Terrible,what's it all about Alphie,no way!

Rating: 1/10 (5 November 2012)

Can't believe I wasted my time watching this this piece of garbage. Oh,two lonely women in Spain who don't know what to do with their hormones.Poor little girls and then Superman arrives,and this guy,or better described "Slob",has an interest in these lost little maddens. Speak English,that was Antonios best lines.Give me a break Woody and stay home with your little wife and clarinet,and I know from your biography that you don't care about comments on your work because you are the all knowing writer and director. And what was narrator suppose to add to this movie like it was so hard to follow the action from lunch to the bed to lunch to a ride in his spiffy Alfa Romeo,vintage 1960's.And how does Penelope ever get involved with this Apeman?Waste not want not to see this LOSER!