aliens attacking the world, Tom Cruise let us witness it - worst film ever

Rating: 1/10 (30 June 2005)

Usually, i'm not so much into blockbusters. But since SFX and action are quite fun from time to time, we thought let's go and see the new Spielberg/Cruise movie, that shall save this years earnings of the US film industry. Well, we saw a blockbuster, so much is for sure. But: _ Is it still the time for invisible speakers, telling us what to think? _ Is it necessary that the audience should be given the opportunity to follow the plot?
I think that you have to see the film before you understand what happens there. I've been sitting five minutes after the end not being able to move, to tell you how shocked I was. What an INCREDIBLY BAD, not to say insulting end.
What Spielberg got: _ He believes in god (well, in the US, that seems to be quite common) _ He makes us know it (WATCH the end, even if it's hard to stay in the cinema for so long, but it's REALLY worth it, worst end EVER!!!) _ He makes us think that god has given special respect to humans (that's what the bible say?!?) and that those bad,bad aliens (why did they come for, what do they want, nobody knows, nobody cares, since we have so many dead people, so much fear and so many SFX) deserve to die (maybe some parts of the bible got rewritten while crossing the ocean, who knows..)
What Spielberg lacks: _ a plot (actually, a plot that is SOMEWHAT logically sound) _ a main actor (well, sorry ladies, but Tom Cruise was handsome and sexy in Top Gun, but, well, he doesn't do Shakespeare very often, does he? But I have to admit that he plays the illiterate guy from next door who got chased by his wife for a guy that has money quite convincingly.. ;) _ sense of humor - or why does the story end this way(the ones interested in the history of this movies will know what I'm talking about)? IT SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE BEEN SERIOUS!!!!
Anyway, watch it, you will not regret it, you will have witnessed a historical moment: THE WORST FILM OF ALL TIMES, WITH PERFECT SPECIAL EFFECTS.