Watchmen Wasn't Watchable

Rating: 2/10 (26 August 2009)

I couldn't bring myself to give it a 1 star rating, but I came damn close! I was one of those viewers that didn't read the comic book or whatever you call them these days (graphic novels? oh yeah, that's a good one....it's a damn comic book. Even if it costs 20 bucks.) Regardless, this movie Tanked with a capital "T." A confusing mess with retro gadgets and enough sepia tones to last a lifetime (please, no more)this flick was a waste of good money, talent etc. It was just awful! Worst of all, it was plain boring. Do not rent this unless you can't find any Ed Wood films. I really don't have much to say about this movie and IMDb is telling me that I didn't have enough lines in my review. Can I say "boring" like a thousand times or will they get mad?