The US war propaganda machine wears a bra

Rating: 1/10 (12 July 2017)

It's obvious, I know, and you know, but we keep financing this crap. Well, not all of us, not anymore. It takes some time, and some really uncomfortable thinking, to realize it. But once you do, you are a free man, or woman, or whatever, and it feels goood!
I'm talking about the "film industry", maybe we should call it "propaganda industrial conglomerate" borrowing words from one of the US presidents, only that he was referring to the actual war machine, the one that keeps piercing bodies with bullets since over a century ago.
This movie is part of the latest wave of war-something films. These come in all kinds of flavors: ape-wars, superhero-civil-wars, actual wars, wars against aliens, etc. One of my favorite ones is the Greeks against the Persians, guess who are the "bad guys". There is also the Spartan wars, in which the metaphor is that the ancient city-state was the cradle of a bodybuilding civilization to which we owe the survival of ours. Hopefully, we are not relying on the obesity civilization to guarantee our continuity, but they certainly spit video material at awesome speed.
Wonder Woman was once a little innocent girl living in a paradise island inhabited by more women who constantly train in makeshift hand to hand combat. Like Spartans do, only the girls wear more clothes. Blood is seldom drawn, the metaphor doesn't need it. They are warriors descending from the gods, speak English with some accents, have American body language, etc, etc, I'll spare you the rest. If you go watch this movie, you are not reading this "review".
Yeah, "review" between marks because I had to stop, I had to click on the pause and destroy icon. Time is precious, and there is nothing in this movie that deserves my precious seconds, or yours. Or, perhaps, if you are still not convinced that big budget movies are scripted by big budget people, you should sit through this one with a critical mind.