What a mess

Rating: 2/10 (5 July 2007)

Wow... that was even worse than I expected. Many will say I went in already planning to hate it. Well, go waste your money yourself and then tell me what you think. I watched most of this movie with my head shaking in my hands. It was SO bad. I'm just gonna randomly rant: Each actor's accent is worse than the last. The brides are comical and annoying. Frankenstein, played by another Australian stage actor, sounds like a stage actor, practically singing all his lines and overacting. I thought I was watching a musical a couple times. The worst Dracula ever put on screen. The effects range from good to horrid. The music... okay, the music I liked. What were Kate and Hugh thinking? I like both of you! RUN from this crap! Do NOT do a sequel! Blatant plot exposition everywhere. Horrible dialogue. Why does every character (including Frankenstein) have ninja-like reflexes and agility? Every character was playing Spider-Man out there! WAY too much coincidence and predictability. Y'know what? I'm done. There's much more, but I won't waste any more time on it here.