Ah... remember the shmixteez?

Rating: 1/10 (1 June 1999)

Not only do I want that 30 minutes of my life back, but I also want both the cost of the rental AND my broken window through which the video flew as a result of the life-or-death instinct that kicked in during the scene with the snake guy. Puh-LEASE!! What was this atrocity about? Did I miss a decade somewhere between the 60s and 70s?? The shmixteez? The schlebenies? The sole purpose of this insult to anyone actually gay and anything actually glam can be found in the Ewan McGregor naked rock flip-out scene... if your vcr can PLAY it (figure it out). The released soundtrack is great, but what the F*** were they singing about in the movie? Was that the same music? Somebody please tell me why the movie was so awful!!!