Worst Movie of the Year so far

Rating: 2/10 (22 March 2019)

Not a single scary moment, not a single unpredictable thing. After a tedious introduction to the family, all hell breaks loose and just keeps going with lots of scary eyes, standing in place, telegraphed events, revenge-y violence and I could go on and on. So many holes that weren't filled: How did the doubles find their doubles? Who managed to put together that huge project without anyone knowing? Why was it located under an amusement park? Where did they get all those red coveralls and shears? Who cares? Not me. Plenty of almost scares, then nothing...Dialogue minimal and banal when it managed to happen. The "twist" at the end had me yawning. I dare you to tell me how incredibly metaphorical or social-commentary-oriented this movie is. Just a waste of time, energy, good actors, and pixels. Fortunately, I saw it for free. The trailer is the only scary thing about this misbegotten movie. Sometimes you shouldn't let a person be writer, producer, and director, no matter how good his first movie was (Which it was).