What a waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (11 August 2009)

I know there are a lot of very positive reviews of this movie (which is what fooled me into actually watching this film) but I suspect that most of the people that have come out of this 3 hour mess are too exhausted and feel too ripped off to devote any additional time out of their lives to bother to warn others.
This is the warning I did not have.
First of all, there is way too much full-frontal male nudity in this movie. Basically, a scientist involved with state-of-the-art radioactive stuff is involved in an accident. As a result, he's instantly super-buff, has bright blue skin and wanders around the movie buck naked, showing us his blue, radioactive penis every chance he gets for no good reason. Given his ability to manipulate matter, why the hell doesn't this guy manipulate himself some pants, a leaf or something.
To make matters worse, he uses his new found powers and replicates himself (still nude) multiple times to maximize visibility of his blue, radioactive penis for the audience. It is incredibly unnecessary and ridiculous; the director could have at least arranged some furniture or something for the odd 50 or so painfully long full-frontal nudity blue radioactive crotchial scenes.
Secondly, the film is far too convoluted and is nearly impossible to put together, not to mention it simply lacks substance. There are so many pointless scenes (not to specifically mention the full-frontal nudity blue radioactive penis scenes and a random sex scene) and while the visual effects are nice and there isn't really anything wrong with the acting (given what they're working with), the viewer becomes entirely brain-numb. I can't imagine anyone having a good reason to stay in front of the screen other than that you're paralyzed, are held at gunpoint or both.
Finally, the movie is too long.. especially for one that sucks this bad.