An ALMOST perfect movie

Rating: 6/10 (26 May 2006)

I realize that the dialog for this movie was written using the incredibly important book of ClichÃ©s, Puns, and Predictability, which is pretty much essential for any movie to even be considered on par with films like Citizen Kane or Schindler's List, which I should just add this movie certainly is, but what could have made it excel way beyond them, and become the greatest film ever would be if they had also used a rhyming dictionary. Just think how much more tension could have been added to the final climatic scene if Jean Grey had said something like this to Wolverine:
Wolverine It'd be keen If you shoved your claws In my Spleen
Or better yet, my suggestion for X-Men 4, have the whole movie written in iambic pentameter. Either that or they should all speak in the for of a rap. Also they should have like 30 more kittens licking Wolverine's claws. Also they should have Steve Urkel come in to replace Professor X as they leader of the team, but he can constantly be screwing things up, but seriously, who can really stay mad at him. The big climax of the movie can be Urkel asking a girl he likes out to a dance, and her agreeing to go. It'll be a really touching moment.