Unwonderful

Rating: 2/10 (1 October 2017)

Positives: Can't think of any. Negatives: 1. Really bad science such as jumping off a moving horse and landing without a forward momentum. Failed middle school science. Effortless jumps of hundreds or more feet. Would work if we knew what force (other than leg muscles) she utilized, but none given as none exists even in "Wonderland". 2. Grade school dialogue with lots of petty arguments amongst the Amazonians which is unworthy of their stature (pun). 3. Lots of middles ages weapons and fighting skills. Why just that period of tech & culture? For a people who live forever you would think they would educate themselves to something a little better, or at least venture into "man's" world and borrow a few ideas. Dumb! 4. Since they don't venture into "man's" world how and why does each person learn a 100 different languages, to what end. More dumb. 5. Why all the makeup? 6. Why the synthetic Hollywood costume shop plastic looking clothing that never seems to get dirty or torn? 7. Action scenes were stereotypic, non-creative, borrowing of the same moves found in all action flicks. One typical puzzler is while she's being shot at (several hundred rounds/min) by several machine guns she just stands there holding a shield for upper body protection leaving legs exposed yet not a single round strays in that direction. Add in wrist bullet deflectors and the really cheap CGI of electrical zapping and her wonder skills become laughing skills. 8. Acting was moronic & robotic to satisfy middle school audiences willing to accept anything with attractive women. Add in the romantic scenes for money making audience appeal which did nothing to enhance her specialness. 9. Overbearing musical/sound effects give-away and often used to bolster shallow plots in movies. 10. Made a mockery of Greek classical characters. Summary: Very cartoonish level writing, acting, effects.