An extremely dangerous roller coaster ride that's about to fall of the tracks

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2005)

Van Helsing.....What a gigantic, time wasting, piece of Garbage. I Absolutely HATED this movie. This is the perfect example of a blockbuster only existing to exploit the film medium and to insult the intelligence of the audience. No wait, wait a minute, do today's audiences even care about good storytelling in movies anymore? No matter. It's one of those movies where people will flock down to the movie theater, waste their money, be excited by it, then a day later, they will forget why they were excited by it in the first place. The story is beyond ridiculous and cliché, and the acting is bland and laughable. It felt like a dangerous roller coaster that was about to fall of the tracks and I was about to die. Literately. I really felt like I was about to be killed, and I felt traumatized by it. In the words of Roger Ebert, I say,"I hated this movie. I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it." In other words, If your a sane person like I am, AVOID THIS....THING... LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!