This Movie is a Joke

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2010)

This is easily the worst high-profile movie I saw in 2009.
Here is what you get:
(1) a lethargic action thriller riddled with dialog exchanges that could put an insomniac to sleep, (2) some dark and psychotic scenes full of perverted violence, (3) a pathetic sex scene with latex-clad superheroes, and (4) an absurd ending which the director and screen writer may have considered quite wise, but is in fact complete and utter nonsense.
The whole movie is a joke, so stupid at times, that I laughed helplessly at my own misfortune, having paid to watch it.
By the time it ended most other people had left the cinema.
It seems that even if one makes a meaningless, long, overly violent (at times) and otherwise profoundly boring movie with an absurd ending, there will still be people out there who would feel passionate about it.
For an artist this should be a depressing thought.