As long and as crappy as the worst of Bollywood's lame excuse for a comedy!

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2006)

Oh where do I begin! Even Bollywood knows better than to churn out such garbage, so naturally I was surprised to see that this crap came from Hollywood! It was an irresponsible, desperate, demeaning, far-fetched, insane, pathetic, disgraceful, sick movie with one funny scene! I laughed only once! and that was for the scene when Todd actually turned out to be gay and he climbs into bed with Vince Vaughs character. That scene was the only funny one in the whole film to me! Did anybody notice how those losers didn't bother to crash any Black people's wedding? That's because Black people are smart and would have outs-ed those losers in their game the minute they walked in. They went to an Indian wedding and blended in, how bloody well far fetched! Hello! Bite me! I am so grateful I didn't pay a single dime to see this film, I saw it for free. And that cameo by Will Ferell as Chaz was just the crowning glory of horse-poop for the film! He was so unfunny, UN-charming, unrealistic and not to mention the mother of them all UNATTRACTIVE! Funeral crashing? How low can you go? I watched the uncorked version so naturally I am more upset than the people who watched the theatrical version who got to sit through less crap! I kept think these guys must be such desperate losers to have to go through so much trouble just to "wham, bham, thank you m'am!" Oh and Christopher Walken needs to respect himself by cutting the slew of crappy films he has been appearing in lately, it's ruining his credibility. Only in Hollywood could the general populous of women be portrayed as such floozies and only in Hollywood could men like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaugh be considered hot enough to bang! Rachel Mcadams, the one star that I am giving this film is for you darling! You were a beautiful ring in the snout of such a pig of a crappy movie!