Pretentious disaster

Rating: Null/10 (12 July 1999)

It must have been terrible working on this film: you can only imagine the 'crazy' ideas that the wacky team must have been patting themselves on the back about. Self-indulgent, poorly acted, scripted and atrociously directed: a money back movie if ever there was one. Visually cheap. Hearts of Fire was better than this, and I for one would rather have watched a Bowie/Bolan/Ferry bio instead.