Truly, I have seen Hell

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2019)

No, it's not the subject or the gore, but rather it's a little of what we will be forced to watch in Hell. There are no words that can just how awful this film is. A waste of time and money? You bet. Amateurish, boring, pointless, silly, trite, predictable, incompetent? Yes. Wooden acting, one-expression actors? You betcha. I could go on and on and on for a thousand lifetimes and be unable to describe this maggot-filled, POS. No doubt many giggly teens and young adults will sing its praises. So be it. Let's just say that "Plan Nine From Outer Space", "Caligula", "Sex Lives of the Potato Men", "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie", "Santa ClausvConquers The Martians" and " Bat Pussy" can move aside...there is a new challenger to the throne. The worst part, perhaps? It's not even inept enough to be amazing sing. To each.