Waste of Life

Rating: 2/10 (9 May 2004)

Seriously, I have never heard a more collective groan from an audience in a good while. Aside from the design and look of Van Helsing, this hole has nothing going for it. Boring, unintentionally funny, the cheesiness, all of those little words that say, "I'm garbage," this turkey has them all. Please for the love of your intelligence and sanity, do not watch this.
Superhero Van Helsing is sent by secret priesthood in Rome to dispatch Dracula, who has plans to give life to his ugly offspring.
One big mistake on the box is they forget to mention ages 6-14 only. Second big mistake was the awful CGI. The entire movie was collective garbage sadly and Jackman and Beckinsale (whose optical illusion/corset outfit will appeal to teens), deserve better. And so does the audience. The 'Big Three' do not deliver here. The Brides are a waste of screen time sadly. This movie sucked.
COMPLETE SPOILER: If Anna never saw the sea, the least you could have done to ease the audience is to let her see it or bury her in it! This further buried Van Helsing.