Retarded

Rating: 4/10 (16 February 2014)

This movie was pretty terrible. There was a few minutes of this movie that were actually enjoyable which is why it gets a 4 instead of a 1 or two. The part where Brad Pitt has to escort his family out of an apartment building by duct taping magazines to himself as body armor. That was the only good part of the movie. I wouldn't watch this whole movie again for 20, or even 30 Dollars. /Maybe/ 40. So the Jews just suddenly start letting in Muslims into their secret zombie proof walled city for some reason? Why? "It's less of them we have to fight..." Yeah, no. There are so many zombies out there, they had to make CGI waves of them, lapping at the walls (a la first episode of Spongebob Squarepants). So now they are worried about a few bus full of people? "I mean...we had to seem like the good guys in this movie, so uh, that's why we did that. Our government is a Theocracy that literally openly hates Muslims, but suddenly when they are getting eaten alive, we grew a heart 10 times too large like the goddamn Grinch." And why does Brad Pitt HAVE to travel to all of these places at the drop of a hat? "I'M LOOKING FOR PATIENT ZERO!" Yeah man, you should fly out to this prison, I heard something about it...or something. "I'M GONNA NEED SEAL TEAM 6 TO BACK ME UP ON THIS!" Then when Brad Pitt gets there, they just tell him everything was destroyed in a fire...OK? Why didn't they just tell them that on the radio? This is a military installation. Why are they not in radio contact with each other? Do zombies halt radio waves now? Oh, but by the way, we have this prisoner here you didn't know about. You can question him- I guess, but he's crazy so don't bother. "WHATS THAT CRAZY MAN?! TRAVEL SOMEWHERE ELSE?!?! OK! This movie is almost as corny as Signs. Only kids should legitimately enjoy this movie as they are not smart enough to see how corny it really is. Like Independence Day.