Just stop it.

Rating: 2/10 (28 November 2004)

This is a genre mix that I like (horror, action and comedy)...when it's well done. This is not. Richard Roxburgh seems to have little to do other than roaring and snarling, a woefully underused actor, Kevin J. O'Connor as yet another sidekick (Deep Rising, The Mummy) with few actually funny lines, and Hugh Jackman, whose Van Helsing is suffering from repressed memory, (think Wolverine). It's the same tired old stuff, and poorly executed. It has a good old movie feel, but that's as far as it goes.