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Rating: Null/10 (8 May 2004)

So I suppose its been already discussed how much this movie steals from indy jones, and how silly the horses jumping over the cliff was. Let me first say that this movie was a complete waste of time. I first looked at my watch about an hour into it expecting it to be done. Little did I know that I had another hour and a half left. This was another movie, like the entire matrix trilogy and any Tony Scott movie, that attempts to create style by tinting the entire movie blue. I don't even care about the CGI, or even how they didn't try anything new with this movie, because it was just all around terrible. Acting (especially that historian/assistant guy) was awful. Narrative was confusing, as evident by how the characters basically had to explain to the audience exactly what was happening "this is werewolf fur, they shed on the first night after they've been bit". Lets see, what else. Lots of odd technology considering the time period, but I suppose frankenstein himself is impossible so I can't complain about that. I guess I'll close this saying that I'm worrying about the summer movies if Van Helsing and Man on Fire are whats supposed to kick it off.