Typical Woody Allen

Rating: 1/10 (14 March 2009)

This was the longest 92 minutes in the history of the world! Listening to Bardem drone on and on was impossible. The music was simply terrible and a downer so that it was, in fact, the best part of the movie. Maria Elana should have been allowed to commit suicide and maybe the movie could have ended in 60 minutes. But it was never convincing that she wanted to die or had any reason to want to die. It all goes to the vision, or lack there of, of the director. There has never been a great Woody Allen movie. We can debate Annie Hall some other time I am positive that the only people who like him live in New York and LA. He was great at stand up. It has been all down hill since