A Totally Cool And Deep Movie With Very Few Flaws

Rating: 9/10 (9 February 2019)

Much like Lord of War, War Dogs is about an American arms dealer, or rather, two of them. While Lord of War explores it's protagonist's background somewhat, War Dogs doesn't bother wasting your time with that boring stuff. In one scene, Jonah Hill's character is ripped off by a drug dealer, so he pulls out a really big gun and fires it loudly in broad daylight in a highly developed area, like a total boss, and the dealer and his friends all run away like total wimps. You realize right then that you're watching one of the best movies ever made.
Jonah Hill and Miles Teller play the main characters perfectly. They were totally believable portraying two upper-middle-class American guys just going through the daily grind trying to make a few bands.
Anyway, Jonah and Miles' characters like to smoke weed, but that costs money. Also, Miles' character has a hot girlfriend that he wants to keep. They realize that by exploiting US foreign policy, ineptitude and bureaucracy, they can get the best bud in all of Florida. By buying guns from old dudes in Bulgaria or whatever and reselling them to American guys they start to make a fortune.
In one scene they're delivering a load of stuff in Fallujah, Afghanistan (or maybe it was Iran, idk) and the terrorists start to chase them. I was like woah, are they gonna get killed by the terrorists and the whole movie will suddenly end at 68 minutes? But no, the US army or maybe even the Marines showed up just in time to stop the terrorists, but the soldiers flick off Jonah and Miles' because they know, just like I did, that they're making the big bucks. I threw my vape down and shouted "this is awesome" in the theater when I first saw this scene.
Bradley Cooper played the bad guy. He was this Russian or Arab guy who sold guns but was really uncool about it. In one scene his boys jumped Miles and threatened to cut off his d or something like that. He had no chill and said Jonah and Miles couldn't back out of the deal.
Then they bought a bunch of Chinese bullets and resold them to the government but eventually the government found out and they got in trouble. It's illegal to buy and resell Chinese products for a profit if you're an arms dealer, but Jonah and Miles didn't know that, probably because they saw every major retailer in the country buying and reselling Chinese products for a profit.
Eventually Miles and Jonah get into an argument because Miles says having the best bud in Florida isn't worth it. Jonah disagrees and says that all of Miles' money actually belongs to him. Miles' girl is really mad at him because he's been dodging her and fronting like he doesn't sell guns.
This movie was the bomb. I told all of my friends that they should watch it. You should too.