Days of Future Crap!

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2014)

I've had more heroic poops than "X-Men: Days of Future Past."
Where to begin? Am I the only one who thinks Hugh Jackman is getting a little long in the shorts to play Wolverine? At this stage of the game he would be better off in an episode of "The Crotch Chronicles." As for the rest of the high-powered cast, may their next film have "X" in the title not because it's a sequel, but because they'll have been banished from Hollywood and forced to make the naughty motion pictures!
I caught this one at an early screening and everyone in the audience walked away looking like Robert Hegyes after catching the red eye. They found themselves actively rooting against the time travel plot, the Croation-looking special effects and the overall sense of poopiness. One child cried as the beans spilled out of his hand.
You've got to give Bryan Singer a lot of credit. The man is the directorial equivalent of Bull from "Night Court." But what did all of that work amount to? Over two hours of glib gibber-gabber, George Foreman-like cinematography and even "Facts of Life" ripoffs.
Overall, I do not recommend "X-Men: Days of Future Past."