Useless movie

Rating: 2/10 (10 May 2004)

I've put a rating of 3/10 for this movie. Maybe some of you know that I'm very critical, and this movie did not avoid my critizism. Basically, the movie looks nice graphically speaking, and the special effects live up to Sommers expectations, but stunts are repeated over and over again. We are not in Tarzan and yet Van Helsing strangely ressembles Tarzan, dudes just keep hanging on stuff, and moving from wire to wire, this is very annoying. The constant screaming of so-called Vampire wives is also a pain to the ears.
The plot is incredibly stupid, this movie is just useless, we would live well without it. Laws of physics are broken, i.e. the horse and chariot jump over the broken bridge, which is very highly unlikely. Horses are not that stupid, they would stop before kamikaze jumping into a pit. The very end before the credits...are we in Indiana Jones, riding off to the sunset? well 3/10, everything summed up