I was worried... But it was good.

Rating: 10/10 (27 August 2016)

OK - so if you didn't see this and don't like spoilers - close the window because I am about to totally ruin it for you.
'I'm not a bad man but in certain situations I have to ask myself - 'what would a bad man do' - yes it is not even over yet and I am reviewing it.
Full disclosure - I found the girl attractive - I think her name was Iz or something. She added to the plot - if not only because I thought she was kinda cute. Thanks to the directors for throwing her in there - would have been nice to see more of her... Keep that in mind for next time.
But really - why was it good? It seemed like the kind of movie where all the good parts are covered in the trailer - like the movie 'Ted' - but unlike 'Ted' - they bits in between were interesting too. You go in knowing they are going to get some like 300 million dollar deal at some point and drive through the triangle of death - but still the entire process is interesting to watch. I have to admit I was shopping for leaf blowers on my other screen but still I think I got most of it so here we go...
Poor pathetic guy driving even more pathetic car earning a living rubbing old people for money.... Disgusting but could happen. Slightly less pathetic friend shows up from Jr High - two of them get in slightly less pathetic car to go buy some narcotics. Get had - shoot gun in the air - next thing you know pretty much they are selling guns to people.
So I might have missed somethings - but the first big deal is with the US government where somehow 2 guys with a fax machine and a PayPal account are talking directly with a commander in a war torn middle eastern country... Not sure it really works like that or if the guy in the middle of the desert really has a Nokia 6500 flip phone - but we go with it. They fail to deliver because FedEx does not go there or something - so they get on a 23 hour flight to some country I never heard of - hire a 12 year old to translate and the next thing you know their guns show up at the hotel valet with a guy who is willing to drive them 800 km across the desert to this commander who I think when he hung up the phone with them 8 weeks ago said he was dismissing them for cause.... I guess that takes more than 8 weeks....
So they take some selfies - collect $3 million in US currency - and board a US bound military transport plane - I sure that is all easy to arrange. Back to the pretty girl in Miami - cool - need to look up her real name and see if she has done any other stuff I could look at...
Now the poor guys have $3 million dollars - and want more - lots more... So they go to Vegas because that is I guess where you go to get more money - meet some random dude who essentially writes out the deal of the century for them...
Someone how they spend money they don't have yet to buy some nice things - then find out these bullets are made in china which I guess is not good. Next thing you know they have an assembly line of local workers who I don't think ever got paid and in the end report them to the authorities.... Now - I get the need to pull in a profit but pay the poor people repacking your bullets the measly $100k you owe them - for goodness sake - really - they need the money to eat.
So the one guy punches the other guy in the nose then the FBI collects them up.
In the end the random guy from Vegas shows back up with a suitcase full of money - because I guess that is what you get after someone kidnaps you and beats you up over a misunderstanding...
Bottom line - if you like the trailer you will like the movie - at least I did.
Enjoy.