I want my 2 hours back

Rating: 3/10 (1 July 2008)

The underlying premise of this movie is not bad. But the movie is. Here are some questions it left me with:
Why is there a giant meat locker in a textile factory? How does repeatedly beating someone up train them to be an assassin? How does the ability to "curve" a bullet all of the sudden translate into guiding it on a zigzag path all the way across town? How does being an elite organization of assassins also give you the ability to manipulate banking transactions? Why does an assassin (especially one that uses a gun) need to be proficient in hand-to-hand combat? If everyone at the textile factory is actually also an assassin, why isn't the new guy trained to run the textile machines? When the head of an organization is corrupt, why do you need to kill everyone in the organization? Why did they need to steal the bank scene from "Matrix", especially when it doesn't make sense? Why steal Darth Vader's "No, I am your father" when there was no reason to keep it a secret? Why does the magic healing water sometimes coat over with wax, sometimes not? Doesn't shooting a gun with a blocked barrel result in a backfire instead of launching the blockage?