Aaaaaah!!! Kill it with fire!!!

Rating: 1/10 (4 August 2016)

What the f*****g f**k what that piece of s**t????! It has been 12 years (almost) since WoW was released and it took the players about 5 seconds to realize "this would make an awesome movie" and this is what you give us?????!!! I was late to the party, mid 2015 and only played for about a year and a half so i'm sure i missed a lot of name and history references, but for f**k sake where are the gaming references??? This piece of steaming garbage plays like a daytime-B-fantasy-TV-show. Where are the classes? Where are the races? Where's the third person view? where are the awesome pieces of armor (plastic is not a thing in the game) and cloth? Where are the muscles and where are the females?? You might say "oh, but this is only a build-up for the sequels" but sequels are f*****g EARNED!!! This pile of excrement (not for lack of good talent) would have been embarrassing if released in 2003. With all the amazing concept art and cinematic blizzard and fans have produced over the last 2 decades, there are no excuses for making a single frame of this film seem mundane. It took me 1 minute to think "what the hell..?" and that feeling only grew stronger for each minute. This could (AND SHOULD) have been a milestone for fantasy and game adaptation that would blow the LOTR-films in to the last century, but no. What we got was a cold slap in the groin and some dude probably making a lot of money of the name, adding Transformers hahaha-moments that made me want to gauge my eyes out with a dagger. Any kind of dagger. A whole bunch of people should be ashamed of themselves. Very ashamed. Positive? Some of the orcs where OK, CGI speaking. Sheep scene was amazing. Negative? This being released for everyone to see. FFS... (note: i know Warcraft has been around longer than WoW, but come on, WoW what we build most of our expectations on)