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Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2009)

I'm starting to lose faith in a lot of the ratings presented in IMDb, especially with movies like this scoring 80%+.......seriously people???
We have a simple case here of users logging on and giving this such a high rating either because: a) the economic crisis is just driving everyone nuts, or b) the 60,000 odd cast and crew were also paid to post up positive feedback in the hope of drawing poor, unsuspecting movie-goers into actually giving this a shot! I'm more inclined to believe that its the latter, and if thats the case the sad reality is that it has actually worked.
I still I haven't met anyone who has watched this film and not comment on how truly abysmal it was - and everyone they know shared the same sentiments. The constantly flashing big blue penis was already quite disturbing/distracting in itself, but not as much as the script itself. I'll admit that I haven't read the comics, and after viewing the film I have no intention whatsoever of doing so. I think its silly for people to assume that if you didn't enjoy it, its because you didn't understand it or you "haven't read the comic" - I've seen and enjoyed many films without having read the books/comics that they originated from.
Everything in this film was just lacking on so many levels. The rescue scene followed by the sex scene just about sums up the whole film - it was just non-arousing, boring and pointless. What is it with bad movies and unnecessary sex scenes anyway? The B-grade movie Gabriel had a similar one - and that was the worst movie I had ever seen until I saw Watchmen! Save your money people - this train-wreck won't help you through the financial crisis!!!