Vile Hurling

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2004)

This could possibly be the third worst movie I've seen, just ahead of Tango and Cash and Nothing But Trouble. A couple of early lines make you think that it might be a send-up of the horror genre, a la Kill Bill, but that soon devolves into an orgy of CGI and poorly written dialogue. The only amusing performance in the movie is turned in by David Wenham, playing the semi-bumbling sidekick. There is nothing that this film delivers that you didn't see last summer...or the summer before that. If you really must see it, wait for pay-per-view and watch it only if there's nothing but info-mercials on every channel on the grid. The best moments of this movie were the ones I spent in the restroom.