I hate this movie.

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2006)

Wow...just...wow...This movie just brings bad to a whole new level.
Why...why is everyone raving about how hilarious this movie is? It took about 15 minutes before I started to see things that I even suspected were supposed to be jokes, and even then I wasn't sure if people were supposed to find it funny. I honestly had trouble distinguishing between what was supposed to be considered funny and what wasn't, save for some parts that were incredibly over-the-top attempts at comedy.
The worst things about this movie are the two main actors.
Vince Vaughn is too old for this role. It was painful to watch him struggle as he desperately tried to prove he is still "hip". When I wasn't cringing at Vaughn's attempts at hilarity, my eyes were transfixed on Owen Wilson's malformed nose. If it wasn't for the fact that about 90% of Wilson's movie's sucked, I'd say he's way passed his prime.
No, I don't hate comedy. I love comedy. I love comedy that is genuinely funny. But I didn't so much as crack a smile at this movie. Seriously. Not once. And not only were the jokes crappy, but a lot of the time the movie was just so slow with nothing happening that I'm surprised that any of the jackass teens that made up about 9/10ths of audience guffawing every 5 seconds at everything could possibly have sat through this.
I won't say that people who like this movie are stupid but...well...I can't think of an honest way to end this sentence without insulting people. It's scary how soon we can all expect a bunch of idiots crashing weddings across the globe trying to imitate those 2 failed comics.
Bottom line: Boring, soulless, and just plain not funny. Easily on my list of top 10 worst movies of all time.