DUmb and uninformed reviewers, it's time to "nut up or shut up"

Rating: 7/10 (10 November 2009)

Now first off I'm going to address a certain subject. To J. Ryan: First off, 28 Days Later is NOT a zombie movie. It's a BIOHAZARD movie. The biohazard was called "The Rage", which caused people to turn into zombies. Come into contact with blood from the infected and you become one. Notice how nobody died when infected in either movie? Because THE VIRUS KILLS THEM. They are still living when turned into zombies, but when they're fully zombies they are dead and The Rage takes over them.
Today I went to go see Zombieland, and I must say I really enjoyed it. With a talented cast like Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg, this film uses less and ends up with more- something I wish most comedies did nowadays. We've had brainless, unfunny flicks like those countless Date Epic Disaster Spartan Teen Movies from Failburg and Seltzerwater, I Love You Beth Cooper, and several more. But three movies- Observe and Report (Dark, Depressing, Violent, but Hilarious), THe Hangover (Good old drunken comedy), and now this.
A virus has infected the United States of America, leaving but 6 people alive. Columbus Ohio, played brilliantly by Jesse Eisenberg, is but one of them, and considers the only reason he survived is because he followed his own rules. One day he meets Tallahassee, played by Woody Harrelson. He's a tough guy who has an addiction to twinkies and only one rule when it comes to Zombie fighting- "Nut up or shut up". ALong the way they meet Little Rock and Witchita, two sisters who are con girls. After an incident, they meet up again, only to have them gyp them again. As they make their way across the country, they do one thing and one thing only- fight zombies.
This is an amazingly hilarious movie, I kid you not. It has a ton of WTF moments and LOL moments, and even a hilarious cameo from *SPOILER ALERT* Bill Murray *END SPOILER*. Yes the cameo lives up to the hype- it's the surprise cameo of the year! Eisenberg is already a better actor than Cera, no doubt about it. Abigail Breslin sure has grown up, as she is not only hilarious but an amazing actress too- she really shines.
My only complaint is that I did not get some of the jokes- like the vacuum joke. I get it, it was a Ghostbusters riff, but I still didn't get it. Other than that this movie is damn hilarious, and definitely a must see this year.