Please give me back my eyes!!

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2005)

This movie is the biggest piece of trash I have *EVER* seen in my entire life. I used to have "Home Fries" at the very top of the 'crap movies never to watch again' list. That's now #2 under Velvet Goldmine.
I just wish I had turned it off after the first 20 minutes like my wife wanted me to do. Instead, I watched the whole thing, hoping at some point that it would get better. It didn't. If I wanted to watch nothing more than gay sex, I would have rented a gay porn DVD. Aside from that, there was no cohesive story, no plot. Just a bunch of rubbish thrown together into various 'scenes'. The ONLY saving aspect of this movie was the fact that it had one, possibly two interesting songs thrown in. That was even ruined as they repeated those same two songs dozens of times, over and over again, until even they began to irritate as much as the poor acting did.