I Wanted To Walk (Out) Hard

Rating: 2/10 (28 December 2007)

Wow! What a horrible movie. I just finished watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story and I feel robbed. After the money I spent on food, beverages, and all of the tickets I could have paid for John C. Reilly to come to my house and place a fresh turd on my chest rather than watch the one that I just did. I mean, I expected more from Judd Apatow (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad) than this. There were maybe two funny things about the whole movie and thats it. The rapper in the end was named Lil' Nutsack and that made me laugh. Also the gratuitous showing of the male sex organ brought a chuckle. Not because the penis is funny itself, but because of the situations you see it ("Dewey, have you seen my sandal?"). Many of the racially insensitive jokes are not even funny enough to warrant a rise out of the groups that might be offended. Other than those ridiculous moments mentioned earlier, the rest was so bad that a person stranded on a dessert island without humor for ten years would not find much humor. Besides the overall poor story, I was surprised to see the cameos from music legends Eddie Vedder, Jackson Browne, and the Temptations.