What a Waste!!

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2004)

I had such high hopes. But this thing was ALL CG and no substance. What a waste of gifted actors. What an insult to the Dracula lore. I'd say the original author would be turning in his grave, but this monstrosity was so over-wrought, the weight of it alone would prevent any risings.
This movie stole from so many different different movies, that theft of this magnitude should get someone sentenced for life. And that's what sitting through it feels like -- a sentence.
It stole characters from Star Wars, super strength fighting young thing from Buffy, special crime-fighting tools from every possible 007 flick (my goodness, who knew that M was a friar in a previous life?)
It was an effect guys wet dream -- not a cohesive movie.

Avoid it at all cost!!!