Worst Narration in Film History

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2010)

This movie was beyond vacuous hype. Yes, beautiful people and beautiful scenery, but trite dialog, horrendous situations, and painfully awful narration... I mean, was there any need whatsoever for the narration? I kept laughing out loud at how badly the narration was written, and I sat bewildered, thinking "this movie could be ten times better if the narrator would stop holding our hand and explaining the obvious!" Am I alone in this? Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous, there's no denying that.
The fact that the average rating on IMDb is above 5 just makes me sad for humanity. I'm not typically so bitter, but this movie was crap piled on top of crap, and the fact that so many of you people liked it just astounds me.