Van Hel.....who cares!

Rating: 4/10 (4 August 2013)

I really wanted to like this film. It had so much potential to be epic. Dracula. Frankenstein. And a host of other monsters. What happens when they are thrown into a pot along with a bankable star and some CGI? S**t happens. The film is such a mess, the hero is meh, the love interest tries to be feisty but comes across as annoying, and the villain looks like a rock star from Spinal Tap. The only real plot is point and shoot, with no decent plot to it and some laughable hammer homages from the cast. If you value your time on this earth, do not waste your time with this disaster. I beg you to reconsider watching this laughable flick who's best performance comes from CGI bats.