Trite, Tired, Terrible

Rating: 2/10 (20 June 2006)

Predictable, thoughtless, unfortunate, Christopher Walken!!! I hate this guy...his oddly annoying way of playing even single character with the exact same style and cadence...it borders on infuriating...Owen Wilson can't deliver a line that's not dripping with saccharin(sweet and carcinogenic)...an aww shucks kind of demeanor that makes you want stab yourself in the eyes just to stop the pain...barring the fact he plays the most selfish, arrogant & unredeemable characters not seen since, well EVER!!! Vince Vaughn managed to play every character he's ever done in one movie...his range is terrific, in the fact that is terrifies me that he was paid for "acting" in this movie...this movie is margarine, people have confused it for butter, but its really bad for you and leaves a horrible greasy feeling in your mouth...I feel bad some of you felt the need to spend money to see this ill mannered schlock