What happens when teen girls move on from twilight

Rating: 3/10 (9 July 2013)

I went to see this with my (now ex) girlfriend. When I first saw previews with that angsty "zombie" guy that the girls most likely find cute, I knew exactly what his movie was going to be about. Already the concept is just plain silly: zombie romance. Take that in. ZOMBIE. ROMANCE. Silly plot aside, I like to make fun of bad movies and I knew that my girlfriend and I would be making out. Those two things make the movie worthy of a try. We walk in, get out tickets, drinks, and snacks, and I get ready for something I would undoubtedly dislike. I knew this would be on par with Christian Rock and Ryan Gosling movies for me. The same crap being produced until it's beaten to death. It's cutesy crap, teen zombie guy that wants company, alright humor but nothing special. It's averaging at a 6 in the beginning. Then comes the horrible parts. This group of human survivor kids are out doing a coming-of-age thing (I think) and that's where Zombie Boy spots the blonde of his dreams. How else to kick of this wonderful love-in-bloom without eating her boyfriends brain? Which gives Zombie Boy that guy's memories, despite the fact that Zombie Boy appears to have just picked from anywhere in the brain. In any case, it's dumb. Zombie Boy then abducts Blonde Girl (sorry, but these characters aren't memorable) and takes her to his "sweet pad" which is an airplane. They listen to music, nothing important really happens until Zombie Boy starts to feel alive again. Apparently falling in love cures zombie-ism. THIS IS F***ING STUPID Just the entire concept angers me. The writing skill of these people can be equated to most fan fiction writers. "But it's creative" Some people might say. I don't care, it's stupid. A small child painting the dog blue could be considered creative, but is still stupid. After the point of Zombie Boy starting to feel the plot goes as predictable as possible and all the other zombies become human again and integrate with the survivors after some dramatic bullcrap. Whatever. tl;dr boring, predictable, dumb concepts, message that teen girls will enjoy