Garbage, boring movie

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2017)

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Long, slow, boring, people talking and talking and the most cringeworthy excuse for 'comedy' I've seen. It's as if everyone involved gave up and lazily slapped together a final product. I wouldn't be this critical if people didn't praise it so much, calling it the best superhero movie ever. Please.
It's got a terrible lead, bad acting (Chris Pine does his best but even then he looks embarrassed to be there, he went from Captain Kirk to a glorified poolboy and now he's stuck in this role for life), awful romance with negative chemistry, story that makes no sense, 90% of the female cast gets replaced with dudes which is supposed to empower women (has that air of "only this hot bland doe-eyed white woman is good, no other women matter.) Terrible effects, they were so bad that I thought they were the funniest parts of the movie. Horrible villains, they were cartoon characters. Really clichéd, repetitive writing, it was like a first draft of a scrip that no one bothered to look over. It's frustrating hearing people talk about it all the time, at least my friends and I agreed, coming out of the theater, that it was a waste of money and time and we should have left when Diana, so empowered and groundbreaking feminist figure, began making out with the first dude she met after knowing him for 2 days. It makes me cringe thinking that girls are using this farce of a relationship as 'marriage goals' and they'll copy WW by dressing in her skimpy skintight outfit (I compare her outfit to Batman and Superman's outfits, covered from head to toe, and it makes me sad how at the blatant sexism everyone else ignores.)
This is NOT a good feminist movie. It's not even a good movie. It's a slow-motion shiny Pantene commercial with ugly kissing, bad jokes (if you want to count Steve stuttering as a joke), terribly written characters (nobody aside from Steve had a personality or logical character arc, nearly every was a bunch of random traits slapped together) and a weird message ("love is what conquers war" *Diana murders a bunch of people and the bad guy and that is supposed to be empowering* - then we infer that she sat out of World War 2, what did she do just sit around crying about Steve for 100 years? Yeah that's.... feminist and progressive.)
It does make me feel better that the IMDb score is dropping and more people are less afraid to call out the flaws of this movie. One of the worst wastes of time, do not watch this trash.