Piece of, JUNK

Rating: 2/10 (15 July 2005)

I was very close to walking out of the theater.... The ending made me laugh... Anways, I've come up with the official conclusion on the basis of this movie, "Tom Cruise CANNOT act." *shudders* The sappy scenes... I burst out laughing when he was in tears, and singing his daughter the only lullaby he knew. The parts where he tried to crack a joke, I felt like knocking his teeth out, and pull a cleveland steamer on him.....
The plot of this movie was a tad bit scattered.... FOR SHAME Spielberg!
Let's see if he has the basis of the movie done: 1) Divorced dad that doesn't give a crust on his wife/son, and despises ex-wife's boyfriend or husband? *CHECK* 2) A genocide? *CHECK* 3) Attempt at sappy scenes for female's audience attention *CHECK* 4) Big explosions every few seconds to keep the audience awake? Heck we don't care if they suffer future ear damage, they have to stay awake.*CHECK*
Well this list could go on forever, but I'll end it now. I guess you could watch it.... But no way for a good nap.