Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] About the students... [Body]

Output: so you think the students are going to vote in favor of "graduating players and the right way" over winning? Good luck with that... I know when I was in college the moral high ground was of the ultimate importance.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Doesn't make them relevant [Body]

Output: I don't think any of those Ivy league schools are signing $150 million dollar deals with Nike anytime soon. And if you think that doesn't matter.. you're just being naive.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] The answer is winning... [Body]

Output: so your a squeaky clean program and everyone graduates... but you're almost irrelevant in the college football landscape. Welcome to the Ivy League.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] is it asking too much [Body]

Output: to at least have a uniform color of blue across gloves...this cannot be that difficult


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The shade thrown on the Sixers [Body]

Output: is mostly by people who have no real idea how the NBA works, are trying to drum up clicks or are jealous that the 76ers management is giving them the freedom to go through this process. Like the plan or not, they at least have one, and have stuck to it.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Who's we..? [Body]

Output: I think oversigning is a joke that could easily be removed so i find it annoying... as for the rest, I'm very "meh" about all of that because if it got me a National title, i'd be happy.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] If I'm being honest [Body]

Output: I don't really care about this... we dance around the issue all the time but this has become a businesss of winning and doing what it takes to win. I know its not popular but if I am being honest I just want to win and win big and if it takes some corner cutting to do so, I won't complain. Before everyone breaks out the pitch-forks.. obviously there is a line that can be crossed. I just don't think this is that line.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] 2016 or 2017 [Body]

Output: doesnt seem to specify


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Grain of salt [Body]

Output: but the Teddy guy who doesn't get a lot of love on here mentioned DL... he's been spot on for the last 3 committs and one of the first so just leaving it out there.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Was thinking the same... [Body]

Output: There was a lot of shade thrown in that short lived buckle up post...he was also the guy who first mentioned the D Jackson commit.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Jason Peters also [Body]

Output: switched from TE to OT and that worked out pretty ok....


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] To be clear [Body]

Output: i could not possibly care less which company wins the bid but I think I am in the minority with that stance. I also think it matters a lot more to current players / recruits than to the average fan.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] The SEC... does not approve [Body]

Output: "Attaching one's self to a high school 1300 miles away like a dad-jeaned toadstool is by no stretch a "teaching opportunity," as the camps were so designed." http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2015/6/8/8747853/ambivalence-and-the-satelli...


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] WTF [Body]

Output: a 2-star player from Alabama no one heard of before today committed to Michigan almost 20 minutes ago and there's STILL no HELLO post....! Ace must be asleep at the wheel.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If i am the AD at other schools [Body]

Output: I am looking at my head coach and asking.. "why the hell didn't you think to use camps to recruit?" Assuming schools have the money, and lets face it, most do... this seems like a no brainer. Even if it does ruffle a feather or two...


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] First come, first serve [Body]

Output: but if this helps Acccording to @SamWebb77, Johnson was the best LB at the Pratville camp and the coaching staff loved him.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Harbaugh eats liver [Body]

Output: with some fava beans and a nice Kiante...


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Enis just commit? [Body]

Output: per Steve Wiltfong @SWiltfong247 32s 32 seconds ago Winchester (Ind.) RB Kiante Enis commits to #Michigan: http://michigan.247sports.com/


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Pott's isnt an SEC committ [Body]

Output: at least not from what I can see...


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] interesting note [Body]

Output: two newest crystal ball predictions for Michigan (which just came in) are both for players currently at the camp... Enis and Potts


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Does Ace know something we don't... [Body]

Output: he just went on a 2017 crystal ball rampage choosing UM for JaRaymond, Stritzinger and Kelly-Powell all at the same time.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] FWIW Crystal ball [Body]

Output: latest addition to DPJ was to Michigan by a Land Grant guy...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] i now realize [Body]

Output: how awkward the first four words are in that last sentence...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] also of note [Body]

Output: Kenny Williams crystal balls has swung fully in favor of Virginia after an initial Michigan string...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] more dominos [Body]

Output: Kenny Williams crystal ball suddenly turned towards Virginia.... do with that info what you will


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] two words [Body]

Output: guaranteed contracts.... NBA has them, NFL doesn't


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] pretty close [Body]

Output: a consensus 4 star with a +90 rating and offers from Ohio State, Oregon, UCLA....


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I'm going Falcon [Body]

Output: seems to be where the recent cystal ball shots were headed...


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Uhh it's 2015 [Body]

Output: everyone is carrying a camera with them 24/7.... to me while its a bit creppy, this is just par for the course. I don't think this is the first or the last of these kinds of moments.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If only Baylor was in the SEC [Body]

Output: this never would have happened.... they never get caught


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Sorry, what I was trying to [Body]

Output: Sorry, what I was trying to say is that especially at work people try to be civil and respectful of each other. Why can't we do that in normal life as well?


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Yeah I remember saying the [Body]

Output: Yeah I remember saying the saaaaaame thing to my professor back in college, when he was talking about racism. Glad to see you can handle things just fine.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I meant the youtube site is [Body]

Output: I meant the youtube site is famous for flaming comments. And if there are videos making fun of southern folks, than yeah that s a problem too. And guess what, those southern folks would know better what is acceptable or not than the northern audience who is doing the laughing. I don't think TV networks are conspiring to demean Asian children either, only that this network piece was in the wrong. But thanks for assuming what my worldview is, and twisting my words. I'd assume your worldview is that everything is cool if its cool with you, but I think you're a better person than that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I never said it was racist, [Body]

Output: I never said it was racist, but if you think a major TV network targeting and mocking a group because of their race is no problem at all, count your luck stars you're not asian. And yes, America is a relatively race friendly environment. But it doesn't mean we can still make things better.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Are you honestly comparing [Body]

Output: Are you honestly comparing random comments from strangers on a message board famous for flaming comments, with a major, national TV network purposely targeting, mocking, and broadcasting an entire minorty group? No, its not a dastardly plot to fuel hatred, but Asians have been mocked and ridiculed for centuries because people seem to think its OK. Sure the adults can handle it, but what adults do children copy, and would you want your children made fun of? Why not let it stop? No TV network purposely mocks blacks or jews unless its their own race doing a self depricating joke.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Really, mock any race or sex [Body]

Output: Really, mock any race or sex at a normal workplace 'for fun' and likely your boss will call you into his/her office. Why can't America strive for higher values where everyone is respected for who they are?


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Except they didn't. Why? [Body]

Output: Except they didn't. Why? Because its much more fun to laugh at and make fools of Asians, accents, etc etc. You won't find a video like this about whites, blacks or jews. Then why asians?


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Nice job twisting his words. [Body]

Output: Nice job twisting his words. He obviously meant to say that people who have actually walked in certain shoes are better qualifed to speak about their experiences.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Why don't you see if [Body]

Output: Why don't you see if yourself, or your children experience anything similar and you'll still be saying the not a big deal line.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Facts as in [Body]

Output: the yards ND gained and allowed, which were very decent bro.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Most turnovers are a matter [Body]

Output: Most turnovers are a matter of luck yet impact the game in a huge way. ND wasn't as bad as the score was today, and we are not as good. Lets not ignore the facts too much.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I agree [Body]

Output: I think a lot of us remember seeing Floyd play as a freshman against us and hoping he'd turn pro early. Too bad he stuck around....


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] mAizer [Body]

Output: Without trying to sound like a downer, ND had more than 500 yards of offense, while they held South Florida to only 250 yards of offense. ND turned the ball over 5 times yet lost by only 3. It will be a good game next week.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title] RIP [Body]

Output: Thoughts and prayers to the Dantonio family.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Niiiice [Body]

Output: and that number will be down to 3... permanantly.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Nice [Body]

Output: Honestly didn't think he would be this good, but glad he is!


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Always liked the guy [Body]

Output: Yeah he fell short of expectations, but always though he did it the right way.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] hmm [Body]

Output: Hope him the best, here or elsewhere.


Input: [Date] 4 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Oh my God [Body]

Output: to think I was pissed at a parking ticket I got today. My prayers are with Austin. Get well sir.


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Title] nice [Body]

Output: nice childish immature comment.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] The fact that he is allowing [Body]

Output: The fact that he is allowing that some guys may be more athletic than him because they have different body types(or cannot put on good weight like Williams can) is very nice maturity for a high schooler. Great character!


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] They definately have [Body]

Output: They definately have potential. Large number of students, good academics, huge media market. And with all their alumni, there should be someone willing to donate have a billion or so to get some decent facilities.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] I wonder if Buffalo really [Body]

Output: I wonder if Buffalo really has the potential to be a good D1 team. They're pretty much located in Canada. Now Stony Brook, on the other hand may have potential I think. Close to New York, large student population, and good academic credentials. Now all they need is money. Lots and lots of money... which doesnt grow on trees last I checked.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] interesting [Body]

Output: Umass has a student pop of almost 30 thousand. While they don't have a big stadium or other facilities, I don't see how they won't overtake Boston College(a small private school) if things grow right, and become at least on par with Rutgers and Uconn. Not to mention they're pretty near both Boston and New York.


Input: [Date] 4 years 16 weeks ago [Title] there is also.. [Body]

Output: this one.. right after the first goal.


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Ha [Body]

Output: I agree, there is too much evidence against Tressel. Is 97.1 a Michigan leaning station? I moved to the San Francisco area a few years ago and even here the radio shows were talking/ripping about Tressel all morning. They hardly talk about college football let alone midwest college football.


Input: [Date] 4 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Tressel is lying through his teeth [Body]

Output: Look at the emails. He barely writes 3~4 lines in reply to multiple full pages of information. It looks as if Tressel barely knows the guy, let alone is close enough to him that he will commit major violations to protect him. And in the last email Tressel ASKS THE GUY FOR MORE INFO AND NAMES. Is that not another example of a coach purposely asking a guy to break his confidentiality agreement with his client? Not once in the emails does Tressel seem the least bit concerned with the lawyer. I also call BS that Tressel was afraid for his players. Afraid of what??? A tat shop owner with some cash who was ALREADY being nailed by the FEDS???? Whats the guy gonna do? Shoot the most popular players of the OSU team while the feds are eating donuts a block away for something(discount tats) that completely pales compared to drug charges?


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Just a beautiful Breaking Bad reference. Can just picture him saying it. Well played sir. Can't wait for the final 8 episodes. [Title]

Output: Just a beautiful Breaking Bad


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] Well... he actually was consistent. [Title]

Output: Well... he actually was


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Already bought ticket? If true, I don't think "better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission" is the best way to go with the coaches. It's what you do when you know it's wrong but don't care. [Title]

Output: Already bought ticket? If


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] I too am rethinking eventually putting my boy in football with pads. I can't justify my wishes with his future brain damage. Maybe just flag. [Title]

Output: I too am rethinking


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] Give someone a gun they will shoot it, give them a stick and they'll hit with it, give them a helmet...ditto. Soft helmets will get rid of most of the head/neck injuries because it will actually hurt when they use it. It's time for the nfl to be proactive I think. I think some of the college coaches have suggested this as well. They can paint them so they look like plastic, no one will know. [Title]

Output: Give someone a gun they will


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Body] As long as you're a good student athlete and represent the school and yourself well by giving everything you've got, we won't be disappointed regardless of what happens. That's all anyone can ask of anybody. [Title]

Output: As long as you're a good


Input: [Date] 3 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Nice article except "pack of wolverines"? That's probably as likely as a herd of elephants in Alabama. [Title]

Output: Nice article except "pack of


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] We'll know Tuesday. [Title]

Output: We'll know Tuesday.


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] He would be the receiver/athelete that every team would have to devote extra attention to, and away from Denard/fitz. We absolutely don't have that right now. This must happen or we will see 8 in the box all day long. [Title]

Output: He would be the


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] It's bad enough that there's things like cancer and diabetes in our lives that we have so little control over but stuff like this is just so......utterly pointless. [Title]

Output: It's bad enough that there's


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Getting excited about ALA. if the dline can hold up fairly well against their oline then I think it will be a close game, with our new bubble screen offense of course. [Title]

Output: Getting excited about ALA. if


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Listen I am just giving a perspective on Meyer from the UF fan base down here. Only because he now is relevant to MICH football. I just though it would be of interest to this forum. I have no personal reason to slander him. Like I said these ideas are not new to this forum. This is not out of the blue. Let's end this - if you can honestly say you have never passed on information in your life without absolute proof to anyone (never gossiped) then I will admit you are the better man as far as that goes and respect that kind of self discipline. It would be impressive. [Title]

Output: Listen I am just giving a


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] That made me laugh. [Title]

Output: That made me laugh.


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Why not legit. He took a year off to try to piece their marriage back together. Like no one's ever done that before. What's the consensus theory? He took time off because the stress was too great at UF. So he goes to OHIO like you said with even more stress? Seems legit. Uh... all coed universities have cords. [Title]

Output: Why not legit. He took a year


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] First of all what I stated is not anything that hasn't been posted here before about Meyer or RR. Feel free to scan through past blog entries to familiarize yourself. Second I agree if it was just 1 or 2 people but every UF alumni who actually follows football says the same thing from people in their 20's to ones in their 60's. And also former players as well(these guys are still connected you know) ALL say the same unprompted response. Where there's smoke there's fire. Am I right in assuming you are one of those people that believe our senators are all righteous and honest even though EVERYBODY says they take bribes? But wait there's no proof so it must not be true and no one must speak of it until there is. If you are then I apologize for insulting your morality. On the other hand, if you HAVE ever passed on any speculation ever in your life then I have to assume you are THAT GUY. Think about it if everyone in Ohio was talking about me then there's a really good chance that it's true. [Title]

Output: First of all what I stated is


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Apparently happens with so many if these guys in power. WV alumni here say RR had relations with coeds all the time and the UF alumni ALL say the same thing - Meyer was cheating on his wife and also his wife was cheating on him(awesome). They suggest the reason he left was to try and save their marriage because you know he is deeply religious. [Title]

Output: Apparently happens with so


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I'm expecting at some point to see Bellamy at QB and DR and DG on the field as well. Maybe in the ALA game? Then watch the board freak out about putting all our QBs on the field at the same time worrying about injuries. [Title]

Output: I'm expecting at some point


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Wonder if the kids who switched last year from PSU are regretting it. They jumped ship on what they thought was a sinking ship but now they are looking good again. They obviously loved the school at one point and maybe all their lives. Now they get to just watch. [Title]

Output: Wonder if the kids who


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] In this world I'd shoot him too but in that world he has some valid points if survival is the goal. I wouldn't want him covering my back alone but in a group fight I'd want him on my team. I'm guessing we're going to see one soon. Then back on the road for season 3. Storyline true to the comics? May have to check it out. On kindle? [Title]

Output: In this world I'd shoot him


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Totally agree on Lori/Carl but Shane is a great character. His actions are pretty believable. Now lori is just an idiot - her decisions suck and she may be the worst mother ever. Who lets their 10 year old out of their sight in a world full of zombies. Heck I don't let my kids out of site at the mall. [Title]

Output: Totally agree on Lori/Carl


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Admit it though - dale was annoying [Title]

Output: Admit it though - dale was


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Maybe the most awesome summer class ever. I'm jealous. [Title]

Output: Maybe the most awesome summer


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I hope for Floyd's sake he makes that senior/experience leap or he may find himself watching the game. That OSU game could have put his UM legacy in a whole new light. [Title]

Output: I hope for Floyd's sake he


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] The Stanford propaganda(probably deserved) I understand but notre dame?? [Title]

Output: The Stanford


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Ohio and get an education. That's arguable. [Title]

Output: Ohio and get an education.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Never thought about it like that - 2000 pictures only encompassing less than half a second of a three hour game. Very cool. Nice article. [Title]

Output: Never thought about it like


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] So hopefully this is the end of all the JG comments forever because I dont care anymore but i can't stop clicking on new entries when they come up. but I don't really care. But i can't stop. [Title]

Output: So hopefully this is the end


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Sorry thumb accidentally hit moderate button [Title]

Output: Sorry thumb accidentally hit


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Truly undecided or leading us all on purposefully? Either way time to move on. It will raise an eyebrow when i hear his name maybe in a few years, but that is all. Don't even care about his post announcement interview. [Title]

Output: Truly undecided or leading us


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Don't count on that. Stanford will not be in the RB any time soon. They were at the top of the hill they climb every couple decades. USC is back, Oregon is a powerhouse, Washington is rising. PAC12 is going to be strong. [Title]

Output: Don't count on that. Stanford


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] We have to play 2 bigs to [Body]

Output: We have to play 2 bigs to match up. Zone would be great too.


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I am so sick of the refs screwing us over [Body]

Output: I expect more of the same Sunday and when IU comes to town.


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] And I thought the loud [Body]

Output: And I thought the loud slapping noises were Trey getting hacked.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] We are going to look like [Body]

Output: We are going to look like fools when they show a better angle. Especially since a Purdue player elbowed Trice and we aren't discussing that. At least we can be happy about Narduzzi leaving.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] A road win over anyone other [Body]

Output: A road win over anyone other than Penn State, Nebraska or NW will be an accomplishment this year.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Hope he likes the Song Girl's sweaters because [Body]

Output: Hearing from my USC buddies this is going to happen. Sucks for Sparty!


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] He has not [Body]

Output: But his agent has.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Bye bye Bullough and Dennard [Body]

Output: Bye bye Bullough and Dennard if he goes to USC.


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I have to ask, do you know [Body]

Output: I have to ask, do you know Kirk Lewis?


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Is it my imagination or is [Body]

Output: Is it my imagination or is that a picture of Mark Elzinga?


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] I have stood next to Wormley [Body]

Output: I have stood next to Wormley and have also seen him on the bball court next to 6-8 guys. Believe me he is all of 6-7. Unbelievable upside to him.


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Is that the same Jeff [Body]

Output: Is that the same Jeff Heuerman who's dad played basketball at Michigan? If he hadn' been a traitor he would not have been on the losing team this year. So he can just STFU.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] It doesn't work that way. [Body]

Output: It doesn't work that way. Unless there is a blitz where there is an open gap by design defense is all about gap coverage. You don't read your own linemen, you read the other team, play your gap and make the play when it is yours to make.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] DL has the same [Body]

Output: DL has the same responsibility as the LBers, they all have a gap they are responsible for. MM had the A gap on that play and actually almost made the tackle for no gain. I would add that Van ergen added to the trouble by getting pushed too far outside and helping create a bigger hole than there should have been. Demens should have turned it inside for Hawthorne to make the play once it got by MM but MM should have made it initially and could have done so easier if Van Bergen had done a better job of constricting the hole.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Usually the linebackers read [Body]

Output: Usually the linebackers read through the Olinemen into the backfield so a play action is picked up by reading the Oline pass blocking. If the Oline is coming off the ball they're reading the action in the backfield at the same time as to where the ball is going. IMO this particular play was not on the LBers but on MM who had the A gap coverage and was even shaded into that gap at the time of the snap.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] With all due respect that was [Body]

Output: With all due respect that was not the LBers play to make. Mike Martin had responsibility for the A gap where the play was run. He wasnot doubled and was even lined up in that gap so he had the responsibility. Demens had a guard coming directly at him and the best you could expect of him was a stalemate and try to restrict the hole. Hawthorne actually had the A gap on the other side of MM, that was not his play to make. MM should have made that play or bounced it to the other A gap where Hawthorne would have made it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Title] I also want the names of [Body]

Output: I also want the names of those inside the department who sabotaged RR. Those Aholes need to be outed. I am guessing they are likely those sent packing by Brandon but I want the names and they deserve any negative publicity that comes with their behavior.


Input: [Date] 6 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Let's assume UM has the [Body]

Output: Let's assume UM has the talent to field a talented defense, which we do. What's been missing the last few years is the fundamentals i.e. missed tackles, missed assignments, players out of position, poor angles of pursuit etc. Robinson doesn't have to be genius to correct those problems. The guy has a ton of experience and should have a chip on his shoulder to succeed. He knows the game inside and out. I don't see him failing.


Input: [Date] 6 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Chuck Heater was a tailback [Body]

Output: Chuck Heater was a tailback until his senior year when he played fullback. Chapman was the wingback. I have known Heater since his Mich playing days and he is a first class person. Who knows if he would be a good DC or not but he will represent the program extremely well and he is a tireless worker. As a person they don't come much better than Chuck Heater.


Input: [Date] 4 days 19 hours ago [Title] The solution [Body]

Output: Four conferences, 20 teams in each. Each conference consists of four divisions, 5 teams each. Scheduling is handled like the NFL does. Each season you pit two divisions against each other to get as close to schedule balance as possible. 9 conference games. 2 out of conference games. Each team plays 11 games total. Each conference has a 4 team playoff (the 4 division winners) on Thanksgiving weekend + the weekend after. The four conference winners move on to the already established 4 team CFB Championship playoff. Non playoff bowls remain in tact. Boom, you have a psuedo 16 team playoff with "decent" balance. If there's some team who sets the world on fire, and isn't part of the 4 "power" conferences, so sorry.


Input: [Date] 5 days 44 min ago [Title] Attrition [Body]

Output: Either planning on Irvin going pro, or that there will likely be one of the current Sophomores who decide to bounce?


Input: [Date] 6 days 20 hours ago [Title] Homecoming [Body]

Output: Always thought this should be a Homecoming thing. Honor the players of the past by having their numbers out on the field again for one home game per season. Gives the players a chance to still have their own identity and make a name for themselves, possibly becoming a legend jersey down the road.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Not good at assessing risk [Body]

Output: Some people are just not good at assessing risk, or perhaps have that "invincible" feeling. It's like the millionaires who get drunk and drive home when they could easily afford a driver for the evening. If JPP wanted to see things go boom so badly, he could have easily hired some professionals to do it. Instead he did this, and is going to lose Millions in the process. Rightly so.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Negotiate [Body]

Output: Very rarely in life are you paid what you're worth. You're paid what you can negotiate. We've proven to Nike that we will go get that money if one of their competitors dangles it in our face. If they wanted Michigan back in the fold so badly, they were going to have to make the deal sweet enough to pull it off. I'm sure there are piles of market research that back up the deal too. Michigan brings a whole bunch of customers to the table that places like FSU simply don't. It will be interesting to see what OSU does when their contract comes up. EDIT: Oh, and it probably helps that we have an Uber high profile football coach who will now be donning the swoosh everywhere he goes.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Seriously [Body]

Output: The latest prime examples of how some rich people should stay out of sports franchise ownership. That hubris that leads them to believe that they can brute force their way to the top is fascinating to watch in action though. I guess it makes sense. What they can offer players is regulated. So Vivek is going to throw bags of money at coaches and front office guys to try and get it done. Good luck, but your only ways to win in todays NBA is to draft a future hall of famer or two, or find a way to lure free agents. The latter is pretty impossible to do in Sacremento.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Burke To SA [Body]

Output: Burke to SA!


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Title] SEC Coaches Be Like [Body]

Output: SEC Coaches when asked about Satelitte camps:


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Terminator 4 [Body]

Output: Terminator 4, 8pm on a Friday night showing. A couple shows up with two under 10 year old children and sit on the end of the aisle we're sitting in. We basically served as the other border of the area containing their playing children for 2 hours. I should have charged them for babysitting.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I understood that reference [Body]

Output: I understood that reference. Bravo sir or madam, Bravo.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Everything [Body]

Output: Everything


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Sales Pitch [Body]

Output: Sales pitch: "Watch the suck from a whole new angle!"


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Gallon Cut [Body]

Output: Raiders cut Gallon last week.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Judge Judy [Body]

Output: How about Judge Judy wearing a Michigan hat?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I take it [Body]

Output: I take it to mean the competition level of fellow students, and it is correct. Having spent one year at Dearborn, three years at Ann Arbor, the level of difficulty in course work, and competition level amoung students is vastly different between the two campuses.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Um [Body]

Output: I, uh, don't think you're using that one correctly.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Oh Dear [Body]

Output: I just thought of what Philly fans will do to Tebow when things go poorly.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Silicon Valley [Body]

Output: I blasted through the 8 episodes of Silicon Valley over the last couple days. Show has potential... so long as you enjoy vulgar humor.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Twilight Zone [Body]

Output: Twilight Zone: One of Purdue/IU/Illinois makes a coaching change this off season. Brady catches on at one of those schools. Puts together a staff to install a TCU/Oregon fusion offense. Sets the B1G West on fire.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] They should [Body]

Output: Legends Jerseys should only be brought out for Homecomming. Serves two purposes: 1) honoring the players of the past. 2) Allows current players to still make a name for themselves with "their" number.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Why [Body]

Output: Why? So they can lockout/strike again and send their sport futher into Bolivia?


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Me When [Body]

Output: Me when I see McGary fake that defender out of his shorts, and then realize he should still be on Michigan's team this season:


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Two tone [Body]

Output: Love the giant block M on the shorts. Hate the Two Tone. Death to Uniformz.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Crowd [Body]

Output: They're attempting to Crowdfund!!! http://www.hailandunite.com/crowdfunding I'm tempted to donate just so I can see how terrible that documentary would be.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Also [Body]

Output: Also, our coach eats Pizza House, not that Domino's garbage that Urban eats.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Do Not [Body]

Output: Do not want. Mario + Rod is a very good 2-man team. Mixing it up is... meh.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Obviously [Body]

Output: She was blatantly lip sync'ing the majority of that. Her voice was noticably different between the singing parts and the live mic parts where she yelled out to the crowd. Also there were parts where there was no movement whatsoever in her throat and upper chest while she was "singing," no variations whatsoever when she was singing and moving around. This came up a couple years ago with Red Hot Chili Peppers not even having their instrumetns plugged in. They pre-record most of the live music at these events.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Images [Body]

Output: Thanks, now I can't get the image of Harbaugh wearing Kakhi's with the ass cut out, out of my head.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 days ago [Title] But [Body]

Output: But if it never doesn't happen, has it really ever happened? If it never doesn't not happen, and we fail to not ever speak of it, well, what then?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I get a feeling from this post you disagree with travel sports. I maintained the travel hockey schedule while having 2 extracurriculars. I did it for fun and I look back at sports as the main reason I've been successful. The intrinsic drive it instilled in me from losing and with hard work that I could succeed and achieve the results I desired I do not believe can be replicated anywhere else. [Title]

Output: I get a feeling from this


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Highly doubt one of the true freshman come in and win the job. Likely be Speight or Morris. Hopefully they have a great competition making each better and we get a quality starter this fall. [Title]

Output: Experience


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I think you watched too much NFL last year Jack. Smith does not possess the burst nor speed of Green. [Title]

Output: I think you watched too much


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Did it for the lolz [Title]

Output: Did it for the lolz


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I base all my decisions on one game and when people have career games. I am also amazing at the stock market. I buy high and sell low. [Title]

Output: I base all my decisions on


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It's a real bummer a first year WR can't work on his route running or hands. You're right he may not be the quickest off the line but his top line speed and size can't make up for not being a perfect athlete. Why can't he fly? [Title]

Output: It's a real bummer a first


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Body] We don't watch the same football games [Title]

Output: We don't watch the same


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Like 6'4" receivers against cornerbacks? [Title]

Output: Like 6'4" receivers against


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Not to bring up DB but quit drinking and go to bed. When you wake up look at a mock draft. Despite how bad we are doing as a team he's going to be ok despite your opinion. [Title]

Output: Not to bring up DB but quit drinking and go to


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 3 days ago [Body] You looked down. Damn triple post. [Title]

Output: Hoke is Beilein? Beilein is


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Don't look down [Title]

Output: Hoke is Beilein? Beilein is


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Hoke is Beilein? Beilein is Hoke? The possibilities... [Title]

Output: Hoke is Beilein? Beilein is


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Body] You're still able to post? [Title]

Output: You're still able to post?


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I don't see anyone mentioning Iowa or other schools. The same reason RCMB mentions us in every thread making them seem rediculous is what I'd like us to avoid. [Title]

Output: I don't see anyone mentioning


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Body] What is this freep you speak of? [Title]

Output: What is this freep you speak


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I think you may just be over analyzing his comment. [Title]

Output: I think you may just be over


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I know of a few people who've told me they used to. Also, a tiny cooler that fits 4-6 beers that stays on your seat while you stand or in front of your feet wouldn't be hard. No one said they were bringing a case and a party sub size cooler. Granted I don't care either way. [Title]

Output: I know of a few people who've


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Why do people keep saying tradition of no alcohol when the old timers used to bring coolers? [Title]

Output: Why do people keep saying tradition of no alcohol


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Body] That's a fairly awesome list [Title]

Output: That's a fairly awesome


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I'll take a 6'6" top ranked TE with an Alabama offer any day but that's just me. [Title]

Output: I'll take a 6'6" top ranked TE with an Alabama


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Same. Everything to this point has him as our top WDE target and possibly top defensive. [Title]

Output: Same. Everything to this point has him as our top


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 hours ago [Body] Not sure I can believe this was real. Two positive runs? Doesn't sound like our team at all. [Title]

Output: photo shopped


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Body] I was going to say this is the worst thread I've seen started but sadly I know that's not true. [Title]

Output: I was going to say this is


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Body] I do not see Lebron surpassing Jordan. I see him as the best of his generation. Bird/Magic, Shaq during his prime, Kobe taking the mantle for a bit, etc… Also, I don't think Tim Duncan gets enough credit for his longevity/career performance in these conversations. [Title]

Output: I do not see Lebron


Input: [Date] 1 year 7 weeks ago [Body] Just what I needed today a swift kick to the swanz. [Title]

Output: Well


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Body] Sadly, he is not signing memorabilia. Bought 4 bottles of wine which he signed but was unable to get him to sign a helmet. [Title]

Output: Sadly, he is not signing


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I'm sure that was very hard for you as someone who didn't have their retirement flushed down the drain from him. Some scum bag manages to keep his wedding vowes and that's reason to respect him even though he ruined a ton of people lives... sure. While were at it lets just forgive Bernard Madoff for what he did. I mean he was loyal to his wife as well. [Title]

Output: I'm sure that was very hard


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Body] "Even more curious is why tell the new OC he cannot have a say on staffing decision concerning the offense?" I hadn't heard or seen this. Where did you as I would like to read it. Truly asking not questioning you. [Title]

Output: "Even more curious is why


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Body] I don't think he said that if you read his closing. "I think in an ideal world, you have a mix of both though." [Title]

Output: I don't think he said that if


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] Spectacular. If only there was some way to up vote this. [Title]

Output: Spectacular. If only there


Input: [Date] 8 hours 3 min ago [Body] "What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive" - Sir Walter Scott This kids grandfather ? [Title]

Output: "What a tangled web we weave,


Input: [Date] 10 hours 13 min ago [Body] Its yours if you can at least name the team [Title]

Output: Its yours if you can at least


Input: [Date] 12 hours 48 min ago [Body] I dont run the MGoblog league...I been doing the Go Blue league for years and last year also started the Big House league..Both are full but we have 2 teams that are not named and i dont trust them to be involved so i would give their spots away to a for sure to be there owner. [Title]

Output: I dont run the MGoblog


Input: [Date] 16 hours 48 min ago [Body] For the sake of the guys who are dedicated i am shuffling any team that doesnt at least name their team..Had a couple guys who didnt name their team,show for draft,make any attempt to play last year..That takes away from my competitive desires...If you can name your team and make an effort i have a spot? [Title]

Output: For the sake of the guys who


Input: [Date] 16 hours 58 min ago [Body] I can take your money, i mean bets...Whats your credit card number? [Title]

Output: I can take your money, i mean


Input: [Date] 1 day 4 hours ago [Body] posted message on league front page [Title]

Output: posted message on league


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] Sent [Title]

Output: Sent


Input: [Date] 1 day 6 hours ago [Body] And i knew some idiot would make this happen to someone and here i am the idiot...Sorry,man [Title]

Output: And i knew some idiot would


Input: [Date] 1 day 6 hours ago [Body] I sent invite...did it go through? [Title]

Output: I sent invite...did it go


Input: [Date] 3 days 7 hours ago [Body] We gon shock the world...Go into the OSU game with the division title on the line [Title]

Output: We gon shock the world...Go


Input: [Date] 3 days 9 hours ago [Body] OSU got a gift call to beat Penn St in OT and Michigan stayed strong with them.. They are good, they are beatable. [Title]

Output: OSU got a gift call to beat Penn St in OT and


Input: [Date] 3 days 13 hours ago [Body] Can we send him a food plate at least? [Title]

Output: Can we send him a food plate at least?


Input: [Date] 4 days 2 hours ago [Body] Im starting to think there is a real chance Harbaugh leaves the NFL and comes to UM [Title]

Output: Im starting to think there is


Input: [Date] 4 days 5 hours ago [Body] You no like BBQ ribs? [Title]

Output: You no like BBQ ribs?


Input: [Date] 4 days 6 hours ago [Body] This is why some were Nuata fan of that other guy backing off FSU [Title]

Output: This is why some were Nuata


Input: [Date] 5 days 2 hours ago [Body] When Harbaugh is an option..Harbaugh is the answer [Title]

Output: When Harbaugh is an


Input: [Date] 5 days 11 hours ago [Body] Isaac is in Jimbos stomach?... [Title]

Output: Isaac is in Jimbos stomach?...


Input: [Date] 5 days 12 hours ago [Body] "Dont get scared now, Kevin".. Peppers can make plays to win games, play him, rest him when he needs it, and let destiny play out [Title]

Output: "Dont get scared now, Kevin".. Peppers can make


Input: [Date] 5 days 14 hours ago [Body] All our players become unicorns and its the most historic thing ever.. And we beat OSU [Title]

Output: All our players become unicorns and its the most


Input: [Date] 1 week 13 hours ago [Body] Correct..September 3rth is a Thurthday [Title]

Output: Correct..September 3rth is a


Input: [Date] 1 week 17 hours ago [Body] Rim shot [Title]

Output: Rim


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Mr York is going to take L's all year.. On the field and in the media.. Cant wait [Title]

Output: Mr York is going to take L's all year.. On the


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] It should never be an insult when a coach asks you to show what you got.. Especially when he is a new coach and you are a college player.. You're constantly going to be asked to prove yourself in competitive sports, better embrace it and thrive in it.. [Title]

Output: It should never be an insult when a coach asks you


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I got tingly when i read this.. Summer sucks, cmon fall! [Title]

Output: I got tingly when i read this.. Summer sucks, cmon


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] El Chapo unleashed it to go get Trump [Title]

Output: El Chapo unleashed it to go get


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] See ya, fool.. Just glad we can move on, officially.. Trust in coach B [Title]

Output: See ya, fool.. Just glad we can move on,


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] But...but he wasnt readyyyy [Title]

Output: But...but he wasnt readyyyy


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Fresh Meat !!!! [Title]

Output: Fresh Meat !!!!


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I dont want to share a meme or gif..And that is my right..This is America !!! I love big tits and i can say that because...MERICA !!! Happy Independance Day and thank you to all those who serve [Title]

Output: I dont want to share a meme


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Its 2:00 [Title]

Output: Its 2:00


Input: [Date] 12 hours 22 min ago [Body] Players say the same thing every year. They spout hopeful cliches about how things are different, everyone is more motivated, etc. I don't think they're being disingenuous. But they just say what they're supposed to say. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Players say the same thing


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] OP, you don't know what you're talking about. Williams and Pomona are, by almost any standard, top-ten colleges. (US News ranks them both in the top five.) Academically, they're on par with the top Ivies, and their acceptance standards are among the highest in the world. The whole "declining enrollment" thing doesn't really apply to these schools. And, anyway, the broader decline in college enrollment isn't about quality. it's about cost. Private colleges are more expensive than public ones. In a recession, guess what happens? Also, your logic is bizarre. So these tiny little colleges, with their relatively small endowments, are buying off Forbes? But the huge top-flight universities, with their massive endowments, are helpless lambs? [Title]

Output: Um, you don't know what


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] People who do something this stupid and ugly deserve to get trampled. And it's pure animal cruelty. [Title]

Output: People who do something this


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Wrong. This was well before the Internet devastation. Look it up. He's loathed in those cities. Also, why do zillionaire a continually give money to those who need it least? How about giving money to parts of the school that need it more? [Title]

Output: Wrong. This was well before


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Sam Zell absolutely decimated two of the country's greatest newspapers: the Chicago Tribune and the LA Times. He's notorious. Just another rich asshole trying to buy a legacy. [Title]

Output: Sam Zell absolutely decimated


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sorry but that kid is obviously a major tool. [Title]

Output: Sorry but that kid is


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Yeah, but what's in this for me? [Title]

Output: Yeah, but what's in this for


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] God bless a man who got rich by selling sub-primes. [Title]

Output: God bless a man who got rich


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] They have a good coach that's beaten m twice. And Harbaugh can only do so much in his first game. [Title]

Output: They have a good coach that's


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] OP: So you're not even going to mention the source of your information about Ole Miss? We're just supposed to believe you? [Title]

Output: OP: So you're not even going


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I wouldn't pretend to know how things will turn out for Shane. I'm cautiously optimistic. The one thing that did strike me, while watching his limited playing time, was that he seemed smaller and more slight than the average gun-slinging pocket-passer type. Is this perception accurate? Or no? [Title]

Output: I wouldn't pretend to know


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You need to go to Iowa and Indiana. They're both great. Indiana is so old-school, you can enter the stadium at any time, day or night. And Iowa has a great atmosphere. Both towns are great, too. One warning: at both schools, I've never seen so many falling-down drunk students on game day. [Title]

Output: You need to go to Iowa and


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Chances harbaugh doesn't reveal the starter till opening night? For strategic reasons. [Title]

Output: Chances harbaugh doesn't


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] No intelligent person suggested the interview would impact anything. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: No intelligent person


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I love how people argue that noon games let them do stuff around the house but later ones don't. The games are the same length at any time. You still have half a day either way. What a ridiculous and lazy argument. [Title]

Output: I love how people argue that


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Nobody plays big noon games. Even in November. You do realize the NFL plays deep into the winter and nobody seems to mind? Noon games are relics. And very few people like them. [Title]

Output: Nobody plays big noon games.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Noon sucks. Too sleepy and subdued. [Title]

Output: Noon sucks. Too sleepy and


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] The screaming highlighter color could only be preferred by teenagers. The team has historically worn, maize (albeit in marginally different shades) because that happens to be the the intended color. Which also looks better. [Title]

Output: The screaming highlighter


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Cavs will still find a way to lose. [Title]

Output: Cavs will still find a way to


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] It may surprise you to learn that the media doesn't publish stories based on whether they're convenient for the program. [Title]

Output: It may surprise you to learn


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] That's the rationalization fans always use. [Title]

Output: That's the rationalization


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 hours ago [Body] Seriousy, dude? Another thread on this inane topic? Really? [Title]

Output: Seriousy, dude? Another


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I see your point. But mostly, I think, when you determine to attract as much attention as harbaugh does, you're also going to invite more scrutiny. Every little negative thing will be noted. That's just the way it goes. And it's not unfair. [Title]

Output: I see your point. But mostly,


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Nick's online chats are particularly bad. He offers no new information or insights and basically just says "only time will tell" to every question. He's lazy and not terribly insightful. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Nick's online chats are


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I don't think you understand how journalism works. You think they should just sit on their hands and not report a player's allegations -- even after asking M for comment? If this were Bama, I bet you'd be the first guy accusing ESPN of a coverup. [Title]

Output: I don't think you understand


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yeah. Only a dumbass like you would make this a partisan political issue. [Title]

Output: Yeah. Only a dumbass like you


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Agreed. This is a lousy precedent. Great lesson for the players. [Title]

Output: Agreed. This is a lousy


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes. They fit the profile and have a certain old-school glamour about them. [Title]

Output: Yes. They fit the profile and


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 15 hours ago [Body] Gee, this isn't a stale old chestnut or anything. Let it go already. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Gee, this isn't a stale old


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Body] No. The coaches already know we'll have a few medicals and a few fifth-years who won't be back. So they haven't over signed. They're under no obligation to inform us of the current roster numbers. [Title]

Output: No. The coaches already know


Input: [Date] 2 days 1 hour ago [Body] To be clear, I didn't mean that Harbaugh will tell every kid he talks to that they'll play both ways, but if he maintains the practice of using skilled players in such a fashion, then you can bet that elite recruits will ask about it at the very least. Harbaugh doesn't have to promise anything but an opportunity, which I'm sure is all he ever promises. But it's nice to have that history behind him to prove he's not just selling snake oil to kids. [Title]

Output: To be clear, I didn't mean


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Body] Like it or not, if he is, as I stated "really productive" playing three ways there will be no stopping the early Heisman talk. Nowhere did I say he's going to win it, but the TV analysts always throw out their early hopefuls, and having UM players getting any positive talk after the past few years is a good thing. It doesn't mean he'll win it, but positive press is always good when it comes to recruiting HS kids who have big dreams. [Title]

Output: Like it or not, if he is, as


Input: [Date] 2 days 4 hours ago [Body] Peppers playing offense (as well as defense and special teams of course) could be the greatest thing to happen for the immediate future of the program, for several reasons, none of which are likely lost on someone as shrewd as Jim Harbaugh. 1. Get the best athlete on the field that much more 2. Get the ball in his hands and watch him dazzle 3. If he's really productive, generate Hesiman buzz, which further gets UM on major networks and not bumped by garbage teams, more Jabrill-centric highlight shows, etc. 4. If he's not really productive, it still makes the defense have to game plan for him 5. It becomes a great recruiting pitch for high level athletes who wish to play both ways 6. Profit [Title]

Output: Peppers playing offense could


Input: [Date] 2 days 20 hours ago [Body] Could be a little awkward if some German person addresses him. And junior high hilarious too. [Title]

Output: Could be a little awkward if


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Body] Sound advice, coming from one Dr. Kimble. The problem is that if he ran, he'd probably get away temporarily, looking like he was going to escape, only to get caught before reaching his destination. [Title]

Output: Sound advice, coming from one


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Body] It actually does work like that, quite often. And in this case, I'm pretty sure Urban is more than capable of figuring out a role for a guy who has (for several years) mostly done nothing but shred other teams once he's gotten the ball in his hands. You have seen Miller play, haven't you? The dude simply has to get touches and the yards will come. This new role won't be much of a transition from his old role as a dual threat QB. The only concern for OSU is his durability. [Title]

Output: It actually does work like


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] You mean Harbaugh will make this team so good that we will be forced to play NFL teams? I can see it. [Title]

Output: You mean Harbaugh will make


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I can't really agree with the underachieving part of your assessment. If he underachieved with All Conference and All American play, leading to him being a first round draft selection, then I hope we get lots more underachievers - ASAP. The asshat part is highly probable, however. [Title]

Output: I can't really agree with the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sounds to me like he's at a Holiday Inn Express. [Title]

Output: Probably not Barwis


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Over 100 posts and not one of them from "I Like Burgers". HE IS A FRAUD. [Title]

Output: Over 100 posts and not one of


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Also in the UP, albeit the eastern end (in the Soo), you've got the "Big C" from Clyde's and the West Pier drive in burgers. Both are very much worth a stop if you're looking for a good, and large, burger. [Title]

Output: Also in the UP, albeit the


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I think he meant Terrelle Pryor, who is there approximately 30-40 hours a week. [Title]

Output: I think he meant Terrelle


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] FWIW, Chris Balas has (quite matter-of-factly) gone on record saying Hawkins will go blue. [Title]

Output: FWIW, Chris Balas has matter


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Don't sell the guy short; he's both of those things. [Title]

Output: Don't sell the guy short;


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Dude has an NFL build already. [Title]

Output: Holy shit


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Hello: Willis [Title]

Output: Hello: Willis


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Good thing there's a pill for that nowadays. [Title]

Output: Good thing there's a pill for


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] That's only because that's the last time ESPN updated its rankings. [Title]

Output: That's only because that's


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 24 min ago [Body] If you were a real fan, you'd have left work early to do that. (says the guy with no avatar) [Title]

Output: If you were a real fan, you'd


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] #fab30 [Title]

Output: #fab30


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Yes, but that's just her stage name. [Title]

Output: Yes, but that's just her


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He had been discussed a bit on the Rivals board by a member who seemed to know quite a bit about him. Said member also thought he'd likely be a commit. Voilà! [Title]

Output: He had been discussed a bit


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Agreed. His comments toward the end of the video about making a difference are so true and insightful, especially for a young guy fresh out of college. [Title]

Output: Agreed. His comments toward


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Well he's a former Red, so there's always the Ohio Hall of Fame. [Title]

Output: Well he's a former Red, so


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Well alcohol does tend to provide a means for some people to absolve themselves from responsibility or accountability after imbibing, so I guess it's a fitting tribute for ol' Joe. [Title]

Output: Well alcohol does tend to


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Thanks for the correction. Seems I should've known that, but I mainly recall a HS buddy living in Tucson and saying he was 3 hours behind when we would chat on the phone. [Title]

Output: Thanks for the correction.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] If he works for the Suns, then he likely lives in AZ, which is in the Pacific time zone. So it maybe wasn't all that late for him to be awake and tweeting. He could still be a tremendous douche, though. [Title]

Output: If he works for the Suns,


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Not a good idea, we don't want our boys getting MIP's. [Title]

Output: Not a good idea, we don't


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I totally agree. Tomorrow would be a much better day for him to commit. [Title]

Output: I totally agree. Tomorrow


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 23 min ago [Body] I'll be quite depressed if that Despond Fitzpatrick kid doesn't go blue. [Title]

Output: I'll be quite depressed if


Input: [Date] 12 hours 22 min ago [Title] Players say the same thing [Body]

Output: Players say the same thing every year. They spout hopeful cliches about how things are different, everyone is more motivated, etc. I don't think they're being disingenuous. But they just say what they're supposed to say. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Um, you don't know what [Body]

Output: OP, you don't know what you're talking about. Williams and Pomona are, by almost any standard, top-ten colleges. (US News ranks them both in the top five.) Academically, they're on par with the top Ivies, and their acceptance standards are among the highest in the world. The whole "declining enrollment" thing doesn't really apply to these schools. And, anyway, the broader decline in college enrollment isn't about quality. it's about cost. Private colleges are more expensive than public ones. In a recession, guess what happens? Also, your logic is bizarre. So these tiny little colleges, with their relatively small endowments, are buying off Forbes? But the huge top-flight universities, with their massive endowments, are helpless lambs?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title] People who do something this [Body]

Output: People who do something this stupid and ugly deserve to get trampled. And it's pure animal cruelty.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Wrong. This was well before [Body]

Output: Wrong. This was well before the Internet devastation. Look it up. He's loathed in those cities. Also, why do zillionaire a continually give money to those who need it least? How about giving money to parts of the school that need it more?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Sam Zell absolutely decimated [Body]

Output: Sam Zell absolutely decimated two of the country's greatest newspapers: the Chicago Tribune and the LA Times. He's notorious. Just another rich asshole trying to buy a legacy.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sorry but that kid is [Body]

Output: Sorry but that kid is obviously a major tool.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Yeah, but what's in this for [Body]

Output: Yeah, but what's in this for me?


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] God bless a man who got rich [Body]

Output: God bless a man who got rich by selling sub-primes.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] They have a good coach that's [Body]

Output: They have a good coach that's beaten m twice. And Harbaugh can only do so much in his first game.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] OP: So you're not even going [Body]

Output: OP: So you're not even going to mention the source of your information about Ole Miss? We're just supposed to believe you?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I wouldn't pretend to know [Body]

Output: I wouldn't pretend to know how things will turn out for Shane. I'm cautiously optimistic. The one thing that did strike me, while watching his limited playing time, was that he seemed smaller and more slight than the average gun-slinging pocket-passer type. Is this perception accurate? Or no?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You need to go to Iowa and [Body]

Output: You need to go to Iowa and Indiana. They're both great. Indiana is so old-school, you can enter the stadium at any time, day or night. And Iowa has a great atmosphere. Both towns are great, too. One warning: at both schools, I've never seen so many falling-down drunk students on game day.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Chances harbaugh doesn't [Body]

Output: Chances harbaugh doesn't reveal the starter till opening night? For strategic reasons.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] No intelligent person [Body]

Output: No intelligent person suggested the interview would impact anything. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I love how people argue that [Body]

Output: I love how people argue that noon games let them do stuff around the house but later ones don't. The games are the same length at any time. You still have half a day either way. What a ridiculous and lazy argument.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Nobody plays big noon games. [Body]

Output: Nobody plays big noon games. Even in November. You do realize the NFL plays deep into the winter and nobody seems to mind? Noon games are relics. And very few people like them.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Noon sucks. Too sleepy and [Body]

Output: Noon sucks. Too sleepy and subdued.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The screaming highlighter [Body]

Output: The screaming highlighter color could only be preferred by teenagers. The team has historically worn, maize (albeit in marginally different shades) because that happens to be the the intended color. Which also looks better.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Cavs will still find a way to [Body]

Output: Cavs will still find a way to lose.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It may surprise you to learn [Body]

Output: It may surprise you to learn that the media doesn't publish stories based on whether they're convenient for the program.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's the rationalization [Body]

Output: That's the rationalization fans always use.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Seriousy, dude? Another [Body]

Output: Seriousy, dude? Another thread on this inane topic? Really?


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I see your point. But mostly, [Body]

Output: I see your point. But mostly, I think, when you determine to attract as much attention as harbaugh does, you're also going to invite more scrutiny. Every little negative thing will be noted. That's just the way it goes. And it's not unfair.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Nick's online chats are [Body]

Output: Nick's online chats are particularly bad. He offers no new information or insights and basically just says "only time will tell" to every question. He's lazy and not terribly insightful. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I don't think you understand [Body]

Output: I don't think you understand how journalism works. You think they should just sit on their hands and not report a player's allegations -- even after asking M for comment? If this were Bama, I bet you'd be the first guy accusing ESPN of a coverup.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yeah. Only a dumbass like you [Body]

Output: Yeah. Only a dumbass like you would make this a partisan political issue.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Agreed. This is a lousy [Body]

Output: Agreed. This is a lousy precedent. Great lesson for the players.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yes. They fit the profile and [Body]

Output: Yes. They fit the profile and have a certain old-school glamour about them.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Gee, this isn't a stale old [Body]

Output: Gee, this isn't a stale old chestnut or anything. Let it go already. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] No. The coaches already know [Body]

Output: No. The coaches already know we'll have a few medicals and a few fifth-years who won't be back. So they haven't over signed. They're under no obligation to inform us of the current roster numbers.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Bandwagon [Body]

Output: I've lived all over the country as well including places like Chicago and NYC. I even lived blocks from Wrigley. Never, not ever have I rooted for Chicago or the despicable NYC teams. I get he moved all over the place as a kid and that's hard for any kid to pick one team but pick one and stick with it. He jumped all over the place in college. Told us he liked UM but then rooted for MSU because of his girl. It's like he's a chameleon sports fan. I just really dislike this kid (for reasons too many to list here) and can't stand him getting any attention on my favorite website especially when I know he doesn't love the maize and blue like his MLive profile says he does.


Input: [Date] 3 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Warber [Body]

Output: This guy is a total clown. Warber was a roommate of mine for two years (only because we needed a last second addition to the house because someone else dropped out because of complicated circumstances) at Central Michgan and in college he rooted for the Sparties because his girlfriend at the time was a MSU fan. He also rooted against UM just to spite me and others who are die-hards. I have no idea why MLive ever gave him an opportunity to write about the Wolverines. He lives in Pittsburgh sending his stories from there and has no clue as to what the pulse of Michigan fans is. He also has no idea about Michigan history other then what he probably read in a media guide. He's an army brat who rooted for Fresno State (when they were at least decent) where is daddy was stationed once, also rooted for Boston teams and Houston teams. He's a bandwagon jumper and now because not a single credible organiztion will give him work he's latched onto MLive. No one, I repeat, NO ONE, should ever read his posts (not that anyone should be reading MLive to begin with but he's the last person on earth anyone should read). I can't tell you how much of an idiot this kid is.


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Frost [Body]

Output: Anyone know why Kris Frost is so hard up to be a wideout. I would think bringing in a guy like Mattison who coached Ray freakin Lewis and Terrell Suggs would be intriguing to any high school linebacker.


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Falcons [Body]

Output: You mean he wasn't talking about beatin Bowling Green again? Maybe this time by a lot wider margin?


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] No one [Body]

Output: No one associated with the program currently or in the past should be allowed to have their opinions of this hire seriously.


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Coma [Body]

Output: I'm seriously considering putting myself into a induced coma if Brady Hoke is hired and not wake up until either A. its over or B. we have a winning season. Coma might be considered until this coaching search is over too.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Tim Biakabutuka [Body]

Output: He'd understand the rivalry better than anyone right? I mean he DOES own the rushing record against the Buckeyes after all so that qualifies him. BTW, what the hell has he been up to the past few years? Anyone actually know?


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] UT [Body]

Output: Just look at what's been happening at Tennessee the last few years. Everyone wants to say we're turning into Notre Dame but I disagree and say we're more comparable to the Volunteers. Think about it, we both won a national championship in the late 90's, all but forced out our coaches the led us to said championship and hired someone who was not a fit at all and both faced hiring a new coach in a short time period after the latest hire. While UT faced a change with Lane Kiffin faster than we did with Rodriguez and the circumstances are different in that approach we are very similar. Two once powerful programs now in turmoil.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] FML [Body]

Output: This day just gets worse and worse.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] LOL [Body]

Output: Oh man that never gets old.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Way better option [Body]

Output: Patterson is a much much much better choice than the guy Indiana and Minnesota passed over and the guy who ate grass on national TV. If Brandon has any hope of salvaging this coaching search and instilling hope in all of us he'd go after Patterson.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Harbaugh staying [Body]

Output: I'm watching ESPN and Chris Mortensen is reporting its down to the 49ers or Stanford for Harbaugh with Stanford being the favorite. A decision is coming tonight is what the scrolling news at the bottom says.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Pete Carroll [Body]

Output: How about Pete Carroll as long as we're throwing names out there. Never happening, but it would be funny to rub that in Harbaugh's face since he's seemingly used us to get more money in the NFL.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Tony Dungy [Body]

Output: Just heard on 97.1, so take it for what its worth, that Tony Dungy said he's glad UM hasn't called him because he'd have a hard time saying no to the job. What would all of your thoughts be about Brandon contacting Dungy about the job?


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Body] remember that when he was hired (and hired his second DC) Michigan was being incredibly stingy on assistant pay.Jeff Casteel would have followed RR except it would have meant taking a big pay cut. RR nonetheless did have a number of missteaps. He actually did have a decent DC (I think) in Schafer, but Schafer was a 4-3 guy and RR had a bizarre insistance on the 3-3-5 despite not knowing anything about coaching defenseive, probably due to his cronies on the defensive coaching staff. He could have also been a bit more tactful about certain aspects of being the coach at Michigan. But dear God please don't pretend that he wasn't undermined as badly as any new HC has ever been at a P5 job. Before he even coached one game he had most of the local media gunning for him due to BS like the WV document scandal and Boren transfering because RR shouted and swore (like 90% of college coaches). Lloyd and the alumni players did at best nothing to help him and at worst did crap like encouraging players to go to Sparty. The Freep created a massive controversy out of nothing with practicegate. Oh, and lets not forget the ossified husk of a roster that he was left by lloyd carr, which had a terrible back 7 on defense and something like 2 remaning starters and 6 olineman on offense. You hire Jeff Casteel at the beginning and RR is probably still coach here. Heck, you hire Jeff Casteel after 2010 and RR is still coach here, at least if you removed all the off the field submarining he took. [Title]

Output: Everyone here banging on about how RR's defense was his downfall


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] Not the best pizza in the world, but it is pretty solid, and that amount for that price is amazing. So sad that there isn't one in Boston [Title]

Output: Love love love it


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Body] but that's kinda irrelavent given that the GOT justice system is six degrees of f'd up by our standards (See eg: trial by combat) If you agree to have a crime perpetuated against you ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN COERCED INTO DOING SO, it is unquestionably 100% rape. And yall are dense as all get out if you think she agreed to either the marriage or the sex of her own accord. [Title]

Output: Marital rape probably isn't a "crime" in GOT


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Oh wow, she discussed it with Littlefinger. And what do you think would have happened had she said no to Littlefinger? Sansa is smart enough by now to know exactly what happens to people who cross Littlefinger. She was forced into marriage, and the sex was essentially coerced, since refusing to consumate the marriage would likely land her in a session of Ramsay's Super Happy Flaying Fun Time. Even within the context of a coerced sexual encounter, Ramsay violently and aggressively took her and used her in ways she was not prepared for, or okay with, because he knew that she couldn't say no. It was absolutely, 100% rape and the fact that you can't see that is profoundly disturbing. [Title]

Output: No, its pretty clear she didn't willingly marry Ramsay


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Body] live in CA, provided it is a full ride. But the job prospects are still pretty mediocre. Only about 50% of grads get full time, long term jobs that require a JD. Only 13% get the high paying, prestigious gigs popularly associated with lawyering. 20% of the class is straight up unemployed 9 months after graduating. [Title]

Output: It isn't the end of the world if you are from CA and want to


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I would totally raise my future family in Ann Arbor. Assuming I could get a job there of course (grad school right now) My only concern is that my love for AA is more tied up in how great my undergrad experiences there were. Would I still love it the same amount living there as a post grad, or is my fondness more due to the friends I made there and the college experiences? I don't THINK so, but who knows... [Title]

Output: I am a young recent grad


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] . [Title]

Output: Double post


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] provincial is a pejorative term for people outside the city, not those inside the city who look down on provincials, fyi. [Title]

Output: Not to be a jerk, but


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I did, in fact, happen to notice that the article portrays sexual assault as a phenomenon that exists independently of greek life. I also noticed this part: "Studies have shown that fraternity men are three times as likely to commit rape". So while it is obvious that sexual assault happens outside of the greek context (a point neither myself nor anyone else was disputing) , frat bros are far more likely the commit rape, because even ones that don't encourage gang rape as an initiation ritual have plenty of misogyny baked into the system. In any case, none of that was present in my comment, which was about how supposed oversight of frats is a joke (see: this article, where the system did nothing or next to nothing to numerous and systemic sexual assaults from the greek system, and in fact did plenty to protect them). I don't know why it would matter if I knew someone that went to one of those schools or not (although I do) or that you knowing a victim of sexual assault somehow invalidates my opinion if I did not (I know several, victimized in both greek and non-greek situations, and I find it incredibly offensive that you would try to wave their experiences in my face like a badge of authority). Please try to read this post more carefully than you did my last one. [Title]

Output: Charming ad hominems


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Did you even read the article? The current oversight provided by universites over greek life is a joke. Sure, people might form secret organizations, but in order to grow to any degree they'd have to add more members....which would lead to discovery of the groups, and the prompt suspension/expulsion of the members. At that point, joining a secret male organization would become more trouble than it's worth, and they'd fade away. [Title]

Output: Yeah, no.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm including everyone after Henson too. [Title]

Output: I pry should have phrased it better


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] First, no, John Navarre didn't get as much crap as Gardner gets. He definitely got a lot (and it was definitely out of proportion given that he lead the team to back to back 10-3 seasons) but while people grumbled when he struggled it never approached anything serious except when Drew Henson was on the team. Second, while everyone loves Denard, many people who love him trip over themselves to qualify that love with "well he may not have been a good passer, but...", questioning his ability to actually be a QB. Here are Denard's passing stats from 2010, when he had a real QB coach. YPA: 8.8 Yards: 2,570 Completion Percentage: 62.5% TD/INT: 18/11 Also pretty comperable to Henne, except Denard also did this 1702 yards rushing, 6.6 yards per attempt, 14 TDS But Denard was the one who was/is criticized as a terrible passer, not Henne. [Title]

Output: Two points


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Gardner puts up equal/slightly better numbers despite the train wreck around him. Yet people wanted to replace him with Morris, despite there being nothing to demonstrate that Morris would be ready. Now why is that? [Title]

Output: I think that only helps my point


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'll give you Minor, and Toussaint seemed like he could have been good with an oline that gave him space But that's what, two guys going back to 04 (given that Hart came in being what he was)? Pretty terrible track record. [Title]

Output: Hmmm


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Devin Gardner 2013: YPA: 8.6 Yards: 2960 Completetion percentage: 60.3% TD/INT: 21-11 Chad Henne (best season, 06): YPA: 7.6 Yards: 2508 Completion percentage: 61.9% TD/INT: 22-8 So, almost identical (or better) numbers for Gardner, yet he was torn apart last year. Henne gets praised as probably the best UM qb since Henson. I wonder what noticeable characteristic would cause one of these two to get blasted and called incompetent while the other one recieves praise.....something about Gardner (and Denard) that hasn't generally been true of UM QB's in the last 40 years... [Title]

Output: It's pretty understandable if you think about it


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] HIRE EM [Title]

Output: Actually now he is! :D


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] there is a strong chance he is still coach. I say strong and not "certain" because the "Michigan Men" would have still despised him and undermined him at every turn, and because the team Lloyd left him was still going to be a rotten husk. Dave Brandon, Brady Hoke, and the rest of the football/athletics leadership are all incompetent hacks, but this is what our program inbreeding has done to us. [Title]

Output: If Rich Rod had brought Casteel with him


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] They have one NC in the last 30 years, and only three BCS appearances in the last 20 years. They were utterly blown out in each of those three appearances. Based on tonight, they are definitely ahead of us as a program tho. [Title]

Output: Did they?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Student section shrank by a third. and general admission for hockey now means "get there 1.5 hours before hand or be prepared for the worst seats in the house". The scoreboard is nicer, but the end result was huge areas devoted to "disabled seating" that inevitably are never used by the disabled (only for recruits). Meanwhile, the areana feels half empty because of the huge space allotments to luxury upper deck seating that is never filled. Half of the hockey threads this past season were complaining about how the quality of Yost has nosedived in the past four years. Sure, but in actuality, the only ones that matter are football, basketball, and hockey. And he has had a direct role in making two of thsoe worse (and bball is only better because the coaches and upgrades were already in place before him. I shudder to think what will happen when/if there is a coaching change for bball). [Title]

Output: Yeah, I was actually


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] 1. Has nothing to do with being an athletic director or managing Michigan sports in the 21st century (this is the disease I have been talking about; if you played for Bo people will worship you even tho it means diddly squat anymore) 2. Regent's don't do jack beyond making sure the Uni is profitable. Michigan has been profitable for almost it's entire existance. A for effort Brandon! 3. Former CEO: See, "rips off model of business competitors and why that doesn't work in college football" 4. Being AD in and of itself doesn't mean jack. I could be hired AD tomorrow, doesn't mean I'd suddenly be qualified to run the department. 5. "Father of four". Congrats, he can procreate. So can any drunk in a bar on a friday. 6. "led U of M out of stretchgate": "didn't f-up the conversion out of the non-controversy that was stretch gate (which only existed because MICHIGAN MEN working at the freep decided that Rich Rod didn't deserve to coach at U of M) 7. "unparalled financial success": The department was profitable before him. It'll be profitbale after him. The university literally has nothing to spend that extra profit on (besides administrator pay and worthless upgrades to the facilities of non-money sports) [Title]

Output: So let's break this down


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] It isn't their fault at the end of the day. They are mostly all top recruits who figured they'd be able to dominate their compeition. They didn't know what they were getting into. [Title]

Output: You root for the team nonetheless


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] and even played football under Bo, thus making him a "Michigan Man" (TM) even if every action he takes indicates a soulless corporate sponge who only cares about short term profit and BRAND PROMOTION instead of what makes Michigan Michigan. I hate, hate, hate, hate HATE the concept of a "Michigan Man" and the sooner it dies in a fire the sooner we as a program can move on. [Title]

Output: He attended UMich


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] 1. "renovation of Yost" slashed seat amounts (particularly in the student section" in favor of high end seats that are never filled (and these renovations were in the works before him anyway) 2. Renovation of Crisler: (also approved before he took over) 3. "countless other things for non revenues sports": Who gives a crap. No one other than the participants and familiy members of those participants cares about those sports. Obviously Dave Brandon isn't responsible for the Oline. But he IS responsible for so much else. And by the way, I actually didnt hate how the oline performed tonight. [Title]

Output: Hmmm


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] His claim to fame is turning Dominoes Pizza around, which he did buy copying the recipe of similar pizza chains. Customers came because Dominoes suddenly didn't taste awful. Unfortunately, Brandon has no idea how to apply his policy of "rip off the success of the market competitors" to college football. Michigan graduates 6,000 students per year. Let's stop pretending that one is a special snowflake and deserves deference just because one did so. [Title]

Output: That's a joke, right?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] What good has Dave Brandon done other than increase "profit" margin (read, more pay for athletics administrators)? [Title]

Output: Defend your statements and offer a reubttal


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] has meant SOOOO much amirite?! Our program needs to get over this disease where being associated with the program suddenly makes you God's gift to man. Dave Brandon is a joke. Jury is still out on Brady Hoke, but in year four we are getting blown out by ND. Rich Rod was in all likelihood gonna fail cause of his inability to coach a defense, but at least that guy didn't get hired based on his tangential connection to a program that hasn't truly existed for a decade. [Title]

Output: Cause being a man of Michigan


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This better be the last I ever hear of the concept of "Michigan Man". ***k me with a stick. Our arrogance almost deserved to be punished with this. Dave Brandon can't be fired a moment too soon [Title]

Output: All I can say is


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] One factor you don't see discussed enough is that over the past decade U of M has slowly been admitting more and more rich east coasters and less and less in-state students. And the in-state students they do admit anymore come from rich suburbs like west bloomfield and rochester hils (in-state tuition has skyrocketed and Michigan is terrible at offering grant aid). The out of state kids havent grown up with Michigan football in their family most of the time, and even if they follow sports all their memories of Michigan football are of mediocre teams. Because of all this, plus the skyrocketing ticket prices, many U of M students from lower income levels can't afford t ickets when they are already borrowing money for education. This means that those same disconnected rich east-coasters make up a larger percentage of the students who buy tickets, and many of them would rather get wasted outside a frat than go to the games. The sunk cost of the tickets is nothing to them; they can afford to buy and not go. If they do go, they are disinterested and spend the time socializing instead of watching the game. [Title]

Output: Oh yes


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] is, to what degree is Michigan Law's slightly worse placement due to less effective placement/reputation, or to self-selection into the less sexy PI jobs? [Title]

Output: The big question for potential applicants, then


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] (Fed Clerkships using 2012 data) Yale: 34.7% Stanford: 28.2% Harvard: 17.8% UChicago: 14.4% Virgina: 14.3% Duke: 12.9% Upenn: 10.3% Michigan: 8.5% Columbia: 7.9% UCberkeley: 6.7% Northwestern: 64.4% Cornell: 6.3% NYU: 5.6% Georgetown 3.7% (http://www.lstscorereports.com/) Between this data set and the big law data set, the biggest takeaway is lol Gerogetown [Title]

Output: Michigan does okay at federal clerkships


Input: [Date] 2 days 1 hour ago [Title] To be clear, I didn't mean [Body]

Output: To be clear, I didn't mean that Harbaugh will tell every kid he talks to that they'll play both ways, but if he maintains the practice of using skilled players in such a fashion, then you can bet that elite recruits will ask about it at the very least. Harbaugh doesn't have to promise anything but an opportunity, which I'm sure is all he ever promises. But it's nice to have that history behind him to prove he's not just selling snake oil to kids.


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Title] Like it or not, if he is, as [Body]

Output: Like it or not, if he is, as I stated "really productive" playing three ways there will be no stopping the early Heisman talk. Nowhere did I say he's going to win it, but the TV analysts always throw out their early hopefuls, and having UM players getting any positive talk after the past few years is a good thing. It doesn't mean he'll win it, but positive press is always good when it comes to recruiting HS kids who have big dreams.


Input: [Date] 2 days 4 hours ago [Title] Peppers playing offense could [Body]

Output: Peppers playing offense (as well as defense and special teams of course) could be the greatest thing to happen for the immediate future of the program, for several reasons, none of which are likely lost on someone as shrewd as Jim Harbaugh. 1. Get the best athlete on the field that much more 2. Get the ball in his hands and watch him dazzle 3. If he's really productive, generate Hesiman buzz, which further gets UM on major networks and not bumped by garbage teams, more Jabrill-centric highlight shows, etc. 4. If he's not really productive, it still makes the defense have to game plan for him 5. It becomes a great recruiting pitch for high level athletes who wish to play both ways 6. Profit


Input: [Date] 2 days 20 hours ago [Title] Could be a little awkward if [Body]

Output: Could be a little awkward if some German person addresses him. And junior high hilarious too.


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Title] Sound advice, coming from one [Body]

Output: Sound advice, coming from one Dr. Kimble. The problem is that if he ran, he'd probably get away temporarily, looking like he was going to escape, only to get caught before reaching his destination.


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Title] It actually does work like [Body]

Output: It actually does work like that, quite often. And in this case, I'm pretty sure Urban is more than capable of figuring out a role for a guy who has (for several years) mostly done nothing but shred other teams once he's gotten the ball in his hands. You have seen Miller play, haven't you? The dude simply has to get touches and the yards will come. This new role won't be much of a transition from his old role as a dual threat QB. The only concern for OSU is his durability.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] You mean Harbaugh will make [Body]

Output: You mean Harbaugh will make this team so good that we will be forced to play NFL teams? I can see it.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I can't really agree with the [Body]

Output: I can't really agree with the underachieving part of your assessment. If he underachieved with All Conference and All American play, leading to him being a first round draft selection, then I hope we get lots more underachievers - ASAP. The asshat part is highly probable, however.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Probably not Barwis [Body]

Output: Sounds to me like he's at a Holiday Inn Express.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Over 100 posts and not one of [Body]

Output: Over 100 posts and not one of them from "I Like Burgers". HE IS A FRAUD.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Also in the UP, albeit the [Body]

Output: Also in the UP, albeit the eastern end (in the Soo), you've got the "Big C" from Clyde's and the West Pier drive in burgers. Both are very much worth a stop if you're looking for a good, and large, burger.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I think he meant Terrelle [Body]

Output: I think he meant Terrelle Pryor, who is there approximately 30-40 hours a week.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] FWIW, Chris Balas has matter [Body]

Output: FWIW, Chris Balas has (quite matter-of-factly) gone on record saying Hawkins will go blue.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Don't sell the guy short; [Body]

Output: Don't sell the guy short; he's both of those things.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Holy shit [Body]

Output: Dude has an NFL build already.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hello: Willis [Body]

Output: Hello: Willis


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Good thing there's a pill for [Body]

Output: Good thing there's a pill for that nowadays.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's only because that's [Body]

Output: That's only because that's the last time ESPN updated its rankings.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 24 min ago [Title] If you were a real fan, you'd [Body]

Output: If you were a real fan, you'd have left work early to do that. (says the guy with no avatar)


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] #fab30 [Body]

Output: #fab30


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Yes, but that's just her [Body]

Output: Yes, but that's just her stage name.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He had been discussed a bit [Body]

Output: He had been discussed a bit on the Rivals board by a member who seemed to know quite a bit about him. Said member also thought he'd likely be a commit. Voilà!


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Agreed. His comments toward [Body]

Output: Agreed. His comments toward the end of the video about making a difference are so true and insightful, especially for a young guy fresh out of college.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Well he's a former Red, so [Body]

Output: Well he's a former Red, so there's always the Ohio Hall of Fame.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Well alcohol does tend to [Body]

Output: Well alcohol does tend to provide a means for some people to absolve themselves from responsibility or accountability after imbibing, so I guess it's a fitting tribute for ol' Joe.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Thanks for the correction. [Body]

Output: Thanks for the correction. Seems I should've known that, but I mainly recall a HS buddy living in Tucson and saying he was 3 hours behind when we would chat on the phone.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] If he works for the Suns, [Body]

Output: If he works for the Suns, then he likely lives in AZ, which is in the Pacific time zone. So it maybe wasn't all that late for him to be awake and tweeting. He could still be a tremendous douche, though.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Not a good idea, we don't [Body]

Output: Not a good idea, we don't want our boys getting MIP's.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I totally agree. Tomorrow [Body]

Output: I totally agree. Tomorrow would be a much better day for him to commit.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 23 min ago [Title] I'll be quite depressed if [Body]

Output: I'll be quite depressed if that Despond Fitzpatrick kid doesn't go blue.