Poutpourri of Boredom

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2005)

After fifteen minutes from the beginning, as the plot (?) was unveiling, I realised that sooner or later I could have seen Van Helsing fighting against Godzilla or Alien VII, so I decided to take a deep nap. I started dreaming about genuine B movies, which have been whipped away by computer generated effects. I suddenly woke up because of my neighbours' complaints - (yes, I snore loudly). I blamed myself for every penny I spent for renting this movie. Then I realised that somebody else paid for the rental and I felt a little better. And I felt much, much better because I didn't go to a cinema to see this boring potpourri. Definitely to be avoided.