a war for casting

Rating: 5/10 (17 July 2005)

A Discussion between Steven Spielberg and his assistant

What are you saying? You got the dates of only a Hero and a Child Artist and no dates of any Heroine? - What can I do? No heroine of Hollywood is free till next two years. - What's the problem? Call Bollywood. There are so many of them dying to act in a Hollywood film. - Situation is worse, Sirji. No heroine is free there till next three years - Arrey, call at least that heroine who is very open-mouthed to the media. - Sir, ever since the controversy of her starring in an MMS film, situation is out of control there - Okay, okay, keep the dates of the Hero and Child artist and we make a film on them. - Sir, how can it be without a heroine? - Don't you remember there is one such story written by Mr. H.G. Wells. Well way back which is about a guy and a child. We can make a film on it in such circumstances. Our Computer Animation guys will do the rest of the job. - What a brilliant idea, sir. Paaji, Tussi Great ho ! Tussi ta Chhaa gaye.

And thus the film "War of the Worlds" is made. .