Patty Jenkis wrote an apology letter to me .....

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2017)

Patty Jenkins learns that Pimpin, the eminent connoisseur of movies and a man with the most impeccable taste in the world hated Wonder Woman. She decides to write an apology letter to the great man.
Dear Pimpin,
I agree with your analysis that Wonder Woman is nothing but horse manure. Frankly, I just went with what the studio told me to do and the pro-feminist American media and stupid super hero/heroine movie fans across the world did the rest for me. Wonder Woman is another nail in the coffin for what used to be America's greatest contribution to the world - cinema.
I know you think that the film is a waste of great acting talent. What were great actors like David Thewlis, Ewen Bremmer, Saïd Taghmaoui and Lucy Davis doing, phoning it in and making a fool of themselves? That was what I was thinking while I watched them on the sets. Like me, they were also in it for the money. I guess.
Gal Gadot might well be the synonym for the word unremarkable. I don't know why the studio selected her. It is still a mystery to me. I heard that you were cringing in your seat looking at her aesthetically displeasing facial expressions or lack of them. Imagine my plight on the sets. At least I was getting paid for it. Hohoho!
Wonder Woman's cloying humanitarianism made you want to punch her in the face. Her sexual innocence grated on your nerves. These are all emotions that would be experienced by anyone with even an iota of intelligence.
For a film that had so many beautiful scantily clad women, there was not a single sex scene. This is quite pathetic when you compare the film to a fantasy classic like CONAN THE BARBARIAN that underscored the eroticism and sexual drive of female warriors. But Wonder Woman is aimed at teenagers and we were not sure how they would take it. I know it makes no sense when you consider that almost every aspect of American culture is intensely sexualised these days.
I agree that the the mediocre, over the top, overlong and shoddy action scenes was what made the film genuinely tough to watch. Even I long for the old school hands on action scenes in BENHUR or QUO VADIS. But the majority seemed to like the special effects crap that Hollywood dishes out today so .....
I know you wished that you had a beer while watching this film. But you should take that up with the Indian government. I recommend that they make alcohol available at all cineplexes so that people with taste do not go crazy and shoot up the audience or something.
I am afraid I will be directing Part 2 of the Wonder Woman franchise. I know you are angry that so much money and resources are used up to manufacture a banal product like Wonder Woman. But I do not see things changing in future. I suggest that you have a few drinks before watching Justice League Part 2, Suicide Squad Part 2, X Men Redux, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and The Avengers 4. Or even better, stay home.
There isn't much that you or I can do except vote the film a 1 on IMDb. But even that would not make much of a difference, for the morons outnumber people like you.
Best Regards,
Patty Jenkins