Formulaic and Predictable at best

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2006)

Thank god for the movie network.
At least this way I didn't directly have to waste any of my hard-earned money on this total crap.
Clichés. Awful acting. Tom Cruise looking only slightly more normal than Michael Jackson. It's all there. Characters you couldn't care less about. And the dreadful "dysfunctional dad" was only overshadowed in it's complete dreck by the unholy awful ending where, EVERYONE LIVES and they are ALL REUNITED.
Just like in "Signs", the Aliens here are total retards. They search and search the basement, but they just can't catch our Lead Actor. "GOD, Please let them catch that little midget and his dreadful kid" I begged, but God had no mercy on me. He let the movie continue. And I watched it to it's awful awful conclusion, and had my small revenge writing this review.
I can't give it 0, so I give it 1. I might have given it 1 anyways - Tim Robbins was awful good. Nowhere near good enough to save this movie, but good.