a storm of pants

Rating: Null/10 (19 May 2004)

First let me say that the first time I saw this movie, (I cant keep a straight face to call it a film) I was blisteringly drunk. I couldn't remember the second half of it (a "mistake" I unwittingly rectified later).
Much to my embarrassment, the people whom watched the movie with me, informed me, with a touch of relish, that all through the movie I was shouting obscenities, and other words such as 'Oscar', in a very loud voice. When I was informed of my social idiocy I quickly apologised, only to have the my humble pie waved away with extraordinary nonchalance. Intriuged at why my cinema loving friends could possibly excuse the constant heckling I apparently put them through, I returned to the screen to watch again.
It is true that when you are drunk you are most truthful.
This is the worst kind of American processed junk, it should come with a heath warning. This movie is a massive, sparkling, beautifully rendered CGI toilet, so useless to humanity, so pointless to waste time looking at it. I wont waste any more of my time reviewing it. It's worse than Blair witch two, and Dracula 2001, mainly because you can't laugh at how shoddy it is. it is a STORM of PANTS. don't see this movie