A movie so tiring of jokes and one-liners isn't worthy!

Rating: 5/10 (14 March 1999)

Mike Myers, with his comically canny dialogue and one-liners, fares much worse from WAYNE'S WORLD in my book. NOT! (he does, really) I would only recommend this for those who grew up watching the skits on S.N.L. a long time ago. View this all the way through for the first time, and you'll laugh, and you'll cry, and you'll hurl (as the tagline suggests). The funny jokes and gags are too weird enough to make you learn the entire script. Other than trying to understand Cantonese, "babe" Tia Carrere performs some rock tunes down to her lungs for your "excellent" pleasure. After that, it quickly becomes stale, and soon you'll forget it until another ten years pass by when you want to relive those precious memories. To me, this has never been my kind of movie to take seriously because it's downright obnoxious. For the benefit of some who have not had the chance to see it during high school, better give it a swing...er, I mean SCHWING! It'll be great fun. Take my word and repeat after me: "It's NOT WORTHY....NOT WORTHY....NOT WORTHY!!!"