hated the movie

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 2001)

three words describe this waste of celluloid. Silly, pretentious and dumb. Tom must have selected this script with eyes wide shut. He's fun to watch as a performer and so is penelope and cameron, but the plot, oy, is totally uncohesive. It is not fair to the rational viewer. And the underlying rationale, the mechanism that drives the plot is, shall we say, stupid. This flick is a waste of time. Better to sneak past the ticket office - sneak into the lobby- and buy yourself a big bag of popcorn with the money you saved on the ticket. You'll get some change too. And you'll save a couple of hours. Now eat your popcorn and look at the lobby posters. Try to find a movie coming up - without Tom Cruise