I'd rather be force fed dead rat

Rating: Null/10 (5 September 2001)

I saw this film last night and have to say that it was appalling. After reading everyone elses comments on here I thought I'd check it out. It is safe to say that everyone who ranted on about the god damn X-Men being good has clearly never seen a good movie, and for that fact would know one if Wolverine smashed it into their collective X-Men obsessed skulls. Retarded direction from Singer who was the main reason I watched this film after The Usual Suspects. The scene where Wolverine crashes his mobile home and lands in the snow, has a fight and is rescued by a member of Abba and Cyclops was so shoddily done that it made me laugh. The one redeeming feature was Hugh Jackman who deserves to be a star, granted the special effects were stunning, but what the heck was going on. Slow, slow, slow storyline, you may of well as put Wolverine on a John Deere Lawnmower and told him to visit his dying brother. At least the straight story was exciting. I feel as though the cult following this film has got, especially after the readers nauseating insights about the characters means that this film will be seen again and again, allowing the X-Menophilles to invade there own space well into the next year awaiting the sequel. Word to the wise, how do you think Wolverine got hairy palms. Point Made.