X-Men 3:Last Stand was bad, make it again,this time with a real plot.

Rating: 1/10 (27 May 2006)

X-Men: The Last superhero movie I will ever see
X-Men 3:Last Stand AKA Last Superhero movie I will ever see.
The movie goes like this. Everybody dies. And not in the end, in the beginning. More than 30 years of X-Men mythology just so that a stupid producer kills them all in one lousy movie. Cyclops dies in almost the first minute. Was he not supposed to be the successor of Xavier for almost three decades? Oh, by the way Xavier dies in the second minute. What is it with Rogue anyways? Why do they have her in the movie? She never does anything and besides the first movie where she was a "key" character. Even then they fitted her in, in an off-handedly way just so they can say that they have many characters. Sorry but she was never needed, she did not fight, she did not talk, she did not even have a real romance. I waited soooooooo long to finally see the battle between Iceman (Personal Favorite) and Pyro and I am telling, it is the lousiest, dumbest, most boring fight ever. The fight between Hugh Grand and Colin Firth (AKA Marc Darci) from Bridget's Jones Diary 2 was like hundreds of times more extreme. And why the "I walk through walls" girl has a bigger part than Colossus? Was she not supposed to be nothing more than just an extra? Never before have I been that disappointed from a movie. It is the first time I write a review about one. This is how angry I am.
For instance, Spiderman 2.In the comic Spiderman never revealed his identity. In the movie every body saw him. 40 years of Spiderman comics animation and cartoons for one lousy movie to spoil it all. Why? Why don't you simply make a normal movie where you see your favorite character kick people straight in the nose? In Spiderman 1 you had to wait through the whole movie to see him finally obtain and use his powers. In the second movie you think to yourself, finally 2 hours of bum kicking when for no reason, he looses his stupid powers. I simply cant believe that all this dump producers are getting millions of dollars for their work, and you people support them by convincing yourself that you liked the movies. No you did not like the movies, you just think you did. I know 4 year old boys who would make superhero movies 10 times more successful. I say Boycott the movie, don't see it, download it from the internet, start sending letters to everyone you know, this time, it is up to us to save the mutants.
How can you destroy a movie with vampires, werewolves and Kate Beckinsale? You cant!!!!! Only the director Stephen Sommers could achieve that.
Here is how X-Men 4 will be: Rogue finds out that Iceman was going out with her just because of a stupid bet he made with Pyro, so she dumps him. It turns out that Iceman actually really loves her. He tries to find her and she is actually together with Pyro at the time. Meanwhile funny token guy Wolverine is afraid that he is in love with Cyclops just because he is a huge one eyed Pr!ck. Iceman gets together with "walk through walls girl" and go to the prom together. Iceman somehow convinces Rogue to come back and both Rogue and "walk through walls" girl share the Queen of the prom title. Wolverine makes out with beast.
All ends well. Titles fall while you see some behind the scenes footage plus funny outtakes.
Support to Alan Cumming AKA Nightcrawler who did not sold out by participating in the Movie. and people please stop saying that this review was not helpfull, the movie sucked, you expected more and you know it.