input: [What they say] At Google we recognize that privacy is important. This document outlines the types of personal information we receive and collect when you use Google’s services, as well as some of the steps we take to safeguard information. We hope this will help you make an informed decision about sharing personal information with us. [What they really mean] 
output: We know you want to keep your dirty secrets secret. Here you’ll find out which of those secrets we already got in case you’ve been to one of our sites, and you’ll also understand why our system security guy is divorced twice already (he works weekends).