What a waste

Rating: 1/10 (28 August 2017)

I've read a LOT of reviews on this..........uh......."movie", and I can see that only true fans of Wonder Woman find this monstrosity a huge kick in the face by DC to real, true WW fans.
Anybody who has no clue as to what or who Wonder Woman really is, what she stands for, and what her goals are, will probably find this drivel a good watch. Anybody with any intelligence and understanding of the character will find this "movie" a hard crack upside their head with a baseball bat by DC and WB!
Lynda Carters Wonder Woman may have been cheese-tastic, but at least she held the traits of what and who Wonder Woman is, even though they got convoluted by season 3. And on top of that, she was pretty much THE iconic Wonder Woman.
This little hobbit of a woman, pretending to be an Amazon, much less Wonder Woman is just laughable beyond being a sick joke. Sure there were a LOT of holes and problems with the movie, but the REAL horror of this movie was the casting! OMG! What is with that horrific accent?! She looks like a 12 year old girl trying on mommies clothes, trying to act like a grown woman. A hysterical laugh riot in itself!
Wonder Girl she could have been, but she is NOT and NEVER will be Wonder WOMAN!
And what is with Chris Pine trying to be Steve Trevor? Yet another shortie put in the role of a tall, masculine, soldier character. WHY are these tiny, short people put into these rolls of BIG, TALL, STATUESQUE characters?????? It's like watching a one of the Justice League episodes where they get changed into 10 year olds!
And don't get me started on that soundtrack! I really don't know what to say about that horrible sound....there just are no words for it. The only thing that comes to mind is that sound you hear when garbage is flushed down a pipe. Which I guess DOES fit the movie then.
Marvel apparently has the brains and intelligence to hire the RIGHT people to make their movies, as the people they pick for their superheroes are excellent choices. Those actors fit their characters perfectly. DC on the other hand.......apparently they have a monkey throwing darts at magazines, in order to pick "actors" for some of these roles.
Yes, sometimes DC does get it right, but 90% of the time, they don't. Christopher Reeve, Lynda Carter, Michael Keaton, even Jason Mamoa as Aquaman was brilliant. Hell, I'd even go so far as to say Ben Affleck as Batman is a much better choice that Cavill as Stouperman and Gadot as Wretched Woman.
But, as I've read in other reviews also........it seems that this "movie" was fed to a Wonder Woman fan base and a feminist fan base that has been teased and starved so long, they just gobbled up what garbage that was fed to them.
I mean, look at the YEARS and YEARS and YEARS of TEASING, with movies that were constantly shelved, a TV show that was shelved halfway through the first episode, and false promises of other Wonder Woman related media that never came to be.
I mean really......we are literally DROWNING in Batman propaganda, movies, TV shows, anime, animation, shorts, etc.... But hardly ANYTHING on Wonder Woman!
Maybe one day all these people will wake up and see what has happened. Hollywood feeding us garbage and passing it off as something spectacular, only because we've been teased for SO many years!!!
Too bad I don't have the money to make a Wonder Woman movie the RIGHT way. It would be nice if DC would listen to their fans the way Marvel listens to theirs! But I guess that will never happen. So more DC fans keep jumping the fence to Marvel.
What a shame.