Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Sorry, but this is wrong. [Body]

Output: I work for a decent sized community bank (1.5 billion in assets) and we are very lax on discipline in our email protocol and we would be fired immediately for this. Anyone else I know in the industry or any other corporate industry would be as well. 99% of the emails I get from people at another corporation are more professional than my own bank's and like I said, we would get fired for the above. You can say that some people running corporations are a-holes but don't think that we're all just unprofessional morons who shoot of juvenile emails as part of our indoctrinated culture.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] No. You are a schlepp like [Body]

Output: No. You are a schlepp like the rest of us. You can only complain incessantly.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] CC: Vulture [Body]

Output: CC: Vulture


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I don't agree. I don't think [Body]

Output: I don't agree. I don't think Dave Brandon would have gone for the TD unless it was a home game and then it would lengthen the game and therefore increase concession sales plus a longer game means more in-game advertising. But this was a road game so who know what DB would do.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 8 min ago [Title] Is Herman at OSU a legit [Body]

Output: Is Herman at OSU a legit possibility? I know there's no HC experience but they run an organized and efficient offense. He has Midwest ties and it seems like there are no glaring red flags about him. I know people might have someone else as their favorite but I'm just curious how serious of a contender he might be. Anyone else's thoughts?


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 15 min ago [Title] When will we be on? Not really fucking on but just on. [Body]

Output: When will we be on? Not really fucking on but just on.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] The trend is the decrease in [Body]

Output: The trend is the decrease in points every year. Even if they did score 12 it was less than the year before. So we did break the trend this year. Woot woot?!?!?


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 3 days ago [Title] On the app it shows up at the [Body]

Output: On the app it shows up at the top so more people may read it than you think.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Couple of Thoughts [Body]

Output: There's so much to all of this and I think it always gets ugly fast on a board. But I don't feel like people have attacked non-revenue sports. I think they point to the price gauging and say "we paid all that money and don't get a return" in reference to the product on the FB field and atmosphere at the game. I've seen a lot of people point at non-revenue facilities and salaries and say that they don't mind seeing UM spending money there but have a problem with it if the revenue generating product is crap....which it is. I'm always fascinated by how an AD runs itself like a business but is such a warped version of that. We all say how we're the customer but I feel like we're quasi-employees because we're more vested in this "company" than a customer would be. I look at it and think of this scenario: If I bought an iPad and it was a piece of junk but saw Apple spending a bunch of money into products that don't make money or are obsolete I would be mad about the crappy iPad and laugh when they went out of business for investing money incorrectly. But if I worked at Apple and they made a crappy iPad, charged a bunch for it and then went and spent money in those losing areas I would be hurt, worried and mad, especially if I cared deeply for the company I work for. It would be a completely different set of emotions and I think it mirrors our emotions towards a university better than trying to think of ourselves as a customer. Note: I'm not saying non-revenue sports are obsolete or bad investments, just using that as my comparison in the manufacturing realm.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Dogs [Body]

Output: Seth, I feel for you. Our dogsitter lost one of our dogs two months ago while we were on our honeymoon. We came back early, looked endlessly for the past two months with no luck. My wife is still struggling with it. I hear the "it's just a dog" thing from people but when you raise one from a pup and then one day he's just gone it's more than "just a dog". I've never had a dog that didn't love me but I've known a lot of people who don't. I hope your daughter is doing okay with all of it.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Really? [Body]

Output: I looked and didn't see it anywhere. Probably because we don't talk about injuries. I just saw it on my feed and thought it had just happened. Sorry.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Khalid Hill out for season [Body]

Output: Not enough points to post: http://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/602855 Just as he was coming around and getting more PT


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 1AA Caveats [Body]

Output: My dad has had Univ of Montana tickets for 30 years and I grew up there so I know the Big Sky pretty well and 1AA well. The first thing to look at is not the coach but the program. Any UM fan could have told you Hauck wasn't going to have much success because he wasn't that great at UM. His record was but that program has been cranking out 10 win seasons for 20 years. Plus, the Big Sky was a 2-3 team league for much of his tenure. He just maintained an outstanding program during a down time for the conference. He was a Special Teams coach whose brother was a legend at the school so his name got him the job. Plus, they sucked on special teams when he was there. Baldwin at EWU is interesting but I'm not sold. When he was at Central they had a nice run but in a garbage conference and mostly because they had a great QB who now starts for a CFL team. He runs a nice offense but his success at EWU has been built on having a dynamic QB with little defense. Plus, the Big Sky is pretty top heavy these days so it's not too hard to have success in that conference. They have the benefit also of getting a lot of Pac-12 drop-downs and non-qualifiers because their admissions are pretty lax. Paull Wulff also built that up before flaming out at Wazzu. If you go the 1AA route you have to find someone who took a garbage program in a mostly talentless region and developed something sustaining. One player can change a program in 1AA so short-term success should be measured carefully becuase it could have just been because of one elite player. That's why Stitt is such an entriguing possibility.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] I think the main reason [Body]

Output: I think the main reason behind that is because most fanbases are crazy about winning and recruiting. The UM base is crazy about all these other thing you hear like The Michigan Way, culture and tradition. Not that they're not important but other fans just want wins. That's why some candidates may not come here. They don't want to deal with those non-coaching related things.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The game was over before the [Body]

Output: The game was over before the first turnover happened. Plus those other things you mentioned are not just overnight fixes. They're real problems that the team may have all year. I would suggest panicking and run around screaming.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Elite? [Body]

Output: Your title suggests UM is elite. I would argue not being elite is the biggest difference between UM and the other elite programs.


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Email Me [Body]

Output: I know you've had a lot of people offer help so I'm not offended if your all set and I don't hear from you but feel free to email me at: KeeganKenfield@gmail.com


Input: [Date] 6 years 14 weeks ago [Title] I just wanted to play video [Body]

Output: I just wanted to play video games. I have the transcript right here.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] I didn't say football [Body]

Output: I didn't say football experience, though that argument could be made. In HS he probably played more games by being a 3-4 year starter and the HS all-star games. But, playing at Duke and being hated by every opposing fan gives one a form of experience that Sheridan has none of. So, really he has more experience in athletics and quite possibly in football.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] True, but there are a lot of [Body]

Output: True, but there are a lot of times when people argue against something even when cold-hard evidence is flying in their face. Also, I was more after the reason why he thinks Paulus won't play. The original comment offered nothing to discussion and that is just a waste of the internet.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Talent is talent and I'm not [Body]

Output: Talent is talent and I'm not saying he's better than Forcier but I think he's on-par or better than Sheridan. I know what we're getting with Sheridan and though he may be improved, Paulus has more talent, more maturity and more experience whether it's basketball or football. Talent is talent and Sheridan has little compared to Paulus. Again, not saying he will be better but the potential is there with Paulus and I don't think it is with Sheridan.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Sources? [Body]

Output: Did one of the coaches tell you that? I'm not saying you're wrong but the worst part about an opinion is when someone states it as a fact. Statements of fact about unknown outcomes is like trying to prove a point by yelling louder than anyone. Brown, you are in no way the only person who does this but it happens so often it's ridiculous. But a lot of people give reasons for their opinion, so at least do that.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Espn mentioned it this [Body]

Output: Espn mentioned it this morning so if it was a joke that proves that ESPN does very little investigating into their stories.


Input: [Date] 6 years 15 weeks ago [Title] There are only 3 kinds of [Body]

Output: There are only 3 kinds of pregame speeches: 1. A firey "lets kick their ass" speech. 2. A more somber "lets do our job" speech. Usually for an obvious cupcake 3. Al Pacino's speech in Any Given Sunday


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Title] I'll have you assholes know [Body]

Output: I'll have you assholes know that Montanan's will come out in droves to support CFB even if it's on this new-fangled "interweb" thing. I know of at least 5 Montanan's with the interwebs and I would bet dollars to donuts that they and all their friends voted for Mingo. Don't ever, ever sully the great state of Montana....ever.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Why don't you buy it? There [Body]

Output: Why don't you buy it? There are thousands of people who read, but aren't registered. So if he reads a lot of threads and finds this guy to be an ass, then why would it be out of the question for him to sign up now to mention it.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] I give you "Full Grown Man" [Body]

Output: I give you "Full Grown Man" status for these.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] The boats & ho's video is [Body]

Output: The boats & ho's video is hilarious, but that guy does suck. I like how he's commented on almost every thread except this one.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Say what you want about [Body]

Output: Say what you want about Cowherd being a pompous, arrogant, self-righteous ass...because he is. But he often times right when he talks about sports and how it relates to most people. Hate him or love him he tends to be spot on. He could be Jim Rome and nobody wants to be Rome.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] You're right. Making [Body]

Output: You're right. Making character assumptions about someone, based on the first thing you hear or infer about them is HARD. If it was easy then everyone would be on the internet casting judgement on 18 yr olds based on when and how they announce their commitment. But instead there's a select few who do that for us, like Tater.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] He did things that were [Body]

Output: He did things that were different and in the shady world of recruiting, different is a mortal sin.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] He was just saying that you [Body]

Output: He was just saying that you guys knew you were in so the celebration wasn't as special since it was a certainty. UM fans do not believe in certainty unless it is a bad certainty.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] No it doesn't. He basically [Body]

Output: No it doesn't. He basically says that you need 16 teams to keep people from bitching. Not that they could actually win, which they could. He says that he'll put aside his logic (that no 8+ seed could win) to appease angry people. How is that better than the current system? How does he know a 17 seed has no right to gripe? 15-25 in rankings are not that different and going with that many teams makes it more objective. His whole argument is flawed and that paragraph should point that out.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] I once had a teacher tell me [Body]

Output: I once had a teacher tell me that an entire paper I had written contained a lot, but said little. You do that a lot. You write lengthy posts that say little that is actually correct. Like this gem: "Yes, but unlike basketball, the 17th best team has no chance of winning the NC in a playoff unless the ratings are badly skewed. Until a number sixteen seed wins, there would really be no reason to gripe. I am guessing that nobody below eight would win, but letting sixteen teams in is a great way to make sure nobody with a legitimate chance is left out." That whole thing is just a paragraph of hot-garbage.


Input: [Date] 6 years 19 weeks ago [Title] Wrong [Body]

Output: There was a 5* kicker from Montana who went to Oklahoma them proceeded to drink his way to some NAIA school. There are 5* kickers, they only get the extra 2+ stars for being a badass from Montana. Edit: He was a 5* to Scout. Rivals did give 4* in the 2002 class though, which was his. Still, you have to be Montanan to get the extra star.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] You are a woman of [Body]

Output: You are a woman of questionable morality.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I was just asking [Body]

Output: if you actually knew he was being paid. The original article didn't mention it. Also, there are a lot of people who do this and there are companies designed to handle recruiting for players. The one I know of is used by non-star players (NAIA, DII, & 1AA level) to get film out and build awareness and also because these coaches at small schools have a hard time finding the right kids because there are so many of them out there. My buddy used a company like that because he wanted to play anywhere but wasn't good enough to warrant a D-1 scholarship. I'm not saying that Butler is legit, just saying that it's more likely to be legit since he is a business and not a 'family friend' like in the OJ Mayo case. Neutral third party of sorts.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Do you know for a fact that [Body]

Output: Do you know for a fact that he hired the guy?


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] He actually is pretty mobile [Body]

Output: He actually is pretty mobile just not as mobile as Harris.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Next post will be... [Body]

Output: "Why Can't We All Just Get Along"


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] This is like a script out of [Body]

Output: This is like a script out of some shitty "Not another teen movie" I love it. Also, UMx: Do a google image search for "dead horse", then print the picture out and beat up on that picture for a good week or two.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] No, I labeled him a troll [Body]

Output: No, I labeled him a troll because he had been registered on Mgo for 20 minutes by the time I read the post. And the argument was a complete and utter attempt to get people riled up. It's like kicking an anthill. Did you notice how he hasn't defended anything he wrote? It's fine if you think Denard is already ahead of Tate is just throwing gas on the fire.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Troll Recipe [Body]

Output: Ingredients: 1 Troll Butter Salt and Pepper 1.Wash troll and remove giblets from inside. Dry troll and rub with butter on all sides. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Be sure to get some salt and pepper on inside. Put in crock pot in early morning (about 8:00 a.m.). Turn crock pot to low - let cook all day. When returning home from work about 4:00 or 5:00 you will have a delicious baked troll. Remove from crock pot with spatula to keep from falling apart. You will have about 2 cups of troll broth in pot. Use for gravy over rice or mix with Stove Top stuffing instead of water. Garnish with spices and enjoy! Serves 6-8 people.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] When my buddy at work sent [Body]

Output: When my buddy at work sent that to me I refused to open if for the same reason.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] God you suck. [Body]

Output: God you suck.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Go with Eleventy Billion. Do [Body]

Output: Go with Eleventy Billion. Do it. Seriously.


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] You can click the button [Body]

Output: You can click the button yourself sir. http://instantrimshot.com/


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] A papercut to the [Body]

Output: A papercut to the eye...right?


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Do led paint chips taste [Body]

Output: Do led paint chips taste good?


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Title] To quote my dad: "Texas looks [Body]

Output: To quote my dad: "Texas looks like a bunch of queers in long-underwear when they wear all that white" I can't argue with the man's logic.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] THIS IS HOW I MAKE MY POINT [Body]

Output: THIS IS HOW I MAKE MY POINT IN AN ARGUMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Explain to me how it's [Body]

Output: Explain to me how it's obvious? And, what is called respect?


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Hi, I'm Bill Martin [Body]

Output: I don't give two-shits about your petition. Thanks for your interest in Michigan Football and we appreciate your continued support. Go Fuck Yourselves and GO BLUE! Sincerely, The Guy Who Still Doesn't Give Two-Shits About Your Petition


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Damnit! I hoped no one on [Body]

Output: Damnit! I hoped no one on here knew about that besides me.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] You know him simply as... [Body]

Output: The Bone


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Unless they leave and win a [Body]

Output: Unless they leave and win a championship somewher else. Or, they may stay and not be a champion. They may fall into obscurity or a life of crime. Right?


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Yo tengo un gato grande en [Body]

Output: Yo tengo un gato grande en mis pantalones. Gracias, Jorge (El Mexicutioner) Morales Translation: From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for the compliment in regards to my avatar. Sincerely, George (The Mexicutioner) Morales


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Who would win the tourney? [Body]

Output: Who would win the tourney? What are their chances at a NC or could you at least explain how the NC works. Not a big follower of wrestling but I do love the updates and as I've mentioned before, Todd was the same age as me and from a rival HS. He was a one man ball of asskick.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I really hope you're kidding. [Body]

Output: I really hope you're kidding. Are you? If not, these comments are the reason you were listed as worst poster. I think you are a terrible poster but it's almost like you really try to suck at this whole "internet" thing. Is that what you're doing? Do you try to suck at the internet?


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] It's disturbingly close. [Body]

Output: It's disturbingly close.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] My dad and I got into curling [Body]

Output: My dad and I got into curling in the winter olympics. It's not bad if you're drinking beer and there's nothing else on. Also, I love shuffle board at the bars. It's the best drunk bar game around. Tough to find these days though.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Word. [Body]

Output: Word.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I've been meaning to tell you [Body]

Output: I've been meaning to tell you that your avatar pic of Sheridan bears a striking resemblance to Cool Ethan.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Law School. Michigan. [Body]

Output: Law School. Michigan. University of.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Sheer volume of venues and [Body]

Output: Sheer volume of venues and events is the reason for horse racing to be on top. All of that is sanctioned by gambling committees so the attendance is also counted. If you take in amateur events in the other sports I bet horse racing isn't in the top 5.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I'd argue golf over hockey [Body]

Output: I'd argue golf over hockey and soccer. Nascar is sadly above baseball in terms of popularity.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] WHOA WHOA WHOA [Body]

Output: Bird sans the 'stache is hideous. Bird plus 'stache is sextacularific


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] This won't turn [Body]

Output: This won't turn ugly???.....nope it will stay nice and civil. lg. hog head 1 1/2 tbsp. salt Dash of red pepper Dash of black pepper 1 onion 1 c. vinegar Clean hog head by removing eyes, ears and brains. Saw into 4 pieces. Put in large pot and boil until tender. Remove meat from broth. Pick out bones and cook onion until done in broth. Dip out onion and run meat and onion through food chopper. Mix in peppers, vinegar and salt, put in cheese cloth, hang, let drip overnight. Slice and enjoy. Refrigerate unused portion.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Scouts will want to know that [Body]

Output: Scouts will want to know that at Pro day.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] This is dumb [Body]

Output: "I wish him the best of luck in whatever he chooses to do" You know he will be enslaving the population and ruling with an iron fist. He doesn't need your pithy attempts at flattery to be the supreme ruler of the Everything


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, but do you have [Body]

Output: Yeah, but do you have flexible hips?


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] 2* [Body]

Output: 2*


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Did you like it. I'm debating [Body]

Output: Did you like it. I'm debating on getting it because once I graduate I lose access to our gym on campus and we have the best gym in the area. I don't want to pay 50/month to the other place either. Edit: I work out almost daily so I'm looking for something fairly hard.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] No Joke Here [Body]

Output: Try yoga for athletes. It will build core strength and tendon strength along with improved agility. About a 1/2 hour a day 3-4 times a week. Also, bands. Strength bands are money for young kids still growing. *One last thing that I heard was being tried a few years ago was some sort of speed treadmill that forced you to run at an accelerated rate (faster than you could otherwise) and it had some safety device as well. But I heard it was being tested on HS kids in Texas to get them to run faster than they usually would. Don't know a name or anything...sorry.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Even during two a days there [Body]

Output: Even during two a days there is a set amount of time that a football can be present. I know some teams get a walk through practice or formation work using a t-shirt or something to that affect.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Kind of OT [Body]

Output: I played in the intramural championship basketball game last night. I joined the team this year but the core group has won 3 straight titles and has never lost. We lost. Our best three guys went about 1-20 from deep (not exaggerating) and we lost by four. The past few years I have been one of the best players on my IM team but this year I was the 6th man. It was weird but these guys were so much more fun to play with that it was worth it. The funny thing is that they named the team "We Will Four-pete" The irony is so thick I can taste it. No I would not brag about being an IM champ either. Even if I put up 50 pts and hit the game winner in the 6th OT.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] They make special places for [Body]

Output: They make special places for you when you die.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I don't think you're allowed [Body]

Output: I don't think you're allowed on the field with a baseball cap and a clipboard in hand.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] If you like asian porn, try [Body]

Output: If you like asian porn, try Cambodian Refugee's with Amputees It will rock your world. Seriously...try it now.


Input: [Date] 6 years 21 weeks ago [Title] You live for these threads [Body]

Output: You live for these threads don't you?


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Wow. Great point. This will [Body]

Output: Wow. Great point. This will no doubt spark fascinating discussions.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: Just don't say stupid shit that makes it sound like you know more about recruiting/coaching than the actual coaches. It's one thing to ask the questions "Do we have more defensive recruits? Do those offers go out later?" It's another thing to say "OMG RR isn't recruiting defensive players" One's a question the other is just stupid. Oh, and RR is above Jesus but below Unicorns. A lot below.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] We pursued him long and hard. [Body]

Output: We pursued him long and hard. /no pedo.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] I am just going to go ahead [Body]

Output: I am just going to go ahead and make all the jokes for this post. -OMG RR doesn't know he's not in the Big East -RR doesn't respect UM's defensive tradition -Les Miles recruits only defensive players -RR not worry about DEFENSE he know defense be GOOD -Greg Robinson is hurting our defensive recruiting -Some sort of recipe involving roadkill -FAIL Feel free to add any others that I may have forgotten.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Biggest Jackasses [Body]

Output: 1. ESPN commenters 2. Fanhouse/Sporting News commenters 3. Newspaper commenters 4. Ellipses Man There is not a lot separating 1-4 either.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, it's kind of like that [Body]

Output: Yeah, it's kind of like that only better.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] It has been covered ad [Body]

Output: It has been covered ad nauseum so let it go. You sound like you are wearing an ass for a hat when you type like that.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] "Or, you could just chalk it [Body]

Output: "Or, you could just chalk it up to sheer population numbers." Chalk it up? Yeah, we can't find any other reasons so lets go with the one that is correct. Wow.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Always fresh, but you can [Body]

Output: Always fresh, but you can find fresh roadkill. That's what coon hunting is.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] The refs had to give the [Body]

Output: The refs had to give the technical and the other team did the right thing. Good moves all around.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Do you have an inside source [Body]

Output: Do you have an inside source for that?


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Sorry for the delay [Body]

Output: COON BALLS Make in exact proportion: 3 c. Bisquick 1 lb. Raccoon "peppered" 1 lb. Cheddar cheese (sharp) 3 tbsp. hot green chile sauce 1 tsp. garlic powder 1 tsp. onion powder Mix all ingredients in large bowl, let stand 30 minutes. Roll into balls. Bake at 350 degrees, 15 to 20 minutes or until golden brown.


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Title] That was my guess, but i am [Body]

Output: That was my guess, but i am not old.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Body] The difference in games is because one Regent thought day game fireworks would be ok but night game fieworks too late. I did find it interesting though that this was a PARTY LINE vote. Republicans were cool with the fireworks, Democrats all voted against it. I never thought I'd live to see the day that fireworks became a partisan issue. But maybe this is also a veiled shot at Dave Brandon whose conservative leanings have never been a secret, even when he was on the board. I wonder if he's lost 2/3 of the Board of Regents anytime he has to send a proposal to them. [Title]

Output: Political vote


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Body] The Michigan Daily that posted today revealed that the Regent vote on the fireworks was across party lines. All the Republicans voted in favor of them, all the Democrats voted against them (except for one who said they would be ok for a night game.) I'm wondering if Brandon hasn't politicized the Regents behind closed doors. His conservaitve leanings were well known before he had the job and his name still comes up for Governor from time to time. It makes me wonder if he's now lost the President and 2/3 of the Board of Regents on any controversial issue he has to send their way. [Title]

Output: Party-line vote


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] Isn't SMDH Lady a guy, dressed up as a lady? She/He is wearing a tie, and that hair is so fake it has to be a wig. Right? I refuse to believe that a woman, who looks ilke that, who wears that, who has hair like that, would even be allowed down amongst all those bros. The simpler solution: it IS a bro. [Title]

Output: SMDH Lady


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Don't sell this short. This is the first active player in a major sport to come out. It's a major benchmark in the gay rights community. Just because it will happen without a serious amount of blowback doesn't make it any less important. [Title]

Output: Don't sell this short


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] It's huge that it's a big deal, but it's also huge in that we have to ask "is this a big deal?" Society has come a long ways in just 10 years, when this would be unthinkable. Maybe most of us are accepting and tolerating of this kind of act these days, but there are still pockets of people who are absolutely reviled by what Jason Collins did today. And the more exposure something like this gets, the more those pockets gradually disappear. [Title]

Output: This is huge


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Bubble talk used to stress me out beyond all reason, because we were always on it. But looking at it from the other side now, I am fascinated to see how the committee treats Illinois. I would imagine they're going to be one of the more polarizing bubble teams in recent memory. Most experts seem to say if they can get to 8-10 in the conference, the strength of the conference will pull them in. But they'll need a road upset for that to happen as you pointed out. Otherwise, does a 20-12 team with a 7-11 conference record deserve to get into the Tourney? I'd say yes, even at that level. The Big Ten is just too good not to take that in an expanded field. [Title]

Output: Bubble Talk


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] This is a really strong conference. Illinois has so many good wins that I think they squeeze in. We should be easy for 7, and maybe 8 if Iowa can pull off a win here or there. The Big Ten Tournament is going to be terrifying. No doubt. Better than the Final Four? Well that depends on which teams make the Final Four obviously. It won't be 4 Big Ten teams. I'm sure of that. But remember, a conference is thought to be amazing strong if it can produce even just TWO Final Four teams. I would hope out of our Top 6 teams, one of them should be able to stumble into the Final Four, and it wouldn't be surprising if 2 got there. I think the best teams in the nation for the most part make it to the Final Four, where the best basketball is played. (Usually.) But in terms of sheer excitement? God the BTT might give me a heart attack. I couldn't make it through last night's game, and I might have to do that THREE DAYS IN A ROW? Good golly. [Title]

Output: So strong


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I think that's unfair. Smot left gracefully and was a great contributor to the team. I think he'd be a perfect fit this year. He'd probably be starting at the 4, with GRIII sliding down to the 3, THJ at shooting guard and Vogrich off the bench. Smot would have been back at a position that suits his game more than he was last year. And Belein would have had limitless flexibility with his lineup, with an option of sliding Smot to the 3 with Morgan and McGary in, going super big. We have an embarrassment of riches now, but there's no doubt we'd be a deeper, better, more experienced team had Smot stuck around. [Title]

Output: Unfair


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] If he doesn't pay in time, he's deemed to have violated his probation. That means a judge could toss him in jail or the crime might appear on his record (which it's not doing right now.) I bet Clark gets it all paid off somehow (cause you never want to take your chances with a probation violation) but usually a judge will give you a couple chances on probation before he really throws the book at you. [Title]

Output: Violation


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] You have to plea guilty in order to get your case dismissed under Holmes. He had to go up in front of a judge and admit what he did. You just get the benefit of nothing appearing on your record if you behave yourself afterwards. [Title]

Output: He's guilty


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] I think this is actually a light sentence in the grand scheme of things. He was charged under the Home Invasion statute. People go to prison for that. If someone broke into my home (whether it's a house or my dorm room) I'd definitely want that guy going to prison. Maybe the facts aren't the same as your stereotypical house burgalar, but Frank should feel lucky he gets probation and gets to keep this off his record. Hopefull he makes the most out of it. [Title]

Output: Light sentence


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I wonder if the Michigan coaches ever catch wind of this sort of thing on the recruiting trail, and if they cut ties with recruits when they here about it. For instance, if this turns out to be true, are we to assume any sort of connections we had with the high school are all for naught now? Since you could look at the high school as dirty? [Title]

Output: Curious


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I had forgotten about Hoke's law enforcement background. But not just specifically law enforcement. Federal probation and parole. He was originally trained basically to help people who are getting a second chance. Secondly, he himself was given second chances from his times at Ball State. I think these two foundations have a lot to do with how handles discipline on the team, and how he manages his players in general. He's not a strict disciplinarian like some people might believe him to be. He's probably much more likely to nuture a relationship with a troubled player, because he believes they're all worth the effort. I bet it explains why the Fitz and Frank Clark situations tend to be drawing out. And it's probably why Stonum still spoke kindly of the University and Hoke even after he was dismissed from the team. Hoke must have bent over backwards for him hoping he'd make things work, but it just didn't happen for him. [Title]

Output: Two things stood out to me


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Body] This matter started because a policeman saw Campbell sliding across the car. This wasn't the car owner spotting Campbell and taddling on him. Once the cop caught him, it was going criminal. The prosecutor does have the power to drop a case whenever he/she wants, but why would they in this situation? They had a strong case, and they made an easy deal. Technically, they did keep it private for Big Will, because as long as he completes his probation, it will ultimately be suppressed from his record because he is under 21. [Title]

Output: This matter started because a


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Criminal intent is not based on intended outcome. It's based on intended action. Theoretically, Campbell fully intended to jump and slide over that car. There's your criminal intent right there. It just so happened that his intentional action damaged the car. He didn't intend to do that, but he did anyway. A proper defense would be that, someone pushed him and it knocked him against the car, damaging it. In that case, he did not intend to make contact with the car. You do intend contact with the car when you think it would be funny to slide across it. [Title]

Output: Intent


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Actually, if you're hilariously smashing a camera (or car) you still do it on purpose. That means you had the necessary intent to commit a crime. For some reason, comedy is not a defense in our legal system. (although it totally should be). [Title]

Output: Actually, if you're


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] You have to prove intent, and meet the damage threshold. Campbell could probably beat this at trial by saying he didn't intend to mess up the car, but that seems like too much trouble when you can just pay back the money and still get your case dropped, or at a minimum a tiny misdemeanor. [Title]

Output: Intent


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I bet Brady Hoke laughed at Will when he heard about this. Honestly, it's hard to categorize what Campbell did as "malicious." I'm sure he didn't mean to damage the car, he was just acting like a drunk idiot, as we all do. If I was the prosecutor, I'd want Big Will to pay back the money of any damage he did to the vehicle, and then dismiss the case or find the tiniest misdemeanor I can find. Maybe even let him keep it off his record. I know felony SOUNDS like a big deal, but in this instance, it really isn't. [Title]

Output: Nah


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] One day, there will be a major case, but it's not going to be this. People have been saying dumb stuff from the beginning of time, and it's pretty hard to prove that a person had specific intent to get this kid permanently messed up in just 140 characters. Alas, the problems of the anonymous internet will continue, will stupid people saying stupid things. I would not be against the NCAA regulating this kind of stuff though. I know the last thing the NCAA needs is more regulation, but if this kind of behavior actually affected the program, you'd get a lot less of it happening. People like this would be Bartmanned into Bolivia. [Title]

Output: One day yes


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] That internet harrassment statute is probably as far as you can take this if someone wants to investigate it for some reason. And in the grand scheme of things, misdemeanors really aren't that big a deal. However, when you're a "business owner" or whatever he claims to be, and you have the wrath of entire fan base following you around the rest of your life, then yeah, it probably would become a big deal. [Title]

Output: Misdemeanor


Input: [Date] 3 years 10 weeks ago [Body] I think Rosenberg has had a part time gig at SI, possibly even before the little expose he did. I highly doubt that that piece is what got a national publication to suddenly notice him. When you are a columnist at a major metro publication for 10 years or more, you're gonna get noticed. Also worth noting, Rosenberg never mentioned that piece in his farewell column. He's quite aware that probably 15% of the Free Press readership associates him with that piece and only with that piece. I don't think he's necessarily proud of it to the point that he wants to tout it, but I don't think he feels he did anything wrong either. It's just another clipping in his past. [Title]

Output: Worth noting


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] To say that you could find any ole high school band to play The Victors and think no one would notice is wrong, ignorant, and practically downright offensive to those 300 some kids who are dying today because they just learned that Dave Brandon crushed their dreams. These are students who don't get any kind of scholarship. They go through three a day practices in summer camps and give up two hours a day in the fall to play that fight song loud. We are flipping out on Brandon because the Michigan community wants to tell the band that it's worth it. That we appreciate all the effort that we put in. And trust me, as someone who can tell the difference, whether it's a high school band or an empty section of the bleachers, you're going to notice, and you're immediately going to miss them. [Title]

Output: Have some respect


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] The prosecutor will never comment on a story while it's pending, so you only get the defense's attorney's watered down version of the events. It's possible there's less to the story, but prosecutor's don't take these charges lightly. They're very serious about what and why they charge, and this Freep story says nothing about illegal entry into someone's room or any kind of domestic violence. Someone must be alleging that Furman messed up a girlfriend or someone he lives with (that's the definition of domestic violence) and that he went somewhere he wasn't supposed to without permission (the illegal entry part). We won't know these things unless a police report is leaked or until the case actually ends up in court somewhere. Just for a scale of reference, if all these things are true, the law views this worse than anything Daryl Stonum did, but not quite as bad as the MSU dorm ambush. [Title]

Output: Don't have the whole story


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Everyone has a little dirt, but that doesn't necessarily relate to their job. I think everyone knows we've been overperforming this year, so now all the analysts are waiting for the shoe to drop. Besides, they all know that if they pick ridiculous upsets, no one calls them out when they're wrong, but they get to toot their own horns if they can call the long shot. Davis and Gottlieb were both picking 3-14 and 4-13 upsets like crazy, even though these rarely ever happen. The best advice is Belein=Believe. [Title]

Output: Seth Davis knows what he's talking about


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] For one thing, he's on probation, not out of prison on parole. Secondly, this isn't just showing up late for a probation appointment. He showed up late because he got a ticket. That ticket was for driving on a suspended/revoked license. That license is suspended/revoked because he has been convicted of drunk driving, and the state has deemed him not responsible enough to possess a license at this time. On top of that, he has been ordered by the court not to drive already. This is a problem. The court may take some mercy on him because it sounds like he's done alright on probation so far, but we can't treat this like it's not a big deal. Also, the "Our players aren't robbing and assaulting people and raping women fergodsakes," quote just reeks of Terrelle Pryor-ishness. Pardon my french. But I would hope we could keep our standards higher in society than robbin' and rapin. Especially for our Michigan Men. [Title]

Output: More than that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] You also have to remember that a waiver is essentially what a prosecutor is shooting for anyway at the preliminary exam. The prosecutor just needs to get the case from point A to point B. The defendant is usually thinking about long-term strategy, so sometimes a waiver is the best outcome for everyone involved. Even if a prosecutor could add charges if they demanded an exam, the saying goes "one in the hand is better than two in the bush." [Title]

Output: You also have to remember


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] It's real common to waive, and it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with an intent to plea bargain down the road. Oftentimes it's strategic on the defense's part. Many times, you DO NOT want to hear what the victims have to say. The defense already has access to witness statements and grand jury testimony. If a witness shows up at a hearing a testifies, that testimony is locked in forever, and can be used against the defendant at trial. But if no testimony occurrs, then the witness must appear for the trial. Sandusky's lawyer has already said he thought some witnesses wouldn't want to testify. By waiving your exam, you're hoping maybe witnesses will change their mind between now and trial. It's kind of a long shot, but what else choice does Sandusky have now? [Title]

Output: Very common


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I looked at the Pennsylvania state codes. I don't recommend this to anyone. I remember from the indictment that Sandusky is being charged with at least a number of counts of Involuntary Deviant Sexual Intercourse. That carries a maximum penalty of 40 years in Pennsylvania. If any of the children testify that they were seriously hurt or harmed in any way as a result of this, he can be charged with the life offense. He's also being charged with a laundry list of more minor felonies and misdemeanors. This doesn't mean he will necessarily serve the maximum on any of these counts, but on such a high profile case, a judge or jury would probably consider it. Not that it's going to matter anyway, because there are so many counts racked up against Sandusky that the time he does do is going to take away any of the life he has left. [Title]

Output: I looked at the Pennsylvania state codes


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Body] You have to remember that the legal system is alwys stacked in favor of the defendant. In a fight where you have conflicting eyewitness reports, a jury will often throw up its arms because it can't decide who to believe. When that happens, a defendant gets acquitted. In fact in this case, he was still found guilty of the aggravated assault misdemeanor. The difference being that, the jury thought he tried to hurt Kampfer and didn't do it out of self-defense, but they don't think he tried to like, felony level mess him up. We really don't know what happened, and can never know what happened. If I had to guess, I would bet that Milano was jawing at Kampfer the whole way back. Eventually he said something that drove Kampfer over the edge, and he turned around when he shouldn't have. I'd really chalk this up to drunk college kids are idiots, and everything probably ended up sorting itself out in the most fair way possible. [Title]

Output: Legal system


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Body] The Michigan State whining is quintessential Little Brother. I know it's not fair. I agree with them. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy laughing at their misfortunes. Sometimes the older brother is more important. Sometimes he gets to do things the Little Brother doesn't, and he just has to put up with it. [Title]

Output: MSU whining


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] Agreed. The douche level is [Body]

Output: Agreed. The douche level is getting too damned high on this board. I'm not sure if it's just because of the points system, though. It might be a direct result of its increased popularity and moving to the mainstream that dilutes out the quality posters. That doesn't stop me from visiting daily, though.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] I know that this all in good [Body]

Output: I know that this all in good fun, but who really does a consistently good job as a solo talk radio host? National guys like Jim Rome/SVP have a room full of people to keep churning out the topics, and are hardly in the same category. I really don't know of any, and stand by my Caputo reference. Even if you think he's an idiot, the man has been doing the job for a long time, knows his craft, and can fill a strange air time by himself with reasonable consistency.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] I can't believe all of the [Body]

Output: I can't believe all of the negative comments in this thread. I understand that a thread like this will bring out the vocal minority that for whatever reason dislike a radio show (see the many threads where other shows get blasted), but this seems over the top. I enjoy listening to Ira and wtka. I think the point that is lost in all the negativity are that it is a blessing and a curse to cover Michigan sports so in depth. We all tune in because we like hearing about michigan football, but the problem is there really isn't a whole lot of news to fill in multiple hours every single day. Sure, they do a good job during the football season, but how could you not ramble about a random michigan factoid or a game from 20 years ago when it's April and there hasn't been any real michigan football news in months? I'm also surprised that Ira is being criticized a little about rambling. It is an extremely difficult skill to fly solo in a talk radio show. It is literally just you meant to fill the air for x amount of hours, and be sure to fill that air, too because nothing is worse that pauses or dead air time. Rants and long winded conversations with yourself are absolutely inevitable, and actually necessary. Combine that with the fact that you have no social cues to know exactly when your audience is losing interest, it makes it extremely difficult. Sprinkle in the fact that the audience is so niche that callers don't exactly light up his boards all the time, and it's a lot of Ira talking without it being his fault at all. I think Ira does a great job. I don't listen to many national radio talk shows anymore, and the only local guy that can really fly solo on the radio pretty we'll is pat caputo besides Ira. Again, I'm sure there are people here that don't enjoy his show, but I think he does a great job of keeping a show entertaining even if he doesn't have a cohost to bounce conversations off of. Pat has been doing this for decades, has many more topics available for him to cover, and has a much larger Detroit sports fan base to "turn it to the people" when he hits a lull. Let's give Ira some credit. Keep up the good work Ira. I moved out of the area 2 years ago. I used to solely listen to sports talk radio, but when I made the move yours is the only talk radio I listen to anymore via the radio app. You do a great job and we appreciate it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] We're you a big fan during [Body]

Output: We're you a big fan during the horror? Nothing is worse than app state. Ranked #4. Coming off a season that many thought we should have played for the NC, senior star running back and quarterbacks that had been pegged to be national contenders for years, the future #1 overall pick. Bite your tongue, young man. Nothing is worse than the horror.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Crowd shot from MSU game... [Body]

Output: Crowd shot from MSU game... Eww.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] I'm all for jumping all over [Body]

Output: I'm all for jumping all over the espn hype train,but I have to give them credit on the clowney case. They sure did hype him to insane levels, but he also got a whole hell of a lot of criticism after that first game. Between the first and second game there was some residual hype and discussion as to whether the first game was an outlier, but after two nondominating performances, I haven't heard that much hype on him. It only took two weeks to crush espn's golden boy, and that's not too bad.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Wow that was a ridiculous [Body]

Output: Wow that was a ridiculous play. Even more ridiculous that TAMU caught it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Watching this pass rush makes [Body]

Output: Watching this pass rush makes me sad about our pass rush.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] What's with manziel and weird [Body]

Output: What's with manziel and weird sleeves?


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Don't be silly. Nobody wants [Body]

Output: Don't be silly. Nobody wants bama to win today.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Anyone else feel for Texas a [Body]

Output: Anyone else feel for Texas a little bit? I know they snubbed us with joining the big ten and I know Vince young torched us, but for some reason I don't take the pleasure in them sucking as much as I do USC.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] We absolutely did not stuff [Body]

Output: We absolutely did not stuff them every time we got aggressive. I was surprised how well they seemed to pick up our blitzes and with our corners playing off so much it seemed like it was raining short slants for 8-9 yards a pop.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Manziel is looking sharp [Body]

Output: Manziel is looking sharp today. I hate to say it but I thought his hype train was out of control. Those deep balls to single coverage are on point.


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] That is what always happens [Body]

Output: That is what always happens on a standard play action pass.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] There is no way that a [Body]

Output: There is no way that a rational person can believe that at this point in their respective football careers Devin Gardner gives us a better chance at winning a football game compared to Denard Robinson. That thought is silly, in my opinion, but so is us arguing about exactly how awesome DG is right now. We both are glad he's on the team, and we both are looking forward to seeing him kick some butt next year, everything else is arguing over minutia. It was a good game. Go Blue.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Come on. Based on a couple [Body]

Output: Come on. Based on a couple deep throws that could, no would have been picked off against better DBs? He has looked good today against a big ten bottom dweller, and I'm glad that the guy is having a breakout game, but all you need to do is rewatch the past few spring games to realize how silly you sound. Furthermore, throwing mechanics? Neither Denard nor Devin are picture perfect throwers. Both have great arm strength, but your kidding yourself if you don't see DG short arming his throws.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Everyone needs to temper [Body]

Output: Everyone needs to temper their excitement for DG a little bit. No, he is not better than Denard. We are all excited to have a QB option that could be a threat next year, but this is Minn.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] We do know that Michigan used [Body]

Output: We do know that Michigan used to run the triple option, right?


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] That's not true at all. It [Body]

Output: That's not true at all. It completely depends on the injury.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Boomslang! [Body]

Output: Boomslang!


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Still think we lose this one? [Body]

Output: Still think we lose this one?


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I was wondering the same [Body]

Output: I was wondering the same thing. My guess is to get more speed and aggressiveness on the field.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I'm not as high on AF as you [Body]

Output: I'm not as high on AF as you are, but I agree with you.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] No. We have to whine about [Body]

Output: No. We have to whine about Borges running Denard either too much or too little.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Our offense is moving the [Body]

Output: Our offense is moving the ball at will, as it probably should be against this defense. Our defense is certainly not calming any concerns from last week, but it is a defense designed to line up against pro sets and zone read options. I am not sure how much struggling against this team tells us going forward.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Seriously? Did you watch [Body]

Output: Seriously? Did you watch 2008? This is nothing like 2008.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] There is a whole lot of doom [Body]

Output: There is a whole lot of doom and gloom on this board today.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] I agree, wolverine historian. [Body]

Output: I agree, wolverine historian. MSU should pull this one out. The later it gets, the less of a threat Levon Bell will become, but I think Sparty will reach the end zone again before it's all said and done. I don't seeBoise getting another TD. Good game, though.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] I hope for the best, and the [Body]

Output: I hope for the best, and the fact that he's moving all 4 extremities makes it less likely that there was cord involvement, but it doesn't rule it out. Not at all. That being said, there are tons of people who present after a neck injury who turn out to have musculoskeletal problems and their spine is fine. No one can honestly know what's going on through the internetz.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] EhrMagerd dehrnerd [Body]

Output: EhrMagerd dehrnerd


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Football, man. Football and costume design [Body]

Output: Just had to inject some estrogen into this conversation. Over the years I turned my little football fan into Napoleon, Paul Revere, a Civil War soldier; and his sister into Jane Austen and a living American Girl Doll. Currently installing a girl cave (sewing room) in the basement next to the man cave (football viewing and weights).


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Something does not compute. [Body]

Output: A 30-34 25-75 percentile ACT split implies that 25% of the accepted class had a 35 or 36. A brief internet search says that .38% of ACT scores are 35 and .076 are 36. in 2013, the latest date for which I could find info, 1,666,017 took the ACT. That means that about 6331 people in the US got a 35 and 1266 got a 36. 13555 acceptances x .25 = 3389 people with a 35 or 36 admitted to UM. That is 3389/7597 or about 45% of ALL seniors with high ACT scores applied to UM. That sounds high to me. I'm going to give this three fakes out of 5.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] In my neighborhood (Midtown) [Body]

Output: There is a 97% occupancy rate and there must be half a dozen major rehabs underway that will easily pay for themselves because the purchase price is so low


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Benefits of Title Nine, baby! [Body]

Output: I know a lot of trash has been talked in the direction of the Title Nine directives but he next time you are inclined to complain about it, remember that tonight would never have happened without the resources made available to women's sports when Title Nine was passed. When I was in HS, women had to clear the practice field when the men decided they wanted it; women's coaches often were not really paid; the families of these athletes did what we expect staff to do for men's teams. No training resources either. No one showed up to games, and women athletes were often marginalized socially. As a high schooler I sat on a countywide committee to put T9 in place and learned a lot of these surprising facts. I know y'all are celebrating right now, but the next time you want to complain about gender equity requirements in sports, remember that there would not be a World Cup title, let alone 3, without it. Put your daughters on the field and cheer them on.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's not even dinner time [Body]

Output: And they have already lost today.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Logan. [Body]

Output: They will treat you very well and the food is fantastic


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Yikes I hate iPhones [Body]

Output: Typo apologies


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 1) My dad and 2) my husband [Body]

Output: My dad grew up in the Depression on a little post stamp farm in Ohio. No electricity no plumbing and horses for the plows. He got himself a pilots license in high school during the war and just after, through an endless series of hitchhiked rides and bus transfers. He went to Korea, came back, and worked his way to become a college professor. He raised four amazing kids. He had a heart attach at 52 and in the subsequent 35 years has run or walked six days a week. He gave me the courage to change careers in my twenties and becomes a college professor myself. And then there's my husband, the nicest funniest smartest guy on the planet who, one other stellar features, has never EVER failed to keep a doctoral student out of despair, nor ever been anything but Worlds Greatest Fan to his kids. He is also, for the record, heroically adorable.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Do you need equipment [Body]

Output: Should people bring anything?


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Satchels, or drive to Detroit [Body]

Output: For Slows. Cork town location has an epic wait but slows-to-go in midtown has parking and really no lines


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] 2000 is a big number man [Body]

Output: Congrats to y'all - there are plenty of published authors who would not be disappointed with those numbers. It's the traditional publishing industry's loss and, I hope, your gain.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Ike St Louis [Body]

Output: Small residential island back behind Ile de la Cite and Notre Dame. Pass by the left of the cathedral and keep going until you go over a pedestrian bridge. There is one main street down the spine of the island. Rue St Louis. The further down you go the better it gets, especially just past Rue des Deux Ponts. Search this neighborhood on Yelp there is a lot


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] Yes and no [Body]

Output: Not that its matters anymore but apparently four of the third place teams go through; however at least before Sweden v Australia there was a scenario in which we were third and left behind


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Maine 1979 in a drive-in [Body]

Output: Off Bar Harbour. We were watching Superman and the fog rolled in. Couldn't see the screen. Then Lois Lane fell into a crevasse during the earthquake. Is she dead? What will happen? In he next scene suddenly Superman is flying two villains directly into the hands of justice. No Lois. The End. Projectionist skipped a reel! Couldn't see the screen anyway for the fog


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Apologies to BlueSky [Body]

Output: Who had the right idea


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] No one has mentioned Homicide [Body]

Output: In no particular order, here are four off the top of my head The Wire Band of Brothers The Sopranos Homicide


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Congrats and welcome [Body]

Output: I am on faculty there; you will likely run across me during the MAP program. For the record, Dean Blake is leaving the place in significant better financial and strategic condition than she found it. My only advice is don't be a chit-signer - the kind of student who sees the whole four terms as kind of a waiting room for recruiting. You should be learning stuff you didn't already know, and if you ever find you are NOT you should show up to office hours and complain about it. And don't use your phone or laptop in class . If your phone rings you owe the class a song, sung full voice. "Hail to the Victors" is the default but I have also had "I'm a Little Teacup" and an ex temporized 16 bar original composition about retail distribution strategy.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Fair trade yes [Body]

Output: Give football players a non-football responsibility, other than in the classroom, no. What do you propose the players STOP doing in order to hone their design skills?


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yes but [Body]

Output: Also that we are not alone. Crazy shit happens to lots of people. So many people have survived


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Didn't they just get a 5 star [Body]

Output: Didn't they just get a 5 star recruit?


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 1) Baby laughing 2) "BAAAND, [Body]

Output: 1) Baby laughing 2) "BAAAND, take the field!" 3) Baby laughing on hearing "BAAAND, take the field!"


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Definitely felt it in Ann Arbor [Body]

Output: This is the third earthquake since I moved here in 1998 from California. For the most part these small ones in the 4 range are felt by transplanted Californians


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Um yes [Body]

Output: Commencement at least for my part of the U is Fri May 1st.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Right, swimming! [Body]

Output: And gymnastics !


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Title] That seems about right to me [Body]

Output: The stands were occupied most of the way up, but not with any density - people spread out and there were lots of holes. My guess was 30k


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's the National Collegiate Ahtletic Association... [Body]

Output: They deal with College


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Title] someone with more timethan me says 1 every 400 years [Body]


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Good start but wrong stat [Body]

Output: Your conclusion (na gonna happen) is fine but I don't think we want the chance of a particular given person choosing correctly (147.57 quintillion) but of SOME person doing so - the chance of the event happening at all. We've got 11.57 million tickets to the "perfect bracket" lottery on ESPN alone. So one way of calculating the chance of someone getting a perfect bracket on ESPN are presumably .....ohf*ck someone else calculate it for me. But this is still not right, because we are not picking a truly random event. It would only be the right calculation if Kentucky vs. Hampton etc had a 50/50 outcome. Imagine I, a middle-aged college professor with a negative vertical leap, were playing a competitive game of HORSE v. Trey Burke. And yall were betting on it. Lots of people would win that one, not just 50%, because the outcome would not be a random event. Now imagine Trey Burke is playing vs. 63 middle-aged professors in a bracket. The probability of a winning bracket existingn would not be 1 out of 147.57 quintillion. Right?


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You graduated! [Body]

Output: This makes me feel old. Good advice, though!


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Can I just point out [Body]

Output: They are reasonably wise to material being passed among applicants. There's software for that kind of thing


Input: [Date] 7 hours 23 min ago [Body] Hakeem is on Twitter? [Title]

Output: Hakeem is on Twitter?


Input: [Date] 2 days 23 hours ago [Body] You can send me questions and I will ask them to the people we get [Title]

Output: You can send me questions and


Input: [Date] 3 days 2 min ago [Body] Dude....come to grips. Michigan is a looooooong way from killing. If you want to see an example of killing it, look at Ohio State. Until Michigan is at that level, they ain't killing it. They're just doing good. [Title]

Output: Dude....come to grips.


Input: [Date] 4 days 8 hours ago [Body] This could be bad for Michigan. Georgia looks to be in good position for Nauta, and with FSU losing his commitment, they'll push even harder for Upshur. [Title]

Output: Might be bad


Input: [Date] 5 days 5 min ago [Body] That's why I said you need to have something better than Baylor. But there's a point of diminishing returns on scheduling tough teams. All you need is like one OOC game against another power five team and the rest can be non FCS cupcakes and you're good. Anything beyond that and you risk adding unnecessary losses which kills your shot at the CFP [Title]

Output: That's why I said you need to


Input: [Date] 5 days 3 hours ago [Body] After watching Michigan's offense the last few years, you should know what having a shitty offense can do to a defense. [Title]

Output: Michigan's offense


Input: [Date] 5 days 3 hours ago [Body] Given Michigan's long-standing issues defending good running QBs, Taysom Hill should scare the shit out of every Michigan fan. Yeah, he's had injury issues and is on his 9th year of eligibility, but he pretty much single-handedly shot down Manny Diaz's rising star and killed Mack Brown's tenure at Texas. [Title]

Output: Given Michigan's


Input: [Date] 5 days 3 hours ago [Body] There is pretty much zero benefit to having a hard OOC schedule. There's even pretty much zero benefit to having a moderately challenging OOC schedule. The goal should be to land somewhere in between Baylor's Charmin soft OOC schedule and something that's going to provide a winnable challenge or two heading into conference play. [Title]

Output: Why?


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] Of course they might offer it (unless they wanted to be worried about making an insulting offer), but that's why you have an agent - to counter that offer. No responsible agent would ever allow his client entering his second year in the league to sign a 3-year veterans minimum contract. That is just all kinds of stupid. If the Pacers like him enough to offer three years, that's enough interest to get more than the minimum. [Title]

Output: Of course they might offer it


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] It'll definitely be for more than league minimum. While I'm sure the Pacers would love to lock him up for the vets min for 3-years, Glenn and his agent would be insane to accept that. [Title]

Output: Just beat me to it


Input: [Date] 1 week 7 hours ago [Body] It'll definitely be more than $1.5M. Around $800k is the veterans minimum in the NBA and no team or player signs a three year deal for the league minimum. In fact if Glenn's agent let him sign a 3-yr deal for the league minimum in his second year in the league he should be fired and banned. It'll probably be something like a 3-year $8M deal...and maybe a lot more. [Title]

Output: It'll definitely be more than


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] The WR cupboard isn't bare, but its full of a bunch of stuff that doesn't look that appealing. And I think we're at the point where we've opened and closed it about a dozen times and are slowly talking ourselves into that can of peaches or old box of mac and cheese. [Title]

Output: Cupboard isn't bare, but...


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Just went back over the last few years and looked at where a 600yd season would rank for a Michigan receiver and it made me very sad. [Title]

Output: Just went back over the last


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] This will probably be his last year if that makes you feel better. [Title]

Output: This will probably be his


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] We've been too terrible to say anything about. No one wants to make fun of the handicapped kid. [Title]

Output: We've been too terrible to


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] May has nothing to do with cost cutting. He has a year left on his deal. This is just a reassignment for him. [Title]

Output: May has nothing to do with


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Please, explain what Nick stands to gain by "taking down" the Michigan program. You know, for those of us not living in tin foil covered houses. [Title]

Output: Vested Interest


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Any one that gets worked up about which school a reporter went to is also far more emotionally invested in something that they should be. If someone is a good reporter -- which Nick is -- then it doesn't matter where they went to school. Brian went to Michigan, does it matter that his writting is "unfairly" pro-Michigan biased? [Title]

Output: And so do you


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] No offense, but this is just fucking stupid. You shit on a reporter and his reporting without ever having read the article. You're the type of idiot fan boy that gives other sane fans a bad rap. I mean, Sparty Baumgardner?? What are you, 8 years old? And on second thought, take all the offense with my comment that you want. Since you seem to be the type to get easily rattled by writers' collegial ties, I'm sure you will anyways. [Title]

Output: No offense...


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] This one reminds me of Artavis Scott. Was looking good for Michigan right up until it was a sudden landslide for Clemson. Wonder if Kelly got the same "care package" Scott did. [Title]

Output: This one reminds me of


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Clemson was picked to win the ACC [Title]

Output: Clemson was picked to win the


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Also doesn't fix the pixelated hot mess of bootleg live-streams. [Title]

Output: Also doesn't fix the


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] They are at least half as good. I mean, Jesus, people are reacting like this is Teen Mom 3 or something. Its still good TV. And I don't think McConaughey or Harrelson's parts were that much better written than many of the parts this season, I just think they were parts taylor made for those actors, and actors made the writing seem phenomenal. McCounaughey is perfect for the spacey cop with a bad side. And Harrelson was perfect for the cop that's kind of a dick. Its essentially the same types of parts those two always play and it was written right into their wheelhouses. Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, and Taylor Kitsch are all doing well in their roles -- not at the same level of Harrelson or McCounaughey, but they were both nominated for Emmys, so that's a pretty high bar. I agree that Vince Vaungh is out of place. That was a miscasting. As much as I love him, he's just not a dramatic actor. I just think a lot of the handwringing over this season compared to last is revisionist history. There were a lot of slow, confusing, and just plain bad parts of season 1, but people forget about them. [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Oh boo hoo, its not the greatest fucking show on TV. WAAAAAAAA Guess what, the first season wasn't that awesome either. Its first half was just as slow and complicated, there was a big shootout at the end of episode 4, and the best episodes were all at the end. Just like this season. [Title]

Output: Oh hey look, we've got a whiner


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Went there for the Under Armour All American game, and can confirm its a dump. Couldn't imagine watching a baseball game there. [Title]

Output: Went there for the Under


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Worst stadium I've been too was definitely old Yankee Stadium. It was the final year of the old stadium, and that place was a dump. Yeah, yeah, its nice and historical, but it was still a shithole. [Title]

Output: Old Yankee Stadium


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Don't forget Cowherd's idiotic take on John Wall. [Title]

Output: Don't forget Cowherd's


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He's also reuniting with his old boss Jamie Horowitz (who was famously fired from the Today show after like 2 months, and is the new president of Fox Sports) who is basically responsible for everything everyone hates about ESPN -- the whole embrace debate nonsense and inserting LeBron, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel into every goddamn conversation. Now...if they would just dump the whole First Take crew, the purge will be complete. [Title]

Output: Reunion


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Why? A tweet is a form of communication, no different than getting a quote in the locker room, press conference, or in passing. [Title]

Output: Why? A tweet is a form of


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] No one gives a shit about records over the last 20 years. It's the I was awesome in high school of arguments. [Title]

Output: No one gives a shit about


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] It wouldn't prevent situations like this. For anyone still taking officials in January and committing weeks before NSD, you'd face the exact same numbers crunch some signing day. [Title]

Output: It wouldn't prevent


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Saban and other SEC teams generally get the recruits they want when they go head-to-head with nothern schools. Sure Michigan and other schools "up north" win battles with SEC teams all the time. But I'd bet its in the 1 out of 10 to 1 out of 20 range. Which, to me, is slim odds. [Title]

Output: Its generally true though


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Auburn has excellent bagmen though. Bagmen trump pretty much everything else. [Title]

Output: Auburn has excellent bagmen


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Why? It's July. He still has half a year before he has to decide. [Title]

Output: Why? It's July. He still has


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] They already have that. That's why rights fees are so high and why everyone's cable bills are so high. [Title]

Output: They already have that.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Big Ten fees are the next big rights contract to be negotiated. And with the top two contenders cutting a lot of costs in the last few months, it'll be interesting to see what happens. Whoever wins the Big Ten rights is likely going to have to make quiet a few concessions elsewhere in their business to afford it. [Title]

Output: Its the next big one


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It'll be interesting to see what happens. There's been lots of talk about a looming pop for the sports rights bubble and we might be near that. ESPN is tightening their belt and Fox just cut a bunch of jobs as well. Those two networks rely on rights fees more than anyone else (they broadcast the most), and they use subscriber fees to offset that. With subscriber bases shrinking, its a whole lot harder to shell out billions for rights. It'll be interesting to see what happens when the next round of contracts comes up. Eventually something has to give, someone is going to have to pay for it, and it'll likely be the consumer. Cord cutting is a sexy alternative now because its the alternative and networks still have their business attached to subscriber fees. Its cheap because its new, and networks haven't quite figured out what to do with it. Once the subscriber model breaks, they are going to have to shift and start charging a lot more for the a la carte/cord cutter option. The demand for live sports isn't going to go away. There will just be a shift in how we the consumer pay for that demand. [Title]

Output: All tied to the rights fees


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sling has ESPN for now, but according to a WSJ article, when Disney negotiated that deal, they put in a clause that allowed them to opt out if they lost 3M subscribers, which they have now done. But opting out has its own problems, so it remains to be seen if they will stick with Sling or not. [Title]

Output: Sling has them for now


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Brining a national championship is important. If you don't, it can dry up before you're ready. Its an important step, helps keeps the moisture in. [Title]

Output: Brining a national championship is important.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] It seems like people have gotten so judgy with TV shows and movies lately. Every review seems to be IT WASN'T THE GREATEST PIECE OF MEDIA IN OUR LIFETIMES, SO ITS TOTAL DOGSHIT. DO NOT LIKE. I mean, fuck, its entertainment people. Not every show or episode can be the pinnacle of the art form. Be happy we still have content like this to watch and its not all reality TV. [Title]

Output: Amen


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This is what I don't get with all of the season to season comparisions -- we're a total of 3 episodes in. You can't compare season 1 as a whole with 3 epsiodes of season two yet. And if you're comparing 3 episodes to 3 episodes, you're forgetting what those first three episodes of season 1 were actually like. In the first season, all you had 3 episodes in was an occult murder scene, awkard car rides with Cohle and Hart, a bunch of interview scenes with Cohle and Hart, a lot of poltiics with the task force, and a lot of relationship drama with Hart. There were plenty of places for the story to go -- much like the current season -- but that was it. Season 1 didn't take off until the big shootout in episode 4 with Reggie Ledoux. [Title]

Output: Rewatch the first season


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He has the most unanswered questions so far character wise. Sure he's brooding a lot, but there's a lot of places his character can go. That's pretty interesting. [Title]

Output: Most questions


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] More like the new Jabrill Peppers [Title]

Output: More like the new Jabrill


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Combination of points earned from running the 40, vertical leap, shuttle drill, and kneeling power ball throw. You have to be great at everything to win. Last year's winner was Kirk Merritt (signed with Oregon) with a 148.83. Speedy Noil (A&M) won in 2013 with a 153.90. Georgia Manbearfreak Nick Chubb had a 142.59 that year. The all-time record is by former OSU commit Mike Mitchell who had a 154.47 in 2012. So a 149.49 is pretty fucking good especially considering he's a junior to be. [Title]

Output: Combo score


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Has nothing to do with pixels, but everything to do with cheap LED TVs. It was simply too expensive to make a plasma TV let alone a 4K plasma, and since LED technology and manufacturing costs improved drastically over the last 5 years or so, there was just no reason to make plasma anymore. Plus the majority of consumers didn't want plasma anymore -- LED was the new hot shit (even though plasma were still better quality). I bought my Panasonic plasma around 4 years or so ago and plasmas were all but gone back then. 3D TV was the hot feature back then -- 4k was only on the horizon. Panasonic made them for another year or so, but stopped and they along with every other manufacturer sold off their remaining inventory at rock bottom prices. [Title]

Output: Plasma was dead before 4k


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] 4K TV is just like 3D TV. There will be some content for it, but its largely a gimmick to get you to spend the extra couple hundred for the 3D/4K features on a TV. Neither is going to have the widespread support that the HDTV movement had. So just like 3D, 4K will fade away into a tiny niche market. So, while its nice to be future proof, you're proofing for a future that's not really going to exist. [Title]

Output: 4k movement = 3D movement


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Not to be a dick or anything, but who has channels that aren't HD anymore? Like legit question here...what are people watching that is SD these days? [Title]

Output: Not to be a dick or anything,


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] They've been advertising it online and on TV. [Title]

Output: Its real


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I don't see 4k becoming a standard any time in the next 5-10 years -- if ever. Sports networks are paying so much for rights fees, they don't have the money to reinvest in upgraded infastructure, cameras, and broadcast trucks to do 4k broadcasts. And live events is where the money is at these days. Gonna be an even longer wait for broadcast or cable content. For the foreseeable future, 4k is going to be a marketing gimmick. [Title]

Output: Gonna be a long wait for 4k content


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Really no reason to go with Sony. Especially if you want to avoid Smart TVs. Haven't checked TV ratings in the last year or so, but if I remember right, Vizio, Panasonic, Sharp, and Samsung have all closed the gap or surpassed Sony in terms of quality. Sony is basically living off reputation at this point. No reason to get a curved TV -- that's just marketing hype. Also no reason to get a 4k TV. There's no content for it and there won't be for quiet a long time (rights fees are too goddamn much for networks to reinvest in 4k broadcast gear for sports). So if you don't want to shell out for a top of the line TV that is going to have Smart TV features built in, picture quality is all relatively equal below that threshold. Just pick up a nice 65" Vizio or something with good refresh rate for $1k or so from Costco and you'll be plenty happy. [Title]

Output: Sony


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] When Hackett says "Fuck that crocodile" before jumping into crocodile infested waters, the crocs just nod in agreement and swim away. [Title]

Output: When Hackett says "Fuck that


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] To be fair, it was the worst concealed beer ever. Only thing that would've made it more obvious was a sign pointing to the pocket saying BEER IN HERE!!! [Title]

Output: To be fair, it was the worst


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I was once ejected from Michigan Stadium for trying to smuggle in two beers. I had one in my shorts pocket (I had already had a good 8+ that morning and was not thinking about what a terrible hiding spot that was), and one waistbanded. They spotted the one in the shorts pocket right away, took my ticket, and booted me. Once out of the stadium, I drank the still hidden beer from my waistband, bought another ticket from a scalper, and went in a different entrance. #TheMichiganDifference [Title]

Output: Cool story time, bro:


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] You need both. Especially if you want to beat Ohio State. Good coaching and development might be enough to beat MSU but that won't be enough to beat OSU. I don't know how many people are grasping how far behind Ohio State we are. [Title]

Output: You need both. Especially if


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Still limited to 85 total scholarships though, which doesn't really help your Saban example out. [Title]

Output: Still limited to 85 total


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] They did. They reached out Michigan on Friday and got a statement. Since Pip is still a student, they aren't at liberty to say a whole lot about his medical history or the situation itself due to privacy laws. [Title]

Output: They did. They reached out


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Or he was pressured to take a medical because he shouldn't be playing anymore and he is just too young and stubborn to admit or realize it. [Title]

Output: Or he was pressured to take a


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Yes. The only way freeing up a scholarship helps this season is by taking a transfer. And you don't willingly boot line depth that can contribute just for shits and giggles. [Title]

Output: Yes. The only way freeing up


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] And a 20 year old kid is never going to take being told that they have to retire from a sport easily. The phrase "you have arthritis" simply does not compute. He's just too young to really grasp what that means. Sure you feel fine now, but if it's true his knee is already arthritic then the damage he could do with another season of CFB could really hamper his quality of life 5, 10, 20 years down the road. Or Harbaugh could be doing something shady. Tough to know since his side of the story is going to be limited. [Title]

Output: And a 20 year old kid is


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Interesting story. Unless there was another DL transfer ready to come in on a senior transfer this season then there is really no nefarious reason to pressure Pip to quit. [Title]

Output: Interesting story. Unless


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It's based off of plenty of quotes in that story...ass clown. [Title]

Output: It's based off of plenty of


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I've always liked being higher in the stands for football. Especially the farther you get from the 50. Allows you to see more of the field. [Title]

Output: I've always liked being


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I think I'd take the over on Ohio State and bet on them to go undefeated. That's such a loaded, talented team from top to bottom. As much as I'd love to see it, I just don't think Michigan State has what it takes to beat them on the road, and I don't think Michigan can beat them either. I mean, I'd love to see it, but if you're betting with your wallet, and not your heart pretty much everything says that should be a loss for Michigan. [Title]

Output: Over on Ohio State


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I definitely think the Nebraska game could be a loss, but you'd be looking for a good upset for their other loss. In that Minnesota game, you'd likely be betting on a 6-5 Minnesota team to upset a 10-1 or 9-2 Wisconsin team. [Title]

Output: Maybe


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] No, that's what happened. Jim Harbaugh's Wolverines opened at 7.5 minus-125 under and attracted early action on the over, according to CG Technology vice president of race and sports Jason Simbal. By late afternoon, Michigan's win total was 7.5 minus-135 over. http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/13131981/ohio-state-buckeyes-expected-win-115-games-year-according-las-vegas-sportsbook [Title]

Output: No, that's what happened.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I posted Vegas' win total odds for those teams above, but none of them are expected to be tough teams. Especially Maryland (4.5 wins). Sure they might lose to Nebraska, but I don't think they lose three games total. And Wisconsin is built on shaky QB play. Doesn't matter who is back there, all they do is run, run, run. Corey Clement is no Gordon, but he's still pretty good. [Title]

Output: I don't know...


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] A lot of people already did. The line opened at 7.5 minus -125 under and has moved to minus-135 over. And that was two days ago, so it might be higher now. So when it opened, you could bet $100 on the over and win $125. Now, you need to bet $135 to win $100. [Title]

Output: A lot of people did


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] In their Big Ten schedule, they play a grand total of two teams Vegas thinks will have a winning record. Iowa - 7.5 wins @ Nebraska - 8 wins Purdue - 4 wins @ Illinois - 4 wins Rutgers - 5 wins @ Maryland - 4.5 wins Northwestern - 6 wins @ Minnesota - 6 wins This is why Vegas is filled with nice shiny casinos. [Title]

Output: Who is going to beat them?


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Sure they open against Bama, so count that as a loss. But they'd still need to lose two games to finish 9-3 and for you to win that bet. Which two teams on that schedule are going to beat them? [Title]

Output: Look at their schedule


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Too tricky of a run lately to predict anything. With all of the offers to off the radar commits, it's gotta be tough to find out who was offered, let alone get any sort of insight from the kid or the staff on who is going to commit. [Title]

Output: Too tricky of a run lately to


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Season 1 took a while to get going. Looking back on it as a whole, it was an excellent season, but people forget about the bad parts. And since its a whole new cast/location/story, and should really be judged as a standalone show instead of season two of something, I thought the first episode was a great first episode for a new show. Lots of promise, and lots of places for a story to go. If the show was called something like Pacific Coast instead of True Detective: Season Two, the reviews would be much, much different. [Title]

Output: Felt the same way


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I thought that was cleverly done -- assuming that was a one time thing of course. [Title]

Output: I thought that was cleverly


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Colin Farrell is easily the most bad ass -- dude beat up two people that episode. And McAdams is messed up as well -- maybe more so than any of the other characters. There was the scene where she was into some sort of wierd unexplained sex thing, and the scene where she was booted from the casino. Plus, she has daddy/sister issues. [Title]

Output: They are all broken


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Probably as many sweeping shots of the Louisiana back country that they showed in season 1. [Title]

Output: Probably as many sweeping


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Cool story bro [Title]

Output: Cool story bro


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Michigan was #5 in 2013, but #20 last year. And recency bias is a part of the rankings. Current talent, path to the title, and coaching all have to do with now. And if we start winning, ESPN will be right since we're nowhere close to the #15 team in the country right now. [Title]

Output: Michigan was #5 in 2013, but


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It's over 3 years. And #15 is about right if we finished ranked 24, 12, and 6 over the next three seasons. Which I think we'd all be pretty happy with. [Title]

Output: It's over 3 years. And #15 is


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Like you said they have a brutal path to a title game, who knows how long Dantonio will keep coaching or what their defense will look like without Narduzzi. Plus they don't recruit at a Michigan or OSU level. I think they are rated just right. [Title]

Output: Like you said they have a


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] So if I came to your house and took $20 from you every month, it would be cool because its not that much money, right? [Title]

Output: So if I came to your house


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] You're right, because ESPN has never in their entire history produced anything that was watchable or listenable. Keep on fighting that good ESPN Sucks fight chief. [Title]

Output: You're right, because ESPN


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Body] They aren't really short $8M. Its the same accounting fuckery that every school uses to cry poor. [Title]

Output: ^^^EXACTLY


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I just picture him driving by tennis practice in a golf cart yelling "FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!!" out of a megaphone. Just nice and drawn out so its nice and Doppler-effecty. [Title]

Output: I just picture him driving by


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I knew that picture looked familiar. Can we call him Uncle Vic? [Title]

Output: Uncle Rico?


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The E11 Finals coincide with The Opening which is July 5th-11th. All of that should be on ESPNU again like it has been in years past. [Title]

Output: The Opening


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Rather than get into a (ludicrous) debate, I'll just let my signature do the talking. [Title]

Output: Oh, OK


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] In the last 11 years of NBA play he definitely is. Last person to play this much in a Finals was Kobe in 2004. And he had a much better supporting cast than LeBron does. I'm not really sure who the last person to do what LeBron is doing is. [Title]

Output: He might be


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] C'mon, the most mentally grueling sport? It might be the least mentally grueling sport. Every other sport you have to be constantly thinking, reacting, and pulling on film study the entire time you're playing while also dealing with an opponent who is doing the same and trying to physically throw you off your game. Baseball, you just stand in the field for hours waiting for shit to happen without the opponent really doing much of anything physically to throw you off your game. The only times you need to be mentally challenged are in unique fielding or base running situations, and 4-5 times a game when you're at bat. Shit, I'd argue golf is more mentally challenging than baseball. [Title]

Output: LOL


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Bird's body broke down after 9 seasons and he became a shell of his former self. He only played 13 seasons total, LeBron is in season 12. So...not well? [Title]

Output: Bird's body broke down after


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] He'd also get swarmed by media with deflategate questions. [Title]

Output: He'd also get swarmed by


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Is a Pro Bowl really a better accomplishment than a Heisman?? [Title]

Output: Is a Pro Bowl really a better


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 hour ago [Body] And he takes the slightest mention of anything pertaining to Michigan and turns it into ZOMG NIKE!!!!! I have no idea how anyone could look at those series of tweets and think "oh, well they are clearing teasing a new apparel contract announcement." When Michigan picks their next apparel supplier, it'll be a press release and maybe not even that. Its the type of news the media makes a big deal out of, not the school. [Title]

Output: And he takes the slightest


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] The only thing that will ever cause ESPN to part ways with First Take is if Skip or Stephen A do or say something so bad that it causes advertisers to drop from the show. The show itself is a major anchor of the ESPN2 lineup and makes too much money. God know who the people are, or what has happened to them in their lives, but there are a lot of people that watch that show. And if all of their race-baiting and misogyny hasn't caused anyone to give up on the show, I really doubt it'll ever happen. We're all going to have to just wait for Skip or SA drop dead. [Title]

Output: First Take


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The same Shelton Johnson 247 just named as one of their 15 instant impact freshman [Title]

Output: Instant impact


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Body] So I guess that means HTTV is indirectly sponsored by ESPN now. Hail to our new Disney overlords! [Title]

Output: So I guess that means HTTV is


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 1 day ago [Body] We were all #Witnesses [Title]

Output: We were all #Witnesses


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Oh cool. Now I want him as our QB. /s [Title]

Output: Oh cool. Now I want him as


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Or, we'll get Tyus Battle (#27) who is already committed to us, and probably add more. [Title]

Output: Or, we'll get Tyus Battle


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Why even post a link to the rankings if you were going to copy and paste the entire list? [Title]

Output: LOL


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Or he thinks he's the shit and everyone else is an idiot and just needs to see things his way. I'm inclined to go with that mindset for ol Jed. [Title]

Output: Or he thinks he's the shit