One of the worst movies I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2004)

Listen, I like pretty much everything. I even found some things to like in Punisher. But, this movie has no redeeming value whatsoever.

The story (what there is of it)is bad. The dialog is atrocious. The "acting" is directly from the Shatner school. The special effects are used too frequently and for no reason. The music in no way fit the action. All in all this is literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

The basic flaw with the whole thing is the fact that the movie couldn't decide what it wanted to be. First it was a comedy, then a special effects extravaganza, then an action movie, then a horror movie and finally a love story. Only problem is, it really is none of them. I found it very hard to care about anything that was happening on the screen. I almost fell asleep several times.
On the plus side, the main characters are all very pretty and the music is very loud.
This could have been a very cool movie if it would have just picked a genre and stuck with it.
2 out of 10