Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Seems to me that they would [Body]

Output: Seems to me that they would want increased criticism from the fans. Whats the old saying, there is no such thing as bad publicity? Especially when the publicity is what you are selling! NFL sells more tickets when people talk about the game. How do they explain reducing the amount of information available to fans to the share-holders and owners?


Input: [Date] 3 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Or they could just pull a [Body]

Output: Or they could just pull a Boise St. and make the safeties play in all camo jerseys. Would make it impossible to see them :-p


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Title] 860 [Body]

Output: 860


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] More precisely, single action [Body]

Output: More precisely, single action revolvers. The gunslingers used them for a reason!


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] 824 [Body]

Output: 824


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] "I began hallucinating [Body]

Output: "I began hallucinating the Michigan defense literally ripping the head off Persa" Thats what I thought went I saw that play as well.


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Meta-Title Misleading [Body]

Output: How can you pass a college entrance exam and still speak in that way? English composition is a required course at most universities. How did he pass?


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Sparty Syndrome [Body]

Output: An inferiority complex, in the fields of psychology and psychoanalysis, is a feeling that one is inferior to others in some way. Such feelings can arise from an imagined or actual inferiority in the afflicted person. It is often subconscious, and is thought to drive afflicted individuals to overcompensate, resulting either in spectacular achievement or extreme schizotypal behavior, or both. Unlike a normal feeling of inferiority, which can act as an incentive for achievement (or promote discouragement), an inferiority complex is an advanced state of discouragement, often embedding itself into one's lifestyle, and sometimes resulting in a retreat from difficulties.


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Best argument for Denards [Body]

Output: Best argument for Denard's Heisman candicacy I have seen yet. Mathlete for Blog-Heisman!


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] How can there be 50 documents [Body]

Output: How can there be 50 documents that contain the keyword sarniak without 1 of them being available to gee or smith? My understanding was that Tressel recieved 3 or 4 emails and responded with 3 or 4. What are the other emails about and to whom are they addressed?


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] I love pchem, hate getting [Body]

Output: I love pchem, hate getting graded on it because the math never lies! No bsing your way outta those questions. Gene smith would be in trouble... Lol


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Damn still learning how to [Body]

Output: Damn still learning how to use this mgodroid app. Hail to the Victors! Check out the buckeyes facebook for hilarious schadenfreude!


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body]

Output: "I am extremely disappointed with the NCAA's decision regarding DeVier Posey," Ohio State athletics director Gene Smith said. "This penalty is harsh considering the nature of the violation and the five-game suspension already served by this student-athlete." Lol smith you suck at taking responsibility for your actions. I hope ncaa sticks it to you!


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] 840 [Body]

Output: 840


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Delete this abomination. [Body]

Output: Delete this abomination. Should have been aborted in the womb. Dont look ahead that far.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] During the season? Really? I [Body]

Output: During the season? Really? I was hoping this thread would die. Mgoblog not /soc


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Mgoblog app for droid [Body]

Output: Just reduced my productivity by 50% Yay!


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Looking it up right now. [Body]

Output: Looking it up right now. ThNks for informing me!


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] My understanding is that [Body]

Output: My understanding is that Feynman believed the purpose of science is to discover things that suprise and challenge the experts. I think he was trying to say that science is the only way to overthrow widely held misconceptions, and that believing something just because an expert said it, is non-scientific. In the spirit of science I also believe that only Feynman knows what he meant by that statement and we can all make our own hypothesis regarding its meaning ;-)


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Damn my careful line spacing [Body]

Output: Damn my careful line spacing was destroyed by my android device. Where is mgodroid?


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] 660 [Body]

Output: 660


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] This made my day. Literally [Body]

Output: This made my day. Literally LOLed in the shower thinking about espn vs ohio as two kids arguing about report cards. Keep it up, if you summerized the whole situation this way, including tressel eating the blame, you may have a diary worthy post! Thanks!


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Ohio is using college kids as [Body]

Output: Ohio is using college kids as a figurative human body shield in this case. I hope the Ohio Supreme Court decides that mis-interperating the law and then running for cover is punishable by public humiliation. Tie them to the gallows and break out the old veggies says I!


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Also the correspondance [Body]

Output: Also the correspondance listed as evidence of co-operation at the end of the request for mediation is hilariously one sided. Its basicly ohio saying the same thing over and over while espn says no the supreme court has to decide if ferpa applies. Ohio is grasping at straws here as espn has never suggested that mediation is a possible answer or that its requests have been honored in good faith. Must read if you enjoy watching poor lawyers squirm as much as I do.


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] Quick question. Assuming no [Body]

Output: Quick question. Assuming no damaging info is in the emails requested by the foia request why would ohio want to drag this out? The only way I see mediation as an advantage to ohio is if they are certian that non-disclosure of the documents is essential to the schools well-being regardless of the ferpa ruling. Smells like a conspiracy to bury the documents to me. Anyone else getting that vibe? I guess digging up the docs may cost them some time and money but they had to do it already to determine if ferpa applied right? How does mediation make an innocent ferpa battle easier on ohio?


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] I totally agree with your [Body]

Output: I totally agree with your comment regarding the sensationalism. It seems as though he is the TMZ of college sports when he posts facebook photos like they are damming evidence. I do applaud any effort to make college sports about the opportunity at an otherwise unavailable education, so I applaud anyone exposing cheating, but lets keep the accusations credible Brooks! Thanks for the insightful posting!


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] No, the instant you leverage [Body]

Output: No, the instant one leverages one's future earnings as a professional one loses amateur status. That loan would be a NCAA violation. The only exception is an insurance policy protecting against injury. Maybe the car is insurance against the injury to his pride that would occur if he looked like a poor college student when he picked up women at the club?


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Wish I could double moderate. [Body]

Output: Wish I could double moderate. Or hybrid moderate. or Pos-bang. Damnit I miss all that pos-banging...


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] The difference I see is the [Body]

Output: The difference I see is the ownership of expensive cars. Howeva - If he paid for them with his summer job / parents money then I can understand the lack of interest by compliance.


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] I don't read his stuff often. [Body]

Output: I don't read his stuff often. Is there a good example of him posting poorly investigated material?


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] So I take it this has already [Body]

Output: So I take it this has already been discussed?


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Title] We obviously need Denard to [Body]

Output: We obviously need Denard to play NT and Martin to play QB. NC here we come!!!!!!!!!! Also MoarRockMusik It will bring in elite recruits from the ess eee see.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Maybe once a year to leave [Body]

Output: Maybe once a year to leave the ball in the coach's court?


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] It is just for the starting [Body]

Output: It is just for the starting position. I hate to say it, but 3rd time the charm doesn't work for me. After 2, its time to send in the backup. Taking blocking errors ect. into account. It would be a season long thing and would strengthen the kicking corps by providing selection based on fitness before every game.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] I think the NFL took the [Body]

Output: I think the NFL took the moral highground when they said, "It's ok guys, if you become a wistleblower we won't fire you." The NFL needs a draft (DNA) pool, and NCAA college ball that is fair and transparent is the best one to select talent.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] New Idea, maybe. What if [Body]

Output: New Idea, maybe. What if the coaching staff forced the kickers to play a game of Horse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variations_of_basketball#H-O-R-S-E ) to decide the starter for each game? The pressure would come from the fact that it is public and held open seating at the big house. I would go just to see the kickers and the coaches. Plus, it would be for the starting position so the pressure would be real.


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] I hope for a quick and safe [Body]

Output: I hope for a quick and safe outcome for everyone involved... http://www.southbendtribune.com/wsbt-breaking-news-swat-team-responds-to-granger-neighborhood-20110812,0,7005882.story


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Wait, letter is from July [Body]

Output: Wait, letter is from July 13th. When did everyone come out and say investigation over? Wasn't it after that point in time? Could this be old news that is currently meanless/overruled by newer statements?


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Note the source.... It [Body]

Output: Note the source.... It actually exists. NCAA still investigating. The lies keep rolling in from the ohio mental warfare unit...


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Unless he is driving through [Body]

Output: Unless he is driving through Ohio. If so please speed up. LOL JK, Ohio children may play for us eventually. Slow down and drive safe :-D


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Title] I can't endorse the idea of [Body]

Output: I can't endorse the idea of allowing someone to break rules simply because they are handicapped. Maybe the rule should be changed, maybe there should be an exception. Personally I think sports have rules for a reason. They would be a hobby if they didn't have rules... He or she can play football at the park or in their backyard like every other 19 year old that isn't talented enough to play at the next level... even though I wish it was different because I REALLY want to get back on the field!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Also welcome to mgoblog! I [Body]

Output: Also welcome to mgoblog! I wish you were around for the infamous Pos-Bang! Search for it and you will know what I mean! You deserve more points for work like this, I hope it gets front paged (hint hint Brian, Tim, Tom or whoever). I look forward to your future posts.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] This is perfect. I hereby lay [Body]

Output: This is perfect. I hereby lay down my PS tools because perfection has already been created :-D Now is there anyway I can buy the T-shirt version off you?!?


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I really like this! Its more [Body]

Output: I really like this! Its more whole as a concept. Less Jesus stalking Denard, although I'm sure he does...


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] If you find a larger picture [Body]

Output: If you find a larger picture I will throw it up. Won't take more than a couple of minutes. Glad I could help. Its really rough around the edges, but for a poster that will be in the big house, it will look good for the other 110,00 ppl that aren't seated next to you :-D


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Here is this better? [Body]

Output: Tell me what to change and It will be done. If you want I can send it via e-mail or its on my facebook already. Its a great idea, thats why I'm helping :-D Please let me know what you want changed or if you can find a larger image of lloydbrady. He is really pixelated because he is soo small!! Problem solved!


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Best wishes, that can be a [Body]

Output: Best wishes, that can be a life changing injury. I hope they get him a hover-round asap!!! The world wouldn't be the same without JoPa at Paternoville


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I love it when tatoos provide [Body]

Output: I love it when tattoos provide evidence on the intelligence of their wearer. Also, did he pay for it? I'm guessing he traded sigs for advice on tattoo design. If he did, he got great value for that sig... Lol seriously please ban tattoos for college players kthnxbei


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Well, can't find the edit [Body]

Output: Well, can't find the edit button for some reason but here is another attempt.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Watch this and calm yourself [Body]

Output: Watch this and calm yourself a little. This kid can punt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GubHHDSKDHU Whoops, help with the embed? I'm searching how to on the site right now...


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I like this move. Restrained [Body]

Output: I like this move. Restrained yet fair and no one can argue that Hoke doesn't have the player's best interest at heart. The team is made of players. What's good for one is good for the other.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] OMG how can you put the new [Body]

Output: OMG how can you put the new Emporer of space on suspension? Anyone think its urine analysis related? What gets you suspended for 4 games?


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Also Woolfork (lol). T. Wolf [Body]

Output: Also Woolfork (lol). T. Wolf will own whoever Ohio decides to make playcaller. Can't wait to see that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] J. Ryan at SLB. Watching him [Body]

Output: J. Ryan at SLB. Watching him on tape - even the spring game - makes me drool. He has a great football IQ - Is a quick decision maker and ALWAYS wants to put a big hit on the ball carrier. Thats a player Bo would appreciate. I'm looking at him to be the center of our defense against Alabama. Seriously guys, be ready for something great. I haven't seen a LB I've been more excited about in a loooong time, although Roh is a beast he probably isnt a real LB. I also want to see some punishing hits and interceptions from Kovacs. Denard will rule them all, but we have 11 ppl ready to go headhunting for Michigan. This is exciting!


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Got me, I was ready to [Body]

Output: Got me, I was ready to flame.... Then I read and I was like OICWHATUDIDTHERE.


Input: [Date] 3 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I want more of this! I enjoy [Body]

Output: I want more of this! I enjoy the style and OMG real frank stories without padding and or whitewashing!!! This is journalism and thats why its interesting to read!!! Please don't listen to the dissenting opinions above, this is what writing is supposed to be at its core.


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Title] you forgot the lightning that [Body]

Output: you forgot the lightning that stopped the game for an extra hour in these conditions. I was soo drunk I didnt feel the pain till the next morning ugh.


Input: [Date] 4 years 13 hours ago [Title] Gotta go with the Buffs as [Body]

Output: Gotta go with the Buffs as well. Interesting tradition and I have family that is currently attending. I hope they get better fast!


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Mike Williams. USC. They found him on a basketball court in Florida. Unbelievable college receiver without blazing speed. [Title]

Output: Mike Williams. USC. They


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] 8 sounds good and let's put the first round games on campuses. Give the better ranked teams a reward and inject some flavor and atmosphere into these games. Maybe this will send a Southern team to a northern campus in December. Something that people have been wanting to see for years. [Title]

Output: 8 sounds good and let's put


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Body] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The last coach of Michigan could likely will be answering this ad. And he was killing it in the recruiting service rankings. Let's not forget who is in charge of things. We might be going too far into nerdville whining about recruiting rankings. Also let's not forget what Dantonio's 2 and 3 stars have been doing to Michigan for most of the last half-decade. [Title]

Output: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The last


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Stanford might have been the worst Pac 10 program of the last thirty years when Jim took over. Throwing winning percentages around when analyzing the job he did there is pure intellectual dishonesty. What he did there was a miracle. He left before he could chew up successive ten wins seasons and pump up his W/L. Instead, he went and won seventy percent of his games in the pros with average at best quarterback play. OSU fans root for a program that got fat off a cheater's mill under Tressell. The NCAA came to town for two weeks and let the whole thing just slide by with no meaningful investigation. A decade of a coach who preached integrity, qualifying borderline students and keeping them compensated with a network of freebies and do nothing summer jobs. To prove they learned no lesson, they hired Meyer and his unmatched record of criminal coddling down at Florida Their fabulous record during that stretch is the product of everything Michigan refuses to ever be. We should be glad of it. [Title]

Output: Stanford might have been the


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Totally. I still have a lot of faith that once Michigan starts being really good again at football, the above is how the fan base will really feel about things like the Izzo drool fest. There won't be this strange worry over whether State wins a game against Louisville in late March. Stumbling around in football has caused a widespread insecurity among the fanbase. Also the stumbling has coincided with the explosion of social media and all the junk that gets tossed around on there. But it's all about taking charge of the interaction by knowing what matters most to State fan. That is flexing their flabby sports fan muscles in the face of a Michigan fan and drawing a reaction. [Title]

Output: Totally. I still have a lot


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The best way to cope with Sparty fan during these March droolings over Izzo. When they bring the game up, tell them you saw "parts" of the game and you "checked the score later on". And then say something like "pretty exciting huh?" Be nice and positive. It really ticks them off. Remember the psychology: it's attention they want and a close second is they want to rub it in you as a Michigan fan. If you aren't drawn into a discussion of any depth, it gets to them. If you act like it's fine, it gets to them. I like to throw in things like "yeah State looked pretty good when I was watching. Exciting stuff." It works like magic. It's a middle ground between arguing about Michigan v. Michigan State and the other extreme of acting like you don't care and didn't watch. That second thing never works and makes you look weak. If they can't get to Michigan fans, a huge part of the fun is sucked dry.. That's as important as the actual success to them. Maybe more. [Title]

Output: Years of Spartys in my family and among friends has taught me..


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The cure for the angst I am seeing on here from a lot of Michigan fans: move out of the state. I lived out of state for almost a decade during the Sparty's basketball height in the early 2000s. In March you didn't get bombarded with the media and their fans like you do in Michigan. No one cared or knew much about them. The other upside was as a State grad no one knew about Michigan State and they'd always ask me questions about my time at Michigan. Kind of like I got a Michigan degree with the lesser State level effort and requirements. If you can't move like I did, just know it's going to be OK. You are a captive audience that doesn't represent the normal world out there. [Title]

Output: The cure for the angst I am


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I think this is cool if it fits the relationship among the people involved. Assume that it does given Jay is Jim's son and Jim is one of the best on the planet at his job. Since we don't know the nature of that relationship and we don't jack about recruiting for the most part, this might be genius at work. At least allow for the possibility of all the above before labeling based on your own biases and collective ignorance. [Title]

Output: I think this is cool if it


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I was one. Lawyers produce nothing. But I'd love to see that world without them thing tried out for a test run at some point in time. [Title]

Output: I was one. Lawyers produce


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Lawyers produce nothing. They mostly shuffle paper around. Plus the profession is extremely high stress. When that hits home and it hits home that it won't ever change, you'll jump ship. If your lucky and can afford to jump ship with no family counting on the paycheck you are making as a lawyer. If they are, you are trapped. For life. [Title]

Output: Lawyers produce nothing. They


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I second getting rid of TV. Did it last July fed up with the cable bill and fed up with my general inertia of life. I go to bars for Michigan games or chill and listen to Brando and Dan. It became just as enjoyable. The radio announcers do a super job of describing everything. I started writing books and went from zero to a couple grand a month in income too. Took that TV time and made it writing time. Create rather than react to what others create. The other thing is I notice I am a better listener because talking to people is actual entertainment, not just more noise. And I exercise more....and... and..... TV is a weight on progress in life. Never knew how much until I got rid of it. [Title]

Output: Many many benefits and I don't feel like I miss anything


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I don't know why any receiver who wants to learn the craft of being a receiver for the next level would play in that system. There are so many turn and stand in space routes because teams get caught over playing the run. Harbaugh will recruit lights out over the long haul and that includes huge improvement in the next class. Michigan gives him way more access than he had at Stanford. He recruited amazingly well there. [Title]

Output: I don't know wny any receiver


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] A year that might make a lot of fans go "hmmmm". He hadn't touched power numbers like that since his 20s. Not really even close. The list of guys who made one year power number jumps like he made in the twilight of a career is mighty short and includes Bonds and Mark McGuire. Plus Victor was post knee surgery. Playing in a major pitcher's park. Couple that with the obvious fact that the market for a power hitting DH is way way more lucrative than one that hits for just average, and.... Well it's just interesting. I've watched baseball for 30 years, I've rarely seen a ball jump off a guy's bat like it did his when he made contact. Sometimes it was down right cartoonish. [Title]

Output: A year that might make a lot


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The Saban situation with the regular NFL flirtations has taught us something. It's a lot easier to keep him than it is to get him in the first place. Family ties/stability, relative ease and hours of the job, atmosphere, the obvious need for a top quarterback to win in the pros, not to mention competitive pay compared to the pros, makes leaving a great college job very very difficult. [Title]

Output: The Saban situation with the


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Look it up, but I bet Michigan has one of the 3 highest winning percentages in the country from that point forward. It was Novak. That woke everybody up. [Title]

Output: Look it up, but I bet


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] College should fight back by dropping the ridiculous need to wait nearly 4 weeks to play these semi-final games. Take on the NFL last quarter of their schedule with the college football playoff system. This pandering to pointless antiquated bowl games and the bandits who run them is absolutely silly. Run a 6 or 8 team playoff in December starting the first weekend after final exams and use campus sites for rounds 1 and 2 or just round 1. Or let venues bid for the games all over the country. The bowls can become what the bowls are. ESPN will still pay to show them and we'll still watch. [Title]

Output: College should fight back by


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Three points on the buyout. First, no amount of money is going to prevent a match between a pro job and Jim Harbaugh if they really want to make it happen. Speculation would probably never be diminished by a higher dollar amount. Second is if he is being courted by the NFL and it's serious, it likely means Michigan is back as a national power. Third is Harbaugh can handle himself perfectly in a recruit's house when addressing the issue. He's been recruiting since before he quit playing pro football. Grinding and learning the art on the job with elbow grease for over a decade and a half save his relatively pro stints as an assistant and then head coach. [Title]

Output: Three points on the


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] It's going to be "no good NFL choices" and Michigan was his only decent option this year. With a side order of "he might not be cut out for the NFL". The only people who will buy any of it will be frightened rival fans and people incapable of any analysis beyond claims made in an ESPN "NFL Insider" segment. [Title]

Output: We know what the spin will be


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] "God bless Jim and us all. Everyone." (Is that the same story? If not, my bad) [Title]

Output: "God bless Jim and us all.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Body] No different than Harbaugh's strict approach that he is focusing on his current job and not the next one. Two type A guys who ultimately can't work together. I wouldn't expect him to say anything but what he said. It means nothing beyond a guy who is strident in his belief on staying focused. [Title]

Output: No different than Harbaugh's


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Shefter piled on the embarrassingly bad work he's done on this story with his made-up anectdotes about Michigan not giving IPads to players and being cheap on support staff. After he realized the offer was fact, he was resorting to "I can't believe it because (insert false irrelevant thing I made up)" to try to cover for his failure for weeks to go actually work the story. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] Give me Harbaugh or Give me Death. [Title]

Output: Give me Harbaugh or Give me


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Body] After over a half decade of getting our teeth kicked in by Dantonio and his middling recruiting classes, I can't believe anyone is even bringing up recruiting considering the advantage getting the right coach gives a program. If it came down to it, I'd wait until after signing day to sign this candidate and bank the scholarships. Gladly. Luckily that will not happen and the new coach will get some very good players in whatever time he has. The right head coach is everything in college football. We should all know that by now. [Title]

Output: After over a half decade of


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Absent solid word from the candidate himself, the odds strengthening and therefore payouts dropping (on him coming to Michigan) is far better information on what is likely to happen than the stacks of insider rumors we've seen. I think you should read up on how Vegas works. [Title]

Output: Absent solid word from the


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Years and years of toil to get this opportunity for his dream job and it didn't last. Looking at it on that level plus reading what the players say, I am sick to my stomach a little. Honestly. It will be better tomorrow. Michigan is better off. But I am still not liking any of this. [Title]

Output: Years and years of toil to


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The similarities in the type of kids you would get academically are obvious too. He turned those guys into take no prisoners maulers on the football field. Put aside his technical knowledge, which is considered elite by any standard. He'd have even more access to top athletes in his recruiting here. One thing people forget is he hasn't won anything yet. He idolizes Bo and it probably drives him crazy that people talk about Bo's failure to win it all. There is a very personal and massive professional challenge right here at Michigan waiting for him. He always loved a challenge. [Title]

Output: The similarities in the type


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Character, Cruelty http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/27797/stanford-football-character-cruelty [Title]

Output: Character,


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Michigan needs to get this man. Zero guesswork on the results he'll bring. [Title]

Output: Michigan needs to get this


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I agree Michigan failed him. If you felt compelled to keep him around, he should have been forced to the sidelines for a year ala Stonum on the felony theft. Theft is a big deal because it goes right to the heart of honesty. You have to calculate theft. Plan it. Carry it out. When they went soft on that offense, the Michigan staff, Hoke in particular failed to impart the necessary lessons. Clark deserves all the help Michigan can still give him. I don't believe he should have been allowed to still play Michigan football after offense 1. However like then, he deserves sympathy and help. But remaining as a player on the football team was debatable. This is more than a besmirchment. Had this victim been severly incapacitated or even died, Michigan football and it's handling of discipline would be under some horrible scrutiny. The other factor is the nature of domestic violence is that this likely wasn't a first-time deal involving these actors. We all lose our cool and act out and then wish we hadn't. But this has very likely happened before and went unreported. That's way different than having a bad moment in time. [Title]

Output: I agree Michigan failed him.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Body] He's done at Michigan. Done. As it should be. I wasn't for bringing him back in the first place. One of the less-discussed stories of Brady Hoke's now-doomed tenure at Michigan is his soft-peddling guys who did harm to the University and team with their behavior. Theft crime, good bye. Simple. I guess it's the one area where he actually measured up to Michigan State. [Title]

Output: He's done at Michigan. Done.


Input: [Date] 18 hours 2 min ago [Body] No, just awesome tasting. Went during my honeymoon. We'll probably never go back, but it was a cool experience. They're actually the most approachable haute restaurant I've heard about. [Title]

Output: No, just awesome tasting.


Input: [Date] 22 hours 11 min ago [Body] The brioche at The French Laundry. Just amazing. [Title]

Output: The brioche at The French


Input: [Date] 4 days 40 min ago [Body] I'm not sure I get it. Can you be clearer? [Title]

Output: I'm not sure I get it. Can


Input: [Date] 1 week 17 hours ago [Body] Don't eat any raw chicken. [Title]

Output: Don't eat any raw chicken.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] So we're assuming they're as good today as they were then? Henne Wheatley Terrell Woodson Yost I would have happily taken Drew Henson for $1 and added Bo. Most teams were so bad when Yost was coaching that it wasn't really a fair fight. The alternative is Brady, Wheatley, Edwards, Woodson, and Harbaugh. Really poor job allocating dollars, Freep. [Title]

Output: So we're assuming they're as


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Maize and no alternates. [Title]

Output: Maize and no alternates.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Disagree. The 76ers have a smart plan if the goal is to win big. The 49ers and the Raiders are possibly 1 and 2 in the awful franchise department. [Title]

Output: Disagree. The 76ers have a


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] For me, Vinology is the best meal in the city. I always found Chop House overrated. Fleming's serves a significantly better steak. [Title]

Output: For me, Vinology is the best


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] Hard to argue with excellence unless you make a grammar mistake in the press release... During the 2014-15 academic year, Michigan was the only school to achieve exemplary Academic Progress Rate (APR) marks from the NCAA in football (above 990), men's basketball (995 and above) and women's basketball (995 and above). Additionally, all 14 U-M men's varsity athletic teams recorded perfect scores while 10 of the 15 women's varsity teams also earned perfect scores. [Title]

Output: Hard to argue with excellence


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Well, not quite like Stanford. That was more akin to Purdue beating this year's OSU team by 3 touchdowns. Stanford was damn awful. My guess is we struggle early, but finish a lot like Arkansas did last year--a seriously terrifying team that's more or less figured it out. 8-4 sounds about right, it's a question of how we get there. [Title]

Output: Well, not quite like


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Woody Hayes famously had a listed phone number for his whole career. [Title]

Output: Woody Hayes famously had a


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The deviations are the only way to keep the show going without spoiling the eventual books. Remember that. HBO can't wait another 7 years for Martin to finish the books. The alternative is to modify the plot. Get over it. [Title]

Output: The deviations are the only


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Body] We're going to need to find a quarterback to hit 10 wins. We could easily be 2-2 coming into Big 10 play. 8 wins is pretty realistic is Rudock learns the offense. 10 would probably require the light to come on for Morris sometime this offseason. We've got a nice defense and should be fine in the running game. That's not going to beat MSU or OSU though. Add in some early season struggles and 10 gets hard to reach very quickly. [Title]

Output: We're going to need to find a


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Cardale Jones may have a fall from grace this year. He's not very accurate and not very fast. Sure, he's a tank, but so are all the NFL defenders. If Braxton Miller and JT Barrett are healthy, Jones is probably the third best quarterback on that roster. [Title]

Output: Cardale Jones may have a fall


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Without due process for the accused, universities are essentially presuming guilt. Having a standard based on preponderance of evidence doesn't matter in a kangaroo court. [Title]

Output: Without due process for the


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Schools don't need to act as a judicial system. They could maybe try to reduce some of the contributing factors, like alcohol abuse. There's definitely responsibility for the university, just not afterwards. They need to focus on prevention,counseling, and encouraging reporting. Lawyers and police should focus on investigation. [Title]

Output: Schools don't need to act as


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It's not that simple. The guy here had a high-end job offer that he won't get now. He probably can't get a degree anywhere without openly discussing why he was expelled, which means he won't be admitted anywhere. Basically, it's ruining this kid's life without any type of due process and what is essentially a presumption of guilt.. That's not okay. [Title]

Output: It's not that simple. The guy


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Body] There aren't 10 linemen or 6 receivers on this team who are ready to play. The top 5 linemen are going to be fine. If anything, Morris looked better than I thought he would. [Title]

Output: There aren't 10 linemen or 6


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Countess almost killed him. [Title]

Output: Countess almost killed him.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Biggest takeaway is Michigan doesn't have 10 linemen or 6 receivers who are ready to play. Depth is still pretty thin over there. If the line stays healthy and Ruddock or Morris can play, we'll be good. Otherwise, it's going to be a lot of hoping for the ball to bounce our way in low-scoring games. [Title]

Output: Biggest takeaway is Michigan


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I am more concerned with not sucking at football. [Title]

Output: I am more concerned with not


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Really? He's the honest one. He does more or less exactly what he tells recruits. They are sharing playing time among 9-10 enormously talented players. He could have screwed the bottom 3-4 and left them riding the bench after promising them the world. I have zero problem with what he is doing at Kentucky. Everyone else talks publicly about fighting for dear alma mater, but privately tells recruits he'll get them to the NBA. Caliperi is honest and everyone hates him for it. [Title]

Output: Really? He's the honest one.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Private websites cannot, by definition, censor. Only governments can do that. [Title]

Output: Private websites cannot, by


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Totally agree. I lived just off Stadium near the middle school for a couple years. Easy 15-20 minute walk. There won't be anywhere near the same level of traffic either [Title]

Output: Totally agree. I lived just


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Cutting the cord discussions here always involve figuring out how to get someone else to pay for content, not actually cutting the cord. If you want ESPN, BTN, and HBO you'll probably end up paying more than you are for cable, but at least there are real options now. My real issue is I have only one option for Internet. If I could get Fios, I would cut the cord and save $40+ per month. Since I have to pay Comcast for Internet, cutting the TV cord isn't really valuable. [Title]

Output: Cutting the cord discussions


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Oberon is nostalgia. Pure and simple. [Title]

Output: Oberon is nostalgia. Pure and


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Body] College Writing in 12th grade was the most important class I ever took. That, and a case-based course on how to not be an idiot could change the world. [Title]

Output: College Writing in 12th grade


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It went wrong the first time someone saw 9 guys on a punt return. [Title]

Output: It went wrong the first time


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The difference in mathematics is there is ultimately an answer, whereas there is usually only theory in the humanities. If you prove Fermat's last theorem in a novel way, it isn't real disputable. I can dispute the theory of any eminent researcher all day. [Title]

Output: The difference in mathematics


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Well, MBAs would assume BBAs exist to take up MBA meeting rooms. Just be honest about your goals. Someone else mentioned you probably can't write anything actually unique. The readers are looking for clarity of purpose and prose. Can you clearly state an idea and back it up? [Title]

Output: Well, MBAs would assume BBAs


Input: [Date] 18 hours 2 min ago [Title] No, just awesome tasting. [Body]

Output: No, just awesome tasting. Went during my honeymoon. We'll probably never go back, but it was a cool experience. They're actually the most approachable haute restaurant I've heard about.


Input: [Date] 22 hours 11 min ago [Title] The brioche at The French [Body]

Output: The brioche at The French Laundry. Just amazing.


Input: [Date] 4 days 40 min ago [Title] I'm not sure I get it. Can [Body]

Output: I'm not sure I get it. Can you be clearer?


Input: [Date] 1 week 17 hours ago [Title] Don't eat any raw chicken. [Body]

Output: Don't eat any raw chicken.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] So we're assuming they're as [Body]

Output: So we're assuming they're as good today as they were then? Henne Wheatley Terrell Woodson Yost I would have happily taken Drew Henson for $1 and added Bo. Most teams were so bad when Yost was coaching that it wasn't really a fair fight. The alternative is Brady, Wheatley, Edwards, Woodson, and Harbaugh. Really poor job allocating dollars, Freep.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Maize and no alternates. [Body]

Output: Maize and no alternates.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Disagree. The 76ers have a [Body]

Output: Disagree. The 76ers have a smart plan if the goal is to win big. The 49ers and the Raiders are possibly 1 and 2 in the awful franchise department.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] For me, Vinology is the best [Body]

Output: For me, Vinology is the best meal in the city. I always found Chop House overrated. Fleming's serves a significantly better steak.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] Hard to argue with excellence [Body]

Output: Hard to argue with excellence unless you make a grammar mistake in the press release... During the 2014-15 academic year, Michigan was the only school to achieve exemplary Academic Progress Rate (APR) marks from the NCAA in football (above 990), men's basketball (995 and above) and women's basketball (995 and above). Additionally, all 14 U-M men's varsity athletic teams recorded perfect scores while 10 of the 15 women's varsity teams also earned perfect scores.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Well, not quite like [Body]

Output: Well, not quite like Stanford. That was more akin to Purdue beating this year's OSU team by 3 touchdowns. Stanford was damn awful. My guess is we struggle early, but finish a lot like Arkansas did last year--a seriously terrifying team that's more or less figured it out. 8-4 sounds about right, it's a question of how we get there.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Woody Hayes famously had a [Body]

Output: Woody Hayes famously had a listed phone number for his whole career.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] The deviations are the only [Body]

Output: The deviations are the only way to keep the show going without spoiling the eventual books. Remember that. HBO can't wait another 7 years for Martin to finish the books. The alternative is to modify the plot. Get over it.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] We're going to need to find a [Body]

Output: We're going to need to find a quarterback to hit 10 wins. We could easily be 2-2 coming into Big 10 play. 8 wins is pretty realistic is Rudock learns the offense. 10 would probably require the light to come on for Morris sometime this offseason. We've got a nice defense and should be fine in the running game. That's not going to beat MSU or OSU though. Add in some early season struggles and 10 gets hard to reach very quickly.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Cardale Jones may have a fall [Body]

Output: Cardale Jones may have a fall from grace this year. He's not very accurate and not very fast. Sure, he's a tank, but so are all the NFL defenders. If Braxton Miller and JT Barrett are healthy, Jones is probably the third best quarterback on that roster.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Without due process for the [Body]

Output: Without due process for the accused, universities are essentially presuming guilt. Having a standard based on preponderance of evidence doesn't matter in a kangaroo court.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Schools don't need to act as [Body]

Output: Schools don't need to act as a judicial system. They could maybe try to reduce some of the contributing factors, like alcohol abuse. There's definitely responsibility for the university, just not afterwards. They need to focus on prevention,counseling, and encouraging reporting. Lawyers and police should focus on investigation.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's not that simple. The guy [Body]

Output: It's not that simple. The guy here had a high-end job offer that he won't get now. He probably can't get a degree anywhere without openly discussing why he was expelled, which means he won't be admitted anywhere. Basically, it's ruining this kid's life without any type of due process and what is essentially a presumption of guilt.. That's not okay.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] There aren't 10 linemen or 6 [Body]

Output: There aren't 10 linemen or 6 receivers on this team who are ready to play. The top 5 linemen are going to be fine. If anything, Morris looked better than I thought he would.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Countess almost killed him. [Body]

Output: Countess almost killed him.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Biggest takeaway is Michigan [Body]

Output: Biggest takeaway is Michigan doesn't have 10 linemen or 6 receivers who are ready to play. Depth is still pretty thin over there. If the line stays healthy and Ruddock or Morris can play, we'll be good. Otherwise, it's going to be a lot of hoping for the ball to bounce our way in low-scoring games.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I am more concerned with not [Body]

Output: I am more concerned with not sucking at football.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Really? He's the honest one. [Body]

Output: Really? He's the honest one. He does more or less exactly what he tells recruits. They are sharing playing time among 9-10 enormously talented players. He could have screwed the bottom 3-4 and left them riding the bench after promising them the world. I have zero problem with what he is doing at Kentucky. Everyone else talks publicly about fighting for dear alma mater, but privately tells recruits he'll get them to the NBA. Caliperi is honest and everyone hates him for it.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Private websites cannot, by [Body]

Output: Private websites cannot, by definition, censor. Only governments can do that.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Totally agree. I lived just [Body]

Output: Totally agree. I lived just off Stadium near the middle school for a couple years. Easy 15-20 minute walk. There won't be anywhere near the same level of traffic either


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Cutting the cord discussions [Body]

Output: Cutting the cord discussions here always involve figuring out how to get someone else to pay for content, not actually cutting the cord. If you want ESPN, BTN, and HBO you'll probably end up paying more than you are for cable, but at least there are real options now. My real issue is I have only one option for Internet. If I could get Fios, I would cut the cord and save $40+ per month. Since I have to pay Comcast for Internet, cutting the TV cord isn't really valuable.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Oberon is nostalgia. Pure and [Body]

Output: Oberon is nostalgia. Pure and simple.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] College Writing in 12th grade [Body]

Output: College Writing in 12th grade was the most important class I ever took. That, and a case-based course on how to not be an idiot could change the world.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It went wrong the first time [Body]

Output: It went wrong the first time someone saw 9 guys on a punt return.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The difference in mathematics [Body]

Output: The difference in mathematics is there is ultimately an answer, whereas there is usually only theory in the humanities. If you prove Fermat's last theorem in a novel way, it isn't real disputable. I can dispute the theory of any eminent researcher all day.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Well, MBAs would assume BBAs [Body]

Output: Well, MBAs would assume BBAs exist to take up MBA meeting rooms. Just be honest about your goals. Someone else mentioned you probably can't write anything actually unique. The readers are looking for clarity of purpose and prose. Can you clearly state an idea and back it up?


Input: [Date] 1 day 22 hours ago [Title] What's your most average day [Body]

Output: What's your most average day ever? The day in which everything more or less happened pretty much as you expected it would with no surprises?


Input: [Date] 1 day 23 hours ago [Title] The old Cleveland Muni [Body]

Output: The old Cleveland Muni stadium and it's not even close. Old, smelly, shitty sight-lines and everybody in the place seemed to be drunk and want to fight. On second thought I think I just described myself.


Input: [Date] 1 day 23 hours ago [Title] Look who's here! [Body]

Output: Taking time off to mingle with the great unwashed I see... /s


Input: [Date] 2 days 37 min ago [Title] Maybe..... [Body]

Output: The thing is with Mke Leach talking this could very well be a goof and not seriously what he thinks. He does tend to have a pretty good sense of humor.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Yeah you sure dont want to [Body]

Output: Yeah you sure dont want to lose to Virginia Tech that's for sure. Losing to them, even early in the season, will probably end any hope they'd have of making the playoffs. Oh wait. Nevermind.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Same reason we prefer shitty [Body]

Output: Same reason we prefer shitty beer & hamburgers my friend. Marketing.


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Title] WTF? [Body]

Output: This is disgusting and shameful even for OSU. "The Holocaust song, called “Goodbye Kramer,” whose lyrics haven't been previously disclosed, includes lines about Nazi soldiers “searching for people livin’ in their neighbor’s attic,” and a “small town Jew…who took the cattle train to you know where.” It was written to be sung to the tune of the 1981 Journey hit “Don’t Stop Believin’.


Input: [Date] 2 days 21 hours ago [Title] That's fantastic WolvinLA. [Body]

Output: That's fantastic WolvinLA. Nice house, pretty wife and good looking grill. Good job!


Input: [Date] 3 days 2 min ago [Title] I'm only asking this WD [Body]

Output: I'm only asking this WD because I know you'll know via the well-known Superbooks. Have we ever had a LB wear #3?


Input: [Date] 3 days 3 hours ago [Title] FWIW I personally dislike the [Body]

Output: FWIW I personally dislike the concept of retiring jerseys. While I think the entire Legends Jersey conept was screwed up in implementaion, it was nice seeing #21 back on the field again. And I look forward to seeing #1 on a stud WR just like I'd like to see #2 on a great DB. I'm reminded of the great players of the past whenever I see somebody wearing a particular number (sorry all #7's are compared to Ricky Leach in my brain) and I don't see why we'd want that to end. I don't want us to go all New York Yankees so incoming players have to wear numbers like 61.5 or something cause everything else is now considered "sacred." Put a wall of honor or something up on the luxury boxes if we want to honor somebody (like Charles) further. But leave their numbers available for subsequent generations.


Input: [Date] 3 days 3 hours ago [Title] I would strongly encourage [Body]

Output: I would strongly encourage anybody in the DC area to attend if you are able. These "roadshows" are a great opportunity to hear Brian speak (he tends to be a bit more candid when it's not in writing) and you'll meet a lot of your fellow MGoBloggers in person too.


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Title] Why doenst anyone ask Roger [Body]

Output: Why doenst anyone ask Roger why HE refused to turn over his own cell phone during the Ray Rice "discipline" investigation? Why were the rules and presumed guilt different for the commish than for Brady? Look this witch hunt is fueled largely by jelousy from other teams over the Pats success and their desire to knock them down a peg or two. The two owners pushing the hardest for this to be upheld are Irsay (drug addict) and Bisciotti (who lobbied HARD for the Rice hand slap). What's even more galling are the various "NFL Insiders" who are pushing the party line that Brady MUST have done it, why else would he destroy his cell phone, who are nothing more than paid shills for the shield. Journalistic integrity and those pesky facts be dammed. Good for Tom to come out swinging and swing hard.


Input: [Date] 3 days 6 hours ago [Title] I think Witz57 is bang on. I [Body]

Output: I think Witz57 is bang on. I coached youth football for over 10 years with my two older boys but knowing now what I know about the cumulative effect of concussions I am NOT letting my 10 year old play until he's in 7th grade. That's five years, more or less, of reduced exposure to hits but also reduced exposure to learning so my guess is it's doubtful he'll want to play when he gets there and that's ok with me. The rest of your points: coaches, crazy parents, etc are also right on the money as well. Great post.


Input: [Date] 3 days 22 hours ago [Title] It's up [Body]

Output: Take it from somebody who knows. Changing of avatars is not an easy process around here. Unless your WD. And in that case you simply get your graphic design team to do it for you.


Input: [Date] 4 days 1 hour ago [Title] The uniforms I like (all [Body]

Output: The uniforms I like (all white) were worn in 73-75. Those teams went 28-3-3 and outscored their opponents 978 - 273. Can we change back to that? Is that solid enough for you?


Input: [Date] 4 days 2 hours ago [Title] Let's see...... Starting [Body]

Output: Let's see...... Starting going to games in the early 70's when my brother was in dental school. Went to all games between 78-81 when in school and then again from 1987 to 2013 when I had season tickets so I guess the exact number would be a shit-ton. Or maybe a fuckload. Not sure exactly because I have to substract some bowl games we lost that I went to.


Input: [Date] 4 days 3 hours ago [Title] From your mouth to Bo's ears [Body]

Output: I'll turn into WD for a day if they actually do bring these back. I've been wanting to see them again for a long, long time.


Input: [Date] 4 days 3 hours ago [Title] Fastest Car 1/4 mile: 1965 [Body]

Output: Fastest Car 1/4 mile: 1965 GTO That car had a 389, tri-power, 4 speed and a 4:11 rear end. I had to shift out of first at 28 MPH and the top end was only about 100 or so but man oh man did we get there in a hurry. My 4 year old daughter at the time didnt like to ride in it because when I shifted "her neck got hurt" from the car sitting down and then exploding forward. And if you've never hear the sound of full throat Poncho tri-power you havent really lived. Fastest Car Top End: 2009 Cadillac CTS-V Offically listed at 580 HP but rumors said GM purposively under rated the HP as dino tests showed it well over 600 which is legitimately insane for a sedan. The car was supercharged (no spooling lag when you stomped it) and the power band was in the 50-130MPH range. I loved when dudes driving their hemi Challengers rolled up and wanted a go. All they saw was the tail lense of that Caddy as you literally had to hold on to something as it accelerated past 100. I think Car & Driver claimed the car could bump 200 MPH but my balls werent big enough to see that number. Fastest I got the car up to was 150 and my toes still curl thinking about that ride. Slowest Car: My wife's 2012 Mazda CX5 No power whatsover at any speed and in any circumstance. And the whine of the 4 banger when you floor it can only be described as annoying. To make matters worse she has personal tags "JillJoy" (her name) and a big "Inshapemom.com" sticker across the back window. I can tell you that when I have to drive it the looks I get from dudes passing me are priceless. You can see the dissapointment (and subsequent laughter) when they realize it's a guy driving the car and not a chick.


Input: [Date] 4 days 4 hours ago [Title] Stockholm Snydrome [Body]

Output: Stockholm Snydrome


Input: [Date] 4 days 19 hours ago [Title] I noticed Michigan was [Body]

Output: I noticed Michigan was playing a team wearing red and white called "Wisc" that was a big W on their helmets. Who the hell is that?


Input: [Date] 4 days 19 hours ago [Title] Boy truer words have never [Body]

Output: Boy truer words have never been spoken. Or have they? Chocolate. But then the color orange and my Chevy truck were not all that they seemed to be now are they? And for that I thank her.


Input: [Date] 5 days 21 hours ago [Title] Common....who among us can [Body]

Output: Common....who among us can honestly say they haven't set fire to a family members garage because they wouldn't have sex with us? I know I'm sure not throwing the first rock in that particular glass house.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: York comparing Tomsula (who just might be the dumbest person I have ever had the pleasure of watching being interviewed) to Steve Kerr (who might be one of the brighest minds in the NBA) is nothing short of hilarious.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] Dennis was our version of this [Body]

Output: Lots of hype - lots of flash but sadly, not much in the way of production. Seemed like a good dude, I join others in wishing him well


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] Cause I grew up in Pontiac. [Body]

Output: Cause I grew up in Pontiac. Actually I forgot the Lions-they would be ahead off the Wings on my list and right behind the Browns. Lived here in Ohio since 87 but I'm I Michigander at heart.


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] 1. Michigan football2. [Body]

Output: 1. Michigan football 2. Michigan basketball 3. Cleveland Cavs basketball 4. Cleveland Browns football 5. Detroit Red Wing hockey 6. Detroit Tigers baseball 7. Michigan woman's softball 8. Michigan hockey 9. Jeff Gordon NASCAR


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Adidas not cool you say? [Body]

Output: Well MY generation loves, loves, LOVES us some Adidas.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] As one of the more vocal "why [Body]

Output: As one of the more vocal "why are they doing this shit again" posters re Draftegeddon I can say that BiSB's explanation of the concept makes me look at it completely differently and now I actually kinda enjoyed it. Previously I looked at it as I would a fantasy football draft (the title of the piece sort of makes you think that) and it made zero sense to me. Why would anybody be picking offensive & defensive lineman for God's sake? Now it's just a B1G players preview with snark!


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] I read the article and [Body]

Output: I read the article and thought his analysis was bang-on. Care to share which part of it you took issue with? Look the message is painful but true. Our OL SUCKED two years ago and got a little better last year but still has a long way to go. And I dont care if the author of that statement is the corpse of Woody Hayes himself - it's sadly true.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] The author of this article [Body]

Output: The author of this article completely screwed this up. If it was based on the rankings he would simply apply to more widely used national criteria to the regional schools. Even a "top" ranked regional school would struggle to make the top 75. Creighton accepts 80 percent of its students and as a 25 percentile ACT score of 24. It isn't some academic powerhouse.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] They offered Pallante a full [Body]

Output: They offered Pallante a full scholarship and had Williams as a backup but he chose ND. Maybe there weren't any other sleeper DEs that they liked in the class. I doubt that they just didn't consider backup options.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] That makes more sense. From [Body]

Output: That makes more sense. From the OP I thought you were looking into buying gold as an "investment".


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] I don't know how you can [Body]

Output: I don't know how you can claim it stays pretty stable when it lost around 30 percent of its value in 2013.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Why would you buy gold? [Body]

Output: Why would you buy gold?


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Surely what you mean is that [Body]

Output: Surely what you mean is that you don't have any memories of buying a drink at Ricks until after you graduated?


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] I disagree with the "major [Body]

Output: I disagree with the "major diversity" suggestion. I think it would only reward schools that offer a large group of academically questionable majors. Remember when Ohio State was making fun of Michigan for having so many kids concentrating on General Studies while they players majoring in "Family Resource Management" and "Sports and Leisure Studies". Furthermore, kids who didn't care would still be pushed into random majors. I think it is actually beneficial to put players who don't have a specific interest into concentrations like General Studies at Michigan, Business at Notre Dame, or Science, Technology, and Society at Stanford (info from old mgoblog article "Destroy Harbaugh"). It gives them a manageable selection of classes(considering their intense athletic schedules) and allows them to take classes with their peers while offering them exposure to college level courses and helping them build basic communication/analytical skills. If they fail to make it in football and desire a more specific education at a later time, schools should offer them a full-ride and admissions help to a grad program of their choosing. If anything, I think the NCAA should push to standardize education for atheletes across schools and ensure that athletes meet some core set of criteria in their coursework. Granting Terrell Pryor the status of Academic All-American is a greater mockery of college athletics than pushing kids towards a more managable course of action.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Which RB coaches would have [Body]

Output: Which RB coaches would have made any of the RR-era backs into multiyear NFL players? Touissant's injury pretty much ended his NFL hopes. V Smith was never going to make in the NFL. STEVE SLATON IS NOT IN THE NFL. Does Rich Rod have any RBs currently in the NFL? Rawls was just a body in the 1 month 2011 class. Jackson hyped him up. Jackson hypes everyone up. Justice Hayes is still under 200 pounds. Hayes will still be a RS Jr. He looked pretty good in the bowl game, even if he is moving to slot. Drake Johnson, who was supposedly very raw coming out of HS, was competiting for the starting job. I thought Smith and Green improved a good amount over the course of the year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] He must not be a big Under [Body]

Output: He must not be a big Under Armour fan.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] It is also important to have [Body]

Output: It is also important to have 3 scholarship-worthy athletes at QB. So far, the 2011 QB class has been underwhelming. What QB would you have taken that you would feel comfortable starting as a RS Fr? Would it help the 2013 team to take another Bellomy-level talent over a guy like Willie Henry/Dennis Norfleet(last minute guys who are major contributors)?


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] We didn't have relatively [Body]

Output: We didn't have relatively few. Last year we had 4 all B1G and this year we have three. Considering there are 12 teams and only 26 spots, we had a good amount relatively.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] The 2011 team ran the ball [Body]

Output: The 2011 team ran the ball pretty well. They also won a big road game against Virginia Tech.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] How is there a lack of demand [Body]

Output: How is there a lack of demand if the tickets are still over 100 dollars? There have been a few Michigan games were it was difficult to give student tickets away.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] It's supposed to be amateur [Body]

Output: It's supposed to be amateur athletics. Players who wish to be paid according to their free market value you can try to do so elsewhere or lobby the NFL to drop their ridiculous restrictions


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] He could still get a pay [Body]

Output: He could still get a pay raise by leaving. If texas offers him 15 million a year, he turns them down, an they offer their second choice 7 million a year, Alabama would only have to pay him 7.1 million.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Doesn't the BWW pick before [Body]

Output: Doesn't the BWW pick before the Gator this year?


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] What are you talking about? [Body]

Output: What are you talking about? Pretty much every coach hired into the league is a former coordinator/assistant. UW and Colorado hired coaches from weaker conferences(though petersen is a much bigger name that any MAC coach). Arizona and WSU took chances on disgraced offensive gurus and ASU hired Graham. UCLA snagged a twice fired former NFL HC.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Amazon's CyberMonday site is [Body]

Output: Amazon's CyberMonday site is pretty sweet, especially for electronics. I pretty much just checkin on the deals on it all day. There are/were some really cheap TVs if someone is looking to pickup a second TV for their bedroom or something.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Most of those guys appeared [Body]

Output: Most of those guys appeared compotent and to not struggle starting next to other veteran players. Schofield looks terrible this year and many people are saying Lewan actually isn't that great. How many times in Michigan history have we had this many young guys playing side by side on the OL/TE/FB positions?


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Set for years? Isn't Guiton a [Body]

Output: Set for years? Isn't Guiton a senior and Braxton a sophomore?


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] So we can lose the extra [Body]

Output: So we can lose the extra practices?


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Yeah they don't usually lose [Body]

Output: Yeah they don't usually lose to less talented ND, Nebraska, Iowa, etc. teams almost every year. God bless you man, hmmmmmmmmm,


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] It is one thing if talented [Body]

Output: It is one thing if talented underclassman beat out multiple more experienced players for a starting position. Michigan has three young guys right next to each other on the interior that are pretty much playing their by default.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Or we win out, they lose in [Body]

Output: Or we win out, they lose in the CCG, and we go to a BCS bowl while they go to the Outback bowl or something.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] He had won an NC with LSU but [Body]

Output: He had won an NC with LSU but not many would have said he was the best coach in CFB in 2007.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Did watch FSU in 2011 when [Body]

Output: Did watch FSU in 2011 when those "veterans" were playing for the first time? They went 8-4 with losses to Virginia and Wake Forest with a defense that was more talented than ours.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] If your avatar pic is of [Body]

Output: If your avatar pic is of yourself you need to stop dressing like an ass. Drives me crazy. No headset. You look like an idiot. You look like a 3rd grader whose parents bought him clothing a size to big because they didn't care about how it looked and he would someday grow into them. Also, I don't know why you 'quoted' toughness and your puns are week.* *no.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Yeah Michigan never performs [Body]

Output: Yeah Michigan never performs well at home.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] They both had *a freshman [Body]

Output: They both had *a freshman starter.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Young OL can contribute. [Body]

Output: Young OL can contribute. However, the odds that 3 young OL playing adjacent to each other against the best D in the country on the road are going not play terribly are pretty low.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Don't know if it's just the TV, but this game seems to have so much more energy than the rose bowl. Can't imagine the shit show these two fan bases have combined to make. [Title]

Output: sugar bowl atmosphere


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Harbaugh fired one of his best friends after Stanford's 1st winning season in years. If Hogan is transferring and Harbaugh believes he makes us better than it's going to happen. However, I don't think he would try to steal/poach him if he's not dead set on leaving Stanford. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh fired one of his


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Read the article. Not sure what I'm supposed to be mad about. [Title]

Output: Read the article. Not sure


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Believe his favorite quoite is about having a team that competes with enthusiasm unknown to mankind. [Title]

Output: Believe his favorite quoite


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] When Harbaugh was at Stanford he would do a draft the day before the game. Sounds like it will be a real Spring game. Though I would easily watch Harbaugh coach punters like in years past. http://www.stanforddaily.com/2010/04/11/stanford-football-drafts-spring-game-rosters/ [Title]

Output: When Harbaugh was at Stanford


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] It's BS. The league's policy states that no employer club may grant another club permission to discuss employment with its head coach for the current or a future season until the end of the season. The coach is prohibited from discussing employment with another team, and no club may request permission to discuss employment with a coach from another team. source- http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/49ers-cant-trade-harbaugh-until-after-season [Title]

Output: It's BS. "The league’s


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Florida's D was dominant against Missouri. Held them to 119 total yards. However, everything else was impossibly bad. [Title]

Output: Florida's D was dominant


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Another one from ways back https://www.sandiegofamily.com/resources/san-diego-heroes/1303-interview-with-jim-harbaugh [Title]

Output: Another one from ways back


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Another one from ways back ( https://www.sandiegofamily.com/resources/san-diego-heroes/1303-interview-with-jim-harbaugh ) [Title]

Output: Another one from ways back


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 6 days ago [Body] same with me. In section 21 I was able to stream the Penn State game before kickoff and the Ohio state game during the 4th quarter. [Title]

Output: same with me. In section 21 I


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] Other Starting pg's-Beverley, Felton, Rubio, even Trey are all comparable athletes to Walton. If he makes a sophomore leap similar to Morris, there's no reason he couldn't go pro as early as next year. The way I see it playing out: Walton, Irvin, and Chatman will all have decisions to make and LeVert should plan on going pro next season. Heck, even Mark Donnal and DJ Wilson could be pro prospects within two years. [Title]

Output: Other Starting pg's


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] felt like when Gallon started the game with an 80+ yard catch the crowd got really into it. Than there was the fight and it was utter bedlam for the next 3 quarters. I definitely think "consistently " is the perfect word because the crowd really was into it for the whole game. I thought it was way louder than UTL 2 but not as loud as the 4th quarter of UTL1. From the time I was in the stadium till the second OSU intercepted the 2 point conversion it may have been thebest atmosphere i've seen at the big house. [Title]

Output: felt like when Gallon started


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] Couldn't agree more with this. Today's game was nothing like 2009, probably 20% OSU fans and they had no impact on the game. From start to finish, I thought this was one of the best crowds in the last 10 years. [Title]

Output: Couldn't agree more with


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] When I was walking into the stadium, an OSU student was so drunk she attempted to swipe her OSU ID through the Ticket scanners. Mind you this wasn't the student entrance, and she had no clue where her ticket was/what a ticket is. After trying to plead her case that the ticket was in the ID, the guy scanning tickets motioned for a police officer to come over. The girl decided to make a break for it. This didn't go well. she couldn't figure out how the turnstyle worked and attempted to go under it. This was surprisingly successful until it came to getting back up. Not sure how the story ended, but I imagine she took a nice ride to U of M hospital. [Title]

Output: When I was walking into the


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] From start to finish, it was one of the best atmospheres I've seen at Michigan stadium. Crowd was so engaged from the beginning, and after the fight it was just wild. Also, there wasn't nearly as much red as 2009, probably 20-25% which isn't great, but I was expecting worse. Been to every Michigan-OSU home game since 2001, and I can't recall a time the crowd "brought it" the whole damn game. I wouldn't trade that experience for anything.( well except a win of course) [Title]

Output: From start to finish, it was


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] I'd agree that McGary should start getting the majority of the minutes, but I think it's unnecessary to start him and risk picking up an early foul. . Even if Morgan is hurt, I think Beilein starts Horford (already did it in the 2nd half of the Ilinois game) In the end, McGary will play more minutes and finish the game as long as his foul situation allow him to. [Title]

Output: start Horford


Input: [Date] 3 years 42 weeks ago [Body] thank you for doing this! [Title]

Output: thank you for doing this!


Input: [Date] 3 years 44 weeks ago [Body] To be fair, the BCS has gotten the top 2 teams in the national championship every year. They really never fucked anything up as far as I can recall. [Title]

Output: To be fair, the BCS has


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] I agree with your thoughts [Title]

Output: I agree with your thoughts


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] That's what you hope for but the defense hasn't shown much to make me believe this. The front 4 hasn't gotten to the qb all year, which means we're going to have to blitz. I'm not against blitzing, but with our secondary we are bound to get burned on deep routes. I can easily see sd st putting up 30+ points. Hopefully we continue to force turnovers. This game going to be a shootout [Title]

Output: That's what you hope for but


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] those announcers sucked. i wish herbstreit called every game. [Title]

Output: those announcers sucked. i


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] lsu is overrated. they dont have a good offense. The only reason lsu beat oregon was because james and barner were injured for a portion of the game and the freshman made 2 big mistakes. [Title]

Output: lsu is overrated. they dont


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] I would also like to see an up/down vote button on comments, something similar to reddit [Title]

Output: I would also like to see an


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Borges said in the post game interview it was hoke's call. Hoke's comment was somthing like i dont feel safe about a lead until the clock is :00. Reguardless, it was a 20+ point lead I think gadner should have been in. [Title]

Output: Borges said in the post game


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Im sick of hearing all this talk from the media and the duo that announced the game campaing for smith to be our every down back. Yes he had a good game, but it was against a bad defence and we've seen the last few years he doesnt have break away speed. That's not discrediting his shifty moves and superb blocking, i just think he should continue to be our 3rd down back which fits perfectly with his skill set. [Title]

Output: Smith is not an every down back


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] We were going no where in 08, the next 2 years we have a chance to win the B10 title (depending on how well the defense plays). Thus we have to give our players the chance to best succeed, so if that means using denard more in the shotgun (which i think we should) so be it. You play to win the game [Title]

Output: Completely agree


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Body] The most underratted deli in ann arbor has to be Del Bellos. The sandwichs are huge and very cheap for what you get. [Title]

Output: Most underrated deli


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Body] The recivers had to block all the time last year [Title]

Output: Borges' quote is complete bs


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Body] When recruit Noah Spence says, "The school has to include my parents" what does that mean? Any ideas? [Title]

Output: Including parents


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Body] completly agree with your thinking. [Title]

Output: agree


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Wow, he's a big boy with agility! [Title]

Output: Pike..


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] :) [Title]

Output: Yea


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Hoke wants to bring competition at every position, seems like the same stuff RR preached for three years. [Title]

Output: Competition


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] well said. completly agree [Title]

Output: amen


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Nothing really new to add what has already been said, but he definetly has the size & physical attitude needed to excel at the next level. The tipping point will be the developement of his fundamentals (blocking, footwork, ball security, etc). [Title]

Output: technique


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Body] The Dr Philips video from the Orlando Sentenial wasn't loading for me. For others who had the same problem here's the link. [Title]

Output: Dr Philips Video not loading


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] The ticket that came with football is good. The email was for people that purchased additional tickets. [Title]

Output: its good


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] After watching the offensive plays, I honestly don't think we played that poorly. Yes there were brain farts in the red zone and plenty of dropped passes, but for every one of denard's interceptions the intended receiver was open. It's an execution problem (hesitation, poor throw, etc) which can be fixed. How different this game could have been if we scored tds on our first two possessions. [Title]

Output: Offense wasn't that bad


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Body] I would like a comment ranking system like reddit - users vote on comments and the ones with the highest rating, presumably the ones that add value, appear at the top of the page. [Title]

Output: vote up/down comments


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Body] allow "on the fly" substitutions like hockey [Title]

Output: allow "on the fly"


Input: [Date] 5 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Gruden is owning Kiper. [Title]

Output: Gruden is owning Kiper.


Input: [Date] 5 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Hagerup will definitely be the punter. As for the kicker, I was really impressed with Justin Meram's performance at the spring game. He is a captain and the leading goal scorer on the soccer team. I wouldn't be surprised if he won the starting job. [Title]

Output: Hagerup will definitely be


Input: [Date] 5 years 15 weeks ago [Body] here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdnO13QiRc&feature=related kid definitely has some speed [Title]

Output: highlight video


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I really hope he's drafted by a competitive team [Title]

Output: I really hope he's drafted by


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/hockey-game-ann-arbor-bars [Title]

Output: discussed yesterday


Input: [Date] 6 years 1 week ago [Body] Some of you might hate this song but i really like it. I can't think of any football team that has it - Chelsea Dagger by Fratellis. If not i think a upbeat techno song would be awesome. [Title]

Output: Some of you might hate this


Input: [Date] 3 days 16 hours ago [Title] Thanks. They are in touch now [Body]

Output: Thanks. They are in touch now thanks to the gmail address he provided. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 16 hours ago [Title] Way to respect the ñ! [Body]

Output: Way to respect the ñ! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 17 hours ago [Title] I just sent you an email to [Body]

Output: I just sent you an email to that address and cc'd their grandson. Thanks for posting and thank your friend as well. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 17 hours ago [Title] I texted their grandson (41 [Body]

Output: I texted their grandson (41 yr old) and he confirmed its them. His grandparents just moved. He said he would tell his Dad but if you want to give me a way to contact your friend I'll have pass it along. Is there a way to send a private message on the blog? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 days 17 hours ago [Title] I know their grandson [Body]

Output: I know their grandson Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] On a regular weekday in the [Body]

Output: On a regular weekday in the summer; price is right or leave it to beaver. In the evening it would be Cheers. No doubt. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Amen. I wish Freddie was [Body]

Output: Amen. I wish Freddie was still alive so I could see them play live. The only reason I went and saw the stones was because they are one of the greats and still alive. Queen would be even better. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Thanks for sharing. While we [Body]

Output: Thanks for sharing. While we are sharing things we don't like: I never liked Bologna. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 41 min ago [Title] This thread is getting... hinky. [Body]

Output: This thread is getting... hinky. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Here is a link to view it. [Body]

Output: Here is a link to view it. It's hilarious: http://youtu.be/ahGqfkvEDhk Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I think it would be kinda [Body]

Output: I think it would be kinda funny to make a video of a bunch of mediocre and terrible celebrity ceremonial pitches (50cent and Fa-Fa Foey) and then end it with Harbaugh's strike. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] I know I'll justify this some [Body]

Output: I know I'll justify this some how because I want to but I understand GoBlueOval's response. I don't like the idea of pressuring a kid to quit. I doubt his teammates want him gone. Couldn't that hurt morale? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Power Rangers RPM (2009) [Body]

Output: Power Rangers RPM (2009) Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] "Fist Full of Yen"... special appearance by Big Jim Slade. [Body]

Output: "Fist Full of Yen"... special appearance by Big Jim Slade. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Enjoy it man. Just be happy with what we get. [Body]

Output: Enjoy it man. Just be happy with what we get. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] It's true. Back in high [Body]

Output: It's true. Back in high school he could throw a football a quarter mile. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Spotted what? [Body]

Output: Spotted what? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 24 min ago [Title] My wife was an olga's [Body]

Output: My wife was an olga's waitress in high school and college. Deep down she still is. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Cumong, man. You have to [Body]

Output: Cumong, man. You have to admit that basketball is not quite to the level of ridiculous that soccer (aka football is). Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I heard if you forward that [Body]

Output: I heard if you forward that letter to 10 people, Bill Gates and Pat Sajak will send you $1,000. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 1 day ago [Title] The Benji Vortex claims he [Body]

Output: The Benji Vortex claims he was in "The Fugitive 2". I don't believe him. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If this group was present I [Body]

Output: If this group was present I don't think I could run. Let alone stand up with a pillow. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Running the Bayshore Marathon in Traverse City. No kids! [Body]

Output: Running the Bayshore Marathon in Traverse City. No kids! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I used to love watching him [Body]

Output: I used to love watching him but over time he seemed to become a cranky self righteous asshole. I'm not surprised he can be an asshole in private. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Well put [Body]

Output: Well put Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Where can u see live updates of this on the phone? [Body]

Output: Where can u see live updates of this on the phone? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Question: If I assume that [Body]

Output: Question: If I assume that Frito Bandito is a cousin of Carlos Spicey Weiner, am I racist? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Pack a lunch and eat it [Body]

Output: Pack a lunch and eat it during your con call. Don't be such a wuss. This is 'Merica. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Racist [Body]

Output: Racist Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I heard his Jimmy runs deep. So deep he put her butt to sleep. [Body]

Output: I heard his Jimmy runs deep. So deep he put her butt to sleep. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] This reminds me of my favorite line in "War Games". [Body]

Output: This reminds me of my favorite line in "War Games". Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] I saw one named, "Download Virus Here" [Body]

Output: I saw one named, "Download Virus Here" Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Oh... Uh... and they haven't [Body]

Output: Oh... Uh... and they haven't been a mediocre program since 2007. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] I love the quote:"I’m in the [Body]

Output: I love the quote: "I’m in the news sweetheart, I will f***ing sue this place,” Since when is someone in the news business seen as important? It should have been: "“I’m in the SPORTS news sweetheart, I will f***ing sue this place,” That sounds even more ridiculous. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Ha [Body]

Output: Ha Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Was your post serious? [Body]

Output: Was your post serious? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Game one is at 4:30 so probably 7:30 or 8:00? [Body]

Output: Game one is at 4:30 so probably 7:30 or 8:00? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] No one will give a crap. I [Body]

Output: No one will give a crap. I remember a few older people in our section. No one cared or treated then any differently. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I hate to break it to you but [Body]

Output: I hate to break it to you but humans aren't robots. Our decision making is based off of logic and emotion. Psychology shouldn't play into it, but it does. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Title] In the mid- to late-nineties [Body]

Output: In the mid- to late-nineties I was doing some of this during grad school and after graduation and I thought I was Gordon Gecko. Turns out the whole market was going up and a monkey could have done what I did. Listen to your friend. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Title] On paper you are correct but [Body]

Output: On paper you are correct but the psychology of knocking off debts frequently and early keeps a person going. That's why they recommend the debt snowball idea. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] That's hilarious [Body]

Output: That's hilarious Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This might be my new favorite gif. Thank you for sharing. [Body]

Output: This might be my new favorite gif. Thank you for sharing. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Way more mature than I was at that age. Wow. [Body]

Output: Way more mature than I was at that age. Wow. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] rood? [Body]

Output: rood? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It looks like someone needs [Body]

Output: It looks like someone needs to nudge Jack. I think he's sleeping. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] Except he stayed in Markley [Body]

Output: Except he stayed in Markley with the real New Yorkers. You were in Alice Lloyd with the mid-westerners cause you were from NJ. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This reminds of the time [Body]

Output: This reminds of the time Derek from Texas called into the Howard Stern show. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] My favorite was Eric the ActorWhat happened to him? [Body]

Output: My favorite was Eric the Actor What happened to him? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Do they come in pleather? [Body]

Output: Do they come in pleather? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Fake airport pickup, fake chow. [Body]

Output: Fake airport pickup, fake chow. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Repeat [Body]

Output: Repeat Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 16 min ago [Title] Great comment [Body]

Output: No, but this whole CC infatuation is unnecessary. Most of the people on here are grown men and we spend our time reading about football way more than things that really are important. I'll pretend to take a crap just so I can sneak away and read searchbits in privacy and not have my kids feel like they are being ignored. It's like fake chow (see benji vortex above). Just trying to kill time until Dec 29th. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 29 min ago [Title] Great comment [Body]

Output: Great comment Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] Sorry. I'm obsessed. I'll [Body]

Output: Sorry. I'm obsessed. I'll admit it. The first step is admitting you have a problem. You click this thread. Would you like to talk about it? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] Oops. USD. [Body]

Output: Oops. USD. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] That made me laugh. See, this thread was worth it. [Body]

Output: That made me laugh. See, this thread was worth it. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Is Harbaugh one of the [Body]

Output: Is Harbaugh one of the candidates for the open football coaching position? Wow. It would be cool to see that happen. #NeedMoarSearchbits! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You don't think he is a class [Body]

Output: You don't think he is a class act? I agree his performance has regressed but that is true of hoke's other quarterback. Devin played receiver when we needed receivers. He got his master degree. He is cited for giving his time to charitable causes like the big brothers. You sound like a bitter whiny OSU fan. "He didn't help my team win games as often I would have liked. I won't see the positive in this young man." Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] You just described Bo. [Body]

Output: You just described Bo. Imagine if Bo was coaching the Cincinatti Bengals or the St. Louis Cardinals (back in the 80s). He's probably be described the same way. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 4 days ago [Title] While watching the m00n game [Body]

Output: While watching the m00n game two weeks ago someone handed me one of these cards and I decided to donate. What the heck. The money goes to charity if he takes the job. It never gets charged if he doesn't. It hasn't grown a whole lot though. https://www.patronicity.com/project/hireharbaugh#/ Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Amen [Body]

Output: Amen Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I heard Judy (Jay's mom) was turned on. [Body]

Output: I heard Judy (Jay's mom) was turned on. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You'd at least expect his [Body]

Output: You'd at least expect his wingman, Blake, to look out for him and have him switch sides of the table and direct that crap towards the popcorn machine. Maybe Blake is just used to sniffin that crap. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Maybe you should try to pick [Body]

Output: Maybe you should try to pick up a book once in a while. Jk. Andy happens to be reading this right now. Otherwise I wouldn't know either. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Anyway the wind blows... gooooong. [Body]

Output: Anyway the wind blows... gooooong. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 3 days ago [Title] We are the same section at [Body]

Output: We are the same section at Counterpunt. We've known him since we were students because we had a falling out with our crazy old landlord: Jackie Epstein and her minion Sofiya Khalid. These two were characters from a bad movie. We used to sit behind a mountain of a man that would also wear a giant fake yellow wig, which made him even more difficult to see over, and I'm 6'2". Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I know a guy who struck out Troy Glaus. [Body]

Output: I know a guy who struck out Troy Glaus. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Have you guys overplayed [Body]

Output: Have you guys overplayed "Jump to Conclusions?" It's a really fun board game. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Great comment. [Body]

Output: Great comment. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yeah. What he said. [Body]

Output: Yeah. What he said. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Geez. Relax bro. [Body]

Output: Geez. Relax bro. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Automated Teller Machine? [Body]

Output: Automated Teller Machine? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] How many different girls did [Body]

Output: How many different girls did Tom Tom sleep with in one day in the Fall of '96? Can you name them in order? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] U gotta be careful. Certain [Body]

Output: U gotta be careful. Certain fingers go in certain holes. If you mix them up you end up "in the gutter." Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Are you Sac's bowling ball lady? [Body]

Output: Are you Sac's bowling ball lady? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Uh... I'm here for the posbang? [Body]

Output: Uh... I'm here for the posbang? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Magic Hat #9 [Body]

Output: Magic Hat #9 Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sac Irvin? How many have u had? It's not true without photos. [Body]

Output: Sac Irvin? How many have u had? It's not true without photos. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad