please heed this warning. you are about to embark on a journey of shiit

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2009)

Well, first off I would like to thank whoever made this movie, that they have proved to me there is something worse then "Glitter". This movie to me was so bad that I left about the time when she started that pod up and buddy let her wear the glasses. put your money to where it will be more useful, like buying stock bonds and parachute pants, they will be in style longer then this movie. The only thing I did like in it was the fact that the blue penis is smaller then mine and my girlfriend said it was the only thing that interested her in the flick anyway.
To those "fans" I will only say this.. get out of your parents basement and go get laid. I have read your comments on this before I went, now I want to kill you and myself for believing your words. To those foolish enough to go after reading my words, all I will say is there will be a support group I will be running for victims of watching the watchmen. for you unbelievers to my words of this suck fest, ... please save your money for better things like a 12inch think anal hammer fist with vibrating and pounding action. because you will feel like you've been ass ravaged after seeing it....you have been warned