Zombiebland

Rating: 3/10 (25 March 2012)

Toward the end of this movie I was making a grocery list in my head. Here it is:
bagels
milk
pastrami
cheese
tortilla chips
Why would I want to print that list? It's more interesting than Zombieland. By far.
The film is glossy and has a videogameesqueness that should appeal to those who like, well, glossy video games. Even has pop up rules like you might see in the tutorial level of a, well, glossy video game. It looks just fine.
End of positive comments.
I won't even go into the plot other than to wonder who got paid to pull a script out of The Big Hollywood Vomit Jar of Horror/Comedy Clichés. Not a surprise to be found in this one folks.
The cast. Woody H. plays (badly) a Twinkie obsessed, absurdly proficient gun slinger. Some kid I've seen somewhere before but don't know his name and don't care to look it up plays (fairly) Columbus Ohio, a social outsider who, predictably, finally finds a family. A couple of girls play (forgettably) a couple of girls. B.M. plays B.M. At least he has the good sense to get killed.
Oh, and yeah, there's zombies. Bloody, fast moving, never scary zombies. In a never scary, never funny, never entertaining film.
Please skip it. Put your money back in your pocket and add Twinkies to you grocery list. Now, those are good.