Z grade disaster movie

Rating: 1/10 (22 March 2014)

I cannot understand how the risible script ever got committed to celluloid!
There are more plot holes here than in a tramps vest. First off: a newscast mentions "rabies" but shortly after everyone is talking about "the undead". So just what are these creature and where do they come from? Actually, we never find out. This is not a moot point, as, unlike Romero's slavering hordes these critters do not need a head shot to take them out - which does take an awful lot of fun out of the proceedings. Speaking of Romero, well, don't. These "zombies" are pretty toothless, there's zero entertainment for gore-hounds here. I mean, a "12" rated zombie flick? Do me a favour.
Where to go from here? A woman has her hand lopped off and is cured by gin & tonic. Zombies are stopped by walls of suitcases. A wide-bodied jet filled with passengers crashes in the Welsh mountains yet only the hero and heroine survive. In the wreck, the hero is impaled with a twelve inch piece of metal - pulls it out and then walks to the WHO centre in Cardiff?
And yet it gets even worse. The solution to the zombie pandemic is found to be "innoculating" the population with a deadly virus. There is no explanation as to how this will be done on a worldwide scale, let alone how the inoculated will be re-inoculated to stop them dying from the deadly virus? Or how they will stop themselves becoming zombie chowder again when they do this??
Am I missing something here? Even the best scene - the zombies forming a huge writhing wall to break into Jurasalem city is so badly edited and paced that it loses any emotional impact at all.
Finally we are subjected to the indignity of the seminal clichéd speech trotted out in so many disaster movies that don't know how to end "the war goes on but we shall rebuild" yada yada....
Yes this, truly, is a disaster movie. Of that I have no doubt.