New category of film

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2006)

Is it an action film? Is it a war film? I think it's WARCTION!
I will join the majority here and vote this not only one of the worst WAR films of all time, but of the WORST films of all time. No plot, just many, many explosions. You WILL get a headache. Every bomb looks the same, from a grenade, to a satchel charge, to a mine, to a mortar shell, to bombs fired from off-shore battleships. Ridiculous!
Our Navajo Indian hero,Beach, has two expressions: stupid smirk and meditative séance eye rolling.
Endless moronic scenes made me wish the movie blew up in my DVD player- even fast forwarding through much of it, the film still felt 3 hours long. Why would such a perceived valuable soldier be sent on such small missions with such a high level of danger: what value would he provide? How is it possible the two of them always know the coordinates of where to radio for bombs even though they have no maps?
I actually laughed out loud when they got to the final portion of the island, and we see the closeup of the REALLY, REALLY BIG Japanese gun. Uh oh, the US is in trouble now! Other laughable scenes include the completely ridiculous decapitation and subsequent grenade toss, and the chocolate bar toss- both unforgettable for their complete stupidity.