Worst film you'll see this year, or decade?

Rating: 1/10 (3 March 2009)

This has to be the worst film I have seen in years. The special effects are astounding, but it is criminal that so much effort has been wasted on such a terrible terrible script. The acting verges on parody, you see a superhero's blue appendage for many of the scenes, and there are lines like "When you left me, I decided I couldn't be on earth any longer, so I went to Mars". It is utterly atrocious and I hope the people who made it learn that the general public demands some thought and quality control when it comes to story. Only go and see it if you get a kick out of bad bad movies. I'm sure the studio knows, so most of the above reviews are probably viral market plants so that they make something back on opening weekend before word gets out. This film is laughably bad. I saw it for free and I didn't walk out but many people did.