crap from the start

Rating: 2/10 (15 July 2009)

**possible spoilers** I'm always fascinated by recent Angelina Jolie movies. I could make a drinking game out of how many pouting-lip scenes there are. This movie starts out action-packed and never really stops. But soon, the CGIs get old, the slow shooting angles grow redundant and there are plenty of "yeah right" scenes. After a while, the defiance of physics and medical reality bored me-- like the train that falls down a cliff several hundred feet with people walking away and later being shot, stabbed and blown up without feeling a thing. Oh, and by the way, did you know a bullet can travel in a circle going through several heads in the same spot no matter how tall they are without losing velocity? Yeah, whatever.