If I could give this movie 0 stars, I would.

Rating: 1/10 (10 June 2013)

Where to begin with this mess...I really thought this movie would be funny from the trailer. But this movie is an extended version of the trailer and nothing more. I'm not sure whats worse about this movie, the dreadful lack of acting, or the terrible plethora of inaccuracies that I won't even begin to mention because they have been addressed by numerous other disgusted reviewers.
I laughed a few times in the first 20 minutes but after that, the movie hit a brick wall of utter stupidity. I think what really ruined it for me was R trying to talk. It reminded me of an elderly man trying to create a bowel movement. After 30 minutes or so, I actually looked this movie up on IMDb to read the worst reviews and was just shocked to see how many there were, and that I agreed with most of them.
About an hour or so into the movie, there is a scene where R is now living with the humans in some colony and the main girl and her friends are putting make-up all over him so he doesn't look so dead. When R turns around in the swivel chair after being done-up, he looks almost exactly like Edward from Twilight and then it dawned on me that the entire movie was just a satire redo of Twilight, but with zombies, which made me hate the movie more.
This movie tries to be both serious and a satire film at the same time and fails at both. I think it might be the worst movie I've ever seen. If I had spent money on this film, I would've embarrassed myself publicly trying to get my money back.