alien conspiracy theories

Rating: Null/10 (17 December 2006)

hello i am travis brain. war of the worlds is a watchable film but hardly believable. i mean, aliens would not look like that. and the tripods are simply the results of over-excited imaginations. i am a keen scholar in fortean-ology and UFO-ism and i am convinced that aliens exist and that they exist inside of us. let me explain. i believe that aliens came to earth not as green men and wormy antennae headed quackerjacks but as microscopic particles blown across galaxies by a terrific space wind. these aliens got into our bodies and corrupted us, that is where evil and all things bad came from, and as a species we changed from being a pacifist, peace loving and innocent race to a flawed species with moods and gripes and intolerance. these aliens are in us. they have built cities inside of us and eventually we will have no control of our minds and we will perish and the particles will live on wearing our faces, wearing our clothes, and living in our homes. i hate them, the only way to fight them is kill them with booze.