Giberish but Scary as Hell

Rating: 3/10 (23 March 2019)

As I loved Jordan Peele's "Get Out" I wondered what his follow up would be like.
Yes it's horror, yes it's scary, yes the actors are good, but the story makes no sense at all. Everyone has a good and bad side in them, but to stylize them into alternate beings for some purpose could have been interesting, but here it is all jumbled up. Yes I can point one finger at a person, and three are pointing back at me, but not everyone has a multi psychotic alter ego. I've been to that park in Santa Cruz in 1999 with my young children, but to make ever going near a fun park or the beach, or to have luxury hobbies and stuff to make them appear shallow is done much better in many other films.
Maybe I too dumb to get it, and not a mental health professional, but this film is nuts, slow and boring, but too scary for any one with kids. They will be scared the rest of their lives.
Sorry Jordan, but try again. I know you have talent, but get a good story next time.