A valid question

Rating: 1/10 (10 October 2006)

To whom it may concern, I am at this very moment watching Van Helsing. I've been watching it for over an hour now. I honestly want to know, if you've seen it, is this for real? This is a joke right? Come on. Is this movie as bad as it looks to me, or is it just me? Why is it so bad. Why. WHAT audience was intended for this movie? What audience?! Its like the corniest fairy tale I've ever seen! "Nothing is faster than Trannsylvanian horses, not even vampires." ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT!? It makes me so mad. If you think my comment is unfair or extreme then there are two possible causes for that:
1) you haven't seen the movie
2) THERE IS NO OTHER REASON! There is no sensible reason for liking this movie.
There.