The Best Director Re-Hashes Someone Else's Novel

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2005)

Spielberg directs a screenplay of a novel already done to death. Maybe next he'll use his dull imagination and write something ORIGINAL?? No, that is not something he can do. Why? Who knows. This film was called by Scientologist power bottom Tommy Cruise as made by the "Greatest Storyteller of our time" which is cute because the film is an adaptation of a novel, that already had been done before. So the greatest storyteller of our time tels other people's stories. That is SOOO cute! And to top it off, he changes some story lines to fit his jerk-off style of photography like he did in Saving Ryan's Privates. A load of donkey manure.