One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Rating: Null/10 (26 June 2003)

I tuned in to see this movie on Showtime just to see Penelope Cruz. She's very beautiful as everyone probably knows. I was shocked by the vulgar language in this film. Especially between Tom Cruise's and Cameron Diaz's characters. It was too much for me. I would not have wanted to watch this movie with anyone. It would have been embarrassing to say the least. I did not identify with, or care about any of the characters either. Cheap dialog sprinkled with platitudes. It seems like Cameron Crowe was trying to copy 'Total Recall' or something. It was also very hard to follow. If I had paid to see this, I would have wrote a really bad review. What a waste of time.