Ugh! I absolutely HATED this!

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2020)

Having seen a few enjoyable horror comedies lately I decided to watch 'Zombieland'. Call me Hollywood-phobic, but this was one of the least enjoyable zombie films (and films in general) I've seen in a while.
This film is so stereotypical American, it hurts (by the way, the box office records proof this to be true, as well. Of the $102 million the film took at the box office, $75.5 million came from Americans, and only $27 million from the rest of the world.)
The film is an advertising vessel for brands like Mountain Dew, Twinkie, FedEx, Monopoly, and Bill Murray!! Yup, Bill Murray! The constant narration is distracting. The characters are annoying, and do the stupidest things - seriously! Considering they are last of a handful of survivors, they sure do act irresponsibly! The 'love interest' is just absurd, unrealistic, stupid, and annoying! So obligatory American...
The whole Bill Murray episode was cringe worthy, to say the least. An egotistical display of starstruck idiocy! The film started off with relentless killings and gore, and dwindled to become a boring talkie. My gosh, I became so bored with all the talking, talking, talking.... For a film with a run time of only 88 minutes, not much meaningful happened here. Yawn.
It was like a stand-up comedian with a lot of ideas, who decided to turn it into a film. To make it more commercial, he decided to throw in a few zombies. Ugh, I didn't enjoy this at all!!