Don't waste your time - Woody Allen talks to himself through dull characters. The End

Rating: 1/10 (2 May 2019)

Woody Allen has created some great work throughout his career. This however doesn't fall into that decreasing category. It is an altogether boring, self indulgent piece filled with characters that speak in the same voice. No one has anything close to resembling an arc or development and every central character ends up exactly where they started having learnt nothing from their experiences. One might call that a spoiler however there is nothing to spoil as nothing happens of consequence. It is completely flat and uninspired. Even a decent (but not Oscar worthy in my opinion) performance from Penelope Cruz can't save this film from itself. If you want to see Penelope Cruz turn in a good performance you can go anywhere else and get an all around better experience. Avoid.