Terrible movie making

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2009)

This movie is terrible. It's made up of scenes/themes from a number of movies thinly disguised. . . Think Watchmen : opening scenes of them fighting in different wars (history rewritten with Wolverine and his brother included). Also one mutant is out to kill the rest of the team (but there's a twist). . . Think Superman: There is a scene of a naked Wolverine, seeking shelter in a barn. Its owners are nice elderly couple who have lost a son and who treat him as their own. Giving him clothes, food, shelter. . . Think Austin powers (yes that's right – Austin Powers). Think fat Scottish bastard. Picture wolverine in the boxing ring fighting him. . .Think the Matrix: One of the mutants (neo like), seems to have some power where he bangs the ground with a stick and everything moves like an earthquake (Matrix style). Still can't figure out what his power is. . . Think Total Recall. His girlfriend/lover is just acting and is really hired by the Government agent to trap Wolverine (but it turns out she really does love him). . . Think Vampire movies. Only an Adamantium bullet can kill him (or at least harm him). . . This movie is a collection of scenes that don't really flow well, all used to explain how Wolverine gets his metal skeleton and importantly, how he forgets how he got it. . . I'd rather not have known.