Bad Aliens

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2005)

We know these are BAD aliens, because GOOD aliens, like E.T., make bicycles fly! When these BAD aliens so much as TOUCH the bicycles hanging from the ceiling, the bicycles fall down. And to show just HOW bad these aliens are, when the bicycle falls down, the alien kicks it, too!
Then we have the kid who won't shut up... until her dad is actually searching for her frantically and begging for her to say something. Not a word, not a sound... but that's because she was busy getting in position for the pretentious "Invaders from Mars" homage shot.
And boy, those National Guardsmen are sure nice guys. An angry, terrified mob wants to board a ferry boat, and the guardsmen who stop them aren't even carrying guns! I guess that would have looked too much like Kent State or something. This isn't the 1960s anymore. We support our troops now.