Bosh!

Rating: 1/10 (24 March 2009)

The film has seemed to me extraordinary tiresome and boring." Too tiresome and Too boring!!!"  I was repeating during the whole 2 hours. A lot of useless talk "Bla-Bla-Bla".Too many "slow motion" moments. After an hour of viewing, you sit in an armchair with the blotted right foot and you think: "Well, What a hell I'm doing here?".You start to yawn after the first 15 minutes. Half of the film, meeting a new character on the screen, you want to ask a question: " Who?, Who the hell are u man?" Suits - sediment! Such sensation, that half of heroes are non conventional orientation. Lady Jupiter is ugly!Plastic pieces on a body! Fights are like in the Indian films of 90s.Even Chak Norris laughing while watching this! A lot of unnecessary blood. Why this "Blue-man" always show his dangle penis? It's ridiculous! What will I say to my little 8 years foster daughter, asking me about that!!??? The main sense of the film could be told in less than 40 minutes! The only pleasant moment - soundtracks! They are really beautiful! The rest - a parcel of rubbish!!!! Bosh! Bosh! Bosh!