An Absolute Complete Piece of Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2010)

I like zombie movies and this is definitely the worst zombie I have ever seen in my life. I am writing in hopes that I will actually save someone 88 minutes of their life. The utter ridiculous actions of the characters and the continuity errors in this film are too plentiful to list, but I'll try to list a few so you can get an idea: **Spoilers** 1) driving cross country in a Hummer without filling up for gas or eating even once 2) finding bags of automatic weapons randomly in cars 3) walking into towns not even paying attention or looking for zombies and there aren't any to be found anyways 4) riding on amusement park rides without being able to shut them off 5) leaving in the morning and arriving at night while driving to amusement park that is just miles away. 6) thinking a girl has been bitten by a zombie without seeing a bite mark or a zombie bite her 7) hanging onto a flying cart with one hand while firing automatic weapons accurately with the other hand 8) dressing up like a zombie and trying to scare random people that you don't know who are caring automatic weapons 9) having electricity, but not any water 10) being stupid enough to turn on all the lights in an amusement park and riding the rides alone knowing it will attract hundreds of zombies
The list just goes on and on. The jokes aren't funny. The dialog isn't catchy. The characters aren't interesting and absolutely no humans die. What's worse..the zombies aren't even in half the movie. This is just an flat-out disgrace to everyone involved...people who enjoy must have absolutely no standards whatsoever for film-making.