Worst movie of the year... so far

Rating: 2/10 (24 March 2019)

Is this the worst movie I have seen at the theater? No... but not too far from it. I actually walked out. Yes, I got up from my seat about 1h and 15min into this movie because I could not stand it anymore and left the theater. First time ever. Never walked out of the theater before. I sat through the entire disaster of BvS, I agonizingly sat through both Solo and The Last Jedi, and I even survived sitting through RagnarÃ¶k and The Dark Tower. This movie however... no. I could not stand it.
Again this is not the worst movie I have ever seen, it just so inapt, so dumb, so badly constructed I was in a perpetual state of cringe from the first minute until I had enough.
The only entertaining part of the movie was Winston Duke making animal noises... again... And I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself from laughing, which I do not think was the intention. The first 10min or so is pretty good, acting okay-ish and from what I saw of the movie it is not ugly and have a decent music score. Those are the only "good" things about this movie. There it ends.
I am not going to give away the plot, mostly because I do not care about this movie at all, but also there is none. Yepp, a plot-less, boring, nonsense "attempt" at some kind of "scary humor" movie...
Just as "Get Out" which was a better movie than this, but also not a good movie, it seem that Jordan Peele is trying to experiment with different styles, mixing them, throwing horror, thriller, drama, political satire, and weird attempts at humor into a blender and what comes out he pour into a water gun and randomly shoots at the audience.
Scene after scene is happening, with no sense of direction, no sense of reason, lacking any form of relevance. The movie is not scary, not at all. The movie is not suspenseful, not at all. The movie is not funny, not even close to being funny. The dialogue is the cheesiest weirdo cringe I think I have ever seen... do anyone talk like this? There is nothing here, this movie offers absolutely nothing. Jordan Peele has completely failed with this miserable excuse of a movie. This is amateurish - did some random people from a hidden corner of youtube make this?
And what is the point? What is the idea with this movie? Where is it going? Sure I did not see this dumb movie until the end, so perhaps something was explain, but reading other reviews I hardly think that is the case.
I give this movie a 2/10... and honestly that feels generous.
The only reason I do not give it a 1 is because I never saw the movie until it ended, so perhaps something was explained, perhaps the ending saved something of the movie...
I cannot recommend this to anyone. Not "Get Out" fans, although the weird all-over-the-place structure is sort of the same. Not to horror fans, not to anyone.
This is absolute garbage and actually worse than Alita which I until seeing this thought was the worst movie of the year. At least Alita had some sense of directing and value, this nothing. Empty, boring nonsense.
Do not see this!