Too bad that Glenn Close has agreed to appear in this

Rating: 1/10 (23 July 2016)

Do you remember about the war between Orcs and humans? I don't. Maybe it took place when I was away on vacation, I had a long vacation on Khutungu, my own pink planet, I was not on Azeroth for a few years. And why they have fangs so big and ugly, no dentists there on their planet? OK, I'm just kidding, I'm an Orc myself and I was a stillborn too. And the great Chief-Wizard instilled in my navel the soul of a cockroach and the soul of a mouse, to bring me back to life, just to write you this review. First of all, I got to tell you that I was The Guardian of the S..t myself so, I can surely smell one, especially when it comes from the dark forces. The dark forces of the cinema, what did you thought? You'll do the right thing if you'll not watch this film but, if however you're stubborn to see it, take some precautions, make your lobotomy surgery first. One last thing, I used to ride a wolf myself when I was younger but, someday, I was terribly hungry and I ate that wolf. From that day, I only take the bus.