Unwanted (possible minor spoilers)

Rating: 4/10 (24 December 2008)

Angelina Jolie as eye candy cannot save this film about superhuman assassins that get their kill orders from a magic loom.
I'm not kidding.
In addition to the ridiculous premise that can't decide if it wants to be magic or technology, there are impossible coincidences - incredibly impossible coincidences (can you imagine beating someone over the head with a computer keyboard such that the buttons pop off and spell words in mid air?), plenty of "gimme a break moments" and a deus ex machina or five.
If you want wild action try a Hong Kong action film instead.