These Zombies Don't Follow the Rules!

Rating: 6/10 (29 June 2013)

ZOMBIES DO NOT RUN. I don't care who you are...you don't get to turn zombies into lightning-fast ninja predators that make dinosaur noises, do the chicken dance, and could care less about eating brains. That just isn't right.
Also...the filming was atrocious. They used all kinds of time lapse tricks with the zombies that just made it tough to watch. I'd love to know where all that money went, because it sure wasn't for special effects. The 3D was underused, but worth it.
Granted, there were some spooky moments. The few zombie close-ups were intense and memorable, but the story was lacking. When the movie ends, you still have no idea WHY there was a zombie outbreak in the first place, but there is an obvious setup for sequels.
I love zombie movies, books, and TV shows. I'm all for creativity, but ZOMBIES DO NOT RUN, dammit! They shamble. They shuffle. They walk. And they want BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.