war flick!... WW2 flick!... John Huston WW2 flick!...John Huston WW2 flick with football!!

Rating: Null/10 (30 August 2002)

Stallone as Commando captain! Rocky punching out crosses as goalkeeper! Caine as himself! Bobby Moore not being England Captain! John Wark looking more miserable! Pele being allowed to do a Jesse Owens before the Hun! The ugliest papier mache model ever to fool camp guards! Football being a game where 22 men chase a ball... and the Germans don't win in the end!
John Huston directed The Maltese Falcon as his first film... and made Annie and Prizzi's Honor after this 1981 show. Wow.