This did not suck enough and yet to much!

Rating: Null/10 (11 May 2004)

What ever happen to Vampires that suck blood? This demo reel, can't call it a movie, lacks... EVERYTHING! I like my Vampire flick's to be about blood lust, creepiness and sucking. Didn't Abbot and Costello do this back in 1948?
Special effects should enhance a movie not drive it. Some of the effects were not that good anyway.
Did you notice the glaring images stolen from "Beauty and the Beast"? Maybe what this movie need a few show tunes?
This "Demo Reel" contains a five-finger gagger of an ending like I haven't seen since "Somewhere in Time". What a sicken-sweet ending, oh go puke on a poop stick Van Helsing!
Hugh Jackman should be ashamed!