WHAT! WHAT ! ... I demand my 7.50 back!

Rating: Null/10 (9 May 2004)

SPOILER!!!!! POSSIBLE SPOILER!!!!

... the severity of this movie is uncomprehensible. How could someone butcher three classic characters and make them completely strip them of their awesomeness... just go spend $7 at your local theater. The cheese in this movie was oozing out of the screen it was unreal. They shouldve gotten the actors dialect assitants, they were soooo bad, good lord! How could anyone let this happen, the gopher should have said something, anyone, the nameless vampbride #1, someone SHOULVE stopped it from reaching the box office. SMILING DOWN FROM HEAVEN! come on PEOPLE! it would have been awesome if all the weapons were old school. Electricity in the 1500's? Kodak picture profiles on the cursed family? give me a break. I dont think vampires can mate, I mean how can something grow inside of you dead? its dead, its not growing.CONFUSING. This movie may be fun for some people, but overall if your over the age of 7 I dont reccomend it...
p.s. HUGH JACKMAN, take some crying lessons...