Simon Kinberg and Zak Penn, you bastards!

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2006)

I had such high hopes for this film. Whilst I didn't enjoy X2 as much as its predecessor, it was still a great viewing experience. The characters were lush, the dialog crisp and the story lines immersing. Finally, comic-book movies which weren't overly-corny and unbelievable.
Well it's all shot to Hell now. Because of the gentlemen "writers" mentioned above, X-Men: The Last Stand was a massive disappointment. These lads poison any movie they touch. The dialog was so clichÃ©d in this movie I was almost brought to the point of tears. I won't go into details, but the lines "My God, what have I done?" and "I won't lie to you..." are uttered without the slightest hint of apology.
I pity the actors, they probably thought they were committing themselves to another fine piece of cinematic experience, but unfortunately my dears, no.
I'll finish off with this final bitch: All my girlfriend wanted to see was Hugh Jackman running around and getting sweaty, and even SHE wasn't satisfied.