5/10 is WAY too generous.

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2004)

"What, exactly, was wrong with the movie?" I hear you ask...
Well, I'll tell you:
* Plot - Horrid! How could Jackman read this script and think to himself... "Oh yeah, I've GOT to be a part of that!"
* Action - Ludicrous. Ex. They light a windmill up with torches and it HAPPENS to be filled with bottle of alcohol so it can explode into a fiery inferno in less than a minute. Even the humans seem to have super human abilities. Scenes drag on for ages and are poorly cut as to make the editing obvious. Almost as bad as the last Matrix movie, but not quite.
* Acting - n/a.
* Special effects - Inconceivable. Frankenstein's monster doesn't need glowing bits of electricity to look fierce or cool. He's a monster, not a futuristic sci-fi concoction. Now put him back the way he should be before I hurt someone!
I just want those 2 hours back! I don't even care about the money. I thought it would take awhile before I found a movie that was WORSE than Underworld, but... "Mission Accomplished!"