Things I learned from V for Vendetta"

Rating: 3/10 (22 June 2013)

1. EVERY priest is a pedophile . Or a sadist.
2. If you love your country automatically it means you're a fascist. EVERY patriot is a fascist.
3. EVERY homosexual is smart , sensitive , beautiful and so on. Homosexuals are the best people in the world.
4. If you don't like homosexuals you're a monster that hates them.
5. If you don't hate homosexuals and you just don't like them , you're still a monster.
6.When you're a dictator it's only normal to allow yours biggest enemy to send thousands of costumes . Because you are a dictator that controls EVERYTHING , except post offices.
7. When somebody cuts your long hair it's incredibly HUGE TRAGEDY . So big you have to cry.
8. If you want to make your hero look smart he should say things so obvious as :"Violence can be used for good" . Because the audience it's too dumb to know that .
9. One facial expression and a lot of shouting is enough to make you a menacing dictator (shame on you John Hurt ).
10. When you're Natalie Portman you don't have to act in a movie. It's enough that you are in a movie . People will still say you gave good performance . God knows why.
11. Bullets in slow motion were cool ("The Matrix") , so let's put knifes in slow motion into movie. It doesn't matter it looks incredibly cheesy , like from video game . The director thinks it looks COOL .
12 . Put some unnecessary and unbelievable romance just because people like movies with some romance in it.
13. Put some anti-Bush propaganda in the movie , because you can't put anti-Thatcher propaganda that was in the comic book.
14. When you don't have anything smart to say use a cliché slogan – TV lies .Don't expand it .That's enough. People will still think you're movie is DEEP . It doesn't matter that movies like "The Network " or "The Running man" had so much more to say on that subject.
15. Put a lot of pathos into your movie , so people won't be bored. MTV style rocks , right James McTeigue ?!
The movie isn't boring and Hugo Veaving gave a good performance (voice). That's all good I can say on Wachowski's primitive movie based on less primitive , but still bad comic book by Alan Moore . Long live left-wing propaganda ! I give it 3/10.