Input: [Date] 4 years 13 weeks ago [Title] I like the way you think [Body]

Output: I like the way you think


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Hello [Body]

Output: My name is TimG, and I'm an Mgoholic.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Agent hiring [Body]

Output: I thought him not hiring an agent basically means he's not serious about entering but wants to hear what the scouts have to say. If he was getting ready to be drafted by some NBA team he would want representation.


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Beast [Body]

Output: That kid looks like a monster on the field.


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Title] I've definitely noticed in a [Body]

Output: I've definitely noticed in a few interviews with recruits them kind of off hand mentioning that it's gonna get bigger. I forget who, but I remember reading a few weeks back in a response to a question about the Big House somebody said how awesome it would be to play in front of 120 thousand everyweek. Don't know if he just misspoke the wrong number or what.


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Title] What I want to know is [Body]

Output: was Ojemudia trying to be the most terrifying person in existence when taking that picture or does he always look like that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Do we know he was called for a charge? [Body]

Output: It certainly looked like he threw an elbow into LeVert when the ball came loose.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] shut your mouth [Body]

Output: This commercial is impeccable.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] That's not entirely true. [Body]

Output: While I agree that there have been a number of games in which the team clearly lacks the intensity needed to win against quality opponents, we only need look as far back as the state game for evidence that level of commitment is possible.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Instances of drug related [Body]

Output: Instances of drug related death from prominent members of the entertainment industry remind me that regardless of circumstance, life presents us all with challenges. It's how we react to and deal with our challenges that ultimately decide our level of happiness. Prayers to his friends and family. The world has lost a great creative mind today.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] It wasn't just that he was [Body]

Output: It wasn't just that he was shutdown. The fire we're used to seeing from him wasn't there today and he seemed lethargic. Not to speculate but there may have been something going on with Stauskas we aren't aware of.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Walton and Irvin continue to [Body]

Output: Walton and Irvin continue to improve and contribute. We'll face few players the rest of the season as dialed in as Ferrell was today.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] While I would love to see [Body]

Output: While I would love to see Stauskas go off, it's quite refreshing to see that Walton can step up when he needs to.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] We're shooting as poorly as [Body]

Output: We're shooting as poorly as I've seen all season; and we're only down two on the road at IU. Feeling good despite the score.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Irvin [Body]

Output: The more I see from Irvin, the more I expect him to be our X-Factor come tourney time.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] the problem is [Body]

Output: The problem is, with so little information being given there is no way of knowing what to compare it to. I've found nowhere online that explains what the specific issue was. It's because of this that I wonder whether they may be sandbagging a bit. His demeanor and body language on the bench don't suggest to me that he is in any serious discomfort following the surgery. I think about how much the team will be forced to grow without him and almost think the team would be better because of this fact if and when he does to come back.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I get that [Body]

Output: However I in no way meant to disrepsect the skill the team has on the court right now. Realistically, in my mind, we need more consistent post play in the event we matchup with a team which excels in that area of the game. Regardless there is certainly plenty to be excited about with this team.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I've looked [Body]

Output: I've looked a bit online and haven't been able to get any real details on the back problem or the surgery for that matter. I understand that there is a strong chance he doesn't come back; I was just hoping for some additional information.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] Sold [Body]

Output: Sold


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Thanks for all the input [Body]

Output: You guys have helped immensely. Based on your feedback I've realized that I'd be better off waiting until next season so that my donation will have more of an impact


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Need your insight [Body]

Output: I'm seriously considering buying a pair of season tickets this year for the first time. As I am not an alum and haven't owned season tickets in the past I'll be starting for square one. I'm curious as to what I should expect in terms of seat placement and what not. Any insight whatsoever as to what I should expect year one and moving forward would be much appreciated.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] I can't speak for anyone [Body]

Output: I can't speak for anyone else, but my beef with Borges has been apparent inability to anticipate and/or identify weaknesses in opposing defenses efficiently with regularity against upper tier defenses. There will undoubtably be instances where a blitz will put Denard's inability to block to the forefront, but if Borges is able to diagnose these instances at a respectable rate there will be successful results, likely for big gains because of the space said blitz would open in addition to the occasional sack. Denard's skillset would in some ways limit the offenses playbook, but I find it difficult to believe that there isn't a way to manage the risks involved and get both players on the field in a way that would lead to a positive net result.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] No love for cookout? [Body]

Output: Never had In-N-Out, but I like Five Guys. But having recently moved to Raleigh, I can say that Cookout is the shit. Simple, flame-broiled burgers for cheap. Mmmmmm


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Proud UMF grad [Body]

Output: I think you're generalizing a bit too much. I am a UMF grad and I claim to be an alumnus of the University of Michigan because that's what my degree says. But on my CV, Linkedin, etc. and if anyone asks, without hesitation I tell them I graduated from Flint. No, it's not the same campus or admission standards (for sure), but smart people come from everywhere. I was admitted to Ann Arbor for undergrad, but it was MUCH cheaper for me to live at home and commute to Flint. In my field (chemistry), the ACS standardizes the curriculum for a certified degree and it's the same at every university. The same core concepts are convered and I guarantee that I could take any chem class in Ann Arbor and get all As just like I did in Flint. I'm now getting my PhD from NC State because I like the research that I'm doing here with a faculty member that's in an NSF collaboration with some of the best people in the country, including Melanie Sanford in AA. But having "Flint" on my degree didn't stop me from also being admitted to AA, Wisconsin, Washington, and UNC for grad school. Oh, I also had an NSF fellowship as an undergrad. There are definitely people who try to "fake" going to AA, and I don't condone that at all. But your elitist attitude toward this subject is why many people view UM grads as arrogant and entitled. I'm an alumnus of the university and I do my best to represent it as well as I can. I wish everyone else could say the same. I hope my accomplishments are "polished" enough, because I'd love to climb up onto that horse with you.


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Title] That picture of Funchess is [Body]

Output: That picture of Funchess is amazing. New desktop background.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Thank-you for saying what [Body]

Output: Thank-you for saying what needed to be said. They don't give out the numbers for the benefit of the fans. It's a great honor for the players and draws attention to the great tradition at Michigan. And for those complaining about players making their own legacy, they could always use the number from before the switch. If Gallon really does do enough to have #10 put into Legends circulation, then they can use that number. BUT, do you then honor Gallon or Tom Brady? I gurantee people wouldn't be screaming "get off my lawn" if Gallon had been awarded the #1.....


Input: [Date] 1 year 50 weeks ago [Title] The only ads in the stadium I [Body]

Output: The only ads in the stadium I would care about would be the ones on the video board. Stadiums that use 30% of the board for advertisements are just plain ugly. Other than that, I don't care about advertising. Vendors are all over the place peddling merchandise and services. The game program is basically just an ad book with a roster and a player profile. I don't think you'll ever see the stadium being "plastered" with ads.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Happy Canada Day! [Body]

Output: Just got in from spending my first Canada Day in the capital. Ottawa knows how to party! Great fireworks at Parliament and some cool pubs in the Byward Market.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] JUST WIN [Body]

Output: that is all.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Question [Body]

Output: Did LSA commit because of Shane Morris' recruiting prowess? I didn't realize it extended to the MGoBoard!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Title] Michigan by 1 [Body]

Output: "That's a bold move Cotton, we'll see how it plays out."


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Don't read threads that don't [Body]

Output: Don't read threads that don't interest you. Simple stuff.


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Great conference preview. [Body]

Output: Great conference preview. Lost it at "except for penn state". hahaha


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Good thing I took advantage [Body]

Output: Good thing I took advantage of the package deal when the season started. Can't wait to see this team in person!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Well I can tell you this [Body]

Output: I'm not as think as I drunk you are


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Title] here comes the neg [Body]

Output: Magnus? :)


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Title] All Conference Lists [Body]

Output: Can we get an All B1G list based on selections by Brian, Ace, and Heiko? I feel like it would be much more accurate and fair than the official pile of crap lists. It seems like the people selecting (even the coaches) don't know jack.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] han shot first [Body]

Output: Damn, beat me to it


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] I was just thinking the same [Body]

Output: I was just thinking the same thing. The atmosphere in the Big House when he walked onto the field was my best experience there so far, bar none. Unforgettable. Way to go Brock!!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Agreed [Body]

Output: Good read. I find it utterly ironic that Dantonio said that line about "where's the threat" because as I recall, it was him that said "pride comes before the fall" after Hart immortalized the little brother terminology in 2007.....


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] so true [Body]

Output: ^ that was epic win right there. rofl


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Fix [Body]

Output: I think I've fixed the spreadsheet, judging by what people had entered into each field. All the column headings should be correct now.


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] I wish McDonough could call [Body]

Output: I wish McDonough could call all our games. IMO he just has that voice you want in someone who's commentating. I can still hear "TOUCHDOWN!! GREG MATHEWS!!!" in my head every time I think of McDonough.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 days ago [Title] I'll venture a bold guess and [Body]

Output: I'll venture a bold guess and say Marian the Librarian, because we'll badly need our secondary to perform well if the revamped DL can't get pressure by themselves.


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 days ago [Title] Uh-oh, Brian put "informative [Body]

Output: Uh-oh, Brian put "informative update" in all caps. The pressure's on, Ace!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] I wish there was a scale on [Body]

Output: I wish there was a scale on the side, because I'm pretty sure his arms are longer than I am tall. Wow.


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Title] along the same line, i love [Body]

Output: along the same line, i love how he just says "Ohio". Great to see that these kids have that attitude already


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Good point [Body]

Output: While I agree the joke is harmless and not really that bad, I just wouldn't want to be a recruit that saw that type of talk on here. Not saying we we get a lot of them, but it's possible. I agree that criticism of the staff is sometimes warranted (I do it too), but not when it comes to the abilities of a player. I think in this particular scenario they've earned our trust. But how does JUB put it? UM fans are more like opera critics than football fans? ;)


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Title] come on [Body]

Output: I really don't like that we're criticizing the recruitment of Sypniewski so much. If the staff felt he deserved a scholarship, who are we to judge? Give the kid a chance. Just throwing that out there.


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] whoa pal [Body]

Output: Let's just agree on our love of all things Michigan and leave chemistry out of this. :)


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Ya, but there's nothing wrong [Body]

Output: Ya, but there's nothing wrong with Wolfe. Nolta's like the standard for orgo, but Dr. Wolfe is a cool guy (as seen in the video above).


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Title] It's a good thing we obsess [Body]

Output: It's a good thing we obsess over football players' weights. If we did this with female athletes we might destroy some lives. haha


Input: [Date] 6 years 24 weeks ago [Body] You could have just, you know, not read it. No one is forcing you to be here and read anything. We all choose to. And if you don't like it, you can just read the parts you like. Jesus, it's not like it's a newspaper you pay for now is it? It's a blog, read what you want, when you want. Is this such a difficult concept? [Title]

Output: You could have just, you


Input: [Date] 6 years 26 weeks ago [Body] This should definitely be a rule in all sports for applied cheap shots. [Title]

Output: This should definitely be a


Input: [Date] 7 years 1 week ago [Body] The picture is like 2 years old isn't it? So it was when Tate was like 16. [Title]

Output: Argh


Input: [Date] 7 years 1 week ago [Body] All teams have homer wagering. In addition, if a line was pumped by Michigan homers away from what is a really expected then money from professionals would likely come into play to equalize the lines. Vegas definitely wants to spur betting, but it wants to spur betting on BOTH SIDES of the line. And yes, while fanbases can be more irrational in certain cases and cause line movement (UM and ND are good examples because of their large followings and money'ed alumni base) the overall effect would be very small (maybe a point on a per game spread, half a game on a win expectancy). The most extreme example of this was the -3 Michigan/ND spread last fall. There was no possible way the teams were that close based on watching them play. I believe it opened at -3 and closed at -9.5 or something. It's pretty rare Vegas gets an opening line that wrong in lieu of something big happening in the interim. [Title]

Output: Yes but


Input: [Date] 7 years 1 week ago [Body] There's actually a big difference between expected wins and chance to win the MNC. You have to look at the distributions under them. Looking at a group of games for Michigan (PSU/Wisconsin/Illinois) if Michigan can win 1, then they can likely win them all, and only OSU would be a large threat. If Michigan loses to one of those teams, they are likely to lose to all 3. Based on the Vegas odds and win expectancies, I'd wager it's highly likely Michigan's distribution curve has "mini-peaks" around 5 win and 11 wins. This is not the say the odds or 5 wins are the same as the odds of 11, but that Michigan is more likely to win 11 than 10, or 5 than 6/7 than a normal distribution would suggest. In normal words, if I have a 10% chance to win $15, and a 90% chance to win $5, my expected return is $6. If I have a 50% chance to win $5 and a 50% chance to win $7 my expected return is also $6. However, it's pretty clear that the upside is higher in the first set of outcomes. I wouldn't call them suckers bets Bryan. It's in Vegas' best interest to set lines/expectencies right on the dot. They want the same amound of money on both sides of the deal (in the case of odds to win MNC they want money according to the odds). Everything in Vegas is set to give the house a very small take from a ton of transactions. In aggregate, you're not really betting against the house in sports betting, you're betting against the people on the other side of the line, and Vegas takes a 1-2% skim for enabling the transaction. [Title]

Output: Wins vs Chance to win MNC


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] This needs more ads IMO. State Farm should just get a huge ass graphic on my screen. Unreal how many ads I see right now. [Title]

Output: I think


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Whoaaa, I can't believe I spelled it like that. I'll edit my post. [Title]

Output: Whoaaa, I can't believe I


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Joe Morgan, Steve Phillips, Chris Berman, and Rick Reilly in the same booth. FJM is going to the biggest field day ever with this. [Title]

Output: Unreal


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Yeah, you win. [Title]

Output: Oh duh


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Bill Martin never saw these jerseys once. At all. Some lackey from the AD just drew them with crayon on a napkin and gave them to Adidas. Unfortuanately for all of us, after he finished drawing the upper shoulder stripes he had flattened the point on his Crayola, which is the reason the lower stripes are so wide. Crayola is the enemy here, not Adidas. [Title]

Output: Absolutely


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] From Marlon Brown's Article: ""Besides tradition, Brown says the most important decision factor is going to be the coaches. "I just want to play for great coaches. I don't care about their coaching style. For me..." And he lists NOTRE DAME. You missed a perfect shot at Weis E. Coyote. [Title]

Output: Brian how did you miss this?


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] If you look at the picture closely, it appears that the sides are folded in a bit to show the stripes. Also, you have to consider what this will look like on players from a Terrance Taylor to a Roy Roundtree. A better question is why is the jersey "08". Wouldn't "80" have been a better choice seeing as single digit numbers are just single digits on our jerseys? [Title]

Output: The stripes


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Every player will be wearing exactly that jersey at exactly that length. You can totally tell length from a picture with no perspectivee. [Title]

Output: Yep


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] It has nothing to do with morals. Bear Sterns shareholders got hosed. Fannie and Freddy will also have shareholders take a bath. Lehman might be next. If the shareholders were getting bailed, the put would exist, but since the banks and their owners are taking 98% of the pain, it's fine. [Title]

Output: It has nothing to do with


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] What the weak dollar types in the Fed have demonstrated is that we will devalue our currency and act as a backstop at the slightest hint of danger -- $29B of loan guarantees to JP Morgan to acquire Bear Stearns. I stopped reading there, but if you think Bear Sterns about to shut down is only the "slightest hint of danger" then you are out of your mind. [Title]

Output: What the weak dollar types in


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I think the majority of this board wants you to shut the hell up. And based on your logic you have no choice but to comply. [Title]

Output: In that case


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] +1 for actually knowing how shit works. " It is also my belief that access to govt. capital is much more likely then a full-scale bailout" Agreed. Paulson has already said that a bailout would fly in the face of how the system is supposed to work. [Title]

Output: +1 for actually knowing how


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I really don't care either way. I was just stating he tried to kill that art program after the "pissing christ" thing. Believe me, I have no problem with offensive, have you read my posts? I purposely attack things I find retarded, and I know I offend people. However, I fail to see how anyone can find art in human excrement on a religious symbol. I disagree wtih the perversion of Islam (terrorists lol), but I wouldn't consider someone shitting on the Koran [sic for American spelling] art. BlueSeoul, I don't know why you think I'm arguing against you. That was probably my most impartial comment of the past year. 20% of people having no religious affiliation doesn't mean they are offended by Christ, btw. It's possible to have no religious affiliation and still believe in god (deists), or to take the best tenets of each faith. Jesse Helms was a total asshole, but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING he stood for was wrong. I don't think everything is binary; I like to pick the best parts from everything. The biggest problem today is that people don't think for themselves, they align with a group. Turns out, a person can be against abortion and agree with other "Democratic" principles. A person can also be for universal health care and still agree with the Iraq War and vote McCain. The moment you limit yourself to an all or nothing scenario is the moment you become a mindless drone full of fail. [Title]

Output: Have a Beer


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] From the 2005 ND UFR "Grady's long run, the cutback here is inexplicable. If he just keeps going he'll get caught, but another 20-30 yards downfield. Paul and Breaston get good blocks to open it up." We turned the ball over on their 12 yard line about 10 plays later. Seriously the game from hell. [Title]

Output: I found the Grady run


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Clear cookies and cache after making changes. Otherwise you'll get weird display issues. [Title]

Output: Also


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Right. I should have reworded my comment. I was pissed at the refs and the bullshit penalty. I was not trying to imply Michigan or Lloyd chose a penalty over a touchdown. Ugh, I could see it from row 40, why couldn't they see it too. [Title]

Output: Right


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Just because the media blows something up does not mean it's actually a big deal. Seems to me like Bill Martin and MSC had their fingers right on the pulse of the situation. Also, find me more than ONE example of an athlete pleading guilty. And then make sure all of those are the initial pleas. I'm sure an actual lawyer can explain this better, but initial pleas upon arraignment are not necessarily set in stone. Edit: I just looked. Britton was arrested initially in February. He just pleaded on July 7th. Therefore, he evaluated his option for 5 months before pleading. Grady has had like a week. Goddamn dude, employ some critical thought and effort before you start typing next time. [Title]

Output: There was no fiasco


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] 2002 Washington - Brabbs's game-winning field goal. My first Michigan game (in person) ever. 4 days before freshman classes started. Hell of a welcome to UM. [Title]

Output: 2002 Washington - Brabbs's


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] His Sparq rating was outrageous. Sad to hear about Grady though. He's been through 2 knee blowouts. I hope if he's done it's on his own terms, not as a sacrifice to the press. He holds a special place in my heart for breaking a long run in the Minnesota debacle in 2005, but instead of cutting around the last defender and scoring, he just lowered his shoulder and hammered him in the open field around the 30 yard line, basically tackling himself. I think Michigan turned the ball over or didn't score somehow on that drive. Edit: Actually that wasn't against Minnesota. Does anyone else know the run I'm referring to? I believe it was Grady, might have been Hart, but they broke into the open field, and bowled a guy over around the opponents 35-45 rather than cut back around a block. It drove me insane because we lost that game. I think it was a 20-30 yard run. [Title]

Output: McGuff


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Officials from ND-UM 2005. Henne scored on the play before he fumbled dammit. There was some "illegal touching" call. Michigan accepted the penalty on ND (which made no fucking sense because Henne had scored. The rest of the season was just downhill from there. [Title]

Output: Other officials


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] RollBamaRoll also just locked the comment threads I was winning and erased at least one of my posts. [Title]

Output: Lol


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] As Brian stated in an earlier post, the problem isn't that Saban's interests (getting down to 85 scholarship players) and the players interests (having a full ride to get a degree) are diametrically opposed at this point. Guilty in a court of law vs guilty in a court of public opinion are totally different things. The same people accusing RR of being a recruit thief (no facts that actually support this) are the same people defending Saban's actions/lack of action/need to cut players (there are plenty of facts to prove motives). It's sad these people can't see this total disconnect. [Title]

Output: The point


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I like your post, but you also pulled another common human thing. You feel cleaner with Rich Rod than with Les Miles, but since this hypothesis (who would be cleaner at Michigan, Miles or RR) can never be tested, you're a default winner. I'm sure this isn't your intent, but there is a lot of "think, feel, pretty confident, while I don't know" in your post. As you start to defend something where you believe strongly in the outcome, but can't adequately define the steps, language becomes highly conditional and less secure. Once a person moves away from facts they lose their footing because there is always someone that will "THINK" differently. Please don't take this as an attack. The post is excellent, and it becomes more effective when there isn't a dangling issue (Les Miles) for someone to latch onto and totally ignore the substantiveness of the rest of the post. Basically, and I learned this the hard way, the only way to win an argument over a group of idiots is to make it idiot proof. [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] No point in betting against sure things. Saban is also the coach that dropped DJ Hall's one game suspension against UL-M from a game to a half in order to try and beat them (oops). [Title]

Output: Nah


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] "(leading me to believe he didn't think through much else)" Also not fact based and wild speculation. [Title]

Output: "(leading me to believe he


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] "And still, it is my opinion, that it seems flimsy to me, even if this is the standard procedure to lower your sentencing. " Wait, are you arguing he should NOT be trying to lower his sentence (it will be probation and community service anyway)? If you have two choices, say "guilty" and seal off your options, or say "not guilty" and retain your options plus the outcomes are better on average (may cost more, but that's why people do cost-benefit and/or decision trees), you would choose to say "guilty"? Damn we need to remove people like you from being U of M fans. [Title]

Output: What?


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I think they'd nail your ass for obstruction of justice or something in that case. I have no personal experience, but if you said to the officer upon being asked to blow "I don't think those are accurate, but I'll submit to a blood test." I think that would buy you time to head downtown. Like I said though, my concern was less about possible license suspension and more about avoiding a DUI if you're right at the limit. [Title]

Output: No Idea


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] It is not an instance of cognitive dissonance when the 2 ideas are not diametrically opposed (I can use big words too OMG). On one hand, Rosenberg isn't jumping to conclusions based on too few facts, he's blantantly ignoring what is actually happening to write a shitty article. This is just a pure lie: "This whole thing could have, and should have, been settled long ago. But RichRod was determined to fight West Virginia all the way to the bitter end. Anybody who has even driven past a law school knew he had no case, but that didn't matter to Rodriguez. " Michigan has top 5 law school. Bill Martin is a savvy businessman. RichRod had an agreement with Michigan to pay $1.5M of the buyout. RichRod was not determined to fight WVU all the way, UM was make a calculated effort that spending $200k on lawyers could result in reducing the buyout by more than $200k. This is what rational people do. They evaluate costs and benefits. As to the other half, saying Brian is jumping to conclusions on the bama player, I point to Occam's Razor to explain it. Also the quote: "Asked by phone if Farmer had decided to transfer from Alabama, she replied, "Now that he would have to answer, but he doesn't want to speak right now."" is pretty fucking clear in its answer. Of course I can't be 100% sure, but fuck, I can't be 100% sure that the sun's going to rise tomorrow and I'll be alive, can I? [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Just host off imageshack. Should be fine. My new banner code: div.site-logo{ background-image: url("http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9439/anthonytschernefq3.jpg") !important; background-position: left top !important; background-repeat: no-repeat !important; } div.site-logo img{ visibility:hidden !important;} [Title]

Output: Imageshack works


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] If I knew I was around .08, I'd rather have a suspended license for a year than a DUI conviction. That said, I just don't drink and drive and completely avoid the issue. But you're right, there is no quick and dirty answer to whether to refuse or not. Things you want to avoid (obviously drinking and driving is #1): 1. Failing a field sobriety test on video. 2. Refusing BOTH breath and blood. That violates implied consent, but you can always offer to allow blood but refuse breath. If you're 30 minutes away from a station and know you're borderline, this could bail you out. 3. Don't drink and drive. [Title]

Output: Right


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I can't find it, but what it does is hashes the image in such a way that hte HTML can be rendered as an image. When I find the link I'll post it. Otherwise, it'll just need a host somewhere. You should be able to use photobucket or imageshack. [Title]

Output: I can't find it, but what it


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] You can change the site banner to whatever you want with Stylish. It's a bit more complicated because you have to either use a Photobucket like host or hash the picture to Hex (intertubes have tools for doing this). But the moral of the story is, if you want naked man, you can have naked man. If you want to have a different banner per day, you can do that as well. [Title]

Output: Also


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] A hat tip for the simpleness of your post. That alone resonates. [Title]

Output: Well done


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Depending on your metabolism, an extra 30 minutes before they take a BAC reading can be the difference between a .08 and a .07. This is why you may want to refuse the breathalyzer. [Title]

Output: Depending on your metabolism,


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Right after the updated website I did the same thing with Stylish. Didn't change any fonts though. [Title]

Output: Well Done


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] He's gone, let's all move on as a group. I'm downing a drink in honor of the era ending, Debord gone, and Lloyd's character building. I don't even care about the past anymore, we're not fucking Notre Dame. This Killian's is for you Lloyd, the Big Ten titles, and the National Championship in '97. Special shout-out to the 2003 win over OSU, for rushing the field and losing track of my friends resulted in things that wouldn't have happened otherwise. [Title]

Output: Holy Hell


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] It's standard procedure to plead not guilty to any charge. If you plead guilty then the judge has to assign a sentence. Similarly is pleading no contest but that has different implications. It's not like this will ever go to trial, and it's not like Grady will do jail time. [Title]

Output: Seriously Guys


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] This isn't going to cost RR much overall, in taxes or otherwise. UM has enough exemptions and tax lawyers to take care of the situation as cheaply as possible. [Title]

Output: Pretty Much


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Not to take sides either way, but Helms "* Tried repeatedly to abolish the National Endowment for the Arts." after they funded the pissing Christ "piece of art". This was essentially a cross in urine. I don't know about you, but I don't think that is art anymore than me pissing my name into the snow, and it's also highly offensive to a LARGE portion of America. [Title]

Output: However


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] It was good enough for Fielding Yost so it will be good enough for you dammit. [Title]

Output: Perhaps


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] A++ would read again. Where can I subscribe to your newsletter? [Title]

Output: Yes


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Hey, I may be a sarcastic asshole but at least I know when I'm wrong. [Title]

Output: Hey, I may be a sarcastic


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Hack and clown are way too generous. You are correct though, I totally misread your post. For that you have my apologies. [Title]

Output: Hack and clown are way too


Input: [Date] 7 years 2 weeks ago [Body] You actively place thought into your feelings about the color of the SOCKS the team is wearing? Is the thought line like, "jersey are fine...pants are fine...wow I like the uniforms overall, but man, I just don't know about the socks"? [Title]

Output: Really


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] In that we will have some slot receivers that are 5'8 -5'10"? Mike Hart was under 6'. [Title]

Output: In that we will have some


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Don't ask those people to think, it'll just result in more material for me to criticize. [Title]

Output: Don't ask those people to


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I meant that RRs offense will be no more responsible for three and outs than the specter of Debord running Zone Left without Jake Long, without Mike Hart, and with 8 in the box because Mallett can't throw. [Title]

Output: I meant that RRs offense will


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Do what you will with this information. I plan on sitting in a chair with my mouth agape for 23 minutes and 16 seconds. Can someone explain this to me. I know I should get it, but I'm just not today. [Title]

Output: Do what you will with this


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] "I do fear an increase in three and outs, though." Seriously? WVU averaged 6.3 yards per carry. How can this be any worse than our run, run, pass, oops let's punt offense? [Title]

Output: Do you actually watch the games?


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Suspend his driver's license and make him run everywhere imo. My DUI punishments (for everyone, not just football players) would be 3 month license suspension for first offense, 1 year suspension for 2nd offense, then permanent suspension for 3rd offense. If during a license suspension period a DUI occurs, then permanently suspend that person's license forever right then. People suggesting he get kicked off the team can go fuck themselves. Unless you would want to be fired from your job and basically cut off from all jobs in your best skilled field for a DUI. In that case, throw the first stones [Title]

Output: Suspend his driver's license


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] First set was probably runs. Second set is probably passes/bubble screens. [Title]

Output: First set was probably runs.


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Those have to be touchdown runs of 20 yards or longer by WVU over the past 3 or 4 years. The second set of numbers could be run by WVU from before Slaton/White. [Title]

Output: TD Runs


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] If RichRod is successful enough that other schools are trying to get him (lots of top 10s, and MNC or two), no one will out pay us. Look at revenue numbers for athletic programs. If UM wants to outpay someone for a football coach, they can. The revenue from the new luxury boxes and PSLs alone is staggering. Petrino is the Arkansas coach. Also you need a new avatar. I find it very difficult to be a meta-critical asshole while replying to someone with a 1 year old's picture, and a kid that looks like my godson to boot. [Title]

Output: Missing the Point


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] The 76 is possibly somewhat of a giveaway. Points scored by the Kansas Jayhawks the past 4 years? [Title]

Output: The 76


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I'd bet those are rankings some part of our offense over the past 44 years. Either passing, scoring, rushing, or total offense. [Title]

Output: Without being in order


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Are they in any particular order? [Title]

Output: Are they in any particular


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] "The question is why did he slip? Did he panic and try to over-react, thus moving in such a way that the turf would not support his effort, thus attributable to psychological preparation? I don't know." This is mindblowing. Are you honestly trying to advance a theory that he panic'ed, overreacted, slipped as a result (because the turf would not support his effort), and this is somehow due to being unprepared psychologically? How about he slipped due to random chance or that the field was terrible? How many slips did we see from Michigan players in 2006 against OSU? Did Lloyd Carr fail to prepare them psychologically? Also, after reviewing the play, he had his back turned to the play, he made a cut after a WR and slipped in the middle of the field. If you somehow believe this is John Cooper's fault, do you also believe that Pat White's fumbles, broken thumb, and concussions are a result of RichRod poorly preparing him? [Title]

Output: I had to highlight this


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I was agreeing with your assessment of the game chitown. I was commenting on people that think we're going to win by 45 and it's not even going to be hard. It's the same attitude that led to a loss to App State. Those people are enemies of the revolution. [Title]

Output: Yeah


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Doesn't eat french fries. He eats the Aussie cheese fries from Outback Steakhouse. 3 orders at a time. However, despite the sheer ineptitude of ND last year, I can't declare this years game a sure win for us. I can't imagine Tenuta putting up with such pure awfulness from the offensive line. If his defense is destroying the o-line every practice, I just don't see how this won't make Charlie realize they need to spend more time teaching the offensive line. They have a ton of talent, the Emu isn't THAT terrible, and it's not like the defense could be any worse. I realize that we put up 31 points in the first half solely by handing the ball to Hart, but I can't fathom ND being that bad again. I see ND with 5-6 wins. +/- 2 as the worst/best outcomes. I think Michigan is 7 wins, +/- 3. So much for both teams depends on QB on O-line play. [Title]

Output: Weis


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Dex, you know the entire school will fall apart if the uniforms change. I mean, Michigan only makes insane money off merchandise sales. Of course they were going to let Adidas give us garish Boise State jerseys. Wait, the jerseys look almost identical? Hmmm, does RichRod know Steven Threet isn't Pat White? [Title]

Output: Seriously though


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] This didn't tip you off? "I think I'm going to have to just stop reading this blog, or at least the comments. Either that or I can just practice my FJM style comedy. Looks like there will be no shortage of material." We almost need a private forum for the 10 of us that aren't batshit insane/retarded. [Title]

Output: I'm a little disappointed


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I refuse to believe you thought I was serious. [Title]

Output: Have you been drinking Ninja?


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I was rooting for a stadium collapse personally. [Title]

Output: Easy Choice


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] "What the hell is this supposed to mean? " Now I could be wrong, but I believe he's referring to an old, wooden ship. [Title]

Output: Meaning


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] "Rich Rod's offense-first mentality will mean that he will try to outscore opponents" Ignoring the fact that his mentality is to win football games (coincidently that's why he makes $2.4M a year, because he's good at winning football games), how else would you propose he win football games if not by outscoring opponents? [Title]

Output: Wait what?


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Let's break this post down. "Are the days of the terrorizing Michigan defenses over?" I'm assuming you're referring to the 2006 squad that stopped all but the spread and the 1997 squad that stopped everyone; as opposed to the other (much more common) versions of the defense that gave up 34 points to a 1-AA team, or 50+ to Northwestern. In that case, I'd wager that we'll have an awesome defense at least every 10 years under RichRod as well. "It certainly appears so on the recruiting trail for linebacker and DE, where Michigan has had much success in the past." Completely ignoring the fact we had FOUR 4* linebackers in the 2008 class, the fact that we haven't landed a 5* DE in 2 years means our defense will never be good again. If only the NCAA would change the rules that required 6 players rated as DEs by Rivals and 5 players rated as LBs by Scout. "Is anybody else concerned that the heart of our defense for 2009+ is a little 3 star guy?" Seeing as the HART of the offense for the last 4 years had been a little 3 star guy, no, I'm not concerned. "And that there's a noticeable dearth of ANY defensive end recruits? We can have 4 star defensive backs all we like, but if we can't generate any semblance of a pass rush or anchor our defense against heavy running games (see annual foes such as Wisconsin or Ohio State), we're going to be toast." Because the problems Michigan has had the last 5-10 years has been power running teams, not spread teams that exploit, ohh, say Johnny Sears or having to put Chris Graham on a wide receiver. Clearly Michigan shouldn't play five 4* DBs on every play just because they are 4*, and the Dline guys are only 3*. As everyone that plays NCAA 2008 knows, if the guy isn't 5*, he sucks balls. Also, we do not play Wisconsin every year. "RR's defenses at WVU were actually quite good (#15 Rush defense, #14 Pass defense, #7 total defense all for 2007, all ranked above M... in the Big East take that for what you will)." His defenses with 2* and 3* players, including the teams that beat Oklaholma and Georgia in bowl games, were quite good. But that's in the Big East, where they don't actually play football, but play catch and tag for points. Sometimes they play two hand touch if they can't find the flags for the belts. "I don't know what this Shafer guy is cooking up with his newfangled blitz-happy defense (*gulp*), but if this is the personnel he's satisfied to recruit, I think we're in trouble. Any comments on the future of the Michigan defense?" I have no idea what he defense will look like, but it's different from what I'm used to (side note, the 1997 defense was a ZONE BLITZING SCHEME) so I need to go hyperventilate for a bit. Clearly, after being on the job for 6 months, he's totally satisfied NOT recruiting 4 or 5 stars. Fuck the players he feels fit his scheme and will help him win - if Rivals or Scout doesn't give them 4 or 5 stars, they must suck. I'm really glad you pointed that out for us. I think I'm going to have to just stop reading this blog, or at least the comments. Either that or I can just practice my FJM style comedy. Looks like there will be no shortage of material. [Title]

Output: Wow


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] The rage line was a joke. I don't actually have personal issues about what people write on the internet. That aside, I was not correcting his grammar. My point was that his entire comment was nonsensical. Grammar: The study of how words and their component parts combine to form sentences. The study of structural relationships in language or in a language, sometimes including pronunciation, meaning, and linguistic history. The system of inflections, syntax, and word formation of a language. You can say I'm "disagreeing" with him. But in reality he's 100% wrong and using words to mean something they do not in any way, shape, or form. I'm trying to correct a terrible thought process before it manifests. I do not want to read 100s of mindless comments justifying 3 star players because they have "intangibles". I 100% guaran-fucking-tee you the coaching staff recruited them because they are good football players, not because they have intangibles (including, according to you, the ability for a wide receiver to catch the ball). In conclusion, if you want to avoid the one thing that pisses me, Dex, and others off to no end, learn what fucking words mean before you use them. [Title]

Output: Totally missing the point


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I was trying to come up with an explanation of how I felt as succint as this. This perfectly describes how I feel and even hits on my rage when people say they'd rather have some scrappy, intangible player over someone like Mario Manningham because he lacks intangibles. Those people just drive me insane. [Title]

Output: Thank You


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] in·tan·gi·ble Audio Help (ĭn-tān'jə-bəl) Pronunciation Key adj. Incapable of being perceived by the senses. Incapable of being realized or defined. Incorporeal. [Title]

Output: Not that difficult


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Tennessee Florida State Arizona State Nebraska Boston College I know I left off the top teams from each conference, but I'd rather wait a year or two to play them. That list would be: LSU Georgia Oklaholma Miami or VTech? (the ACC kind of sucks) USC WVU [Title]

Output: List


Input: [Date] 7 years 3 weeks ago [Body] "He is only 6-0 and 180 pounds, but he does the little things to help you win. Peace has some intangible characteristics to his game including excellent hands and ball skills." These are not intangible. Having excellent hands and ball skills are not only very tangible, but for a wide receiver are THE BIG THINGS that help you win. I wish schools had classes like English so people could learn what words actually mean. Oh wait... [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] This is a great story, and kudos to Hoke and Denard. But to your point, if the wins/losses trend (statistic) persists, the future BJ Youngs will be wearing green and white asking for Leveon Bell autographs. [Title]

Output: This is a great story, and


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This is false, my uniqname was 8 characters during my time from 2005-2010. I vaguely remember a limit, but it was certainly more than 7 characters. [Title]

Output: This is false, my uniqname


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Body] May I also add, why do non-revenue athletes deserve such lavish facilities and special treatment (on top of free tuition) that the other 98% of students at the University don't receive? Plenty of students participate in extra-curricular activities that don't produce revenue for the school. [Title]

Output: May I also add, why do


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You do realize that non-revenue athletes receive this level of support due to the price gouging tactics of Dave Brandon? When the future donors dry up due to his mismanagement of the customer relationship with students, alumni, and fans, watch the world class support of non-revenue sports dry up. They won't be able to afford it. [Title]

Output: You do realize that


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I'm sorry, but you are either extremely naive or insane if you think you can find 5 tickets for less than $200 to the biggest game of the year. The issue with Crisler is that there is an extremely limited number of seats (around 13k) relative to the demand to attend this game. That means scalped tickets, whether StubHub or outside Crisler will stay inflated. Besides, the empty seats you saw during the UM v. Purdue game (the home one that took place several weeks ago) were likely in the student overflow sections. Meaning those tickets were sold and the ticket holders did not show up. It's not like there are blocks of unsold tickets out there, especially this year. If you really want to go, pony up the cash on StubHub. If you want to be cheap, no shame in staying home and watching on CBS. Besides, it probably wouldn't be wise to bring small children to a game that will have such a rowdy and intense atmosphere. Break them in with a Northwestern or non-conference game. [Title]

Output: You Are Insane


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I have no insight on where Weishar is leaning, or if Michigan would need him in the 2014 class. However, I went to school with Weishar's cousin (a Michigan graduate). I know that he has been in this kid's ear for years about Michigan and they visited Ann Arbor together this past fall. Take that for what it's worth, but I wouldn't think that he is an ND lean as suggested above. [Title]

Output: Weishar


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] You know your social life is pathetic when you go on MGoBlog to brag about getting a girls number after seeing Les Mis (with your dad). Seriously, don't you have a friend you could call. You sound like a 15 year old going on his first ever date. (FYI, I don't have a problem with the thread. I just think your "Cool Stroy Bro" comments about meeting girls at the movie reflect poorly on you. Please make some real friends.) [Title]

Output: Beyond Pathetic


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] More likely comes from having an unreliable walk-on kicker who burned them early in the season. [Title]

Output: Probably Not


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] WMU had 4 wins on the season, not 3. Perhaps just the UMass - WMU result was wrong or maybe there are other games with the wrong result. [Title]

Output: Also


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Not sure where you're getting your data, but Western Michigan defeated UMass (in a blowout actually, 52-14). Might want to double check some of the results in your data set in order to get a more accurate metric. [Title]

Output: Data Issue?


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Yes, Champions for Charity makes a very small profit. However, you do not have visibility as to what makes up the operating costs that take up at a minimum $25 of a $32-36 entry fee. Salaries for CFC employees are likely built into that cost considering their business model Perhaps our AD believes that he can use existing resources (people already on salary, stadium resources, etc.) so that the margin funneled to charities will be much larger. [Title]

Output: I understand the math


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] It sounded like Brandon's decision to cancel the race had more to do with Champions for Charity's "for-profit" status than anything else. However, I would not be surprised if his comments today about hosting their own race were damage control due to backlash yesterday. I had read on a separate annarbor.com article that CFC takes approximately $25-30 of the $36 entry fee for costs and profits, while the remainder is funneled to the charities. I'm sure Brandon, as egotistical as he is, believe Michigan could manage the race and donate a higher percentage to charities. Anyways, it will be interesting to see how this plays out. For what it's worth, the CFC representative claimed that they offered to let the Michigan AD manage the race. [Title]

Output: Read Brandon's Comments


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Associate athletic director Dave Ablauf, who handles media and communication for the department, said the run no longer fit into the department's charitable mission. "Really the decision in the end came down to our external focus," said Ablauf. The department announced last monththat it would begin partnering with the Special Olympics of Michigan for community service efforts. The first event of that partnership is the "Polar Plunge" at Michigan Stadium on February 23, 2013. That partnership, Ablauf said, has become the department's priority. Ablauf said the run had become "a very challenging event... to fit into our stadium." "We have our own private rental program, we're doing stuff with the special olympics and we have a lot of things we do now in the that stadium," Ablauf offered. [Title]

Output: Associate athletic


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] The rest of us will discuss because it is interesting [Title]

Output: ok coach


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] They're protecting Denard from being targeted in the future. Do you really want other defenses to know the exact injury Denard has? [Title]

Output: Wrong


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Cool Story Bro... [Title]

Output: Cool Story Bro...


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Don't understand your criticism of fans not sticking out these games. Weather was miserable and wet. It was tough even with rain gear and ponchos. I don't fault State or UM students for leaving early this week. [Title]

Output: Don't understand your


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] You do realize that the NCAA has a rule that coaches can't talk about recruits that haven't signed a letter of intent, don't you? [Title]

Output: You do realize that the NCAA


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] 3 weeks ago half of you thought the Tigers would miss the playoffs. Just one Verlander start away from the ALCS. Just hope Valverde isn't called on in the 9th. [Title]

Output: Relax


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Body] Anyone else notice the one and only Lloyd Brady taking center stage in the photo included with the e-mail. [Title]

Output: Lloyd Brady Sighting


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Body] but Matt Scott would likely start over him at Arizona. Don't forget the limitations RR had in 2010 with Denard. The 2010 offense struggled to score in the last half of the year. [Title]

Output: no offense to Denard


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Bad luck. You didn't deserve that, but take it as a sign from above that grown men shouldn't be wearing jerseys, especially Adidas/ Dave Brandon fusion atrocities. [Title]

Output: Bad luck. You didn't deserve


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] Not sure what time the game is this year. If there is time, I would suggest making the few hour drive to Bloomington that night. Much better nightlife/ town at IU in Bloomington than West Lafayette. Nick's bar in Bloomington is fantastic. The W Lafayette bars (only maybe 4 of them) are geared towards college kids. [Title]

Output: Bloomington


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Were the Yahoo! comments a little out of line? Probably Are you being ridiculously oversensitive to a sarcastic piece of writing? Yes. I'm really sick of this politically correct crowd. If you don't like what someone writes, stop reading their work... and certainly don't link their work and give them more page views. [Title]

Output: Really


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Please no twitter/facebook/text stalking of any of these potential guys until after a committment is made. Don't want some creeper scaring them off last minute, badgering him for an interview. [Title]

Output: Aquaman, Chet


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Are recruits scared off by the guys we already have or is this just a matter of getting in too late? This one puzzles me because the kid is from Ohio, friends with Kalis, and would have a much friendlier depth chart at Mich. Also, the fact that he previously committed to BC means it likely isn't a weather thing. Oh well, on to the next one. [Title]

Output: Confused


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Perhaps you shouldn't bug these recruits every other day looking for a quote. As nice at is to have new content, it honestly doesn't clue us in on new information. Frankly, if this turns off Armani to Michigan...well, I think we have our scapegoat. [Title]

Output: Perhaps


Input: [Date] 2 days 14 hours ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Wut


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Common man is at least good for a chuckle [Body]

Output: Beau Bishop is the absolute worst. I can't wait until JMFH shuts him up.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Can we please stop talking about buckeyes? [Body]

Output: I live in Columbus and I come here to get away from those idiots.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It's kind of hard to argue academic arrogance [Body]

Output: when you don't have a mastery of grammar.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Is the argument that we only lost to probable bowl teams? [Body]

Output: Seventy-some teams make bowls. Can I argue we're probably worse than seventy teams? Probably. And we're probably going to lose to the rest of the probable bowl teams on our schedule, and I will probably be drunk and surly during each of those games... Probably.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] SNAAFU [Body]

Output: Standard Naval Activities All *Fouled* Up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] God's country [Body]

Output: Once you hit Clare, you know you've made it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Columbus residents [Body]

Output: I've lived in Columbus for the past 9 years, and for the most part, it is good natured ribbing. However, I would never put anything on my car or wear Michigan gear to a restaurant. Aside from drunks flexing for their boys, anyone that would do something dispicable wouldn't do it to your face. Like I said, most people are cool, but it only takes one coward to key a car or put some "fromunda" cheese on your steak. That being said, the Convention Center and Arena district is a great place to hang out. The Arnold is a cool event and great for people watching. Be sure to check out the North Market and tsio campus is a short drive up High Street if you want to see what people not smart enough to get into Michigan look like. Go Blue and keep Louisville weird!


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] Cabs in Columbus [Body]

Output: They are ridiculously expensive. COTA busses are notoriously unreliable. There is plenty of cheap parking for the Schott, but you have to ride a shuttle with all of the osu mouth breathers.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] ohio by a mile [Body]

Output: Perhaps I'm just biased because I live in the belly of the beast, but ohio fans are just so insecure. They're the pretty girl that needs to tear everyone else down. And their obsession with Michigan (the state and school) borders on psychotic. MSU fans are just the desperate, drunk girl who'll do anything for attention.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] The worst vice is advice [Body]

Output: This year's point guard class isn't particularly deep, and his size and raw talent make him very desirable. However, with the looming lockout, it doesn't seem that any team would throw first round money at what some would deem a project. The young man has a tough decision, and I hope he is getting solid advice. As far as the team goes, I live in Columbus and I saw Trey Burke play a couple of times. He's very fast and will be a great distributor, if not scorer. His Godfather (another M fan in Cbus) told me that he was ready to sign with Cincy. Ultimately, he decided a Michigan education was too good to pass up, even if it meant backing up Darius for a year or even two.


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] At the very least... [Body]

Output: I hope Hoke will amend his schemes to fit his players, then recruit his "type" of player. I think that was what's his name's biggest mistake. If the players like him, that is good enough for me.


Input: [Date] 2 days 14 hours ago [Body] Wut [Title]

Output: Lol


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Beau Bishop is the absolute worst. I can't wait until JMFH shuts him up. [Title]

Output: Common man is at least good for a chuckle


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I live in Columbus and I come here to get away from those idiots. [Title]

Output: Can we please stop talking about buckeyes?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 5 days ago [Body] when you don't have a mastery of grammar. [Title]

Output: It's kind of hard to argue academic arrogance


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Seventy-some teams make bowls. Can I argue we're probably worse than seventy teams? Probably. And we're probably going to lose to the rest of the probable bowl teams on our schedule, and I will probably be drunk and surly during each of those games... Probably. [Title]

Output: Is the argument that we only lost to probable bowl teams?


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Body] Standard Naval Activities All *Fouled* Up. [Title]

Output: SNAAFU


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Body] Once you hit Clare, you know you've made it. [Title]

Output: God's country


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I've lived in Columbus for the past 9 years, and for the most part, it is good natured ribbing. However, I would never put anything on my car or wear Michigan gear to a restaurant. Aside from drunks flexing for their boys, anyone that would do something dispicable wouldn't do it to your face. Like I said, most people are cool, but it only takes one coward to key a car or put some "fromunda" cheese on your steak. That being said, the Convention Center and Arena district is a great place to hang out. The Arnold is a cool event and great for people watching. Be sure to check out the North Market and tsio campus is a short drive up High Street if you want to see what people not smart enough to get into Michigan look like. Go Blue and keep Louisville weird! [Title]

Output: Columbus residents


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] They are ridiculously expensive. COTA busses are notoriously unreliable. There is plenty of cheap parking for the Schott, but you have to ride a shuttle with all of the osu mouth breathers. [Title]

Output: Cabs in Columbus


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Body] Perhaps I'm just biased because I live in the belly of the beast, but ohio fans are just so insecure. They're the pretty girl that needs to tear everyone else down. And their obsession with Michigan (the state and school) borders on psychotic. MSU fans are just the desperate, drunk girl who'll do anything for attention. [Title]

Output: ohio by a mile


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Body] This year's point guard class isn't particularly deep, and his size and raw talent make him very desirable. However, with the looming lockout, it doesn't seem that any team would throw first round money at what some would deem a project. The young man has a tough decision, and I hope he is getting solid advice. As far as the team goes, I live in Columbus and I saw Trey Burke play a couple of times. He's very fast and will be a great distributor, if not scorer. His Godfather (another M fan in Cbus) told me that he was ready to sign with Cincy. Ultimately, he decided a Michigan education was too good to pass up, even if it meant backing up Darius for a year or even two. [Title]

Output: The worst vice is advice


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I hope Hoke will amend his schemes to fit his players, then recruit his "type" of player. I think that was what's his name's biggest mistake. If the players like him, that is good enough for me. [Title]

Output: At the very least...


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Never had In-N-Out, but I like Five Guys. But having recently moved to Raleigh, I can say that Cookout is the shit. Simple, flame-broiled burgers for cheap. Mmmmmm [Title]

Output: No love for cookout?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 20 hours ago [Body] I think you're generalizing a bit too much. I am a UMF grad and I claim to be an alumnus of the University of Michigan because that's what my degree says. But on my CV, Linkedin, etc. and if anyone asks, without hesitation I tell them I graduated from Flint. No, it's not the same campus or admission standards (for sure), but smart people come from everywhere. I was admitted to Ann Arbor for undergrad, but it was MUCH cheaper for me to live at home and commute to Flint. In my field (chemistry), the ACS standardizes the curriculum for a certified degree and it's the same at every university. The same core concepts are convered and I guarantee that I could take any chem class in Ann Arbor and get all As just like I did in Flint. I'm now getting my PhD from NC State because I like the research that I'm doing here with a faculty member that's in an NSF collaboration with some of the best people in the country, including Melanie Sanford in AA. But having "Flint" on my degree didn't stop me from also being admitted to AA, Wisconsin, Washington, and UNC for grad school. Oh, I also had an NSF fellowship as an undergrad. There are definitely people who try to "fake" going to AA, and I don't condone that at all. But your elitist attitude toward this subject is why many people view UM grads as arrogant and entitled. I'm an alumnus of the university and I do my best to represent it as well as I can. I wish everyone else could say the same. I hope my accomplishments are "polished" enough, because I'd love to climb up onto that horse with you. [Title]

Output: Proud UMF grad


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Body] That picture of Funchess is amazing. New desktop background. [Title]

Output: That picture of Funchess is


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Body] Thank-you for saying what needed to be said. They don't give out the numbers for the benefit of the fans. It's a great honor for the players and draws attention to the great tradition at Michigan. And for those complaining about players making their own legacy, they could always use the number from before the switch. If Gallon really does do enough to have #10 put into Legends circulation, then they can use that number. BUT, do you then honor Gallon or Tom Brady? I gurantee people wouldn't be screaming "get off my lawn" if Gallon had been awarded the #1..... [Title]

Output: Thank-you for saying what


Input: [Date] 1 year 50 weeks ago [Body] The only ads in the stadium I would care about would be the ones on the video board. Stadiums that use 30% of the board for advertisements are just plain ugly. Other than that, I don't care about advertising. Vendors are all over the place peddling merchandise and services. The game program is basically just an ad book with a roster and a player profile. I don't think you'll ever see the stadium being "plastered" with ads. [Title]

Output: The only ads in the stadium I


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 weeks ago [Body] Just got in from spending my first Canada Day in the capital. Ottawa knows how to party! Great fireworks at Parliament and some cool pubs in the Byward Market. [Title]

Output: Happy Canada Day!


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] that is all. [Title]

Output: JUST WIN


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Did LSA commit because of Shane Morris' recruiting prowess? I didn't realize it extended to the MGoBoard!! [Title]

Output: Question


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] "That's a bold move Cotton, we'll see how it plays out." [Title]

Output: Michigan by 1


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Don't read threads that don't interest you. Simple stuff. [Title]

Output: Don't read threads that don't


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] Great conference preview. Lost it at "except for penn state". hahaha [Title]

Output: Great conference preview.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Good thing I took advantage of the package deal when the season started. Can't wait to see this team in person!! [Title]

Output: Good thing I took advantage


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I'm not as think as I drunk you are [Title]

Output: Well I can tell you this


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] Magnus? :) [Title]

Output: here comes the neg


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Can we get an All B1G list based on selections by Brian, Ace, and Heiko? I feel like it would be much more accurate and fair than the official pile of crap lists. It seems like the people selecting (even the coaches) don't know jack. [Title]

Output: All Conference Lists


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Damn, beat me to it [Title]

Output: han shot first


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] I was just thinking the same thing. The atmosphere in the Big House when he walked onto the field was my best experience there so far, bar none. Unforgettable. Way to go Brock!!! [Title]

Output: I was just thinking the same


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Good read. I find it utterly ironic that Dantonio said that line about "where's the threat" because as I recall, it was him that said "pride comes before the fall" after Hart immortalized the little brother terminology in 2007..... [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Body] ^ that was epic win right there. rofl [Title]

Output: so true


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I think I've fixed the spreadsheet, judging by what people had entered into each field. All the column headings should be correct now. [Title]

Output: Fix


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Body] I wish McDonough could call all our games. IMO he just has that voice you want in someone who's commentating. I can still hear "TOUCHDOWN!! GREG MATHEWS!!!" in my head every time I think of McDonough. [Title]

Output: I wish McDonough could call


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 days ago [Body] I'll venture a bold guess and say Marian the Librarian, because we'll badly need our secondary to perform well if the revamped DL can't get pressure by themselves. [Title]

Output: I'll venture a bold guess and


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 days ago [Body] Uh-oh, Brian put "informative update" in all caps. The pressure's on, Ace!!! [Title]

Output: Uh-oh, Brian put "informative


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] I wish there was a scale on the side, because I'm pretty sure his arms are longer than I am tall. Wow. [Title]

Output: I wish there was a scale on


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Body] along the same line, i love how he just says "Ohio". Great to see that these kids have that attitude already [Title]

Output: along the same line, i love


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] While I agree the joke is harmless and not really that bad, I just wouldn't want to be a recruit that saw that type of talk on here. Not saying we we get a lot of them, but it's possible. I agree that criticism of the staff is sometimes warranted (I do it too), but not when it comes to the abilities of a player. I think in this particular scenario they've earned our trust. But how does JUB put it? UM fans are more like opera critics than football fans? ;) [Title]

Output: Good point


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I really don't like that we're criticizing the recruitment of Sypniewski so much. If the staff felt he deserved a scholarship, who are we to judge? Give the kid a chance. Just throwing that out there. [Title]

Output: come on


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Let's just agree on our love of all things Michigan and leave chemistry out of this. :) [Title]

Output: whoa pal


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Ya, but there's nothing wrong with Wolfe. Nolta's like the standard for orgo, but Dr. Wolfe is a cool guy (as seen in the video above). [Title]

Output: Ya, but there's nothing wrong


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] It's a good thing we obsess over football players' weights. If we did this with female athletes we might destroy some lives. haha [Title]

Output: It's a good thing we obsess


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] How do you level up your horde? [Title]

Output: How do you level up your


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] "While we were advised BHBH would again be Spring Football Game Weekend, and of the rental price of the stadium" It sounds like the race pays a venue fee for use of the stadium. Maybe not as much as they charge for a wedding or other non-charity event? $6k a pop for one-hour wedding ceremonies is a nice payoff. [Title]

Output: "While we were advised BHBH


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Americans for Safe Access vs DEA over the schedule 1 classification could have a significant impact on how this all plays out as far as federal involvement, raids, etc. With regards to sports at the end of the day the school/team/NCAA/NFL can make whatever rules they please and players can either adhere to those rules or face the consequences. I don't think we'll see any rule changes unless recreational use is legalized nationwide like alcohol. I definitely don't see it changing anything at the college level since both states have set a minimum age of 21. [Title]

Output: Americans for Safe Access vs


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Body] I managed to be surrounded by the drunk belligerent Husker fans despite being in the visitors section. Outside of the game people were really nice. Poor cell service, crappy beer, nothing to do outside of football, I don't think we'll bother driving through 8hrs of corn again. [Title]

Output: I managed to be surrounded by


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] We're leaving Friday from Colorado. Go blue! [Title]

Output: We're leaving Friday from


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Whoa, let's not get all East Lansing here guys. [Title]

Output: Whoa, let's not get all East


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Body] We're making the drive from Colorado and it's my husband's birthday weekend. Not sure how I'm going to top this present. [Title]

Output: We're making the drive from


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Body] When this is done I'm going to punch babies. [Title]

Output: When this is done I'm going


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] My family is in Saline and they had golf ball sized hail. [Title]

Output: My family is in Saline and


Input: [Date] 3 years 36 weeks ago [Body] So he had to be forced to do the right thing and then he "learned" from it and the dog that was attacked was most likely euthanized for defending itself. His writing and word choice shows he's perfectly fine with discrimintion against dogs based on breed, something I fight against every day. It is ignorance and I'm disappointed a professor would subscribe to such ideas. [Title]

Output: So he had to be forced to do


Input: [Date] 3 years 37 weeks ago [Body] 10am start for Mountain time isn't fun either. It is an improvement from when I lived in Alaska and those games started at 8am. [Title]

Output: Me too.


Input: [Date] 3 years 39 weeks ago [Body] Universities discourage victims of sexual assault from going to the police because if they deal with these cases internally they don't get included in the annual campus crime reports. Always skip the school/campus cops and go straight to the police. [Title]

Output: Universities discourage


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] The ends are cutting off with both versions for me too. It is extra scary only being able to see the angry wolverine and Sparty. EDIT: I changed the desktop setting from "center" to "stretch" and it works now. [Title]

Output: Same here.


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] 742 [Title]

Output: 742


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Great commercial but how am I supposed to watch the game with all this dust in my eyes? [Title]

Output: Great commercial but how am I


Input: [Date] 3 years 48 weeks ago [Body] They made these for a bunch of schools and all of them have the same typo. Our local news used the Colorado one. [Title]

Output: They made these for a bunch


Input: [Date] 3 years 50 weeks ago [Body] At first glace I also saw a boat! I thought it was inspired by "the crossing of the Delaware" until I looked closer. [Title]

Output: At first glace I also saw a


Input: [Date] 4 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Sadly I always win these things. When I was 16 I was supposed to fly home to Alaska from Michigan on a Saturday. I was travelling by myself and there was a bad snowstorm. I didn't leave Detroit until Sunday, got stuck in Minneapolis for 2 nights (it was supposed to be 1 night but the agent gave me a ticket for a flight that didn't exist), then flew to Salt Lake and on to Seattle where I spent another night before finally going home. I didn't have my bag the whole time and had to buy some clothes in Minny. So yeah, I arrived home 5 days late and received no compensation from the airlines. [Title]

Output: Arrived 5 days late


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I bleed maize and blue but there is no denying that Ralphie is awesome! After moving to Colorado I went to one of their games just to see her. I felt bad when they hauled her all the way out to Georgia just to lose in classic ass whooping fashion. [Title]

Output: I bleed maize and blue but


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] The car thing really throws me. I graduated in '04 and students with cars were still the exception, not the norm. Has this really changed? [Title]

Output: The car thing really throws


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] +1 this is a great post. This guy is going to be one of those parents who refuses to pick up their sick kid when the school calls because it's really important she still get to play in the game after school. At least he'll probably get what he deserves when his daughter gets older. [Title]

Output: +1 this is a great post. This


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Our favorite New Belgium is the Abbey and I'm digging on the new Ranger IPA too. [Title]

Output: Our favorite New Belgium is


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Body] Some homebrew, some Avery brews, and enough hard liquor to forget I even did the taxes last night. [Title]

Output: Some homebrew, some Avery


Input: [Date] 4 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I was also part of the class that got to pay the price. It's not nearly as fun watching those wins get stripped away and the current team punished for actions that happend well before they ever got to college. But I can't complain too much since my senior year was the last time we beat OSU in football. [Title]

Output: I was also part of the class


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] "The last time U-M closed was 1978". That explains why the only time I've heard of a snow day was from a 70s alumna. [Title]

Output: "The last time U-M closed was


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] They never cancelled due to weather in my 4 years there. We had a bad ice storm one year and they were nice enough to warn students to watch out for all the falling tree branches. [Title]

Output: They never cancelled due to


Input: [Date] 4 years 26 weeks ago [Body] As a huge Dylan fan this was probably my favorite post ever. [Title]

Output: As a huge Dylan fan this was


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Audio online at mlive now. http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2011/01/brady_hoke_on_the_huge_show_de.html [Title]

Output: Interview link


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Body] 1. At home on the big screen 2. with the hubby 3. we'll check in on all of them, really looking forward to the Rose Bowl 4. starting off with bloody marys and then we'll go from there [Title]

Output: 1. At home on the big


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Body] Not giving his DC enough freedom to install his own staff. I'm with that. I kind of feel like he's been set up to fail so either let GR get his own staff and run a scheme he's comfortable with or bring in someone new and don't make the same mistake twice. Either way I'd like to see the 3-3-5 scheme go. [Title]

Output: Not giving his DC enough


Input: [Date] 1 day 2 hours ago [Title] Some things will never die [Body]

Output: Some things will never die


Input: [Date] 1 day 17 hours ago [Title] Basically what he's saying is [Body]

Output: Basically what he's saying is the only way he can get good players who have the ability to play immediately is if they're academically marginal. Quite a concession to be openly making.


Input: [Date] 2 days 18 hours ago [Title] LOL...it definitely was [Body]

Output: LOL...it definitely was tricky to follow. A little more effort would go a long ways


Input: [Date] 2 days 21 hours ago [Title] It appears that all is in [Body]

Output: It appears that all is in order...now please just give us some football


Input: [Date] 6 days 21 hours ago [Title] Unfortunately this may be a [Body]

Output: Unfortunately this may be a reflection of how many times opposing teams have been scoring in recent years vs the past.


Input: [Date] 6 days 23 hours ago [Title] I suppose this bears [Body]

Output: I suppose this bears repeating


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] The bukeyes are going down [Body]

Output: The bukeyes are going down this November...DejaVu all over again


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] Did they arrest all four or [Body]

Output: Did they arrest all four or just the OSU fans in the picture? Sounds like all four were swinging but they're only naming the buckeys. Hilarious.


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Title] Was Jenn Sterger there? She [Body]

Output: Was Jenn Sterger there? She loves seeing Brett whenerver she can.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Two excellent additions, [Body]

Output: Two excellent additions, particularly Carolyn Jones. In that vein you could also add Yvonne De Carlo (Lily Munster), an actress of some renown before we knew her as Lily Munster


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] I agree UCSD is an excellent [Body]

Output: I agree UCSD is an excellent school, but #21 in the world?


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] Seems fairly reasonable for [Body]

Output: Seems fairly reasonable for the top 20. But UC San Diego at 21? What's Rockefeller U? (29)


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] well done [Body]

Output: well done


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] oops too late :) [Body]

Output: oops too late :)


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] I'm old. More than any other [Body]

Output: I'm old. More than any other show "I Dream of Jeannie" still does something really amazing for me. Barbara Eden might still be TV's all time greatest goddess.


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Title] Happy Friday! Going to try [Body]

Output: Happy Friday! Going to try and lounge out part of the morning with the British Open. Enjoy!


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 43 min ago [Title] What a change - place is [Body]

Output: What a change - place is going to be packed and electric. Now just win.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This is pretty stupid but [Body]

Output: This is pretty stupid but also more than a little funny


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Ridiculous but completely [Body]

Output: Ridiculous but completely predictable. If Saban was doing this stuff you'd see 5 page loving articles on how he had evolved and loosened up. JH is being himself and has to be shot down.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm inclined to give Martin [Body]

Output: I'm inclined to give Martin more of a pass. It had been 40 years since Michigan went outside to hire a football coach and I think they just didn't have the institutional experience to handle it. They got the guy everyone else wanted - RR - but weren't aggressive enough in putting everything else into place. Pretty much everyone in the process made mistakes. It was painful but it's all good from here on. The success about to come will only feel that much sweeter for the pain.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Wonder how long it took Urbz [Body]

Output: Wonder how long it took Urbz - or more likely someone else - to decipher what that chicken scratch actually said. Without the cheat notes I don't think I could have.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Must be some really nice lawn [Body]

Output: Must be some really nice lawn chairs


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Does he have a video with a [Body]

Output: Does he have a video with a private jet?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Wasn't this posted last week [Body]

Output: Wasn't this posted last week sometime?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Forgot about that one. Jimmy [Body]

Output: Forgot about that one. Jimmy may have set the standard for this kind of thing.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] You have to be really [Body]

Output: You have to be really impressed with yourself to make something like this. He better be good or this ends being a long running embarassment


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Nice post - bright spot on an [Body]

Output: Nice post - bright spot on an otherwise typical Monday morning


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] All you have to do is start [Body]

Output: All you have to do is start looking at other schools' blogs to see how spoiled we are with this one. There's nothing else like it. Thanks!


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] In fairness I'm assuming the [Body]

Output: In fairness I'm assuming the BTN decides what to call a "classic", not Rutgers. Also, don't forget what state we're currently getting a few top recruits from. Publicity is good. Let them replay it if they want...in a few months it'll be a distant memory.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Seems like just about the [Body]

Output: Seems like just about the right order all the way down.


Input: [Date] 1 day 2 hours ago [Body] Some things will never die [Title]

Output: Some things will never die


Input: [Date] 1 day 17 hours ago [Body] Basically what he's saying is the only way he can get good players who have the ability to play immediately is if they're academically marginal. Quite a concession to be openly making. [Title]

Output: Basically what he's saying is


Input: [Date] 2 days 18 hours ago [Body] LOL...it definitely was tricky to follow. A little more effort would go a long ways [Title]

Output: LOL...it definitely was


Input: [Date] 2 days 21 hours ago [Body] It appears that all is in order...now please just give us some football [Title]

Output: It appears that all is in


Input: [Date] 6 days 21 hours ago [Body] Unfortunately this may be a reflection of how many times opposing teams have been scoring in recent years vs the past. [Title]

Output: Unfortunately this may be a


Input: [Date] 6 days 23 hours ago [Body] I suppose this bears repeating [Title]

Output: I suppose this bears


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] The bukeyes are going down this November...DejaVu all over again [Title]

Output: The bukeyes are going down


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Did they arrest all four or just the OSU fans in the picture? Sounds like all four were swinging but they're only naming the buckeys. Hilarious. [Title]

Output: Did they arrest all four or


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] Was Jenn Sterger there? She loves seeing Brett whenerver she can. [Title]

Output: Was Jenn Sterger there? She


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Two excellent additions, particularly Carolyn Jones. In that vein you could also add Yvonne De Carlo (Lily Munster), an actress of some renown before we knew her as Lily Munster [Title]

Output: Two excellent additions,


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] I agree UCSD is an excellent school, but #21 in the world? [Title]

Output: I agree UCSD is an excellent


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Seems fairly reasonable for the top 20. But UC San Diego at 21? What's Rockefeller U? (29) [Title]

Output: Seems fairly reasonable for


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] well done [Title]

Output: well done


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] oops too late :) [Title]

Output: oops too late :)


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I'm old. More than any other show "I Dream of Jeannie" still does something really amazing for me. Barbara Eden might still be TV's all time greatest goddess. [Title]

Output: I'm old. More than any other


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] Happy Friday! Going to try and lounge out part of the morning with the British Open. Enjoy! [Title]

Output: Happy Friday! Going to try


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 43 min ago [Body] What a change - place is going to be packed and electric. Now just win. [Title]

Output: What a change - place is


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This is pretty stupid but also more than a little funny [Title]

Output: This is pretty stupid but


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Ridiculous but completely predictable. If Saban was doing this stuff you'd see 5 page loving articles on how he had evolved and loosened up. JH is being himself and has to be shot down. [Title]

Output: Ridiculous but completely


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm inclined to give Martin more of a pass. It had been 40 years since Michigan went outside to hire a football coach and I think they just didn't have the institutional experience to handle it. They got the guy everyone else wanted - RR - but weren't aggressive enough in putting everything else into place. Pretty much everyone in the process made mistakes. It was painful but it's all good from here on. The success about to come will only feel that much sweeter for the pain. [Title]

Output: I'm inclined to give Martin


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Wonder how long it took Urbz - or more likely someone else - to decipher what that chicken scratch actually said. Without the cheat notes I don't think I could have. [Title]

Output: Wonder how long it took Urbz


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Must be some really nice lawn chairs [Title]

Output: Must be some really nice lawn


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Does he have a video with a private jet? [Title]

Output: Does he have a video with a


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Wasn't this posted last week sometime? [Title]

Output: Wasn't this posted last week


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Forgot about that one. Jimmy may have set the standard for this kind of thing. [Title]

Output: Forgot about that one. Jimmy


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] You have to be really impressed with yourself to make something like this. He better be good or this ends being a long running embarassment [Title]

Output: You have to be really


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Nice post - bright spot on an otherwise typical Monday morning [Title]

Output: Nice post - bright spot on an


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] All you have to do is start looking at other schools' blogs to see how spoiled we are with this one. There's nothing else like it. Thanks! [Title]

Output: All you have to do is start


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] In fairness I'm assuming the BTN decides what to call a "classic", not Rutgers. Also, don't forget what state we're currently getting a few top recruits from. Publicity is good. Let them replay it if they want...in a few months it'll be a distant memory. [Title]

Output: In fairness I'm assuming the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Seems like just about the right order all the way down. [Title]

Output: Seems like just about the


Input: [Date] 20 hours 5 min ago [Body] http://mgoblog.com/content/why-we-fight [Title]


Input: [Date] 20 hours 37 min ago [Body] Plenty since: a) The sponsorship is for the length of the season. b) The extended segment was to introduce her as such. c) You have to be as entertaining on air as Liz Crowe or your introductory segment will be 2 minutes, and most of that Brian vamping while trying not to look annoyed. Seriously though I've been looking for the right sponsor for our Podcast for a long, long time, and when Liz left the beer company she was working for to break out as a consultant and real estate agent, I approached her specifically for this, and made the price a secondary concern because she's the right kind of sponsor. She is, like Harbaugh, herself at full volume all the time, and part of the fabric of the Ann Arbor and Michigan Athletics community. With most of the things I sell we're just helping them market their thing because we have the right audience to market their thing. But this is one of those things where it's more like the sponsor wanted to help us and can justify it if a handful of MGoBloggers use her as their real estate broker. The podcast is a marketable thing that a lot of our advertisers have been interested in; it's not like it took us this long to find a sponsor; it took us this long to find Liz. [Title]

Output: Plenty since: a) The


Input: [Date] 1 day 11 hours ago [Body] Brian used to go out there once a year around now for the alumni association's thing; I don't know if that event was discontinued or he just didn't get asked this year. We are doing other things with the alumni association (announcement to come). We also did an event with Todd Howard the night before the 2013 Northwestern (firedrill field goal) game that I put together. We had planned on doing that again, and had the venue chosen and everything, but Michigan was so unwatchable leading up to M00N that we canceled it. Maybe we'll do one after the season. Anyway if/when we do it'll be the second the Chicago Alumni Association Club asks us because they are an excellent group to work with. I think they're coming into town for Northwestern (homecoming) this year. [Title]

Output: Brian used to go out there


Input: [Date] 1 day 18 hours ago [Body] Why didn't you tell us? I am willing to move the event to your bachelor party. [Title]

Output: Why didn't you tell us? I am


Input: [Date] 2 days 14 hours ago [Body] This is for that guy on the message board who cares about Draftageddon. pic.twitter.com/WRmykO7nqf — Seth M. Fisher (@Misopogon) July 28, 2015 [Title]

Output: This is for that guy on the


Input: [Date] 2 days 17 hours ago [Body] One of the keys to all of this is Nebraska isn't leaving the Big Ten; everybody is joining the Big Ten, formerly known as the Intercollegiate Conference of Faculty Representatives, so that for the sake of TV rights and whatnot all the powers are negotiating as one entity, and scheduling each other. I know it's a pipedream. What I don't want to see is the organic method of growing from a bunch of conferences into a league, because all that does incentivize the current conferences to snatch up any program bigger than a MAC school in a colonial land-grab, which is exactly how we found ourselves in a 7-team division with Maryland and Rutgers while Iowa and Wisconsin and Purdue come around less often than Utah. The conferences grew organically well enough when television was regional and limited to four networks, and declaring a national champion was just a nerdy postseason excercise between professions that have to pay half attention. Today conferences are billion dollar corporations with their television networks, yet theyr'e still functioning under a system that expects them to be faculty representatives from elitist, non-profit educational institutions. The NCAA had their chance to become a true regulatory body, but instead chose to act more like an industry trade organization*. The best thing for college football right now would be to acknowledge that the regional conferences that grew out of the 20th century are anachronisms worth preserving, like historic neighborhoods or whatever. Without that familiar structure the whole enterprise is at risk of becoming too desaturated, i.e. an NFL-lite, which is a crappier product fewer people will care about. When ESPN inevitably defaults on whichever round of promises it has to make to secure the TV rights to the last bastion of un-DVR'able entertainment, the BIG SIX or POWER SIX or whatever you want to term it will be in perfect position to cut Fox and Disney out of their revenue stream and make what they're making now by charging $5/month and selling ads themselves on a streaming college football channel. The Big Ten is just the body out of convenience; the organizing structure of any major conference is sufficient to expand to include the 60-64 schools that operate truly professional-level (i.e. highly profitable) football enterprises. Technically everyone joins the Big Ten, or joins a new conference that handles all the "conference" stuff for the group, and is such a tour de force in college athletics that the NCAA has to kowtow to it. I have no problem trying to fit Baylor and TCU into this (TT might be a stretch since their school's athletic budget is MAC-like despite the school's history). I only left them out because I thought a Texas-based mid-major conference would make for some rockin' good regional football. * Specifically, one for mid-19th century cotton growers [Title]

Output: One of the keys to all of


Input: [Date] 2 days 19 hours ago [Body] Those take a long time to make. This damn draft takes enough of that as it is. [Title]

Output: Those take a long time to


Input: [Date] 3 days 12 hours ago [Body] done. [Title]

Output: done.