Awful mess

Rating: 3/10 (20 August 2008)

This movie is so bad that you wish you had a buddy with you at the theater so you could laugh about it. Unlucky for me I had to suffer through this mess alone. The movie has no plot. Thats it. Thats all you need to know. It has lots of guns, lots of shooting, lots of Angelina Jolie acting like an anorexic on heroin. But its missing a plot. WEll it does have a semblance of a story, but it has so many holes that I wont bother summarizing. If you are looking for an action flick or an Angelina Jolie skin flick, stay away. The one-liners are so bad they hurt. The movie ends with the main character's last words (and horrible narration throughout): What the "F" have you done lately?" Well "I got dragged to see this turd and will never watch it again".