(Kind of Spoilers) This movie sucks a lot worse than your led to believe!

Rating: 1/10 (6 February 2013)

OK I have to preface this by saying that I normally do not make a habit of going into keyboard warrior mode but after having Fandango, Rotten Tomatoes and now IMDb all recommend me this garbage I have to draw the line.
When a movie kicks off with a completely unliving corpse giving a voice-over you have to be able to smell trouble. If that same carcass is murmuring dialogue you should sense something is wrong and when a love interest gets introduced in the same 15 minutes with the mushy close-ups...its OK at that point to begin asking for your refund.
It breaks a lot of conventions but in a really cringe-worthy manner. Zombieland was a perfect blueprint for modern undead humor without completely tarnishing the genre and style that our horror based creations originate from, why deviate? More importantly why encourage an impressionable movie goer like myself into going to see it when YOU KNOW I WON'T LIKE IT.
I expected better out of my critics, my peers and my internet sources. Roadhouse? I'm game. Turkish Star Wars? Let me at it. Where was the campiness that I loved so much in Braindead or even in the fairly recent Drag Me to Hell? Nowhere to be found here but I sure do get a "Breakfast Club" esque makeover scene. Thanks? Nah, no thanks.
Would you let a zombie watch you undress and sleep on your floor? I know this is make believe but GEEZ ITS A ZOMBIE THAT EATS BRAINS. The least you could do is introduce an element of danger that doesn't come from something...that ZOMBIES ARE AFRAID OF?? This is the most disappointing / worst zombie movie since Night of the Comet. There always needs to be new ideas that are tried out to genre movies but Warm Bodies is just not the right way to go about it. If you are a fan of good romance, comedy, action or horror then you will be guaranteed to be rubbed the wrong way and let down. Save your money, save your time.