Vampires ain't the only thing that suck here

Rating: 5/10 (3 September 2004)

I dunno what to think of this movie. Like, a lot of parts were amazingly kewl. Like the Wolfman. I mean come on, he's a goddamn wolf. What's not to like there. But there was no story to the movie. And LOTS of things were left unexplained. But not to be afraid, because you can be sure to expect 2 more Van Helsings in the future. That's 100% true too, no bullshit.
The story of VON Helsing, haha Von, goes as such:
During the late 19th century, famed monster hunter Dr. Gabriel Van Helsing (Jackman) heads to Eastern Europe to battle with Count Dracula (Roxburgh), the Wolf Man (Kemp), and Frankenstein's Monster (Hensley). By his side is the ravishing Anna (Beckinsale), a member of a family committed to ridding the world of evil.
Yea that's all. Not much I know. It's basically an excuse to put the three greatest horror characters of all time in one movie. (Well 5 if you count Hellsing and Hyde). The effects are great. It's a good popcorn. Check it out if you must. It is corny. It is awfully acted, but the CGI makes up for it, giving you an enjoyable flick. But still, it's just so bad.
**/****