Worst Movie Since Broken Arrow (Woo Too?)

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2002)

This movie is bad. The acting is bad. The directing is bad. The cinematogrophy is bad. It is not realistic or true to history. Since when do hand grenades explode into a giant ball of fire? Why would well-trained Japanese troops leave their entrenched positions to charge into certain death when fighting a defensive battle? Why are all Native Americans nice and sweet and all white men are bigotted jerks? Why do all of these marines appear to be in their late 30's or early 40's when the average age of combat marines during WWII was under 21? Why does Nicholas Cage throw hand grenades like a girl? Why does the mountain-top Japanese artillery not shell the crap out of all those marines on the beach eating dinner around a roaring campfire during the first night of the battle? Why does the marine CO speak with such an awkward accent? Why am I wasting so much time on a such an uneventful movie?