Holy Cats!

Rating: 9/10 (15 June 2011)

Oh my, it might just be the fortified wine, but I thought this movie was the tits. It does start out a little slow, but it sure picks up quick. The intense assassination scenes will leave you without breath, and Tom Cruise's passion will inspire you. Bros should be ready to cry during this WWII flick.
Tom Cruise stars as Colonel Satuffenberg, the man behind the plan to assassinate Adolf Hitler. The plans (Valkyrie) involve achieving the confidence of several generals in Hitler's inner circle. While we all know the outcome of the plot, this film still offers plenty of suspense and thrills. I was bombed throughout the whole movie, and I certainly loved it.
Overall, I have to say that this movie was drunk. Wait, no, that was me. It could use a little kick in the butt. The tempo was similar to that of a girl shotgunning a beer, but at the same time this movie gives Tom Cruise some real balls. If you ever have the pleasure of watching this film, make sure you bring a bottle of wine. Not to say that it's a bad movie (this movie kicks ass), but you're sure to find this movie a lot more engaging with a bottle of chardonnay. BRO!!!