Looks like David Blaine found his new stunt!

Rating: 1/10 (1 October 2017)

Absolutely unwatchable!
Apparently, moving onto the next frame is more painful than enduring in an encased icebox.
Mea culpa, though. I hate fantasy genre. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and everything that comic con nerd culture celebrates. And I am the one who is still single at 35, mind you. But hey, are the nerds so deprived nowadays so as to sell their soul just to watch a femme fatale in a movie with zero suspense?
I asked my cousin if it is indeed for comic con nerds or great movie in general. He said the latter. But the thing is I should've listened to my kombucha infused probiotic gut. I mean if I don't like fantasy, then I shouldn't watch fantasy. It doesn't matter if it gets 'rave reviews' or trumpeted by spineless herd, tribe and sheep mentality who will blindly follow the bandwagon effect and swallow anything that 'others' tell them it is good for them.
Hence, the mea culpa part.
This is why I avoid Stephen King and reading mainstream books like JK Rowling's ones and avoid A Game of the Thrones.
But the thing is the intro was pretty cool and got me hooked. But pretty soon it devolved into cringe worthy fantasy scenes. I was hoping against hope that it will get better in Dark Knightesque fashion.
Boy. Now I am conflicted as to finish watching it since -after all- I paid 4.99 on YouTube and you can get a preworkout drink with that. I went as far as the boat scene where Diana is about to leave...
But I'd rather not; even though I wasted one preworkout drink.
Moral of the story? Mainstream media bias will do anything in its power to trumpet any unpalatable content along with mass advertising powerhouses.
RIP objectivity. RIP neutrality. RIP class, content and intellect.
This is why people likes Danielle Steele and squirms at Pynchon. So lesson learned: "Never ever get swayed by popular opinion. Stay true to your heart. And even if 6,999,999,999 of the populace says something is 'a masterpiece' or 'out of the park' and if YOU feel it is worthless, pile of cow dung... value your opinion.
"Ultimately your opinion matters too no matter how much it goes against the grain."
p.s. I know I haven't touched on the content, but let's face it...there isn't a content at all. Just a depiction of a fantasy land with woman in miniskirts and thighs apparently doing Scythian horsemanship and shooting arrows. The point being I got ambushed and conned into watching it because of the mainstream media despite hating fantasy genre from the depth of my gut.