Absolutely Awful!! What a rip-off!

Rating: 3/10 (10 March 2009)

Absolutely awful in every way! We actually believed some of the praise of this D movie we read here. Never again! This film had bad acting, bad script, bad direction and the wimpy voices of most of the "good guys" were laughable. The sex scene was more like a porno shot and totally not needed - purely gratuitous. And the "Smiley Face" on the surface of Mars only reinforced the joke being played on us all by the jokers that made this dumb movie.
This movie will become one of those silly cult films like "Creature From The Black Lagoon" because they are sooooooooooo bad they are funny, as this dog was. We all actually laughed several times during the long long film. Watching this stupid film was like punishment. We felt like we'd been laughed at by the bunch that made this film. We want our money back!