Moron Fest

Rating: 1/10 (31 March 2019)

I should have realised by the rotten music over opening credits and rabbits in cages that this movie was going to really suck! When the zombie Mom first spoke there was an outbreak of giggles from the audience - was she trying to sound demented, evil or simply indulging in the worst acting of all time? The rest of her family (zombie & normal) followed her lead with some of the worst face pulling and fake feelings I've ever seen. There's usually a couple of characters carrying out dumb, crazy actions to add tension in this genre of film, but everyone in this story was absolutely stupid. I only hope they all died in the end, torched in screaming agony. I escaped the rest of this turkey, heading for the exit just after zombie mom took the werewolf-masked kid. Do I actually care how it concluded? Nah