Terrible, terrible big budget waste

Rating: 2/10 (7 October 2011)

It's got Hugh Jackman (the big actor), it's got the luscious Kate Beckinsale (the hottie), it's got big budget.
It's got werewolves mixed with Jeckyll n Hyde, the Frankenstein monster and Dracula. Along with zombies, hot female vamps and the rest of the mystical creatures - all in a blender of pure incoherence, cheapness, horrible horrible taste and zero sense of logic or purpose for the film.
I can't think of worse - no, literally I cannot - as far as the expression 'bad taste' goes for cinema.
All the ingredients are there friends: the most pathetic one-liners, terrible script, cliché superficial acting exclusive to those soulless big-budget Hollywood turds, the terrible zooms and 'cool expressions' on the guy's face, the bad CGI ideas and huge setups and decors that don't help the paper thin depth of it all...
The movie starts with the typical live action - tasteless. Before introducing all the other "characters" conveniently and with the same odorless momentum. The ending is the big ass fight between the 2 big dudes, and they lived happily ever after with money in their pockets, a moment of fame, and a dreadful, shitty film. Yup, that bad ! Two out of ten. (in stead of 1/10 just because Beckinsale's presence is poetry in itself)