Such an awesome movie (may contain spoilers)

Rating: 10/10 (22 May 2004)

First, let me just say that this was an INCREDIBLE movie. I think it's right up there with the X-men's. Hugh Jackman really sold this one. It exceeded all my expectations, and left me wanting more and more. I heard a lot of bad reviews from my friends before I saw this, and let me point out that they are no longer my friends. Nobody has any right to think this movie is less than perfect.
The story was so incredible! The way they worked in Frankenstein and the Wolfman was beyond sweetness. Each forming their own intricate part of the fabric of the movie. The plot was so full of suspense that I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. Oh, and I can't even begin to describe how amazing the special effects were. They were probably the best I've ever seen.
And lets not forget the characters. They were probably the best part of the whole thing. Here are just a few aspects of how cool they were:
Van Helsing:
From the previews he looked like one of those Spiderman "Oh, my life's work is also my curse, it's so hard, boo hoo hoo..." but this guy wasn't all crybaby about it. He took pride in nuking the hell out of all evil. I know what you're thinking, how all vampire hunters are automatically cool, but no other ones can even touch him. He doesn't just run around with a stake in his hands like these other idiots do. No, he gets a kick-ass auto-crossbow and blasts the crap out of them. Screw garlic necklaces and all that other pansy garbage. This is, like, the new age of vampire hunting.
The Friar:
Now this dude was my hero. He's like some quiet monk guy who's helping Van Helsing with all this high-tech equipment, but he still finds time to do the no-no cha-cha with a random chick. Plus, he was always there when somebody needed his help
Dracula:
No more of these boring old geezer vampires who look like they'll have a heart attack any second. If you cross him the wrong way, say good-bye to your soul. He'll be like talking to you one second, and then all of a sudden *chomp* you're dead. Before you know it he's picking pieces of your neck out of his teeth.
Anna:
Cool.
Frankenstein monster:
You except him to be some mindless monster going "ugg....uuugggg..." all the time and just being a huge inconvenience to everyone else. But once again a character's not what you expect. He looked so ugly, yet he was so peaceful and friendly. He was willing to sacrifice his own life for others. Now that's a stud right there.
Torches, flying, darkness, crossbows, bombs, gravestones, ooze, secret passageways, huge jumps, pitchforks, insane laughter, racing coaches, revenge, thunderstorms, and more. WHAT ISN'T THERE TO LIKE????
If you thought this movie was bad in any way, shape, or form, please kindly tattoo the word "worthless" on your forehead and bury your face in the sand. Your opinion will never matter.
10.34/10
See this movie.