Paint Dries In The Shadows Even Without An Audience

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2017)

I love movies of all types and try to find the good in everything. I have finished watching even the most boring of movies to the end long after my wife has has given up. For example, I finished watching the intolerable "Breaking Wind" although I'll never get that part of my life back. After considering that "What We Do In The Shadows" is a mockumentary and watching for what I thought must surely be almost the entire movie, I was horrified that I was only 20 minutes into it. It was crude, poorly done, and just unwatchable. I turned it off despite having paid to rent it. Save yourself the grief and watch paint dry instead. This movie should have been left in the shadows.