Absolute crap

Rating: Null/10 (8 May 2004)

Terrible performances (with about one honorable exception) and some of the worst lines ever to disgrace a fantasy movie. Two examples: in a gothic castle historical heroine says to historical hero: 'There's a bar down the hall.' WHAT?
Or how about this. Heroine asks the hero why he does his job. And he replies: 'I don't know. Perhaps self-realization?'
There is not the slightest attempt to make this world credible in any way.And the Universal movie monsters are pale shadows of their former selves. There has never been a poorer Count Dracula, and almost everyone speaks in terrible phoney Igor accents. Forget about it! (And you will!)