input: [What they say] Personal information and other data we collect Google collects personal information when you register for a Google service or otherwise voluntarily provide such information. We may combine personal information collected from you with information from other Google services or third parties to provide a better user experience, including customizing content for you. [What they really mean] 
output: Your secrets, well, the ones we already got When you want to use one of our sites, I mean really use them, we put up those little boxes where you type your name and stuff. Whatever you type in any of those sites goes to our great big machine somewhere in the basement, and from there, all of our employees can pretty much sniff around in it and do fun stuff with it, like read it out loud on office parties.