Failure of Epic Proportion

Rating: Null/10 (1 September 2011)

There really is nothing good to say about this film. The wrong topic and a smidge too much action to be considered a chick flick, but way, way, way too much time spent on characters pouring out their hearts to each other to be considered an action movie. Every time the movie starts to pick up a little tempo, it immediately goes right back to 5-10 minutes of dull/dreary characters trying to talk out their feelings.
I counted at least 5 different story lines, and the film never seems to be able to decide which the main one is supposed to be.
To top everything else off, the film was 2 hours and 15 minutes long.