Disappointing

Rating: 5/10 (7 September 2013)

Let me tell you what's Hollywood right now:
Get back in time, give 1.000.000 dollars to Ed Wood and let him ad some popular stars and striking special effects to his movies. You get bad movies that lots of people are willing to see.
1. Techno-dance music for a zombie movie. Terrible.
2. Mediocre acting and poker faces almost all the time, you should be really scared in that kind of situations, not only worried about.
3. Lazy scriptwriters, maybe 2 lines of short sentences per minute on average. You really don't need it because of point 4.
4. Lots of 'Playstation' effects, bodies and objets breaking the law of gravity and physics everywhere, explosions and more explosions.
5. After 5-6 days, the main character has the same neatly trimmed beard length. Under zombie attack, the rest of characters devote part of their time to shave daily and trimming their mustaches.
6. If your name is Brad Pitt, then a hole in a flying plane can not suck you outside.
7. if you have a 15 inch piece of metal pierced through the body and you fall to the ground from 5 meters high, you say 'ouch'.
8. if a zombie grabs the end of a rifle, you can catapult him into the air, even if you're an skinny woman.
9. There's no fat zombies, they are all athletes that can jump long distances, climb walls and run very fast.
It's hard to differentiate a modern zombie movie from watching somebody play a video game.