Perfectly Sexist

Rating: 7/10 (29 September 2017)

Okay, here it is, in real time. So far the first scenes are the women challenging each other to actualize their warrior potential, and Gal has surpassed all the tests, especially that of the supreme mothers. Here come the Germans, eventually suppressed by the women, though their leader is killed. Chris Pine is now their captor. Now he is their confidante. Now he is naked and Gal is wondering why he has a penis, to which Chris responds, "this is my watch," revealing an actual watch, followed by unembellished focus on Gal's breasts and crotch. Now I'm watching the Amish-like speech of the Gal's mom, telling her if she leaves she will be excommunicated. Now as Chris and Gal row from the island, it is made clear the women's idealistic and simplistic and one- dimensional and stupid understanding of things is predicated upon Chris sleeping with her. Gee, thanks, Feminism. Now Gal is flaunting her ass, her tits, milking her sexuality for all it's worth. So much for the empowerment of our girls. Now Chris Pine is taking charge, dominating, as Gal is reduced to fondling and nurturing an infant child at the train station. And now, we are entertained as Chris completely subjugates Gal to modern innovation and living, reducing her to a hapless and powerless being in the world of men. Ad infinitum.