ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC (WASTE OF TIME)

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2004)

Yes, it's true, Van Helsing is a really, unbelivabely retarted film. The Special FX, perhaps the films only redeaming category, fail to save the film from the terrible acting, and the ridiculous plot. I don't only want my money back, I wish I could get compensation for having two hours of my life spent in torture. Dracula and Frankenstien and his monster and Igor and Dracula's servants and his brides and.... JEEZ. Every character was hallow, two dimensional and annoying. I loved the Mummy, but this is not even in the same world as that film.
That being said, this movie has PLENTY to offer CHILDREN, and those 13 and under may very well enjoy this film. Anyone hoping for anything logical and interesting from this film, however, steer clear.