Scariest thing about "Van Helsing"? Watching it!!

Rating: Null/10 (23 May 2004)

HORRIBLE. It was actually more fun LAUGHING at the stupid plot turns, events and Kate's awful Transylvanian accent. I love Hugh Jackman, and very disappointed he chose to make such a ridiculous movie. Maybe 3 year olds might like it.
This was not even a movie. It was a group of people in the CGI department getting their rocks off. I can't imagine a movie that could possible be worse in every way (except visually). The writing was beyond stale, the direction was so over-the-top I thought the movie was a parody of an action movie. STAY AWAY! Go see something else, go see anything else, or stay home and watch paint dry. It would be vastly more entertaining.