This scared me.

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2004)

You know how big budget American movies have this reputation of being bad (due to badly contrived plots, bad unrealistic affects, generic hero/heroin, obvious ending, eye candy that isn't all that sweet) yah that's the kind. Well this movie, let me tell you, is the KING of all the movies with that stereotype. Let me explain something first of all, this is NOT a review of Van Hellsing, maybe, one day, when I have nothing better to do I'll write one, today is not the day, however. Today is the day when I will simply say this is quite possibly the worst big budget action movie of its genre. The guy who did this was famous for the Mummy. Personally I feel the Mummy was good (ok, so the second was bad but still) THIS, however well let's put it this way, the first 5 min are good. The second color filters into the movie it goes downhill. And just when it hits the bottom and you know it can't get worse, it starts borrowing into the ground to get even lower. I would like to also stress that this movie has more plot holes that I noticed (upon one viewing only I might add) then all other movies I have ever seen (and I'v seen a lot) that, right there, should say something.