Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Exactly - we had a number of kids from Louisiana [Body]

Output: and other places where the local programs were down. If you remember - LSU, Texas, and Oklahoma were all going through down periods and our recruiting benefitted from that. Anthony Thomas, Russell Shaw, Jeremy Tuman, James Hall, Marcus Knight,Tommy Hendricks, etc. all came from "the south". Sure, we had our share of midwestern kids, but the roster was supplemented with studs from around the country.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Title] 1 Question - Where Did You Get the Mancave Flag??? [Body]

Output: I want one for mine!


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Title] +1 to you, sir.... [Body]

Output: I thought the very same thing when I saw the flag.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Exactly....if you've never [Body]

Output: Been to Westwood, it is a pretty amazing place - especially in late January for a kid from the Northeast. But in Harbaugh we trust!


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Excuse the ignorance here, I've been traveling... [Body]

Output: Is the Zordich hire official? I did not see anything.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Except he did bring us [Body]

Output: Denard....


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Don't Let it Kill You Babe, [Body]

Output: Don't Let it Get To You..... Upvoted You for the TP reference!


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I Live Here in Atlanta... [Body]

Output: and his name is being thrown around for the Georgia OC job now that Mike Bobo has left for CSU. Georgia has a very good offensive line coming back along with a stable of RB's. It will be interesting to see what happens.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Just Curious About Pipkins... [Body]

Output: Is he still slowly recovering from his knee injury?


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] His second house is on Lake Burton [Body]

Output: Which is one of the most exclusive areas here in the state. It is a lake/resort/golf community in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in N. Georgia.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Countess is lucky here the ball wasn't thrown to his man.. [Body]

Output: he was wide open and it would have been a touchdown.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Is This What Also Happened on the 80 Yd. Touchdown? [Body]

Output: I was unable to see, but was poor jam technique also the problem on the long TD pass? The reason I ask is the only thing viewable on the TV was Countess about 3-4 yards trailing behind the receiver. If he did have poor technique and got off balance like the gif in the post above, it would explain why he got burned so bad - just curious.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Title] 31-28 [Body]

Output: Michigan


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Take a look at that Funchess fade.... [Body]

Output: Does anyone know if Peppers is coached that way to have his back to the ball? Maybe it's the camera angle, but he looks to have pretty good position on the route. It also appears that if he turned around, he might have a good chance to use his athleticism and possibly intercept it. I have noticed the last number of years that we have had DBs in position to make a play on the ball but their backs are turned. Does anyone who is a coach/more knowledgeable on DB play have any insight to this?


Input: [Date] 1 year 8 weeks ago [Title] I am probably dating myself here.... [Body]

Output: but his running style reminds me of Tony Boles -- upright runner with long strides and deceptively fast....but bigger.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] On My Way To Nawlins.... [Body]

Output: Sitting in ATLANTA crown room with a double jack on the rocks heading to my first Mardi Gras.....


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I live in Atlanta now and it was a "perfect storm" yesterday... [Body]

Output: I live about 6 miles from work and it took me close to 7 hours to get home. I fiinally had to park my car in a subdivision about a mile from my house and walk the remaining route last night. Media is saying that when the snow started around noon or so, the temp was right around freezing and quickly dropped which caused everything to ice over. In addition, all of the schools announced mid-day that they were closing early...which means parents have to leave early to get the kids...and it snowballed from there. I saw one headline that said "this is what happens when 5.5 million people all get released and hit the streets in about 90 minutes." Once that happened, the salt trucks were rendered useless because they couldn't get around. Per the commenter above, Atlanta is very hilly. I found out last night that the cause of the delay on my route was a Coke truck that couldn't make it up the hill started sliding backwards and then jack-knifed.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] Magnus - Do you think he changes OL coaches? [Body]

Output: I am just curious. I wonder how much of it was Funk's coaching and how much of it was Borges' predictable play calling? I mean, no matter how technically sound (or unsound) our offensive linemen are, no "technique" is going to be able to overcome a defense that practically knew what play we were going to run based upon our formation. Again, I am no expert and would love to hear more informed opinions on the subject.


Input: [Date] 1 year 30 weeks ago [Title] This is an interesting point.... [Body]

Output: Michigan had a number of kids from LA, TX & Big 12 country in the early to mid-nineties because LSU (Hallman & DiNardo years), OK (Gibbs, Schnellenberger, Blake years), & TX(McWilliams, Makovic years) were all having down periods AT THE SAME TIME. There was roughly a 12 year period ('87 - '99) where all 3 schools were floundering simultaneously. That all changed when LSU hired Saban (2000), OK hired Stoops (1999) and TX hired Brown (1998). I would bet that many of those kids would have stayed south if OK, TX, & LSU were performing better on the field.


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] It could be worse...at least [Body]

Output: we're not Florida.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] I have a serious question and bring this up.... [Body]

Output: because I have no expertise on offensive line play. What were some of the comments? The reason I ask is I am absolutely stunned (like all of us) at how bad this line is? Is it OL coaching? Talent? Offensive scheme? Lack of the depth and the 2 years RR recruited a total of 1 OL player coming back to haunt us? What is more perplexing is that the line wasn't this crappy the last 2 years. Is it the fact that we have no semblance of a coherent offensive game plan that hurts the OL performance? edit -- Sorry, I see you posted it while I was typing


Input: [Date] 1 year 39 weeks ago [Title] 24-20...Michigan [Body]

Output: 24-20....Michigan


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Title] So I have a question about this...... [Body]

Output: Borges prefers the West Coast type of offense. He's even written a book about it. Isn't the pass supposed to be used to open up the run? The stubbornness is mind-boggling. Is there a possibility that Hoke has dictated to Al what he wants to run even though Borges may want to do something different? I know this might sound far fetched, but I am still trying to comprehend our futility on offense and the obstinate refusal to try anything different. Just a thought.


Input: [Date] 1 year 46 weeks ago [Title] Amazing.... [Body]

Output: Well Done, Sir!


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Michigan 26 - ND 24 [Body]

Output: Michigan 26 - ND 24


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Brian -- In that last clip where Glasgow is pulling... [Body]

Output: he buries the LB charging up the field. Should Fitz have bumped it a little more to the outside? It almost looks like he cut it back into traffic. He may have had more room by cutting it outside after he got past the other LB that came up to fill.


Input: [Date] 1 day 2 hours ago [Body] Careful. OSU will sue if you write out his full name. [Title]

Output: Careful. OSU will sue if you


Input: [Date] 1 day 3 hours ago [Body] That thing knows how to make a case for a presidential pardon. [Title]

Output: That thing knows how to make


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] I only caught the last half of it, but there was nothing newsworthy there in terms of either actual news (i.e., things that people here would be interested in) or page click news (i.e., silly stuff that gets ESPN and talk radio excited). [Title]

Output: I only caught the last half


Input: [Date] 1 day 5 hours ago [Body] That vacation question was stupid and obnoxious. To paraphrase, it was basically, "So you went to Paris. What, you could just not be a coach for awhile? Did you learn anything relevant there?" Harbaugh answered it much more gracefully than I would have. He talked about how he and Sarah hadn't spent much time together without kids or football in years, wanted to change that, and this was where she wanted to go. I probably would have said, "It's a fucking vacation." [Title]

Output: That vacation question was


Input: [Date] 2 days 2 hours ago [Body] Happy birthday, Coach. Getting to know that guy a bit honestly turned me into a Michigan fan. [Title]

Output: Happy birthday, Coach.


Input: [Date] 2 days 3 hours ago [Body] I dare that guy to stick around until late November. [Title]

Output: I dare that guy to stick


Input: [Date] 2 days 22 hours ago [Body] Can someone check whether I'm understanding this correctly? No snark, honestly curious/confused. So Mullen is saying that coaches are sometimes forced (or wanting) to play true freshmen. With more true freshmen soon to be ineligible because of their relatively low high school GPAs, these coaches will play true freshmen with higher high school GPAs who would benefit from a redshirt. Since those kids kind of get screwed in this scenario, he thinks they should be able to play five years of college football if their grades were good enough coming in. Is that right? If so, it's intriguing enough not to just respond with an eye roll. It would give kids a strong incentive to get their high school grades up and schools a stronger incentive to recruit kids with good grades (though the new policy might do that, too). At the same time, it's a pretty radical idea (five years of eligibility) and I'm not sure that the problem is big enough to justify that solution. [Title]

Output: Can someone check whether I'm


Input: [Date] 3 days 3 hours ago [Body] I don't know, but maybe it's because he's still an active player? To the broader issue, I think it's sad that they totally killed the legends jersey concept. There was a lot to like about it. It kept numbers in circulation, allowed those numbers to be used in recruiting, kept Michigan legends in the fronts of our minds, and made for a really original way to acknowledge of a program's history. They made some mistakes with it - e.g., making the patches too big and encouraging guys to switch numbers - but those felt like relatively easy fixes. I think they threw out the baby with the bath water with that one. [Title]

Output: I don't know, but maybe it's


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Body] RAND did an interesting survey on this last year. Basically, very high percentages (almost half) of U.S. adults say they're uncomfortable with their sons playing football and hockey. The vast majority (~95%) is fine with their sons playing baseball, basketball, and track, with soccer (89%) slightly behind. A disproportionate share of the concern for youth football/hockey came from college-educated parents. [Title]

Output: RAND did an interesting


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Body] It's not a fact just because he said it authoritatively. It got my attention, but I'd like to see a source and more details. [Title]

Output: It's not a fact just because


Input: [Date] 4 days 6 hours ago [Body] I'd imagine it's similar to what rufftime, our resident Sparty, said above. [Title]

Output: I'd imagine it's similar to


Input: [Date] 4 days 6 hours ago [Body] A pretty severe punishment? Come on, he pulled a gun on a fellow student. One of the most nauseating comments around here is this idea that since bad things have happened at Michigan, we're just as bad as everyone else and have no right to comment on anything. Do you honestly think that Delton Williams would remain with the Michigan football program if he did that to a Michigan student? Do you think the University of Michigan would allow that? Hell, in your one example (Gibbons), we have a direct comparison point with MSU. As shitty as Gibbons' conduct seemed, Michigan handled that incident a whole lot more seriously than MSU handled the Payne and Appling incident. MSU had a Final Four streak to preserve, after all. If Michigan did this, it'd be the lead story on ESPN, the Free Press, and damn near every other publication in America. Hell, Keith Heitzman possibly not getting a fifth scholarship year managed to become the top news story on Yahoo. Maybe that scrutiny and the lack of attention that MSU gets leads us to self-police differently, or maybe it's something else (e.g., our athletic department's power being more constrained by others in the university), but I have a really hard time believing that this would play out similarly at UM. [Title]

Output: A pretty severe punishment?


Input: [Date] 4 days 16 hours ago [Body] Oh, fun. Thanks. I'm excited to tell the story of this post in my sure-to-come 30 for 30. [Title]

Output: Oh, fun. Thanks. I'm


Input: [Date] 5 days 3 hours ago [Body] Wait, you gave yourself a logo? [Title]

Output: Wait, you gave yourself a


Input: [Date] 6 days 18 hours ago [Body] I agree. By my count, there are 55 four-star WRs in this year's 247 composite rankings and 50 of them are at least 6 feet tall. The only way I ever really see recruiting sites evaluated is by how well their rankings predicted NFL draft status. In terms of college productivity, I'd guess that they tend to overrate kids with NFL bodies who might take a long time to develop as players and underrate kids likely to be productive in college but unappealing to the NFL. [Title]

Output: I agree. By my count, there


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] You didn't read carefully enough. This is about Braxton Hicks to the wash room. The OP is just really sick of seeing false pregnancy contractions in public. [Title]

Output: You didn't read carefully


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I think the original critique/concern was way overstated, but I'll admit that I have some questions, too. I'd feel great about all of the low-rated guys if those guys were clearly at the top of our coaches' lists. But they've given out a ton of offers this year, so it hasn't been quite that targeted. And I'm a little uneasy about how many teammates/brothers/etc. of high-level recruits seem to be getting offers. At times it seems like we're willing to use two or three roster spots to (maybe) get one top guy. Unless it's for a Rashan Gary-level recruit, I'm not sold on that approach. Having said that, I'll cut the coaches - and especially these coaches - a ton of slack on guys they've worked with at camps. And I agree with WolvinLA that recruiting, while important, gets so much attention now that its importance is exaggerated. It's also nice to see comments from Drevno, at Michigan [link] and before then [link], that basically say Harbaugh's the best talent evaluator he's ever seen. [Title]

Output: I think the original


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] So you're telling me that if Mitchell, who's supposedly down to Michigan and OSU, tried to commit to OSU then Meyer would basically tell him, "That's okay. Go to Michigan."? Yeah, I'm a little skeptical of that one. [Title]

Output: So you're telling me that if


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] I don't think anyone has mentioned the 2005 Rose Bowl against Texas. A loss, but a damn good game. [Title]

Output: I don't think anyone has


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] I was about to post the exact same photo as migiT, but here's another (in white): As an aside, LaVell Blanchard is high on my list of all-time Michigan basketball favorites. Great player, great kid, bad timing. [Title]

Output: I was about to post the exact


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I remember Brent Musburger joking about the great names on (I think) our 1996 team. That team had a Payne, Steele, Irons, Sword, Swett... and a Copenhaver. [Title]

Output: I remember Brent Musburger


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] In other words, no offense to mid-July threads with 154, 80, and 235 responses, respecitvely, but here's a much more relevant thread -- a look at a generally uninteresting position group class from eight years and three coaches ago (that happens to redirect to your site). This content is fine - in fact, I enjoy this kind of thing - but why do you need to be so condescending and snarky with your posts here? [Title]

Output: In other words, no offense to


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 hours ago [Body] Disagree. This thread ("Past event in History") is an instant frontrunner for the Most Redundant Thread Title award at this year's MGoBloggies. It also has an outside shot at the Harbaugh Peculiar Capitalization award. [Title]

Output: Disagree. This thread ("Past


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] I totally agree. I'm convinced that if we had lost that game in an ugly way (e.g., if the 4th quarter was like the first three), then people would think that jersey was just as hideous as the bumblebees. [Title]

Output: I totally agree. I'm


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] For a little while there, he was crazy fun to watch in a "we're not good but had might as well enjoy this" kind of way. [Title]

Output: For a little while there, he


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Colin Cowherd and Fox seems like a match made in heaven. And I agree on Bomani Jones. In my opinion, he's the funniest guy - and one of the smartest guys - at ESPN. I generally hate sports radio, but his show is actually pretty damn good. [Title]

Output: Colin Cowherd and Fox seems


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Do we know if the (much smaller) numbers that people have been throwing around for peer programs and likely UM bids have been in terms of cash only or cash + apparel? [Title]

Output: Do we know if the numbers


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Nice to see that MSU has gotten over its Michigan obsession now that it's won a few football games. I can't imagine the scenario that would end with me opening an RCMB account. And I seriously doubt I'm alone on that. [Title]

Output: Nice to see that MSU has


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] That's really stupid. If Harbaugh tweets a photo of himself at a McDonald's, he's just doing what half of the other people on Twitter do. It's the media who are deciding to cover all of that crap like it's newsworthy. Harbaugh's just being himself and living his life. [Title]

Output: That's really stupid. If


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It's a nice area, but I'm usually up for a day in Charlottesville before I need to get my ass to Dubuque. [Title]

Output: It's a nice area, but I'm


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Title] By the way, love the Antione [Body]

Output: By the way, love the Antione "the Judge" Joubert nom de plume. Joubert and Gary "the General" Grant were my all time favorite Michigan guard combo until Tim and Trey came along a few years back.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Pretty sure the water just [Body]

Output: Pretty sure the water just parts when he comes near.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 hour ago [Title] Plus he looks just like [Body]

Output: Plus he looks just like Jabrill Peppers which can't hurt.


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] Love that clip. Everitt [Body]

Output: Love that clip. Everitt really wanted to hit him but probably held back because he didn't want to give that little jock-sniffer the free publicity.


Input: [Date] 1 year 3 weeks ago [Title] Won't be able to call it a [Body]

Output: Won't be able to call it a fluke when Caris Levert goes in the top 10 next year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Title] I think we are going to have [Body]

Output: I think we are going to have a really good defense this year. Especially the back seven. Not sure if Jabrill will win the Heisman, but maybe in another year or two.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Can't comment on Justified [Body]

Output: Can't comment on Justified but I loved Timothy Oliphant in Deadwood.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Yeah, no GoT really sucks. [Body]

Output: Yeah, no GoT really sucks. But a couple of new shows I've been watching and am now really into are Penny Dreadful (Sunday nights) and Salem (Thursday nights). And I too am looking forward to The Leftovers and Strain based on the trailers I've seen.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Hmmmn, interesting news but [Body]

Output: Hmmmn, interesting news but seems to contradict other recruiting.... It sounded like we were recruiting Hjalte Froholdt (who is an interior lineman) pretty hard up until he committed to Arkansas. I wonder what changed?


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Wow, so much negativity. I [Body]

Output: Wow, so much negativity. I bet at least one of these guys turns into a great receiver eventually. And I bet at least one of them sees significant playing time this year, not just on special teams. I know not every recruit is going to be a stud, but I would be very surprised if all three of them turned out to be busts. As bluekoj said, there is almost nothing to go on at this point. Lets give them a chance before we just write off the entire 2013 receiver class.


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Rorschach Test [Body]

Output: After reading the above comments, I'm now convinced the NFL draft is the perfect Rorschach test for Michigan fans. The optimists see the silver lining and the haters see confirmation that the coaches suck.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] I'd be really pissed if I [Body]

Output: I'd be really pissed if I were the security guard. He suffered a vicious attack for simply doing his job. If it were me, I'd want Jayru Campbell to receive the full wrath of the law (as a minor, not the bs where they often find some loophole to charge kids as adults), not some slap on the wrist. Counciling and anger management classes.....what a joke.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] I have no problem holding the [Body]

Output: I have no problem holding the coaching staff accountable. But I absolutely insist that we give them a few years to rebuild first, then fire 'em if they aren't getting the job done. I'm not sure RR was the best for Michigan but I definitely don't want his replacement to be run out of town before he even has a chance to field a decent team. And I don't want to be in a 20 year cycle of rebuilding like Notre Dame.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Seems like stability to the [Body]

Output: Seems like stability to the program arrived with Hoke. I hope we actually follow through and give him a chance to rebuild the program. Otherwise we will be rebuilding for another 3-4 years if we get rid of him after this year.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] Yep GoT and Walking Dead are [Body]

Output: Yep GoT and Walking Dead are great. I also am absolutely loving the first two episodes of Turn on AMC so far. Another good one that I just watched is the first season of Black Sails (on Starz). And Vikings (History Channel) is pretty awesome too if you haven't seen that yet. I've heard some people say that The Black List is good. I liked the first few episodes but it got silly when every week they catch a new super-criminal/terrorist. I don't really like one hour self contained shows anymore. Instead I prefer the series format. And yeah, Project Free TV is the best.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] Not so fast. We're still in [Body]

Output: Not so fast. We're still in it. Found this on twitter: Ryan Bartow @RyanBartow 4-star Chris Clark informing ppl he's de-committed from #NorthCarolina. Plans to visit #OhioState & #Michigan next.


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] I'm surprised no programs [Body]

Output: I'm surprised no programs have offered to let star recruits design the team uniforms as an incentive to come to their school. Or maybe we just haven't heard about it?


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] I don't have any inside info [Body]

Output: I don't have any inside info or anything, but from what I've read it sounds like Sterling Jenkins is leaning towards Penn State.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] I only drink at work. My [Body]

Output: I only drink at work. My problem is that I am a workaholic.


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] It says the University of [Body]

Output: It says the University of Michigan is 2.67 times more influential than Ohio State University, 3.43 times more influential than Michigan State University and is 2.94 times more influential than the Univerisity of Notre Dame. Clearly this must be true.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Unfortunately Stidham just [Body]

Output: Unfortunately Stidham just committed to Texas Tech. Hopefully this is just a "place-holder" commitment and he will still look around.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] From Twitter [Body]

Output: Apparently someone familiar was just a year ahead of you guys... Andrew Dakich @daycheck3 · 50m We haven't won an outright Big Ten championship since 1986. I think @JustJMo was a junior in high school back then.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] Unfortunately, I saw a [Body]

Output: Unfortunately, I saw a disheartening tweet from Steve Lorenz today saying he is changing his "crystal ball" pick to Penn State for Sterling Jenkins.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] From what I heard, Nicholson [Body]

Output: From what I heard, Nicholson was a good athlete and had nice size for a safety, but didn't like contact. I believe Penn State passed on him for the same reason.


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] What About Gibbons' Civil Rights? [Body]

Output: Perhaps you guys know more about this than I do. I live many states away and have only read a little about this but from my understanding, there were never any charges filed against Gibbons because the alleged victim did not want to pursue the matter. Then many years after the alleged rape that never warranted any charges, Gibbons is suddenly expelled because of a change in University policy. So Gibbons gets thrown under the bus by the university and now his reputation is forever destroyed.....and he may not have even done anything wrong? If anyone's civil rights were violated, it was Gibbons. Or am I missing some important legal details?


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] I don't know about that. The [Body]

Output: I don't know about that. The fans demand wins or the coaches head. Are we willing to trade our higher academic and character standards for wins on the field? LF is saying yes, loosen the standards. I'm not saying he's right, but he does sound like much of our fan base.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Shhhhh...... [Body]

Output: Don't heap too much praise on him. Everytime we get a good recruiting guy (Steve, Tom) someone comes along and snatches them up. Just kidding. Nice job BB.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] I had the opposite reaction. [Body]

Output: I had the opposite reaction. He completely embarrassed himself and will probably regret these comments when he grows up a bit. Now, instead of everyone talking about what a great corner he is, we're all talking about what a jackass he is instead.


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] My father's words [Body]

Output: When I emailed my dad about this last night, his reply was classic... "Can we hire some of their players too"?


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Title] Whaaaaaa [Body]

Output: What a big effing baby. If you're so unhappy then don't go. Whaaaa I'm locked in, whaaaa! Its my career, whaaa! The ticket prices, whaaa! Jesus dude, be happy you don't have a shit job like some of us.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Double post [Title]

Output: If anyone researched


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If anyone researched Harbaugh's recruiting at Standford, you would see nothing has.really changed but school colors. The guy recruits above average athletes that can compete and multiple positions and sorts in out on the field. Having already done the research, I asked the guy I know within the AD, how Jim will react to the boobirds in the offseason if he continued on with that recruiting philosophy here considering 80 percent of the fanbase would rather with the signing day title than a National Title. He laughed, and said Jim likes who he likes, recruiting rankings be damned. You may as well get used to it. He marches to his own beat. [Title]

Output: If anyone researched


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The King coaches are very pro MSU though. They are the leaders of the Harbaugh/Michigan doesn't care about Detroit battle cry currently going around the high school coaching circles. It won't take much for that staff to have their own interpretation of what happened with Dennis. [Title]

Output: The King coaches are very pro


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Sam said Jaylen would gradually cut the list down until he hot to two and then announce. He knows way too much about this recruitment for it not to go out way, right? Right?! [Title]

Output: Sam said Jaylen would


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Body] You don't think his friend Tyrone Wheatley will ever share anything with him? Mattison gives him stuff too. [Title]

Output: You don't think his friend


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] How was Webb able to do it? [Title]

Output: How was Webb able to do it?


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Body] 247 is awful [Title]

Output: 247 is awful


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Poor Sam. He is the best Michigan insider by far, he says that UM has a legit shot at Brown. They may even be in a top 2 situation and Ace refuses to believe there is a chance. [Title]

Output: Poor Sam. He is the best


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It is pretty funny to read through this thread and realize that 70 percent of the Michigan fan base is dumb about basketball. [Title]

Output: It is pretty funny to read


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Mario's injury is serious. [Title]

Output: Mario's injury is serious.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 1 day ago [Body] How many different boards do you offer this ignorant hot take about Chatman on? [Title]

Output: How many different boards do


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Yeah, that was real funny. [Title]

Output: Yeah, that was real funny.


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Sure it does. Any college athlete that is giving serious consideration to Harvard places some sort of premium on academics. The longer a diehard fan of any school goes without pledging the better. Look at how many "diehard" Michigan fans are playing football for someone else. [Title]

Output: Sure it does. Any college


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 1 day ago [Body] This has been in the works for awhile. I was told his mom landed a job at the University. She at least has been applying. [Title]

Output: This has been in the works


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yet Brian subscribes to them? [Title]

Output: Yet Brian subscribes to them?


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Scout is having a flash sale for 30ish markets. I am not sure why the Michigan site would need such a thing as they have the 2nd most subscriptions on their network. North Carolina has the most shockingly enough. Perhaps Fox/Scout are offering that deal to their most popular sites hoping to catch more of the fringe fans after the sale is done. [Title]

Output: Scout is having a flash sale


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 4 days ago [Body] They have been vetting some grad transfer options on the holes they have on D since they have gotten in the full swing of things. They have 1 strong possibility, perhaps 2. [Title]

Output: They have been vetting some


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Have YOU seen him play? I have. I actually played D1 basketball so I do have an eye for what it takes to play at that level. He is not out of place at all. He is an elite spot up shooter. Shoots well off 2 or 2 dribbles. Pretty good passer. He is skilled. [Title]

Output: Have YOU seen him play? I


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The doubters on Duncan will be creating the same threads now that they are about MAAR and Dawkins when 90% of this board was like wtf Beilein when he took them. I watched him play an open gym a few times with the guys. He is one of the better players on the roster offensively speaking. He is a terrible defender quite frankly, but the kid is dang near automatic when you give him a clean look. Deibler is the perfect comp. Weak defender, iffy handle, EXCELLENT spot up shooter, and pretty dang good pulling up off 1 or 2 dribbles. Bilas and Shulman were raving about the kid when they were in town. [Title]

Output: The doubters on Duncan will


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] Yes he is [Title]

Output: Yes he is


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 1 day ago [Body] You are out of your mind. You are not a wet blanket, you are drunk or not that bright. [Title]

Output: You are out of your mind. You


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I am looking for the Maize and Blue shoes that Beilein had on during Gameday. I have been looking for them in a size 12 since I saw them on Wheatley in a photo at Cass Tech. [Title]

Output: I am looking for the Maize


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It is so dumb and shortsighted to think that just because he played LB that is all that he will ever be able to competently coach. I could list dozens of former players that coach a different position than they played. Hell, Roy was a successful RB coach before Michigan hired him on. [Title]

Output: It is so dumb and


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Who knows with a new AD? He may have a different take on the no MSU night game stuff. [Title]

Output: Who knows with a new AD? He


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] Sam posted on GBW that he was in town the same day he posted that Durkin and Drevno showed up. When was that? Like Saturday night? Safe bet he is on staff. [Title]

Output: Sam posted on GBW that he was


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Sam posted on GBW a couple of days ago that this guy was in town. [Title]

Output: Sam posted on GBW a couple of


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: He is not "innocent" of the crime in the eyes of the law. He is not guilty. Those two concepts have very different meanings.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] God [Body]

Output: This board has turned into RCMB with an added, entirely underserved layer of moral superiority (the comments, not the OP).


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm sorry [Body]

Output: But it's laughable to say we have some sort of moral high ground on this. All you need to do is scroll a few inches to the right to read the Mgoboard thread on this story to see a couple dozen comments (which have not been criticized) about how this is "karma" for Weber because he chose OSU and how people don't feel sorry for him in the least. As a group, we are pretty much exactly as petty and childish about kids who commit to other schools as are Bucknuts, 11W, and RCMB. And we're definitely worse than places like BHGP (read their thread on Higdon recommitting).


Input: [Date] 25 weeks 2 days ago [Title] This has been analyzed repeatedly [Body]

Output: Stars matter. A 5 star is more likely to be an all-conference player and a high draft pick than a 4 star, and a 4 star is more likely than a 3 star. There's a huge margin of error with any individual recruit, but on balance recruiting rankings are decent predictors of college performance.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 days ago [Title] But Saban didn't want him [Body]

Output: It's common consensus that Saban told him to find a new job so that Saban could bring in Kiffin.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Feldman isn't an NFL guy [Body]

Output: He's a college reporter, and a really good one at that. Could he be wrong? Sure. But it's silly to lump every non-MIchigan reporter into one big "national writer" category and then dismiss every piece of info coming out of that category.


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Or [Body]

Output: They're being told by people they trust who have knowledge of the situation that Harbaugh isn't interested in the Michigan job. Why is that so completely unfathomable?


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Jesus [Body]

Output: An awful lot of people here sound like Notre Dame fans did about Meyer and Gruden during ND's last search. Basically every non-Michigan source at this point has said that Harbaugh is not interested in the MIchigan job. Could they all be wrong? Sure. No one has a direct line into Harbaugh's head. But people are reacting like every legitimate source saying Harbaugh ain't coming needs to be burned at the stake and is making stuff up, while every random person who says Harbaugh is coming has ironclad evidence. It's...unseemly.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Long/Bielema [Body]

Output: Perhaps an impertinent question, but are we just supposed to ignore the fact that Bielema has been, like, horrendously bad at Arkansas so far? I agree it was a stunning hire. It's far from obvious that it was a good one. The man is 0-12 in the SEC and Wisconsin fans seemed genuinely glad to see the back of him, even at the time. Given that a new AD is highly likely to be making an immediate coaching hire, this seems like something we should be keeping in mind.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: You access it through your TV provider. Directv subscribers do not have access to ESPN3 online. It's, as far as I know, the only cable provider whose subscribers can't use ESPN3.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] The reason people are confused [Body]

Output: is that the Baylor game isn't actually on ESPN2 on Directv. It's on ESPN2 alternate, and nothing is showing on ESPN2. So they're just getting a black screen and a notice that the game has been blacekd out.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] In an ideal world [Body]

Output: I would prefer to have a team with a dynamic spread offense and a great defense, but it's very uncommon for a team to be dominant on both sides of the ball. Given a choice between a great offense and a mediocre defense, or a team with a great defense and a mediocre offense, I'd choose the great offense 11 times out of 10. Given a choice between a team with a great pro style offense and a good spread offense, I'd choose the spread offense because I find it to be more entertaining, and that's why I watch football. I find good defense boring, and would rather be a mediocre team from the Dread Pirate Leach days than crush all comers playing Alabama's style. I personally loved the 2010 Illinois game, and have never understood why people are so upset about it.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] People are really overrating [Body]

Output: Nussmeier's stature at the time Michigan hired him as OC. Before Michigan hired him, I had never heard his name mentioned in connection with any major coaching job. Also, if you believe the scuttlebutt, it's not at all clear that Nussmeier could have waited a year at Alabama.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Team Chad Morris [Body]

Output: Though I admit a lot of that is aesthetic. I watch football to be entertained, and find teams that have hurry up spread offenses and mediocre defenses infinitely more entertaining that pro-style or defensively-based teams.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] People are answering you rationally [Body]

Output: You're just mistakenly conflating the possibility of getting 16 points with two touchdowns with the likelihood of doing so. You're not in a "two score game" if 75% of the time two touchdowns and two 2 point conversion attempts won't get you 16 points.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: 16 points is two scores and two 2 point conversions. We treat a 14 point game as "two scores" because the success rate on extra points is well above 95%, so you can safely assume that two scores will get you 14 points. Conversion rates on two point conversions are somewhere around 40-50%, so a successful two point conversion can't be assumed the way a successful extra point can. If you're down 8, half the time you're in a 1 score game (because you'll make the 2 point conversion) and half the time you're in a 2 score game (because you won't). The situation is obviously worse if you're down 16, because you need a 40-50% coin flip to come up heads twice. In other words, it's far more likely than not that you'll ultimately need 3 scores. In that situation, you want to find out as soon as humanly possible how many scores you actually will need by the end of the game, because any team down 3 scores needs to take drastic measures.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] You need the same amount of points regardless [Body]

Output: Not going for two just gives you the illusion of being in a 2 score game. But 60% of the time (or whatever current conversion rates are), you're still in a 3 score game. You just don't know it yet. And not knowing keeps you from employing the optimal strategy to maximize your (very slim) chances of winning the game.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I don't get this [Body]

Output: I'm not saying he's not a good coach (I think it's too soon to tell), but can we really just ignore the fact that part of the reason he's at Michigan is that Saban didn't particularly want him anymore?


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Coaching Options [Body]

Output: Feel like Chad Morris's name at least needs to be in the mix as well. Hot-shot coordinators don't always work out (hello, Will Muschamp), but the list of quasi-realistic candidates from the established head coach pool is incredibly thin after Mullen. If Michigan would have gone after the biggest hotshot coordinator on the market 4 years ago (Malzahn), I doubt people would be complaining today.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 14 hours ago [Title] The Coaching Pool [Body]

Output: isn't entirely devoid of options, though Narduzzi almost certainly wouldn't take the Michigan job. Dan Mullen, Chad Morris, Kirby Smart (not my preferred style but would fit with what the program wants to be).


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The goal of college athletics [Body]

Output: is not to maximize profits. I have no idea why our AD has such an incredibly difficult time understanding this.


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Title] Will it break your heart [Body]

Output: if I tell you it was actually Martin Tyler, not Ian Darke, who called that game and said the "howler" line?


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Title] Brian [Body]

Output: used to write about the Pistons on this site pretty regularly during the Haloscan days. This long predates Trey Burke.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Basketball [Body]

Output: School.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] Stokes is a very, very good college player [Body]

Output: He might be too much of a tweener to be an NBA guy, but he'll be a handful for Robinson (assuming they put Morgan on Maymon).


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] They Beat Virginia [Body]

Output: by 35 in Knoxville, and scored 87 points. Would guess that's doing a lot of the work.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Lagavulin [Body]

Output: neat.


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] Beat Them in 2009 [Body]

Output: Came back from 20 points down in the second half. Laval Lucas-Perry hit a late three that hit the front of the rim and somehow bounced up and in. If they don't win that game (against a very, very bad IU team), they probably don't make the tournament that year, and who knows where the program is right now.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] The argument [Body]

Output: is that teams generally don't take contested 3 pointers. If you have a hand in someone's face, he's not going to end up taking a 3. Thus, 3 point field goal percentage is mostly measuring how well teams shoot in situations where they had a good enough look to actually pull the trigger, and most of the variance in that is random chance.


Input: [Date] 1 year 31 weeks ago [Title] Doesn't matter if it took .3 or not [Body]

Output: Here's the rule: In any period, when the game clock displays 10ths of seconds and play is to be resumed by a throw-in or a free throw when 3/10 (.3) of a second or less remains on the game clock, a player may not gain possession of the ball and try for a field goal. Such player can only score a field goal by means of a tap of a pass or of a missed free throw.


Input: [Date] 11 hours 58 min ago [Body] UNIFORMZ!! [Title]

Output: UNIFORMZ!!


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Body] drinking some New Holland Hopped Whiskey...its interesting. won't buy it again, but not upset I bought it. but I think I'll stick to my Rye whiskey for sipping. Worst Job was working night shift at a gas station in highschool...yeah so many wierdos... this weekend well i'm almost done with it. but tommrow going to see my uncle I haven't seen in a LONG time who is home from colorado, other than that mow the lawn. and finish up insurance paperwork because some asshole decided my house was Radioshack and kicked my door in and helped himself to all my electronics. [Title]

Output: drinking some New Holland


Input: [Date] 3 days 5 hours ago [Body] I miss call center work about as much as retail....I worked in an amway callcenter for a year when I moved back to Michigan....so many people throwing there money away in a "multi level marketing buisness" [Title]

Output: I miss call center work about


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] Pheonix internation Speedway. my first and only experience of a live nascar event. parents were in town visiting me and brought me to the race when I was 20. it was HOT (duh its pheonix) but the only place to get water was in the same line for beer and they ran out of beer. I basically passed out from heat stroke trying to buy a bottle of water I was so warm. [Title]

Output: Pheonix internation Speedway.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Have a feeling that we will have to have an above expectations year to land him. 10 wins and beeting Ohio state or Michigan state. [Title]

Output: Have a feeling that we will


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Body] just under 2 months to go [Title]

Output: just under 2 months to go


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 4 days ago [Title]

Output: ummm...


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Working... [Title]

Output: Working...


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] our best and only hope is 2k make joe montana football for pc and make it modable. [Title]

Output: our best and only hope is 2k


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm all for wining this year, but I just don't like doing it this way...really wish Pip the best of luck. [Title]

Output: I'm all for wining this year,


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] man look how miserable Harbaugh is at recruiting...he will be back in the nfl soon [Title]

Output: man look how miserable


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Body] So with 2 point conversions being 50/50 on average. I'm no math wiz but seems to be the smarter play. [Title]

Output: So with 2 point conversions


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Another check in from the zoo here [Title]

Output: Another check in from the zoo


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Body] will there be an electronic only version again this year? you know save and tree and all? [Title]

Output: will there be an electronic


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Mine is SkyNet, my guest password is illbeback..... [Title]

Output: Mine is SkyNet, my guest


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 3 days ago [Body] me and my dad bought a 1965 Firebird 400 with ram air when I was 15. I paid for half of it..and planned on working the next summer to finish paying for it..we got it home and well mom had a fit....I ended up with 1988 Fiero...still loved the car but still... [Title]

Output: me and my dad bought a 1965


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Body] So what is the michigan connection for the As [Title]

Output: So what is the michigan


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Came expecting another Sauce Castillo thread... Left disappointed [Title]

Output: Came expecting another Sauce


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Body] First 2 episodes pretty good so far. [Title]

Output: First 2 episodes pretty good


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] 2008 capital one bowl. I think me my dad and my brother all looked at eachother, and said why the hell haven't we been doing what they did to flordia for the past few years... [Title]

Output: 2008 capital one bowl. I


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I felt Morris looked ahead of Malzone. [Title]

Output: I felt Morris looked ahead of


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Not good..... [Title]

Output: Not good.....


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Body] maybe the thought was he could go but he wouldn't be able to go the next day. So if you have him for day 20min tommrow and it gets you a win. the next two games should be easier and saving him for wisconsin may of got you enough to win the tourney. just a thought. [Title]

Output: maybe the thought was he


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Body] yeah i\he has techinically suited up the past few games [Title]

Output: yeah i\he has techinically


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 4 days ago [Body] how cool would it be we actually make the dance by wining the tournament. not that I expect us to go far in the tourny, but just salvaging the season by doing that would be huge for next year. [Title]

Output: how cool would it be we


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Im curious about this as well. Im thinking about bringing my now 9mo old to the spring game [Title]

Output: Im curious about this as


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Body] apple is the devil get a nexus or fire tablet [Title]

Output: apple is the devil get a


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Johnny didn't go 1. In the NFL number 1 needs to be a sure thing. [Title]

Output: Johnny didn't go 1. In the


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 hours ago [Body] They should do a how it would be more cost effective in the long run to hire a new coach [Title]

Output: They should do a how it would


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Castello lost a spot last year by waiting, I wounder how much that will play into how long he takes to decide. [Title]

Output: Castello lost a spot last


Input: [Date] 3 years 52 weeks ago [Body] Awesome post as usual. I need to make it to one of the Cincy area games. I forgot we had that many from Cincinnati. [Title]

Output: Thanks Tim


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 hours ago [Body] He's doing great so far and I hope it translates into on field performance. I find it funny that he likes the media about as much as he does ohio. [Title]

Output: Love This Guy


Input: [Date] 4 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I laughed out loud a couple of times. Illinois and Minnesota were my favorites. [Title]

Output: Great Post


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I don't like the uniform much but I like the idea behind it. One nice byproduct is that it garners attention (the good kind) and more people will talk Michigan football in June. Maybe catching the eye of a couple of talented defensive linemen that have yet to commit wouldn't hurt. [Title]

Output: I don't like the uniform much


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I thought this would happen due to Tom's updates. This is great news along with Strobel. Guys that are on the fence better reserve a spot or they'll have to go elsewhere. [Title]

Output: Awesome


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Can giant douchebags cross the border? [Title]

Output: Could be something else


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Best thread title ever [Title]

Output: Best thread title ever


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That would be cool but I think they tried that a couple of years ago with probation/eligibility and it wasn't executed well. I used Michigan and had a couple of incidents over 4-5 years but a friend of mine playing with a SEC school (imagine that) complained about it being a huge pain in the ass. He lost several players for random amounts of games due to academics and off field issues. Maybe they'll try again in the future. I'm not sure why but EA loves to drop features and bring them back years later claiming they are "new". I'm still waiting for the play editor to return. Having Denard with full dreads and 99 speed/acceleration will ease the pain slightly. [Title]

Output: That would be cool but I


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I don't really care for it but they will still have the best helmets in the country to balance it out. [Title]

Output: I don't really care for it


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] This is insane. I can't wait to see what happens next. Anybody see a signed TP pimp cup on Ebay yet? [Title]

Output: This is insane. I can't wait


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Seems like a good choice versus playing outside. Lets hope Michigan can turn the house that Peyton built into the Big House south. [Title]

Output: Seems like a good choice


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] That's nice. Maybe it should also have a line about being a colossal douche but I guess you would have to be to even consider coaching there. [Title]

Output: That's nice. Maybe it should


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Just go away Jimmy. Have fun coaching at Backwater U. God I hope ESPN doesn't sign that smarmy bastard. [Title]

Output: Just go away Jimmy. Have fun


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] I watched it earlier today and it was just as painful as the first time. Maybe they'll show this game to the players as an example of how not to play defense. [Title]

Output: I watched it earlier today


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Nice. Maybe ESPN could print out a couple more issues for the rest of his small, evil body so we could have a life sized dart board for our walls. [Title]

Output: Nice. Maybe ESPN could print


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] Great video. Even dogs are smarter than tsio fans. [Title]

Output: Great video. Even dogs are


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] This just keeps getting better [Title]

Output: This just keeps getting


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I really hope a tv ban is not in the punishment. I'd hate to miss a second of the upcoming beat downs. [Title]

Output: I really hope a tv ban is not


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I didn't think today would get any better. I'm glad I was wrong [Title]

Output: I didn't think today would


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I really forgot how good they were at every spot. Did the first d lineman in the backfield get to eat first? [Title]

Output: Great Video


Input: [Date] 4 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I can't believe the bastard resigned but I'm enjoying it [Title]

Output: Love This


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Love the last pic with Bennie. [Title]

Output: Nice


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Check out www.operationsports.com. They have 2011 and 2012 rosters for 360. [Title]

Output: 360


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] Taking one of the coordinator jobs sounds interesting. Looks like they've made improvements to tackling and defensive player movement this year as well. No more warping defenders to slap down passes....hopefully. [Title]

Output: Sounds Cool


Input: [Date] 4 years 10 weeks ago [Body] I agree that ND is a bitter rival but I guess some fans don't agree. All the close games over the years have made it even better. [Title]

Output: ND


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] Nice to hear what an uninvolved coach thinks about the Michigan coaching change. I don't know if I've heard anything bad about Mattison from his colleagues. I live in KY and the UK football team is the neglected child of the university. The basketball team is constantly getting media attention even during football season. It's kinda sad. The coaches are polar opposites. Joker is down to earth and a real person and then you have Calipari the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Well maybe a close second to Tressel. [Title]

Output: Joker


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I don't think Sparty will even come close to their record from last year let alone a NC. [Title]

Output: Ridiculous


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] I have fond memories of the man child pushing people around the low post. He looked 34 when he was a freshman. [Title]

Output: Shocking


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] If he works as hard as he plays he'll be a star. [Title]

Output: Nice


Input: [Date] 4 years 11 weeks ago [Body] We need both of them and they have the approval of a Wolverine. I really like what Ricky said about Hoke also. [Title]

Output: Package Deal Please


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Body] MSU favored by 2.5. Huge upset /s [Title]

Output: MSU favored by 2.5. Huge


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Happened on the last play. He limped up behind Coach B as he was being interviewed. Hoped it was just a twisted ankle. Get well soon!! [Title]

Output: Happened on the last play. He


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I don't get all the misgivings re: this hire. I work in medicine and the first doctor I trained under was in his late 60s and behind on some of the newer things. Does this mean I do everything like him now? No. I develop my own techniques and knowledge based on the multitude of others I have worked with and trained under. I'm sure Coach Tolbert did the same. I'd trust Coach Harbaugh to know what's best for the program. [Title]

Output: No problem


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I worked several years with D-1 programs and the coaches who I saw get the most from their players were the ones who connected with them. You could see it at Friday nights dinners and pre game meals and meetings. Those kids just had a look in their eyes like they would run through a wall for that coach. [Title]

Output: My view


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Special teams screwed them. A kickoff return to the 5? A 10 yard punt? And what happened to the aggressive blitz schemes that had Romo on his before he could he even complete his drops? [Title]

Output: Lions just Lioned


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Read the main page. Read the post below this from mgrowold. And my goodness man....don't post four times! Send post card from Bolivia. [Title]

Output: Seriously


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] Was worth clicking on the thread! [Title]

Output: This.....


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] To get up and walk away when up or not go in and say "I'm gonna win it all back". [Title]

Output: The other trick is...


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] YouTube "I'm a cow, hear me moo". My soon to be 3 year old nephew watches this. It's so dumb it's funny. [Title]

Output: YouTube


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Early 3rd quarter. Still in the game at that point but Morris I think fumbled and then threw an INT. Thought he should have put Gardner back in if for nothing more than a spark. That ended it for me. [Title]

Output: Minny


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Don't stop rooting. They're kids for the most part trying their best. I root for to see their excitement when making a play. I root for how they rallied around Lloyd Carr's grandson and the kid espn did the special on earlier this year. [Title]

Output: Lots to root for


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] When I see the OL from Wisonsin, Nebraska, etc I see men out there. Our OL still looks like a bunch of fat high school kids. Yes I have seen pictures of Green shirtless and such but great physique does not always equal football strength. I see our front seven getting pushed around and I think this comes from poor technique and lack of overall strength. It starts in the winter and summer programs and I hope one area that is changed is the weight room. [Title]

Output: Strength and Conditioning


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Body] There is not one player on this team who deserves a legends jersey. No #1, no #2. I like Ryan but he is playing out of position. No one on that team is playing up to anything. Just a bad football team [Title]

Output: Not one player


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Please stop trying to piss in my wheaties this morning. [Title]

Output: We won


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If he had been president of the university for 5 years and this was his first time ever showing up, I would say it means something. He may make this a once per year thing for all we know. [Title]

Output: No big deal


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Body] The team is struggling and things have been rough. Former players want to come this weekend, a big weekend mind you, and show support and people somehow turn this into an orchestrated puppet show by Dave Brandon. No where does it mention him! Ever think the former players wanted to do this on their own? Let's Go Blue!! Beat Penn St!! [Title]

Output: I don't get it


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] People are looking for any reason to bash the AD and the athletic department. Ever think the football players hear the boycott crap and get tired of it? That the team really does want fans there and those fans to be loud and get them hyped? Be positive, show up and cheer for a great game. Go blue! [Title]

Output: Agree


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This is Michigan- the students, the team, and the alumni. Not supporting the team is the most anti-Michigan thing I can think of. Show up on time, help get the team excited and earn a victory over PSU! Go blue!! [Title]

Output: Dumb idea


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Only thing any fan said to me "it's a long drive back to Lansing!!". What can you say? They're new to the Big Ten [Title]

Output: Only thing any fan said to me


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I don't watch Dave Brandon. I don't watch Brady Hoke. I watch Michigan Football. I think recruit Grant Newsome said (paraphrasing) "I didn't commit to the University of Brady Hoke. I committed to the University of Michigan". This whole boycott Maryland was the most idiotic thing on this board this week, created by the creator of this board who now says he'll wait and see what happens. Show up, cheer and and be a supporter....not a whiney ass. Go Blue! [Title]

Output: Will always watch


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Body] You're assuming the student athletes are unhappy. Have you seen the facilities? The plans for renovations? Folks-we're not very good at football right now. I hope they turn it around and play well this weekend. Here's to great game Saturday and GO BLUE!! [Title]

Output: Huh?


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] This fan base, specifically mgoblog, has lost its mind. You don't get the blood from the coach so you now turn your wrath to the athletic trainers and physicians? Its bad enough to read posts about boycotting games, wearing red and ripping tickets in half. What's next? Are you sure Shane's helmet was fit properly? Should we go after the equipment managers too? [Title]

Output: Pathetic


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 11 hours ago [Body] You have reached the Land of Stupid [Title]

Output: Goodbye mgoblog


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Going to a Michigan football game is something I cherish. The crowd, the helmets, the banner, the Victors. I won't miss one minute of Michigan football. I'll yell as loud as possible when the band comes out that tunnel and when the Victors is played. Michigan football is more than Brady Hoke. More than Dave Brandon. There are a 100+ young men who get one shot at this in their lives and I'll be backing them 100%. [Title]

Output: Count me out


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This is the kind of talk that infuriates me. To call someone a piece of shit is ridiculous. By all accounts, people say he is a good, decent man. He supports the kids, the university and the philanthropic events they do. You may say you think he is an awful coach or should be fired. I think he should have taken Morris out even earlier. Lay off the piece of shit comments and find better ways to describe your viewpoint, [Title]

Output: Bogus


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] I once worked college football and in our coach's 3rd year we had 50+ freshmen and RS freshmen on the roster. This was due to the previous staff's horrible recruiting and "win it now" attitude by signing a bunch of JUCOs. We went 2-9 that year. 3 later that same group won the IAA national championship. Young talent takes time to develop. We'll get there. [Title]

Output: Personal experience


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Started off with Bloody Mary at 10 am on the first tee and just finished dinner with a Star Hill IPA. Conversation at dinner devolved into who would win in the octagon: a chicken or a duck? Had some fictional sweet action going with most favoring the chicken. [Title]

Output: Golf day


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 day ago [Body] Cucumber infused gin with tonic. Refreshing after a hot day golfing. [Title]

Output: Cucumber infused gin with


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] I have to check out #s 1-4! [Title]

Output: If that is #5....


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Body] I too encourage people to register. I did so early last year when a friend's teenage daughter was diagnosed with a very aggressive leukemia. A selfless person became a match for her and she underwent a bone marrow transplant early last summer. At one point, she was hooked up to a device (ECMO) to keep her alive and given a less then 10% chance to survive. This past weekend, her family celebrated her high school graduation and she will on her way to college in the fall. Without the bone marrow transplant, it would have been a sadly different story. Its very easy to do. Just a cheek swab and mail it back in. Another website is bethematch.org. [Title]

Output: good cause


Input: [Date] 5 days 7 hours ago [Title] Bruce Madej told my Sports [Body]

Output: Bruce Madej told my Sports Media class that Moeller would've been retained if Bo was in town to cut off the media firestorm, but alas Bo was on vacation.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] or that catch at the wall for [Body]

Output: or that catch at the wall for Buehrle's perfect game


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Well they do have a club [Body]

Output: Well they do have a club football team now (hey that can apply to both the NFL Raiders and the Golden Grizzlies!)


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Computer science At least I'd [Body]

Output: Computer science At least I'd be a coding slave with a decent job than a marketing/business major with a not so great job.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] People assume that time is a [Body]

Output: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, It's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...stuff.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Man that would be a slap in [Body]

Output: Man that would be a slap in the face if Rudock chose a Horizon League school to be QB of their club team over a D-1 blueblood like Michigan


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] What if the stickers are [Body]

Output: What if the stickers are solid blue so they blend into the helmet? :O


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I know the logistics would be [Body]

Output: I know the logistics would be hell on short-notice but I feel the B1G Regular Season Champ should then host the B1G Playoff. Make it an actual goal to win the reg. season, or at least host the following season's playoff.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 4 days ago [Title] ...I'm gonna buckle up just [Body]

Output: ...I'm gonna buckle up just in case this leads to a commit watch somehow


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If Red's gonna stay one more [Body]

Output: If Red's gonna stay one more year like Bando mentioned, then I kinda hope Larkin declares for the Griffins that way his growth won't be stunted and can help the Wings sooner.


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Y'know all this heartbreak [Body]

Output: Y'know all this heartbreak could be prevented if we could JUST FUCKING BEAT PENN FUCKING STATE EVER


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Had this been the first bad [Body]

Output: Had this been the first bad year of missing the tournament, I can side with the Red defenders but no, this is year 3 of mediocrity. Love the man and what he's done but it's time for Michigan Hockey to progress forward. Time to evolve.


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 1 day ago [Title] His heart does, his [Body]

Output: His heart does, his hands/fingers/wrists do not


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Social media gives a public [Body]

Output: Social media gives a public platform to people who should not have one nor deserve one in some cases. It's been around long enough though that recruits should know its the nature of the beast. If you don't want it, make your account private. If they rule out a school because of what moronic lunatic fringe part of that school's fanbase tweeted them, then they were looking for an excuse to exclude that school anways.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 4 days ago [Title] SEC Buckeyes gonna Buck I'm [Body]

Output: SEC Buckeyes gonna Buck I'm sure our coaches will move forward at some point but I hope they have the class to sell recruits on the program/school, not sell themselves and make promises about staying.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Woooooo!! Open the [Body]

Output: Woooooo!! Open the committment floodgates! *dusts off gif*


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Very frustrating and very [Body]

Output: Very frustrating and very typical, can't say I'm surprised


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I have a bad feeling this [Body]

Output: I have a bad feeling this year's Wisky will be last year's PSU and we inexplicably lose to them despite their god awful record.


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 5 days ago [Title] It'll become relevant again [Body]

Output: It'll become relevant again once The Game decides who is going to the B1G title game on a yearly basis


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Now if each box contained [Body]

Output: Now if each box contained $1,000 inside.....


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Think its only fair that [Body]

Output: Think its only fair that LeBron buys Beats for all the other 127 schools


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Bill Goldberg *Jackhammers [Body]

Output: Bill Goldberg *Jackhammers Urban Meyer and Spears Mark Dantonio*


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] screw PSU and screw us for [Body]

Output: screw PSU and screw us for losing to PSU that's my opinion of it so far


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] OSU is gonna get theirs and [Body]

Output: OSU is gonna get theirs and we're gonna get ours. Sure we might lose a couple H2H recruiting battles but both schools have scooped up big talent simulataneously in the past. It's MSU, PSU, Wisky, Neb who should be concerned.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Just think of it this way, [Body]

Output: Just think of it this way, OSU and MSU are doing the heavy lifting to rebuild the B1G's cred in the nick of time for us to exploit it to our full advantage when Harbaugh brings us back to relevance :D


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Title] read the comments to the main [Body]

Output: read the comments to the main tweet for a good laugh, provided by both Raiders and Buckeye fans (who are perfect for each other)


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Drew Sharp will probably [Body]

Output: Drew Sharp will probably write something like "yeah Harbaugh's here now, but every year he'll have the NFL knocking on his door, causing a major distraction for Michigan. Is the distraction really worth it? No." then I wipe my ass with it because it's Drew Sharp


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] 1st and Goal: The [Body]

Output: 1st and Goal: The Corporatization of Tradition and the Rebellion Against It


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] Willing to bet my meager [Body]

Output: Willing to bet my meager paycheck that Brandon was behind the Legend jerseys for the WOW experience and Hoke was a puppet enough to agree to them


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I asked an Ouija board if [Body]

Output: I asked an Ouija board if Harbaugh was coming to Michigan and the slider moved to YES!


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 5 days ago [Title] At the very least it's public [Body]

Output: At the very least it's public that we offered Harbaugh with no doubts unlike 2010 when Brandon maybe did or didn't talk to Harbaugh and we had to guess until Hoke was inked


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Oh hey, it's Sunday again so [Body]

Output: Oh hey, it's Sunday again so the NFL fires its echo chamber back up and goes through their "how dare someone leave the NFL for college!" act


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The winged helmet and the [Body]

Output: The winged helmet and the block M is the core of why we cheer teams on, but it's the athletes and the play on the field that mobilizes and gives life to the helmets and block M. If I wanted to just cheer the university and its symbols and traditions and not the athletes, I'll just go stare at a picture of the Big House for 2.5 hours, and no one wants to do that.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 3 days ago [Title] He sounds like the perfect [Body]

Output: He sounds like the perfect pitch-man for WWE since that's how they operate. "Don't you dare tell us that you enjoy Dean Ambrose, we're going to make you like John Cena"


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Urban Meyer to Wisconsin He [Body]

Output: Urban Meyer to Wisconsin He loves cheese curds and the Wisconsin Dells no wait, that's me. I like those things.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Title] root hard for the Lions (as [Body]

Output: root hard for the Lions (as always) and the Seahawks this Sunday to eliminate the 49ers and potentially expedite this process


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Could see the Lions take a [Body]

Output: Could see the Lions take a look at him since Stafford likes freak athletes at WR to catch high balls, but I hope they draft defense with both Suh and Fairley gone potentially


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I peg him as being in the [Body]

Output: I peg him as being in the lower end of Top 10 WRs so probably mid to late 2nd round based on his measurables alone


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 1 day ago [Title] BYU and.... NIU "expand the [Body]

Output: BYU and.... NIU "expand the footprint" - Jim Delany


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'd like to think Harbaugh [Body]

Output: I'd like to think Harbaugh caught wind of this and told all his family and friends to put mad money on these odds


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm here for the [Body]

Output: I'm here for the Modbang.... ....wait


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Hell I'll throw crap at the [Body]

Output: Hell I'll throw crap at the wall too Uhh David Shaw or Mark Helfrich


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Jim Harbaugh is ornery [Body]

Output: Jim Harbaugh is ornery because he's gots all them khakis and no laundry detergent


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 5 days ago [Title] We're gonna have to do it the [Body]

Output: We're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way a 24/7 rotation of users camping out at Willow Run or wherever it flies out and back from


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] Smells like pain and anger [Body]

Output: Smells like pain and anger


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] Losing My Religion - R.E.M. [Body]

Output: Losing My Religion - R.E.M.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I hope Hackett is cognizant [Body]

Output: I hope Hackett is cognizant enough that we're people on the edge and that it's gonna take some serious olive branches to undo Brandon's mess. Michigan Football is on the precipice of creating a lost generation of fans if they continue to absolutely suck on the field. Students won't want to come back after graduation and kids growing up now will latch onto MSU or other schools because they're trendier.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Title] While the play early on in [Body]

Output: While the play early on in the season has been lackluster, I'm still hopeful that this is one of those teams that has growing pains through the first half then find their stride midway through and make a run at the tourney.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Or you know, they could just [Body]

Output: Or you know, they could just not provide anything and you pay $15 for those items as per the usual. Yeah, discount might seem tiny, but at least it's something.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Title] First remedy is to throw it [Body]

Output: First remedy is to throw it in the trash and get yourself something other than Toshiba Toshiba sucks


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This won't be a popular [Body]

Output: This won't be a popular comparison but Michigan BB = Michigan State FB Developing under-the-radar 2/3 star recruits into studs. Even now MSU isn't getting the elite recruits but they're starting to get looks from 5-stars. Just keep developing and the top-end recruits will come.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 4 days ago [Title] 1. LIONS 2. LIONS 3. LIONS 4. [Body]

Output: 1. LIONS 2. LIONS 3. LIONS 4. Mich FB 5. Tigers 6. LIONS seriously, if the Lions win the SB, there's going to be a frozen, drunken party for weeks.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] OSU is a rivalry built on [Body]

Output: OSU is a rivalry built on respect and equality MSU is a rivalry built on pettiness, bitterness, annoyance, and a one-sided inferiority complex so in essence, they're both rivalries, but only one of those do we actually dignify as a rivalry


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] big time Brother Rice-De La [Body]

Output: big time Brother Rice-De La Salle showdown next weekend in the regional final Go Pilots


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 2 days ago [Title] For tonight? I guess OSU [Body]

Output: For tonight? I guess OSU because then at least the Sparties in our lives will be quiet Monday morning at home/work/school/wherever you run into one. I imagine most of us don't interact with Buckeyes on a daily basis that is unless you're in Ohio, and if you are, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING THERE???


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If you took Bruce Madej's [Body]

Output: If you took Bruce Madej's class, he told us the story about the night of Moeller's incident since he was Football SID at the time. Long story short, he believes that if Bo wasn't on vacation and was present in AA for that incident, there would have been a PR storm BUT Moeller would have stayed on as coach.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] Hey, better an AD with MAC [Body]

Output: Hey, better an AD with MAC experience than an AD with pizza experience Just saying.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Can someone with good video [Body]

Output: Can someone with good video editing skills splice together a thrash tape where they make it so Dantonio and Urban are talking trash about Harbaugh? Then we mail it to Jim's house. Bingo, recruitment over.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] (repeated joke most likely) [Body]

Output: (repeated joke most likely) maybe the coaches were able to review game tape for real to prepare for Indiana without Brandon pausing the film every time he thought of a new marketing campaign


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Noodles and prices Stripping [Body]

Output: Noodles and prices Stripping away our honor We can now rebuild


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 3 days ago [Title] De La Salle Pilots I did the [Body]

Output: De La Salle Pilots I did the DLS to U-M jump before Shane Morris made it cool


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] MGoBlog becomes sentient and [Body]

Output: MGoBlog becomes sentient and starts rampaging around South Campus until it is pacified with Brandon's tears


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I have a feeling Schlissel [Body]

Output: I have a feeling Schlissel will not fire DB until he has the next AD already verbally committed and locked up. I don't believe he'll want to have a vacancy there for multiple days on end.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 6 days ago [Title] "Not everybody's the perfect [Body]

Output: "Not everybody's the perfect Athletic Director in the world. I mean every AD gouges people, belittles people, steals dignity from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I've always looked up to myself, David Brandon, and I always will"


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I don't trust in the Michigan [Body]

Output: I don't trust in the Michigan athletic department, so I think it's leader is (full of) nonsense


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] Let's have Bob Stitt be a D-1 [Body]

Output: Let's have Bob Stitt be a D-1 OC first before anointing him a HC.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Playing Destiny on Xbox One [Body]

Output: Playing Destiny on Xbox One


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Everything's coming up [Body]

Output: Everything's coming up Milhouse..err..Dave Brandon! between student ticket prices going down today and this development. Blah.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Title] - Containing Langford, make [Body]

Output: - Containing Langford, make Cook beat us through the air - Forcing turnovers (duh) - Funchessfest 2014


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This gives me probable, mild [Body]

Output: This gives me probable, mild irritation.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] My question is, why can't [Body]

Output: My question is, why can't Hoke and the coaches play up BOTH MSU and OSU games? Seems like there's all this attention/season's Super Bowl on OSU and par for the course/just another game on MSU when both are spaced out equally enough so that there can be hard attention on both games.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 6 days ago [Title] My dream scenario involves [Body]

Output: My dream scenario involves the 49ers being eliminated in the Wild Card Round by the NFC North Champion Detroit Lions at Ford Field, then Harbaugh is handed an official offer by the new AD immediately after. Win for U-M and Lions fans.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I think the list itself is [Body]

Output: I think the list itself is douchy for naming off these colleges I've never heard of and preaching about them to me like they know it all.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Title] We were an honorable mention [Body]

Output: We were an honorable mention for Excessive School Pride Douche under Ohio State


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Four words: Happy wife, happy [Body]

Output: Four words: Happy wife, happy life.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 4 days ago [Title] YEAH WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR [Body]

Output: YEAH WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR RE-GENTS MEET-INGGG


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I wouldn't expect Brandon to [Body]

Output: I wouldn't expect Brandon to be fired as soon as the meeting ends. I bet the regents will make their formal proposal like "Mr. President, we the regents recommend that David Brandon be relieved of his duties as Athletic Director" then Schlissel will take the weekend to make a plan and Brandon will be gone Monday at the very earliest.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Even though the end result [Body]

Output: Even though the end result may not come at the speed we want, I do believe we will eventually get the end result, that is Brandon removed and subsequently Hoke removed.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Bacon's source [Body]

Output: JUB: Hey, has your wife told you anything about either of your brothers-in-law's plans next year?


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Let's ask Charlie Weis and [Body]

Output: Let's ask Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino ...welp.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] First rule of Boo-Boo Club is [Body]

Output: First rule of Boo-Boo Club is no one talks about Boo-Boo Club


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hey Michigan Daily, I was [Body]

Output: Hey Michigan Daily, I was promised $1,000,000 from the Athletic Department. Look into why I haven't received it yet. I could really use it. - Pawn Z. Skeem


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 6. Dakich 6 floor slaps, 4 [Body]

Output: 6. Dakich 6 floor slaps, 4 towel waves, 2 dances, 100% hype


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hell hath no fury than a [Body]

Output: Hell hath no fury than a Michigan fan scorned


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Get the point across that the [Body]

Output: Get the point across that the outrage isn't solely based on the losing record, but how Dave Brandon has systematically alienated students, alumni, and general fans and has cheapened the honor, dignity, and tradition of the University with his marketing techniques and practices. Potentially creating a generation of apathy and disenfranchisement towards University athletics.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Teryl Austin is a name I've [Body]

Output: Teryl Austin is a name I've seen lobbied about recently too. But I like how the Lions defense is playing ;_; Stafford and the offense not so much


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] Print out 1,000 copies of [Body]

Output: Print out 1,000 copies of this article and plaster them all over the administration building and the President's office


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] CC: Hank Scorpio you just [Body]

Output: CC: Hank Scorpio you just want to get fired up and kill a secret agent for this guy


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] We're Michigan, we're smart [Body]

Output: We're Michigan, we're smart enough to have a team organize and distribute colored cards so when everyone holds it up, it spells "FIRE BRANDON"


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] great participation medal [Body]

Output: great participation medal atmosphere provided by the coaches just great


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Is this scheduled to be shown [Body]

Output: Is this scheduled to be shown on ESPN(2)? If I were them I wouldn't even drop it down to ESPNNEWS, it would be on ESPN Deportes 3.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] the refs didn't screw [Body]

Output: the refs didn't screw Michigan Michigan screwed Michigan Michigan will now go on to perform in WCW and do nothing of real substance before having to retire


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I appreciate Hoke for [Body]

Output: I appreciate Hoke for completely freeing up my Saturday afternoons and evenings until December.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The 100,000+ attendance [Body]

Output: The 100,000+ attendance streak has to break. It's a crutch that the AD has been leaning on. Once that sours, maybe they'll start thinking about the fans.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] We lower our torches and [Body]

Output: We lower our torches and pitchforks down by 2 inches!


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Sorry for the non-revenue [Body]

Output: Sorry for the non-revenue sports Brandon helped bolster, but the face of Michigan athletics will always be football and football is getting embarrassed on a weekly basis thanks to Brandon and Hoke's mishandlings. We want Brandon out because in the past he's disenfranchised both students and season ticket holders with crazy prices, policies, and gimmick promotions. In the present he is too manipulating and hands-on with the football team. In the future, he is a black mark that will most likely prevent an elite coaching candidate from coming here. also in before the delete


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I like to think of Ryan Cook [Body]

Output: I like to think of Ryan Cook as a preppy man who is wearing a maize ascot with blue suspenders


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Go march to AD office down by [Body]

Output: Go march to AD office down by Yost next, March all the way down State St., but on the sidewalks, not the street. No need to impede drivers lol


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It's not like the mob is just [Body]

Output: It's not like the mob is just mobbing because we're unhappy about being 2-3. Michigan has been getting roasted nationally and the AD is bringing extreme shame to the university. We were annoyed with Brandon before ND/Utah/Minn, but this Morris situation is the final straw and it's time for the DB to go.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] Welp, can't say I'm not [Body]

Output: Welp, can't say I'm not surprised. Just awesome.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] he certainly did not use his [Body]

Output: he certainly did not use his head


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] funny, click rhymes with what [Body]

Output: funny, click rhymes with what you will see if you click


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 16 hours ago [Title] There are.... *insert picture [Body]

Output: There are.... *insert picture of Michigan hockey player #5* days until Red and his boys take the ice!


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Should Hoke and Brandon both [Body]

Output: Should Hoke and Brandon both still be employed by Oct. 16th, then there should be a fan/alumni/stakeholder rally at the regents meeting. At least give people a chance to express themselves to them before they hole up inside some conference room. next meeting is Oct. 16th on UM Flint campus.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 17 hours ago [Title] Then go to a new blog. This [Body]

Output: Then go to a new blog. This is at heart a blog, you know for opinions, not an non-partisan newspaper


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] As much as I despise Drew [Body]

Output: As much as I despise Drew Sharp, I hope he absolutely skewers Hoke with questions during the Monday presser tomorrow. If any writer is gonna do it, it's him.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] We should have Slippery Rock [Body]

Output: We should have Slippery Rock open threads the rest of the season until Hoke and Brandon are gone.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Roy Manning [Body]

Output: I don't know


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] fold it up and tuck it in [Body]

Output: fold it up and tuck it in your pants under your shirt


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Been over since 11/18/2006, [Body]

Output: Been over since 11/18/2006, the past 8 years have been a bad dream with small flashes of ecstacy popping up here or there.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Season's over and we're [Body]

Output: Season's over and we're already at rock bottom. I wouldn't blink an eye if there's a player mutiny. Can't get much worse. Maybe it will finally force some change. But it probably won't and we'll be right back here next Saturday. yay fun times


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Dan Mullen [Body]

Output: Dan Mullen


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] business loves [Body]

Output: business loves business disappointing but expected


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] dang, strong stuff from Des [Body]

Output: dang, strong stuff from Des saying he saw no one at practice who wanted to be great (except Peppers)


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Stephen Ross believes in Brandon [Body]


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'll be there with my dad. [Body]

Output: I'll be there with my dad. Last game I attended was Akron so I hope this is at least .5x better than that one.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Was following the score on my [Body]

Output: Was following the score on my flip-phone (archaic mobile browsing with blocky text and huge hyperlinks) instead of getting busy at my 1st ever high school dance as a freshman. Ahh priorities.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Have a mini-rally where the [Body]

Output: Have a mini-rally where the regents have their next meeting and voice your displeasures to them. btw it's Thurs., October 16th at UM-Flint campus but you didn't hear that from me.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] If a new AD is hired, someone [Body]

Output: If a new AD is hired, someone should send him a Nike gift basket as a nudge nudge wink wink


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] WE ARE FOX SPORTS WE [Body]

Output: WE ARE FOX SPORTS WE ARE DETROIT


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Moderated for being an [Body]

Output: Moderated for being an incoherent jackass is more like it Ohhhh see ya!


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Our fanbase would be terrible [Body]

Output: Our fanbase would be terrible if they up and left or switched over to being Spartan fans because they've been winning. We'll still be here next week. We'll be angry, but we'll still be here dammit. I'm tired of mediocrity being the norm for this team along with everyone else. Does it make me a terrible fan for expecting more? No.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If this resumes, will Brandon [Body]

Output: If this resumes, will Brandon consider it Under the Lights 2.5?


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Hire Narduzzi?? :O [Body]

Output: Hire Narduzzi?? :O


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'd rather take 18 German [Body]

Output: I'd rather take 18 German Suplexes from Brock Lesnar than continue to watch this product.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] If people want Brandon gone [Body]

Output: If people want Brandon gone too, we have to go over his head and reach his superiors, the Regents. Rally at the next regents meeting!


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Ball game. *exchanges [Body]

Output: Ball game. *exchanges football jersey for basketball jersey*


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Utah's entire D-Line broke [Body]

Output: Utah's entire D-Line broke through on that last run play. That was sad.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] it's not September 20, 2013 [Body]

Output: it's not September 20, 2013 is it?


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I feel like a healthy [Body]

Output: I feel like a healthy majority of the whiners are fleeting visitors who only come on MGoBlog on gamedays to bitch and leave


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Not having the Liveblog today [Body]

Output: Not having the Liveblog today has helped me appreciate the Liveblog and its mods so much more for having to put up with and delete the sadsack posts that have been flying around in this open thread.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Oh boy [Body]

Output: Oh boy


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Very Borges-esque feel to the [Body]

Output: Very Borges-esque feel to the offense so far


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Gardner getting too locked in [Body]

Output: Gardner getting too locked in on Funch for my taste.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Utah wins toss, [Body]

Output: Utah wins toss, defers opening drive TD boys!


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 5 days ago [Title] What you just said is one of [Body]

Output: What you just said is one of the most insanely unfunny things I have ever heard. At no point in your unoriginal, incoherent response were you even close to anything that can be considered a funny thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having to read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] We won't be ranked. If we win [Body]

Output: We won't be ranked. If we win Saturday we can slide in as a #23-#25 probably after that.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] How do we know that Hoke [Body]

Output: How do we know that Hoke doesn't have a small earpiece on with a small, camoflauge mic that performers wear during their concerts?


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Title] God I hope that +5.5 is still [Body]

Output: God I hope that +5.5 is still there when I get into Vegas Saturday morning.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Title] ESPN free friends league - [Body]

Output: ESPN free friends league - Brees CBS paid league - Peyton


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Because any capable Michigan [Body]

Output: Because any capable Michigan fan knows to stay away from 97.1 except from 10-2 for Karsch and Anderson (and Jamie/Wojo). Everyone else is a Spartan cheerleader.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The Illuminati are Michigan [Body]

Output: The Illuminati are Michigan fans this season and will see to it that this be done.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Playoffs [Body]

Output: Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Slippery Rock, not MSU


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Might be the only statue of [Body]

Output: Might be the only statue of an actual person though. unless that family statue kitty corner from Angelo's are of actual people, but I think it's a general man, woman, child statue


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Denard QB Draw for a 80-yard [Body]

Output: Denard QB Draw for a 80-yard TD Aww I made myself sad


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] Winslow Jr.'s Jerk Chicken #6 [Body]

Output: Winslow Jr.'s Jerk Chicken #6 spot, .5 PPR, TEs combined with WRs, flex QB - Brees, Matty Ice RB - Lacy, Jennings, Gerhart, Lamar WR - Julio, Keenan, Hilton, Decker, Hopkins, Kelvin Benjamin D - Rams K - Walsh (with Prater on my watch list since he went undrafted)


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Michigan secondary will limit [Body]

Output: Michigan secondary will limit Stefon Diggs to just 3 recs for under 40 yards. Basing it on our athletic corners, aggressive D scheme, and frigid late-November weather.


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Unless you're the Lions and [Body]

Output: Unless you're the Lions and you have 4 RBs Reggie Bush Joique Bell Mikel Leshoure Theo Riddick Although I expect Leshoure to get released for George Winn before preseason is over


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 13 hours ago [Title] Would be cool to have a [Body]

Output: Would be cool to have a Michigan vs. Ohio State/Red Wings vs. Blue Jackets double dip at the Horseshoe one year