Somehow offensive and boring at the same time.

Rating: 2/10 (6 August 2009)

There were so many things to get upset about it this film I almost became bored of hearing myself express them.
Almost.
From lovable, misunderstood rapist "The Comedian" and the defence of him somewhere along the lines of "Yeah, but all humans are animals", to the unnecessary use of a small girl being kidnapped and thrown to dogs (this is a comic book film, hardly the time for that sort of brevity) I only laughed once during the film and that was during the hilarious sex scene (which whilst being totally inappropriately porny also kind of reminded me of how it feels to walk in on your ageing parents shagging) To make sure that this was definitely the worst sex scene of any movie, ever, they used the beautiful track "Hallelujah" which is something akin to if they they played "always look on the bright side of life" at Diana's funeral. Dreadful, dreadful, dreadful.
On the plus side, its also depressingly long, so you have enough time to fully appreciate quite how crap a film this is.