This is the worst movie ever.

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2002)

I dont understand what all the hoopla about this movie is. When will I ever find a movie critic who will tell me the truth? This move stank. Stank, it is probably still stinking somewhere right now. Nothing personal against Tom Cruise and Camron Crowe, Jerry Maguire makes my all time top 10 list at number 10, but what the *^!@ was that. And I dont want to here how I didnt "get it" or wasnt "smart enough" that movie was garbage. Im all in favor of a movie that all comes together in the end and leaves you thinking as you drive home, The Sixth Sense and Fight Club, for example, but I strait up wanted my money back. Erotic thriller? Whats erotic about Crowes recent habit of cast tiny chested women in topless roles, Cruz and Hudson. This movies ending made about as much sense as the monkeys from Planet of the Apes flying in on helicopters to save the day in Black Hawk Down. Erotic thriller, when? Why, Why Why. And I am expecially sorry about Camron Diaz being nominated for a Golden Globe. She was in the movie for 9 minutes giving an unchallenged Lifetime Original Movie like performance, and hmmmm she swallowed what! Jason Lee, run back to Kevin Smith and campout. I am not alone.