a real horror of a film....

Rating: Null/10 (8 May 2004)

SHOCK ! - as you realise you've just wasted your money on this pile of tripe...
TERROR ! - how much did they spend of the f/x ? i've seen better on the intro's to video games.
LAUGH ! - ermm, no not really...the comic elements aren't comic.
STARE ! - at the fire exit sign... it was a close call as to which was the more interesting.
WONDER ! - where the story went... ....please don't go and see this film, you'll regret it..... 0 stars....