Worse than bloody awful

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2004)

I never thought I'd find a film to challenge Waterworld's seemingly unbeatable levels of drivel and inconsistency. If anyone was going to have a chance at that "honour" though I would have bet on Sommers and indeed he has plumbed new depths here.
There is really nothing good to say about this travesty at all. Who keeps green-lighting this ass-clowns films? The rest of Holywood must be ecstatic right now knowing they can't possible make the worst film of the year no matter how hard they try.
I hope Beckinsale and Jackman were well paid as this will do nothing but harm to both of them. Everyone else attached to this fiasco can probably rely on people's minds erasing their memories of it in self-preservation.