Coyote Bad

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2019)

I would have walked out but I was with other people and there was no way to politely abandon this orphan. I guess the thing that troubles me the most is that this film really, truly failed to deliver in some very important ways, and I had to spend money and time and actually watch (most of) this abomination-- and I feel as if I am now owed something. An explanation. A refund. Maybe a gift card.
Even if you really, really like zombie movies or horror films or whatever, this thing deserves a pass. It's like they took old elements of several horror sub-genres, like pieces of pizza left by kids after a birthday party, and then they glued those pieces together with cheese and tried to serve it up as a fresh pizza.
I mean movie.
I wanted to gnaw my own arm off to "get out" of the theater. One star.