It's not that Bad!

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2004)

At least it's not The Hulk. What else can be said? This was warm dog-doo served to look like a movie. The Hulk was cold dog-doo. This was an interesting premise twisted, contorted, turned into a bucket of vomit and thrown at you while you're standing chin deep in a vat of warm urine. The Hulk was cold urine. Summers needs to go to everyone who saw this apologize in person for what he did to the movie industry. He turned it back 50 years. The Hulk turned it back to before "talkies". I'm going to go rent Glitter now. Perhaps that will cleanse my palette. It's only redeeming quality was...now give me a minute...I can think of one - Hold on...