greatest number of greatest one-liners ever

Rating: 10/10 (20 December 2004)

men and women cannot be friends the biological clock doesn't start ticking until you're 36 I'm gonna be forty! when you know you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now
and that's just off the top of my head!
and of course - I'll have what she's having (but with less pepper)
I watch this movie twice a year, once around new year and once on the Belgian National holiday - but that's a personal story. And even though I can almost say the lines in sync with the characters, I still laugh at every one of them