Just "R"

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2015)

If you're seriously hankering for a "warm-fuzzy" zombie-movie experience - (Yep. That's right! - A "warm-fuzzy") - Then you need look no further than Warm Bodies. This picture has got to be one of the warmest, one of the fuzziest, and, yes, one of the most sickeningly-sweet, retch-inducing zombie movies imaginable.
Not only that - I'd definitely say Warm Bodies also ranks right up there as being one of the absolutely phoniest "quick-cure" zombie movies ever made, as well.
And, like, if that wasn't enough to earn this viewer's total contempt - Warm bodies was also a zombie movie that refused to make up its bloody mind whether it wanted its zombies to be the slow, drag-your-feet type, or the fast, impossible-to-outrun ones. (Ho-hum!)
And, on top of all of that crap - Warm Bodies' story was so frickin' demented-to-the-extreme that it actually had the unforgivable audacity of sadistically twisting all of its warm-fuzziness into (get this!) a Romeo & Juliet romance, complete with a truly nauseating "balcony scene", to boot. (Oh, Romeo! Oh, Romeo! Where for art thou?)
Yes. Indeed. Warm Bodies (which was filmed in Montreal, Quebec) was filled to overflowing with inane plot-holes and truly brain-dead inconsistencies, including a zombie who, at first, was incapable of speech, but, all the while, was delivering to the viewer a fluent, blow-by-blow, voice-over narration as his way of filling in the gaps. (Spare me!)