What a load of toss.

Rating: 3/10 (10 September 2016)

The director must have furiously masturbated to Peter Greenaway films as a youth. I myself once held the aforementioned director in high regard but thirty odd years later feel that nobody should really be as self indulgent as these two film makers are allowed to be. How did the film cost as much as it did when the star cast should surely have been happy to have performed for free in such an art-house pile of you know what as this, if only to be adored by fellow thespians for their supposed gravitas.
When she says to Harvey Keitel "the last three films you made were sh*t, Mick", it made me chuckle.