I assume (with all the attendant baggage that word implies)

Rating: 10/10 (9 March 2007)

I assume (with all the attendant baggage that word implies), that Natalie Portman's shaved head was the inspiration for Britney's romp with Kevin and shears. Alas, dear Britney but Natalie arising from a sewer with shaved head and a tank top is lovelier than you have ever been with your finest make-up, coif, and designer togs. You just can't get there from where you're starting. Miss Portman also has profound talent; a possession Miss Spears can only dream about. (I'll bet you didn't think it possible to use talent, Portman, and Spears in the same sentence!) "V" vaults past veritably every previous offering and cinematoonically vests itself as the video version of "1984". If they had any sense the executive board of the NRA would adopt this film as their own. The greatest reason for an armed citizenry is to protect itself from it's own government. The only difference between Guy Fawkes on the one hand and Nathan Hale and Patrick Henry on the other is that their side won (you've of course noticed how interchangeable the terms "freedom fighter" and "terrorist" are in virtually every situation).
A rating? A vehemently vocalized "10"!