Xmen devolves into brainless, story-less fight

Rating: 4/10 (1 June 2006)

My summary of oddness:
Start of film Storm: "Logan, this is a team exercise" Wolv: "Whatever"
Leech is supposed to be green and ugly, but I can overlook that. Juggernaut isn't a mutant (so wouldn't be affected?) ... but I can overlook that too.
Stupid dialogue, unexplained things like: Why did the most resourceful, powerful evil mutants decide to meet in the middle of a damp forest like bandits?
How did the Multiple Man (Maddox) lose all the disguises in that forest?
Why was Wolverine killing everyone with his claws, even though he's supposed to be such a good fighter?
Why was Colossus not Russian?
Phoenix waiting and doing nothing at the end? Okay, I can ignore the fact that all the mutants are portrayed as idiots and strangely aloof... but if she can obliterate Xavier and buildings etc. so easily ... what's the lame reason behind her not doing it to Wolverine? (don't say 'she loves him').
Magneto saying, "Pawns first" vs. 6 Xmen. That's stupid... like we'd expect Xavier (the OTHER leader) to be that dumb when attacking. No strategy? Yeah great...
End of film *cheese* Wolv: "Let's end this. Together. As a team" */cheese*
Gah. I'd like to see that rewritten so it's not as patronising to the audience.
Oh, and come on. "I'm the Juggernaut. Bitch"? That wasn't even funny on Youtube.