Well what did you expect?

Rating: Null/10 (18 June 2004)

Really, from the man who brought us The Mummy films and Deep Rising (with Treat Williams as a lead, Ha!), did anyone honestly expect this to be up to much? Okay, maybe I did. But I suppose you can't just throw loads of money at something and think it's gonna be any good. Frankenstien's brain looked quite nice and the wolf man gave my wife a fright or two (though she got scared during Monsters Inc so I wouldn't pay much attention to that) but what the hell was old Dracula all about? Who keeps on casting Richard Roxburgh as villains? He's rubbish at them. Maybe it's just his slightly bulbous nose putting me off but I just can't take him seriously when he's trying to infect the world with gremlins/ blow up Venice/ ravage Nicole Kidman. Overall the whole film was just far too hectic for it's own good. I just have one thing to say to Stephen Sommers; calm down man, breathe in occasionally. Oh that's two things, oh forget it.