A Specialist beats a generalist, and this is not a specialist

Rating: 2/10 (10 May 2004)

This movie tries to be too many things. It tries to add way too many monsters into it. The whole movie is CG and that's all it has going for it. The plot is only furthered by occasional dialog. The Special Effects are LOADED with over the top explosions and pyrotechnics. The sound effects are repeated over and over throughout the movie. I honestly didn't think the movie was going to end. The goths sitting behind me in the theater laughed at the movie the whole time...it's not a comedy. And the worst part, think of every cliche in every movie that's been done a thousand times and they put it into this movie. From the jittery comic relief guy trying to walk away when it gets frightening, to the cheesy walking off into the sunset ending. Do yourself a favor, if you must see this movie, wait for a rental.