what the hell just happened (am i awake)

Rating: 4/10 (11 March 2009)

possible spoilers ahead (but you wont care) OK where do i begin. well this was a mismatch of sewage water washed down with confusing,pretentious,boring,my god a blue guys penis,oh god more bloody male nudity,don't care about the lame ass lets do lots of talking characters,boring the audience with lots of tough talking (blah,blah,blah)just get on with it,more layers and sub plots than a cake made by the layer and sub plot kings,oh more freaking male nudity,still confused,where is this going,please no more (the agony),running time of about 2.5 hours (are you freaking kidding me),blue mans penis again,when will it end,still confused,lost interest (have no resorted to playing with my popcorn for fun),stupid CGI lion thing,are these people superheroes or normal guys err i don't know.basically when i closed my eyes i just wanted them to stay shut and entertain myself with thoughts of pretty things and lots of female nudity but when they opened all i got was ah a blue mans penis and a freaking sob story enough already i want action explosions cool gadgets a real bad ass bad guy ,but no all i got was cry me a god dam river boohoo (ahhhhh blue mans penis again).poor Zack such potential but he grew too big for his own good on this one and made one hell of a stinker.
bottom line should have stayed on the pages and not been put onto celluloid.