How do I put this????

Rating: Null/10 (30 May 2004)

As far as the most annoying movies ever made, this one ranks somewhere just a bit above "Freddie got Fingered" and "I Spit on your Grave". Once again, too much dazzle, not enough story. From the first scene, you are overwhelmed with this onslaught of CGI that is unrelenting and seemingly meant only to impress the very computer geeks that created it(congratulations guys, you've ruined another one). After about an hour, not only does this movie stop being scary, but you begin to fantasize about your own Van Helsing type character that sneaks into conference rooms and knocks sense into the very monsters that have ruined potentially good films over the past decade. Take a bow guys so someone can come up behind you an kick you in your ass!!!