A James Bond Movie in a Gothic Setting

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 2004)

I thought that I recognized the James Bond formula in Van Helsing. The villain is shown doing some evil deed. Then the hero is shown finishing up a prior mission. He returns to headquarters and is given the assignment which will be the body of the movie. Q demonstrates some gadgets that will come in handy and off Bond/Van Helsing goes. The villain's plan for world domination is elaborated and endless chase scenes ensue, culminating in the triumph of 00-Helsing over the villain. I have never felt so out five bucks.