Pretty pathetic

Rating: 3/10 (10 July 2015)

As much as I hate Angie, I hate it even more when she plays a bad- ass, 30 kilogram tiny woman playing a bad- ass assassin?!But OK, let's get to the point: this movie is childish pathetic peace of crap.
Everything is so stupid, but not funny stupid, jest plain ol' stupid. Apparently if your heart beats 400 times in a minute you can slow the time and that helps you maneuver the bullets, and of course, that makes you a great killer. We all know that reflexes don't have anything to do with heart rate, and you can't fire bullets that don't fly straight unless you have hands faster then the bullet itself, and hearth can't pump blood 400 times a minute. There is so much stupid things happening that it's hard to keep track, lets just say that action sequences are more pathetic and gay than in fast and furious, at least there you can laugh at the over the top crap, here it's just sad.Couple of times they put the obligatory 3D crap "in your face" scenes that don't help this movie look like a real movie instead of crap. This much stupid should make a comedy, but this travesty tries to be serious movie at some points, what nerve! What nerve!?
I wouldn't recommend it, it isn't fun even for a first time viewers. Stay away. I used the word "stupid" five times in this review, but it's still far away from enough to describe this movie. Maybe even worse and overrated than Now You See Me!