Stunning...ly disappointing

Rating: 3/10 (18 March 2009)

First off let me say the only reason I'm even giving this a 3 is because the SE were awesome. Other than that the movie fell so short its not even funny.
The first bad spot I must point out is that 90% of the movie is useless background information that had nothing to do with anything. It is great to know so much about these people... if I were trying to hire them. I'm not so all I needed was a quick go and then move on. Most of it was completely out of sequence anyway. The plot? Bad guy wants too... um... 2 1/2 hours later... oh, blow up a bunch of places... I'm rather irritated by the fact that there was almost no point to the movie until the end. Once you find out what it is, it was over.
On top of that most of the movie was nothing more than a superhero porn. And not even the good kind either. Half of it had the blue guy's penis flopping around all over the place. Wow... now my life is complete... I'm sorry to say that this movie was more than a colossal waste of my time. It was completely worthless except for the special effects. Even those were kind of iffy as well.
And who is the main character? I don't think that was ever figured out either. It starts with one, and ends up with like 15. I am sorry to anyone who saw this and liked it, hopefully it made some sense to you... but to the rest of us it was a waste of time and money. I have not seen a worse movie since Hulk, Spiderman, and Fantastic 4. Save yourself some money and see something good.