Yawn Of The Dead

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2013)

As a fan of zombie movies, and having seen scores of good, bad, and totally terrible ones, I'm pleased to say World War Z has acquired a new categorization all of its own. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... the "boring" zombie movie.
Never in the history of the undead flick has something so tedious been set to celluloid. In fact let me re-label it for you: Yawn Of The Dead. I went to see this with my girlfriend and before it began she asked me "is this going to be scary?" By the end, we both agreed that the scariest part was us paying to see it in the first place. I mean a zombie movie with no gore? What the hell? I don't even know why it was a 15 Cert in the UK. A PG would have sufficed. I'm not even going to mention how you can see it jump scenes really quickly due to all this re-writing business we've all heard about. The whole thing is just garbage. Sure those CGI crowd scenes we saw in the trailers look OK, but that's about it. I could have saved myself 20 quid by just watching those on YouTube. Really, this movie is pants. Go and watch one of Romeros old flicks, or even 28 days Later if you want to see a decent zombie flick. This thing stinks like a rotting corpse.