Absolutely NOT for "critical thinkers"

Rating: 3/10 (7 April 2019)

The Emperor's New Movie! These 10/10 reviews for a film of such utter lack of storytelling ability upsets me to no end. So many of these reviews are saying people just do not get it or that the film is for critical thinkers. It is NOT. It is an absolute mass of plot holes that continually get larger as the film progresses. So the whole country has been cloned... uh... ok. So people on top of the world meet, have sex and have a baby and boom... the clones also meet up, have sex and have a baby... underground... wearing the same clothing. Hmm. Amazon drones maybe? How do they pay for that? The baby born is identical to the baby up on top. Uh... I think Mr. Peele needs to go back to sex Ed. The sheer number of sperm and eggs and the odds of a baby occurring are long enough, but for that exact "cloned" sperm to get to the exact cloned egg? Come on. So much more of this film is equally laughable. They can obviously just pop up top whenever they want. Why did the girl not just go back up right afterwards? I can't imagine she was chained to a bed for thirty years. And why the HECK would she speak like a mentally challenged person when she did? I'm guessing clones get some kind of good amazon deal. Or they open manufacturing plants down below for pairs of red jumpsuits and gold scissors, of which they need millions upon millions. The sheer number of plot holes was staggering. So many more than what I just mentioned. And now the acting... I keep seeing raves for the acting. It was awful. The theater was laughing at the wrong things. The main girl was laughably bad. The husband was a bumbling oaf that should have been in a three stooges film. The behaviors of the characters were all so plot driven that realism was shoved forcefully out the door. I can honestly assume that Jordan Peele is such a force and such a race role model that people feel they need to praise it or be ostracized. It's the Emperor's New Clothes in real life. This move was bad. REALLY bad. And I happen TO be a critical thinker. Any thought at all put forth into this film will leave an honest person with the same conclusions as here. Save your money. Don't believe the hype.