Are you kidding me

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2008)

I am good at letting things go in movies, (I mean if you go to a movie that wants to make you believe that a speeding bullet can be bent mid-flight, you pretty much know you are going to have to give some creative allowances to that movie). I found, however, that I had to give up way too many allowances for this particular movie. "What if nobody ever told you that bullets went straight?" The antagonist says, I am guessing the same thing that would happen if nobody ever told me how awful this movie was it would still be awful. I don't mean to be harsh but no amount of bending could help this movie hit its target. Are we really supposed to believe that this master assassin in an attempt to enact revenge on someone, who tricked him into killing his own father, spent a whole night affixing wrist watches onto 1000 rats? I guess we should believe anything in this movie though, since it wants us to believe a father could not call or email his son to let him know, hey sorry have not been around, but I need to warn you I just quit a cult, and they may come knocking on your door now. So why don't we meet for tea, catch up on old times and I teach you how to say no to Killer sects. I think if someone in production could have actually read some strips of cloth then they would have seen this movies name come up and could have killed it before it affected so many others. .