The worst movie ever made. Period

Rating: 1/10 (6 September 2008)

I don't know how much more I can elaborate on this except to say that my IQ dropped about fifty points after sitting through this movie. Like a gruesome car wreck, though, I couldn't pull myself away. The only people who should be happy about this film are the ones who made Boxing Helena because now it no longer has to be the worst movie ever made. A few points here: 1) Morgan Freeman? How he ended up being in this film... 2) James McAvoy needs to go to Borders and buy Acting for Dummies. 3) any and all of you who rated this movie over a 1/10, thus contributing to its woefully, over-inflated-like-a-dead-body- underwater-for-three-weeks 7.2 rating should be banned from ever speaking again, to say nothing of the fact that you're allowed to rate movies. IMDb's ratings have officially lost all credibility. 4) I don't object to violence in movies--after all, I love Pulp Fiction--but there should be some reason for the over the top violence and gore. Really, I'm not offended by it- -except as a person that is offended by stupid movies would be offended. 5) I can appreciate movies that are unrealistic. After all, I love comic book movies as much as the next person. But help me out here. The story is so ridiculously bad that I wanted to drown myself in a theater toilet after leaving the movie. Not a spoiler, really, but if you choose to go see the movie just watch for when Angelina is driving alongside the train to see what I mean by over the top ridiculousness.
The only good news is that after seeing this movie, I know that life can only get better, because that was officially the worst two hours of my life.