A very bad movie

Rating: Null/10 (27 November 2004)

Bad exposition. Lousy lighting. Dialogue that was lifted from the worst of '30's potboilers. Logic holes big enough to drive through. Direct steals (don't you dare say homage) from Bond movies. and, as if that weren't enough, cheesy, truly lame fake accents. Someone must have some damning film of Hugh Jackman to have forced him into this stinker.
There are enough clever ideas and competent storytellers that films like this don't have to be made. Let the studios stop mining the past for tiny tastes of talent, and take a chance on the audience having sufficient intellect to follow a story! Hugh Jackman may have ability as an actor. But this dog will never prove it.