Like being in a trashcan with someone banging on the lid...on Halloween.

Rating: Null/10 (30 May 2004)

Like being in a trashcan with someone banging on the lid...on Halloween. Van Helsing holds the dubious distinction, in my life, as the first movie that I have ever walked out on. And I'm a huge Horror / Monster movie fan too. I didn't even pay for the ticket myself and I still want my money back! Van Helsing was about as engaging as watching X-Box Duke it out with Playstation. My vacuum cleaner could have written a better screenplay than this. The old Saturday morning Johnny Quest cartoons had better story lines than this giant piece of CGI rotting compost. Oh where have you gone Boris and Bela, our nation turns its' horror film going eyes to you...