input: [What they say] More information For information about specific Google services, please check the relevant privacy notice in the navigation bar to the left. Google is a member of the EU/US Safe Harbor Program. [What they really mean] 
output: Our lawyers didn’t think you’d make it here In case you’re still smoking the paranoia pipe, get a life and click somewhere to leave, or else we stop being all nice n’ cuddly and start throwing heavy official sounding words at you.