Barbed wire in the butthole is less painful than watching this!

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2006)

This is without a doubt the worst f***ing piece of self-indulgent crap I have ever seen in my life!!!! SPIELBERG, YOU BAST**D, I WANT TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruise deserves the Razzie for worst actor and whoever wrote the screen adaptation should be shot. Am I supposed to be impressed because Morgan Freeman did a voice over at the beginning and end of the movie? The son survives the fiery holocaust and makes it to Boston unscathed?!?!? Dakota Fanning doing nothing but screaming and looking catatonic the whole movie!!! Running from the aliens for the entire movie then they suddenly die off in the final three minutes from bacteria? Wouldn't they have died from the same bacteria all those tens of thousands of years ago when they supposedly planted the ships underground??? Save yourself the rental money and watch paint dry instead. It's far more believable!