Carry on Screaming without the jokes

Rating: 2/10 (23 October 2008)

I've only seen this film described as a horror/thriller, but, after having watched it, I think that it was a parody/comedy gone horribly wrong. The main problem is the lack of jokes. It is even worse than Carry on Screaming, which did, at least, have the great Fenella Fielding. To see how it should be done just watch "Young Frankenstein" - the "help me with the bags" scene is a cinema classic. Even "Dead and loving it" was better, although Lysette Anthony kept her clothes on, and isn't as beautiful as Kate Beckinsale. For $160 million the producers could have done better, and made a decent horror, thriller or comedy, but failed at everything. In the words of Eurovision; "null points", but that's not allowed on IMDb.