G is for Gratuitous Lesbian Subplot

Rating: 9/10 (25 March 2006)

Obviously the filmmakers wished to set the film in the United States but that would have been "not allowed" by the studios. So, we get a wet, cold island where the chief police inspector for the whole country shares his office with a 29 year old yes man. We never see who is behind the mask - allowing the filmmakers to switch the lead actor midway through the film. Natalie Portman reprises her role as America's Favourite Star Wars Character and, while in prison, discovers the most convoluted and "tortured" gratuitous lesbian subplot ever invented in cinematic history. Kudos to the W-brothers for giving the directing job to their loyal first assistant director, who created a splendid film. No praise is too high, so only cheeky comments are of any interest.