. I thought I saw end of April but that doesn't seem likely now since no one is talking about a commitment coming from his soon. Does anyone know when the late signing period is? Has that already happened? [Title]

Output: Yea I've been wondering the


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Avalanche the last one? [Title]

Output: Avalanche the last one?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I hope people realize that coaches and AD's have a say in any team worn apparel that the companies make for them. It's not like Nike has 100% rights to make whatever the hell they want to. Dantonio and/or the AD gave approval to this design. Same goes for Michigan and Adidas. [Title]

Output: I hope people realize that


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Body] For all the Bulls fans on here, 1. Do you think Thibs either leaves or gets let go and if so 2. Who do you want them/who do you think they will get to replace him? Sadly I think this'll be the last year he's in Chicago. It seems like him and the FO butt heads too much. What's all of your opinions? [Title]

Output: For all the Bulls fans on


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Body] How big is Wagner supposed to be? [Title]

Output: How big is Wagner supposed to


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] When does he need to make a decision by? [Title]

Output: When does he need to make a


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes because that is a precursor to being a man. Way to make yourself even more of an ass. [Title]

Output: Yes because that is a


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Thats why I said "I believe." I wasn't sure what kind of engine it was. All I remember was it was fast as hell and could beat everyone in a race easily. But its cool being an ass. Which I'm guessing once you see this you'll just say "Oh, I was just being sarcastic." [Title]

Output: Thats why I said "I believe."


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] 2007 Silver Honda Accord 4 door. I believe it had a V8 engine as well. Thing was quick as hell. [Title]

Output: 2007 Silver Honda Accord 4


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yea, for a so called professional writer, making a joke about a 16/17 year old high schooler is extremely unprofessional. [Title]

Output: Yea, for a so called


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes, about 90% of all "customer service" reps at a huge company are idiots. I'm sorry if anyone is in this line of work but hopefully you are part of that 10% because I'd be willing to be of that 90% the collective IQ is like 20. [Title]

Output: Yes, about 90% of all


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] She's just showing off the same attitude and mindset that ESPN has. "I'm too big and too good and you can't touch me." Well she learned and ESPN needs to learn that isn't the case. [Title]

Output: She's just showing off the


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The first one as in Pahntom Menace or the actual first movie? The PH is absolutely awful so that's not a good one to base whether you like Star Wars or not. But it's very easy to see why people might not be into the series. It's not a movie for everyone that's for sure. [Title]

Output: The first one as in Pahntom


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Body] There case was a very unique one though. Both had played only 1 year of football I believe. Still I understand what you were going for, but not similar to many of the guys we have been bringing in as preferred walk-ons [Title]

Output: There case was a very unique


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] So what's everyone's take on this upcoming Avengers movie? I seriously cannot wait for it. The movie is gonna be awesome based off the couple trailers I have seen. Also if you haven't watched the new Terminator trailer that just got released DO NOT WATCH IT. It'll give off a huge part of the movie and for me made it a lot less likely for me to watch the movie in theaters. Just don't watch it if you don't want the movie semi ruined. [Title]

Output: So what's everyone's take on


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] I thought the series really took off with 5. I think 5 saved the franchise. [Title]

Output: I thought the series really


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Also the Nolan Batman Trilogy is probably up there as well. I mean The Dark Knight has to be one of if not the greatest comic book movie ever made. [Title]

Output: Also the Nolan Batman Trilogy


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] 1. Marvel 2. Fast and Furious 5-7 3. Star Wars [Title]

Output: 1. Marvel 2. Fast and Furious


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] I was never a comic book reader so I didn't have any prior knowledge with all of the Marvel movies but for me, they are easily in my top 2 with probably Fast and Furious from the 5th movie on. (Haven't seen number 7 yet sadly). [Title]

Output: I was never a comic book


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Sue the city too for letting that guy into their city limits. Hell why stop there, why not sue the entire state for allowing him to live in the state. [Title]

Output: Sue the city too for letting


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yea I don't think our legal system is built so people can get rich quick off companies by suing them. It's to get justice and that is exactly what he got when the got was sentenced. Now if he sued the guy that shot him and is responsible for his injuries then fine, that's what the legal system is about. But to sue 5 companies just because the guy drank there is truly a get rich quick. Suing the guy that shot you should be more than enough to get your medical bills and other expenses due to the shooting covered. [Title]

Output: Yea I don't think our legal


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] What do you expect? It's MLive and media in general want to make everything bigger than it really is it trying and make even more stories out of everything. Sadly the media all over the place has sold out and become nearly impossible to take serious or not question. [Title]

Output: What do you expect? It's


Input: [Date] 3 days 3 hours ago [Body] It used to be just ND, MSU, OSU, and bowl game. They might be able to open it up a bit with ND out of the picture. [Title]

Output: It used to be just ND, MSU,


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I used to pirate music, I don't anymore. It didn't s stop for any sort of moral or legal reason, I just realized that I didn't need that many songs. I went through a phase where I needed to have every song I wanted to listen to on my phone. I would rarely listen to most of them. Now I just buy and keep around my absolute favorites and listen to the rest on the radio or something. I don't miss it, there's something great about hitting shuffle and not having to skip a lot of songs because they were just throwaways to begin with. For my all-time favorite artists, I just buy the album blindly. Figure I owe them that much. For new artists, there is most likely a legal free stream of the album somewhere on the internet so I can listen beforehand and eliminate the chance of getting burned on a blind purchase. I end up trying out a lot of new things, buying a few of them, and it works out fine. A subscription service can normally take care of the rest if you need more. [Title]

Output: I used to pirate music, I


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Do you remember that scene in The Social Network where Sean Parker tells Zuckerberg to change the name from The Facebook to Facebook? Same reason: "it's cleaner." And people dig minimalism nowadays, though I guess a real minimalist would do away with the serifs as well. [Title]

Output: Do you remember that scene in


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] If they come up with a better frisbee game, will they change the name to "penultimate frisbee?" I'll show myself out [Title]

Output: If they come up with a better


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Body] My main problem with this is more a problem with modern music in general. The Victors is a classic. It has stood the test of time and will continue to. Songs now, probably more than ever, are temporary. Their use expires after some time. Go back and look at Grammy winners or nominees from as recent as five years ago. How many of these songs do you still even semi-regularly listen to? I'd guess not that many. Personally, most of my listens along these lines are for nostalgia, not because the songs are that amazing. In addition, the subject has to be about the University. Even if I love the things that are mentioned, it will always sound like they made a list of things to mention and shoved them into a song. It will be lame. It will not have been created from any actual point of inspiration. This is a big reason why "We Are ND" and similar efforts fail (in my opinion). Here's how to go about this: don't ask the university or anyone else to be in on it, just make the song and put it out into the universe. If it's really a good song and a good anthem for the university, it'll get picked up. [Title]

Output: My main problem with this is


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The unfinished song "Hail and Unite" has united us all against the song "Hail and Unite." [Title]

Output: The unfinished song "Hail and


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Fire Adam Weiss rally tomorrow on the Diag, let's say 6 pm? [Title]

Output: Fire Adam Weiss rally


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] In the Big House? [Title]

Output: In the Big House?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] Sunday was great and I'm looking forward to this season. [Title]

Output: Word.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I don't blindly hate the Seahawks, I actually don't hate the Seahawks at all. Their fans, however, I have found to be annoying and oversensitive. [Title]

Output: I don't blindly hate the


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I also can't stand a lot of the 12th man stuff, especially since a lot of people have jumped on the bandwagon recently and have only known success. As a Lions fan I feel like they're Bran and I'm Old Nan from Game of Thrones and I want to give the "Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know about fear?" speech. [Title]

Output: I also can't stand a lot of


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] "We can stereotype wealthy offspring as brats..." "...the working class kids are... closeminded and intolerant." Apparently you can also stereotype all low income people by sampling only your non-wealthy nephews as well. They probably don't want to try new things because that hasn't been an option for them. Part of having less money is having less options. If they are bitter about anything, it's probably because they know that there are a lot of nice things that they can't have. And the type of attitude that you displayed in this post is probably why they resent rich kids. You look down on them. I'm not saying that all low-income people are amazing people always, but come on. My parents are outliers in their families. They worked hard and earned more money, and we're not rich by any means. But that doesn't mean that the rest of my family is composed of a bunch of uneducated, homophobic, shit people. They're fucking great, but don't worry about that because they aren't the type of people you'd want to hang with anyway. Good day. [Title]

Output: "We can stereotype wealthy


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Oakland (University) is still in play [Title]

Output: Oakland (University) is still


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I actually like right now better than the 90s. There's a wider range of music being made, even if you have to look a little harder to find what you're looking for. I will agree that the good alternative radio days are over. [Title]

Output: I actually like right now


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I think you've just outed your real identity, MGlobules. Or should I say Morrissey? Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to [Title]

Output: I think you've just outed


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] In other news, Harbaugh just recommended Rosenberg's book on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/558692546294345730 Edit: never mind, it already has its own thread. Wonderful! [Title]

Output: In other news, Harbaugh just


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Here's the link in case you want to see the picture attached to the post or throw the man a like or whatever the kids are into nowadays: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628364573963889&set=o.1587104675... [Title]

Output: Here's the link in case you


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Body] https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=628364573963889&set=o.1587104675... [Title]

Output: Working link


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I'm imagining Snoop & Son as a TV show with the Sanford & Son theme. /bum bum bweedum [Title]

Output: I'm imagining Snoop & Son as


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I like Ballghazi. It's cleaner. /Sean Parker'd [Title]

Output: I like Ballghazi. It's


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] My hatred for them is mostly about the scandal and how it was handled and discussed by people within their own camp. There are few things in life more infurating than hearing a Penn State fan arguing over semantics, telling you about how JoePa was innocent because "he did what he was legally obligated to do." Just because he can't be indicted doesn't make him innocent. That's what we all look for in a leader, right? Someone who is willing to do the absolute minimum to save their own ass when faced with a problem? They also talk about how people are demonizing Penn State fans. They claim that it's not a Penn State culture problem, it's a college football culture problem. On paper, I have no problem with that point. There are other places where this sort of thing might happen. The flawed logic in the statement is that this bad part of the culture is more pronounced at PSU than (probably) anywhere else in the country. I can't think of another institution where the football program has been so intertwined with the overall success and culture of the school it's attached to. So yes, there is a college football culture problem, but I would argue that it's a larger problem at Penn State than most places. The last point has to do with putting yourself in their shoes. I've heard statements like "if the same thing happened at [insert school here], they'd all be acting the same way." Here's where I run into a problem. With Bo we have been fortunate enough to have an amazing coach who was beloved and had a long tenure, so we have a valid point of comparison. However, it is hard to imagine anything like this happening while he was coaching here based on everything we know about him. He's the guy who wouldn't believe it if someone else claimed that they didn't know that something was going on within their organization, so the possibility of him claiming ignorance is off the table. From what I understand, he seems to have been the type of character who would overreact to scenarios instead of underreact. I don't know what overreacting to this situation would look like, but the possibility that he sweeps it under the rug is very, very small. Bo was flawed like everybody, but institutional control was not one of his problems. My point is that even with a good point of comparison, it is so hard to put yourself in their shoes because nobody else has ever been in those shoes before. I'd like to think that I would be able to look at that big of a situation objectively, but I can't be sure because I've never had to (and hopefully never will). If I didn't turn my back on the situation completely, I think I would at least be silent about it (no 409 stickers, no chanting "Joe Paterno" at a hockey game). I don't know where I was going with this, maybe I just needed to rant a little. Look, I know that not all of their fans are bad people, just like not all Michigan fans are good people. I just think that if you're a Penn State fan and you feel like whatever you're about to say will be too harsh without prefacing it with "I don't want to be insensitive toward the victims, but," maybe you just shouldn't say anything at all. [Title]

Output: My hatred for them is mostly


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID FUCK ON THE INTERNET! [Title]

Output: MOM! MOM! TIMMMAAY JUST SAID


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] Mike Seaver looks an awful lot like Boner. AK-47: gone, not forgotten. [Title]

Output: Mike Seaver looks an awful


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 3 days ago [Body] NASCAR got its start during prohibition, so I'm not sure how that helps prove your point. [Title]

Output: NASCAR got its start during


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The rededication was against UConn the following year. [Title]

Output: The rededication was against


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Nah, it was an invisible man. You can even see him push the ref down about a second later. [Title]

Output: Nah, it was an invisible man.