Zombieland Checklist

Rating: 6/10 (21 April 2018)

Rule #1 MUST WATCH ZOMBIELAND
Rule #2 MUST NEVER WATCH ZOMBIELAND AGAIN FOR LIKE ANOTHER NEARLY 10 YEARS LATER OR SO
Rule #3 MUST WATCH & ENJOY ZOMBIELAND NOW AGAIN FOR THE 2ND TIME LIKE ANOTHER NEARLY 10 YEARS LATER OR SO & LAUGH AT IT FOR ITS MILD AMUSEMENT & ITS ZOMBIE KILLS OF THE WEEK & FOR NERVOUS JESSE & FOR FUNNY WOODY & HIS LOVE FOR TWINKIES & ITS PATHETIC LOOKING ZOMBIES WHO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE IN BLOODY RED MAKEUP WHO I'D JUST KICK IN THE MOUTH WITH MY SHOE WHO'D POSE NO REAL THREAT TO BITE ME AT ALL EXCEPT FOR THAT 1 CRAZY LOOKING BIKINI WEARING ZOMBIE CHICK WHO'S CHASING THAT DUDE IN THE BEGINNING AND LOL @ THE BILL MURRAY PART & ALSO & ALSO MOST IMPORTANTLY APPRECIATE ZOMBIELAND FOR THE LOVELY & THE YOUNG EMMA STONE'S EPIC BEAUTY AS I GAZE UPON HER & HER SEXY ASS & CUTE ABIGAIL FOR THE 2ND TIME
Rule #4 WRITE A ZOMBIELAND REVIEW ON IMDb
check & check & check & check