Awful

Rating: 1/10 (3 February 2016)

I cannot remember seeing a film as bad and overlong as this one. Utterly banal dialogue revealed the total lack of anything remotely intelligent. It was like a complete amateur trying to emulate the professionalism of a Fellini and failing miserably. Being in my seventies it did not remotely relate to any of the realities of old age. There were crude and unnecessary sex and nudity scenes together with characters who seemed to have no relevance to any plot if indeed there was a plot. The casting of someone as an emissary of the Queen was utterly ludicrous. The music was generally lousy and perhaps the films only redeeming feature was a scene of some cows with cowbells making music and appearing more intelligent than anybody else in the film. What a waste of two hours.