If you like pretentious, boring movies that try to be something without knowing what they want to be...this is perfect for you.

Rating: 2/10 (10 December 2015)

Like many I suspect I watched this movie because of Michael Caine, Rachel Weisz and Paul Dano. Harvey Keitel is an utterly flat actor and he performs his flatness perfectly in this drivel. Jane Fonda has never been very good but her small role is actually quite good and the dialogue from her one scene could indeed be about her.
The cinematography is brilliant and you know you're in Switzerland before it's ever mentioned. However it's the only thing about the film that's any good. There are plenty of scenes which defy explanation, there are lots of scenes which are simply daft, and a many which are simply boring and slow.
The dialogue is enough to make you want to slit your wrists and wonder how this kind of stuff ever gets financed. In my personal opinion I suspect it got financed as a vehicle to the main actors retirement pay: I'm guessing they called in some favours to get it made. It will never become a classic, you'll probably not watch until the end let alone watch it twice, and I'd be surprised if anyone didn't demand their money back if they saw it at the cinema.
Pointless, long, boring, mostly badly acted, terribly scripted, without one single solitary uplifting thing. I only gave it two stars for Paul Dano and the nude scenes.