That was 3 hours of my life I will never get back

Rating: 1/10 (20 March 2009)

After the first 10 minutes, I kept thinking "This has GOT to get better". I should have trusted my instincts and left the theater in time to go to ANY other show....ANYTHING would have been better then watching this - even an episode of BARNEY has to have more excitement then this complete waste of time. I have never been so bored during a movie in my life. This show has totally ruined Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" for me too...forever. Thank goodness I only used my "Scene Points" to get in so I didn't pay any money at the theater. I would have been very angry if I had actually spent money to see this movie. I started feeling like Weird Al's Parody of "One More Minute" - I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it until I die...then spend one more minute WATCHING THIS STUPID MOVIE.