Major bore

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2009)

Recall that extra homework you got after behaving badly at school? Well, I at least do, and this movie is it. Worse than Shakespeare written on paper, if that means anything.
To summarize, 2 hours of past time comic hero nostalgia delivered by some scratchy Rohrschach voice over of the annoying Bale Batman type, while you're biting your nails waiting for something to happen. Serious yawner so far.
Then the 3rd hour, some faint promise of maybe a tiny amount of action and sexiness, but still no luck. Regarding the latter, I'd recommend those losers get some advice on how to photograph a lady on camera next valley. I mean, how can you get so little out of a hot woman on screen? Quite an achievement I got to admit.
Also, as a warning, some good stuff gets seriously raped on the way. Like Kubrick's "War Room" and Scorsese's Cavalleria Rusticana Intermezzo. It's as appalling as it can get, so be prepared.
I thanked The Lord when this was over and I could go home. If you happen to watch this on DVD some time I'd recommend fast forwarding, but I couldn't say where to. Seriously, we should get paid for watching this kind of crap, and quite some.