Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Bunting with the flow. [Body]

Output: Bunting with the flow.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Oh my countess. You didn't [Body]

Output: Oh my countess. You didn't have that last year.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Came for the spring game, [Body]

Output: Came for the spring game, stayed for the overreactions.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Willie Henry's helmet is [Body]

Output: Willie Henry's helmet is amazing.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Lol, it always cracks me up. [Body]

Output: Lol, it always cracks me up. The "don't have an opinion" and the "don't post your opinion because it doesn't matter to the team" crowd are a source of constant amusement. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I don't think you do get it. [Body]

Output: I don't think you do get it. No one is comparing stats or skill level. Just how smith was used as a game manager at the nfl level under coach. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I don't get what there is to [Body]

Output: I don't get what there is to disagree about. The comparison that was made wasn't one of skill level, but of how Smith was used at the niners and how Rudock will be used here. It seemed apt to me. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] No, he said it once and they [Body]

Output: No, he said it once and they quoted on it, then went back and asked him again and he repeated it. The quote goes on about his relationship with Adidas from the AAU circuit and ends with "I will definitely be going to an Adidas school." Take it with your typical teenager grain of salt, but the way it was said didn't leave much room for interpretation.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] A staggering majority of [Body]

Output: A staggering majority of players who play on AAU teams end up going to a college sponsered by the same apparel company. It's just something that isn't being acknowledged. As far as possible violation, I doubt anything could come of that. Maybe he just really likes Adidas.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Obviously. The confusion [Body]

Output: Obviously. The confusion between racism and institutional racism has become a pretty common trope in schools everywhere. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It's not Bo Ryan's first [Body]

Output: It's not Bo Ryan's first final four. Wisconsin was there last year. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I don't think recruiting is [Body]

Output: I don't think recruiting is his weakness. I think it's just a fact of college basketball that Michigan will rarely beat out Kentucky, Kansas, or Duke on the recruiting front. It's just the way it works. Good thing we have good enough coaching to overcome that.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I was wondering who the aaahole was going to be. [Body]

Output: I was wondering who the aaahole was going to be. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I would wager that there is [Body]

Output: I would wager that there is some crossover between the group of people outraged by this, and the group of people who were outraged by the stake at MSU.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Pomposity? On this board? Never! [Body]

Output: Pomposity? On this board? Never! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 1 day ago [Title] He's starting a focus group [Body]

Output: He's starting a focus group to help create a social media grassroots campaign to grow the brand in the rectal area. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I was at a sports bar in [Body]

Output: I was at a sports bar in Florida that was, for whatever reason, packed with Kansas fans. I ducked out of work early to catch the game. I was on cloud nine. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] He's replying to a banned user. It shows up on mobile. [Body]

Output: He's replying to a banned user. It shows up on mobile. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Maryland fans cannot stand [Body]

Output: Maryland fans cannot stand Smotz. They're all cheering for his graduation. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] First comment on that [Body]

Output: First comment on that deadspin article is a classic: "'But is she single?' -Manti Teo"


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Title] When Walton went down he [Body]

Output: When Walton went down he actually led the team in boards.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 5 days ago [Title] But the wrong direction. [Body]

Output: But the wrong direction. Nobody can pick up -40 yards faster than Gorgeous Borges. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I mean, that's my name. And [Body]

Output: I mean, that's my name. And it's not the background behind it at all. I get that the guy is a total shithead, and he deserves all scorn coming his way. But the name Parker isn't really tied to southern aristocracy inherently. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Rutgers has packed it in. [Body]

Output: Rutgers has packed it in. They didn't even make an attempt at that last board, it seemed like.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I thought the same thing. [Body]

Output: I thought the same thing. Then I saw the same picture and a bunch of variations of it elsewhere. And they all had become blue and black. It's seriously strange. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Title] South Carolina? [Body]

Output: South Carolina? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 2 days ago [Title] http://www.cbssports.com/coll [Body]

Output: http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/video/cbk-live I'm in NC too, so I know the pain. Last year the same ACC tournament game was on 3 channels at once.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This has aways been silly to [Body]

Output: This has aways been silly to me. I grew up in Michigan, and grew up as a Michigan fan. My family moved to Florida when I was younger, so I went to UF. Out of state tuition was not reasonable. I don't feel the least bit self conscious or inadequate because of this. I got a good education from a good school, and have a good job because of it. If a rival fan has a negative opinion of me because of it I don't really care. It just shows their own pettiness and ignorance. It's certainly not going to affect me rooting for the team I grew up with or make me feel like any less of a fan. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] I've always enjoyed the [Body]

Output: I've always enjoyed the "Don't get excited, be realistic" crowd. Like a random Michigan fans excitement on a message board affects a damn thing.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] I loved hearing the crowd [Body]

Output: I loved hearing the crowd chant his name, you know he draws confidence from that.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Agreed. I rather like her. [Body]

Output: Agreed. I rather like her.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Haha, oh gosh. [Body]

Output: Haha, oh gosh.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Walton is a damn rocket. [Body]

Output: Walton is a damn rocket.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] If we get solid development [Body]

Output: If we get solid development from the young guys on the bench this year, I think we can be a threat again. The back court of Levert, Walton, and Irvin looks really potent. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Can't tell which team Fouts prefers. [Body]

Output: Can't tell which team Fouts prefers. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] No you can't enjoy anything. No fun or optimism allowed. [Body]

Output: No you can't enjoy anything. No fun or optimism allowed. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Banned posters still show up on mobile. [Body]

Output: Banned posters still show up on mobile. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Person I was responding to [Body]

Output: Person I was responding to got banned. Outrageous, troll like hoke support. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Keep going, you're getting [Body]

Output: Keep going, you're getting some people all riled up. I lost all doubt in what you were when you said #extendhoke. Made it too obvious, friend.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The troll shtick is strong. [Body]

Output: The troll shtick is strong.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Yes, a first quarter field [Body]

Output: Yes, a first quarter field goal against Indiana has completely changed my opinion on Hoke.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] 62 yards in the first quarter [Body]

Output: 62 yards in the first quarter on 7 carries. This is amazing.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Funny, I've found that the [Body]

Output: Funny, I've found that the Michigan fanbase is the most united it's been about anything for quite sometime. Almost everyone can agree that change is needed within the AD at this point.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Fair enough, I guess I missed [Body]

Output: Fair enough, I guess I missed that.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Well, we aren't a competitive [Body]

Output: Well, we aren't a competitive team nationally.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 hours ago [Title] Just some guy who took [Body]

Output: Just some guy who took control with a megaphone.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] The prevailing wisdom right [Body]

Output: The prevailing wisdom right now is that McGary received a first round guarantee from a team.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] I don't think you can [Body]

Output: I don't think you can characterize not being a complete and total bigot as merely "being PC". The fact of the matter is, this wasn't a personal business of his, it is a franchise. And if he is causing publicity issues for the NBA, the expectation should be that he needs to go. He should have the privacy to not be recorded in his home, and I believe that he does. That right does not erase or nullify what was said though. This is not a court of law. Whether the girlfriend will be prosecuted for illegally recording him, or if he has civil suit options available is another discussion.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Freedom of Speech is in no [Body]

Output: Freedom of Speech is in no way applicable to anything but the government. If you were an owner of a restaurant franchise, say a mcdonalds, and were to publicly say similar things then you'd be forced out too.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] I wouldn't wish that on [Body]

Output: I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] I really hope he goes first [Body]

Output: I really hope he goes first round so all the idiots calling him an idiot will pipe down. It's his decision that he's making for his reasons. It'll be okay.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] It sure is entertaining to [Body]

Output: It sure is entertaining to look back at those comments. Between the always available for comment, pessimistic Michigan fans, and the the trash talking State fans, I'm not sure which is more amusing considering the final result.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Unreal. Team of destiny. [Body]

Output: Unreal. Team of destiny.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Hayes has looked like the [Body]

Output: Hayes has looked like the most impressive back today based on this extremely small sample size.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] The offense looks... [Body]

Output: The offense looks... interesting.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Okay, gramps, I guess I see [Body]

Output: Okay, gramps, I guess I see your point! I sure would like to have seen that statue I've been advocating for, though!


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] As they should be. This [Body]

Output: As they should be. This discussion is bringing out the portion of the Michigan fanbase I try not to talk with in real life. So much holier than thou, elitest, bullshit in this thread.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] If only basketball had a [Body]

Output: If only basketball had a polling system you could finish in the top five for. Then we could make a direct comparison.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] It's not equal footing, [Body]

Output: It's not equal footing, though. Having a Rose Bowl trophy next to your National Championship trophy isn't taking away from the National Championship at all. The two banners hanging from the rafters don't have to invite comparisons between the two, and in almost all cases they won't.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Sorry, it's still not making [Body]

Output: Sorry, it's still not making sense. If Rutgers or Maryland come in next year and are (Okay this is a bit unrealistic) somehow really good, should they not be able to hang their championship banners because it's their first year? When are you in a conference long enough to hang banners? It's sports, half the accoplishments are based on seemingly meaningless qualifiers, that doesn't make them any less impressive or worthy, though. Especially in this case. In any case, that's not the point. I guess I don't really see what your problem is with hanging Final Four banners, it's a huge accomplishment for the team and the program. It's really not like Michigan as a program is "above it" either. No team is and there's a reason for that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] That's a dumb analogy. What [Body]

Output: That's a dumb analogy. What if there were no conferences and all the teams just played whoever they pleased? I guess we shouldn't hang up conference championship banners either, because you can arbitrarily take away the requirements to win.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Final Four is a banner for [Body]

Output: Final Four is a banner for winning something. The region.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Before this game they had [Body]

Output: Before this game they had attempted 52 in the tourney at a clip of 22%


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] You would really think that [Body]

Output: You would really think that we were the 11 seed sometimes, listening to the coverage this week.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] The officiating in that game [Body]

Output: The officiating in that game has been laughably bad.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] I'm a little surprised it's [Body]

Output: I'm a little surprised it's that high.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Based on this game alone, the [Body]

Output: Based on this game alone, the obvious answer is offensive rebounding, but I don't think they've been a really good team at that this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] I trust it to a point. [Body]

Output: I trust it to a point. Louisvilles SoS is marginally better than WSUs, If Wichita had five losses noone would be clamoring to give them a one seed. Yes, they have blown out a lot of the bad teams they have played, but I don't really feel like they've had to play outside their comfort zone this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Given past tournament [Body]

Output: Given past tournament performance, knock on wood, I'm not too terrified of them.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Outside of the second round [Body]

Output: Outside of the second round draw of Oklahoma State/Umass, I think this would be a really favorable draw for us.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] They are 5-5 against RPI top [Body]

Output: They are 5-5 against RPI top 50 teams. Not a lot to hang their hat on in their resume.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] I can too. Refer to my post [Body]

Output: I can too. Refer to my post in response to you on page one. The wikipedia article you are referencing is from a game played in 2008. The methods have changed, Sunday is taken into account now.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] You're wrong and that's [Body]

Output: You're wrong and that's alright, I'll even treat you with minimum snark about it. A favor it doesn't seem likely I'll have returned to me. Here's some reading for you: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/andy_glockner/02/24/Bracke... This passage may be of particular interest: "Advancements in the technology the committee uses makes planning for contingencies much easier than it used to be. If the ACC (possibly Duke and/or North Carolina pushing for a 1-seed) or (especially) the later Big Ten final (where Michigan State and/or Ohio State could also be seeking a 1-seed) have a matchup in place by Saturday night that could impact the overall seeds, the committee would have multiple contingency brackets in place, and then use the one that's applicable based on Sunday's results."


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] This isn't correct. The [Body]

Output: This isn't correct. The commitee will have contigency brackets in place based on all possible outcomes of tomorrows games. Whether we win or lose is absolutely important tomorrow.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Him saying "And he filled his [Body]

Output: Him saying "And he filled his open roster spots with McDonald's All-America types" Is a little misleading. Although he doesn't outright say it, the inference is that the roster is full of players who were McDonald's All-Americans, when in reality nobody on the team was. The rest of his argument has merit, but I don't like that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] It's on cbs where I live, but [Body]

Output: It's on cbs where I live, but I think it's regional.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] On to rooting for FSU. [Body]

Output: On to rooting for FSU.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] There was that this [Body]

Output: There was that this year. After we lost to 'zona I got torn apart for thinking we would pull it together and finish with a four seed. The consensus was we'd be lucky to make the tourney. Seems that I was a bit pessimistic.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] They use their own metric, [Body]

Output: They use their own metric, BPI. It seems like a pretty trash formula, but it's hard to tell when they won't release what it is. It's best to ignore it, the selection committee won't look at it at all.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] ILL up on MSU 21-9. [Body]

Output: ILL up on MSU 21-9.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Craft looking befuddled as [Body]

Output: Craft looking befuddled as he's on the verge of fouling out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Because this fan base is [Body]

Output: Because this fan base is filled with knee jerk reactionaries who blame Gardner for last year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] Part of me doubts anything [Body]

Output: Part of me doubts anything really comes of this. I can't see the Feds coming after Michigan when no charges were pressed, unless the university administration was the reason that no charges were pressed.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] They're doing Hangout Fest in [Body]

Output: They're doing Hangout Fest in Gulfshores, AL too.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] I feel like Max is the new [Body]

Output: I feel like Max is the new Eso when it comes to garbage time chucking. And I love it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] It's really sick that you're [Body]

Output: It's really sick that you're getting some sort of perverse pleasure out of a girl probably being raped. Look to your life and realize that there are way more important things at stake than Michigan and Ohio State here.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] Anyone with a stream? XRXS [Body]

Output: Anyone with a stream? XRXS isn't working and VIP box/firstrow aren't up yet.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] To a lot of media types it [Body]

Output: To a lot of media types it seems that dual threat is equivalent to black. Winston is about as dual threat as Morris, maybe even less so.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] I take solace in the fact [Body]

Output: I take solace in the fact that it can't possibly continue like that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Pretty much every college DB [Body]

Output: Pretty much every college DB in the country is taught not to turn while the ball is in the air. That's pretty normal.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Is it really fair to toss the [Body]

Output: Is it really fair to toss the MSU record in there like he was an OC, when he was a QB coach? Seems a little misleading.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Just like their was proof [Body]

Output: Just like there was proof against Gibbons? If it was there, it wouldve been persecuted. We can't be sure that either one of them were rapists, so I feel like neither one of them deserve the associated ire. Falsely blaming someone for rape is just as bad as blaming a rape victim. If we don't know, we should hold off passing judgement.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Rudy Guliani doppelgänger. [Body]

Output: Rudy Guliani doppelgänger.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] I'm glad the rest of the [Body]

Output: I'm glad the rest of the country gets to experience the B1Gs refusal to call obvious holding.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] For something that there is [Body]

Output: For something that there is literally no proof of?


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Go to karaoke song. [Body]

Output: Go to karaoke song.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Have over the backs gone the [Body]

Output: Have over the backs gone the way of charges?


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/2 [Body]


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Looked like Devin during mid [Body]

Output: Looked like Devin during mid season there.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] Are no B1G refs in [Body]

Output: Are no B1G refs in basketball.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Although the defense and team [Body]

Output: Although the defense and team as a whole has serious deficiencies, not looking at the ball in coverage is not one of them. Excepting the truly elite backs, most college level backs are coached to look at the receiver and ignore the ball.


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Don't download anything. [Body]

Output: Don't download anything. Those are ads. Within 30 seconds of opening the page, you should see little X's appear or the screen to close them out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] MSU had 4 OOC losses last [Body]

Output: MSU had 4 OOC losses last year, but I'm clearly wrong and should just pencil us in for the NIT.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] Don't you think that's [Body]

Output: Don't you think that's putting words in my mouth a bit? All I said is I think we can end up with the same seed we had last year, and who knows what happens come tournament time. Compare last years OOC schedule to this year, they're not even close. If we played last years schedule, Michigan would be a 0 or 1 loss team and that four seed wouldn't seem so unrealistic.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] They're good losses (minus [Body]

Output: They're good losses (minus Charlotte), I think it all gets pulled together by the time conference play rolls around and we show enough in the B1G to get a 4 seed. Admittedly this is mostly based on my eyeball test, but I have a decent enough feeling about it. Even though it was a loss, I felt like progress was shown this game over where we were in Puerto Rico.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] The truth is, Michigan is one [Body]

Output: The truth is, Michigan is one of the youngest teams in the nation, playing one of the toughest schedules in the nation. They're not bad, just inexperienced. Things will get better, and my outlook is still the same as it was at the start of the year. Finish with a 4 seed, sweet sixteeen type team. That's really not a horrible thing to be in college basketball, it's what we were last year and look what happened in the tournament.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] The foul call was obviously [Body]

Output: The foul call was obviously bad, but so was the OOB play on the previous possession that clearly went off McGary. I'm not really in the business of blaming the refs most of the time, when it's so easy to look over the game and pick out bad calls for both sides.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] And Miller had a hand holding [Body]

Output: And Miller had a hand holding his face mask the entire time. I'm pretty sure he got the benefit of the doubt, due to being a QB.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] He was replying to what might [Body]

Output: He was replying to what might be a banned poster. It was an OSU troll, but it shows up on mobile still.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Lol [Body]

Output: Lol


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] He's dressed, but BTN is [Body]

Output: He's dressed, but BTN is saying that he's out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Try xrxs.net. They should [Body]

Output: Try xrxs.net. They should have a VLC stream.


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Not every coaching transition [Body]

Output: Not every coaching transition is horrible. I feel like we are emotionally scarred by this due to how dramatic the RR transition was.


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Title] Weird how it changes over [Body]

Output: Weird how it changes over short differences. I'm in north Florida, pretty much directly south of you, and it's in the mid 70's.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] I think he was mocking the [Body]

Output: I think he was mocking the MSU alternates from that game.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Away game against a tough ISU [Body]

Output: Away game against a tough ISU team in an even tougher road environment. This was a good test for a young team, but it will pay dividends for the B1G season, and we'll be better for tournament time.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] You are either a troll or [Body]

Output: You are either a troll or don't know how good ISU is.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] They are pretty much calling [Body]

Output: They are pretty much calling all charges blocks from now on.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Yep, it's working for me now [Body]

Output: Yep, it's working for me now too. Thanks.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Are the xrxs.net stream links [Body]

Output: Are the xrxs.net stream links not loading into VLC for anyone else? I just want to double check here that it's on my end before I start trying to figure it out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Desmond laying down some [Body]

Output: Desmond laying down some truth.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Solid flavor selection. [Body]

Output: Solid flavor selection.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] I think it was falls and he [Body]

Output: I think it was falls and he just sucks at enunciating.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Don't download [Body]

Output: Don't download anything. Those are ads designed to trick you. There is usually little X's hidden on the boxes after like 20sec.


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] Like he said, the guy was [Body]

Output: Like he said, the guy was parked and asleep in his car. While technically illegal, that part of the law is completely over zealous. I could easily argue he was doing the responsible thing by choosing not to drive and put others in danger, but is being punished for it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Is it bad that I am just [Body]

Output: Is it bad that I am just completely apathetic about our bowl game and who it is against?


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] Beginning of the second [Body]

Output: Beginning of the second quarter, FSU is only beating Wake Forest 35-0.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] As I remember Walton is [Body]

Output: As I remember Walton is listed at 6'1" and Spike is listed at 5'11".


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] "A little, huh?" A thousand [Body]

Output: "A little, huh?" A thousand voices called out at once.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] I think they have crowd noise [Body]

Output: I think they have crowd noise turned waaaaay down. I hear bits of it in the background from time to time I think.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] I would be absolutely shocked [Body]

Output: I would be absolutely shocked if undefeated OSU gets in over undefeated FSU.


Input: [Date] 1 year 39 weeks ago [Title] In all fairness, he did have [Body]

Output: In all fairness, he did have a hand in his face for three of them.


Input: [Date] 1 year 39 weeks ago [Title] Just this week? [Body]

Output: Just this week?


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Title] He won't and he shouldn't [Body]

Output: He won't and he shouldn't


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Title] Helmet on helmet doesn't [Body]

Output: Helmet on helmet doesn't equal targeting in the rule book. You have to launch off your feet, crouch and move upwards, lead with your head, or lower the head. I didn't see any of those things happen. I've see plays like that called this season, but I didn't find them to be good calls


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Title] The announcers really wanted [Body]

Output: The announcers really wanted it to be targeting, but I just didn't see it. The guy led with his hands.


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Title] I don't know if Borges is the [Body]

Output: I don't know if Borges is the guy for us in the long run or not, but that has very little to do with the subject matter of this post. For what it's worth, I mostly just read here, but I think you're an exceptional member of the blog and I lean on you for understanding of the game just as much as I lean on the guys employed here. I also fully agree with you on the points you make here. Personal attacks on the coaches and their weight is completely pointless and immature and that sort of attitude completely detracts from my experience on this site. I have no problems with criticism of coaching style and things to do with the game, but it shouldn't be all that hard for people to maturely make their point.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] Consider that all his [Body]

Output: Consider that all his turnovers have been third and long.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, my bad. That's what it [Body]

Output: Yeah, my bad. That's what it is.


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Title] It's really to the point I [Body]

Output: It's really to the point I can't stand reading this board anymore. I've never seen a fan base whine more in my entire life.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] Every second of this episode [Body]

Output: Every second of this episode was about as intense as the last 5 minutes of the previous one.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] No, not really. DG was hit on [Body]

Output: No, not really. DG was hit on every throw of his first drive.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] It's by far my favorite [Body]

Output: It's by far my favorite legacy number decision so far, and I think it really achieves what the whole idea was made for. I was on the reddit live thread, and it was a large point of discussion about the game from teams around the country. Devin deserves it and I think he will do the number proud.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Not sure when the number [Body]

Output: Not sure when the number would be assigned, but there was a shot of Gardener wearing #12.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] 2 weeks in a row that the ACC [Body]

Output: 2 weeks in a row that the ACC has beaten the SEC. SEC dominance, top to bottom.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] I'm with you. I'm not [Body]

Output: I'm with you. I'm not agreeing with the OP, but this place can be such an enourmous circle jerk at times. Green played well, but it's cool to hate on him at the moment and proclaim Smith as the superior back. Obviously Fitz will start, but I feel like Green had a slightly better game yesterday than he is being given credit for around these parts.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Maybe drink a glass of water [Body]

Output: Maybe drink a glass of water and sit the rest of this one out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] I think the announcers said [Body]

Output: I think the announcers said that 10 true freshman saw the field. Not sure on the accuracy of that.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] I see your point, but he [Body]

Output: I see your point, but he played and looked solid for pretty much the entire game, not just in the 4th.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Responding to ESPN comments [Body]

Output: Responding to ESPN comments is one of the largest losing battles you can possibly take part in. That guy is hoping for a response and negative reaction.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] All ground. [Body]

Output: All ground.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Holtz thinks OSU goes [Body]

Output: Holtz thinks OSU goes undefeated and wins the MNC. This bodes well.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] I may be butchering this, but [Body]

Output: I may be butchering this, but : Frojholdte.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] UTL, SEC version. [Body]

Output: UTL, SEC version.


Input: [Date] 5 years 27 weeks ago [Title] I will be more than [Body]

Output: happy to see him in the Rose Bowl next year against Michigan.


Input: [Date] 5 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Even better [Body]

Output: we started obedience training for the dog and the the teacher asked me to stay home because the dog would not listen to my wife while I was there. She did not want to go in the first place and now she has to go by herself, awesome.


Input: [Date] 5 years 27 weeks ago [Title] 8 month old Aussie shepard [Body]

Output: favorite toy: wife's leather shoes Best part is that she listens to me but will just stare at my wife with a dumb grin. Love that dog


Input: [Date] 5 years 28 weeks ago [Title] But he sucked at the end of the season [Body]

Output: After his midnight drinking he was not helping the team and probably help cause the team from missing the playoffs. He was a major reason for them being in that position but in the end he sure did not help them that last week of the season.


Input: [Date] 5 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Nail meet Head [Body]

Output: No matter where you move you're still going to follow your team.


Input: [Date] 5 years 28 weeks ago [Title] Thanks for the link [Body]

Output: I read about it last year and my wife really wanted to go. Have you gone? Did you like it?


Input: [Date] 6 days 15 hours ago [Title] It's crazy that Vincent Smith [Body]

Output: It's crazy that Vincent Smith is more inspiring off the field than on. I didn't think that was possible.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think BC should be higher [Body]

Output: I think BC should be higher on that list in reality. I've lived around Boston for my entire life and have only known 2 non-alum BC fans. It's the combination of a lack of interest in college sports in the area and the fact that people really find BC to be arrogant and annoying. Maybe if they were successful it would be different but they're not. They caught lightning in a bottle with Doug Flutie in the 80's and haven't done anything since. They fired their most successful recent football coach for daring to interview with the NFL and fired their most successful basketball coach of all time for no apparant reason. They are just the worst. EDIT: I should also mention that if you do care about college sports in this area you were likely a Big East hoops fan and hold a grudge against BC for single-handidly starting its demise to go play schools below the Mason Dixon line. Did I mention I don't like BC?


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Providence at 100/1 with the [Body]

Output: Providence at 100/1 with the best point guard in the nation is attractive.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If I remember correctly, [Body]

Output: If I remember correctly, Countess was recruited by and commited to Rich Rod and then reaffirmed his commitment to Hoke? Is he the last player with a Rich Rod connection on the roster?


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I'm a big Providence College [Body]

Output: I'm a big Providence College hoops fan. I'm very excited about this series and thrilled that it honors the memory of the legendary Dave Gavitt, former PC coach and founder of the Big East. I love the new incarnation of the Big East. I don't miss any of the schools that have defected. The Friars have a much better chance to compete in a conference with smaller, like-minded, basketball-centric schools. It's a throwback to what the conference was originally supposed to be about. I think the series will be beneficial for both conferences but probably more so for the Big East. Out of conference schedules and performance are huge for a 10 team league. Hopefully in the years to come Michigan will make a trip out to Providence to play on Dave Gavitt Court. I would definitely be in attendence.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I love the 30 minute Gallon [Body]

Output: I love the 30 minute Gallon documentary and how it's the "official" Jeremy Gallon documentary. Don't be fooled by imitations.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Brian has been wrong before. [Body]

Output: Brian has been wrong before. . .


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] This was shameful. [Body]

Output: This was shameful.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Really well done. Made me [Body]

Output: Really well done. Made me feel more feelings than I was prepared for on a Tuesday morning.


Input: [Date] 1 year 7 weeks ago [Title] Very important cause. My dad [Body]

Output: Very important cause. My dad passed away of leukemia in 2011. He had a bone marrow transplant from a donor in Germany that they thought was successful at first but his cancer returned. I'll never forget the kindness of that stranger to give my dad a chance at life so it was an easy choice for me to join Be The Match. It's also a great thing to donate blood and platelets.


Input: [Date] 1 year 7 weeks ago [Title] So basically you just want a [Body]

Output: So basically you just want a chance to play God.


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] In New England we always [Body]

Output: In New England we always thought Pete was a happy-go-lucky idiot. Turns out he's stupid like a fox.


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Brady spent the AFC [Body]

Output: Brady spent the AFC Championship game last year forcing balls to Austin Collie because he was the only one he trusted at that point. I think Gallon is gonna have a great shot to not only make the Pats but thrive. I see them entrusting him with return duties right away to reduce wear and tear on Edelman.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] People here and around the [Body]

Output: People here and around the country forget what originally made the Big East great. The lack of football and the ability to keep northeastern city kids local caused its original success in the 80's. The conference became a national laughing stock because of what happened with its football programs but that was never supposed to be the emphasis. Now they have a chance to remake themselves in the image that the great Dave Gavitt always had in mind. I believe they will more than hold their own against the B1G. Some of the opinions on this thread are shortsighted and don't show a solid understanding of the history of the sport or where it's headed. Edit: For context I should add that I'm a die hard Providence fan.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Fear the Deer. [Body]

Output: Fear the Deer.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Michigan has a great future [Body]

Output: Michigan has a great future in lacrosse but tomorrow belongs to my Fairfield Stags. Sorry guys. It's the one sport where we approach competency.


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] I'm very confused by the [Body]

Output: I'm very confused by the examples you gave of good vs. bad mojo.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] BC is not a major program. [Body]

Output: BC is not a major program. They are in a major conference though.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] Mediocre? The winningest [Body]

Output: Mediocre? The winningest coach in the history of the school, 7 tournaments in 13 years, ran a clean program and moved them past their prior point shaving/gambling scandals. I hate BC but you can't say Al Skinner was mediocre.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] I'm currently the top [Body]

Output: I'm currently the top alternate on a D league dart team.


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] There's a new sheriff in [Body]

Output: There's a new sheriff in town! (my right index finger)


Input: [Date] 1 year 33 weeks ago [Title] As a non-alum fan: [Body]

Output: I don't think JFK was completely serious when he called Harvard the "Michigan of the East".


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Title] That was a real meeting of [Body]

Output: That was a real meeting of the minds.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] My high school teams were the [Body]

Output: My high school teams were the Blue Raiders so I always root for Middle Tennessee. Our logo/mascot was an eagle for some reason. MTSU went with what looks like a winged horse with a lightning bolt coming out of its mouth. Both solid choices.


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] The thread that created Lloyd [Body]

Output: The thread that created Lloyd Brady. Not sure how to go about finding it though.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] He should move to Scotland. [Body]

Output: He should move to Scotland.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Wait a minute. San Diego. . [Body]

Output: Wait a minute. San Diego. . . Mick. . .you're Phil Mickelson aren't you?


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] Don Zimmer charged the mound [Body]

Output: Don Zimmer charged the mound in the 2003 ALCS at Fenway. I was actually at that game in a standing room only section and couldn't see anything when the crowd stood up. This kid next to me said Pedro just threw Don Zimmer to the ground and I of course didn't believe him until my phone started blowing up.


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Title] My buddy and I are Red Sox [Body]

Output: My buddy and I are Red Sox fans and were walking back to our cars after seeing the Sox beat the Yankees in a regular season game in 2002 at Yankee Stadium. This one dude who was with a few of his friends was walking beside us and kept chanting "1918" over and over and over again. My friend eventually said something harmless like "scoreboard" but that was all this guy needed. He got inches away from my friend. He wanted a fight but when it was clear my friend wasn't going to swing at him he spit all over his face. We were in absolute shock. I've heard the new Yankee Stadium is a nice, family friendly place but it was a different atmosphere not too long ago. I'll never forget that moment under the Major Deegan Expressway. It was around then that I decided I didn't need to keep going to the South Bronx.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] That would explain why most [Body]

Output: That would explain why most seating charts and pictures of the stadium don't have Sections 1-8 which is where I'm sitting. I believe they are 2nd level in the endzone on either side of the scoreboard.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] Admittedly, I first developed [Body]

Output: Admittedly, I first developed the Lip theory while living in Fairfield County. I think it's more prevelant there but there's examples all over the state. Look for it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] I've been watching the prices [Body]

Output: I've been watching the prices closely on Stubhub all summer. The cheapest ones were at $130 and came down to $70 after UConn lost to Towson. They seem to be climbing back up slowly now. I don't know how much of a scalper scene there will be because the stadium is right off the highway but it isn't near anything. It's almost like if you put all the effort in to get there you might as well just go to the game. It is UConn's biggest home game ever and the 8 pm kick off might entice people to keep their tickets.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] Yes, that is a good point. [Body]

Output: Yes, that is a good point. Bradley Airport outside of Hartford is your best bet for flying in to the game and CT is known for soul-crushing traffic.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] Really well done. Gave me [Body]

Output: Really well done. Gave me some chills.


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Title] I don't like it, I don't [Body]

Output: I don't like it, I don't understand it, and it's really put a damper on my Tuesday.


Input: [Date] 1 year 49 weeks ago [Title] Did Magnus get a gig writing [Body]

Output: Did Magnus get a gig writing fantasy sleeper columns for ESPN?


Input: [Date] 1 year 50 weeks ago [Title] #UpTheGunners [Body]

Output: #UpTheGunners


Input: [Date] 1 year 51 weeks ago [Title] The Crappening! [Body]

Output: The Crappening!


Input: [Date] 1 year 51 weeks ago [Title] Now we know why the recruits [Body]

Output: Now we know why the recruits are constantly referencing the family atmosphere.


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 hours ago [Title] If you Google, "UMass Lowell [Body]

Output: If you Google, "UMass Lowell Basketball", this is the 15th thing that comes up. I thought it would be even higher.


Input: [Date] 2 years 23 hours ago [Title] Haha wow that is amazing. [Body]

Output: Haha wow that is amazing.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 day ago [Title] It would be naive to think my [Body]

Output: It would be naive to think my posts aren't at least being read by Mattison and Borges and then probably passed on to Hoke if it's something important.


Input: [Date] 2 years 4 days ago [Title] Worked for me too. I was [Body]

Output: Worked for me too. I was really shocked by the ending.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Title] Bud Light unfortunately. [Body]

Output: Bud Light unfortunately.


Input: [Date] 2 years 1 week ago [Title] I went to Paris a few days [Body]

Output: I went to Paris a few days after they won the '98 World Cup so I got to experience the French people in rare form, happy and accommodating to foreigners. It's a great city. I don't remember any cafes though. I wasn't drinking coffee when I was 15. I don't even drink that much now. I guess I just wanted to say that I've been to Paris. Also, this thread is what outsiders would use to make fun of MGoBlog.


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Juno is a shutdown corner in [Body]

Output: Juno is a shutdown corner in a dog's body. Compact, fast as hell, can change directions on a dime. She's able to stay step for step with the little dogs on the outside and can help out on the run against the bigger dogs. I'm gonna optimistically say Blake Countess. https://vine.co/v/hWq6gYMZlQi


Input: [Date] 2 years 3 weeks ago [Title] Maybe Drew Dileo could talk [Body]

Output: Maybe Drew Dileo could talk to him about making the transition from Louisiana to Michigan.


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I heard a "Let's go Bruins" [Body]

Output: I heard a "Let's go Bruins" chant after the final whistle but that's besides the point. Fall Fraturdays is a moron and there should be a way to downvote a post as "uninformed/kind of racist".


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] They were booing Bettman you [Body]

Output: They were booing Bettman you moron.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Yeah I was surprised at how [Body]

Output: Yeah I was surprised at how many courses they had out there. We spent a few days at Cassadega Country Club and went to a really nice public course on Lake Erie that I forget the name of.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I've never had a spiny [Body]

Output: I've never had a spiny lobster before so I can't say for sure that you're crazy. I know plenty of people who think lobster itself is overrated but pretty much everyone agrees that Maine produces the best.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] My buddy has a cottage on [Body]

Output: My buddy has a cottage on Bear Lake in Chautauqua County. I went out there a couple years ago and was told that Lake Chautauqua is a good time. Bemis Point in particular. Sadly, I never made it down there but I'm hoping to go back soon.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I'll definitely look this [Body]

Output: I'll definitely look this place up. I'm staying with some native Portlanders who are probably familiar with it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I'll try to find a place that [Body]

Output: I'll try to find a place that does that. It sounds good. Of course I'll still have to have my mandatory side of melted butter with it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] I really can't stand going to [Body]

Output: I really can't stand going to the same place twice. Maybe I just haven't found a good enough vacation spot. I'm going up to Maine this weekend. Portland to be specific. Gonna go to a beer fest and probably eat no less than 3 lobsters.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] Another enjoyable profile in [Body]

Output: Another enjoyable profile in this series. LSA is one of the good guys. I appreciate him acting as a buffer on this site between us and internet stupidity/trolling.


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Title] He might have been a good [Body]

Output: He might have been a good defensive player but I think the QB position worked out pretty well for him all things considered. Heisman, 2 National Championships, 1rst round pick, endorsements, 3 years of an NFL salary and counting.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] My roommate plays basketball [Body]

Output: My roommate plays basketball in a pretty competitive local rec league. He guarded Walter McCarty the other day. Said he was bombing 3's and going probably about 60%.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Spurs have gotta finish these [Body]

Output: Spurs have gotta finish these chances around the rim.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] You're right that no player [Body]

Output: You're right that no player would skate off in that situation or just lay on the ice. Hockey players are tough and accountable to their teammates. Saying he is just standing there isn't recognizing how much effort it took just to get up and wave his stick around. The picture is comparing hockey to basketball in terms of toughness.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] He could have skated for the [Body]

Output: He could have skated for the bench right away. He got his stick on a pass too so he wasn't just standing there.


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Y'all don't know nothing [Body]

Output: Y'all don't know nothing 'bout D'Angelos.


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Title] Boston College has a pretty [Body]

Output: Boston College has a pretty good one: EDIT: I can't post videos or pictures anymore. I had that knowledge once upon a time but it went out of my head somehow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PJMsXVKDo


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Title] Georgia, Oklahoma, and [Body]

Output: Georgia, Oklahoma, and (shudders) BC.


Input: [Date] 2 years 8 weeks ago [Title] I'm afraid they will try to [Body]

Output: I'm afraid they will try to kidnap him as a replacement for Rooney.


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Title] Actually it derived from a [Body]

Output: Actually it derived from a Mike Tyson quote after losing to Lenox Lewis in 2002. "I guess I'll just fade into bolivian."


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] Hoke is awesome but let's [Body]

Output: Hoke is awesome but let's not completely discount or forget that the recruiting boom coincided with our stadium renovations which were absolutely spectacular.


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] We're going streaking!!! [Body]

Output: We're going streaking!!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] Welcome aboard. [Body]

Output: Welcome aboard.


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] I am a Section 1 hipster. He [Body]

Output: I am a Section 1 hipster. He was better back in the day before he got all political.


Input: [Date] 2 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Anyone else using TwinSpires? [Body]

Output: Anyone else using TwinSpires? My first day on the site and I'm liking it.


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Freestyle walking! [Body]

Output: Freestyle walking!


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Title] That was a funny comment. It [Body]

Output: That was a funny comment. It made me laugh, I admit. In part because it was a funny comment.


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Title] I was most likely to succeed [Body]

Output: I was most likely to succeed in my high school class (albeit a class of 62), and had really solid test scores. My grades, for the most part, were underwhelming. I applied early to Holy Cross. Growing up in Central Mass I'd always had a great deal of respect for that school. I also applied to Villanova, BC, Lehigh, and Fairfield. I was deferred to regular admission at Holy Cross and ultimately rejected. Villanova and Lehigh placed me on waitlists that I never got off. BC flat out rejected me. The last school that I heard from was the school I wanted to attend the least, Fairfield University. Thankfully they accepted me. I always think that if my late father wasn't an alum I might not have been headed to any college in the Fall of 2001. I'd like to say I learned my lesson and got really good grades at Fairfield but I basically mirrored my high school career of underperformance. I'm ok with that, I guess. Some people just aren't good at being students and I was one of them. Either that or I was lazy. I started out as a math major because calulus came easily to me. Eventually I realized that the more abstract courses were going over my often hungover head. I switched to Econ because it left more room for bullshit. Things went pretty well for me in Southwestern CT. I'm glad that I got to share a common experience with my father. We had a lot of fun rooting for Fairfield hoops together and Fairfield football before they cut the program when I was a sophomore. When I started following Michigan Football religiously I had a moment of regret for not applying to UM. Then, I did some research and realized I likely wouldn't have been admitted there either. I wish 18 year old MAgoBLUE could have read this post and seen that things worked out ok. Despite my lack of preparation the college search was important to me and I took myself pretty serious back then.


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] I never had anyone to [Body]

Output: I never had anyone to indoctrinate me into MGoCulture. I learned everything I know from the internet - mostly MGoBlog. In a way, all of you are my Lou and I thank you!


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Ohh ok I didn't notice that [Body]

Output: Ohh ok I didn't notice that until now. That is pretty funny.


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] Ace made a GIF after the [Body]

Output: Ace made a GIF after the Florida game of the Gator mascot looking up toward the rafters in disappointment. I thought it was a funny moment and not in poor taste to tweak the Florida fans a little bit. However, after the Syracuse game he made a GIF of the Brandon Triche charge that he called, "RIP Otto the Orange". That was obviously a huge play and it's nice to have it in GIF form but it was just a 50/50 call that went our way and didn't have anything to do with Otto. I just thought the title was unnecessary and a little inflammatory.


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] It took me a while to [Body]

Output: It took me a while to understand the brilliance of his twitter. I even unfollowed him before. Now I'm all in.


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Title] I followed everyone who [Body]

Output: I followed everyone who mentioned their handle. I'm @Tim_de_la_Page. My account is on lockdown mode so send me a follow request. I need more followers. Feels like I'm tweeting to myself on there most of the time.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Right now a Nantucket Nectars [Body]

Output: Right now a Nantucket Nectars half and half. Later beer. I'm inspired by the woman I saw outside of Mobil on the Run drinking a Corona and hanging out with her pit bull. Although I must say I will choose a better beer.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] I made a bet about a month [Body]

Output: I made a bet about a month ago on DG for Heisman. $2.50 to win $100.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Went to bed thinking Iginla [Body]

Output: Went to bed thinking Iginla was on a plane for Boston. Woke up and found out he's in Pittsburgh. Not cool.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] Obligatory tailgating advice [Body]

Output: Obligatory tailgating advice from our hosts in Connecticut goes here: http://westport.patch.com/blog_posts/the-backyard-family-tailgater-throw...


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] You're going to be frequently [Body]

Output: You're going to be frequently disappointed if you use Texas as your expectation for national football fandom. Especially in comparison to Connecticut. Now women's basketball on the other hand. . .


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] The kids call this "tweet [Body]

Output: The kids call this "tweet beef".


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] I'm not ready to say he'd be [Body]

Output: I'm not ready to say he'd be the best player in our secondary. McCourty has shown some things at safety and Talib is a very solid corner on the field if not off the field. But yeah, Kovacs could certainly make the team.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] "Positive and non-hostile [Body]

Output: "Positive and non-hostile crowd". The Fairfield Difference.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Fairfield grad here. Lax is [Body]

Output: Fairfield grad here. Lax is by far our best sport and the team is pretty good this year. For Michigan to compete like that on the road against us is a good sign for the young program. With the resources and reputation of Michigan and the growing popularity of lax around the country it's only a matter of time before you pass us by either in the ECAC or eventually in a B1G Lax conference. (Sigh. . .)


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Great move by the Pats to at [Body]

Output: Great move by the Pats to at least kick the tires on Kovacs. He's earned the consideration.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I like your user name. [Body]

Output: I like your user name.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] The year was 2008 and I [Body]

Output: The year was 2008 and I googled "Michigan Football Blogs". The rest is history.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] I like to think that it has [Body]

Output: I like to think that it has been someone's full time job at the NCAA for the last 2.5 years to review Gardner's application for a redshirt.


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] About a week ago when I was [Body]

Output: About a week ago when I was drunk at 2 in the morning I bet $2.50 on Gardner for the Heisman at 40/1. So that is now my expectation. Anything less is unacceptable.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] I am completely freaked out [Body]

Output: I am completely freaked out by this.


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Title] The Providence radio guys [Body]

Output: The Providence radio guys accused the bat of homerism.


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Title] This. [Body]

Output: This.


Input: [Date] 2 years 31 weeks ago [Title] Merry Christmas and Go Blue [Body]

Output: Merry Christmas and Go Blue from Terling, Essex, UK. I'm rocking the M gear and teaching the locals that Ohio is the worst state ever.


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Title] I saw this yesterday and was [Body]

Output: I saw this yesterday and was deeply disturbed. Damn you, Vrabro.


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Title] I am not happy!!!! [Body]

Output: I am not happy!!!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Title] I just proved their point by [Body]

Output: I just proved their point by buying the $5 60 Minutes app on my iPad that I won't ever use again.


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] I was watching the ND/BC [Body]

Output: I was watching the ND/BC game with my domer friend on Saturday and he was claiming that ND's endowment was #4 in the nation and Michigan's wasn't even in the top 10. I don't know where he got his data from but I just wish he wasn't such a liar. Personally, my livelihood here in Cambridge is dependent in no small part on the health of the MIT and Harvard endowments. It's good to see they are still roughly equivalent to the GDP of a mid-sized country.


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Title] I'll miss not only Denard but [Body]

Output: I'll miss not only Denard but all the other seniors too. Smith, Roundtree, Kovacs, Omameh, Roh, just to name a few. Those Gritty McGritensteins were shepards for the program over the course of their time here. I'm looking forward to saying my goodbyes in person on Saturday.


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Title] Bridgeport and Worcester? [Body]

Output: Bridgeport and Worcester? Geez, might as well add Hartford and Springfield and make this the Frozen Four of Crippling Depression.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Ahhhhh Borges has no idea how [Body]

Output: Ahhhhh Borges has no idea how to use Denard and we have no backup! Sorry wrong freak out. WE ARE All GOING TO DIE!!! IT'S FRANKENSTORM!!! FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!,,!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Sierra Nevada. [Body]

Output: Sierra Nevada.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] Martha Stewart is from [Body]

Output: Martha Stewart is from Westport, CT and this article is in the Wesport Patch. I'm assuming that's the connection that the OP was making. As for the artcile, I've been enjoying it and the comments all week since Jason Kirk tweeted about it on Monday. I went to college in the town next to Wesport and this type of party would be very typical for the residents of Connecticut's "Gold Coast". As others have noted, it doesn't sound like a bad party, just not a good tailgate. Also, in my opinion you can't have a tailgate at your house. That would be considered a BBQ. Without a car there is no tailgate.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] As a fan of both Providence [Body]

Output: As a fan of both Providence College and the Celtics I can say that you shouldn't spend too much time lamenting this missed opportunity. Pitino is a snake and an ass clown of the highest order. On an unrelated note, my high school biology teacher punched Pitino and broke his nose during a pickup game at UMass in the 70's. If we ever wanted to get him off track we'd just ask an innocent question about Pitino and watch as he would flip his lid. Pitino tends to evoke those types of negative reactions in people.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] I'd expect this type of [Body]

Output: I'd expect this type of behavior from the Common Man but I thought Torg was better than this. /s (I just wanted to work Common Man into this thread. I find the name of that show to be hillarious.)


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] 24 - 9 Meeeechigan. Bonus: [Body]

Output: 24 - 9 Meeeechigan. Bonus: 208 rushing yards.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Go Blue. Beat State. [Body]

Output: Go Blue. Beat State.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I am HYPE just to be able to [Body]

Output: I am HYPE just to be able to watch this game. Certain selfish friends of mine chose to get married the last 2 Saturdays in a row and they WERE NOT flexible about rearranging the start time around kickoff. Geez, it was only a suggestion.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] The coaches at the next level [Body]

Output: The coaches at the next level won't have the luxury of being as forgiving and understanding with Gholston as Dantonio seems to be. At draft time when you've got two guys on your board with comparable talent, and only one of them has game film of himself acting like an idiot, the choice is made for you.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I can haz stripes? [Body]

Output: I can haz stripes?


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] What I took away from the [Body]

Output: What I took away from the article is that weed might be the least of the Honey Badger's problems and that he's hanging around LSU waiting for a 2nd chance that he might not even be eligable for.


Input: [Date] 2 years 42 weeks ago [Title] Way to go Patrick! [Body]

Output: Way to go Patrick!


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Let's reup with UConn only [Body]

Output: Let's reup with UConn only this time demand that the return date has to be played at Rucker Park with Funkmaster Flex providing color commentary through a megaphone.


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] What if I have a structured [Body]

Output: What if I have a structured settlement but I need cash now?


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] I just glanced at it quickly [Body]

Output: I just glanced at it quickly and assumed it was the singer/dancer/scumbag. Is there another Chris Brown? Is that a common name?


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] He's a talented entertainer [Body]

Output: He's a talented entertainer but I'm not that interested in his opinions on football and I just can't tolerate violence against women.


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] This is probably the best and [Body]

Output: This is probably the best and most accurate article I've read on Denard over the years. I love the way Hinton writes. He is fair and he gets it right from: "Denard Robinson against Notre Dame is the ur-Denard from which all other versions of Denard follow and against whom they are all compared. With the possible exception of the Denard who played a nearly perfect game in the process of snapping a seven-year losing streak against Ohio State last November, the others almost always come up short" to: "Whether you were there or watching on television, what sticks is the energy that Denard seemed to singlehandedly inject into the stadium, and especially the certainty in that moment that no one else in college football could have achieved any of it."


Input: [Date] 2 years 45 weeks ago [Title] You have 15 other players in [Body]

Output: You have 15 other players in your heart before Denard?


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I also want to punch you [Body]

Output: I also want to punch you right in the neck Erik from Dayton. No, actually those alternative nicknames for UMass were funny. Although I didn't quite get the Amherst Asthmatics one.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] It's frustrating at first but [Body]

Output: It's frustrating at first but you'll start picking up on that stuff eventually and then you'll feel like part of the in crowd. Someone on Reddit said the other day that internet memes are like inside jokes for people with no friends which I thought was a great description.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Do you have to already know [Body]

Output: Do you have to already know the characters to find that funny? Am I missing something?


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I've been putting this off [Body]

Output: I've been putting this off for a few weeks but today I'm donating $50 to the Leukemia and Lymphoma society in memory of my dad and $25 to Hope for Pahokee. It's the best way I can think of to spend $75.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] He's not pulling a Pete [Body]

Output: He's not pulling a Pete Carroll and leaving a program facing sanctions in order to coach somewhere else. He's actually retiring. I'm genuinely confused by the hostility towards Calhoun here.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] I will probably fail [Body]

Output: I will probably fail miserably at embedding this video but here is Calhoun's response to not recruiting Ryan Gomes out of Waterbury: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6FDEDbesE


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] This is a sad day for the [Body]

Output: This is a sad day for the state of Connecticut and for the sport of basketball. If nothing else, Jim Calhoun was tremendously entertaining.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] ahhh I did not know that. [Body]

Output: ahhh I did not know that. The just recently expanded into my neck of the woods.


Input: [Date] 2 years 46 weeks ago [Title] Why is Buffalo Wild Wings [Body]

Output: Why is Buffalo Wild Wings being called BW3? Shouldn't it be BW2 if anything?


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Fisherman's Brew. [Body]

Output: Fisherman's Brew. Gloucester, MA.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Cork! Ireland's Worcester. [Body]

Output: Cork! Ireland's Worcester.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Modest success for Roundtree [Body]

Output: Modest success for Roundtree on the outside assuming AF's corners aren't as big and freakishly strong as Bama's. Another 100 yards for Gallon. Funchess gets his first catch.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] You made your point with your [Body]

Output: You made your point with your first comment and it was funny. Now it seems like you have an axe to grind.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] Meh, if he had any creativity [Body]

Output: Meh, if he had any creativity he would have called it The Cockhams.


Input: [Date] 2 years 47 weeks ago [Title] These are awesome. [Body]

Output: These are awesome. Especially the UMass one. Well done.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] At the hotel at my sister's [Body]

Output: At the hotel at my sister's wedding. Rehearsal dinner tomorrow night. Wedding is Sunday. Saturday is for football.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Neil Diamond, Darren [Body]

Output: Neil Diamond, Darren Silverman, Wayne LeFessier, and J.D. McNugent.


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Ummm, these guys would [Body]

Output: Ummm, these guys would probably disagree with you:


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Title] Tried playing this on my [Body]

Output: Tried playing this on my office computer and it stopped for no apparent reason about 10 minutes in. I can't skip ahead on the timeline either. I can only restart the podcast.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] 16, 32, and 2. [Body]

Output: 16, 32, and 2.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Nick Jonas gets the MCP of [Body]

Output: Nick Jonas gets the MVP of the Madden Pigskin Pro Am


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] My best memory of the summer [Body]

Output: My best memory of the summer is golfing at an absolutely beautiful course in Jasper, Alberta. The play that would make me the happiest this year is a game winning TD reception at some point for Devin Gardner. He's a great talent and an even better kid and has handled having Denard in front of him with class. Best new beer I tried this summer was the Sunset Gold at John Harvard's. Favorite tailgate food has gotta be burgers and dogs. I'm not picky. I'll be watching the game Saturday night at a hotel on Cape Cod. My sister is getting married there the next day.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] The jokes that you've made [Body]

Output: The jokes that you've made over the years - I don't really get them. But the fact that you're making them? I respect that.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Well, there's no question [Body]

Output: Well, there's no question those words are gonna be said a lot.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Thomas Gordon expects at [Body]

Output: Thomas Gordon expects at least like 200 people at Jerry World.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] The sticking point for DB [Body]

Output: The sticking point for DB seems to be that playing in front of 40,000 is beneath us.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] UMass plays their home games [Body]

Output: UMass plays their home games at Gillette now. They are scheduled to play Vanderbilt there on 9/21/13, the same day as the UM/UConn game.


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Title] Can you think of how [Body]

Output: Can you think of how embarrassing it would be for UConn to have their biggest home game ever in New Jersey or Massachusetts? I also saw the Yale Bowl suggested above. I think they would rather scrap the football program than play home games at Yale. When it comes to building programs I think UConn knows what its doing. They've become a top 5 basketball program in the last 20 years and the football program is following a similar trajectory. I have to believe that they want the prestige and excitement that comes with hosting Michigan. Allowing DB to strong arm them into a neutral site would bring them more money, but would be shortsighted considering what their goals are. Or maybe I'm just hoping they stick to their guns because I have a sweet parking hook up at The Rent!


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Interesting point. The voter [Body]

Output: Interesting point. The voter doesn't have much to lose and stains to gain a lot.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] So are you looking to pawn [Body]

Output: So are you looking to pawn these or sell them? Very cool collection.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] I was in D.C. for work a [Body]

Output: I was in D.C. for work a couple of weeks ago and a coworker offered to let me use her map and travel guide of the city. I figured I could just use the internet for that information but didn't want to be rude so I took the stuff and thanked her. Of course I left it in my hotel room and today after work I have to go buy a new book and map for her. Totally sucks. On the bright side I do have a $5 off coupon for Qdoba which is near the bookstore. #blessed Beers will be consumed once I make it home. It's been a long week and I need to escape reality for a few hours.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Just hope it's a precaution. [Body]

Output: Just hope it's a precaution.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] As someone said above, the [Body]

Output: As someone said above, the actual jersey and pants aren't too bad. Our clowniforms against MSU last year were worse. It's when you consider what they did to that iconic helmet that the real tragedy begins to take shape and you realize that we could have had it so much worse. Please no more crazy uniforms and don't ever touch the helmets.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] You look good girl. [Body]

Output: You look good girl.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] I never expected that the [Body]

Output: I never expected that the MGoBoard broke the story a week before it was up on BSD's main page.


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Title] Fwiw, I went to my first The [Body]

Output: Fwiw, I went to my first The Game last year and was really impressed by the civility of fans on both sides.


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] His second punt return in the [Body]

Output: His second punt return in the SEC Championship Game against Georgia might be the greatest return I've ever seen and he didn't even score. EDIT: video embed fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBN0HimOLFM


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Who came up with this list? [Body]

Output: Who came up with this list? A bunch of donkeys?


Input: [Date] 2 years 51 weeks ago [Title] Roundtree got an assist on [Body]

Output: Roundtree got an assist on Denard's 87 yard TD run at South Bend two years ago with a great cut block on the outside.


Input: [Date] 2 years 52 weeks ago [Title] I, for one, will miss trying [Body]

Output: I, for one, will miss trying to figure out what Jerald Robinson is tweeting about.


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 days ago [Title] So now that I know what a [Body]

Output: So now that I know what a brony is, wtf is My Little Pony?


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Why is it that I can watch [Body]

Output: Why is it that I can watch the State of the Union live but not something truly important like Denard speaking at the B1G Luncheon? /s /not really


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] First we have to get a Bama [Body]

Output: First we have to get a Bama fan to wear a shirt for an entire week. Then we can worry about if it''s clean or not.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] hahaha "a trash storm that [Body]

Output: hahaha "a trash storm that would make Spartan Stadium proud".


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] This episode doesn't exactly [Body]

Output: This episode doesn't exactly help the credibility of your new blog.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] I've had a rough night and I [Body]

Output: I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] What if they started making [Body]

Output: What if they started making the balls out of the same material as the gloves? Problem solved.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] I think once you start giving [Body]

Output: I think once you start giving the kids stickers it's gonna be a tough sell to take them back.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Pure, unadulturated internet [Body]

Output: Pure, unadulturated internet speculation. C'mon it's July!


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] And then this just came [Body]

Output: And then this just came through: Chris Elsberry  @elsctpost Just got a text from Silas Redd Sr. saying that his son playing for Penn State this season and then going pro was "misinformation."


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] Redd is from Stamford, CT [Body]

Output: Redd is from Stamford, CT originally and I follow some of the football writers for the CT Post. Here is one of them tweeted 18 minutes ago: Chris Elsberry  @elsctpost Doesn't make sense. RT @desmondconner: Hearing PSU RB Silas Redd, of Stamford, is staying put for this season then possibly on to #NFLDraft


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Title] It's my fault. I make one [Body]

Output: It's my fault. I make one joke about Penn State and this news breaks like an hour later.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I don't know what it says [Body]

Output: I don't know what it says about you. I know that I made my own set of mistakes when I was Stonum's age only no one cared because I'm not a high profile athlete. Maybe that's why I'm a little more forgiving towards him. I've got a nice big glass house.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I think he's doing the grad [Body]

Output: I think he's doing the grad year transfer thing. He received his degree from Michigan this Spring.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] Hey did you guys see the [Body]

Output: Hey did you guys see the #GoBlue on the field? What an innovative and fun way to expand the brand. Way to go Mr. Brandon! You really get our generation.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] It's been a privilege to root [Body]

Output: It's been a privilege to root for this kid.


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I got papers if you got weed! [Body]

Output: I got papers if you got weed!


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Title] I'm Ted Brogan. I played a [Body]

Output: I'm Ted Brogan. I played a little minor league ball in the 80's. I was supposed to play in Japan, but I failed a drug test.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Saw the title of this thread [Body]

Output: Saw the title of this thread and knew LSAClassOf2000 would be all over it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] I promised an update. I went [Body]

Output: I promised an update. I went with Molson. Lots of Molson.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] I thought I saw a wolverine [Body]

Output: I thought I saw a wolverine today in the Canadian Rockies but when we got closer it was just a porcupine. It was probably just wishful thinking.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] I've got 2 Moosehead Lagers [Body]

Output: I've got 2 Moosehead Lagers left from last night to get me started. Then I'm off to find something else. I will keep everyone updated.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] You're right. I love Labatt [Body]

Output: You're right. I love Labatt but I've been up in Canada for the last week and have enjoyed many great local brews.


Input: [Date] 3 years 4 weeks ago [Title] Right now I'm sipping on [Body]

Output: Right now I'm sipping on Moosehead Lager in Lake Louise, Alberta. I've been told the alcohol hits you twice as hard at altitude. I'll be the judge of that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Whatever. Enjoy the game [Body]

Output: Whatever. Enjoy the game buddy.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Ironically enough I was away [Body]

Output: Ironically enough I was away from my desk and missed the goal.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Ok so you coach and you've [Body]

Output: Ok so you coach and you've got a Barcelona avatar. That doesn't make you the authority on the sport. It's not a dumb idea. I'm not coming on a soccer thread and blindly bashing the sport. I highlighted something that I think could be improved (the pace of play and more attacking) and provided a solution.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I'm not only entertained by [Body]

Output: I'm not only entertained by goals. I like the "build up" as you say. However, if no goals are scored for 2 straight games and 4 hours of total running time I start to wonder how they can maybe improve the quality of the product. There are unlimited subs in American sports and there's still plenty of strategy. There would be ways to prevent substitutions just for the sake of stalling and I'd argue that the official would be able to add that to the extra time at the end anyway.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] My main suggestion would be [Body]

Output: My main suggestion would be to allow for unlimited substitutions.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Trust me, I'm a soccer fan. [Body]

Output: Trust me, I'm a soccer fan. I grew up playing the sport. I've been glued to every World Cup since America '94. I'm an Arsenal fan and have attended 2 of their games.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] The last 4 hours of this [Body]

Output: The last 4 hours of this tournament have gone by without a goal scored. I'm a soccer fan but something needs to be done to encourage scoring. Maybe if they had unlimited substitutions it would speed the game up and allow for a more attacking style of play. At the very least they should get rid of the absurd penalty kick shootouts. They are like a glorified free throw contest. Unfortunately, I think that FIFA and EUFA move slower and are more resistant to change than even the NCAA.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Trolling my Domer friend with [Body]

Output: Trolling my Domer friend with a fake quote from Jack Swarbrick: "This move represents a pragmatic approach to Notre Dame's place in the new landscape of College Football. Notre Dame has great pride in our football independence and our traditional rivalries. However, the newly approved 4 team playoff format has placed an emphasis on conference championships. To secure our seat at the table and consistently compete for the at-large playoff spot, we must make concessions to what has historically been the toughest schedule in the nation. Removing schools like Michigan or USC from our schedule, even for a small window of time, allows our student athletes the best chance to compete for the highest prize. The National Championship of College Football is one of the most prestigious honors in sport and is the ultimate objective of every Notre Dame football team." Now that's what I call a verbal white flag


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I think it's at 6:45 tonight. [Body]

Output: I think it's at 6:45 tonight.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] I watch that video probably [Body]

Output: I watch that video probably once a week and one thing that has always bothered me is that Griese doesn't say the number 11. Everyone else says 132 years, 77 all americans, 42 Big Ten championships, etc. Griese just says "national championships".


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] When I was in high school and [Body]

Output: When I was in high school and AOL Instant Messenger was first becoming popular I used to love going into chatrooms and messing with people. They had different rooms set up for different hobbies like gardening or religion. When you already know what everyone is there to discuss it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I guess I eventually either matured or didn't find enough sport in it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Everyone needs to go the [Body]

Output: Everyone needs to go the Steven R Kass route and use their full names. SSN's in the signature line. We have one week to comply.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I don't ever want to see a [Body]

Output: I don't ever want to see a Michigan/osu rematch. It would take away the importance of the game which has made and broken the season of both teams so offen in the past.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Pipkins is a grown man. He [Body]

Output: Pipkins is a grown man. He was looked after by a doctor. If a doctor cleared him to play and pipkins feels he can play, then he should play. Harbaugh isn't a doctor and doesn't know how he feels. If Saban did this all you guys would be having a fit. Everyone here has a stiffy (including me) cuz harbaugh is now the coach so you're afraid to say anything negative about the guy. He wants to play for Michigan, let him fucking play for Michigan.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Hall of Fame [Body]

Output: I dont respond to many posts, but just had to say this was the funniest thing I've seen on the blog.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] michigan already has a [Body]

Output: michigan already has a coaching search agency. Its called the AD.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] My buddy and I go to one home [Body]

Output: My buddy and I go to one home game and one road game every year. Last year we went to the nebraska game. After losing to Michigan State I wasnt very excited about going. but once I drove the 9 hours to get there and sat in the big house it reminds me how much I love michigan and Ann Arbor. Maybe it's different if you live close to Ann Arbor, but no matter how bad things are going, I know that once I arrive I will have a smile on my face. Im making the 9 hour drive next Friday for the Penn state game with a very pregnant wife and It will be awesome to see those winged helmets and sing the victors. Hopefully without Hoke. Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] most of our elected leaders [Body]

Output: most of our elected leaders in congress also have these degrees...how's that working out? Approval ratings consistantly in the 20% range.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Very proud of this team and [Body]

Output: Very proud of this team and coach. This program has come a long way. GO BLUE! HAIL TO THE VICTORS!


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Im drinking my favorite brew, [Body]

Output: Im drinking my favorite brew, Boulevard wheat. It's a kansas city beer. best wheat beer out there imo. Congrats to the team. Big 10 champs. I love not sharing titles. GO BLUE! HAIL!


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Title] If Cuba is such a great [Body]

Output: If Cuba is such a great place, then why do people risk their lives crossing open water to get here?


Input: [Date] 2 years 7 weeks ago [Title] Worst: the old Memorial [Body]

Output: Worst: the old Memorial Stadium in Cleveland


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] their non-conference sos is [Body]

Output: their non-conference sos is one of the worst in the nation. Big ten team or not, don't ever feel sorry for iowa.


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Title] Very proud of the team. Nice [Body]

Output: Very proud of the team. Nice to get a big win. Played hard. I hope Tim keeps his head up, he looked very upset especially toward the end of the game. The guys showed a lot of heart after a disappointing couple of weeks. Go Blue!


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] cant post yet, but denard is [Body]

Output: cant post yet, but denard is going to be on the dan patrick show around 9:30am est.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Howie Feltersnatch [Body]

Output: Howie Feltersnatch


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] yeah i know the rules. ive [Body]

Output: yeah i know the rules. ive been on this site almost every day for 2 years now. as long as things don't get nasty then the debate should be allowed. otherwise there is no point in having a board.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] I so sick of this site [Body]

Output: I so sick of this site censoring every little thing worth talking about. Isn't there a way to delete the nasty posts, and let the interesting ones go. If you must lock a topic, why cant you at least leave a majority of the posts while not allowing any more replies so people can follow some of the debate. We cant be critical of the coaching staff, can't ever be critical of any recruit no matter how selfish they act or what they say, or if they take pics of stacks of cash or pose with bongs. You might as well just write what we should all think and forget the board, because its getting beyond ridiculous.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] We were pre-season top ten [Body]

Output: We were pre-season top ten last year and how did that turn out. I want to see michigan win some big games for once before I start worrying about polls.


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Title] how would you guys compare [Body]

Output: how would you guys compare our homecourt advantage vs other arenas?


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] How about posts that begin [Body]

Output: How about posts that begin with an apology. "Sorry Im not an expert," or " Sorry if this has been posted already," or "Sorry this is from my iphone," or "Sorry im late to the discussion, I just now was able to remove the pickle." You know, stuff like that.


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] As an ISU grad i can say [Body]

Output: As an ISU grad i can say that's not all true. Our basketball program doesnt suck, football program has grown a lot in the past decade, our women's sports are good, and iowa state has great vet, engineering, business, computer, and ag programs. Not a lot of eyeballs agreed, but there's still a lot ISU could offer the big ten. Our fan base bought all or just about all the allotted tickets to a bad bowl game against an opponent they already beat.


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] If you're in the public eye [Body]

Output: If you're in the public eye and open a twitter account you're going to run into the occasional asshole.


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Title] The ball boy is 17. He knows [Body]

Output: The ball boy is 17. He knows better. He's stalling the game. I just wish he was actually kicked that hard to cause him to roll around like that.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] I tired of this subject just [Body]

Output: I tired of this subject just like im tired of people pretending to care about the health of people they don't know. Let people be informed and then let them live with the consequences of their own decisions good or bad. Anything less is just another excuss to tell people how to live their lives because you think you know better and you know what's good for them.


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Title] I dont get this at all. Can [Body]

Output: I dont get this at all. Can we at least get him a few more looks on offense before we banish him to the CB depth chart? Enough with the mgokissup line of..."well I trust the coaches." They're human, they make mistakes, and not above criticism...see Al Borges.


Input: [Date] 2 years 35 weeks ago [Title] A team from the north playing [Body]

Output: A team from the north playing a team from the south in their backyard, no thanks. The structure is old. I'd be more interested in playing in boise against a different conference than being a part of another big ten embarrassment with all eyes on the s.e.c vs big ten scoreboard, especially this year.


Input: [Date] 2 years 38 weeks ago [Title] I dont get how whining and [Body]

Output: I dont get how whining and being critical about the coaches gets you banned, but calling people asshats is somehow okay? If someone is offbase on their opinion, the board will let them know.


Input: [Date] 2 years 40 weeks ago [Title] I went to both games the last [Body]

Output: I went to both games the last two years. Many more neb. fans in ann arbor than michigan fans in lincoln. I had the unfortunate pleasue of sitting next to a neb. fan who was also a spartan grad. He wasn't too horrible but you knew from sitting next to him that something just wasnt right. I think the tailgating is about the worst along with iowa city. Fans overall were nice. I did find it funny though I ran into the same husker fan outside the stadium twice who kept swearing and telling me to take off my michigan jersey. I asked a lot of neb fans last year ( including my father) how they were treated in Ann Arbor, and all of them said michigan fans treated them fine and they liked being in ann arbor. good all around fan experience i think for both fan bases.


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] Cheers from Iowa! Enjoying a [Body]

Output: Cheers from Iowa! Enjoying a wheat beer from KC called Boulevard. GO BLUE! WELCOME HOME MR. PAUL BUNYAN!!!!


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] I hope he arrives before [Body]

Output: I hope he arrives before kickoff. Go Blue! Beat state!


Input: [Date] 2 years 41 weeks ago [Title] There isn't a room left in [Body]

Output: There isn't a room left in lincoln under 260$ before taxes. I was in ann arbor for last years game and plan on enjoying this game just as much. Anyone from Michigan making the journey to lincoln?


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Title] It's a beautiful campus year round... [Body]

Output: ...if you know what you're looking for.


Input: [Date] 1 day 10 hours ago [Title] I'll take it [Body]

Output: I have to spend the next eight days in SEC country, and not Florida or Tennessee. I'll be in the heart of it, Baton Rouge and Birmingham among other deathbeds hotbeds. These 17 second clips will probably be the best 17 seconds of my day.


Input: [Date] 2 days 1 hour ago [Title] Combo effect [Body]

Output: I think only PSU has more living alumni than us. Plus people know what Harbaugh has done in previous stops. If we win the B1G this year that means wins over likely top 10 teams, maybe top 5 teams in OSU and MSU. It's not crazy if we have good QB play.


Input: [Date] 2 days 14 hours ago [Title] He was trolling folks during the Fiesta Bowl also [Body]

Output: He was on Twitter talking about how much RichRod sucked and their losing in the Fiesta Bowl was proof that he was the wrong coach for us. Considering how many eggs we have laid in bowl games over the years, he should've known better than to use a bowl game in the new CFP-system for proof that RR sucked. Bad fit for us? Maybe. But man, it's time to stop analyzing the coaches. Maybe he's better analyzing players.


Input: [Date] 4 days 2 hours ago [Title] Great, another childish meme is over. [Body]

Output: Michigan man...gone Ohio...back in Athens, OH. But hopefully Harbaugh is able to grow more Walmart Wolverines in Pasadena, Miami, Dallas and any other places the CFP will be held.


Input: [Date] 4 days 5 hours ago [Title] That bullpen is a disaster [Body]

Output: You don't win a playoff series with that type of performance. I agree about the Cespedes/Porcello trade, but it only works out if either Cespedes comes back or those guys we got from the Mets pan out. Porcello didn't forget how to pitch suddenly, so I expect him to bounce back next year. Oh, and Dombrowski never could make that Fister trade good. If he would've held onto Robbie Ray, it would be a good deal. But he flipped that into Shane Greene. I still think that was his only series of bad trades here.


Input: [Date] 4 days 5 hours ago [Title] He would've been a FA anyway [Body]

Output: His contract stipulated he be a FA five days after the season. And this team was going nowhere with that bullpen (Did you watch last night's game?). It's better to get something for him now and convince him in the offseason to play in 2016 and beyond in Detroit. And your shitty GM built a team that four straight division winners and two AL pennants. If Verlander, VMart and Cabrera were healthy all season, this team is likely at least five games better in the standings.


Input: [Date] 4 days 5 hours ago [Title] Does this mean no NCAA '17? [Body]

Output: That's the really important question.


Input: [Date] 4 days 5 hours ago [Title] He's not coming back unless we overpay [Body]

Output: It's the "Detroit/Auburn Hills" tax that the Tigers, Lions and Pistons have to pay.


Input: [Date] 4 days 8 hours ago [Title] Paging Mr. Lewan... [Body]

Output: ...Paging Mr. Lewan.


Input: [Date] 4 days 8 hours ago [Title] On the flip side [Body]

Output: I would love the opportunity to strike the pose in an OSU endzone.


Input: [Date] 4 days 9 hours ago [Title] What does UMHS have to do with a marching band? [Body]

Output: And how is this not OT?


Input: [Date] 5 days 4 hours ago [Title] Maybe best double thread ever [Body]

Output: I wish there was a thread about the best double threads ever.


Input: [Date] 5 days 4 hours ago [Title] Source? [Body]

Output: Your title says something, but the message says nothing. I can't find anything yet on the Detroit papers or ESPN. I want to see what "major league ready" prospects we get.


Input: [Date] 5 days 5 hours ago [Title] I'm married [Body]

Output: My wife cares.