Stupid, inane, stereotypical garbage

Rating: 4/10 (24 October 2018)

Yawn. Another superhero movie. I don't know why I bothered - maybe because it wasn't a Marvel movie (generic, dime-a-dozen crap)? Because of the lavish praises? Because I was bored?
Regardless, it was yet another disappointment. Where to begin?
1. Action scenes with requisite slow-motion triple flips... zzzzzz.
2. Cardboard evil bad guys. Oooh, so evil. They even have a scar on their face!
3. Good guy picks up his team of crack specialists from the drunks in the local bar. Wow, ever seen that before!
4. The island of Amazons have the token, laughable, out-of-place black Amazons for the sake of diversity. It's almost as if we're seeing Lake-Town in the Hobbit!
5. Wonder woman can just block the bullets from a hundred rifles and machine guns with her bracers. Errr... okay.
6. Giiiiirrrl power! Men are stupid doofuses. War-mongering, blathering fools. The world would be much better off with women in charge. Enough already with the preaching in movies, ok?
7. Stupid dumb men in the cryptography division are too dumb to recognize Ottoman. But of course Wonder Woman can read it!
8. Sooo, these Amazons live on an island with a magic screen around it. Said screen is what, 300 yards offshore? Why do they have a boat?
9. Just how long was that cringe-worthy "funny moment" chat in the boat? Ten minutes? Good grief. Editor? Hello? Editor?
10. Hey, you know, sailing from the Mediterranean to London can be done in one night. While you both sleep. With zero sailing or navigational skills. The little ship will just sail itself!
11. Who cares. This movie blows chunks.