I almost died laughing...

Rating: Null/10 (11 September 2008)

Yes, this movie is pure garbage. The plot makes no sense, they don't explain anything, they randomly travel around, and the acting is truly appalling. But.
BUT.
This movie rocks. I'm going to go buy it. It's funnier than most comedies. And there's so many games to play! Count the number of times Beckinsale is grabbed by the weird!flying!vampires. Count the times Beckinsale's bro falls in a river. Count the number of accent changes. Count the minutes until they finally put the movie's NAME on the screen.
The costumes are ridiculous, with Beckinsale looking like some strange S&M fantasy and Jackman looking like he's trying to edge out Fabio for Haliquin poster boy. And the acting! Oh, the acting... someone read the definition of melodrama on set, and no one understood.
And Dracula walks on the ceiling. All the time. Clearly floor is not good enough for this cat. And as far as Ham of the Year Awards, this guy takes the cake. He's the best part of the movie.
I loved every nonsensical second of this movie. It should be shown in film classes. Here's what happens when people have a big budget, big actors, and big effort and yet still fail utterly. Amazing.