What a disappointment!

Rating: 2/10 (11 May 2004)

I had been so looking forward to this release! What a disappointment it turned out to be. The acting (didn't anyone tell Kate her accent sucked???) was very stiff and unbelievable. The dialog was something only a three year old could be proud of and the plot...??? Well all I can say is what the hell were they thinking? Those little pod babies were ridiculous at best.
Casting is another issue with this flick. Couldn't they find anyone even slightly creepy to play Count Dracula? Someone with some screen personality? Frankie was the only appropriate casting choice here. Kate's accent came off sounding darn silly, and her only purpose seemed to be showing just how tight she could cinch that corset.
A good indication of the weak plot were the group of giggling and heckling teenagers seated behind me. They were even more disappointed than I was with this complete waste of time.