Wow...did THAT suck!!

Rating: 3/10 (6 April 2019)

When I read reviews prior to seeing a movie, I (like many others) avoid ones with spoilers. I've never written a review for a movie, but feel compelled to do so now, to spare people like me from sitting through this WAY over-hyped movie (and there are no spoilers here).
Jordan Peele is hilarious, and I thought he was gonna make a big splash in horror... right. It's hard to specify just why this movie sucks without giving away certain elements of the story, but for the $20 I contributed to the box office earnings (with the expectations of a LOGICAL and SATISFYING storyline), I feel Jordan Peele owes me something for sitting through that movie. Since I'll likely never get my $20, or those two hours from him- I intend to stop someone else from lying to see it. The movie is boring on top of just being illogical. First, know that. Secondly, I enjoyed Get Out, and had read reviews saying that US is just as good if not better... (not true)
As flimsy as the plot appears to be in the previews, that's actually better than what it turned out to be. In a nutshell, imagine how weak you already think the plot could be, then add to that a level of stupidity and complete dissatisfaction, then mix and drink.
**This is not a great review, I know, but if I saved even ONE person those two hours of their life then my job here is done.**