Why isn't there a 6 star option?
Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2016 | Rating: 5/5 | Best Sellers in Pet Supplies
cat litterits dusty  dusty and gray  also granular  decidedly less so upon being used it forms a foul smelling hillock that waits for the lowmanonthetotempole of the household to reluctantly scoop it  it smells ofcat litter what else does cat litter smell like  i dunno  its the medium in which we expect our pet cats to expel their wastethats itthats about as much brain real estate each of us has devoted to the rousing topic of cat litter and deservedly so  cat litter is one of those things that is so inconsequential in our lives so banal of a product that any amount of conversational effort devoted to it is too much  that is when it worksand yethere i am reviewing it on amazonin addition to having a decent boring enough of a life that i can devote time to reviewing cat litter on amazon i have two cats  one is a white flamepoint ragdoll cat that is the reincarnation of steve mcqueen thatll befriend a rottweiler within minutes of meeting tucker and the other is a painfully shy siamese that closely resembles a raccoon that swallowed a medicine ball  we call her the basement troll for her penchant for cool dark spaces and cardboard boxes  formally however she is known as baileywhile bailey is extremely sweet shes very nervous and scares extremely easily  she hides in the basement whenever anyone comes to the house and hates being carried  while tucker is as cool as billy dee williams and makes the dos equis guy look like don knotts bailey is more sensitive than an open cavity  as a result shes suffered from chronic bladder infections for yearswhile both of these cats are polar opposites of each other both had one thing in common  they both had a penchant for leaving tootsie rolls just outside of their litterbox  in addition because bailey suffered from routine bladder infections we were starting to see rustcolored spots in notsoinconspicous places around the house essentially every carpeted corner in the house  while i certainly dont condone the tendency for families to throw their hands up in the air in exasperation and send their pet cat straight to the kennel when this happens i can understand how it happensif only there was some sort of miracle product that keeps such tragedies from happeningyes precious cat ultra premium clumping cat litter is that product  how incredible is this stuff you ask  ill tell you its so damned good that here i am semisupine in my cozy bed on the last tuesday before christmas and instead of figuring out how im going to get every last gift that im obligated to buy im reviewing this cat litter  thats how fing great this stuff is  its simply sublime  transcendent even  in a world where every product is so overhyped brightly packaged and intrusively advertised on every screen in your house and yet is woefully and ultimately ineffectual heres a product thats the equivalent of a circa 1974 george foreman right cross packaged in a manila envelopebefore i continue i would just like to say that this isnt one of those inane dipsht ironic reviews that selfentertained hipsters write in the hopes that they get recognized by buzzfeed  im as sincere as i can be  this is the alpha and omega of cat litterwith that out of the way the first thing that comes to mind about this litter is that it saved our carpets piles of dirty laundry and sanity from baileys sketchy bladder  cynical as i am i was fully expecting the worst for bailey  her bladder infections were a more consistent recidivist than tyron biggums and there was no end in sight  like seemingly all pet ailments i was fully expecting baileys treatment to be outrageously expensivethankfully were blessed with a vet that had long since paid off her exorbitant student loans and rather than recommend more tests ie  she recommended precious cat litter  always in favor of the cheapest easiest and simplest answer i happily ordered it from amazon  i replaced all the litter in the house tidy cat with the precious cat stuff and was ill prepared with how fast i saw results  literally minutes later there were fresh clumps in one of the litter boxes  both cats took to this stuff like a fish to water  no longer do we find surprises propped up against the litter box when it comes time to clean them out and thats pretty damned niceso i give this stuff an easy 5 stars right off the bat due to its ability to coax bailey to start using the litter box again and thereby curing her bladder infections for good  that alone makes this a 5 star product  it fully exceeded my expectations  what really makes this stuff special is the comorbidity of the following1 cost  this litter is significantly cheaper than the major brands you see in large jugs at just about every supermarket in the country  for the longest time i couldnt understand why cat litter was so expensive  i mean its not like clay and proprietary scent crystals are rare earth metals  precious cat litter brings sanity back to cat litter pricing  its also pretty sweet that a 40lb bag of this stuff ships with free 2 day shipping with an amazon prime subscription  thus the value proposition is off the charts with this litter2 scent  there is noneno im not just talking about the actual scent of the litter  im talking about after its been used  bullsht you say  i cant blame you  every friggin litter ive ever used that advertised such a claim has failed miserably  cat urine is so putrid and so powerful that it causes many landlords to refuse cats to be present on their premises  i wish i had known about this product years ago because it effectively renders this objection null and void  the way this stuff absolutely smothers cat urine smells is positively gamechanging  we have four cat litter boxes in our house  one is in the upstairs laundry room right at the top of the stairs  normal cat litters would assault the olfactory senses of any poor soul unfortunate enough to walk upstairs in our house  not so with this litterits ability to completely void the stench of cat urine is truly otherworldly maybe even a little bit spooky  absolutely nothing should work this well at canceling out one of the worst smells known to the human race  thus i have no other choice than to conclude that simple logic dictates that beelzebub himself must be involved somewhere in the supply chain of this product  theres no way humans alone have unlocked the superpower of neutering cat urine funk  however this raises a philosophical question unto itself  how bad could the devil really be if hesheit is involved with such a flawless product  eh  think about itso precious cat litter is not only super good at eliminating cat urine stench but it also forces consumers to deeply ponder some of lifes most mysterious philosophical questions  tidy cat dont do that jus sayin3 clumping performance  to me next to the pukeinducing smell of cat urine scooping soggy piles of cat mess is the absolute worst part of changing the litter box  with the mainstream brands ive noticed theres about a 5050 chance that the litter will clump  when it does things are aokay  when it doesnt you might as well don a painters mask and goggles to deal with the resulting acrid fumes  once again precious cat punches far above its weight here  this stuff clumps so consistently and so tightly that detroit should consider using this stuff to fill potholes  cleaning the litter box with precious cat is a much faster much easier and much less painful experience than everso i conclude my review  is precious cat a fantastic cat litter  indeed  however its something better than that  its a product that transcends its meager goals which is to merely be a substance that cats crap into  for one its absolutely unmatched in its ability to do what no other cat litter can do namely leave no trace that a cat resides in your house a silent warrior if you will  yes i said it  its essentially the navy seals of cat litter  its also cheaper than its inept competitors  perhaps most importantly it can be the difference between a cat being happy and comfortable in a loving home and a cat finding itself in a shelter  lastly its so outstanding that after witnessing its perfection youll be highly motivated to write paragraphs about it on amazoncat litterits precious cat or nothing