Pretty awful miscasting by Woody.

Rating: 1/10 (25 August 2012)

Really disappointing, shocked that this film managed to recoup its budget.
I watched this film and kept hoping that something would happen it never did.
Another serious miscasting did not help, only Woody could pick someone as unattractive as Javier to be the object of so many beautiful womens desires. Was there no one like Johhny Depp, Brad Pitt or someone plausible to pick. Now I know that there will be plenty of middle aged women who will be swooning over Javier to most men he still looks like the creepy guy out of No Country for Old Men. Woody would have been better off casting himself as the romantic lead at least there would have been a bit of comedic Gonzo value to this dross.
Only in Television land and in the movies would this plot be plausible, I hope when I reach the end of my days I do not think of all the movies that I wasted part of my life watching, because this would be near the top of the list.