Don't bother

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2006)

You mean I have to find 10 lines to say about it? That's a challenge. Here goes. A rare film. It might be funny if you watch it backwards, or with the sound and vision off. Otherwise it's not. Had there been a lower vote than 1, I would have given it. Owen Wilson was rubbish as Starsky. He's worse in this. His large sidekick defies description. Or perhaps that's a little harsh. Pathetic would be a good description. It's scary that someone must have been paid to produce this film. Christopher Walken is all that gives it any worth at all, and he must be dredging the bottom of a very deep barrel merely to have accepted the part. The only reason to watch it might be to see if they do get their come-uppance at the end. No, I don't know. I got bored only watching the film.