world war z?

Rating: 2/10 (17 July 2013)

This movie should have a different title. Pandemic: the rise. would have been better, Its not world war z. This is nothing like the novel or the absolutely amazing audio book of the same name. congratulations to max brooks with his six figure deal to sell the name, and none of the original ideas. SPOILER ALERT!!!
This movie has problems. 1: speed of infection. ranging from 10 minutes to 12 seconds there is no way the airports could have been the perfect vector. the infected would have wiped out the airport before the planes left. 2: fluid virus spreads by all fluid. the blood in the mouth would have meant instant infection. bite alone is stupid. 3: even dead they are not dead. so a bite makes you immortal? the burned one's were still moving and they were ash? 4: the zombies all make the same noise that sounds like if you tried to suck in a fart while clenching. fart scream. 5: horde running at you. don't worry. if your a main character they only attack one at a time the rest Waite their turn and don't really use their arms. 6: a bolt action hunting rifle holds three to five rounds. not infinite. 8: those kids! what the hell. I have never seen a more irritating family in a fast paced thriller. Its worse then asthma girl in panic room! 9: who the hell is Brad Pitt in this movie? investigator, weapons and evasive driving expert, instinctively knows how to operate most vehicles. knows military operating procedure and they treat him like jams bond and archer had a baby. but hes a stay at home dad in his mid 40's? how much drugs did he sell on the job to make that happen?
my advice. avoid this zombies for tweens Brad Pitt flick and go watch something good. or sneak into a theater at night and stare at the dark screen alone. its scarier and you would have more fun
this is really the hangover 2 of zombie films. lots of build up, lots of let down.
how this movie has seven stars just shows how rigged the rating system is.