War Of The Worlds

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2005)

More like Bore Of My Life!!! In the whole 19 years of my life, I have never so much as left a cinema to use the bathroom. However, tonight as I witnessed this train-wreck of a film, I found myself having to flee the building for two cigarette breaks, in hopes of finding a glimpse of pleasure amidst the $15 torture session I was putting myself through, (and I'm not a heavy smoker!).
As the credits came down, I left the cinema, so insulted I could barely stand. I actually had to have a 20 minute shower when I got home, as I tried to wash this filth from my being.
I am convinced that, the now bat-sh*t crazy Tom Cruise, converted Steven Spielberg to Scientology before allowing him to regurgitated this retarded collage of pretentious, C-Grade cinematic masturbation. I hope this movie gets cancer, along with all those involved in making it!
Worst movie I have seen in my entire life.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Peace & Love
~Dominic~