Watch the Walking Dead instead

Rating: 5/10 (5 June 2013)

This ridiculous little movie was the complete definition of "over- hyped." I kept waiting for the awesome, or awesomely funny parts. Then...it finally ended. I think the funny part is that they conned so many people into paying between 8-10 bucks to go see it.
Basically it is kind of like a politically correct Zombie movie. They try to humanize a zombie...seriously. They give him feelings, thoughts, etc. I know its a comedy and that aspect isn't lost on me. It has a few minor laughs and I did rate it a 5. A 5 is far more than it deserves and I was kind enough not to rate it a 1,2,or 3.
I know everyone is on the zombie movie kick right now. A light hearted comedy about zombies doesn't sound bad. The fact is though that this boring zombie turd obviously ate what remained of advanced screener's brains and they actually made it out to either be the best zombie movie ever, or at least the funniest one, and what you get when you watch it is maybe, at best....The best, funniest movie that maybe one of the brain dead zombies that you call your idiot children have ever seen. I guess it could be pretty hilarious if I smoked and ounce of weed in the parking lot before I watched it. Then Again most movies are pretty funny after that.
If you took the short yellow bus to school you may rate this one a 10, but for those of us who's brain's still function and blood still pumps, it's a mildly amusing 5.