Urine slowly being poured into one's eyes

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2017)

This film was so unbearably awful, that I walked out of the theater before it ended, which I have literally done with no other film I have seen, including Jem and the Holograms. Ugly cinematography, bad writing, a very ugly, stupid and bland protagonist with no redeeming qualities, a cliché story you've seen dozens of times, a long list of historical inaccuracies (such as the Turk claiming Germans were racist against him, when the Turks were on the Germans side in World War I), clownishly insulting characters including a drunken Scotsman, and a magic Indian, and badly wasting the one or two actually talented actors in the film (such a David Thewlis) and all the depth of a puddle of dog urine.
It fails both on a technical level, and on the childishly Utopian agenda it is trying to sell.
The only, and I mean, ONLY redeeming quality of this film is the incredibly sexy and seductive Dr. Maru played by Elena Anaya.