Ah, OK. Did you hear about all the clown sightings in 2016? They were being reported in almost every state in the US!
It's no wonder after the crazy clown sightings of 2016! By mid-October, evil clown sightings and attacks were reported in nearly every single US state!
Hi, I work as a clown at a local circus. Oh, that's neat! So you do a lot of slapstick-style comedy, then? Yeah, the kids like it. I guess the style is designed for large audiences, is that the case for you? Yes, I usually gather about 300 people for my shows. When they leave, they cry because they wasted their money! So, do you go with the Auguste style, with the crazy costume, colorful wigs and clothing, and exaggerated footwear? Mostly a red clown, with a red nose and colorful hair. Sometimes, kids get scared of me!
By mid-October 2016, clown sightings and attacks had been reported in nearly all U.S. states, 9 out of 13 provinces and territories of Canada, and 18 other countries.