Input: [Date] 15 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Something tells me he is still growing into his body physically, and there's a lot of "expected projection" with this offer. Didn't the same thing happen with Teske who is now a unanimous four star still on the rise? I understand everyone's "freak out" with this pick-up, but 2016 is still a long ways away. This kid could be just on the verge of turning the corner as he's still developing that big body, and we could be extremely pumped about him in a year. I'm doing a wait and see with this guy. Sounds like he's about to blow up, so I'm not too worried yet. [Title]

Output: Something tells me he is


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I'm going to go a bit out of most people's league here... Yojimbo/Sanjuro (For which at least part of The Man With No Name trilogy was based off of) - AKIRA KUROSAWA is the man. The Revenge Trilogy - The most well known of the three is Oldboy. Not necessarily a trilogy that has a lot of rewatchability. Of course to appreciate these, you have to not mind reading your movies. [Title]

Output: I'm going to go a bit out of


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] +1 for being the first post that made me scroll back up to make sure I read that right. [Title]

Output: +1 for being the first post


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I assumed it wouldn't be long for this scenario to go down, but I felt it was worth the attempt. [Title]

Output: I assumed it wouldn't be long


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Up your butt and around the corner. [Title]

Output: Up your butt and around the


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] +1 for Andrew Dakich reference. [Title]

Output: +1 for Amdrew Dakich


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Harbaugh ceilings are always undefeated. Harbaugh floors are wherever they end up at the end of the year. [Title]

Output: Harbaugh celings are always


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It kinda sounds like Lick Genitals. No? [Title]

Output: It kinda sounds like Lick


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 22 hours ago [Body] There only three white stripes. But I'm still not sure why or what I'm defending. [Title]

Output: There only three white


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Goosebumps. Never before has special teams been more interesting in my life. [Title]

Output: Goosebumps. Never before has


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I know I should know this being that I consider myself a devout fan of basketball, but what happens if the inbounds dude throws a full counter and makes it? I fully believe they would discount it, but it would be more entertaining to allow the basket to count with no time coming off the clock. In fact, go ahead and give them a free shot at it with the consequence being, well... You lose. [Title]

Output: I know I shoukd know this


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The problem is... We absolutely have no clue what his ceiling is, so there's no point in debating it. He could end up better than Kovacs (I doubt Kovacs was/will be the best walk-on that ever played football), or he could never play a snap. We just don't know. I know that with Harbaugh's help he is probably more likely to hit his ceiling than with most coaches. [Title]

Output: The problem is... We


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I liked bugs better. [Title]

Output: I liked bugs better.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Holy insane depth, Batman. First ever for Beilein at Michigan? Yes, believe so. Even in our most recent great years, our good depth was 7/8 strong.. so this heavily trumps that. I really wouldn't be surprised to see some early entry NBA guys next year from this lineup... Potential for Levert, Irvin and Walton. If Irvin plays like he has the last few weeks all season long, there will be some definite chatter with him. Walton was on the board before he got hurt and his play suffered from it. And Dawkins, man... I'm not going to say it wont happen. [Title]

Output: Holy insane depth, Batman.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Sometimes I wonder how many of us on this board, especially those that tend to be more critical of others and their mistakes, have littered themselves with poor decisions that they try to hide (expecially from themselves). The truth of the matter is that there isn't one individual on this planet that hasn't made a regrettable mistake in their lives and hasn't faced adversity. David Harrison is doing everything he can to provide for his family and survive, and props to him for learning from his mistakes and trying to better himself with the situation he's currently in. It's easy for us to feel sorry for ourselves and sulk in our adversity and get nowhere. This man is facing it and trying to figure out how he can overcome it in order to support those he's responsible for. In no way is this funny. From someone who has learned from his own past mistakes and thankfully been able to learn from them and in turn been blessed from that wisdom, I seriously hope David figures out how to turn that intelligence of his into something that will help bring him the success and fulfillment he desires. He has obviously matured, and because of that he deserves a shot at fulfillment. [Title]

Output: Sometimes I wonder how many


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Walton > Spike... when healthy. Even when he's not, he still showcases skills that Spike just doesn't have. Spike is a better pure point guard, but we have also learned that Beilein's teams thrive with a skilled athletic point guard. I guess the better way of putting it is that in no way should Spike ever supplant Walton as the starter where Walton is forced to sit on the bench. He was incredible as a developing freshman, and he has the potential to be an NBA draft pick if he's allowed to showcase that development when healthy next year. He was a projected pick this past year until he got hurt, and this is a guy that should only help is status with another year. Walton is going to be phenomenal for us next year, and I can't wait to see the development of this team with a healthy Walton and potential Levert return, not to mention Duncan Robinson and the possibility of getting this overseas kid. We seriously have a chance to be an incredibily special team again next year. And with the projection that Dawkins is currently on, I would not be surprised to see him blow up next year. Like gone to NBA ala Burke/Stauskas blow up. This year's team is fun to watch, but next year's has the potential to be extremely fun. [Title]

Output: Walton > Spike... when


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Body] One who requests their mother-in-law to take the shot is obviously not expecting a monetary return on investment... [Title]

Output: One who requests their


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 22 hours ago [Body] I see what you're saying, and I agree with a lot of it. However, there are still a lot of kids that want to make their college choice prior to their senior year, and that number seems to continually grow year after year. Some schools just have to be crossed off the list because of the fact that they can't afford to visit (especially with family). I think that the kids who want to see that gameday atmosphere and make those late decisions are still going to do that whether or not they have the opportunity to check out the campus on an official before their senior season. I don't think the timelines for a decision of many recruits will actually change much with earlier official visits, but it will give recruits and their families who want to make those earlier decisions a real good look at the schools they are truly interested in no matter the required distance traveled. Some families have the money to do those things on their own, and some don't. [Title]

Output: I see what you're saying, and


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] What's this I'm reading about a walk-on from St. Joe? EXPLAIN PLEASE AND THANK YOU. [Title]

Output: What's this I'm reading about


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Maybe he's just a little crabby... [Title]

Output: Maybe he's just a little


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] To be fair, he said the style and intensity of practice was similar to Bama's, not the quality of play. [Title]

Output: To be fair, he said the style


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Negative. Perfect thread. [Title]

Output: Negative. Perfect thread.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Lucky. [Title]

Output: Lucky.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Is that you Frank Clark? Goodness gracious. [Title]

Output: Is that you Frank Clark?


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 18 hours ago [Body] There is no player I love watching make a great play more than Chatman. Hope he makes more plays like that and shuts all you naysayers up. Great win, fellas. Great win. [Title]

Output: There is no player I love


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Just because he doesn't go to school there doesn't mean he can't love the school. I've never stepped foot in Ann Arbor (nor the state of Michigan for that matter), but I would still call myself a diehard. Yes, he's extreme about his diehardism, but just because he didn't attend a UM class doesn't mean he should straight cut down the extremities and became a "normal" UM fan. He can't change who he is, and I'm totally fine with that. It's his life to live not ours. [Title]

Output: Just because he doesn't go to


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Yeah, well I enjoy reading WD's story more than yours, so WD wins. [Title]

Output: Yeah, well I enjoy reading


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Body] To your point, I think that if he is successful in the NFL... people will forget their lasting views of him at Michigan. The truth of the matter is that the offensive gameplan did not put him in a position to kill it on the field. Maybe he didn't make the most out of every opportunity, but look at Devin Gardners numbers and tell me Funchess was going to have elite WR numbers even if he did catch every ball. The passing game was terrible, and this wasn't either of the Devin's fault. Coaching, man. [Title]

Output: To your point, I think that


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm sorry, but Frank Clark was much better than an "above average athlete." I had no doubts about him getting drafted until that incident. He seemed to me to be another player that underperformed his skills, much like Funchess. I wouldn't have been surprised to see him snagged in the third round prior to what happened, and I fully expect him still to be grabbed by someone, undrafted or not, and make an NFL roster if he can stay out of trouble. Not just make the roster, but play some significant minutes in his career. He has plenty of "can't teach" immeasureables that will do him a lot of good with proper discipline and coaching. [Title]

Output: I'm sorry, but Frank Clark


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 3 days ago [Body] All I know is there's a lot "ifs" with this current team. I do think we are close to turning the corner, but a lot if development needs to be made with a lot of players in order for this team to play for the B1G title next year (with or without Caris). The one thing we know for sure is that a healthy Walton Jr will be am excellent improvement at the PG position, but I think that's the only for sure expectation as far as improvement goes. I do think MAAR and Dawkins will make that leap forward and turn into excellent players, but I'm really curious to see how Chapman and DJ Wilson look next year. I think Chapman will be better than most expect, but Wilson is a complete unknown with him barely playing this year - it may have hurt his projected development. Either way, I think next year will be a fun and exciting team to watch again. I don't expect to pick up any high level recruits being that it looks like we may get one with few options; therefore, I don't expect any real new faces that could instantly impact the team in a positive way. Duncan Robinson should provide excellent shooting, but his complete impact is entirely unknown as well. All that being said, definite improvement next year, but the extent is extremely up in the air. Player development may have never been more inportant given our current youth. [Title]

Output: All I know is there's a lot


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 3 days ago [Body] McGary will play both the 4 and 5. They lost Perkins, so it won't take too much away from him. He's already shown his skills in OKC so they'll find some time for him. Next season will be very interesting. He will probably take more from Collison as he moves toward old man status. [Title]

Output: McGary will play both the 4


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yeah, well I posted your mom earlier too. Oooooooooooo [Title]

Output: Yeah, well I posted your mom


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I don't know about you, but when I'm pumped about something going on in my life, I sure as heck don't mind me talking about it if someone asks me to. Getting to speak about one of your ultimate passions in life is something that is hard to turn down. Plus, these guys have a history with each other while he coached the Niners - They know each other. If you listened, even his wife addressed Tim as if she's cooked a meal for him in the past. ...Now that I think about it, this may actually be more about helping Tim get his Podcasts a good headstart (this is the first one he's done) than actually all about Jim himself. Either way, Harbaugh. [Title]

Output: I don't know about you, but


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I've watched the first 45 maybe 8 times and the rest of the film probably just once (maybe twice). The first 45 though... Mesmerizing. [Title]

Output: I've watched the first 45


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I vote for WD. Let's see what the kid can do in the spotlight. [Title]

Output: I vote for WD. Let's see what


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I was just thinking that same exact thing. Brian----> Sports Media Careers as Harbaugh----> Coaching Careers. [Title]

Output: I was just thinking that same


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] My favorite Chris Farley movie may in fact be Almost Heroes... [Title]

Output: My favorite Chris Farley


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Oh yeah? Well The Cable Guy is one if my all time favorite comedies. [Title]

Output: Oh yeah? Well The Cable Guy


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm going to go ahead and guess that if you don't unknowingly like an "artistic" movie then you will some day. "Artistic" isn't a genre and therefore can apply to your interests if within the proper genre of your choice. [Title]

Output: I'm going to go ahead and


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I don't know whether to neg you or posbang you for your honesty. I have no idea why you don't think it's good, but it is in fact fantastic. [Title]

Output: I don't know whether to neg


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Not joking when I say that I loved the heck out of him in Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call New Orleans. He was so jacked up in that movie. Couldn't stop laughing. [Title]

Output: Not joking when I say that I


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Well now I feel obligated to admit that I loved Man of Steel. LOVED I SAID. [Title]

Output: Well now I feel obligated to


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] So here we have people trying to get word across that we shouldn't tweet negative things at recruits, and in response we have people who blog about those feelings instead. Makes sense I guess, but I feel like half the point was missed somehow. [Title]

Output: So here we have people trying


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] I think what makes your comment more comical than it should be is the fact that you complained about Jay accidentally misspelling "Adidas" while you purposefully misspelled 1/10 of the words I'm responding to. I realize you're not trying to sell yourself here or anything, but it's still comical. [Title]

Output: I think what makes your


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm not here condoning his actions or saying the girl deserved it, but as a poster above stated, the girl was out of sorts and approached Mixon looking for an altercation (I believe she was drunk). It is known that she had a history of legal issues, so I say this with the understanding that she was not an innocent party in this incident. I will reiterate from my post above that Mixon was known to have a good background with no prior incidents in his childhood, so this was very out of sorts for him. Again, there is never an excuse to hit a female, especially in the manner that was done in this case, but I fully understand this as something to not expect in the future with him. This isn't a Ray Rice issue where the footage showed the actions of a completely cold-blooded male - there were faults in both parties, and the end result was Mixon going out of control with how he reacted to the female's actions. His suspension and jail time was understood and deserved, but I fully expect him to learn from this situation as everything I read claims him to be a stand out individual with good morality. [Title]

Output: I'm not here condoning his


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Going to be honest with you guys here... I don't think the mindset with Mixon is similar to that of other guys who have been involved with domestic violence. I live in OKC and I've read most of the articles and heard a lot of perceptions of this situation. I think OU fans are still excited about this kid, and the knowledge of him is that this incident was completely out of the norm for the kid and is not quite so cut and dry as "punch girl in face" sounds. The OK media all got to see the footage of the incident, and it was basically what they expected they would see. There was an article in the Oklahoman this morning with quotes from Stoops about how exited they are to have him back and how good of a kid he is. He does not have a bad background at all, and I will honestly be more shocked if we hear about another negative incident from him (especially to this severity) than if we don't. I completely dislike OU, but I am definitely open to seeing this kid have another chance. One incident should not be the end of a players career. [Title]

Output: Going to be honest with you


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Half agree half not. The part I don't agree to is that Harbaughs staff was on the "loser" end of the recruiting gig. I do think there's a bit if an ego issue with the standard mgoblogger's perspective regarding certain media outlets, and while opinions are voiced quite strongly on this one as well, I definitely think Harbaugh's staff did a great job flipping some guys we had (probably) never even heard of prior to a few weeks ago. We lost out on some guys, but that has to be expected with a minimal timeframe to recruit with a new staff (even with Harbaugh's reputation). OTHER THAN THAT... I hear you, man. [Title]

Output: Half agree half not. The part


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I read the sports page of the local Oklahoman that is provided to me in the handicap stall I am currently sitting in. Doesn't make me old, but then again if this wasn't a free service I wouldn't be reading... So I guess you're right. [Title]

Output: I read the sports page of the


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Has anyone's balls turned blue on this fella yet? [Title]

Output: Has anyone's balls turned


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] This is like the complete reverse Hoke here. How many recruits do we have in limbo on NSD? 27? Geez... This will be a COMPLETELY NONproductive day tomorrow. [Title]

Output: This is like the complete


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Also could be said that "if you ain't first... at least you won't end up blown up in the middle of a nursing home." Sometimes "ain't first" isn't as bad as it seems. At least in this context. [Title]

Output: Also could be said that "if


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] No, we can't. That became most obvious when Jim Harbaugh became our coach. We haz all the bads. /s (It has become apparent to me that at times I must use this or risk neg-bombs) [Title]

Output: No, we can't. That became


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Sir Spicyweiner??? [Title]

Output: Sir Spicyweiner???


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Body] As someone who's wife is obsessed with Dance Moms, "the Devil's work" is probably the most accurate summary I've ever read regarding that show. [Title]

Output: As someone who's wife is


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 18 hours ago [Body] Do they not have any good freshmen coming in? I think a lot of people thought we would be atrocious a few years where we scrapped together a very good team as well. I completely dislike that school not to mention their coach, but he is still a good coach. All it takes is a few players to step up and make a difference and the outlook could be completely different. [Title]

Output: Do they not have any good


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 18 hours ago [Body] See also: Mitch McGary...? Oh wait, he actually figured it out... I know both Donnal and Chatman have only three years of eligibility left and everything, but I think they still have a chance at becoming good if not great players. Beilein has a knack for helping players continually improve. Plus the fact that Chatman started at the beginning of the year kind of gives me the idea that maybe he was showing something prior to the beginning of the season that isn't what we are seeing now. Wait to see what these guys look like next year before you think that Beilein screwed up on those two guys. [Title]

Output: See also: Mitch McGary...? Oh


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yeah, cause you know him so much better than Harbaugh... [Title]

Output: Yeah, cause you know him so


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yes, now just reel him in Jim... Reel him in REAL good. [Title]

Output: Yes, now just reel him in


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Body] This is what they said about sir Spike Albrecht (albeit on the court), then the National Championship game happened... [Title]

Output: This is what they said about


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Wolverine Devotee = Lloyd Brady of the interwebs? WD, when are you doing your first podcast interview with your newfound fame? [Title]

Output: Wolverine Devotee = Lloyd


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If you judge "favorite websites" based off of web activity, I'd say not only is it my favorite but also smashes Google despite the fact that Google is my homepage. [Title]

Output: If you judge "favorite


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Of course you would say that to ruin the fun of disciplinary negs. [Title]

Output: Of course you would say that


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Are you guys roommates by chance? That might help explain things. [Title]

Output: Are you guys roommates by


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Because of the fact that this thread wasn't intended for you, I don't think he cares if you care or not. [Title]

Output: Because of the fact that this


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Destroyer. Duh. [Title]

Output: What ship do champions sail


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] He's Jabrill Peppers. You didn't know this? [Title]

Output: He's Jabrill Peppers. You


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Hope he plays with a ship on his shoulder. [Title]

Output: Hope he plays with a ship on


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Love this team. Love Beilein. That is all. [Title]

Output: Love this team. Love Beilein.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sorry to hear that. Thoughts and prayers my friend. [Title]

Output: Sorry to hear that. Thoughts


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Unfortunately for me my dream business will more than likely not provide me with a satisfactory amount of income, so for now I'm stuck dealing with "the man." [Title]

Output: Unfortunately for me my dream


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] These next few weeks are sure to be filled with a lot of F5's and "looking over my shoulder to make sure no one is noticing my lack of productivity"s. [Title]

Output: These next few weeks are sure


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He's dead. Jerk. [Title]

Output: He's dead. Jerk.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Biggie [Title]

Output: Biggie


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Time for MAAR and Dawkins show off their skills and grow up. I'm actually excited to see this happen. This will only help next season by giving these guys some invaluable experience. [Title]

Output: Time for MAAR and Dawkins


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Currently watching the BTN Big Ten Elite show on the 2013 runner up team. Loved the win, but there is definitely something missing from the team this year. I will say though that I really liked to see MAAR do his thing tonight. He's definitely an addition to this team, and I'm excited to see what he's made of once he grows some confidence and realizes he can really help this team. [Title]

Output: Currently watching the BTN


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'm going to be honest with you here... I'm not sure I'd want a recruit whose name is "G Spot." Sounds like trouble. [Title]

Output: I'm going to be honest with


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I know some of these guys are giving you crap, but I actually learned something because of this thread... So +1. [Title]

Output: I know some of this guys are


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Bunch of weirdos. [Title]

Output: Bunch of weirdos.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I could see Durkin or Drevno before Wheatley. [Title]

Output: I could see Durkin or Drevno


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 1 day ago [Body] If you're referring to chunks of Gopher then yes. [Title]

Output: If you're referring to chunks


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] While this is extremely glorious news, I believe I'm going to have to pass... [Title]

Output: While this is extremely


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Do you seriously think Alabama doesn't redshirt any of their players? A team like Alabama who not only recruits well but also develops well should have very few freshmen play in a given year because their depth chart is stacked with talented guys who have been developed. You are wasting years of players' eligibility (and player development) by burning through redshirts just because "it's not what elite programs do." So much wrong with this one. [Title]

Output: Do you seriously think


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm pretty sure the majority of the fan base, especially those who paid attention to recruiting, had a difficult time not seeing a future filled with success after that BCS win. I think that was a fair assessment given the success he had in his first year at UM. That's what fan bases do; success results in more success, and failure results in more failure. We live by the day way above what reality tells us where nothing is guaranteed. That's one reason there's so much emotion put into each win and loss by fans. [Title]

Output: I'm pretty sure the majority


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Not only that, but he will also force other teams to make changes because he will make them look terrible in comparison. [Title]

Output: Not only that, but he will


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Apparently Sam will still have Wheatley.... but it's not a lock.... according to his sources. [Title]

Output: Apparently Sam will still


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Or like finding your wife's $5 bill in the drier for which will you will never fess up to since you're the one having to do the laundry. [Title]

Output: Or like finding your wife's


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I had to record the game tonight and accidentally checked the blog out prior to me starting up the dvr... Which was approximately 9:30 EST. Did not see a posbang thread, so I watched the entire game assuming a loss.... DID NOT LOSE HECK YES HARBAUGH [Title]

Output: I had to record the game


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Body] BANG..... I like that too. [Title]

Output: BANG..... I like that too.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Have you ever played a joke on a friend? So have I. ALL THE WHEATLEYS. ALL THE BANGS. [Title]

Output: Have you ever played a joke


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 days ago [Body] HECK YES. HARBAUGH. [Title]

Output: HECK YES. HARBAUGH.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Colin loves to fester up anger, hence his intense trollness. [Title]

Output: Colin loves to fester up


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Well sonofagun I already did my Christmas shopping. Must return gifts and repurchase now. On a semi-notsureifserious note, what if everyone on this board purchased some junk on Amazon through the mgoAmazon link.. that of course they were going to purchase anyway... and Brian set up a "Come Home Harbaugh" fundraiser via those funds. Think it could do some (positive) damage? I am not the creative type to come with what kind of legal actions could be done with such money, but Harbaugh's got to have some sort of Christmas wish list that we could partially fulfill. Dumb idea? Yeah thought so k thanks bye. [Title]

Output: Well sonofagun I already did


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Democratic vote... yes... I like. And of course, the coaches have no say in whether or not they are hired. [Title]

Output: Democratic vote... yes... I


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I have found that the best option for getting what you want for Christmas is buying what you want yourself and then finding someone who is willing to not only give it to you but also reimburse you. [Title]

Output: I have found that the best


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Hanes v-necks, man. I have some "nicer" options, but nothing beats the comfort of a Hanes v-neck. [Title]

Output: Hanes v-necks, man. I have


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Dennard was/is a corner...? [Title]

Output: Dennard was/is a corner...?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] We have non conference wins against Oregon and Syracuse not to mention a near win against Villanova. I think we are just hitting some growing pains with this young team - WE WILL BE FINE. If you think we are going to hit 20% from 3 all year... Coached by Sir Beilein... You're dang nuts. Defense looked good against a good shooting team. Once Harbaugh is announced as our new football coach, this team will come back to life. Of course if he isn't, well... Then God help us all. [Title]

Output: We have non conference wins


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] His tits look fine. He seems to be quite fit for his age. [Title]

Output: His tits look fine. He seems


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Isn't it odd that this thread was created by Coach Schiano, who is supposedly doing everything in his power to fill the coaching vacancy other than physically and forcefully planting his body in Hoke's office and refusing to leave until he's hired (or arrested)? [Title]

Output: Isn't it odd that this thread


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I don't think I cold have wanted one coach to be successful more than Brady Hoke. Such a classy guy, and you knew his influence on his players went well beyond the football field. Classy, classy man who truly cared for the University and his players. Really wish this could have worked out. He deserved any recognition he received today as his mark on those players is way more important in the grand scheme of things than the wins and losses. [Title]

Output: I don't think I cold have


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I think the key to this whole conspiracy is in your sig... It just clicked while reading your comment. What if it's... BIAKABUTUUUKAAAAAA!!!! [Title]

Output: I think the key to this whole


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This is a very Cowherd thing of you to do. [Title]

Output: This is a very Cowherd thing


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Something tells me he tweeted this just to go on mgoblog and read this thread. Not gonna lie, if I was him I would have a hard time not loving this. [Title]

Output: Something tells me he tweeted


Input: [Date] 5 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Yeah its so early a lot can happen. I remember this time last year I thought for sure DG was OSU bound by his comments that they were his favorite team growing up. [Title]

Output: Yeah its so early a lot can


Input: [Date] 5 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Looks like a football player. His lanky frame leads me to believe he is still growing into his body a little bit. Good athlete+upside? Welcome aboard brotha! [Title]

Output: Looks like a football player.


Input: [Date] 5 years 27 weeks ago [Body] It hasnt taken too long for Kiffin's recruiting tactics to start popping up at USC. This is a match made in heaven. A school that is possibly on the verge of getting the hammer dropped on them, and without a doubt the most frequent violater of recruiting rules. All this just adds to Brian's point about the whole situation. If the NC DOUBLE ASSHOLES dont hit USC hard then there really arent any rules. [Title]

Output: It hasnt taken too long for


Input: [Date] 5 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I dont know the middle name of this girl but for comedy purposes, Texas has a volleyball player by the name of Destiny Hooker. Some parents must just have a sick sense of humor. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?categoryid=3003796&id=3009676 [Title]

Output: I dont know the middle name


Input: [Date] 5 years 34 weeks ago [Body] If thats the case we can drop Adidas and swtich back to Nike. [Title]

Output: If thats the case we can drop


Input: [Date] 5 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Dude we know its been a tough year. No need to commit MGOBLogicide. [Title]

Output: Dude we know its been a tough


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Last Anchorman Reference- "You really know how to cut to the core of me Baxter" [Title]

Output: Last Anchorman Reference


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Nike, I miss you. [Title]

Output: Nike Where art thou?


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I think if RR gets 4 years he can get this thing up and running. But if he only gets next year to turn it around, then I think hes gone after next year. Think about it, this defense isn't gonna get that much better, plus all our tough games like ND, PSU, and OSU are all on the road next year. Where under RR we have only won 1 road game. If that is the case and RR gets canned after next year, Harbaugh makes the most sense. Despite what he has said about Michigan in the past he is a good coach. I would hope Miles isn't in the conversation. [Title]

Output: I think if RR gets 4 years he


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] It kinda sucks because he seems like a great guy, but the media forces you to hate him. They kiss his ass so much that I root for him to fail. Tom Brenneman last year in the NC game was the worst. "If you have the opportunity to spend 20 minutes with Tim Tebow, you're life is better for it" [Title]

Output: It kinda sucks because he


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] CBS just said he had face lacerations. [Title]

Output: CBS just said he had face


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Whats the record now for liveblogs? [Title]

Output: Whats the record now for


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Texas actually supports several top notch programs. Oklahoma and Oklahoma State pull a lot from Texas. As does TCU and Texas Tech. [Title]

Output: Texas actually supports


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] I wish Michigan had yell practice like A&M. UM fans need a lesson on getting loud. [Title]

Output: I wish Michigan had yell


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Lets see a coach in Ohio bashes Notre Dame, Michigan, West Virginia, and Pittsburgh. What are the similarities with those schools? I smell a Buckeye fan. People in Ohio already have a rivalry with the states of West Virginia and Pennsylvania. Then throw in the 2 other most recognizable programs in the Midwest. Look not much has gone right since RR was hired, but even tomhagan would have to admit that he can recruit. Two terrible seasons and he is still bringing in talent. And all we have read from recruits is how much they love the staff/family atmosphere. I'll base my opinion on RR's recruiting by the results, not by some anonymous high school coach with no credibility. [Title]

Output: Lets see a coach in Ohio


Input: [Date] 5 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Living in Dallas and getting to see him in high school, i've always pulled for him, even though i'm indifferent on the Lions. Steve Sabol said that was the best audio that NFL films has ever gotten, and theyve been in business since the mid 60's. Its hard to argue that. That was good stuff. [Title]

Output: Living in Dallas and getting


Input: [Date] 5 years 36 weeks ago [Body] In high school he plays OLB/Weakside end. I would assume he doesnt have too much experience covering people. That wouldnt be good. We need LBs who can play anyways and he seems like a good athlete. Also I would assume thats a fake fake 40 time. A guy that size who runs a 4.3? He would have to be a 5 star. [Title]

Output: In high school he plays


Input: [Date] 5 years 36 weeks ago [Body] The tomhagan meltdown reminds me of Randy Quaid in Major League 2. [Title]

Output: The tomhagan meltdown reminds


Input: [Date] 5 years 36 weeks ago [Body] tomhagan needs to go to mlive for a while. His schtick would fit right in over there. [Title]

Output: tomhagan needs to go to mlive


Input: [Date] 5 years 36 weeks ago [Body] The writing is on the wall....Even NBC's announcers who are the biggest homers in all of sport were talking like they knew it was Weis's last game. They were even saying things about needing to start talking to other coaches. [Title]

Output: The writing is on the


Input: [Date] 5 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Our biggest issue is can our D stop Wisconsin at all. Tate can atleast put points on the board from time to time. Our chances of winning just got a little worse in my opinion. I hope he gets in there very soon. [Title]

Output: Our biggest issue


Input: [Date] 5 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I said the recruiting hasnt worked out YET. And i'm not saying I expect championship football. Is it too much to EXPECT the defense to hold their own? [Title]

Output: I said the recruiting hasnt


Input: [Date] 5 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Thats just the way it is. I agree the defense is terrible. But RR shouldnt be exempt from criticism. He is the Chief Executive so to say of this football team. His recruiting, defensive philosophy, and the guys he has hired havent worked out yet. We all know he doesnt have much to work with on the defensive side, but you cant get rid of all the players, so the coach always takes the fall. Thats just how it goes. [Title]

Output: Thats just the way it is. I


Input: [Date] 5 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Ya and also what coach would want to come here knowing not only do you have to win, but you have to be a Michigan man or the Freep and the old guard here at Michigan will try to bury you. I'm alot less sold on RR right now and how can you not be? But I agree our best bet is to ride this thing out. The offense has came around this year. But RR needs to fix the D or that could be his downfall. [Title]

Output: Ya and also what coach would


Input: [Date] 5 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I would also add defensive philosophy and recruiting. Using smaller defenders might work eventually but the recruiting strategy to load up on offensive players and the lack of talent on defense points to recruiting and developing. [Title]

Output: I would also add defensive


Input: [Date] 5 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Yeah sadly i've lost all faith. We are in last place in the Big Ten and thats no fluke. We are the worst team without a doubt. I have been a RR supporter up until last weeks Illinois game. I still think he should get another year but like I said I have lost all faith. I dont see this going anywhere really. Next year we have all our tough games on the road where under RR we have won 1 road game in 2 years. 1-5 in the Big Ten and basically a 5 game losing streak with a possible 7 game losing streak to end the season? Sorry RR you just cant defend that. It seems like everyweek some milestone is acheieved by another team. Today Purdue wins at the Big House for the first time since the 60's. [Title]

Output: Yeah sadly i've lost all


Input: [Date] 5 years 39 weeks ago [Body] I saw a ridiculous stat in the Dallas Morning News that Tony Drake is averaging 10. something yards a carry. That was 2 weeks ago but i'm sure it hasnt changed much. [Title]

Output: I saw a ridiculous stat in


Input: [Date] 5 years 39 weeks ago [Body] A&M got beat by KState something like 62-14. That was Leach's issue. Tech beat KState by 50, then KState beat A&M by 50, so he thought his players didnt take A&M seriously. [Title]

Output: A&M got beat by KState


Input: [Date] 5 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Does anyone else know why he isnt playing much defense in high school? I read something recently that said he has been playing tight end and hardly any defense. [Title]

Output: Does anyone else know why he


Input: [Date] 5 years 40 weeks ago [Body] The worst one by far is the Gwen Stefani abortion of a song that goes, "woohoo yeehoo". They play that a few times then stop it expecting the crowd to follow through with a gay ass, "woohoo yeehoo" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tEROk-Y27Q [Title]

Output: The worst one by far is the


Input: [Date] 1 day 14 hours ago [Body] I was just about to post the same thing. Who gives a shit? Let's do our talking on the field. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I was just about to post the


Input: [Date] 3 days 31 min ago [Body] So so true. The D has been solid but far from elite. Elite defenses carry the team. Our defense was good enough to win but far from elite. I do however think it has the chance to take another step towards elite this season. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: So so true. The D has been


Input: [Date] 3 days 44 min ago [Body] Seriously. I don't understand why people can't comprehend what the Tigers are doing. All the players are free agents at the end of the year and the Tigers can't compete. The only rational move was to trade them for something of value. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Seriously. I don't understand


Input: [Date] 3 days 16 hours ago [Body] with a toss up bowl game at the end. I'm obviously hoping for better but the offense could be brutal. [Title]

Output: 7-5


Input: [Date] 3 days 21 hours ago [Body] and apparently the staff wasn't either. To me he seems pretty redundant on the current roster. [Title]

Output: I was never that high on Towns


Input: [Date] 3 days 21 hours ago [Body] Cleveand Steamers [Title]

Output: Yea wou would think they would be more partial to


Input: [Date] 3 days 22 hours ago [Body] Francis [Title]

Output: Lighten up


Input: [Date] 4 days 13 hours ago [Body] Who is Tracy? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Who is Tracy?


Input: [Date] 5 days 18 hours ago [Body] which is obviuously not a bad thing. It is still pretty irksome, however, the way the Battle thing played out. I think we need more top end talent if we are ever going to reach another final four beyond this year. [Title]

Output: He definitely fits the mold of a Belien recruit


Input: [Date] 5 days 23 hours ago [Body] I think Watson is the guy to watch amongst the reserves. His press styles fits our scheme perfectly Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I think Watson is the guy to


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Body] Seriously? I don't think you understand how recruiting works. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Seriously? I don't think you understand how recruiting works.


Input: [Date] 1 week 21 min ago [Body] So we could have added Kansas A&M and/or Oklahoma, but Delaney chose fucking Rutgers? That's nice. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: So we could have added Kansas


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Seriously? I love Jim and thank God he is our coach but Harbaugh has one major bowl win and no championships in any sport. Meyer and Saban have accomplished WAY more as college head coaches and they have their programs rolling. Hell, even Dantonio has accomplished way more as a college coach than Harbaugh. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Seriously? I love Jim and


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] we are now hyper analyzing film being run at super duper slow mo speeds like its the Zapruder film. What happened to common sense judgement of what a catch looks like. The Calvin Johnson and Dez Bryant TD were two of the worst examples. [Title]

Output: This is so true


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Seems pretty obvious to me its a black dude with a ton of eye black on. What am I missing? [Title]

Output: I don't get the bit about the Nebraska players skin color


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] We really need a couple of the young guys to emerge big time. There is some talent there but it is almost totally unproven. [Title]

Output: This is the weakest WR corps I can recall in a long time


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Yup. One of the most over hyped players in recent memory Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Yup. One of the most over hyped players in recent memory


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] despite having a more or less average OL. [Title]

Output: Its amazing how bad our offense was last year


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] There were lots of reasons for Mitch to go to Michigan not the least of which being 2 of his best friends were on the team. You are comparing apples to hand grenades. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: There were lots of reasons


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Personally I am more optomistic about success on the basketball court, but I am more enthusiastic about seeing an improved football team under Harbaugh. Football has just been so depressing lately the breath of fresh air will be most welcome. In terms of success however, I am guessing that basketball finishes higher in the B1G standings and national polls than football. [Title]

Output: Good question


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Mo Wagner needs to eat at Pizza House every day for a year. [Title]

Output: Great to see the gains by Wilson and Robinson


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Good. It was clear at the start of July this team is going nowhere. Might as well get some pieces to start retooling. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Good. It was clear at the


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Hard to say. They all have shown signs and they all have reasons to doubt that they will emerge as above average starters. At least we now have a staff that I trust can develop them and use them correctly. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Hard to say. They all have


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yup. Will Campbell anyone? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Yup. Will Campbell anyone?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He probably needed to sit out a year anyway given his injuries so this really isn't a problem. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: He probably needed to sit out


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I guess I was just expecting more rational behavior from people who themselves are coaches and who should have at least some interest in having the kid go to class and succed academically. Partically when high school coaches themselves have had to deal with their own players not making it academically. You would think they would be more understanding then the typical parent. Then again, Ted Ginn, sr. seemed to have a similar reaction when Carr rightly disciplined one of his players so maybe I am just giving high school coaches too much credit. [Title]

Output: Yea I get that


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] between the King coaches and Michigan? If it is simply the Norfleet situation then I don't really understand how the King coaches could be upset with the Michigan staff disciplining a kid who was allegedly not going to class or missing tests. [Title]

Output: Does anyone know what caused the apparent rift


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] James Harrison mad at me. [Title]

Output: Wow. I would not want


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] so much nonsense being discussed in the media. I can't wait for actual football that we can discuss. [Title]

Output: Can we please just start the season


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Ruddock should definitely be an upgrade. The jury is still out on Isaac IMO. I just think the loss of Funchess puts this year at a disadvantage, but I would be happy to be wrong. Even if I am right we should be a more consistent offense given the OL maturation and hopefully better coaching. I can just forsee a lot of 17-14 and 20-17 games. [Title]

Output: Hope you are right


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Dave brandon [Body]

Output: I have a signed dave brandon business card


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Agreed [Body]

Output: Although, China looks like they want no part of this team. If we can get a goal by the 60th, I think they make a mistake or 5 that allows more goals.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Title] tread carefully [Body]

Output: I would give any father a run for their money in this or any group and I work at least 60 hours a week. It is possible be extremely successful at both.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 days ago [Title] there [Body]

Output: I was about 54 rows up in that corner end zone. This is right near the top of my favorite in person moments for Michigan.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] same [Body]

Output: my goal was to buy utah season tickets for $185. Unfortunately all season tickets sold out. I already have a flight and hotel. now just need tickets


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Will probably go [Body]

Output: I took the kids to the Hopkins game last year


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] leave the wife at home [Body]

Output: and I will sell you my four for less then that. its a coin flip if general public will have any b10 games this year. I would guess nw would have some limited tix available to the public.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 6 days ago [Title] no [Body]

Output: just PSL. I dont think actual tickets go in sale until May


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 4 days ago [Title] night games [Body]

Output: I love night games. I personally even prefer 3:30 over noon games. Extra tailgating is always a good thing. However, I will say that I am only in favor of 1-2 night games a year


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] ? [Body]

Output: what's a tax refund


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] good insight [Body]

Output: Networking is very important and is honestly much more valuable than any MBA. If you do go for a MBA that is not a prestigious university, be sure to not get the one that anyone can get. This may hurt you a bit. Ultimately, to get where you want to go tell everyone that will listen and work harder than anyone else. That has done wonders for me. Also be honest and responsive. It is noticed. Good luck


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] maybe click again [Body]

Output: it is still there. someone didn't get roses for Valentine's day


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Title] agreed [Body]

Output: I work in Rockville. I am expecting to work from home.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] my gut [Body]

Output: says colts win. rooting for Brady but have a bad feeling


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] same here [Body]

Output: a buddy from Florida and I (Maryland) are going out for the game and heading to vegas the next day for a few days


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] keep the music [Body]

Output: I am a big fan of the music in the stadium. I remember it without the music vs recent games and think it helps get the crowd going. we need more noise and anything that helps with that I am game for. Bring back $20 parking.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] back to the good ol days [Body]

Output: so probably a mixture of unrealistic projections and already calling for the head of Harbaugh.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] yes [Body]

Output: I was going to come for the penn state game but its not happening now and as for the rest of my tickets I will basically give them away.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 1 day ago [Title] cool [Body]

Output: I did something like this once. drove up from st louis and saw tool on friday night, went to wisky vs mich on Saturday afternoon (started tailgating at 6 & mich won 20-10), went to msu vs nd that night (nd made a crazy comeback to win), saw packers vs lions ( brett Favre 400th td pass) and then got in the car and drove home. it was an amazing but tiring weekend.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Rutgers [Body]

Output: I live in Maryland and figured this would be a good one to go to.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] app st [Body]

Output: I would jump all over this game for $40. I love season openers. The optimism is high and we get to see the new offense and some new players.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] will always buy [Body]

Output: did not attend have had tickets for 5 years 4 tickets renewed 0 not renewed no impact I live in Maryland and even though I only can make one or two games a year I usually make money and if I don't than I am ok with that. I will continue to renew.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] I agree [Body]

Output: I will continue to purchase tickets and love the fact that I am a season ticket holder. I live in Maryland and will likely make 1-2 games a year and split or sell the rest. I have never lost $ on tickets like some say they have and even if I do its the cost of the membership of being a season ticket holder. I am ok with the price and being at games like the recent Notre Dame games, Penn st, etc.... are memories that I cannot put a price tag on and will share with my children and future grandchildren. I will forever say "I was there when______" and the price of admission will not be a part of the story.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] will be there [Body]

Output: hope to see a miracle win


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] ? [Body]

Output: be production? great the snow accumulation has made me correct grammar. 12" here and everything in DC/Maryland is closed.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] renewed mine [Body]

Output: I have been driving or flying in from Georgia or Maryland for a few years now and only make the big games as of now. not sure how people have been eating money on the tickets. I have made money every year so far although I am hoping just to break even this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] thank you [Body]

Output: I came to this site and would spread the word because of its information and how ahead of the gamr it felt. I would not post a lot but would check the site at least 4-5 times a day and it would at times be the first thing I would do when I woke up. Over the past year this has significantly changed and its because of the bashing on the site. I felt like it was the definition of misery loves company. I feel that many recruits probably know of this site and have been here. I feel that we are limited in what we can do to assist the product on the field. we can buy merchandise and tickets, we can stand and make noise at the games and we can post optimistic information that make kids feel as if we are a fan base that is different than others. That we support our team, regardless of what the results are and that we do not bash kids or our fellow Michigan fans. I tend to have a big ego and I used to bash others for differing opinions but then I grew up and remembered a) who cares and b) if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it. there is such a thing as a healthy debate but I think we go outside of that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Love it [Body]

Output: I may use this as mine next week


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] sure [Body]

Output: tjanes01@yahoo.com


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] bud lights [Body]

Output: at the jags vs eagles game. just met nick foles dad. first comment about my Michigan shirt was that his son played at msu when the lil brother comment was made.


Input: [Date] 3 days 22 hours ago [Body] Just think about their shenanigans if we were on a run against them. The stupid spell Ohio thing would seem tame. [Title]

Output: Just think about their shenanigans if we were on a


Input: [Date] 3 days 23 hours ago [Body] This thread is magical. [Title]

Output: This thread is magical.


Input: [Date] 4 days 3 hours ago [Body] Agree that Cespedus played out about as well as it could for Dombrowski. I'd temper any enthusiasm folks may have for reeling him back to Detroit in November - pending FA are always advised to express a strong desire to return to your former team. It helps set a competitive bidding market. [Title]

Output: Agree that Cespedus played


Input: [Date] 4 days 6 hours ago [Body] Woody cheated the reporters out of their free sandwiches. I miss that guy. [Title]

Output: Woody cheated the reporters


Input: [Date] 4 days 6 hours ago [Body] Right. But if our trajectory is 7-5, 8-4, 11-2 and he starts fielding presser questions about NFL jobs will anyone be shocked? Doesn't matter if he's interested or not. His history suggests that the press will be more than happy to feed the beast. [Title]

Output: Right. But if our trajectory


Input: [Date] 5 days 2 hours ago [Body] I love how they jammed the pseudo retro suites/press box into the side of that shit-oval, intending for the brick to somehow add a classic or nostalgic look. The place should have stuck it out as an ironic totem to Soviet progress. [Title]

Output: I love how they jammed the


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] All of my part-time jobs sucked, so I'll toss those. My first "real" job sucked most - funneling people who got sentenced to community service through various municipal "volunteer" tasks. For example, a guy gets sentenced with 40 hours of community service for DUI. He gets connected to me at the City of [not telling], where I put him to work on the back of a truck that picks up yard debris or with a janitorial crew. Naturally, his work and attitude sucked. I was threated a few times. My co-workers hated me (either because they were staunch union or the dude just smelled bad). I hated waking up in the morning. [Title]

Output: All of my part-time jobs


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Lots of Walmart gear. And they bring a little noise. In 2011, The Game felt primal over there. Our tribe vs theirs. Ater the game a guy next to me was yelling at a group of red jerseys making their way up the steps: "GET IN YOUR CARS! TAKE 23 SOUTH! TURNS INTO 75. KEEP GOING F***ING SOUTH UNTIL YOU GET BACK TO OHIO!!!" [Title]

Output: Lots of Walmart gear. And


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Exactly. That's why I prefer the endzones/corner sections for big games. Preferably the north sides. [Title]

Output: Exactly. That's why I prefer the endzones/corner


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Cedar Point [Title]

Output: Cedar


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] This thread gives the poster a chance to tell the world he hates baseball. He doesn't like it so you shouldn't like. Nobody should like it. Etc. [Title]

Output: This thread gives the poster a chance to tell the


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Post-Maryland (or our bumblebees), these might be pleasing to the eye. By comparison. [Title]

Output: Post-Maryland (or our bumblebees), these might be


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Allison Brie > (anything mentioned above) [Title]

Output: Allison Brie > (anything mentioned above)


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I, for one, was distracted by the hypothetical 1v1 driveway BB. Theatre of the mind. [Title]

Output: I, for one, was distracted by


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] The difference is that the shirt merely points out a quantifiable fact. And the numbers seem to piss of the detractors more than anything else. [Title]

Output: The difference is that the


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I could easily see a reporter leading Heitzman into those quotes. Reporter: So why are you tranferring? Heitzman: I wanted a chance to play offense for one more year and I wasn't sure I was going to be able to do that with a new coach. He was going to change things. But I got earned my degree from UM and now I have an grad school opportunity at OU. Reporter: Gonna change things, Huh? Like make you work out at TE against other players? [knowing that all new coaches are likely to evaluate every player on the team]. Heitzman: Yeah. He was gonna make me try out against my team mates at TE. Reporter: That's gotta suck, trying out for a position you grew up playing after you gave everything you had to Michigan. Heitman: I guess. etc. [Title]

Output: I could easily see a reporter


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I don't think we disagree about your intent, but I wasn't clear about that at all. Sorry. Let me clarify: I don't see the benefit to anyone by posting this video - regardless of whether it is in your thread or the Freep's so-called reporting. I'm sick of the tabloid mentality that generates useless FOIA requests. This guy did something bad, but he's a human being. And the Freep used to be better than this. [Title]

Output: I don't think we disagree


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I'm pretty sure the Michigan fan was wearing his "Our Stadium is Bigger than Yours" t shirt. [Title]

Output: I'm pretty sure the Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I had an ND fan talk about Brady Quinn a few years ago the same way we defend Denard. Both flashed short-ish stretches of brilliance which inevitably gets somewhat exposed. Both were charasmatic. ND wanted to believe that Quinn was Montana. We were ready to assume Denard was a morph of AC/Desmond/Woodson. We're realistic now about Denard, but I want him to succeed at whatever he does. I wonder if ND feels the same way about Brady Quinn. [Title]

Output: I had an ND fan talk about


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 24 min ago [Body] Cash can also be used to influence decisions. Look it up. [Title]

Output: Cash can also be used to


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 27 min ago [Body] Or I never watched Star Wars. Seriously. GoT sucked this season. Sorry. [Title]

Output: Or I never watched Star Wars.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 29 min ago [Body] Drunk driving is bad. So is name-dropping or whatever else he tried to do. But I'm not sure why this thread exists. [Title]

Output: Drunk driving is bad. So is


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] This last episode of TD was better than anything from GoT last season. As an aside, HBO would not air drek like The Brink if not for their need for content. Netflix as an original source of programming is slowly compelling HBO to take shows it used to pass. [Title]

Output: This last episode of TD was better than anything


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Kelly, Butler and Black listing Clemson. This year's Ole Miss (circa '13)? [Title]

Output: Kelly, Butler and Black


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Fuck Oberlin, too. [Title]

Output: Fuck Oberlin, too.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Yep. The best post-modern Bo team. Run well using a stable of backs ranging from speed (Tony Boles) to power (Bunch, Hoard). Mix in the occasional bomb to McMurtry/Calloway. Suffocate you on defense. The '88/'89 team was the best one I remember at Michigan in my lifetime. [Title]

Output: Yep. The best post-modern Bo


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Wait, what? Oh - you must be a [Jets, Dolphins, Steelers, Colts, Eagles, Bills] fan. Got it. [Title]

Output: Wait, what? Oh - you must be


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Glad I wasn't the only one. if I could find a way to apologize to everyone in my section during that game, I would. I showed up just as Denard completed that longish arm punt to Hemingway (?) right in front of me in the southwest corner. Laugh-cried through the whole thing..."BEAT O-HI-O"......Long post-game at the tailgate.....thought we were back. [Title]

Output: Glad I wasn't the only one.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] ESPN refers to itself as "The World Wide Leader in Sports." It is actually displayed as such on my Chrome tab when I go to the website. [Title]

Output: ESPN refers to itself as "The


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] No shit. Elite much? [Title]

Output: No shit. Elite much?


Input: [Date] 6 days 12 hours ago [Title] THANK YOU! [Body]

Output: finally someone understands that winning a coach of the year award means you are a good coach! signed, The winner of 2011 B1G coach of the year and Maxwell national coach of the year Brady Hoke.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] Bahahaha [Body]

Output: Did you seriously just ask Chunkums how he has 10k points? I'll tell you how, he is an OG and has been the creator of some of the best things I have ever seen on this site..gtfo my lawn and all that


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I agree [Body]

Output: that it started in 2007, but it was still ok to be an arrogant Michigan fan that year. It wasn't until 2008 that we really had to eat our first humble pie. Really we haven't been good since I found Mgoblog, every year I accept that a bit more. I hope it's finaly over and I can enjoy some good times in the future with this group of Michigan fans/nutjobs.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That's why I laugh [Body]

Output: when people say Harbaugh still wanted him badly. DeWeaver decommitted like a few hours after Harbaugh left his house. Obviously he wasn't happy with the way the visit went.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I am no great [Body]

Output: judge of talent, but I like this kids tape better than any recent qb recruit weve gotten. He's big,strong, good arm with accuracy, and a fearlss runner. On top of that he looks like he plays with confidence and swagger. I miss watching a qb who has that look.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] I am [Body]

Output: I am the watcher on the couch....and now my wait begins.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Title] You forgot [Body]

Output: Brian Greise, and John Navarre had about as many reps in Arizona. Denard is getting more reps than Cousins is, they are at RB but they are still NFL reps which you seem to value so much. Also when did reps become the measure of a quality palyer? What ever point you are trying to make, it's just stupid and wrong.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 4 days ago [Title] the TI is 650$ [Body]

Output: 100 bucks more than the 980 and it's like 2% less powerfull than the titan x for 350 bucks less. It's not in stock anywhere yet though, cant wait to get it, I want to see Witcher 3 on my 65" in 4k


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Adidas [Body]

Output: All Day I Dream About SwitchingbacktoNIKE


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 5 days ago [Title] cut it out [Body]

Output: cut it out man, his arguement is valid it's just that you are being stubborn. Paractice and training for football are not some for of currency. their education is better than free. The players are in a sort of apprenticeship during which they are compensated with housing, food. and some spending money. And after the school invests in them for a few years these kids are taking what they have learned and giving it to opponents. I think in most cases this stinks, and I agree with wolvinla


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Sounds lust like [Body]

Output: Martin Mayhew 2 weeks before Suh signed with Miami.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] he's not the savior [Body]

Output: he says..really? Try telling that to me


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] I'm still mad [Body]

Output: I'm still mad about ned stark


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Eh [Body]

Output: maybe you should just sit this one out champ.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It really is [Body]

Output: completely idiotic. Why don't they throw oversigning or SEC bagmen on that stupid list? I hope Delaney tells them to eat a bag of peters. Michigan and Penn State should hold enough weight to put up a fight.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I [Body]

Output: haven't heard anything about the NCAA rescinding that 60 million dollar fine. If PSU could really prove there was no cover up you know damn well they would have sued to get that money back. Don't let me stop you from defending the honor of an institution that protected a child molester tho..smh


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 4 days ago [Title] If i remember [Body]

Output: correctly, he decommitted right after Harbaugh visited him...like the same day. I don't know what was said but he obviously didn't like it. Best of luck to him except when he plays football.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I guess it's how you [Body]

Output: I guess it's how you define elite. I feel like elite means you're still chasing a natty in october, and I don't believe MSU has ever really been a contender like that. MSU top 5 finishes consist of sliding into the position after elite teams in the top 5 lose in their bowl games against other elite teams.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Obviously [Body]

Output: 1, Dylon 2. Dylon 3. Dylon 4. Dylon 5. Dylon 6. Dylon 7. Dylon 8. Dylon 9. Dylon 10. Dylon


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] you [Body]

Output: would take the backup center with the 1st pick?


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] But [Body]

Output: I dont know how fair it is to take shots at Hoke for this stuff. The guy was a great recruiter.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] right [Body]

Output: Thats why the pats cut wilfork and the ravens are going to cut haloti ngata


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Acutally [Body]

Output: I always thought the law was with you on this. I could be wrong though, but I thought after you legally puchase something like that, you can do whatever you want with it.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] Would be [Body]

Output: funny if Harbaugh didnt even want the kid but offered just to force Urban to offer.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I started to get [Body]

Output: excited, but then I read the part about the defense taking it to the offense. I am not saying its the same old bs, but it could be.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Okay genius [Body]

Output: Where can I get a porterhouse in 3 minutes..because if that place exists I'm in


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Avoid [Body]

Output: Avoid juvenile posting on the internet you say. Good luck with that!


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title] bullshit [Body]

Output: It happens all the time in the nfl and college..This is not some crazy thing that never happens. Yes he got the job because he is a Harbaugh, but you are making it sound like his dad took him from buying tables at denny's to make him a position coach and it's bullshit


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Title] lol [Body]

Output: We are about t get a foot of snow here, perfect timing for this important recruiting weekend.


Input: [Date] 1 week 20 hours ago [Title] I've had a couple of classes [Body]

Output: I've had a couple of classes with the guy, and I can say he's 100% the kind of guy you want to root for. Really kind, polite, smart, and responsible. Makes an effort to introduce himself to everyone and contribute in class, and takes things more seriously than most non-athletes I've seen. And not in a "good by athlete standards" way either, he would have no problem being a top student without the scholarship. Anyway figured I would share since a lot of times what you see of these guys on TV isn't really how they act in person. Jehu's a great dude.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Double post [Body]

Output: Hasn't happened to me in years, I promise!


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Always thought he was [Body]

Output: Always thought he was immensely talented as a returner, even though our awful special teams never let him truly show it. He'll light it up in D2 and I wouldn't be surprised to still see him try out for an NFL team when he graduates. Best of luck to the guy


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'm really into role playing [Body]

Output: I'm really into role playing games, and I spend a lot of time playing and prepping games, which includes a lot of creative writing. I was raised on D&D but recently have gotten really into Star Wars: Edge of the Empire. I'd be curious to know if there's anyone else into RPGs on this board, you would think not but you never know. Other than that I work out a lot, and alternate between being into different activities like running, boxing, etc. Those figures look great, by the way. That's another hobby I want to pick up, once I have the money.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] There's correcting poor [Body]

Output: There's correcting poor grammar, and then there's that....


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] booooooo [Body]

Output: hissssss


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Can't even blame them, to be honest...


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Working on some Oberon right [Body]

Output: Working on some Oberon right now, also just got some Goose Island 312 and finally found a place that sold a München Helles import (Campus Corner, believe it or not...). Good stuff.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Everybody saying he couldn't [Body]

Output: Everybody saying he couldn't have contributed on returns because of his poor stats in the past don't understand just how bad our blocking has been on returns the past few years. Kid was elusive as hell, and with better blocking (read: any blocking) I think his stats would be a whole lot different. That all seems to be a moot point if he was dismissed, though.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Good lord. Have the refs [Body]

Output: Good lord. Have the refs supply the game balls if it's that big of a fucking deal. Not that that will happen of course, because the NFL doesn't care about the actual rules as much as they do pandering to public opinion. Good grief...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Went to California once, [Body]

Output: Went to California once, in-n-out was hyped more than anything else on that trip and quite frankly it was only "meh." Five Guys is the shit.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Something something hotcakes [Body]

Output: Something something hotcakes in Ohio...


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Cool dude. [Body]

Output: Congrats.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] My thoughts? [Body]

Output: Those maize and blue chairs in the third photo look quite uncomfortable.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hmmm.... if only there was a [Body]

Output: Hmmm.... if only there was a way to express said agreement without going through the trouble of writing a comment... some sort of "upward tally" perhaps. No no, that could never work. (I kid, I kid)


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] One big difference to my [Body]

Output: One big difference to my understanding: In rugby, you can give up an extra yard or two without any major consequences. As such, players are much less likely to go for the head-first "big hit" that stops the ballcarrier in his tracks. In football, an extra yard or two can make all the difference, and players are taught to tackle as such. Not to mention that rugby has its own major concussion issue going on right now. I wouldn't exactly look to that sport to model after.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Good lord. I cannot for the [Body]

Output: Good lord. I cannot for the life of me understand why people are so emotionally invested in talking politics on a sports blog. I agree that that post shouldn't have been locked - it should have been deleted. Yeah Harbaugh was tangentially involved in the whole thing - that doesn't make it an appropriate subject for a sports blog. If Harbaugh told people to go out and vote, should we have some huge discussion on the relative merits of the presidential candidates? Hell, this is a UofM sports blog, and UofM is a public university (i.e. part of the state of Michigan), maybe we should have a "Thoughts on Governer Snyder" post stickied on the MGoBoard? The first post about his tweet was toeing the line as is. This past post pretty clearly past it in my opinion. The No Politics rule is a damn good one, as evidenced by what happens in every single goddamn political post on this blog. If you want to talk politics, you can very easily go elsewhere to do so.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Did you... did you read the [Body]

Output: Did you... did you read the post?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's an amazing album. GKMC [Body]

Output: It's an amazing album. GKMC was, for me at least, one of the all-time greats, and I wouldn't quite say the same thing about Butterfly (yet anyway). But it's still amazing. "u" had me in tears. Hearing Pac on the outro made my jaw drop. I'm just gonna repost my reddit comment on the subject: It really is an immensely dense album. Unlike GKMC it doesn't really have one unifying theme, but many - black culture, self esteem, the "pimping" of rap artists and black culture generally by America.... If I had one bone to pick it would be that the meaning is so convoluted at times that it doesn't always land as well as I feel it should. There are some songs like u (Kendrick's best in my opinion) and Blacker the Berry that are just so raw and emotional, they're incredible. But there are others on the album that left me somewhat underwhelmed, if only because they were so difficult to decipher. This isn't necessarily a bad thing - having more to digest can be good too - but it does detract from the overall feel at times and for me it's the difference between a 9/10 and a 10/10.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Title] If that album made you feel [Body]

Output: If that album made you feel on top of the world you weren't listening very closely. No offense.... Outside of "i" the bulk of the album is depressing or at the very least darkly political.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] I like to think I had a big [Body]

Output: I like to think I had a big role in that one :D


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Much as I really want to say [Body]

Output: Much as I really want to say "go for it, have fun"... if it were me, I would definitely feel out of place. The student section is full of rowdy 18-22 year olds, and as a student myself I can't say I see many adults there. If you can just own it and have fun in that sort of environment then absolutely go for it, but if you have hangups about standing all game and getting some weird looks from drunk students, those are probably legitimate hangups. Just my $.02


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Title] 3:05 was nice too. He looked [Body]

Output: 3:05 was nice too. He looked good in this video, it's nice to see that he still has that great arm he came in with, despite how bad he looked the past two years. I still think his biggest challenges are going to be decision making and consistency in his throws, which we obviously can't glean from a video like this. Still, he looked good.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] Kicked off isn't the same as [Body]

Output: Kicked off isn't the same as having their charter pulled, which is done by their national fraternity and not UM. To answer your question though, they have not gotten back on campus yet (though they tried and failed this year).


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Sure, if Calvin Johnson was [Body]

Output: Sure, if Calvin Johnson was a great but not game-changing WR and Reggie Wayne was a 24 year old all star...


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Title] KG's reaction makes it [Body]

Output: KG's reaction makes it awesome, staged or no. Edit: Is there an echo in here?


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Fair enough and like I said I [Body]

Output: Fair enough and like I said I agree with all of you. Just figured I'd share since it's relevant.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I heard from a sorority [Body]

Output: I heard from a sorority member affected that they did basically the same amount of damage last year that they did this year but were never kicked out or reprimanded, and the going theory is that Treetops only invited them back so that they could kick them out and sue them later. I'm 100% of the belief that this was ridiculously immature behavior and those involved deserve whatever punishment they have coming... but I do believe at this point that Treetops (which is going through a bankruptcy) is just trying to make a buck off of them.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Nope, try [Body]

Output: Nope, try again. http://www.mgoblue.com/collegesportslive/?media=489841


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Name: Nunya [Body]

Output: Name: Nunya Business Affiliation with UM: Born and raised in Ann Arbor, current undergrad at UM. Dad, mom, and grandfather all went to Michigan. Dad and grandfather both taught at Michigan. Claim to Fame: Had the same middle school gym teacher as Jim Harbaugh (Mr Lily at Tappan!) Friend Who Needs To Stop Snooping On My Account: Eli


Input: [Date] 6 hours 42 min ago [Body] I was never a big fan of mayo growing up, but it was permanently ruined for me when I worked at Subway in high school, and we had to refill the dressing containers out of these giant tubs of mayo -- and it just smelled and looked like ass. Then, on top of that, you'd have the giant land beasts coming in and ordering their tuna subs and wanting extra mayo on top of it, and then when there was a copious amount of mayo on top of the already mayo-heavy tuna mixture, they would often request more until the entire goddamn sub was covered in white. And this is in no way an exaggeration. It got to the point where if someone came in the front door, and they weighed in the neighborhood of 75-100+% more than they should, I could confidently bet they would order a tuna sub with extra mayo. So no good sir, I respectfully disagree and think mayo is disgusting. [Title]

Output: Mayo was ruined for me


Input: [Date] 7 hours 8 min ago [Body] Mayo is disgusting. I'm willing to be the vice chancellor of the anti-mayo campaign. [Title]

Output: Mayo is disgusting. I'm


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Body] Not irrelevant. Fifth most bets to win the title is nuts. It's 100-1 odds, so the return is good, but you've got to be drunk out of your mind on kool-aid to think that's a good bet. Just pissing money away. [Title]

Output: Not irrelevant. Fifth most


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Body] Vegas was built on the backs of fools. And business continues to be good. [Title]

Output: Vegas was built on the backs


Input: [Date] 2 days 6 hours ago [Body] All coaches say these things. It's common sense and is what any one of us would say if we were taking over a football team. We're going to be tougher, stronger, accountable for our actions, etc, etc. The difference is that good coaches actually know how to make all of that stuff happen. [Title]

Output: All coaches say these things.


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Body] Hakeem is on Twitter? [Title]

Output: Hakeem is on Twitter?


Input: [Date] 5 days 22 hours ago [Body] You can send me questions and I will ask them to the people we get [Title]

Output: You can send me questions and


Input: [Date] 5 days 22 hours ago [Body] Dude....come to grips. Michigan is a looooooong way from killing. If you want to see an example of killing it, look at Ohio State. Until Michigan is at that level, they ain't killing it. They're just doing good. [Title]

Output: Dude....come to grips.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 hours ago [Body] This could be bad for Michigan. Georgia looks to be in good position for Nauta, and with FSU losing his commitment, they'll push even harder for Upshur. [Title]

Output: Might be bad


Input: [Date] 1 week 22 hours ago [Body] That's why I said you need to have something better than Baylor. But there's a point of diminishing returns on scheduling tough teams. All you need is like one OOC game against another power five team and the rest can be non FCS cupcakes and you're good. Anything beyond that and you risk adding unnecessary losses which kills your shot at the CFP [Title]

Output: That's why I said you need to


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] After watching Michigan's offense the last few years, you should know what having a shitty offense can do to a defense. [Title]

Output: Michigan's offense


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Given Michigan's long-standing issues defending good running QBs, Taysom Hill should scare the shit out of every Michigan fan. Yeah, he's had injury issues and is on his 9th year of eligibility, but he pretty much single-handedly shot down Manny Diaz's rising star and killed Mack Brown's tenure at Texas. [Title]

Output: Given Michigan's


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] There is pretty much zero benefit to having a hard OOC schedule. There's even pretty much zero benefit to having a moderately challenging OOC schedule. The goal should be to land somewhere in between Baylor's Charmin soft OOC schedule and something that's going to provide a winnable challenge or two heading into conference play. [Title]

Output: Why?


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Of course they might offer it (unless they wanted to be worried about making an insulting offer), but that's why you have an agent - to counter that offer. No responsible agent would ever allow his client entering his second year in the league to sign a 3-year veterans minimum contract. That is just all kinds of stupid. If the Pacers like him enough to offer three years, that's enough interest to get more than the minimum. [Title]

Output: Of course they might offer it


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] It'll definitely be for more than league minimum. While I'm sure the Pacers would love to lock him up for the vets min for 3-years, Glenn and his agent would be insane to accept that. [Title]

Output: Just beat me to it


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] It'll definitely be more than $1.5M. Around $800k is the veterans minimum in the NBA and no team or player signs a three year deal for the league minimum. In fact if Glenn's agent let him sign a 3-yr deal for the league minimum in his second year in the league he should be fired and banned. It'll probably be something like a 3-year $8M deal...and maybe a lot more. [Title]

Output: It'll definitely be more than


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] The WR cupboard isn't bare, but its full of a bunch of stuff that doesn't look that appealing. And I think we're at the point where we've opened and closed it about a dozen times and are slowly talking ourselves into that can of peaches or old box of mac and cheese. [Title]

Output: Cupboard isn't bare, but...


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Just went back over the last few years and looked at where a 600yd season would rank for a Michigan receiver and it made me very sad. [Title]

Output: Just went back over the last


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] This will probably be his last year if that makes you feel better. [Title]

Output: This will probably be his


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] We've been too terrible to say anything about. No one wants to make fun of the handicapped kid. [Title]

Output: We've been too terrible to


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] May has nothing to do with cost cutting. He has a year left on his deal. This is just a reassignment for him. [Title]

Output: May has nothing to do with


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Please, explain what Nick stands to gain by "taking down" the Michigan program. You know, for those of us not living in tin foil covered houses. [Title]

Output: Vested Interest


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Any one that gets worked up about which school a reporter went to is also far more emotionally invested in something that they should be. If someone is a good reporter -- which Nick is -- then it doesn't matter where they went to school. Brian went to Michigan, does it matter that his writting is "unfairly" pro-Michigan biased? [Title]

Output: And so do you


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] No offense, but this is just fucking stupid. You shit on a reporter and his reporting without ever having read the article. You're the type of idiot fan boy that gives other sane fans a bad rap. I mean, Sparty Baumgardner?? What are you, 8 years old? And on second thought, take all the offense with my comment that you want. Since you seem to be the type to get easily rattled by writers' collegial ties, I'm sure you will anyways. [Title]

Output: No offense...


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] This one reminds me of Artavis Scott. Was looking good for Michigan right up until it was a sudden landslide for Clemson. Wonder if Kelly got the same "care package" Scott did. [Title]

Output: This one reminds me of


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Clemson was picked to win the ACC [Title]

Output: Clemson was picked to win the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] Also doesn't fix the pixelated hot mess of bootleg live-streams. [Title]

Output: Also doesn't fix the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] They are at least half as good. I mean, Jesus, people are reacting like this is Teen Mom 3 or something. Its still good TV. And I don't think McConaughey or Harrelson's parts were that much better written than many of the parts this season, I just think they were parts taylor made for those actors, and actors made the writing seem phenomenal. McCounaughey is perfect for the spacey cop with a bad side. And Harrelson was perfect for the cop that's kind of a dick. Its essentially the same types of parts those two always play and it was written right into their wheelhouses. Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, and Taylor Kitsch are all doing well in their roles -- not at the same level of Harrelson or McCounaughey, but they were both nominated for Emmys, so that's a pretty high bar. I agree that Vince Vaungh is out of place. That was a miscasting. As much as I love him, he's just not a dramatic actor. I just think a lot of the handwringing over this season compared to last is revisionist history. There were a lot of slow, confusing, and just plain bad parts of season 1, but people forget about them. [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Oh boo hoo, its not the greatest fucking show on TV. WAAAAAAAA Guess what, the first season wasn't that awesome either. Its first half was just as slow and complicated, there was a big shootout at the end of episode 4, and the best episodes were all at the end. Just like this season. [Title]

Output: Oh hey look, we've got a whiner


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Went there for the Under Armour All American game, and can confirm its a dump. Couldn't imagine watching a baseball game there. [Title]

Output: Went there for the Under


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Title] The tone of that was both [Body]

Output: The tone of that was both incredibly exciting and completely terrifying. Saturday can't be here soon enough.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I have to root for ND. Hurts [Body]

Output: I have to root for ND. Hurts to do, but I've had waaaaay too many State fans say our game was a contest between 2 terrible teams. I'd like to shove it back down their throats.


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Title] As a former backup goalie, I [Body]

Output: As a former backup goalie, I find this hilarious....I used to send the student manager of our team to go get pizza for me while I sat in the box. Yet another reason why Turco is awesome.


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Hearing combinations like [Body]

Output: Hearing combinations like "Pike and Green-Beckham" makes me ridiculously excited for the possibilities of this recruiting class. Never in a million years would I have predicted that Hoke could even get people talking about this kind of stuff. Point: Hoke.


Input: [Date] 4 years 23 weeks ago [Title] That's a shame. I always [Body]

Output: That's a shame. I always thought he could have been really good, everything pretty much went against him his whole career. All the best to him.


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Has there been any actual [Body]

Output: Has there been any actual talk with Shannon? As far as I can tell, it's all been message board spec. Of course, I guess that figuring out who the head coach will be takes precedence.....


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] I'm fine with it. It's not [Body]

Output: I'm fine with it. It's not like we've never had them before, and it'll be a good change of pace. First step, though, is to see if in a week we have a coach that even wants helmet stickers....


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Why? [Body]

Output: Why did the announcer keep actually SAYING shutout? Has he never been around a hockey game before, ever??


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Games like this are the [Body]

Output: Games like this are the reason I hate watching overtime. It's almost too much- I couldn't even watch the Xavier-Kansas State basketball game a couple days ago, and I could give a crap about Xavier and Kansas State....


Input: [Date] 5 years 25 weeks ago [Title] 1. Bell's Oberon . . . 2. [Body]

Output: 1. Bell's Oberon . . . 2. Everything else Then again, I'm a Kalamazoo guy, so I'm more than somewhat biased.


Input: [Date] 5 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Ugh, Signing Day is always me [Body]

Output: Ugh, Signing Day is always me bouncing back and forth between "YES Michigan might sign so-and-so!" to "Wow I'm creepy, I'm obsessively watching 18 year olds making collegiate decisions". But yes, I agree, I'll take either, as long as we can get one. Don't really care who, both are highly rated prospects, both plays that ridiculous position of need.


Input: [Date] 5 years 26 weeks ago [Title] The neck and neck between [Body]

Output: The neck and neck between USC, FSU and Michigan for Dorsey is kind of surprising. I haven't seen anyone (with inside info, at least) give UM any better than a "maybe he'll surprise people" kind of chance. Thanks as always, Tom.


Input: [Date] 5 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Western has one too, it goes [Body]

Output: Western has one too, it goes something along the lines of "she sucks, she blows"...but the exact details escape me. I think everybody hates him.


Input: [Date] 5 years 28 weeks ago [Title] I have a really funny image [Body]

Output: of Ryan giving that baby-face smile to Barwis and Barwis subsequently eating him like a snake eating a deer.


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Curing the Red Wings injury [Body]

Output: Curing the Red Wings injury woes springs to mind. Video games are probably the easiest way to go, though....


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Let me be clear [Body]

Output: Being faced with the choice, I think the overall experience at Yost is better. Not just the more people part, but more tradition, better team, and everyone that's NOT a student is much more into the game. And the draw of seeing a game at Western is (at least, this is what I've been told by non-WMU students) is to see the student section go crazy in a very tiny rink. I'm not saying Western is a better experience- it's not. But to go to a game where at least half of the most important fans are missing and judging every game at Lawson off of that...well, I think you should give them another chance.


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I'd want to see this happen [Body]

Output: I'd want to see this happen almost entirely for the WVU fan's reactions. Not that the additional bodies on D wouldn't be nice, but the reactions would trump that.


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I'm surprised at the 5/2 in [Body]

Output: I'm surprised at the 5/2 in favor of USC on Parker. If they're already stacked at safety, plus the likely loss of Carroll, I would have guessed the exact opposite. Oh well....let's hope Scout is wrong.


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] How likely is it that Baxter [Body]

Output: How likely is it that Baxter comes here, anyways? I've seen a lot of spec, but sine he's been committed a long time, he hasn't said much about other schools. Oh, and the answer is clearly "yes".


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] x [Body]

Output: x


Input: [Date] 5 years 29 weeks ago [Title] As a Western grad who has [Body]

Output: As a Western grad who has gotten kicked out of my fair share of hockey games there, and having seen many games at Yost, I can attest that WMU's crowds are, at the very least, as rowdy as Michigan's. Western historically has poor attendance while school isn't in session, so I'll guarantee that was the main reason for the stadium being half empty. Normally, the line for the UM game runs 3 hours deep. The cheers are similar, yeah, but you can say that about 90% of college teams around, and a few NHL teams as well (looking at you, Phoenix). Go see a game while classes are in session, I bet you have a different opinion.


Input: [Date] 5 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Oops [Body]

Output: Double Post


Input: [Date] 5 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Can't really agree with this. [Body]

Output: Can't really agree with this. This isn't like Brett Favre deciding to retire/unretire umpteen times "just because", this is due to perfectly valid reasons. Changing his mind overnight obviously comes off like a prima donna move, but isn't making the right choice more important than stubbornly sticking to the wrong choice? And on a completely unrelated note, Urban is a fantastic coach. Anyone who says differently really needs to look at all he's accomplished at every coaching stop he's made.


Input: [Date] 5 years 32 weeks ago [Title] You know, while reading the [Body]

Output: You know, while reading the article I was thinking "there is no way they can snub Braylon on this", but after seeing the 2 WRs being Crabtree and Fitzgerald, I can't really argue. Braylon was amazing, but so were the 2 they chose. And if we can only have one player per program, then Long is the deserving choice.