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Rating: 3/10 (18 May 2007)

Steven Sommers apparently wasn't satisfied with jump crapping on The Mummy. Now, he takes some more of the most beloved suspense tales and turns them into a cheap, comic book like movie. None of them are given any kind of adequate screen time or development, they are simply there for name value. What ensues is one of the more ridiculous summer movies in recent memory, like Hudson Hawk, except not funny. There are even some painful James Bond references, such as a monk who gives Van Helsing state of the art weapons. I pity Richard Roxburgh who had to suffer through both The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and this. It's all pieced together from other franchises like some lumbering monster with obvious stitch work.