how bad can one movie be

Rating: 1/10 (9 May 2004)

the answer is...this bad. i have never seen a more disappointing movie in my entire life. I have seen worse movie (a few at least, but now many) but those movies i was either dragged to or had absolutely no expectations for. this was a movie that i really wanted to see. ooops my bad. by the end of the movie, the four people i saw it with and i were laughing at how stupid it was and how stupid the writer of the movie thought we were. they had to spell out every single thing in this movie (the end especially) like everyone in the theater was a bleeping moron. the acting (other than van helsings little monk helper) was ridiculously bad. the story was so stupid (i know its not supposed to be realistic, but come on) that there was no suspense at all because who really cared. and there was no way that any of these characters could have been humans because of what they had them doing. this movie was just flat out bad...and its going to make over 200 million dollards probably, im just embarrassed that eight of those dollars will be mine (16 if you count the fact that i paid for my girlfriend to see it, im just glad she is still talking to me, because after all, this was my pick). this movie was a joke