Terrible! Save your money...

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2009)

There's not much else to say. Probably the most disappointing film of all time. I was really looking forward to enjoying this movie. I love comics, I love superheroes and I love action. Not only did this movie not get anywhere close to my expectations, but it actually sucked huge donkey balls.
There was no followable plot. There was no action. You don't care about any of the characters in it. The movie is filled with a lot of details that have no connection to the story. There is gratuitous violence that has no purpose and does nothing to help support what the director is trying to get across. On top of that, the movie is similar to a vast chasm of boring. God I can't stress that enough.... BORING! The movie is aesthetically pleasing and the actors are good. Despite not caring about any of the characters, they were at least interesting and charismatic. Other than that, whoever worked on this film should immediately be put out of their misery before they ever waste anybody else's money.
Who put their money up for this film? Are you the biggest retard on the planet? Did you honestly give this awful production team millions of dollars to make a film, and watched the final cut of the movie and gave a green light for release. You are an idiot. I understand a director who only thinks in aesthetics may miss having a good story and characters you hope come out on top, but someone should've said "STOP! Let's rework this before we all make a huge mistake releasing this crap in a can and soil all of our reputations as artists!" If Ford came out with a car this bad, they would've had a factory recall! This film should be pulled from all theaters and not released until the movie is actually releasable.
Hollywood has failed again and it seems to be happening more and more. Billy Crudup, you did Jesus' Son! That was a far cry from the filth you are doing nothing. You should be ashamed.