Not a good horror, and not a good comedy.

Rating: 5/10 (11 November 2009)

I didn't see any jokes (y'know, funny stuff), beyond the odd obvious bit of visual satire. I didn't see any suspense, or originality. No atmosphere either. This film put me in mind of an extended cut scene from a rushed and unimaginative video game.
The only surprising thing about it for me was reading the reviews on this site. One of the reviews I read seemed to suggest this nonentity of a film has usurped Shaun Of The Dead!
Shaun Of The Dead had a plot, it had sympathetic characters, it had a clever, well thought out script, it had well conceived and executed scenes, and above all, considering it's supposed to be a comedy, it was funny. This film, on the other hand, had paper thin characters, virtually no script at all (beyond Woody's one liners), no real plot (beyond something akin to a single level of a bad video game, as I've already alluded to), and wasn't at all funny. Funny is subjective only to a certain level of tolerance. I can see what *some* people find funny about rubbish like Mall Cop, I can see what *some* people find funny about Will and Bloody Grace, and I can definitely see what people find funny about Shaun Of The Dead. This film has absolutely nothing funny in it at all - not even smile worthy. No hold on, the 5 minute cameo appearance made me smile...if a little sad too, as he should be a little more selective about which projects he gets involved in by now.
Wooo-bloody-hoo. A lesson in how to hype a straight-to-DVD film out of obscurity.