Spin and Puke

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2013)

I hate spin and puke movies where the stupid director/producer/butt-headed-suit-in-the-boardroom-who-hates-film use 2-second bursts to film a movie with unsteady steady cams for some retarded appeal. Now the movies are using one-second bursts as if 2-second bursts weren't nerve shattering enough. WWZ uses whip-around cinematography that could have you puking in the aisles in no time right after the obligatory feel-good-with-the-children-waking-up-the-parents routine shot in one-second bursts so you will be sure to be entertained by golly.
I wonder if the morons who made this unwatchable movie ever thought about how to really entertain an audience. Ya know, like with a story line or maybe some laughs or maybe some interesting dialog or maybe just maybe a little intrigue, some drama or mystery. Call me crazy but this movie was nothing but a roller coaster ride on a steel roller coaster - not even on an old-fashioned large wooden one that had style and class - that only has you spinning around like it was worth something.
I double-dog anyone to recall the name of just one character's name. Go ahead. What's Brad Pitt's character's name?
Save your $5 and another $7 on popcorn!