If you like a good story told well you won't find it here

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2017)

This movie really was awful.
Some one obviously has money to burn and he/she may as well have.
The ONLY thing I enjoyed was the scene where miss universe was naked.
WOW. For all the pretentious filmmakers efforts to create a visual feast ( and dam the story ) they did not even come close to the natural feminine wonder of this woman.
I'm so glad I watched it on DVD so I could fast forward all the really cringe worthy scenes. What a joke. Oh I don't 'get it' I hear you say?
This should have been a picture book/coffee table book for adults with little speech bubbles containing the fluff ahem I mean dialogue. Do your intellect a favor and give this a wide berth!
I don''t get how a man injecting paint into his ass then propelling it out over the canvas is art either...