George Romaro Is Rolling In His Grave Right now.

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2013)

I was wrong about Thor: The Dark World being the worst film of the year. At least it was credible. This movie on the other hand, is the biggest travesty since Iron Sky. A Insult to the zombie genre itself by insulting fans of the zombie genre in this poorly acted, abysmally written movie.
I didn't even finish watching this film and I know its the worst film of the year. Its so bad it makes Twilight look like a better love story than anything.
The film is about a Zombie played by the very gifted actor Nicolas Hoult. Unfortunately, this model/actor has to work with such bad material. This Zombie named R has more problems in life than a Disney Princess. He wishes he was Human and how he wants to be free. This is unbelievably stupid.
But not until he meets a human named Julie. Then he falls in love with her. He takes him back to the airport where she is creep-ed out by him but... *Sigh* she begins to like him. So the movie is basically about him narrating every five minutes about his stupid life.
The movie's most insulting scenes are ones where R is getting healed. The things that most offended me was that he eats people because "IT MAKES HIM FEEL HUMAN" BS! Zombies cannot feel human! They cannot breathe! Also, He Can Dream. WHAT THE ACTUAL F#@$!? HE DREAMS!? Who wrote this crap? OH WAIT. LEVINE HIMSELF.
Not only is that the worst of it, but the zombies can also talk. OK. Zombies don't talk. Even if they did, would they sound like depressed Goths? The acting is horrendous. The girl who plays Julie has about as much emotion as Bella Swan. This movie is a poor mans version of Twilight.
The music is incredibly misplaced with 80's pop songs that sound like they should be in a real romantic comedy than a film about zombies. Even though some of the songs are OK, the score is a stupid dumb tech-no soundtrack that should be placed in a film like Tron: Legacy.
This also is a stupid Romeo and Juliet Post Apocalypse film which I hadn't noticed until I saw a balcony where Julie is looking into the sky.
This is a disgrace to movies. Its a disgrace to filmmaking. Its a disgrace to writing, its a disgrace in every sense of the meaning. Warm Bodies is the worst film of 2013. A clumsily written, horribly acted, and awfully directed film from the man who brought us a movie called 50/50 which I haven't seen but I know it should be good.
I feel sorry to all the 13 year old girls who like this movie. They obviously haven't developed taste yet.
8/100 F