Shaun of the Dead? says who?

Rating: 4/10 (21 February 2010)

Who is it that loved this? The zombies? When they get to BM's house (Bill Murray), I said to my wife "this must be that slow middle part of the film". Yeah, except that most of the film is dumb and slow. At least Shaun of the Dead had some genuinely scary parts and was far more campy, while this is just crap. I'm glad I got it at RedBox for $1. What a waste! I suppose I have to write more since IMDb has a 10-line minimum, as though there are more ways to say how bad this was. Does Abigail Breslin have the best agent in the world or what? She may have been good as an ugly little kid but she continues to get movie parts based on her ability to.....?....what? Act? Be someones pathetic little sister? All the actors are playing a reprise of their other roles in other movies. Is this the same Woody we saw in Natural Born Killers? Whose idea was it to put in the scene with the hookah? Wouldn't he do the movie otherwise? Emma Stone? Is this Housebunny Meets Frankenstein? Will Jesse Eisenberg ever play something besides an awkward horny virginal nebbish? All these characters are parodies of themselves. They are the real zombies in this film.