GOD have abandoned us!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (13 February 2007)

I can see no other reason why he let this curse released onto mankind.
last night I borrowed the DVD from my brother. sharp minded as always my thoughts BEFORE the movie were :hmm this will probably a cliché romantic movie, bachelors having the fun of there lives, but suddenly they realize they feel empty inside ,fall in love and marry at the end of the movie. but what the hell, I thought.If it brings me a good laughter en good jokes I'll take the corny romantic unavoidable nonsense, you can't have it all in life,can you? and after all I was in a very good mood , I just wanted to see brainless good humor and shatter all my guts out.
so during the movie I giggled here and there, one joke is better than the other, but thats normal, you can't expect that everything is funny or plausible.
but then the horrifying over clichéd stinking predictable romantic bull crap began... much much much earlier than I could ever expected. I thought lets laugh for about 80 minutes and lets then take on the corny sh*t. but no. I was like:what the hell?? why aren't they crashing weddings anymore? the romantic starts just in the very beginning of the movie. for a while I could live with it but later on in the movie some of the cheesy dialogs make me sick in both in stomach and head.
and yeah the story of course who could have predicted it??? the pretenders are getting caught, everybody is feeling miserable(romantic clishé number 1 is that first everything has to go wrong of course) the girl is intending to marry her boyfriend( who is by total coincidence a total jerk who gives nothing about here and the chick has of course first fall in love with another guy to realize that after a relationship of almost 4 years) , the friend first doesn't want anything to do with the chick who's totally over him, but guess what... yes also they fall in love en end up married. than we have the over clichéd "I love you declaration" in public( textbook romantic cliché number 2) and the film ends with not 1 but 2 happy couples ..
Like I said , I expected some romantic nonsense, but I could never expect they would use ALL the over clichéd textbook romantic crap during the whole movie in a very cheesy way!!
I was stunned , shocked ,awed and above all traumatically disappointed. I was out for a cheap laughter, but this story was so cheap it was an insult for my intellect. fine some jokes are OK, but the story is so bad I can't imagine you like this movie unless you're the typical "I want a cheesy happy ending romantic movie girl"
If you're not, save yourself some money ,TIME and a traumatic experience to not watch this movie