Who's the Soldier with the Brad Pitt Hair???

Rating: 2/10 (24 April 2014)

What a disservice to Italians from South Philly! I watched this film between TWO other war movies and every single time I tuned in, all I could view was this supernatural flying circus with fireworks proudly displayed. The Script in the Crypt Keeper was working furiously overtime. NOT!
I truly wanted to decipher ;}} more about the Navajo culture and how they may have influenced the average white supremacist, and what an education! NOT!
Why would their most precious cargo be forced to hit the front lines for such extended time frames. For example, I recall orders to head up this 99d incline with bombs flaring through the tree line and see 'waz up'. Very sensible game plan. NOT!
Let's face it I was not there, but catch a few Duke war flicks and you will see, albeit, a more sanitized version, but so much more watchable and entertaining.
When I saw the cutaway scene of one soldier with hair highlights, bleach tips and shining bangs over his eyes, I laughed so hard and thought this had to be intentional. Was this film an attempt at comedy? Please tell me affirmative sir yes sir! NOT!
Just watching scene after agonizing scene with good ol' St. Nick with his pained expressions, and that lovely blood gurgling from his lips in many different congealment configurations, also gave me a clue that Woo is WooWoo.
Thanks for the history lesson and a high five for the commercials!