"Up Yours !!!"

Rating: Null/10 (13 October 2009)

At the risk of alienating myself from all the members of IMDb I would just like to state for the record that "Up" is the most spectacular void in cinema history. The story is childish, the characters are irritating, the metaphors confused, the animation woeful. I mean c'mon people, are you all so backwards that you can't see the proverbial elephant in the living room when he takes a crap on your carpet. This film is risible. It was so bad I felt violated when I left the cinema. Dazed and confused by this infantile assault of sub mediocrity. This film should have a warning sign hanging round its neck. I wanted to do harm to myself after seeing this desperate entertainment. It is so disgusting. Everything about it from story construction to anaemic characterisations. And those dogs ... in the words of the legendary Bhundu Boys ... "Who let the Dogs out !!!" I think Pixar are like those cute Disney animals that stare up at you with their elongated eyelashes. You just know they've evacuated their bowels in another room in the house. Pixar, own up. You done a doo-doo !!!