Things I would rather do, or have done to me instead of watching Van Helsing again!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2008)

1. Be a passenger on the Titanic.
2. Have an alien burst out of my chest.
3. Be piloting the space shuttle Columbia on it last flight.
4. Have all my teeth pulled with no Novocaine.
5. Be the 4th backpacker in Hostel.
6. Slipped the date-rape drug in a gay bar.
7. Jump into an active volcano.
8. Watch King Kong again...really 9. Give Hillary Clinton a Gynecological exam.
10. Have a 25-foot shark swallow me whole.
This comment is dedicated to Laura............