For the more discerning mind, perhaps

Rating: 2/10 (3 April 2019)

My buddy and I got fooled by review-scores. This is a GUARANTEED future MST3K target. What are reviewers thinking? I know good horror is hard to come by these days, but good grief. This thing was awful. They would have been much better off abandoning ship, even after completion, and reshooting some scene-tweaks in order to spoof the genre. They could have ended up with something great, in fact, because the acting is quite good, considering a poor script and even poorer plot. I'm in my mid fifties; I can't think of any age at which I would have enjoyed this movie. The theater was largely full, and there were a couple twenty-year-old guys next to us who were busting up, early on, which is exactly what I wanted to do, but like the rest of us, resigned themselves to silence out of respect for those who were holding out hope for this dog.
Do yourself a favor--figure it for a spoof, and let yourself laugh out loud at it. Your enjoyment of it will be greatly enhanced.