Can't we just move on already?

Rating: 5/10 (22 February 2014)

Zombies. Another film about zombies. They are dead men walking who are out to get us. And eat us. You can't reason with them, you can't cure them, apparently you have to shoot them multiple times in the head in some movies in order to kill them, cause being dead, but not really dead has its advantages sometimes. They are slow and drool all over the place in some films, fast as cheetahs in others, rather smart in some films, stupid as rocks in others. Bla bla bla, we all know about them. They came, they were interesting for some people for a while, many films were made about them...
NOW CAN'T WE JUST MOVE ON? I really don't see what's the fascination about this idea of the "zombie". They're even more boring than vampires, which are quite ridiculous too. I mean, can you make a romantic movie about zombies? Now, cause they can't feel squat. Can you make a psychological thriller about a zombie? Now, cause they can't feel squat. Can you make a comedy about them? Well, actually you can, if you're pretending you're making a serious movie. So it's a limited subject which pretty much goes about the same way every time: they are out to get us, but they are dumb, we are smart. We manage to figure out something and they get squashed in the end. Every time it goes down like this. How many freaking movies must be still made about them then? We got the picture, Hollywood. MOVE ON!