Lobotomy patients will really enjoy this film

Rating: 1/10 (6 September 2012)

This movie is one of the worst, cliché ridden, badly written, badly made, pieces of schlock I have ever seen. And that's putting it mildly.
Just when you think it can't possible get stupider, it constantly amazes you.
Jolie is looks and behaves like she's planning on adopting the lead male into her troupe of children through out. Their kiss at some point in the movie is utterly passionless - As you would expect with a mother and her son. I can't understand why that even made the cut. Frankly I don't know why any of these actors are in this movie. (Ok fine so they got paid. I get that.)
The accent of the fat bearded 'assassin' is so dire that I actually spat out tea during one of his hilarious, eye-rollingly bad, 'training' sequences.
In fact whole movie is riddled with clichés and bad dialogue, unconvincingly acted out. So much so that it's sheer ghastliness prompted me to write his review on an otherwise normal, albeit slightly dull work day.
That being said, if you are in the mood for a little lobotomy, by all means watch this.