Input: [Date] 5 days 18 hours ago [Body] My 16th birthday. We beat OSU 28-0. My grandmother surprised me by flying a case of he awesome ribs up to Michigan. Finally, the girl I had the biggest I had the biggest crush on called me to wish me happy birthday. Was the first time she ever called me. And we stayed on the phone for hours. [Title]

Output: Outside of obvious days (births, wedding day)


Input: [Date] 5 days 19 hours ago [Body] Where is Lee Corso's rental car when you need him? [Title]

Output: Lightning + VaTech season opener


Input: [Date] 5 days 20 hours ago [Body] Congrats on your threescore and ten [Title]

Output: Congrats on your threescore and ten


Input: [Date] 5 days 20 hours ago [Body] Though I am getting less optimistic about any non-committed players out of NJ. The season can't start soon enough so these guys can see an on-field product worth buying into. [Title]

Output: I'll take both


Input: [Date] 5 days 21 hours ago [Body] They make me feel better about my life. [Title]

Output: Creepy Twitter strangers serve a purpose


Input: [Date] 5 days 21 hours ago [Body] Everyone is getting bent out of shape about what happens in the lives of millionaires that don't impact the current team. Even if RichRod would've said "no comment" there would be 200 posts about Carr, his defenses, slot ninjas. Even Flaccid-ball-gate posts are getting ridiculous. People getting bent out of shape about Brady and that dude is having his way with Giselle in their mansion. Both RichRod and TB are in great situations and thanks to Harbaugh/Hackett, so are we. [Title]

Output: RichRod and posts about flaccid footballs should be banned


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Body] It took me longer than everyone else to notice the play on words. [Title]

Output: Thanks to other people's poor grammar


Input: [Date] 6 days 13 hours ago [Body] I doubt there is anything dirty going on here, but this feels like a huge coincidence. [Title]

Output: Since the whole crew is staying home


Input: [Date] 6 days 17 hours ago [Body] In both the FSU game and UW game, we did not have a competent WR opposite Desmond. So teams could focus on him because our other threats were too slow. I'm not saying we win either game. But I am saying that we probably stick the ball in the end zone or hold onto the ball longer with another All-American out there on the field. [Title]

Output: Without DA, Yale Van Dyne was our #2 WR


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Man, that stuff is prime. [Body]

Output: Man, that stuff is prime. How the hell did we fall into that kind of fortune? Best cheese dip I've ever had.


Input: [Date] 21 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I'm not necessarily [Body]

Output: I'm not necessarily disagreeing with that assertion, but if you actually read the case you cited, you can see that the employee was a fuckup. That's why she was fired. Her Facebook post may have been the final straw, but no court would have given her damages or found a wrongful termination in that situation.


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Eating Crow? [Body]

Output: All right. Who actually finished the article? Because Kawakami is still making lame excuses: "Second reaction: This is everything… EVERYTHING… the 49ers could’ve wanted from this situation, and it does surprise me that Harbaugh would hand it over to them just like that. Jed York and Trent Baalke wanted no part of Harbaugh after Sunday, and undercut him all season, but now, because he’s leaving on his own to go to college… instead of firing him the 49ers… Don’t have to pay Harbaugh the $5M he has left on his contract or even worry about trying to trade him; Won’t see him in the NFL–and especially the Raiders–for at least a few years; Can even spin it that they wanted to keep him but he left them for a monster deal from his alma mater." Yeah, who wouldn't believe that?


Input: [Date] 30 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Stop giving Owosso folk a bad [Body]

Output: Stop giving Owosso folk a bad name


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Right now it depends on who's [Body]

Output: Right now it depends on whose source you listen to.


Input: [Date] 31 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Yes it is. [Body]

Output: Yes it is.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 22 hours ago [Title] Must be, I don't get it [Body]

Output: Must be, I don't get it either.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 23 hours ago [Title] I think its a play on [Body]

Output: I think its a play on mixtape. I guess the knicks are doing a similar thing with knickstape.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 3 days ago [Title] The dragonmead brews are [Body]

Output: The dragonmead brews are actually beers and not meads. I believe the Final Absolution is a Belgian Trippel, around 8-9% ABV.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Man, I think you guys should [Body]

Output: Man, I think you guys should google Todd Graham. He sounds like a flake and a bit of a scumbag.


Input: [Date] 36 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Why not? It would help the [Body]

Output: Why not? It would help the team's "toughness"


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] He coaches good pass [Body]

Output: He coaches good pass protection, I'll give him that.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] It's like neither team wants to [Body]

Output: It's like neither team wants to win.


Input: [Date] 37 weeks 3 days ago [Title] On the bright side, Ryan is [Body]

Output: On the bright side, Ryan is killing it today.


Input: [Date] 40 weeks 5 days ago [Title] I for one think it's neat Dr. [Body]

Output: I for one think it's neat Dr. Seuss has turned his talents to designing football uniforms.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Will's a good man. Gave me [Body]

Output: Will's a good man. Gave me the biggest tip I've ever gotten about a year ago at the bar.


Input: [Date] 43 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Sensitive or not, name [Body]

Output: Sensitive or not, name calling is for children.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Chesson is a special teams [Body]

Output: Chesson is a special teams stud.


Input: [Date] 44 weeks 6 days ago [Title] Upvote for the rarely [Body]

Output: Upvote for the rarely utilized sex with animals argument


Input: [Date] 49 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Of course it did. 162 [Body]

Output: Of course it did. 162 baseball games vs. 16 football games will do that. It doesn't mean baseball's the more popular sport.


Input: [Date] 50 weeks 3 days ago [Title] 3 and out on his first [Body]

Output: 3 and out on his first possession, and he found out he's not going to be able to run away from NFL guys.


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Good point. After all, Hoke [Body]

Output: Good point. After all, Hoke and company have really been awful at the whole recruiting thing ever since they got here . . .


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Title] Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41 [Body]

Output: Hoke coaching Woodson at 8:41 in the video.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] I don't believe thats how it [Body]

Output: I don't believe thats how it works. If the kid gets a scholarship, it'll have to count against the football team. This rule prevents teams from giving a bunch of guys "track" scholarships to free up more football scholarships. If the kid wants to play football at Michigan, Les will be paying his way.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Title] Upon deep investigation [Body]

Output: Upon deep investigation, I have concluded Bill McCartney's dead wife Lyndi McCartney and Lloyd Carr's current wife Laurie McCartney are not the same person. Guess we still don't know the whole story.


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Title] Don't listen to them. I [Body]

Output: Don't listen to them. I didn't go to any proms, and I've never regretted it once. I had plenty of friends who went and plenty who didn't, and to be honest, the ones that did really don't think too much of it now (5 years later). I think it may be that proms are just not as big of a deal as they were for the older generations. On the other hand, if you think you can get laid then go for it!


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Title] Remember kids: If you can't [Body]

Output: Remember kids: If you can't afford tickets or don't have rich parents you're not a real fan.


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Title] Sam Dekker was a 5 star, [Body]

Output: Sam Dekker was a 5 star, ranked by rivals as the 13th player in the nation. His offers are because he committed so early. http://sports.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/basketball/recruiting/player-...


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Title] The record for made 3 [Body]

Output: The record for made 3 pointers in a game for a Michigan player is 9 by Garde Thompson vs. Navy in 1987. Glenn Rice is number 2 with 8.


Input: [Date] 6 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Two Routes [Body]

Output: Kid might be super smart, but that highlight reel only showed him needing to remember 2 routes. A TE out and a TE cross. I think the only time he caught something different was a out that he shaded upfield because there was no safety over the top.


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 8 hours ago [Title] bourbon [Body]

Output: Larceny flavored with a Calvados soaked apple to be precise...


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 4 days ago [Title] Depends [Body]

Output: How long will it take IU to fire Crean? When they do and get a competent coach in there, they would be my pcik... assuming of course they continue to recruit like they have been. If UM gets Brown (15) or Langford (16), then things will start looking up.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] True [Body]

Output: You are correct in your inferences


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Not really [Body]

Output: His job isn't to decide which recruits to offer, never has been and isn't going to be. That is a coach's job. He's not a coach despite being referred to as one by the recruits.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] On the Job [Body]

Output: Singletary is in the office and on the job right now. IF he isn't going to be retained, everyone might want to adjust their recruiting expectations down for the near future. He is the connect to recruits, let's just say it'll be a rough transition without him.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 2 days ago [Title] I Agree [Body]

Output: He did scouting for IMG to target which college players the agency wanted to go after. Plus, he predated Hoke and though I could be wrong Rich Rod. He's one of Lloyd's guys and he's the one who's been keeping the few recruits we currently have connected to UM. I seriously doubt he's on the way out.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 3 days ago [Title] Noticing it more [Body]

Output: I too have taken notice of the Non-nude but still NSFW avatars lately. Never considered myself an old fogey, but the person at the desk next to mine is a woman. That's not a good look for a workplace. And for those of you questioning why you would be on a sports blog at work, you must never have worked in an office. People don't work 100% of the time in the office. There are studies that show that taking a break every hours or so makes you more productive.


Input: [Date] 41 weeks 4 days ago [Title] QWash [Body]

Output: Just a little FYI, Q. Washington is also a member of Omega Psi Phi and was initiated while he was on the football team. Now seeing a 300 lb D-lineman performing that "hop" during a game would've been priceless.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Almost 40... [Body]

Output: I am way too old to care and I think these look good. Wearing the same clothes for 20 years isn't tradition, it just means you haven't bothered to try anything else.


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Title] The surprise will not be us or 'ville [Body]

Output: Look at his list, what do all of the schools outside of us and Louisville have in common? Hint: It's the same thing that is shared with Kennard's AAU team, the King James something or other. Yep, you guessed it, it's the swoosh. He is a Nike recruit and will go to a Nike school. It would be a shock if he doesn't choose the swoosh. It's all about the sneaker money. BTW, this is not an indictment against our Adidas contract, just an observation.


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Title] Awesome [Body]

Output: This was just perfect!


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Title] Thank You [Body]

Output: Richard Sherman is the best corner in football and was the best corner on the field last night. The 49ers treated him like Deion Sanders and just avoided whatever side of the field he was on until that last play. I am just curious why everyone here is all butt hurt that he had a Darius Morris moment. "Get the F@#@ off my court!" He is far from a thug, even though he did grow up in Compton and has dreads and for a few moments was a load black man. He is not in need of media training, I will point to that Stanford Communications degree for that. He is cocky, he is arrogant, and he is the BEST corner in the NFL.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Title] ^^^this [Body]

Output: Sage wisdom


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] My bad... [Body]

Output: Sorry, reading is fundamental.


Input: [Date] 1 year 47 weeks ago [Title] Norfleet Fumble? [Body]

Output: Norfleet lost a fumble? Was this the botched special teams play? If so, it wasn't a lost fumble as Delano Hill recovered.


Input: [Date] 2 years 10 weeks ago [Title] Thanks [Body]

Output: I knew what word he was going for but my mental dictionary wasn't firing and I just couldn't get the right word to come up.


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Agreed [Body]

Output: Izzo's style is going to continue to win games as long as he is coaching. Same with Bo Ryan, that is until they start calling fouls in the B10 the way they do in the ACC.


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Title] Transfer [Body]

Output: They had an in-season transfer, so adding the second commit is not a surprise. Adding a commit that was originally a Minny signed isn't exactly stealing commits from Middle Tennessee State


Input: [Date] 2 years 15 weeks ago [Title] Not buying [Body]

Output: I would agree that in the past THJ took a lot of bad shots, but this year that was not the case. A lot of the shots he missed in the tourney were on drives and foul line area jumpers, those are not bad shots. Sure he missed some in the offense 3's, but they were in the offense and not bad shots. Label him a streaky shooter if you like, but he (at least this year) was not a poor shot taker.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Love Coach Beilein's Reactions [Body]

Output: After the McGray layup, we get the 'YES!' single-clap. After the Spike steal and layup, we get the What?-Gotta get off my stool and applaud that clap.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] Just the last two games? [Body]

Output: Just curious about this selection of the team, was it just for the last two games? Because McLemore was horrible until the Michigan game. Stauskas was only great for one game. I think Timmay was more deserving than Nik. As for MOP, Burke was a dominant point guard and the engine for the best offense in the region.


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Title] HAIL [Body]

Output: As a father now, this was even sweeter than the Fab 5 or 89 teams since my son was watching by my side. I never expected a 20 point win, I felt like I was in shock the entire game.


Input: [Date] 2 years 18 weeks ago [Title] My brackets say Sparty [Body]

Output: My childhood rooting interests were Sparty except when they played Michigan. So even though I loathe the current state of Spartan fandom, I will be rooting for them and the B1G. I want an all B1G final four. That is the absolute best thing for the league and my team. Plus it will be the ultimate shutthehellup to Barkley.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Title] Speaking of Laimbeer [Body]

Output: Doyle's dad had a cup of coffee with the Pistons before he went overseas to play. Not sure it quite fits, but it is that whole pro father legacy thing again.


Input: [Date] 2 years 22 weeks ago [Title] Gee Thanks! [Body]

Output: Now I have to spend a significant portion of my day actually considering the random thoughts of Jose Canseco. Specifically, what internet blog did he find his theories on? Because there is no way he came up with that lucid a theory by himself.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Probably didn't hurt [Body]

Output: I'm sure knowing that you will be back in your home state for a game your freshman year is not a downside. Not sure how much of a factor it played, but it is a good point.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Not quite [Body]

Output: Chris worked for IMG Football after graduating Michigan. He left them for the job he has now.


Input: [Date] 2 years 24 weeks ago [Title] Pot meet Kettle [Body]

Output: Everyone around here realizes that when Commitapalooza occured last year, the interwebs were all aflutter with talk of Michigan cheating. No one here would believe that, so why do we assume that Ole Miss is? Nkemdiche has a brother on campus that lead the team in tackles. Treadwell has Standifer, who lest we forget, was the person that first brought Treadwell to Michigan. Connor went to high school in the area. And that DT out of JC was an Ole Miss recruit before he had to go to JC. The story on the rest is easy, get them all on campus at the same time, and have the top guys recruit the other top guys. I'm not saying there is no possibility of 'extra benefits' - likely of the female variety - but there are also reasonable explainations for the recruits as well.


Input: [Date] 2 years 29 weeks ago [Title] The Primer was for '14 recruits [Body]

Output: If I remember correctly, the Tremendous primer was for 2014 RB recruits.


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 2 days ago [Body] By the way, love the Antione "the Judge" Joubert nom de plume. Joubert and Gary "the General" Grant were my all time favorite Michigan guard combo until Tim and Trey came along a few years back. [Title]

Output: By the way, love the Antione


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Pretty sure the water just parts when he comes near. [Title]

Output: Pretty sure the water just


Input: [Date] 51 weeks 4 days ago [Body] Plus he looks just like Jabrill Peppers which can't hurt. [Title]

Output: Plus he looks just like


Input: [Date] 1 year 1 week ago [Body] Love that clip. Everitt really wanted to hit him but probably held back because he didn't want to give that little jock-sniffer the free publicity. [Title]

Output: Love that clip. Everitt


Input: [Date] 1 year 2 weeks ago [Body] Won't be able to call it a fluke when Caris Levert goes in the top 10 next year. [Title]

Output: Won't be able to call it a


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Body] I think we are going to have a really good defense this year. Especially the back seven. Not sure if Jabrill will win the Heisman, but maybe in another year or two. [Title]

Output: I think we are going to have


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Body] Can't comment on Justified but I loved Timothy Oliphant in Deadwood. [Title]

Output: Can't comment on Justified


Input: [Date] 1 year 5 weeks ago [Body] Yeah, no GoT really sucks. But a couple of new shows I've been watching and am now really into are Penny Dreadful (Sunday nights) and Salem (Thursday nights). And I too am looking forward to The Leftovers and Strain based on the trailers I've seen. [Title]

Output: Yeah, no GoT really sucks.


Input: [Date] 1 year 6 weeks ago [Body] Hmmmn, interesting news but seems to contradict other recruiting.... It sounded like we were recruiting Hjalte Froholdt (who is an interior lineman) pretty hard up until he committed to Arkansas. I wonder what changed? [Title]

Output: Hmmmn, interesting news but


Input: [Date] 1 year 10 weeks ago [Body] Wow, so much negativity. I bet at least one of these guys turns into a great receiver eventually. And I bet at least one of them sees significant playing time this year, not just on special teams. I know not every recruit is going to be a stud, but I would be very surprised if all three of them turned out to be busts. As bluekoj said, there is almost nothing to go on at this point. Lets give them a chance before we just write off the entire 2013 receiver class. [Title]

Output: Wow, so much negativity. I


Input: [Date] 1 year 11 weeks ago [Body] After reading the above comments, I'm now convinced the NFL draft is the perfect Rorschach test for Michigan fans. The optimists see the silver lining and the haters see confirmation that the coaches suck. [Title]

Output: Rorschach Test


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] I'd be really pissed if I were the security guard. He suffered a vicious attack for simply doing his job. If it were me, I'd want Jayru Campbell to receive the full wrath of the law (as a minor, not the bs where they often find some loophole to charge kids as adults), not some slap on the wrist. Counciling and anger management classes.....what a joke. [Title]

Output: I'd be really pissed if I


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] I have no problem holding the coaching staff accountable. But I absolutely insist that we give them a few years to rebuild first, then fire 'em if they aren't getting the job done. I'm not sure RR was the best for Michigan but I definitely don't want his replacement to be run out of town before he even has a chance to field a decent team. And I don't want to be in a 20 year cycle of rebuilding like Notre Dame. [Title]

Output: I have no problem holding the


Input: [Date] 1 year 12 weeks ago [Body] Seems like stability to the program arrived with Hoke. I hope we actually follow through and give him a chance to rebuild the program. Otherwise we will be rebuilding for another 3-4 years if we get rid of him after this year. [Title]

Output: Seems like stability to the


Input: [Date] 1 year 14 weeks ago [Body] Yep GoT and Walking Dead are great. I also am absolutely loving the first two episodes of Turn on AMC so far. Another good one that I just watched is the first season of Black Sails (on Starz). And Vikings (History Channel) is pretty awesome too if you haven't seen that yet. I've heard some people say that The Black List is good. I liked the first few episodes but it got silly when every week they catch a new super-criminal/terrorist. I don't really like one hour self contained shows anymore. Instead I prefer the series format. And yeah, Project Free TV is the best. [Title]

Output: Yep GoT and Walking Dead are


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Body] Not so fast. We're still in it. Found this on twitter: Ryan Bartow @RyanBartow 4-star Chris Clark informing ppl he's de-committed from #NorthCarolina. Plans to visit #OhioState & #Michigan next. [Title]

Output: Not so fast. We're still in


Input: [Date] 1 year 15 weeks ago [Body] I'm surprised no programs have offered to let star recruits design the team uniforms as an incentive to come to their school. Or maybe we just haven't heard about it? [Title]

Output: I'm surprised no programs


Input: [Date] 1 year 17 weeks ago [Body] I don't have any inside info or anything, but from what I've read it sounds like Sterling Jenkins is leaning towards Penn State. [Title]

Output: I don't have any inside info


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Body] I only drink at work. My problem is that I am a workaholic. [Title]

Output: I only drink at work. My


Input: [Date] 1 year 18 weeks ago [Body] It says the University of Michigan is 2.67 times more influential than Ohio State University, 3.43 times more influential than Michigan State University and is 2.94 times more influential than the Univerisity of Notre Dame. Clearly this must be true. [Title]

Output: It says the University of


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] Unfortunately Stidham just committed to Texas Tech. Hopefully this is just a "place-holder" commitment and he will still look around. [Title]

Output: Unfortunately Stidham just


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] Apparently someone familiar was just a year ahead of you guys... Andrew Dakich @daycheck3 · 50m We haven't won an outright Big Ten championship since 1986. I think @JustJMo was a junior in high school back then. [Title]

Output: From Twitter


Input: [Date] 1 year 20 weeks ago [Body] Unfortunately, I saw a disheartening tweet from Steve Lorenz today saying he is changing his "crystal ball" pick to Penn State for Sterling Jenkins. [Title]

Output: Unfortunately, I saw a


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Body] From what I heard, Nicholson was a good athlete and had nice size for a safety, but didn't like contact. I believe Penn State passed on him for the same reason. [Title]

Output: From what I heard, Nicholson


Input: [Date] 1 year 21 weeks ago [Body] Perhaps you guys know more about this than I do. I live many states away and have only read a little about this but from my understanding, there were never any charges filed against Gibbons because the alleged victim did not want to pursue the matter. Then many years after the alleged rape that never warranted any charges, Gibbons is suddenly expelled because of a change in University policy. So Gibbons gets thrown under the bus by the university and now his reputation is forever destroyed.....and he may not have even done anything wrong? If anyone's civil rights were violated, it was Gibbons. Or am I missing some important legal details? [Title]

Output: What About Gibbons' Civil Rights?


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] I don't know about that. The fans demand wins or the coaches head. Are we willing to trade our higher academic and character standards for wins on the field? LF is saying yes, loosen the standards. I'm not saying he's right, but he does sound like much of our fan base. [Title]

Output: I don't know about that. The


Input: [Date] 1 year 24 weeks ago [Body] Don't heap too much praise on him. Everytime we get a good recruiting guy (Steve, Tom) someone comes along and snatches them up. Just kidding. Nice job BB. [Title]

Output: Shhhhh......


Input: [Date] 1 year 27 weeks ago [Body] I had the opposite reaction. He completely embarrassed himself and will probably regret these comments when he grows up a bit. Now, instead of everyone talking about what a great corner he is, we're all talking about what a jackass he is instead. [Title]

Output: I had the opposite reaction.


Input: [Date] 1 year 28 weeks ago [Body] When I emailed my dad about this last night, his reply was classic... "Can we hire some of their players too"? [Title]

Output: My father's words


Input: [Date] 1 year 34 weeks ago [Body] What a big effing baby. If you're so unhappy then don't go. Whaaaa I'm locked in, whaaaa! Its my career, whaaa! The ticket prices, whaaa! Jesus dude, be happy you don't have a shit job like some of us. [Title]

Output: Whaaaaaa


Input: [Date] 1 year 44 weeks ago [Body] Mark May must really know how to push his buttons because Holtz just lost it when May said he was out of order. Holtz yells "I'm sick of everybody jumping on coach". I guess he's earned the right to just go by the nickname coach, but who talks about themselves in the third person like that? [Title]

Output: What a little Diva


Input: [Date] 1 year 45 weeks ago [Body] This is in reply to you and Mr. Rager. From Wikipedia: On January 15, 1982, Texas A&M offered Schembechler nearly $3 million for 10 years—the richest contract in the history of college athletics at that time—to become the school's football coach and athletic director. Schembechler turned it down. "Frankly, I've come to the conclusion that there are things more important in this world than money," Schembechler said. "For that reason, I've decided to stay at Michigan."[5] But thats not the whole story according to my father (U of M alumni graduated mid 70's). My dad says that Bo was very close to leaving. Three million over 10 years was an astronomical sum at the time and Bo was certainly tempted. But at the 11th hour some Michigan alumni got together led by Tom Monighan and bought Bo two Dominos Pizza franchises (in Columbus, OH by the way) and the University gave him a 40% raise so he would stay in Ann Arbor. [Title]

Output: Bo almost left in '82 for money


Input: [Date] 1 year 48 weeks ago [Body] MA's (missed assignments) and loafs. I learned something new. They do keep stats on linemen. I'd kind of like to hear about those stat lines on the other lineman too. Especially the guys battling for the other Guard spot and the Center position like Bryant, Braden, Miller, Glasgow etc.... [Title]

Output: MA's and Loafs


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Ah right. Thanks for the correction. Green Street Hooligans is what I meant. [Title]

Output: Ah right. Thanks for the


Input: [Date] 2 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Reminds me of a pretty good movie called "Hooligans". Elijah Wood plays an American visiting his sister in England who gets caught up with the extreme fans of West Ham United. No decapitations but lots of good fights and violence. [Title]

Output: Hooligans


Input: [Date] 2 years 9 weeks ago [Body] When Jabrill Peppers commits on Sunday will it be the Muppets or Naughy by Nature? Or maybe Brian can get the Muppets to do OPP, Hip Hop Hurray or Feel Me Flow? Now that would be awesome. [Title]

Output: Muppets on Sunday?


Input: [Date] 2 years 12 weeks ago [Body] I know that about 80% of Michigan charter schools are "for profit". Is this school? The reason I ask is that you are soliciting donations on behalf of the children. [Title]

Output: For Profit?


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Great idea. Shouldn't be too tough since we have 78 All-Americans, 3 Hiesman Trophy winners, an ex-President and a bunch of all time great coaches to choose from. [Title]

Output: Great idea. Shouldn't be too


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] ESPN just did an "exit interview" thing with all of the departing seniors. One of the questions was about which 2012 red-shirt they expect to make a big impact this year. At least three of them picked Jeremy Clark and had some really nice things to say about his development and his performance on last years scout team. I don't think he's going to beat out Thomas Gordon and Jerrod Wilson for the starting safety spots, but it sounds like he has a good chance to see some playing time this year. http://insider.espn.go.com/colleges/michigan/football/story/_/id/9206884/departing-seniors-believe-michigan-wolverines-good-hands [Title]

Output: Jeremy Clark


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Not to pick nits but they were fainting goats actually. They faint every time they get scared. Lots of videos of them on Youtube. And funnier than this prank in my opinion. [Title]

Output: Not to pick nits but they


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I am completely baffled as to what point you're trying to make and I'm quite sure my point sailed right over you're head too. You picked two outstanding examples of what a real football players ought to be. Devin and Denard have always done whatever the coaches want without complaint or hesitation - block, tackle, switch positions, etc.... And you would never ever hear those words (I don't want to block) coming out of their mouths. Like I said above, maybe the interviewer misunderstood or failed to follow up with a question letting him know he would be doing a lot of blocking as a receiver at Michigan? But all I have to judge is this quote that makes Andrews sound like a bit of a prima donna. [Title]

Output: I am completely baffled as to


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] Yeah I can't believe the interviewer didn't ask a follow up. Thats an incredibly shocking thing for a football player to say and not clarify. [Title]

Output: Yeah I can't believe the


Input: [Date] 2 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I'm glad we missed on Mark Andrews. He doesn't want to block? GTFO with that crap and go play dolls or something. You don't think Jeremy Gallon blocks his tail off? Wow, I've literally never heard a football player say those words. [Title]

Output: Andrews is not a true football player.


Input: [Date] 2 years 14 weeks ago [Body] I heard on another site that Scarborough is being recruited by Alabama as a WR instead of RB. That may be the reason for the renewed intrest. That and Alabama already has a stable full of NFL running backs. [Title]

Output: I heard on another site that


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Here is the video of yesterday's press conference. I don't think anyone posted it yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbG4m9l8kJk Hopefully someone is able to embed that. [Title]

Output: Here is the video of


Input: [Date] 2 years 16 weeks ago [Body] This is better than the Clowney hit. Clowney destroyed a kid 80 lbs lighter than himself. Ross just blew up an offensive lineman who probably outweighed him by 80 lbs. [Title]

Output: This is better than the


Input: [Date] 2 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Right now they have Michael Ferns rated almost the same as Deon Drake. And yeah, everything there is about selling subscriptions. [Title]

Output: 247 Rankings are pretty bad


Input: [Date] 2 years 19 weeks ago [Body] I still effing hate Rocket Ishmail. Thanks for reminding me. [Title]

Output: I still effing hate Rocket


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Yes. It really was just coaches being coaches. SBnation has the video: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/3/8/4079900/ohio-state-kic... Pretty unremarkable if you ask me. Not sure why its getting all the attention. [Title]

Output: Yup.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] True. I love Coach Brown. Free info and interviews on recruits. Just like what the pay sites are trying to sell me for the low low price of $9.99 per month!!!! I used to love Tremendous for the same reasons, but he sold out and now wants to make a living selling me information about the University I love and recruits who might go there. Lol, can you see the reason some are polarized? [Title]

Output: True. I love Coach Brown.


Input: [Date] 2 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Arguing with stupid people will bring you down to their level, then you will lose on experience. [Title]

Output: Arguing with stupid people


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] Espn put him on their "Watch List 300" just yesterday for this very reason. That means they're projecting him as a 4 star prospect. [Title]

Output: Espn put him on their "Watch


Input: [Date] 2 years 21 weeks ago [Body] If you're still reading this thread Coach Brown, some of us still love you. Thanks for all the FREE info. You're a true fan. And even if the news isn't always rosy, we still want to hear it. [Title]

Output: If you're still reading this


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Happy b-day Jalen. [Title]

Output: Lordy lordy, look who's forty!


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I wish I was a baller.... edit: way too slow for this board (or to be a baller) [Title]

Output: I wish I was a baller....


Input: [Date] 2 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Coach Hoke would know better than to even answer a question like that. And certainly wouldn't badmouth former players. [Title]

Output: Hoke wouldn't have answered


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Yep, saw the same thing on TOS and was very relieved to hear these are just recylcled rumors from last week. [Title]

Output: Yep, saw the same thing on


Input: [Date] 2 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Hand specifically names Bud Foster as his favorite coach but says Michigan's coaching staff is his favorite. After reading the article I think the op is making a big deal out of nothing. The interviewer just quoted some nice things Hand had to say about each of his top 5 schools. He definitely wasn't hinting at Michigan being his leader because he likes the coaching staff the best. [Title]

Output: Hand specifically names Bud


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Not sure if you're updating you're list but I've heard quite a few names that should be added to your list. QB: Tyler Weigers, Andrew Ford, Caleb Henderson, Coleman Key RB: Joe Mixon, Johnathan Hilliman, Elijah Hood, Mikale Wilbon, Sony Michel* OL: Sam Mustipher, Orlando Brown, Jamarco Jones, Nathaniel Devers TE: Kyle Rachewal, Nick Weishar, Ian Bunting, Ethan Wolf, Chance Sorrell WR: Derek Keif, Darean Watkins, Jaylon Grandison, Moe Ways, Dominique Booth DT: Enoch Smith, Craig Evans*, Andrew Brown* DE: Connor Sheehy, Gelen Robinson LB: Kyle Berger, Troy Reeder, Brandon Lee, Clifton Garrett*, Nyles Morgan*, Dante Booker* CB: Damon Webb*, Troy Vincent, Jalen Watts-Jackson, Darius West S: Montae Nicholson, Quin Blanding* * means outside shot but still worth recruiting [Title]

Output: Not sure if you're updating


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] He's been saying a lot of positive things about us on Twitter recently. I've heard the same about Stanford though so we should tamp down expectations until his visit. [Title]

Output: He's been saying a lot of


Input: [Date] 2 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Whatever happened to Hunt last weekend? I thought he was here to visit us but ended his visit at the Michigan/Ohio bball game in Columbus? Maybe thats why he's no longer being recruited. I think 6 OL is more than enough anyway. Bring on Green and Smythe! [Title]

Output: Whatever happened to Hunt


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Wow, this sucks. That was my second favorite Michigan site behind mgoblog. I'm dissappointed but they deserve it and 247 will be a lot better because of these guys. Everyone should take this as a reminder to click on a few ads here on MgoBlog. The ad click revenue is how Brian is able to make a few bucks and keep this site free! [Title]

Output: Remember to click MgoBlog ads


Input: [Date] 2 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I believe Reon Dawson is also visiting too. Buckling up may be prudent? [Title]

Output: I believe Reon Dawson is also


Input: [Date] 2 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I miss the days when players stayed with one team for their whole careers. But those days are long gone and Wells is just stating reality. And towards the end of the article Wells admits he hasn't lived up to expectations. [Title]

Output: I don't think this makes BW look bad


Input: [Date] 2 years 31 weeks ago [Body] I was trying to think of who the sixth EE this year was and you nailed it. Thanks. [Title]

Output: I was trying to think of who


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I was just on the free 24/7 message board and someone copied and pasted an LT tweet from three hours ago: Laquon Treadwell @SuccessfulQuon “@ShaneKTTM: @SuccessfulQuon you officially visiting Michigan?” Yes Hmmmn.........I sure hope this report is wrong. [Title]

Output: Does not compute....


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] We're way too thin at CB still. I guess if Lewis turns out to be better as a receiver, that is where he will eventually end up but we really need depth at CB right now. And as others have pointed out, he might need a year to get bigger before he is ready for any positionl [Title]

Output: This.


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] A few years back Charles Barkley was considering running for Governor of Alabama. When a reporter asked about a possible run he said "why not, if it weren't for Mississippi and Arkansas, Alabama would be last in everything". [Title]

Output: To your point


Input: [Date] 2 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I'm glad you posted the "good" in your title. There has been so much bad recruiting news lately I'm just happy to get through the day without losing another recruit. This is indeed, very good news. [Title]

Output: I'm glad you posted the


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I have no problem with giving these kids a gift package for all the hard work they put in. Too bad they don't get a little share of the bowl payouts too. It would be nice if they got a check for a thousand bucks or something and call it a grant or scholarship award. [Title]

Output: Nice Schwag


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] Sorry for another "I heard" comment but I've also heard that Stribling is due for a big ratings bump. I was assuming that mean't he would be a 4-star. Not that I care so much about stars and rankings, but it does seem like an affirmation of our coaches eye for talent, eh? [Title]

Output: Sorry for another "I heard"


Input: [Date] 2 years 33 weeks ago [Body] I believe I saw a tweet last week regarding Deveon Smith and Rivals rankings. Supposedly he's going to make a huge leap into the top 100 today due to the monster senior season he's having. Deveon my be one of our most underrated recruits to this point. [Title]

Output: I believe I saw a tweet last


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I'd be really suprised. He was like our 3rd commit right after Shane and Dymonte. I'm sure there is some other explanation. [Title]

Output: I'd be really suprised. He


Input: [Date] 2 years 34 weeks ago [Body] I laughed too when I saw Snoop's pic next to Jeremy Gallon's name. Quite a resemblence. [Title]

Output: Snoop Pearson


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] I hate ND for a bunch of reasons. First of all would be their smarmy fans. I'm originally from the Chicago burbs and ND fans are just as unbearable as Ohio or Lil' Brother. Next, would be the fact that they just snubbed the B1G in favor of the ACC. And finally, although I could probably go on, is that they don't deserve the season they are having. We should've beaten them and a few other teams probably should've too. ND proves that being lucky is better than being good. [Title]

Output: I hate ND for a bunch of


Input: [Date] 2 years 36 weeks ago [Body] I'll always remember the day Bo died because one of my female co-workers who knew I was a big Michigan fan came running into my office saying that Michigan's coach had died. I was horrified and couldn't believe Coach Carr dropped dead right in the middle of the season. After frantically looking around the internet I realized it was Bo, not Lloyd that had passed. [Title]

Output: I'll always remember the day


Input: [Date] 2 years 37 weeks ago [Body] Scorpion! [Title]

Output: Scorpion!


Input: [Date] 2 years 39 weeks ago [Body] They tried to steal Bo from us in the early eighties. I was too young to remember the details but my father talks about Bo almost leaving for a $3 million/10 yrs payday to Texas A&M. Back then, it was richest ever I think. But the Alumni got together and took care of Bo. I think they gave him a couple of pizza franchises or something. [Title]

Output: Another reason to hate TAMU


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Body] The gay friends I have might refer to each other as "queer" and mean it as a term of endearment, but would be offended if a stranger just showed up and started calling people queers. Sort of like the "n" word can be acceptable among the African-American community. Oops, didn't read jhender85's above post. Pretty much same sentiment here. [Title]

Output: Disagree


Input: [Date] 2 years 44 weeks ago [Body] Would've been funnier if they drew dicks on him or something. [Title]

Output: Would've been funnier if they


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Sort of reminds me of an old Dikembe Mutombo story/rumor. Supposedly, he and his team (Atlanta Hawks) walked into a strip club and the first thing he said to the women was "Who want to sex Mutombo?" [Title]

Output: Who want to sex Mutombo?


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] I believe Shane wanted to enroll early, but his school (De La Salle) doesn't have the ability and/or inclination to allow him to do that. [Title]

Output: I believe Shane wanted to


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] 11 Warriors is using it too. Right now. http://www.elevenwarriors.com/ Look near the top right of the homepage for the poll. The last poll choice is AIHRBG. Btw, feel free to influence their nice little poll while you're at it. [Title]

Output: 11 Warriors too


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] In that interview, Beyer said that he switched positions from last year. I believe he is not the starting WDE this year. What position did he play last year? [Title]

Output: In that interview, Beyer said


Input: [Date] 2 years 48 weeks ago [Body] Me too. Reminds me of the Bo/Woody days. My father and grandfather used to tell stories of Woody sending spies up to watch our practices and Bo closing them to the media. Even if Hoke is just being paranoid, it ads to the mystique of the program by keeping practices closed to the public. [Title]

Output: Me too. Reminds me of the


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Body] Michigan should be #1! [Title]

Output: Is this a trick question?


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Body] ugh....very sorry for the double [Title]

Output: ugh....very sorry for the


Input: [Date] 2 years 49 weeks ago [Body] A close friend of mine quit the football team after his freshman year in college. We all asked him to reconsider and told him that he was making a mistake, throwing away a huge opportunity, etc.... None of that mattered to him. He didn't like getting hit constantly. I think my dissappointment came because I felt like he was blowing an opportunity I never had. [Title]

Output: A close friend of mine quit


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Now that you mention that, I remember him playing well too. I even remember him sort of chasing down and tackling Stephon Diggs during that game. [Title]

Output: Now that you mention that, I


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] Ondre confessed to being around 360 lbs at the Army All American game last year so he's already slimmed down considerably. [Title]

Output: Ondre confessed to being


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] damn phone [Title]

Output: oops sorry


Input: [Date] 2 years 50 weeks ago [Body] I think he played better than his stats. Plus he was rotating with Clark. Just my opinion. [Title]

Output: I think he played better than


Input: [Date] 2 years 52 weeks ago [Body] I read somewhere that Derrick Green at one point weighed 270 lbs. Anyone know more about his background? Guess we'll find out more about him in his impending Hello post. [Title]

Output: I read somewhere that Derrick


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] For obvious reasons, Michigan fans are blissfully unaware of a offensive line recruiting battle going on at Cass Tech for the services of Dennis Finley. Finley is a 6-7 300 lb OT who is rated as a mid 3 star on all the recruiting sites except ESPN where he was awarded a fourth star (just barely). Given the fact that most of the OL talent in the Midwest has already committed elsewhere, Urban Meyer is going after Finley pretty hard at this point I believe. Michigan State wants him too as well as Wisconsin and Illinois and some lower tier schools too. Unfortunately, there's just not enough room for every Cass Tech kid at Michigan. Cough, cough....Delano Hill. [Title]

Output: Unfortunately UFM is Tapping in to Cass Tech


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] Are the coaches firm @ 24 in this class? If Treadwell and McQuay or Green commit and then Fuller or Hargreaves wanted to be a part of this class, would the coaches make room somehow? [Title]

Output: Are the coaches firm @ 24 in


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] Wow, the man does it all. And with class. [Title]

Output: Wow, the man does it all.


Input: [Date] 3 years 1 week ago [Body] Hmmmn. In this scenario, I don't mind taking the leftovers. [Title]

Output: Hmmmn. In this scenario, I


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Body] You're the one who needs to be told not to get their panties in a bunch. A few posts ago, you blatantly accused Auburn of cheating and paying players for the past 30 years. Now you're flipping your lid because another random dared to suggest Alabama may be as dirty as any SEC team. You're a funny little troll. [Title]

Output: You're the one who needs to


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Body] Rational Buckeye- Is there any truth to the rumor that the coaches are considering moving Billy Price to the offensive side of the ball because of lack of depth? [Title]

Output: Billy Price to OT?


Input: [Date] 3 years 2 weeks ago [Body] I believe USC's 2013 class will be 18 recruits. From what I've read, they are limited to 15 schollies per year but as long as 3 of the recruits EE, they can be counted towards last years class. But I could be wrong so somebody correct me if you know better. [Title]

Output: I believe USC's 2013 class


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I agree. And I don't think the coaches would accept a commitment unless he's 100%. The things that bother me about this is that just a week ago he planned on visiting Oklahoma and Ok. St. as well as possibly visiting USC. Thats a huge change in such a short time. Guess we will find out "soon" according to the young man himself. [Title]

Output: I agree. And I don't think


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] possible [Title]

Output: oops, please delete if


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] I was nine at the time so I have no memory of the game but my dad still brings this one up once in a while. And he's still pissed about it too. [Title]

Output: I was nine at the time so I


Input: [Date] 3 years 3 weeks ago [Body] Funny. Tell Magnus he goes by Successful Quon on twitter. I don't think he'd be insulted by M fans calling him Quon. [Title]

Output: Funny. Tell Magnus he goes


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I would think even someone from W. Virginia would believe we gave RR a fair chance. He had 3 seasons at a premier football university. His best season was 7-6 and he lost every game to our cheif rivals OSU and MSU. Even if he were given a fourth year (last year), no one believes he would've won 11 games including the Sugar Bowl. [Title]

Output: I would think even someone


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] That was really cool. And emotional. Thanks for posting that. Too bad Chris, Jimmy and Ray couldn't be there to share that with Juwan too. [Title]

Output: That was really cool. And


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Now that is a true Michigan fan dog's name. Unfortunately, the name is the easy part. Getting the dog to watch the game with you is the impossible part. Every dog I've had hides when the Michigan game is on. [Title]

Output: Taco Pants!


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I was also suprised by the boxers. I kind of thought boxing was on the decline. Almost everyone I know is much more into the UFC. [Title]

Output: I was also suprised by the


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] This. I was especially angry with Congress when they decided to butt in. As if they don't have enough real problems to deal with. Frankly I think the owners have donated so much $ to the politicians, that the politicians do their bidding. And I'm not singling out either party, they are both beholden to their campaign donors. The owners used the bought and paid for Congress to make it seem like baseball was really getting cleaned up. The whole thing was about image, not a genuine desire for a clean game. Anyway, good for Roger. I'm happy he beat those bozos. [Title]

Output: This. I was especially angry


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] Perfect response. I like his confidence. And I believe the coaches frankly explain to the recruits that Michigan is going to bring in top athletes year in and year out. [Title]

Output: Perfect response. I like his


Input: [Date] 3 years 5 weeks ago [Body] I think Bailey and McQuay are supposed to be visiting in the next few weeks. Our main competition for Bailey is FSU. It would be nice if this one goes our way. [Title]

Output: I think Bailey and McQuay are


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Did Ondre say what his weight is right now or what his target weight is? I remember him talking about the Army All-American game last year where he said he played at 360 lbs. [Title]

Output: Did Ondre say what his weight


Input: [Date] 3 years 6 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for posting that. It's not suprising that Hoke and staff pay no attention to the star ratings. [Title]

Output: Thanks for posting that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] High School kids do just fine with long snapping. It doesn't seem that hard. I'm with the pissed off crowd wondering why a walk on can't suffice? But that was interesting to see that the other major football powers feel its an important enough position that they will burn a scholly on it. Trust the coaches and all that.... Welcome Scott Sypniewski! [Title]

Output: High School kids do just fine


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Sucks that we missed on Isaac but Green and Wilkins are both pretty good. I just hope Wilkins gives us a fair shot and is able to visit next weekend. Anyway, it seems likely that we might take a 4th receiver if we miss out on these two. Are there any other RB's that have mutual interest? [Title]

Output: Sucks that we missed on Isaac


Input: [Date] 3 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Lol. That's messed up dude. I wish I could "un-see" this. [Title]

Output: Lol. That's messed up dude.


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] I gotta say, his apology was a lot more real than any politician's I've ever seen. None of that "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" crap. Seems a lot more genuine than just covering his own ass. I can't speak for everyone but I accept his apology and will happily forget about the incident. [Title]

Output: Seems genuine to me


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] The fact that he hasn't been kicked off the team is good news. But that being said, this news is very alarming and dissappointing heading into a year with such high expectations. We've been rooting for BWC to live up to his potential for years. And this crap always happens at the position we're the thinnest at. Ef Murphy. [Title]

Output: The fact that he hasn't been


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] You've got a good point that we already have two tall possesion-type receivers committed to this class and that Devon Allen would add a speed dimension to our passing game. But I think Treadwell is a much better prospect. I know ratings don't mean bupkis but Treadwell is considered an elite, top ten receiver by almost all of the services. The only way I see us taking Allen is if we whiff on Treadwell (make my head asplode) or if the coaches decide to take 4 wr in this class. I hope neither of these things happen. [Title]

Output: Treadwell and done


Input: [Date] 3 years 8 weeks ago [Body] We're way overdue for some good news. I believe I heard some strong rumors last week that we could get one or possibly two commits very soon. I'm still buckled up.... [Title]

Output: We're waaay overdue


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Body] Actually, yes I am. And I will think of that fucking cowardly "neck-crank" on Denard whenever I see Gholston on TV or see his name in print forever. And, I don't think a one game suspension was a sufficient deterrence from seeing this kind of play again. And I don't think D'Antonio got the message either. Anyway, mostly it should just be fuel to the fire for next years game. [Title]

Output: Actually, yes I am. And I


Input: [Date] 3 years 9 weeks ago [Body] We'll have the answer to that question soon enough. I read the whole article. Apparently Gholston apologized for the incidents and wishes to be thought of as a person of high character. If Gholston turns into a goon and purposly tries to injure our best players again this year, he is a sociopath. If he can play clean, he's not. [Title]

Output: Sociopath?


Input: [Date] 3 years 13 weeks ago [Body] I believe he is announcing at 3pm on Tuesday (tomorrow) at his school. [Title]

Output: I believe he is announcing at


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] No prognostication but I'm hoping to see some good stuff tomorrow. I want to see a crisp, efficient Denard passing game. I bet everyone is particularly interested in the D-line. I want to see how BWC and Jibreel look as the starting NT and DT. I want to see how Devin Gardner looks at WR. And I really want to see how the EE freshman play. Joe Bolden has been getting a lot of mentions in spring practice pressers and Jerrod Wilson too to a lesser degree. [Title]

Output: No prognostication but I'm


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] From what I hear, Dymonte played a critical role in the recruitment of Ben Gedeon. [Title]

Output: From what I hear, Dymonte


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] I didn't hear about this last night. What a great way to wake up. There will definitely be some productivity loss at work today. [Title]

Output: Productivity loss


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] You are assuming that local schools didn't want him. Perhaps it was the other way around? Maybe his plan was to go to school someplace warm and he let MSU, Iowa and Wiscy know he wasn't in play. [Title]

Output: Its a mystery


Input: [Date] 3 years 15 weeks ago [Body] Unfortunately, Mathis may have some grade issues. I'm just passing along some info (not sure how solid) that I read on 24/7. http://michigan.247sports.com/Board/59424/RE-Mathis-8886671/1 The article is in the Michigan section but it appears to be from a USC fan. I remember last year we wouldn't take Aaron Burbridge because of questionable grades and I think Anthony Standifer was misssing a requirement so I know how strict our requirements are. I hope these reports are false, but they should be looked into before we pencil Mathis into our rotation. [Title]

Output: Please don't shoot the messenger.


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Yeah, we really do have a decent shot at finishing the class that way. And the other WR will be a stud too. We're in on so many good ones. [Title]

Output: Yeah, we really do have a


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] We have so much talent on the D-line that we are going to have to have line changes like in Hockey rather than individual substitutions. [Title]

Output: We have so much talent on the


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] Saban looked like their best QB. [Title]

Output: Saban looked like their best


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] If you didn't like the coaches decision to not redshirt Talbott, get ready to be very dissappointed over the next few years. I don't think Hoke & Staff can afford to RS many players. The pressure is on to win and win now. Perhaps in a few years when he's had four or more recruiting classes and plenty of depth he will have the luxury of RSing players? [Title]

Output: Its a matter of depth


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] And halfway expected a belated April fool's prank. [Title]

Output: Guilty.


Input: [Date] 3 years 16 weeks ago [Body] There were a few big name receivers I didn't see mentioned: Darell Daniels, Robert Foster, Marquez North and James Quick. Not that any were Michigan leans, I was just wondering if you've heard Michigan is being considered by any of these players? [Title]

Output: There were a few big name


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Is this one of those cases where a guy is "criminally underrated", as Aquaman loves to say? On paper, it looks like we already have two cornerbacks committed that are higher rated than Butler plus a killer safety. Seems like we would only be interested in elite DB's with so few spots left. [Title]

Output: 3* Devin Butler


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] That sucks bro. I enjoyed your updates. Hope you change your mind. [Title]

Output: That sucks bro. I enjoyed


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] I stand corrected by the man himself. Sorry, I thought you had some way of verifying which kids have offers and which ones didn't. [Title]

Output: I stand corrected by the man


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Magnus does a good job of keeping track of who has been offered: http://touchthebanner.blogspot.com/p/2013-offer-board.html JoJo has not. [Title]

Output: Magnus does a good job of


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Daniels is just one of many high quality receivers we are in hot pursuit of. You can check out interviews and updates about Daniels on Tremendous' site: http://thisismichiganfootball.blogspot.com/2012/03/darrell-daniels-update.html A few of the other receivers we are looking at: Eldridge Massington, Devon Allen, Marquez North, Sebastian LaRue, Marcell Ateman, Demorea Stringfellow and Uriah LeMay. Of course our #1 target is Laquon Treadwell. The only problem I see is that Treadwell is the only one from the Midwest so it may be challenging to get these guys to visit. [Title]

Output: Daniels is just one of many


Input: [Date] 3 years 17 weeks ago [Body] Apparently Sam Webb says the coaches are planning for this class to be 24 recruits. That means we have 8 spots left. I hope we finish with Ty Isaac, Henry Poggi, EJ Levenberry, Ben Gedeon, LaQuon Treadwell, Darell Daniels, Greg Webb and Su'a Cravens. [Title]

Output: Apparently Sam Webb says the


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Ouch. Too soon, too soon. [Title]

Output: Ouch. Too soon, too soon.


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I'm sure the coaches could care less about a recruits rankings which is how it should be. Rankings and stars are for fans. Otherwise what the hell are we gonna argue or complain about for the six months of the year our guys aren't playing football? [Title]

Output: I'm sure the coaches could


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Thats an understatement. I've heard some say Isaac would be considered a top 10 receiver if that were his position of choice. [Title]

Output: Isaac can play receiver too


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Warning to everyone..... This idiot trolls the 247 Wolverine boards too as "HOWARD STERN" making ridiculous predictions that never come true just like he's doing now. Some people just need attention. [Title]

Output: Troll Alert


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Sounds like we're going to be using a lot of 2 TE formations heading into the future. That means we need more on the roster. I also hear some people talking about sub-positions that I'm not as familiar with. I wish Ace or someone would come out and explain what is the difference between a U-back, Y-back and TE. [Title]

Output: Sub-positions


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] I don't think we've seen enough of him to tell if he can "carry the load" one day. He played a little last year (true freshman) so I think that is a good sign of his potential. Anyway, I think spring practices are going on right now so there may be info coming in the next few weeks about our running back situation. [Title]

Output: I don't think we've seen


Input: [Date] 3 years 18 weeks ago [Body] Yep, depends on who the RB and TE are. I'd take Isaac over any TE. I'd probably take Derrick Green over an extra TE too for that matter. I hear his visit went very well. As far as TE's go, there doesn't seem to be that many high quality guys left not committed or heavily leaning towards other schools, so lets use the scholly on a better player at another position of need please. [Title]

Output: Yep, depends on who the RB


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] The two guys I'd love to snag this weekend are Henry Poggi and Deveon Smith. [Title]

Output: The two guys I'd love to snag


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Seven is about the age I started going. Your son will love it! Makes me wish I was a kid again seeing the Big House through those eyes. [Title]

Output: Seven is about the age I


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] As long as we're having delusions of granduer, they might as well be really grand, eh? [Title]

Output: As long as we're having


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Haha. Ty Isaac is like a Rorschach test. Everyone sees something different in him. But hey, I'd love a Dickerson/Brown combo back. [Title]

Output: Haha. Ty Isaac is like a


Input: [Date] 3 years 19 weeks ago [Body] Who are the other redshirt juniors that might not get asked back for a fifth year? [Title]

Output: Who are the other redshirt


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] My impression is that we are recruiting Su'a as an Athlete. He can play Safety but may also line up at RB or WR. [Title]

Output: Athelete


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Michigan won a share of the B1G title already based on regular season play. What is at stake if a team wins the B1G tourney? [Title]

Output: Michigan won a share of the


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I was thinking the same thing. Every time I turn around someone is posting "Shane Morris said X" on twitter while talking to other players. In fact, I think Shane is really keeping after Ty Isaac by Twitter. Perhaps our recruiters should warn kids of the potential trouble they could get themselves in? Too bad Yuri Wright didn't have a little better guidance last year. [Title]

Output: Recruiting


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Dukes, Lewis and Dawson are all in Scout's top 300. Last year all of the recruits in the top 300 on Scout were ranked as 4-stars. So, I would expect all have a good chance at getting their 4th star by the end of the recruiting cycle. SIAP [Title]

Output: Dukes, Lewis & Dawson


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] Get an offer out to him right away too please. [Title]

Output: Jabrill Peppers


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] My first thought too. I just checked the Onion homepage and it's not from them. And April 1st is still weeks away so.......... [Title]

Output: My first thought too. I just


Input: [Date] 3 years 20 weeks ago [Body] I'd be suprised if I'm the first one to point out the resemblence with McLovin. [Title]

Output: It's Ace!


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] When I first heard his name I thought I heard Ben Gideon and immediately thought of the bible distributing evangelical group called the Gideons. [Title]

Output: Gideons


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I still can't believe we got Kugler and the rest of the o-line. All of these kids seem like high character individuals as well as good athletes. [Title]

Output: I still can't believe we got


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] By all accounts, he is a very talented lineman and could potentially play guard or center. Rivals and Espn rate him at 4-star while 247 and Scout give him 3 stars. We are think at O-line and have 4 guys graduating. Kozan would be a big help at a position of need. [Title]

Output: Exactly


Input: [Date] 3 years 21 weeks ago [Body] I'm worried that Isaac is distracted by too many other teams at this point. We can't go all the way down to the last days of next January waiting for a commitment from this guy. If Deveon Smith or another decent 4 star running back wants to come to Michigan I say we take them first and hope that Isaac will still come. But judging from this interview, he is by no means a lock for Michigan. [Title]

Output: I'm worried that Isaac is


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Kate Upton must be on hostess duty again this weekend. [Title]

Output: The only explanation.


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] I just noticed Dymonte Thomas moved up to #40 overall on 24/7 rankings. I believe he was #77 previously. Edit: LTT moved up too. Can't remember what he was but he's #89 overall now. [Title]

Output: Dymonte moved up too


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Agree totally. Even small and medium size companies are hiring social media directors all accross the country. [Title]

Output: Agree totally. Even small


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] SIAP but did it say anywhere what Treadwell's timeline is? I hope we don't have to wait till the Under Armor game again, sheesh. [Title]

Output: SIAP but did it say anywhere


Input: [Date] 3 years 22 weeks ago [Body] Totally agree and I'm afraid to go to bed because I might miss another 4 star or two committing before sunrise tomorrow. [Title]

Output: Totally agree and I'm afraid


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] 41 minutes ago on Twitter, Tremendous said that we might not be done for the day. So maybe we do get one more. At any rate, today has been amazing. [Title]

Output: 41 minutes ago on Twitter,


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] On twitter TomVH pointed out that this time last year we had ZERO commits and it took all the way untill May for us to land our seventh recruit. I'm sure the fact that Hoke had only been on the job for a month at this time last year had something to do with it, but damn we sure are off to a fast pace this year. I would also bet that six out of last years first seven commits weren't 4 star recruits. So we're off to an even faster and better start than last year. [Title]

Output: On twitter TomVH pointed out


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] I'm listening. I think Sam said sometime this hour it will be announced. And damn Bosch was an awesome surprise! [Title]

Output: I'm listening. I think Sam


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] That would be pretty amazing. Not too many recruits higher on our board than Pocic I bet. [Title]

Output: Ethan Pocic


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] That shit is real damn funny until it happens to you. [Title]

Output: Hilarious Gif


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Fwiw Scout has him as a mid 3 star rating (86/100) and he doesn't seem to be ranked by the other services. However, I think I'll trust Mattison and Hoke's evaluation methods. [Title]

Output: Fwiw Scout has him as a mid 3


Input: [Date] 3 years 23 weeks ago [Body] Awesome show. And the only reason I wouldn't love to see a real zombie apocalypse is because I'd miss Michigan football. /s [Title]

Output: Awesome show. And the only


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Body] There are a bunch of big names visiting this weekend. Some posters on the 247Wolverine message board are speculating that we might get a commit or two this weekend. Specifically from Chris Fox (high 4 star o-line) and Jaron Dukes (not ranked but probably low 4 star wr). [Title]

Output: There are a bunch of big


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Body] Sounds like we'll have plenty to complain about regarding Urban Meyer and his methods but I don't think this is one of those cases. I seem to recall at least two instances last year where Jamal Berry was either in a fight or just plain attacked another student on the quad. The articles posted here about the incidents seemed to indicate Berry had either a drug problem or perhaps mental health issues. Anyway I hope the kid gets well and gets to play football again one day. [Title]

Output: Sounds like we'll have plenty


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Body] I've been hearing a lot about him lately. Some of the people talking about him seem to feel that even though he is as of yet unrated, he is nearly as good as Ty Isaac. I've even heard a few say he might be better (but those are in the minority). I think 24/7 is the site I've heard him talked about most on. [Title]

Output: Deveon Smith


Input: [Date] 3 years 24 weeks ago [Body] I'm suprised he wasn't considered a top 100 prospect. [Title]

Output: Deveon Smith


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Pee Wee reminds me a little of Warren Sapp. Can't wait to see him walk-the-walk next year. [Title]

Output: Warren Sapp


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] I love your optimism. [Title]

Output: I love your optimism.


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Post a link so we can at least see what you are talking about. [Title]

Output: Post a link so we can at


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Not cool man. [Title]

Output: Lol, what a jerk.


Input: [Date] 3 years 25 weeks ago [Body] Wow, this really really sucks! [Title]

Output: Wow, this really really


Input: [Date] 3 years 26 weeks ago [Body] Thanks for posting that. Scout does a great job of breaking down recruiting rankings by school, conference and even by position. Its also helpful that they assign a point value to each player. Michigan already has the number #1 offensive line class and we still may add blue chips - Garnett and Diamond. Maybe Kozan too (low chance at this point)? Our defensive line is rated #5. Linebackers #3. DB's #10 with blue chip Reeves still a strong possibility. There are a few things about their rankings that bothered me. One area that surprised me was the TE/WR category. According to Scout Funchess, Williams and Darboh are all 4 star rated and Chesson is a high 3 star. I'm not sure why we didn't make the top 10? Seems like a mistake on their part. The other thing that bothered me was our conference ranking. As a whole the B1G is ranked #5. We're slightly ahead of the Big East and just behind the ACC in recruiting as a conference. I suppose it could be because Penn State is having a down year but I also think schools like Michigan State and Wisconsin are doing a poor job of capitalizing on their on-field success. Seriously little bro, 11 wins and you should be able to grab half dozen 4 star players at least? [Title]

Output: Thanks for posting that.


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I don't think the board is being hypocritical. Yes its true we do seek information and access as fans but people don't like Ace Williams in particular because of things he's done in the past (unverified rumors, phony predictions, taking credit for insider info on paywalled sites, etc...). In this case, no one was mad at Ace Williams per se, they were just mad that this proven scumbag may have been the one to break the news about Yuri Wright. The AW hatred was there long before this story, thats why I say there is no hypocrisy. [Title]

Output: I don't think the board is


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Teabagging is a sex crime? I love how the police claim they're taking this very seriously. Yeah right. I'm sure they're laughing their asses off too. [Title]

Output: Teabagging is a sex crime? I


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Great. I hope its on par with what the basketball players have in the new PDC. State of the art training facilities are a must if we want to recruit against the top football programs. [Title]

Output: Great. I hope its on par


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] If we were going to take 2 wr before Stonum was dismissed, it seems logical that now we would be looking to take 3. [Title]

Output: If we were going to take 2 wr


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] I hope not. We're almost as thin at TE as we are at WR. [Title]

Output: I hope not. We're almost as


Input: [Date] 3 years 27 weeks ago [Body] Totally agree. Thats why I felt the OSU punishment was a slap in the face to schools who don't cheat. [Title]

Output: Totally agree. Thats why I


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] I didn't see a rating for him on Scout or Rivals but 24/7 only has him as a 3-star (88 rating) which is actually slightly lower than Jehu Chesson (89 rating) got from them this year. Although his offer sheet seems to be of a much higher rated recruit. [Title]

Output: I didn't see a rating for him


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] I think he's visiting Jan 13th. (btw I think Garnett is visiting that weekend too) [Title]

Output: I think he's visiting Jan


Input: [Date] 3 years 29 weeks ago [Body] If anyone finds that deal again, please post it. Thanks. [Title]

Output: If anyone finds that deal


Input: [Date] 3 years 30 weeks ago [Body] I bet you had some epic battles in your day. [Title]

Output: I bet you had some epic


Input: [Date] 3 years 31 weeks ago [Body] Its not beyond the realm of possibility that we get both Reeves and Wright. We were interested in Wright long before Anthony Standifer decommitted so I assume the plan all along was to take 3 corner backs. [Title]

Output: Its not beyond the realm of


Input: [Date] 3 years 31 weeks ago [Body] Good pickup. I like that Morris is going to have a high quality corps of receivers the minute he joins the team in 2013.. [Title]

Output: Good pickup. I like that


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I would rather have Pharaoh Brown as one of our TE's than either Skip Holtz or Sam Grant. I hope the coaches can find a way to get him back on board. [Title]

Output: I would rather have Pharaoh


Input: [Date] 3 years 32 weeks ago [Body] I'd love to see David Molk go to the Lions. [Title]

Output: Molk to Lions


Input: [Date] 10 hours 31 min ago [Body] I have it on good authority that it was not you who were late for anything. It was instead a Mr. W. Rabbit. [Title]

Output: I have it on good authority


Input: [Date] 1 day 16 hours ago [Body] You're saying the NFL was offered a spreadsheet conveniently put together by Brady's agents, on which they'd have to take the agents' word it was complete and accurate, and in order to find out what was on Brady's cell phone, they could instead track down multiple other cell phones and check off items on the spreadsheet? And that's a perfectly reasonable alternative to just spending 10 minutes scrolling through Brady's phone? Sorry, defending that approach is a stretch beyond stretches. All this fuck-Goodell outrage pretty much ignores the fact that Brady basically just broke into the Watergate hotel. [Title]

Output: You're saying the NFL was


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Body] I hate your idea of suing because I don't want to sit here for three years watching some godawful lawsuit wend its way through the courts while ESPN breathlessly reports on every stupid motion and argument and filing in existence. I just upvoted for the Few Good Men reference. [Title]

Output: I hate your idea of suing


Input: [Date] 2 days 8 hours ago [Body] Yes, they can, but from the phone company, which would probably never give them up short of anything but a legal subpoena. To the NFL, they're as unrecoverable as if I called up AT&T and said, hey, give me so-and-so's stored-up text messages. [Title]

Output: Yes, they can, but from the


Input: [Date] 2 days 12 hours ago [Body] Today in Awkwardly Worded Headlines: it's good to know Tuskegee has finally gotten out from the oppressive shadow that is Dennis Norfleet. [Title]

Output: Today in Awkwardly Worded


Input: [Date] 3 days 11 hours ago [Body] Nay to Vanderbilt. Doesn't pass the saltwater test. Close but no cigar, they're closer to Mobile Bay than to Lake Michigan. If you're closer to salt water than to a Great Lake, no Big Ten for you. That rule if actually enacted would've saved the Big Ten a lot of trouble. [Title]

Output: Nay to Vanderbilt. Doesn't


Input: [Date] 4 days 32 min ago [Body] Where have you been the last 60 or 70 years? [Title]

Output: Where have you been the last


Input: [Date] 6 days 9 hours ago [Body] How did we get this far into the discussion and not mention the impact of Dave Brandon Junior on this whole thing? Sounds to me like Saban to Texas could've been done quite easily until Patterson pissed off his agent. [Title]

Output: How did we get this far into


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] My all-time favorite band, playing one of their very best songs: [Title]

Output: My all-time favorite band,


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] And in most cases that's a good thing. Here, maybe not, I just really like the very chill vibe of the studio version, but Billy Preston is killing it anyway and the whole band is as '70s as '70s can be, so hey. [Title]

Output: And in most cases that's a


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] TMNT while it was on, then Animaniacs. Definitely some Animaniacs. [Title]

Output: TMNT while it was on, then


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I like the non-live version of this song better than live, it's a bit more laid-back, but the OP said live, so I'll be obliging. [Title]

Output: I like the non-live version


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] I like this game. It's a great deal more memorable than pretty much any other game that year. Hell of a lot more interesting than your basic run of the mill 24-10 win. [Title]

Output: I like this game. It's a


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] There's an xkcd for that: http://www.xkcd.com/1235/ [Title]

Output: There's an xkcd for


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] If you like the Garcia page, also read up on Operation Mincemeat. In general the whole story of intelligence during WWII is fascinating. The Brits absolutely ran circles around the Germans throughout the whole war. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mincemeat [Title]

Output: If you like the Garcia page,


Input: [Date] 1 week 6 days ago [Body] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions Read and learn, everyone. [Title]


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 53 min ago [Body] Fking grammar Nazis. [Title]

Output: Fking grammar Nazis.


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 12 hours ago [Body] Amazon's a retail company like any other retail company. Which means they hype up sales to try and generate, you know, sales. Probably 100 years ago Sears or Montgomery Ward or Hudson's would have these big posters up advertising a sale and people would walk out going, "I say, old bean, that was a dilly of a letdown." Why anyone expects Amazon to be magically different because it's an Internet company and start selling $50 TVs is beyond me. [Title]

Output: Amazon's a retail company


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The change from calling it Big Jim's is a really recent development, so I don't know all that much about it. [Title]

Output: The change from calling it


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Nobody from UVA ever said UVA had the "largest mall in the country." Just the only one that's a World Heritage Site. [Title]

Output: Nobody from UVA ever said UVA


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] The interesting thing to me about the Craig Ross blurb is this: Ross said he wished Franklin and Leach threw the ball more (and better) - which is basically RR's offense. Thus the highly ironic and idiotic nature of whatever boogeymen were out there during the RR era, pining for the good old days. Ever since Bo left, the offense we've run that bears the absolute least resemblance to Bo's offense..... is Lloyd Carr's! Lloyd's model was to find a bazooka statue and have him either give to the RB or shoot off rockets. I figure this is partly because Harbaugh showed what could be done with a QB with passing skills, and that combined with that being the direction the world was moving anyway, convinced Bo's successors to go find strong-armed QBs. Thus, Grbac, Navarre, Henne, etc. Bo's offense would've had little use for John Navarre; RR would never have recruited him. [Title]

Output: The interesting thing to me


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I gotta admit....Pluto is a cool-looking ball of rock. I did kinda think maybe it could be re-planetized. But putting Pluto back in the planet category is kind of like adding Rutgers to the Big Ten. Sure, Scarlet Knights is a cool nickname, and Rutgers was great back in the day....way back in the day. But they don't bring anything and they mess up the symmetry and if you think Rutgers is worthy of being in the Big Ten then why not dozens of other programs? Besides, neat as Pluto looks, there are some moons in this solar system that look way cooler. If that's the only criterion I propose Callisto as a planet. It hasn't managed to get rid of Jupiter from its orbit around the sun, but I don't know how you could turn down a giant floating disco ball. [Title]

Output: I gotta admit....Pluto is a


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Grounds grounds grounds grounds grounds. It's not a campus. Or, it's a campus that's called grounds. [Title]

Output: Grounds grounds grounds


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 1 day ago [Body] May I humbly suggest you take an hour or two and walk around the UVA grounds. It really is worth the experience. I don't think they'd be doing tours in the summer, but you never know. Also, Monticello isn't the only presidential mansion in the area; someone mentioned Montpelier which is maybe 30 minutes away, and Ash Lawn-Highland is the house of James Monroe and right next door to Monticello. Actually there are two former houses belonging to Monroe in the area; one is smack in the middle of the UVA grounds. [Title]

Output: May I humbly suggest you take


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I'm not letting Brandon off the hook for hiring a coach that required an expensive firing. He made the choice and he signed the contracts. [Title]

Output: I'm not letting Brandon off


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] And yet Dave Brandon left behind a deficit. [Title]

Output: And yet Dave Brandon left


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Yep....Martin is actually one of the hardy souls racing the Supermac, a once-a-decade-or-so race from Chicago to Port Huron (or vice versa, depending.) Over 500 miles, and then Stripes will turn around and do the regular Port Huron race. [Title]

Output: Yep....Martin is actually one


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] If everything comes to fruition - never a safe assumption but things do seem to be rolling - the whole thing will work out brilliantly, I think. That's a huge empty space separating Midtown and downtown. The project as designed would be a huge, huge link, not to mention bringing very badly needed residential development to an area absolutely screaming for it. I don't know about the JLA site development, it sounded like a lot of wishful thinking, but it'd be great if they actually did build a 30-story skyscraper there, especially if that too was part residential. [Title]

Output: If everything comes to


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Let's be clear: The new Wings arena isn't being financed with public money in the same sense these other stadiums generally are. I outlined this in another thread, but the "public portion" of the Wings arena is Downtown Development Authority money. DDA money is required by state law to be spent on economic development downtown. The DDA is financed by property taxes - but only that portion of property tax above the property's assessment prior to inclusion in the DDA. In other words, a parcel's taxable value before inclusion was X, when it was included it became X+Y, and Y is taken by the DDA to support downtown economic development - which again, by state law, is the only allowable purpose. X continues to go to the city for police and streetlights and whatever. This is why the DDA is called quasi-public. It's basically a homeowner's association for downtown businesses. And the DDA, by the way, will own the arena. This is a far cry different from the usual public funding mechanisms. The DDA exists precisely to fund things like this. And Oliver is not being honest by not noting the difference. [Title]

Output: Let's be clear: The new Wings


Input: [Date] 2 weeks 5 days ago [Body] Frankly, in the case of this project, people who hate public funding of stadiums should be cheering the new Wings arena up and down the block. The bonds issued to pay for this thing are being paid back by the Ilitches and the DDA - NOT "Detroit taxpayers" which seems to be what fronts all the headlines. The Downtown Development Authority is more akin to a homeowners' association than anything, except its members are downtown businesses, and it's them who will pick up half the tab. It is most emphatically not being paid for by city residents. The DDA is funded by property taxes paid by downtown businesses, but only that portion of property tax above and beyond the value that the property would be assessed at if it wasn't in the DDA. And since state law requires that money go to economic development in the area, the arena is a more than logical use of the funds. Oh, and the DDA will own the arena, not the Ilitches. [Title]

Output: Frankly, in the case of this


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Body] I just threw it away 2 weeks ago or I would post a pic. The Official 1998 Rose Bowl T shirt was the ugliest piece of clothing I have ever bought. I was 21 and drunk and at the Rose Bowl and I actually purchased the POS. It had the split block M and lots of overly colorful cluttered BS. It even had what looked like the Official Rose Bowl Logo sewn onto it. That after a game that great I chose to not wear that ugly ass shirt once in all these years speaks volumes as to how ugly it really was. Although I definitely had an emotional attachment to that shirt that I kept it for this long. I think that just talking about it with a group of people who would understand is very therapeutic. Thanks. [Title]

Output: 1998 Rose Bowl T shirt


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 2 days ago [Body] With a voice like that, how can anyone possibly suspend him? [Title]

Output: Free Brady


Input: [Date] 11 weeks 3 days ago [Body] I have two smokers. Both are the cheap side fire box ones from Lowes but they do a very nice job. I cut trees out of fence rows for local farmers to get the wood I need and want. Then haul it and split it by hand. I have a shed to store the wood while it dries. My favorite is brisket, but I also do the thanksgiving turkey on a smoker. Ribs, chicken, sausage, mac&cheez and almost anything else goes on the smoker when I fire it up. [Title]

Output: I second the cooking


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 3 days ago [Body] if I was tall enough and athletic enough to be a high level center. [Title]

Output: I would volunteer for your study


Input: [Date] 12 weeks 3 days ago [Body] It still hasn't come. Will keep checking and emailing Ace every hour until I have my HTTV. [Title]

Output: Already checked my mailbox twice.


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 9 hours ago [Body] I don't think he is doing much right now. It really doesn't matter though as the SEC sucks at bball except for those door lickers in KY. [Title]

Output: Bruce Pearl to the rescue


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] The guy was athletic as all get out but just never put it together while at UM. I really think that his coaches struggled to utilize him properly and teach him how to play. Hope he has a long and successful career in the NFL. [Title]

Output: Poor damn Stevie Brown


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] What would RDT think about the UM camps? [Title]

Output: WWRDTT


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 16 hours ago [Body] Maybe we would be salty or maybe we wouldn't. We will probably never really know how we would feel about it as their conference prohibits them from coming up here. Ha ha! [Title]

Output: Maybe we would be salty


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I don't have any evidence to contradict what you are saying about open receivers and certainly agree that he will likely fail if taken by the Browns or another crappy team. He is, in my opinion, the best QB in this draft if you account for on the field and off the field performance. [Title]

Output: Mariotta


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] I highly recommend reading Chris Brown's piece on Grantland about the top four QBs in the draft. In the article Brown praises Mariotta's ability to find receivers late in the progression and claims that Oregon was running 15-30 pro-style plays per game. The article can be found at https://grantland.com/features/2015-nfl-draft-quarterback-evaluation-for... [Title]

Output: Not really hyper spread


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Double post. My bad. [Title]

Output: Winston's future team


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 1 day ago [Body] Personally, I would be very interested to see New England take Winston. I don't think he will be around by the time they pick but that would seem to be the organization that could reign him in. Also, I think they still have Mallet behind Brady as their QB of the future. [Title]

Output: Winston's future team


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The Liberty Mutual commercial where the girl talks about her car named Brad is terrible and it seems like it is on during every commercial break that I catch. For local commercials, there is a car dealership outside of Dayton, Oh called Jeff Schmitt. The owner is in all of his commercials. He makes me want to stuff him in the trunk of one of his crappy used cars and drive it into the river. [Title]

Output: Liberty Mutual


Input: [Date] 13 weeks 2 days ago [Body] The same drug has an annoying commercial with a fungusy toe playing tennis. John McEnroe is the announcer. The commercial is so bad that I hope Mac gets toe fungus for participating in such BS. [Title]

Output: There's a tennis one too


Input: [Date] 22 weeks 3 days ago [Body] Tapeworms will definitely do this to him. Has to be tapeworms. Saw it on "monsters inside me". [Title]

Output: Tapeworms?


Input: [Date] 46 weeks 6 days ago [Body] I grew up Catholic and attended Catholic schools. My uncle was a big time high school QB and was supposed to play for ND except for some senior year misfortunes. Almost everyone I knew as a kid were ND fans despite the fact I grew up and still live in central Ohio. The ND game is the biggest game of the year for me. I don't have to deal with Sparties like those of you in Mich. OSU fans are easy for me to ignore and/or outwit. I love my family but they are impossible to be around when the domers win this game. They probably feel the same about my dad and I when UM wins this game. The ND game is my chance to get bragging rights over the people that I loathe and love the most. I will truly miss this game. [Title]

Output: This is the biggest rivalry for me


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] my first double post. Is there a way to delete these? [Title]

Output: No problem with this


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 8 hours ago [Body] Muschamp seems like a decent enough coach and his hatred of Urbs makes himevenbetter. The players have served their time. What will be really fishy is if ND has their suspended players back on Saturday. [Title]

Output: No problem with this


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Hoke said that Kalis' back is fine. He looked great against App State. I have also heard that one of the coaches proclaimed that Mags is our best LT and that he is playing LG because he is needed there more. I agree with your projection. I would like to see Mags, Glasgow, Miller, Kalis, and Braden. [Title]

Output: Kalis' back should be ok


Input: [Date] 47 weeks 2 days ago [Body] Brian and Ace have discussed their attendance at a Funk presentation on online coaching. They have reported Funk's extensive knowledge of the intricacies of zone blocking. It may be that he finally has a offensive coordinator that he runs a scheme that he is well suited for coaching. It may be that he has interior players that are a year older. It can't hurt that the offense also made sense for the first time in a few years. I vote we give him the benefit of the doubt until we have seen a few more games this year. [Title]

Output: Funk is probably not a bad coach


Input: [Date] 1 year 4 weeks ago [Body] Prince Fielder = Fluffy Muscle Ryan Braun = Surprise Face Raphael Nadal = OCD (due to the weird ritual he has to do before every point) [Title]

Output: Just a couple of my favs


Input: [Date] 1 year 37 weeks ago [Body] I heard the doctor has him scheduled for a backeotomy. [Title]

Output: True story


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Unfortunately. Their band did play Blues Brothers. The OSU student section looked shell shocked throughout the game. As I have said before, only about 10% of their fans seem to have any idea what they are watching out there. Calls for hand pass stoppages on UM when in the defensive zone, looks of bewilderment on icing calls, and overall apathy rule the day at TUOS hockey games. [Title]

Output: Our band was not there


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] There was three times more piped in music at this game than band. As much as I hate the ohio golden bearcats, they do have a good band. Would have much rather heard them than "Who Let the Dogs Out" three freaking times. Even my daughter, who likes that type of music started to complain about the music. Special K would have been proud. [Title]

Output: The piped in music was too much at this game


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] We were a bunch of Wal-Mart Wolverines. What a game, though. As has been said many times, here and else where. The second half seems to be tremendously much better than the first half. This game could be the start of something big for this team. [Title]

Output: Nope


Input: [Date] 3 years 28 weeks ago [Body] Never ceases to amaze me when I come here how little akron state fans know about hockey. Good contingent of us here tonight though. Btw, no damn hot water for handwashing anywhere in this dump. [Title]

Output: third row back from the bench


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Drunken partying [Title]

Output: what's left you ask


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] More tp material is on the way. He just left osu, he didn't die. He will keep making us laugh for years to come [Title]

Output: don't worry


Input: [Date] 4 years 7 weeks ago [Body] Hahahahahaha. Jager shots all around. That is all. [Title]

Output: hahahahahahaha


Input: [Date] 14 weeks 5 days ago [Title] "Friend" of mine was super [Body]

Output: "Friend" of mine was super drunk. Sometime durring the first quarter he decided he needed to take a piss, so he decided to piss all over the bench in front of him and incidentally the legs of the people standing in front of us. Student section.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] That's all understood. Though [Body]

Output: That's all understood. Though i tend to be a bit more realistic about the expectation is for the position stuff. I expect the backup (smith in this case most likely) to be servicable in case of season injury. But again, fall is a long way away.


Input: [Date] 15 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I'm reserving all judgement [Body]

Output: I'm reserving all judgement till the fall. But I also expect Issac to be the #1 RB. Hard to get too worried about the run game when one of the players is out with injury.


Input: [Date] 16 weeks 3 days ago [Title] I am horrified untill proven [Body]

Output: I am horrified untill proven otherwise in the fall. It also stung to hear the announcers calling out seniors that I was expected to be sophmore/Juniors.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] 1.) UA 2.) Nike 3.) [Body]

Output: 1.) UA 2.) Nike 3.) Adidas Would be happy with either 1 or 2.


Input: [Date] 17 weeks 1 day ago [Title] Doesnt change my [Body]

Output: Doesnt change my expectations. I think the teams overall progress under the new staff will have a much larger impact than one player.


Input: [Date] 24 weeks 9 hours ago [Title] It's identical to this board [Body]

Output: It's identical to this board without the boxes around the text, no subject lines, and the ability to collapse replys. I can comiserate with the twitter confusion though.


Input: [Date] 28 weeks 2 days ago [Title] Grats on hitting 100 points. [Body]

Output: Grats on hitting 100 points. use them wisely.


Input: [Date] 29 weeks 11 hours ago [Title] Love the video. Really like [Body]

Output: Love the video. Really like this hire. Going to be a long off season.