X-Men: The Reason to Pay Bryan Singer More Money

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2006)

The most awful comic book movie I have ever seen. Do not go and see it if you liked Singer's first two movies or if you love comics. Too many stories and too many characters bog this vomit down about halfway through,making you wish someone would punch you in the nuts for spending money on it. People have been worried about the impact of the destruction of the golden gate bridge? How about the impact of a giant mutant turd on 10000 movie screens. "I'm the juggernaut b*tch!" Pffffttttttt. Please don't rip off lines from internet shorts you desperate Hollywood piece of cr*p. Ahhhh, now I can go and watch something that doesn't make me want to cr*p on everyone in Hollywood. Maybe I'll go see "The Omen"! Oh wait...dammit!