Worst movie ever!!!

Rating: Null/10 (8 May 2004)

I have never seen a movie where the entire theater laughed AT the screen. This must've be some sort of practical joke - the $170 million kind of practical joke. To all you film students - remember the name Stephen Sommers; it will soon be in a textbook right next to Ed Wood. Anyone who has anything nice to say about Van Helsing works for Universal. The production company must've been so embarrassed about putting out such trash that they neglected to put in any opening credits. Don't even bother pirating this movie; you'll want the two hours of your life back either way!