Best goddamn movie I've ever seen.

Rating: 10/10 (12 October 2009)

No joke, this movie walks you through the aftermath of a world gone dead. Hey, we're inches from it now. And this is about the only fantasy I really hold close these days. Shooting zombie cops in the face? How could life get better? Other than hearing the news before the news stations died, that the Taliban turned into the same thing as they always were, before Zombieland. Only, now they can't reproduce. Best goddamn movie I've ever seen.
I don't know if I have enough beers to finish this movie again. It's that good. It reminds me, heaven is inches away, if you just hang on. I'll never forget 'Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.' Thanks for thinking of me Hollywood! I almost stopped caring about you. ;)