Not what I expected at all!

Rating: 7/10 (13 May 2017)

My expectations were so low you'd have to look for them in the cellar. And my flat's on the top floor.
It's like it's against my better judgment, because somewhere my brain tells me that this is a 4, or a 5 at most. Maybe it was those low expectations and my utter surprise that added two stars to those four. I really don't know, I just know I really enjoyed it.
So the story line about the humans sucked. Sucked. Another reason I can't believe I rated it a 7. The film is so cliché it hurts. It was the story about the orcs that made it worthwhile. Maybe the orcs added a third star.
And there you have it. 7 stars and me, all astonished and really looking forward to a sequel.