On how to waste a fortune limitlessly

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2004)

OK! it is about a Sommers' movie; the mummy and his 'returns'; we know what can we wait from these series (and I liked them as an entertainment at this time). Thus, what we can even wait now?
I didn't wait this. Van Helsing is to my eyes the best example of 'applying all the possibilities  cause we pay it for you, director!  without any art-cinema spirit'. Another awful movie of how American majors sanction the public: a very low level mix entertainment with brainless message, showing a disgraceful waste of HUGHE money.
Actors: zero (the goddess Beckinsale even worse than in other movies)
Script: minus ten (non words!..)
Fxs: many too many, to the point to be tired as a spectator that use to enjoy fxs.
Soundtrack: don't remember!
So I really want to forget how could I WASTED my money on this movie this week end.
so: 1/10 (yes: one over ten!)