Another day, another dollar.

Rating: 10/10 (18 April 2015)

Chucken Little is garbage. Don't you dare deny it. The father-son chemistry is all off. To top it all off, the graphics are terrible. Not even for a second did I believe that those were real animals; they were clearly CGI. I decided to retreat from this scum by going to a real farm, and it did not disappoint. There was suspense, humor, and disease. It reminded me of the farm I used to have, before I got drafted. Not a day goes by where I don't miss my dear Beatrice. I tended to that sow every day from sunup to sundown. I dreamt of that sweet sow. I sometimes binge milked her, for nine to ten hours at a time. It was sour. Like, really sour. Like, so sour that you shouldn't even try. I later realized it was because of the mercury. 4/10