OH NO!!

Rating: 2/10 (31 August 2004)

when i was a kid, other children used to tease me because i liked sf, fiction and adventure movies. they thought my favourite movies were naive, silly and childish, instead preferring hard core action and car movies. 15 years later, after watching, one after the other, blockbusting but lousy titles like x men (pt 1 and 2), hulk, or mummy (pt. 1 and 2), now joined by this ridiculous van helsing stuff, i must finally admit that the other kids were right. these movies suck, and they suck big time! van helsing is idiotic special effect roller coaster ride, with characters which would not fit even into a cartoon, worst "mix it all up and swallow" script of all times, and boring over-excessive non stop action and stunts, which made me unsure where is the beginning, and when will finally come the culmination of this embarrassment of a film.