Well DC...

Rating: 2/10 (2 November 2017)

So I watched Wonder Woman... Apart from the abysmal cgi, horribly cheesy script, sometimes questionable acting and a plot which seems to have some amazing similarities to the first Captain America film - a young, naive, wannabe soldier gets the chance to be the one to change everything. They take it and the opportunity arises for them to be the hero. They find that the bad guy has made a mass destruction weapon and they want to put a stop to it. The superhuman hero and superhuman bad guy fight and the good guy puts a stop to the evil plans of the bad guy. Huh... That's strange... That is the plot to captain America. But it's also the plot to wonder woman? How odd... Anyway, aside from all of that, it's better than what ever the f*** suicide squad was meant to be and it's also better than what I was pretty sure was a bondage porno between batman and superman in which the safety word was f****** Martha. So all in all, I'd say professor Lupin should probably stay in Harry Potter and leave the being a (Demi) God business to Thor ðŸ˜‚ Also, the characters are like one of those bad walking into a bar joke - a Scotsman, an Indian, an actor, a soldier and God walk into a bar. The Scotsman does f*** all, the Indian is a stereotype, the actor is a pervert, the soldier blows up and the God some how has a fight with some German officer whose punch stops about 4 inches short of her arm.