An Insult to Cinematography

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2009)

This is an insult to brain, reason, cinematography and humanity. Nothing THIS stupid can ever be made again, nor has been made. This is a crime against humanity, stupidity at its sincerest, meaningless best. My brain was dead for two days from the sheer retardation of this movie. Extra retard points go to Jolie for having the one blank stupid expression throughout the whole crap, proving herself yet again as a cheap slut and a worthless, talentless trailer-trash queen. Horrible. Freeman is mind-numbing. In fact, all of acting is half-asleep, boring, a pure cliché, with predictable lobotomizing lines, predictable plot, cheap cartoon-like animation effects and insultingly stupid ideas about curving bullets and action in general. The only possible purpose of this pile of stinking crap is to induce vomit in anyone with a brain.