Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Title] Pot meet Kettle [Body]

Output: Everyone around here realizes that when Commitapalooza occured last year, the interwebs were all aflutter with talk of Michigan cheating. No one here would believe that, so why do we assume that Ole Miss is? Nkemdiche has a brother on campus that lead the team in tackles. Treadwell has Standifer, who lest we forget, was the person that first brought Treadwell to Michigan. Connor went to high school in the area. And that DT out of JC was an Ole Miss recruit before he had to go to JC. The story on the rest is easy, get them all on campus at the same time, and have the top guys recruit the other top guys. I'm not saying there is no possibility of 'extra benefits' - likely of the female variety - but there are also reasonable explainations for the recruits as well.


Input: [Date] 2 days 16 hours ago [Body] I'm gonna vote for a threeway with olivia wilde and kate upton for me, too. thats as likely to happen [Title]

Output: I'm gonna vote for a threeway with olivia wilde


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Body] I was shocked that a high profile program like USC played at a complete shithole. I'm sure the player and team facilities are nice but the fan experience is garbage and the stadium looks and feels like its a crumbling mess. The campus was pretty nice, (with the exception of the surrounding area of the stadium which fels like Stabbsville) the coeds were spectacular but the stadium, woof. [Title]

Output: Got free tickets to see BC @ USC two years ago


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Body] RR was lambasted by pretty much everyone for trying to spread and shred from day 1 without any pieces (for any offense) and was said to have cost us games. However, by the end of year 2 and fully into year 3 we saw that offense start to show signs of life. He got the axe, Hoke came in and tried to slowly turn that platypus into a unicorn and other than year 1 (where he was blessed with Denard) the offense looked like it had no idea what it was trying to do. Not that I worry about this with HARBAUGH but I think the lesson here is to have an identity and run as much of it as possible in year one, then make the transition as quickly as possible after that. People will argue "adjust the system to the players" and while I understand the calls for that I think knowing who you are and executing on that is the better play. You may have more growing pains at the start of running what you know, but you have a higher ceiling and likely a shorter learning curve for all involved. If you're adjusting the system to the players you'll probably have an easier time at first, but your curve will be long and you're already at least calling into question the ceiling because you have no idea what the end result even looks like. [Title]

Output: take away from Craig Ross blurb:


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I didn't bring saad into the convo. Also not sure what you're getting at. ROR is worth 3m/y more because he's got 15lbs and an inch on Gus? [Title]

Output: I didn't bring saad into the convo. Also not sure


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I know people see that as a lot...but in today's NHL...its just not. Ryan O'Reilly has had almost identical PPG stats as Gus in Gus' two NHL years and he makes 7mm a year. TJ Oshie is another who's about the exact same player statswise and he makes right about what Gus is going to. This is a fair deal that will be a steal if Gus goes to the next level somewhere during the course of it. [Title]

Output: he's priced about right.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] who the fuck eats Azteca? Meijer brand is better than Azteca. [Title]

Output: Mission Uber Alles


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] take a look at the goalies with 300 wins (there's 31 of them. Now see how many have won 2 cups as a starter) (hint, there aren't many and they're all in the HHOF. [Title]

Output: take a look at the goalies


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] then we can work on Osgood's HOF campaign. [Title]

Output: yes, they should


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Body] (the Red Wings modern era championships are 97, 98, 02, 08) please try again. [Title]

Output: (the Red Wings modern era


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Body] IIRC Filppula was wanting a 5+ MM deal, the Wings weren't paying that and weren't waiting, they signed Weiss for the deal on the table for Fil and moved on. Fil signed later for what he could have gotten to stay here. Was an error on his agents part. (same with Damien Brunner who wanted an absurd deal that the wings walked away from). Franzen over Hossa looks bad now, but at the time Franzen looked every bit the player of Hossa and younger (plus a bit cheaper) I won't kill Holland for that. [Title]

Output: IIRC Filppula was wanting a


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Body] golf balls, is that like tennis elbow? [Title]

Output: golf balls, is that like


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Harry's razors harrys.com. Cheap, great blades, they last a long time, and I find they give me a better shave than gilette's stuff. [Title]

Output: Harry's razors harrys.com.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] except for the fact that for athletics (at least the big three) Michigan only goes by the NCAA Clearinghouse level and not normal admissions [Title]

Output: except for the fact that for


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] with customer service reps who care more about the gum on the bottom of their shoe than you, and uverse is the shittier, cheaper, marginally (at best) better customer service expensive, evil, horrible company. just like the cell phone industry. There's practically zero competition and the consumer suffers. I live in a city with its own cable system (which sucks, and is expensive.) My options are literally 1) crappy municipal cable and internet which are very expensive and not even close to speed/quality of comcast/uverse 2) uverse which has substandard equipment and speeds. I agree with whoever said it upthread, we're the richest nation in the world and we have extremely middling home use technology and a high price tag. WTF, mate? [Title]

Output: comcast is the expensive, evil, horrible company


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Body] they are not considering that. If Dylan Larkin is a red wing at any point next year then the organization has drastically changed their philosophy on development [Title]

Output: lolno.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Body] he talked before many times about how hard it is to recruit with their high academic and admissions standards now he's saying they don't have to meet those standards to get in? [Title]

Output: this is interesting


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Body] I'm assuming he's pissed because Holland can't sign top end talent despite the fact that he's offered equal or better contracts to every single player we've missed out on. Or maybe it's reloading this team to be elite in the cap era without having to deal Dats, Z or Kronner. No other franchise has the combination of continued success and level of prospects we have in the system. Ignore him he's another clueless 'hockey' fan who expects the same success after the adoption of the cap as we did when we could just outbid for every superstar out there. Almost every franchise who has had success is lacking for prospects; we have a stocked system that we're going to have to find places for. People in this town don't know shit about hockey and just love to bitch. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: I'm assuming he's pissed


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Body] "be a millionaire" major. [Title]

Output: I would have taken the


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Body] its the Los Angeles Army Black Knights of West Point of Anaheim America Western Hemisphere of Earth or LAABKWPAAWHE [Title]

Output: dude no


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I've seen/read/heard An alarming number of mouth breathers saying it would be okay if he moved on. [Title]

Output: I've seen/read/heard An


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Body] they were the grand rapids red wings for most of the year due to injury and still made the playoffs last year. took what looks like the best eastern conference team to the mat this year with 0 bonafide scorers. but yeah underachieving all the way. this spoiled fucking fanbase doesn't deserve babcock. spoiled entitled idiots. [Title]

Output: LOL


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Body] First one was a weekend tournament for our baseball team we had as many as six games in three days depending on if we won or lost. we didn't have enough pitchers with innings available going into the tourney. I finally convinced my coach to let me try (I wasn't a hard thrower so he didn't pay me any mind during the season) got the start in day two of the tourney and tossed 7 innings (max allowable for a weekend) of 3 hit 0 run ball. A buddy of mine and I were the OLB for our 14 y.o. football team. we were playing a team with an option QB that was just killing us. We had no answer for his speed. Coach got frustrated and called a double OLB blitz on one of the last plays before the half. We took out our teams frustration by hitting that superstar option QB so hard simultaneously that he refused to reenter the game. [Title]

Output: two:


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 days ago [Body] lunchboxthegoat here always looking for trustworthy folks to play with [Title]

Output: xbl


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Hard tacos are inauthentic and an abomination. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: Hard tacos are inauthentic and an abomination.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Body] lists university of Michigan- Dearborn. I don't hide/lie about where I went and I'm not ashamed of it. I couldn't afford AA. simple as that. I needed a campus close to my job that I could easily commute to. [Title]

Output: my resume


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Body] My degree says it was issued by the University of Michigan. Not the University of Michigan-Dearborn. I'm an alum. Did I have as whole of an experience as people who went to the big campus? No. But I'm still an alum. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad [Title]

Output: My degree says it was issued


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I would be floored if he's not in the wings bench next year [Title]

Output: I would be floored if he's not in the wings bench


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Body] anti-chris Kyle sentiment. I'm anti-war but I can't be against soldiers, it's not their choice to be in these conflicts. I don't care if they show it or not...but it is a crappy movie. just poorly written and poorly put together [Title]

Output: I don't really understand


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 19 hours ago [Body] book it. [Title]

Output: Don has late stage syphillis


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Are you drunk? [Title]

Output: serious q


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] I learned how standards work [Body]

Output: I learned how standards work on my first dirt bike when I was 12 or so, and it wasn't hard to translate that into driving a stick. The first car I really drove extensively was my ex-gf's father's 944 in high school.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I understand the law [Body]

Output: I understand the law completely, and I stand by my point. A free-rider criticizing those who pay for the good they are consuming for free is an interesting concept.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I find it interesting that [Body]

Output: I find it interesting that someone advocating an illegal alternative would strike such a holier than thou tone, but that's just me.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think you have it wrong [Body]

Output: What I never understood is how "cocksucker" became a derogatory term. It seems to me that, no matter your orientation, they are doing a service to somebody. Are you anti-blowjob? Seems to me like they should be praised for the good they are doing society. Cowherd, on the other hand, is awful.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Something about this seems [Body]

Output: Something about this seems weird.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 15 hours ago [Title] Draftageddon! [Body]

Output: The mere mention of Draftageddon has me excited for the coming season. HARBAUGH!


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Assuming that Wuxia films [Body]

Output: Assuming that Wuxia films also count, I'm going with Hero.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Utilities are absolutely [Body]

Output: Utilities are absolutely "national security stuff," and they should be more than fretting about the "possibility" that their systems may be compromised.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] From a national security [Body]

Output: From a national security perspective, this pales in comparison to what Snowden released. And I'm saying this as one of the affected.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] '68 Mercury Cougar [Body]

Output: Dad bought it when I was 13 (1999) and we spent the next couple of years restoring it. Convinced him to drop a 351C in place of the 302 it came with stock. Pros: chick magnet, a ton of fun to drive Cons: cop magnet, 13MPG, no A/C Never going to get rid of it. Too many memories.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Or in this case we do know [Body]

Output: Or in this case we do know who is reading it, which is instructive.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] It seems to me that you and I [Body]

Output: It seems to me that you and I will never agree, since the core of my argument is that the playoffs should be decided by series (7 game series at that) in order to determine who is the better team. Short series and the spacing between the games allow teams to roll out their aces twice a series, whereas longer series are a test of depth. Baseball has always been about the depth of teams. That is why the regular season is so long, and that is why until recently it was considered absurd to have anything but series. I don't entirely disagree with you and see that there is some merit to your reasoning, but I disagree with you entirely that these benefits outweigh the assault on the very core of the game itself. There are 162 games in the regular season, and if one wildcard makes it in by a couple games over the next best ones, then so be it. Just like the Braves, they could have helped themselves by winning their games.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I understand these arguments, [Body]

Output: I understand these arguments, but I think some of the positive components of what you outline are overridden by what happened in 2012 during the first iteration of this format. A 94 win Braves team had to play an 88 win Cardinals team and ultimately lost a game played under protest due to one of the worst calls I have ever seen. Anyone who watched that game - which wasn't many because it started at 5PM on a Friday - should understand why a one game anything in baseball is not tenable; precisely because of that randomness. That the Cards went on to win the WS is a moot point, as they had no business being given equal treatment to a team that had a 6 game advantage on them, which played in a superior division, and which had won 5 of the 6 games against the Cardinals that season. Any benefit is far outweighed by the above being allowed to happen.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Baseball is somewhat random [Body]

Output: An individual baseball game is more "random" because there are far more variables at work than there are in basketball, for example, where the same 6-8 guys play the same 6-8 other who run more or less the same plays. In baseball the batter-pitcher matchup, coupled with just how difficult it is for the offense to score in general produces such outcomes. I think baseball would be less "random" if the playoffs were as inclusive as other leagues, where the top 6-8 from the AL/NL each make it and they play a 7 game series (5 game series are too short IMO). In that scenario I think the better teams would win out at a similar rate as in football. That being said, I would hate that as a baseball fan. I think the 1 game play-in game is an abomination that should be strapped to an ICBM and launched into the sun.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I never understood this and [Body]

Output: I never understood this and it drove me nuts while I was in A2. It's MEIJER not Meijers.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] In the student section right [Body]

Output: In the student section right behind a group of 30 or so PSU fans that were huge assholes to everyone around them the entire time. I can't believe how many M students sold their tickets during fall break; A2 was INFESTED with PSU bros that weekend. They were out on South U and elsewhere picking fights and whatnot the Friday before. Funny how they didn't seem to be around on Saturday night. This is when I lost all respect for PSU, well before the most recent...events. This and Braylonfest were the two best live moments in sports for me. That Saturday was one of the biggest party nights that took place while I was at M. I think because it was a generally terrible season to that point and the game ended at night the student body turned it up to 11.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] If I'm not mistaken that [Body]

Output: If I'm not mistaken that correction has to do with the speed of the satellite in orbit being faster than the speed of someone standing on the surface. The same principle would apply if you placed a clock on an extremely tall tower - the top is rotating faster than the base. These are two different principles at work here. Says that guy who's never taken physics, anyway (me).


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] At some point doesn't the [Body]

Output: At some point doesn't the University have to consider how far it is willing to go to remain competitive in this environment? I think we have two great coaches in Harbaugh and Beilein, but as the years go on, Michigan will be challenged in its ability to do things the right way while also remaining competitive. I think we are currently very near the edge of the envelope.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 5 days ago [Title] This is true [Body]

Output: There is proof


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 hours ago [Title] This post is the total [Body]

Output: This post is the total embodiment of a huge problem we have in this country.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 1 day ago [Title] This is the same coaching [Body]

Output: This is the same coaching staff who set up shop at Penn State right after the Sandusky-related NCAA sanctions were imposed. As far as antics go, I wouldn't put anything past Beckman.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I think my senior year [Body]

Output: I think my senior year (07-08) was probably the last year you could really sneak in as a late night destination. They kept everything locked, but we found a tree next to the fence on the on the Crisler side that was helpful in getting over the fence. Depending on the security guard's enthusiasm and weather, you could get a lot of time in on the field. It was pretty epic after a fresh snow. The best part is that the security lights were bright enough for you to see pretty well. I'm sure it's totally different now. Thanks, Dave Brandon.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Here we go... [Body]

Output: Age? 29 Occupation? Nuclear security/nonproliferation Location? DC Alum? LSA 2008 Most MICHIGAN thing you've ever done? (funny, memorable, etc.) Snuck into the Big House at 1AM and played football. We got a whole hour in before being run off.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] 5k - mid-80s 944 10k - 1996 [Body]

Output: 5k - mid-80s 944 10k - 1996 Honda Prelude VTEC (probably buy for 5-6k and spend the rest gussying it up) 15k - BMW M3


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 hours ago [Title] So if I understand this [Body]

Output: So if I understand this correctly, boxing is a complete waste of time for anyone involved. EDIT: anyone who isn't a sucker, since there are people making millions


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 12 hours ago [Title] Iron Eagle [Body]

Output: The Iron Eagle soundtrack. All of it. Okay, maybe just Road of the Gypsy:


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Michigan is a football school [Body]

Output: I love Beilein and I love Michigan Basketball, but I yearn for the day when we are good at football again.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I was just in Tbilisi, though [Body]

Output: I was just in Tbilisi, though Yerevan is great too. I of course read mgoblog while there so at least for a time there's two mgobloggers in the Caucasus. EDIT: Okay, now there are at least three. EDIT EDIT: I accidentally upvoted myself, so rather than living with that shame I downvoted myself.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I'm not really sure they are [Body]

Output: I'm not really sure they are at a disadvantage in recruiting because Michigan is running a series of half day camps in the South. Auburn is permanently located in Alabama, so I don't think things have changed. Plus they pay their players, etc. They are just whining because they are babies. Also I think it's hilarious that Auburn thinks it is a bigger name than Michigan.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I had similar experience too, [Body]

Output: I had similar experience too, and it was an extremely bizarre feeling. On one hand I wanted us to ruin what I perceived at the time to be a small chance they would make the playoffs, just so I could be assured that they wouldn't win it all. On the other, I felt as you described - I needed Michigan to lose to ensure Hoke wouldn't be retained. I don't know if I was happy, but I sure wasn't upset about the whole thing. I hope I never have to feel like that again.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Didn't know that. [Body]

Output: Kozen was exactly the type of recruitment that I was talking about in my question. Not so much a "shaddy" recruitment, but one where the player seemed to 2nd guess his choice over and over.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Serious Question [Body]

Output: Has there ever been a player that had a "unique" recruitment (as in multiple commits/decommits) that has gone on to be a star player in college? I can't think of one and feel like most of the high profile players who go through lot's of "strange" happenings during recruitment end up just fizzling out.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] There are rumblings of a [Body]

Output: There are rumblings of a decommit happening on Twitter. A pay walked link from Sam and a bunch of responses to it. The players name in question is on a visit to Louisville and if I had to compare his name to a snack it would be Reese's peanut butter cups. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Title] The real story... [Body]

Output: Harbaugh found some old footage of Vicious Vic as a kid and simply had to offer him.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Magnus [Body]

Output: You don't sounds very high on him as a player.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I cannot wait until Michigan [Body]

Output: I cannot wait until Michigan can simply impose their will on other teams. It's going to be gloriously fun to watch. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 5 days ago [Title] What the hell? [Body]

Output: I'm confused... This is a sports blog, not a marketing center for Michigan Alumn's and their new businesses. Good luck to your buddy, but I hope to never see posts like this again.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] Daelin Hayes [Body]

Output: I assume he was referring to Daelin Hayes based on his physical stature and athleticness.


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Money, money, money... [Body]

Output: Hackett is calling this undertaking "Project Swag."


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Yep, that's exactly what I do [Body]

Output: Yep, that's exactly what I do now - data analytics for retailers. And I feel like the field is still in infancy. Sort of lucked into this consulting niche, but it's worked out well and I feel with an IOE degree you can just go so many directions. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Went IOE and wouldn't change [Body]

Output: Went IOE and wouldn't change a thing. Most of my good friends in the major are at major consulting firms. I get to travel a bunch and am making over $100k at 25. Honestly, I'm very happy with how things worked out but had to just my ass and network like hell to get here. I just feel like IOE from michigan opens a lot of doors if you take advantage. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I honestly wish I had more of a unique name... [Body]

Output: I have just about one of the most basic guy names of the last 20 years, but wish it were more unique. Think about when you meet someone with a cool name (not an absurd one) - you instantly remember that person. I feel like this could really be benificial throughout life - having poeple immediately remember you from a first introduction. Names like Fletcher, Cortland, Bo - all good in my book.


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 6 days ago [Title] According to Gary Battle, [Body]

Output: According to Gary Battle, while at a local restaurant that Friday night with assistants Bacari Alexander and LeVall Jordan, Alexander leaned over and noted, "There's no chance Tyus will ever pick Michigan. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't there a rumor that Bacardi's mouth has gotten him into some hot water before (specifically with Jaylen Brown)? Maybe he should think twice and speak once from now on.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Wow... [Body]

Output: Today I learned - I'd get owned in a drawing contest with a 7 year old.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 5 days ago [Title] In hindsight [Body]

Output: Col. Jim Minick... Harbaugh hired him not because they are buddies but because the Colonel possesses the qualities Harbaugh values most: He makes smart decisions, and he gets things done. Whoops...


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Same. [Body]

Output: I read the headline as "Guy going to play quarterback at ND gets call from J(ohns) H(opkins) and switches to lacrosse." And my first thought was - Good. To hell with Notre Dame.


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Atlanta [Body]

Output: Atlanta


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Too good not to share again. [Body]

Output: Nick's grandparents bought him a sandbox and told him he could take it with him anywhere he would like to play. However, Nick was playing in the sand box when his parents told him that he could only play in the sandbox if it is located in his own yard. Little Jimmy was from very, very, far away and his parents were way cooler than Nick's parents, so they allowed him to take his sandbox anywhere he would like to play so long as he was invited there. So, Jimmy set his sandbox up (by invitation) across the street from Nick's house. Nick was not very happy about this because Jimmy was actually pretty cool and some of the local kids were more interested in Jimmy than they were in Nick. So, Nick had a bit of a temper tantrum and pitched a fit. Jimmy saw Nick pitch the fit and decided to totally fuck with him by inviting everyone from all over to bring their sandboxes to his house back home. Jimmy also said that "Kids" who weren't allowed to bring their sandboxes could use his. The End.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 3 days ago [Title] This explanation of events from another site had me in stitches. [Body]

Output: Nick's grandparents bought him a sandbox and told him he could take it with him anywhere he would like to play. However, Nick was playing in the sand box when his parents told him that he could only play in the sandbox if it is located in his own yard. Little Jimmy was from very, very, far away and his parents were way cooler than Nick's parents, so they allowed him to take his sandbox anywhere he would like to play so long as he was invited there. So, Jimmy set his sandbox up (by invitation) across the street from Nick's house. Nick was not very happy about this because Jimmy was actually pretty cool and some of the local kids were more interested in Jimmy than they were in Nick. So, Nick had a bit of a temper tantrum and pitched a fit. Jimmy saw Nick pitch the fit and decided to totally fuck with him by inviting everyone from all over to bring their sandboxes to his house back home. Jimmy also said that "Kids" who weren't allowed to bring their sandboxes could use his. The End.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] To the OP, I really don't [Body]

Output: To the OP, I really don't like the southerners vs northerners thing. I just don't see cultural rivalries being a good thing. I just think that it would be a cool cultural clash and in no way meant this in a negative way. I grew up in the Mid Atlantic region, went to Michigan, and now live in the deep South. I just find the traditions and practices of each region to be cool in their own way. Imagine the Big House scattered with some southern girls in dresses and cowboy boots!


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] In a perfect world, yes! [Body]

Output: I would love for our WRs to become great. But I would think that would be harder to do with a coaching carousel. Additionally, I feel like WR is one of those positions where a kid can just have "it" and you know that their skills will likely transition well to the college game. Think Treadwell, Speedy Noil, Diggs... all kids that you could tell would likely be very good in College.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Almost definitely told to leave it out... [Body]

Output: There is no way that question get's asked and you forget about the "accused" rape incident. All politics asside, that would be an event that I would NEVER forget if I were a kid.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 6 days ago [Title] I like Jedd [Body]

Output: I like Jedd and his brunt personality. Everything I've seen from interviews makes it seem likes he's a straight shooter. Now I have no idea how good of a coach he is, but he's had a lot of them even at the highest level. I just wonder how long he is going to stay around. I would think that it has the potential to hurt WR recruiting, knowing that Jedd has never stayed in one place for too long. I seem to remember even Brian mentioning that this is likely a stepping stone for Jedd during the coaching interview. Because damn... we need some quality WRs to get on board.


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 20 hours ago [Title] Agreed. [Body]

Output: DeMatha, Good Counsel, and (recently) Bullis are all strong prep schools that put out D1 prospects every year in MD. Nice to start a pipeline there. EDIT: They are all very strong academic schools too. I knew kids from each who went on to Ivy's.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy [Body]

Output: I would love to hear 110,000 people chear "aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy" when he punts at the Big House.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I'm fucking ashamed at some of these comments... [Body]

Output: Brady Hoke is a great man by all accounts, but was in over his head here at UofM. So he's taking a tour across the country and learning from a wide veriety of coaching philosiphies. Good for him. It would have been just as easy for the man, who was fired from his DREAM JOB, to lay low for a while and not do anything to better himself. This constant making fun of OUR previous coach who's a true Michigan Man through and through needs to stop.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Two major things from this article.. [Body]

Output: Wilkinson is the coach at Cocoa High School in Florida, a talent hotbed that includes Ohio State 2017 oral commitment Bruce Judson, a top-20 player in his class. Dean had a second opinion from noted sports surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Wilkinson said Andrews' opinion was that Dean needed continued rehab on his knee and should be ready to resume full activities this summer. I would assume this turns Bruce Judson off quite a bit. And sure looks like you're lying when arguably the best knee surgeon in the world says he should be good to go by summer.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 6 days ago [Title] This could be 100% literal [Body]

Output: Had a friend in college get an MIP and Drunken Disorderly... this was his punishment. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have a car on campus either, so many times he had to ride his bike over somewhere near State Street (I believe) to get breathalyzed. Twice a day.


Input: [Date] 1 year 9 weeks ago [Title] Start hammering us? [Body]

Output: We are 2-11 vs Ohio State in the past 13 years and 1-5 vs MSU the past 6 and expected to lose to both again this year. I think it's already started.


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Title] Not desperation just smart roster building [Body]

Output: from a smart head coach. Beilein didn't originally anticipate this staff would start churning kids out to the league after 2 years. He doesn't want to get caught with a bare roster again. And as much as we all get caught up in the recruiting hype because we see the instant impact it has in bball, it is unrealistic to think that we are going to real in a 5 man class full of studs. Most of the elite kids aren't recruitable because one way or another they are getting something we won't offer. There will still be plenty of scholarships available but not we also have a good base of kids who should be here to fill out the roster, like spike, and possibly overlooked kids who can really blossom under this staff, like Caris. Who by the way was a May committ.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] I love the in denial Michigan fan [Body]

Output: I know in response I'll just get called a clost sparty because that's how the world of tough internet guys works but the idea that the only reason they are a force on defense is because they cheat is beyond ridiculous. Coaches areamongst the most competitive people in the world. If MSU's schemes and defenders weren't elite and it was just clutching and grabbing every other school would be doing this. It's like the people that try to say Beilein and company aren't elite and we just jack 3s, Give credit to coaches who are elite at what they do. It's embarrassing to try to make excuses instead of tipping your hat.


Input: [Date] 1 year 13 weeks ago [Title] Show me the seniors on the o-line that can play [Body]

Output: like the seniors on the d-line did in 2011 and I'll believe


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] I would agree if [Body]

Output: they hadn't weakened the starting rotation while also not upgrading the bullpen. Good news is the division is embarrassingly awful and the tigers have elite talent so they will easily win it and from there the playoffs are a crapshoot and they have verlander and scherzer to potentially ride to a ring. But they need to add some bullpen pieces and sign stephen drew after the summer draft or find a ss elsehwere for the whole defense/baserunning upgrade to really show from last season in my opinion.


Input: [Date] 1 year 16 weeks ago [Title] I think players should be able to benefit [Body]

Output: but it becomes tricky because if players can take money from boosters then recruiting becomes even messier than it already is. Sign here and we guarantee a booster will buy your autographed picture fo x dollars


Input: [Date] 1 year 19 weeks ago [Title] One unlucky 1 seed is going to get OK State on their 8/9 line [Body]

Output: Hope it's not us


Input: [Date] 1 year 22 weeks ago [Title] It's my fault [Body]

Output: I've been stocking that for good memories a lot recently. Watched sweet 16 Kansas game last night. I appreciate it man.


Input: [Date] 1 year 26 weeks ago [Title] I thought it was common knowledge every team in the country [Body]

Output: Is 100% healthy every season except Izzo's?


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] 2012 Buckeye game [Body]


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] I didn't realize they hang banners for "getting nothing" [Body]

Output: If this is how you honestly feel about the best basketball season the program has had in 20 years I feel extremely sorry for you


Input: [Date] 1 year 29 weeks ago [Title] That's the equivalent of saying you can't play prevent defense [Body]

Output: in football when the other team has the ball at midfield with time for one play left because it isn't how you would normally defend a play. Interesting idea but I don't agree.


Input: [Date] 1 year 38 weeks ago [Title] No fake punt fear in the special teams section? [Body]

Output: I mean we gave one up to them last year in the 4th quarter when that was pretty much the only way they could come back and score


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] Mods on rivals [Body]

Output: posted that they told campbell they were full at wr after not knowing who he was which amused him and the only interest they had in scott is at db


Input: [Date] 2 years 5 weeks ago [Title] They weren't there for Campbell [Body]

Output: Still seems weird you wouldn't know about a recruit that talented but it's not like they suddenly forgot why they were there. They wanted to see if Cole was solid or if there was still a chance.


Input: [Date] 4 years 9 weeks ago [Title] It says 141 [Body]

Output: For the MSU game. But that can't be right either because there can't be 39 days in between the opener and MSU. It has to be a multiple of 7


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Title] 1999 [Body]

Output: Good early win over ND 26-22, tough win on the road over Wisconsin, terrific comeback down 10 at Penn St in the 4th, Brady to Quise with about 5 minutes left to beat OSU, OT win over Bama for our only BCS win, not bad...


Input: [Date] 4 years 28 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: anyone is on the hokey pokey bandwagon here except in a "screw you we aren't going to sink to the level of the freep and other quasi michigan fans who actively tried to get RR fired" sort of way we all want michigan to win big, this seems like a win medium move but whatever we'll see how it goes


Input: [Date] 4 years 30 weeks ago [Title] Ha [Body]

Output: I made the same mistake because i didn't trust rodgers staying in if he got hit again. Even better i ALSO had freeman on my bench as an option and went kitna.


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] Don't Forget [Body]

Output: Harbaugh


Input: [Date] 4 years 33 weeks ago [Title] He's Not [Body]

Output: Going to be back. Not my personal feelings it just makes no sense for DB not to announce he is coming back while all the speculation builds and recruits jump ship. And if DB is too dumb to realize that then we have a whole new set of problems.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] I'm Not [Body]

Output: Rooting one way or another since at this point i am confused and can rattle off a lot off good reasons to keep RR and a lot of good reasons to bring in Harbaugh. But isn't it pretty obvious that DB wants Harbaugh? It doesn't make any sense not to say RR is staying if he wants him to stay. Either he wants Harbaugh but doesn't know if he can get him or he knows Harbaugh is coming but they didn't want to blow things up before Stanford's first big bowl in over a decade.


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Title] National Championships [Body]

Output: Can we please stop using national titles as the criteria by which to determine whether you are rooting for a change or want RR to stay. We won a title in 97. That was our first in 50 years. We are not a powerhouse program that rolls of national titles left and right and we never have been. We need a coach who can consistently compete for big ten titles Whoever that is is who we need whether you think that is RR or Harbaugh but to say you don't want Harbaugh because that will condemn us to going 9-3 and 10-2 all the time but never 12-0 is just stupid. I don't know if you have been under a rock the last 3 years but i would kill for 9-3 right about now.


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Title] I don't think [Body]

Output: RR doesn't emphasize the game or understand its importance. I just think he is fully aware of how outmatched we are and that it would have a negative impact on the kids and the program to go into these games shouting off about hating OSU and having to win this game and then get blasted.


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] Caputo [Body]

Output: Is a moron. Everything he has said in the past 5-10 years I remember ever accidentally hearing him speak is stupid. I am amazed he can monkey a keyboard well enough to cobble together columns that would be embarrassing for an 8th grader to turn in. I don't think Tressell is concerned about coaching a specific way to beat us and make sure RR doesn't get fired. It's not like he was struggling before RR took over. Things like that really make me scared to live in a world where people like that are allowed to do anything that would possibly influence people. I don't think I am overstating that.


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] It's based off current [Body]

Output: It's based off current standings and MSU hasn't had its off week yet so they have a half game on OSU and Wisc and Iowa at 5-1 compared to the 4-1 conference records of the other 3


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] If OSU [Body]

Output: beats Iowa then Wisc and OSU will go to the BCS and sparty can enjoy their one breakthrough year landing them in the capital one bowl


Input: [Date] 4 years 37 weeks ago [Title] Not That Many Choices This Week [Body]

Output: The week of THE GAME also features Oregon-Zona and Auburn-Bama


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Wow [Body]

Output: It would be embarrassing to give an extension to a guy who is 13-19 in 2+ seasons at a school used to competing for conference championships. If you are saying it still leaves the out to fire him after the season then what is the point? A lot of recruits will decommit if he is fired even if the quasi 2 year extension made them feel better right now. And if you believe he can turn it around with help from a whole new d coaching staff then the move is simply to not fire him.


Input: [Date] 4 years 38 weeks ago [Title] Seriously? [Body]

Output: The defense is terrible and RR seems like he may have been a step behind in realizing that and addressing it in recruiting as he focuses on the offense. If Brandon doesn't think RR can turn the defense around he should fire him. If he does then he should keep him. But please don't waste time trying to make the argument that RR should have tried to run an offense he is not familiar with, with 2 bad QBS, a terrible O-Line, no WRS and no healthy RBs. That 2008 offense was going to be terrible regardless, and in case you hadn't noticed, Michigan is averaging 35 points a game and 30 in Big Ten Play. Offense is not the problem.


Input: [Date] 3 days 21 hours ago [Body] You feel the same way about Keith Heitzman? [Title]

Output: I presume


Input: [Date] 4 days 15 hours ago [Body] Parents telling their 18 old kid not to do something. Seems to workout for the forbidden university most times. [Title]

Output: I am all for


Input: [Date] 4 days 21 hours ago [Body] Thought so. Really have not seem such a poorly managed sports event like this one. Dirty play, bad refs, poor sportsmanship from fans and players. Crazy. [Title]

Output: Glad somebody else


Input: [Date] 4 days 22 hours ago [Body] I don't think it's fair to equate lack of desire as the reason the kid transferred. I think if you see a new coach come in, your not one of his guys, you will likely be a role player at best or replaced by a developmental player who might even perform worse than you but might be better for the program long term...you do the reasonable calculus. If you love the game, you want to play it while you can. His decision here means he is going to start and play a full season at in a solid d1 league. Good for him. Seems mutually beneficial to me and a good decision. He is a young kid who gave nearly a quarter of his young life to a program not a coach. One quite in an article does not trash our program and we are a smart enough fan base to empathize with him, be better for it and move on. Let him be pissed, vent and go. [Title]

Output: Desire?


Input: [Date] 4 days 23 hours ago [Body] Was a spectacle. It's like wwe and sports combined. I kind of liked it but also hated it at the same time. The whole bottle throwing thing without any repercussions whatsoever has to stop though that is crazy. We went to the quarters in the meadowlands and a Mexican fan ran on the field. He got the obligatory hard tackle from a cop and there was nearly a riot with hundreds of bottles raining down on staff and the cops seizing the fan. Was like five seconds away from lord of the flies break down. Crazy. I can't imagine what it was like on scene last night for the ten minute stoppage. American security and stadiums aren't ready for that but Fifa protocols should be. Plus the red who was basically assaulted and touched during the game was completely unprepared. In football or basketball, those guys would have been tossed, team fined, etc. crazy. [Title]

Output: The Mexico Panama game


Input: [Date] 5 days 9 hours ago [Body] We might have won that with a clean sheet or saw extra time with home in there. Not good from Guzan tonight, just like he did when it counted overseas. Don't trust him in the big ones. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 5 days 9 hours ago [Body] Our defense sucks at just the wrong time. Brooks was awful tonight. Alvarado continues to give up big bad plays. Guzman proved He is not ready to take Howard's spot. Between the three of them, that was the story tonight for me, that and kinsman. I usually love kilnsman's moves but I thought taking Johonson out was questionable and putting yedlin in last instead of right away for bedoya who was done about at 65 minute mark was mistake. I thought Johnson and Evans were pretty stout. I though johansson continues to impress. I thought beckerman looked like he was showing chinks in his armor and was slow. Bradley and Dempsey seemed worn down but still put in at least a half of quality play each. Zardes has been great but tonight was non existent. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 5 days 21 hours ago [Body] I care about with osu is our win loss record vs osu. I would like to never ever lose to them again. Harbaugh makes that happen, attendance will be just fine. [Title]

Output: Only record


Input: [Date] 6 days 18 hours ago [Body] Is my buddy and, outside his real job, just released his first attempt at a comic book. It's called "Fallen". http://www.amazon.com/Fallen-Self-Made-Man-Ryan-Garcia-ebook/dp/B0116M5R30 So I have t read it but it's my favorite right now. That and BattleBoy, AstroCity and the early days green Lantern stuff(80s) with epic battles I grew up on. [Title]

Output: UofM alum


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] are really grown men typing fast on the competition's fan forum. Just sayin. [Title]

Output: Losers


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 7 hours ago [Body] Changed that game. Morales may have wasted a big shot. Alvarado needs to get rid of that "one if error". Bradley is better when Dempsey is on. Can't carry team by himself. First half ugly! Love Yedlin's, Zander, Johnson, Dempsey and Bradley at the end. So many options and our back got tougher when we went on attack. [Title]

Output: Yedlin's pace and Dempsey's class


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] Potential pedo they had on the bench a few years ago. Probation. Ugly or. What the? Good luck to this kid but this one is a head scratcher. Moving on to the next great 3 star pg 1st round draft pick story. [Title]

Output: Not to mention the


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Has great moments and the next thing you know he can't complete an uncontested straight line pass. Crazy. Frustrating and not good enough if we want to get to the next level. [Title]

Output: Chandler is so frustrating


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Cool guy. Let my kids take a bunch of pictures, signed their shoes and answered a bunch of questions from them. He is much more stout back there than the current crew but did say he was healing up. [Title]

Output: Met Cameron this summer at Steve Nash soccer event


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 17 hours ago [Body] Whenever I get a little nervous about the Harbaugh camp shirtless thing, I see the picture of Bielema partying shirtless and I am okay. [Title]

Output: Shirtless coaches


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] 2019 finals. [Title]

Output: USA vs France


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Thought Johnston made two big mistakes in last matches. Sour rain was nearly mistake free the whole tourney. Very impressive. [Title]

Output: Agreed


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 2 days ago [Body] They looked better without her. Rapini might add that second goal missing from yesterday's match. [Title]

Output: I hope they leave Holiday out.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Is Stan has bit more of a lanky athletic nba body than justice and justice is a far better scorer. Not sure about Maurice's d. I can see why they picked Stan but boring. I personally would have preferred booker, Kaminsky or decker in that area. Dudes that can shoot and have a couple of dimensions. I even like grant later but he is bad fit for Pistons. Just love his game. [Title]

Output: Only difference I see


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] But I am sure it's wrong. No one is close to her, at least on the team in this tourney. [Title]

Output: I am not sure it's unpopular


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 6 days ago [Body] The problems were obvious even to the casual observer. Wambach is too slow to play two up top. You need to add a forward and have her in the center, our out her on the sideline and add some legs. This is like playing Landon up top with altidore. Doesn't make sense when it hasn't clicked for four matches. Ellis played this two together because of chemistry but Morgan hadn't played because of injury up until the first round and wambach has not played professionally this season. So rusty. Morgan is doing her part but wambach needs to b lead by taking the super sub role. Best would be to have Press, Leroux and Morgan up top, particularly now that play maker Rapinoe is out. Without her and a slow wambach all you have is set pieces.band prayers for pks. Poor performance yesterday. Unless something changes they lose one of the next two. Thank goodness for stout d. [Title]

Output: They should


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 18 hours ago [Body] Liked our options at the 8th spot. Feels like 4-9 are nearly same value. Jennings felt like he turned a corner a bit before he was injured and Jackson still seems a little meh to me given the guards in today's game. Monroe is gone in most scenarios so I do like trying to get some value for him if possible. I would have liked to trade back for a decker or Kandinsky, booker though. Love Booker's age and abilities in our sharp shooting offense. Wisconsin dudes would be good also. [Title]

Output: I actually


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 23 hours ago [Body] Great summary, thanks. I have been watching. Seeing teams like Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia, and Paraguay give the top more known teams a run has been eye opening. Can't believe the depth of talent on these teams. We need to get the usmnt down that way more often to lift our competition level. Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean islands are not going to help us get there. Excited for us to play the euro teams in friendlies but this tournament is what we need. Excited for next years event to see how we do. [Title]

Output: Depth


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Finally we have a real one going on. Will make them all better. Can't wait. [Title]

Output: Competition is good


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Boom. [Title]

Output: Drevno'd


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Of those other programs are doing the satellite camp thing and basically getting personal interviews and tryouts from these kids. I can't believe I am comfortable with all of the three stars coming in but I think this is different than year's past and think 1) this creates momentum 2) dudes are going to be coached up 3) creates a Harbaugh-foundation/core of hard core committed work horse guys 4) Abu ch of these guys will be pure diamonds in the rough, and 4) they a 5 star eye candy for this year and years to come ("you could be 'the' stud of this class....sign here")( or the Beilien, "look what we did with all of these three stars, just think what we could do with you and your two extra stars?!"). At the very least, it's going to be absolutely fascinating to see what happens next. [Title]

Output: I don't think any


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 6 days ago [Body] Thanks for the informative post. Looks like a very promising class considering the attrition we had in our last mega class. Good things again on the horizon for uofm soccer maybe? [Title]

Output: Great stuff op


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 21 hours ago [Body] But "predicting" Jon Snow would die is a little strange since its kind of known he was on death watch for awhile now. His storyline is in fact now caught up with the books (eg similar things happens in books). I thought the last three episodes try to save the season but we're a little to late and all over the place. Also drone is just so bad it kind of polluted the rest and ruined two of my favorite characters (Jamie and bronn) as well as not even including or better developing several great ones. Ugh. [Title]

Output: I hear you about weak season


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Like it's what's happening but you never know with GOT. [Title]

Output: This "feels"


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Has looked bad both games imo. No first touch. Slow of foot. Indecisive. Occasionally solid. Looks like Chandler to me. Love What Heath looked like when she came in on game one. Coach should be looked at when she doesn't even get a look in game 2. Not good. [Title]

Output: holiday


Input: [Date] 3 years 47 weeks ago [Title]

Output: posted from iPhone


Input: [Date] 4 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I have a small maize and blue foam football signed by Ricky Powers, Desmond Howard, Elivis Grbac and a few others I don't recall. [Title]

Output: foam football


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Heh heh heh! what do you think he means, tonight you? It's like he's threatenin' me or somthing. [Title]

Output: Heh heh heh! what do you


Input: [Date] 5 years 22 weeks ago [Body] I assumed the marshmallow thing was over (i was there for some of the more vicious frozen marshmallow incidents) but i had no idea the Bullwinkle song and slamming the opposing mascot into the goal post was extinct as well. I have to say the piped in music made me cringe but i accepted it, the lack of Bullwinkle time is anathema to me. [Title]

Output: All of these are gone?


Input: [Date] 5 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Seymour was not really utilized as a pass rusher in that defense. He was mostly tasked with taking up multiple blockers so that the LBs had gaps to attack. That being said losing Harrison, Vrable, Bruschi, Seymour, Hobbs, and now Mayo is really taking it's toll on the D. Dan Pees on the pass rush: "We can always improve in the rush, but also some of it designed by gameplan to play some coverage and some of it was designed to put some pressure on them. We didn't always get there like wanted to, but really we've just got to improve in both the coverage part of it and the rush." [Title]

Output: Seymour was not really


Input: [Date] 5 years 44 weeks ago [Body] FACT: it's spelled Patiots, anyone who tells you different is a lier. Check their pants for constant fire. [Title]

Output: NOPE


Input: [Date] 5 years 45 weeks ago [Body] Dhani fuckin Jones. The bow tie speaks for itself. [Title]

Output: Dhani fuckin Jones. The bow


Input: [Date] 5 years 47 weeks ago [Body] I can't get passed the tow-thumb. http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/megan-fox-toe-thumb-pic [Title]

Output: I can't get passed the


Input: [Date] 5 years 49 weeks ago [Body] it has a certain lyrical quality, don't you think? [Title]

Output: it has a certain lyrical


Input: [Date] 5 years 49 weeks ago [Body] open up the remote, do you see any wear or corrosion? has it ever been wet? [Title]

Output: Sounds like the contacts are bad


Input: [Date] 5 years 49 weeks ago [Body] I have worked in dealer service as an advisor for 7 years. I can probably answer a lot of your questions, so fire away. Blazefire, dealers are independantly owned and operated. Manufacturers have no ability to tell the dealers what to do. You can complain, and those complaints will be forwarded to the dealer, but they cannot force the dealer to do anything. bj, the dealer i work at would have charged you $100 to tell you that. gas cap = evaporative system leak. Diagnosing this usually means they had to pressurize the fuel system and follow for the leak. The tech is gonna charge 1 hour labor for that. that being said, when a customer tells me their service engine light is on my 1st question is always 'did you just get gas? is the cap tight? check it and call me back'. gordie, was the car new when you bought it? if so the remotes are probably covered under the factory warranty. i would guess at least 3 years, but i don't know what specific make you have. there are dozens of different extended warranties out there. some cover remotes, some don't. you can always call them directly and ask, it's possible the advisor is assuming they don't cover it cause so many don't and he never specifically checked. did you already try replacing the batteries in the remotes? if it's not the remotes themselves then yeah, i could see having to leave it off for a while, electrical diagnostics are a bear. hope this helps [Title]

Output: At the risk of getting nega-bombed


Input: [Date] 5 years 51 weeks ago [Body] In no paticular order: Wu-Tang KRS-ONE Outkast Talib Mos Def Luda and Saul Williams if he even counts [Title]

Output: My List


Input: [Date] 5 years 51 weeks ago [Body] both are acceptable: http://www.usingenglish.com/forum/ask-teacher/47866-unfeasible-vs-infeas... [Title]

Output: In case it bothered anyone else


Input: [Date] 6 years 2 days ago [Body] I don't know about the rest of you but I am hella-pumped about the upcoming season. I think it's gonna be somethign that for me Michigan football has not been in a while.... exciting. I think the offense will be dynamic and fst-paced, and the defense.... well the defense will keep us on the dge of our seats. Are we gonna be 12-0, 11-1 or even 10-2. no i don't think so. will i root for and expect them to win each individual game? of course. I'll be okay with 7-5 but i will expect much more. Go Blue [Title]

Output: I don't know about the rest


Input: [Date] 6 years 2 days ago [Body] coffee at the fleetwood followed by a rousing game of punk rock basketball. also, i second the notion of spending a great deal of energy avoiding impromptu high school reunions, so, no Arena and no 'hanging out' behind the heidleberg. can you still get cheap Frog Island bottles at the 8-ball? [Title]

Output: If i was in AA


Input: [Date] 6 years 2 days ago [Body] What's up with that formation where the slot is covered up? [Title]

Output: What's up


Input: [Date] 6 years 3 weeks ago [Body] MNC = Mythical National Championship [Title]

Output: This one took me a while


Input: [Date] 6 years 11 weeks ago [Title]

Output: or you can combine your skills


Input: [Date] 6 years 11 weeks ago [Body] i'm going by the playoff roster only, which is all that is relevent. [Title]

Output: i'm going by the playoff


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Body] i know that, i was replying to maizerage13's line combination idea [Title]

Output: i know that, i was replying


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Body] that was a tough loss last night, i hardly see how they are bowing out. Also, average Red Wings age = 28. Average Dicks age = 31.88. [Title]

Output: that was a tough loss last


Input: [Date] 6 years 12 weeks ago [Body] no centerman on your second line Hossa, Franzen, Huddler are all wings (not the red kind, the offensive kind). You need to replace one of them with Drapes, Helm, or Flipper [Title]

Output: there is


Input: [Date] 6 years 20 weeks ago [Body] why are you feeding the troll? [Title]

Output: why are you feeding the


Input: [Date] 6 years 22 weeks ago [Body] It's gonna be tough to give it up, this stuff is like water for me. I can switch over to Knob Creek, but I'm not gonna enjoy it (as much). Let's hope AA gets an anti-Ohio version soon so it can all balance out. [Title]

Output: What is this, lent?


Input: [Date] 6 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Dude was a beast and Tim's OSU performance not withstanding, Tyrone was always my favorite UMich back [Title]

Output: Wheatly


Input: [Date] 6 years 35 weeks ago [Body] am so happy that MGoBoard looks nothing like that buckeyes forum, the emoticons crit my eyes for eleventy-seven inane damage. [Title]

Output: I for one


Input: [Date] 6 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Brian, this post i so well written and so on point that I have been linking it almost exclusively to people who don't even know what a Michigan Football is. That, is great writing. [Title]

Output: Brian, this post i so well


Input: [Date] 6 years 37 weeks ago [Body] That is one of my favorite MST3k. [Title]

Output: That is one of my favorite


Input: [Date] 6 years 37 weeks ago [Body] for AD in the base package but probably not so much in sub packages. Crable is on IR as the previous poster stated, but from what I had gathered his special teams performance was lacking and one reason he hadn't seen any playig time even prior to his shin injury. Also, AD is not out for the season at this point but it's still early. [Title]

Output: Woods will fill in


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Niklas switched to TE this spring. The staff feels confident enough that Ishaq Williams will come through in the future, and Ben Councell (RS Freshman) has a lot of promise too. Niklas's nickname is Hercules, and as you said, he is huge. 6'7 and just jacked. Basically, we looking to the NE Patriots for inspiration on offense this year. We will be doing a lot of 2 TE sets with Eifert just catching passes, and whoever comes out behind him pass blocking. Niklas has showed a lot of promise already, and hes definetly somebody to look out for down the road. [Title]

Output: Niklas


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I go to Onefootdown.com and NBCsports with Kieth Arnold. I only comment on those two because that is where actual rational posting occurs. NDnations is the worst. The Rivals is good writing, but then the comments are dumb to me. It all depends for different fans, but I really enjoy the two i mentioned. They both do a great job. I havent done much with irishenvy. [Title]

Output: I go to Onefootdown.com and


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Its a sad, sad place. As you said though, it is a place for a good laugh. [Title]

Output: Im not sure anybody takes that place seriously any more.


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] If you want rationale, I would suggest NBC sports with Keith Arnold. He does a great job. Onefootdown.com is also phenomenal and my personal favorite. Those both give the honest perspective while also a hint of optimism. Good luck to you all this season. [Title]

Output: I dont go to either of those


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Bennett Jackson has looked great. Everybody is raving about him. So basically it is Lo Wood vs Atkinson for the other CB spot. That point on the QB could turn on to be true (sadly for us). Rees is going to look the best in camp of course, because he has the most experience. But he has the lowest ceiling of all of them. You know what your going to get from Rees. Youll beat the ok and below teams. Struggle with good teams, and lose to the elite badly. Nobody wants rees. Crist did get screwed, and all us domers wish him the best. [Title]

Output: Irish


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Sorry, but I have to make sure some things are more clear 1. Correct. Basically every one wants Golson, but he hasnt stepped up. Since Rees has the most experience, he looks the best, but literally NOBODY wants him to start. 2. Lynch is back. I dont think many were to worried about him leaving. Certailny not 50/50. He is one of the few players on the team who is a beast. He didnt play against UM last year, but tore it up against MSU. Hes the real deal. 3. Riddick is back at RB but will be more of a RB/WR hybid. That allows us to put 2 players out of Wood, Riddick, Atkinson and Carlisle (Tansfer from USC) on the field at once. Excited about that. 4. Notre Dame is not getting field turf. No idea where that came from. Tyler Eifert made a sarcastic tweet about it, but the boards would be BLOWING up if ND was getting field turf. This is just not true. However, BK does want it. 5. I havent seen one National Championship prediction yet. Nobody expects to be that good. There are still some who expect BCS, but I would say the moajority expect an 8-4/9-3 season. Have not seen one post referring to Hoke & company paying recruits. Your recruiting ability scares us right now, and thats about the feelings on it. I also dont think any one expect to steal your recruits. We were working on Taco, but we have moved on other DEs. We have a great OL class of our own right now, so there not much to steal there. We really dont even go after many of the same players considering our systems are exact opposites. It seems to me that you are visitind NDnation.com. Stop doing this. That is where ND fans are delusional, and really uniformed pricks who expect NC's every year. They think we should just pay Nick Saban and he'll come like its nothing. They are horribly delusional and represent ND in a bad bad bad bad way. Please stop going to that place. Personally, I expect probably a 9-4 season. Rees starts the season. Defense is actually quite solid (even with the collapse against you guys last year) and just need to sure up the two CB spots. Losing MF3 hurts, and that will be a struggle. Golson really needs to get on the field. Hes the most talented to me. But we are NOWHERE near a NC contender right now. Cya sometime in late September. [Title]

Output: Notre Dame Fan here.


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] ND graduates 3/4 of the D backfield. Needs to replace a lot. We lose another next year, and lose a couple back ups this year. Last year We pulled for DLine (Lynch, Tuitt, Williams, Springman, Hounshell, Niklas) this year its D backfield. On the redshirting, that is unknown. Tee Shepard wil play. If Darby stays with us (prolly wont) hell play. Then some of the safties will play. [Title]

Output: ND CLASS


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] 1. ND preaches great academics. IK UofM has great academics, but ND really preaches this being a 40 year decision. ND boasts the #1 business school in the nation, and that brings a lot of positive attention. 2. Tradition. You can hate ND, but its tradition is remarkable and only UofM has a better one (and it could be debateably tied) 3. Great Facitilities 4. Faith. Those of the Catholic denomination love the fact that ND is THE Catholic University. (and manti teo who is mormon, thought it improved his faith) 5. Campus is beautiful. One of the best in the nation. 6. BK preaches a good future, and kids are buying it. 7. ND is just for some kids. For most it is not. But there a select few every year that love ND and what it represents. [Title]

Output: ND FAN HERE


Input: [Date] 4 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I have no desire to beat up on a CC in Minnesota and the people there who i've never met [Title]

Output: I have no desire to beat up


Input: [Date] 4 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I don't care where Mike Valenti is or what he is saying about my team or any team for that matter. Detroit sports talk radio is insipid garbage [Title]

Output: I don't care where Mike


Input: [Date] 4 years 31 weeks ago [Body] Brown and Merrill are on the US team [Title]

Output: Brown and Merrill are on the


Input: [Date] 4 years 32 weeks ago [Body] Great to pick up a USNTDP star. Sadly, how long he (or any other college player) stays is pretty much dependent on what organization drafts him. Plz no LA Kings. That being said, goalies like a Carey Price, Steve Mason or Bobvrovsky who are NHL ready at 19 or 20 is just so rare. They also tend to suffer from quicker burnout and bigger sophmore slumps. Guys like Howard or Ryan Miller are far more representative of the development trajectory of NHL goalies. They put in at least 3 years in college, get some AHL or East Coast league seasoning so they can get a good position to get a veteran mentor and kind of ease into the starter's job. [Title]

Output: solid pickups


Input: [Date] 4 years 34 weeks ago [Body] they are a little brother because of their thuggery, Dantonio and mediorce academics..it does not have to be football or even sport specific... case in point: Dantonio's carping about beating Wisconsin "convincingly" at his presser..well so you did Mark, but the sad thing is no one cares. I hope you enjoy being the only Big Ten team that will ever go 11-1 and yet still manages somehow to be irrelevant How "little brother" of them to go 11-1 in the Big Ten, have no one really care (nationally) and miss out on the BCS. [Title]

Output: disagree on the ban on "little brother" usage


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Agreed, the OSU band uniforms look like the Waffen-SS. They would not look out of place marching down the main street of a ruined village. [Title]

Output: Agreed, the OSU band uniforms


Input: [Date] 4 years 35 weeks ago [Body] Its one thing to honor a past team at your school, and i suppose its somewhat of a nice story to talk about the '42 team playing and then heading off to war, but the WWII imagry on the pic and linking all of these past and present combat metaphors is a bit too far. that being said, they are ugly. [Title]

Output: They are taking the "combat" part a bit too far


Input: [Date] 4 years 36 weeks ago [Body] catching late some espn football/CBC hockey while taking in some LCD Soundsystem... Ugly win against the Boilers, but we took out the sanctimoniuos "son of wilfrid brimley" so lets savor it.. [Title]

Output: 7 wins, can't take that away from us..


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] No doubt that MSU is at the bottom of a pretty elite group of universities.In terms of top to bottom, i would argue only the Ivies are better. They are ahead of most of the SEC and big 12 schools. no shame in that i suppose. OSU and PSU have both come on in recent years in terms of overall quality and MSU is definitely a better school than they were 15 or 20 years ago, but it has not been enough to pass anyone in the B10 Sparty fans always point out (rightfully) that they making strides as a better overall school, but when every other B10 school starts off higher and does not lose ground, they cannot really gain ground [Title]

Output: No doubt that MSU is at the


Input: [Date] 4 years 41 weeks ago [Body] Not only is State below UM overall, i believe generally they are the least regarded academic school in the B10 overall. Almost all other B10 schools are their respective state's flagship univ with the attendant money and prestige, while those that are not either have niche specialties (see Purdue with engineering) or are respected private schools (Northwestern) Rankings wise, Nebraska will check in next year below them, but that is about it. lets face it: they are the conference's littlest brother when it comes to the school overall [Title]

Output: lowest in the Big Ten


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] He's the best goalie in the world right now and got the USA to within an inch of a gold medal. I hated him when he was at MSU and was (wrongly) convinced that he would not be as good at the next level. [Title]

Output: Ryan Miller


Input: [Date] 4 years 42 weeks ago [Body] "Hotty Toddy" reminds me of a bulked up version of the "human being" mascot from Community...odd grey figure with no real attributes.. [Title]

Output: "Hotty Toddy" reminds me of a


Input: [Date] 4 years 47 weeks ago [Body] Can't we find a way to add mens lax and women's hockey to balance this out?? [Title]

Output: Can't we find a way to add


Input: [Date] 5 years 8 weeks ago [Body] is at the Goalies World mag website goaliesworld.com. They have rankings based on their own formula, of wich Save % is only a part. It takes total starts into account as well as avg shots per game. [Title]

Output: Another take on goaltending stats


Input: [Date] 5 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I've always thought that Womens hockey and mens lax should be added together. Minn and Wisc have womens hockey and it would be a good fit. I would figure they could accomidate it in the Yost schedule. We have such a great mens tradition and good recruiting base for female players that i think we could be a power. [Title]

Output: What about adding Women's hockey?


Input: [Date] 5 years 15 weeks ago [Body] They had to make the move, but i think the question for Dallas is will Kari Lehtonen ever be the guy that everyone thought he would be when he was drafted? that being said, it was a good run for Marty in Dallas, He won a cup and was an elite goalie for many years even if he struggled a bit in the playoffs recently. He now sort of has the rep of not being able to quite get over the hump. Best of luck to him keeping our goaltending tradition going. [Title]

Output: They had to make the move,


Input: [Date] 5 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I just hate watching it on ESPN. They truly could care less about these games. I love all college hockey and will always watch the Frozen Four, but there is only so much of Barry Melrose that I can take. gotta love how he referred to Denver and New Hampshire as two of college hockey's best "franchises". I would rather watch it on Versus for pete's sake. [Title]

Output: I just hate watching it on


Input: [Date] 5 years 16 weeks ago [Body] At least in the first round match up (regardless of who they play) they will be basically hitting the ground running. This will be an advantage as opposed to past years where they essentially treated the first round as something to simply endure after having been on autopilot for the last month of the season. Lets hope they don't get a Pac time zone opponent for the first round. In a long series, that may make a difference going forward. I'm also interested in seeing how Howard will stack up in his playoff debut. None of the goalies in the West really seem all that impressive. Luongo of course is very good, and i've been impressed by Pekka Rinne and Jon Quick, but there is no real monster this year. With Kiprusoff out there are no real game changers who can stand on their heads and win games alone. [Title]

Output: At least in the first round


Input: [Date] 5 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Chris Martin seems like a decent guy and an ok musician, but i just see them as bland, inoffensive and as was stated earlier, inferior to alot of bands in their genre. again, snobbishness aside, they are likely destined for background restaurant music duty and other such situations if they are not there already. [Title]

Output: Chris Martin seems like a


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I always assumed it was an open secret that Pearson was the successor. Unlike football where (IMHO) the windows really did have to be opened up for some fresh air a few years back, i think continuity for the hockey program is key. Mel has been a huge part of the revitalization that Red established and obvs deserves the job over anyone. [Title]

Output: I always assumed it was an


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Again, an Illinois is arguably irrelevant program, I suppose due to him though. However, with all the hype after their Rose Bowl and the expectation that Juice was going to break out, he fell flat on his face. As far as A&M goes, they have to do something. Texas has basically lapped them and nothing has really gone right since RC Slocum left. There is no reason that school should not be at least a regional power. [Title]

Output: Zooker and Sherman


Input: [Date] 5 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Having Wisconsin there salvages it a bit. They will travel in force and bring some atmosphere.it really have been a disaster attendance-wise if St Cloud or Vermont would have made it instead. [Title]

Output: Having Wisconsin there


Input: [Date] 5 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I have Uverse and have the sports pkg that includes nhl network, et. al. usu college games that are supposed to be on FS North end up on the Fox College Sports (FCS) atlantic, central and pacific channels. for me they are 647-649. i would bet on the UM-BSU game being on one of those channels. For example the Minnesota telecasts were clearly produced by FS north but were almost always carried on one of the FCS channels. the TV listings were always screwed up [Title]

Output: Fox College Sports


Input: [Date] 5 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Canada forced the mistakes, no doubt about it and as far as Nabokov, i've never been sold on him as elite. As a bit of a hockey goaltending nerd (and beer league "never was" goalie) i can say that alot of modern goalies would have played the Nash goal with a butterfly slide which gives you a bit of a better chance at a shot up high with either hand, but it was brilliant pass of course and not everyone is a butterfly stylist and sometimes you have to make that desperation play. As for the Morrow goal (wraparound type), i would say you square up, put the paddle of your stick down and bear down..really hard to beat down low if you do that. That all being said, Canada is going to be very tough to beat and the Americans i can imagine do not want a rematch... [Title]

Output: Canada forced the mistakes,


Input: [Date] 5 years 22 weeks ago [Body] the Russians were schooled. No two ways about it. They left Nabokov in far too long and their best players ranged from average to brutal. I'm not quite sure what is so "goonish" about Canada, other than Boyle's obvs slewfoot and the fact that they include players who Wings fans don't like. The Canadians showed far more skill tonight than the supposed kings of the skill game. Althought it did not mean a thing, I thought Bryzgalov played very well in relief, its not easy coming off the bench like that. [Title]

Output: the Russians were schooled.


Input: [Date] 5 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Cosign every word of it. i'm an attorney as well and I went to UM undergrad and then UD law. Cooley floods the market with graduates who are ill-prepared and they fail out a ton of people after their first year. You really have to question when the "nation's largest law school" is located in one of the nation's most economically depressed states. I know some quality attorneys from there, but again they are mostly older. Certainly any prospective law students should stay away no matter how much money they throw at you. sadly, you will get what you pay for. [Title]

Output: Cosign


Input: [Date] 6 years 16 weeks ago [Body] I just hope those MSU fans who mock the "Walmart" and "Wayne State" wolverines were checking for MSU diplomas and other associated cred when they were high-fiving strangers in the bar after beating UConn. Apparently its ok if they are jumping on the MSU hoops bandwagon, but the second anyone who went to a different school wants to cheer for UM when they are having football success they take a beating for it. When i've called MSU friends/acquaintances on that one, they don't have much of a response. No quarter. I'm happy they got stomped [Title]

Output: No. No way ever will I root for them in anything.


Input: [Date] 6 years 23 weeks ago [Body] of any sort of Big Ten hockey conference. Perhaps add a few more WCHA/CCHA crossovers with Big Ten schools and create some sort of cross conference Big Ten Challenge Cup or something. The WCHA (and to lesser extent CCHA) have long histories and rivalries of their own. I like college hockey's tradition of a regional game where smaller time schools and compete with big powers. No offense to PSU or Illinois, but they would play doormat for quite a while, if not permanently to the established schools. the UMN UND series is one of the best in college hockey, and although in theory it could continue, it would not be quite the same game when they are not dueling for the McNaughton Cup. college hockey also features lower scale in state type rivalries (esp UMN v. SCSU/UMD/MNSt) and those smaller rivalries and in state intrigue are really what makes college hockey different in the context of college sports. Too often all the Big Ten teams play each other in every sport and i think it can get a little boring. its nice to mix it up with some different opponents and rivalries. Of course, i am a UM fan, but i would hate to see college hockey go down a road of homogenization where only the biggest conference schools compete and win and you would never have any more small schools like LSSU (in the 80s and 90s) or DU (2000's) win championships. I don't see that happening anytime soon, but if there was a sort of Big Ten hockey conf, that may be a step in that direction. [Title]

Output: I'm not a fan...


Input: [Date] 6 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I think its totally legitimate to build up an expectation of what should be done before the decision is made. As one of the posters pointed out, sometimes that is how the correct decision gets made, with a little old fashioned pressure. I have no beef with MSU hockey or Comley b/c of this. I don't know about the "premeditation" comment, but that is a whole other argument and quite frankly water under the bridge now. [Title]

Output: acceptable early outrage


Input: [Date] 6 years 26 weeks ago [Body] I saw in a recent college hockey blog that UNO would not defect from the CCHA as they wanted to keep up bringing in ND, UM, MSU and the Buckeyes as "name" schools that would attract the average fan to the home tilts. the reasoning (I suppose) was that if they switched to the WCHA, they would lose these names with real or imagined football cachet in a largely football-driven state. Also some of the other CCHA schools are MAC teams that would be at least recognizable by the casual fan. Seems a bit weak to me as UMN and Wisc carry some recognition and i would think there would be some regional rivalries to sprout as well. Many WCHA schools, CC, DU, Tech SCSU, MN st Mankato, Anchorage and to some extent UND are known almost solely for hockey. As far as MTU coming into the CCHA, they were in the league in the early 80's and then left. On many levels it would make sense, but it would be hard to see them change their mind again. I think WCHA should add UNO and Bemidji and CCHA would absorb UAH. I would guess that the other CHA refugees, Robert Morris and Niagara would go to Atlantic Hockey. I have to agree that Niagara would be a good pickup. No offense to UAH, but I can't see them helping the CCHA or really any league with extra travel due to their isolation One to watch i think is Oakland U, their club hockey has been very good and if they could get a facility on campus, maybe they would take a shot, in a few years, of going to the CCHA and to some extent filling the WSU void for Div I hockey in the Detroit area. [Title]

Output: UNO reasoning and other bits


Input: [Date] 2 days 16 hours ago [Title] I'm gonna vote for a threeway with olivia wilde [Body]

Output: I'm gonna vote for a threeway with olivia wilde and kate upton for me, too. thats as likely to happen


Input: [Date] 1 week 1 day ago [Title] Got free tickets to see BC @ USC two years ago [Body]

Output: I was shocked that a high profile program like USC played at a complete shithole. I'm sure the player and team facilities are nice but the fan experience is garbage and the stadium looks and feels like its a crumbling mess. The campus was pretty nice, (with the exception of the surrounding area of the stadium which fels like Stabbsville) the coeds were spectacular but the stadium, woof.


Input: [Date] 1 week 5 days ago [Title] take away from Craig Ross blurb: [Body]

Output: RR was lambasted by pretty much everyone for trying to spread and shred from day 1 without any pieces (for any offense) and was said to have cost us games. However, by the end of year 2 and fully into year 3 we saw that offense start to show signs of life. He got the axe, Hoke came in and tried to slowly turn that platypus into a unicorn and other than year 1 (where he was blessed with Denard) the offense looked like it had no idea what it was trying to do. Not that I worry about this with HARBAUGH but I think the lesson here is to have an identity and run as much of it as possible in year one, then make the transition as quickly as possible after that. People will argue "adjust the system to the players" and while I understand the calls for that I think knowing who you are and executing on that is the better play. You may have more growing pains at the start of running what you know, but you have a higher ceiling and likely a shorter learning curve for all involved. If you're adjusting the system to the players you'll probably have an easier time at first, but your curve will be long and you're already at least calling into question the ceiling because you have no idea what the end result even looks like.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I didn't bring saad into the convo. Also not sure [Body]

Output: I didn't bring saad into the convo. Also not sure what you're getting at. ROR is worth 3m/y more because he's got 15lbs and an inch on Gus?


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] he's priced about right. [Body]

Output: I know people see that as a lot...but in today's NHL...its just not. Ryan O'Reilly has had almost identical PPG stats as Gus in Gus' two NHL years and he makes 7mm a year. TJ Oshie is another who's about the exact same player statswise and he makes right about what Gus is going to. This is a fair deal that will be a steal if Gus goes to the next level somewhere during the course of it.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] Mission Uber Alles [Body]

Output: who the fuck eats Azteca? Meijer brand is better than Azteca.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Title] take a look at the goalies [Body]

Output: take a look at the goalies with 300 wins (there's 31 of them. Now see how many have won 2 cups as a starter) (hint, there aren't many and they're all in the HHOF.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] yes, they should [Body]

Output: then we can work on Osgood's HOF campaign.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 4 days ago [Title] (the Red Wings modern era [Body]

Output: (the Red Wings modern era championships are 97, 98, 02, 08) please try again.


Input: [Date] 3 weeks 6 days ago [Title] IIRC Filppula was wanting a [Body]

Output: IIRC Filppula was wanting a 5+ MM deal, the Wings weren't paying that and weren't waiting, they signed Weiss for the deal on the table for Fil and moved on. Fil signed later for what he could have gotten to stay here. Was an error on his agents part. (same with Damien Brunner who wanted an absurd deal that the wings walked away from). Franzen over Hossa looks bad now, but at the time Franzen looked every bit the player of Hossa and younger (plus a bit cheaper) I won't kill Holland for that.


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 3 days ago [Title] golf balls, is that like [Body]

Output: golf balls, is that like tennis elbow?


Input: [Date] 4 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Harry's razors harrys.com. [Body]

Output: Harry's razors harrys.com. Cheap, great blades, they last a long time, and I find they give me a better shave than gilette's stuff.


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] except for the fact that for [Body]

Output: except for the fact that for athletics (at least the big three) Michigan only goes by the NCAA Clearinghouse level and not normal admissions


Input: [Date] 5 weeks 5 days ago [Title] comcast is the expensive, evil, horrible company [Body]

Output: with customer service reps who care more about the gum on the bottom of their shoe than you, and uverse is the shittier, cheaper, marginally (at best) better customer service expensive, evil, horrible company. just like the cell phone industry. There's practically zero competition and the consumer suffers. I live in a city with its own cable system (which sucks, and is expensive.) My options are literally 1) crappy municipal cable and internet which are very expensive and not even close to speed/quality of comcast/uverse 2) uverse which has substandard equipment and speeds. I agree with whoever said it upthread, we're the richest nation in the world and we have extremely middling home use technology and a high price tag. WTF, mate?


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 1 day ago [Title] lolno. [Body]

Output: they are not considering that. If Dylan Larkin is a red wing at any point next year then the organization has drastically changed their philosophy on development


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 4 days ago [Title] this is interesting [Body]

Output: he talked before many times about how hard it is to recruit with their high academic and admissions standards now he's saying they don't have to meet those standards to get in?


Input: [Date] 7 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I'm assuming he's pissed [Body]

Output: I'm assuming he's pissed because Holland can't sign top end talent despite the fact that he's offered equal or better contracts to every single player we've missed out on. Or maybe it's reloading this team to be elite in the cap era without having to deal Dats, Z or Kronner. No other franchise has the combination of continued success and level of prospects we have in the system. Ignore him he's another clueless 'hockey' fan who expects the same success after the adoption of the cap as we did when we could just outbid for every superstar out there. Almost every franchise who has had success is lacking for prospects; we have a stocked system that we're going to have to find places for. People in this town don't know shit about hockey and just love to bitch. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 8 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I would have taken the [Body]

Output: "be a millionaire" major.


Input: [Date] 9 weeks 4 days ago [Title] dude no [Body]

Output: its the Los Angeles Army Black Knights of West Point of Anaheim America Western Hemisphere of Earth or LAABKWPAAWHE


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I've seen/read/heard An [Body]

Output: I've seen/read/heard An alarming number of mouth breathers saying it would be okay if he moved on.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 3 days ago [Title] LOL [Body]

Output: they were the grand rapids red wings for most of the year due to injury and still made the playoffs last year. took what looks like the best eastern conference team to the mat this year with 0 bonafide scorers. but yeah underachieving all the way. this spoiled fucking fanbase doesn't deserve babcock. spoiled entitled idiots.


Input: [Date] 10 weeks 4 days ago [Title] two: [Body]

Output: First one was a weekend tournament for our baseball team we had as many as six games in three days depending on if we won or lost. we didn't have enough pitchers with innings available going into the tourney. I finally convinced my coach to let me try (I wasn't a hard thrower so he didn't pay me any mind during the season) got the start in day two of the tourney and tossed 7 innings (max allowable for a weekend) of 3 hit 0 run ball. A buddy of mine and I were the OLB for our 14 y.o. football team. we were playing a team with an option QB that was just killing us. We had no answer for his speed. Coach got frustrated and called a double OLB blitz on one of the last plays before the half. We took out our teams frustration by hitting that superstar option QB so hard simultaneously that he refused to reenter the game.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 4 days ago [Title] xbl [Body]

Output: lunchboxthegoat here always looking for trustworthy folks to play with


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Hard tacos are inauthentic and an abomination. [Body]

Output: Hard tacos are inauthentic and an abomination. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] my resume [Body]

Output: lists university of Michigan- Dearborn. I don't hide/lie about where I went and I'm not ashamed of it. I couldn't afford AA. simple as that. I needed a campus close to my job that I could easily commute to.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 4 days ago [Title] My degree says it was issued [Body]

Output: My degree says it was issued by the University of Michigan. Not the University of Michigan-Dearborn. I'm an alum. Did I have as whole of an experience as people who went to the big campus? No. But I'm still an alum. Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I would be floored if he's not in the wings bench [Body]

Output: I would be floored if he's not in the wings bench next year


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 4 days ago [Title] I don't really understand [Body]

Output: anti-chris Kyle sentiment. I'm anti-war but I can't be against soldiers, it's not their choice to be in these conflicts. I don't care if they show it or not...but it is a crappy movie. just poorly written and poorly put together


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 19 hours ago [Title] Don has late stage syphillis [Body]

Output: book it.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Title] serious q [Body]

Output: Are you drunk?


Input: [Date] 3 years 11 weeks ago [Title] Painting is not cheap. [Body]

Output: For a quality shop to shoot that hood, with sanding, priming, and all, over $1000.00. I had a hood shot for a caravan, aftermarket, already primed and payed $650.00.


Input: [Date] 3 years 12 weeks ago [Title] Typical fan........ [Body]

Output: That guy in the center of the line, what do you call him?....the hiker of the ball(that's what my wife calls him) so we'll say the hiker. He had one leg. That big guy over him(my wife calls him the fat guy over the hiker) so we can go with that, ran around the hiker all day long. That blew up what us more educated fans call the running game. It was so bad that the back up 'hiker' came in the game for one series, couldn't get it done, and then quit football. If you base our offense on what you saw in the Sugar Bowl, you must be a Spary Troll, or my wife. So what is it? My goodness, some people.


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Title] He's not having a press [Body]

Output: He's not having a press conference. He's going to let the coaches know the day before, and just let it get announced the next day. I guess if you are behind enemy lines, you probably need to adjust your game plan if you're going to the enemy.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] We agree. [Body]

Output: But at this level he's getting away with it. He won't at the next level. But most of what I see in the tape is him running 'by' the block. You can only really assess him by seeing game film when the competition isn't a team that you build your highlight film from.


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Title] Remember the school he attends.... [Body]

Output: If he gets good coaching applies to DPL kids, not these power house Catholic schools. He probably gets good coaching. When I saw St. Eds, Kettering Alter, etc. play, they are fundamentally sound kids, with basically college staffs and facilities. So when you see a 4 star kid from a school like this, vs. a 4 star kid from say, Cass Tech, I always believe the Cass Tech kid has the higher ceiling. That isn't a knock on the schools like Cass and Coach Wilcher, they just don't have the funds or support to run similiar programs. That being said, this kid does run around most blocks, and why shouldn't he? There isn't enough here with him taking on blockers to know. I'm assuming our coaches have seen game film, and not just highlight clips, or at least I would hope.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] I have a feeling they will.... [Body]

Output: because espn and Adidas will make sure his postion is known. It's still sad he chose to take this issue up. He had many ways to speak about JoePa to honor him, and this was a bad road to take.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] That's what Paterno did.... [Body]

Output: try and protect the PSU brand. You would think Knight would have seen how that worked out for him. If he sincerely doesn't see what Paterno did to fail these children, I feel sorry for him. If he did it for economic reasons, I feel sorry for his company, because it will have negative repercussions on the brand. Sure, suck up to Penn State, and piss off the rest of the country. Seems like a bad plan.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Better duck. [Body]

Output: Here it comes. And a seasoned guy doing it.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] Maybe you should check the depth chart. [Body]

Output: Two of those DE's are never moving inside. And they need tackles, not guards. Two of the OL recruits they got last year will never make this years roster. So it's not silly, it's reality. They are counting on Dodson and Diamond, and they may wiff on both. Ever see a right guard try and play left tackle? Look at the moves they are making. But hey, take two running backs, good for them.


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Title] I wouldn't trade classes. [Body]

Output: They are desperatlely thin on OL numbers, especially given the fact that a couple they took last year were stretches. They also are thin at DB, listening to them, and I am not seeing many of those. They have a more DE's than can play on the field, and I believe took two last year. Throw in an extremely overrated DT, and I'm not that impressed. It's almost like Meyer came in and said I know what we need, but we are just going to swing for the fences with 5 star guys, and figure out how to convert them to OT at a later date. On signing day, we will be back in front of them, on paper and on the field.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Title] Well if all three [Body]

Output: end up at Notre Dame, that would be one way. I'm not sure that's what the OP meant, just trying to answer your question.


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] Well I'll give this a shot...... [Body]

Output: Never posted a link here, but this is a non-paywalled 247 article that says Elmer has a leader. It also sounds like he may be looking to end this sooner rather than later. Elmer doesn't state who the leader is, but you can probably figure it out, with all the other info out there. http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Article/Elmer-Has-Silent-Leader-40273


Input: [Date] 3 years 45 weeks ago [Title] So how about Garmon. [Body]

Output: Another board today says we are in his top two. If you have seen film of both Dunn and Garmon, would you take either, or, in your opinion, is one considerably better than the other.