What A Loada Bollicks

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2006)

I sat down expecting a cross between Draclula and Frankenstein and what i got was Barbie and friends. The film was so poor i cant express it in words. Coming out of the cinema i feel like I've been punched in the stomach and had £20 robbed off me, i cant believe i have just paid MY money to watch this crap. First of all the storyline was a load of rubbish. Secondly the acting was rubbish (Jackman shone in bits but the storyline was that bad he couldn't have even looked decent.) The film has took bits and pieces of the best horrors and rolled them all up into a poor excuse for a film and waited and watched gullible people go to the cinema and spend their money on it