Where has all the logic gone ?

Rating: 2/10 (31 May 2004)

Well, there has not been a movie like this for some time. Ads for it everywhere, no matter if subway, television or print media. I admit Mr. Wolverine did his job very well, but even a good actor cant save the movie if the script is that bad. It looks as if they took the plot of 200 B-movies, put it together - no matter if there are huge logical holes in this storyline. Okay, the sexy Underground-Lady is fighting against Werewolves, Vampires, even against Mr. Longteeth himself (should this be the prototype of a gay vampire king?) and doesn't even get scratched. But in the end, she gets killed (!) or rather crushed by Helsing. Helloooo??? Please, do me one favour and don't do a 2nd part of this nightmare.