Dumber and dumber

Rating: 1/10 (1 November 2009)

Well we all like a bit of a schlock horror comedy to relieve the boredom and stress and not take life too seriously but this??? What happened to the script? The writer must've walked out near the beginning and left the actors and crew to sort of make it up as they go along. What we get is a bunch of bored actors just ad libbing as they drive around the U.S. feigning some bon homie between themselves. There's no tension or excitement but lots of clichés. Road movies are usually great for a music score but where's the soundtrack? There isn't one memorable tune. There are no jokes. Well, there was at the beginning when our nerdy hero says he was always a loner because everyone seemed like a zombie to him before they..............became real zombies. That kinda perked my interest. But even that got jerked off when the final moral of the story becomes: you're a zombie if you don't have friends. Duh! Make your mind up. Jeeeez!! Maybe all the conspiracy theorists are right and this is all part of an elaborate plan by the Pentagon to dumb down America before the final takeover.