Wish i had a van...

Rating: Null/10 (9 September 2004)

Why would anyone make this movie...Since no-ones answering ill tell you why, somebody thought "hmmm, if i have a few well known Hollywood stars and some mildly thrilling action sequences i might make some money on this" And unfortunately they were right. Having watched this at the cinema i can only begin to scratch the surface of the puss filled spot that is this film. In fact when i came home from the cinema i went straight in the bath with a scouring pad...and I'm still dirty.
I suppose i should start commenting on the plot...in fact i would like to but i cant seem to find it anywhere. The acting is woeful and the use of three monster-characters never looked likely to work. The use of CGI is the only thing good about this film, and thats in comparison with Hulk.
Van Helsing is just a bad film, see it then trash on it.