Watchmen SUX

Rating: 1/10 (9 March 2009)

This movie was sooooo very bad I walked out at about the 3/4 mark. It is nothing but a bad 70's porn movie masked as a superhero movie. I have seen similar movies at old drive-ins as they were dying off just trying to keep a few more bucks coming in. So of the reviews I have read they are nothing but pure drek. You all who thought this movie was good must be smokin something. This was nothing but violence wrapped in sex with a bad superhero idea thrown in. The super heros were worse than the bad guys. Perhaps this was the idea and if so it was a bad one. The whole movie was stupid. The sex scenes were not even that good. I mean the night owl being impotent unless he kills or wears the suit. What is up with Silk whatever her name was? What was she "Super Whore"? PUHLEEEEZEEE! And Mr Manhaton? A bad excuse to show a guys "dingus". Any decent porno will do far better. Far gods sake folk. Wake up to this type of crap. This movie was awful in the extreme. A bad rape scene, people that supposedly have no powers throwing men around like they were rag dolls, (the women doing the throwing too). This is fantasy but very bad fantasy. My biggest gripe is that the whole thing didn't go anywhere. I am all for violence when needed but this was excess for no good reason but to do excess. I mean when the good Dr. takes a guy out he doesn't just kill him, no, no, no. He has to graphically mess the room up with him. I admit the effects were cool. But what was the sense to it? If he is so highly evolved then why not just "erase" the guys he kills. And why not use this vast power to heal a few folks huh? All he did was prance around and act superior. So what! sigh. I guess I will just have to realize that people don't no anything that is quality anymore. This movie is tripe and foolishness and money that could have been better spent to feed a few hungry people. Of course many movies these days are like that so I really don't know what I am complaining about. LOL