Worst Film Ever

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2004)

One word: Horrible.
One Piece of Advice: Don't waste 2 hours of your life.
One Movie Buff's Request: Sommer's please don't make any more movies.
One Last Time: Horrible.
The movie itself has a story, somewhere, boring in the action. It had potential in an intriguing premise, but the execution was just not done well. The actors cannot be blamed, the set designers neither, in fact no artist working on this film can be blamed but the writer and director, which happens to be the same person. Hmmmmm. The Mummy was, I agree slightly better, and I can understand why some thought the Mummy was actually a good movie (I disliked the Mummy almost as much as this).
The problem with Van Helsing, is that it drama's up when it is not needed, attempts humor that makes one groan, and tries to cover a poor story with bizarre, supernatural action, that ultimately flops. The CGI was second class, even WETA workshops (gorgous CGI on LOTR characters) could not have pulled this movie from the abysmal depths of failure that it is.