A New Hope

Rating: 6/10 (12 July 2017)

In the beginning there was a planet full of Jedi. Then, captain James T. Kirk, a member of the Rebel Alliance whom has stolen the plans of a super weapon that the evil Empire plans to build, is shot down in the Millennium Falcon and has to be rescued by Gisele Harabo. The Empire wants those plans and is chasing the rebel scum to recover them. The Jedi and the Empire battles, and the Jedi wins the battle but madam President Claire Underwood dies in the process. Gisele Harabo and Captain Kirk had to go back to Alderaan to deliver the stolen plans to the Rebel Alliance headquarters. Gisele Harabo believes a Sith lord named Ares is the Phantom Menace controlling everything behind the curtains, and had to choose a proper outfit to destroy the Sith. They travel to a planet full of illegal aliens full of mud and Gisele Harabo uses her Jedi powers to beat the Empire on the Outer Rim. Then Gisele attacks and kill a Sith named Lord Viktor Frankenstein, but he was just the apprentice of the true Sith, Remus Lupin. Upon awakening her Cosmos, Harabo and Lupin fight while captain Kirk manages to pilot the Death Star into the stratosphere. Gisele beats the Sith out of Ares and recovers the seven Dragon Balls, and thus, by the Power of Love, everyone is happy and the war is over.