input: [What they say] Google uses cookies and other technologies to enhance your online experience and to learn about how you use Google services in order to improve the quality of our services. [What they really mean] 
output: Whenever you visit one of our sites, we drop a lil’ something on your PC so that your PC greets us with a warm “Welcome” next time you come around. This lil’ something helps us to know just who you are, so we don’t mix your dirty little secrets with the dirty little secrets of someone else. Customer’s king and all.