For What You Expect, It Is Totally Unfunny. ♦ 0%

Rating: 1/10 (26 February 2015)

I love the team behind this film for having made me laugh with their quirky ideas in TV shows and other films. Flight of the Conchords' two-season TV show was immensely enjoyable. But, in here, all I could see was first person conversations that are everything but funny.
Narrating their life and death stories are four wannabe vampires who take pride in their ages and useless powers. While one would expect the film to advance to a laugh ride, it goes nowhere. They occupy a dull mansion and invite virgin friends of friends to victimize them; how convenient! Now I am all yes for not having a proper storyline, but there is no humor in even the farthest corners of the dialogs. I may have chuckled once or twice, but they were due to slapstick, which also starts to decline after the first twenty minutes.
The makers fail to understand that a promising premise cannot single-handedly drive a good show; it's got to have traction. There is nothing much else to talk about this film that is basically a bad and cringe-worthy execution.
BOTTOM LINE: If it is streaks of laughter that you are expecting to do while watching this indie satire show, then I'll suggest you better wait till the time they start selling the DVDs for free, if that ever happens. Avoid!