Hollywood Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (26 June 2006)

This excuse for a film is painful to watch. The characters are boring and uninspired, and the plot/script seems little more than an afterthought. Hollywood was wondering why theaters were seeing a drop in attendance? People are tired of being burned at the box office with tripe like this.
The REAL plot of the movie is as follows:
Executive #1: We need more money.
Executive #2: How about we take a hot actor and throw him in a movie with CGI monsters?
Executive #1: Great idea! But effects cost money...
Executive #2: Nah, we'll save money by getting my gardener to write the script. He practically works for nothing as it is.
Executive #1: One condition. The portrayal of Dracula has to be insulting to everything Dracula/vampire related before it.
Executive #2: Deal. Okay then, it's settled. We'll make millions off of the poor suckers once again!
And the worst part? The CGI wasn't even that good. Please, do not spend ANY amount of money on this movie. If you do, they will keep making stuff like this instead of pushing ahead with good movies.