Slow but insightful and entertaining

Rating: 8/10 (28 May 2017)

So the following is a negative review pulled from this website over this movie. I thought it was funny and wanted a way to save it, so that's why I'm writing this.
"Slow boring feeble film. Offensive to anyone who wasn't the American military machine, perpetuating the "American might sweeps in and fixes the mess nobody else can" (including an particularly offensive and inaccurate portrayal of the British role) whilst conveniently forgetting America caused the mess and still haven't fixed it.
Aside from the week stereotype enforcing dialogue the film was slow and largely pointless. There was no insight in to war or human suffering in war.
The characters were one dimensional and unengaging. Brad Pitt trying to do an act which wasn't 'Brad Pitt' simply didn't work, God knows what he was thinking of when coming up with that half face pull and stupid accent, it was just nauseating. I tried really hard to watch to the end, but quit with half an hour left, that's how bad this was."
Lmao did you even watch the movie???