Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Look for session beers [Body]

Output: Brews like All Day IPA or Bean Flicker with lower alcohol content are great for day drinking, and generally you can find decent ones in all styles. Hell I've even had a session stout, although only on tap


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Eventually he's right [Body]

Output: after you've been hit in the head enough times you're liable to believe the sky is falling


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] And now my post's are reproducing asexually [Body]

Output: It's like the worst possible version of Jurassic Park only with internet comments instead of dinosaurs


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Um...that's what we are worried about [Body]

Output: That he really doesn't know how to hire a good football coach, and if Harbaugh won't come he will saddle us with someone like Schiano for 4 years.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] What other AD in the country [Body]

Output: Would have the balls to charge 450 bucks for season tickets to a team that won 5 games the previous year?


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] "Almost everything has turned out different than we expected" [Body]

Output: *looks back at the Hoke reaction* oh....


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If he does those things then great [Body]

Output: But it's not likely, and even if he wants to theres effectively zero chance he's the best person to implement those plans. You and others pretend like there is absolutely no way to have an opinion on something until it plays out in it's entirety, which is asinine. To think that there is a non negligible chance that Hackett is the best candidate for the job is complete and utter lunacy. Sure, this might work out, but that's what people were saying about Brady Hoke. It's yet another in a long line of screw ups by the university with regards to the football team


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] This goes doubly so [Body]

Output: When you have a wealth of experienced and incredibly qualified candidates out there. Yeah, maybe not all of them would take the job, but there would be one. If you aren't willing to outbid Boston College or fucking UConn for the guy who will run one of the biggest athletic departments in the country you seriuosly need to reevaluate some things.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] But he didn't [Body]

Output: Which is why he's gone, and it's why it's pretty reasonable to be worried that the person making one of the most important decisions in the history of the football program has no experience in those decisions whatsoever.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Zero experience [Body]

Output: Keep thinking this is mostly about him being a CEO though, it helps drown out the common sense that screams how fucking stupid this is


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It's not about him being a CEO [Body]

Output: It's about him having precisely zero experience running or even being involved in an athletic department.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Boy, you must be excited [Body]

Output: For new Michigan Football Head Coach Scot Loeffler


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 days ago [Title] This guy knows what up [Body]

Output: We just need to be patient. Sure the football program has been a disaster for a decade, but be patient. This upcoming football hire will be one of the most important in the history of the University, but shouldn't we give the guy with zero fucking experience a chance? What's the worst that could happen, another 4 years of terrible football and a deeper hole to dig out of? Just be patient


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It is a part though [Body]

Output: And the offense is hot garbage. This Lions team is still not a very good football team, and they've been helped by some ridiculously luck and an easy schedule. Next year they will be back to the same old Lions


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Title] That's most big time fan bases [Body]

Output: Just the nature of the beast.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 1 hour ago [Title] So? [Body]

Output: He wins. There aren't gonna be any perfect candidates, Graham is at least a good coach.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] No [Body]

Output: Stahp. Pleez.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm not gonna pile on [Body]

Output: But....ya done goofed


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 6 days ago [Title] We could do worse than a collective kick to the nuts [Body]

Output: That doesn't mean I'd be happy if it happens.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Because Hoke is a shitty coach [Body]

Output: Who never should have got the job. RR is a damn good coach who was screwed by the University.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] If you steal the other teams defensive calls [Body]

Output: It would mean you are on offense.... So... Not sure what you are getting at


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I actual like him a lot [Body]

Output: Seems to have a good grasp of who to hire, has had success in a lot of things despite not being at a university necessarily known as an athletic powerhouse.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] We live in an offensive world then [Body]

Output: How much money does football bring in? Now how much does literally every single other sport? Are you honestly going to tell me that Alabama's AD could ever possibly get fired as long as Saban is there and he manages to not get caught in a huge controversy? Yeah, you have other responsibilities as an AD. None of them are as important as football.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] You've got 2 jobs as an AD [Body]

Output: Hire a good football coach, or don't massively fuck up elsewhere. If you do even one of those right, you keep your job. DB did neither, he deserved to be fired.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I threw up a little, in my mouth [Body]

Output: It tasted like dissapointment.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Right after the App State game [Body]

Output: So yeah... Not getting my hopes up. Not at all due to Johnson, but the O-line was demolishing Indiana. That won't happen against a team with a pulse.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Just cross out the Brandon [Body]

Output: Replace it with Dombrowski, and wait until just after the winter meetings.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Let's be honest [Body]

Output: Most of the football players aren't providing a particularly high quality service at Michigan currently....


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That would make Michigan seem bad though [Body]

Output: And we can't have that. After all, the Michigan football program is a shining beacon of excellence, and gave Rodriguez it's full support. That's why he hasn't had any success since then, I mean, if you can't win at Michigan, why would you be able to win at Arizona


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That's why he's failing at Arizona [Body]

Output: And west Virginia, and everywhere else! Oooor, maybe, if a guy is successful literally every single other job he has, other than at Michigan, it's a fucking Michigan problem, fergodsakes.


Input: [Date] 38 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Oh hi Johnny [Body]

Output: I didn't know it was you


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] A Michigan fan going to Florida? [Body]

Output: You poor, poor soul.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] These aren't the reason [Body]

Output: They are just symptoms of what is wrong with Brandon.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] This is just crazy [Body]

Output: These responses are things you would expect from random Internet commenters. He comes off as immature, petulant, and above all, unprofessional. The fact that he felt the need to respond to emails in any way other than standard corporate "We appreciate your input, go blue" is incredible, but to take it to this level of just douchebaggery makes it damn near unbelievable.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Title] For future reference [Body]

Output: All good news goes to umhoops.com


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm sorry [Body]

Output: I just can't feel bad for a guy who gets fired because he can't do his job. People get fired for waaaaaaay shittier reasons than that every day, and they don't get millions in a buy out. Hoke will be fine, a little worse on the ego front, but I'm not going to let that ruin the few weeks of hope I have that Michigan might become a national power again before we hire Scot Loeffler


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 1 day ago [Title] One problem [Body]

Output: PSU has an actual, real life, honest to god football coach. Michigan has one of those monkeys you wind up that play the cymbals


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Numbers [Body]

Output: Dominos had it's IPO in 2004 at about 14 dollars a share, which was kind of low for what people thought it would go at. Between then and Brandon leaving for the AD job, it rose to a high of 32 dollars a share in 2007, before completely tanking to hit 4 dollars a share in 2008. When he left Dominos in January of 2010 it had recovered slightly to about 11 dollars a share. In the nearly 5 years since then, it has risen to 87 dollars a share. So yeah, it's pretty fucking fair to say he wasn't hitting a home run with Dominos


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Boo fucking hoo [Body]

Output: A guy paid 4 million a year to do a job he is obvious not qualified for is getting called names.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Title] She's also been under better testing than most [Body]

Output: I mean haha porn jokes and all, but the "Sex workers are riddled with diseases" meme is kind of shitty and totally false. People in porn are subjected to regular screenings for STD's and are pretty damn careful about the sex they have outside of the work place, as one screw up could mean the end of a career.


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I've heard that as well [Body]

Output: from.........sources


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Title] If we hire Schiano I'll be sick [Body]

Output: As in, actually, physically ill. I will undoubtably be notified of the news on twitter or via text, I will witness the words "It's Schiano" and I will void my stomach immediately


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 5 days ago [Title] He's probably not a college guy [Body]

Output: But he is a hell of a coach, and probably one of the best defensive guys in the game right now.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Turns out [Body]

Output: Regent Illitch was actually an interdimensional multi-consciousness harnessed in one body, that voted 6 times to keep Dave Brandon, 3 times to fire him, and abstained once due to a personal relationship.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Title] People who didn't know who Mullen was [Body]

Output: Weren't paying attention. He's not exactly lights out at MSU but the dude was a coordinator under Urban Meyer, has coached with Chip Kelly, and has had a lot of success just about everywhere. Mullen has been a household name for a while now


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] The tampa stuff was ugly [Body]

Output: Like, real ugly. Pretty much everyone roundly hated him in the league, he had some of that bullshit about going after players while taking a knee, he had the whole "Schiano men" thing, and above all, he had a pretty terrible team. I mean, he's ok for some programs I guess, but the situation right now doesn't need any of the toxicity he brings, especially when he has essentially zero pedigree outside of being slightly above mediocre at Rutger's while they played in pretty down conference.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Which is just one reason [Body]

Output: Why the NFL can goooooooo fuck itself


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Hoke needs to go [Body]

Output: Brandon obviously needs to go first, but the problem with the on field product is entirely Hoke's doing. Dave Brandon isn't the reason there is no player development, or atrocious clock management. I have no idea what anyone could possibly see in Brady Hoke that inspires confidence, and can think of zero reasonable scenarios in which he should be coaching Michigan next year.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Negative Consequences? [Body]

Output: I mean, we wouldn't want anything to darken the bright rainbow unicorn fart this season has been thus far...


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] My problem with showing up [Body]

Output: And why I find it hard to fault anyone who doesn't, is the simple fact that if you treat people like customers, then they will behave as such. Michigan fandom isn't a family anymore, and support is now a business decision. I know that sucks for the kids, who didn't decide to gouge ticket prices or run idiotic soda promotions, but that's just how it is. There are plenty of people who bust their ass just as hard and aren't good enough at football to play it in front of 100,000 fans.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] He's not doing this by himself [Body]

Output: Do you really think Dave Brandon is making every single one of the string of stupid decisions he has with zero input or support from people around him in the athletic department, university, or alumni? We know Ross supports him still, and it would stand to reason that the regents at one point liked him enough to pay him very well for reasons that I'm not sure will ever be clear. He's not some mad king who gained absolute power through birth right, he was chosen for the job and he has been supported by the institution in a number of bad decisions. Skyrocketing ticket prices, the Coke promotion, the nightmare PR of the Morris concussion, the nightmare PR and general handling of the Gibbons case, the skywriting, the weird support Hoke thing he wrote. This isn't just Brandon, one person cannot fuck up so badly without some help.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] You threw me for a loop with Cincy [Body]

Output: I was like, wtf, Cinci is in the Big East, they won it like 2 years ago. Which brings me to my next point. Cinci moved from C-USA to the Big East, spent 8 years there, and won a share of the title 4 times. They were conference champs essentially 50% of the time they played in the Big East before it folded. That doesn''t really add anything to this discussion, I just think it's kinda crazy


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] He's pretty meh [Body]

Output: I wouldn't be dissapointed if we got him, I think he's probably a pretty damn good football coach, but he's also not someone I'm going to be super excited about. I think he's probably a notch below Dantonio, in terms of a guy who can build a program given a little time. I do think hiring an Ex-Rodgriguez asst. would be HILARIOUS though


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] He's not evil [Body]

Output: He's just really fucking terrible at his job, and should be fired


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] He's been pretty good most places [Body]

Output: He's 57-37 career, 2 MAC titles, 2 Big East titles. He's got Tennessee looking....better? I guess. I mean he's not Harbaugh but he's better than most candidates.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 21 hours ago [Title] So? [Body]

Output: You could make the same point that Michigan needs to pony up and get a guy to improve football attendance, and Michigan had like 40 million more in athletic department revenue than Tennesse last year. He was also born in Michigan and played his college ball at Ferris State. He's a very real candidate


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] They are doing their job [Body]

Output: Which is to try and find out what is going on with the football team. That's a hell of a lot more than you can say for Brady Hoke


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] They can't [Body]

Output: Or at least shouldn't. They made a profit for the first time in a decade last year, and it was a whopping 60 grand. Tennessee is in bad shape financially


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 1 day ago [Title] That Jones salary is wrong [Body]

Output: He makes under 3 million a year, and Tennessee probably doesn't have the extra cash to offer him a salary around what we pay Hoke currently


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Surprise! [Body]

Output: It's meth. You are now addicted to Meth. Enjoy


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I would gladly take [Body]

Output: Either the man on that shirt, or the man inside of it.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Don't know [Body]

Output: Probably similar reasons to why Brian Kelly was at GVSU for 12 years before taking the CMU job. Hell, Chip Kelly couldn't get a coordinator job above New Hampshire for 8 years.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Yeah, he will take the Georgia job [Body]

Output: After Mark Richt comes to MIchigan. Why? Mark Richt will be forced out after losing control of Todd Gurley, who will actually run through the back of the stadium, smashing building and cars in his wake, until coming to rest at an endzone somewhere in a deserted high school field in North Carolina.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Thank god we don't have that [Body]

Output: We only have kickers who get kicked out of school for rape allegations and a left tackle who threatened the accusor. But no one is getting any tattoos!!! Seriously, cut it out with the "we are so much better than everyone" bullshit.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] His Zona team [Body]

Output: Would take this Michigan team behind a woodshed and beat it like it fucking stole something


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I'm not saying Craig James killed 5 hookers [Body]

Output: But I will point out that 5 hookers did disappear during his time at SMU


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Body]

Output: I FEEL LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WAITING IN LINE OUTSIDE OF A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT!!!!!! PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Chocolate Milk Beer works better [Body]

Output: The Chocolate Manifesto from Flying Monkey fits the bill. Basically tastes like someone took Milkshake Stout and poured Hershey's syrup into it.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Oh...mah...gawd.. [Body]

Output: There is a chance that later this season, in the playoffs, Slippery Rock meets future University of Michigan head football coach Bob Stitt's Colorado School of Mines Miners on the field of play. I will lose my shit


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Michigan can give him a raise [Body]

Output: In much the same way Texas did. I'm sure he would be happy to take the phone call then tell his AD that Michigan called and he needs a raise.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It's a mix [Body]

Output: Had some Wowee Zowee by Short's for the first time today, got a six pack of Citra Black Pale Ale by Oddside, and to make sure it was enough, broke out a bottle of Molotov Cocktail from Evil Twin that I had been saving for a time like this


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Doesn't matter if he did or not [Body]

Output: Putting him back in without knowing 100% that he did not is just stupid.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] again, I only have 2 words regarding the coaching search [Body]

Output: And that is, Stitt Happens Also, if he does get the job, then quickly wins a Big Ten Title, John U. Bacon can title the book "From Sh*t to Stitt"


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm taking that extreme jump [Body]

Output: "Well I don't know.. you know.. I don't know...he might have had a concussion or not. I don't know that. And that wasn't something... and Shane's a pretty competitive tough kid. And Shane wanted to be the QB. And so...believe me...if he didn't want to be he would have come to the sideline or stayed down." That is Brady Hoke after the game basically saying "if he doesn't want to be the starter, he can come out of the game" which is so incredibly fucking stupid. He's a college athlete, of course he wants to fucking play! It's your job to know if he has a concussion, and then to protect him if he does! If you don't know 100 % that he's not concussed, don't send him out to get his brains fucking scrambled. I mean holy fucking shit, if you were a parent and a coach was recruiting your kid, and during a press conference he said "I don't know if he was concussed or not, but he sure seemed like he wanted to stay out there" why the fuck would you trust him to take care of your child? This is Lane Kiffin bad, he shouldn't be the coach for Rutgers.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 3 days ago [Title] One big problem [Body]

Output: He is bigger than the fucking program. The program is shit right now. If you're Alabama you can do that, if you're Michigan you can't


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Get on the Stitt bandwagon [Body]

Output: Dude took over a program with zero inherent advantages, at a school that is incredibly difficult to get into, and turned them into a powerhouse. His QB this year is averageing like 400 some yards of offense a game. His QB, not his team, just the QB. He's on the cutting edge of pretty much every football movement, his trademark "Fly Sweep" is going to be all over college football in about a year after someone notices WVU is straight massacring people with it, he's relatively young, he's incredibly charismatic, and you can make SO MANY PUNS with his name. Come on people. I built this bandwagon, there is currently still quite a bit of seating on it. Stitt for Michigan


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] You know how to fix that? [Body]

Output: Beat the fucking 5 win team at home. This team is not good at football. Would you rather the fans ignore that fact, pack the stadium to the brim, and cheer like soccer moms while they get fucking pummeled by a team that, again, won 5 games last year and is breaking in basically an entirely new defense? I would fucking LOOOOOOVE if people did that at my job. I would love if I got to fuck up that badly and people would just say "well, it happens. I'll keep purchasing from you in the hopes that you eventually stop fucking up!" But that's not how life works. You fuck up enough, people get mad, and you lose your job. You want the fans to support the coaches? Get them to stop being so bad at their jobs


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 10 hours ago [Title] I loathe this train of thought [Body]

Output: Don't ever tell people how to spend their money, chances are pretty good you're spending money on some pretty useless shit that could go to better things as well. Whether or not skywriting or a banner is proper in this situation, the "couldn't you spend this on charity" comment is totally pointless. I could spend the money I buy beer with on feeding the homeless, but I don't, because I work my ass off so I can enjoy that fucking money how I please.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 1 day ago [Title] That doesn't make it better [Body]

Output: You realize that right?


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 4 days ago [Title] When you play the game of coaches [Body]

Output: You either win, or you get paid millions of dollars to do nothing for a few years.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I'm conflicted [Body]

Output: On one hand, it's another thing to add to "Dumb things Jameis Winston has done" On the other....I would be lying if I told you I have never yelled that at friend's. Close friends, and in my defense it was actual, helpful advice


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 1 day ago [Title] There will be nothing left [Body]

Output: Regardless of result, the fan base would consume itself from the inside like a dying star, eventually condensing into an inconceivably dense singularity of "I told you so"


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Hoke is the unluckiest coach ever [Body]

Output: Because somehow terrible things keep happening to him which make him look incompetant...but it's never his fault


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Miami hung with Michigan for a half [Body]

Output: Miami hasn't won a game since October. Of 2012. If they play that first half against a team with a pulse they are down 14 going into halftime.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I forgot [Body]

Output: Everything is Rod's fault! Gosh darn it, if only he had recruited better we could have hung with Notre Dame last week!


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Hold the snark [Body]

Output: Until he wins a single big road game. Just one. Just fucking one. Or come back and tell us how great he is after State whips his ass by 30


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It was a terrible call [Body]

Output: And it's not about it costing us this game, it's becoming a pattern that Hoke doesn't know what the fuck he's doing


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm so glad [Body]

Output: The most supportive argument in favor of Brady Hoke's terrible coaching is reminding us that he almost lost to Akron last year.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Truly sorry [Body]

Output: That we weren't talking about how great the coaching was after getting destroyed by ND.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm sorry [Body]

Output: I've forgotten that until this point, Brady Hoke was unblemished as head coach.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] When people have me flat cut briskets [Body]

Output: I always save the trim in a pile, mix it with some of the leaner trim off a top butt....oh man....it just does not get better


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Why is funk still on?! [Body]

Output: Should Daryl Funk really still have a job? Do you honest to god believe that? Also, what has Fred Jackson done lately? When has he landed a recruit that has panned out? What great Running Back has he churned out after Mike Hart, and even then how responsible was he for Hart? Jackson was kept on by Rod because he was familiar with the high school coaches in state and RB coach is a nice place to stash a guy who doesn't really bring a whole lot to the teaching aspect of coaching. He was an attempt at easing the transition to a new school and it's new recruiting footprint, something Hoke certainly does not need. Oh, and Manning was RB coach at Cinci in 2012 when they lead the Big East in rushing, so excuse me for thinking he might not ruin our backs.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Now there's a slogan for the Brady Hoke Era [Body]

Output: "Better than literally the worst" Oh, but Hoke masterminded the MSU game as well....


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] If you think we are beating MSU [Body]

Output: I believe you are being more unreasonable. I'm not reacting to one game, I'm reacting to the whole of Brady Hoke's tenure, which has been underwhelming at best considering the level of competition he faces on a yearly basis. I think it's reasonalbe to worry about the chances in conference when there are 2 tough road games on the schedule, and Hoke has been lucky to even stay competitive in tough road games during his tenure. Yeah, I could be wrong, we could still win the Big Ten, but it does not seem likely unless this team does things that Hoke has never proven capable of doing.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The longer Harbaugh goes unsigned [Body]

Output: The longer this is a possibility. And yes, I know Brandon would never do it. If Harbaugh lets it be known to people at the university that he's not happy in his situation and would consider a move to Michigan, Dave Brandon will have no say in the matter.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Finally, an MgoFeature I have expertise in [Body]

Output: Fuck yeah, mad butcher skills coming at ya in the comments section. Though there isn't much to talk about burger wise. Try to buy it from smaller stores, though if you do shop at the larger Kroger/Meijer buy it from the case, not the pre wrapped or tube stuff. The stuff in the case is at least ground on site, from the trim they have from anything they have cut that day. If you want to make absolutely certain you are getting fresh stuff, pick out a chuck roast and have them grind it for you. If your butcher isn't willing to do that, get a new butcher. If you can talk your butcher into it, or have a grinder at home, try 50/50 mix of very lean beef (I prefer Sirloin Tip) and bacon. Any kind of bacon will do, it's a really good application for wayside if you have any laying around. Cooks up just like burger but has a delicious bacon flavor, and stays juicy even past medium rare! Finally, just a pet peeve. If you get burger home and it is brown on the inside, it's not because we hit old burger inside new burger. All meat, and hamburger in particular, needs oxygen to stay red. When it isn't exposed to air, meat turns brown, if you spread it out and aerate it, it will brighten right back up in a few minutes, though the taste is no different either way.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'm convinced [Body]

Output: That if, somehow, Miami were to beat us on Saturday, I would find people here talking about how Hoke had a few bad breaks that game, how Miami got lucky, we were too inexperienced and just need some time to get things worked out. It really is like taking crazy pills. How much worse does this team have to get before people realize Hoke isn't a good coach? He's had like, 4 double digit win seasons in his entire career, and all but one of them came against MAC level competition. He's playing in a terrible conference, he has more resources than every school in the conferene other than one, he's one of the highest paid coaches in the conference, he has the highest paid assistants in the conference, and yet in year four, not a single soul expects him to compete for even a division title! That's supposed to be good enough?


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] You need to try a 50/50 burger [Body]

Output: 50 % ground beef knuckle, 50 % ground bacon. It is a life changing experience


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] The best part [Body]

Output: Is in the blurb quoted here they mention 2 teams who seem to be on an upward trend, one of which went from being pretty bad to in the damned national title game in one year because they hired a guy some of us around here were praying Brandon would have at least fucking called


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 5 days ago [Title] That's problem problem #1 with Hoke [Body]

Output: For him to succeed, he needs to be Gene Chizik, but he's too loyal. Just look at Fred Jackson, sitting there doing nothing while Roy Manning is forced to coach a position he has zero experience with, that is now struggling despite what appears to be a pretty good talent pool. Or Funk, who I'm pretty sure at this point could be reasonably replaced by a few stray hairs from Alex Gibbs or Dante Scharnecchia. Hell, they might be an upgrade, because at least we know at one point in time they were in the general vicinity of being able to coach an effective O-line.


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I don't expect a rebuilt Rome [Body]

Output: I would settle for a few nice building here and there. I see a couple horse drawn carriages and the burned out shell of a library


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It's not only the Rice thing [Body]

Output: Goodell has proven over and over again he is a paragon of incompetance. From his seemingly random handling of player discipline to the ref strike, all the way back to 2009 when he said in legal arguments that he believed repeated head trauma had no permanent effect on a person. Rice is only the most recent and damning piece of evidence we have that Roger Goodell has no idea what he's doing. Even if, somehow, someway he did everything in his power to acquire this video, something that can be seriously questioned if the AP story has even a shred of truth to it, his not seeing it does not give him a free pass on the subject. As he himself once said regarding the Saints bounty case "Ignorance is no excuse"


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 9-3 is only possible [Body]

Output: Because they play the mother of all softball schedules. They can go 9-3 and be a pretty bad football team if they catch Hackenberg on a bad night. Put this team in the pac 12 or SEC and they struggle to get to 8 wins


Input: [Date] 45 weeks 6 days ago [Title] On wrestling [Body]

Output: The team is loaded with a ludicrous amount of talent due to the recruiting power of the assistant coaches and a few banner years of just huge named kids in state, Massa, Thomas, Coon and the likes. They've put together like, 4 or 5 straight top 5ish recruiting classes, if they ever are going to really put it together and make a run at a conference, and by default a national title, this is it. PSU finally graduates Ruth and Taylor, Minnesota loses Nelson and...one of the Ness's...there's like 5. We've got one seroius threat for a national title in Coon, and I maintain that Massa will at least be in the conversation by the end of the year. Maybe you get one or 2 more surprise contenders out of a gaggle of top ranked recruits like Zac Hall, or Ben Whitford. All of them where top ten recruits in their class. Oh Michigan already has the number 1 recruit of the curent senior class commited, in no small part because he's the younger of the two Massa brother's. So yeah, we recruit at a ludicrous and nearly undheard of level ,but so far the results have been a little dissapointing. Michgian is still a very good team, they just havent been anywhere near good enough to compete for conference titles in the totally bonkers Big ten.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] We only do it because we love having you around [Body]

Output: Also, Bob Stitt


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 18 hours ago [Title] Are we bringing up crazy coach candidates now? [Body]

Output: Because I've got two words for that Stitt. Happens.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] What's sad [Body]

Output: Mediocrity is the goal around here now. People see the team struggle and the overwheliming response is "but football is hard guys, it's not fair to say they are doing a bad job, i'm sure they are trying super hard, they just need more time, like, how about 4 more years. That might be enough time but we have to see and make sure nothing bad happens that would make it even harder to be good at football"


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] We had a bad O-line last year [Body]

Output: And didn't get shut out by an ND defense missing 4 starters


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Bullshit [Body]

Output: You cannot play a good game and lose 31-0. They got destroyed in the secondary, they could do absolutely nothing against a very young and inexperienced defense when they had to. Michigan got tons of yards when it didn't matter and never stopped ND when it did, and because of that we're gonna pretend like this team did a good job? They got fucking killed!


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] That's how it works [Body]

Output: When you get paid 4 million to win football games, and don't


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] How many next year's does hoke get? [Body]

Output: 2? 3? Do we just stick with him hoping the magical experience fairy solves all our problems? When do we take an honest look at the program and team, realize they are not getting it done and will not get it done under the current staff, and admit that a change needs to be made?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] This 'Football is hard" bullshit is getting real old [Body]

Output: Hoke has been here 4 years, they didn't have these problems in year 1, they have developed them as he's been head coach. Eventually the players are no longer simply young, they are unprepared


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 1 day ago [Title] allofmywut [Body]

Output: Mark Richt could coach circles around Hoke. Maybe wait until Hoke even makes a championship game before comparing him to one of the most succesful head coaches in the game


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Rodriguez was 4 years ago [Body]

Output: When is it going to be Hoke's fault? Was 11-2 all Hoke yet somehow getting the shit kicked out of us 4 years later is all on Rich Rod? Or is it Borges and Funk? Who...exactly...do you think hired those guys? Who kept Funk on staff after the single worst O-line in Michigan history?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 1 day ago [Title] So, don't express negative opinions towards the program [Body]

Output: Worst loss against ND in...what...ever? Nothing to see here, just gonna clap along with Brady! 3-7 in the last 10 games with no quality wins? Why, that's exactly why he gets paid 4 million a year! Fuck that, it's not like anything said here is going to change the AD's mind or have even the slightest impact on the program. Let people bitch into the void, it's cathartic.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 1 day ago [Title] You know why it's not a Jim Harbaugh comment? [Body]

Output: Because like everyone loves to say on press conference day, no one would care if he was winning


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 2 days ago [Title] What are they in danger of? [Body]

Output: Becoming a mediocre football team only thought to be elite because enough people still vaguely remember when they were dominant? Because if that's what you are worried might happen....i've got some bad news.....


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Arizona would whoop UofM's ass [Body]

Output: If they played this year, it would be ugly. At least they have wins against teams with a pulse. Brady has beaten the worst OSU team in a decade, a few mediocre ND squads, and a VT team that had no business being in the BCS. That's it.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I guess my biggest problem with your evaluation of Hoke [Body]

Output: Is I don't even think he's the guy who gets us back to good. I don't think he's Doug Collins, I think he's Mike D'antoni, in that he had success elsewhere, took over a once proud franchise in a down period, and added exactly zero value. We are doing nothing but biding time with Hoke, and it would be better to rip the band aid off now than to drag it out another 3 years, winning 8 games a year without ever beating MSU or OSU, only to have to do it once Hoke's recruiting mojo has worn off as his complete inability to develop or improve players is showcased.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The difference being [Body]

Output: Alabama did not put up negative rushing yards against one of the worst run defenses in the country. Borges did more to make himself look bad than any fans ever did, he was a good coordinator a decade ago, he hasn't been for years.


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Mason Cole isn't Cam Robinson [Body]

Output: Pretty big difference between the two


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] Only to a team he agrees to go to [Body]

Output: Can't trade a QO player without their consent


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Title] If you like Backwoods Bastard [Body]

Output: You need to try Burton Baton by Dogfish Head. Not Michigan, I know, but they make one of the best IPA's I've ever had, any of their varieties, and the Burton Baton is an Imperial IPA that gets the Barrel Aging treatment. It's absolutely outstanding.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] I take offense to that [Body]

Output: I work with meat all day and I usually only blow up at my co workers 1, 2 times in a full work day max. BUT MAYBE IF THEY WOULD PUT THE FUCKING TRAYS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG WE COULD CUT THAT NUMBER DOWN!!! .....yeaah.....perfectly calm and composed....


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] No, go crazier [Body]

Output: Trade Scherzer to the Braves for Alex Wood, Tyler Pastornicky, and one of the dozen bullpen arms they have.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Your last paragraph scares me [Body]

Output: The Lions do think they are close to making that leap, despite hiring maybe the worst coach in the league. I could totally see Mayhew and Lewand sitting down and saying "If only we had a shut down corner like Champ Bailey, we could really take the next step towards a title" Keep in mind I do not think he is a shut down corner, and he would get absolutely abused by the top 2 receivers on any team in the NFC North save maybe Minnesota. The Lions though, they might think he is, because again, Lions gonna Lions.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] If it was damn near any other owner [Body]

Output: I'd say this is just stupid rumor mongering. Gores however, is quickly in the running for worst owner in the NBA. Really shouldn't be surprised though. He has a passing interest in basketball at best, and is a bona fide scum bag.


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] If KD is the Slim Reaper [Body]

Output: Can Austin Daye be the Trim Sleeper?


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] He looks waaaaaaaaaaay too much [Body]

Output: Like characters I would make in like NBA 2k6. Just, 7 feet tall, 99 everything. Dropped 200 in a game with him once...had 50 rebounds too....


Input: [Date] 1 year 23 weeks ago [Title] Got in just as the shit was about to hit [Body]

Output: I'm sorry mods, this is why we can't have nice things...


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] What were the respective teams' records again? [Body]

Output: How was OSU last year compared to Michigan? Maybe, perhaps, he wants to go to a better program?


Input: [Date] 1 year 25 weeks ago [Title] "like most of you" [Body]

Output: There's your problem right there. Not that I would insult anyone for there taste in comedy, but that show gets pretty mixed reviews from the type of crows Mgoblog attracts.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I think the problem was not having a plan in place [Body]

Output: He traded him for cap space, and he knew who was going to be available. That was a pretty bad free agent class, there weren't any great fits for the team, and he refused to accept that the team was in decline. While the cap room move is generally a good idea, it was so poorly executed, it's hard to call it a success. Why not hang on to Chauncey, and try to deal someone else? Were the other players contracts so bad that they were untradeable? If so, who gave them those contracts? Did he simply overvalue Prince/Hamilton? The notion of "get cap space" is all well and good, but the giant clusterfuck surrounding every other aspect of the trade is impossible to ignore.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] Exactly [Body]

Output: A GM desperate for another year does incredibly dumb things. 4 years for Josh Smith? Why the fuck not, it's not like you'll have to deal with more than 1 if it doesn't work out.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I never got that line of thinking [Body]

Output: Especially when, if you don't like Gores, there is plenty to criticize him about. Like rushing on the floor after a preseason game, or not letting Dumars use the amnesty on Gordon. I'm not sure if anyone has reported that, but there is NO WAY Dumars was dumb enough to trade a first rounder to dump a contract, if he could wipe it clean off the cap with the amnesty, unless the owner told him to do so.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] That's setting a pretty high bar [Body]

Output: Trey Burke and a bunch of scrubs who won 1 game out of 12 while he was injured were 21 points better than the Pistons at the Palace.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] We've seen that story [Body]

Output: Ever hear of a guy named Barry Sanders? Detroit fans are sick of losing. We don't want exciting players, we want a winning team. I'd trade Calvin Johnson if it helped the team win. That trade doesn't exist, but if you gave the fans a choice between Calvin Johnson and a division title, you know what they would pick. I would give my left testicle to have 2 rings like the Giants. It doesn't mean shit that we have Calvin Johnson and you have a Qb who wouldn't look out of place selling used Honda's.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Since Ford bought the team in 1963 [Body]

Output: The Lions have had 13 winning seasons 5 seasons of double digit wins 10 playoff appearances 3 division titles 1 playoff win So forgive Lions fans for assuming the team will be awful until he sells it.


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] This gif is hypnotizing [Body]

Output: It's like the entertainment from Infinite Jest. I can't look away


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] auburn was also a 3 win team [Body]

Output: Improving from 7 wins to 9 isnt the same as 3 to 9. That Auburn team last year was abysmal, this years team is better than any Hoke has ever fielded. So no, it can't happen.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Title] If he tweeted that after the [Body]

Output: If he tweeted that after the thing about the 49ers being 7-4, he has since deleted that, as well. I couldn't find it.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Maybe he didn't like how he [Body]

Output: Maybe he didn't like how he phrased his response. It's not easy when people are picking apart every single word used in 140 character bursts, and looking for positive signals or something that suggests a lack of credibility.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I suggested to him that the [Body]

Output: I suggested to him that the 49ers would have been 7-4 at the time of these alleged initial discussions. He responded that it might explain why interest was low at that point. I responded again that it would have been an distraction (with Harbaugh reasonably focused on making the playoffs). He deleted his response to me. I'm not sure why. I always find that odd.


Input: [Date] 32 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Brian has cited him in some [Body]

Output: Brian has cited him in some of the coaching search updates. Moss has been around a long time. He has some sources. This isn't totally random internet rumormongering.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] I think he first tweeted that [Body]

Output: I think he first tweeted that day that the press conference would be held and that Brandon would be fired. It beat everyone else. It wasn't a random guess. And, he's not really in that business, from what I can tell. That said, I'm not the guy who you mock for buying every internet rumor that comes along. I totally get the skepticism. And, I don't care what you all believe. I'm just saying that the salt that goes with this report in particular should probably be of the grain and not the boulder variety.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] I'm not saying he's right [Body]

Output: I'm not saying he's right about this, but I think he had Brandon's firing before anyone else. Brian might vouch for that.


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] I think you are reading too [Body]

Output: I think you are reading too much into it. Read the next sentence after he mentioned bowl games: "They may be in bowl games. They may be…you know, wherever they are in their status..." I don't think you can make any judgment at all about a pool of candidats limited to college coaches based on that statement.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] This probably wasn't intended [Body]

Output: This probably wasn't intended to be a diary, but I'll just point out that it seems unlikely to me that Harbaugh would be stupid enough to go to Miami given the acrimony in that front office. Have you read the backstory on Aponte? It doesn't sound like she's going anywhere, and if that's true, Harbaugh would be jumping from one bad situation to another. I'm not sure even Ross's money could paper that over.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Great. Well, then the [Body]

Output: Great. Well, then the problem was either provider-specific (which AT&T denied) or it was an issue in certain pockets of the city.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 2 days ago [Title] There was a problem with the [Body]

Output: There was a problem with the broadcast in the Atlanta area (and possibly others). They screwed up the regional coverage such that ABC and ESPN2 were both showing Texas A&M vs. SMU. This continued until some point in the 3rd quarter when the complaints must have finally bubbled up to the people who fix these sorts of things. At that point, the UM game became available on ESPN2.


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] Did you just cut and paste [Body]

Output: Did you just cut and paste that summary from rotoworld?


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] You'll always be Coach [Body]

Output: You'll always be Coach Schiano to me...


Input: [Date] 1 year 32 weeks ago [Title] Hello - I have returned to [Body]

Output: Hello - I have returned to receive your upvotes...


Input: [Date] 1 year 35 weeks ago [Title] Year 3 under Rodriguez is [Body]

Output: Year 3 under Rodriguez is identical to Year 3 under Hoke. We have not improved. Also, we could easily be 4-7 right now. Some of those wins are functional losses. But tell me more about how great things are...


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 hours ago [Title] It looks like Benoit will [Body]

Output: It looks like Benoit will continue to close (from Danny Knobler on Twitter - I can't embed for some reason): @DannyKnoblerCBS Tigers will keep Benoit as closer, use Veras along with Smyly in the 7th and 8th innings.


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 hours ago [Title] I'm not certain he's going to [Body]

Output: I'm not certain he's going to close, but it will be nice to have some more help with late innings.


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Title] Michigan 38 - ND 31 [Body]

Output: Michigan 38 - ND 31


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Title] I'm guessing "DB" isn't [Body]

Output: I'm guessing "DB" isn't "wondering what happened to Beilein and the program in such a short time frame" because Dave Brandon is smart enough not to evaluate the status of a major program by only looking at a three week period in which nothing that could be construed by any reasonable person as "negativity breed[ing] negativity" took place.


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Title] Spencer Hall is Orson. [Body]

Output: Spencer Hall is Orson. #yourmindblown


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Raoul: The article doesn't [Body]

Output: Raoul: The article doesn't say anything about where McGary places Duke among the final six. It simply says McGary's parents favor Duke.


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Title] According to John Buccigross [Body]

Output: According to John Buccigross (and reports he's citing on twitter from foreign news agencies), Liv and Salei are confirmed dead.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] The twitter link is all there [Body]

Output: The twitter link is all there is. The link within just goes to his profile. http://twitter.com/#!/nbadraftnet/status/61153951835357184


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] No, I'm well aware of the [Body]

Output: No, I'm well aware of the last four years, thanks. As I said above, I just think this is overkill. I don't think that's that controversial of an opinion.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] For what reason do they need [Body]

Output: For what reason do they need to travel around the country and "get the former players pumped up?" I'm not being a smartass. I really don't see why it's necessary. I'm not saying they need to spend all of their time watching film like has been suggested above.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] But he has a lot of former [Body]

Output: But he has a lot of former players in his phone...or whatever...


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] I don't understand why this [Body]

Output: I don't understand why this is necessary or a valuable use of the coaches' time. I understand the perceived need to "mend fences" or whatever, but if this is true, it seems to be overkill.


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] What was the state of "the [Body]

Output: What was the state of "the tradition" when RR came in, or did you miss that part of the post in your rush to cryptically name drop?


Input: [Date] 4 years 14 weeks ago [Title] Except it's not...at all. [Body]

Output: Except it's not...at all.


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Let's just watch the spring [Body]

Output: Let's just watch the spring game...


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Butler lost two starters and [Body]

Output: Butler lost two starters and they were pretty important. Gordon Heyward was their best player and a lottery pick in last year's NBA draft. Willie Veasley (who now plays in Japan) was a critical defender that, like Heyward, could guard almost anyone. Their struggles early this season were almost entirely related to defense. They've found a way to make up for those losses.


Input: [Date] 5 days 17 hours ago [Title] Football is coming [Body]

Output: That is all.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Title] the one [Body]

Output: That matches the Glidden official paint color so I don't have to repaint my basement.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] Projector [Body]

Output: I have an HD projector paired with a 106" screen. It's pretty impressive. Of course this setup depends on viewing area. Mine is in the basement where I can control the amount of light that in the room.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Pete Rose is a piece of crap. [Body]

Output: He's a liar, a cheater, and an alleged coke head.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Not Sure How [Body]

Output: Look at young kids today. I bet you see 10 wearing UA for every 1 Adidas. That is probably a very conservative guess too.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Same Everywhere [Body]

Output: Do you really think it is hard for an athlete to graduate from any major sports program college. Come on now.


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Nooooo [Body]

Output: Why cover up the best looking helmet in all of football?


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Fuck the NFL [Body]

Output: Fuck Karma and fuck Cowboys haters. This rule is total bull shit. That was a catch. It was possessed and advanced. Running with the ball is a football move. Two weeks in a row the Cowboy's game has been marred by poor officiating. Fuck the NFL for their incompetence.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Title] arrived in time [Body]

Output: to watch the buckeyes lose on monday


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Title] enjoy [Body]

Output: enjoy the mistletoe.


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Are you sure [Body]

Output: on espn3 it is listed as needing a password.


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Title] wowsers [Body]

Output: I can't believe I read that whole post. A. The head coach is responsible for all aspects of the team. B. There are good and bad people in all levels of jobs. It is apparent that we have too many bad coaches.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 hours ago [Title] Culture Club [Body]

Output: Do You Really Want to Hurt Me


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Replay? [Body]

Output: For someone that was at the game: Did the hit on Shane replay on the video board? How did no one with authority see a hit that was flagged and had a large crowd response? I call bullshit.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Title] wait, don't go [Body]

Output: ah fuck it. see ya.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Personal First [Body]

Output: I have watched every Michigan game from beginning to end for the last 23 years. This is the first game I have ever turned off before it was over. After Gardner came in I did not see a team that had given up but I saw a coach who had. Fuck Hoke! Fire Hoke!


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Heartache [Body]

Output: Sports are nothing but heartache but what else are we going to do, talk to our wives?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Title] They are not Michigan [Body]

Output: They have a proven head coach and they will improve as the season goes on.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Title] however [Body]

Output: unlike Michigan OSU will improve as the season goes on.


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Title] really? [Body]

Output: After today's offensive performance you want to promote Nuss? Wow.


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 5 days ago [Title] same here [Body]

Output: Took until a week ago to get excited... but damn, I'm excited now!


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Hells Yeah [Body]

Output: Fantasy football draft 1 tomorrow, a smoker full of meat on Sunday and fantasy football draft 2 to wrap it all up on Monday. I should just call it "Man" weekend.


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Title] it's 8:30 am [Body]

Output: I'm eating pretzels and watching cartoons with my 5 year old daughter. She refused to watch more preseason NFL. What's up with that?


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 6 days ago [Title] what a shame [Body]

Output: it's a shame that we live in a world that cares about sexual preference. this should not be news.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] answers [Body]

Output: 1. yes but its unlikely. 2. people who own walmart stock are as much a part of the problem as people who shop at walmart. 3. everybody's shit stinks. 4. see #3 5. the already get paid... see your student loan balance. 6. kitty, always kitty.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Fuck cancer indeed [Body]

Output: Lost my dad to cancer 17 years ago, and now my mom is losing a battle against ovarian cancer. This weekend she traveled 3 hours to see me graduate from the University of Cincinnati (I'm 41 and just finished my undergrad). She was skin and bones and looked horrible. Luckily she was seated about 10 feet from where I wound up sitting during the ceremony. It made my day to see the pride on her face. I'm going to miss her.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] what I heard [Body]

Output: blah blah blah Culvers blah blah blah


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] That's the thing about dads [Body]

Output: We don't realize how much we need them until they are gone. I miss mine too.


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Title] let's do this [Body]

Output: it's been a tough week. I'm ready for the weekend.


Input: [Date] 11 hours 6 min ago [Body] Agree on the Hoosiers thing. That article was quite eye-rolling itself. [Title]

Output: Agree on the Hoosiers thing.


Input: [Date] 1 day 9 hours ago [Body] This is disappointing. I thought this idea very unique and it got our history out in a much more prominent way. The "create their own legacy" argument doesn't make sense to me. We can't bother to remember two great players who wore the same number? It's not a cool thing to connect the past to the present? I never heard anyone complain about a receiver no longer building their own legacy when they got the #1. [Title]

Output: This is disappointing. I


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Just let it go man. [Title]

Output: Just let it go man.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Body] I mean that could just be an old photo? Not defending political bumper stickers, just saying. [Title]

Output: I mean that could just be an


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] That FF XIII trailer definitely got me. Good song. [Title]

Output: That FF XIII trailer


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] RR's offense was on an upward trajectory. Where is any evidence he would've turned that defense around? It got worse every year. Both coaches failed. [Title]

Output: RR's offense was on an upward


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Weird thing to me is that this game isn't one of the bigger ones. Free tuition for the winning team is kinda cool though. [Title]

Output: Weird thing to me is that


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The only value of spring game attendance is if you are curious what the weather was like that day and don't want to check weather.com. [Title]

Output: The only value of spring game


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Wouldn't that mean that all this talk about competition for spots is bogus? They are still in the competition and a guy who got benched at Iowa (I know his stats look promising) shouldn't scare away guys from competing for the job I'd hope. [Title]

Output: Wouldn't that mean that all


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I agree completely. The press boxes look great blank and I don't need it looking like Penn State or some nonsense. That ring of champions thing has all the info you want just outside the stadium. I will also back you up on the helmet stickers, not a fan. But I'd rather have helmet stickers than crap on the press boxes. [Title]

Output: I agree completely. The press


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Not a fan of either of these developments. I thought the Legends jerseys were very unique and am not big on helmet stickers. Our helmet looks awesome as is. I'll wait to see what they look like before complaining more though. [Title]

Output: Not a fan of either of these


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Yeah. I don't blame the player trying to get a ball and not allowing a tip-in because the shot wasn't close. Just a terrible call. [Title]

Output: Yeah. I don't blame the


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 days ago [Body] My "ND never wins anything" policy finally bites me. Can't believe Northeastern didn't even get a shot that last possession. [Title]

Output: My "ND never wins anything"


Input: [Date] 19 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] Holy crap that is a bad idea. [Title]

Output: Holy crap is that a bad idea.


Input: [Date] 20 weeks 4 days ago [Body] As long as you don't give them a name every time, then I'm fine with more than one night game a season. [Title]

Output: As long as you don't give


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] I mean, we had to lose to NW at SOME point right? Better now than when we're contending in the Big Ten again. After the last few games in football and even basketball this year, I wasn't surprised to see it go that way. Sad, but not surprised. [Title]

Output: I mean, we had to lose to NW


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] My house sophomore year where my room was a converted porch with no heat would like to speak to you about the worst living experience on campus. In fact my house senior year blew as well so I don't really agree with you at all on that. Also I would have hated to have to start my college experience and make that huge transition in addition to finding my own place to live there. Plus that's a great way to force socialization for people in a new place is having them live together. You think that's overpriced for meals where you could take as much food as you wanted? The amount of cereal and waffles I ate a day more than made up for that cost. [Title]

Output: My house sophomore year where


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I really thought the grass was going to make it. I'm bummed now. [Title]

Output: I really thought the grass


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Not getting the commericals on the BTN app so I got to hear Matt Shepard describe Larkin as a "flipping stud." Pretty good stuff [Title]

Output: Not getting the commericals


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Wow really weak [Title]

Output: Wow really weak


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Body] But what of your smearing of the matte helmets Brian?! They looked sharp damn it!! [Title]

Output: But what of your smearing of


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Oh god, he must come here now. [Title]

Output: Oh god, he must come here


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] I'd probably describe those other people you mention as evil. [Title]

Output: I'd probably describe those


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] I also remember thinking the matte helmets looked sharp. And was going to comment on it so don't worry. [Title]

Output: I also remember thinking the


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 5 days ago [Body] You won't be alone. I'll be there and appreciative of a chance to enjoy a Michigan hockey game without having to drive 4 hours. [Title]

Output: You won't be alone. I'll be


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] You haven't heard of it before because it hasn't been a big deal. It's only stupid because you didn't bother to google it for 5 seconds. http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bucs/bucs-qb-johnson-paid-to-have-footballs-altered-before-sb-37/2214490 Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: You haven't heard of it


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I just don't get how you discount a head to head game so easily. Are the playoff games going to count if they are close then? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I just don't get how you


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Wouldn't they be in the same division if it worked like the rest of the conferences? The Big 12 played every other team in their conference why do they need a championship game? Regardless there is no way OSU suddenly has a better resume for beating Wisconsin. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Wouldn't they be in the same


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Um ok? [Title]

Output: Um ok?


Input: [Date] 34 weeks 4 days ago [Body] That defensive intensity still gave up 35 points... Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: That defensive intensity still gave up 35 points...


Input: [Date] 5 days 17 hours ago [Body] That is all. [Title]

Output: Football is coming


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] That matches the Glidden official paint color so I don't have to repaint my basement. [Title]

Output: the one


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] I have an HD projector paired with a 106" screen. It's pretty impressive. Of course this setup depends on viewing area. Mine is in the basement where I can control the amount of light that in the room. [Title]

Output: Projector


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] He's a liar, a cheater, and an alleged coke head. [Title]

Output: Pete Rose is a piece of crap.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Look at young kids today. I bet you see 10 wearing UA for every 1 Adidas. That is probably a very conservative guess too. [Title]

Output: Not Sure How


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Do you really think it is hard for an athlete to graduate from any major sports program college. Come on now. [Title]

Output: Same Everywhere


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Why cover up the best looking helmet in all of football? [Title]

Output: Nooooo


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Fuck Karma and fuck Cowboys haters. This rule is total bull shit. That was a catch. It was possessed and advanced. Running with the ball is a football move. Two weeks in a row the Cowboy's game has been marred by poor officiating. Fuck the NFL for their incompetence. [Title]

Output: Fuck the NFL


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 4 days ago [Body] to watch the buckeyes lose on monday [Title]

Output: arrived in time


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] enjoy the mistletoe. [Title]

Output: enjoy


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 2 days ago [Body] on espn3 it is listed as needing a password. [Title]

Output: Are you sure


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I can't believe I read that whole post. A. The head coach is responsible for all aspects of the team. B. There are good and bad people in all levels of jobs. It is apparent that we have too many bad coaches. [Title]

Output: wowsers


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] Do You Really Want to Hurt Me [Title]

Output: Culture Club


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Body] For someone that was at the game: Did the hit on Shane replay on the video board? How did no one with authority see a hit that was flagged and had a large crowd response? I call bullshit. [Title]

Output: Replay?


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 2 days ago [Body] ah fuck it. see ya. [Title]

Output: wait, don't go


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I have watched every Michigan game from beginning to end for the last 23 years. This is the first game I have ever turned off before it was over. After Gardner came in I did not see a team that had given up but I saw a coach who had. Fuck Hoke! Fire Hoke! [Title]

Output: Personal First


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Sports are nothing but heartache but what else are we going to do, talk to our wives? [Title]

Output: Heartache


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Body] They have a proven head coach and they will improve as the season goes on. [Title]

Output: They are not Michigan


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Body] unlike Michigan OSU will improve as the season goes on. [Title]

Output: however


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 3 days ago [Body] After today's offensive performance you want to promote Nuss? Wow. [Title]

Output: really?


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Took until a week ago to get excited... but damn, I'm excited now! [Title]

Output: same here


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Fantasy football draft 1 tomorrow, a smoker full of meat on Sunday and fantasy football draft 2 to wrap it all up on Monday. I should just call it "Man" weekend. [Title]

Output: Hells Yeah


Input: [Date] 48 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'm eating pretzels and watching cartoons with my 5 year old daughter. She refused to watch more preseason NFL. What's up with that? [Title]

Output: it's 8:30 am


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 6 days ago [Body] it's a shame that we live in a world that cares about sexual preference. this should not be news. [Title]

Output: what a shame


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Body] 1. yes but its unlikely. 2. people who own walmart stock are as much a part of the problem as people who shop at walmart. 3. everybody's shit stinks. 4. see #3 5. the already get paid... see your student loan balance. 6. kitty, always kitty. [Title]

Output: answers


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] Lost my dad to cancer 17 years ago, and now my mom is losing a battle against ovarian cancer. This weekend she traveled 3 hours to see me graduate from the University of Cincinnati (I'm 41 and just finished my undergrad). She was skin and bones and looked horrible. Luckily she was seated about 10 feet from where I wound up sitting during the ceremony. It made my day to see the pride on her face. I'm going to miss her. [Title]

Output: Fuck cancer indeed


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] blah blah blah Culvers blah blah blah [Title]

Output: what I heard


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Body] We don't realize how much we need them until they are gone. I miss mine too. [Title]

Output: That's the thing about dads


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Body] it's been a tough week. I'm ready for the weekend. [Title]

Output: let's do this


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Don't compare this to the molestation of children. [Title]

Output: Don't compare this to the


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Not a fan of his personally, but this attack holds no merit. Here is a bit of context for that incident: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/lilwayne.asp [Title]

Output: Not a fan of his personally,


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Now if they could just fire him from ESPN entirely and tell him to take Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith with him. [Title]

Output: Now if they could just fire


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Well to be fair they did commit to play football for a tomato, so they can't be that academically inclined. [Title]

Output: Well to be fair they did


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Body] This is sort of a cool story bro moment, but I actually met Cam Gordon once and chatted with him for about ten minutes or so. I was very impressed by him as an individual. Seems like he really has his head on straight. [Title]

Output: This is sort of a cool story


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Your self righteous indigination is ridiculous. Get over yourself. [Title]

Output: Your self righteous


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 5 hours ago [Body] I wouldn't mind this option at all. He's already been running an offense that will be similar to what Harbaugh is looking to install and even if he doesn't win the quarterback competition he would at the very least push Shane Morris to realize his potential. [Title]

Output: I wouldn't mind this option


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I would love to see this, but it would be tough to pull him away from USC. [Title]

Output: I would love to see this, but


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Body] As a USF alumni who was on campus at the time I can tell you that the incident was an excuse not a cause. It was blown way out of proportion and it was more because of people higher up having a personal dislike for Jim Leavitt and eyeing Skip Holtz. That single decision has destroyed the program and hopefully Taggart can bring some credibility back. With that said, I would be beyond thrilled with Jim Leavitt being on Michigan's staff. He is a fantastic coach who has produced results everywhere he has been. [Title]

Output: As a USF alumni who was on


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 2 days ago [Body] To be fair that was a football play and both players were moving quickly. He was punished for it by the flag, and will likely get a fine, but a suspension would be ridiculous. He has no history of head hunting and it was likely just a simple mistake. Raiola on the other hand has a reputation for scummy behavior (ex. diving at legs during a kneel down) and blatantly tried to injure an opposing player after a play. Raiola has no excuse for his behavior. [Title]

Output: To be fair that was a


Input: [Date] 35 weeks 3 days ago [Body] No, you are just a prick. [Title]

Output: No, you are just a prick.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 2 days ago [Body] So because the Lions weren't playing well it's ok that the referees were incompetent? This is an argument I see frequently to defend bad calls and it makes no logicial sense. [Title]

Output: So because the Lions weren't


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Yeah, I mean it's not like Michigan has a coach on staff right now that has been here since the Stone Age or anything right? [Title]

Output: Yeah, I mean it's not like


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I want some. [Title]

Output: The drugs you are on...


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 3 days ago [Body] He is a Browns fan. He is hoping Denard does well, but not so much so that the Jags beat his team. [Title]

Output: He is a Browns fan. He is


Input: [Date] 42 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Arizona has beaten Oregon twice in a row, so much for losing 9 of 10. [Title]

Output: Arizona has beaten Oregon


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 days ago [Body] Are you from Michigan? It's a widely held verbal tradition for people in Michigan to refer to institutions as plural or possessive when it doesn't exist in the actual name. Ex Walmarts, Kmarts, Meijers, Krogers . [Title]

Output: Are you from Michigan? It's a


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] I don't know who this Bo guy thinks he is wearing that "ugly thing", he needs to get on board with the brand and stop ruining Michigan tradition. [Title]

Output: I don't know who this Bo guy


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] I did but I am on my phone so I can't post any right now. He was really friendly and was joking around with everyone. I am still through the roof that I got to meet one of my childhood heroes. [Title]

Output: I did but I am on my phone so


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Body] I'm sorry but this is wrong. I mean no disrespect to the women who serve our country, but to say there is no difference in their physical abilities is just false. I say this as someone who comes from a family where women have served in the military many times, and while I respect their service I wouldn't want any of them sitting trying to carry me out of a firefight. [Title]

Output: I'm sorry but this is wrong.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] I don't think the trade itself was the issue so much as how Joe D used the cap room generated from the trade. Picking up AI's expiring contract was a smooth move. Using the money he freed up to sign Gordon and Charlie V however was the big problem. [Title]

Output: I don't think the trade


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] Easily one of the best Hip Hop producers of all time. Dilla was so far ahead of his time. [Title]

Output: Easily one of the best Hip


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] I think Gardner compares pretty fairly to a sophomore year Vince Young who was frustratingly inconsistent until he exploded in the Rose Bowl (make it stop). [Title]

Output: I think Gardner compares


Input: [Date] 1 year 40 weeks ago [Body] Their CEO gets over 650k a year. The charity itself spends only about a quarter of it's money on research and treatment. I will not give a dime on my money to them. [Title]

Output: Their CEO gets over 650k a


Input: [Date] 1 year 41 weeks ago [Body] As someone of Czech heritage I would love to visit my ancestral homeland and watch some Michigan football at the same time. Since I know Dave Brandon is reading this comment; make it happen. [Title]

Output: As someone of Czech heritage


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Body] I think it's the difference between playing at home and on the road. [Title]

Output: I think it's the difference


Input: [Date] 1 year 42 weeks ago [Body] This is why we need upvotes back. [Title]

Output: This is why we need upvotes


Input: [Date] 33 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Terrapin Hopsecutioner Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Terrapin Hopsecutioner


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 1 day ago [Body] When does the podcast usually post? [Title]

Output: When does the podcast usually


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Will this be available to watch online anywhere or will be have to wait for highlights, etc the next day? [Title]

Output: Will this be available to


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Body] I have been streaming through my iPad to my apply tv via the BTN app. Doesn't work all that well... [Title]

Output: I have been streaming through


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Body] Closer to home is Illinois. https://sports.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/player-Ty-Isaac-112403 [Title]

Output: Closer to home is


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Body] Turned in my last grad school exam and a posbang Friday?! How can this day get any better!?!! [Title]

Output: Turned in my last grad school


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Body] This is going to be huge for football recruiting! http://blogs.ajc.com/recruiting/2012/02/02/chick-fil-a-recruit-linebacke... [Title]

Output: Think of all the Recruiting Implications!


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Body] I dont think it's the recruiting material as much as it is the attention that they feel the staff is paying to them and maybe planting the idea that they plan on him going pro? [Title]

Output: I dont think it's the


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] For Today: [Title]

Output: For Today:


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] I think it would be really cool if in the summary of the preview posts (under time, channel, spread, Etc) there was a link to the opponents main blog. [Title]

Output: Idea:


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] Aren't they worried that people checking their phone will dampen the atmosphere and allow for people to be less enthused about the game in front of them? [Title]

Output: Aren't they worried that


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Body] Is this like a multiple choice what would you like to see improved: A) Nothing; B) wifi; C) More Piped in Music. I just don't ever remember wanting to check my phone during a game. [Title]

Output: Is this like a multiple


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] While he's more than likely just coach-speaking, isnt it at least posible that the new QB coaching/possible change in offense has created at least some competition? [Title]

Output: While he's more than likely


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] Blimpy, Slippery Rock, and a Posbang?! Yes please! [Title]

Output: Good Day!


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Body] ... I'm thinking he and the Bag Man were pretty close. [Title]

Output: ... I'm thinking he and the


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Hold me, TomVH. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Hold me, TomVH.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] There's a reason coaches like Popovich and Harbaugh aren't asked to do a lot of interviews. They could care less. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: There's a reason coaches like


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 13 hours ago [Body] Pissing off Cowherd is a win in my book. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Pissing off Cowherd is a win in my book.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm not a HUGE proponent of the star system, but I'd wager a fair amount that the empirical data would show highly rated kids have, on average, better collegiate careers. You are right, however, I'm not any kind of expert, and if I were provided their film I wouldn't be able to predict how much development they did or did not need. [Title]

Output: Let me clarify


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I'm a big believer in this staff's ability to develop players, and they're going to need it. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I'm a big believer in this


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I hope no one asks him any dumb questions at the press conference. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I hope no one asks him any


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Well, this answers it. [Title]

Output: Well, this answers it.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] The other thing, is that even if this is a camp shirt, or a prototype that Nike made for UM, I doubt Adidas would be pleased to see Harbaugh wearing Nike. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: The other thing, is that even


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 5 days ago [Body] It may be a camp shirt, actually. But it's important to note that the other coaches have a different version of that Nike shirt. I've been to a lot of camps in my day, granted that was over 20 years ago now, (son-of-a-bitch) but I don't remember there being more than one camp shirt. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: It may be a camp shirt,


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Needs moar [Title]

Output: Needs moar


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Body] He's also forgetting that student athletes generally can't work a job to supplement their income. So you really can't compare them with regular students, as Valenti does. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: He's also forgetting that


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 2 days ago [Body] This girl at the orphanage said I'd never amount to much. [Title]

Output: Orphanage Kids


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Body] What's hilarious, is that if some coach responded to this by making their own invite-all camp, Harbaugh and staff would probably show up. [Title]

Output: What's hilarious


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title]


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Actually, Sam Webb has been beating that drum for a while now. [Title]

Output: Sam Webb


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Given that Jim Harbaugh believed he was a high quality human being, and given that Jim says that after knowing a litany of great human beings, I stand by my statement. HARBAUGH [Title]

Output: Well


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Gore is a quality human being, which in the long run, is far more important. [Title]

Output: I kid


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 10 hours ago [Body] Frank Gore — RB — Wonderlic Score: 6 [Title]

Output: Low scores


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] They seemed to be indicating a huge, in-state Commit, and I'd consider Corley to fit the bill. [Title]

Output: It's Corley


Input: [Date] 18 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Has anyone said anything about Harbaugh yet? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Has anyone said anything about Harbaugh yet?


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 5 days ago [Body] If you look at it again in 30 minutes, it'll turn black and blue. I'm waiting to see what the trick is. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: If you look at it again in 30


Input: [Date] 23 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Harry Potter is a tosser. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Harry Potter is a tosser.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I'm happy for him! I got to meet him about 25 years ago when he did sports for ABC 12 in Flint. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I'm happy for him! I got to


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Being in a cold weather state really seems to be hampering Urban Meyer. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Being in a cold weather state


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] He said he didn't THINKS he'd take an OFFICIAL visit. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: He said he didn't THINKS he'd take an OFFICIAL visit.


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Think* Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Think*


Input: [Date] 26 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Real friends would've stayed Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Real friends would've stayed


Input: [Date] 27 weeks 4 hours ago [Body] Gerry Hamilton I see you player Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Gerry Hamilton I see you player


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 13 hours ago [Title]


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 6 days ago [Body] That's a tough stretch. [Title]

Output: Damn


Input: [Date] 39 weeks 3 days ago [Body] They should just put Denard in at Quarterback! [Title]

Output: They should just put Denard


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Body] Despite the fact that Chatman is only 6'7 200lb, Rivals says he is one of the best rebounding wings in the class, and his toughness would allow him to play the skilled 4 in a small lineup. That being said, I could see him playing a Zak Irvin type roll next year (with a different playing style though). In my opinion, if only GR3 leaves, we will have a very dangerous team. If Mitch leaves, still a great team but someone will need to step up at the 5 along with Horford. [Title]

Output: Despite the fact that Chatman


Input: [Date] 1 year 36 weeks ago [Body] 9 Men in the box and single coverage on the outside... How about a jump ball to our 6'5 beast of a WR/TE [Title]

Output: 9 Men in the box and single


Input: [Date] 2 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I would be interested to know if there are Harvard grads that say they wish they would've gone elsewhere, Michigan specifically. I have a friend that is a rising Junior at Harvard, and I have gotten the impression that the experience a student has at Harvard is what he or she makes of it. If you want a "traditional" American college experience at Harvard I'm sure you can party your butt off and graduate. That being said, I think at less rigorous schools you can study 100 hours a week and be miserable. To me, it pretty much depends on the individual, at least to a certain extent. [Title]

Output: I would be interested to know


Input: [Date] 2 years 23 weeks ago [Body] I played against both DJ Pettway and Eddie Williams in high school (my claim to fame is that I once tackled him) and they were both studs obviously, along with being super dirty players. It doesn't come as much of a surprise to me to see this happen as DJ hails from inner city Pensacola, FL and Eddie inner city Panama City, FL and some questionable family situations. Also props to the OP for "Parole Tide" [Title]

Output: I played against both DJ


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Sweet video! Makes me hopeful/excited for lots more of Gardner to Gallon [Title]

Output: Sweet video! Makes me


Input: [Date] 2 years 31 weeks ago [Body] I got Decker in the 5th, Ridley in the 6th, and RG3 in the 7th to lead me to my second straight championship. Man do I enjoy taking money from my friends [Title]

Output: I got Decker in the 5th,


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I don't quite understand why the NBA is so obsessed with size, especially the way the game is evolving. The only major knock on Burke at the NBA level would be size, but with his athleticism and offensive ability (defensive abiltiy still in the works) I don't see why he couldn't be a point guard worthy of a top 15 pick. Size is comparable to Paul (obviously), Mike Conley, Darren Collison, and Jameer Nelson, who are all solid NBA players. This is my biased opinon, but I see no reason why Burke couldn't hold his own, and even flourish, as a starting PG in the NBA. [Title]

Output: I don't quite understand why


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] If this team had Howard and Wade it would be one heck of a game [Title]

Output: If this team had Howard and


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] The lack of discipline for Weber is total BS. Looked like the freaking WWE with that move. Might as well have Babcock tell his players to start slamming heads on the boards in the corners if all they're going to get is 2 minutes and a slap on the wrist fine. Ridiculous. [Title]

Output: The lack of discipline for


Input: [Date] 3 years 40 weeks ago [Body] Sammy Watkins is tearing it up at Clemson. Too bad he didn't Go Blue because he is a hell of a playmaker. [Title]

Output: Sammy Watkins is tearing it


Input: [Date] 3 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Newton is clean and OJ is innocent... [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 3 years 43 weeks ago [Body] "Gibbons has now accounted for 12 points for the Wolverines with 3 field goals and 6 extra points" [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] I think Jake Ryan definitely needs to stay on the field. All I ever see that guy doing is making plays in the backfield. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] The piped in music definitely brought another element to the game, as much as I love the band. Insane game Go Blue! [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 3 years 46 weeks ago [Body] 31-27 Michigan. Go Blue! [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Body] The other night my high school team played Walton High a team with the 16th DT in the nation and 6'4 320 FSU commit Delvon Stuckey and he was a non factor getting blocked by our 170 pound center all night. My point being maybe Big Will was a super motivated beast in high school and then being a highly recruited player he thought he was a big shot and lost his fire and hustle. Just a thought [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 1 week ago [Body] Living in SEC country, seeing Auburn get caught and subsequently slammed would make me extremely happy. [Title]

Output: Living in SEC country, seeing


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I have known Austin Hatch since I was 8 as our parents went to college together and while I don't know a whole lot about his game aside from the fact that he used to own me, I know that he is very smart and extremely hardworking and should be a great addition to the class of 2013. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 6 weeks ago [Body] I have know Austin Hatch since I was 8 years old as our parents went to college together and while I live in Florida and don't know a whole lot about his game aside from the fact that he used to own me, I know that he is very smart and extremely hardworking and should be a great addition to the class. [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I'm sixteen and I just got my license so I was planning on calling my mom and telling her I got in a wreck. Jokes on me cause me and another guy backed up into each other and I've got a grand of damage. [Title]

Output: I'm sixteen and I just got my


Input: [Date] 4 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Whether or not they deserved to get in I think they are certainly proving they have the ability to beat these teams. I think a lot of what Smart was using as motivation wasn't only whether or not they should be in the tournament but also "experts" picking against them aka Dick Vitale being shocked if they beat Kansas. Regardless, I'm rooting for them. [Title]

Output: Whether or not they deserved


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I was at the game and from the stands, the refs looked horrible. There were a couple times where our players were simply fighting for the ball and they called a foul (McLimans at end of half). Not saying that's why we lost, but I think the whole Michigan section at the game could agree that the refs were pretty bad. [Title]

Output: I was at the game and from


Input: [Date] 4 years 18 weeks ago [Body] My dad and I will be there in the Michigan section going crazy. If you leave with your voice you have failed! [Title]

Output: My dad and I will be there in


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Put the money in my Hansborough [Title]

Output: Put the money in my


Input: [Date] 4 years 19 weeks ago [Body] While I still disagree with paying players, Jalen seems to have come up with a pretty sensible proposal. [Title]

Output: While I still disagree with


Input: [Date] 4 years 29 weeks ago [Body] Any potential links for a Mac? Justin.tv? [Title]

Output: Any potential links for a


Input: [Date] 4 years 49 weeks ago [Body] My daughter goes to HS with James Elliott at Pensacola Catholic High School. She says he is going to commit to Michigan. Im not sure if his offer is committable per Mgoblog. [Title]

Output: james elliott to commit


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 hours ago [Title] The way I read the situation [Body]

Output: The way I read the situation was we told him that in order to play again he'd have to sit for at least six months. As an uncommon senior that would likely be the death knell of his playing career. He's transferring to Texas tech where he has to sit for a year anyway. I'm not sure that the two schools doctors were actually in disagreement. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 1 week 19 hours ago [Title] Are you high? I'm not sure [Body]

Output: Are you high? I'm not sure that I've ever seen a player carry a team as much as Denard did for three straight years. Without him the dumpster fire would have been a dumpster inferno. I thought you people would shut up after the disaster that our offense became as soon as Denard left.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 hours ago [Title] It's not. Harbaughs Twitter [Body]

Output: It's not. Harbaughs Twitter account has a check mark next to his name for being a verified account. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I lived in the area for a [Body]

Output: I lived in the area for a time and I don't really find anything about this story surprising. That entire stretch of coast has some of the weirdest townies I've ever encountered. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Am I wrong or is Pip going [Body]

Output: Am I wrong or is Pip going into his senior year? We're fine on scholarships for the upcoming season as I remember, so what would be freeing up by forcing him out? I feel like I'm missing something. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] "Take that." [Body]

Output: "Take that."


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Such a well earned nick name. [Body]

Output: Such a well earned nick name. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] lol, Cal. Cal. Who fucking [Body]

Output: lol, Cal. Cal. Who fucking knew.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Nothings been announced yet. [Body]

Output: Nothings been announced yet.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I know the tradition around [Body]

Output: I know the tradition around here is to be cynical and pessimistic, but it's getting hard not to feel a little hopeful about all this. The events of this week taken independently wouldn't mean all that much, but taken together could present a narrative. Time will tell! Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] And shockingly, it came from a Buckeye. [Body]

Output: And shockingly, it came from a Buckeye. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I wonder how jersey sales in Ohio are doing. [Body]

Output: I wonder how jersey sales in Ohio are doing. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Seriously, overreaction city here. [Body]

Output: Seriously, overreaction city here. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 7 hours ago [Title] How do you figure that he [Body]

Output: How do you figure that he almost definitely raped a girl? What evidence do you have that points to that? Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] I think my major issue with [Body]

Output: I think my major issue with this is that people go to university to learn to become the person they are, they find their own views. If we start banning things because people are discomforted by them, it's a slippery slope to only having one accepted viewpoint. I haven't seen the movie, but I highly doubt it's "The Birth of a Nation: Part Two". I think if you don't like something, by all means speak out against it and say why you find it wrong. I draw the line when it comes to surpressing what you dislike. As far as the safety issue goes, I find it to be overblown. Racist assholes are going to be racist assholes, this movie is not going to change that for better or worse. Especially on a progressive campus like U of M.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I totally understand where [Body]

Output: I totally understand where you're coming from, and typically and ideally that's how I try to approach things as well. I just have seen people like her in action enough to know it's primarily about attention and I can't take the hypocrisy behind it seriously. I'm definitely a little biased from past experiences, but I don't think my preconcieved notions will end up being incorrect on this one.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] It has nothing to do with [Body]

Output: It has nothing to do with American Sniper, but it does relate to the situation. If this girl is throwing pork at a fellow Muslims door, I think it calls her motivations and integrity into question. Considering that she is primarily behind this blowing up, I find it to be relevant.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] I think the point is that the [Body]

Output: I think the point is that the girl concrned about anti-muslim sentiment caused by the film, also allegedly threw hot dogs and eggs at Mahmoods door. It takes away a bit of credibility.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 1 day ago [Title] That would've been the way to [Body]

Output: That would've been the way to do it, if the concern was actually about this film being showed. Unfortunately, as you pointed out, the entire point behind this is that it fits a political narrative.