Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] The point I'm making [Body]

Output: Is that the players have already been given opportunities for an education that ordinary people cannot receive based on their ability to do something else. The University does not HAVE to bend their rigorous academic standards for them, they choose to. And seeing as how 95% of all athletic departments lose money and it has to be subsidized from the tuition of the non-athletes, the university is not benefiting from their athletic department. They choose to be DI and offer scholarships. They could be DIII, where the athletes play without athletic compensation and have to get into school per the requirements of the school, not the NCAA. What the 20 starlets want is a piece of the pie that is media revenue. At the expense of the non-profit sports. Do you know that the majority of female athletes have partial scholarships and supplement their athletic scholarships with academic ones, meaning that they had to qualify for academics as well as athletics? What about the baseball players that went to college instead of the minor leagues because they wanted a college degree? Or wrestling, which focused on Olympic aspirations, like track and field? The profitable sports HAPPEN to be football and basketball, the two sports that have taken advantage of the NCAA requirements and profited off of their popularity, but if the starlets get what they want, the 500+ athletes who are going to school on scholarship and the thousands of athletes who aspire to play Division 1 ball won't get to do that anymore. The NCAA needs to tighten the rules in some areas, but these athletes don't need to be paid directly. They could choose to sit on their behinds for 1/3 years until they are eligible for the draft. They don't, and they get compensated approximately 90,000 a year for it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Well that settles it. [Body]

Output: As soon as these athletes are required to meet the academic standards of the university that they want to play for, they'll retract. That's the big one, in my opinion. They feel so slighted that they're not getting paid "what they're worth." Well, if they couldn't catch a ball or tackle someone hard or run really fast, they would have to meet the academics of the school. At Michigan, it's a 3.9 and a 31 ACT. At Alabama? 3.6 and a 27 ACT. Requirement to accept an athletic scholarship? 2.3 and an 18 ACT. So basically, an athlete gets to skip the academic requirements of the average student, gets room, board, tuition, fees paid for, gets special services for school, health insurance, gifts, travel opportunities, and other things, but that's not payment? Riiiight.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] If you want to make it really interesting [Body]

Output: Make kickers convert the extra point rugby style. The kick can be made from any distance, but it has to be in the line of where the touchdown was scored.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Prayers [Body]

Output: To their family. Patrick, kick that cancer's ass!! We support you!


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Softball [Body]

Output: Has a form-fitting face mask available. They use it mostly because standing 60 - 45 ft away from a matter means that bang-bang plays are likely to happen. I coach high school softball. I don't require my corners to wear them, but I do require them to wear mouth guards. My pitchers aren't required, but it's the only position I've ever fully justified the facemask to. So the facemasks do exist.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] The Ivy League [Body]

Output: "Basketball is fun to play when we take a break from learning how to run the world." Some of them were stupid. This one is pretty much a bulls-eye.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] His announcing [Body]

Output: At the National Championship absolutely disgusted me. He gave Fisher no true credit for the fantastic job he did rebuilding Florida State (who is tied with Oklahoma for most appearances in the title game), and proceeded to slobber and drool over the greatness of the conference, despite the fact that Alabama had just lost in the previous game, TAMU needed a miracle to escape DUKE, Iowa had LSU on the ropes, Florida didn't even qualify for a game, Ole Miss squeezed by Georgia Tech, and Georgia lost to Nebraska. Keep him. They're a perfect match.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] And all of those kids [Body]

Output: Would probably rather get a Michigan degree than get cut because a disgruntled fan is tired of losing.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Well it's pretty clear at this point [Body]

Output: That the Cavs should have tried a little harder to keep their superstar. They lucked into getting likely the best player of this century and screwed that up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Tim Tebow [Body]

Output: Was one of the best dual threat quarterbacks to ever play. And he was built like a fullback. Maybe not the best guy to run an NFL offense, but you can't deny that he was a great leader when he was in college.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] GO BLUE! [Body]

Output: Hail! B1G Champs! Pos-bang!


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] And comments like this [Body]

Output: Are why you should probably listen to people who actually live in the state. Or have at least visited Columbus in this millennium.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Actually yes [Body]

Output: Data has shown that the number of altercations has increased since the banning of alcohol at collegiate athletic events. Logic would assume that if most people are plastered, less people will get riled up. Besides, it's profitable and people pre-game anyway. Better to get a cut of those dollars than to assume that no one is drinking before games.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] I've lived in Ohio for about a decade [Body]

Output: Don't be rude or disrespectful and you won't have any problems. That's a lot of why things happen. I wear my Michigan gear in Columbus all the time, especially when I spend time with my in-laws. I've occasionally bantered but the usual question is why I'm a Michigan fan. Once I tell them, they usually back off of being disrespectful. Besides, the Arnold is a huge event. Most of the people in the area will be focused on things other than a football rivalry.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] But don't you remember?? [Body]

Output: The World Cup, where Ireland beat Bulgaria even though Bulgaria's Seeker caught the Snitch? -_- It's a children's book. And despite J.K. Rowling's lack of sports knowledge, she's richer than the queen of England.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Congrats!! [Body]

Output: It's always nice to hear that a new Michigan man is born! I'm glad every one is healthy and blessings to your family! Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Honestly that was my first thought [Body]

Output: Considering that in the next two years, Hoke will either have validated himself as a head coach or he will be on the hot seat. Pulling Harbaugh from the 49ers is a lot harder than pulling him from the Browns, and getting him back to the Midwest would have been a great insurance policy. But then again, with Brandon's undivided support of Hoke, even if Harbaugh was in the Midwest, it probably wouldn't make a difference.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] He's a good young quarterback [Body]

Output: I coach for a rival school in the conference and he was excellent in his game against us. He did have a high-profile target at TE but he had no problems with distribution or accuracy. He has a lot of upside. He was also thrown to the wolves after the starting QB was dismissed from the team midway through the season, so his maturity is accelerated. I'd hope that he gets an offer.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] Well for starters [Body]

Output: Funk has coached NFL talent. Offensive linemen don't become first round picks overnight. Yes, youth is an issue. Inexperience is an issue. But Molk, Lewan, and Schofield aren't good just because they stepped onto the field. They got coached. Let's see what happens this year. As for Borges, if any head coach is willing to bash their offensive coordinator mid season, that shows a lack of respect, commitment, and is very divisive. I wouldn't think that head coach should even be a head coach if he is willing to throw his OC under the bus like that mid-season. That's not fair to the players, the coaches, the athletic department, the students, and the fans. Borges got his chance and Hoke decided he wasn't the best fit for the program after Borges put together a body of work that proved it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Perhaps [Body]

Output: But if that's the case, go to community college or join the military. Far less of a risk as far as money goes, right?


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] A Michigan degree [Body]

Output: Is not a cliche. I am someone who decided against going to Michigan because I thought that was too far from home and too expensive. I ended up with a similar amount of student debt at an in-state school. Furthermore, I regret missing out on that opportunity deeply. I'm looking at getting my Ph.D now and hoping that I can get into my area of study at UM. I also know an old teammate that got into Ohio State and Michigan for graduate school, and she chose Michigan, graduated with honors, and now has a very good career that allows her to travel internationally. This person has described it as a dream school. Would you tell them to not go to Harvard because of the cost? Plus, I think that with this individual's resume, a higher ACT score will mitigate a lot of that worrisome debt with scholarships. It may even itself out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Advice from a college prep tutor [Body]

Output: Your ACT indicates that you're scoring in the 90th percentile. A 29 shows that you're capable, but not spectacular. Improve that score. Believe it or not, the gap between a 29 and a 31 is pretty big. That's about test taking strategy and time management. UM wants to see a 32 - 36. That's 97th - 99th percentile. Take the test in the fall, don't take it in December unless you have to. The December test is the, "Oh crap I need a better score," test, and seniors flock to take it then. If you get the exact same number of questions right in October and in December, you'll have a lower score in December because you're competing within a percentile, and the bigger the pool of competitors, the tougher it gets to get that high score you want. Get a summer job. Clubs are fine, but part-time jobs reflect well on responsibility and handling the pressure of employment and education. It adds a little bit to your application that others don't think about. Above all, if you get into Michigan and it's your dream school, take it. You'll never regret going. Is it a far drive? Yes. Is it expensive? Yeah, it is. Is it your dream school? Is a Michigan degree worthwhile? If you answered yes to those questions, just go for it. You don't want to spend your life saying, "I was accepted," you want to spend your life saying, "I graduated from there." You'd regret not going.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Let's just be real for once [Body]

Output: And call that glass half-empty. Who are we, exactly, as a football program? We are NOT elite. We are NOT nationally competitive. Do we have the tools? Sure. But that doesn't change the fact that you have to have a staff that knows how to use them. Using a wrench when you need a hammer is ridiculous. Sure you might make it work, but that's not the most efficient way to work. So when a kid makes an emotional commitment and then rationalizes it, it probably sounds something like this. Michigan went 7-6 this year, had THE HORROR Part 1 AND 2, lost to 2 out of 3 major rivals, lost to three other minor rivals, and tanked a low level bowl game. The year before that wasn't much better. The highlight of the season was losing to Ohio State without crapping the bed in the process. Then they fired the guy who was responsible for recruiting him. Yeah, I would re-evaluate my commitment too. Is anyone really surprised? How about we take a hard look in the mirror and try to see it the way these recruits do. And if you have a Twitter account and you tweet a 16 year old kid you will never meet because you're pissed that he is weighing his options, you should be banished to Siberia. Forever.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Fail [Body]

Output: The question was non-football favorite alum. One of these things is not like the other.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Edit [Body]

Output: It would be Florida State (1) vs Stanford (5) Auburn(2) vs Michigan State (4)


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] There's nothing wrong with a playoff [Body]

Output: But it's not designed to reward the regular season unless you're in the SEC. I prefer the highest ranked conference champions in this playoff. Take this year for example. The top 6: 1 - FSU, ACC 2 - Auburn, SEC 3 - Alabama, SEC 4 - Michigan State, B1G 5 - Stanford, PAC 12 6 - Baylor, Big 12 Under the current format, the top 4 make it in. That gives the SEC advantage even though Alabama didn't win their conference. If the slots are for the top ranked conference champions, the bracket would be: Florida State vs Baylor Auburn vs Michigan State Reward the champions. It makes the regular season relevant and forces teams to schedule better non-conference games to make sure they're in the top ranks if/when they win the conference. It also leaves the bowl games mostly in tact.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] I'm rooting for them [Body]

Output: I have a friend who is a Tennessee fan. Naturally, he proclaims all the time that the SEC is the best conference ever and the B1G is irrelevant. When Michigan State upset Ohio State, it wasn't a well-fought victory with him, it was an average team beating an overrated OSU team. I hate the SEC. I hate the fact that they think they're the most awesome thing ever, even though in their whole conference, it's been 4 teams that have made them relevant. Yet the fans of the crappy teams that go 5-7 every year still seem to hold onto that pride of "being in the SEC." I want Michigan State to win because we need B1G wins to have any shot of making the top 4 slots that will bracket for the NC. If you can't root for your conference, then what's the point? What's the point of being the best team in a miserable schedule that gets no recognition? I hate MSU. I hate the SEC more. I don't care what happens with Stanford.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Where? [Body]

Output: 84 is pretty average on I-75 through Detroit.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Well [Body]

Output: Ask, and ye shall receive. This is what the fan base was clamoring for, right?


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] This is from the Longhorn Network [Body]

Output: So it's probably legit.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] I said [Body]

Output: 15's rugby for a reason.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Unpopular opinions [Body]

Output: Sports related I think Lloyd Carr is singlehandedly responsible for driving Michigan's team into the ground. Jim Tressel owned him, he stepped down after a horrible recruiting year, had a say in who would be hired next, and handcuffed RichRod after his hiring. Our struggles didn't start when RichRod got hired, they started long before that, and had Lloyd Carr not stepped down, I think he would have been fired eventually. Devin Funchess should be moved to WR and Jake Butt should be full-time at TE next year. College football will see it's first female head football coach by 2050. LeBron James will one day own Michael Jordan's records. Johnny Manziel wouldn't have won the Heisman if he had been allowed to talk to the press before the season ended.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Winner [Body]

Output: +1


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Of course it isn't [Body]

Output: But neither is football for the exact same reasons. Wrestling is a discipline that requires that kind of dedication. It's difficult and time-consuming, but it is a traditional sport of strength and excellence. To shut that sport out after centuries is not fair to the sport or to the spirit of the Olympics. What, should we take out every sport that "not just anyone" can play? We wouldn't have sports.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Golf [Body]

Output: Also is not what I would call an international sport of appeal because it's not designed for just anyone to play. Wrestling is a historic sport, to the inception of the Olympics. That's why I advocate for it. I don't watch it but I respect it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: I don't think this is a good idea. It's called American football for a reason - until there is a full-fledged national participation in the sport, I don't think it should be considered. When baseball and softball were taken out, it was a blow. Baseball has an international appeal and softball's growth has been excellent. So why add a sport that is dominated by one country and doesn't have international appeal? 15's rugby probably should take precedent. And then wrestling got taken out in favor of golf, and I'm not interested in seeing any sport get added until wrestling returns.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Typo [Body]

Output: *international participation


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] We might have provided a blueprint [Body]

Output: But they had to win the ball game. Let's be serious about that. They bottled up Hyde and Miller, we didn't. They forced 3 and outs, we didn't. They capitalized on every opportunity. We did not. They outplayed Ohio and we only played with Ohio.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] I'm just saying [Body]

Output: The polls favor the SEC and I think OSU would get shut out. Mizzou had a dynamic offense, while Miller was less than 50% passing.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] I should rephrase. [Body]

Output: I like conference champs plus 2 at large bids. After yesterday, OSU would be shut out for a team like Mizzou. Strength of schedule would win out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] It wouldn't be OSU [Body]

Output: In that format. It would be Alabama.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] I caught that [Body]

Output: LOL Doesn't matter what they do...they'll always be the little brother.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] I would say [Body]

Output: Anything less than a BCS bowl would be unacceptable.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] If I remember correctly [Body]

Output: The team was thrilled that Kiffin was fired. Sounds to me like they wanted the change and they played relieved that he was gone. Recruiting has upped because of it. I'm not saying that you are wrong, but I am saying that this situation was probably unique to that. That doesn't diminish his influence though. Yes, beating UCLA is a necessity, but UCLA is not a program with half a paddle. Who can argue that USC is full strength yet? And yet they still managed to beat a Stanford that stomped Oregon's shot at a NC into the ground. That's not something to ignore when Stanford owned USC for 4 years.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Maybe [Body]

Output: But that moderate success was on the back of a season that was shaping up to be a train wreck. He is also one heck of a recruiter. UW isn't really in a position for a "sexy" hire. He has also openly admitted that he screwed up at Mississippi. And he did hire Hugh Freeze, which, if we give credit to the coaching tree, did ultimately benefit Ole Miss in the long run. It's not too much of a stretch to see Coach O at Washington. He knows the recruiting area, he has had success, even if it is moderate. Plus it would make for a fun press release and instant notice.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Yes he is good [Body]

Output: He is also a senior this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Wouldn't it be interesting [Body]

Output: If Coach O took the job? I think he did a fantastic job in the wake of Lane Kiffin's firing. He is a proven recruiter, can handle the right-now situations, and has experience as a head coach.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] How did Gallon [Body]

Output: NOT make 1st team??! Wow.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Theoretical [Body]

Output: Mike Hart is the running backs coach at Eastern Michigan. Would Michigan keep him in mind?


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] I honestly think [Body]

Output: That if OSU and Florida State play for a NC, that would be far more refreshing than yet another SEC team getting a crack at it. Remember, Auburn was terrible last year, and if that team can punch Alabama in the mouth, then maybe the SEC isn't as "tough" as they make themselves out to be. Watching two more conferences prove their worth is a great thing for football, and I would love for the perception of the B1G to improve. What would really suck is if OSU and FSU lose next week. Has anyone thought about what that nightmare scenario would be? Because I think Alabama and SEC Champ would be in, and every other conference would get shut out AGAIN. We all knew that Urban Meyer would change the B1G and force us to start improving. All of the obnoxious "moral victories aren't real victories" comments are useless. What, did we forget that we were supposed to get blown out? The stadium was at least 1/3 red, guys. They started the four-corner O-H-I-O chant and it was loud. We bailed as a fan base. They team, they didn't bail. They fought tooth and nail. We should be proud of them instead of pissed at them. We are improving. Maybe not as fast as we wanted, but building a program takes time and more than one team to do it. Urban forcing the conference to get better means that our games will be worthwhile, and not just fluff to be ignored.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] I was going to be pessimistic [Body]

Output: But if Arkansas can play LSU to the wire, anything can happen tomorrow. M 34 OSU 31. There is a team in there that is capable of manhandling Notre Dame. If it shows up, OSU will be exposed. They don't deserve to be in the NC discussion.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] My feeling [Body]

Output: Is that beating Ohio and ruining their season will be the fire under the ass of Michigan this week. Anyone can predict an outcome. Games are still played between goalposts, though. Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Okay seriously [Body]

Output: You're an Ohio fan posting on a Michigan blog. Trying to give Michigan fans advice on our team as though you're that much more aware of our strengths and weaknesses than we are. What on earth do you expect? For us to thank you for your divine wisdom, and to bow to your superior knowledge based solely on the fact that you're an Ohio graduate? I don't know whether to be pissed off or to laugh at you. We spend every week watching games and then dissecting the games. We are realistic about what's going on. We've been calling for Borges' head since the Akron game. It's a general consensus now. A lot of rational people recognize that Hoke's off-season decisions will determine his future, not the outcome of this season in particular, but my point remains the same. So assuming that we aren't fully aware of what's going on is naive, and that's the kindest word I can muster. And for the record, I always post from my phone. Turns out, it is possible to be grammatically correct using a mobile device.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] That sounds awesome [Body]

Output: Actually.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] I always [Body]

Output: Appreciated his offense. I never appreciated his defense. The units speak for themselves.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 day ago [Title] It is located in a city owned [Body]

Output: It is located in a city owned park, so I think they are trying to prevent injuries while also keeping the rock clean.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 day ago [Title] Grand Ledge is the only [Body]

Output: Grand Ledge is the only exposed rock in the lower peninsula and is only an hour from Ann Arbor but if you are willing to drive 4 or so hours and have a passport there are a couple climbing options near Toronto (Lions Head and Rattlesnake Point) which are mostly trad routes. Other than that it is either indoor climbing or the 6 hour trip to Kentucky. EDIT: Grand Ledge is all top roping so keep that in mind if you decide to head there for a day.


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Just because we are engineers [Body]

Output: Just because we are engineers doesn't mean we are happy with our jobs


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] I'm a manufacturing tech [Body]

Output: I'm a manufacturing tech major and I got my internship by getting in contact with my local chapter of SPE (society of plastic engineers). Reach out to as many trade groups as you can, all of them have contacts and usually enjoy helping students.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Alabama is going to repeat as [Body]

Output: Alabama is going to repeat as national champs. we are going to win the big ten. this was just a preseason game


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] I love the non outlined [Body]

Output: I love the non outlined numbers and the block M's on the shoulders, just wish there wasn't the (neon) maize stripe.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Hanging out at Bell's [Body]

Output: Hanging out at Bell's drinking Two Hearted while watching some blue grass bands. Start a new internship on Monday. Great Saturday.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] My guess is that they are [Body]

Output: My guess is that they are covering them to protect the seats from the dust and other potential dust related hazards.


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Yes, I like that we can honor [Body]

Output: Yes, I like that we can honor more of the past legends with patches. Patches must be made to look better though, and what happens when two greats wore the same number (see #1 jersey)


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Man City til I die! [Body]

Output: Man City til I die!


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Cool to see someone else in [Body]

Output: Cool to see someone else in the MGoCommunity went down to NPE this year.


Input: [Date] 3 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Could never root for a team [Body]

Output: Could never root for a team whose primary color is red. Go City!


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Title] http://www.stingtalk.com/foru [Body]

Output: http://www.stingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44426 Link to a work around for espn3 stream


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Game is on espn3.com, happy [Body]

Output: Game is on espn3.com, happy opening day everyone


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Title] There is something on the [Body]

Output: There is something on the board titled "Very OT: Happy Oberon Day"


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Title] This is essentially the story [Body]

Output: This is essentially the story behind why I am here.


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Rooting for Ohio was worth [Body]

Output: Rooting for Ohio was worth it!!!!!!!!!!!


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] /s? [Body]

Output: /s?


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Title of the DetNews article [Body]

Output: Title of the DetNews article says he is not going to transfer, maybe change your title to reflect that a little more.


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] The reason you only gets [Body]

Output: The reason you only gets points dating back till 1993 is because that is only how long the ticket offices records go back to.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Title] USA USA USA USA, not sure [Body]

Output: USA USA USA USA, not sure there should have been that much stoppage time even with the keeper laying on the ground for forever, I will take the win though


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Feelings are awesome [Body]

Output: Feelings are awesome


Input: [Date] 3 years 33 weeks ago [Title] posted from iPhone [Body]

Output: The pdc is almost fully operational, there are only some small things left. The visiting locker room is now in the um old locker rooms


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Title] I would like to see a post [Body]

Output: I would like to see a post gaming with pat from this game


Input: [Date] 3 years 35 weeks ago [Title] posted from iPhone [Body]

Output: This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever read, combines my love for star wars and Michigan football. Beat Ohio


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Title] http://lmgtfy.com/?q=big+ten+ [Body]


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 hours ago [Title] I was hit by a car and [Body]

Output: I was hit by a car and suffered the exact same injuries and a year later I'm still hurting and sore from it. I hope his recovery goes well and that he can come back strong from this.


Input: [Date] 4 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I really want to see one of [Body]

Output: I really want to see one of the Schlecks do well but I don't see them having the TT times to be able to win it. I am super dissapointed to see all the crashes in this years tour, so many major players have withdrawn and it makes the tour a lot less interesting. I was hoping after a strong Tour of California Chris Horner would have a strong showing in France but now that team Radioshack only has 5 members still in the race my hopes are dashed. The bright spot of the tour has been the strength of Garmin Cervelo and it was awesome to see Thor show he isn't just a sprinter.


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Title] posted from iPhone [Body]

Output: Per a source inside the university this is not the design they will be using. It was thought of as a design but it will NOT be the ones we will be wearing.


Input: [Date] 8 min 18 sec ago [Body] Says the guy who clicked all eight Baumgardner articles. So you say he's doing his job? [Title]

Output: Says the guy who clicked all


Input: [Date] 17 hours 57 min ago [Body] Am I the only one who doesn't care about this? Let's just win some damn football games. This isn't a dick measuring contest. [Title]

Output: Am I the only one who doesn't


Input: [Date] 1 day 21 hours ago [Body] In fairness that's all they can really afford. [Title]

Output: In fairness that's all they


Input: [Date] 1 day 23 hours ago [Body] Brb trying to come up with some conceivable scenario in which Toys 'R' Us is our rival. [Title]

Output: Brb trying to come up with


Input: [Date] 2 days 18 hours ago [Body] Who? [Title]

Output: Who?


Input: [Date] 3 days 4 hours ago [Body] Ok yeah I'm ready for September 3rd now. [Title]

Output: Ok yeah I'm ready for


Input: [Date] 3 days 18 hours ago [Body] Is this gonna be a dirty recruitment or what? Serious quesiton, on behalf of those who don't really follow recruiting. [Title]

Output: Is this gonna be a dirty


Input: [Date] 3 days 23 hours ago [Body] Jim Fucking Hackett's Athletic Department, ladies and gentlemen. [Title]

Output: Jim Fucking Hackett's


Input: [Date] 4 days 9 min ago [Body] I won't believe it's legal until the experts from the Tom Brady thread tell me that it is. [Title]

Output: I won't believe it's legal


Input: [Date] 4 days 17 hours ago [Body] Even if you were innocent of the allegations against you, and doing so would clear your very public name and reputation? [Title]

Output: Even if you were innocent of


Input: [Date] 4 days 19 hours ago [Body] Someone cannot read. The NFL offer to Brady was that he hand over his phone TO HIS LAWYER, who would select the relevant texts and emails and forward them on the NFL. That still wasn't good enough for Brady. Those standing behind "privacy" in defending him are insane. He wasn't being asked to walk into Goddell's office and hand him his iPhone with unfettered access to Gisele's nudes. [Title]

Output: Someone cannot read. The NFL


Input: [Date] 6 days 8 min ago [Body] Dude... [Title]

Output: Dude...


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I don't believe anybody has it better than us. [Title]

Output: I don't believe anybody has


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Eh, I mean it worked out pretty well for the Mets and Jeff Wilp- [Title]

Output: Eh, I mean it worked out


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Reminds me of when Dave Brandon compared Brady Hoke to Nick Saban in his powerful manifesto. [Title]

Output: Reminds me of when Dave


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] Academic issues must be serious if he ended up at Tuskegee? [Title]

Output: Academic issues must be


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Body] "But make sure you leave the barcode in there!" - this guy, probably. [Title]

Output: "But make sure you leave the


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] This. Why would the NFL be scared about pending litigation? They print money. That's not an issue. If they get taken to court they're likely to win. This whole situation is just fucking dumb and proves how much of a spineless tool Goddell is - he's just making the rounds and seeing what everybody else wants him to do. [Title]

Output: This. Why would the NFL be


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] You must not be an MLS fan. [Title]

Output: You must not be an MLS fan.


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Body] Well they were flying "Jet Express" for one. [Title]

Output: Well they were flying "Jet


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] So I'll just come out and say it: these are the kind of people that give Wal-Mart Wolverines a bad name. [Title]

Output: So I'll just come out and say


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] It's too bad he couldn't line up against Hamilton Tiger-Cat legend Tate Forcier. [Title]

Output: It's too bad he couldn't line


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] I'm feeling skinny Tony! [Title]

Output: I'm feeling skinny Tony!


Input: [Date] 1 week 4 days ago [Body] That'll teach O$U!!!!!!! Take that title back from ColDUMPus!!!! GO BLUE!!!!!! [Title]

Output: Bucnutz


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] thebucksarenuts? Really? [Title]

Output: thebucksarenuts? Really?


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Wait, you named your kid Braylon? Don't give WD any crazy ideas. [Title]

Output: Wait, you named your kid


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] Penn State 2013. [Title]

Output: Penn State 2013.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] How many ADs have been fired for performance? [Title]

Output: How many ADs have been fired


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Title]

Output: (No subject)


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] We also didn't have games vs. Delaware State, San Diego State, or Appalachain State in the past. [Title]

Output: We also didn't have games vs.


Input: [Date] 1 week 2 days ago [Title] I think the nfl should follow [Body]

Output: I think the nfl should follow its own rules. That means a 25,000 dollar fine for the team. If they can remake the rule book whenever they want why have a rulebook?


Input: [Date] 1 week 3 days ago [Title] So you think a player that [Body]

Output: So you think a player that transfers from Florida never has anything bad to say about Florida? I find it likely that they talk just as much you just don't care to ready everything a former Florida player has to say about that program when they leave..


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The difference is one was in [Body]

Output: The difference is one was in a game with pitchers trying to be around the plate and missing hitting batters instead. This is a coach trying to intentionaly hurt a player for saying things they didn't like. Their is a difference.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This. I was wondering if he [Body]

Output: This. I was wondering if he had been accepted to grad school here yet?


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I root for my bracket until [Body]

Output: I root for my bracket until it is shot which doesn't usually take long. Then it is all about the chaos.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] This is kind of painfull [Body]

Output: This is kind of painfull rooting for ND to save my bracket when I would rather see them lose.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] So did I. Hopefully they pull [Body]

Output: So did I. Hopefully they pull away soon.....


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I need Iowa State to pick it [Body]

Output: I need Iowa State to pick it up a bit. My bracket is shot if they go down today.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Much better d in the paint [Body]

Output: Much better d in the paint last few trips.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Air Aubrey !! [Body]

Output: Air Aubrey !!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Way to go Doyle fuck Frank! [Body]

Output: Way to go Doyle fuck Frank!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Then turn your t.v off and [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v off and stop posting.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Big two minutes hear. Need to [Body]

Output: Big two minutes hear. Need to hang tough.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Wow the refs can whistle [Body]

Output: Wow the refs can whistle wisky


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] How the hell is that now a [Body]

Output: How the hell is that now a foul


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Zack feeling it!!!! [Body]

Output: Zack feeling it!!!!


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Doyle not looking good so [Body]

Output: Doyle not looking good so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He is doing ok so far. [Body]

Output: He is doing ok so far.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Its game time time. We need [Body]

Output: Its game time time. We need Max to step up big. I think he has it in him for a big game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] In eight seasons you have [Body]

Output: In eight seasons you have seen one play out of a timeout succeed? I am not a basketbal geniuse but I think Beilein does a pretty good job calling set plays out of timeouts. I could be wrong I haven't looked up the stats on it or anything but as a novice watching the games he seems to do pretty well.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If Walton is healthy enough [Body]

Output: If Walton is healthy enough to play you bring him off the bench to spell Spike and Maar. It could be a big help just getting those two a couple of extra minutes of rest. Wisconsin is also vulnerable to dribble penatration and Walton brings more of that to the game than Spike. But I don't think it is realistic to expect Walton to play more than 10-12 minutes off the bench in this game.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Gotta love that . [Body]

Output: Gotta love that .


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Then turn your t.v/radio that [Body]

Output: Then turn your t.v/radio that will save you the trouble of watching the rest of the season.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is [Body]

Output: I know I am not a world famous athlete so it is apples to oranges but I am not sure I would want my son to be famous for anything at the age of ten. I would prefer he just play ball and develop without the pressure of being compared to me already.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I agree. Remember Brian has [Body]

Output: I agree. Remember Brian has stated he is running for Regent in the next election. Is this the way someone who wants to help run the University should behave in relation to its students? Calling out a horrible idea totally fair game. "Jokeing" about ruining anyone who agrees with a idea you don't like not so much.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Would you write a sermon [Body]

Output: Would you write a sermon about one of your church members like this blog post if they had put forth a bad idea in a church board meeting? Then go on twitter and tweet out their twitter handle with the hash tag excominicate Bob Joe parishoner? When you hold young adults accountable do you do it by holding therm up for ridicule and a mob to help ridicule after your done? Their is a difference between calling someone out for a bad idea wich is fair game justr like Ace did and being a jerk Brian is being a jerk in this. Brian of bringing down Dave Brandon fame is "joking " about ruining peoples careers if they support a idea he doesn't like. This is the behavior of someone who has announced their intention to run for regent of the univeristy. Do you really think this blog post is how someone who wants to help run the university should respond to its students?


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This so much this!!! [Body]

Output: This so much this!!!


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I find it funny that you [Body]

Output: I find it funny that you choose to join the site today on signing day of all days then tell us all 9 times (congrats on that by the way) to evaluate our lifes because we follow recruiting closely.


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Ira saying on the radio Weber [Body]

Output: Ira saying on the radio Weber is their but he is weighing his options while waiting for his parents....


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Sam just said on the radio [Body]

Output: Sam just said on the radio that he is hearing that Weber is just getting to the signing ceremony. So people claiming his loi is in to ohio probably jumping the gun.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The Innkeepers [Body]

Output: good tension horror flick


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I miss Stauskas already [Body]

Output: That through the legs dribble step back three against wisconsin. Im drooling again


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] magical [Body]

Output: double post


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] In this age [Body]

Output: Why are these adjustments being made after the fact? Concussions protocol is well known, and the fact that there is no official oversight is baffling.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] First glasgow vid [Body]

Output: doesnt match with the text


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 1 day ago [Title] How does a 4 star linebacker [Body]

Output: Only have 1 scholly offer? I dont understand, even as a 2016


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] That was pretty great [Body]

Output: matched up perfectly


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Great Article [Body]

Output: Gonna be strange next year when he's not around


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] first game i can watch [Body]

Output: go blue!


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] +1 for TVotR mention [Body]

Output: But I don't really think piped in music ever fits. Band > *


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Tiers FTW [Body]

Output: Anything that gets rid of baby seal U games get a +1 from me.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 22 hours ago [Body] There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison. [Title]

Output: Nain Rouge


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Well crap. I can't read apparently. [Title]

Output: Well crap. I can't read


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares. [Title]

Output: I'm referring to the


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak. [Title]

Output: Then there's this


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 35 min ago [Body] If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic. [Title]

Output: That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home. [Title]

Output: Explained in this article


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened. [Title]

Output: It wasn't really an attempt


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Zingerman's is overrated. [Title]

Output: Zingerman's is massively


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.). [Title]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Double post. [Title]

Output: Stupid mouse


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument. [Title]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No. [Title]

Output: Give it up


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district. [Title]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Body] People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack [Title]

Output: Uniquenames are hit and miss


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Body] This was the Blue Water to Port Huron. [Title]

Output: It wasn't


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Body] But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore. [Title]

Output: It's still said


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self. [Title]

Output: Someone else can better explain this


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Body] There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked [Title]

Output: As someone who was a student pre and post renovations


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely. [Title]

Output: It shouldn't matter, but it does


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place. [Title]

Output: I won't shit on him for lowering prices


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] It's in Flint. Link. [Title]

Output: 3:00 PM


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Body] See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket. [Title]

Output: I'd add one other thing


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate. [Title]

Output: You want an actual rebuttal?


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 24 min ago [Body] I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one. [Title]

Output: Except it's not


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Body] If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing. [Title]

Output: Hey Dave


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] As of about five minutes ago. [Title]

Output: It's over 10,000


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Body] H/T 11 Warriors [Title]

Output: This remains one of the best things ever posted


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked. [Title]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back. [Title]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Body] A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else... [Title]

Output: Possibly quite long?


Input: [Date] 3 years 34 weeks ago [Title] Andy Staples [Body]

Output: Andy Staples said Houston will fall behind Michigan...just fyi.


Input: [Date] 4 years 13 weeks ago [Title] @MgoSoftball [Body]

Output: I was just curious of what you think of Amy Knapp? She was a few years before me and graduated with my sister. Becky Marx graduated a couple years before me, so I try to follow Lakeshore girls as much as possible. I know Amy is still young, but I was just curious on what you expectations are for her. Thanks for any input.


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Kinda OT to this thread [Body]

Output: I didnt think this was worth its own thread, but since we are on the topic of RR, he is going to be in on HBO. It is going to be focusing on Pay for Play on March 30th. "Two long-form segments anchor the program, setting the stage for an extended roundtable panel hosted by Bryant Gumbel and featuring former University of Michigan head football coach Rich Rodriguez, outspoken college basketball commentator Billy Packer, print journalist Jason Whitlock of FoxSports.com and former Ivy League Athletics Commissioner Jeff Orleans. The group will address a host of issues relating to the NCAA and the regulation of its 1,055 member schools. """ " ""''' :" It seems like it may involve Auburn. It should be interesting nontheless. http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/hbo-interviews-another-former-auburn-player-29585 EARLY EDIT: I know its a couple days old, but I didnt think it was worth its own thread. Also, I'm really drunk so I'm just going to say sorry to the Grammer nazis.


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Take me to bolivia... [Body]

Output: I have no idea if this is a stupid question or not, so I'm expecting the worst. Has DROB ever said why he wants to be a QB? Does he really care if he runs 20 times a game? I've never heard him say I want to be an NFL QB like that other guy. I know he can run all over a defense and that is something a coach would like to use, but does he care if he runs? I guess my real question is, if Denard never ran once all year(would never happen) would that bother him if he still gets to play QB?


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Title] OSU... [Body]

Output: might not run the spread that Michigan has the last 3 years, but they have had spread quarterbacks. Troy Smith and T.Pryor could both make plays with their feet when they needed to. To say OSU runs lloydball is not even close. I'm not bringing up what we ALL already know about our defense when facing spread QBs. I guess when I think of lloydball its a picture of a statue QB that has zero chance to run past the line of scrimmage.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: the job isn't desirable, but what is the likelyhood of success? The term "Michigan Man" has been spewed all over the media. Why would ANY non-Michigan Man want to coach Michigan? Because its a challenge? lol...thats a joke. All they see is a great school that can recruit nationally, but you better have success in 3 years or your done. The word progress is also different in AA from 3 to 5 to 7 wins isnt progress. You also will have local media against you every step you take, so don't talk with an accent or anything. On top of that you have this fanbase that will never be happy no matter what you do...National Championship or bust. I guess appy state and 3-9 havent made you all realize all the negatives to being the coach at UM.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] You do realize... [Body]

Output: You just described RR...unless you want to take out "Understands what Michigan is all about." Just depends what side of the fence your on.


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Title] If... [Body]

Output: If...West Virginia wasnt scared to death about their future football program, I'm sure we would have read this same thread with RR taking place of Les Miles. Minus the clock issues and the oversigning.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Iz [Body]

Output: glaad to understaand that gramer be more important than a gurls death.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Yeah [Body]

Output: your right, you just posted pics to make light of the situation. I'm glad your getting negged, and no it wasnt me.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] I don't give [Body]

Output: I don't give a shit if there was a cover-up, thats not my place to control anything. For some reason some think that a cover-up is MORE important than a girl dying. Some people would rather make light of a girl dying by posting stupid pics, so they can get pos-banged. Its a sick sad world we live in.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Sad... [Body]

Output: I know you got like 87.6% of your points by posting pics, but really? A girl killed herself! This is rather disgusting. You should should be ashamed of yourself.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, just no.... [Body]

Output: "We do know that the woman making the accusation committed suicide, most likely because of the stress resulting from the incident." I'm pretty sure more people care about that girl that killed herself, than covering anything up. Irish came off as a smug dick who was giddy that it wasnt rape.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] Lexi Zimmerman... [Body]

Output: Lexi Zimmerman is a beast, and I mean that in the most girly way. Err...Lexi Zimmerman is really really good.


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Title] I just hope... [Body]

Output: I just hope they don't hold a grudge, for you know, beating their conference champ by 20.


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Heres a link... [Body]

Output: Just googled it, in case you want to see everyone on the team. http://www.sportswriters.net/fwaa/news/2010/allamerica101211.html


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] WHAT!!! [Body]

Output: Its year 4 we better make the NCAA tourney! Why is our team so young in year 4? If Manny wouldnt have left we would have had one of the best players in the big ten, stupid JB ran him off thats why. All we have is skinny white guys that can't make a 3 if their lives depended on it. 1-3-1 What a joke, it doesnt stop anybody. FIRE JB! Actually, I'd be really happy with an NIT bid. This team is really young, and they WILL have ups and downs. The B10 is wicked tough this year, asking for anything more than an NIT bid is asking for trouble(see above) With that said, they have some strong peices that are only going to get better. JB has this team going in the right direction, and they will get there. This year they will be fun to watch, since you really have no idea what will happen. Last year it was two guys who score and you prayed some one else would have a good game. This year you really dont know whos going to break out.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] USMC... [Body]

Output: There is probably nothing worse than having a slumping football team while in the Military. Everybody talks crap about your team. Too many people from too many states. Best part was my roommate was a huge florida fan, and was suckin off tebow before the cap 1 bowl. 2nd best part was I missed watching the Appy state game because I had duty.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I just need to vent and say this... [Body]

Output: I can't hate RR because I LOVE this team. I pretty much plan out how much I need to drink in order to watch the defense, but its that one play they make out of 20 that makes me so proud of them. Its that couple offensive possesions in the game where I think if we stop killing ourselves we can beat anyone. Its Lewan hate riding donkeys. Its the Mike Martin Hulk smash. Its EVERYTIME Denard smiles. It just feels to me, if I'm against RR I'm against everything that is good right now. I feel like if I bail on RR, I'm bailing on this team that I love to death. I don't really care if RR and Bo are anything alike. I don't care if RR and Lloyd are anything alike. I do know RR has put most of this team together, and yes they drop easy passes, and they make stupid personal fouls, and they turn the ball over way too much, and they cant tackle, and they cant cover receivers, and they cant kick field goals, and probably a million other things. I love this team. I can already hear "How far we have fallen" so be it, I couldn't care less, I love this team. Whatever keeps this team together fighting for each other, I'm all for. I know its year 3 and we got OMG ran over by osu, and our defense seems to be getting worse, and our offense isnt scoring on nearly every drive even though we put up a buzzilion yards. I still do not care. I also dont care about grammer obviously (don't) I wasnt a smart enof for UM, so I gots to go to Iraq for two years instead. lol. Again, sorry had to vent.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Umm... [Body]

Output: For all those people saying he dropped a couple, do you remember Braylon? Nothing against the guy, but I'm pretty sure he was known for dropping easy passes. I'm not saying anyone deserves the #1 jersey, but at least remember as good as BE was he dropped more than enough easy passes. Also, if your one of those people that keep putting stipulations on things, like the only reason it happened is because of the offense your going to be in for a looong terrible horrible next few years. Records will/have been broken, and I'll smile at each one.


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Title] LOL... [Body]

Output: No QB controversy? Why? I'm pretty sure RR has said whoever gives the team the best chance to win will play. I'm kinda drunk but against good defense it seems Tate gives us the best chance. Nard Dog is a great runner and a decent passer, while Tater is a good passer and a good runner. For one OP if Tate had started the last 2 games I'm sure they would have been closer. I know hindsight is 20/20 but I've been yelling for Tate for the last 1.5 games. If your going to ditch the run like during the MSU game put Tate in. Ok let me just break it down if D-Rob is averaging 5 yards a carry, put Tate in. Game over. I know people get caught up in "OMG Heisman" but Tate it the better QB. I know it hurts to admit but its the truth. D-Rob can break down weak, young defenses, but mature smart ones will kill him. Tate QB1 DROB RB1=more points then the other team. Please prove me wrong....bet you cant.


Input: [Date] 4 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Yeah [Body]

Output: Yeah they are just picking by the spread. Wojo picked us: Michigan 38, Bowling Green 22. So I doubt any of them are actually picking us to lose.


Input: [Date] 4 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Nothing... [Body]

Output: to see here, Captain beat me to it.


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Nothing really. [Body]

Output: Its TMZ for sports, some of the stuff is interesting. After this though I doubt I ever go to that site again. Again it was just something that has not been posted and lets people that read that site know not to.


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Title] forgot the link [Body]

Output: http://www.usmc.mil/news/publications/Documents/MCO%206200.1E%20W%20CH%2... In case you dont believe me.


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Title] I'll end this right now [Body]

Output: d. Black Flag (WBGTI of 90°F and above). All nonessential physical activity will be halted for all units. Thats the rules for the U.S. Marine Corps. OSU is being safe, so nobody gets seriously injured. Theres NO reason to say haha what bitches. As much as I hate them, they are just being safe. It has nothing to do with who is more badass.


Input: [Date] 4 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Serious question [Body]

Output: Serious question, whats the worst that can happen? A couple scholarships lost, RR gets his recruiting time reduced, and another year of probation on top of what was self-imposed? RR is still going to be the coach this year. If we win like everyone is expecting 8-4ish, the reduced recruiting time won't have much impact I would think. Scholarship loss will always hurt a little. Probation for another year or so SHOULD have little affect. EDIT EARLY: I'm almost three sheets to the wind so there is probably things spelled wrong, but I don't care.


Input: [Date] 5 years 1 week ago [Title] I guess I have the worst taste... [Body]

Output: on MGoBlog. jessie's girl lol...Not a secret I hide from my friends. Extreme 'More Than Words" if I remember correctly thats just saying you have to sleep with me to prove you love me. Miley Cyrus is a whore...sorry. Weird Al was somewhat acceptable in the 90's, ok not at all actually. My SUPER SECRET song would probably be Air Supply "All Out of Love". I'm going to go hide for the next month until everyone forgets.


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Title] I know when you bring... [Body]

Output: up Mgopoints its pretty much a huge negbang which I dont really care, but how do you check who negged you? I'm actually really curious on whoever negged me and there opinion on which they negged me. Was it because I thought the D would give up less yards, or that I think Tate is our best punter?


Input: [Date] 5 years 3 weeks ago [Title] Fact [Body]

Output: Doubt we get as many sacks, but i think the defense gives up less yards. FoF: Tate is the first string punter.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Nain Rouge [Body]

Output: There might be one or two stories that pop up when the news gets slow in Detroit, but nain rouge definitely wins that comparison.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Well crap. I can't read [Body]

Output: Well crap. I can't read apparently.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'm referring to the [Body]

Output: I'm referring to the misspelled version being included on the considered list and the correct spelling being put on the not considered list, but if the misspelled is included solely based on the reasoning provided then who cares.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Then there's this [Body]

Output: "Abominable snowmen" is on the not considered list, but "abdominal snowmen" is on the considered list with the reasoning "because fuck it why not, it's basically the north pole there" Solid spellchecking, NoDak.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Title] That Colgate game was my first ever at Yost [Body]

Output: If I remember correctly Michigan dominated the game and Colgate's goalie put on a clinic.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Explained in this article [Body]

Output: Explained in this article. Essentially, he wasn't doing well in class, wanted to play a higher level of football, and wanted to move back some place that was warmer/closer to home.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It wasn't really an attempt [Body]

Output: It was more of a survey. The idea was pitched to the group by the Maize Rage and The Zone, if I remember correctly. The results ended up being 2-1 or 3-1 in favor of not going official (which is exactly how it should be). Even if they inexplicably had been in favor I doubt it would have happened.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Zingerman's is massively [Body]

Output: Zingerman's is overrated.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Because if I had a kid (and I [Body]

Output: Because if I had a kid (and I don't), I could teach him (or her) a lesson using parenting skills that I would never dream of doing to another kid (i.e. I can't ground someone else's kid for a month, take away priveleges, etc.).


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Stupid mouse [Body]

Output: Double post.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Your PS line makes no sense. [Body]

Output: Your PS line makes no sense. Of course you're not going to call the police if your kid destroyed your property. Except in this case it was someone else's property. Invalid argument.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Give it up [Body]

Output: The Pointes also banned Poles during that time as well. I'm well over half Polish and never had a problem while growing up. People know the history, and the vast majority put it behind them because it just doesn't matter as much anymore. It is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. Those days are dead. Is there still a sense of entitlement? Absolutely. Are you going to be run out of town for being Jewish/Black/etc.? No.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Grosse Pointe South is fine. [Body]

Output: Grosse Pointe South is fine. North has had its issues over the past few years and was never as good as South (note: I went to South so bias does play a bit of a role). It's slid backwards a bit since I left (late 2000s) but it's still a good district.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Uniquenames are hit and miss [Body]

Output: People who have worked at Michigan in the past (like Tolbert) but are no longer around still have uniquenames. For example, Hunter Lochmann still has a uniquename even though he is no longer working at Michigan. Ty Wheatley Sr. also has a uniquename, but he's listed as an alum. The interesting one is Fred Jackson, who, if this is accurate, is listed as a retiree. https://mcommunity.umich.edu/#profile:fredjack


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It wasn't [Body]

Output: This was the Blue Water to Port Huron.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's still said [Body]

Output: But almost no one remembers that particular gesture anymore.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Someone else can better explain this [Body]

Output: But it's my understanding that Dekers essentially got absorbed by the AD. It still exists, but as a shell of its former self.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Title] As someone who was a student pre and post renovations [Body]

Output: There was a noticeable difference going into the 2012-13 season from the previous year. The whole place just felt different, and not in a good way. And that was before the team tanked


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] It shouldn't matter, but it does [Body]

Output: I fully agree that, in the end, his intention shouldn't matter. Unfortuantely, he's driven a wedge so deep in between himself and students/alumni/fans that decisions like this are questioned almost instantly, even though they should be looked upon in a positive light. It's hard for people to overlook being misled/blown off at almost every turn and not question something like this, especially given the timing. Is it right? Not necessarily. Is it understandable? Absolutely.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I won't shit on him for lowering prices [Body]

Output: Good for him. It's about time. And credit to him for finally getting that part right, even if I don't entirely believe that he did this on his own. I will, however, shit on him for not pursuing this relationship with students in the first place. He never should have waited four years to do stuff like this. He never should have blown them off in the first place. It's too late to call this relationship "important" and not be laughed at. If it were actually important, he shouldn't have destroyed it in the first place.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] 3:00 PM [Body]

Output: It's in Flint. Link.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'd add one other thing [Body]

Output: See if they'd be willing to scrap the validation fee required for the student section. That should eliminate a few (or a lot) of the no shows since students can sell their tickets, and those who buy won't have to worry about paying an extra $40 or $50 in addition to the ticket.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] You want an actual rebuttal? [Body]

Output: Fine. Here. The Free Press report was full of holes, misconstrued quotes, and other irregularities (to put it nicely). The entire student body knew it and therefore didn't take it seriously. Perhaps you forgot that the old BOX house put up a sign that said "Rosenberg punches dolphins" in response to the story. Athletics never gave anyone a real reason to protest those games because everyone involved knew the article was crap. Contrast that with the attitude of the athletic department since Brandon has taken over. The students have been treated like crap. Donors feel alienated. The only ones who seem to be happy are the athletes themselves (I don't blame them for that) and those who have an obscene amount of money to donate.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Except it's not [Body]

Output: I've wanted Brandon gone since 2012. And I know I'm not the only one.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Hey Dave [Body]

Output: If your relationship with the students was actually "outstanding" then they wouldn't be protesting at the president's house calling for your resignation/firing.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It's over 10,000 [Body]

Output: As of about five minutes ago.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This remains one of the best things ever posted [Body]

Output: H/T 11 Warriors


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yes, but if the band alone is [Body]

Output: Yes, but if the band alone is responsible for getting a Weather Channel anchor to show up then I'll be shocked.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yes, because Michigan really [Body]

Output: Yes, because Michigan really needs someone from the Weather Channel to create a wow experience at halftime. That's definitely going to create a good memory for everyone and make them want to come back.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Possibly quite long? [Body]

Output: A large portion of the student body would line up for that, as would most recent alumni. Then add everyone else...


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Sat with a giant pack of Utah [Body]

Output: Stood with a giant pack of Utah fans in section 1 at the end. The ones I talked to while waiting in Crisler loved the arena as well.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 5 days ago [Title] How did the hipster burn his tongue? [Body]

Output: He sipped his coffee before it was cool. For reference, there are a ton of great ones in the comments here.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 5 days ago [Title] In that vein [Body]

Output: A baby seal walks into a club.


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The lack of a track is only [Body]

Output: The lack of a track is only going to increase the intimidation factor there. They did a good job with the renovations.


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Sark's at USC [Body]

Output: Petersen is now the coach there.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Last year was the perfect storm [Body]

Output: Dortmund suffered a ton of injuries and slipped up enough to allow Bayern to win a lot earlier than everyone would have expected, even with that long unbeaten run. Given that Martinez is out with a torn ACL and there's no way BVB suffers another injury crisis like that, I expect it to be a lot closer this year.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Still waiting... [Body]

Output: One more week until Bundesliga starts (at least the Pokal starts this weekend), but for EPL, go Liverpool.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Found part of it [Body]

Output: I'm not going to track down the rest of it since it's likely the teams in question would be on this list. Obviously Akron, Kansas State, and Rugters are no longer (or shortly won't be) on this list. Link. Edit: Cincinnati also drops off the list come 2017.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 3 days ago [Title] You can forget about Oregon State [Body]

Output: They're on the schedule next year as a one off home game. But your point still stands.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 4 days ago [Title] It's on GolTV [Body]

Output: Good luck finding it anywhere.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Yes, it's taking a [Body]

Output: "Yes, it's taking a game away but you're ticket is still good. You just have to drive 3 hours." Great! So the money that people spent on tickets just went up a lot more because now, in addition to the ticket they already paid for, they have to pay for gas, food, and quite possibly lodging, instead of having the game at Yost like everyone expected. That's a bait and switch. And that's bullshit.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Wrong analogy [Body]

Output: Yes the Madrid-United match was a great way to expand the sport in the US but neither one of those teams gave up a home match to play over here. It was part of a pre-season tour and was solely marketing based. This, on the other hand, would be fine if they hadn't ended season ticket renewals five days before announcing it. A bunch of other people have beaten that to death at this point, but that's the main problem. Factor in that you just removed one of the two best games on the home calendar and it's a huge slap in the face to everyone who bought season tickets.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Here's a student specific one [Body]

Output: 4 of those 15 non-exhibition games occur during a break. The Renssalaer series is during Thanksgiving break, while the Wisconsin home series is during the first weekend of spring break. That schedule is beyond pathetic.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The attendance for that game [Body]

Output: The attendance for that game was slightly over 12,000. I'm not joking.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 days ago [Title] They did this for the Winter [Body]

Output: They did this for the Winter Classic as well. I can't say I'm totally surprised.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] So we can't expect him to [Body]

Output: So we can't expect him to depcapitate a goalie? Darn.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Yes. FOX (the main station) [Body]

Output: Yes. FOX (the main station) has it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] There are a ton of tickets on [Body]

Output: There are a ton of tickets on Stubhub (there were over 4,700 last night when I checked). In other news, Cristiano Ronaldo is now going to be at the game. Link


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] What? [Body]

Output: Detroit already has museums, an aquarium, and transportation—granted, this is the barest transportation system possible and it sucks. The DIA is a major attraction for the art scene—hence the huge fight to keep it away from a potential sell-off. The Science Center has re-opened thanks to a massive donation and is in good health. The aquarium is running again after having been closed for a number of years. With the exception of transportation, you're targeting the wrong areas for improvement. Look at schools and blight/crime in the neighborhoods, not museums.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] It was originally [Body]

Output: The original plan called for a capacity of 18,500. Now, however, it's going to have a capacity of about 20,000 seats.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Can't link via mobile [Body]

Output: But they (SEMCOG) have already purchased the equipment and have been refurbishing the cars for the line. Target date to start is 2016.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Let's see you invest in it, [Body]

Output: Let's see you invest in it then. You can do whatever you want in any number of areas. Edit: You're not wrong, there are many more important areas that need attending to besides an arena. But there's no reason to complain about a massive development that will help spur an area that's been deslolate since at least the 1980s.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] I'd post "Oh wie ist das schön" as well [Body]

Output: But I can't find a video of it that isn't thoroughly annoying.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Well that was enjoyable. [Body]

Output: Well that was enjoyable.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] You'd guess correctly. Auf [Body]

Output: You'd guess correctly. Auf gehts (or, to go with the dialect of my avatar, Pack ma's)!


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Cards reset after the quarterfinals [Body]

Output: One could be suspended for the semifinals via card accumulation (which is why Thiago Silva is out), but yellow cards are reset after the quarterfinals in order to ensure that no one is suspended for the final via card accumulation.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] Fair point [Body]

Output: I can understand that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] I dunno [Body]

Output: Saying Klinsmann's style is un-American and that he should have been fired if the US had not made it out of the group stage is quite irrational. That and the fact that he's going to be doing games with Gus Johnson in 2018 is going to piss off a ton of people. Anyone who makes Gus look good on soccer broadcasts (at this point in time) should not be doing them.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] For reference [Body]

Output: The Dutch flat out failed to qualify in 2002. This led to a documentary from a couple of Dutch filmmakers creating a documentary about the two worst teams in the world at that point (Bhutan and Montserrat) called The Other Final. It's worth watching if you have a chance just to see what it's like at the low end of the FIFA rankings. Argentina also didn't get out of the group stage in 2002. Germany, Brazil, and Mexico are the only ones to have done it in the modern format. Argentina (and I bet a few others) did it when there was a second round of group games awhile back.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] Yes, but [Body]

Output: Watching Shawn Hunwick stonewall North Dakota in 2011 remains one of my favorite memories while in school. It's not like it always backfires.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Hooray! Larkin to Detroit! [Body]

Output: Hooray! Larkin to Detroit!


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Yep. As for the transfer bit, [Body]

Output: Yep. As for the transfer bit, there's a discussion ongoing about whether that holds up (transfers are apparently covered under article 23, not 22) so that should be interesting to follow as well. EDIT: FIFA have said that he can transfer between clubs. That answers that question.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] The bigger question becomes [Body]

Output: The bigger question becomes whether or not those nine games are only for competitive matches. I would think that friendlies are included in that number, but not counting friendlies would be the harshest way to implement it (and probably the right one, too). EDIT: Yanked from Liverpool's SB Nation site: The player Luis Suárez is to be suspended for nine (9) official matches. The first match of this suspension is to be served in the upcoming FIFA World Cup™ fixture between Colombia and Uruguay on 28 June 2014. The remaining match suspensions shall be served in Uruguay’s next FIFA World Cup match(es), as long as the team qualifies, and/or in the representative team’s subsequent official matches in accordance with art. 38 par. 2a) of the FDC. · The player Luis Suárez is banned from taking part in any kind of football-related activity (administrative, sports or any other) for a period of four (4) months in accordance with art. 22 of the FDC. · A stadium ban is pronounced against the player Luis Suárez in accordance with art. 21 of the FDC as follows: the player Luis Suárez is prohibited from entering the confines of any stadium during the period of the ban (point 3). The player Luis Suárez is prohibited from entering the confines of any stadium in which the representative team of Uruguay is playing while he has to serve the nine-match suspension (point 2). To me, it looks like not only can he not appear at any related functions, but this effectively serves as a transfer ban (see the administrative bit in point 2). Well done, FIFA.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] I believe that is 9 FIFA [Body]

Output: I believe that is 9 FIFA related matches. The four month ban is the part to look at, since it essentially rules him out of club matches until the end of October. That isn't a small ban. In my opinion, FIFA actually got this right.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Muntari was already out for today's match [Body]

Output: As a result of yellow card accumulation. So that wouldn't have mattered anyways.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Yes via card accumulation [Body]

Output: Yellow cards don't reset until after the quarterfinals.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] I'd rather watch a game at [Body]

Output: I'd rather watch a game at Yost than at Michigan Stadium. It's much more entertaining.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Really? [Body]

Output: Guess I missed that one. Still, it's not like he did anything against Croatia when he was healthy...


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Form [Body]

Output: He was invisible in the first game against Croatia. No one has made mention of him being injured but most expected him to be dropped for this game.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Now this is more along the [Body]

Output: Now this is more along the lines of what was expected.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] So is Fellaini good again? [Body]

Output: So is Fellaini good again?


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] WOW [Body]

Output: This is surprising.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] And this isn't even early [Body]

Output: And this isn't even early 2013 Lukaku when his confidence was shot and he missed that penalty against Bayern in the UEFA Super Cup. That loan out to Everton might have been the best thing to happen to him.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] They also tried doing it when [Body]

Output: They also tried doing it when Michigan was only up one score too. It was getting messed up a couple of years ago too, if I remember correctly.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Too bad Benteke's out injured [Body]

Output: Or Belgium would be even more of a buzzsaw than they already are.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] I remember that last paragraph's story [Body]

Output: That was a very entertaining beginning to a class. I agree with everything in the above post. Take some time to get to know him and you will probably end up liking him. He is one of the most approachable people I know and will discuss just about anything with you. Doing research with him was one of the highlights of my undergrad life at Michigan.


Input: [Date] 1 year 7 weeks ago [Title] Spam account [Body]


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] Which is why when CSG surveyed [Body]

Output: Which is why when CSG surveyed students last year about how to improve attendance, wifi placed last. Wifi will not solve this problem by itself, and I'm not sure how much it will actually help to be honest.


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] Happy to oblige. [Body]

Output: Happy to oblige.


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] Clearly you missed the [Body]

Output: Clearly you missed the disclaimer a week or so ago about this site becoming a pseudo-World Cup blog for the next month because Brian likes writing about the World Cup. There's your connection. And I think you vastly underestimate the popularity of soccer.


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] One more [Body]

Output: The $10,000 to dress up as Terrelle Pryor at your child's birthday party needs to make a return.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] So you mean 20 years from [Body]

Output: So you mean 20 years from now, right?


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] UCF just won a BCS bowl, [Body]

Output: UCF just won a BCS (Fiesta) bowl, Hawaii trumps App State or Miami (NTM) any day, and Colorado at least has some name recognition. That's easily better than the three we're stuck with this year. It could be much worse, to be honest.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] 2016 has Wisconsin at home [Body]

Output: There's no way that schedule is worse than this year's. As for Lochmann's statement, excuse me while I go bash my head into a wall.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] So has Ronaldo [Body]

Output: He just won it with Manchester United.


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] I saw one around 2:30 here in [Body]

Output: I saw one around 2:30 here in Ann Arbor. Nothing else though (admittedly, I only went outside for about three minutes).


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] Disagree on Howard [Body]

Output: In almost every other group I'd say Howard is the best keeper, but Manuel Neuer is better than Howard. Without Neuer, Bayern doesn't have anywhere near as good of a season as they did this year. That being said, Germany has a ton of injury problems right now (Lars Bender is now out with an injury) and Neuer also has a shoulder injury from the Deutsche Pokal final against Borussia Dortmund. That game is getting progressively more winnable as Germany's players continue to drop like flies.


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] In addition to the game [Body]

Output: That video reminded me how grateful I am we don't have to put up with the vuvuzelas this time around.


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Title] You're thinking of Irish. [Body]

Output: You're thinking of Irish. It'd be nice to have him back at some point.


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Two yellows in 30 seconds for [Body]

Output: Two yellows in 30 seconds for dissent. What an idiot.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] Well when you take an [Body]

Output: Well when you take an unnecessary shot at the people who are helping Burke be financially responsible, don't expect much in the way of pleasantries being directed at you. So there's a connection between Burke being responsible and Joe Dumars passing over him in the draft? Big deal. Who cares. The article itself is interesting and worth a read; the subject line you posted deserves to be negged to death.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Reading comprehension fail on my part [Body]

Output: Yikes.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Pretty sure... [Body]

Output: ...that Notre Dame is a full ACC member in everything except for football now.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] One of his daughters is a student at Michigan [Body]

Output: There's one connection. He's mentioned coming here for football games before.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Klopp won't happen [Body]

Output: Klopp has said he won't leave BVB until 2018 and that was after Barcelona had reportedly expressed interest. Dortmund also said today that Klopp will not be leaving after this year. LVG is probably the most likely candidate for the United job.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Given the financial disaster Portsmouth went through [Body]

Output: Just be happy they still exist!


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] Chris Brass (the guy above) is good [Body]

Output: This one from Germany is better.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] So that was definitely onside [Body]

Output: So that was definitely onside and that was definitely a penalty. Edit: Not a penalty via being out of the box, but definitely a foul.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] When they did the tournament last year... [Body]

Output: ...none of the stadiums sold out. Sun Life was 7,000 people short and that was the closest anyone came. That being said, assuming United don't finish sixth in the EPL table and have to play in the Europa League, it is quite likely this thing packs in most if not all available spots.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] In comes Green! [Body]

Output: Along with a few others.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Free header [Body]

Output: Ouch


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Basing this on other stadiums in the tournament [Body]

Output: Other stadiums hosting games for the International Champions Cup have tickets starting at around $40 for the highest seats and going up to around $130 for field level. Obviously it could be different here given the sheer size difference from the other stadiums, but that's probably a good comparison.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Commentators set as well [Body]

Output: Jim Nantz and Greg Anthony get Michigan-Tennessee and Louisville-Kentucky next Friday. — Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) March 24, 2014


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] The times won't conflict [Body]

Output: The times for the B1G tournament are already set. Michigan plays at 3:00. Thursday's games will feature (3) @umichhockey vs. (6) @PennStateMHKY at 2 pm CT and (4) @OhioState_MHKY vs. (5) @MSU_Hockey at 7 pm. — Big Ten Hockey (@B1GHockey) March 16, 2014


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Those teams could not have done it [Body]

Output: Those teams would not have been able to pull that off simply because Nebraska wasn't a conference member until 2011; therefore, those teams would have only beaten 10 teams, not 11.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] I heard it on TV, but it was [Body]

Output: I heard it on TV, but it was faint. There is a definite difference between the two Yosts though.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Great start! Now somone tell [Body]

Output: Great start! Now somone tell Comcast to shrink the bar at the top so we can see... Also, a clock would be nice...


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Not sure if you're entirely [Body]

Output: Not sure if you're entirely serious about the next one, but Qatar. Which is in the running for "almost as bad as the two countries above."


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] 2018 World Cup [Body]

Output: Sochi is hosting World Cup matches in 2018 as well. Maybe by then everything will be finally done.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] They'd probably use the [Body]

Output: They'd probably use the existing field turf but I can't imagine that the football lines will be left on the pitch. Not matter what, don't care, definitely going to this. Also, the goal posts will likely have to be removed.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Western Michigan [Body]

Output: Western Michigan pre-thunderstorm in 2011 was ridiculously hot. At least the game was entertaining, along with the deluge that came with the storms.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] But when do the dragons show [Body]

Output: But when do the dragons show up?


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Do points still expire in a [Body]

Output: Do points still expire in a year? That was a nice feature.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Thankfully it's a Saturday. [Body]

Output: Thankfully it's a Saturday. Not going to be totally disastrous for those of us in the Eastern Time Zone.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Eh [Body]

Output: Only because I decided to post a mess of an embed attempt and fix it later. Yours is much easier to understand.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Not so fast: [Body]

Output: Not so fast. From Angelique: Sounds good MT @Sean_Callahan: RT @KellisRobinett: KState headed to Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl to face Michigan, according to a source.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Murray has a torn ACL [Body]

Output: He's not coming back.


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Pretty sure this is a cut and [Body]

Output: Pretty sure this is a cut and paste from the thread that caused the WLA purge a while back. Edit: Yep.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Mobile [Body]

Output: The fact that this works via the iPhone app is just great.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] 28-24 Michigan [Body]

Output: 28-24 Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] Given the fact that chitown's [Body]

Output: Given the fact that chitown's now banned, good luck with your last sentence.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] 1500 students is 1/3 of the [Body]

Output: 1500 students is 1/3 of the number of people who bought tickets. That's not a small number. And why in the world should they have to buy regular tickets for a game for which they have already purchased a ticket?


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Against Western at Yost [Body]

Output: Mine's a weird one. For the past few years, the hockey student section has sung the Canadian national anthem prior to the game in honor of the Canadians on the team. Last year, some Western grandma assumed we were being disrespectful and threatened to report us to Michigan's administration. Anyways, we got wind of it, and promptly started singing the anthem straight in her direction. Also started chanting "ugly sweater" at her, because, well, it was a god-awful sweater. Edit: Most games involving Rico and Miami at Yost also had interesting results.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] It was correct at the game [Body]

Output: They got it right at the game, but they sent the email that you got to the Detroit News as a statement and got the number wrong there as well. Link


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] 804 wins [Body]

Output: "804 (# of wins)" I really hope the AD actually got the win number wrong, because that would be priceless.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] 35-17 Michigan [Body]

Output: 35-17 Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] In fairness, hockey was [Body]

Output: In fairness, hockey was already mostly general admission for at least two years prior to that change.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: We've got McDonough and Spielman this weekend. MGoBlue publishes game notes every Monday that will tell you the commentating team if you really want to know in advance.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] 62–0 Michigan [Body]

Output: 62–0 Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] MSU TD [Body]

Output: Via the MSU defense. Of course.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Down goes Mexico [Body]

Output: 2–1 loss to Honduras.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Things I never thought I'd say [Body]

Output: Why didn't I start Julius Thomas at TE over Antonio Gates? Damnit.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] 31–24 Michigan [Body]

Output: 31–24 Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] MICH 38 CMU 7 [Body]

Output: MICH 38 CMU 7


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 days ago [Title] Quite expensive [Body]

Output: Penn State required a donation of $102 million from Terry Pegula (owner of the Buffalo Sabres) in order to build a new arena and get the program started. That does not, however, mean that hockey is a money loser overall. Michigan hockey usually turns a profit, as do a few other schools if I remember correctly. Sure, a new program would lose money for the first couple of years, but it could conceivably become profitable down the road.


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Not just 2011–12, but for the last 20 years [Body]

Output: Bayern has turned a profit every year for the last 20 years. If there is one "superclub" that FFP never would have affected, it would be Bayern. Link.


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I think you're right [Body]

Output: The closest one I can think of is Luke Glendening, who is currently in Grand Rapids and apparently has a shot at being called up to the Red Wings sometime next year or in the future.


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] And this has been mentioned [Body]

Output: And this has been mentioned countless times, but suggesting that Meyer is responsible for what Hernandez has done is complete BS and is not worthy of discussion, even if someone else wrote it. Don't post it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Home team is always listed [Body]

Output: Home team is always listed first in international/club soccer. Someone might know more details than this, but that's how it is.